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Hot Bottle | Son of a Boy Dad #438 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: start the show?
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  Speaker 4: I'm up for it. Let's do it. Harry, welcome. What's
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  Speaker 4: up with that?
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  Speaker 1: What's up with what?
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  Speaker 5: Is it tipping over still? You might want to move
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  Speaker 5: the sandbag.
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  Speaker 4: It's fine.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I walked in and it fell over.
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  Speaker 1: Look at it. Oh, we'll see.
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  Speaker 4: Not us trying to come off hot off the high
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  Speaker 4: noon read. Just making sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this grump. Francis was just telling me about his
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  Speaker 1: private jet ride to Vegas and you just absolutely nuked
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  Speaker 1: it with your fucking bad energy.
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  Speaker 5: I have phenomenal energy.
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  Speaker 1: Show it then.
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  Speaker 5: I'm ready to rip. I already got 11,000 steps today.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. Almost 12. You walked here.
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  Speaker 1: May as well have.
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  Speaker 4: Can you give us a clap and introduce the show, please? Sure.
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  Speaker 5: Now I'm mad. I was in a great mood and
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  Speaker 5: now I'm pissed. Nothing pisses me off more than when
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  Speaker 5: people say you're in a bad mood when you're in
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  Speaker 5: a good mood. And you're like, I guess now I'm
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  Speaker 5: in a bad mood now.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like if you were actually in a good mood,
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  Speaker 4: that's the type of thing that would have rolled off
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  Speaker 4: your shoulders. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: That's the one thing that gets me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: You ever have your parents ever do that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Your mom would be like, what's wrong?
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  Speaker 4: What's wrong?
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  Speaker 5: Nothing was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Now it is. I'm being policed by mother. Mother dearest
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  Speaker 1: is on my goddamn business. Infuriating. That is a big
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  Speaker 1: girl move. Girls will do that to you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 1: My beloved wife will hit me with that from time
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  Speaker 1: to time.
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  Speaker 5: What's wrong?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What are you so mad about? The fact that I
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  Speaker 1: knew you were going to ask that.
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  Speaker 4: And that's what. Harry, I got something that'll turn that
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  Speaker 4: frown upside down for you.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big box.
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  Speaker 4: This is Present Monday, as we all know and love.
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  Speaker 5: Typically, it's Present Tuesday, but we can wait.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure about that?
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  Speaker 5: We can rush. We can rush present Tuesday.
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  Speaker 4: You sure about that?
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  Speaker 5: I am. I'm positive.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's the Tuesday episode, so technically it's present Tuesday.
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  Speaker 5: I suppose that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Ron, you got some fresh new kicks on there.
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  Speaker 1: It's present today.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Today is present.
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  Speaker 4: I love those Jordan 1s. I'm living in the present.
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  Speaker 1: I'm living in the present.
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  Speaker 5: I live in the moment, so every day is a gift.
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  Speaker 4: Well... I live in a life-size version of today's present,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm going to give this one to Harry.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, we got here.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the Airbus A321? Oh, my Lord. Hold on
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  Speaker 1: a minute now.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on a minute now. What a treat. Hold on
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  Speaker 4: a minute now.
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  Speaker 5: Delta as well oh my lord this one's for roan
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  Speaker 5: whoa whoa.
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  Speaker 1: The gemini 200 roan roan gets the boeing 767 300
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  Speaker 1: er let's be honest 300 er i love that hard
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  Speaker 1: er oh man oh this is.
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  Speaker 4: Great yeah buddy Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Beautiful model.
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful. Okay. And, ooh, I got the Airbus.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: So Harry gets the commuter because he's in a bad mood.
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  Speaker 5: You actually don't understand planes, clearly, because this is also
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  Speaker 5: an Airbus.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Well, I didn't really look at it. To
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  Speaker 4: be honest with you. Wow. Because I wanted to cheer
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  Speaker 4: you up.
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  Speaker 1: Good God, it's the holy grail. And look, there's some
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  Speaker 1: heft to this.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, these have some solid weight and a little
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  Speaker 5: bit of lube as well, which is nice. You always
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  Speaker 5: want a little lube on a plane.
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  Speaker 4: Quite greasy for some reason.
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  Speaker 1: Why are they so slick? It just slips through my hands.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of oil.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, these are actually sick as hell.
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  Speaker 1: If someone broke in, we would have no problem defending
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  Speaker 1: ourselves with these.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, these are actually heavy.
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  Speaker 6: God, dude.
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  Speaker 1: This is the real deal.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the real way.
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  Speaker 1: To the plane. This is a real plane. Here, here.
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  Speaker 1: Ting them together.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little tip.
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  Speaker 1: Do a little ting.
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  Speaker 4: A little tip to tip. Whoa, metal. Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that nice?
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  Speaker 4: That's nice.
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  Speaker 5: Get your guys' stand set up.
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  Speaker 4: This is a completely true-to-life... uh scaled down version.
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  Speaker 5: Of the scale is i would say a.
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  Speaker 4: Fraction with a very large denominator uh i got the
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  Speaker 4: a330 900 airbus so is this one bigger am i
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  Speaker 4: bigger than yours mine's a little bit bigger i think
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  Speaker 4: mine's thicker though yeah yeah well i'm just wondering if
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  Speaker 4: maybe yours is the one that has the upstairs or
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  Speaker 4: is mine the one maybe neither.
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  Speaker 1: Of them this does not have an a380 has the
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  Speaker 1: upstairs This has no upstairs.
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  Speaker 5: I have an A380 at my apartment.
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  Speaker 4: Does Delta have an A380 in their fleet? No, they
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  Speaker 4: do not. They don't. I want to fly on that
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  Speaker 4: plane that has the bar on it. That's the A380.
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  Speaker 4: And that's Emirates? Who has one of those? Those are
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  Speaker 4: the big dogs. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's because that's the one that goes to Dubai.
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  Speaker 4: I'm flying Japan Air next week for the first time.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what plane that is?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's a 1,000,000.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit it's the nimbus.
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  Speaker 5: 3000 and an airbus 1 million i'm having a hard
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  Speaker 5: time getting my stand in mine's easy as hell i
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  Speaker 5: think mine might be i'm not touching it i told
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  Speaker 5: you to.
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  Speaker 6: Fix it before we started you knocked my shit over
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  Speaker 6: so i'm a little confused because i feel like my
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  Speaker 6: stand is like i was fine with having the smallest
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  Speaker 6: plane but having the shittiest stand by a mile is
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  Speaker 6: not sitting well with.
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  Speaker 4: Me Nor is that plane.
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  Speaker 5: Mine looks like an IUD. You guys have nice wooden stands.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get these out.
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  Speaker 1: And you have a contraceptive. Yeah, they need to be visible.
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  Speaker 1: Flank those out a little bit wider. We'll hide Harry's.
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  Speaker 5: Mine can balance in between.
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  Speaker 1: Slide that quail back a little bit. Slide that pheasant back. Perfect. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're true Delta boys now.
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  Speaker 4: There was any doubt.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. That's so dangerous. I've seen birds destroy
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  Speaker 1: the tip of a plane like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My plane.
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  Speaker 5: Where did you receive these from, Francis?
