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Ep. 158 Respect the Door with Ana Part 4 (Privychat 39) · Privycast

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  >> Hunter Hoover: Al right, finish your wet sipping and then I'm gonna
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  do the intro and then I will introduce you.
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  Finish the wet sipping
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  hit record. And all I hear is.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Sorry.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Welcome back to Privy. Privy is a
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  podcast about bathrooms recorded
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  from my home bathroom. I'm your host,
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  Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms. Welcome
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  back everyone. Um, I hope you enjoyed your Groundhogs
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  Day festivities. Uh, I know it was kind of. It
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  was kind of different for me this year. Groundhog's Day was on a
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  weekend and so I usually wrap up my.
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  My Groundhog's Day viewing into my morning
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  routineh and so I had to watch it later.
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  I it's a bit sacrilege, but um, um, I watched him
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  yank Phil and uh, it was, it was good good Phil yanking
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  for the morning. So. But that's
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  our first February tradition. Our second February tradition
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  for those who've joined us before.
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  Um, in honor of
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  the other the ugly stepchild of February
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  holidays, we we regularly have
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  my w. Anna Hoover on
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  for. For Valentine's Day. So so she's stuck here in the
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  bathroom with me. Anna, how are you?
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  >> Ana Hoover: I'm doing all right.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Good. U um, uh, what do
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  you. What do you in your. So I think sometimes people
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  hear me not complain about Valentine's Day, but
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  talk less than positively about
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  Valentine's Day.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Mhm.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But like, why don't you give your your perspective on
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  Valentine's Day? What? Just give it to us.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You mean like what do I like about Valentine s store Day?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So do you. So. Well, you've already. So then you like it.
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  Let's start there.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I like it because we get to go out on a date, but we.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Don'T do it on Valentine's Day.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, but I still count it as a date for Valentine's
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  Day.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: The wonder if I should use Valentine's Day as an excuse to
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  cancel young adults. Pretty sure it's on a Friday.
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  >> Ana Hoover: It is on a Friday.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: O that might be it. You know, most the young
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  adults aren't gon toa show up because either they're.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Well, half of them are married.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Ana Hoover: That's kind of generous. Yeah,
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  some of them are married.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, there's about half yeah, there's about half that are married because they
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  married other people in the young adults group.
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  Um. ###eah we'll see know.
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  Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. But so you like
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  Valentine's Day? You think it's good?
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I think it's fun. You have
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  some white stuff in.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's it's marshmallow. Fluff from the
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  you we made. We made hot chocolate. So we're.
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  If you hear us sipping as we do this, it's. We made
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  probably the worst drink decision for recording a
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  podcast which is hot chocolate with
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  a lake of marshmallow fluff on top. So
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  my mustache is filled with marshmallow fluff.
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  >> Ana Hoover: It's so good though. It's game changer.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it is pretty good. It's like I think
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  it's what a lot of these places do when they do soft
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  top.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Mhm.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I think it's the same thing.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I think they lighten it a bit more m it with some milk.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I think their scam is they are
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  just using like watered down marshmallow fluff and
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  charging you a dollar fifty. So
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  it's possible. Yeah'to ask Rachel. She's
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  probably done that to people. I can't complain.
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  Rachel gave me a
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  industrial sized jug of pumpkin
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  spice. Um
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  which I'm discovering it
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  if I do too many pumpkin spice coffees.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Uh, you don't like pumpkin?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, no. That's not the problem that we're having. Um,
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  just the bathroom experience is different.
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  It is different. Really? Yeah, it's. It's
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  much more liquid.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Gross.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. It. I'm blaming the
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  pumpkin spice, specifically the Starbucks pumpkin. It
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  doesn't take much. I did it take a hit of it one time.
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  Just straight uposs. Yo.
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  It was. It's very sweet and it's very cinnamony.
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  Cinnamony. Well, so we'we've done this a few times.
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  That's what she said. Uh, and
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  ve we've kind of run the gamut. We've done questions round
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  one. Questions round two. Yeah, I'm pretty sure last
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  year I did a mock game show with you.
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  That was what my notes said.
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  >> Ana Hoover: We must have I don't remember year ago.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: We don't even remember the last years. Felt like four years.
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  >> Ana Hoover: It's been a long year.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Mmm. M.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Um, we have both kids in school now, so that's why.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Ana Hoover: And I have a job that's like.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Were you working? I know where you're working
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  but tell other people about it. Just pretend
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  like I don't know where you're working.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I work at our church. I'm the office
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  assistant.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Office assistant to the office manager.
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  Assistant to the office manager.
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  >> Ana Hoover: M Assistant to the office manager.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Do you like it?
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, I really like it a lot.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I'll hit. I'll hit end record and then you know. I'm just kidding.
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  No, it.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I really like it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. It seems like it's oh, that's gonna be a good
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  atit. Uh, it's
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  gonna. Yeah, it seems like it's fun. I mean, I enjoy
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  it.
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  >> Ana Hoover: There's sometime when I get too much. I get too
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  much done too fast.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I can't help it. It's not because I'm trying to get things
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  done quickly. It's because my brain says, here's your task.
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  Finish it. And then I finish the task. And then
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  because of the way that my dad raised me, my brain
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  says, what is an easier way to make this task easier for me
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  later?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh?
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  >> Ana Hoover: And so now all of the things that I used to wait and do,
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  like at the beginning, just at the end of every month
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  or getting ready for something, I already have them all done for the
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  entire year.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Speaking of doing things ahead of time to make life for
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  you easier, I want to direct your attention to the empty
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  toilet paper room.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I didn't do that. That was not me. You were the last
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  person in here.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Then it was one of our kids pooping. No, it was not
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  me. I'CHANGED Ah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Was not me.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Changing the role every single time recently. You can
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  keep saying that all you want.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Changed it.
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  >> Ana Hoover: No, I've changed it. That's not
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  me. I didn't. It's one of our kids. It's gotta be.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't think so.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Uh, I do. It's either them or you.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's. No, I changed
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  theirs.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, well, they don't know how I know.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's fair.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I think one of our kids came in here and used the bathroom and then just
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  left it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why? They don't know.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Because maybe the other bathroom was full.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, I think.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Um. Can I have a tissue?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Sure. We're in a bathroom after all.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Sorry, man. It was a little read. Yep.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You're good. It helps the edit
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  later when I. When it's allergy
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  season. It's just like these little spikes and
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  going the whole time.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Sorry.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, well, some of the things this year for
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  Valentine's, they have a few different types of questions. They got a few different
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  categories.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Okay, I'm ready.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Put down some categories for you. So the
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  categories. And you can shop around. Let's. We'll let you
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  pick. It's like a. It's like a. It's like you're on a date and you're
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  picking what you want o.
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  T.
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  >> Ana Hoover: So I want you to pick all the things for the dates.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh, huh?
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  >> Ana Hoover: Huh.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Me?
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  >> Ana Hoover: Well, yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You don't, though, because if I pick it,
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  sometimes it's like, um. Oh, okay. Uh, we're
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  getting a Costco hot dog. Okay.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. Sometimes you
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  could.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Sometimes you need to say, hey, I don't want to get a Costco
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  hot dog or fast food wings,
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  and I want to go sit down, and that's fine. And then I'll pick a sit down if
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  that's what you want. But, like, if you're like, we should go get
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  something. It's like, cool. $50 dog and drink
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  you eat sometimes.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Like, we're still 25.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What does that mean? What does it mean that I eat like
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  we're 25? Like the food I choose?
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yes.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. Well, it's because it's cheap.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. But sometimes you should say, hmm,
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  I think we should go out and just
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  do something nice and special. And Ann a not have to
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  say, let's go to a sit down.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Yeah, but the
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  Costco dog'pretty good. And you do have. There is
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  seating.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You and I food court burp the Costco
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  y dog. That's part of the terrible
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  Costco.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's Costco Dog 1.5.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Because we're both older. It, uh.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: The lifespan of the Costco dog is mouth
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  enjoyment 1. Mouth enjoyment 2.
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  But enjoyment 1.
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  >> Ana Hoover: No.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Nos enjoyment 1.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Because you can smell it when you burp it and fart.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Anyway, uh,
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  so. So do you not want to choose these, or do you want me to.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Pick o. I was.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So your options are questions for women.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Etiquette.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: For women. Valent
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  times'day for
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  women.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Those are your choices.
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  >> Ana Hoover: So do I get to pick, like, as many.
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  We'll do allk. Just start down. The list's
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  okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Questions for women. Give us your
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  experience with feminine hygiene products.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Ana Hoover: So, like, like, you want my first interaction
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  with how much.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Remember, it's on the Internet. So, like, you know.
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  But I don't know, like, your interaction,
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  you know, what's your preferred m like,
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  product?
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  >> Ana Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, well, is that, like, too
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  personal? I don't know. I don't use them.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I know you don't. Um, my
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  first interaction ever was, um,
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  my mom handed me a box and said, the instructions are
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  inside.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's like a Lego.
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  >> Ana Hoover: And then, I don't know,
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  like, men.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Don'T really think have pictures.
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  >> Ana Hoover: U. Um, I don't. I have a box.
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  No, I have one here.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's fine. We don't need to get out.
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  >> Ana Hoover: It shows you, like, the applicator and things like that. But
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  then it also talks about toxic shock syndrome.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, see, that seems generally bad, which.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You can get because it's A foreign object in your body.
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  Um, but then my mom, I was like, oh,
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  these are so freaky. I don't like these. And my mom went to the store and bought me
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  pads and I tried a pad and I was like, I hate this.
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  It's like wearing a diaper and I hate
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  it. And so I never used.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Is the toxic shock from, like, the
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  actual product or is it like the blood doesn't get.
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  >> Ana Hoover: It can just cause a backacterial infectionential especially.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Is that why you buy, like, name brand?
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  >> Ana Hoover: I. Well, all women kind of have a preference of what
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  they like.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Right, right.
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  >> Ana Hoover: And so, like, when I first started.
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  Started, um,
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  some of the ladies in my family, like the Tampe,
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  that have the cardboard applicator with just hard
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  cotton on the end.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it seems bad.
