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#662 Interview with Comedy Legend Phil Medina · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: A big thank you to everybody who came out this
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  Speaker 1: weekend at the Long Beach Barbecue Festival, fourth annual and
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  Speaker 1: stopped by the booth and actually gave us a good
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  Speaker 1: interview and we actually showcased a lot of a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the new vendors and a lot of new faces.
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  Speaker 1: It was very great to try a lot of your
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  Speaker 1: is that one of the vendors that we've been supporting
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  Speaker 1: for a while ended up being getting first place. To
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  Speaker 1: shout out to Smoking Ruben's Barbecue for that. They ended
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  Speaker 1: up taking first place. I know, chick Lit's ate like
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  Speaker 1: three trays from there. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get into it. I'm gonna get into exactly how much
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  Speaker 1: this will get eat right now?
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  Speaker 2: But what is that now? I'm pass it to my left,
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  Speaker 2: uh my co host XG. What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: What's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: I'm here getting baited.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to think everybody who left the comment
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  Speaker 4: on my EEDC blog. I know all the homies watched here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah they fuck you. Yeah, you don't know how to leave.
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  Speaker 2: That on the road though.
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  Speaker 4: I wan't think everybody who hit the lightboard subscribe up
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  Speaker 4: put a lot of work and effort.
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  Speaker 5: Into that fucking video.
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  Speaker 2: And I know you guys saw it. I did it.
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  Speaker 1: I actually did see it, but I was like, all right, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I fucking clicked this.
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  Speaker 2: He continue watching and I was like, well, let.
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  Speaker 6: Me just I tried to watch it, but when I
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  Speaker 6: clicked it, it said it was adult content. It was
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  Speaker 6: like yeah, it was like it was like it was
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  Speaker 6: adult content. It was men doing something that I didn't
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  Speaker 6: feel comfortable watching it. Yeah, I know where you got
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  Speaker 6: up to.
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  Speaker 2: And that voice you're hearing is nitty Sack.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome back, dog, welcome, thank you for having me already
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  Speaker 6: know what it is, number one Mexican podcast in the world.
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  Speaker 1: It's cool today. That's what it seems like right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Yeah, that's Canada.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean it was so hot the last few days,
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  Speaker 1: and I woke up this morning, I like, what the no,
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  Speaker 1: you're tripping dog. Thank you Ray for rudding the boards,
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  Speaker 1: Weddy shop Field Real Podcast, and to my right, let's
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  Speaker 1: welcome a comedy legend right here, o g in the game,
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Phil Medina.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks thanks for having me. I don't know how much
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  Speaker 3: of a legend I am. But uh, that barbecue you
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  Speaker 3: guys talking about something. Anytime you want to have a
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  Speaker 3: chicken wing contest?
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  Speaker 2: My boy, let me know, have you ever done competitive?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I was like this was like, he's like, that's offensive.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the best.
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  Speaker 3: He just said chicken wing.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, yo, you eat the chicken wings like
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  Speaker 6: a pro, like you pull the meat off the tube.
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  Speaker 3: Before you know, I learned that. Uh girl at Hooters
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  Speaker 3: showed me how to do that, and she did it,
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  Speaker 3: and then she and I said, okay, that's cool. Now, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: you owe me a wing because you touched it, so
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  Speaker 3: go get it. That's what you know you're fat because
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  Speaker 3: you don't give a ship how hot the Hooters girl was,
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  Speaker 3: but she was from Fresnow, so you knew you had
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  Speaker 3: to get another wing because you don't know what's on
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  Speaker 3: those fingertips. I'm still eating another one. I want to try, Yeah, straight.
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  Speaker 2: Up, I want to try to admit that on the
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  Speaker 2: one you wait.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I say, o, g man, because eighteen
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  Speaker 1: years in the game, that's very that's consistent. Bro, I say,
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  Speaker 1: I told you off air, that's a whole ass kid.
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  Speaker 1: That's a child support journey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I don't. I don't have any kids except
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  Speaker 3: for this career. So I may have let it down
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  Speaker 3: several times, but no, man, Yeah, eighteen years in this
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  Speaker 3: game and it's uh, it's fun, you know. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's it's not a real job. And I don't have
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  Speaker 3: to worry about it because I smoke and I do things.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have to worry about drug tests at Walmart.
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  Speaker 3: So we're good.
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  Speaker 6: Stand up, gave us drug tests.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it'd be the worst thing ever. Well, I listen
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  Speaker 3: this camera, this camera. Some of you comedians need a
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  Speaker 3: drug test for you on that fucking stage because you've
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  Speaker 3: been fucking my shows up.
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  Speaker 1: So if they wouldn't been doing drug test back at
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  Speaker 1: they wouldn't have some of the best comedians like Felippe
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  Speaker 1: would have never came out.
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  Speaker 6: If I could say that's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: Was a crack bro, like you know what I mean, Like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: this food was having four days.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. I don't think it's the drugs.
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  Speaker 6: I think alcohol is a bigger issue than drugs in comedy.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you know for sure, I've seen drunk comics go
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  Speaker 6: up there and just say the same joke three times
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  Speaker 6: because they're fucking wasted. But you don't see that with drugs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I've done it.
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  Speaker 6: I get drunk and you just repeat the same joke.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what new generation? Because I've heard different.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I've heard people it's like Willie Barsonda got
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  Speaker 1: drunk and people started getting punched.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what that'll happen too.
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  Speaker 6: But it's when there, when it's not environment where it's
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  Speaker 6: coming to a fight, When it's just drunk comics. Sometimes
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  Speaker 6: you'll hear them tell a joke five minutes into their set,
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  Speaker 6: repeat the joke another ten minutes, repeated again.
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  Speaker 4: But what I don't blame some comic like we might
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  Speaker 4: laugh at Willie Barsona, but Willie Barsona will do two shows.
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  Speaker 5: First show, someone brought them a bottle drink.
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  Speaker 2: The first bottle on the first show, do the second
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  Speaker 2: after the first show. Yeah, I don't blame them, though.
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  Speaker 4: When you're drinking and you get treated like that, it's
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  Speaker 4: not to get past by fucking second show, ten tenth third.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So no, there's sometimes when I do uh Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 3: uh and I'm I'm at the laugh Factory. It's dude,
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  Speaker 3: we're doing three shows and uh, you know after that
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  Speaker 3: fourth a mf you're feeling some kind of different way.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, yeah, no shirt on. Bro, It's like, damn,
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  Speaker 3: who's that fat lesbian right there?
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  Speaker 6: Mexican bird.
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  Speaker 2: People in the chat, they're like Fluffy's cousin.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm like, I'm not Fluffy. I'm like, I'm like
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  Speaker 3: Fluffy if you got me on tu.
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  Speaker 6: Puffy Uffy?
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  Speaker 1: When you when you started in the game, Bro, who
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  Speaker 1: were the people in in in like in the scene
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  Speaker 1: at least?
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  Speaker 3: Bro? I didn't start in l A. That was the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I started. I started in fres Now are you from there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm from I'm from Madera originally it's.
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  Speaker 5: North Yeah, he's from out there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think yeah, and that's pretty far,
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  Speaker 3: that's like two hours away. But it's uh, No, I
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  Speaker 3: started Fresno, so like, uh, there were no big names
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  Speaker 3: out there. There was one radio DJ, Andre Covington, but
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  Speaker 3: there was no uh, nobody actually had any juice out there.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't until like I started producing my own shows
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  Speaker 3: because I didn't want to do open mics out there
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  Speaker 3: because you're not gonna get very far in Fresno at
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  Speaker 3: at Shenanigan's Bar with no uh with with with there's
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  Speaker 3: nothing out there. So I started doing my own shows
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  Speaker 3: and bringing the La guys to Fresno. And when I
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  Speaker 3: started doing that, dude, that's when everything's like, hey, come
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  Speaker 3: do my room in La Come. That's when. But who
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  Speaker 3: was around? Felipe was around.
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  Speaker 2: This is like partying Felipe hunh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is Felipe where his hair wasn't
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  Speaker 3: that long. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, his hair was short.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know Felipe had a fucking
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  Speaker 1: like he tried getting a faded yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And the whole yeah, and no facial hair. You can't
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  Speaker 2: even tell tim. Yeah, there's not that much footage of
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  Speaker 2: this like that, but I've seen it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a super nice guy though, like I was the
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  Speaker 3: first time I went to the ice House, it was
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  Speaker 3: Willie Barsena, it was Felipe, it was Jeff Garcia, it
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  Speaker 3: was Gabriel, it was all these guys on this show,
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  Speaker 3: and here I am to do a five minute spot
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  Speaker 3: and just bombed horribly and bombed horribly, but you know what,
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  Speaker 3: to me, it was just like I didn't quit, and
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  Speaker 3: that was like I wanted to. I just want to
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  Speaker 3: hurt him. Make it to McDonalds where they close, like
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  Speaker 3: god damn ice cream machine. But I was I was
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  Speaker 3: just like, yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna keep going. And
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  Speaker 3: here we are eighteen years later, you know, get in
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  Speaker 3: the headline all kinds of shit all over the country.
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  Speaker 6: So you know, what's the best comedy? Back then? We
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  Speaker 6: didn't record every set.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we didn't, you know. And the DJ would charge
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  Speaker 3: you twenty bucks to get a DVD of your stuff. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, you didn't record everything.
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  Speaker 2: But I have.
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  Speaker 3: Film of my first set. I will not go back
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  Speaker 3: and watch it. It's gotta be horrendous after eighteen if you.
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  Speaker 2: Started, if he's not even if you started a Patreon
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  Speaker 2: just for that. This is pretty for the ones for
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  Speaker 2: my day one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got.
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  Speaker 5: Your first set recorded, recording everything.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: I have it.
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  Speaker 2: In two phones ago. I have all my my I
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  Speaker 2: call it my can on the phone.
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  Speaker 6: I wish I had my first set recorder. I got
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  Speaker 6: pictures of it, but I recorded.
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  Speaker 3: How long have you guys been doing stand up?
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  Speaker 6: I've been at sixteen years.
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  Speaker 2: He's consistent. I'm just I would say, on and off.
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  Speaker 3: Just here and there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you have no, you you have more
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  Speaker 1: experience because because you because he worked with Sam Tripley.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you look like that's the crazy, but here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Look yeah, now he looks like.
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  Speaker 6: The kind of stand up that he does though, is
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  Speaker 6: where it's he's like, he tells you he wants to
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  Speaker 6: do it, then you get him a show and he
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  Speaker 6: doesn't show up to the show.
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  Speaker 2: Really, yo, did He's never gonna let that go.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm kind of happy you did that to stand
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  Speaker 1: show because he made us take that story up about
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  Speaker 1: his mom. Boy, we never took it away though we did.
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  Speaker 5: We did, we did nod.
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  Speaker 2: I hate to bring it up, but you can't come
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  Speaker 2: in here, and you can't come.
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  Speaker 4: In here and tell her that your that your mom's
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  Speaker 4: a sturper story and tell us that we got to
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  Speaker 4: edit that out.
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  Speaker 3: Do we have a contact info for his mom.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's funny.
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  Speaker 6: At that time, he was because he just started his
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  Speaker 6: mom was a stripper. He started doing a stand up
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  Speaker 6: joke about her, but she had never heard it, and
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  Speaker 6: then he came on the pod and talked about it,
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  Speaker 6: and then he was scared because she never even saw
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  Speaker 6: the joke and now he was talking about it. But
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  Speaker 6: since then, she's come to a show. I was there,
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  Speaker 6: She's seen him talk about the joke.
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  Speaker 3: The important thing what she looked like, Okay, yeah, can you.
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  Speaker 2: Can you tell she was the next stripper? Like, you're
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  Speaker 2: like that older lady's kind a pretty.
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  Speaker 1: She's still spell Victoria's secret. You could tell she got
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  Speaker 1: she had a little something.
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  Speaker 2: Going on back.
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  Speaker 1: Nadia is like she could get sorry, Seth, So, how do.
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  Speaker 3: How do you interview Seth's mom? That's that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: How do we get her on the pot?
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  Speaker 2: How do you get her on the pod?
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'll get her instagram My bypassed Seth. We'll
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  Speaker 6: go straight right because.
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  Speaker 3: I want to know she's a stripper from the eighties
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  Speaker 3: of the nineties.
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  Speaker 6: How said, that's twenty six so nineties.
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  Speaker 2: I'll ask you what's.
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  Speaker 5: The difference between an eighties strip and the nine Bush.
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  Speaker 2: For everyone happened.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I was I was six, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. But two thousands, in the two thousands,
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  Speaker 3: that's where I was at. Yeah, it was it was
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  Speaker 3: like what they are today. I would think, I actually
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  Speaker 3: believe it or not. I don't go to strip clubs
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  Speaker 3: because it's kind of weird, Like you go to strip
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  Speaker 3: club it's like, I get it, you know, Okay, here's
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what a lap dance costs nowadays.
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  Speaker 6: When we talked about it, would you be willing to
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  Speaker 6: go if there was a good buffet?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's even where you don't need a strip. It'd
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  Speaker 3: be better if you go in the back and go
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  Speaker 3: through the girls lunches and see what they're probably, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: some of them.
