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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 45 - Hitting Rockbottom · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

• 0:10
  Gravestone: Hello weary traveler.
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  Gravestone: I'm not sure what strange magic
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  Gravestone: must have brought you here, but
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  Gravestone: you have stepped into a realm of
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  Gravestone: my creation.
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  Gravestone: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory.
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  Gravestone: And most importantly, lots of gold.
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  Gravestone: I call it Island Dumas.
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  Gravestone: Who am I?
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  Gravestone: You might ask?
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  Gravestone: The name is Jojo and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
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  Gravestone: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them
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  Gravestone: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a
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  Gravestone: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank,
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  Gravestone: so I filled them in myself.
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  Gravestone: I sent them to this pocket dimension into the city I had
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  Gravestone: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to.
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  Gravestone: Can these fools passed my test
• 1:00
  Gravestone: or will they be trapped here
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  Gravestone: forever?
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  Gravestone: So experience my world of trials
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  Gravestone: and tribulations and join
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  Gravestone: alongside this posse of pitiful
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  Gravestone: people.
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  Gravestone: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Isla Numis.
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  Skyler: Welcome back, everybody to
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  Skyler: another episode of Criminals of
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  Skyler: Isla Numis.
• 1:20
  Skyler: Let's introduce everybody we have tonight.
• 1:22
  Skyler: We are missing one person, which we all holding the mics.
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  Skyler: I don't know, we got it.
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  Skyler: When did we become a broadcast?
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  Skyler: We are broadcast.
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  Skyler: There's nothing else we can do.
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  Skyler: To my right, we've got Fatty Lumpkins.
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  Skyler: Who's playing?
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  Skyler: Kato.
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  Fatty (Keto): Fatty here.
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  Fatty (Keto): Coming to you from the new location of Cameron's place.
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  Skyler: The new temporary location?
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  Fatty (Keto): Yes. It's wonderful being able to sit on a couch and recline.
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  Skyler: This is what Fatty's.
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  Fatty (Keto): Been asking for since we started this, I really have.
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  Fatty (Keto): I prefer the comfortable.
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  Fatty (Keto): We normally.
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  Skyler: Play.
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  Fatty (Keto): At Dave's table, his kitchen table in his dining room.
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  Fatty (Keto): But every time, every week he stopped asking.
• 2:02
  Fatty (Keto): But almost every week he would ask, can we play at the couches
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  Fatty (Keto): with the little table?
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  Fatty (Keto): And they go, no. And so if the acoustics suck, that's too bad
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  Fatty (Keto): because we're comfortable.
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  Skyler: Anyway, with that being said,
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  Skyler: next to fatty, we've got Quinn,
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  Skyler: who's playing a fan favorite
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  Skyler: little sauce.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Yeah. Uh. Little sauce.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm a little sleepy.
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  Fatty (Keto): Actually, a fan favorite.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Oh.
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  Skyler: He says.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): That anyway. Yeah. I'm sorry.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): I'm sleepy.
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  Skyler: Sleepy sauce.
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  Skyler: He's a little sleepy.
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  Skyler: Little sleepy sauce.
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  Skyler: Uh, next to him, we've got
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  Skyler: Cameron, who's playing the
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  Skyler: goblin.
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  Fatty (Keto): Yeah. Hi. I'm Rorik.
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  Skyler: The goblin.
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  Fatty (Keto): The goblin?
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  Skyler: Just to confirm.
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  Fatty (Keto): Played by Cameron.
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  Skyler: That's right, that's right.
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  Skyler: Yes. Thank you.
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  Skyler: It's good to.
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  Skyler: It's good to get all that out of the way.
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  Skyler: White.
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  Skyler: Oh, okay.
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  Skyler: We're getting really, really narrowed down.
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  Skyler: I couldn't yeah, I couldn't tell.
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  Skyler: Last but certainly not least, we have Jackson who is playing Des.
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  Jackson (Dez): I I'm I'm Jack. I play des every
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  Jackson (Dez): day that des wakes up with
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  Jackson (Dez): feathers is the new worst day of
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  Jackson (Dez): his life.
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  Skyler: Which is currently been every
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  Skyler: day for the last, like, two
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  Skyler: weeks ish.
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  Jackson (Dez): Has it only been two weeks?
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  Jackson (Dez): How long do we have?
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  Fatty (Keto): All the long have we been here?
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  Fatty (Keto): That sounds about right, actually, yeah.
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  Jackson (Dez): We need to go back and find how many times we've long rested.
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  Fatty (Keto): I know it's less than two weeks.
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  Skyler: I tried to keep track for a little while.
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  Skyler: I, like, listen back through a bunch of stuff and, I don't
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  Skyler: know, I kind of lost track.
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  Fatty (Keto): I think it's like ten or eleven.
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  Skyler: Yeah, that sounds about right.
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  Skyler: You will know that we are missing Dave.
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  Skyler: Uh, he is unavailable tonight,
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  Skyler: so Maki will be kind of semi run
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  Skyler: by myself.
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  Skyler: So I'll be doing that kind of running as his character for
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  Skyler: him, for the whatever necessity that comes up in that context.
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  Skyler: So with that being said, we will
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  Skyler: jump back into criminals of Isla
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  Skyler: Numa's.
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  Skyler: All right.
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  Skyler: Where we last left off, you guys
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  Skyler: were battling against this giant
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  Skyler: titanic monstrosity.
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  Skyler: That was the amalgamation of the
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  Skyler: mitosis saurus and King
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  Skyler: Fortuna's that you fought,
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  Skyler: calling itself King mitosis
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  Skyler: saurus.
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  Skyler: Uh, it had five heads, which you
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  Skyler: chopped off, all of which
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  Skyler: defeating the main monster
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  Skyler: itself.
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  Skyler: But the heads themselves returned back to, uh, or created
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  Skyler: sort of pseudo monsters of their own and were attacking you guys.
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  Skyler: And before you guys could fight back, you started to become
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  Skyler: surrounded by sort of zombified citizens under the control of
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  Skyler: the euphoria drug.
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  Skyler: Thankfully, little source who
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  Skyler: had also taken that drug
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  Skyler: previously was able to overcome
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  Skyler: the constitution check necessary
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  Skyler: in order to retain his own
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  Skyler: consciousness.
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  Skyler: But the people around you currently have surrounded you
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  Skyler: like a horde of zombies alongside these multi heads of
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  Skyler: snakes that have now become their own kind of creatures.
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  Skyler: They actually have like buff King.
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  Skyler: Uh, King Fortuna's bodies, which is really disturbing to think
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  Skyler: about, but I digress.
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  Skyler: That is what you guys, the predicament that you guys are in
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  Skyler: currently right now.
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  Skyler: You guys had also during the battle against the King Midas
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  Skyler: Asaurus had seen this massive beam of light that shot up into
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  Skyler: the skies, and you saw something amidst that light, something
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  Skyler: that descended, or something along those lines.
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  Skyler: It was really hard to tell because it was pretty far away.
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  Skyler: But whatever the case, you guys are here in the middle of the
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  Skyler: sort of just an open square, which is a lot less open because
• 5:36
  Skyler: you're surrounded by enemies.
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  Skyler: And alongside you is Bailey.
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  Skyler: Uh, and maybe, maybe a couple
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  Skyler: remaining members of the
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  Skyler: Mercenaries Guild that came to
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  Skyler: fight against the giant monster
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  Skyler: and your friends from the rock
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  Skyler: bottoms.
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  Jackson (Dez): Remember, every mercenary that dies has a bigger cut for us.
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  Skyler: That is also true.
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  Fatty (Keto): Which I feel like might not ever come to fruition.
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  Jackson (Dez): That's fine.
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  Jackson (Dez): If they all die, we go to the Mercenaries Guild and we say,
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  Jackson (Dez): hey, guess what?
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  Jackson (Dez): That was us.
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  Jackson (Dez): We. Not that we.
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  Jackson (Dez): You killed our friend.
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  Jackson (Dez): We didn't kill you.
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  Jackson (Dez): That was a very good.
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  Jackson (Dez): That was us, though.
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  Fatty (Keto): And now we want their money.
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  Fatty (Keto): Give us their money.
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  Fatty (Keto): We're robbing you.
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  Jackson (Dez): You know that paycheck you were
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  Jackson (Dez): gonna give your well established
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  Jackson (Dez): employee?
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  Jackson (Dez): Give it to me.
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  Skyler: Uh, we were just gonna make
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  Skyler: Deborah, you know, take on the
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  Skyler: position of all the people that
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  Skyler: died.
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  Skyler: You know, just gonna add to her job.
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  Jackson (Dez): I just, like, stabbed Debbie.
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  Skyler: Oh, and.
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  Jackson (Dez): Just. All right, give me your paycheck.
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  Fatty (Keto): Imagine that was a real thing.
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  Fatty (Keto): Yeah.
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  Fatty (Keto): You just go to people's jobs and just kill them and be like, all
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  Fatty (Keto): right, I get their paycheck now.
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  Skyler: So this is why we have laws.
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  Fatty (Keto): Oh.
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  Skyler: That makes so much sense.
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  Skyler: All right, so what are you guys
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  Skyler: doing as you're surrounded by
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  Skyler: enemies?
• 6:42
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Did you talk about the portal thing?
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  Fatty (Keto): Yeah.
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  Skyler: The beam of light.
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  Quinn (Lil Sauce): No, the.
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  Fatty (Keto): The three people you said there is like, we just killed them.
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  Fatty (Keto): I told Asaurus yeah.
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  Fatty (Keto): And then and they were monologuing last we left.
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  Fatty (Keto): You caught me monologuing.
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  Skyler: They were monologuing for a moment.
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  Skyler: And then, Rurik, the last thing that you did was you shot the
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  Skyler: jar that they were holding that held like some sort of, um.
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  Fatty (Keto): She shook it.
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  Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
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  Skyler: And that was sort of what activated the various.
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  Jackson (Dez): The horse stuff.
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  Skyler: Zombies or it wasn't the horse stuff.
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  Jackson (Dez): It's come full circle.