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  Speaker 4: I have to look. Some guy sent him and he's
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  Speaker 4: the man. This is one of my favorite things we've
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  Speaker 4: ever gotten on here. Yeah, those are pretty sick. Let's
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  Speaker 4: look here. Let's look here.
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  Speaker 1: Really choice aircraft.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Truly phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to fly to England on a Virgin flight.
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  Speaker 1: And have you ever seen the Virgin first class?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't, no.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a group shower where everybody has
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  Speaker 1: to face the middle. Like your feet are all towards
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  Speaker 1: like where the flight attendant is. Oh, really? Everybody faces out.
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  Speaker 4: Dude this is so cool so this is all from
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  Speaker 4: noah at wildcat die cast he said i'm a corporate
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  Speaker 4: pilot he used to fly the crj 900 if harry
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  Speaker 4: wants to know that's one of your favorites you mentioned that.
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  Speaker 5: One a lot oh yeah i love that one uh actions.
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  Speaker 4: And he runs a model aircraft retailer in his free
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  Speaker 4: time and he'd like to get us some nice 1
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  Speaker 4: 200th scale delta jets.
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  Speaker 1: Let me know 1 200th so.
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  Speaker 4: Big shout out to uh noah at wildcat die cast
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  Speaker 4: uh they make they make models of everything i'm seeing
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  Speaker 4: aero mexico if if that's your persuasion Could be fun.
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  Speaker 4: I'm seeing, you know, Alaskan Airways, JetBlue, Southwest, United. But,
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  Speaker 4: of course, Delta, the cream of the crop. Rainy Superior,
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  Speaker 4: of course. So I'm really excited about this.
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  Speaker 1: Those are beautiful crafts.
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  Speaker 4: Those are beautiful. Are you feeling a little better? That
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  Speaker 4: buoyed your spirits a little.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely cheered me up a bit. Good. I was
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  Speaker 5: feeling really down before.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Good.
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  Speaker 1: You were really grumping super hard earlier. Look at the
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  Speaker 1: version first class. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 5: That's very weird.
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  Speaker 1: That's very exposed.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, that's the Delta?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's Virgin.
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  Speaker 5: I would rather them be looking at my feet, though.
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  Speaker 5: Because is this the bed or are those just chairs?
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  Speaker 1: I think those lay down to a bed. But then
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  Speaker 1: your feet are like in the aisle.
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  Speaker 5: I'd rather that than like when the flight attendant walks
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  Speaker 5: by and you're laying down.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be laying down in this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're not going to be right over your head.
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  Speaker 5: I'd rather them be right over my feet.
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  Speaker 4: Sean, can you just quickly get an image of the
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  Speaker 4: Japan Air business class accommodations that I will be enjoying
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  Speaker 4: next week on my way to Tokyo?
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  Speaker 1: Next week. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's choice.
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  Speaker 4: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's private. You could damn near goon in that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to goon.
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  Speaker 5: No full wraparound, though.
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  Speaker 4: No, but that's a pretty... comprehensive shell.
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  Speaker 5: Because when i flew mint we had i had a
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  Speaker 5: door yeah you're gonna want that door.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely gonna want a door for gooning.
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  Speaker 5: I would ask you don't want a roof okay so
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  Speaker 5: this one looks like it definitely has a door oh
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  Speaker 5: wow she's having the time of her life be on
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  Speaker 5: your flight do you think i doubt it it's crazy
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  Speaker 5: make a video like this.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you're easily good i should.
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  Speaker 5: That's what my mint flight looked like. Exactly like that.
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  Speaker 1: Complete with boyfriend in the next pod.
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  Speaker 4: That's got a toilet on it in your own little cubicle.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy how much girls can get for putting out
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  Speaker 1: the same content that a guy will put out and
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  Speaker 1: they'll make. She probably made like $ 400, 000 for this post.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, exactly. Don't you think? Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 1: She definitely did.
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  Speaker 4: An influencer is the one job where the wage gap
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  Speaker 4: is so heavily skewed in their favor.
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  Speaker 1: And we hit the glass ceiling.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, thunk.
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  Speaker 5: It's like shit that doesn't even do that well. It
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  Speaker 5: has 12,000 likes. And yeah, you're probably right. It was
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  Speaker 5: well over six figures, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Six figures, probably free flights for a year. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's just such a... And I'm happy for them. I'm
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  Speaker 1: happy for my sisters.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: It's about time. I'll be the profession that gets underpaid.
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  Speaker 1: No problem. I'll take this one for the team for equality.
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  Speaker 5: I got no problem with that.
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  Speaker 1: To swing the pendulum single-handedly. I'm swinging the pendulum like
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  Speaker 1: a fucking mace.
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  Speaker 5: When you guys are laying in one of these beds,
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  Speaker 5: do you buckle your feet in like that? Buckle your
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  Speaker 5: legs in?
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  Speaker 1: I try to get strapped down like a mental patient.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like, yeah, that's the one thing I hate
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  Speaker 5: when they're like, you gotta.
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  Speaker 4: Be buckled in.
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  Speaker 1: I want them to wheel me on like Hannibal Lecter.
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  Speaker 4: Like when you're laying down. Buckle the legs in. You
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  Speaker 4: mean wear the seatbelt?
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  Speaker 5: She had her legs strapped down.
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  Speaker 4: I've never seen that before.
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  Speaker 5: No, neither have we.
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  Speaker 4: You'll see it this week. I will say there are
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  Speaker 4: times where I've fallen asleep on planes, not when I'm
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  Speaker 4: lying flat, but when I'm sitting up and at some
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  Speaker 4: point I kick. In the middle. Oh. And I smash
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  Speaker 4: my shin so hard against the metal thing in front
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  Speaker 4: of me that I want to bring the plane down.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I heard on Japan Air, they'll sew your kimono right
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  Speaker 1: into the seat.
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I want a sleep sack.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. They'll put you in a chrysalis on Japan Air.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, that's going to be an experience.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be so nice. What are you going
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  Speaker 1: to do to elevate the experience? And what time is
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  Speaker 1: your flight?
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  Speaker 4: My flight is at 1.20 PM.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: To Indianapolis?
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  Speaker 4: No, we're going direct. Oh, right.
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  Speaker 6: Over.
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  Speaker 4: Straight to Japan. On the way back, I'm flying through Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to get shit tanked on the flight
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  Speaker 1: or what?
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  Speaker 4: We'll have maybe a few drinks. I don't know. You
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  Speaker 4: know what, guys? We have a full day. I'll tell
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  Speaker 4: you what. I got home from Vegas last night late,
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  Speaker 4: and the thought of having alcohol ever again is entirely
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  Speaker 4: anathema to where I'm at right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, but you definitely were
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  Speaker 1: talking about hot bottling a flight on the way to Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: a bottle of hypnotic.
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  Speaker 4: We hot bottled two bottles of hypnotic.
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  Speaker 1: What's hot bottling and what's hypnotic?
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  Speaker 4: Hot bottle is when a bottle comes out and you
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  Speaker 4: go hot bottle, hot bottle, hot bottle, hot, hot bottle,
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  Speaker 4: hot bottle, hot until it's gone. And you just pass
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  Speaker 4: it around. Oh, I see.