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  >> Ana Hoover: And then other females in my family,
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  like the tampe Pearl, which has got a plastic applicator
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  all the way around.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, um, for all
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  the females in your family are really on it right now. Welcome
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  to the show, females and honest family.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I didn't name people.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: They know who they are, though.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I know they do. And they know who the other persons are,
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  so it's fine.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Do they make, like, reusable applicators?
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  Don't, um, fe tmtmtm. Okay.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I don't think so. I mean, you could use.
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  So like a, uh, menstrual cup is reusable. You just wash them in the
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  dishwasher.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That noe wrong. Bathtub is where that
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  gets washed. No dishwash. I'm gonna tell you
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  this for free. I'mnna tell you this for free.
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  If I go over to somebody's house or if I'm
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  anywhere and I'm asked to interface with a
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  dishwasher and I open up because I know what this looks like.
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  Because unfortunately. Uh, not unfortunately, but, like,
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  you know, it was unfortunate for me. I had to. I
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  did research on these actually last year for Women's Day. Women's
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  Day coming up. Don't worry. Oh, boy.
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  Um, but like, happy, happy International
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  Women's Day early, I guess. But I looked these up and
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  I was baffled. It's pretty much just like
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  a weird silicone thing that just
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  holds blood.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, that's e. Roll it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's insert depraved. Yeah, that's depraved.
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  So that in my brain
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  should never enter the kitchen.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, you rinse it out in the bathtub and then you
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  wash it in the bathub in the dishwasher to disinfect.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why would. No, just. It can't.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Can't dis it's got toa be cleand with hot water in the
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  sink. With hot water.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes, it is.
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  >> Ana Hoover: No, they clean them in the dishwashers.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: The dishwasher waters the same temperature as the sink
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  water.
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  >> Ana Hoover: But you can get reusable pads. A lot of people have been making reusable
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  pads. There's lots
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  of shops on Etsy that sell reusable pads.
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  And they're like cute in fabric.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: They don't need to be cute. And you wash. Not for
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  anything that is cute.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You wash them in your washhing machine.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Those are not going toa be the same color
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  after you bleach them because.
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  >> Ana Hoover: They have so the.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, see, then it's got bleach.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I wait.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Getting the bleach down in the zone.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You clean yourself. They get cleaned.
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  And so'outer part of it is like
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  a design. And then it has a white cottony piece that you
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  insert into the pad and that's
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  the piece that gets washed. And so you just bleach
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  it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: So. So just to recap, I think last year, the year
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  before, I asked you.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: About reusable toilet paper.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yuck.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And you said yuck.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, I did.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But you are like, no reusable menstrual
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  pads.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I wouldn't use them.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But that's not. That's gross.
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  >> Ana Hoover: People do. But same thing as like reusable
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  diapers.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And I know what I've said in the past and I was
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  wrong.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yes. Sure.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You have to admit, reusable anything down there,
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  it'just as gross as reusable toilet paper. Yes.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Just seems it key to me.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: All of it.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, all of it seems.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, good.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I use disposable.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. And she disposes of them in the trash.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Because you don't stick them in the toilet.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Because if you flush them down the toilet, you
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  might be a d gen every so often.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You can't help that. It will just.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. It's the whos whoopsy
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  that happens everyy. Everybody's due for a
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  whipsy, but
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  yeah.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. So
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  how long or how do I ask? How
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  many cycles did it take you to find the one that you
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  like.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Like a youth, as a youth?
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  Um, I don't know.
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  One or two.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I feel like that's not normal. I feel like a lot of people probably have to shop around a
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  while.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I had older sisters.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, that probably helps.
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  >> Ana Hoover: They're like, this is the better one.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. They take the speed bumps for you.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. Mm hmm.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Um, cool. Well, so
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  the next question on that.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Have you ever seen one in the store and
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  thought to yourself, I wonder if that one would be better? Like I want
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  to. Have you ever thought I want to try.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I have used other brands, but I only like things I have, uh. The
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  plastic applicator.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Because I saw one that was like bamboo. Like it had like
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  reusable. Not reusable, but it was like repurposed bamboo
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  something.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. There are some that don't have an ad applicator and
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  you just.
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  And then some of them don't have a string.
• 15:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: See that I would be wored to get stuck.
• 15:22
  >> Ana Hoover: And then you just reach in and pull it
• 15:25
  out.
• 15:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, you can't be. Not in public. You can't be doing that
• 15:29
  in public.
• 15:29
  >> Ana Hoover: Just wipe your fingers a toilet paper and then wash your hands.
• 15:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, I want no blood
• 15:38
  involved with my bathroom trips.
• 15:40
  >> Ana Hoover: You don't ever have to have that. Women have.
• 15:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: You get spicy backside and you get a little blood.
• 15:45
  >> Ana Hoover: But I think that's called hemorrhoids
• 15:48
  maybe.
• 15:51
  Um.
• 15:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you think that. So out here in Oregon. We're out here in
• 15:56
  the. The Pacific Northwest.
• 15:57
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 15:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: And in Oregon there's a big push less so
• 16:01
  now. I mean it really like it was like a flash in the pan. They were
• 16:03
  like, we have to have tampons and
• 16:06
  pads in every bathroom. Man, woman. And they them
• 16:09
  are. And we got to make sure that they all have them.
• 16:12
  Do you think establishments should provide
• 16:15
  feminine hygiene products like toilet paper? So
• 16:18
  like, uh, when you go. So let's say you go to Target and I'll just
• 16:21
  say women's bathroom at Target.
• 16:22
  >> Ana Hoover: They have them.
• 16:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Theyin't. No way. At Target.
• 16:25
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, they have machines.
• 16:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you have to pay?
• 16:28
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh, sometimes. Sometimes they're 25 cents.
• 16:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: No way.
• 16:33
  >> Ana Hoover: Yes.
• 16:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: So wait, this is like already a thing.
• 16:36
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 16:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do they have good ones?
• 16:39
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 16:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, so they're not like worth getting.
• 16:41
  >> Ana Hoover: No. If you want a good one, you have to pay more.
• 16:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: But can you own the thing?
• 16:44
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 16:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
• 16:45
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. The movie theater in town has one. You can
• 16:48
  get chapstick out of it.
• 16:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: That is not in the men's room.
• 16:52
  >> Ana Hoover: No, it's a women's room.
• 16:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: And people you might think like, oh, maybe the men's room
• 16:57
  has like condoms. And it does not. That does
• 17:00
  not have that. That's the thing. It like bars sometimes
• 17:03
  is you'll be able to get like Jimmy
• 17:05
  hats and stuff. But like.
• 17:08
  >> Ana Hoover: No, it's like 50 cents. Sometimes 25 cents.
• 17:11
  Hu.
• 17:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, okay. So do you think they should be free?
• 17:14
  >> Ana Hoover: No. Somebody had to make them.
• 17:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, no, but like so Besides,
• 17:19
  if.
• 17:19
  >> Ana Hoover: You'Re in the bathroom and you don't have one
• 17:22
  and there's another lady in the bathroom, you just go, excuse
• 17:25
  me, do you happen to a sister
• 17:28
  up and general through the rock?
• 17:31
  Generally a woman be like, oh, yeah, I got
• 17:34
  you. And then just, you're gonna, you're gonna.
• 17:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do that underneath the thing and somebody's gonna hand you just like a wadded
• 17:39
  up toilet paper. Like, I don't know this.
• 17:41
  >> Ana Hoover: Sometimes you got toa do that.
• 17:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, no.
• 17:45
  >> Ana Hoover: When I was in high school, I was embarrassed about
• 17:48
  having to use them.
• 17:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh.
• 17:50
  >> Ana Hoover: Even though it's like something every girl has to do.
• 17:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh.
• 17:53
  >> Ana Hoover: I remember going to the nurse's office to ask for one because my period had
• 17:56
  started.
• 17:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. Fun times.
• 17:58
  >> Ana Hoover: And uh, when I got in there, one of my friends was
• 18:00
  in there, except for he was a male friend.
• 18:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: In the nurses office.
• 18:05
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. But he was like assisting her and she was out of
• 18:08
  the office, so I had to ask him for one.
• 18:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Just tell him it's for a friend.
• 18:11
  >> Ana Hoover: And he opened the drawer and handed it to me. And so after that I just carried a
• 18:14
  box in my backpack.
• 18:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, who was one of your friends? Who was
• 18:18
  one of your friends? Like a leg like a girl?
• 18:20
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh, I guess I could have just said it was for somebody else, but.
• 18:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, just be like, hey, no, at.
• 18:24
  >> Ana Hoover: That point I was too embarrassed.
• 18:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: She forgot one, silly. She needs this.
• 18:28
  >> Ana Hoover: And so, uh, I just. After that I carried
• 18:30
  a box. And then when the little freshman girls would text me and
• 18:33
  be like, do you have a damampon? I would be
• 18:36
  likewing across the whole room.
• 18:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: I bet your teachers love that. Did you get in trouble?
• 18:41
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 18:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: You should have got in trouble. Get in trouble in my
• 18:44
  room.
• 18:45
  >> Ana Hoover: They need to do.
• 18:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: They can walk over and grab ite.
• 18:49
  >> Ana Hoover: I was mostly across the band room. Just.
• 18:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: You should. You should have got detention throwing
• 18:58
  tampons.
• 18:59
  >> Ana Hoover: Band teacher liked me.
• 19:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, well, he probably liked
• 19:03
  the tampons flying all over his room. Ye usually
• 19:06
  deviant behavior is what it.
• 19:07
  >> Ana Hoover: Is before class started.
• 19:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Do they make scented feminine hygiene
• 19:11
  products? Like perfumed?
• 19:15
  >> Ana Hoover: Huh?
• 19:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Does. Is there like a
• 19:18
  dangerous. I feel like that's dangerous to stick, like perfumed
• 19:21
  scented stuff.
• 19:22
  >> Ana Hoover: If you're like allergic to that kind of stuff, don't use them.