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  Speaker 2: It depends what they look like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But last I went to the ship clubs and
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  Speaker 3: a reno, and that's the worst place you can go.
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  Speaker 3: It's like going to the shrimp club in Fresno. It's
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  Speaker 3: it's disgusting and uh and I don't know, man, like
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  Speaker 3: the bullet holes and there's still bullet holes and girls?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: And is this section cuts?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? I read like oatmeal cookie go ahead.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say I read that all of Nevada, which
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  Speaker 6: is this crazy thing that prostitution is illegal in Vegas,
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  Speaker 6: but it's legal all over the count all over Nevada,
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  Speaker 6: it's legal county. Doesn't that?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that backwards?
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  Speaker 6: Like why wouldn't they just make it legal in Vegas
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  Speaker 6: and illegal everywhere else? Because Vegas is already fucking sin city.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's because they would have it's so hard
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  Speaker 1: to cut control that all the other cities have control populations,
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  Speaker 1: Like it's not that booming where the ranch is at.
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  Speaker 1: You feel me, it's probably not as like it's it's
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  Speaker 1: not that many people in the city besides like the hookers,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess and the locals people.
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  Speaker 3: So so I guess like here too, you got to
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  Speaker 3: have a strip club like in a resident not in
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  Speaker 3: a residential it's gotta be like in an industrial.
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  Speaker 6: Strip comes out here are weird cat if you're drinking
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  Speaker 6: your cat touch if you're touching your cat drink.
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  Speaker 5: No, there's no no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: If they sell liquor, they can't be full nude, okay,
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  Speaker 4: and if they'd be a creep sober.
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  Speaker 3: But if you go to a sober strip club if
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  Speaker 3: you're If.
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  Speaker 5: They don't sell liquor, they're full nude.
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  Speaker 2: If they sell liquor.
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  Speaker 5: It's only like bikini tops.
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  Speaker 3: Let me write this down because I'm missing a lot
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  Speaker 3: of this. A sober strip club sounds so weird. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's for the that's for the perverts.
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  Speaker 2: One.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta be super pervy to get into that strip club.
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  Speaker 3: If you're going into a sober strip club, like just
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  Speaker 3: to I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: You still have to buy something. It's just red bull
• 12:31
  Speaker 5: of water.
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  Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. You gotta go in there buy.
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: Buy a drink, no liquor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sober, act like you weren't drinking in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: At least take some swings in.
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  Speaker 5: The parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's kind of I think it's I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think the women prefer the drunk clubs or
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  Speaker 6: the sober clubs if they release more money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they also get more bro think about it, like
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  Speaker 1: when you have but the sober ones, the sober ones
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  Speaker 1: might be like not that they might be able to
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  Speaker 1: get more money because the people might be crazy, like
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: they're obsessed.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I'm going with a budget yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah I would if I were going in like loaded,
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm going in with just my ATM card and
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  Speaker 3: pray to God and some overdraft protection.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. Fraud protection.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah oh yeah for circus almost like I was never there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: You know, but credit card companies they'll like, if you
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  Speaker 1: try to make a fake fraud, a tempt or whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is, they'll contact the company you're at and the CC.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, they'll ask for pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the CCV or whatever cc.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: TV CM's taking a picture of you when you do it.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not just that, bro, Like you know how I
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: know this from a towing company. You think that you
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: could fucking be like yeah, you think that you could
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: be like, man, fuck this, I'm gonna dispute the charge
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: because they wrongfully told me.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Nah, they fucking had your picture and everything.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Dog, you gotta let somebody else take it out for you, you gotta.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And they'll be like, look at the picture.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't do it.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but don't they ask you for your license and
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: then like you have to be under your name food.
• 13:59
  Speaker 6: You know, I mean like ATM or something.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: I think he's talking about a shrip clip you're talking
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: about to company?
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh no, I was talking about like ATM if
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: you're trying to get out money and say that I
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: never did it. Yeah, that's get your boy to take
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: it out for you and then be like you're looking.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: For him too.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: That's why a lot of people allegedly do uh credit
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: quad fraud at music festivals. There's no cameras there, just
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: dave it. You just slipe, slipe, swipe slipe. These drinks
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: are a lot.
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: You just leave and then how much is the drinking
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: a music pestol?
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: Twenty bucks a talk can.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: That's about That's like anything though.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: I went.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I went to Dogger.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went to WrestleMania and I went to four
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: of them, and the consistently thirty dollars for a tall boy.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: It has not changed in ten years. Thirty fucking dollars.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, yeah, I have I have the book
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: The last WrestleMania one in Vegas.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, thirty bucks. Well it was it was
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: the same way at it was an allegiance, it was
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: at Sofi and Levi Stadium. It was all like thirty
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. This is crazy.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: How I'm gonna spend a ton of money getting sucked up?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: This is nuts.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: That's why companies that like I feel like whenever they
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: start getting more like, oh this is for security measure
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: and all this ship, that's all just to prevent you
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: from getting getting over on them, bro, like with like
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: you know, like people that like, for example, Xaber's right
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: about if you go to like a festival, think about
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: how many people try to commit that kind of fraud
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: on like Universal Studios or something like that. To the
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: point where I never put this together, but I'm thinking
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: about why do you need the fingerprint for every time
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: you go? Why do you need a fingerprint when you
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: scan your.
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: Pass everything you touch?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: No, it's just to know.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: It's just like, look, this is the date we got
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: this motherfucker because you know, your fingerprints are with the
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: police department alright, Like if.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, if you have any kind
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: of background check, they have it. So think about it.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: And if there's just you give Universal your fucking fingerprints
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: when you get an annual When you get an annual pass, like,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: it makes me.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Not get it, bro, what do you what do you
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: mean you want?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: What do you mean he's gonna have a crisper baby
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: from them, of course, but like.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: No, there's a you buy like the annual pass and
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: then like I don't know if it's different now, but
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: like it's the same ship, Like yeah, you just put
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: your index finger and then like it pulls your fucking
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: your pass up.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: And this is why it's great to be too fat
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: to go on rides, because I gotta worry about that shit.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: Are you too big to go on rides?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I don't, well, I don't. The way you asked me
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: such elegance was so I really want to answer.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: You know, there's this Instagram Instagram page of like bigger chicks,
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: like really fat chicks, like obese, where their thing is
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: to go to amusement parks and see and see if they.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: Fit on the road.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: That's hot, so go there and because people are embarrassed,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: you know that bigger people embarrassed. So she'll she'll tell you,
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: I wait, three forty I can get on the Disneyland ride.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I can't get on this one, and they'll they'll fat
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: shame the immunement part be like this is bad on
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: their part.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: But it gets funny.
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: Because they make it bigger, people will fall out of them.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: And the thing is though, and we're not.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: We're gonna get stuck, so the thing small's.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Gonna fly, you know what.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: He's kind of he's kind of right though, Like I
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: was like not for nothing, bro, Like if there's somebody
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: that's really big going in a few rows in front
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: and like a ride, I would let the other person
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: behind me go first, because like, think.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: About it, this is going at a high fucking speed.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: If you birdie make because the thing is supposed to
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: sound like you got you got your your your you
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: know you're seeing a chiropractor when they put the sepo on.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to you know what I mean, just like all.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: The way when it just goes and that's it, bro, Like, nah, bro,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: that ship is loose. You're in the pre click the
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: moment you're the ride starts going like this, like there's
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: a there's a.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: Chance like some mechanics, bron and the way America is headed,
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: everyone's getting fatter now it's not going to be if
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: you're too skinny, you can't ride this ride. That's amazing,
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: Like this is a ride for fat where you want it's.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Coming it's coming. It's gonna be called twelve Flag. Yeah
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: you said it about watching watching Uh, larger women get
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: on those. Now I would love to say I have
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: not seen that page. I have seen it. I think
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I even follow it because it is so funny to me,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: like when like I'm like, do you talk about they
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: They're like, oh damn, like don't let this bitch on
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: or whatever. Uh. The thing is, there's actually from at Disneyland.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: From what I've seen in this page, you can get
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: on the seat for the ride to see if you'll work.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: That's even more fucking humiliating than fucking I actually be taking.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Hey this it ain't gonna close. You're gonna have to
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: go mama.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: You know, you know what it's really anyway, you're well,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: you're like an adulte bro, but you know.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: It's sad when you see a little kid that can't
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: fit in.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, talk like, but you get the parents.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: That's why you start looking at the parents like you
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: fucking okay.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: So the other day, so I've been on tour, right,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: so so I'm in I'm in a Marriott, and I
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: don't want to say which one or what city because
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: this fucking kid was fat. So I got mad watching
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: the fat kid like load up on all the eggs
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: and ship. I was like, motherfucker, like what do you think?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I don't want any of those?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Like my kid, Like what do you He was getting
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: spoons and just shoveling onto his plane.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, well that's not right, dude, that's fucked up.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Like come on, man, lady behind you felt.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: The ladies just filled it up though.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Him and his son, they just ate it so fat fucker.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I never thought about that though, because I have had
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: that experience, like, well, you know, and especially if you're
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: in a buvet, you're just like.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Bro, like you just too gary and believe it or not.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Like if I could be the residential fat for a minute,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: it's uh you you don't a lot of them as
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: as a fat. I don't actually like going to buffets.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: That's not it's not my thing. It's not you look
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: at you lying some bit.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Suppose No, I don't I have like two meals a day.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I don't like that. But faith thing to me, it's
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: like something most of times he just has one meal.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: You don't fucking live with me. Fuckers, Well he doesn't
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: take a picture of everything he eats.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Bro, you did you intermitted fast? Thing? Is what you're saying,
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: you intermitted fast. Okay, So so for me, I used
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: to weigh four and fifty pounds right now I'm about
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: three thirty, thank you. It's from eating one meal a
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: day and that's it. People are like, oh, do you
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: do ozempic. I'm like no, like I can't afford that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Ship.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: I'm a comic.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: You don't want it. And it's.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Steak, but one at two o'clock. At two o'clock, it's
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: it's one meal and get and actually though it's not
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: though what it is it's it's it's it's a protein
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: and it's a uh it's fibers, green, green vegetables and
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: lots of water, bro.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: Lots of water, and your body eats the rest of
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: your fat.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's all it is.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Like, like, try to eat a lot of steak. Your
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: body stops.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I got a point where it's like, no matter how
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: good it is, your body's like you don't need no
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: more protein.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: No, and it tastes like ship now now yeah, pushing
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: on ship.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it started good, and now I'm like that's how
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: you know you're done with protein?
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Eat a little carbs and then little fucking fruit.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I could never be done with protein.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Dessert could never be done with protein.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Oh you are.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Now if you're trying to go to barbecue, you start
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: sweating that ship sweating, Bro, your body's like you hit over.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I just finished I just finished the doing two days
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: of fucking barbecue reviewing.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: It's all about fucking disciplined so much.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Oh all right, first of all, don't even get me
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: start the smallest guy fucking ate the most dog.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, I swear to do two days. I
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: see this motherfucker have at least get up and eat
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: like six to seven things, Like I'm talking about full meals.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Did he get the pudding?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: And then I mean he quote unquote shared with the baby?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: But like, but I'm like, bro, how much getting the
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: little baby eat?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Bro? Like yo?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: But I mean yo, Like.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Every other time I've done this, barbecue festivals is like
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: high hungry. The episode's probably for part one is probably
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be done by like Friday or like Monday. But
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: like these, like every time I've done these episodes, I've
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: always gotten shout out to all the people I've always
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: gotten full trays and stuff like that, and I it
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: sucks because I can't. In the beginning, I would try
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: to eat all of it because I don't like wasted.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: The old fat in me is like fucking like, hey boy,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: you gotta eat it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: You gotta eat fuck that.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: It's like I never had this much food before. Let
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: me eat it all, so you know what I mean.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: And it's free.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: You're all you know, the little hat and you fucking
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: comes out bro. So I'm over here like just I'm
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: looking at all these people try to offer me trades
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: this time, and I would just curedy telling them. I
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: was like, look, just cut me a little piece of
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: your best ship that you think is the ship, and
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: now I'll talk about it because I'm seeing like like
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: what I would say, we saw like fourteen vendors probably
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: at the most, Yeah, like fourteen vendors, and every.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Lot, every one of them wanted to every one of
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: them wanted.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: To feed me dog like to like a whole platter.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, look, I know you guys all
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: got mac and cheese.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I know you.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, but just me, like, be like if
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: you had.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: A bit on something, one bite, like one thing.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like so honestly I didn't know we're doing it,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: but my dude Chip, no, yeah he did.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: And but however, the best was one of the best
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: things I tried.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Though it was a lot of It was a lot
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: of different things, but the oysters were probably the highlight
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: roll for me. I had the grilled oysters dog and
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: a barbecue fest. I was tripping and how bombed that was.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Thoos made me fucking fans. They sold out first, they
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: sold out first, dog.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Can I tell you One of the most beautiful things
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: I saw at that barbecue was HEAs on getting his
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: head dried off, getting his head dried off of sweat
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: by his girl. I was like, that's love.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Bro Oh, I have to look aot on camera, had.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Two free hands. He could have done it himself. The
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: fact that she did it, that's fucking love. Bro I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: didn't think about that.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: He's just like this.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: That was not like that. Speaking of super gay, what's
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: that pink teacher you have?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: What's what's up with you extaging fucking heart bones with
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: with your boy the rave?