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  Speaker 5: So it's not like you're not very casual experience.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, I wouldn't call it like business formal.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about in terms of your drinking pace.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: It's more of a game. It's more of like, let's
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: get drunk.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: It's a team chug.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: You gotta have a lot of bodies for that. Well,
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: we had 12. Okay, so that's not, how many swigs?
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Uh, you kind of have to like eyeball it. And
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: if you undercut, then the last guy has to drink
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: a lot.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's only one turn each.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh my God.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it went around and around.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: No, no, you pass it all the way down the plane.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it went around until it was over.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: No, you got to really try to like. So number
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: 12 can really get fucked. Yeah, but the first time.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: You could kill number 12 if you wanted to. The
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: first time we did it, number 12 had like barely
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: a sip left. Oh, wow. We all over kicked a little.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: And then the second time he had a lot. Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Where'd you hit in the rotation?
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: I was in the first one. I was like middle somehow.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: And then in the second one, I went first.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. That's where you want to be.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: We did two bottles of hypnotic and then we did
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: a bottle of fireball.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. What's hypnotic taste like? I don't think
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I've had it since.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I figured it tastes like blue candy.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Tide rush.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: So good. It's just so you did three hot bottles
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: on six hours of flying.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's not that long.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Well, we were, I mean, we were drinking a lot.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: How much time in between were you like, all right,
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: another hot bottle?
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: I never brought the hot bottles out.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: Was anyone ever like, maybe we do a cold bottle.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: And just do a regular?
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: We were drinking cold bottles. I was drinking, they had
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: brought Main Beer Company on. Oh, wow. This was the
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: best thing ever. That sounds great.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: The TV was the biggest TV I'd ever seen in
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: my life.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It was definitely OLED.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: No, it was OLED. It wasn't.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I could tell from the glare.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: No way.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: You couldn't tell from the glare.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with that.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: No, I'm in a bad mood.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I don't have an OLED at home.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: It's not home. That's not home. They were in a plane.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: They were on a private plane that had a fucking
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: diagonal massive TV. Just be happy for them for once.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: I am.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: I'm thrilled. I'm just not going to lie and say
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: it was an OLED.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: It goes through a really bad health thing, and you're
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: complaining about the quality of the television on the private jet. Right.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Well, their hot bottling.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Their triple hot bottling.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: The temperature of the bottle.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Things that only you would have an issue with.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Fireball had to have been... Was that like... That was
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: definitely the last hot bottle?
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it was, yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: No one wanted a hot bottle after that. Slept the
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: last three hours.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: That one was tough. That one was tough.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Got to Vegas and all the late 30s dudes were asleep.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Guys, I think I'm not having fun anymore.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: We got off the plane and we came in so
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: hot to Vegas.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Like the actual plane or just the crew or both?
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Like hot landing.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean like excited.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Landing was perfect, I presume. Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: You never know.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Didn't know if there was storms or something. No, I
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: think Roan understood what I meant.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: I was clarifying.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Okay. For the listeners out there who have no ability
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: to discern between the lines speak.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're talking planes and you say we came
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: in hot to Vegas. Someone assume you had a bad landing.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Now that you say it, I actually understand.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I meant based on the context of us drinking and
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: coming in hot bottling. I was like, we came in hot.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: We were excited. But I see what you mean, and
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give you credit for your point.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Mature as hell.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: We went straight over. Dude, my buddy. I mean, my
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: buddy's the man. He got us the plane. And you're
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: kind of thinking like, okay, we're going to land. I'll
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: be generous, and I'll get the Uber for four of us.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: There were three. black cars waiting for us on the
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: tarmac of course on the tarmac yeah jesus yeah and.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: You find a harry reed work no podcast what'd you
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: say i said what does he do for work he's
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: on giggly squad.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's on giggly squad yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: What podcast is he.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: On he does uh he does he just signed with
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: i with.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Uh serious serious yeah he's an alex cooper's unwell network.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Um anyway we we went uh we went to the
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: casino we went to win encore win whatever and got
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: out checked into our rooms and then went straight down
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: started started playing blackjack and uh i lost a lot
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: of money pretty.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Quickly this is night this is night one night one
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: clear yeah so you guys are banged up solid at
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: this point proper.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: The pit bosses were licking their chops yeah i don't know.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't say we were sideways or anything we were
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: just like the you when you fly into vegas you
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: fly like right alongside the strip.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: And the lights just appear out of nowhere. And the
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: airport is five minutes from.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's right there.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Everything's right there. Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Did they have a picture of you and the crew
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: on the sphere when you guys pulled up? It's like
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: all of you guys on the plane.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Las Vegas welcomes the hot bottle boys.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: When did they take this?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: That was like five minutes ago.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: How am I going to pay my rent? Yeah, so
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: we went to the hotel and checked in, and then
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: we started playing blackjack. Now, I'll tell you this. Obviously,
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: we wanted a 3-2 table. But at that hour, what
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: they do is they only let you play 3-2 if
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: you're at like a.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: High stakes.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: $ 200 minimum table. Damn. And so, I mean, that's where
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: my buddies were. I sat with them and I just
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: went down pretty quick.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Smart.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: You were playing 200.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Smoked. And I think there was a hand where
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: it was like, okay, split. Okay, double. And all of
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: a sudden I had like $ 600 in chips on the
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: table and the dealer made 21. And I was like,
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: all right, it's time for bed. Yeah. Then you go
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: to bed and your heart's pounding because you just hot
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: bottled for the last six hours.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: And then spiked your adrenaline.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: My veins are coursing with hypnotic and fireball. I'm ready
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: to kill. And I'm like, I can't. I don't have
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: enough money.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: That's how they made Captain Planet, I think.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: What are the mini bars like in the wind? From
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: my memory, they had some incredible mini bar foods.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had some good stuff, but I didn't touch it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, my buddy and I split a room. We
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: were the only two who did, but we did that
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: because the last time we were in Vegas was for
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: my buddy's bachelor party and we split a room then
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: and we had a great time. So I enjoyed that.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: And together we pushed each other towards healthy decisions. That's good.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: He's the one who had the health issues.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: And so we went to bed. We went to bed
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: at like 11 the first night. Really? Yeah. And then
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: woke up at 7.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: You went to bed at 11? Oh, because of the
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: time difference.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, time difference. I was like, you were texting me
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: at 11. It was 2 a.m. our time. Woke up
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: at 7. Next day, you know, meals, more gambling, a
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: little bit of pool.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: A couple more hot bottles.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: No more hot bottles the rest of the trip? Maybe
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: we'll just get ahead of it now.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: If you get hot bottle service, that thing costs an
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: arm and a leg. A woman bringing out a piping
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: hot bottle of champagne.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Please heat this Dom Perignon up.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I like it at a 165, like a chicken.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Just hold it between your thighs for a while.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Can you incubate this?
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: What else happened that was funny? I mean, the meals
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: were always were really fun. I clawed back a little
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: bit on the second day was playing out by the pool. Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: And got up or came came back like I chipped
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: away back. to like i was down 500 so i
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: made a thousand back nice then that night i lost
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: a thousand again so i finished the day flat and
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: then on day three we went to encore beach club
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: which is like the big outdoor party the chain smokers
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: were there of.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Course they were um and friends of the pod.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah i mean i messaged um jake taggart because he's
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: from my hometown of freeport maine who drew taggart He's
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: one of them. Oh, okay. He's the one who sings.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: He's the one who smokes.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: He's chain.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: He's smoke.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I think they're both chain and they both smoke. That's
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: why they're the smokers.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, that makes more sense. Because I always had it
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: mixed up. That makes sense.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Well, I messaged him, but he didn't open it. I'm
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: sure he gets a billion DMs, but I would have
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: liked to have said hi to him.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would have been cool.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: He's vastly outperforming me as the hometown hero of Freeport, Maine.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, he's from Freeport.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I said that. Just now? Must have been 30 seconds. Oh, wow.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I missed it completely.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: What were you thinking about?