• 19:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hmm. M. All right. Well, there you go. I thought. Do they make
• 19:28
  like weird, like they're usually floral
• 19:31
  scented. Okay. They don't have it like,
• 19:34
  like toasted vanilla marshmallow or
• 19:37
  something like that?
• 19:38
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 19:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 19:39
  >> Ana Hoover: They're usually floral scented. Because.
• 19:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Because. Because if I've learned Anything. When they make, when they
• 19:45
  make bathroom products. Toasted vanilla, marshmallow scented.
• 19:47
  It's not a good thing. It's a bad move.
• 19:50
  >> Ana Hoover: Mm, mhm.
• 19:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hmm. Should make ah, scented to. You think they got scented
• 19:53
  toilet paper? Do they really? Yeah, it's probably pretty
• 19:56
  expensive.
• 19:57
  >> Ana Hoover: Probably d it.
• 20:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: I want like chili dog scented toilet paper.
• 20:04
  >> Ana Hoover: That sounds terrible.
• 20:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, it'd be great.
• 20:07
  >> Ana Hoover: Why would that be great?
• 20:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Because it like. Okay, uh, if
• 20:11
  you, if you like pooping
• 20:14
  and you smell, you know if you smelled
• 20:17
  like, like
• 20:19
  lilacs or like lemon or something like that.
• 20:22
  Mhm. It's pretty clear what's going on. Like somebody has
• 20:26
  lavender was plum wild.
• 20:29
  Uh, but it's like, it's clear, like oh, somebody's got that toilet
• 20:32
  paper. But if they had chili dogs scented, you don't expect that.
• 20:35
  >> Ana Hoover: That's true.
• 20:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: And it would be like, oh wait, this is, this is a new
• 20:39
  experience. I've never experienced this before. Um, um. Have I ever
• 20:41
  told you the story about the high schooler tampon bowling?
• 20:44
  >> Ana Hoover: Yes, you have.
• 20:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: What are your thoughts about that? Do you have any thoughts?
• 20:48
  >> Ana Hoover: It's a mega waste.
• 20:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: I mean, I would argue putting tampons in the boys bathroom was
• 20:53
  a waste from the beginning. So.
• 20:55
  >> Ana Hoover: You got me there. I think that's a
• 20:58
  waste too. But yes, I think it's a
• 21:00
  waste.
• 21:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 21:01
  >> Ana Hoover: People can use though. Like they could have. They can't
• 21:04
  anymore. They've been contaminated. Full germs.
• 21:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: What's the stupidest thing you've heard of somebody doing with tampons? Besides
• 21:10
  that. Or feminine hygiene
• 21:13
  products? Pads. One time, I think in
• 21:16
  high school somebody took like a whole box of pads
• 21:19
  and like spelled something like stuck them to like a
• 21:22
  locker or something and spelled something on somebody's locker.
• 21:25
  >> Ana Hoover: I think the weirdest thing I've ever seen is somebody
• 21:28
  took a pad and stuck it into somebody's car and then it
• 21:31
  rained.
• 21:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Pretty sure we know someone that stuck one on his face and then
• 21:35
  like laid there with it on his face, took a nap. Or his wife stuck on his
• 21:38
  face.
• 21:38
  >> Ana Hoover: That's gross, Kyle. Oh, that's
• 21:41
  right, he did do that.
• 21:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 21:42
  >> Ana Hoover: Oh, I forgot about that.
• 21:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it was not used. That would have been gross.
• 21:47
  >> Ana Hoover: Ye, no, no. Somebody put it on somebody's car
• 21:50
  and then it rained and then it was very. They were
• 21:53
  like the big oneoo. Yeah.
• 21:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Wonder huh? If you stuck. I wonder if you stuck a
• 21:59
  tampon in somebody's gas tank, what that would do.
• 22:01
  >> Ana Hoover: It would expand. Yeah, but not
• 22:04
  like, not. I mean it wouldn't be good. You probably.
• 22:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: He would Soak up all the gas. How many gallons will
• 22:10
  it hold?
• 22:11
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh, not gallons.
• 22:14
  Not gallons. It's not gallons.
• 22:17
  You're like, no, it's not gallons.
• 22:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know how many ounces one holds. We're
• 22:22
  having a live Google. There's a
• 22:24
  googling never wondered that. Huh
• 22:27
  huh. How many ounces does it hold?
• 22:30
  >> Ana Hoover: Mhm.
• 22:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Anything over four is, um,
• 22:34
  unimaginable.
• 22:35
  >> Ana Hoover: The light one can hold up to
• 22:37
  3ml of fluid.
• 22:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's not a lot.
• 22:40
  >> Ana Hoover: Super. Or can hold up to 12 milliliters of
• 22:43
  fluid.
• 22:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's also not a lot.
• 22:45
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh, how much blood do you think women bleed?
• 22:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. I guess that makes
• 22:50
  sense.
• 22:52
  >> Ana Hoover: We're not bleeding gallons,
• 22:55
  but I thought.
• 22:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: They absorbed more than that.
• 22:57
  >> Ana Hoover: They're not very big. They have to.
• 23:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don t understand where they go. I just
• 23:02
  thought like, I don't know. I feel like if you stuck
• 23:05
  one in a bowl of water, it would.
• 23:07
  >> Ana Hoover: Absorb more than that 'not a
• 23:10
  ton.
• 23:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: There might be some science projects in my future.
• 23:13
  Um, do you have any, like, last
• 23:16
  minute feminine hygiene product tips before
• 23:19
  we go to some etiquette questions?
• 23:20
  >> Ana Hoover: Make sure you remove it before you stick a new one in.
• 23:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: You know those, like, pencils where, like, it has
• 23:29
  the pencil and you, like, stick the lead and it pushes the.
• 23:32
  It's like that.
• 23:33
  >> Ana Hoover: Yep.
• 23:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Can you, can you accidentally do that and, like,
• 23:38
  get one stuck?
• 23:39
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. Then you have to dig it out. Um.
• 23:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, gosh. I'm throw up.
• 23:43
  >> Ana Hoover: Don't.
• 23:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm gonna throw up. Gosh.
• 23:48
  Dig it out. Nope. Okay,
• 23:53
  that's. That's gross. Sorry. Sorry,
• 23:55
  ladies. I don't like that thought. All right,
• 23:58
  so, uh, etiquette and women in the
• 24:01
  bathroom. So question I think I asked you,
• 24:04
  but I don't remember. Why do women go to the
• 24:06
  bathroom in pairs or sets? Like, what is
• 24:09
  the purpose of that?
• 24:10
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, you talk to each other. And two, for safety.
• 24:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Safety.
• 24:17
  That it?
• 24:18
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 24:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Just'just to talk.
• 24:21
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 24:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: And be safe.
• 24:22
  >> Ana Hoover: U uh-huh. Huh.
• 24:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hu. What do you need to talk to them
• 24:26
  about that? You can't just walk around talking to people about
• 24:29
  nothing.
• 24:30
  >> Ana Hoover: You're just literally talking. It's not like it'a special
• 24:32
  conation.
• 24:35
  It's not a special conversation.
• 24:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Secret conversations happening in that women's bathroom. Men.
• 24:40
  I know it. We will. Will have. We will
• 24:43
  have to find it. Someone will tell
• 24:46
  U um, have you ever heard of women
• 24:49
  hovering over the toilet seat? M
• 24:52
  Do you do that?
• 24:53
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 24:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: What about in public.
• 24:57
  >> Ana Hoover: If the toilet is really icky? Yes.
• 25:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. What do you think about people doing that, like, as
• 25:03
  a practice, like, all the time. Well, I mean, like,
• 25:06
  I don't know.
• 25:06
  >> Ana Hoover: It's really good abs.
• 25:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, it's not abs.
• 25:09
  >> Ana Hoover: I mean, you're squatting over the toilet. You have to get
• 25:12
  pretty close if you're a girl.
• 25:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: So this is my grievance with the hovers of the
• 25:17
  world is
• 25:20
  I was a janitor for some time.
• 25:23
  >> Ana Hoover: Yep.
• 25:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, and the women's bathroom always had pee everywhere. And I
• 25:26
  couldn't figure it out. And so I'm
• 25:29
  convinced that there were women that were hovering. M. But maybe
• 25:32
  not getting close enough, as you've said. And just.
• 25:36
  Well, sometimes also women's pee doesn't
• 25:39
  come out like a stream. I feel like it's like.
• 25:44
  >> Ana Hoover: It'S not p. Well, if.
• 25:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. Never mind.
• 25:48
  >> Ana Hoover: Sometimes it comes out of a stream. Sometimes you get like a
• 25:51
  weird. Like. I don't know how to
• 25:53
  describe it, but it comes out
• 25:56
  funky.
• 25:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like an air bubble.
• 25:58
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. What.
• 26:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: If my wiener farts? We've got a problem.
• 26:06
  No, I'm saying, like, that would be wild. If I was
• 26:09
  peeing and it was like, bubble. Sometimes there's a
• 26:11
  bubble that seems bad. I think if
• 26:14
  that happens in guys, it's bad. Like, I think
• 26:17
  that's a sign that something's wrong.
• 26:19
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't know.
• 26:22
  And sometimes it does come out like.
• 26:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes's. That's the thing that I'm talking about. It's like.
• 26:27
  It's like a pressure release valve.
• 26:29
  >> Ana Hoover: Sometimes it does that and sometimes it goes between the seat.
• 26:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: No.
• 26:34
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 26:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why? Now I know what this hover job's doing with pee
• 26:39
  everywhere. It's like how.
• 26:41
  >> Ana Hoover: Mm hmm.
• 26:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's on the floor. I don't get.
• 26:44
  >> Ana Hoover: People don't wipe and they stand up and it just drips.
• 26:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, so. So that's one move. But then the other
• 26:49
  move is you actually put your feet on the seat.
• 26:52
  >> Ana Hoover: Mmmm.
• 26:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: And then you squat.
• 26:55
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. Holding the top of the doors.
• 26:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, holding the top of the door. And you do it like that?
• 26:59
  Yeah. You ever tried it?
• 27:01
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 27:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: So I tried it once.
• 27:04
  >> Ana Hoover: Church. Why?
• 27:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, to do it.