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: How many times did you get bracelets? How many times
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: did you do that? A couple of my homies give.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: They're called the fucking little fucking candies.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: And I know, but how many did you get?
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: All the fans, all your fans that you're calling gay
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: two they're all your fans, everybody that I'm saying, how.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Many, like four or five?
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I don't remember.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: That's not a lot. And then random people give them
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: to you. It's like about like, let's say you're at
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: a music festival and like.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I light up a joint and there's someone next to
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: me and I give him a joint and we got
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: a sash.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Then they'll come up, people like can I can I
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: do this thing?
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: And they'll come up to you and then the thing
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: and they'll they exchange this like little bracelet and they're
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: like that's so gay.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, bro, it's actually a cool thing. Only
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: that's the only ones who showed us on camera. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: wonder how many guys came and put all right on
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: his dad.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: You guys they went to a rave, do no, dude.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: They were starting to up when I was when I
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: was a youngster, and I never just never went to one.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Shocking. I'm not a big raver.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: I mean I've been to like one or two, like,
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: but nothing crazy I mean.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: What what what what party scene was around when you
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: were party?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: House parties?
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: House parties were big, bro, and they were I think
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: everyone just got kicked out of the house party scene.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Then we started raves and that's that's how it went
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: because they was like in warehouses and ship because some
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: of those those from what I heard, those raves were
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: just like what we were doing at house parties, you know,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: except on a Yeah, were you around a lot of
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: trolls and ship? Uh?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Friends know a lot?
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, a lot.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: It's it's crazy at the house party though. Oh fuck yeah, bro,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: like a lot. Were they actually sat checking?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: No, No, that was an Oxnard.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: They did that and Oxnard with the Fernando park like.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: You got whiskers.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: He looked like a catfish, Bro. But no, yeah, there's
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: like there's like a big it's not the brag about him.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: It was like a big gang scene in Fresno and
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: it's uh yeah, so they would all be there too.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Bulldogs No, yeah, dude, this tattoo the high school University
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Presno State bulldogs. Yeah, this tattoo is, uh is what
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: the bulldog tattoo is? However, uh, this is from my dog?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Did Bro?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I got I got checked for this.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Dude in presnel type of ship.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I was they know me there, but I was
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: in San Diego has some some old ass tolo dude.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm forty seven. This dude had to be almost
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: sixty and he and he did have the high socks
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: and I was like, grow up. But he he dude,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: he goes, hey, we's so big dog.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Where's that tattoo from me?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: And I'm like just looking at him. He goes, I
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: asked you what? He goes, I asked you a question?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Home mee And I'm like this this was George Bres.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Don't know no, this dude. This dude, he looked like
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: an old bed dude. I don't know.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: He came up to me and I was I was like, dude,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I was not gonna put up with no ship.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm not.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: First thing I know, bitch you we're gonna play this game.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, first of all, it's for my dog.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Leave me alone. Yeah, I dude, I have to explain
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: this my fucking tattoo.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Of this guy.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And he was just like, let me see your dog. Yeah, picture,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: ask me to put on a picture of my you're
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: gonna make me cry out. We're gonna get down, but
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: not because I'm game.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Dude. Yeah, he was dead. He was dead ass about this, bro.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, man, sometimes you just gotta
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: you gotta go get that job at that packing house.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: I've never I've never been hit up.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: I was walking down.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: I was walking down Sunset heading to the comedy store,
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: and I was wearing black jeans, a white kt or,
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: no hat, and I was wearing a black jeans, white tea,
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: and a black hat and black and white air Forces
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: And I'm walking down and this this like, I don't know,
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: you look kind of homeless, but kind look like, you know,
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: like just a street guy.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Your hat was it just a.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Black cat, a black la.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a mid city fucking.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: And this guy comes up to me. He goes, yo,
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: you banged fool, And I was like, absolutely not.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I just kept walking.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, yeah, it's crazy, man, especially when
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: you get the older cats still still trying to bang.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: When you're like that, you know you got an aar
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: P card. What the fuck are you doing? Bro?
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: You're on some security bront Yeah, you're.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Fifty five and over fucker calm down.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Imagine how crazy it's gonna be like to the foods
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: that are like you're but that I know you're out
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: there still banging. But then like you're gonna go for
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: like benefits and like the and like the Social Security Office,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and then you're gonna be fucking because you know now, foods,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: foods will fucking run into each other. If you're active,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you go, don't matter where you're at d MV hospital.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like fool with the.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Retirement you know what I mean, Like, oh, that's totals
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: just fighting dog.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: But I it's all they know.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be the last fight. Though for some of
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: those foods. If you retirement home for what broken hip
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: is fucking.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: A lot of those trolos aren't in retirement homes because
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: they're like jacked and they're like still got a good
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: head on, Like you know what I mean, they're like,
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: I think you're.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Thinking about a movie cholo. Yeah you've never been to
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: the state face swammy. Yeah, I guess.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of diabetic.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: People that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Often people fight retirement homes like they might A lot.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know, there's a lot, but I don't think
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: it's gang affiliate.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: No, No, like someone like someone's about world chair type.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: They'd be fighting over bitches. Dog, I know they're that's true. Yeah,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: there's huge CDs up in there.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was just gonna say there's like because I
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: was fucking this old lady one time and she no,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: she uh you know that. That's like a statistic came
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: out like some a one retirement home had more cases
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: of chlamydia than the entire city that it was in,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what the fuck, But these dudes
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: fight sy like. I'm an old pro wrestling school. I
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: love pro wrestling.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: So there was an old ass wrestler named vern Gon.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: It's in a retirement home. This motherfucker got mad at
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: his roommate, put him in a yoke and killed him.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Killed him. Bro in the retirement home. Dude just sped
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: up the process full dementia. No, Bro, he did no
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: time because he was all funked up already, because we
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: have had dementia. Yeah, so he just he got mad.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: That guy. He just came up from behind him, yoked
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: him out, and then yeah, he didn't even a tap.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: He probably flailing around.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I know the dude's a wrestler and he's going through
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: an episode. I'm for sure gonna try.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: To have a whistle or something, you.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Like, because trying to do that what two three?
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: Now your pressure life alert button dog.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Because it is crazy, bro like, but yeah, I bet.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, I've seen old people fight like a kas
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: of permanente.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: But then you get old man's strength. Old people's strength
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: is also.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Like to old people like today's old person and they
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: didn't take care of themselves in her thirties or forties
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: or like, you become a pretty fragile motherfucker.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: One fall will take you out. What's the seventies?
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Some guy just stop.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Walking, like not because you know you want to, but like, bro,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: that broken hip or that legatory it means wheelchairs.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: True. There's an old lady yelling at a guy to
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Tim Morton's in like uh, Chicago or something, and the
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: employee came out and pushed old lady. Old lady fell
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: and died. See you, I know, like imagine being your employee.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: That's a bad day at work.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I've seen Okay, not not she didn't die, but I
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: was at Bonds and there's this old lady behind me
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: and she just missed her.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: She just missed you know that that curve missed it.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: I saw her fall.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Ambulance showed up.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I'm leaving broken hip and one step I'm talking like
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: like that's how.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: This is the bullshit thing though over Sometimes Oh people fall,
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: we said, fat people fall. It's the funny shit in
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: the world.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because of the fat people fall.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: The first thing they do is pull their shirt down,
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: no matter what the situation there is, Bro, my my family. Yeah,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: you got a broken neck and my family lives in Reno, Nevada. Right,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: so I'm walking down the street and I slipped on
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: the fucking ice, went straight up in there, Phil. My
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: first thing I did was grab my phone, right because
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I won't break my phone down.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Feet and my whole at one point, if you were
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: to freeze from it, my whole. I'm planking in the air, Bro,
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: and I hit my back straight sad to think, Dude,
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: I could hear I could hear the fucking house across
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: the street, the fucking guy laughing his ass off, Bro,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: And I'm sure nothing was funny at nine o'clock in
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: the morning. This motherfucker was laughing that he goes, hey,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: come here, come here, come. I heard him come here, look,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: and now I hear two people laughing.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I can't get up.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: Because it is funny because it's like you have so
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: much more protection as you fall.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: You would think, you would think, but you don't. You
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: really hurt.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: It hurts it, dude, that should hurts you. The bigger
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: you are, the harder you fall.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: The pressure especially, like the doctor will even tell you dog.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Like, if you're like considered like obese, they'll tell you
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: it's like the worst thing you could do is like
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you better learn.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: How to land, bro.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, landing on your like wrong will break your fucking
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: wrists because all the weight food.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: If you're fat enough, though, when you fall, your face
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: will never hit the ground because your stomach will hit
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: it first.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but your your back will hit or your hips.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Like He's like, damn, I thought I had a million
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: dollar idea for airbags.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Angel wing that ship. You'll be fine.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: I feel like some people can get really fat enough
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: where they could sit like a chicken over their legs.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't think people at that point pound life. Yeah,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I can't watch that show. I can't well, you know,
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I can't watch that show or hoarders or the one
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: about the fucking where they send the crack as the
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: to fucking rehabing ship. Yeah, I don't like it, Brough.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I was like for them, you know what, I don't
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: feel bad about ship. Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: It was nothing better than one time I was in Vegas.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: I did some shrooms. It got too much at the
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: at the bottom there was too many lights. So I
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: went upstairs to my hotel, turned on TLC and they
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: had a thousand pounds sisters.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Binge on shrooms.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Bro, did you fall in love with any of the sisters?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I was in love, but then I was disgusted. Then
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: I was impressed.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: It was like in motion, like I was on shrooms
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: and I'm watching this fat bitches?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Were they walking?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: One of them was walking? One of them is like
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: telling you one of these thousand pounds, one of them
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: six hundred and the other one's.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Four hundred in total.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: And one of them dude, did they're Bammy live? They're
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: both a light and there Tammy she got surgery.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Bro. I callow her on Instagram, Bro, like it literally hots.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: There's shrooms, Yeah, Bro, she's hot. It's a trip though, Hey.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: But there's there's some girls though, like like there's a
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I watched this fool Daddy Mullin. He'd be doing some
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: like blogs and just content, bro, and he he had
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: these fucking tube He took these two big ass girls, bro,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Like they both have like a pretty head, like the
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: face type of ship, like you know what I mean,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: you could tell they were like skinny, but like brother
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: wardly fucking obees start I'm talking about huge and they
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: make this content and these foods took him to a
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: water park like to fucking purposely, like like try to
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: fucking fit him in the tubes and all this ship.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: But that's the kind of content these girls make. Dog,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: like the dog in the mom.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: They're like, sorry, are not big enough.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: There's a fetish for it full that people that are
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: paying her like they'll be like like, hey, you and
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: your homegirl go fog with chow and it look nice
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: and live stream and fucking eat everything.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: And then on top of that, they'll fucking pay them
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: like money the meal.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, this is no way I want.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I want to know if somebody out there does this.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: You can wear a mask on the show if you want,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: but just we want to know.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: What what what this is about?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Like I'm so I'm so wan to tap it into
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: the mind where I'm just like like, you know, you could.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Have gone to eat that barbecue, like I just don't
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: know why you'd pay, Like I went down there this
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: rabbit hole.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Those people are like low Keith trying to like kill her.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Thinking about it, you're killing her. You're killing her by
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: making her eat like that. She's already obese person. And
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: it sounds weird. But these fetishes like.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Not just a fat horny No, they're they're like cause
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: you're not there's they're like horn It's something about watching
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: you low key watching her die.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: It's weird.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: It's not about like watching titties on the belly, like
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: belly titties inside titties funny.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: There's a fetish for for bigger girls. Where the fuck
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: is our fetish?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: It's not there.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: No, I'll fight back because as a skinny guy, I
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: started hating hearing when I heard.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: A dad bod.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: It's not big, but it's not big, bay, but dad
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: bod was a thing and it's still the thing.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Bitches love like a guy who's like older than like
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: my No, they do trust me.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but when you hear dad bod, it's probably how
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I feel like when I hear short kings. I was like,
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: come on, man, come on man, and I've got damn
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: short kings.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: The hell you're talking about.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: Short princess at best.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Somebody says short king. You know you know what I
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: think of the food they hated Shrek.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Lord Farquah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: That's no other food that I can like short kings.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Like lo key, short food should get mad.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Be like if we don't call me that, yeah, yeah,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: like get that one, get that one out.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: It's like it's better than shorty.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: It's like when fat fools say like, oh I'm husky, Like, no,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: you're fat or you're not, Like like.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: There's an except there's no media. What about big bone,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: there's no no, that's that's.
