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MOMMY!!! w/ Mike & Gina | TBCC Ep. 23 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_05: Coming up on the big hunting couch.
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SPEAKER_05: I had a nano baby.
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SPEAKER_05: I do too.
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SPEAKER_05: Did you feel gay owning it?
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SPEAKER_05: I felt poor.
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SPEAKER_00: Mommy.
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SPEAKER_02: What the f was that?
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SPEAKER_02: Stick around.
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SPEAKER_05: Wowie, I'm tight in here.
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SPEAKER_05: Of course it did.
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SPEAKER_05: Of course it did.
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SPEAKER_05: You did a good job.
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SPEAKER_05: Thank you for once.
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SPEAKER_05: Someone watched a little tutorial.
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SPEAKER_05: I did.
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SPEAKER_05: And all I want is for you to be dumber.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, cut it off and dumber for the oxygen supply.
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SPEAKER_05: Cut it all off.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, everything.
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SPEAKER_05: Um, hi.
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SPEAKER_05: How are you?
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SPEAKER_05: Good.
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SPEAKER_05: How are you?
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SPEAKER_05: Amazing.
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SPEAKER_05: Hey, Mama.
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SPEAKER_05: Welcome to the 60s.
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SPEAKER_05: Hey, Malma.
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SPEAKER_05: Welcome to the 60s.
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SPEAKER_05: Yes, hey, Malma.
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SPEAKER_05: Welcome to the 60s.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm Gina Bugatti.
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SPEAKER_05: And I'm Mike Fales.
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SPEAKER_05: And tonight it's just us goes.
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SPEAKER_05: No guests.
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SPEAKER_05: Just us babies.
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SPEAKER_05: I don't know, actually.
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SPEAKER_05: Maybe like Do you like the guests?
1:25
SPEAKER_04: Do you uh want us to ever talk to anyone else?
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SPEAKER_04: Prefer, yeah.
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SPEAKER_04: Do you prefer us to just scream into the void?
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SPEAKER_04: Yum.
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SPEAKER_04: Just be always are.
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SPEAKER_05: Little teeny friends.
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SPEAKER_05: Get that chit chat for a living.
1:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04: Huge amount of money.
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SPEAKER_04: Uh, lots of benefits.
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SPEAKER_04: Yes.
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SPEAKER_04: Full uh meal credits.
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SPEAKER_05: Um full meal plan.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we get points from college.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they carry over into your late 30s.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm wearing a panty.
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SPEAKER_04: Uh and you made it.
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SPEAKER_04: I yeah, I made the I invented panties for you.
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SPEAKER_04: No, you are wearing a panty, second time in a row.
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SPEAKER_05: Congratulations.
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SPEAKER_05: Everyone should clap for that.
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SPEAKER_05: Do you know how many people told me that I like didn't have a panty?
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SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I fucking know.
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SPEAKER_05: And how many of them are related to you?
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SPEAKER_05: All of them.
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SPEAKER_05: All of them.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: Not one per Wait.
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SPEAKER_05: I think Mary C was like, girl, your crotch is out.
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SPEAKER_04: We don't, we're sorry, we're distracted.
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SPEAKER_04: We've got a lot of stuff going on.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's by the way, everyone, you're not a real woman.
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SPEAKER_05: So it's like these are the basic things that like And by the way, when you have four pairs of Capesios over your uh homemade vagine, it feels like nothing's there.
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SPEAKER_05: Protected.
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SPEAKER_05: It feels well uh covered and far, far away.
2:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, in a galaxy far away.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, in a galaxy far, far away, but not to our audience.
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SPEAKER_05: It's always on blast.
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SPEAKER_05: But today and moving forward, we're ready for anything.
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SPEAKER_05: Panty snatchy.
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SPEAKER_05: But yeah, Mike had the genius idea.
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SPEAKER_05: I have a gold panty and he reversed it.
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SPEAKER_05: And I was like, wow.
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SPEAKER_05: I put it down.
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SPEAKER_05: If I never wanted to blow you more, it was when you came up with that.
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SPEAKER_05: Because it looks like I I match and I'm good.
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SPEAKER_04: And the other time you also wanted to blow me was when I got that red uh spray paint that you were like the color of that.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh, then the other time you wanted to blow me is when I I was like, oh, thread the snowballs with wire.
3:04
SPEAKER_04: And you were like, Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: And the other time I wanted to blow you was this morning when I woke up for no reason and tomorrow, the next day.
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SPEAKER_05: Um, well, yeah, actually, the red spray paint really brought it home.
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SPEAKER_05: I was like, uh-oh, I think I fell in love with you again.
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SPEAKER_05: It was a good red.
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SPEAKER_04: It was a good red, but it you it, you know, I I want to like reap that that reward of you complimenting me because it's so uh rare.
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SPEAKER_04: But it gets sexual, but of course A, it gets sexual, so you ruin it immediately.
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SPEAKER_04: But then also it was like I just picked the one red that was that that worked from Blick or wherever the U tracked wherever the fuck I was.
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SPEAKER_05: It was juicy.
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SPEAKER_04: It was, you guys.
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SPEAKER_04: So I'm telling you, this guy knows red.
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SPEAKER_04: I want to be like, yeah, my my keen eye picked the exact right color and I slayed the choice, but it just was like, I was like, I gotta go.
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SPEAKER_04: I need red.
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SPEAKER_04: That was the red that was there.
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SPEAKER_04: I feel like I'm so good with color.
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SPEAKER_04: Clearly.
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SPEAKER_04: Clearly, clearly.
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SPEAKER_05: But don't you kind of think would you be like, he's good at color?
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_04: Think.
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SPEAKER_04: It's so funny.
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SPEAKER_04: Sometimes in the film world, there are people who are like staunchly, they're like, I don't pick colors.
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SPEAKER_04: It's not my thing.
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SPEAKER_04: Like designers.
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SPEAKER_04: Like people have like the top.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're like, you somebody else pick it, I can't do it.
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SPEAKER_05: I just love color and I love this color block.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: Outfit.
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SPEAKER_05: Are you gagging, faggot?
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SPEAKER_05: I whoa, if you can if you can get that up higher, I'll try.
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SPEAKER_05: This little stupid ass go-go boo is kind of dumb and costumey, but sometimes there's a time, there's a time and a place, and it's right now.
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SPEAKER_05: I wore this, I've had this dress forever.
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SPEAKER_05: A while, yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: I guess uh who are you wearing?
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SPEAKER_05: What is your problem?
4:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, why not?
4:30
SPEAKER_05: Start with you for once.
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SPEAKER_05: Who are you wearing?
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SPEAKER_05: What is your problem?
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: This is rent the runway that I ended up buying, which is like sort of humiliating.
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SPEAKER_05: Rent to buy.
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SPEAKER_05: Rent to buy.
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SPEAKER_05: Does do people still rent the runway?
4:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's still there.
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SPEAKER_04: I check it every once in a while because I'm like, what's that scary?
4:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: I do a lot of scary stuff in service of the project.
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SPEAKER_05: Almost as scary as your secret hidden chart of plans for the future.
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SPEAKER_05: Gown plans for the future.
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SPEAKER_05: Nothing for Gina.
4:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: Um, that I wasn't supposed to see.
4:57
SPEAKER_05: But uh, yeah, this is so I kept it because I think it's cute and fun and it's color blocky, and tonight it's 60s.
5:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: But I in my drag race tape, I uh actually wore this as Dorinda.
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SPEAKER_05: So I needed to reclaim it.
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SPEAKER_05: I was like, I need to bring it back, bring it younger, cuter, like more fun, go mod with it.
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SPEAKER_05: Cause like she last time I wore this, it was with a statement necklace and a horrible wig, and I was, you know, being a horrible actor.
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SPEAKER_05: But I but it was funny because you were like, I think I'm just gonna wear the color block.
5:23
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, I don't think I see that for Dorinda.
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SPEAKER_04: I mean, she's a little bit more, I don't know, I don't know, just was color, but it worked.
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SPEAKER_04: It was so spot on.
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SPEAKER_04: She wears like bold, like yeah, you know, it just was a great uh impression of like her bizarro.
5:38
SPEAKER_05: And where did it get me?
5:40
SPEAKER_04: Right here.
5:40
SPEAKER_04: Back here back here, back where I belong.
5:43
SPEAKER_05: I have an emergency credit card from my dad.
5:46
SPEAKER_05: Oh, right, yeah.
5:47
SPEAKER_05: I was like, You have another one you haven't telling me about?
5:49
SPEAKER_05: A break-in-case emergency that I sometimes have to rely on for uh a unit or two, or if I, you know, I need whatever.
5:58
SPEAKER_05: For an emergency wig.
5:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:59
SPEAKER_05: This pod kind of runs on that emergency credit card.
6:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
6:02
SPEAKER_05: But um, my freaking mom forgot a purchase he made.
6:06
SPEAKER_05: So my dad thought there was fraudulent charges, and he's canceled it.
6:10
SPEAKER_05: And now I don't have the emergency card, so I have to like get the card, and he'd probably give it to me if I asked, but it's still this like weird, uncomfortable thing about like I make jokes.
6:18
SPEAKER_05: I'm definitely I've already been trying.
6:19
SPEAKER_05: I've been like, send me the new card.
6:20
SPEAKER_05: Right.
6:21
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I'm coming home for Father's Day to get the new car.
6:24
SPEAKER_05: He's like, why is it in quotes?
6:26
SPEAKER_05: He's like, I thought you were just coming home for Father's Day.
6:28
SPEAKER_05: You're like, I'm coming home for Father's Day.
6:30
SPEAKER_04: For Father's Day.
6:31
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, My need.
6:32
SPEAKER_05: But I had one thing on my mind, one mission, and I failed it.
6:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, still don't got it.
6:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that sucks for us.
6:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it sucks for us, but I'll be getting that back.
6:43
SPEAKER_04: They should like do something.
6:44
SPEAKER_04: You know how like you could stay on your parents' insurance till 26?
6:46
SPEAKER_04: They should like do something with credit cards, like and doesn't that feel like yesterday?
6:50
SPEAKER_04: It really does.
6:52
SPEAKER_04: Because we're so young.
6:53
SPEAKER_05: Um, but I to I feels like recently I was like, oh, running out of insurance time.
6:59
SPEAKER_04: Maybe because it's but it's a 10-year-old Maybe because we're back in that sort of like desperate, broke, creative uh era.
7:05
SPEAKER_05: Broken broke.
7:06
SPEAKER_05: Broken creative.
7:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
7:07
SPEAKER_05: You want to be desperate and broke if you want to be creative.
7:10
SPEAKER_04: It really helps.
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SPEAKER_04: Those things all go.
7:12
SPEAKER_04: It really helps when you have uh nothing.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh, and I have this little teeny cocoa.
7:17
SPEAKER_05: Oh, right.
7:18
SPEAKER_05: Tell us about her.
7:19
SPEAKER_05: That matches my outfit.
7:20
SPEAKER_05: If we had a nail camp, it's a single fucking nail, not even not even a double accent nail.
7:25
SPEAKER_05: My downstairs neighbor is this German artist.
7:27
SPEAKER_05: Her name is Stephanie Heinz.
7:28
SPEAKER_05: She's kind of blowing up.
7:29
SPEAKER_05: She's a painter, her stuff's really good.
7:30
SPEAKER_05: Go look her up.
7:31
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_05: Uh, but she was like, let me make you a set of nails.
7:34
SPEAKER_05: What do you want?
7:35
SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, of course, I did the I made the classic mistake of um giving her too many things.
7:39
SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
7:40
SPEAKER_05: I gave her the looks.
7:41
SPEAKER_05: I was like, whatever you're feeling, get creative.
7:43
SPEAKER_05: I'm always trying to inspire people when I'm like collaborating, and it results in like I I always shoot myself in the foot.
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SPEAKER_05: Somehow I say the wrong thing or give them too much info, and and I'm trying to give them freedom, but it just it always, always, always backfires.
7:55
SPEAKER_05: Kind of like this.
7:56
SPEAKER_05: Um, why did it backfire her?
7:59
SPEAKER_05: Because she's like, I decided to uh make one of every single thing, of every single look.
8:05
SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, okay, thank you.
8:07
SPEAKER_05: Not even two, sister.
8:09
SPEAKER_05: Like, so I have the the looks that I've worn, yeah, come with a signature nail that I've been avoiding.
8:16
SPEAKER_05: Because like, why?
8:17
SPEAKER_05: What's a girl to do with that?
8:19
SPEAKER_05: It's giving like Miss J, who like do you think he'd come on the pod?
8:23
SPEAKER_05: Miss J?
8:24
SPEAKER_05: Alexander?
8:24
SPEAKER_05: Absolutely not.
8:26
SPEAKER_05: But she should.
8:27
SPEAKER_05: She should.
8:27
SPEAKER_05: It's giving like top model like elimination, like I have all the looks from this season.
8:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
8:31
SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, and that was very like uh Tyra didn't approve that, and Jay just like did it, and they're like, That's when it started to get gimmicky.
8:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
8:38
SPEAKER_04: Just like just like that.
8:39
SPEAKER_04: We're gimmicky too.
8:40
SPEAKER_04: Uh no, what was what was I gonna say?
8:42
SPEAKER_04: Um oh we also like you we probably like gave her the the prompt last summer.
8:49
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
8:50
SPEAKER_05: Or like say that like fall.
8:51
SPEAKER_05: It was it was hot out and a long time ago.
8:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
8:55
SPEAKER_05: So all signs are pointing to it's been a calendar year.
8:58
SPEAKER_05: But we prevailed.
9:02
SPEAKER_05: She made it on here.
9:04
SPEAKER_05: It's like this would be cute.
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SPEAKER_05: It would work if every look had just two accent nails.
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SPEAKER_04: Well, I think you probably you could have followed up with her and been like, could you please make some more of this one?
9:14
SPEAKER_04: I actually think she said that one.
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SPEAKER_05: I think she left off by being like, let me know, and I can make a full set of anything.
9:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
9:19
SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, okay.
9:20
SPEAKER_05: See you never, never.
9:22
SPEAKER_05: But see, you're ever seen her since.
9:24
SPEAKER_05: Downstairs neighbor.
9:24
SPEAKER_05: I know, but I haven't seen her in a maybe I should check it on her.
9:28
SPEAKER_05: Anyways.
9:29
SPEAKER_05: Um, yeah, so that's tonight's coconut.
9:31
SPEAKER_05: I asked my parents, what would they do if they found um a brick of cocaine, pure cocaine from Columbia?
9:38
SPEAKER_05: And they were like annoyed and like, turn it into the cops.
9:42
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, okay, if it's pure, like you wouldn't take a little or sell it, or like they didn't, they weren't having it.
9:50
SPEAKER_05: Why did I do that?
9:51
SPEAKER_05: Like, do you ever ask your would you ever ask your parents like, absolutely not.
9:56
SPEAKER_05: Absolutely not.
9:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I walked right into it because my mom's like, it sounds like you're talking about Coke a lot.
10:01
SPEAKER_05: Like, she always thinks I have every problem in the book, which she's not wrong.
10:05
SPEAKER_05: But um, I bet if I asked my dad without my mom there, he would have answered.
10:09
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, talk to this guy, go to that guy, we could take it over there, we do a little bit.
10:13
SPEAKER_04: Take a keyful and then turn it in.
10:15
SPEAKER_04: It sounds like you're trying to be entrepreneurial.
10:17
SPEAKER_04: You're like, you know, cut a little bit out and like, you know, disperse it.
10:19
SPEAKER_04: My answer was sell that.
10:21
SPEAKER_04: Hit the curb, honey.
10:23
SPEAKER_04: Why would you would you think your parents would know what curb to even hit?
10:26
SPEAKER_04: I don't even know.
10:27
SPEAKER_04: They're on the corner of David Drive and they're like, who wants some?
10:30
SPEAKER_04: It's like that's a classic moment of like, why would I ever ask that?
10:33
SPEAKER_05: Like, it's not gonna go with it.
10:34
SPEAKER_04: Because you're bored and you're like pushing boundaries for fun.
10:37
SPEAKER_04: You're like, oh mom.
10:39
SPEAKER_05: Mom.
10:41
SPEAKER_05: What's your stance on?
10:43
SPEAKER_04: She's like, oh, stop it.
10:45
SPEAKER_04: She's like.
10:47
SPEAKER_04: Anyways, that's I guess my problem.
10:50
SPEAKER_04: What about um what about when we went to dinner and we had that bartender?
10:54
SPEAKER_05: I thought that was that your problem.
10:55
SPEAKER_04: So I asked, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
10:58
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
10:58
SPEAKER_04: I feel like it's a shared problem, but we can Who are you wearing though?
11:02
SPEAKER_04: I don't I I don't know.
11:03
SPEAKER_04: What does it say in here?
11:03
SPEAKER_04: It's like Bombolina, it's like not Bombolina.
11:05
SPEAKER_05: Bombolina, that's the sandwich shop that's making me not fit in on my.
11:08
SPEAKER_04: What does it say?
11:11
SPEAKER_04: Biblos.
11:12
SPEAKER_04: Biblos.
11:14
SPEAKER_04: I got it on the Real Reel.
11:15
SPEAKER_04: It's uh vintage, I guess.
11:17
SPEAKER_04: I think it might even be women's, but it's like green with this like kind of fine medium grade polka dot print.
11:23
SPEAKER_04: It's cute, it's pop bar.
11:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was I think that was like where we landed.
11:26
SPEAKER_04: Because I I actually got a uh a shirt that's was yellow and red with a stripe, and it was very similar to your color block dress, and I was like, I'm too close, but not close enough.
11:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was too close, not close enough, and it was like this is getting weird.
11:37
SPEAKER_04: It's getting it's starting to get a little bit weird now, where I'm like, I'm literally wearing like the boy doll version of your costume.
11:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
11:43
SPEAKER_04: Which I love.
11:44
SPEAKER_04: But you were also like which like I love, but it's like that's not it's we can't do that every time.
11:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you should actually become the boy doll version of Gina.
11:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
11:52
SPEAKER_05: Oh, wait, you were like, what did you say?
11:53
SPEAKER_05: You were like, it's getting like what kids show are we on?
11:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:57
SPEAKER_05: The double color block was a little like the wiggles, which I actually recently have realized we kind of are the wiggles.