• 27:08
  >> Ana Hoover: How did it go for you?
• 27:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: I.
• 27:11
  >> Ana Hoover: Did you hit the wall?
• 27:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, I didn't hit the wall. I would. And if I did, I clean it up.
• 27:15
  Michael, if you're listening,
• 27:17
  um, what I did forgot is like. So I
• 27:20
  was obviously for pooping purposes. For me,
• 27:23
  guys don't have to do that to pee.
• 27:24
  >> Ana Hoover: I know.
• 27:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. I forgot that, like, when you poop, you also
• 27:28
  pee a little bit. And so
• 27:31
  like, accidentally, like a little bit. On the
• 27:33
  floor, and it,
• 27:36
  like, splashed water when it happens. So it was. I
• 27:39
  don't. It's easier just to sit, but there's people
• 27:42
  that do that.
• 27:43
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, I know.
• 27:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Could you. Okay, so you go in the bathroom, and you're walking
• 27:47
  down the stalls, and you just see somebody's hands like
• 27:49
  this.
• 27:50
  >> Ana Hoover: I've never seen a woman do that.
• 27:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, but what would you do?
• 27:52
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. Probably just find a stall. Not right next to them, Go up.
• 27:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: There and try to, like, their hands off till they
• 27:58
  fall.
• 27:58
  >> Ana Hoover: No, I probably just go to a stall away from them.
• 28:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hu'be so funny, though.
• 28:05
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. But if I think, like, if they're doing their business, you should
• 28:07
  just leave them al on.
• 28:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. So, in
• 28:12
  observation, the women's bathroom line is always twice as long as the
• 28:15
  man's.
• 28:15
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh-huh.
• 28:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hu Thoughts?
• 28:17
  >> Ana Hoover: I have no idea.
• 28:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Is it just because they have to sit?
• 28:21
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, could be. The other thing is, like, I got.
• 28:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: A. I got a grievance about this.
• 28:25
  >> Ana Hoover: Stuck.
• 28:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: The bottom. The bottom of this cup is
• 28:28
  just coated with marshmallow fluff.
• 28:31
  >> Ana Hoover: Um, the other thing is, is, like,
• 28:34
  women will just stand in the line waiting for the other
• 28:37
  person that went with them. And then a line forms.
• 28:41
  M h. And then you have a lot of like,
• 28:44
  um. Excuse me, are you in line? No, I'm not. I'm just
• 28:46
  waiting.
• 28:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's annoying.
• 28:51
  >> Ana Hoover: There's an insane amount of that that happens.
• 28:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Just waiting there.
• 28:54
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. And then people will,
• 28:56
  like, gross.
• 28:59
  We're stuck in this bathroom together, so gets edited
• 29:02
  out.
• 29:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's the best part.
• 29:04
  >> Ana Hoover: So the other thing.
• 29:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you want me to do it? Not in the bathroom.
• 29:07
  >> Ana Hoover: So the other. The other thing is, is that, um,
• 29:11
  women, um, if the door is shut,
• 29:14
  we just kind of assume it's full. And
• 29:17
  so people will stand there for a while before being like the
• 29:19
  door.
• 29:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like the bathroom itself.
• 29:22
  >> Ana Hoover: Every. All the bathrooms, all women bathrooms
• 29:24
  have just stalls.
• 29:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 29:26
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. So if there's no. For your own.
• 29:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: I understand.
• 29:29
  >> Ana Hoover: It's a door shut. Most women just assume it'salls are
• 29:32
  full. Yeah.
• 29:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. See, man.
• 29:34
  >> Ana Hoover: And then they'll just stand there for a little bit, and then finally somebody will be
• 29:37
  like,
• 29:40
  walk and, like, try to push on doors.
• 29:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So men. The opposite is true.
• 29:45
  Um, the line forms in the
• 29:48
  bathroom.
• 29:50
  >> Ana Hoover: The line for the women's is in the bathroom, too. Comes all the way out.
• 29:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, you just said that it doesn't. You wait for people to come
• 29:55
  out. Don't know.
• 29:57
  >> Ana Hoover: No, no, no, no, no. Sometimes there's the line. So you
• 29:59
  see the Women's line. It's outside the bathroom. Goes in.
• 30:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh. Uh-huh. Huh.
• 30:02
  >> Ana Hoover: Inside the bathroom, the front of that line is usually
• 30:05
  five or six women who are not actually in line to go to the bathroom. They're
• 30:08
  just waiting for somebody in the bathroom. And what happens
• 30:11
  is two people go to the bathroom at the same time.
• 30:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's the posse line.
• 30:15
  >> Ana Hoover: And then posse.
• 30:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Not the other thing. I didn't say the other thing.
• 30:19
  >> Ana Hoover: And the other person who came with them, it doesn't have to go to the bathroom.
• 30:22
  Just stands and waits.
• 30:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Excellent T shirt idea.
• 30:31
  >> Ana Hoover: If you think about it, it's really our own fault that we go to the
• 30:34
  bathroom and sets. And that's why the lines
• 30:37
  are so long. It's twice as many of us.
• 30:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Two pack.
• 30:40
  >> Ana Hoover: Two pack T shirts.
• 30:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: And one of the words on it is posse. And
• 30:45
  the other word is similar to
• 30:48
  that word.
• 30:49
  >> Ana Hoover: Is it potty?
• 30:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: Nope. Anyway, uh, that's a
• 30:53
  terrible idea. Guarantee you that sells it
• 30:56
  would, though.
• 30:57
  >> Ana Hoover: So go on.
• 30:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, so when the lines really long, have you ever, like,
• 31:01
  said screw it and hit and use the men's room?
• 31:03
  >> Ana Hoover: Yes.
• 31:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 31:04
  >> Ana Hoover: M. Hmm.
• 31:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: How long ago was that?
• 31:07
  >> Ana Hoover: It's been a couple years.
• 31:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 31:10
  >> Ana Hoover: And then I came out and there was a dude waiting. And it was weird.
• 31:14
  But if the line's long enough and you gotta go bad enough.
• 31:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah. Here's what I'm gonna say. If a guy goes
• 31:19
  into the men's.
• 31:20
  >> Ana Hoover: Room and there's a woman in there, man just leaves.
• 31:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And it's less weird than if a.
• 31:25
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, usually I won't go into a men's room that has
• 31:28
  multiple, like, stalls. Oh, that's not Dr. I accidentally
• 31:30
  went into the men's room at Winco.
• 31:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, that's right.
• 31:33
  >> Ana Hoover: It took Sarah in there. And then
• 31:36
  I didn't make hu. Me. And I was like, it's okay. You can do it. And the person in this STL next to me
• 31:38
  was like, super duper quiet. And
• 31:41
  then I came out and I was washing Sarah's hands. And like, in the mirror you could
• 31:44
  see the urinal. And I was like, frick.
• 31:49
  And I came out of the bathroom and I was hanging out with my friend
• 31:52
  Kayla. I, uh, was like, kayla, I just took her to the
• 31:55
  men. Um,
• 31:57
  and the guy who came out after me was very, very red
• 32:00
  faced. Like, he was definitely more embarrassed.
• 32:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: He was grunting one out for his life. And then he
• 32:07
  heard you and he went. The
• 32:10
  turd flew back up into his butt.
• 32:12
  >> Ana Hoover: Cause it's like, I felt really bad.
• 32:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do women ever perfume their Butt.
• 32:17
  >> Ana Hoover: No. What do you mean? Like spray perfume on their butt?
• 32:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 32:22
  >> Ana Hoover: If um, you have stinky pants.
• 32:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: How would you get stinky pants?
• 32:30
  From farting? No, from other stuff.
• 32:33
  >> Ana Hoover: When you're on your lady time. Yes.
• 32:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: There's a lot of odors.
• 32:37
  >> Ana Hoover: There's odors.
• 32:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: But like so that is perfuming. That happens for
• 32:40
  that sometimes. Huh?
• 32:43
  >> Ana Hoover: Hu. It's not like. It's mostly you just
• 32:45
  spray your jeans.
• 32:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 32:47
  >> Ana Hoover: And that way there's like not a icky smell. Sorry.
• 32:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're good. You're just like.
• 32:52
  >> Ana Hoover: I'm trying.
• 32:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: You lean forward.
• 32:54
  >> Ana Hoover: I'm sorry.
• 32:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, you're fine. Uh, I guess I'm just curious because
• 32:58
  like you got like poo pori sprayed in the bowl. You
• 33:01
  like room spray.
• 33:02
  >> Ana Hoover: Mm mhm hmm.
• 33:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: And I'm wondering. And not just women, like obviously men,
• 33:06
  probably primarily men, but like butt
• 33:08
  deodorant.
• 33:10
  Tm Tm tm. Um, they've got ball
• 33:13
  deodorant.
• 33:14
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, but that would be weird.
• 33:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why would butt deodorant be weird?
• 33:18
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, where exactly are you putting that
• 33:21
  crack cheek. No, that seems weird.
• 33:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why?
• 33:25
  >> Ana Hoover: I mean women will put deodorant on their thighs
• 33:28
  to keep from chafing.
• 33:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: If you got an all natural deodorant and then like
• 33:33
  you're done poop don't.
• 33:34
  >> Ana Hoover: Really sweat in your.
• 33:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Go ahead and say that. Why?
• 33:40
  You definitely get crack. Sweat.
• 33:42
  Definitely. Do women not get crack?
• 33:45
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh, no. There's that
• 33:47
  freaks. I don't like that idea. That seems.
• 33:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: But deodorant.
• 33:50
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. I don't like that you
• 33:53
  gives me the hea jibbies.
• 33:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Shower chair and butt deodorant are two things.
• 34:01
  Two products that have come up on this show. And I know shower chairs
• 34:04
  already think y o this is shower toilet.
• 34:07
  No, no, it's got a
• 34:09
  collection. So that way you don't have to stomp it.
• 34:11
  >> Ana Hoover: Know Japanese bathrooms kind have like.
• 34:16
  No, that's not okay. Edit that out.
• 34:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why?
• 34:19
  >> Ana Hoover: Because that's not okay.