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Another Your bones aren't bigger the same size, buddy, when.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: You talk about the short kings, I'm not gonna say
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: who the person was, but he's a comic and he
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: got on one of my shows and he was talking
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: about being a short king. Dude, he wasn't even trying
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: to do it. This motherfucker said on the stool, his legs.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Dangled, dangled, there's nothing funnier than dangles.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: And then then I noticed him starting to kick him around.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: But he's not doing it for the reaction. He's just, oh,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: this is why doing on an Applebee's taking his.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Legs around as a grown man.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: I've been on stools that are making my feet dangle
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: and it feel like a little kid.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: But that's different, Like what the It's different when everybody's
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: feet are dangling versus where everyone's feet are down.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, the.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Thought of your feet dangling, you're like, am I.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Was his bread? No, it wasn't that's the thing. It
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: wasn't him. It was a it was a full grown
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: adult with with not with not having doorsism.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: It was no.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna say I wouldn't say anyway, but
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: but it's funny, he said, Like high back stools. Yeah,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I'm six foot and I fucking my legs still dangle.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: But on a comedy stool, you les better not fucking
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: you're not tall enough to ride this ride? Fucker.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, food like that at that point if you call
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: and that's not a part of your bit, and he's
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: just taking his eat, you know, Yeah, I get up
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: food like you go up there and be like, hey,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want a stool up there.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, like that's the.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Stools taller than me. I don't want that. I don't
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: sit down. That's crazy, dude, I don't. I don't know,
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: but guys will do it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: You know, I've never seen a midget comment it's down
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: on stage.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: He's not it's it's not a midget.
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: No, But I'm just saying, like, you know, they would
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: have to climb the chair. There's a lot of midget
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: comics now, but they don't sit on a stool.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Have midgets always been in the comedy scene? You remember
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: seeing a midget back then?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: No, just Brad, damn. I mean they've always been in
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: that brand. Damn, he's probably one of the older ones.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: I'm sure they've always been in the comedy scene. Like,
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: is not the same thing, no, but like before stand
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: up there was like you know, all the way back
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: to like gesturing and ship you know what I mean.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not it's not the same thing.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: But like if the midget juggles is not fucking going
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: up there, like yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: But that stand up evolved, you know, it wasn't. It's
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: not like something that's been around forever.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: I actually don't see a little a lot actually see
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: a lot of little people doing stand up I think
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I see like two.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: There's like there's like probably like four or five. Now,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: no one has a gang of them there.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Bro, you know what, I've never seen prop comic really okayone,
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know magic.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: So I'm not a fan of prop comedy until I
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: saw Harry Basil. Harry Basil, he owns the Covina Laugh Factory.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Dude, his ship.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: I've never laughed so hard and listen, reality is I
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: don't even like stand up comedy. I'm just good at
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: it for eighteen years is my job. I'm not a
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: big fan of. Like I'm not gonna Oh did you
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: watch Someone So Special? Did you watch that Kevin Hart?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Shit?
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: You mean that fake TV? Said, I don't watch it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I'm good. I didn't see it.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Well anything reality you already know it's it's produced. So
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I'm just not a fan. But then I watched Harry Bro.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: It was he uses it's all movie stuff that he does.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: It's so goddamn funny, Like I recommend anybody going to
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: see his ship.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Everyone talks about cap like that. Yeah, And I mean,
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: I've just never seen him because whatever.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Everybody, it's great.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: He was was like did you know him when you started?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Who? Because he was like he wasn't even like carrat
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Top has been doing. I was like like ten the
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: first time I saw Carratop. Damn dude, that like almost
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: fifty years he's super yoke.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Imagine now he's like he did all the bad steroids
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: and all the good steroids are now, so like, I
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: feel bad for all the people that did think there.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: He has money. If you have money, you're always going
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: to be doing the top of the line ship.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: Poor people do uh the old steroids. They wait for
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: it to count, go and sale and get him from
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: their friend.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now everybody's friend is fucking dog scared. Fools just
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: You could just what do they give you? Like a pill?
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: A pill? Ship?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: This is a yeah, it's like a fuck you just
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: literally put in your stomach and your stomach.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I've been I've been contemplating like a motherfucker because I've
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: been about I'm not working out ship. But I'm also
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: scared because I'm like, I don't know, if.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: You don't need it, you're on such a good path.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Why you don't see how you can go, how far
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: you can go naturally before you you have to fucking
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: resort to fucking science.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: They bro, it's like instant gratification. That's what he wants
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: you wants to.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Like, you're like, man, you remember that you remember that
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Rocky movie where, like they wrote, the Russian guy has
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: a top of the line ship and then Rocky's out
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: there pushing a moose, pushing a fucking moose. So you're
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: just like, you know how artist to push the moose?
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but what happened Rocky got like six movies. That
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: Russian guy was only in a little bit of washing.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Guy still look jacked at the end.
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: You got this brouh Hey.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Listen you know what. Don't listen, then you go get
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: those I'm selling some if you want it, if you
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: want to buy.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: You know that would that that is the one thing
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: bro like whenever I go to a gen C for like,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you can't be a fan for working at the GenZ.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Dog in the gym though, too, like because always at
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: the gym is always fast finish does pizza day? Dude?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I know that?
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they it's awesome crazy take a shout, grab a box,
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: get out. But every time if I win, Because the
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: reason I use Planet Fitness is not that I go
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: all the time, but if I do want to go,
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: it's everywhere in the country. And if I'm just like, okay, dude,
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: we're gonna do this real quick, or like if we've
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: been out all day and I got a show coming up,
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: just grab a shower, real quick, Plant Fitness, get the
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: get on the road. But every Plant Finis I've been
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: at they have heavier people working there, which, believe me,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: it doesn't intimidate.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Me at all.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: But I think it's it's like.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: Purpose purposefully they want to make you feel welcome.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: We gotta make it welcome here. We can't yo guys
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: in the front.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: We can't have some hot only fans model.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: They're doing the opposite of what a good life does.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, uh yeah, No, I mean you can't have like
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: heavy like like heavy it is. I don't know, Like
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: that's not motivating to me. Dog, you know what it's.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: Like when you go to a Chinese restaurant there's no
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Chinese people working there.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna have like heavier foods working at the front,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: and it's a gym. You better have it before picture
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you're up there too, you know what I mean, You'd
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: be like, damn, you have last weight, you know what
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Like like when you told this, You're like.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Damn you. I used to wait four fifty damn dude.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: My instagram, it was my Instagram five hundred Yeah, how
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: much for you?
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Almost that I was almost three hundred.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But what a way to fucking did he trying
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: to tell you? Because a lot of way No, no, no,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: he lost a lot of weight.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: Well I was almost three hundred yeah, and then I
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: was three fifteen.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm not.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm like, I was just waiting.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: For having it feel better about bro.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: That was the most That was the most awesome subtle
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: flex I've ever seen in my life.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: I'm like one ninety five Now I'm coming for you.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: No, that's over one hundred pounds.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I lost over one hundred punds No, I
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: mean I.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: Was close to three hundred, one hundred, close to one hundred. Yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: What was like, what was the breaking point like for
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you to fight like at four fifty? Like what made you?
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: It was the weight?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: You know what? I think?
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I just I was on an airplane and it was
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: it was not Southwest, so I couldn't get that extra
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: seat I was. I was scrunched in the middle and
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I felt not that. The two people next to me
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: were actually really nice, small so they were like really
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: cool with it, and they never said a word. We
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: were talking the whole flight. Everything was cool. But then
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: I got humiliated. Afterwards. I was like, yeah, it is
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: ain't gonna work no more.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I gotta do something.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: And I just was doing that. I was watching a
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: video about Intermitte fasting and I'm not gonna lie. I
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: did try a weight loss injectable. I got so sick.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna I thought I was dying.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: At one point I thought I was like, well this
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: is it. I'm with it, okay, So I got I
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: was in Denver, uh, stuck in a hotel room because
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I was just throwing up, constantly, passing out, cold sweats, shivering.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: It was the worst thing in the world. I from
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: what I see, it works for people. Great. If it
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: works for you, do it. There's a lot of side effects.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: But just like me, I'll never tell anybody like, hey,
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: you shouldn't get vaccinating because of this. I don't give
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: a fuck do wherever you want. I want to take
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: times Brockie, so yeah, I'll give you a discount. So
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: the so for me, it was just like yeah, I
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: was just like I can't do this no more. And
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: then uh, just a little white, little gradual. And then
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: I saw I was doing a movie and I saw
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: a getdy image of myself that very next week, and
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, are.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: You kidding me?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: For reals kidding me, Like that's it.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: You know, that's crazy, because like that's what makes a
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: lot of foods lose the way, you know, like like
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: for be Real says that when he was like he
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: had he got to a point where he was like
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: he was heaviest, and he said that they kept using
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: this fat picture of him in a flyer right, and
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: he kept being reminded that's the one picture that we
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: use and he looks like all like Chubby put that
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: picture over, like be Real hate he was big. I've
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: never I mean like you know, because he they would
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't use it like a lot dog and he
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: hates that ship dog. And then they said one day
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: he saw that picture and he was just like hecking,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: he was overdog and he said, he got into the
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: gym and he started.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: That's the door right there, that's the right there. I
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: can tell.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Dude, you look, he doesn't even look that bad.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: But I get what you means. You know, Diesel dog,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Yeah, I understand it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: It's like Julian from Trailer Park Boys.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: He's gonna come in today and sock me dog talking
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: about this, Yo, you were a fucking bigger dog. Oh damn,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: that's what the put put up film Medina's what is it?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Instagram dog? This is crazy on that way. This is
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: put that round up.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Applause. But just give him a real one dog big
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: that's up And I appreciate it.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Man. Things it's just uh, like I said, you just
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: get to a point where you're just like, nah, yeah,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I don't do this anymore.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: For me, it started right at uh COVID when the
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: lockdowns happened. So I lost comedy, lost everything, so I
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: didn't have anything to do. I did two a days
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: an intermnute fasting, really, and that for for almost a
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: year and a half. That's what kind of did it
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: for me for the most part.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's and that'll do that. The intimate fasting and
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: the two days come on, man, that's.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: Like nothing else to do. Yeah, and it was an
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: excuse to get out of the house during COVID.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's see, that's nuts. Dude. That's uh good for you.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: I mean that's awesome. And you said you've always been
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: in shape and Ansler all right, good fuck you too.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's uh, I mean that's a big accomplishment.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: What was what was the biggest What was like the
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: hardest part for you.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Seeing my dick for the first time in ten years?
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: I'm black.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: No, the you said, what was the hardest part?
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, like what was the hardest part about.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Like getting out of my own way was probably the
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: hardest hardest part. He get my own way of saying, dude,
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: you can go to the gym and nobody's fucking there
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: to see you. Just go and uh and then when
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: you go, when you go, you always think the worst.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh man, this was somebody's gonna be like
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: look this fat motherfucker.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that case.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, hey, man, keep going, bro, good job.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I mean I saw you here yesterday, I saw here
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: two days ago. Oh here every day.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Good job.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: That ship that shit push you and listen if you've
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: never when you get out of the gym and it's
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: and you got nice weather outside and you just had
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: a good workout, there's no better feeling than that. It's
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: a really good feeling. I mean there's better feelings, but
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: it's not. That's a good one.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Like I love Ralfie May and I've talked her of
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: his story about how he was big and then he
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: got the bypass and then he'd lie. He would lie
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: to his wife and shit, and he would tell people
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: to put coke inside his drink instead when it was
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: waters like that, he'd pay the waitresses money and to
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: like bring them ship like it was nuts. Dude, did
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: you were you ever at that point where you were
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: like hiding, like hey, I would go like.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: No, like literally, at twelve at night, go get Jack
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: in the box.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I would just go do it. I would just go
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: What do you matter?
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: I would just or I'd be coming home late from
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: a show and be like, I'm not gonna eat tonight,
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go straight home. And no, you stop.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: Getting because you got to want it.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: You got to do it for you, not for anybody else,
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: uncent if you don't want to do it for yourself.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: And it's funny because I I was touring for a
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: very long time with Ralphie's open Wow yeah, well Robbison Openers, Uh,
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Corey and Chatti Smash Brothers. I was with them for
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: a very long time, and they would tell me, bro
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: it was they they helped too, like they were like, dude, no,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: we're gonna get you down, like come on this And
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: then they would not by any would think all these
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: guys are like ball busters, not like that at all.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Corey specifically was like, dude, we're gonna I'm gonna help you.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna help you. We're gonna get you down and wait.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: And it wasn't even like like a smack in the
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: face or anything. It was just like, you know what,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: damn cause you know, and I know there's gotta be
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: at least three fat people watching this right now.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: You meet them a homies. I mean, this was behind
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Hungry Show. We're trying to get them back in shape.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: If you if I can do it like you can
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: do it, is that is that easy? It's that simple?