12:04
SPEAKER_05: You've been saying that for a long time.
12:05
SPEAKER_05: We are, because we're like 45.
12:07
SPEAKER_05: Did I say that on the pot?
12:08
SPEAKER_05: I don't think so.
12:08
SPEAKER_05: But just in life, you've been saying that.
12:09
SPEAKER_05: Like, we're because we're like fucking a million years old.
12:11
SPEAKER_05: If you look close, we're old.
12:13
SPEAKER_05: We're old.
12:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
12:14
SPEAKER_05: And we're trying to like, we're earnest and trying to do something.
12:17
SPEAKER_05: And we love children.
12:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
12:18
SPEAKER_05: And learning.
12:19
SPEAKER_05: But the wiggles were what successful, so we're not even there yet.
12:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:23
SPEAKER_04: Our way better.
12:24
SPEAKER_05: And this is cute.
12:24
SPEAKER_05: And then at pop bars.
12:26
SPEAKER_04: And then um the the white, not white, the the light jeans that you never remember and Converse.
12:31
SPEAKER_05: They really throw me off.
12:32
SPEAKER_04: But after after I said what kids' show are you on, I started thinking, I was like, you would make an amazing Red Ranger if they had to like do a Power Rangers.
12:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, if they were as a boy?
12:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
12:41
SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's so fun when I get to read for a part as a guy.
12:44
SPEAKER_05: I think you would like that's where you'd land.
12:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
12:47
SPEAKER_05: Tomasino.
12:48
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
12:49
SPEAKER_05: Bombolino.
12:50
SPEAKER_04: Don't you think you would you'd probably read for Red Ranger if you had the opportunity?
12:54
SPEAKER_04: I would love that.
12:55
SPEAKER_04: I would that'd be amazing.
12:56
SPEAKER_04: If somebody was like, hey, we've got Green Ranger on deck.
12:58
SPEAKER_04: Would you want to read for that?
12:59
SPEAKER_04: I think you'd be like, that's not really my storyline.
13:01
SPEAKER_04: It's not my vibe.
13:02
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, what size is the black suit?
13:06
SPEAKER_05: The black was chic.
13:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the black was chic, yeah.
13:08
SPEAKER_05: Power Rangers were really something else.
13:10
SPEAKER_05: They really were.
13:11
SPEAKER_05: They were cool.
13:12
SPEAKER_05: They loved playing with scale.
13:13
SPEAKER_05: It was like it was very like I could get bigger.
13:16
SPEAKER_05: And then like the other guy could get bigger.
13:18
SPEAKER_05: And then they were like, ha, not as big as me.
13:21
SPEAKER_05: Not that.
13:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
13:23
SPEAKER_05: They kept just going.
13:24
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, okay, now we're starting to see the like screen screen of it all.
13:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
13:28
SPEAKER_05: Even as a child.
13:29
SPEAKER_05: It's like, why do they keep getting bigger?
13:31
SPEAKER_04: I was always like, why are their cloth costumes spraying sparks?
13:34
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, am I supposed to think as a five-year-old, I was like, am I really supposed to believe that that's a metal suit?
13:39
SPEAKER_04: I was like, come on.
13:40
SPEAKER_04: It was literally nylon.
13:41
SPEAKER_04: It was American Apparel.
13:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was like sh shinier than than anything on the couch right now.
13:46
SPEAKER_04: It was like, guys, it's like I get it.
13:48
SPEAKER_04: It's fun.
13:49
SPEAKER_05: But did you like um Power Ranger Halloween costumes on kids?
13:53
SPEAKER_05: Or was that like gauche?
13:55
SPEAKER_05: No.
13:55
SPEAKER_05: It was a little gauche.
13:56
SPEAKER_05: I didn't like them because Bram.
13:58
SPEAKER_04: They were usually only like um like the like the plastic shell like on the face with like a uh rubber band or whatever in the back.
14:05
SPEAKER_04: But I was like, I want the helmet.
14:06
SPEAKER_04: I want like the real deal because those were like really cool.
14:09
SPEAKER_03: They seemed like bespoke and yeah, they never were high quality, always were like shitty bag.
14:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:14
SPEAKER_03: So I was really judgy.
14:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:16
SPEAKER_04: How do you feel about like um gay guys who wear like Spider-Man suits to like post like thirst traps and stuff?
14:22
SPEAKER_04: It's a whole subgenre of like semi-fetishy, semi-furry adjacent, but it's like Zentai adjacent.
14:28
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
14:29
SPEAKER_04: Like, what do you think about that?
14:30
SPEAKER_04: I I always find it to be a little bit like not hot.
14:33
SPEAKER_05: Definitely not.
14:34
SPEAKER_04: Even though it's literally all my interests, like gay guys, comic books, nerds, and and uh bulges.
14:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but there's something not cool about it.
14:40
SPEAKER_05: Cause it's specifically like you get your your spidey and your venom, yeah, and they're they're cranking one out.
14:47
SPEAKER_04: It's I guess maybe it's a little bit like not sexy because it's like, oh, you you're wearing skin tight clothing.
14:52
SPEAKER_04: It's like you of course that's kind that's hot.
14:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, or it's just so like obvious.
14:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
14:59
SPEAKER_05: That we've seen it probably when we were like one, like a sexualized version of like Spider-Man.
15:04
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's what I mean.
15:04
SPEAKER_05: It's like it kind of already is sexualized.
15:06
SPEAKER_05: Like Yeah.
15:07
SPEAKER_05: It's just so obvious.
15:08
SPEAKER_05: So I think that's my problem with it.
15:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
15:10
SPEAKER_04: I'm not opposed to a little cosplay in the bedroom.
15:13
SPEAKER_04: I'm not opposed to cosplay.
15:14
SPEAKER_04: You know, I'm like dying to bring some cosplay into the into the drag world.
15:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you are.
15:19
SPEAKER_04: Um, cosplayers, if you're watching this, what is your addiction to hard front wigs?
15:23
SPEAKER_04: It's like they've invented 9,000 different techniques to get around not wearing a lace front.
15:27
SPEAKER_04: And it's like, just wear a lace front wig.
15:30
SPEAKER_04: I don't get it.
15:31
SPEAKER_04: It's like you can sound like Disney.
15:32
SPEAKER_04: You can do all of the other techniques, like build up whatever you want in the back, build as much structure and infrastructure into it, but just have a have a ventilated hairline.
15:40
SPEAKER_04: I don't get it.
15:41
SPEAKER_05: Please, for the love of God.
15:42
SPEAKER_05: Is there like, is it taboo?
15:43
SPEAKER_05: Like maybe it's just like a restraint they all sort of like abide by to like we have to have like a wig that's not or maybe it's more like theatrical of the canon to have it be more like let to be less realistic.
15:56
SPEAKER_05: Potentially.
15:56
SPEAKER_05: That's my theory, maybe with Disney.
15:58
SPEAKER_05: Disney, the wigs are awful.
16:00
SPEAKER_05: Um the Disney princesses have a busted hard hairline usually.
16:05
SPEAKER_05: Even my mom noticed, she's like, these wigs are awful.
16:07
SPEAKER_05: Last time I went on like a family.
16:08
SPEAKER_05: Deb is noticing things are if Deb's noticing that I have better wigs than the princesses, something's up.
16:13
SPEAKER_05: And um, my theory is that have I said this on the pond before?
16:17
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
16:18
SPEAKER_05: I don't think so.
16:19
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, maybe they can't be too like sexual.
16:21
SPEAKER_05: Like maybe if it's too realistic, maybe it's like there has to be like a this is make-believe.
16:28
SPEAKER_05: This is a cop this is like a cartoon.
16:30
SPEAKER_04: I wonder maybe maybe it's like they're not portraying humans, they're portraying animated characters.
16:37
SPEAKER_04: So there's like a layer of reduction there or something.
16:41
SPEAKER_05: It ain't working.
16:42
SPEAKER_05: Would it be really embarrassing if I got a Mickey on my arm?
16:45
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
16:46
SPEAKER_05: I saw some guy who was hot and he has like a classic outline of a Mickey head.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: I know.
16:51
SPEAKER_04: But he's hot and I'm like, did that, I would the pod would end.
16:55
SPEAKER_04: That is that's a bridge too far.
16:57
SPEAKER_04: You can't do that.
16:58
SPEAKER_04: I know, but you don't like Disney that much.
17:00
SPEAKER_04: I know.
17:01
SPEAKER_04: But let me show.
17:05
SPEAKER_05: I know.
17:06
SPEAKER_05: I I I'll show you the hottie and you might change your mind.
17:09
SPEAKER_05: Because it's it looks cool.
17:11
SPEAKER_05: It's like a classic little like Mickey, it's a nice drawing.
17:14
SPEAKER_05: I mean, the Mickey, the Mickey logo is kind.
17:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:17
SPEAKER_05: I mean, it's like it's three circles.
17:18
SPEAKER_05: It's like you're played it.
17:20
SPEAKER_05: It's good, it's good.
17:21
SPEAKER_05: If I had all their crazy shit, maybe that would be funny.
17:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, if you had like a sleeve of like, you know, kind of pop culture things and sure.
17:28
SPEAKER_04: Uh tigers and and Mickey Mouse and uh the Pink Power Ranger's helmet, like chrysanthemums.
17:34
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
17:35
SPEAKER_05: Isn't that like a tattoo thing?
17:36
SPEAKER_05: I don't I don't know.
17:37
SPEAKER_05: I don't know either.
17:38
SPEAKER_05: Me no no.
17:39
SPEAKER_04: Mine and eh.
17:40
SPEAKER_04: But what's your problem?
17:40
SPEAKER_04: I forgot.
17:41
SPEAKER_04: I have 900 problems.
17:42
SPEAKER_04: So I'm like trying to figure out like which one I want to talk about first.
17:43
SPEAKER_04: Um shared bartender.
17:45
SPEAKER_04: That's the shared bartender.
17:46
SPEAKER_04: We we'll get to we'll get to him.
17:47
SPEAKER_04: I I I think we might need to re-retitle my segment, Who You're Wearing and What Is Your Trauma?
17:51
SPEAKER_04: That might be um a new little break ultimate thing.
17:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
17:57
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, I also have like a tickle in my throat, keep coughing.
17:59
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, everybody, at home and to me editing.
18:01
SPEAKER_05: Is there anything worse than a tickle?
18:02
SPEAKER_05: An ill-time tickle.
18:03
SPEAKER_05: It's the worst.
18:04
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes I'm like, this is gonna be horrible.
18:07
SPEAKER_05: It's also, I know what's coming.
18:08
SPEAKER_05: You're like in a meeting or an elevator, you're like, what the hell am I gonna do?
18:11
SPEAKER_04: It's also one of the more annoying things to hear, too, like from someone else, where it's just like and I'm always like, you're gonna have to throw up.
18:19
SPEAKER_05: Like, what?
18:19
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes it gets to that point.
18:20
SPEAKER_05: It's like you're gonna need to just go outside and hack it out for four minutes.
18:24
SPEAKER_08: You're making me gag, stop.
18:27
SPEAKER_05: And not in the good way.
18:28
SPEAKER_05: Not in the good way.
18:30
SPEAKER_05: I'm gagging for your loogie.
18:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
18:33
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so problem number one, sort of petty basic, is like uh they've been doing construction on our roof again for like the nine millionth time.
18:43
SPEAKER_04: Super loud.
18:44
SPEAKER_05: So are you pee for penthouse?
18:45
SPEAKER_05: Are you at the top?
18:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're in the we're in the penthouse.
18:47
SPEAKER_04: Uh no, we're on the top floor, yeah.
18:49
SPEAKER_04: Uh that's pee for penthouse.
18:50
SPEAKER_04: It's definitely not the penthouse.
18:51
SPEAKER_04: Uh, but they're they're doing construction, and Marcel is getting so scared.
18:57
SPEAKER_04: He he hides under the couch for hours.
18:59
SPEAKER_04: It's really bumming me out.
19:00
SPEAKER_04: I'm like my poor little baby down there.
19:02
SPEAKER_05: He needs a sister.
19:03
SPEAKER_05: I think he does.
19:04
SPEAKER_05: It's so funny because like I love that you guys are just boys and it's like he's a boy and it's like a gay family, but like a little feminine energy needs to get added to the mix.
19:11
SPEAKER_05: I know.
19:12
SPEAKER_04: I know something about him specifically.
19:13
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, he needs a sister.
19:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Marcel and Garcel.
19:16
SPEAKER_02: Garcelle, Ruvier.
19:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:18
SPEAKER_04: Um, no, so I feel bad for him.
19:20
SPEAKER_04: It's a bummer, but uh he's fine.
19:24
SPEAKER_04: Um, but it's it is really loud.
19:25
SPEAKER_04: It's really him on the couch.
19:27
SPEAKER_04: I want to bring him here.
19:28
SPEAKER_04: I think it'd be fun.
19:29
SPEAKER_04: But he gets so he used to be when he was younger, he was way more fearless, and now he gets like very nervous about stuff.
19:34
SPEAKER_04: So I'm I would I worry that if I brought him here, he would just like be stressed out and not um having a good time.
19:40
SPEAKER_04: But at least for one photo, I'll tell I'll traumatize him.
19:44
SPEAKER_05: Maybe I mean he he might be stressed out for a little short while and then he maybe maybe he'll love it.
19:48
SPEAKER_05: Maybe he'll pee and poop on your drag.
19:50
SPEAKER_05: Maybe he'll clap the slate.
19:52
SPEAKER_05: Like, you know, maybe he'll end up loving it here.
19:54
SPEAKER_05: My I would love to be like the kind of guy who has like a retriever who like I can bring anywhere and they sleep.
20:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
20:01
SPEAKER_04: That was always like there was one person on like a film crew who did that, and it was like kind of like amazing.
20:09
SPEAKER_05: Because you just have to have that, you have to have that energy because it means your dog has that energy, and like we don't.
20:13
SPEAKER_05: Unfortunately, like we wouldn't have those chill dogs.
20:15
SPEAKER_05: No, that could just like fully nap forever.
20:18
SPEAKER_05: I was still like, what would you have to do if I hope I never wake up?
20:22
SPEAKER_05: Um What are you looking to eternally lie down?
20:26
SPEAKER_04: I was thinking recently, like, you know, that uh it's like a saucy quote where it's like I do some of my best work lying down, like when somebody sang about it.
20:32
SPEAKER_04: But I'm like, I literally do my best work lying down.
20:35
SPEAKER_04: I lie down all the time and work on my computer.
20:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you do.
20:39
SPEAKER_05: I feel like you do, and so does Sarah.
20:41
SPEAKER_05: And I never was that person.
20:42
SPEAKER_05: I'm always like, how can you make these creative choices like that at that angle?
20:49
SPEAKER_04: Full body relaxation.
20:50
SPEAKER_04: It really lets things um but as I'm getting older, I actually have brought it to the couch.
20:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but as I'm getting older, I'm like, you brought it to the couch.
20:56
SPEAKER_04: Like, how am I like how can my body be this wrecked and all I do is lie down?
21:01
SPEAKER_04: It's like so lying down is hurting me.
21:02
SPEAKER_04: Like even lying down, even resting, uh, is not working for me.
21:07
SPEAKER_04: So that's something to figure out.
21:08
SPEAKER_04: Um but you're young, Mikey.
21:10
SPEAKER_04: She's sucked.
21:12
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
21:12
SPEAKER_05: Uh then my other problem was so like we gotta check it with you when you're 45.
21:16
SPEAKER_05: I what's another 10?
21:17
SPEAKER_05: It's uh maybe you'll be younger and like happier and like something will be.
21:20
SPEAKER_05: I'll be balder.
21:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
21:21
SPEAKER_04: For sure.
21:22
SPEAKER_04: Okay, another problem, petty problem.
21:23
SPEAKER_04: I don't know, maybe the camera's like moved a little bit.
21:26
SPEAKER_04: Like, uh, but all I'm getting in the room, all I'm getting is uh bald, my bald spot in like 360.
21:32
SPEAKER_04: It's in like VR.
21:33
SPEAKER_04: It's it's like in the bullet time rig that they made for the Matrix.
21:36
SPEAKER_04: It's 900 cameras in a circle, all pointed at this this spot on my sphere in Vegas.
21:41
SPEAKER_04: Truly.
21:41
SPEAKER_04: And on the top, there's no hair.
21:43
SPEAKER_04: And that's me.
21:44
SPEAKER_04: And it's like, what's going on?
21:47
SPEAKER_04: It's like I try to hide it as much cameras.
21:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I popped a few more up, actually, to be honest.
21:52
SPEAKER_04: Directly like connected to my head.
21:54
SPEAKER_05: Um come on, we all got a little bald spot.
21:56
SPEAKER_04: Something, yeah.
21:57
SPEAKER_03: It's uh a little fryer tuck.
21:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's always just so Surprising to see it because uh I don't see it.
22:02
SPEAKER_05: It's on the back of my head, so I can't see it.
22:05
SPEAKER_05: Everyone else can.
22:06
SPEAKER_05: Remember one time I was like pretending to be like a hairstylist, sort of like not knowing how to tell a client.
22:11
SPEAKER_05: So there is a spot.
22:13
SPEAKER_05: Um, I don't know if you are fully aware, but it's getting it's it's gotten a little bigger.
22:22
SPEAKER_05: That's traumatic.
22:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:25
SPEAKER_05: Kind of like when you discovered your fryer talk, it was uh Spotify event install back in the day when we used to PA.
22:30
SPEAKER_05: Like crazy people, you were like, Well, that's a Then I was like, girl, it's that's been there forever.
22:38
SPEAKER_04: That's not not what I remember because what I remember was I was watching TV with Michael and I had my head in his lap, and he was like, Oh, your bald spot.
22:43
SPEAKER_04: Oh, this was the next day.
22:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:44
SPEAKER_04: Because he was like, Your bald spot is getting bigger.
22:46
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, I was like, Yeah.
22:50
SPEAKER_04: Pardon?
22:51
SPEAKER_05: It was like what bald spot?
22:53
SPEAKER_05: Bald spot.
22:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like it's been there for a while.
22:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and not only has been there.
22:58
SPEAKER_04: It's bigger.
22:58
SPEAKER_05: Getting bigger by the bigger by the second.