• 34:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, trust me, it's perfectly fine.
• 34:22
  >> Ana Hoover: The Internet al um, and then they
• 34:25
  have bathrooms that like are connected and I guess you could sit
• 34:28
  on the toilet and.
• 34:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: But it's like a toile. It's like a porta potty in the shower,
• 34:32
  but it just collects in a little thing and then when you're done, you
• 34:35
  just into the toilet.
• 34:36
  >> Ana Hoover: And you like that?
• 34:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why? Why don't you like it?
• 34:40
  >> Ana Hoover: No, that seems yucky. Cu you're in the shower to get clean.
• 34:43
  Why would you have the dirty thing?
• 34:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Using the dishwasher for my menstrual cup isn't
• 34:47
  yucky. That's, uh.
• 34:48
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't use a menstrual cub. You don't worry about
• 34:51
  that.
• 34:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: I know, but if I ever find a weird silicone cup in our
• 34:55
  dishwasher, it's going in the trash.
• 34:58
  Nope.
• 35:00
  >> Ana Hoover: Um.
• 35:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Okay, so some Valentine's Valum.
• 35:03
  Valum Times related questions. Valum
• 35:06
  Times U. Uh, what
• 35:09
  is the most romantic
• 35:11
  thing a guy can do for a woman in
• 35:14
  the bathroom?
• 35:16
  >> Ana Hoover: Um. Um.
• 35:19
  Most romantic.
• 35:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: I have stumped her.
• 35:22
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, I'm trying to decide the best way to answer
• 35:25
  this.
• 35:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 35:27
  >> Ana Hoover: Like, you could set up a spa in the bathroom.
• 35:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oay.
• 35:30
  >> Ana Hoover: That would be romantic. Oay with, like, bubble
• 35:33
  bath and facials.
• 35:36
  Facials and then bath salts and
• 35:39
  everything with candles.
• 35:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Did you know that for pretty
• 35:44
  much age 12 through
• 35:47
  probably 25, I thought
• 35:50
  Bath salts were smelling salts.
• 35:53
  I thought it was the same thing.
• 35:56
  People were like, oh, I'm gonna use some bath salt.
• 35:59
  And I was like, that's
• 36:02
  drugs.
• 36:05
  I just thought you just sniffed them.
• 36:07
  >> Ana Hoover: No, they dissolve in the tub and make your
• 36:10
  skin all soft.
• 36:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Could you do that with them, though? Like, if you took bath salts instead
• 36:14
  of putting them in the tub, if you just, like, not snuff them up your
• 36:16
  nose, but just like, like. No, no, no,
• 36:19
  we're not doing this. No, listen. No, listen.
• 36:23
  Hey, have you ever seen somebody. Have you ever seen
• 36:26
  somebody sniff of, uh, smelling salt?
• 36:27
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 36:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, well, it's not a ride that they like. It's
• 36:31
  not a thing that I. I have a cold.
• 36:34
  >> Ana Hoover: It'clean out.
• 36:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: I have to preach tomorrow. It's not.
• 36:38
  I'm not convinced that I won't have, like, mental and
• 36:41
  spinal damage. Like, these are dudes that
• 36:44
  cocaine, like, so I. There's.
• 36:46
  >> Ana Hoover: I have EPM salt. That's what I use in the bath.
• 36:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. I've seen, like, clips of people that I know
• 36:51
  have done cocaine because they've talked about it, they've done hard drugs, and they're
• 36:54
  clean now. Whatever. But they do smelling salts
• 36:57
  and they're, like. They, like, transport into
• 36:59
  another universe.
• 37:01
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, they're supposed to be, like, really smelly, the
• 37:04
  salts.
• 37:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I would. I would say based on
• 37:08
  what I've seen, I'd say so.
• 37:09
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, remember when I was, um, having Sarah, they gave me
• 37:12
  that smelly stick.
• 37:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 37:15
  >> Ana Hoover: To help me calm down.
• 37:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 37:16
  >> Ana Hoover: It. I mean, it worked.
• 37:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: I know. It's wild that for a long, they've tried the smelly salt.
• 37:21
  Some people in a coma and they don't wake up. That's how you know it's
• 37:24
  real. That'that's Plum wild.
• 37:29
  Um, what's your ideal bath
• 37:31
  setup?
• 37:33
  >> Ana Hoover: I like a bubble bath.
• 37:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Bubble bath.
• 37:35
  >> Ana Hoover: A little bit of sal. You do a bomb.
• 37:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: What do. You said you do salt?
• 37:39
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. When I have bath bombs, I'll do a bath bomb. Um,
• 37:42
  they always smell really nice. Um, I use
• 37:45
  bubble bath and then I put a little bit of bath. Like
• 37:48
  the bath salts in the bathtub. And then
• 37:51
  I like to have a cold beverage or an ice cream.
• 37:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oo ice cream in the bath.
• 37:56
  >> Ana Hoover: Hm.
• 37:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's a good move.
• 37:57
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, if it melts, it's just in the tub.
• 38:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, you're just floating in ice cream
• 38:04
  and bubble bath.
• 38:05
  >> Ana Hoover: And then I like to sit in the bathtub. With sticky. No,
• 38:08
  because it's hot enough. I, um, like to.
• 38:11
  No, hot.
• 38:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hot ice cream is still sticky.
• 38:14
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't. It never actually melts. You eat it before it melts.
• 38:17
  I was just joking. Um, but
• 38:20
  I like to sit in the tub with sometimes a candle
• 38:23
  on. And I'll sit in there
• 38:26
  depending on how hot the water is. Because
• 38:29
  if I accidentally make it too hot, then I can't sit in it as
• 38:31
  long because I feel like I'm boiling.
• 38:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, boiling.
• 38:37
  >> Ana Hoover: I also always have a washcloth next to me.
• 38:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Used to have like a head.
• 38:42
  >> Ana Hoover: I did, I did. It doesn't really work in our
• 38:44
  bathtub though. You need to kind of have a freestanding
• 38:47
  tub.
• 38:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 38:49
  >> Ana Hoover: Because then you can we. Or a soaker tub,
• 38:52
  which is not what we have.
• 38:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, we have a.
• 38:54
  >> Ana Hoover: We have a shower bath. Com.
• 38:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: Traditional American tab.
• 38:59
  Yep. As we will always.
• 39:01
  >> Ana Hoover: No. I was promised something better later in life.
• 39:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: Were you? I don't remember that promise.
• 39:05
  >> Ana Hoover: I remember who made it. You.
• 39:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: I didn T. Def.
• 39:09
  >> Ana Hoover: Did not make. Yeah, you said. You said
• 39:12
  eventually I could get a bigger bath.
• 39:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: When did I say it?
• 39:14
  >> Ana Hoover: When we moved into this house three years ago.
• 39:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why would I say that when we just moved in here?
• 39:19
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, because we got the big closet and we're like. We
• 39:22
  can expand a little bit out and you could have a
• 39:25
  freestanding shower and a bath.
• 39:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: I definitely do not remember that
• 39:30
  conversation.
• 39:31
  >> Ana Hoover: That's not my fault.
• 39:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: U. Um, see, we can always put.
• 39:34
  >> Ana Hoover: The shower right here instead of this closet.
• 39:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's the world's smallest shower.
• 39:40
  >> Ana Hoover: It could be bigger. Could go into the closet a little bit.
• 39:46
  I know I did. Did
• 39:49
  it feel good?
• 39:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: O yes. So d.
• 39:52
  A little date advice thing. This is Anna's date advice.
• 39:55
  >> Ana Hoover: O boy.
• 39:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: If you're on a date.
• 39:57
  >> Ana Hoover: Mhm.
• 39:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: How long can you be? Can the woman be
• 40:01
  gone to the restroom before the man is expected
• 40:04
  to go? Check on her.
• 40:06
  >> Ana Hoover: Why would you go check on her?
• 40:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, so she's like, I got to use the restion. Gets
• 40:10
  up, goes to the bathroom.
• 40:12
  >> Ana Hoover: Okay.
• 40:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: How long can the woman be gone from the
• 40:15
  table before the man is expected to go check
• 40:18
  and make sure she's okay.
• 40:20
  >> Ana Hoover: How would you get into the bathroom to chec.
• 40:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: You just pop the door and say, hey, are you okay? Like,
• 40:24
  whatever.
• 40:24
  >> Ana Hoover: An hour.
• 40:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: An hour she's gone.
• 40:28
  She has dipped on the date. At that point,
• 40:31
  she's left the county.
• 40:33
  >> Ana Hoover: You shouldn't go hour.
• 40:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Food's cold.
• 40:39
  >> Ana Hoover: Okay. If you're on a date with a woman and the woman
• 40:42
  intends to come back to the table
• 40:45
  if what if she's got diarrhea, she will be
• 40:48
  like, I am so sorry. Can we continue this date another
• 40:50
  time? I am not feeling well.
• 40:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's men m. That's code for the ladies
• 40:55
  got flaming raging diarrhea.
• 40:58
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't know if that's.
• 40:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: And when she says it, say, it's diarrhea, isn't it?
• 41:01
  >> Ana Hoover: No, don't say thatu. You won't get
• 41:04
  a second date.
• 41:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Ensure a second date if you're comfortable saying, it's
• 41:08
  diarrhea, isn't it? It's not you,
• 41:11
  it's the diarrhea.
• 41:13
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. I don't knowm.
• 41:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Shirt. Sureirt shirt. Uh, it's not you, it's the
• 41:17
  diarrhea. Come on. You.
• 41:20
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 41:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Definitely gonna be making that.
• 41:23
  >> Ana Hoover: No. Gross.
• 41:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: What? A sticker. A sticker that says, it's
• 41:28
  not you, it's the diarrhea, or it's not me, it's the diarrhea.
• 41:30
  >> Ana Hoover: Either way, I'd be better as a bumper sticker.
• 41:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, Honk if you have
• 41:35
  diarrhea.
• 41:36
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 41:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Flash your lights if you have diarhea.
• 41:39
  >> Ana Hoover: It's bad enough that the poop if you have diarrhea. Cu. I had to drive your
• 41:42
  car all some.