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: If I dude, I'm I am lazy and and and
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: it's it was.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: I did it, you know why, because the human body
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: is such a remarkable thing, Like it's so sick that
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: you could spend forty years destroying your body and it
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: only takes you a year to fix it.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: And it's the eating. This feel has been working out
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: for forever. He used to go on runs and be like,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: why am I not? Because he would come here, eat
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: barbecue and just eat and I would be like, bro,
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: you work hard. Now I see him eating fucking eggs
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: and ship and he's like, it's for me, it's it's
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: it's your it's your it's your food.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the food is one thing they'll fuck you up.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you eat? Yeah, well yeah so barbecue.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: No, but that's it.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's the thing. It's But I'm good,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I'm you know, I'm happy. But I said I got
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: a long way to go, like I'm still going. And
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: and now with this tour coming up, dude, it's it's uh,
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: it's fucking a struggle.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: And being on the road is the hardest hard. It
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: ruins every.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: When is your tour start, I start, well, I'm off,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: I'm a little hiatus right now. I go back June
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: fourth to the San Jose improv. I start there and
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: then I'm in Dallas and then it's just is a
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: bunch of tour dights after that, Like it's it's a lot.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I go everywhere from San Jose to Maine to uh
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Denver to Chicago. What's the website, uh pilmadinacomedy dot com?
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: After eighteen years? Do you know, like what number two
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: you are on? No? I di iop county. Bro.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: It's like if you were when I worked at the
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: grocery store. If I work for a grocery for almost
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: twenty years, and when when you get like how many
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: days have I worked? No clue, no clue. It's to
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: me because like again, it's I love. I love what
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I do with comedy. I'm not saying I don't. I
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: don't appreciate the comics. I'm not I'm not enthralled in it.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't. To me, it's just like, Okay,
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: here's my work schedule, Okay, I gotta go. That's it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: To me, it's not so much. And there's a lot
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: of guys out there who are comedy fans, who are comedians,
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: and for me, it's just like I just I can't Now,
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: if you were asking about pro wrestling, bro, I could
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: tell you every WrestleMania. I could tell you everything about
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: that because I'm a fan, you know. But when it
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: comes to comedy, uh, I can tell you. I do
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: voiceovers too, movies. I know, actually I just did yes,
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: but I just did something for Disney Plus called I
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: did that one, and I'm the national voice for Hungry
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: how He's pizza. Hey, I don't know if I just
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: should have said that, but it's okay. I don't think
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: anybody knows, but yeah, it's I do theirs too, So
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: it's uh, it's dope, dude, It's it's uh that stuff
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: I love. I'm a fan of I love doing that.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: I love uh knowing about who was a great voiceover
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: artist who did good cartoons and stuff like that. You know,
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: I'll watch all that, but for comedy, nah, but I
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: love I love performing.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: You know, it's the best.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: But that's that's just that's just like him. Because remember
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: when we found out and Nidy said, oh you know what,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, you see what did you grow up
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: watching this day?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: It's like I actually just decided to do comedy one day.
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm like I'm not the biggest comedy fan. Yeah,
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: I just I went to a live show, fell in
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: love with it, tried it, and then it is the
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: best thing I ever did. Yeah, I love doing it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: But it's like sometimes I'm like, I don't know how
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: people come watch this.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Anybody.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, and I'm like, I love comedy. I'm
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: thankful that everybody's there.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: But I myself as someone who like, if it was
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: up to me, I wouldn't go watch comedy. So I'm
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: very thankful that people do. But it's just I don't know,
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: I don't get it. I love doing it, but it's
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It's one of those things and it's.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: No like I get it completely because like for me,
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: it's just like yeah, like dude, I'm like because the
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: show sold out, and I'm like, I don't.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Even get the fun I'm trying because like you never
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: like I watched fucking Dane Cook do Visious Circle and
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what the fuck this was in the middle
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: just talking. I didn't know he was like, I didn't
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: know he had worked this out. I thought it was
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: just like this guy's just talk.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: That's why I fell in love with.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Him and then then I then my grandma showed me,
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: and then I started watching all these comedians and so
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: when I did it, it was like, oh ship, I
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: kind of and then he told me not, well, I
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: just kind of did it, and then I was good
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: at it, and I.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Was like fuck you.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: I was like, fuck you, dog, like you didn't and
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: then I was like he's like and to this day
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: he's like no. And I get why because, like I
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: work with Sam in the comedians, they don't watch it
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: because they're not trying to like help get ideas off
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: of it. I understand that now why they're super blank.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: It's also just like if you put me in a
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: dark room, I get sleepy. Dog, I'll get sleepy. You
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: put me in a dark room in a chair.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I get it. But I as a kid, I watch comedy.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: But now I was a kid in the eighties, so
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: the comics that were coming up then Dice, Clay, Sam Kinnison,
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: George Lopez to an even even Fluffy to the back
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: nineties part. I was still a teenager watching that and
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: I loved it. I thought it was funny. But to
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: be like a super fan, like the way I see
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: some of my some of the people that come to
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: my shows, it's like Jesus Christ, like you're enthralled with
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: the stand up comedy, like you love it, like people
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: love football or or basketball, baseball.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: This is your thing right now. Yeah, it's like we
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: love podcasts like that. Yeah, I know.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: Like they go like they'll they'll make up drama. There's
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: these channels that'll be like so and so is fine
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: with so and so, and you're like, no, they're not.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: They're fucking friends.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, they love that scene. Yeah, they love that shit.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: In Canada, growing up, for me, there was this thing
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: called just for Last Gags. You know, guys know just
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: the last Gags. It's fun like a sketch show, but
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: they just do pranks on people in Montreal. That used
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: to be come on all the time on Channel forty
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: four in Canada, and sometimes it would say on channel
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: on the guide that just for laughs, right, and you
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: think it's the gags, but when you go there, it
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: was the stand up And as a kid, I was like,
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: at first it used to piss me off that the
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: gags weren't on, and then sometimes I'd watch it and
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, that guy was funny for five minutes.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: But I didn't know I was watching stand up, Like,
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: I didn't know what I was watching. I just liked
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: that he talked funny for five minutes, and so then
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: I started kind of waiting for that instead of the gags,
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: which kind of put it in my head. But I
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: never knew who I was watching or watched. Russell was
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: actually the first special ever watched. Because there's an absolutely.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I can see that. No, because the same
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: thing with like I fell in love with George Lopez
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: because I thought George was was and and listen to
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest, a lot of people say whatever they
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: say about him, the guy's been so nice to me,
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Like he's been wonderful to me. Like I had a
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: morning radio show for two years in Santa Barbara. He
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: was my first guest, and like, how did I get
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: George Lopez to be my guest on the FM morning radio?
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: He didn't know who I was, but he saw me
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: at the club, you know, he saw me at Levity
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Live and he was just like, oh, he's a comic,
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: let me help him out, you know. So it was cool.
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: That's cool.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: But I get the Russell thing.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, everybody here who's followed by George Lopez
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: raised your head on Instagram.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: We gotta work harder Mexican.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Shooting more at me.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: You were shooting more at me that trip. Shout out
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: to George. We're working out shooting the invite Dog.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: I just gotta you know, Georgie, if you're watching this podcast,
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: follow us Dog Mexican, number one Mexican podcast in the world,
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: and you're not following us.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I kind of believe it because it sounds like a
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: scam artist, because you're actually.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: This guy trying to scam more coach. You know what's
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: so funny.
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: For the longest time, for good like what four months,
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: we were number one Mexican podcast with no Mexicans. Yeah,
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: while you're gone, you just.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Kept saying it over and over again.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: Now people think it was an Indian in a Sorota.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: People probably think that you're probably just said whatever.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: People think you're more Mexican probably than like, actually Indian.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: I got it all the time, especially now because you're
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: being in l A. You probably eat more Mexican food
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: than words.
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: Game on the way, Come on, way, who taught you
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: like who? You guys said it once on the pod? No,
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: you guys said it on the pod once and I
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: love that.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I swear to God this will never would say you
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: said that.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know what you said. You said alaforza, and
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: I was like, I like that, Get that stupid sake.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: You hang out with a lot of Mexicans or most
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: of these fools. That's it.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: Well comics too, but these guys. When I first moved
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: I only moved here here and like a year and
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: a half ago Toronto, Canada. And when I moved here,
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: I came here because of this guy invited me to
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: come close to pod and uh, they were my first
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: introduction to people. So they took me everywhere he took
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: wherever he took me was there was Mexicans everywhere. So
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: then I was like, how many burritos don't have to eat?
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: I'm getting sick of them.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: You love that beat? There a place this guy takes you.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: That ship fire you can't escape, Like, I don't know,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I think I love it. I fucking love it. There's
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: nothing better than I'm being cheese burrito a little green
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: sauce on the inside. Come on, I'm where that doesn't matter.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Most places know how to you can't. I haven't taded
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: out taco in.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: A while now less than yourself.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: No, but it's just no, I'm just trying to be healthier.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: But like every once in a while passing, I'm like
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: miss down.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Cancer came it for.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: Like the first fucking month. Bro, what didn't shut the
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: fuck up like I have to the point.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: It's fired, don't get me wrong. Better than Taco Bell,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: Del Taco Is.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: I don't even talk about either. But it's uh not
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: that has nothing to do with me being Mexican. It
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: just has me like there's not one near me. So
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: like I'm I'm just not gonna go drive across town
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: and Oxnard to get to Taco Bell.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: The difference is Taco Bell is owned by a guy
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: named Mike and Del Taco's owned by Miguel.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I thought I thought talk about was owned
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: by PepsiCo.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: That's what I mean. It's a white guy owns it.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: But I think there was. I think the guy's name
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: was Mike Bell.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, fucking it.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Damn knowing the knowing the CEO of a.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Fast food chain.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: I was just assuming it was a white guy that
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: owns it, and it's.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Hit him up trying to get a sponsorship Dog taco.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah no, I actually they told me to send him
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: a thing I never did.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Wow, he's about to smack. Yeah, dog, you could have
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: had teammate.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: I'll still do it.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: I'll do it.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: I'll still do it.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Again if I was like, fuck you, you haven't eate it
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: five months.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: They don't know that.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: They do now, somebody missus boss La reaccess shop from
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: half court. Y'all still doing any of the Olympics tickets giveaway? Yes,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: we told you guys every show. So if you're trying
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: to get the Olympics giveaway, just super chats Olympics and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: you get a chance to win, you can recheat anything.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: You can know it because they're not all from it.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: So and if you're trying to redeem those, you can
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: also hit up Big Tripy on Instagram because he's the
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: one who got them Olympics.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: When Olympics is going down May thirtieth at the Beehive,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: headlining is Shortline Mafia any forty. I will be there
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: probably for most of the daytime. And now it gets
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: a little bit too pack for me, so I fucking
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: just bounce and I go smoke my weed at home
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: comfort of my home home.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: Weed is the best couch weed.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: You've been shopping all day though, Like you know what
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, Like if you go to like an event
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: like that and you get like, I got new goodies,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: tried all these new flavors, then you get to just
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: enjoy them at home, just chilling, because then if you're
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: in public man like or one of the the event,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: it's nowhere to sit down.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: The bathrooms are shit.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I mean by the end of the night, for sure,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you gotta be there early if you want, and.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: You know, you just shoulder.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: I think the worst feeling you can have is being
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: in a public event like that and have them take
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: a ship.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah you and if you're a fact, you know definitely
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: don't want to do that because those public events don't
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: have doors toilets for that reason. So uh, there's a
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: comedy club that didn't have a door for the longest time.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: The chin use the rest of it's like I gotta
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: take a ship and I can't hear.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: The belly room bathroom. Dog at the top, it always sucked. Dog.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: I judge people who ship and comedy show because it's
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: like it's ten pm.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: What have you?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: What's wrong with? What did you eat today? That you
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: got to eat at ten pm.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Unty'll talko cooked out ship cokes.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Coke shits yeah cokes yo, He's like he got a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: ship coke.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: People part are.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: Still people doing blow in the comedy store bathroom, every
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: bathroom I go into you there's people doing blowing it.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: How you think people did people partied more as as
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: comics back then when you started or like now.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Uh you know what from I know I partied more
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: when I first started. Now, I mean I just I
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: just headlined a week in Reno at the at the
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Laugh Factory at Silver Legacy and uh, dude, I was
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: in bed, like bye bye, I rand for the last show.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm out of here, see you guys later.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: And there's a night club right there. And my buddy
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Markanzls was he was my feature. Uh. We started walking
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: and he goes. We looked at each other like.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: We're too old for this ship.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: We'll see you later.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, to go what's the what's the cutoff time
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: to like go club and dog depends where.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: You are of age?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Mm hmmm, how old are you? I'm thirty five?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, you guys are close.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: I don't club though, I even now. I hate it.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: That whole fucking scene.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Bottle service thirty, you're tripping past thirty. You're tripping like
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: I don't even my goal.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: Maybe if it's like a bachelor party or something, that
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: bachel party once in a while thing, if everybody's going
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: and you kind of gotta go.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Company, if you're over thirty, you should just.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Get the bottle.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I ain't gonna I ain't gonna sit around like a
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: sardine at the age of sucking. I'm either we're going
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: or we're not going. Yeah where I'm not like I'm
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: three years old. If I'm going with the homies, either
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: we got it now or we're not going. I'm not
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: sitting there like sardines right there again.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Table not comfortable in the table.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: And I know you're like that too. I'm getting the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: table if we're gonna go, dude.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: So when I was in a uh funk, where was
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: that we got a fuck it? I was in Canada.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: I went to Edmonton and one of the shows I did,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: the owner got us a club. After he got us
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: a bottle service at the club, and we showed up
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: the club and I hated it every second of it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: It's just that's not my scene. You know, I'm not
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: even a big drinker, and everybody's ordering bottles and ship