23:00
SPEAKER_05: I was like, oh so that was about that's when I knew.
23:06
SPEAKER_05: Now you've come so far, you're talking about it freely.
23:08
SPEAKER_05: And it's uh bigger, it's a bit available in um 360.
23:14
SPEAKER_05: You can live stream it.
23:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
23:15
SPEAKER_04: It's in a um and then my other problem is so I I saw a trauma therapist for three weeks.
23:23
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
23:24
SPEAKER_05: And what was his name?
23:25
SPEAKER_05: It always comes down to like the name, like when I was seeing Kiara.
23:30
unknown: No.
23:33
SPEAKER_05: Hashtag seeing Kiara.
23:35
SPEAKER_05: That's a that's a good title.
23:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
23:37
SPEAKER_04: Uh so I was uh I saw a trauma therapist for three weeks.
23:40
SPEAKER_04: I gave it the old three-week try.
23:42
SPEAKER_04: And it was a really negative experience.
23:44
SPEAKER_04: It kind of threw me for uh a loop in like a number of ways.
23:48
SPEAKER_04: And it just was like kind of coincided in this like really weird sort of like mini identity crisis where I was like, what the fuck am I feeling and thinking about anything?
23:56
SPEAKER_04: Like, am I completely off base about everything that's happened for this last six months?
24:00
SPEAKER_04: Am I that's gasping?
24:02
SPEAKER_04: Crazy person, like embarrassing myself and saying and doing horrible things.
24:07
SPEAKER_04: It just was like really, just really negative and and strange.
24:11
SPEAKER_04: But to like explain why it was so weird, I met this guy and he was like a little kind of gruff and sort of like uh cursing a lot as a sort of like character choice where he was like, I'm a different kind of therapist.
24:22
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, okay, fine, I can I can get like I can get with that if like he's like the feedback is is positive.
24:27
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, whatever, whatever works.
24:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but but then I basically was like, my my husband got hit by a car, and he was like, Oh, I got hit by a car when I was a kid.
24:34
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, that sucks.
24:36
SPEAKER_04: But I was like, but that's also kind of a weird thing to say to for a therapist to tell their client like their personal, essentially medical history.
24:45
SPEAKER_04: So that was like weird red flag number one.
24:47
SPEAKER_04: I was like trying to explain the experience of like Michael's femur had had been shattered, and we were like fighting to try and get him scheduled for surgery because for those who don't know, like a broken femur, they say it's like second most painful experience other than childbirth.
25:04
SPEAKER_04: So it's like Michael had like at least 48 hours of an un horrendous, an unlevel 10, untreated broken leg.
25:12
SPEAKER_04: He needed surgery, and he was left in that state for longer that than felt comfortable for for us.
25:19
SPEAKER_04: So it was like a battle on my part and on his sister's part to try and like get him the care that he needed.
25:26
SPEAKER_04: And this guy kind of like in more or less words was like, oh, well, you know, broken leg, like all in all, it's not the worst thing that's ever happened.
25:34
SPEAKER_04: And it was sort of like I I was shocked.
25:37
SPEAKER_04: I was like, yeah, because that's just not what you need.
25:39
SPEAKER_04: I was like, no, no, no.
25:42
SPEAKER_04: This was like a moment where I was there.
25:44
SPEAKER_04: I was proud of myself.
25:45
SPEAKER_04: If you, if you were there and you, if you had seen what I my face like after he had said that, like I wish.
25:51
SPEAKER_04: Because it was like, because you know all of my micro expressions on my tells.
25:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it goes right to your mouth.
25:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was uh it was kind of square.
25:58
SPEAKER_04: Starting to, she was squaring up and she was getting uh antsy because of closely it was a Zoom meeting, so it's like I I was watching myself watch him say crazy shit and getting angrier and angrier, and then after he finished his whatever, I had to be like, we need to zoom out for a second.
26:12
SPEAKER_04: I was like, you may be trying to uh like frame this conversation in a way that helps me not feel crushed by the weight of this experience by trying to make it feel less scary.
26:24
SPEAKER_04: But I'm telling you that you're what you're actually doing is minimizing my experience, and like we need to pivot away from that type of conversation because it's not gonna work for me.
26:34
SPEAKER_05: He's like, that was a test.
26:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
26:35
SPEAKER_05: I wanted you to say that.
26:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
26:36
SPEAKER_05: How'd you break up with them?
26:38
SPEAKER_04: I did it over email, but I told you I was like, if he does one more thing that was like, if it's if it's even like one click beyond like neutral on camera, I was gonna do it to his face, yeah.
26:47
SPEAKER_04: Which is like so confident.
26:48
SPEAKER_04: And I should have.
26:49
SPEAKER_04: Because I was trying to like deal and work with the things that he was saying and talking with me.
26:54
SPEAKER_04: And I just kept like getting back to this place where I was like, am I have I been like exaggerating?
26:59
SPEAKER_04: Have I been like victimizing myself?
27:02
SPEAKER_04: Have I been completely off about this whole time and like the way that it's made me feel and like how crazy it is?
27:12
SPEAKER_05: Um no, that fucking sucks.
27:14
SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, I was really like glad you got in there, and I was glad that you gave it three like you know, you went back.
27:19
SPEAKER_05: But that fucking blows.
27:21
SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry.
27:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
27:22
SPEAKER_05: That he literally gaslit you because like he's making you think you're the crazy person for over inflating things or and you haven't.
27:32
SPEAKER_05: In fact, you've kept it all together in a remarkable way.
27:35
SPEAKER_05: So that's charitable, thank you.
27:37
SPEAKER_05: So you know, you need Kiara.
27:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:39
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna Well the the kicker is that it's like I have to start all over again and try to find somebody else to have to like go through this whole process with and like talk through and like potentially have another failure of someone who like doesn't click with me about like trying to specifically that deters me from like seeing a therapist because I'm like starting over with anyone, and then if it doesn't work out, it just feels like so many um intakes.
27:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
28:00
SPEAKER_05: Who's got the time?
28:01
SPEAKER_05: But that sucks.
28:02
SPEAKER_05: I do hope you find someone better and better suited to your needs.
28:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sucks.
28:07
SPEAKER_05: It's been a weird uh year.
28:09
SPEAKER_05: Well, I think also like Sam and Misha are getting married.
28:12
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, and it's coming up on your anniversary the day before.
28:15
SPEAKER_05: Which is crazy.
28:16
SPEAKER_05: Is that annoying?
28:17
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
28:17
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
28:18
SPEAKER_05: I mean it's a very it's a popular like wedding season.
28:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
28:21
SPEAKER_05: Summer Saturday.
28:21
SPEAKER_04: It doesn't June.
28:23
SPEAKER_04: I think we blinked and then realized it was late June, and Sam and Misha's wedding had been this thing in the distance that was always on the calendar, and then all of a sudden it's here, and it's sort of like in his head he thought he'd be like Well, I think we both didn't think this is the year that we'd be at when we got here, which isn't to say he's not doing well.
28:42
SPEAKER_04: It's just a different, just a very different experience than than what we what we thought.
28:48
SPEAKER_04: Um I don't know.
28:49
SPEAKER_04: At the time in December, June felt like, you know, miles and miles and miles away, but it got here really, really fast.
28:54
SPEAKER_05: So But we should we should do a little something, even though it's like the next day, or like you should well, maybe you and your husband should do something.
29:01
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, we should get out Well I asked him and he It doesn't feel like it.
29:05
SPEAKER_05: What about like Cheesecake Factory?
29:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we'll do that.
29:07
SPEAKER_04: We'll do Cheesecake.
29:08
SPEAKER_04: Me you, Sarah, Michael.
29:09
SPEAKER_04: Maybe, yeah.
29:10
SPEAKER_04: Well, he was like, well, we'll just treat Sam and Misha's wedding like it's our party.
29:13
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, Yeah, they'll love that.
29:14
SPEAKER_04: That'll be great.
29:15
SPEAKER_04: But also I'd love that.
29:16
SPEAKER_05: So Yeah.
29:17
SPEAKER_05: I still owe you a wedding gift.
29:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that'd be good too.
29:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
29:21
SPEAKER_05: Um I was really, really broke during that time.
29:24
SPEAKER_05: For for whatever reason.
29:25
SPEAKER_05: We don't, I don't need to.
29:26
SPEAKER_05: I know, I know, I know, I know, but it's still like always in the back of my mind.
29:28
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I didn't get Mike any g anything.
29:30
SPEAKER_05: Well, I got you a hundred dollar bouquet, which has a gesture.
29:33
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
29:34
SPEAKER_05: And that's why I was so broke at that time, that's why I was like, I'm gonna either do drag as a gift or and then he I was gonna surprise him and do drag, but it was, you know, supposed to be literally the hottest day of the year.
29:46
SPEAKER_05: It was.
29:46
SPEAKER_05: So it got to the point where I'm like, I'm considering this, would you like that?
29:51
SPEAKER_05: And he said no.
29:52
SPEAKER_04: Well, I think my I think my words were I don't think I want that.
29:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't think I want that.
29:56
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, okay.
29:58
SPEAKER_04: Would have been iconic though.
29:59
SPEAKER_04: If it wasn't hot out, it would have been, but I think also if we hadn't just literally come off of a season of shooting uh a drag podcast, it might have been less stressful if you showed up and drag.
30:11
SPEAKER_05: Well, I would have never I I kind of knew in telling you or giving you the option that it would go away.
30:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
30:17
SPEAKER_04: Cause like I'm glad you didn't, because it was it would have been wage.
30:20
SPEAKER_04: You possibly would have to do that.
30:21
SPEAKER_04: I can't even please.
30:22
SPEAKER_05: There's 20 fans going in a full eight AC unit.
30:26
SPEAKER_05: The black market.
30:27
SPEAKER_05: And I still am sweating, so yeah, it was it was a no.
30:30
SPEAKER_05: But uh it was just funny, like you being like, I don't think I want that.
30:33
SPEAKER_05: No, thank you.
30:36
SPEAKER_05: This is video I think I've showed you back in the day of like my niece Gino.
30:39
SPEAKER_05: Um your niece Gino?
30:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:42
SPEAKER_02: Uh oh.
30:43
SPEAKER_02: He's a gender vendor.
30:44
SPEAKER_05: My nephew Gino being like a baby and me putting on the like noir filter on him.
30:49
SPEAKER_05: And he was like, no, thank you.
30:52
SPEAKER_05: No, thank you.
30:54
SPEAKER_05: Wow, noir filter.
30:55
SPEAKER_04: Where are they now?
30:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
30:56
SPEAKER_04: TBT.
30:57
SPEAKER_05: That was a tight lip.
30:58
SPEAKER_04: It always like underdrew your lip, which is never can I like give you a long chin too?
31:05
SPEAKER_05: It was like, yeah.
31:06
SPEAKER_05: Pointed it all out.
31:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
31:08
SPEAKER_05: But I love a kid being like, no, thank you, to the noir filter.
31:12
SPEAKER_05: It's like, you're gonna get it, regardless.
31:14
SPEAKER_05: You're getting the noir filter.
31:15
SPEAKER_05: From Unc.
31:16
SPEAKER_04: Uh well, all those uh sad, weird problems aside, our shared problem was that experience with that bartender.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:23
SPEAKER_05: Mike and I go to Table 87, which is this like Italian little bistro bullshit near.
31:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, oh my god, I just revealed where we um live.
31:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
31:37
SPEAKER_05: Uh so usually this restaurant's really good, and it's a great little treat after I work, whatever, when we shoot, we're always tearing it up.
31:44
SPEAKER_05: It's a regular spot.
31:45
SPEAKER_05: There's a new bartender in town, and he fucking blows.
31:48
SPEAKER_05: That's the second time I've met him.
31:50
unknown: Really?
31:50
SPEAKER_05: Oh, right, yeah.
31:51
SPEAKER_05: When I forgot, yeah, I got my keys once and Mike had to like Uber them to me, and I was like, what the hell what the hell am I gonna do besides have 20 espresso martinis at 10 a.m.?
31:59
SPEAKER_05: So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna do it.
32:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
32:01
SPEAKER_05: So I just went and he was brand new.
32:03
SPEAKER_05: Chip, cool, chip, love in life.
32:05
SPEAKER_05: Like Chip.
32:06
unknown: Yeah.
32:07
SPEAKER_05: His name's Chip.
32:08
SPEAKER_05: Wow, a bartender named Chip is like that works, yeah.
32:11
SPEAKER_05: Romantic, but not in the not in the loving sense.
32:17
SPEAKER_05: In the chains are romantic sense.
32:20
SPEAKER_05: Uh so chip, no, he fucking sucked.
32:24
SPEAKER_05: We went back.
32:24
SPEAKER_05: This was my second time I saw him, totally changed.
32:27
SPEAKER_05: Is on drugs.
32:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
32:29
SPEAKER_05: Was was also was he like gained 50 pounds?
32:31
SPEAKER_05: Had eczema?
32:32
SPEAKER_05: Like something.
32:34
SPEAKER_05: He hit rock bottom over the course of like a month.
32:36
SPEAKER_05: And got poison ivy.
32:37
SPEAKER_05: Like that was like he fucking, I'm so good at knowing when someone's like being weird because they're on an edible specifically.
32:43
SPEAKER_05: I know the edible awk.
32:44
SPEAKER_05: And he was possessing it.
32:46
SPEAKER_05: I was possessed.
32:48
SPEAKER_05: Edible or like shroom chocolate.
32:51
SPEAKER_04: Well, what was the first thing that happened?
32:52
SPEAKER_04: It was like sauntered up in like a weird way, and he was He's like, yeah, his first thing was like, Are you gonna be wanting food?
32:59
SPEAKER_05: It's like Hello?
33:02
SPEAKER_05: Is that okay?
33:03
SPEAKER_05: We're sort of we just sat down and asked for a menu, potentially, like, uh my God.
33:09
SPEAKER_05: And then so we ordered two Hendrix martinis.
33:11
SPEAKER_05: He makes his pour, yours is short, mine is good, yours is short, really short.
33:17
SPEAKER_05: And it's like, I see him from a mile away shaking that thing, being like, let me get a little out of here.
33:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
33:22
SPEAKER_05: Still, it's a no.
33:23
SPEAKER_05: And so he's like, Oh, fuck, I think I'm out of Hendrix.
33:26
SPEAKER_05: And then so he starts selling, pitching some other but gins to you.
33:30
SPEAKER_04: Before that, he you did you hear him say he was like, Oh, they're always like not getting the order.
33:36
SPEAKER_04: Stocking, they're always not stocking the bar correctly.
33:39
SPEAKER_04: And it was like, It's your job.
33:40
SPEAKER_04: I was like, What?
33:40
SPEAKER_04: As the bartender.
33:41
SPEAKER_04: So that was that was a weird, that was a weird note, one.
33:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and then and then he was like, red flag number twan.
33:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he was asking me if I wanted to like swap in a different gin.
33:49
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I And I screamed, I was like, he pulled a well option out, and I was like, don't mix well with Hendrix.
33:54
SPEAKER_05: Then he's he muttered something like along the lines of like, it's a nice well.
33:58
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I'm I'm not getting involved.
34:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
34:01
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, I don't, I honestly, I literally don't care.
34:03
SPEAKER_04: Just just pour the drink.
34:04
SPEAKER_04: I was like, just mix it up, put it together, and pour it.
34:06
SPEAKER_04: And then like as he's doing that, the other bartender comes back from the back with a bottle of Hendrix, and it was like that So he poured though, he mixed the well with the Hendrix, and you kind of got your martini.
34:18
SPEAKER_05: But you were like, you should have him remake the whole drink.
34:20
SPEAKER_05: And I was like never in a million, I I actually told my dad about this entire story because I knew he would be like upset by this.
34:26
SPEAKER_05: Never in a million years would a bartender not, a normal bartender not just remake a drink.
34:31
SPEAKER_05: You got someone buying top shelf, it's just a respect thing.
34:35
SPEAKER_05: Like, you shouldn't want to serve that, like a puree, a blend, a table, a table martini, like a table blend.
34:42
SPEAKER_05: He should have started over.
34:43
SPEAKER_05: He got the new bottle of Hendrix.
34:44
SPEAKER_05: So then he opens it and starts pouring a little to top you off, right?
34:48
SPEAKER_05: Not even to the shaker.
34:49
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
34:50
SPEAKER_05: Your fucking martini glass.
34:52
SPEAKER_05: It's like, thank you very much.
34:54
SPEAKER_04: But also a little warm gin on top.
34:56
SPEAKER_04: That bar is pretty like cocktail forward.
34:58
SPEAKER_04: Like we have bartenders who will just like, they're like, I'm testing something out.
35:02
SPEAKER_04: Would you guys like a free taste of this?
35:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they were doing mini martinis.
35:06
SPEAKER_04: They were doing mini martinis, they were doing like a court, like a cordial thing, like a spiced thing.
35:09
SPEAKER_04: They were they this that we've gotten like free drinks from them because they are just drinking.
35:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're mixology forward.
35:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're mixology forward.
35:16
SPEAKER_04: So it's like they just so this to so to be confronted with someone who's like literally like mixing everything.
35:22
SPEAKER_05: He can get his hands out.
35:23
SPEAKER_05: Every clear liquor, like stirring it with his hand, and like I was like, can I get them all off in one?
35:35
SPEAKER_05: Who needs them?
35:36
SPEAKER_05: Um scary.
35:37
SPEAKER_05: Who here was scared?
35:39
SPEAKER_05: You know that Tyra clip is so good.
35:41
SPEAKER_05: But then on top of all that, he charged him full, he charged him for starters.
35:46
SPEAKER_05: Don't charge someone a top shelf martini if it's half well.
35:50
SPEAKER_05: Right.
35:50
SPEAKER_05: Go low.
35:51
SPEAKER_05: But you're skipping off the biggest end.
35:52
SPEAKER_04: There's there's more problems before that.
35:54
SPEAKER_04: So then we did order food, and you ordered the the special, which was like roast chicken and roast vegetables, chicken and half chicken.
36:01
SPEAKER_04: I ordered a chicken club, like an Italian chicken club sandwich.
36:05
SPEAKER_04: And uh you got your food first, and he was down, and you were like, this isn't my order.