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  Skyler: It's come full circle.
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  Fatty (Keto): That was a powerful stuff we were dealing with.
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  Skyler: But yes, you shot the jar and it shattered in her hands.
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  Skyler: And then she basically said, though that was annoying.
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  Skyler: And then they all stepped back through the portal.
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  Fatty (Keto): But the portal is still open.
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  Skyler: Uh, I would say it's pretty much closed entirely.
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  Jackson (Dez): Man. Could you imagine though?
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  Fatty (Keto): And like.
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  Jackson (Dez): If all of the horse stuff led to this moment right now, that.
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  Skyler: Would be insane.
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  Fatty (Keto): That'd be wild.
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  Skyler: I should have, I should have
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  Skyler: made it so that it controlled
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  Skyler: horses.
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  Fatty (Keto): Nice. So we shook it and then create our.
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  Skyler: Horse army to fight their army.
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  Skyler: Oh my gosh, would it work on
• 7:51
  Skyler: centaurs that took the euphoria
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  Skyler: drug.
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  Skyler: There are a lot in this city centers.
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  Skyler: Well, there was at least one saw minotaurs.
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  Skyler: You ran against some minotaurs, a mentor, a Minotaur.
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  Skyler: Yeah, like the top half of a man.
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  Skyler: The bottom half of another man.
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  Skyler: I haven't met one.
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  Skyler: The bottom half of a man.
• 8:08
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 8:08
  Skyler: You've met some men.
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  Skyler: You met dudes running?
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  Skyler: No, no, no. A mentor is much different without a mentor.
• 8:15
  Skyler: He has a lot of self-esteem issues.
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  Skyler: So let's.
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  Skyler: Let's get into the scene.
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  Skyler: What are you guys doing as you're.
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  Skyler: You're surrounded by these enemies.
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  Skyler: I'm scared.
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  Skyler: I'm very, very scared.
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  Skyler: I'm very scared.
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  Skyler: You're okay.
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  Skyler: You're very scared.
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  Skyler: Okay.
• 8:30
  Skyler: Can you can you roleplay that for us?
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  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Skyler: Can you?
• 8:32
  Skyler: He's quivering his knees.
• 8:34
  Skyler: I'm shaking right now.
• 8:35
  Skyler: This is it.
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  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Skyler: I was gonna say this is an audio podcast.
• 8:37
  Skyler: You have to.
• 8:37
  Skyler: Well, yeah, I see, I see, I don't know no. So legit though.
• 8:41
  Skyler: Like I saw all these zombies are coming at us, right?
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  Skyler: And they're all glowing eyes.
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  Skyler: I kind of do.
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  Skyler: I know what I just did, yeah.
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  Skyler: Uh, like when you overcame it.
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  Skyler: Yeah.
• 8:49
  Skyler: I would say you're aware.
• 8:50
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 8:50
  Skyler: You felt something.
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  Skyler: Tried to sort of grab Ahold of your brain.
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  Skyler: So these guys kind of figure
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  Skyler: out, though, that it's all the
• 8:57
  Skyler: people that took you for, or
• 8:58
  Skyler: they don't know that the
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  Skyler: zombies, why there would that be
• 9:01
  Skyler: something?
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  Skyler: I, I shout out, be like, guys,
• 9:03
  Skyler: you could, you could be like two
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  Skyler: guys.
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  Skyler: I felt it.
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  Skyler: It's, it's a euphoria.
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  Skyler: Anybody that took euphoria is going to be a zombie.
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  Skyler: I was able enough to hold off
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  Skyler: because of the thing I. Maybe
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  Skyler: because of what I know maybe or
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  Skyler: what.
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  Skyler: I mean honestly, you literally just by.
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  Skyler: First of all, well, you don't know why one hundred percent why
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  Skyler: you were able to overcome it.
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  Skyler: But as far as you're aware,
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  Skyler: you're just willpower overcame
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  Skyler: the attempt.
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  Skyler: I have such great willpower.
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  Skyler: I was able to withstand it to.
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  Skyler: These peasants were.
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  Skyler: No, I'm just kidding.
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  Skyler: But.
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  Skyler: So yeah, I just probably scream out, it's the euphoria.
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  Skyler: Anybody that's on it this now a zombie.
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  Skyler: I'm sure these guys probably
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  Skyler: know that, but I. I'd probably
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  Skyler: scream it out, but probably want
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  Skyler: to probably want to group up
• 9:46
  Skyler: though, right.
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  Skyler: You guys are all.
• 9:48
  Skyler: I would argue you guys are, for
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  Skyler: the most part, grouped up at
• 9:50
  Skyler: this point and are in an
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  Skyler: alleyway.
• 9:53
  Fatty (Keto): No, we dashed out to the dragon, didn't we?
• 9:56
  Skyler: Yeah, I'm up on a rooftop.
• 9:57
  Fatty (Keto): So like when I was on the roof.
• 10:00
  Jackson (Dez): I am not on a roof.
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  Jackson (Dez): I'm definitely with the
• 10:02
  Jackson (Dez): tombstone and his buddies
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  Jackson (Dez): though.
• 10:04
  Skyler: Gravestone.
• 10:05
  Skyler: But yes.
• 10:06
  Jackson (Dez): We're like, yeah.
• 10:07
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 10:08
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, yeah.
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  Skyler: What does that mean?
• 10:11
  Jackson (Dez): Uh, we're just, we're in a group.
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  Jackson (Dez): We're going, we're going toe to toe with the, with the guys.
• 10:16
  Skyler: Okay. Toe to toe.
• 10:17
  Skyler: You don't have toes.
• 10:19
  Skyler: Here's my question.
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  Skyler: Are you, are you okay?
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  Skyler: So you guys are all, like I said, you're surrounded.
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  Jackson (Dez): Uh huh?
• 10:25
  Skyler: Are you fighting?
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  Skyler: Or are you kind of analyzing the
• 10:29
  Skyler: situation, trying to make a
• 10:31
  Skyler: decision on what you're going to
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  Skyler: do?
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  Skyler: Like, what's.
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  Fatty (Keto): How many of these zombies are we looking at?
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  Fatty (Keto): Is this like a ten, a twenty, a fifty.
• 10:39
  Skyler: Let's say a fifteen.
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  Jackson (Dez): Fifteen.
• 10:42
  Skyler: Yes.
• 10:43
  Fatty (Keto): Fifteen.
• 10:44
  Skyler: Yes.
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  Jackson (Dez): Just fifteen.
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  Fatty (Keto): Just fifteen.
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  Fatty (Keto): That's.
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  Jackson (Dez): And there's zombies.
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  Jackson (Dez): Or are they thralls?
• 10:51
  Jackson (Dez): I feel like this is an important.
• 10:52
  Skyler: This is a good question.
• 10:53
  Skyler: Yeah, no, I agree.
• 10:54
  Skyler: This is a good question.
• 10:55
  Fatty (Keto): A good time to elaborate on the difference.
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  Fatty (Keto): For those of us who don't know.
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  Skyler: Thralls are under the control of something.
• 11:01
  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Skyler: Versus zombies, which are undead.
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  Skyler: Although arguably, and I talked
• 11:05
  Skyler: to this with Emily the other
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  Skyler: day, technically, if you go back
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  Skyler: to like the origination of the
• 11:10
  Skyler: concept of zombies was also
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  Skyler: thralls because it was very like
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  Skyler: based on voodoo and mind
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  Skyler: control, right?
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  Skyler: So, but, but in the more like traditional sense.
• 11:19
  Fatty (Keto): Like thrall.
• 11:19
  Cameron (Rorick): Because you could break out of it because it was a skill check.
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  Skyler: Well, okay.
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  Skyler: And given the information that
• 11:26
  Skyler: little source just shouted out
• 11:28
  Skyler: to you guys about how he almost,
• 11:30
  Skyler: he.
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  Cameron (Rorick): He overcame it, which means it's thrall.
• 11:32
  Cameron (Rorick): Exactly.
• 11:33
  Skyler: Yes. So I think you guys are aware.
• 11:35
  Cameron (Rorick): They're just under mind control.
• 11:36
  Jackson (Dez): So it's a thrall.
• 11:38
  Skyler: And you hear, I think when you
• 11:39
  Skyler: shout this out, gravestone says,
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  Skyler: see.
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  Jackson (Dez): I knew there.
• 11:42
  Gravestone: Was something weird about that stuff.
• 11:44
  Cameron (Rorick): That's why I said nobody should take it.
• 11:46
  Jackson (Dez): I wonder if there's a way that
• 11:48
  Jackson (Dez): we can assist in their
• 11:51
  Jackson (Dez): rehabilitation.
• 11:52
  Jackson (Dez): Rehabilitation?
• 11:53
  Jackson (Dez): I was gonna say meta game.
• 11:55
  Jackson (Dez): There's, uh, skill save.
• 11:57
  Cameron (Rorick): We could, uh, hit their snooze button and.
• 12:00
  Cameron (Rorick): Just knock them, hit them on the top of their heads.
• 12:04
  Jackson (Dez): You got turn on non-lethal damage.
• 12:06
  Jackson (Dez): Hit the switch.
• 12:07
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay.
• 12:08
  Fatty (Keto): And there are also how many of these big worm creatures?
• 12:10
  Skyler: There are five of these worm creatures.
• 12:11
  Fatty (Keto): Five of the worm creatures.
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  Fatty (Keto): And the worm creatures are.
• 12:15
  Jackson (Dez): Not thralls.
• 12:16
  Fatty (Keto): Not thralls.
• 12:17
  Fatty (Keto): But are they attacking the zombies or are they coexisting?
• 12:21
  Skyler: They're coexisting and they're coming towards you.
• 12:24
  Fatty (Keto): Okay.
• 12:24
  Cameron (Rorick): They know that.
• 12:25
  Skyler: I only got twelve health left, so I, I there's no way I can,
• 12:28
  Skyler: like, get down there.
• 12:30
  Skyler: I'm just gonna have to chill up on the.
• 12:31
  Cameron (Rorick): If you had more health, would you know how to get down there?
• 12:34
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah.