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Completely missed it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Because he kind of put that as the centerpiece of
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: the sentence.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how I missed that.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: That's okay.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: I think I was focusing on the chain versus the smoke.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Do you think if you were in a better mood,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: you would have heard it?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Probably, but I was also thinking about your betting. I
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: was thinking about, you said you, wait, so you left
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: down 500.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I haven't finished the betting arc yet. Oh, okay, okay.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Because I'm still thinking hot bottles. I'm all over the place.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Why don't you choose the track?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: And I'll put the record on that. No.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: No, continue.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the B side of the story.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: You're skipping around and it's scratching up the record here.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: There's just a lot happening.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: This is a lot for me to handle.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: We're burning through the needle.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to kind of live through your weekend right now.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: The ever hot bottle.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, right. I get that. Okay.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't be afraid to add a couple things in
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: even if they didn't happen. Like I want to hear
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: more hot bottles. Three hot bottles for the weekend is not...
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: We were on pace for like a nine hot bottle weekend.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: At Encore, you must have hot bottles.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: You don't hot bottle. You hot bottle on the plane.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Tell me you hot bottle on the way home, at least.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: No. Flew on a nice Delta flight.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: They weren't hot bottling on the Delta flight?
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: No. I was seated next to... Well, Joe Coy was
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: across the aisle from me. Oh, shit. Dude, here's how
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: well-liked he is. I'm not making this up. We're going through,
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: we're boarding the plane. He's hugging the gate agents. What? Why?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Are they Filipino?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: He's hugging non-Filipinos?
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Like they were like Latin, black, like, you know.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that wasn't a Filipino?
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I think he knows them. I think he might have
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: a Vegas residency. Oh, yeah. So he might just be
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: there all the time.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: I think he actually does.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Dude, a lot of people. Bargatze's got one right now.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of comments.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: Mulaney had one for a while.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Who did?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Mulaney.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: John, like last year. That sounds like a pretty good gig.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: I know the Chainsmokers live in L.A., And they get
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: a PJ every weekend on Saturday to come play that
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Encore Beach Club. They do like whatever, an hour and
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: a half, hour and whatever. They probably get paid like
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: $ 10 million. And they just jet right back.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's insane. That would be awesome.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: But Coy isn't taking a peach.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: He's a man of the people. He definitely could take
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: a peach.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm guessing. I don't know where he lives. I mean,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't have thought that he lived in New York.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Doesn't Handler live in New York? Is he still with Handler?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Not sure.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: That's a great question.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: They were dating? Oh, yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Coy and Handler were with each other for a while.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Were they really?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Yes. Can we look this up, Sean? Joe, Coy, Chelsea, Handler.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Sex tape.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: It's good.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It's explosive.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I got on the plane and.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Boom. Oh, yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Beautiful couple.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: You got on the plane and.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: I got on the plane and I'm getting on and
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I'm putting up... I'm helping a friend... a friend of
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: his or someone put a bag overhead. And then I
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: was like, Joe, just want to say hi. I'm a
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: comic as well. And he gets up out of his
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: seat and he goes, come in, come in. We're doing
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: a hug.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Gave me a hug oh my god like this is
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: the nicest man alive so maybe the gate agents didn't
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: want to he must have been on three bars and.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: We're not talking self-service yeah i mean you're just hugging
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: everyone like that screen xanax he was great no no no.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: He was awesome.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: That is super nice.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: He didn't leave a drool stain on my shoulder.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: He fell asleep. Okay, Joe, let's get you back down
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: in your seat.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Let's strap your feet in, Joe.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I think he is one of the most universally beloved comics,
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: both among his audience and among the audience. Yeah, he
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: definitely is. I think he's the most well... He might
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: be the most liked.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: People like him a lot. I mean, I think it
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: goes to show with just how much... See how many
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: tickets he still sells?
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: He still packs out fucking arenas.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Massive, massive spots.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Well, how many Filipino comics are there? That fan is,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: he's Thai, right?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Is he Filipino? I trust you on that. I thought
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: he was Hawaiian.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: I have no idea. I could see either. Those are
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: very similar, weirdly.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I trust you completely on this, Ron.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Hawaiian and Filipino are pretty much the same thing.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: What does it say there? I can't read it. Sean. Sean.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Half Filipino and half white. You were right.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Filipino with an F, so you know it's real.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: But what if he's half white and the white part
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: is Hawaiian?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Right, that's what Obama was.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Same shit.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Same, same.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't think that when you become the
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: first person of your ethnicity to really be able to represent...
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: on a huge stage, you fucking tear it down.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: You do.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Think of Bobby Lee in the Korean community.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: You make a lot of money like that. Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Which is why, like, it might be worth you figuring
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: out more about your ancestry.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, definitely. Ashkenazi. Unfortunately, there's a lot of successful.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: You would not be the first Ashkenazi.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: A lot of successful Ashkenazi Jewish people.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Almost all of them. Yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: It might be tough to break into that.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You might have to lean onto the, what else?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: You like Welsh or some shit?
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: I have no clue, to be honest.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: You might have to lean on your Welsh side. Yeah,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the Cape Cod side. Anyone successful from the Cape? Probably are, right, Francis?
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Half August.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Half Cape Cod yeah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Did your buddy who you went to celebrate did he
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: have a good time.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did. Yeah. That makes me glad. The dinners
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: were awesome. That place, Golden Steer, is really, really good.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: And we were such a big group that they would
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: put us in a back room.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: And what's cool about it, I mean, we didn't even
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: have to order. It was all just like they brought
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: us all the hits. I mean, I was just eating
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: two-pound lobster tails and fucking steak.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Are you the best eater in your group?
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm trying to tone back my eating in a
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: big way. I'm trying to lose this 10 pounds, and
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: It's because you're eating two pounds of lobster.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: It's got to be that. I cut sugar out of
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: my diet in a big way, and I thought that
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: would make a huge difference.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Was that before or after you were chugging the fireball?