36:11
SPEAKER_04: And then and it was like pickled peppers and like boiled chicken.
36:16
SPEAKER_04: It was uh it was it didn't look great.
36:18
SPEAKER_05: It was like flat chicken cutlets with covered in pickled peppers.
36:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, which like was not the special.
36:24
SPEAKER_05: It was not no, that's not a half chicken.
36:26
SPEAKER_04: It should look like tenders on a plate.
36:29
SPEAKER_04: And then I got a chicken roll.
36:31
SPEAKER_04: So your order was wrong.
36:33
SPEAKER_04: My order was wrong.
36:34
SPEAKER_04: When we did get the bill, he charged us for an extra martini.
36:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
36:39
SPEAKER_04: So not only did he charge me for a Hendrix martini, that was that was like three quarters of a Hendrix martini, he charged us for a come an extra drink altogether.
36:48
SPEAKER_04: And then I think you were like, We were stewing and knew it was wrong.
36:50
SPEAKER_04: He's like, How's the food?
36:51
SPEAKER_05: I was like, uh, it's it's good.
36:54
SPEAKER_05: I don't, it's not I don't think it's what I ordered, but it's fine.
36:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
36:57
SPEAKER_05: I was just like livid, and he's like, oh, classic mistake.
37:00
SPEAKER_05: He's like, they've been fucking up the orders, the kitchen, they really have been screwing up all day today.
37:06
SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, girl, I was a server for 49 years.
37:10
SPEAKER_05: You're the problem.
37:12
SPEAKER_05: You were the problem.
37:12
SPEAKER_05: Like you the kitchen's not just like choosing their own adventure.
37:17
SPEAKER_05: We saw you fire the apps, we saw you fire the entrees, and they were all wrong, honey.
37:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
37:22
SPEAKER_05: So get a life.
37:23
SPEAKER_05: If you have any respect for the service industry, you would never charge you for that martini.
37:29
SPEAKER_05: He wasn't on planet Earth.
37:31
SPEAKER_05: I really hope he gets fired because I actually, it's just, do you want to go back there?
37:36
SPEAKER_05: Not when he's there.
37:36
SPEAKER_05: Isn't that funny?
37:37
SPEAKER_05: Like, I mean, some of our towers are like I know anyway.
37:40
SPEAKER_04: We're on a mission to get this guy, uh, have him lose his job.
37:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
37:43
SPEAKER_05: Well, I was gonna flip out.
37:44
SPEAKER_05: I'm such a Karen, and you're like, that's not your vibe.
37:46
SPEAKER_05: Which is crazy because like I actually call you a Karen all the time.
37:49
SPEAKER_04: Right.
37:50
SPEAKER_05: But for no for no reason.
37:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
37:52
SPEAKER_05: Roll the tapes.
37:53
SPEAKER_05: Uh, but when it's like service industry, I will Karen all day.
37:57
SPEAKER_05: Within reason.
37:58
SPEAKER_05: We're going back for a day.
37:59
SPEAKER_05: We are going back, yeah.
38:00
SPEAKER_05: Uh and he had a man button.
38:02
SPEAKER_05: To drop it all off, he had a dirty man button.
38:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was uh Are those coming back?
38:06
SPEAKER_04: I dear God, I hope not.
38:08
SPEAKER_04: Because I can't go through you go doing that again.
38:10
SPEAKER_04: Me?
38:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:11
SPEAKER_05: I had a top knot because it never actually like worked.
38:14
SPEAKER_05: And I didn't like it.
38:15
SPEAKER_05: No, it wasn't cool or good.
38:16
SPEAKER_05: It was always like in trans.
38:18
SPEAKER_05: Like it was it was it was in trans.
38:21
SPEAKER_05: It was in trans.
38:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
38:22
SPEAKER_05: It was um never fully formed.
38:26
SPEAKER_05: Trans, the definition of trans.
38:28
SPEAKER_05: Your definition of trans.
38:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, never fully formed.
38:31
SPEAKER_05: Um that's problematic somehow.
38:33
SPEAKER_05: Like, what if I did shave the back a head but top knot?
38:36
SPEAKER_05: Ugh.
38:37
SPEAKER_05: That'd be kinda hot.
38:38
SPEAKER_05: No, it wouldn't.
38:39
SPEAKER_04: It wouldn't.
38:40
SPEAKER_05: That soul like girl.
38:43
SPEAKER_05: Weirdly, yeah.
38:44
SPEAKER_05: But uh, that was an ugly, ugly, ugly ass trend, and I'm so glad it went away.
38:48
SPEAKER_05: And I'm so glad my cousin Lori, that girl me, huge inspection, didn't do it.
38:54
SPEAKER_05: She's in that category of like You think she's a little too glam to No, but it was like the glam girls.
38:59
SPEAKER_05: It was the titty man.
39:04
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I have huge boobs today.
39:06
SPEAKER_05: Do you like them?
39:06
SPEAKER_04: I I do.
39:07
SPEAKER_04: Uh we'll be honest.
39:08
SPEAKER_04: I feel like 60s has big boobies.
39:11
SPEAKER_04: And like 50s has big boobies too.
39:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, wait, we were saying it's like this hair.
39:14
SPEAKER_04: Is that my problem, maybe?
39:15
SPEAKER_04: Maybe, yeah.
39:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, this wig is from Texas.
39:18
SPEAKER_05: She's gorgeous, but I texted Mike.
39:20
SPEAKER_05: I was like, I can't, is it I was like, is this wig 50s, 60s, 70s, or 80s?
39:25
SPEAKER_05: It's a little Dream Girls.
39:26
SPEAKER_05: Well, to it today I was like, Which isn't mod?
39:28
SPEAKER_04: I was like, it's kind of Elizabeth Taylor, but then like Elizabeth Taylor is 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s.
39:34
SPEAKER_04: So it's like, which one is it?
39:35
SPEAKER_04: What's your answer though?
39:36
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
39:37
SPEAKER_04: I I think 50s is my answer today.
39:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:40
SPEAKER_05: It's not 60s.
39:41
SPEAKER_05: I mean, it is, but it's 60s in a non-mod way, like a dream girls review.
39:46
SPEAKER_04: But it is it like, is it literally like Greece, like 80s doing the 50s, like Rizzo's like bubble cut kind of vibe, like blown out and voluminous because it's the 80s, but in a kind of 50s shape?
39:57
SPEAKER_04: I don't know, but is it 80s in like uh I just backcombed it and like definitely, yeah.
40:02
SPEAKER_04: I mean it it it is, but it's 70s because like you could wear that to the disco and it's 60s because it's also like a big helmet, and it's 50s because it's sort of a little like flippy.
40:12
SPEAKER_05: So So the answer is it's what transcendent.
40:14
SPEAKER_04: It's it's a little ha half century of of hair in one, yeah.
40:18
SPEAKER_04: It is.
40:18
SPEAKER_04: It annoys me though because it it can't fill a slot.
40:22
SPEAKER_04: Or it can fill every slot.
40:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but like I want it to ultimately have I want the answer, and I can't, because it is a little bit of everything, which is fine.
40:30
SPEAKER_05: It's still really pretty.
40:31
SPEAKER_05: I like it.
40:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:32
SPEAKER_05: I like Texas hair.
40:33
SPEAKER_05: It's great.
40:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:34
SPEAKER_05: I love do you like when I'm in black hair?
40:36
SPEAKER_04: In my mind, you have black hair, but I'm trying to think of the times you have worn black hair on the couch.
40:42
SPEAKER_04: Not often.
40:42
SPEAKER_04: The the stock pony with the with the clip on bang, uh the disco hair, right?
40:47
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
40:48
SPEAKER_04: It's one of my favorite wigs.
40:49
SPEAKER_04: And this?
40:49
SPEAKER_04: Is that it?
40:50
SPEAKER_04: Alpha Ba Brades.
40:51
SPEAKER_04: Alpha Babes.
40:52
SPEAKER_04: Patreon, check it out.
40:53
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, check it out on Patreon.
40:54
SPEAKER_04: Check out our Patreon.
40:55
SPEAKER_04: My good friend Alan, his his documentary is coming out.
40:58
SPEAKER_04: Um yeah, it's finally um Is there a carpet to walk?
41:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's uh it's gonna be you on the ground, and we're just gonna step on you over and over and over again.
41:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
41:06
SPEAKER_04: You're the carpet.
41:07
SPEAKER_04: Uh no, but it's finally his movie's finally coming out.
41:10
SPEAKER_05: Congrats to Alan.
41:10
SPEAKER_05: That's been like eight years in the making.
41:12
SPEAKER_05: Eight years in the making.
41:13
SPEAKER_05: That's it.
41:13
SPEAKER_05: Just and just like that plot line.
41:15
SPEAKER_05: There's like an eight, eight years.
41:17
SPEAKER_05: Are you up today on that?
41:18
SPEAKER_05: I am actually.
41:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
41:18
SPEAKER_05: Are you?
41:19
SPEAKER_05: We've got to talk about that.
41:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:20
SPEAKER_04: Um that's how we can get out to year and get it uh but his movie's finally coming out.
41:23
SPEAKER_04: Congrats to Alan.
41:24
SPEAKER_04: And then also, big, big thank you to Alan because he's one of our uh Patreon supporters.
41:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:28
SPEAKER_04: Uh Alan.
41:29
SPEAKER_05: You call them patrons?
41:30
SPEAKER_05: Patron.
41:31
SPEAKER_05: Patron.
41:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
41:32
SPEAKER_05: Like a bar patron?
41:33
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
41:34
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
41:34
SPEAKER_04: I I Congrats.
41:36
SPEAKER_04: To us.
41:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no.
41:38
SPEAKER_04: I was in the middle of trying to say thank you to Alan and Greg, uh, our two, our two first um Patrons.
41:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh, they're really coming forward with those numbers.
41:46
SPEAKER_04: I didn't say they were the only ones, I just said they were the first.
41:48
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
41:48
SPEAKER_05: Uh why are my eyes watering so bad?
41:51
SPEAKER_05: Is my makeup running down my face?
41:52
SPEAKER_04: No.
41:52
SPEAKER_04: His movie On Guard is coming out.
41:54
SPEAKER_04: Um, congrats to him.
41:55
SPEAKER_04: He's a huge, huge, huge supporter and fan of the podcast.
41:57
SPEAKER_04: So check it out.
41:58
SPEAKER_04: It's available to pre-order on iTunes now.
42:01
SPEAKER_04: That's awesome.
42:01
SPEAKER_04: If you want to support us on Patreon, there's plenty of room.
42:06
SPEAKER_04: There's plenty of room for like, come on in.
42:09
SPEAKER_04: Come on in.
42:09
SPEAKER_04: Get your checkbook out.
42:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:11
SPEAKER_04: Get your bill filled out.
42:13
SPEAKER_04: And it's only$3.
42:14
SPEAKER_04: That's a fucking steal.
42:15
SPEAKER_04: Any support our viewers, our friends, our families are giving us is much appreciated.
42:20
SPEAKER_04: And uh do it more.
42:24
SPEAKER_04: I had a nano baby.
42:27
SPEAKER_05: That's gay.
42:27
SPEAKER_04: It was because and it was a hand-me-down for my rich friend Oliver.
42:31
SPEAKER_05: Did you feel gay owning it?
42:32
SPEAKER_05: I felt poor.
42:36
SPEAKER_05: I love when you feel poor.
42:38
SPEAKER_04: I currently do, so you're living.
42:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, something about sorry, I was just leaning down and I saw my big boobs and like a mock turtle, and I was like, I feel like a man in a dress a little bit with like the ball hair.
42:48
SPEAKER_04: We were saying like the shoulder, the blue up top is a little broad.
42:52
SPEAKER_05: It's like uh Yeah, I always look like a linebacker in this because I mean it's a mock cap sleeve, forget it.
42:58
SPEAKER_05: And then add this.
42:59
SPEAKER_05: Who designed this?
43:01
SPEAKER_05: It's like Frankenstein.
43:03
SPEAKER_05: How can we make her look wider?
43:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
43:06
SPEAKER_05: Our girl, who's our girl that we designed for?
43:08
SPEAKER_05: She's a wide girl.
43:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she's she's she likes to widen out.
43:11
SPEAKER_05: She's got cone breasts.
43:12
SPEAKER_05: And I do.
43:13
SPEAKER_05: It's like, who would make this?
43:15
SPEAKER_05: I bought it off the re I I rented it and then I bought it.
43:18
SPEAKER_05: And then I re-rented it and then I bought it.
43:20
SPEAKER_05: So I'm, you know, it's what I deserve.
43:23
SPEAKER_04: Did we have a week in gay?
43:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh, um, Cole won the Tony.
43:26
SPEAKER_04: Cole won the Tony, yeah.
43:27
SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say that.
43:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
43:28
SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
43:30
SPEAKER_04: So so well deserved.
43:31
SPEAKER_04: So well deserved.
43:32
SPEAKER_04: Honestly, like a bright light in the midst of so much darkness in the world.
43:35
SPEAKER_04: Totally.
43:36
SPEAKER_04: Like it felt like the one thing that was like correct.
43:38
SPEAKER_04: And it's so cool that you're a part of that.
43:39
SPEAKER_05: I know it's like we I mean, I know it's a it's a small piece, but it's it's a small piece, but I will take it because it it I agree in that, or I feel cool to even have the tiniest little Again.
43:50
SPEAKER_04: For people who don't remember, Gina did the makeup on Cole for the the cover image, the the promo art of the show.
43:57
SPEAKER_05: Yes, and I installed the wig.
43:58
SPEAKER_05: I didn't style the wig, but I installed it.
43:59
SPEAKER_05: And And then we did a photo series that is available uh in the lobby, I guess.
44:04
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
44:04
SPEAKER_04: You did all of the the I did the hair and makeup for that.
44:07
SPEAKER_04: Like I can say I did the wigs for that.
44:08
SPEAKER_04: So if you've seen O'Mary and you've gone into the lobby and you see all of the uh like historical photos of Cole in past shows, that's all Gina.
44:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:16
SPEAKER_04: It's Cole, but it's Gina, Gina.
44:18
SPEAKER_04: Just my makeup.
44:19
SPEAKER_05: But um so yeah.
44:20
SPEAKER_05: That was so funny because that was sort of where at the time it sounded like an elevated pitch, or I got the elevator pitch.
44:26
SPEAKER_05: It was just this like idea that they were working on.
44:29
SPEAKER_05: I don't even know how solidified it was then.
44:33
SPEAKER_05: And then to see it just go onto win the Tony is like kind of hilarious.
44:38
SPEAKER_05: It's almost like uh like crazy.
44:40
SPEAKER_05: It is crazy.
44:41
SPEAKER_05: What a crazy run.
44:43
SPEAKER_05: So well deserved.
44:44
SPEAKER_04: So well deserved, so cool, so yeah.
44:48
SPEAKER_04: So like so we can optimistic, like it's great.
44:51
SPEAKER_04: Um or just like the fact that something like that is so well received and so beloved is like uh heartening.
45:02
SPEAKER_04: It just like means like there's hope for the rest of us faggots.
45:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's it's so so cool.
45:08
SPEAKER_05: I had I had another week in gay.
45:10
SPEAKER_05: Um, oh well Jenna Bush.
45:12
SPEAKER_05: I was at home, and my my Nana like loves to watch TV.
45:17
SPEAKER_04: She's gotten like so lazy.
45:19
SPEAKER_04: My Grammy used to love she had things on 24-7.
45:22
SPEAKER_04: R.I.P.
45:22
SPEAKER_05: She has a little early onset, but like again, I think I've said this before.
45:25
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, how early is it when you're 89?
45:27
SPEAKER_05: Right?
45:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
45:28
SPEAKER_05: It's like seems like regular onset by now.
45:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
45:30
SPEAKER_05: Uh so she's a little she remembered me last time.
45:34
SPEAKER_05: She did, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:35
SPEAKER_05: She remembers people, like, so she says, but anyway, she's gotten like so lazy in her later life, which is like hilarious.
45:40
SPEAKER_05: It's like the opposite of who she used to be.
45:42
SPEAKER_05: She's addicted to TV.
45:43
SPEAKER_05: She doesn't want to move, she doesn't even want to get dressed.
45:45
SPEAKER_05: It's great.
45:46
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, so she was watching Jenna and Friends.
45:49
SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
45:49
SPEAKER_05: Um, and Jenna Bush got a cunty little bob on camera.
45:56
SPEAKER_05: Oh, on camera.
45:58
SPEAKER_05: Because Leslie Bibb was like the friend of the week.
46:00
SPEAKER_05: Right, right, right, right, right.
46:01
SPEAKER_05: And the same guy that did her Bob for White Lotus did Jenna's.
46:04
SPEAKER_05: My sister got a cunty little bob.
46:05
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, this is because of the trickle-down effect.
46:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:09
SPEAKER_04: I was like, This is because of White Lotus.
46:11
SPEAKER_04: Probably.
46:13
SPEAKER_04: How does it look?
46:14
SPEAKER_04: And why didn't you send me?
46:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:15
SPEAKER_04: Um crazy you didn't send me.
46:17
SPEAKER_04: Because I I saw it in person.
46:18
SPEAKER_04: It wasn't um.
46:19
SPEAKER_04: Did she go AceMatch?
46:20
SPEAKER_04: I don't think so.
46:21
SPEAKER_04: Uh I'm not sure.
46:22
SPEAKER_04: I'll have to have her send some more.
46:24
SPEAKER_05: Well, this guy, he's renowned, he did the Rachel too.
46:26
SPEAKER_05: He said a little blunter is more modern now.
46:29
SPEAKER_05: Less layers.
46:32
SPEAKER_04: I almost asked, I got my haircut today and I almost asked, um What you should do?
46:36
SPEAKER_04: No, I almost asked my my barber.
46:38
SPEAKER_04: I was like, what trends are coming up?
46:40
SPEAKER_04: But then I remembered he's straight and a barber.
46:43
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, I don't uh I don't think he knows.
46:45
SPEAKER_04: I don't think he knows.
46:46
SPEAKER_05: I would have loved you to ask that and him to just quickly give you like a one sent one-word answer.
46:51
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, that that happened to me recently.
46:54
SPEAKER_04: I went and I got like uh a burger at the restaurant near my apartment.
46:58
SPEAKER_04: I wear like a camo hat sometimes.