• 12:34
  Skyler: I think he has feather fall or something.
• 12:36
  Skyler: No, I, I mean I can I'm sure I could just spider climb.
• 12:39
  Skyler: He can just.
• 12:40
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 12:40
  Cameron (Rorick): He just that's the sound effect.
• 12:43
  Skyler: That's what that's what spiders climb.
• 12:45
  Skyler: Record that send that into like whoever's making the next vote.
• 12:49
  Fatty (Keto): That was kind of like a the Mario fall.
• 12:52
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, yeah.
• 12:53
  Skyler: So yeah, I, I are we attacking or what?
• 12:56
  Skyler: What are we going to do here?
• 12:57
  Skyler: I have the order from last time.
• 12:59
  Skyler: If we want to just go off of that.
• 13:01
  Jackson (Dez): I mean we might as well.
• 13:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Aren't we still in combat.
• 13:04
  Skyler: Yes. Technically yes.
• 13:05
  Skyler: I just kind of wanted to see if there was anything specific you
• 13:07
  Skyler: guys were doing.
• 13:08
  Skyler: So with that being said,
• 13:09
  Skyler: Cameron, you were at the top of
• 13:10
  Skyler: the order.
• 13:11
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, sick.
• 13:12
  Cameron (Rorick): That's me.
• 13:13
  Jackson (Dez): Top of the food chain.
• 13:14
  Jackson (Dez): Eat him up, bud.
• 13:15
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, I want to kill something.
• 13:17
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay.
• 13:18
  Skyler: Anything in particular?
• 13:21
  Cameron (Rorick): What?
• 13:21
  Cameron (Rorick): Looks like it wants to kill me.
• 13:23
  Skyler: Well, all of this stuff done.
• 13:25
  Cameron (Rorick): I shoot the closest worm wormy boy.
• 13:30
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay.
• 13:30
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 13:32
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, twenty six.
• 13:33
  Skyler: That definitely is gonna hit nine damage.
• 13:36
  Skyler: Nine damage.
• 13:37
  Skyler: All right, you fire an arrow,
• 13:39
  Skyler: and it slams into one of these
• 13:41
  Skyler: Fortuna snakes.
• 13:42
  Skyler: Eleven damage and eleven more.
• 13:44
  Skyler: No. Or total.
• 13:46
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, sorry.
• 13:46
  Cameron (Rorick): My bad.
• 13:47
  Skyler: Eleven damage.
• 13:48
  Skyler: All right, so your arrow flies
• 13:50
  Skyler: forth and slams into this
• 13:52
  Skyler: Fortuna snake.
• 13:53
  Skyler: It kind of like, uh, motions as
• 13:56
  Skyler: as this arrow slams into it,
• 13:57
  Skyler: showing that it is not happy
• 14:00
  Skyler: about that.
• 14:01
  Skyler: All right.
• 14:01
  Skyler: Is there anything else you would like to do?
• 14:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Hide behind Cato. What?
• 14:05
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 14:06
  Skyler: Uh, we'll jump over to Little
• 14:08
  Skyler: Source who's up at the top of
• 14:09
  Skyler: this tower.
• 14:10
  Skyler: Yeah. So if I were to, like, thunderwave down.
• 14:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Something that's cast around you.
• 14:15
  Skyler: Yeah, I know, I was, like, trying to go down like.
• 14:17
  Jackson (Dez): Dude, if you.
• 14:18
  Skyler: Like, jumped off the.
• 14:20
  Jackson (Dez): Superhero pose into a thunderwave.
• 14:22
  Skyler: Dude, that'd be sick.
• 14:23
  Skyler: Yeah, but I would.
• 14:23
  Skyler: Do something to.
• 14:24
  Skyler: Yeah, I was gonna say you'd have
• 14:25
  Skyler: to do something to keep you from
• 14:26
  Skyler: dying.
• 14:26
  Cameron (Rorick): Just like that.
• 14:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Like what?
• 14:30
  Skyler: If you had a potion or an item that gave you.
• 14:33
  Skyler: Yeah. So like, if I just did
• 14:35
  Skyler: thunderwave, like down on the
• 14:37
  Skyler: ground, would it affect these
• 14:39
  Skyler: guys?
• 14:39
  Skyler: Are they down in the thick of it fighting?
• 14:42
  Skyler: I don't know, you have to cast it from yourself though.
• 14:45
  Skyler: Like around yourself.
• 14:47
  Skyler: I said just.
• 14:48
  Skyler: It wouldn't necessarily go down.
• 14:49
  Skyler: Yeah, I'm just gonna try and do.
• 14:51
  Skyler: I'm gonna cast mage armor.
• 14:53
  Skyler: Okay. Here yourself for what could be to come.
• 14:55
  Skyler: Anything with your movement.
• 14:56
  Skyler: Anything with your bonus action.
• 14:59
  Skyler: I'm not really in any threat right now.
• 15:00
  Skyler: Right?
• 15:01
  Skyler: They're all down.
• 15:02
  Skyler: Not from up on the building.
• 15:03
  Skyler: Okay. I'm just gonna.
• 15:04
  Skyler: I'm gonna chill right there.
• 15:05
  Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
• 15:06
  Skyler: All right, we'll jump over to des.
• 15:09
  Jackson (Dez): Um, can I see.
• 15:12
  Jackson (Dez): Do I see the snake thing that was hit with the arrow?
• 15:15
  Skyler: Yeah, absolutely.
• 15:16
  Jackson (Dez): Okay.
• 15:16
  Skyler: I like to think that you guys kind of bunched.
• 15:18
  Skyler: Those of you that are on the ground kind of bunched together
• 15:20
  Skyler: to a certain extent.
• 15:22
  Skyler: Um, and you're kind of pushed up
• 15:24
  Skyler: against like a building or maybe
• 15:26
  Skyler: there's an alleyway and these
• 15:27
  Skyler: things are all kind of coming
• 15:28
  Skyler: towards you.
• 15:30
  Skyler: Zombies and Fortuna snakes.
• 15:33
  Jackson (Dez): Okay. Um, I'm going to, uh, follow up that arrow hit with a
• 15:41
  Jackson (Dez): Warhammer to the face.
• 15:42
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay.
• 15:44
  Jackson (Dez): Seven plus ten.
• 15:44
  Jackson (Dez): Seventeen.
• 15:45
  Skyler: Seventeen hits.
• 15:46
  Skyler: Nice.
• 15:46
  Jackson (Dez): All right.
• 15:47
  Jackson (Dez): Uh, six extra damage.
• 15:49
  Skyler: Damage.
• 15:49
  Skyler: On top of it, you lunge forward
• 15:52
  Skyler: with your Warhammer and slap
• 15:54
  Skyler: that that center snake across
• 15:56
  Skyler: the face.
• 15:57
  Jackson (Dez): Sick. I really wish that Warhammer did more damage.
• 16:00
  Jackson (Dez): It does enough.
• 16:01
  Jackson (Dez): One d6 plus four x ten, right?
• 16:03
  Jackson (Dez): Isn't that a little wimpy?
• 16:04
  Jackson (Dez): I need I need to figure out.
• 16:06
  Jackson (Dez): I need to go back and listen to
• 16:07
  Jackson (Dez): the podcast to see if I can find
• 16:08
  Jackson (Dez): that extending battle axe that I
• 16:10
  Jackson (Dez): got.
• 16:10
  Fatty (Keto): Was that your prize from the Minotaur races?
• 16:13
  Jackson (Dez): It sure was.
• 16:14
  Fatty (Keto): I rarely use my helmet.
• 16:15
  Fatty (Keto): If I think you use your battle axe even less frequently.
• 16:18
  Jackson (Dez): I've never used it, and that's because I was a Ranger and it
• 16:21
  Jackson (Dez): was useless to me.
• 16:22
  Jackson (Dez): But now that I have some levels in barbarian, it's like I need
• 16:25
  Jackson (Dez): it in my life, I believe.
• 16:27
  Skyler: Dave is still in the air.
• 16:29
  Fatty (Keto): And playing, but.
• 16:30
  Skyler: He's throwing meteors down at people.
• 16:34
  Skyler: Um, okay.
• 16:34
  Skyler: He sees the center snakes.
• 16:36
  Skyler: I think if anything, Dave
• 16:38
  Skyler: probably isn't hearing
• 16:39
  Skyler: everything all of you guys are
• 16:40
  Skyler: saying because he's up in the
• 16:42
  Skyler: air.
• 16:42
  Skyler: Um, so he just sees the center
• 16:44
  Skyler: stakes and he just starts firing
• 16:46
  Skyler: down meteors.
• 16:47
  Skyler: I'm gonna have, uh, all the creatures within a radius of
• 16:50
  Skyler: where this meteor is gonna slam down, uh, make a dexterity save.
• 16:54
  Skyler: Um, I'm gonna say that the center snake fails, and
• 16:57
  Skyler: strangely enough, several of the zombies are able to succeed.
• 17:02
  Skyler: Which, you know, is probably for the zombies.
• 17:04
  Skyler: Sorry.
• 17:05
  Skyler: Yes, the the euphoric.
• 17:07
  Jackson (Dez): They've got their dexterity in them.
• 17:09
  Skyler: Yeah. That's true.
• 17:10
  Skyler: They're fast zombies.
• 17:11
  Jackson (Dez): They're they're.
• 17:12
  Cameron (Rorick): Runners.
• 17:12
  Skyler: Oh, no. Um. Okay. Sweet.
• 17:15
  Skyler: So one of these meteors slams down, hitting the monstrosity, a
• 17:20
  Skyler: creature on a failed save and half as much on the success one.
• 17:23
  Skyler: So even the ones that did succeed still take some damage.
• 17:26
  Jackson (Dez): I think you know that they're
• 17:27
  Jackson (Dez): not zombies because we're
• 17:29
  Jackson (Dez): calling them zombies and not
• 17:31
  Jackson (Dez): some silly name like Shamblers
• 17:33
  Jackson (Dez): or.
• 17:34
  Cameron (Rorick): Bumblers.
• 17:35
  Jackson (Dez): Bumbling.