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Liquid sugar doesn't count because you pee it out. You
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: don't retain any of that. Yeah, I had no idea.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Sugar only stays in your system when it's eaten. Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: You might just start ripping slushies and shit then.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Well, the mistake I made was when I put the
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: fireball in the– freezer and then had a popsicle of
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: it oh yeah then it stayed.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Then you just lost all your progress pretty.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Much one lick yeah anyway um that's vegas uh you
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: know we i'll tell you this i'm not a vegas
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: guy did.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: You get any whores or no no i i don't
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: i don't like horse did you see any whores i'm
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: sure i did i wouldn't have they all everyone looked
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: like a.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Whore They should have to wear a badge on their arm.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Badge on their sleeve.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Just a W. An H. I had probably the best
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Vegas trip that I've had. I think I've been to
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Vegas three times now. I don't like it. It's not
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: for me. I don't want to just gamble. Other than that,
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know what else there is. Everyone says, oh,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: there's so much to do. It's like, well, yeah, okay,
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: there's dinner.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Oh no, there's nothing to do.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: If you're not drinking or getting whores.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: People go to, people go to shows. Yeah. But I
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: live in New York city. Why do I need to
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: do that? I don't need to go to Vegas to
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: go see blue man.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: What the fuck are you talking about?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I get it. If you live in Nebraska, but like, yeah,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: we were, 10 blocks from Broadway.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, if you live in New York City,
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: there's not many places you could go where you could
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: do stuff that you can't do in New York City.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: There's homeless people doing Cirque du Soleil on the subway.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: You don't even have.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: To pay for it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was on the W with a guy in
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: the Blue Man Group this morning.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: He was blue head to toe. He was late. He
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: was flying while he was on the way. Yeah, he
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: was coming from Vegas too.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Hot bottling the train.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Covering himself in hypnotic. That's what they use. A lot
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: of people don't know that.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: They just dip their body.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: It's been a long time partnership between Blue Man Group
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: and hypnotic. Multiple layers of hypnotic.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You're not blue enough. Dip him again.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Give him another coat. Anyone got more hypnotic?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Blue washing him. The other thing you can do in
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Vegas is find the fire escape exit to go out
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: to the strip to clandestinely smoke a joint so you
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: don't get kicked out of your win room.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Any kush? Were you blowing any tree out there?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Because the kush is legal, but there's nowhere to smoke it.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: And it's not good.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: And it's bad.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: It's really bad. Oh, I don't know.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Well, I guess it depends on where you go.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: I just had a pen. Benjamin Franklin.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Yikes.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: What are you, middle school?
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Well, you can't smoke a joint in the room, so
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: that was the nice middle ground. Yeah, I guess that's true.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: I don't like those.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: When you went to bed early and watched Knocked Up,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: did you guys hit the pendulum in the room and giggle?
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: I was. My buddy can't because of his brain stuff.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, makes sense. So you were just ripping the
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: pen all weekend.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Are you in a little bit of a pen fog today?
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: A little bit.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Because I feel like you get a good fog for
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: like a week after the pen.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't feel great, but I did go to,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: I did a workout this morning that was just punishment. Yeah.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I was just punishing myself for my behavior this weekend
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: and my choices. I mean, you had quite the weekend. Saturday,
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: I got so drunk that like.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Did you, wait, I gotta, we gotta, we gotta, did
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: you buy the weed pen yourself?
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, I had it. You're a pen guy.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Pen and teller that's crazy acting like this is what
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: do you mean what's so big what's the big deal
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: of that you smoked a jewel for 10 years.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah but the pen is like degenerate.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: No it's not yeah it is what you do when
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: you can't smoke a fucking joint on a private plane
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: or in your hotel room.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I just i just you just like you're like the
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: last person on earth i could see buying.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: A pen Am I wrong?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I've seen high-end executives. When I was writing for that
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: TBS show... Oh, so you're talking 10 years ago. 10
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: years ago.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: We're talking right now.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: It's like a little black... It looks like a jewel.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: That kind of a pen. Not one with the long one.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: With the button. I think all pens aren't created equal.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I think if you're getting... It depends. If you have
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: a pen with a light-colored resin in it, it's barely yellow...
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: you might be a crack addict. But if you have
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a pen with like a dark fucking like chocolatey, if
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: it looks like you're drinking a Yoo-Hoo out of the pen,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: then I think that you're like, that's something strong.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just cracked the pen open and drank it. Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Thought that would be quicker.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Just rub it on your gums, I feel like is
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the fastest way to get the pen in your system.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: I'm, I'm, I didn't know that that it was a
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: worse i i've always not i've always thought that smoking
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: joints hurts my lungs more than yeah it's just people
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: talk about the pens like that just because like people
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: a lot of people that i'm not obviously i don't
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: think you're doing this but like oh wow you got
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: a oh no that's it's headphones also people hit them
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: like 24 7 yeah i mean it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Wasn't a dab pen No, no. It was just like
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: a concentrate. Yeah, yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: They are inconsistent, but in a scenario like that, they're
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: fun to have around.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all I could. I wasn't going to keep
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: going down from the 55th floor out the fucking place.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: And you got to go far away, too.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're on you about it. Are they really?
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: The last time I went to Vegas, we went straight
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: from the airport to a weed shop. And I bought
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: a bunch of weed and I had it in a bag. Yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: And we walked into the hotel and they took it
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: from me.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: All of it. But weed's legal there. You cannot bring
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: it into the hotel. Oh, wow.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: And I've smoked it outside the airport and a cop
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: pulled up to me. He's like, you got to do
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: that at home. And I was like, I'm going home.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: But I didn't understand that he meant like you have
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: to like smoke before you get to the airport.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Interesting. I didn't know.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I didn't know Vegas was so strict about that.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why KB got kicked out of his hotel room.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Benjamin. They found pen residue on his mirror.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: On his towel. On his flat mirror.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: On his mirror that he had laid flat. Sweet KB. Okay, guys,
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• 37:59
  Speaker 4: I just want to add really quickly. I think fall
• 38:00
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• 38:03
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• 38:05
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• 38:11
  Speaker 4: slash boydad. I love smoking a pen and breaking up
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: with a girl. Oh, wow. I call it the pen
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: and teller. Oh, nice. Nice.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: You have to tell her.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. You like that?
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Tell her.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Tell her the bad news.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's decent.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: It's decent.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: You going to keep that?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: No, definitely not.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: You're going to keep that? That's all you. That's all you.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Use that. I'm not a pen guy. He doesn't do
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: stand-up anymore, though.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I'm only grass.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Flower only for me. Really?
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Not into the concentrates like you guys are?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not into anything.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Francis was hitting his Puff Co.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: On the plane.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: They are just inconsistent. I think that's my only thing.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: You just never, sometimes you don't know what you're going
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to get. Sometimes it'll make you feel terrible.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Kill people. This one was low key.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course. Was it Rove?
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm just curious.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You had a pendulum within the last year. But then
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: you got off of it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: And then I gave it to you. Yeah. And I said,
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: get this shit away from me. And then you threw
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: it away because you said the same thing.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Wow, I didn't know I had a couple of converts.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: A couple of born-again grass smokers here.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Those things are way too strong.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I'm off the stuff, man.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: And they don't even make you feel good.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: God bless you if you're still into that. Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: I feel like sharp.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: That's the only way to describe it. I'm like, oh.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Hitting the pen then going through like airport security just
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: like oh fuck did i bring a bomb.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Did i forget if i brought a bomb get in
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: my shoes and we went to birmingham for um for
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: bush i hit the pen i had a pen and
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: i hit the pen before boarding the flight I had
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: to go to the bathroom and sit in the stall.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: I was so anxious. I was like, why the fuck
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: did I just do that? I'm going to be on
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: this plane for 10 hours.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, Birmingham, England.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Wait, wait. I'm confused. You're saying in between flights?
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: No, before boarding.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: In America?
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: In America.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: At the airport you did it?
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: At the airport.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: How do you do that?
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: I don't remember how I did it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I think I was just... A little sleeve action?
