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BULLSHIT AND BONDAGE PART 2 - HE'S SO CLOSE TO FUCKING HIS AUNT! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and today we're going to go over
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a few very interesting things. Now for starters, I talked to
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Baby Tay today. And for you abdo lovers, you
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already know that Baby Tay wants to fuck his aunt, which I'm in
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full support of. They're both consenting adults.
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And why not? So Baby Tay is 39.
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His aunt is almost 19 years older than him.
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Now she's been married. She's obviously had children.
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She's had her own life, but baby Tay has never been married.
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He isn't interested in having children, and he's contemplative
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on whether or not he wants to get married.
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Now, from previous podcast episodes, we've talked about how
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he's explored his bisexuality side.
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He went and he met this pediatrician who's very retired,
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who's much older than him, and they've explored some very
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bisexual fantasies. By all means, I've told him, I
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said you need to, you know, baby Tay, you need to explore all
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that you possibly can. Why not?
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You're, you know, still young. You're a growing boy.
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You're 39. Why not?
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So in the meantime though, I told him, you know, practice
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safe sex because if you want to fuck your aunt, you really don't
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want to give your aunt some lovely colorful disease.
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Now he chose to play unsafe, no judgement.
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But I told him, you know, get checked, do your due diligence.
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However, at this point, now his aunt, she has been dating a few
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people, she's been playing. And last week she thought this
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would be rather fun to invite her boyfriend over who is much
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older than baby Tay and maybe 10 years or so older than her.
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So this gentleman now is in his 50s, latter 50s.
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And he said, you know, let's have sex and how about your
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nephew watch now? She was all for it.
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I think she kind of had it planned and he was down for it.
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So all three very consenting adults, they all participated in
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this now baby Tay. However, his participation was
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left to standing in the corner holding his Dick through his
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diaper, wishing that he could fuck his aunt.
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Well again, no judgement. However, he said that he doesn't
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want to get involved with anyone at this moment because he really
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wants to pursue his aunt still. And I said, look, I love adult
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babies. I love the kink.
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I think it's great. You know, he's a functioning
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adult and baby Tay, he just wants to have this intimate
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moment with his aunt to where he can have sex with her.
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And I mean, you can't blame him for trying.
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That's what he wants. That's what he wants.
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And I said, well, you know, it's good of you that you're not
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pursuing anyone else besides your aunt.
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I mean, he wants to be specifically focusing on her and
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that's great. Now he wants to be an aunt
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fucker and more power to him. But I said as far as the king
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goes, an adult baby, I said your aunt is a dominant woman and
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she's fucking a much older gentleman who doesn't wear
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diapers. And quite truthfully, he's not
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going to look at you like a man, man, if she's still changing
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your diapers and playing with your little Dick like it's her
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little winky, whatever you want to call him.
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But she's not going to look at you and be like, Oh, yeah,
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that's all man, man cock. I'm all about it.
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I'm going to hop up on my nephew's Dick and fuck him.
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He's not that to her. And I explained to him, I said,
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you know, you have to mind fucker.
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I mean, I don't want to sound like some cruel, manipulative
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bitch, but they're all consenting adults.
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And, you know, she's all about the game.
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She loved the fact that he was standing in the corner while she
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was getting fucked. She loves all of it and it's not
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hurting anyone. So I told him I said you know,
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go to the gym, lose a few pounds, stop wearing the diaper
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around her if you want to fuck her because she is interested in
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a manly man. And to me, it doesn't make you
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less of a man by any means by wearing the diaper because
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again, not kink shaming. I think it's great.
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I love my adult babies, love them.
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But your aunt, it's always a reminder that you or her nephew,
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not her great nephew, but her nephew, her brother's child.
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And so add that on top of the diapers, the adult baby,
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everything combined and, you know, now you're her cook.