• 17:36
  Skyler: That's a good point.
• 17:37
  Skyler: Um, you see one of these euphoric thralls.
• 17:42
  Skyler: One of.
• 17:42
  Jackson (Dez): These, if I've ever heard one.
• 17:45
  Skyler: One of these euphoric thralls
• 17:48
  Skyler: that gets kind of knocked back
• 17:50
  Skyler: from this meteorite shakes his
• 17:52
  Skyler: head and you see his eyes are no
• 17:53
  Skyler: longer glowing.
• 17:54
  Skyler: And he looks around and he's like, uh.
• 17:57
  Speaker 11: What's going on?
• 17:59
  Skyler: And a couple of the euphoria, the euphoria zombies look at him
• 18:02
  Skyler: and they're like, ah!
• 18:03
  Skyler: And so they start coming at him.
• 18:05
  Skyler: Um, and he's kind of amidst this, uh, this small crowd here.
• 18:08
  Skyler: So be aware of that.
• 18:09
  Skyler: With that being said, fatty, you are up.
• 18:12
  Fatty (Keto): Fatty is going to target one of those thrall, not the thralls,
• 18:18
  Fatty (Keto): the, uh, the other thing.
• 18:20
  Skyler: Uh, the Fortuna snakes.
• 18:21
  Jackson (Dez): The snakes.
• 18:22
  Skyler: Yes. Okay.
• 18:23
  Fatty (Keto): So do we have any allies near the snakes?
• 18:27
  Fatty (Keto): Wasn't Jackson just attacking the snake?
• 18:29
  Skyler: That's true.
• 18:29
  Skyler: Yes. Jackson would technically
• 18:31
  Skyler: be right because he used a melee
• 18:33
  Skyler: attack, so he'd be right up on
• 18:34
  Skyler: the snake.
• 18:34
  Fatty (Keto): So Cato is going to target that one.
• 18:37
  Fatty (Keto): Okay.
• 18:37
  Fatty (Keto): And form a pack and then use
• 18:41
  Fatty (Keto): pack tactics to make an attack
• 18:44
  Fatty (Keto): at advantage.
• 18:45
  Skyler: At advantage.
• 18:46
  Skyler: Very nice.
• 18:48
  Fatty (Keto): Well, I'm assuming that twenty seven hits.
• 18:51
  Skyler: That's definitely gonna hit.
• 18:52
  Fatty (Keto): So then we're going to make a twelve damage.
• 18:57
  Skyler: Twelve damage as you lunge forward with your.
• 19:01
  Skyler: What is it called again?
• 19:02
  Skyler: Glave.
• 19:02
  Skyler: Glave yes.
• 19:03
  Skyler: I don't know why I forgot the word of that.
• 19:05
  Skyler: And you slash this thing deep
• 19:08
  Skyler: again across its King Fortuna's
• 19:10
  Skyler: looking body.
• 19:11
  Fatty (Keto): And again.
• 19:12
  Skyler: Again he comes in with another swipe.
• 19:16
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, that's a twenty eight.
• 19:17
  Fatty (Keto): Okay, so even higher.
• 19:18
  Skyler: Even higher.
• 19:19
  Fatty (Keto): So then that makes eight.
• 19:20
  Skyler: eight more damage on top of it.
• 19:22
  Skyler: You slash a second time, leaving another massive gash.
• 19:25
  Skyler: This thing bellows up into the air.
• 19:30
  Skyler: I'm still alive.
• 19:32
  Fatty (Keto): Still alive.
• 19:33
  Skyler: Very, uh, very heavily damaged.
• 19:35
  Fatty (Keto): Well, why don't we just Manifest because I think there's.
• 19:40
  Fatty (Keto): Is there still an echo here?
• 19:41
  Skyler: Actually, I think the echo died.
• 19:43
  Fatty (Keto): Did the echo die?
• 19:44
  Skyler: Yeah. I think it got stomped on.
• 19:46
  Fatty (Keto): Okay. Well, then we're gonna use my bonus action to create the
• 19:50
  Fatty (Keto): echo right near us.
• 19:52
  Fatty (Keto): Okay.
• 19:53
  Fatty (Keto): And use on lease incarceration, which allows me to take an
• 19:57
  Fatty (Keto): additional attack from the echo.
• 19:59
  Fatty (Keto): Not to mock dyslexia, but that's
• 20:02
  Fatty (Keto): his incarnation, not
• 20:03
  Fatty (Keto): incarceration.
• 20:05
  Skyler: Release incarceration is
• 20:06
  Skyler: literally just get out of jail
• 20:08
  Skyler: free.
• 20:08
  Fatty (Keto): How about a fifteen?
• 20:10
  Skyler: That is just enough.
• 20:12
  Fatty (Keto): Wow.
• 20:13
  Skyler: To get one more slash in from your echo slash.
• 20:16
  Fatty (Keto): From the echo fourteen.
• 20:18
  Skyler: Holy cow!
• 20:18
  Skyler: Your echo slams.
• 20:20
  Skyler: All right.
• 20:21
  Skyler: Once more from behind.
• 20:22
  Skyler: I like to think that you like manifested in the air.
• 20:25
  Skyler: And it comes down and like adds
• 20:27
  Skyler: one more massive slash to this
• 20:29
  Skyler: thing.
• 20:29
  Skyler: Uh, I would say it dismembers one of its arms.
• 20:32
  Skyler: So it has.
• 20:32
  Skyler: Remember those, like King Fortuna's muscular arms.
• 20:35
  Skyler: This is a disturbing looking creature.
• 20:37
  Skyler: Somebody wants to draw it and
• 20:39
  Skyler: post it and and like, tag us in
• 20:40
  Skyler: it.
• 20:40
  Skyler: I would love to see that.
• 20:42
  Skyler: Um, but yes, so it slices off an entire arm of this monstrosity.
• 20:47
  Skyler: Um, it takes its other arm and it grabs it just trying to like
• 20:51
  Skyler: hold the wound as black ichor blood comes spurting out of it.
• 20:54
  Skyler: Bailey from amidst the group of
• 20:57
  Skyler: other survivors currently trying
• 20:59
  Skyler: to fight this thing, uh, sees
• 21:00
  Skyler: its opportunity, uh, as you're
• 21:03
  Skyler: slashing it and dashing it
• 21:05
  Skyler: across, uh, its face and fires
• 21:08
  Skyler: an arrow out of his crossbow
• 21:10
  Skyler: that slams into it, dealing an
• 21:12
  Skyler: additional ten damage, leaving
• 21:14
  Skyler: this thing horrifically,
• 21:16
  Skyler: horrifically bloodied.
• 21:18
  Skyler: And then I would say, uh, between the rock bottom's a
• 21:21
  Skyler: couple of the members run forward and they start pounding
• 21:24
  Skyler: on this thing.
• 21:25
  Skyler: As they're doing that gravestone
• 21:27
  Skyler: shouts out to the rest of you
• 21:28
  Skyler: guys, I don't know if we're
• 21:30
  Skyler: gonna be able to handle all of
• 21:31
  Skyler: these guys.
• 21:32
  Skyler: We should make a run for it.
• 21:34
  Skyler: Head back to the Rock Bottoms Club.
• 21:37
  Jackson (Dez): Okay. Des. Des.
• 21:39
  Skyler: Okay.
• 21:39
  Jackson (Dez): All right.
• 21:40
  Jackson (Dez): Des is gonna listen to him.
• 21:41
  Skyler: Does that sound good to everyone?
• 21:43
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah. Seeing how much it took just to bloody that worm.
• 21:47
  Fatty (Keto): I think Quito will recognize the gravity of the situation and
• 21:51
  Fatty (Keto): take the easy way out.
• 21:52
  Fatty (Keto): Follow the gravestones.
• 21:53
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay, okay.
• 21:54
  Cameron (Rorick): The rock bottoms.
• 21:55
  Cameron (Rorick): But. Yeah.
• 21:56
  Skyler: LED led by gravestone.
• 21:57
  Skyler: Okay. So I would say that.
• 21:59
  Cameron (Rorick): Rocks already running.
• 22:00
  Skyler: Oh, okay.
• 22:01
  Skyler: Perfect.
• 22:01
  Skyler: So which way are they?
• 22:02
  Skyler: Are they going towards me or away from me?
• 22:04
  Skyler: How would this.
• 22:05
  Skyler: They be going away from you since you're on the building?
• 22:07
  Skyler: Technically.
• 22:08
  Skyler: But wait for me.
• 22:09
  Skyler: Just meet us at the Rock Bottoms Club, okay?
• 22:12
  Skyler: Jump from rooftop to rooftop like.
• 22:15
  Skyler: Okay, that's night man.
• 22:16
  Speaker 12: Who's night man?
• 22:18
  Skyler: I don't know, he's a fictional
• 22:19
  Skyler: character that sprout used to
• 22:21
  Skyler: draw, but he got pretty popular
• 22:24
  Skyler: anyway.
• 22:24
  Skyler: This is something we'll be talking about later.
• 22:26
  Skyler: The other members of the rock bottoms are able to cut down
• 22:29
  Skyler: this Fortuna snake that you guys had done so much damage to.
• 22:33
  Skyler: Uh, leaving a path.
• 22:34
  Skyler: an open path between or like just open enough to get through
• 22:38
  Skyler: all of the the euphoria zombies, the Fortuna snakes.
• 22:42
  Skyler: There are four of them left now.
• 22:45
  Skyler: Are all gonna make an attack on Cato.
• 22:49
  Fatty (Keto): What about Cato is echo.
• 22:50
  Skyler: Cato's Echo, and Cato.
• 22:52
  Fatty (Keto): So that means less damage for
• 22:54
  Fatty (Keto): Cato because his echo is gonna
• 22:55
  Fatty (Keto): die.
• 22:55
  Fatty (Keto): But he wasted an attack.
• 22:56
  Skyler: All right, so I'm just gonna say, because they hit one of the
• 23:00
  Skyler: echo is probably gonna vanish.
• 23:01
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, the echo is dead.
• 23:02
  Skyler: Uh, but.