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little sleeve. What? Just that? And then you
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: ghost it? Pretty much. You know what's a good way
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: to do it if you have to is to use
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: the family restroom in the Delta Sky Club.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: But then that's... You can do anything in there. Yeah, definitely.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: You can pass out with a needle in your arm
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: and they'll take it out, like bring an alcohol wipe
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: and slap you a couple times and send you on
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: your way.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Clean you up good.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: You're looking for gate 62. Make sure you get a
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: good nap. You'll be fine.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: If you're polite on heroin, they do not care.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: No. Why would they?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Unruly on alcohol is the only thing that can get
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: you in trouble. Really?
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: It really is.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: No one likes a crazy drunk person. No.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Unpredictable.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I have heard of people getting kicked off airlines for
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: hitting just the regular vape, not even a weed vape.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, that's understandable.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that just creates a scene.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: You can't be smoking on a plane.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: It's just confusing.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: One time I was in my car, I was driving Harry.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: I remember this in Wisconsin. And he... Huh?
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Was this in Wisconsin?
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: No, it was when we were going over to Brooklyn.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: I picked you up. Oh, yeah, yeah. And you ripped
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: your jewel and exhaled a giant fat cloud in the car.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: And I rolled down my window.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: This was in Wisconsin. Because we were driving from Milwaukee
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: to Madison.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: I distinctly remember this happening.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: It's probably happened a couple of times.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: You're in Tribeca heading to the bridge.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: I remember it happening in Wisconsin, too. And you rolled
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: the window down and I got pissed.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You were like, oh, come on now. We're doing this.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like, I thought we're hot bottling.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was like, well, I mean, you know.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: That was for you. I put that in the air
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: for you to smoke, to get secondhand high off of.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to live in this fucking cloud. Anyway, the
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: point is, on the last day on Saturday, we went
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: to the Encore Beach Club and I was somehow betting
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: there and at the table that they had outside, fought
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: all the way back. Love that. And I ended my
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: trip down 400 bucks.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Love that.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: From being down 2,000.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: And that feels like being up.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Well, it's unbelievable. Yeah, it's house money.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Think of this. My buddy made this point. He was like,
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: that feeling you have of fighting back to only owing
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: to being down $ 400 for the whole three-night weekend. Imagine
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: if you had gone up $ 7, 000 and then gone back
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: down and you were leaving up $ 1, 000.
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: You'd feel way worse. Definitely. Than what I did. Absolutely.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: You'd be looking at things online that are $ 7, 000 exactly. Yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: You're like, I could have got this. I could have
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: had a motorcycle. Yeah. Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I could have had a scooter.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: I was so proud of myself that I couldn't help it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I had a little bit of time to kill on Sunday.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: What did you buy?
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Just some cologne. Some Bleu de Chanel Exclusive. It's a
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: pretty obvious one, but it's nice.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Hit the yard a couple times, head to the cologne store.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: I just went to that one. I'm lying. I went
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: to Louis Vuitton and bought La Mensite as well. You did? Yeah.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Do you have that one? Yes. That one's fucking good.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's my fave.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: That one's really good. Here, we got to get you
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: into fragrances. Is that how you say it?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: La Mencite?
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly how it's pronounced.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I layer with the oud wood.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I have three fragrances at home. They're just store brand.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Irish Spring?
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: No, they're three samples.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Like this big?
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: No, no, they're big.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Samples, though.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: That's why I got them.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: What do you mean store brand?
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what the brand is. I got
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: them at Target.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Target sells nice colognes. Yeah, of course.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: They're like the size of probably one of your carts.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: One of your pens. Yeah.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Is that a pen, sir?
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: No.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Cologne. That is nice. Are you wearing it today?
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I bought those, too. This is Bleu de Chanel. Give
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: that a little whiff. Oh, wow.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, that'll be perfect to slingshot you into winter.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: You want some? You want a little taste? I'm okay.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Get a nose full of that. I'm actually getting a
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: good bit right now.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Come give me a hug. Get a nice nose full.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's good.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Treat me like I'm Joe Coy. That's strong.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Come co-joy him.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: I don't have that me and you don't have that
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: relationship like you and Joe.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Did you guys have any more conversation, you and Coy?
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: On the way off the plane, he goes, hey man, hey,
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: good luck. Like I wasn't even going to say goodbye.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: He was like, good luck to you. I'm like, oh, Joe,
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: thank you. And then I was almost like, I'll see
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: you at the clubs. And I was like, I don't
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: do that anymore. Yeah. So I won't.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Did you show him any of your, like, bona fides?
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I did not feel the need to impress upon Joe Coy.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: You played TD, right, Joe? We both played TD. I'm
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: just remembering that we both played TD.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Were you playing some of your clips, like, out loud
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: on the plane?
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Tires?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: What did I watch? I watched Ocean's Eleven, which, guys,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed. I still don't. I've watched that movie probably
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: five times. You don't get it? I'm not 100% sure
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: how they pulled it off. I don't understand entirely how
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: they do the sort of fake staged heist and then
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: pipe that in and then go in. All of that
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: gets a little murky to me.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know when the last time I watched.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was probably like a year ago.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: They switched the cameras to the facility that they built.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: And then they film a heist at the facility that
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: they built. And then to counteract that, they shut down
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the power so then they can actually go in sneakily.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: I think. Do they have the little Asian guy in
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: that one? Yeah. But that's where they get the guy
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: who owns the casino to call the police. They take
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: that call and bring in their own SWAT team, which
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: is what steals the bags of money.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: So good.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's a great movie. Maybe I get it. I
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: think you get it. That's it.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: I think you're understanding.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I think that there is, like, how do they get,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: how do they become the police, maybe?
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: It's more like, it's like in the town. There's a
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: fake van initially that they, like, drive away, and it's
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: remote controlled, and I don't know. There's just pieces at
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: the end there that get a little convoluted.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: They ask a lot of the viewer.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: I can't put it all together.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: They ask the viewer to buy.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: A lot of stuff.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: And since they do a jump cut and it slides
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to another scene, you're kind of forced to be like, oh,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I'm cool.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: I'm Brad Pitt.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And I get 90% of it. Yeah, I think
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: you get it. But I don't.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: I think you get it as much as you really
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: have to get it.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's frustrating.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's a solid heist movie. It's probably the best.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: The town. The town?
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: The town's definitely better.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: The town I get completely. Yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: The flower shop guy?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Ocean's Twelve is bullshit.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Just like I clipped your daddy's.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Put the hook in her. You're gonna do this thing
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: for me. You're gonna do this thing for me.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: And you won't kill me, I promise. There's no way
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: you'll come back and kill me later.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Got the hook in her. Got her doped up real nice.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Who's walking around the streets.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: It's real dark.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: The uh i'm not working for you what does he
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: say he's like i live at 551 bunker hill stop
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: by anytime think you're the only guy in charlestown with
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: a gun that when he kills him at the end yeah.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: And the way he dies too that's so good sort
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: of just like slumps.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: But i'm just surprised that he never never expected to
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: get killed Ben Affleck?
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: No.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: The flower guy. The flower guy. He talked however he
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: wanted to so many people, and he was like, oh,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: they'll just never come and kill me.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Because he's the boss.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: And he's also got a guy sitting next to him
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: with a shotgun 24-7.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: And what good was that guy?