47:01
SPEAKER_04: The waiter, as I was like checking out, asked me, he's like, Hey, can I ask you something?
47:05
SPEAKER_04: What's up with like the hat?
47:06
SPEAKER_04: I see a lot of people like wearing that.
47:07
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, is that like a thing?
47:08
SPEAKER_04: And I was like it's ironic.
47:11
SPEAKER_04: I just like said it immediately, just and then he was like, and I'm like, it's silly.
47:14
SPEAKER_04: And he was like, Oh, okay.
47:16
SPEAKER_04: Do you feel crazy though when you wear the camo a little?
47:19
SPEAKER_04: Sometimes.
47:20
SPEAKER_04: I literally a year ago, it was like this is fully in like gay guy who goes camping and does techno raves outdoors.
47:28
SPEAKER_04: Even maybe and now it's like now do people think I'm literally a uh crazy Trumper insane person?
47:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they do.
47:35
SPEAKER_04: Um, I really come off that.
47:36
SPEAKER_04: No, I know.
47:37
SPEAKER_05: Um have you ever been peopleing?
47:39
SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no.
47:40
SPEAKER_05: I have once and it was hell in.
47:41
SPEAKER_05: I'm scared of that.
47:42
SPEAKER_05: Oh that's yeah, I don't like guns and like laser tag.
47:44
SPEAKER_05: It's like I don't like guns and they hurt, and I did it for a bachelor party and I hid in the woods and didn't care.
47:49
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I don't it hurts when you get hit with them.
47:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
47:53
SPEAKER_05: But anyways, it was during a time when there was like a ton of um school shootings and whatever.
47:58
SPEAKER_05: Still, like there was a lot of mass shootings going on.
48:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, as always, still going on, unfortunately.
48:03
SPEAKER_05: But the guy like got us in a circle, and I thought he was sort of just like making sense of like us playing with guns.
48:13
SPEAKER_05: He's like, we've been having a lot of gun problems lately.
48:16
SPEAKER_05: Something with the weather, they're just not firing right.
48:20
unknown: Yeah.
48:22
SPEAKER_05: Something with the weather, they're just not going off like they used to be.
48:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I literally he gathered us in a circle.
48:28
SPEAKER_05: I thought for sure I was like, this is the little bit.
48:30
SPEAKER_05: Circle it.
48:30
SPEAKER_05: Like, this is the like gun, you know, gun violence isn't okay.
48:33
SPEAKER_05: What's going on in the world isn't okay.
48:35
SPEAKER_05: To start with, we've been having a lot of gun problems lately.
48:39
SPEAKER_01: They're just not firing like Naishday.
48:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
48:42
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, that's my paintball story.
48:44
SPEAKER_04: We should do paintballing.
48:45
SPEAKER_04: No, we should not.
48:46
SPEAKER_04: You never want to do anything sporty with me.
48:48
SPEAKER_04: You just said you were scared and hiding while you did paintball.
48:51
SPEAKER_04: Why would I want to go do that with you?
48:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but with you, I'd be fucking Rambo.
48:54
SPEAKER_05: I'd be like, I'd literally be like Drag Queen flying.
49:02
SPEAKER_05: But we just got a rocket.
49:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
49:04
SPEAKER_05: Doesn't mean like we're pro war.
49:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
49:07
SPEAKER_05: Just means we like camo.
49:08
SPEAKER_04: Because like when I wear it, like I am literally wearing it ironically.
49:11
SPEAKER_04: It's like I have never hunted.
49:12
SPEAKER_04: I don't believe in war.
49:15
SPEAKER_05: Shooting animals in the head.
49:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
49:16
SPEAKER_05: Me either.
49:17
SPEAKER_04: With a bow and arrow, but give me a machine gun and I'm all for it.
49:19
SPEAKER_04: Um you should wear a bow and arrow like headband.
49:21
SPEAKER_04: Dude, my head, that's funny.
49:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
49:23
SPEAKER_04: Should I get that?
49:25
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of cool.
49:26
SPEAKER_04: Kinda.
49:28
SPEAKER_04: That and the Mickey Mouse.
49:29
SPEAKER_04: Write that down.
49:30
SPEAKER_05: And uh Belle with her hair down.
49:33
SPEAKER_05: If you get Belle with her hair down, you are you're in trouble.
49:38
SPEAKER_05: You need to change your sheets.
49:40
SPEAKER_05: I just know it.
49:42
SPEAKER_05: I know there's kibble in there.
49:44
SPEAKER_04: I need to change my sheets.
49:45
SPEAKER_05: Kibble poops.
49:46
SPEAKER_05: How often do you change your sheets?
49:47
SPEAKER_05: You don't want to know.
49:48
SPEAKER_05: You don't want to know.
49:50
SPEAKER_05: I bet I'm worse.
49:50
SPEAKER_05: I'm nasty.
49:51
SPEAKER_05: I'm the fucking pig now.
49:53
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's why it's crust punk and steampunk.
49:55
SPEAKER_05: I'm crust.
49:57
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
49:58
SPEAKER_04: You're crust punk.
49:59
SPEAKER_04: I'm steampunk.
50:00
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
50:01
SPEAKER_05: And then our guests don't think.
50:02
SPEAKER_05: They thought it was the other way around.
50:04
SPEAKER_05: Well, because of drag, it's like I think, yeah, the fabulosity of steampunk.
50:08
SPEAKER_05: Fabulosity?
50:09
SPEAKER_05: It's reminded me of the fa uh the fabulous life of Kamura.
50:14
SPEAKER_05: Life in the Fab Lane.
50:15
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:16
SPEAKER_05: I wanted her on Beverly Hills, but we got Rachel Zoe and I'll take it.
50:19
SPEAKER_05: I think that's a great casting choice.
50:20
SPEAKER_05: That's cool.
50:21
SPEAKER_05: But I we just need another Bravo Queen, an OG Bravo Queen, which was Kamura.
50:27
SPEAKER_05: Don't you think that she'd be so fun?
50:28
SPEAKER_04: Um, well, should we take a break and try and refocus and be less uh trauma trauma dumping and trauma-driven cooler?
50:35
SPEAKER_04: Cooler and funnier.
50:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
50:36
SPEAKER_05: We'll take a little break and we'll be right back.
50:38
SPEAKER_05: And I will find my bracelets.
50:47
SPEAKER_04: I forgot I had I had uh other problems or uh another problem.
50:52
SPEAKER_04: Well, I accidentally sexted the group chat.
50:56
SPEAKER_05: Oh, that was amazing.
50:58
SPEAKER_05: I'm so mad I missed that.
50:59
SPEAKER_04: That could have been so much worse, but it was only just funny, thankful, thankfully.
51:05
SPEAKER_04: What was it again?
51:06
SPEAKER_04: Andrew and I messaged each other like dumb, like gay memes, and like he either had sent me something, or I guess I was trying to send something to him, and it was like Fat Hog Friday.
51:14
SPEAKER_04: I have a fat hog.
51:15
SPEAKER_04: I'm just walking around here with my fat hog with some like dumb gay video.
51:18
SPEAKER_04: And I somehow send it to him, and I send it to our group chat with Nick and Claire.
51:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, he did.
51:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
51:25
SPEAKER_05: Crazy.
51:26
SPEAKER_04: So it was like, what did I what the fuck did I?
51:27
SPEAKER_05: I don't know what I did.
51:28
SPEAKER_05: I like I'm obsessed.
51:30
SPEAKER_05: I love to see you um sweat.
51:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, I don't Because you rarely do.
51:34
SPEAKER_05: I never have.
51:35
SPEAKER_04: I really I really, really, really have never gotten my streams crossed like that.
51:41
SPEAKER_04: And you rarely do either, but you you've done it once.
51:45
SPEAKER_04: No, with um uh catty stuff.
51:47
SPEAKER_04: One time I did it so bad.
51:49
SPEAKER_05: I did it to Misha and I texted Misha about talking shit about Misha.
51:55
SPEAKER_05: Because you're both in my phone.
51:56
SPEAKER_05: It's Misha FAV and Mike FAV.
51:59
SPEAKER_05: It's hard, but I really learned my lesson.
52:01
SPEAKER_05: And then I was like, it's just fodder.
52:04
SPEAKER_05: Like, again, I say that exact line for everything.
52:08
SPEAKER_05: But uh I was able to smooth that one over quick.
52:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that was fine.
52:10
SPEAKER_05: Although, did we wind up crying that night?
52:12
SPEAKER_05: I went through a crying phase.
52:14
SPEAKER_05: You still do.
52:16
SPEAKER_05: It only took me long enough.
52:18
SPEAKER_05: See, to me, I'm not a cryer.
52:19
SPEAKER_05: I'm like the robot who can't cry, but I cry a lot.
52:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
52:22
SPEAKER_04: Wait, did we did we talk about what we added to our merch line on the pod yet?
52:26
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
52:27
SPEAKER_04: Um a doll.
52:28
SPEAKER_05: We decided to come out with a was it a genod doll or just a doll?
52:30
SPEAKER_05: It's just a doll, a baby doll.
52:32
SPEAKER_05: A baby doll that goes, I'm manic.
52:34
SPEAKER_04: I think you I don't think she has a holster, and then you squeeze her.
52:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
52:37
SPEAKER_07: I'm manic.
52:39
SPEAKER_07: I'm manic.
52:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, coming soon.
52:41
SPEAKER_04: What else is there on our merch list?
52:43
SPEAKER_04: So we have a speedo.
52:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
52:45
SPEAKER_05: Classic speedo.
52:46
SPEAKER_05: That's the only thing that's like real merch.
52:47
SPEAKER_04: Right.
52:48
SPEAKER_04: We have a speedo.
52:48
SPEAKER_04: We have a nightstand.
52:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
52:50
SPEAKER_04: And we have And it's painted wood, unfortunately.
52:52
SPEAKER_04: I think it's vinyl wrapped.
52:54
unknown: Wow.
52:54
SPEAKER_04: I think it's like uh actually, yeah, you're right.
52:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:57
SPEAKER_04: Um, like glossy vinyl wrapped.
52:59
SPEAKER_04: Um a full nightstand.
53:00
SPEAKER_04: And it has a draw.
53:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:02
SPEAKER_04: And uh and then the I'm manic doll.
53:04
SPEAKER_07: I'm manic.
53:05
SPEAKER_04: We're forgetting one other thing.
53:07
SPEAKER_04: I it you used to be like a candle or something.
53:09
SPEAKER_04: It was like a coloring book.
53:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
53:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh, the Gina coloring book where I'm a milkman or mailman.
53:14
SPEAKER_04: Both.
53:14
SPEAKER_04: That feels that feels a little too real, too, you know.
53:17
SPEAKER_04: Like people have made fucking stupid ass adult coloring books.
53:20
SPEAKER_05: Not really until Trixie did it.
53:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, fucking fucking um but wait though, Jenna Bush's haircut really quick, they didn't show you the final cut.
53:26
SPEAKER_05: You had to tune in the next day.
53:27
SPEAKER_05: So I fucking, as someone who doesn't watch Jenna and Friends, was left hanging.
53:32
SPEAKER_05: On like what are you?
53:33
SPEAKER_05: Is that on like ABC?
53:34
SPEAKER_05: Like, what is that even on?
53:35
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
53:36
SPEAKER_05: I should I should ask my nana.
53:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
53:37
SPEAKER_05: She won't remember.
53:39
SPEAKER_05: I gave her a hot dog the other day for lunch.
53:41
SPEAKER_05: For ra raw.
53:41
SPEAKER_05: My mom was like, microwave a hot dog for your nana.
53:44
SPEAKER_05: I was like, this is bleak.
53:46
SPEAKER_05: She loved it.
53:47
SPEAKER_05: Well, old people just then I got the pillow and was like, just don't kill your nana.
53:52
SPEAKER_04: She asked me.
53:53
SPEAKER_04: They turn back into babies.
53:54
SPEAKER_04: It's like they don't want to eat anything.
53:56
SPEAKER_04: Right.
53:57
SPEAKER_05: She's still like anorexic.
53:59
SPEAKER_05: Honey, the eating disorder starts at the top.
54:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah for every crazy in my family.
54:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
54:04
SPEAKER_05: So she doesn't eat.
54:06
SPEAKER_05: If she could have it her way, it'd be a spoonful of she's always like, last half of that.
54:11
SPEAKER_05: Half a hot dog?
54:12
SPEAKER_05: She's like, no, quarter hot dog.
54:15
SPEAKER_05: If it's a dog.
54:15
SPEAKER_05: She's like a hot dog coin.
54:16
SPEAKER_05: Just one.
54:17
SPEAKER_05: A hot dog coin.
54:18
SPEAKER_05: That's my pee-pee.
54:19
SPEAKER_05: You pay for things of hot dog coins.
54:22
SPEAKER_05: Remember my locker room problem?
54:23
SPEAKER_05: Oh god.
54:24
SPEAKER_05: You can't say that.
54:25
SPEAKER_05: I can't.
54:25
SPEAKER_05: I literally can't.
54:27
SPEAKER_05: We need to talk about it in just like that.
54:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
54:30
SPEAKER_05: What about I also have written down Pink singing with reporter on her belly.
54:35
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
54:36
SPEAKER_05: I sent that to you.
54:37
SPEAKER_05: One of my favorite clips of all time.
54:39
SPEAKER_05: Have you had you not seen that?
54:42
SPEAKER_05: No.
54:42
SPEAKER_05: You have to watch the entire, it's a CBS morning, Sunday morning segment.
54:47
SPEAKER_05: With more context, it's even funnier because like she's with this like reporter and the whole way throughout a series of interviews.
54:55
SPEAKER_05: And then it just kind of jump cuts to her, the reporter that she's been working with, standing on her belly and her singing.
55:03
SPEAKER_05: She sounds amazing though.
55:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but it's like, why does she need to be like, hey, can you get on my belly?
55:09
SPEAKER_04: I guess it's like to prove that she has the physical, like core strength to do all of her fucking stunts while she's singing.
55:16
SPEAKER_04: One of my favorite belting her songs.
55:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:18
SPEAKER_05: Because like the way it kind of like cuts in is like comedic.
55:21
unknown: Yeah.
55:22
SPEAKER_05: And the reporter's like, you haven't got okay.
55:24
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, I'll get up.
55:25
SPEAKER_05: And then and she's like, it's okay.
55:28
SPEAKER_05: And then additionally, I'm sleeping.
55:30
SPEAKER_04: And it's like, oh my god.
55:31
SPEAKER_05: Her song choice additionally is comedy.
55:34
SPEAKER_05: It's so good.
55:35
SPEAKER_05: Just have a truck run over you.
55:37
SPEAKER_05: She should.
55:37
SPEAKER_05: She can't for like survive.
55:39
SPEAKER_02: She'll, yeah.
55:40
SPEAKER_05: She'll sing a cappella.
55:43
SPEAKER_05: As I fucking run and now as I run an 18-wheeler over her head.
55:48
SPEAKER_05: She's like, Party crasher, panty snatcher.
55:50
SPEAKER_05: We're all gonna get in a fight.
55:52
SPEAKER_05: That's her last word.
55:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
55:54
SPEAKER_05: It's not her last word.
55:55
SPEAKER_05: Mine.
55:56
SPEAKER_05: She survived.
55:57
SPEAKER_05: When I drive an 18-wheeler over her skull.
55:59
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
56:00
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
56:00
SPEAKER_05: She's strong enough to get through that.
56:02
SPEAKER_05: She trained for that.
56:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it just cuts her hair even shorter.
56:06
SPEAKER_05: And just like that.
56:07
SPEAKER_04: That show, I'm here for it.
56:09
SPEAKER_04: It's finally like coherent.
56:11
SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna say good.
56:12
SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna say good, but I'm gonna say it's like making a sense, a kind of sense.
56:18
SPEAKER_04: It's it still doesn't make sense.
56:20
SPEAKER_04: Because they're in the streets, and have no no no no no.
56:23
SPEAKER_04: It doesn't, it doesn't make any sense that the show even exists.
56:25
SPEAKER_04: There's no story that anyone is experiencing or playing out that needs to be seen by an audience.
56:30
SPEAKER_04: But that all being said, at least within the logic of the show, the things that are happening are coherent.
56:37
SPEAKER_05: I guess they've sort of hit their stride.
56:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
56:40
SPEAKER_05: It's the worst writing ever.
56:42
SPEAKER_05: Like I actually like it's it's we'd love it.
56:45
SPEAKER_05: It's better than it was.
56:46
SPEAKER_05: I guess it's better, but I want to be in that room.
56:48
SPEAKER_05: I think I could contribute in a positive way.
56:51
SPEAKER_05: Maybe.
56:52
SPEAKER_05: I think I think I could contribute positive change.
56:54
SPEAKER_04: But like, what do they want?
56:55
SPEAKER_04: That's what I that's what I really want to.
56:57
SPEAKER_04: I was laughing to myself thinking that like that Che Diaz was like invented by SJP.
57:01
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
57:01
SPEAKER_04: That it was like completely her idea.
57:03
SPEAKER_05: But I also I also love that Che is the most hated character in like TV history.
57:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
57:06
SPEAKER_05: But you know who's the most like no one has cared less about a character in television history than Seema.
57:12
SPEAKER_05: No one cares about Sima.
57:14
SPEAKER_05: Well, she's a horrendous actor.
57:16
SPEAKER_05: Hold on.
57:16
SPEAKER_04: You know, you know, they who they care less about is Lisa.
57:20
SPEAKER_04: The other yeah, Lisa.
57:22
SPEAKER_04: At least she has I was about to say, do we even know her name?
57:24
SPEAKER_04: And I because I don't.
57:25
SPEAKER_04: I was like It's like L VP.
57:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's L L V M H.
57:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
57:30
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
57:30
SPEAKER_04: It's actually such a shame that Seema's character, all of her storylines are just what Samantha would be doing, more or less.
57:38
SPEAKER_04: And then randomly we just have two Charlotte's now.
57:41
SPEAKER_04: It's like Lisa's character is just Charlotte.
57:44
SPEAKER_04: Like everything that Lisa is doing, like her documentary, like that could easily have been where Charlotte's character went.
57:50
SPEAKER_04: So instead, they just like Charlotte is literally doing nothing.