• 23:03
  Fatty (Keto): But he did waste an attack.
• 23:05
  Skyler: That is true.
• 23:06
  Skyler: That is true.
• 23:07
  Skyler: Um, but as for the ones that got to you, the other one though,
• 23:12
  Skyler: gets a nineteen.
• 23:14
  Skyler: So if your AC is twenty twenty, if it is twenty then it misses.
• 23:19
  Skyler: But as you run through, I think
• 23:21
  Skyler: this thing is just like pounding
• 23:22
  Skyler: against your armor and it's like
• 23:25
  Skyler: kind of shuffling after you, but
• 23:26
  Skyler: you manage to kind of push
• 23:27
  Skyler: through and it gets trapped
• 23:29
  Skyler: amidst the horde of the
• 23:31
  Skyler: euphoric.
• 23:31
  Skyler: And you guys are able to push
• 23:34
  Skyler: past through the horde and start
• 23:36
  Skyler: booking it alongside all your
• 23:38
  Skyler: other allies that you currently
• 23:39
  Skyler: have towards the Rock Bottoms
• 23:41
  Skyler: Club, which you've been to
• 23:42
  Skyler: before.
• 23:43
  Skyler: Obviously little sauce.
• 23:44
  Skyler: What are you doing to make sure that you keep up with this?
• 23:48
  Skyler: AM I able to jump from roof to roof?
• 23:50
  Skyler: Yeah, I'd say for the most part, I think really what it comes
• 23:52
  Skyler: down to is you jump from roof to roof for a while, and then you'd
• 23:56
  Skyler: hit a point where the Rock Bottoms Club is like a much
• 23:59
  Skyler: lower building, like it's probably only one storey, maybe
• 24:02
  Skyler: one and a half.
• 24:03
  Skyler: If I need to.
• 24:04
  Skyler: I just use spider climbed up.
• 24:06
  Skyler: Okay. Mark that down as you down onto you.
• 24:11
  Fatty (Keto): Do that and then you look over
• 24:12
  Fatty (Keto): and you see the fire escape
• 24:14
  Fatty (Keto): right.
• 24:14
  Cameron (Rorick): Next.
• 24:15
  Skyler: Yeah, right next to you.
• 24:17
  Skyler: Oh, no. Well.
• 24:31
  Skyler: All right.
• 24:32
  Skyler: So you guys see that the Rock
• 24:34
  Skyler: Bottoms Club is already boarded
• 24:36
  Skyler: up.
• 24:37
  Skyler: Uh, windows are boarded, doors are boarded.
• 24:40
  Skyler: This all suggesting that your guys running into the, the king
• 24:44
  Skyler: of mitosis and then seeing the euphoria zombies afterwards.
• 24:47
  Skyler: This is not like the first situation.
• 24:49
  Skyler: Like there have been amidst the city in other places or slowly
• 24:53
  Skyler: growing or whatever the case, all morning rock bottoms is
• 24:56
  Skyler: already boarded up.
• 24:57
  Skyler: Gravestone says, don't worry,
• 24:58
  Skyler: we've got a. We've got a way
• 24:59
  Skyler: inside.
• 25:00
  Skyler: It's secret.
• 25:01
  Skyler: And he runs around the corner of
• 25:02
  Skyler: a building and he pops open a
• 25:04
  Skyler: manhole.
• 25:04
  Fatty (Keto): I thought there was just going
• 25:05
  Fatty (Keto): to be a side door and he was
• 25:06
  Fatty (Keto): wrong.
• 25:07
  Speaker 13: And he's just like, right here
• 25:09
  Speaker 13: there's the main entrance and
• 25:10
  Speaker 13: it's like three feet to the
• 25:12
  Speaker 13: left.
• 25:13
  Cameron (Rorick): This is the door people go
• 25:14
  Cameron (Rorick): through when they have to throw
• 25:16
  Cameron (Rorick): up outside.
• 25:17
  Cameron (Rorick): So, uh, watch your feet.
• 25:18
  Skyler: He opens up this, uh, this circular hole in the, in the
• 25:23
  Skyler: street and motions for you guys all to, to climb down.
• 25:27
  Skyler: Uh, the other members of rock
• 25:28
  Skyler: bottoms already start descending
• 25:30
  Skyler: into this.
• 25:31
  Jackson (Dez): This whole Des definitely follows.
• 25:34
  Jackson (Dez): He's like, yeah, I already joined you.
• 25:35
  Jackson (Dez): I'm just gonna go.
• 25:37
  Skyler: I like to think that everybody climbs in.
• 25:39
  Skyler: Obviously, gravestone is holding it open for you guys and then
• 25:43
  Skyler: looks over and he sees Quinn coming down or sorry.
• 25:46
  Skyler: He sees a little source coming down the side of the building
• 25:48
  Skyler: and he's like.
• 25:49
  Cameron (Rorick): Hurry, hurry.
• 25:50
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh my gosh, they're right there.
• 25:52
  Speaker 13: And you just see this horde.
• 25:53
  Skyler: Of euphoria zombies that's grown
• 25:55
  Skyler: to like multiple hordes at this
• 25:57
  Skyler: point.
• 25:58
  Skyler: Um, with, you know, people, uh, amidst the streets, these other
• 26:02
  Skyler: zombies kind of all start to join in and they're getting
• 26:04
  Skyler: closer and closer and little source is booking it and then
• 26:08
  Skyler: slides and drops right in.
• 26:10
  Skyler: And then, and then gravestone just kind of hops up and like
• 26:14
  Skyler: sort of just brings his entire body into a point and then pulls
• 26:17
  Skyler: the door in behind him as he goes, uh, you guys are all in
• 26:20
  Skyler: the sewers currently underneath the city of Illinois.
• 26:23
  Skyler: He leads you guys.
• 26:24
  Skyler: It's a really short.
• 26:25
  Skyler: I mean, it's literally like around a sewage corner.
• 26:28
  Skyler: And then there's a ladder and there's another one that leads.
• 26:30
  Fatty (Keto): Up, I never know.
• 26:31
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, it's got a big neon sign that says the club's name.
• 26:36
  Fatty (Keto): Open all night.
• 26:37
  Skyler: Open all night.
• 26:37
  Skyler: Alternate entrance under the under entrance.
• 26:41
  Jackson (Dez): This is where cool guys go.
• 26:43
  Skyler: Dude, it's called blow rock bottom.
• 26:45
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, I gotcha.
• 26:47
  Skyler: The sewer itself underneath rock
• 26:48
  Skyler: bottom is also a club, but not
• 26:50
  Skyler: as cool.
• 26:51
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, it's just a bunch of losers.
• 26:53
  Jackson (Dez): Just kind of dancing in the sewer.
• 26:54
  Skyler: All the people.
• 26:55
  Skyler: This is where they send all the people that they were, like,
• 26:57
  Skyler: waiting in line.
• 26:57
  Skyler: And they're like, yeah, you're not getting in, but you could go
• 26:59
  Skyler: below rock bottom.
• 27:00
  Skyler: They're like, oh, okay, well, it's better than nothing.
• 27:03
  Fatty (Keto): You just hear the music, but just very yes.
• 27:05
  Fatty (Keto): And some lights fade through the
• 27:08
  Fatty (Keto): floorboards and they're like,
• 27:09
  Fatty (Keto): yeah, it's kind of like the same
• 27:11
  Fatty (Keto): thing.
• 27:11
  Skyler: Well, it's funny you say that
• 27:13
  Skyler: because as you guys pop out of
• 27:15
  Skyler: the the opening above you, you
• 27:16
  Skyler: realize you're in the bathroom
• 27:18
  Skyler: under or inside of the rock here
• 27:20
  Skyler: before.
• 27:21
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Skyler: I was gonna say you've been in this bathroom before.
• 27:24
  Jackson (Dez): That's so crazy.
• 27:24
  Jackson (Dez): Because I am not imagining indoor plumbing.
• 27:26
  Jackson (Dez): I'm imagining medieval latrines that are just a hole.
• 27:30
  Skyler: So they just well, yeah, they just pop this open.
• 27:32
  Skyler: They dump all the buckets into it.
• 27:33
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, yeah.
• 27:34
  Fatty (Keto): So we just came up through the toilet.
• 27:36
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 27:36
  Jackson (Dez): The toilet.
• 27:37
  Skyler: Well sort of. Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:38
  Skyler: Essentially.
• 27:39
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 27:39
  Jackson (Dez): Well, like I was imagining we're seeing the, the lights from the
• 27:42
  Jackson (Dez): toilet seat above us.
• 27:44
  Jackson (Dez): We're like, I am sat in that one.
• 27:45
  Skyler: She's just like climbing out of it.
• 27:47
  Skyler: Like, like Jim Carrey from Ace
• 27:50
  Skyler: Ventura coming out of the the
• 27:51
  Skyler: Rhino.
• 27:52
  Fatty (Keto): From the couch.
• 27:53
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah, yeah.
• 27:54
  Skyler: Oh yeah.
• 27:54
  Jackson (Dez): From the couch.
• 27:55
  Jackson (Dez): It's not even, it's not even always sunny.
• 27:57
  Jackson (Dez): It's just Danny DeVito from the couch.
• 27:59
  Skyler: From the couch.
• 27:59
  Skyler: Yes, absolutely.
• 28:00
  Skyler: All right, so you guys pop out.
• 28:02
  Skyler: You guys are now in the bathroom of the Rock Bottoms Club.
• 28:04
  Skyler: As you guys come into the main area, you see a handful of
• 28:07
  Skyler: people that are there, uh, mostly either people that work
• 28:10
  Skyler: at the rock bottoms, right?
• 28:12
  Skyler: That are members of their whole organization or regulars that go
• 28:16
  Skyler: there pretty often.
• 28:17
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 28:17
  Skyler: Dino's there and, you know,
• 28:19
  Skyler: just, just the people that
• 28:20
  Skyler: obviously would have followed
• 28:22
  Skyler: the rule that they had at the
• 28:23
  Skyler: club of not using the euphoria
• 28:26
  Skyler: drug, which they were very
• 28:27
  Skyler: adamant about.