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Not at the end of the day, none.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't do shit. Killed them both. He didn't
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: do a damn thing. Ocean's Twelve is bullshit, though, because-
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Dog shit. They just rely on you to believe that
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: in this world- the actress juliet roberts playing a woman
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: looks like julia roberts.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah that part is super dumb that's way too much
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: it's like a little like it's like a funny bit
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: that they probably had in the writer's room that's like
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: this would be funny but it's like.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah but don't actually do it because it's not worth
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: it you know what another funny but speaking of that
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: though um In the early scene of Ocean's Eleven, Brad
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Pitt is playing poker and teaching poker to like.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Celebrities.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: All these young celebs who are playing fictitious versions of themselves.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: And it's like Topher Grace.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Topher Grace.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Danny Masterson?
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: It's a guy like him. It's a guy just like him.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You'd recognize the actor. Whatever. The point
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: is like maybe the idea there is that the ensemble
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: cast is so star-studded that they can just throw more
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: celebrities in the ultimate pit of irony.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: But wouldn't they be like, holy shit, Brad Pitt's teaching... Yeah,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: that's what I don't understand. brad pitt like why doesn't
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: everyone look like why doesn't matt damon look like matt
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: damon yeah that's why does only julia roberts exist in this.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: In this universe yeah that that's the big part that's
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: the big problem it's like if one of the celebrities
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: exists that they're all with why do the other celebrities
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: not exist yeah joshua jackson holly marie joshua jackson Barry
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Watson and Shane West are all at the table there.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Not one of them knows how to play poker. Which
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: one's Topher Grace? Is she the redhead one?
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: No, that's a guy.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: It's the guy from that 70s show. The main character.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: No. Oh, the.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: The one who's complicit. The one who wrote the letter
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: about the rapist.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't that fucking.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The guy who.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: He's like, listen, he might have raped some people, but
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I like him.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: And I also murdered someone, so this is kind of
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: an eye for an eye.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Let's keep.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Let's focus on his shit.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Look, we've all had dark times after that 70s show.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: I killed a guy personally.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Court of public opinion.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Don't we all get one?
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I murdered my ex-girlfriend and he's a serial rapist.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: People really think you just get one.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: You don't.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You don't just get one. You really don't get one.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, Vegas definitely won this weekend. That's for sure.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you watched it on the way out
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: of Vegas. Like, you're done with Vegas, and you're like,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: let me just get one last taste. I could see
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: it going on the way, like how you'll watch Lost
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: in Translation on the way. Oh, watching Thursday Night Football, too.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. TNF. I wanted to watch it in the sense
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: of feeling like you can live vicariously through them taking
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: the house.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, of course.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: That's how you felt being down 400. You're like, I
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: also took the house.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: I felt pretty good.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Terry Benedict is also mad at me.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Dude, going to the cash exchange as you're checking out
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: and giving them chips, I had $ 2, 500 in chips. Mm-hmm.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: And I had brought $ 2, 900 in cash from selling my guitar.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Quite literally, I was gambling my guitar all weekend. And
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: by the end, I had gotten even all the strings
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: pretty much back.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: No, you got a three string now.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: You got a banjo. Yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: How many strings does a banjo have?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: You got a fiddle now.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a viola.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you definitely lost at least two strings.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: That's still not bad.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Either way, it's a really good feeling to exchange for cash. Yeah, definitely.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, this is too much cash
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: to bring on a commercial flight. So I went and
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: bought cologne. Yeah.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: You traded your guitar for good times and scent.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. And scent lasts a lot longer than a guitar.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: It does.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Scent is nostalgic.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Scent is tied to memory. Guitars are just tied to regret.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Scent lasts until your next shower.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: So you say.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: So you could technically just smell it forever.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: This is the exclusive. It's like the x-ray. So it
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: actually stays around a lot longer.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Some of it can beat the shower. Really? Some of
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: it's stronger than the shower.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't like that. Did you see the clip of...
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Jameis Winston putting cologne on Oh yeah it was insane.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: He emptied the clip I've.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Never seen a cologne with an extendo He had a
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: cologne with a drum on the bottom of it It
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: was just like.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: I mean he gassed himself But I think he did
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: this on purpose.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: So much of this is on his clothing I mean
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: that jacket He must only wear one scent.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: He's going back to the neck I feel like he
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: did that as a joke I don't think he did.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I think that he's just him.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: He's just a funny guy.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I think he might be funny.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: I think he's a funny guy.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: Man, I like this team.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Giants are playing tonight. I'm excited.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: I just took them.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Very excited.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. I like this team a lot.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Great vibe. Well, I told you. I said that the
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Giants beating the Cowboys. I thought the Cowboys were a
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: good team. And the Cowboys are very good against Washington. Now,
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Jalen was out.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: But they were winning that game regardless.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: I think so, too. Yeah, it doesn't matter.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, people were saying that— I mean, they say it
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: every year, but there were people that were saying that
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: they had Dak as MVP for this year, like going
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: into the season. So, I mean, people must think that
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: that offense is pretty good. Well, he's got a couple
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: pretty star receivers. Pickens, Lamb, Ferg.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I wish on Thursday night you had taken the parlay
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: that me and Harry could.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, we hit big.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: We set our two touchdown scores on the show.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Right at the end.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: It was Laporta and Kincaid.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Most of the time when you guys start talking about football,
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I tune out.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I know, and then I heard you talking about the
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Giants right now, and I'm like, what is this?
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Well, this is the ultimate secret, which is that I
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: pretend not to like sports, but I'm as straight as
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: they come. I don't want people to know that.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, what I meant when I said Vegas won
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: this weekend is yesterday had to have been one of
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: the worst betting days in the history of time.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: For who? Everyone. I don't know.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, I ended up crawling my way back. I
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: actually did get in a very similar situation that you had.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: I went down a lot. And at the 1 p.m.,
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: the 1 p.m. massacre is what we're calling it.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: And and bloody 1 p.m. Yeah. The 8 p.m.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: I ended up crawling back. But I mean, it was
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: like almost all of the favorites lost in the one.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: All nine of these hit for me. Saints Ravens under,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Vikings Bears under, Saints 49ers, Panthers parlay, Cowboys Commanders over 49ers,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Dolphins parlay.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Roan went nine for nine on your bloody 1PMs.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: It was six bets, but all six won.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: So you didn't lose at all yesterday?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Those six won.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: What about the others? What about the other 30?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Touchdown scores. Touchdown score long shots, of course. Roan.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: I'm just not buying that.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Far be it for me to tell a father of
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: two how to spend his money, but you can buy
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: a lot of cologne. Really? With the winnings from that.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: I can tell you right now.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: How much you win?
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: I say we hit Soho on our city bike way home.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: What's your unit size?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm making it. I'm downsizing the unit size.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: What's your unit size?