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And so all the other things, minus the fact that you're still
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now her cook, she's not going to look at you as a bull or a man
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that she would want to fuck. So you keep minimizing yourself
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and really just kind of minimizing your position and
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what you really want, and that is to have a sexually intimate
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relationship with your aunt. You know, in all my years, I
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never thought for any amount of time that I'll be having this
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very detailed podcast talking about an aunt fucker.
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Never even thought it in a million years because I've never
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looked at my nephews and thought, Oh yeah, no, never
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fucking crossed my mind ever. And so, you know, even being at
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the BDSM lifestyle, all my adult babies that come to see me, Sir
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Doofus, I just had this cute little boy that came to see me
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and he again, 24 years old, same age as Doofus.
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And this guy, he was so sweet. He was like, I'm going to tell
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all my friends at Walmart that they need to skip the strip club
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and come and see you, Mistress Mommy.
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And I said, well, you know, that's really sweet.
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But unless they're looking for me to read them bedtime stories,
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put a pacifier in their mouth and feed them a bottle, I don't
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think they're going to be really interested.
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And he's like, but it's so much more fun than, you know, going
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to a strip club. He's like, you can't really do
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anything strip club. And he's like, and he's just not
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a wasted money. So, you know, it's sweet.
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It's really, really sweet that he feels that way.
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And Needless to say, I just, I have a new adult baby and I
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think he's absolutely adorable. But like I said, the idea, the
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idea of baby Tay and now that he's a cook, he's made himself a
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cook. And his aunt is not going to
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view him as this manly bull. She's just not.
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She's a woman who has had a very full life and she likes, you
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know, the big cock manly men. But aside from that, it's great.
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He's great. He's doing his best.
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He's being vigilant to stay on top of things and and he's going
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to work on himself. And you know, we all have to
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work on ourself. Now Speaking of that, this is
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another yet again, very fun, interesting story.
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So last video episode that I did with this, it was, yeah, it was
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me going on this little journey talking about Steve.
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And although, although a lot of you who are new listeners,
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you're kind of like, who the fuck is Steve?
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I was just talking to one of my doms in the dungeon and she's
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like, who is Steve? And so I had to give her a back
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story and I said I just listened to the episode.
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You might find it interesting. Some people do.
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And for those who don't, I don't know what to tell you, but I
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will say that that episode, man, boom, people oddly enough
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streamed that more than any fucking episode I've done this
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month. It was like 20,000 listeners,
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boom, streaming it. I was like really bullshit and
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bondage. Maybe that's what was the draw,
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maybe the bondage part, I don't know.
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But I got compliments on it. And people were just like, yeah,
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look, that guy. And I'm like, look, I'm going to
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take some responsibility in all of this.
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Steve wrote me an e-mail and I am completely fine listening to
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his side of the story, taking responsibility for anything that
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I did wrong that hurt his feelings.
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I'm happy with that. I have no problem whatsoever.
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I'm happy to accept the responsibility.
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You know, I'm one of those people.
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If I'm wrong, I will tell you I'm wrong.
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I don't have a problem. I don't always have to be right.
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I'm not that type of person. I know I'm a dominant.
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I'm a dominatrix. I know I'm dominant in real
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life. But if I'm wrong, by all means,
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I don't mind humbling myself to take responsibility in anything
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that I do wrong. I don't have a problem with
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that. So Steve wrote me an e-mail, OK,
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He said, Mia, I listened to your podcast and the only thing I can
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say is wow, thanks for not taking any of the blame for the
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session. Meeting gone wrong.
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Yes, you did say that after all of the shit I went through you
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felt sorry for me and that you would give me a free session
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whenever I came your way or you came mine.
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The thing you forgot to say is that you were coming my way
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because you had a wedding to go to in October in Vermont.
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We only began talking in April, March, so there was plenty of
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time before we met up. Not one time in the months
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leading up to our meeting did you ever say anything about your
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husband wanting you to get paid for this.
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It was about a month before a meeting, maybe less than that,
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and before you sprang a $200 price tag on me, you knew my
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financial situation. You knew that was going to be
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damn near impossible. But then you went one step
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further and told me I also need to pay for a hotel room.