• 28:28
  Skyler: Um, so that's where you guys are at.
• 28:29
  Skyler: And gravestone is like, well.
• 28:31
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm so glad that you guys are okay.
• 28:33
  Cameron (Rorick): I was really nervous of who, you know, might have either turned
• 28:38
  Cameron (Rorick): or, you know, got got.
• 28:40
  Fatty (Keto): Working me like a little son.
• 28:43
  Cameron (Rorick): Because.
• 28:43
  Speaker 14: He did euphoria.
• 28:45
  Cameron (Rorick): Wait, then why didn't you turn?
• 28:48
  Skyler: Uh, we don't know.
• 28:50
  Cameron (Rorick): We.
• 28:51
  Fatty (Keto): Well that's.
• 28:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Interesting.
• 28:53
  Cameron (Rorick): Have you have you been doing it for a while?
• 28:56
  Skyler: I did it, we did it one time.
• 28:57
  Skyler: Because to figure out.
• 28:58
  Cameron (Rorick): Keep saying we.
• 29:00
  Speaker 14: It was just you.
• 29:01
  Cameron (Rorick): They all they all pointed at you.
• 29:03
  Skyler: It was a it was a group decision
• 29:05
  Skyler: that somebody needed to try it
• 29:07
  Skyler: to see what it was doing, not
• 29:09
  Skyler: somebody.
• 29:09
  Speaker 14: You're the only one who doesn't remember his past.
• 29:12
  Speaker 14: So we had.
• 29:13
  Speaker 14: You'd use it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 14: Don't remember.
• 29:14
  Cameron (Rorick): Your past.
• 29:15
  Skyler: Okay. Technically. All right.
• 29:16
  Skyler: So like.
• 29:17
  Speaker 14: Do you.
• 29:18
  Cameron (Rorick): When you.
• 29:18
  Cameron (Rorick): What do you mean by past?
• 29:20
  Jackson (Dez): What color was your tricycle?
• 29:22
  Speaker 14: Good question.
• 29:23
  Skyler: Actually, I mean, I'm the
• 29:24
  Skyler: probably the worst person to
• 29:25
  Skyler: ask.
• 29:26
  Speaker 14: Because you've died?
• 29:27
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I died.
• 29:28
  Skyler: And now I've been brought.
• 29:29
  Speaker 14: Back like this.
• 29:30
  Speaker 14: Okay, but do you remember your life before that one?
• 29:33
  Speaker 14: Do it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 14: Do many people.
• 29:35
  Speaker 14: Well, there was one.
• 29:36
  Speaker 14: And that's what euphoria shows you probably wouldn't work on.
• 29:40
  Speaker 14: It shows us.
• 29:40
  Skyler: Our past lives.
• 29:42
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 29:42
  Skyler: I mean, I've heard people tell tales.
• 29:44
  Skyler: They just said that they've, like, had experiences that would
• 29:47
  Skyler: be different realities that they're not currently living in.
• 29:51
  Skyler: So I guess that would explain that.
• 29:52
  Skyler: And long story short, it wouldn't work on any of them,
• 29:55
  Skyler: but it would work on me.
• 29:56
  Skyler: That's what I'm getting hung up, I don't understand.
• 29:58
  Speaker 14: Well, we remember our past lives.
• 30:01
  Speaker 14: All of them.
• 30:02
  Speaker 14: Well, just the one.
• 30:03
  Speaker 14: We're not from here.
• 30:04
  Speaker 14: I thought we told you this.
• 30:05
  Speaker 14: I don't remember this conversation.
• 30:07
  Speaker 14: Oh.
• 30:08
  Skyler: I don't think you guys said anything.
• 30:09
  Speaker 14: I feel like all cards are on the table now.
• 30:12
  Speaker 14: So what's it matter?
• 30:13
  Fatty (Keto): You see.
• 30:13
  Skyler: one guy, you can see one guy
• 30:15
  Skyler: looking at looking at a pack of
• 30:17
  Skyler: cards.
• 30:17
  Fatty (Keto): Like playing.
• 30:18
  Skyler: Poker or something.
• 30:19
  Skyler: And he goes, oh yeah.
• 30:20
  Skyler: And then he sets his hand down.
• 30:21
  Skyler: He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:22
  Skyler: All cards, all cards on the table.
• 30:24
  Skyler: No, not you idiot.
• 30:26
  Speaker 14: Hey, don't call him idiot!
• 30:28
  Speaker 11: Hey, look, I'm trapped in here just like you guys, okay?
• 30:30
  Speaker 11: I'm just trying to make the best of it.
• 30:32
  Speaker 14: He might have pushed on twelve, but he's not an idiot.
• 30:36
  Speaker 11: I just, you know, you never know.
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: Sometimes you get lucky.
• 30:39
  Speaker 11: Anyway.
• 30:39
  Speaker 11: Sorry.
• 30:40
  Speaker 11: Don't mean to interrupt.
• 30:41
  Speaker 14: So. Okay.
• 30:42
  Skyler: We know.
• 30:43
  Speaker 14: We know what it does now.
• 30:44
  Skyler: I always knew that there was
• 30:45
  Skyler: something wrong with it, but I
• 30:47
  Skyler: could never figure it out in my
• 30:48
  Skyler: magical incantations and
• 30:50
  Skyler: alchemical research.
• 30:52
  Skyler: But now we know it's got some kind of mind control.
• 30:55
  Skyler: Something to it.
• 30:56
  Skyler: What are we gonna do?
• 30:58
  Skyler: Do you guys know about it?
• 31:00
  Skyler: When you guys went to the factory and we shut it down, you
• 31:03
  Skyler: guys said there was some leads that you were following.
• 31:06
  Skyler: Did anything you want to know
• 31:07
  Skyler: what it did to me or how it
• 31:09
  Skyler: felt?
• 31:09
  Skyler: Oh, I thought we were past that part.
• 31:12
  Skyler: Oh, well, you didn't.
• 31:13
  Skyler: I didn't.
• 31:13
  Skyler: You didn't.
• 31:14
  Skyler: Do to.
• 31:14
  Skyler: You did it make you see past lives?
• 31:16
  Skyler: You didn't even.
• 31:17
  Skyler: You asked the question and then didn't even let him tell you
• 31:19
  Skyler: what, where they're from.
• 31:21
  Skyler: He. And he points out rohrich.
• 31:22
  Skyler: He. He told me it lets people
• 31:24
  Skyler: people's experience, their past
• 31:26
  Skyler: lives.
• 31:26
  Skyler: Yeah, but they're from another.
• 31:28
  Skyler: They're not from here.
• 31:29
  Skyler: They're.
• 31:30
  Skyler: And we think that it's got something to do with the people
• 31:33
  Skyler: that are in charge running this.
• 31:35
  Skyler: They aren't from here either.
• 31:36
  Skyler: I think they're trying to ascend to their dimension.
• 31:38
  Speaker 14: I, I got an eight ball.
• 31:40
  Speaker 14: Sorry.
• 31:40
  Speaker 14: You keep going.
• 31:41
  Speaker 14: I had an idea.
• 31:42
  Skyler: But but anyways.
• 31:44
  Skyler: And so it attacked.
• 31:45
  Skyler: I took it to because I'm the
• 31:46
  Skyler: only one that could experience
• 31:48
  Skyler: it.
• 31:48
  Skyler: It showed me my past life.
• 31:49
  Skyler: I was a very, very attractive bug bear.
• 31:51
  Skyler: By the way.
• 31:52
  Skyler: Anyways, congratulations.
• 31:54
  Skyler: Thank you.
• 31:54
  Jackson (Dez): Sounds like an oxymoron.
• 31:56
  Jackson (Dez): Attractive bug bear.
• 31:57
  Skyler: Hey, well, I was, I was anyways, um, I taught a lot of children
• 32:01
  Skyler: how to read and write.
• 32:03
  Skyler: I was a good guy.
• 32:04
  Speaker 14: Anyways, the LeBron James of oh yeah, LeBron James.
• 32:10
  Speaker 14: We're gonna make this a reference every time we talk.
• 32:12
  Skyler: Here here here, here.
• 32:14
  Skyler: About an hour or so ago when,
• 32:15
  Skyler: when, when those zombies started
• 32:18
  Skyler: coming out, it tried to attack
• 32:19
  Skyler: me too.
• 32:19
  Skyler: And I don't know why I was able to fight off.
• 32:21
  Skyler: Maybe there's other people who were able to fight it off.
• 32:24
  Skyler: I think the more you take it, the more it's probably
• 32:26
  Skyler: susceptible you'd be.
• 32:28
  Skyler: I only took it to one time and I
• 32:29
  Skyler: almost didn't fight it off
• 32:30
  Skyler: myself.
• 32:32
  Skyler: So maybe if there's someone out there who only took it once,
• 32:34
  Skyler: maybe they they're still okay.
• 32:35
  Skyler: But other than that, everybody else brain is toast.
• 32:38
  Skyler: That makes sense.
• 32:39
  Skyler: That makes sense.
• 32:40
  Skyler: So what do we do about it?
• 32:41
  Skyler: I mean, those are those are our friends out there.
• 32:43
  Speaker 14: I've got an idea.
• 32:44
  Skyler: Okay.
• 32:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah. Let's, uh, let's take the cart, go to little sources.
• 32:50
  Speaker 14: Uh, we kill the zombies.
• 32:52
  Speaker 14: Uh, we those.
• 32:52
  Skyler: Are our friends.
• 32:53
  Speaker 14: We grab, uh, the semen, and then we go to Winchester, have a nice
• 32:58
  Speaker 14: cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
• 33:01
  Skyler: It sounds very familiar.
• 33:03
  Skyler: And my one question would be,
• 33:04
  Skyler: why would you go to the
• 33:05
  Skyler: Winchester?
• 33:06
  Skyler: Not back here to rock bottoms.
• 33:07
  Speaker 14: We've got we go to the rock
• 33:09
  Speaker 14: bottoms and we'll grab a cold
• 33:10
  Speaker 14: pint and wait for this to all
• 33:12
  Speaker 14: blow.