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: and then I'm just like I asked one of the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: bottles of service ladies when she came, I was like, yo,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: you have a food menu and she said yeah, bro,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: And then I started ordering all these snacks that were
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: French fries, chicken fingers and all the shit. At first,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: everyone was like why you were ordering food? And then
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: the food came, and then bro, we became You could
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: see everybody in the club eyeing our table. Everybody wanted
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: a snack. You think drinks out of the way to
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: get fucking girls and shit, no.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Right, no, you're right, bitches love little French.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: Fries and fucking man. I felt like a king. Bro.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: I sat down and I ate, but.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Like, like, so you're you you're thirty five, now thirty five?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: We said, yeah, thirty five? How are you thirty three?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: And you're thirty thirty six? And you when you go
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: on the road doing stand up though, it's like because
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: a lot of my shows are their weekend shows, you know, so,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: but for me, it's like, ah, dude, like you know what,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: trying to catch that burger kay. And if we don't,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: that hotel's got a got a little lobby and get
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: some I'm going to bed. And that's why like my openers,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Like when I bring one, bring him on the road,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you guys, do what the fuck you want.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: I'll see you at the show, make sure you're there.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: My issue is I'm not a big drinker. Yeah, and
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: I've been smoking weed since I was like fifteen. Yeah,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: so I prefer to smoke weed. And then if you're
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: not drinking, you're like, I don't really want to be
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: around a bunch of drunk people.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: And I'm not a really big drinker either, So for me,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: it's just like, ah, I don't know.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd rather just go smoke some weed and chill out.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just chill you know, like whatever, it doesn't even matter.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Like I but to be uh, to be the uh
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: be old, the old guy at the club. Ah, no, Bro,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: can't do that.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Hey did you start out with Joey Diaz? You remember
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: seeing him?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, dude, I definitely remember Joey. Bro. Yes, Bro,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: like yeah, coc second, Yeah, Joey. Joey's great. He's a
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: super super nice guy too.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Uh, he'saz for like an ex criminal. Right oh ye,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: nice guy, right yeah, dude, he's he's awesome.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: I all those guys like when I was coming up again,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: like Willie Barsena, that were they were already established names
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: out there, dude, they were always like super nice to me,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Like it was I never ran into anybody who is
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: like a straight dick, like I never ran into that.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Now there were guys that were now, I mean, there
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: were guys who weren't at a superstar level who were
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: like maybe where I'm at today, total douchebags. But that's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: one of the reasons why, Like if if I'm on
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: the road with somebody, dude, we're I'm just a smoking
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: the wheel. The headliner status is no more important than
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: the feature or the host. We're all part of the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: same fucking show. Like, let's not be a douchebag.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: I would argue that something that LA doesn't take account
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: for that the host is probably the most important part
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: of the show, thank you. It sets the tone for everything.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: And in LA since moving here, what I see is
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: no one hosts. They just put the weakest comic whoever
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: they can get out of the way on first to
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: It's kind of like a cold open five. They don't
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: say hello, They just go into their jokes and like,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta know how to host that show. Yeah,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: I have three residencies. I got one at the Laugh Factory,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Wanted Levity Livelocks Nart, want to Stand Up Bellflower. Every
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: single show has a desonated host that is there every
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: every month. When we do the show, it's that person's show,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, listen, I normally don't like a lot
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: of CrowdWork on my show because I'm doing that part
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: a hour. Relax, let me do my crowderry you guys,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: you fucking do your little jokes. But I want that
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: host to crack that crowd. Bro, I want that. I
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: want to do some CrowdWork.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: You have to one of the people.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: People say it's tacky, but as the host, you gotta say,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: how are you got to ask some questions a little icebreakers?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: You have to.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Go.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: You gotta warm them up. You can't just fuck You
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: gotta kiss them first. You can't just put your fingers
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: in them right away.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: See.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: But then that's when I've gone in there and I'm
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: there at the show, and then I got a host.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm nervous.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: I should never be hosting, Bro, and they've done it,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: and then that's why you start not doing it.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: Like I don't want to start this show.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: I'd say, how long have you been doing your stand up?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: How long are you doing it?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: Six weeks accumulatives four years?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, So so when I'm at Levety Live, Aux Nerd,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you a spot and the show will
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: be sold out, come out, but both of us on
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: wait a minute, I'm gonna get there, but I want
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: you to do Levey Live. It's a massive room, it's
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: like four four sixty five, and I promise it'll be
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: sold out. I'm gonna give you a spot, not as
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: the host, but I want you to go experience sold
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: out fucking room on a weekend. And oh dude, I'd
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: be sold When he doesn't show up, just let me.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have you. I want to have you do
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: a stand up club and Bellflower. That's saying. Then the
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: next night, I would love to so you follow me
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: and Bro, you let's go get some barbecue with it. No,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: but for seriously, for you, I got these peptides that
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to Covida lat Factory. Want you come do
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: it with me?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: I'm down with that. All right, you're gonna go stand up,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: I'll do it.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Oh no, Now the owner will be there and he
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: will he's got that hook like I fucking the Apollo,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: and we'll pull people off.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: I love to come see. I'm gonna come out and
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: just to watch that.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta revive my phone with my said
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: so just do a five minute set and you're gonna go.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, then do a five minute set and because you
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: know what, well, here it is. You know what when
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: when if you've got if you've got ten, you're gonna
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: fucking crush a five. Yeah, you see what I'm saying.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: So that's that's what. But when you hit that right
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: now about the host being the newest guy, the last
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: tour was on. Now, my buddy Jason Schuster sets all
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: these tours up. He's also my business manager. He's a
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: great comic, very funny guy. But he had he had
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: our friend, you know him Peg oh yeah, he had
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I call him Pez yeah, Pez Dispenser because I told
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: him one day because this guy's being a dick. I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: was being a dick.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: But he said, you know him. I was like, sounds
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: middle Easter.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: It was he just like he. I walked in and
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: he he was like, dude, I went to Ross and
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: found like a Rebok hoodie that fit. I was like,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: five bucks, give me that ship. So I grab it
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: and he goes, oh, we were in Baltimore. He goes, oh,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: last guy to everywhere back. I go, go fuck yourself,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: and I just like walk away. He got like all
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: sadd and ship and he's listening to this. So then
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: uh then he but we made him the host, and
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: I said, no, I want him in the middle. I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: want him in the middle. I want him right before me.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Because that's gonna give him
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: you just have to that much stress.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: That much sweet spot.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: That that spot before the headliner is.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: The best spot, bro, It's the best spot you can have.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: When I jumped from from being a feature to a headliner,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: I would get mad. I'd be like, why just funk.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: I'll just let this motherfucker close it out. I'll do
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: the hour.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Then they can finish it because they got their warm up,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: they're not too tired yet. It's like the it's the
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: prime spot that sounds like.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: I'm a dictough so like with me, when I'm on
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: the road, I will tell the manager, Hey, to me
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: a favor, don't drop checks when I'm up there. They
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: they're they're here for this. See that motherfucker right there,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: when you see him get up there, drop the checks
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: as as none of my buddy markn Zaliz. He's like,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: you're a dick. I'm like, I know, I know, because
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: I don't care my show. Motherfucker, I don't even care.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: They could have done it with my stuff, but I
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: just wanted to be a dick. But yeah, Peg, I
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: love Peg.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 6: Dude, great guy.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: One of the only comics it's ever been in my house.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I don't let anybody come over to my house ever.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: You just I just don't cross that line.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: He's been to my home.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: A bunch of wrestling memorabilia a ton.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Bro's gonna say, you got ship like that. Oh, I
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: don't even care about that part. I it's it's so Bro.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: I've got tots full of unopened wrestling toys from the eighties, nineties,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: two thousand's current. I've got the whole l j N
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: wrestling figure collection. I can't tell you what the initials mean.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: But it's it's it's uh. There were the big rubber
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: dolls Edward, Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do that, the star Wars the what's his name?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: We had a man, Yeah, they're the Star Wars stuff.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: But for me, dude, I've got I've got like replica belts.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: I've paid thousands of dollars for it.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Gets to work out with Godfather Oh yeah, oh yeah
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: with Charles.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah with Charles. Yeah, school gets the fucking pump
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: iron with that motherfucker. I'm like, that is bad. I've got.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: I did a workout video with him.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: When when I went out to Vegas, I was because
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I was I was like already like a year until
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: my workout think, and I was like, yo, I'm trying
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: to get fucking wrestling arms. And I was like, I
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: get him, and he like he showed me the whole
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: one on one. So every time I go out there,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I try to.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Get an update.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, bro where we at?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: How can I take this up?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: You know, he's like peptize Brott, you know what he would.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: He's the only one that out of the restaurants they
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: would probably tell you, like to keep it natural because I.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Really believe him that his ship is really genetics.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that shooting it?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Can he I feel like when he was up in
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: the biker fucking crew, he could have picked up a
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: bike and like, yeah, because that way that the pictures
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: that motherfucker has bro, like he's I'm like, that's just
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: prime fucking genetics.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: When I met him, and I want to say nineteen
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: ninety eight, Bro, I was six foot then and this
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: dude had to be six to six easy. Yeah, dude,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: he's huge, Like he's just a big man and and
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: just and he's not cut, but he's like so like muscular,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: so hot.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: Have you scared these guys they're scared of me?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: Like does he eat like like cause he keep up
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: like to be that big you know what.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I have seen him eat more for really Hell yeah,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: we've seen to be barbecue here, right, and he only
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: eats like I think maybe he had like one and
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: a half plates.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Godfather, he didn't. He had like a regular portion.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: He didn't really ask I don't think because he's not bulking, bro,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: think about it. That's like muscle that's been there, Like
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: that fool's chest is gonna be.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Like that forever dog like this. Literally, I'm like, there's
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: no musk. Like when I hit that food with his
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: chest dog, that shit hurt me.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: More than anything. I was like, yo, you really let
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: him hit He didn't chomped you. Well.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: We did a video where like we did a few
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: videos here where like I was like, hey man, I
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: was like, we're gonna I'm gonna just fucking just hit
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: you out of the random, right like, and then you're
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking react to it and get up from the
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: couch or whatever.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: And I knew that he was getting.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Break up, you know, like when when I fucking like
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: went for it, and he sure is hell did but
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: he told me, he was like, I want you to
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: hit me hard. Yeah, he was order to sell it,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: you gotta hit me hard. And I was just like real, and.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: You know what, I fucking went for it.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: But like as soon as I hit I felt that
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: but like I had to run with the skip. But
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: like as that got as soon as I was done,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, yeah, that shit hurt dog.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: Like hitting the wall.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, straight up, bro. It's like if I would have
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: just been like that and just hit the wall and
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: just smacked.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: It, can you imagine didn't hit like that back with
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: those guys used to do like three hundred nights a year, kidding.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: You should see some of their chests now, and there's
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: it's completely separated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gone. Really I'm
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: getting yeah, because you're just hitting that muscle ten like
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: every single.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Because I've never watched them because I'm not like a
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: huge w w E fan or wrestling fan, but they
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: talk about those HBO documentaries, the Showtime documentaries that they're like, dude,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: if you're into this ship, it's like mind blowing up,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: how how crazy their lives were during that.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: And it's there's a there's a dock out there I
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: think on YouTube called three hundred and sixty five Days
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: and watch that and you'll be like, dude, these guys
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: are rolling around in cars together and and sleeping in
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: the cars, six in the car sleeping.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: I used to it with my dad, telling them it's
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: is real.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Mexican came and I was like, yeah, Eddie Gerrero is
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: not your uncle.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Because and this is told everybody like them, wishing you
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: were Ray mystereo that.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: That one story where like they'll talk about those stories
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: was like a flight from like a flight that was
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: just crazy.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: Flight from Hell, the flight from Hell. Godfather was in
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: that ship, I believe.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's the flight from Hell?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: You go watch that on YouTube?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Dog, Yeah, it's it's insane.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: The ship that happened on that playing dog like like
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: scary wise or like pise just complete the Yeah, chaos.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Like just like I'm talking about food, just think about it.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Everybody's jack. Foods are on Roy's.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Foods are drinking, food are laying pranks, foods are fucking
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: messing with you.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Some foods trying to hit on the The man is there.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Imagine all the ship that's good. This fool is okay,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Like he said no to anything? What do you mean everything?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: That flight?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Uh, two of the wrestlers, brock Lesner was one of
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: them and Kurt Henting was the other. They started having
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: an actual fight on the plane and almost went out
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: the emergency door. They were pushing on the door. Yeah,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: well the plane's thirty five thousand feet here, strap in,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: put your seatbelt. Really happened if that door opens, you
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: can oh yeah yeah, air pressures.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Your pressure just fucking plane instantly goes like you know,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: because the air cuts it in.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe it, but it's just it's a big vacuum.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Everybody's going I got to put your seat just starts
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: crashing like this. Just wear your seatbelt. I wear my
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: seatbelt the whole trip.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: It will spin sideways, almost into a nose dive and
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: for sure instant death.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Like they're just like it's this physics.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: Just put your seatbot on and try and try not
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 6: to brace yourself. Try to you know, when you're in
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: a car accident, well, most of the reason you get
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 6: hurt is because you brace yourselves and you get sucking hard.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: Drunk people usually don't get hurt because there they don't
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: realize it's happening. So you're loose and sometimes like so
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: if you get hit and you're loose in your relax
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: your body kind of goes with it.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: There's people that have been saying people.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Airplane, so just trying to go with it, just ripingfoar
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: the tower they thought about you, like you told me
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: to loose.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: Enough, you would have survived. Like the passports.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: They are too.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, th like like you think you think that, like
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: like all right now it's been like hello past nine
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: to eleven.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, you can do whatever hella pass.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: Think about it, like you don't think there was enough
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: man in that fucking leth just like you.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 6: Know what I mean, I'm overpowered the guy. Yeah maybe