57:53
SPEAKER_04: I guess she like works at the gallery again or something, but we haven't gotten there yet.
57:56
SPEAKER_05: She's gotten worse at acting in a shocking twist of events.
57:58
SPEAKER_05: Somehow Kristen Davis has gotten worse at acting.
58:00
SPEAKER_05: It's crazy because like she does a lot of interviews, obviously.
58:04
SPEAKER_05: She has a podcast now, like called Are You a Charlotte?
58:06
SPEAKER_05: And you see her just talk about the show in a normal way, coherent, intelligent way, like in a relaxed sort of human way.
58:13
SPEAKER_05: And then they call action and she's like Harry I guess it's a choice.
58:19
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
58:20
SPEAKER_05: Maybe she's no rock.
58:27
SPEAKER_05: Rock is amazing.
58:28
SPEAKER_05: Rock needs a spin-off.
58:29
SPEAKER_05: Get Seema far, far away.
58:30
SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, it's a no.
58:31
SPEAKER_05: She doesn't have the chops.
58:32
SPEAKER_05: She has the bow out, she doesn't have the chops.
58:34
SPEAKER_05: Sorry about it.
58:35
SPEAKER_05: Get her gone.
58:35
SPEAKER_05: I just want for her.
58:36
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
58:37
SPEAKER_05: She's attractive?
58:38
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
58:38
SPEAKER_04: I think she's uh kind of saucy and like we need that character in the show.
58:43
SPEAKER_04: The fun one.
58:43
SPEAKER_04: The fun one, the strong one, the confident one.
58:45
SPEAKER_05: The Lisa, no one cares about her and her fake documentary.
58:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
58:48
SPEAKER_05: But at least she uh at least she can act so like she can be like something she can like handle the bad writing.
58:55
unknown: Yeah.
58:55
SPEAKER_05: You have to be able to handle the bad writing.
58:57
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
58:57
SPEAKER_05: And the only people that are doing it are obviously our girl SJP and Miranda.
59:02
SPEAKER_05: Mm-hmm.
59:02
SPEAKER_05: Mm-hmm.
59:02
SPEAKER_05: Synth.
59:03
SPEAKER_05: Synth Nicks can pull it off.
59:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
59:05
SPEAKER_05: And actually, like, I love that.
59:07
SPEAKER_05: It makes so much sense that she's lesbian.
59:09
unknown: Yeah.
59:09
SPEAKER_05: Like I think that's a great character to develop.
59:11
SPEAKER_04: And I actually, I thought, so you saw the what you're caught up?
59:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I saw the tableside guac crush.
59:17
SPEAKER_04: No, but the the rosy lesbian nun thing.
59:20
SPEAKER_04: Like that.
59:21
SPEAKER_04: Wait, are you caught up?
59:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
59:22
SPEAKER_04: Three episodes?
59:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:23
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
59:23
SPEAKER_04: To me, that felt like so cozily familiar.
59:27
SPEAKER_04: Like I just had sex with a nun.
59:29
SPEAKER_04: Like, you know what I mean?
59:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
59:30
SPEAKER_04: It was like that kind of like that patter, the way they delivered the line.
59:33
SPEAKER_04: It's a little sitcom.
59:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, totally, but it was completely like of the form that we're that we're used to.
59:38
SPEAKER_05: And I can't help tell if that's the problem.
59:40
SPEAKER_05: To me, sometimes I'm like, is the problem because they're trying to capture the essence of the form or like what it was, that that tone, that sitcom-y tone, and it's just not relevant right now.
59:50
SPEAKER_04: What are we trying to say, period?
59:51
SPEAKER_04: Like, what is this storyline?
59:52
SPEAKER_04: Like this like fabulous rich woman has become more fabulous and rich and is like alone but cool with it.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_04: Like, who is that for?
1:00:02
SPEAKER_04: I I know we're probably gonna get an arc, like something's gonna happen this season between her and Aiden, something's gonna change.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_04: I want Aiden out of there.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_04: I don't understand what the appeal is going on there.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_05: Like no one in the history of mankind would ever get into a long distance relationship at six days.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_04: There is no there is no writing reason why they have done that.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_04: There must be something behind the scenes where they can't have him the whole season.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_04: I don't think so.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_04: That's like that.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_04: I think they just think it's interesting.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_04: He's available.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_04: What the hell is he doing?
1:00:32
SPEAKER_04: I have no clue, but there there is there must be something preventing them from just having it be a full-time boyfriend.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_05: I think it was writing in the option in case she wanted to date someone else if they opened things up or whatever.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_05: Like, I think they were like, let's leave him nearby.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_05: Because you want to see Kerry date and like fuck around and figure it out.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_05: It's just so weird.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_05: I've always hated Aiden and I hate that actor.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_05: It's a no.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_05: I'd rather see is it her publisher or editor?
1:01:00
SPEAKER_05: I think she should be one of the girls holding an apple.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_05: You know?
1:01:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_05: In the story, I'm like, that's interesting to me because I'm like, she's funny and like Wait, what episode was she then?
1:01:09
SPEAKER_05: She's in it, like she she pops up every so often.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_05: Oh, from like last season?
1:01:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she's been in this season too.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_05: When Carrie was like, I'm writing a weird pervy romance novel from like the one more Elizabethan.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_04: But is that the third episode of the fourth episode?
1:01:21
SPEAKER_05: There's only three out.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_04: Oh, did I see the third?
1:01:22
SPEAKER_04: Maybe I maybe.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_04: I feel like you're missing three.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_05: Which I'm mad because there was some good.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_05: Did you see the fake young Carrie throw her phone?
1:01:28
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, no.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_04: I missed it.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_05: That was really needed to talk about.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_05: So you know the young Carrie that she like, again, would never in a million years keep up with, but she like Oh, no, no, that I did see that.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_04: You said young Carrie, I thought you meant like a flashback.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_04: You're talking about fucking like JD or whoever the fuck.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_05: Jewelry maker.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_05: And she's like, Did you see that scene?
1:01:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_05: It was so bad.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_05: The writing was horrible.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_05: How it segued into like, I don't know, it segued into her talking about like a guy because Carrie said like something, one word.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_05: Then she was like, now I'm getting hyphy.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_07: I'm getting mad.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_07: Now I'm getting angry.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_05: Duranda.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_05: Uh and so she accidentally flings her phone across a bar and decides to not go get it.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_05: I was for about an hour.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_04: I was like, that's crazy.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_04: She's like, I'm done with it.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_04: I'm done with phones.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_04: I'm not doing it.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_05: I could use the break, actually.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_05: It's like, get your phone, you freak.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_05: That would never happen.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_05: That's so just like corny bad writing.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_05: To be like, they continue to talk.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_04: Even though her phone flew across the ceiling.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_04: And then a guy comes up and is like, who the fuck just did that to me?
1:02:31
SPEAKER_04: Who can I buy a drink for?
1:02:32
SPEAKER_04: But I was like, the show should have been like, then Carrie should have like fucked that guy and stolen it from the younger girl and been like, that's how you do it, sweetheart, or something.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_04: But Carrie would never do that.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_04: But it's like, that's someone should have done that.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
1:02:44
SPEAKER_04: It's like, I hope that's the last time we see jewelry girl.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_04: There's no reason.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_04: Get her out.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_04: There is no reason for her to exist.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_05: She has Carrie's like old apartment.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_05: Like she makes jewelry.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_05: She was robbed.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_05: It sucks.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_05: Go get your phone.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_05: Go get your prepay Nokia, bitch.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_05: And then the tableside guac.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_05: Like the that's like crazy.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_05: I kind of liked the tableside guac.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_05: It's fun.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_05: But like, I don't know.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_05: Uh did you like Rosie?
1:03:18
SPEAKER_05: I did actually.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_04: I wanted her to come back.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_04: I feel like she might come back for one more episode or something.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_04: It felt like a bottle app.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_04: I felt like there was a little bit more there, but I didn't mind that.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_04: I liked it as a guest star kind of thing.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_05: But I'll never stop watching.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_04: Good.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_04: Uh someone has to.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_04: No, I thought to me it felt like the last the first two seasons, it was like they were trying to consciously get away from the old one.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_04: Old format.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_04: So I I think them leaning back on the old format feels comfortable and familiar and functional and successful.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_04: So maybe they can thread the needle and it can be a little bit of both as we move forward.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_04: But oh, did you see that uh Hot Guys Bakery was like actually doing like a real or like an IRL promotion where you could like get free bread?
1:04:00
SPEAKER_05: I I have nothing to say about that.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_05: I just hate Anthony.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_05: The wrong gay died.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry.
1:04:06
unknown: Oh my god.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_05: That's really crazy.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_05: I didn't mean that actually.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_05: I forgot it was a real death.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_05: Uh all right.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_05: He didn't die.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_05: He went to he went to live in a monastery.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_04: He died in real life.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_04: No, he died in real life, but he didn't die in the show.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_04: I hate Anthony.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_04: Why?
1:04:22
SPEAKER_05: I just think it's just so I don't know.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_05: Low-hanging fruit, one no, and it's like big penis boyfriend.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_04: That was crazy.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_05: That was like that was And he's like a fake Italian or something, or it doesn't seem it's like, is he French or is he Italian?
1:04:36
SPEAKER_04: He well, he they they were like, speak Italian in this episode so we can prove that you're Italian, but it sounds like his speaking voice is a fake Italian accent.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_04: Like he speaks fluent Italian or whatever.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_04: I I get what you're saying.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_04: It's a little bit like 90s, 2000s stereotypical gay guy.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_04: Also, as like a counterpoint to the t the stereotypical gay guy that Stanford was, too.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_04: He was like he was like the he was like the raving queen and Stanford was more of like the Nebish queen.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_05: So it was like But Stanford was more nuanced for sure.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_05: I I guess.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_05: I think so.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_05: In terms of like at least I don't know, he had an opinion that felt like oh Anthony doesn't, but you can guess it before it's out of his mouth.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_05: Maybe he's just ugly and I'm afraid I'm him.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_05: You know, I think I've talked about this in the past.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I think I'm like homophobic towards Anthony because I'm like, am I Anthony?
1:05:19
SPEAKER_04: You're not Anthony, don't worry.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_04: You're Antonino.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_05: That's my biggest fear.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_04: Um But I'm I'm excited to tune back in and keep watching.
1:05:25
SPEAKER_04: I'm actually for for once the first two seasons were I I don't I don't think I watched everything, and also I couldn't.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_04: It was just too too bad.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_05: They should bring back Che Diaz's like trans um pet shop owner boss.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_05: She was cool.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_05: Get her back on.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_05: Get her on the pod.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_05: Get Chey Diaz on the VAD.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_05: The best thing we got out of the series is the phrase comedy concert.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_05: Seriously, to this day.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_04: We should put on a comedy concert.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_05: We really should.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_05: We should, actually.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_05: I think about comedy concert every day in my life.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_05: I can't, I don't understand.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_05: Because no one ever knows if it was a joke or not.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_04: And I don't think it was.
1:05:59
SPEAKER_04: I don't.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_04: Think it was, but how could that have like not have been there aren't they all executive producers now?
1:06:05
SPEAKER_04: Like, couldn't one of them been like, I don't think that's the right uh line.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_04: Can we like change that?
1:06:09
SPEAKER_04: Everyone but Kristen Davis because she can't act yet, so she's not there.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_04: But Sima is yeah, Sima.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_04: Seema needs to, I don't know.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_04: I well, see, that's the thing.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_04: It's like that's why it bums me out because I I just imagine Samantha in that role.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_04: Because the last episode, it was like she was getting taken on her boyfriend's work day.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_04: Oh credit.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, her getting set up with uh a matchmaker, Sherry O'Terry, Sherry Goat Terry.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_04: Uh so it was so amazing to see her.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_04: I don't know, she just she killed.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_04: She killed her series regular, literally amazing.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_04: I was like, bring her back.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_04: I want to see Sherry O'Terry in like a drama about house the real housewives.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_04: Like I want like a like a movie, like a fictional movie verse where she's one of the they are, yeah, yeah.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_05: Um because like Jay Law is like a huge part of it, right?
1:06:58
SPEAKER_04: Which maybe it'll be good, but she's got more tolerable.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_04: Cindy Chirkov, that's her name on the uh the Cherkov experience.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_05: Cindy Chirkov.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_04: But I was like, can't you imagine that scene with Samantha?
1:07:08
SPEAKER_04: Like Samantha Smith is gone, she's still not settled down, she can't find a date, so she gets set up and she's working in some new company, and then and then her boss sits her up with the matchmaker.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_04: It's such a such a Samantha storyline where it's like you're a hard woman who can't be tamed, but you're gonna have to learn the ropes.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_05: But Samantha like conquered men and like was successful with men.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_05: That's the difference.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_05: Like Sima can't seem to like get anything right with a guy.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_04: Well, we just don't know her, you know what I mean?
1:07:35
SPEAKER_04: So it's like we just don't like everything they're telling us, we're learning in real time.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_04: Where it's like, if you say so, like sure.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sure.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_05: Sounds good.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_04: Basically, yeah.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_04: What'd you think about the giant hat?
1:07:48
SPEAKER_05: Offensive.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that was that was offensive to our intelligence.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_04: That was uh Yeah.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_05: It never used to be like that.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_05: It was like really, I don't know.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_05: The fashion became its own caricature over the years, which tends to have.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_05: Not the character.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_05: City is the feel like that feel definitely like went cuckoo banan.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_05: Kooks banan, like in the movies, like it got stupid.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_05: But like when it became about the fashion, it kind of got stupid.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_05: Right, I agree.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_05: But about the show and character was like a quiet kind of like thing in the background that was cool and like gritty or like mixed in with sweetwear.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_04: There's an elevated version of styling.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_04: It was like how you know, it was taking actual like women's street fashion plus high fashion and vintage and vintage and combining it and making it for TV.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_04: So it was clicked up a couple notches, but like Carrie would never wear that fucking hat.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_05: That hat, no one would wear that hat.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_05: That is crazy.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_05: And I know Carrie, I mean, I know SJP is always like are pushing for crazy hats, and that's like a point of contention between her and Michael Patrick King.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_05: Don't ask how I know that.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_05: But it is.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_05: I swear, I'm pretty sure like they they've got buttons over hats.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_05: There's a famous hat scene that he like forced her to take off.
1:09:01
SPEAKER_05: Amazing.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_05: After they like sourced it for blah, blah, blah, forever.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they have they have hat contention.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_05: Good.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_05: He let that one go.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_05: He let that one flash.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_04: If that's what got through, he must have beaten down something monstrous.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_04: It was She was like, You can you gotta give me this if you're gonna A deflated hot air balloon, a picnic blanket.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, blue.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_04: Uh blue into her face.
1:09:26
SPEAKER_04: Hidiosa.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_04: That is that was Hidiosa.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_04: Offensive.
1:09:29
SPEAKER_04: Capital H Hidiosa T M.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_04: That was insane.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_04: Did you like the CGI rats?
1:09:34
SPEAKER_04: Uh I'm like, all signs are pointing to you, you're not up to date.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_05: I know, I am.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_05: I am up to date.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_04: Also, because it's like now there's the new Gardner uh love intrusion.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_05: I thought this was for Carrie, but it's Sima, it's leading Sima.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_05: No, I hope not.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, don't you remember at the end?
1:09:48
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, when what state did you watch this in?
1:09:51
SPEAKER_04: Half asleep, probably.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_04: No, probably.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_04: Was it the preview with Seema?
1:09:56
SPEAKER_04: Maybe you're thinking of the preview.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_04: No.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_04: She rolls up at the end or with the guy?
1:09:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she like picks up Carrie and they have a moment and it's like set up that they're gonna be a thing.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_05: It's like Oh, you I didn't interpret it that way.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_04: Oh, well, no, no, you're right.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_04: Because I was like, oh, maybe they're gonna be competing for him.
1:10:09
SPEAKER_04: That'd be great.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_04: Because it means um Aiden's out of here.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_04: I was like, God, I was like, Carrie should get railed by this hot gardener.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_04: He is hot.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_04: But he was annoying though.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_04: The show has like a weird relationship with like wealth and fabulousness because it wants to keep Carrie relatable and sort of like an everywoman, but she has like constantly like graduated to greater and greater heights of privilege.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_04: Literally, it's out of control.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_04: There's no there's no way, there is no woman on earth who lives in New York in that house, on that street, who like doesn't know exactly what she wants in her garden.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_04: You know, you know what I mean?
1:10:49
SPEAKER_04: It's like right.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_04: No one fails a apartment is gorgeous.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_04: I get why she's writing fucking erotic fanfiction about it.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_05: It's just like how they're gonna be for.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, geez, Louise.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_05: But she keeps like saying that like it's Aiden's house too.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_05: Like he's put money down, and that just means he's gonna be around.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_05: But he's they're gonna have a little hiccup.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_05: They might go open, she might, you know, suck a day, but then they'll end up together.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_04: It seems like she's gonna be going down to Virginia next, I think, right?
1:11:19
SPEAKER_05: Here's hoping.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_05: For some reason, I just uh my mind went to um Zoe Daldana Screaming Mommy.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_05: What award show was that?
1:11:28
SPEAKER_05: Uh the Oscars?
1:11:30
SPEAKER_05: What the fuck was that?
1:11:37
SPEAKER_04: You don't have to.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_04: She won Best Supporting Actor for uh Amelia Perez.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_04: Put a little clip of that in here.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_02: Cause like, what the hell was that?
1:11:58
SPEAKER_02: That was actually you asylum worthy.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_02: Well, you he's like, mommy.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_05: It's that insane.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_05: That's why.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_05: She sort of like looks to his camera off to the side to say, like, mommy, but it goes crazy.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_02: It's really, really, really, really scary and weird.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's it.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_02: I think it's up.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_02: It's like you're breathing in.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, are you okay?
1:12:37
SPEAKER_03: You won.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_03: You won.
1:12:40
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm waking her up because she like a got scared.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's really confusing.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_03: Do yourself a favor today, look that up.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_04: You know, they after after this Oscars, they made they made it a rule that the Oscar voters have to watch all the films they're voting for.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_04: That should be a given.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_04: Right.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_04: That tells you in 2024, 2025, they just made it a rule to you gotta watch the book.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_04: So what do you want if you were on the like in the academy?