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No problem, let me just sell one of my kidneys for you.
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You did tell me that you paid for the room as a surprise for
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me, so thank you for that. I couldn't get your husband his
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fee, so I was never going to meet you anyway.
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You want to blame this on my mental illness?
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Of course you do. Can't be that you misled me, can
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it? You did nothing wrong.
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I think you said that three times in your episode.
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But now you want a truce? I have every right to be angry
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and upset about this. This was all you.
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I had every right to leave as many bad reviews about you as I
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can. It's you that needs to apologize
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to me for being a shit friend. OK, so let's go back over this
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e-mail. OK?
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So see, he listens to the podcast still.
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So Steve, I guess it can't be a shit podcast after all, right?
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Because the positive thing of it is I will take a big compliment
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that you still listen to it. I think that's absolutely sweet.
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And, you know, you obviously listen to it on a regular basis
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because I didn't say anything specific in the title.
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I just said, you know, bullshit and bondage.
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So again, thank you for listening to the show, showing
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your support. I love it now, he said, thanks
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for not taking any of the blame for the session meeting gone
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wrong. Yes, you did say that all of the
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shit I went through, you felt sorry for me, and yes, I did.
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I really did. Now, the thing that I forgot to
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say that I was going to a wedding, I really think that's a
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moot point. Yes, I was going to a wedding
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and I said, and I believe I said it on the last episode, was that
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where I had to go? I had to stop in Virginia
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because it was kind of a halfway point from, you know, Florida to
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Virginia to Vermont and getting up to Vermont.
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That was a motherfucker. So at the time, on top of
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everything, I had my beloved dog who was dying of cancer.
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I had to bring her with me because I, I couldn't bear the
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thought of being gone for five days and leaving her at home.
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Couldn't do it. And then I had her and then I
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had my other dog. And for those of you that travel
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with small dogs, you know, small dogs, they have to pee very
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regularly all the time. And So what could have been a 14
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hour trip was an 18 hour trip. And then by the time we got to
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Virginia, it was exhausting. It really was now on the way.
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I had said, you know, after everything, you know, I really
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felt bad for Steve because where I had to go was closer to a
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different part of Virginia. So it was actually going to have
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me like having to commute an hour, hour and a half, maybe 2
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hours from where the direction I was going up to Virginia,
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through Virginia, up to Vermont. And so it was still, it was
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still out of the way. Now, my husband, I'm sorry,
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we're all married. For those of you that haven't
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gotten married, you have to compromise.
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You have to compromise somewhere in all of this, especially if
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you've got a great fucking spouse and he's like Mia, you
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can't do this and not get some compensation.
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And look, when I go out and I drive an hour to go and see one
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of my very dear oldest clients, I mean, we've I've been seeing
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him now he's one that's still alive.
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He's it's almost 30 years. And yeah.
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And so when I go to see him, that's a $600.00 price tag and
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he's an hour away. That's it.
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And so when I said, hey, look, the lowest I can do just to
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appease my husband, he wasn't going to agree, you know, for
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nothing. He wasn't going to do it.
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And you know, it's one of those things is the only sibling.
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We go there for a wedding. He's already stressed out.
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So just the simple fact that I was like, oh, hey, by the way,
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we had to see this new client. I've never met him, really don't
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know him. But you know, we have to kind of
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detour. It's like an hour and a half,
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maybe 2 hours out of the way. And you don't mind doing honey,
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what the fuck is he going to say?
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You know he's going to say. Well, you know how much you
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going to make. And look, Steve, I'll take the
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responsibility for it. If you want me to take the blame
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for all of this for my husband, I'll take the blame.
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I apologize from the bottom of my deepest soul.
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I promise you that was not my intent to be malicious in any
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way. That's why I said, well, hey,
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you know, I can at least pay for the motel.
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You know, he lives in a small little town.
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The motel was $60.00. Then I was willing to really
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just say, hey, 60 bucks, knock that off the 200.