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: I kind of.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: After seeing that movie, I'm just like, look, bros.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Are gonna get stabbed. But you know what I mean, Like.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: For America, there's Tom tell him.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: X, Well there's two of them.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: First of all.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: First of all, was a drone.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: But if we're gonna say it was a plane, we're
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: gonna say it was a plane. They thought it was
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: just like a ransom hijack, probably as in like like train.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: No, no, they're just asking for a hundred they're just
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: asking for a million dollars.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: We're gonna land this plane. We're gonna get a million dollars.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: We're gonna call it a fucking day. They didn't think
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: that this ship was gonna happen.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: The second one in Pennsylvania is why they did that,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: because they already had known that this was a terrorist attack.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: That's why they attacked that one thing. And it never
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: hit the Pentagon or one of them. Yeah, it ended
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: up landing in Pennsylvania. But you gotta think about it.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: If you're haven't heard of it. You just think it's
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: a ransom. That's what they used to do, just like
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: the dB dB, the dB dB Cooper. You've heard of
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: the DP Cooper thing. It's just a ransom.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: You go, hey, I'm a bomb.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: If I get a million dollars, we'll call it okay.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: But like, according to these things, right, there's there's no gun.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: None of these fools were like, everybody, chill too. This
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: fo's had a fucking.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Box cutter and then like, yeah, we have a bomb,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: and we're just like, well, fu let me guess if
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: you're on a mission and you have a bomb, Well.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: This makes it more fake than when you're telling me
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: that a box cutter made this shit happen.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: But that's that's the only thing they were armed with.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: I think, like what I said more of an inside job.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: And even if you had a fucking knife, right, let's
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: just say you had a nilet, it's gonna be scared of
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: a box cutter.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 6: And if I told you there was nobody on that point,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: were using somebody.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: One on that plane. Those phone calls were never made.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: You can't even make a phone call. Now you're gonna
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: tell me you're gonna make.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: A pull and then all right, dog, and then so
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: was the so was a passportal let's die at the
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: bottom of the fucking all the of all that stuff
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: and the firework.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: Where do you get the ship lamin?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: You know what talked out though, is that passport wasn't theirs,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: And it was like the janitor like you just.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 8: Half sam a bit Laden has been cleaning this fucking
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 8: bathroom for the last twenty five years. Yeah, he's the
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: best janitor we have in this place.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: To see where somebody gets up with the plane lands
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: and everybody fucking stands up. You're telling me somebody's passing
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: by every road. There's nowhere for you to run. Dog
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: for of us, get up, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: dog Like, there's no way food.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: Those planes are fragile.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: They're not there to take down the whole building. Bro,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: you've seen a plane hit like a bird is fucking.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Heart Actually there's a plane crash.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 6: Talk to them, actually talk to them, Tell them, no, dog,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 6: he's happening.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: He's like, stand up for the Arabs.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: Tell him it wasn't it was it. Hats were small,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: is all I'm saying.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: Hats were small, little hats due little hat. There was
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: some little hats dancing too. Like if there's a video
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: of the tower's going down and some people are dancing
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: and they got little hats on, You're like, what's going
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: on there?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: There was a there was an elevator that only led
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: to the tunnels in the buildings, and yeah, that's what's like,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: how come you guys are going all the way to
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: the bottom today?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Don't you worry about that? There's a new bagel drop.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: It's just like, Yo, there's a new bagel drop.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, they.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna tell you, like they're gonna tell you if
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: you get about to run.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Like since we brought it up?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: Do you believe in conspiracies?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: I do you go down the rabbit?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: I won't watch because I used.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: To and then I was scaring myself. Next thing, I know,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: I lost some one hundred pounds. I was just like, okay, okay,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: you know we need to stop. No. Yeah, I I
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: look at stuff and it's so weird because now where
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: we stand as like a society, if I don't agree
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: with you, then I fucking I'm supposed to hate you.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: And I don't like that ship. So for me, I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: just don't say nothing. It's like keep it as like
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: you know, like, hey, why do they stop doing porn
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: hub in Alabama? Like I don't like that ship. Now
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: you're back to like you know, family members, Like.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: That's conspiracy.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: What the fuck it?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: I mean website?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, any every time you watch porn, it's it's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: in the little category of easne watch this video, watch
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: this video.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Isn't like they a lot of this step step but
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: did you sign into this?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: You sign into your No. But I think they are no.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: I think they have everything your I p they know
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: who you are. They pull like if that's why you
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: got to get you a VP and secure surfing the web.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: We gotta get Let's how you know you watch a
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: lot of porn when you're like, you gotta get yourself
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: a V.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 6: The only thing, the only thing that changed, it goes
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: oh zone is watching this porn in Iceland's back to
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 6: Japan still watching it though, I mean but not there.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: Though you know what I'm saying, that's crazy bron Japan
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: the only had that that weird porn.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: No the dog I went to all the porn stories
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: out there. They got everything and everything everything, which.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: Was the one that has that digitalized fucking twitch. I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: thought it was Japan.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: No, they got that too. But I'm saying, like Japan
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: has everything.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: Stop watching porn, guys.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Really is oh ship?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: It is worse than del Taco. It's drink off.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: It's not about jerking off. I jerk off with the
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: best of them, all right, But watching porn is bad
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: for you.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: He does he doesn't do porn.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: He just bank bank is bad for you.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: I've heard.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: Tell you, dog.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Why is it that though?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: I'm just just bad for your mental health. It's bad
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: for the kids. How how much access they have to it?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: Not a kid, though, No, But I mean you grow
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: up on it. You grow up on it with your
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: mental health.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Honestly though, some of the best members ever have to
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: finding my dad's vhs.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: And popping those.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's different. But it's like, how much instant access
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: we have to it. It's the first the first thing kids,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: it's the first thing you're on on your internet night.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: It's too much access. You should have to go. I
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: totally agree, you should have to go through a little
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: bit to fucking hold watch it.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: I agree, But them kids keep trying to try to
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: deal with my credit card.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: I'm like, god damn, but why is it that as
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: a Roman that you can't You're like, I don't know.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: Do you not get horny without having to watch porn?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: No, of course I do. I mean I just and
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying I watch it. It's not something that's
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: like continuously running in my tv. Uh, it's or on
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: my phones.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: At the TV's.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: At the motels, they all got a crazy pornal channel
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: running twenty four to seven.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: Dog, that's how you know you're in a bad hotel.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: You know what people the hotel parties or motail parties
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: back in the day, you know the hotel or the
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: motel was bad.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: When there was a channel and there was an Indian
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: person checking you in, he was like, would you like
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: an hour.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: If they're trying, If they give you hourly options, that's
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: a bad Yeah.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: They're not getting that at the Maria Yeah. Way yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Hourly rate is like you know you're in the ghetto.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Mmm.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: They have one of those in Burbank too, Dog.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: No, it's bad too when it literally says at the lobby,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: no prostitution.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you for reminding me. I really was.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: It was about to do it.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: But this sign here just said no prostitution And then
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: ever have those at the Marriott and I and I
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: can tell you there was a there was a I
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: did a show in Chowchilla, California, and I and I stated,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: at this Traveler's Inn or whatever it is called, and
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: the thing is said, if you were being Tuman traffic
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: called this number. It's like, wait, you won't tell me
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: if you'll take an American Express or not. But but okay, thanks.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: For that notice.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: But okay, I don't know I can afford to stay here.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Do you ever do airbnbs? Or no? I don't.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: I do want to, Like I just did a sitcom
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: pilot and I did it, thank you. It was in
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: in Arizona, and so we did this uh this airbnb.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: It was nice. But here's the thing there, No, we
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: high wea had a housekeeper, we had all that ship everything,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: the studio took care everything. But I got up in
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: the middle of the night to watch porn. And I
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: got in the middle of night and I went to
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: the kitchen and so I looked and there's a door
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: by the refrigerator, but it's kind of hidden. Right door
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: was off to the beaten path, but I saw it underneath.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: I could see there was a light like a television light,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: and the shadows from the TV on the I was like,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: So I called the producer. I go, are we uh,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: we're here by ourselves and he goes, yeah, no, one's
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: supposed to be there. I go, well, motherfucker, there's somebody
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: in this room. And he goes, nobody's supposed to be
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: in there, and so he goes, just give it till tonight.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: And in the morning I put something just like right
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: by the door, and sure enough that ship was gone.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: So the owner of the airbnb was actually lying and
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: they were staying there too. Oh they were getting out
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: the back. They had a back door they could get
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: in and out of. And so yeah, they were there too.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: So that ship was we.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: Found knocked on the door.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: He did knock on the door, just like, well, for
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: whatever reason, I know, no answer.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, was it locked the door.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Obviously I didn't try to fuck with the door. I
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: just knocked and answered me no answer. But the TV
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: was going and it could have been I don't know
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: if it was a TV or security cameras. So that's
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: the thing, was just security cameras in my room, Like,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: what the fuck?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: This is not cool thinking about Airbnb's dude, you can
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: get kicked out at anytime.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: They can call the cops on you.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: I went to uh, Palm Springs for some little festival
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: and I got an Airbnb, and obviously it's kind of
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: the pregame. You know, we're pregaming here, then we go
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: to the festival. It's a bunch of us. We couldn't
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: play music outside Palm Springs because they have a noise
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: like restriction. I'm talking my cell phone where they were
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: like I was talking, like I can't play myself, and
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: they're like, no, that's literally pushing it. You're not supposed
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: play music at all outside. We have neighbors, and it's
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: just this thing with these rules where you don't really
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: know till you're there, and then they kind of have
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: to follow them because they already took your money, and
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: then what the fuck do you do? Yeah, there was
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: another time where allegedly we were outside and the homies
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: were racking up some fucking lines of cocaine and they
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: have cameras in the backyard, which is technically legal because
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: it's their backyard, not there. Call me get the fuck out.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: We see you guys partying. We're like, no, we're not.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: And we're like, we have cameras in the backyard and
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: someone's doing lines of cocaine and we told you.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: Not to cocaine. It's splendid.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where there's still rolls, Like you look it up.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: It's not illegal for them to have cameras in their backyard.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: It's it's not inside, like they definitely have it inside.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: That's where I was like, they can.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: Outside, they can.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: And it's like these things that you do.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, obviously we weren't supposed to doing that, but
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: it like you said, you have to clean.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: Sometimes they'll tell you have to put the sheets in
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: the washer before you leave.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: I uh, I'll say I had. I've rented tons of
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 6: airbnbs because like me and a bunch of my friends
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 6: will rent cottages and by the lake and back in
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: Canada or whatever, and they tell us they have cameras sometimes.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 6: But it's whatever. We're just like we still do it.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 6: We still have everybody getting sucked up. To me, it's
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 6: been to the point where never anything crazy has ever happened.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: The point where like they'll they'll be like twelve people there,
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: and they'll tell you how many people reading you.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 6: Tell them, and then that's why they will watch them.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: Thirteen there. I thought you said there was going to
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: be twelve.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, bro, my homie came here, Yeah, spending
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: the night.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: I have to explain this to them.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: He's not playing.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, you better not operating airbnbs from Chinese people, dude.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: This was a little hat essentially in Palm Springs falling
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: like three propers.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a Chinese rules, you know what I mean?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Like dog, No, they had that little thing on the side.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: Seen the little thing that they put on every wall.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: No, yeash, it's a scroll.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: It's you know, they have those glasses that you can
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: go into an Airbnb and then you can see where
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: they have hidden cameras because the ship blinks, but the
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: fucking lens allows you to look through, allows you to look,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: so like if they have a clock in the room
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: and that she could be a hidden camera, you'll see
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: the ship blink.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: And they were yeah, that's cool.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: See yeah that part. I didn't like that at all,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: Like I just didn't like the fact that somebody was
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: staying there. And I was like, dude, why didn't we
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: just stay at the Marriott? But we were in have
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: a suit Arizona, so we had no options. But it
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: was a really nice house.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: But if you're staying for an extended stay, there's a
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: bonus to an airbnb versus a hotel where you have
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 6: more space and you know you have your own kind.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: You're a privacy. If somebody's flying the Airbnb, we're running
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: to fade.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, and then you know you might get
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: a potential a little lawsuit out of it.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: I might get a bat if you catch it. But
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be the last time you speak.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: But how many times have they caught me fucking my lady?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: And I don't know about it?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: And these fools that they're beating it off on their
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: and be happy.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: You're making some people happy.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: You're the reason.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: That's why he's tell you're the video of it.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: You're the reason some guys the reason.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: You're the reason something watch.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not telling you not to watch it.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: Watch all the porn you want.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 6: I just I'm recommending it's not good for your mental health.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 6: But whatever, watch it all you want. But I'm just
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 6: saying you should be happy. There's some guy out there.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: That's busting up to you. That's fucking getting dopamine released
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: from you. Dog weird. He's like this guy, his name,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: his papers, fucking illegal focks girlfriend.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: That's that's the title of the video.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: Click on those more often to see if it's I'm like,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: is that.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Your old friend?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: And I'm gonna look often see if it's me that's
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: illegal fox Banana?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Is there is there an Indian category of porno?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 6: Probably?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: Excuse me, a khalifa is only Indian.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: I've ever have you thought about it?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 6: It's probably they got everything. They got everything you can
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 6: imagine out there.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: You're it's your race.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: You've clicked on it.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: It's out there.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: You haven't clicked on it.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 6: I've seen everything. I don't watch it anymore.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Is it an accident?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 6: What? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 6: my goodnish oh my gosh, yeah, like is it accidental?