• 41:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's honk you poop if whatever.
• 41:45
  You should poop.
• 41:47
  >> Ana Hoover: Poop if you have diarrheaever it ises you.
• 41:50
  You're bummer Sticker you. I drove your car in
• 41:53
  the summertime, you know, because you were re home with kids. And
• 41:56
  I had so many people honking at me. And
• 41:59
  because I'm not used to driving your car, I was like, what am I doing
• 42:02
  that? Everybody is honking at me.
• 42:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: They have to poo.
• 42:06
  >> Ana Hoover: And then people would drive past, they'd be laughing with
• 42:09
  their thumbs up, like, what is this
• 42:12
  phenomenon? And then it would occur to me that your sticker
• 42:15
  on the back of your car says honk if you have to poop.
• 42:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: And I was like, it brings people together.
• 42:19
  >> Ana Hoover: And sometimes I would get the weirdest looks. People would look at me
• 42:22
  funny, like.
• 42:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, they looks more like
• 42:26
  me. And then they see you, and they're
• 42:28
  like, mm, she weird
• 42:31
  somehow. They see me and they're like, yeah,
• 42:34
  that's. That checks out. That's par for the
• 42:37
  course. Um, so a question. I bought a book.
• 42:40
  >> Ana Hoover: I know you did.
• 42:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Have you ever heard of the nine golden rules of taking a
• 42:44
  poop on a date?
• 42:45
  >> Ana Hoover: Nope.
• 42:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, that's good, because I'm gonna tell you about a few of them. This is gonna
• 42:48
  be kind of a quiz show.
• 42:51
  So there's nine golden rules I'm gonna read.
• 42:53
  >> Ana Hoover: Wait, what is this? Like at a restaurant or in
• 42:56
  somebody's home?
• 42:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um.
• 42:57
  >> Ana Hoover: Uu. That would change.
• 42:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, this. I'm gonna read the context for this. This is,
• 43:02
  like, the beginning of this book. The book is called how to poo
• 43:05
  on a Date. Don't worry, folks. There will be an episode in the
• 43:08
  future. Um, it's called Hoovie's
• 43:10
  book. Hoovies's
• 43:13
  book. It's got
• 43:15
  poovies'got to be in there somewhere. Hoovies.
• 43:18
  Poovies.
• 43:19
  >> Ana Hoover: No, re.
• 43:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: We work reshopping. But it says these are nine rules
• 43:23
  that should never be broken in the
• 43:26
  course of a relationship. Well, I mean, so
• 43:28
  ever.
• 43:29
  >> Ana Hoover: Have you broken some of these rules?
• 43:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: U. Yeah.
• 43:33
  >> Ana Hoover: Have I broken some of these rules? Uh.
• 43:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah.
• 43:36
  >> Ana Hoover: H. Okay. Um.
• 43:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Anyway, so I'm gonna read the rule, the name of
• 43:43
  the rule, and you'renna tell me what you think that
• 43:46
  rule says that you should or should not do. Okay,
• 43:49
  so, like, for instance, they have a name, and it's usually
• 43:52
  like, uh, like
• 43:55
  one word or whatever.
• 43:57
  >> Ana Hoover: Okay.
• 43:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, where is it at?
• 43:59
  >> Ana Hoover: It's probably in the book somewhere.
• 44:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Dude, it has how to poop on a tandem bike.
• 44:05
  You got to be kidding me right now.
• 44:08
  >> Ana Hoover: How would you.
• 44:10
  What?
• 44:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sit on top of the basket at the back of
• 44:15
  the bicycle, do your deed,
• 44:20
  pull the trousers back up? No
• 44:22
  way. Sorry. All right, back to the rules. So
• 44:25
  that's plum wild. Could you imagine?
• 44:28
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 44:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, These
• 44:32
  don't have as good of names.
• 44:35
  These had cool names when I read them. All right,
• 44:38
  so the first one is the secrecy rule.
• 44:42
  >> Ana Hoover: You don't tell them if you have to go to the bathroom if you pooped.
• 44:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. It says, don't tell them what you're going to
• 44:48
  do.
• 44:48
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, you just say, have to go to the bathroom. Huh. Huh.
• 44:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: All right. Okay, so the second rule is
• 44:55
  the intimacy rule.
• 44:58
  >> Ana Hoover: That one Seems to be like, you don't say if you have to poop
• 45:01
  just before you do anything intimate.
• 45:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, that's a good thought. This one says that you always go to the
• 45:06
  bathroom alone.
• 45:07
  >> Ana Hoover: Oh.
• 45:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Which is why, like,
• 45:11
  what? Under what circumstance are you on a date? And it's like,
• 45:14
  hey, I got go to the bathroom. Let's both go into the
• 45:17
  bathroom.
• 45:18
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't know.
• 45:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's wild.
• 45:20
  >> Ana Hoover: Only if you were married.
• 45:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, but single stall, and that would.
• 45:23
  >> Ana Hoover: Have to be in a. I guarantee.
• 45:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: You there's some people that don't care about that.
• 45:26
  >> Ana Hoover: Mm hmm.
• 45:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: The invisibility rule.
• 45:29
  >> Ana Hoover: The invisibility rule.
• 45:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 45:34
  >> Ana Hoover: You just go to the bathroom and don't say where you're going.
• 45:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sort of. It makes sure that nobody sees you
• 45:39
  come into or out of the bathroom.
• 45:41
  >> Ana Hoover: Oh, yeah. If you got to do your business, just go in. Who cares?
• 45:44
  Yeah, it's like, what are you afraid
• 45:48
  is the toile. Can I eat you?
• 45:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, the silence
• 45:53
  rule is that when.
• 45:55
  >> Ana Hoover: You, like, try to make sure you go to the bathroom and nobody can hear it.
• 45:58
  Like, if you have the gas and you go in the bathroom and it's.
• 46:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like really loud, I think. No, this is more
• 46:03
  like outside the bathroom. It'don't give
• 46:06
  any indication as to what you did when
• 46:09
  you return.
• 46:11
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, yeah. Why would you talk about what you did in the bathroom?
• 46:14
  I mean, you go to the bathroom, you
• 46:17
  come out on, you're on a date, you don't go, uh, yeah, I just
• 46:20
  dropped a fat stack in there, man.
• 46:23
  Nobody does that. You don't do
• 46:26
  that either. You can rub your mustache all you want.
• 46:29
  You've never done that?
• 46:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Because it's rude. Yes, but it's
• 46:33
  also like, common sense. But I've gone to the
• 46:36
  bathroom and I've seen something wild in there, and.
• 46:38
  >> Ana Hoover: I've said, you will not believe what happened in that
• 46:41
  bag.
• 46:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Y. You'll never believe what I saw in that bath.
• 46:43
  >> Ana Hoover: And then you don't tell me at the table.
• 46:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, the identity
• 46:48
  rule.
• 46:49
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. That was that like's.
• 46:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's like you return in the same state that you
• 46:54
  left. So, like, you don't come back with
• 46:57
  disheveled hair and wet pants.
• 47:00
  I don't know. It says come back in the exact same
• 47:03
  configuration you left in.
• 47:04
  >> Ana Hoover: What are you doing in the bathroom?
• 47:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sometimes it gets rowdy.
• 47:10
  >> Ana Hoover: Clearly. It's like that guy from Ghosts in
• 47:13
  the Stalls.
• 47:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah, Olin Rogers.
• 47:17
  My, uh, the security rule.
• 47:20
  >> Ana Hoover: Go in pairs.
• 47:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Nop. No go. Try again.
• 47:25
  >> Ana Hoover: I have no idea.
• 47:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: This is dumb. It's the same as the y other one. These people suck at writing
• 47:28
  books. It says, don't reveal clues that could
• 47:31
  give away why you're going to the bathroom.
• 47:34
  Don't walk to the bathroom with a gossip magazine.
• 47:38
  Oh, God, I'm not gonna keep reading.
• 47:41
  That's. That's deviant. Um,
• 47:44
  the speed rule. Ah.
• 47:46
  >> Ana Hoover: Quick as you can so you get back.
• 47:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: How many minutes do they say is recommended?
• 47:51
  >> Ana Hoover: 10.
• 47:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. They say five. So I think
• 47:55
  if they're gone for 10 minutes, you can go. You can go poke
• 47:58
  your head in and be like, hello.
• 47:59
  >> Ana Hoover: I think, are you okay? More embarrassing for the woman if
• 48:02
  you go poke your head in and say, are you doing okay
• 48:05
  in here? Are you doing okay?
• 48:08
  Yes, I'm doing fine. If I wasn't, I
• 48:11
  would send an Sos out. I'a.
• 48:14
  Okay. Please don't come check on me when I'm in the
• 48:16
  bathroom.
• 48:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think. I, um, don't know.
• 48:19
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't like it.
• 48:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: I've checked on our kid.
• 48:22
  >> Ana Hoover: That's different. Huh?
• 48:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, well, I
• 48:26
  don't know. I had a thought. Now it's gone.
• 48:29
  Hmm.
• 48:30
  >> Ana Hoover: M.
• 48:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: It was about checking on people.
• 48:36
  Oh. Would it be appropriate
• 48:39
  for the. The man on the date to
• 48:42
  send the waitress?
• 48:45
  >> Ana Hoover: It has to be longer than 10 minutes. 10 minutes is not a long enough
• 48:48
  time, I'd say if you're hitting close to a half hour. She's being
• 48:51
  on. Yes.
• 48:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Half hour.
• 48:52
  >> Ana Hoover: Go check.
• 48:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 48:53
  >> Ana Hoover: Not you. A female.
• 48:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Send another lady.
• 48:58
  >> Ana Hoover: Oh, hey.
• 49:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's where you just stand up in the restaurant and say, hey,
• 49:02
  everybody, my, um, partner person has been
• 49:05
  in the bathroom for 30 minutes. Who wants to go check on her
• 49:08
  for me?
• 49:09
  >> Ana Hoover: No, you discreetly say, hey, um,
• 49:12
  my date is in the bathroom, and I haven't. She hasn't come out
• 49:15
  yet. You check on her.