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What are we looking at? You know, look, I didn't know
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your financial situation because here's the thing, you weren't
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honest with me. You told me that you were
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married, but you had left your wife and you were living on your
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brother's couch, which wasn't true.
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And then, like I said, after everything, and I didn't meet
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you. And the thing of it was if you
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would have driven closer to where I was.
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We could have just had a coffee. I could have met you.
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I say this all the time to Tony. When I plan to go to New York,
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I'm going to meet fucking Tony because he's awesome.
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And you know, I thought a lot of you, Steve, I really did.
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Because again, I do feel sorry for you.
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I'm not blaming this on your mental illness.
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What I said in my last episode was I feel more compelled to
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have compassion and empathy for you because you have a mental
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health condition. And I know how difficult it is
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to have a mental health illness and have to live every day with
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it. I don't suffer with that, but I
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have cared for mental health for years.
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You know, my family, we had a family business, I ran assisted
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living facilities. I took care of people with
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mental health illnesses, everything from severe
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schizophrenia to manic depression.
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I've seen it all. I've seen horrible mental health
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conditions. And so yes, I have compassion
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for you. Do I blame that on your mental
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health? No.
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I think you need to take full responsibility for lying to me,
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pretending to be your daughter, texting me and emailing me and
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telling me that you killed yourself and that I was
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responsible for it. Now who the fuck does that?
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OK, so that was my problem. Because then I thought, Oh my
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God, maybe I'm glad I didn't meet him because that's
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ludicrous. That is, It's not normal.
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You don't do that. You're a man in your 50s.
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You need to say, hey, you know what?
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That was really kind of overstepping the bounds there.
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I probably should just say, yeah, I didn't kill myself.
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I'm really alive. That would be a logical thing to
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do. That would have some little
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shred of remorse. Now then you said, let's see,
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paid for the hotel room. Cut that.
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Thank you for that. OK, you want to blame this?
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OK, No. Got the mental health illness
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part. I didn't think I misled you.
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But again, I apologize to you if you feel I misled you in any
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possible way, please forgive me. It was never my intention.
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You know, the thing that you don't and you didn't include in
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this was I encouraged you to start a podcast because that's
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something you wanted to do. You said, you know, Mia, I love
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your bedtime stories. I want to start a podcast
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because you love pony play. So you got a few different
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stories and you started recording a podcast and I went
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and sent you my first microphone.
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I said, you know, here was my first microphone.
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Steve, good luck. I wish you all the best success
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with your podcast. That doesn't sound like a shit
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friend. That doesn't sound like someone
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who doesn't give a shit. I'm sorry.
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Any of my listeners and any of my viewers.
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Have I sent you my first microphone?
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No, the fuck I haven't. I sent it to Steve in fucking
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Virginia, who pretended he's dead and wants to continue to
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write nasty reviews about me. And the thing of it is, too,
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Steve, is you said some horrible things about Barbie.
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Like really nasty things, things I don't even want to repeat.
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And it's like, you don't even know Barbie.
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Barbie never did anything to you.
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And yet why would you say awful things about her?
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She's a sweet little Angel. So that there was that, too.
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Let's see. Oh, and you basically said yeah,
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this was all you in caps. I have every right to leave as
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many bad reviews about you as I can.
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It's you that needs to apologize to me for being a shit friend.
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OK, so again, Steve, I'm going to apologize because I am very
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sorry if I hurt you in any way, if I offended you, if I misled
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you, if I did anything else to personally hurt you, I truly
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apologize from the bottom of my heart.
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So it is entirely up to you. And you're right, you can write
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as many negative reviews about me as you want.
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You're completely entitled to it.
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So I just want you to be happy and I hope in all of this, I
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hope that you can be happy in life.
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Not, you know, for me, the podcast, I don't care about
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that. I really don't.
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I really do wish for your sake that you are happy and I wish
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nothing but the best for you. And I hope you can forgive me
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because it's, it's just one less thing to worry about in your
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life that you can just let it go.
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But if you can't, that's OK too. It's all right.