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 6: Like when they come.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 1:32:51
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  Speaker 4: To like you think I'm stupid though, Like, oh, there's
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: like this scam that they try to get me on.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking So I've been doing rentals whenever I fucking go
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: out of town, and uh so, I think there's this
• 1:34:30
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• 1:34:33
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• 1:34:35
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• 1:34:37
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• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: And I told my home, I'm like, yeah, they'd be
• 1:34:42
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  Speaker 4: They assume you got money you kind of might might
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: do you're renting You're fucking renting cars. And he said, dude,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: they do that a lot. I don't know, it's not
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: like proven back, but dude.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: I insured they said.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: I was like, that wasn't me.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: You guys walked around and said and they're like, oh, yeah,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: are bad.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: Where did you rent this from? Hurts Okay, so I
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: thought it was maybe one of these like third party guys.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: It was like like a luxury car something.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: But it hurts, dude, Just careful with that ship, bro.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: I rent all the time from from Avis, like all
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: the time, dude. That lady and I she hates when
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: she when I show up because I'm like, come on,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: let's go. We're gonna walk this car and make sure
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: little scraped out and does yeah, a little liver right here,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: Take take video of the car when you're walking through it.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: Take a video of it. So if there's anything that
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: happens to.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 6: You, guys, get the insurance.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: I smoke all the cars. I never get the insurance.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: Never worth the insurance.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: I smoke in all those cars, though, even though they
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: tell me not to. And then I'll just go buy
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: like a car, a car wash bomb, and then I'll
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: leave it there at night. And then when I'm driving
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: back from Vegas, I'm like, yeah, but like even though
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, dude, you can't tell me it
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: smells good here, I.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 6: Say, you get the insurance. Because if anything happens, you
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: can just walk away.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 6: You can literally leave the car at your gigg and
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 6: fly away.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: And then how often do you get insurance where you
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: don't really need it because your your insurance will cover
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: an accident. You're talking about the window, the window, a
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: cracked window.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: A pop tire, full coverage.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: But how often it's just I don't know, because to the.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 6: Point where you drive it to the gig, drive it
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 6: to the airport, leave it there and be like still
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 6: someone stole it.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: I got a flat tire and there was a nail
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: in it, and I had to pay for the for
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: the for the thing, even with the because I ran
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: the bullshit insurance, I started to pay for the tire.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: That's why I was not covered. What was covered is
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: if an accident or body damage to the vehicle or
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: interior damage and covered.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: Full coverage from my truck.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 6: So I'm covering yeah, yeah, same thing.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: So that's what I do. I just I do that.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna pay ax for thirty five bucks a day.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: The fun that's.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: Crazy a lot.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: And that's how they get you because you're.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, it's thirty dollars day.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: I understand why they don't let anybody smoke in the cars,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: because some of those cars smell fucking wild. When you
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: get a.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 6: You're supposed to call them right away and tell them
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 6: it smells like weed, But you're not coming back to
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: returning because you're already la.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Let we got your return. I supposed like fresh weed.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 6: You should have smelt it when I got it. You
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 6: should see the other guy give him one of those.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's go ahead and go to a super chat.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: That motherfucker, says a super chat. He says, w D
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: S T S. Salute to you, dog, thank you so
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: much for that super chat. Uh sorry, not sorry, says
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: free at HELFE. Can we get dough Boy on the podcast.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know dough Boy like that. I know he's
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: a new host and no jumper and uh free at hafe. Yeah,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know that fools. I mean, that sucks that
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: fool was in jail. But they're they're legend allegedly saying
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: that fool got arrested for attempted murder charges.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: We just had that mousek on.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: I know, maybe we're gonna have him in lushback. That's
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: just getting so skinny dog, just stop doing drugs. Skinny
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: boy not healthy?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:37:54
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  Speaker 6: Fuck you guys.
• 1:38:08
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• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna go to his Olympics? If you're trying
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• 1:38:32
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• 1:38:40
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that was him though, but I'm saying.
• 1:38:52
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  Speaker 1: Boss La reacts since two super chats for his Olympics.
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  Speaker 6: Good luck right, thank you, good luck?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: Mega man said Cindy and I had a blast at
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: Long Beach barbecue festivals.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Mega Man, Hey they were there. Hey, Mega Man is
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: losing some weight.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: Thoughts good for him? I told him.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's right, dog. It was a little
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: bit of way his face looked less puffy. Nice yeah
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: dog to Mega Man. But he still ate.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 5: That's the point of going dog.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, before we get to see how many people could eat? Dog?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 4: Was that putting good? You tried putting us on a line
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 4: for that.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: I like, I got like three and then I just
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: gave it to my lady.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: It was worth that. It was the worth that line.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's it.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: It was far.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: It was like I got the banana one. I do
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: like the fact there was Yeah.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, man, dude, I was like, how do
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: you fucking have like putting gonso man?
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Dog?
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: Because he had like a layer of like the fucking caramel.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: It was like caramel banana fucking like syrup that he
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: had made and went on to the rim of the cup.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: But it was like you know when it's a lot
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: or like you see.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: It like kind of like the flying thing.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn dogs, so you had to put
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: the spoon all the way.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: In to get this?
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, Now, I'm like, damn that you know how
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: to talk. You know how to talk.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: You're talking about about food like you were talking about
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: rental cars and you were talking about not watching porn.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: Like I was enthralled. I was like, tell me more.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: The next time. There's the next time I go to these? Uh,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: I get well.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: I that's a couple of food festivals I get invited
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: to because my high hungry thing is UH. Me and
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: my boy Ray over there started a food blog, a
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: food show.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: We've been doing that.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: We got like one hundred and ninety something episodes in
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: and would do it for be Real TV, and we like,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: do these reviews. They're one hundred percent free, so it's
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent honest.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 6: And and not one episode was an Indian restaurant yet.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: Because I don't want to give a bad review dog,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: you know, trying to spare your people.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: I would never eat an Indian food.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, you like it, it's not bad. It's not my favorite, but.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: I'm a nitty dog.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 4: One hundred and one hundred and ninety two episodes and
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 4: you haven't done a chicken maslid dog.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: You see what he said. He said, it's not my favorite.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go and be like.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: So what every place you go to is your favorite?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: No, there's a couple of places where.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 5: You're He's done some batter I've done something.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 6: Like don't food is fire? Dog, come to Canada, we'll
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 6: do one together. In Toronto.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: We have at Indians here. We could go.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: Come on being surrounded by your people, though, I was like,
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: we could just go to didn't you You used to
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: love Toronto.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 6: What happened? You have to multiply a lot of and
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 6: then you haven't been back, Dude.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: I went. Then I went to Japan, and there's like
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: it's worse, Bro.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 4: They're arresting people for like little hot jokes and ship
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: Japan in Canada, I mean, bro, trying to bitcoin away
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: from the fucking truckers.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 6: Bro, everything is bad. Dog, No, Marcus is good.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: Why don't we go eat?
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 6: I'm not trying. I'm not trying to tell you to
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 6: move there together. I would love to go to Japan.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 6: I'll come to Japan. He doesn't invite me. It's just
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 6: him and his girl.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: It's not I've opened its chick. This is going next time.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 6: So you didn't even tell me. He's already invited chick lits.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Ever been now he went, won't shut the funk up?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: I want to go. It's awesome. It's awesome, dog. A
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: lot of walking, Yeah, a lot of walking. I was
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: sending in New York.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: I mean you don't like nah, but like more than that.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, dog like he like. I I remember the
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: first time I went.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: I walked like fucking damn near eight fucking miles to
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: go to this fucking like uh to go to this
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: fucking museum. Dog close, And I was just like, well, fuck,
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: let's go explore the city like blocked by block. We
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: follow everything, all right.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: People moved out of your way when you walked?
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: Whatever?
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 6: Did people move out of your way when you walked?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: No, there's a there's a way to go forward, and
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: then there's a lane to go back, so you walk
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: in the lane to you know, it's order foods. Don't
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: fucking break the ruse, dog, I don't know what it is.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 6: That's a big latino.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: So small I would I would, because they're they're pretty small.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: The next one comes from uh Mega man says he's
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: on talking to mo from Brothers.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: Keeper was deep. Oh yeah, that ship was crazy. Thought.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: That was the one time I had ever done an
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: interview when somebody started tearing up a barbecue.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: No, it was, well it was barbecue.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: It so it was about like it like it's like
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: it took to get there type of ship, and.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: Then like was it the guy that had a big
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: ass full count that ship was bad?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: I feel like I was when I saw that.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: That's four people that took that took to make that
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: that to cook that cow. But the brother's keeper guy
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: he's talking about is uh, he was you know, it
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: gets a one man team. And this dude's he like
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: started as a pop up now he has a restaurant.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: But then like it was he started tearing up because
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: it was one of those he's like, I just wish
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: my grandma could have seen the type of ship. Yeah,
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: and then I was her recipe and s like that, yeah,
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: like there take a family thing, and so I was
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: just like, god, damn, I didn't mean that. You know,
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: he teared up, and then I felt for him because
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: you can tell the nah I had to hold a
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: professional dog. You got more views after, Bro.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 6: You don't know the viral, Bro, they would have been
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 6: hashtag cries on.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: I would have been like in the video trying to
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: get Michael Jordan. Bitch. We said tear up. We didn't
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: say start balling. I didn't like, it's not coming out
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: your nose. I just said a little like they got big.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: They got big tears too.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: Uh Menace, the painter says, those v h s's had
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of ballots stuck to him.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, that's nasty knowing your dad touched it before you.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: Yea he did.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 6: He just could have been me.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: He brother.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: He always knew where he left it on the stop.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: Now you and dad have to come to the same thing.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: When like the guy was finishing, I was just like,
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: what the rest of the movie? You look like, why
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: are we still this?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: You can't wait for your dad to move forward? So
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: you can come on? There's a plot here, you know,
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: paying attention.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 5: It'd be weird if you both came at the same spot.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: Well we had to.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he was training you. Yeah right here,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: right right here. If you like father like.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: Son, that's a childhood Yeah.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 6: What are they saying that apple comes from the same tree?
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just trying to make it a cum joke, that's.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: All I said. Dude. When he opens up, he was
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: gonna be like ten minutes.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: That's they're pretty good cum jokes.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 6: He's not lying.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: You have a lot of jobs. They're good.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, there's like three. I was like, I
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: was like and I thought, I was like, I've heard this.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh no, different.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 6: They're funny because you don't expect them. Yeah, the most
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 6: beautiful thing to turn a joke, and like, I take
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 6: I do this whole serious thing about nine to eleven,
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 6: but it ends on a hum joke.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: It's so good, so fun, and like, all.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: Right, let's pick the winner for the Olympics tickets. Well,
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: you know what, let's go ahead and give it to
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  Speaker 1: the winning only. M boss La reacts. Congratulations to M
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  Speaker 1: tickets and we'll see you there on May thirtieth. Also,
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: I do want to remind you guys seven to ten
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  Speaker 1: the tickets are on sale. They are twenty five percent
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  Speaker 1: We don't smoke the same live and at post Pizza
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  Speaker 1: del Monte. Trust me, you guys missed out the last time.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: How crazy you got this time, it's gonna be crazier.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have merch. Ray's gonna have merch, and He's
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: gonna have merch.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: Xavier is gonna sell his body.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: But yeah, make sure you guys show up because it's
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be guest hosting with us.
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• 1:47:10
  Speaker 5: that they want to be.
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  Speaker 1: Every every bag, every purchase, every forty dollars ticket gets
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  Speaker 3: And that's saying, smaller the hat, the bigger the bag.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, so, so.
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  Speaker 1: Every single one will come hooked up. I'm just letting
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  Speaker 1: you guys know, don't miss out. Make sure you guys
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• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: We're gonna get Stone plup.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: It's I don't think post Pizza knows that how much
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: bigger our fan base has grown. Like last time we
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: were like that was the first time we ever tested
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: the waters, but like, uh, you saw how fat I was.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 6: Because it's hard to content when you have pain like that.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't.
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