• 49:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: She left, buddy.
• 49:17
  >> Ana Hoover: And the waitress will give you this look.
• 49:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: It'be it'll be $85.
• 49:27
  >> Ana Hoover: It would be that, like, oh, you poor sucker.
• 49:30
  Yeah, that'll be the look.
• 49:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: She got a free meal and then left. Nope. Um, the
• 49:34
  composure rule. Oh, yeah.
• 49:38
  Never show how you feel. Like.
• 49:41
  >> Ana Hoover: Oh, like, if you really have to go.
• 49:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: The gut bomb Bruin. Don't let them know.
• 49:46
  That one's. That one's stupid. Um, I'm.
• 49:48
  Listen, if I've got a go and be like, listen, this gonna be bad.
• 49:51
  Ia go.
• 49:52
  >> Ana Hoover: Like, that's accurate. You actually do
• 49:54
  that.
• 49:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's better than pretending like it's, well, I'm
• 49:59
  totally fine. And then, oh, where's he been? It's
• 50:01
  been 45 minutes. And
• 50:04
  then the modesty rule.
• 50:08
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't know.
• 50:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Just don't brag about it.
• 50:10
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, you got. You don't do that
• 50:12
  one'well.
• 50:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: I do later.
• 50:16
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 50:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And on the Internet, that's what
• 50:20
  this show is for. It's my outlet. Uh,
• 50:24
  what we think of these, I think they're worthwhile or you think this
• 50:27
  book's ah a. Aren't you glad that I didn't pay more than
• 50:29
  $10 for this book?
• 50:31
  >> Ana Hoover: I wish our kid hadn't looked at it.
• 50:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's not. I didn't. You didn't need to open it. You
• 50:37
  shouldn't have opened it.
• 50:38
  >> Ana Hoover: His thing was in the same box.
• 50:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, I'm definitely going to read through this because it's got some
• 50:43
  interesting stuff.
• 50:46
  Uh huh. Yeah. I think it's a comedy book because look
• 50:49
  at that one. Uh, the most poop during a
• 50:51
  massage. See this stuff is.
• 50:54
  There's some, there's some gems in here. This is gonna have to be
• 50:57
  a. Okay, I'm reading. Um, I'm got to read
• 51:00
  this one. The massage poop. Okay,
• 51:03
  so this is the situation is the woman is giving the man a
• 51:06
  massage. The solution.
• 51:09
  This is a one star difficulty. It says one star
• 51:12
  difficulty. Shazz solution. You
• 51:14
  begin telling her the story of your dog Skip that you
• 51:17
  had when you were 5.
• 51:20
  Tell her how playful he was, how he made the whole family laugh.
• 51:23
  He was the kindest dog in the world. Then switching to a
• 51:26
  grave and emotional tone, described to her in detail
• 51:29
  how one day he sacrificed his life to save the life
• 51:32
  of Tony the three legged hamster.
• 51:35
  Nobody's believing that. She will undoubtedly start
• 51:38
  crying. Obviously. Definitely should
• 51:41
  date her if she's crying at this point. And wipe her
• 51:44
  eyes with her hands covered in coconut
• 51:46
  oil. The coconut will irritate
• 51:49
  her eyes. She will have to go to
• 51:52
  bathroom, wash her eyes. Use this time to sneak off to the toilet. Do your
• 51:55
  D as quickly as possible. Speed roll. Don't
• 51:58
  slip, forgetting that you're covered in oil. As a baby
• 52:01
  seal. Go back, put yourself in the same position when you
• 52:04
  left Identity rule. And resume the activity as nothing happens.
• 52:06
  Silence rule. You
• 52:09
  could cut it out and just like squirt
• 52:12
  her in the face with the coconut oil. It would d be faster.
• 52:16
  You would have to make a less ridiculous story.
• 52:20
  That's all my Valentine's Day questions I have. I have a couple of
• 52:23
  like update questions that things that I've asked you before, but
• 52:26
  I think it's worth to hear if things have
• 52:29
  changed or if there's any new updates in the world of bathrooms. For you.
• 52:32
  So we can't do all of these.
• 52:34
  >> Ana Hoover: I know, but'nna want to read this one later.
• 52:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Later. It's one star
• 52:39
  difficulty. I'm gonna try one of these one time. U uh,
• 52:42
  oh, that'll be the. That'll be like one of my hands on episodes
• 52:45
  where it's like, you have.
• 52:46
  >> Ana Hoover: To do that while on a date.
• 52:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You're gonna be like, man, we've been
• 52:50
  going on dates like every three days for like
• 52:53
  the last six months. It's weird. Your
• 52:56
  pants smell weird time. Every time we come up,
• 53:03
  we're just.
• 53:03
  >> Ana Hoover: Throwing pants away at that point. I ain't watching them.
• 53:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: No wash them. Just rinse them out the tub.
• 53:09
  >> Ana Hoover: No. Ah.
• 53:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Why?
• 53:11
  >> Ana Hoover: It's underwear in the toilet.
• 53:14
  Yes, that's right.
• 53:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh my gosh. I still
• 53:19
  have learned nothing.
• 53:23
  >> Ana Hoover: You wash poop out in the
• 53:25
  bathroom.
• 53:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: We had two children
• 53:28
  who were beyond the point of pooping their pants.
• 53:32
  When I learned that you rinse it out in the toilet,
• 53:34
  I was doing it in the sink and rinsing
• 53:37
  poo chunks down the sink. In our old house.
• 53:40
  >> Ana Hoover: You. You rinse it in the toilet until the big
• 53:43
  chunks come off and then you can use the sink when there's no
• 53:45
  chunks.
• 53:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, no, it was in the sink and I was just like scri.
• 53:48
  >> Ana Hoover: Scri.
• 53:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Scrub. Scru.
• 53:49
  >> Ana Hoover: Scri.
• 53:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sc. Sc. Yeah, I was
• 53:51
  interfacing.
• 53:53
  >> Ana Hoover: Oh gosh.
• 53:56
  No.
• 53:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: You never knew.
• 53:58
  >> Ana Hoover: I know clearly because I cleaned it good.
• 54:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, u so some updates. Any. Any
• 54:03
  new snacks in the. In the bathroom? You said ice cream in the
• 54:06
  bath. Doing any toilet snacks?
• 54:08
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 54:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Toilet drinks?
• 54:09
  >> Ana Hoover: No.
• 54:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: In bath anything like shower. Anything you
• 54:12
  do shower snacks?
• 54:14
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh-huh. I in the bathtub, I'll have a
• 54:17
  seltzer or ice cream. Or an ice cream. I think in
• 54:20
  the summertime after I'd like done some yard work and
• 54:23
  I was super thirsty. Had of seltzer when I was showering.
• 54:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
• 54:26
  >> Ana Hoover: Just because I was like I need to drink something. But
• 54:29
  you know when you work in the garden and you're just kind of like itchy from
• 54:32
  dirt?
• 54:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mm mhm.
• 54:33
  >> Ana Hoover: Hmm.
• 54:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: I really mean I don't. Cuz I don't garden, but I do the yard
• 54:36
  work. And so I get it from that.
• 54:38
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, it was similar to that. And I was like, yeah, I gota
• 54:41
  get a shower.
• 54:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: So one of the perfect like a
• 54:45
  seltzer while you mow and a seltzer while you shower after you
• 54:48
  mow is it's a
• 54:51
  great afternoon. Okay. So nothing's really
• 54:53
  changed in that area. Um,
• 54:57
  do you have any updates on any, like, annoying things that I do in the
• 55:00
  bathroom. Has anything changed?
• 55:03
  >> Ana Hoover: He blames me on the toilet paper.
• 55:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Rol. Listen. Listen,
• 55:09
  listener. You're gonna hear from me again in
• 55:12
  10 days, and you will
• 55:15
  hear from me again 10 days after that.
• 55:18
  Throughout the year 2025, our Lord and savior, I will
• 55:21
  continue to update you on this toilet paper
• 55:23
  roll, and I will be more mindful, and
• 55:26
  I will. I will report back what I
• 55:29
  find, and that's. That's what I'll say about
• 55:31
  that. Um, anything else that I do that annoys you in the
• 55:34
  bathroom?
• 55:36
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh.
• 55:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: Literally can't think of anything.
• 55:40
  >> Ana Hoover: Really?
• 55:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You hear that?
• 55:43
  Literally couldn't think of a thing that I do that annoys people in the
• 55:46
  bathroom.
• 55:47
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, you're usually pretty respectful of the bathroom.
• 55:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I spent a lot of time in here. Know both
• 55:52
  bathrooming and for hobbies.
• 55:55
  That's what it is.
• 55:56
  >> Ana Hoover: I know. I'm just teasing you.
• 56:00
  You even have your little office with your super cool privy
• 56:02
  cast sign on the wall.
• 56:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I do have a couple other things I need to hang up, but just haven't
• 56:07
  done it yet. I know, but.
• 56:09
  Yeah, I'm afraid to hang anything on this wall.
• 56:13
  I'm gonna put a nail through the shower, the
• 56:15
  waterline.
• 56:17
  >> Ana Hoover: Then I will get a new bathtub.
• 56:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, you will get the same bathtub. I will just have
• 56:21
  to replace the water line right here
• 56:24
  in the wall.
• 56:25
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. I feel like I could get a new bath.
• 56:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, that's not how that works.
• 56:29
  >> Ana Hoover: The bathtub, um, came out farther this way.
• 56:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You see that door? Not. Not a
• 56:35
  chance that that's gonna happen.
• 56:36
  >> Ana Hoover: Come out a little bit. Look, there's, like, a whole foot right there.
• 56:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, your
• 56:43
  bathtub is totally fine.
• 56:46
  People would love your
• 56:48
  bathtub. Um,
• 56:51
  have you waffle stomped in the last
• 56:54
  year?
• 56:54
  >> Ana Hoover: No. Ew.
• 56:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: What's the over. Under that? We're gonna get
• 56:58
  Never. You're not gonna ever do it?