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It's completely fine because I forgive you for being completely
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dishonest towards me about, you know, your death, your suicide,
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lying to me about your living arrangements and, and separating
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from your wife and all of that. It's to me, it's water under the
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bridge. It's all good.
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It really is. You know, I'd recently got an
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apology from somebody and you know, it's like, don't apologize
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to me via text. If anything, you know, take some
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incentive or initiative to, you know, write a nice little e-mail
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and tell me where you went wrong.
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But you know, as you're telling me, Steve, that you know, I was
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the wrong one. I was the shit friend.
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My thing of it is, how much of A friend can I be when we barely
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know each other? And honesty was not one of the
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first aspects of our relationship from the beginning.
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You know, when you start being dishonest with anyone in any
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type of relationship, it can go South very quickly because then
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there's a distrust. And it just never, never makes
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that person, you know, look good.
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So anyway, it doesn't matter. You know, like I said, I'd
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gotten a shit apology via text from someone last week.
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And I was like, he doesn't even know, you know, how his behavior
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affects me or other people. And that's just because, you
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know, he makes really bad choices and he doesn't realize
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that his behavior is toxic a lot of times.
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But you know, not everybody's like that.
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It's OK. And so here we are.
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If we've come to an impasse, that's OK.
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But I do wish you the best. I really do.
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Now on to better stories. I will say that this week, this
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weekend, it was phenomenal. It was great.
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I I had two of my very special Subs in the dungeon.
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One was in the latex back bed and one was in a body bag.
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And I plan on posting a couple different videos that you could
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see talk about erotically hot. So yeah, it makes you salivate
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just a little bit because you know, you have two Subs
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completely helpless and one being in the back bed.
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You control their breathing, any type of movement because they
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can't fucking move. They can't do anything.
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And then here you have somebody who's in a leather body bag and
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he is strapped down tight. You can constrict his breathing.
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And you know, so the videos that I have, I'm going to do a lovely
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compilation and I can do parts of them.
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I can, you know, I can put a couple on Fetlife, but
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ultimately if you want the full version, you can just go
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sometime next week. I'll post them on my website,
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callmemistressshow.com and you can buy video for $1.99 and
29:48
check it out. It's man, a lot of cum, a lot of
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stroke and Dick and they're my little Subs, so it was a lot of
30:02
fun. I called Charles about it
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yesterday and he was like, Oh yeah, I've seen his cock.
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He's like, that is one good piece of man made.
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So Wes, your cock is brilliant. I love it.
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It's hot. You got this massive mushroom
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head and this vascular cock that is just goes on for days.
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What else could you want? So let's see.
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So we had that session and then I had this other session with
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this new, new client. And he comes in and he tells me
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that he wants to do this fun little role play with mommy and
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son, but yet he doesn't want a bottle.
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He doesn't want me to read a story to him.
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He doesn't want sweet little lullabies.
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But he couldn't tell me what the fuck he wanted.
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And I said, well, you know, sexual play is not on the table.
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I mean, it's not like he's my sub and it's not like I'm doing
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it for fun. And so he wasn't very verbal at
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all. And I'm going to tell you, if
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you don't know what you want coming to the dungeon, you know,
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we can walk it through a process.
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But when I ask you questions and it goes round and round a circle
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instead of giving me a definitive answer, it's fucking
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annoying. And I'm like, look, I'm
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blindfolding him or I'll put a hood over his face because I'm
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doing sensory play. I'm working my way around his
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whole body with the violent wand and with implements.
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And I'm not going to stop looking to look at his face.
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I'm just not going to because we're doing a new scene.
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He's a new person. He should tell me on some level
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what fetish or fantasy or kink he wants to explore.
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And instead, afterwards, when he left, I think the next day, he
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texted me, I want to see you again, but this time I want to
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bury my face into your titties. And I'm like, yeah, that's not
32:35
an option. And honestly, in fact, it's a
32:39
little offensive. And he's like, oh, I'm, I'm
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sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.