• 33:13
  Skyler: I'm glad.
• 33:14
  Speaker 11: You.
• 33:14
  Skyler: Made that reference because I was planning on it and I was
• 33:17
  Skyler: like, how am I gonna work this?
• 33:18
  Fatty (Keto): Instantly when you said, what are we gonna do about zombies?
• 33:21
  Fatty (Keto): I'm like, oh, I know exactly what we gotta do.
• 33:23
  Fatty (Keto): We gotta go to the Winchester
• 33:25
  Fatty (Keto): and get ourselves a coal plant
• 33:27
  Fatty (Keto): and wait for all of this stuff
• 33:29
  Fatty (Keto): below it.
• 33:29
  Skyler: These might be your friends, but
• 33:31
  Skyler: are they going to be your
• 33:32
  Skyler: friends if they're trying to
• 33:33
  Skyler: kill you?
• 33:33
  Skyler: Well, if you overcame it, maybe there's a way.
• 33:36
  Fatty (Keto): I saw.
• 33:37
  Fatty (Keto): I saw marquee, mind you.
• 33:39
  Fatty (Keto): Where's my.
• 33:40
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 33:40
  Skyler: Marquee came in with you guys.
• 33:41
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, hi.
• 33:42
  Fatty (Keto): Marquee.
• 33:42
  Skyler: Because I think he was technically falling.
• 33:45
  Fatty (Keto): Oh. Okay.
• 33:46
  Skyler: So he.
• 33:46
  Skyler: And then he was just shooting.
• 33:48
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 33:48
  Skyler: He was just shooting him down as he fell.
• 33:50
  Skyler: So I think, yeah.
• 33:51
  Fatty (Keto): I saw marquee shoot a giant meteor at the pack of them.
• 33:55
  Fatty (Keto): And I noticed that it hit one of the zombies.
• 33:59
  Fatty (Keto): And when it hit him, it like broke them out of their spell
• 34:03
  Fatty (Keto): and turned him normal again.
• 34:06
  Fatty (Keto): So they're able.
• 34:06
  Skyler: To be released.
• 34:08
  Fatty (Keto): So my idea of hitting them on
• 34:10
  Fatty (Keto): their snooze button was a good
• 34:12
  Fatty (Keto): idea.
• 34:13
  Skyler: Yes, we just have to be gentle about it.
• 34:15
  Skyler: We can't kill.
• 34:16
  Fatty (Keto): Them in like their feet or something knees or something,
• 34:18
  Fatty (Keto): you know, non-lethal.
• 34:20
  Skyler: Yeah. But what if they have a
• 34:21
  Skyler: what if they have a running
• 34:22
  Skyler: career?
• 34:23
  Skyler: And then you shot him in the knee.
• 34:24
  Skyler: And sometimes you don't always.
• 34:25
  Fatty (Keto): Have a running career around here.
• 34:26
  Fatty (Keto): Besides people that do the Minotaur races.
• 34:29
  Skyler: Dino, he runs goods all across town.
• 34:31
  Fatty (Keto): Well, good for Dino that he's not a zombie.
• 34:33
  Speaker 11: Just do what I do.
• 34:34
  Speaker 11: You know, I just I pick up a crate and I'll put it in a cart.
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: I'll take it wherever you want it to go.
• 34:39
  Fatty (Keto): I'm. I'm glad you're here, Dino.
• 34:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm super stoked.
• 34:43
  Speaker 11: This is great.
• 34:43
  Speaker 11: This is my favorite place to be.
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: You know, I don't even like going home.
• 34:47
  Jackson (Dez): Dang. Wife of mine.
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, she doesn't like what I do for a career.
• 34:51
  Speaker 11: Makes conversation really awkward because she don't want
• 34:53
  Speaker 11: to hear what I do.
• 34:54
  Fatty (Keto): Especially since everyone knows what you do.
• 34:56
  Fatty (Keto): Your nickname is Dino the smuggler.
• 35:00
  Speaker 11: That's me.
• 35:01
  Speaker 11: You need smuggling.
• 35:02
  Speaker 11: Done. You call Dino the smuggler
• 35:04
  Speaker 11: or one of the other guys that do
• 35:06
  Speaker 11: smuggling.
• 35:07
  Jackson (Dez): Not to be mistaken for Dino, the smuggler.
• 35:09
  Jackson (Dez): That would be a.
• 35:11
  Speaker 11: You don't know what I'm saying.
• 35:12
  Fatty (Keto): That's his.
• 35:13
  Speaker 12: Gig.
• 35:15
  Jackson (Dez): His second job?
• 35:16
  Jackson (Dez): That's what his wife doesn't like.
• 35:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's what my wife don't like.
• 35:20
  Fatty (Keto): How about this?
• 35:21
  Fatty (Keto): I got a great idea.
• 35:22
  Fatty (Keto): And it involves Dino.
• 35:24
  Fatty (Keto): Okay, so.
• 35:26
  Speaker 11: So, um.
• 35:26
  Speaker 11: I'm game.
• 35:27
  Fatty (Keto): Uh, perfect.
• 35:29
  Fatty (Keto): We need smuggling.
• 35:30
  Speaker 11: Even better.
• 35:30
  Speaker 11: You need smuggling too.
• 35:33
  Fatty (Keto): Maybe later, but here there was
• 35:35
  Fatty (Keto): a giant beam of light that fired
• 35:38
  Fatty (Keto): off.
• 35:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I saw that.
• 35:40
  Fatty (Keto): Right when?
• 35:40
  Fatty (Keto): Right when that that the port opened, they started the spell.
• 35:44
  Fatty (Keto): I think that's where they're casting their spell.
• 35:47
  Fatty (Keto): And with my wicked sense of direction.
• 35:50
  Fatty (Keto): I know exactly where that was.
• 35:53
  Speaker 11: I can't hold light.
• 35:55
  Speaker 11: No, no. Not tangible.
• 35:56
  Fatty (Keto): You're gonna smuggle us.
• 35:58
  Fatty (Keto): We're all gonna get in your cart, and then you're gonna
• 36:00
  Fatty (Keto): drive us to that light, and then we're going to get out and kick.
• 36:04
  Speaker 11: But what about the zombies?
• 36:06
  Fatty (Keto): See, you're a professional smuggler, which means you're
• 36:10
  Fatty (Keto): good at doing what?
• 36:11
  Fatty (Keto): Avoiding the.
• 36:14
  Speaker 11: Zombies.
• 36:14
  Speaker 11: Are the police now in my.
• 36:17
  Speaker 11: I bet some of the zombies.
• 36:19
  Fatty (Keto): In my example, zombies are the
• 36:21
  Fatty (Keto): law and you've got to avoid
• 36:22
  Fatty (Keto): them.
• 36:22
  Speaker 11: Oh, okay.
• 36:24
  Speaker 11: So we're like doing a little bit of role play.
• 36:26
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, but not like you're smuggling business.
• 36:29
  Fatty (Keto): Okay.
• 36:30
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 12: No, not that, not that.
• 36:34
  Speaker 11: Okay, I'll put that out of my mind.
• 36:36
  Fatty (Keto): Okay. We're doing smuggling roleplay.
• 36:38
  Speaker 11: Smuggling roleplay.
• 36:40
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 11: Well, I pretend that the zombies are the cops.
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 36:46
  Fatty (Keto): I see you're smuggling us.
• 36:48
  Fatty (Keto): We're the caps and Rorik does finger quotes.
• 36:53
  Speaker 11: What is that?
• 36:54
  Speaker 11: What do you mean, the cat?
• 36:55
  Speaker 11: Oh, the.
• 36:56
  Speaker 11: Oh, like the fat cats?
• 36:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like I was smuggling with them.
• 37:00
  Speaker 11: I saw you guys there.
• 37:02
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, we saw you.
• 37:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that was crazy.
• 37:04
  Speaker 11: Okay. I think I'm on the same page where.
• 37:07
  Fatty (Keto): The caps.
• 37:08
  Speaker 11: And.
• 37:08
  Fatty (Keto): This finger quotes again, and you're smuggling us away from
• 37:11
  Fatty (Keto): the cops, and your destination is where the light came from.
• 37:15
  Speaker 11: Where was that?
• 37:16
  Speaker 11: Mhm.
• 37:19
  Fatty (Keto): Well, do you know what I like came from, you know, the city
• 37:22
  Fatty (Keto): like the back of your hand?
• 37:23
  Skyler: Yeah, it definitely came from.
• 37:25
  Skyler: Towards where the Kings Castle is.
• 37:28
  Skyler: Yeah. I think it was towards where the Kings Castle is.
• 37:32
  Fatty (Keto): But you told us there is no king.
• 37:34
  Skyler: Well, there's not currently a not currently.
• 37:37
  Skyler: The king is dead.
• 37:38
  Jackson (Dez): Kings dead.
• 37:38
  Fatty (Keto): That's why they are doing these votes.
• 37:41
  Skyler: Yes, exactly.
• 37:43
  Fatty (Keto): And we were all gonna vote for that one guy.
• 37:45
  Skyler: Because his name was funny.
• 37:47
  Skyler: I know, I just want to let you know we get through this.
• 37:48
  Skyler: I'm voting for you for King.
• 37:50
  Speaker 11: I don't want to be a king.
• 37:51
  Speaker 11: That would put a damper on my career as a smuggler.
• 37:54
  Fatty (Keto): And smuggler.
• 37:54
  Speaker 11: And snug.
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: Well, I don't know.
• 37:56
  Speaker 11: I could be a good smuggling king.
• 37:58
  Fatty (Keto): So can you do that?
• 37:59
  Fatty (Keto): Take us to the castle.
• 38:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think I probably could.
• 38:01
  Speaker 11: You guys going to be in boxes?
• 38:04
  Fatty (Keto): How about you just hide us under a tarp?
• 38:06
  Speaker 11: Gonna be some funny looking lumps.
• 38:08
  Fatty (Keto): Well, we're caps.
• 38:10
  Fatty (Keto): The caps are funny looking.