1:13:09
SPEAKER_04: They don't care.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_05: Cershan Dunce does.
1:13:11
SPEAKER_05: Cursion?
1:13:12
SPEAKER_05: Cersan Dunce.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_05: I'm sure she's watching.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_05: She does.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_05: She does.
1:13:16
SPEAKER_05: She's like, I did.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_05: I'm a part of the academy.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_05: She's like, and I did vote for Zoe.
1:13:22
unknown: Mommy.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_05: That's amazing.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_05: No one's been more frightened than me.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_05: Frightened by their win.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I did have a different week in gay that I didn't say.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_05: Oh, what?
1:13:36
SPEAKER_05: I was doing an event at 1896 and it was like a Sol de Janeiro product launch for like Bahamaha arm lotion.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_05: I have it.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_04: Specifically for arms.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_05: Specifically for farms.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_05: Uh and a samba dancer asked me, uh, ow.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_05: Oh, right.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_05: I've yet to.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_05: Why not?
1:13:56
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_05: He's cute.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_05: I was eyeing him the whole samba.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_05: And he was like, that happened.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_05: And then someone gave me beads.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_05: It was this gay guy who was, I don't know, I don't know if he was a PA.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_05: He gave you beads?
1:14:12
SPEAKER_05: He gave like we started flirting at the very, very end.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_05: I wasn't interested, but he was just giving me eyes and shark circling, and I was like, okay.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_05: And then, but I love to flirt.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_05: I love to be such a tease.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_05: It's like out of boredom.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_05: You do a lot of stuff out of boredom.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_05: So he um gave me beads on my wrist and told me I had pretty eyes when he left.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_05: He gave me a bracelet.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I wonder if you regret doing that.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_05: Like the second, you know, when you make a weird choice.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_05: But of course, like when I hear whenever when anyone tells me I have pretty eyes, I'm like, you're like, forget it.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_05: Do whatever you want to me.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_05: But he put a little stretch, like it was stretchy and crappy.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_04: And probably from the event.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_04: Or he had a stack of them ready to go.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna give this.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_04: I'm just gonna, you know what?
1:14:57
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna give him a little present.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_04: I'm just gonna beats.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna beat him.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_04: Wild.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_04: That is kind of wild.
1:15:04
SPEAKER_04: What is wrong with losers?
1:15:06
SPEAKER_04: We should know.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_04: We should know.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_04: But also it's like, what's wrong with you for immediately like receiving that and being like Wait, is that is that a good No, like that.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_04: So I mean, like, yes, it's maybe a little cheesy, but you're like, what is wrong with this person as opposed to being like No.
1:15:22
SPEAKER_05: If someone like if you just had a small talk and then they go to say goodbye and said, I wanted to give you this.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_05: You have really pretty eyes.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_05: I mean, I would I'd be like, that's a lot to think about.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:15:34
SPEAKER_04: And then they leave forever.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_04: Oh well then I mean uh didn't get digits, didn't give nothing.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_04: He's like, and I don't want to give my number.
1:15:40
SPEAKER_04: I'm just wanting to create this bracelet.
1:15:42
SPEAKER_04: He just was trying to get rid of a bracelet.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_05: And I again I throw them all off at the back of his head.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_05: It's a whole fucking bin of loose beads.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_05: That scary movie.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_05: Scary movie three.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_05: When they leave the classroom, they just include a shot of like a suggested kit or like, yeah, off camera, a whole bin of crayons hits the door.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_05: It's amazing.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_05: It's genius.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_05: Wait, I was saying that it's a kid.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_04: I was thinking today because I woke up and my face felt so droopy.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_05: I was Yeah, I was like, I'm fat and um pimply.
1:16:12
SPEAKER_05: Fat and pimply, and I was like, I'm drooping droopy.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_04: And I feel like I I look like ghost face, but from the scary movies where he's like exact like when he's high and he's like exaggerated, like banana curve eyes.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_04: Like you know what I mean?
1:16:23
SPEAKER_04: Like but it's like that is how I feel like heavy curved eye skin drooping and dropping.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_05: I want to know what stem cells you're eating because you used to have a little like Botox problem, or like you really like love to go.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_05: I went quarterly, yeah.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_05: Quarterly is a lot, well, but you're maintaining somehow.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, something isn't being told trauma.
1:16:46
SPEAKER_05: It's trauma.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_05: I haven't even moisturizing, it looks good.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_04: It's like I'm not eating and I'm not sleeping, so my skin is dry and and tight.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_04: Like, honey, it's working.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_04: Except for the droop, except for the droop factor.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_04: So you should become a sonar, maybe.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_04: I'm always toying with the idea and I'm never pulling the trigger on the It'd be cool for me.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, for you.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry, I'm pretending that like you're fisting someone's.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_05: No, I got the bracelet and I was like, Bonnie, mommy.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_05: Your mom's like, shut up.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_05: Should have been my reaction.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_04: Dear go.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_04: Wait, no, it is crazy to give a bracelet and walk away with no other well, what was he gonna look at the call sheet?
1:17:26
SPEAKER_04: Like, what was he gonna do?
1:17:26
SPEAKER_04: Like, maybe we exchanged Instagrams.
1:17:29
SPEAKER_05: And then he found this.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_05: He was like, people are always first of all, every time I I've said this on the yeah, every time I I've said this before.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_05: Every time I post a drag pick, I lose a baker's dozen of followers.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_05: And I told you a recent daddy was like, Is this you?
1:17:44
SPEAKER_05: Question mark, question mark.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_04: Because he's like, Well, that's because you built your own Instagram following around thirst traps and being a hot boy.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_04: If you just made a Instagram for your dragon character, I think that's what you're putting out into the world.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_05: He actually kind of like wasn't opposed.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_05: Well, maybe he was into it.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_05: Dommy mommy.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm gonna read you what he said.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_05: Oh god.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_05: Maybe we should fuck when you are in drag.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_05: Never done that.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_05: Then I take you out of drag, tear off your dress and your wig and makeup and fuck you as a boy.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_05: I go, haha, never have it either.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_05: And he goes, gosh, I hate women lingerie.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_05: And I go, lol.
1:18:29
SPEAKER_05: Well, you will be commando under the dress.
1:18:31
SPEAKER_05: And I go, okay, lol.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_05: He's never done this before.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_05: And then I go, I go on to say, would be fun to suck you a drag.
1:18:39
SPEAKER_05: And he goes, only if I get hard, only if I get hard on LOL.
1:18:42
SPEAKER_05: And I go, ha ha valid.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_05: And he goes, then he goes, anything female is a total turn-off to me.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_05: And that's kind of where it like ended.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:18:54
SPEAKER_05: Well, no, no, I go, that's why I'll be a boy.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_05: Winky face.
1:18:59
SPEAKER_05: And then he goes, even perfume.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_05: And that's where it ended.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_05: So like it's kind of at first sounded like he was into it, and then he's like, I hate women.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's so weird.
1:19:11
SPEAKER_04: Because he was like, maybe I'll fuck you in drag and then I'll take you out of drag, which is like, what do you know about taking somebody out of drag?
1:19:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sir.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_04: Do tell, because I can always use a chip or trick.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and then he's like, and I and I hate women's lingerie, but when have you been encountering it?
1:19:31
SPEAKER_04: I'll get fucking drag wands.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure you will.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_04: No, I'm not.
1:19:35
SPEAKER_04: I mean, if you're not into it, like if you're not drawn to it in that way, it probably won't happen.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_05: But I'm I'm a pleaser, so I could get behind, like, if someone was really into it.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_05: I think that'd be fun to play that role.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_05: But logistically, you know, I sweat if I'm like still as a statue.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_05: You're sweating now.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_04: Like, imagine it would not be cute or cool.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_04: Wow's uh, yeah.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_04: I don't know if people understand really what's uh they don't want to fuck you in drag.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_04: They want to fuck you in a dress, is what they want to.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_05: And they can fuck me in a dress, but it's like you know what I mean.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_04: It's like they don't they you also like you literally can't be fucked in the the way that you are dressed right now.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_04: With your tights and your pads and everything going on down there.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_04: And the roof tape.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_04: It's like they they don't want that.
1:20:22
SPEAKER_04: They want a feminized person to have sex with who has a readily available orifice to put their penis inside of.
1:20:29
SPEAKER_04: So if you can make that happen, then uh you'll be ready to go.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_05: I'll just shake and go.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_05: Do you sometimes like um forget like sexual acts are sexual?
1:20:40
SPEAKER_05: Um, what do you mean?
1:20:41
SPEAKER_05: Like sometimes I'm like, can you taste my penis?
1:20:43
SPEAKER_05: Like, does it taste like gluke?
1:20:44
SPEAKER_05: I need to know if other people taste that.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
1:20:46
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, wait, that's you know?
1:20:48
SPEAKER_04: Um Do you ever kind of do that?
1:20:50
SPEAKER_04: I guess like at home, sometimes with Michael, like we'll do something and I'll be like, oh, this is like completely perverted, but I'm we're literally just like being weird monkeys to each other, like looking at stuff.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_05: Back in the day, I remember being in a movie theater with a girl like when I was straight, like long, long time ago.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_05: Maybe it was like early high school, maybe even late middle school.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_05: It's like, get to it.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_05: Uh maybe it was late middle school.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_05: Some are going into fifth grade.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_05: Could have been either.
1:21:14
SPEAKER_05: Uh and I think like we were making out spooning, whatever, and then someone sucks my finger.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_04: Or like you get spoon.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_04: When you're in there that small, it must have been middle school.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, probably.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_05: You're right.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_05: I was 4'11 in high school, 4'10.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_05: And she was sucking my finger, and I was like, be you know, that would feel good if I if if I put my penis in there.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_05: And it's like, duh, that's a blow job, you idiot.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_04: You know, that's like where like I always like it.
1:21:43
SPEAKER_04: In the sense that you're like fingering your own butthole and you're like, that'd be fun to do to someone else.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_05: Like what like No, in like uh I don't know.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_05: I don't know either.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_04: What does the Patreon want from us?
1:21:56
SPEAKER_04: Good question.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_04: I think, um, I think this month they're gonna get the uh camera test.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's good.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_04: Maybe we should watch that.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_04: It's all there though.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_04: It's really funny.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_04: Like the bones of the whole show.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_04: Better than this.
1:22:10
SPEAKER_04: Well, better than this today, for sure.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_04: What just stands on the glam bot?
1:22:13
SPEAKER_04: You should have invented it.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_04: I that wait right.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_04: I I like that the glam bot exists.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_04: I don't like that it's like that guy with long hair is like in charge of the glam bot.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_05: That's like the best part.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_05: I'm kind of because I'm like, oh, this little project, look at look where it got you.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but it should have been me.
1:22:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it should have.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_04: That's so you.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_05: That's why you don't like him.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because it's like I'm the I'm at the crossroads of tech and beauty.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_05: That is actually literally where you're supposed to be.
1:22:34
SPEAKER_05: But I was gonna say the glam bot is starting.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_04: I'm not at all.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_04: I'm literally not uh on either road, tech or beauty.
1:22:43
SPEAKER_05: You're on top.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_05: Honey, the yellow panty.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_05: That's that's tech and beauty.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_05: If I've ever been at that crossroad.
1:22:49
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_05: Uh but I was gonna say the glam bot is starting to stress me out because, well, one, it's a goal, it's a dream to be part of that, to be on there.
1:22:59
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:23:00
SPEAKER_05: But uh two, don't you feel like people are like running out of ideas, or it's getting a little tired in a way that's like a little elite, and now it feels a little pedestrian.
1:23:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a little accessible.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like I probably will be on the glam bot soon.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_05: Hopefully.
1:23:15
SPEAKER_04: Well, one can only really truly hope.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_05: No, my luck, they'd have like the whole way of like neons.
1:23:22
SPEAKER_05: You know, it's either like the Glambar, like a tunnel of like, or is that just Dorinda?
1:23:27
SPEAKER_04: And she's like kind of stumbling, like her fucking foopa is out.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_04: Is she back on the traitors?
1:23:32
SPEAKER_04: Did I see that, or was that a fake photo?
1:23:34
SPEAKER_04: The Traders is fun.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_04: What season is it?
1:23:36
SPEAKER_04: I think they're on season four.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_04: Season two was really good.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_05: I like that Alan Cumming is the host, and I like that there's a castle.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_04: Season three was the one with Dorinda and Bob the Drag Queen.
1:23:46
SPEAKER_05: Do you know Alan Cumming is bisexual?
1:23:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_05: Like famously so.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_05: And is he Australian?
1:23:51
SPEAKER_05: No, he's Scottish.
1:23:53
SPEAKER_05: Are you sure?
1:23:54
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:23:55
SPEAKER_05: I think he's Australian and not British.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_05: No, he's Scottish.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_05: Like, I'm not saying any of those.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_05: Oh, he's Scottish.
1:24:06
SPEAKER_05: I can't take it when you wear light jeans.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_05: It throws me off in a weird way.
1:24:09
SPEAKER_02: What does that mean?
1:24:10
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_02: Scared.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_04: No, they're good.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_04: They're good.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_04: Thanks.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_04: I feel like I'm moose knuckling all the long here as well.
1:24:18
SPEAKER_04: Something's gotta try and bring the viewers in, and it's not the Muppet panty.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_03: So I had a pause from tucking earlier.
1:24:27
SPEAKER_03: That's not for the show.
1:24:29
SPEAKER_04: No, I think that is because you were like that feeling when you tuck and you start getting a little chubbed up.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_05: I I stop.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_05: Because it wasn't working out, and if it's not working out, that means you're just touching yourself a lot.
1:24:43
SPEAKER_05: And then I was like, it's getting a little chubby down there.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_05: I gotta reset.
1:24:48
SPEAKER_05: So I switched to doing a lip, and that really made things retract.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you know what I mean?
1:24:53
SPEAKER_05: Uh anyways.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_04: Anyways.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_04: Uh, should we do counterpunt or something?
1:25:00
SPEAKER_04: Or um you could.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_04: I liked the um how rapid fire we were in the Nick and Claire episode.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_04: That was sort of Claire was sort of she was really um bouncing through.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_04: I kind of like that.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_04: It was like, who needs to explain it?
1:25:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_04: I feel like the paddle game is more of a a debate, and the counter punt can be more, you know.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_04: It should be, yeah, rapid fire.
1:25:18
SPEAKER_05: Well, counterpunt uh a go-go boot.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_05: It depends.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_04: Like, no debate.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_05: Like almost a punt for me.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_05: But like there is a time and a place, like it'd be a missed opportunity.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_04: A drag look in a go-go boot that doesn't need a go-go boot is sort of like this one's like kind of mid.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_05: No, I don't have any counter punt.
1:25:38
SPEAKER_05: I have having a TV framed.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_05: Punt.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_05: Punt.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_05: Well, what about if there's no artwork on it?
1:25:45
SPEAKER_05: I think it can be cunt if there's no artwork as like the screensaver.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_04: So you have a b you have a black square, a black rectangle with a frame around it.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_04: I'm okay with it.
1:25:54
SPEAKER_04: I don't like a frame TV, one that becomes artwork.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_04: Don't like that.
1:25:59
SPEAKER_05: That's the fucking worst.
1:26:00
SPEAKER_05: Are you kidding me?
1:26:01
SPEAKER_04: I don't mind a TV that is like rimmed in wood.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_04: I guess when you said a frame, I imagine like an ornate golden one.
1:26:08
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
1:26:09
SPEAKER_04: Maybe I don't know why, maybe because you said it.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_04: I was thinking something more.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_04: Because I'm uh Liberace.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_04: I guess a frame TV with nothing on it actually is kind of nice.
1:26:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because it's kind of it can okay, fine.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_05: It has to have no artwork in it.
1:26:20
SPEAKER_05: Get your Monet screensaver out of here.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_05: That sucks.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_05: I don't mind.
1:26:23
SPEAKER_05: But screen off a frame black box cunt.
1:26:26
SPEAKER_05: Or like a TV with a wooden detail minimum to that.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_05: Like, stop trying to like describe a frame without describing a frame.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_05: I was imagining something else, okay?
1:26:35
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_04: Okay, that can be cut.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_05: Remember the era of like digital art, like framed, like it's still going on.
1:26:41
SPEAKER_05: But it had a little surge around like, would you say 2006?
1:26:44
SPEAKER_04: Definitely, but then it had another resurgence like post-COVID because it was like a gift you can give to your family where like a photo will come up and like tell a story with your to your grandpa.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_05: There's nothing worse than a frame that changes the image.
1:26:54
SPEAKER_04: Don't like it, don't you don't care?
1:26:55
SPEAKER_05: Get out.
1:26:56
SPEAKER_05: People want physical photos.
1:26:57
SPEAKER_04: People need objects.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:27:00
SPEAKER_04: Printed photos, moments.
1:27:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:27:03
SPEAKER_04: Moments captured in time.
1:27:04
SPEAKER_04: I need to, I need to, well, I can't say this.
1:27:06
SPEAKER_04: Maybe we need to cut this.
1:27:07
SPEAKER_04: My parents are addicted to getting foam core printed photos and just tacking them to the wall of like the babies.
1:27:14
SPEAKER_04: Guys.
1:27:15
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, guys, you can't just get you couldn't just get a couple frames for that.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_04: That's crazy.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_04: It is crazy.
1:27:21
SPEAKER_04: It's crazy.
1:27:21
SPEAKER_04: I'm here for it.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_04: It's like they not they have it in the wall in the kitchen and then behind my dad's desk.
1:27:26
SPEAKER_04: Behind the dad's desk, that's fine.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_04: Anything goes.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_05: Kitchen!
1:27:30
unknown: Yeah.
1:27:31
SPEAKER_05: You need to get that in a frame.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_05: I need to get it for that.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_05: I need to get that under.
1:27:34
SPEAKER_04: I need to get that under control.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna break it in front of you.
1:27:36
SPEAKER_04: Honestly, last time I was there, because it was like the first time we would we had gone home since Michael's accident.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_04: And it's giving trade show.
1:27:42
SPEAKER_04: It i well, hello.
1:27:44
SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, actually, that track.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_05: That's so mean.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_05: I want to like support the prints.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_05: The gatorboard.