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So men, now when you come into the dungeon, here's another
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fact, don't come to the dungeon bitching to me about your
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marriage, OK? Because he was telling me, oh,
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my wife's a bitch and we don't get along and she's going
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through the change and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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OK, well, here's a fun fact men. Again, I love you guys, I really
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do. But if you marry a crazy bitch,
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she's always going to be a crazy bitch.
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I know this for a fact because my nephew, he married a fucking
33:29
crazy bitch with his first wife years ago.
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She's always been a bitch. She's never fucking changed and
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I hate looking at her fucking face.
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OK, so I'm telling you now, it's not the change that's making her
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a bitch. She's become a bigger bitch
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because she is going through the change.
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And what is the change? Well, let's see.
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Now, I haven't gone through the change, but I've known my
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friends and I've known my sister who's gone through the change,
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and let's just reflect. So you get hot flashes, cold
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flashes, you get fevers, you get a hot vagina, you get a dry
34:14
vagina, you get gas pains, bloating, you get fucking
34:20
miserable, you get discharges, get all these horrible fucking
34:26
things. And let me tell you, I had my
34:28
period last week and I will say this, OK?
34:33
My husband sees. Oh my God, the agony.
34:38
It is fucking agonizing because you have this shit going through
34:42
your tubes and it feels like someone is punching you in the
34:47
stomach and then prodding you with an electric prod they would
34:52
fucking ZAP livestock with. It is horrible.
34:57
Horrible. So when you come into the
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dungeon and you bitch about your wife being a bitch, fuck you.
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Fuck you all day long because I told him he's like, well, I've
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been married 26 years and she's just mean all the time and I
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isolate myself and I just stay away from her.
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And I'm like, why you being a bitch?
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If you got a problem with your wife and you're fucking
35:25
miserable, change it. Don't come to the dungeon, You
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know, trying to think that I'm a hooker and we're going to do
35:33
some outrageous little fantasy. I told him I said go down to
35:37
Hooker Alley, go to massage parlor, do something with
35:42
yourself, change your fucking marriage, file for divorce, do
35:46
something different than what you're fucking doing because
35:49
what you're doing ain't working. OK.
35:53
And you know, I always tell men, I said, if you have an issue
35:57
with your wife and sex and you know, she's not into BDSM, get
36:02
her a sex toy. Get her something to say, hey, I
36:06
want you to have pleasure. I want you to feel something new
36:11
and different. You know, give her something,
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make her feel special. You know, if this guy is coming
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and saying, oh, my wife's always a bitch, blah, blah, blah.
36:24
OK, well, she's going through the change.
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She's obviously she has her own issues.
36:30
And, you know, he told me her profession, I'm like, well,
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yeah, you know, usually they are bitch.
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Why? Because it's a demanding
36:41
profession that sucks the life out of you.
36:44
So not only does she have a high stress job, but then she has to
36:48
come home and take care of a teenager and deal with a husband
36:52
who, honestly, he looked at a butt plug and didn't know what
36:56
the fuck it was. And I was like how good are you
37:02
in bed? I guarantee you you're not.
37:06
You're not good in bed. So she's not getting fucked
37:11
right? You got to piss poor baby bitch
37:14
attitude. You isolate yourself around her.
37:18
You've been married for 20 plus years.
37:21
There's no reciprocation of sex. Well guess what, you're not
37:24
doing it for her. You know, honestly, if you're
37:29
going to stay in a marriage and you're going to be selfish, and
37:31
this applies for women too, If you're going to be a selfish
37:35
fucker, get the fuck out. Don't put somebody through it
37:40
over and over again every single day.
37:44
Because in any relationship, you're supposed to give 200%.