• 38:12
  Jackson (Dez): Des writes on his whiteboard.
• 38:14
  Jackson (Dez): They are thralls.
• 38:15
  Jackson (Dez): Would they look under a blanket?
• 38:17
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 11: Probably not.
• 38:18
  Speaker 11: I didn't see him looking under any blankets while we were.
• 38:21
  Speaker 11: While they were out there.
• 38:22
  Fatty (Keto): There you.
• 38:22
  Jackson (Dez): Go. We could do some Bugs Bunny stuff right now.
• 38:26
  Jackson (Dez): There's a dress up.
• 38:27
  Jackson (Dez): The thralls are about to attack him.
• 38:28
  Jackson (Dez): He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 38:29
  Jackson (Dez): I got a shipment here.
• 38:30
  Jackson (Dez): Puts on a hat.
• 38:31
  Skyler: Puts on a broom-hilda wig with, like, a Viking helmet.
• 38:35
  Skyler: Oh.
• 38:36
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah. You have to sign the waiver, doc.
• 38:40
  Fatty (Keto): I've got a shipment.
• 38:41
  Jackson (Dez): Here is your name.
• 38:43
  Jackson (Dez): So and so.
• 38:44
  Jackson (Dez): Can't give these guys to you.
• 38:45
  Jackson (Dez): Deliver them somewhere else.
• 38:46
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, and the.
• 38:47
  Fatty (Keto): Zombies are cool.
• 38:48
  Fatty (Keto): Hey.
• 38:49
  Skyler: Oh, those rascally kangaroos.
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: Okay, well, hey, you know, this sounds like a pretty good plan.
• 38:56
  Skyler: And I need you guys to roll me a perception check.
• 39:00
  Fatty (Keto): I wrote that.
• 39:00
  Jackson (Dez): one.
• 39:01
  Jackson (Dez): I also rolled in that one.
• 39:02
  Skyler: I rolled a two.
• 39:04
  Jackson (Dez): A nine.
• 39:05
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, wow.
• 39:06
  Jackson (Dez): What's your plus five?
• 39:08
  Jackson (Dez): Fourteen.
• 39:09
  Skyler: You all right?
• 39:11
  Skyler: Fine. Oh thank goodness.
• 39:12
  Fatty (Keto): Roderick and Des are looking deeply into each other's eyes.
• 39:15
  Skyler: Okay, so, Kato, you're the only
• 39:18
  Skyler: one that notices the sound of
• 39:22
  Skyler: metal clanging sound from inside
• 39:25
  Skyler: the bathroom.
• 39:27
  Skyler: Sounds very similar to when you guys put the manhole cover back.
• 39:32
  Jackson (Dez): So, like we're hearing down the toilet through the sewer up.
• 39:36
  Skyler: No, no no, no, like you guys are
• 39:37
  Skyler: you guys are in like the main
• 39:38
  Skyler: dance area or whatever of the,
• 39:39
  Skyler: of the club and you hear from
• 39:41
  Skyler: the bathroom.
• 39:42
  Skyler: You guys just came from.
• 39:43
  Jackson (Dez): Near.
• 39:43
  Fatty (Keto): The manhole.
• 39:44
  Fatty (Keto): I'm sorry.
• 39:44
  Fatty (Keto): The sewer hole.
• 39:45
  Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:47
  Jackson (Dez): Flatulence. Kato hears it.
• 39:50
  Jackson (Dez): Yep. And he's gonna say, what's that?
• 39:53
  Jackson (Dez): I just heard the manhole cover rattle from inside.
• 39:57
  Jackson (Dez): I think it was from the bathroom.
• 39:58
  Speaker 11: I'm in the bathroom.
• 39:59
  Jackson (Dez): The lavatories.
• 40:01
  Fatty (Keto): They got through the hole.
• 40:02
  Fatty (Keto): The manhole.
• 40:04
  Speaker 11: Uh oh. Here. Oh, man.
• 40:06
  Speaker 11: I hear footsteps.
• 40:07
  Skyler: And you guys hear one set of footsteps.
• 40:10
  Skyler: Uh. Non shoed, no shoes.
• 40:14
  Skyler: Just just raw feet against.
• 40:16
  Skyler: That was just coming out of the toilet.
• 40:18
  Skyler: Yeah. You watch as the door of the bathroom swings open and a
• 40:24
  Skyler: short figure walks through.
• 40:28
  Skyler: It's dark.
• 40:29
  Skyler: I think they don't have, like, all the lights on.
• 40:31
  Skyler: This isn't like functioning in
• 40:33
  Skyler: the club and approaching you as
• 40:36
  Skyler: this dark figure walks out of
• 40:38
  Skyler: the shadow and into the light of
• 40:42
  Skyler: the room, you see a short, deep
• 40:47
  Skyler: gnome character.
• 40:49
  Skyler: Really?
• 40:50
  Skyler: Baileys with you guys?
• 40:51
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, Bailey just came with us.
• 40:52
  Skyler: Yeah, I think Bailey came with you guys.
• 40:54
  Fatty (Keto): I was gonna say if he came with us.
• 40:55
  Skyler: No, this is a different, familiar face.
• 40:58
  Fatty (Keto): Do we know any other notes?
• 41:00
  Skyler: He says as he as he comes out of
• 41:02
  Skyler: the darkness, he says, hey,
• 41:04
  Skyler: guys.
• 41:05
  Skyler: Jarju.
• 41:06
  Fatty (Keto): I was about to say, oh, I did think it might be him.
• 41:09
  Skyler: He's just a gnome from up above.
• 41:11
  Fatty (Keto): Yeah, you that.
• 41:12
  Fatty (Keto): Has he met him or.
• 41:13
  Skyler: I've never met him.
• 41:14
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 41:15
  Fatty (Keto): You are looking at God.
• 41:16
  Fatty (Keto): Is this the same guy that was up top with us?
• 41:20
  Fatty (Keto): Yep.
• 41:20
  Fatty (Keto): I pull out my bow and I aim it at him.
• 41:23
  Speaker 15: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
• 41:25
  Fatty (Keto): I hate you.
• 41:25
  Fatty (Keto): You turned me.
• 41:26
  Fatty (Keto): Not a dwarf anymore.
• 41:28
  Fatty (Keto): Des angrily points at him and then angrily points at his
• 41:31
  Fatty (Keto): throat and is making choking things with his hands.
• 41:34
  Speaker 15: Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
• 41:35
  Fatty (Keto): This doesn't have to go right through your scalp.
• 41:38
  Fatty (Keto): Hey, I know you guys are.
• 41:39
  Gravestone: Probably pretty.
• 41:40
  Skyler: Mad.
• 41:41
  Fatty (Keto): At me.
• 41:41
  Fatty (Keto): Freak.
• 41:43
  Skyler: I don't know if I've heard him speak before.
• 41:46
  Skyler: That's all you've heard is just him speak.
• 41:48
  Skyler: But you do recognize the voice.
• 41:50
  Skyler: Which is odd, because it's not coming through the rock.
• 41:52
  Fatty (Keto): Only allowed to use one freak per day.
• 41:54
  Fatty (Keto): Only when it's immediately available.
• 41:56
  Fatty (Keto): That's his ultimate.
• 41:57
  Fatty (Keto): Not until we short rest again.
• 41:59
  Fatty (Keto): He just blew his alto on him.
• 42:01
  Fatty (Keto): We hate you.
• 42:01
  Fatty (Keto): I get it, I get it, I get you.
• 42:04
  Fatty (Keto): Give us, like, eight level ups.
• 42:07
  Skyler: I hate you.
• 42:08
  Skyler: You're a hole.
• 42:09
  Skyler: I'm gonna throw rocks through your window.
• 42:11
  Skyler: Give me two hundred dollars.
• 42:13
  Skyler: Yeah, I like that.
• 42:14
  Skyler: Can we have a million gold now?
• 42:15
  Skyler: I think everybody other than you guys, and I think even Lil
• 42:18
  Skyler: Sauce, probably to some extent in the room, is just looking at
• 42:21
  Skyler: this guy and then looking at the rest of you like, what?
• 42:24
  Skyler: Barter with him for his life.
• 42:26
  Skyler: And then Lil says, you recognize
• 42:27
  Skyler: the voice, but I don't know if
• 42:28
  Skyler: it's fully clicking, just your
• 42:30
  Skyler: voice.
• 42:30
  Skyler: Does he have a different voice?
• 42:32
  Skyler: Well, it's because it's coming from something, not just like a
• 42:35
  Skyler: booming sound around you.
• 42:36
  Skyler: Because he said the voice we heard before was in our head.
• 42:39
  Skyler: So it's probably weird for you.
• 42:40
  Skyler: I have the ROC.
• 42:41
  Skyler: Hearing it through your ears.
• 42:43
  Skyler: You have the.
• 42:43
  Skyler: ROC.
• 42:43
  Skyler: I think that's kind of what we just said.
• 42:46
  Skyler: I he's the only one that.
• 42:47
  Skyler: I take drugs and I shake it.
• 42:50
  Skyler: You rub it or rub it.
• 42:51
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Skyler: Uh. Nothing happens.
• 42:53
  Skyler: He doesn't even say.
• 42:54
  Skyler: He wouldn't be like, yeah.
• 42:56
  Skyler: Uh, actually, no, he sees it.
• 42:58
  Skyler: And he goes, oh my gosh, I'm so glad you guys still have it.
• 43:01
  Skyler: I figured you probably would, which is why I came here.
• 43:04
  Skyler: Why are you here and are you here to free us?
• 43:07
  Skyler: The first question is a bit of a long story.
• 43:11
  Skyler: Do we still get more than one question?
• 43:13
  Skyler: This.
• 43:14
  Skyler: That's funny.
• 43:15
  Skyler: The second question.
• 43:17
  Skyler: Question.
• 43:17
  Skyler: Finally.
• 43:18
  Skyler: He's here.
• 43:18
  Skyler: Can I ask the second question?
• 43:22
  Skyler: The second question?
• 43:23
  Skyler: Kind of.
• 43:24
  Skyler: And with that, we'll close out this episode.
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