• 57:00
  >> Ana Hoover: No. If I have to go to the
• 57:03
  bathroom and I'm in the shower, I would get out and sit on the toilet while the shower's
• 57:06
  running.
• 57:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, no, no, no, no, no. Shut the shower off.
• 57:10
  No, shut the shower all the way off if you're
• 57:13
  getting out of the shower.
• 57:13
  >> Ana Hoover: Sometimes you don't make it that far.
• 57:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's literally the exact same amount of time. You just reach down,
• 57:18
  turn it off, hop out sometimes. No,
• 57:21
  you can't be pooping while the shower running.
• 57:24
  That's a waste of water. That's a waste of hot
• 57:26
  water. That's insane.
• 57:29
  >> Ana Hoover: I haven't done it in years. I was a teenager.
• 57:32
  >> Hunter Hoover: I think you. I think everybody
• 57:35
  should stomp it once in their life.
• 57:36
  >> Ana Hoover: Gonna happen.
• 57:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Discuss, you know, our son will do it one day.
• 57:39
  >> Ana Hoover: Our son tried. He called it a pancake stomp.
• 57:44
  And then you were like, it's not the same thing. And I said he got the wrong
• 57:46
  breakfast food.
• 57:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: No. Did he not explain it to you?
• 57:49
  >> Ana Hoover: I have severe gas know.
• 57:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Did he not explain it to you?
• 57:53
  >> Ana Hoover: He said he stomped it down the drain.
• 57:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: No, he did not.
• 57:56
  >> Ana Hoover: Yes, he did.
• 57:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: He didn't.
• 57:58
  >> Ana Hoover: He was literally said that he was te and he called it
• 58:01
  a pancake stom.
• 58:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: First of all, he was teasing. Second of all, he
• 58:06
  called it a pancake stomp because he doesn't have the waffle
• 58:09
  grate.
• 58:09
  >> Ana Hoover: Um, pancake.
• 58:14
  Disgusting.
• 58:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, my son has named what it's
• 58:20
  called when you don't have the grate.
• 58:21
  >> Ana Hoover: It's a pancake. Uh, disgusting. No, I
• 58:24
  will never do that.
• 58:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Do you have any new bathroom hacks
• 58:28
  or cool bathroom tricks for people to try?
• 58:31
  Any like or cool products that you've been using or found
• 58:34
  that, that, uh, you want to recommend that people try?
• 58:37
  >> Ana Hoover: I got a new razor.
• 58:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
• 58:39
  >> Ana Hoover: It's called a safety razor.
• 58:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's weird.
• 58:42
  >> Ana Hoover: It's just like a blade attached to a
• 58:44
  thing. Uh, which is exactly what a razor is, but it's
• 58:47
  just.
• 58:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's a safety razor. It's just a blade attached to the
• 58:50
  stick.
• 58:51
  >> Ana Hoover: But I was doing really good with it. And then we went on our
• 58:54
  trip and I was, um, shaving while
• 58:57
  we were in Florida and our son knocked on the
• 58:59
  door and scared the
• 59:02
  bj out me.
• 59:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: You like?
• 59:04
  >> Ana Hoover: And I like, mutilated my shin.
• 59:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it was crazy.
• 59:07
  >> Ana Hoover: I still have scars from it. Like, I think I will scar
• 59:09
  forever from that.
• 59:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, uh, it was, it was a lot of blood.
• 59:13
  >> Ana Hoover: It's cool though. I like the way that, like,
• 59:16
  it doesn't irritate my skin.
• 59:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: New razor.
• 59:19
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 59:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Oay fun.
• 59:22
  >> Ana Hoover: M. I got. I got a new
• 59:25
  shower curtain.
• 59:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Getting wild.
• 59:33
  >> Ana Hoover: I don't really do like, crazy things in
• 59:36
  the bathtub or the bathroom.
• 59:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 59:39
  >> Ana Hoover: Um, it's just not you.
• 59:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: I will say this new thing that.
• 59:43
  >> Ana Hoover: Holds my lady products.
• 59:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it does bring it all together pretty good.
• 59:48
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 59:48
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mhm. I will say this, and there'something I appreciate
• 59:51
  about you is you. You do have a lot of
• 59:54
  products around the sink. But I've seen the
• 59:57
  hellscape that is many other people's bathrooms
• 1:00:00
  and you have a
• 1:00:03
  very serviceable amount of products around the sink.
• 1:00:05
  >> Ana Hoover: I TR use them regularly.
• 1:00:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: You don't have, like.
• 1:00:11
  Oh, I've got 16 moisturizers, and I've
• 1:00:13
  got. I've got 47 things
• 1:00:16
  of this in five off shades. It's
• 1:00:19
  like you have your little bag of makeup. You got
• 1:00:22
  your creams in your gels and your stuff, and
• 1:00:25
  it's just there, and
• 1:00:28
  I use it, and it's contained, and it's, uh.
• 1:00:31
  Yeah, well. But I'm fortunate
• 1:00:34
  because I have seen others, and
• 1:00:37
  I know that that is not the case.
• 1:00:38
  >> Ana Hoover: Uh, well, I try to keep my stuff kind of contained.
• 1:00:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: One of my favorites was Aon was, like, sending pictures of,
• 1:00:44
  like, his and Rose'bathroom of, like, their sides.
• 1:00:47
  Yeah. Anyway,
• 1:00:50
  I have almost as much crap as you do.
• 1:00:54
  >> Ana Hoover: Well, right now I have a couple extra.
• 1:00:56
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 1:00:57
  >> Ana Hoover: Extra things on there. Some of Sarah stuff. And then
• 1:01:00
  I have some. I got some new shampoo conditioner.
• 1:01:03
  Thateah I'mnna put in the shower, and
• 1:01:06
  I have some medication creams that I have to use
• 1:01:09
  for my psoriasis on my face.
• 1:01:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So this is your
• 1:01:14
  fourth official time on the show. M. You're
• 1:01:17
  setting records. Do you. Do you
• 1:01:20
  have any. You've shared before, but do you have any new
• 1:01:23
  or. Um. Returning bathroom wisdom
• 1:01:26
  to leave people with advice, suggestions
• 1:01:30
  when you have kids? Okay.
• 1:01:32
  >> Ana Hoover: Um. And, you know, they're little and stuff, and
• 1:01:34
  so you have to go to the bathroom. U. Uh-huh.
• 1:01:37
  >> Hunter Hoover: Huh.
• 1:01:37
  >> Ana Hoover: Don't train them to just come in while you're in the bathroom,
• 1:01:40
  because then their little friends will also come in
• 1:01:43
  while you're on the bathroom, and then it's you.
• 1:01:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: And did that happen?
• 1:01:47
  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  >> Hunter Hoover: No way.
• 1:01:52
  >> Ana Hoover: She just came in with our daughter. They both came
• 1:01:55
  in pl. I was like, get out.
• 1:01:58
  Uh, I was very.
• 1:02:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's why anytime anybody, I think.
• 1:02:05
  >> Ana Hoover: And I'm very clear. I closed the door, and I say,
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  get out. And they're like. But I'm like, I don't care. Get
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  out.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, that's fin. Like, anytime that anybody
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  that's not got the same last name as me
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  or.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Well, usually if it's me by myself with the kids and they're here, I
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  had to be able to hear them.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, no. I still love.
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  >> Ana Hoover: And so I have to get better at locking Ituz.
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  I've been. I'done been walked in on a couple times, and I'm
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  kind of so done.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Being walk your kids. To not walk in
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  the bathroom. It seems pretty straightforward.
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  >> Ana Hoover: And to shut the door when they have to pee.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that one's a challenge. They. You know, I think
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  it's. I think, like,
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  age 10 is when they got toa have that locked down.
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  Well, because when they're like little kids, they leave it
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  open. So that way you can go in and help them if they need it.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, but they can show the door and just not lock it.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I know. Uh, it's become an issue at our house.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: All right, so the tip is teach your kids to shut the door.
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  >> Ana Hoover: Teach your kids to door respect the bathroom.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Respect the door. Jack.
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  >> Ana Hoover: The doors closed. Don't just
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  barge in. Also, if somebody's doing their
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  business.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You don't need to stand out there and have a whole conversation.
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  Go away.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Y. Yeah, that's fair.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I don't how many times I've in the bathroom, our kids are like, m.
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  You can't hear because you got the air vent on.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Ana Hoover: I go.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's good advice. Um, well, thank
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  you for. For doing this again.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You're welme.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I know it's the highlight of your,
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  um, I'm gonna close the show. Ah. I've told you this before,
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  but when I close the show, I always feel like the dog that sit in
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  the backyard taking a dump, and then, like, you are
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  the person watching me. The dog take the dump,
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  so. Yepah. But that's exactly the feeling.
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  It'like I'm gonna sit here and talk and
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  say things and. And then I'm gonna flush
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  the toilet.
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  >> Ana Hoover: You do you.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep. Well, this has been another episode of Privy. Thank you all for
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  being here. Thank you for listening. Um, as always,
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  you can. You can follow us online at privycast. You can
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  follow me. I'm at Al at 7. You can go follow Anna. I
• 1:04:10
  don't know what yours is. It's at Anna something on a.
• 1:04:13
  On a bug, I think. Four Go. Um, find that
• 1:04:16
  she also does baking with her friend. You can. You can go check
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  out two Nuts baking. I'll put a link down
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  below. Um, if you're out here in the Willamette Valley and you
• 1:04:25
  want some delicious baked goods, if you want to
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  see, um, like, are they good? Just look
• 1:04:30
  at the pictures that I have on my Instagram and you'll
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  say, yeah, he's round. And then you'll
• 1:04:36
  understand that it is tasty. So, um, go check those
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  out. As always, leave us a rating review. The five star options are
• 1:04:42
  preferred. Send us an email privycast@gmail.com.
• 1:04:44
  all those things. Thanks to Kevin and Podtington for the use of
• 1:04:47
  your music this week. Thank you for being here and doing
• 1:04:50
  this again. This has been another episode of Privy. Keep pooping in the free
• 1:04:53
  world. Own your stank. Respect the door. And now, as
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  always, don't forget to flush.
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  And then just cram it right back here.