37:49
And if you don't get it back, then you're not in the right
37:51
relationship. You're just not so man, I can go
37:57
on a rant about this, but you know, I tell everybody, if I'm
38:03
seeing someone special, whether it's someone who's very dear to
38:08
me, you know, my husband or one of my slaves, I'm going to do
38:14
everything I can to make sure they're taken care of, that I is
38:17
when within my power. I want to know that they're
38:20
eating well and that they're taking care of themselves and
38:23
that they're, you know, drinking plenty of water and they are
38:28
taken care of when they're sick. And, you know, you buy them
38:32
special gifts. You do little special things to
38:35
make them aware of of how special they are to you.
38:40
And so, you know, for him, he needs to show up with flowers.
38:43
He needs to kiss her ass. He needs to do things to let her
38:48
know that he loves her. And if he doesn't love her, then
38:50
fucking divorce her. Be done.
38:55
Be done. You know?
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And he's like, oh, we stay together for, you know, our kid.
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I'm sorry. I was in that kind of
39:05
relationship. Yeah.
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I, I couldn't make it work. I couldn't do that.
39:12
I couldn't do that. And growing up, my parents were
39:15
highly dysfunctional. And the last thing I wanted, I
39:18
was begging for them to get a divorce because again, my father
39:23
was selfish. My mother didn't see it.
39:27
She had her own selfish ways too.
39:28
Neither of them were perfect. And life fucking happens.
39:32
So you need to do things in your own life and give your 100% and
39:39
be 100% of a person to who you're with and you know, the
39:47
people that you're with in your life and do all that you can and
39:52
show them how much you love and appreciate them.
39:55
OK, so I think we've covered everything gone over baby Tay.
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We talked about what a shit friend, an asshole I am to Steve
40:06
and let's see. Yeah, I think we covered it.
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Oh, and of course my whiny bitch client and all my sweet little.
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New little adult baby who is a little honey pie.
40:22
He's adorable. And you know, I'll tell you
40:25
something else. Cupcake, who I mentioned quite
40:29
often on the podcast, This man is golden.
40:33
He is such a sweetheart. He messages me, Hey, mistress
40:38
me, I hope you have a beautiful day.
40:41
And he shows me his progress on how many miles he's walked.
40:46
He's already lost weight. And, you know, he was just here
40:51
less than a month and a half two months ago.
40:54
He's been losing weight. He's been getting healthier.
40:58
You know, he's really taking that next step to improve
41:03
himself and make himself feel good.
41:06
We always have to work on ourselves.
41:08
We always have to be the best version of ourselves that we can
41:11
be. So anyway, I've said enough,
41:17
love yourself, be happy again. I thank you all so much for all
41:23
your love and support. I have reached now over 500,000
41:27
streams and downloads and it's like wow, that's, that's just
41:32
fucking so cool. I'm always appreciative of that,
41:36
I really am. I think that, again, I couldn't
41:39
do the show without you all. And the fact that I'm number one
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in so many genres between BDSM and being a dominatrix and, and
41:49
everything, it's just, it's really, really cool.
41:52
And I couldn't be more thankful and so appreciative of all your
41:57
support and your love. And I just love it all.
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I really do. And again, I'm going to give a
42:04
shout out to all the great people that have written me on
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Fat Life. I had posted a picture because,
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you know, I'm now almost 12 days in being 49 years old and I'm
42:17
thinking where the fuck did the time go?
42:19
I don't feel 49, so that's a plus.
42:23
I feel more like I did and always have since I've, you
42:27
know, I feel like I'm 21. I still really haven't felt like
42:31
I've aged much, so I hope to stick to that.
42:36
So one guy, he was so funny. He commented and he was like,
42:40
you were as old as you are, however old you are, like
42:46
sucking cock or something like that.
42:48
However many. How did he say it?
42:53
Maybe you're as young as the young cock that you have in your
42:57
mouth. I don't know.
42:58
But it was funny. It was just funny and what he
43:01
said and I said, yeah, bring on the 18 year olds.
43:03
I'm ready to suck that Dick. Joking, joking.
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Don't come to Mistress Mia to get your Dick sucked.
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Not going to happen. OK, There's one Dick I suck.
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We're good on the rest, OK? Anyway, thank you again so much.
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And until then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me
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Mistress.