1:27:50
SPEAKER_05: I want to support the gatorboard addiction, but like, guys.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_04: Well, what's also so what's so complicated about it is that like it's it coincides with my parents being actually very like uh Like queer supportive, where it's like the the photo that Michael and I took of like our dumb twisty tie engagement ring photo is on there.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_04: It's on foam.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's on foam.
1:28:10
SPEAKER_04: So it's like they're being they're really they're no, you know, they're they're supporting their gay son, but it's like on the on the worst possible material.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_04: I need to go in and do a weekend and I gotta I gotta redesign it.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_05: I gotta I need to do a walkthrough.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_05: So usually people like the uh have the opposite problem and they're too framey.
1:28:27
SPEAKER_04: It's like they want the like cluster of frames that say like phrases never even crossed the minds of of these two parents.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_04: They uh they who you've said have gotten um into female basketball, women's female basketball F NBA, female NBA, women's basketball late in life.
1:28:47
SPEAKER_05: They sort of love female.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they've they've become big, big, big fans of the WNBA.
1:28:52
SPEAKER_04: That's amazing.
1:28:52
SPEAKER_04: They're on a road trip right now.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go see I'm gonna send them love and basketball.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_04: On DVD?
1:28:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:28:59
SPEAKER_05: Like as a postcard because they're on the road.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_05: So I gotta like be ahead.
1:29:03
SPEAKER_05: Mom, dad, if you if this gets back to you, I'm so sorry.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_05: Let me know where you are.
1:29:07
SPEAKER_04: But I would going to be.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_04: I would love to um do a day uh on the wall.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_04: I think um even just changing up the aspect ratio of some of these prints would just make things feel a little less industrial.
1:29:20
SPEAKER_05: That's definitely like a problem.
1:29:23
SPEAKER_05: But my family is like they love printing horrible quality photos and framing those.
1:29:28
SPEAKER_05: That's arguably worse.
1:29:29
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_05: At least there's some sort of production value, the presentation element.
1:29:34
SPEAKER_05: Come see.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_05: Um, my family is also addicted to be like, can you chop off this person's head and add them in there?
1:29:41
SPEAKER_05: I get multiple, like all the time I'm asked to Photoshop shit.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_05: And I really like one, they don't get the concept of Photoshop.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_05: So a lot of times I'm like, actually, no, there's not enough information here.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_05: I can't build this out.
1:29:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:29:51
SPEAKER_05: And two, I really try to put my foot down to be like, I don't, why do you want this person in here?
1:29:56
SPEAKER_05: Yes, you're trying to capture the moment, but like this is a moment in time.
1:29:59
SPEAKER_05: They weren't there.
1:29:59
SPEAKER_05: It tells a story.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:30:01
SPEAKER_05: Like, where were they?
1:30:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_05: Like you're playing with reality.
1:30:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:30:04
SPEAKER_05: And that really bothers me because like photos are moments, it's a captured moment.
1:30:09
SPEAKER_04: Stop trying to fucking forge it all up so you can like rub one out over your like they always like that when they come to you and ask for it, like somehow they're kind of annoyed.
1:30:17
SPEAKER_05: Like, does that is I don't know, but one time I one time my aunt asked if I could remove um a family friend lost their father, and the only picture like my aunt had, it was this family friend, some stranger, and then their father.
1:30:31
SPEAKER_05: And she was like, Can you remove the family friend and put them together so I can gift them this?
1:30:37
SPEAKER_05: And I said, No.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I was like, This is bizarre.
1:30:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I promise you they don't want this weird ghosted image of like that didn't happen.
1:30:45
SPEAKER_05: Right, yeah.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_05: Wild.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_05: Parents love ask for Photoshop.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_04: They love to be insane.
1:30:52
SPEAKER_04: They love to be insane.
1:30:53
SPEAKER_04: They love the stuff.
1:30:54
SPEAKER_04: Counterpunt like any new AI feature that's like, cut out your background and put it in a head and make this and change blah blah.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_05: Um depends.
1:31:03
SPEAKER_05: I tried to uh download the mermaid AI thing, but then it was money.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_05: Oh, the flash underwater and you I got as far as to like choosing the like layout and then it you had a pay.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_05: There was paywall.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_05: It kind of bothers me.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_05: You have loved Gina like Sure.
1:31:21
SPEAKER_05: Uh it kind of bothers me that it's like every time I'm gonna ask that one more time.
1:31:25
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_04: I'd love if we could do it ourselves.
1:31:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_04: Um I it bothers me that like, and I guess like if you are going underwater and becoming a mermaid, you would get more beautiful, but like it's always a little bit more like snaps.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_04: Would you get more beautiful water?
1:31:40
SPEAKER_04: But if you become a mermaid, yeah.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:31:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_04: In like fictional.
1:31:44
SPEAKER_04: In like that world, yeah.
1:31:45
SPEAKER_04: Now you're not gonna become like a fish creature woman.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_04: You would go from like because it's like I saw like the Tina Burner one where it was like the photo of her like in the rainbow wig, and then like it goes underwater.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_04: You get prettier and media.
1:31:55
SPEAKER_05: But that's what happens with everyone.
1:31:56
SPEAKER_05: That's why I wanted to do it.
1:31:57
SPEAKER_05: I was like, I want the plunge.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_05: You want the pretty plunge.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_05: I want the pretty plunge.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_05: Honey, I took the pretty plunge when I was baptized.
1:32:05
SPEAKER_05: It always it at least goes back to Cathal.
1:32:08
SPEAKER_04: It always goes back to baptism with you, doesn't it?
1:32:11
SPEAKER_04: Doesn't it?
1:32:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_04: You don't watch um the secret lives of Mormon wives, do you?
1:32:16
SPEAKER_04: It's really, really bad.
1:32:17
SPEAKER_04: It's it's equivalent, it's kind of functioning the same level that like when I watch Dracula, it's sort of a sick twisted.
1:32:23
SPEAKER_04: I love when you bring up fantasy because like I'm watching it, I'm watching a show that doesn't realize they don't know how to make TV.
1:32:30
SPEAKER_04: And that's a very similar thing with um Mormon wives, because almost everything that happens drama-related is happening off camera.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_04: It's edited like nine months out of sequence.
1:32:40
SPEAKER_04: Things are being chopped and screwed and put together, and nothing is being captured correctly.
1:32:45
SPEAKER_04: What season is it on?
1:32:45
SPEAKER_04: This is season two, but the new intro is so funny and kind of cunt where it's all the women like coming out of a river, like a lake, and they're all wet.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_04: It's all wet hair fantasy, and they like are whipping their hair and then like doing like their face to camera, and then like it'll cut to someone who definitely was like, I am not getting my hair wet today.
1:33:06
SPEAKER_04: And it's just like a dry blowout with like loose beachy waves, just kind of like walking to camera.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_04: Send it to me.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_04: I will, yeah, you'll love it.
1:33:12
SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
1:33:13
SPEAKER_05: You can't go for a half wet theme, half dry.
1:33:16
SPEAKER_04: It's so funny.
1:33:17
SPEAKER_04: It's so funny what they choose who chooses to get to dunk and who doesn't.
1:33:21
SPEAKER_04: It's not dry land.
1:33:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:33:22
SPEAKER_04: Would you choose to dunk?
1:33:24
SPEAKER_04: Dunk?
1:33:24
SPEAKER_04: Depends on the unit.
1:33:25
SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah, I guess it really does depend.
1:33:27
SPEAKER_04: Those Mormon girls are they love.
1:33:29
SPEAKER_05: What am I thinking of that's like season eight?
1:33:33
SPEAKER_05: No, of like Mormon something.
1:33:35
SPEAKER_05: Sister Wives?
1:33:35
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, that's like season 92.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_05: That's what I thought you were gonna say, and you said two.
1:33:39
SPEAKER_05: I was like, what?
1:33:40
SPEAKER_04: No, no.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_04: Mormon wives is like all about TikTok.
1:33:44
SPEAKER_04: Uh, this like TikTok group called like mom talk, like all Mormon moms are wives.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_05: I'm on mom talk.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_04: You are, yeah.
1:33:51
SPEAKER_04: Which like the whole thing is always about like, is she a part of mom talk or is she not a part of mom talk?
1:33:56
SPEAKER_04: And it's like, what is mom talk?
1:33:58
SPEAKER_04: Like they don't fully just like on no, it's not clear like what the rules are.
1:34:01
SPEAKER_04: Like, is it a business?
1:34:02
SPEAKER_04: Is it a club?
1:34:04
SPEAKER_04: Who knows who's in it and who's out?
1:34:06
SPEAKER_04: I don't get it.
1:34:07
SPEAKER_04: I hate TikTok.
1:34:07
SPEAKER_04: I don't get it.
1:34:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's very never mind, mom talk.
1:34:10
SPEAKER_04: Any more cunts or punts?
1:34:11
SPEAKER_04: I don't.
1:34:12
SPEAKER_04: I use them all up.
1:34:13
SPEAKER_04: What was I saying before?
1:34:13
SPEAKER_01: I was like, Do you want to get some carpaccio?
1:34:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:34:16
SPEAKER_01: Do you want to get some carpaccio for the table?
1:34:19
SPEAKER_01: Carpaccio for the table.
1:34:21
SPEAKER_01: Would you be willing to go in on it?
1:34:22
SPEAKER_01: I've got two words for you in or out.
1:34:25
SPEAKER_01: We're thinking about doing a little carpaccio for the table.
1:34:28
SPEAKER_01: Have you ever considered carpaccious?
1:34:29
SPEAKER_04: You like carpaccio?
1:34:30
SPEAKER_04: I uh beef carpaccio?
1:34:32
SPEAKER_04: Um, I think I've had it one time.
1:34:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_04: I think I've had it one time, and it was good.
1:34:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:34:37
SPEAKER_05: I'm like tuna tartar or beef car par.
1:34:40
SPEAKER_04: Tuna tartar.
1:34:40
SPEAKER_05: Well, this was effing lovely.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_04: As always.
1:34:43
SPEAKER_04: It's so good to just be goiles on the couch.
1:34:47
SPEAKER_05: It's cute when it's just a goil.
1:34:49
SPEAKER_04: Just family.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_04: And um But we have some really fun guests lined up.
1:34:53
SPEAKER_04: Great guests lined up for uh the rest of the season.
1:34:56
SPEAKER_04: Um, we have Sam and Misha's wedding, as we said, uh this weekend.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_04: Congratulations to them.
1:35:01
SPEAKER_04: Can't wait to see how amazing and cool and fun that's gonna be and have a great time.
1:35:04
SPEAKER_04: I already am over my look.
1:35:05
SPEAKER_04: Really?
1:35:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you know when you get a look too soon, you I got my look too soon for.
1:35:09
SPEAKER_04: Well, you and I both have been like really leaning into anything that requires us to like have one spark of fun and joy parties, costume parties.
1:35:17
SPEAKER_04: And they've all been like flop.
1:35:18
SPEAKER_05: They're their wedding will be a flop, but like, yeah, we're Romeo and Michelle.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_04: The experience of it for us has been a flop because we're crazy and horrible.
1:35:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:35:24
SPEAKER_05: Uh we're Romeo and Michelle, like when we go to the reunion, like based on like how we enter like go to these things.
1:35:30
SPEAKER_05: Well, our expectations, the look, how we sound, things we choose to wear, the way people feel about us.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_05: Um hey, there are worse things.
1:35:37
SPEAKER_05: There are worse things I could do than go with the boy.
1:35:42
SPEAKER_06: Or 500.
1:35:44
SPEAKER_04: I love that uh song.
1:35:46
SPEAKER_06: I love that one, but I also love But now there's nowhere to hide when push my side of my ear.
1:35:58
SPEAKER_06: Hopelessly devoted to you.
1:36:03
SPEAKER_05: I I was trying to harmonize, but you were going up and all over.
1:36:07
SPEAKER_05: I know, I was kind of fucking around with it.
1:36:08
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
1:36:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you were going rogue out there.
1:36:10
SPEAKER_04: When did you ever harmonize?
1:36:11
SPEAKER_04: You harmonize because you sing flat and it becomes an intentional harmony.
1:36:15
SPEAKER_05: When I have this potential, I would love to.
1:36:18
SPEAKER_04: When I have my mom to give you one voice lesson, I think I think you'd live.
1:36:22
SPEAKER_04: I would live as children.
1:36:24
SPEAKER_04: There's an act there.
1:36:26
SPEAKER_05: Uh um I love Greece and I love hopelessly devoted.
1:36:33
SPEAKER_05: Because she asks for stationary and immediately puts it in the water.
1:36:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:36:37
SPEAKER_04: She's like, thanks.
1:36:38
SPEAKER_04: That was so confusing as a child.
1:36:40
SPEAKER_04: I think we said this before on the pod, but we were peating everything, but it's like, why did she do that?
1:36:44
SPEAKER_04: I don't think we've said it on the pod.
1:36:45
SPEAKER_04: Really?
1:36:46
SPEAKER_04: I don't think so.
1:36:47
SPEAKER_05: I but yeah, she's literally like, Do you mind if I borrow some of that?
1:36:50
SPEAKER_04: And they're like expensive paper?
1:36:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sure.
1:36:52
SPEAKER_05: And then she's like, takes it and immediately puts it in a kiddie pool.
1:36:56
SPEAKER_05: You know, she that was in her contract.
1:36:58
SPEAKER_05: She had to have she had to have a solo.
1:37:00
SPEAKER_05: Oh, she had to put paper in a pool.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:37:03
SPEAKER_05: That was in the writer.
1:37:04
SPEAKER_05: No, she had to have a solo.
1:37:05
SPEAKER_05: And they shot at the end of the series.
1:37:07
SPEAKER_05: Good for her.
1:37:08
SPEAKER_05: I mean, what Grease girl are you?
1:37:11
SPEAKER_05: Uh Frenchie?
1:37:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:37:13
SPEAKER_05: You and I both have Frenchie energy.
1:37:15
SPEAKER_05: Nervous, unsuccessful, cute, good legs.
1:37:19
SPEAKER_05: I always was kind of sexually attracted to her legs.
1:37:21
SPEAKER_05: You know when she like spreads it?
1:37:24
SPEAKER_05: Those are pretty legs.
1:37:25
SPEAKER_05: She lived in my town.
1:37:27
SPEAKER_05: Went to my pool club.
1:37:29
SPEAKER_05: She went to my pool club.
1:37:31
SPEAKER_05: Um Rizo is iconic.
1:37:33
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:37:34
SPEAKER_05: Stockhard.
1:37:35
SPEAKER_05: Stockard.
1:37:35
SPEAKER_05: I gotta love her.
1:37:37
SPEAKER_05: Did she die?
1:37:37
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:37:38
SPEAKER_05: Did she?
1:37:39
SPEAKER_05: I don't know, but they're making practical magic too with Sandra Bullock and Nicole.
1:37:45
SPEAKER_05: Nicole, our girl Nicole, and Stockard isn't in the conversation.
1:37:51
SPEAKER_05: So it leads me to believe that she's um no longer with us.
1:37:55
SPEAKER_05: No longer with us.
1:37:56
SPEAKER_04: Icon.
1:37:57
SPEAKER_04: Stockard and like Carrie Fisher are always sort of like in the same ugly and old.
1:38:02
SPEAKER_05: No, they're not ugly.
1:38:04
SPEAKER_05: A little.
1:38:05
SPEAKER_05: They were never lookers to me.
1:38:08
SPEAKER_05: Carrie Fisher was a sex icon for the nerds.
1:38:13
SPEAKER_05: Because of the bikini.
1:38:14
SPEAKER_05: And in a pop culture way, she became one.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_05: But like when you look at the mom, I think Stockard chanting was actually pretty striking.
1:38:20
SPEAKER_04: There's striking, and then there's pretty.
1:38:22
SPEAKER_04: I'm about to strike you.
1:38:24
SPEAKER_04: Strike me down.
1:38:25
SPEAKER_04: Zeus, I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
1:38:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:38:29
SPEAKER_04: That's Obi-Wan.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_04: You pick up the wig.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_04: Well, we were supposed to we were trying to wrap up, and of course, we're uh uh taking forever.
1:38:39
SPEAKER_04: Well, this was lovely.
1:38:40
SPEAKER_04: It's always so fun hanging out with you.
1:38:42
SPEAKER_04: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1:38:43
SPEAKER_05: I'm like reading a prompter.
1:38:45
SPEAKER_04: Um, hang out with you.
1:38:47
SPEAKER_04: I am your friend, and this was good.
1:38:51
SPEAKER_04: This was great.
1:38:52
SPEAKER_05: Um we'll be back with guests.
1:38:54
SPEAKER_05: It will be more fun.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_05: Some some extra personalities.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:38:59
SPEAKER_04: Uh, but in the meantime, don't forget to like, subscribe, like asleep, leave a review.
1:39:04
SPEAKER_04: Um, we had a really nice review recently that was somebody had found us because of um the George Severas and Richard Perez episode.
1:39:10
SPEAKER_04: That was um Adorbs.
1:39:12
SPEAKER_04: Adorbs, really and much needed.
1:39:14
SPEAKER_05: It really fuels us to keep going.
1:39:16
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I got a text last night that um one of our uh episode clips randomly showed up on some random gay guys uh YouTube feed.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_05: So what's the media buyout for that?
1:39:27
SPEAKER_04: It was it's been popping zero, zero.
1:39:30
SPEAKER_04: I mean, well, you're you're popping up because you have searched for it in the past, so they know that you want to see it.
1:39:34
SPEAKER_04: But but this was this was rando.
1:39:36
SPEAKER_04: This was rando sauce.
1:39:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's so fun.
1:39:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so it's out there, it's getting out there.
1:39:40
SPEAKER_04: Well, still not the views aren't coming in, but the uh uh they saw that it was there.
1:39:45
SPEAKER_04: Saw, they're seeing it.
1:39:46
SPEAKER_04: But see you at the wedding and see you next Tuesday.
1:39:49
SPEAKER_05: Yes, see you next Tuesday.
1:39:51
SPEAKER_05: And stick around for I don't know, the rest of 11 of news.
1:39:55
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
1:39:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, more at eleven.
1:39:57
SPEAKER_05: We're on broadcast now.
1:39:58
SPEAKER_05: So uh my final cunty thought is goodbye.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_05: Goodbye.