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Don't unit size. Shame me.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: I'm not shaming. I prefer that we're open about.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Our unit size. I'm trying to super downsize my unit size. Yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Down from 10 Gs to five.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Dude, I told you guys about this fucking suit that
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I bought.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, custom.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: How I went in to go get the custom suit.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I wound up getting two custom suits. Yesterday, I went
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: to go try on the suits.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, no. Still don't fit.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Not only did they not fit, they were the worst
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: looking suits I've ever seen in my fucking life. Oh no.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Not only did they not look custom, I looked like
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: the villain from a Batman movie in the 80s.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: A penguin?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: There was no body to any of them. The colors
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: weren't what I expected. The size was fucking preposterous. The
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: shoulders fucking jutted out like a zoot suit. I looked
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: like a cartoon character. The body was so wide. The
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: pants had like just so much extra fabric. I get
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: like suits aren't as slim as they used to be.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: This woman who was an Indian woman had me dressed
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: like a like an Indian man. You know how like
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: an Indian man will wear like a garment that goes
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: damn near down.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: To his knees?
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: That's what she had me. And she absolutely destroyed me.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: So what do you do?
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Final fitting? This was, this was like, usually they do
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: that interim, right? They're like, this was supposed to.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Be the interim. She's like 99.5% of the time. No
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: one needs alteration. And I was like, the like sleeve
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: feel a little bit big. And she's like, no, try
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: to move your arm. If I make it smaller, you
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: can move your arm. And I was like, all right.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: And then I got home and I tried it on
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: and like, my window was open and like, the wind
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: caught the back of the suit and I started to
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: gust like a sail through my apartment. It lifted me
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: up like I was parasailing. I was like, no, this
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: can't be. I'm getting fucking lift off of this. So
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, I called her back and she was
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: so flustered.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure. Can you name the place?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want to.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Because it would.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: It would deter so much business.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: How many did you get? Just one?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: No, I got two because I was like, I won't
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: be able to decide. It's a wedding that I'm going
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: to this Thursday. So to her credit, the turnaround time
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: was fast and that was the only thing she did right.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: And the wedding is Thursday. There's like a small ceremony on,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: or I go down Thursday. There's a small ceremony on
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Friday and then the big ceremony on Saturday. So I
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: wanted two. And now I have zero.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: So what do you do in that situation?
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Do you return them?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I can't return them.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: It's custom.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: There's no returning. So I'm going back today to get
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: it re-altered. But I don't trust her. I don't trust
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: her at all.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Why don't you bring it back to.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: A new place?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Because I've paid her for this already.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so go to a different place.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: And pay them again.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: She'll see this through.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: She has to see this through. She has to fix this.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I trust her at all.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I'm saying I would just go to
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: a different place.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then I'm like, the pot committal. Why don't you.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Bring one suit to a new place and bring one
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: of the suits back to her?
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I just need her to... I'm going to give her
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: another chance to fix it for free. Or not for free,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: for the amount I've already paid. And then if she
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: flubs it, I'll take that to someone else.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: How much does this cost?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Too much.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: How many units does it cost?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Several units. A lot of units.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: I like your look today. Of course. You pop the
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: collar outside the crew.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my signature look.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: I know. I think it's nice. I haven't seen it
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: in a while. No, no. It hasn't been.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, the weather's finally here.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: You look like Ernie Els. Oh, yeah.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm going for.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: You look like a late 90s Dutch or South African golfer.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I actually got this collar stitched onto this. by
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: this Indian lady at a....
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: It would be so much bigger.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: There's nothing, there's no shirt underneath.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: No, no, it's all one. It's one piece.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Did I do move your neck?
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: That sucks though.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm just, it's my fault because I'm like such
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: a pussy that in the moment I wasn't like, No.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: But I just didn't expect it because I got in
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: custom suits before for less money that I put them on.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, these feel great. And then she
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: was like trying to just like justify it. I was like,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, maybe she's.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got fleeced.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe she's right. And then I got fucking fleeced.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got banged.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: That sounds bad. The stitching of it, the stitching's on
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: the outside of the jacket. I'm like, this looks fucking like.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: That sounds terrible. It's terrible. You should just go to
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Macy's and get one off the rack.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I should have gone to Macy's. I should have got
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: one off the rack.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: I got my suit at Macy's off the rack. Best
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: suit I've ever had. Fits perfect. Never had to do
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: anything for it.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: That's because you have the perfect body.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: It's obvious that you just have the perfect body. You
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: have the body that tailors dream about. The Phantom Thread
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: was about your perfect body. So I went to, what's
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: it called? Todd Snyder this morning and got a whole
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: new ensemble.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. You bought a whole new suit.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Not a suit. I didn't even get a suit. I
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: got like a pants jacket situation because I'm not going
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: to buy another suit.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Wait, what?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: This is the same thing I do with fragrances. So
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: you bought a third suit? Sometimes the only way out
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: is through.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I don't trust this woman to fix it.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: So why are you bringing your suits back to her?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Because they're already botched.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: So bring them somewhere else.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: But then I have to pay for it.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: You just bought another suit anyway.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if I try to get these
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: suits fixed by a tailor. You just bought a third suit.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they'll be able to get them
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: by Thursday original suits fix because they might another tailor
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: might not be able they're usually two weeks on alterations
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I need it by Thursday.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: What is this wedding that you're going to is it
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: like a Saudi prince or something it's Charleston.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: South Carolina bigger fancier than the Saudi.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Prince this must be the most important wedding of your life.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: It's on the last remaining plantation that still has slaves
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: right they pay them they're actors they're like Civil War reenactment.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Actors They're very handsomely paid.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: But they actually do the work.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, I just don't get getting the suit fixed
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: by the same lady. I feel like you're... Like, she's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: already got the money. She already got paid. If anything,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: she's going to fuck the suits up more.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: I don't trust her to be able to do it,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to make her do the labor because
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: I'm so pissed.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not even going to get a suit back.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe, but then hopefully I can get a refund then.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: If I go home, believe in me once.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: I wish I could.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I just need to look kind of decent. But at
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: this rate, I'm going to be out of the surviving
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: barstool money in fucking two weeks.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. My phone.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: Let's get that shut off, please.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: Sorry about that.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: I thought we already talked about no phones during the pod.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know what to say. I'm ashamed.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: We're going to have to start bringing out the basket.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: Everyone put their phones in the basket.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: And at the end, you go home with your own.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: What do we got here?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: Are those knockoff AirPods?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: They're not knockoff. They're the evolution.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: Why are they black?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: They're the Chinese ones. You haven't seen these? They're the Huwais.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Bro, they're so much better.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: That's where they go?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: Those can't be better.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: They don't go in your ear?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Those look like an accessory that you got at Zoomies.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: They don't actually go inside your ear?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: They're so good. The sound quality is better.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: They do go inside your ear.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: They go inside, and it doesn't go so deep into
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: your ear cavity that it destroys your hearing. And I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: have big cavities, to be very frank with you.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Of course, yeah.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: And so I'll lose your standard.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Caping cavities?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I have caping cavities. My ear gashes are fucking massive.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: And so I'll lose an ear pod. So I got
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: these guys.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: You've lost ear pods in there?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: Is it just one inside your head?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: It's like when the Chilean miners got stuck. Someone has
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: to go down with crampons, walk through my ear wax
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: to try and fucking free them. But you can't even
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: get most of the Huawei. Is that how you say it? H-U-A-W-E-I.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: You're familiar with the brand?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: You're not even allowed to buy their cell phones in
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: the United States because the Chinese are like, They confirmed
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: themselves that they're listening on it.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I don't care if they just listen to me banging
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: through Eagles podcasts.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: The who way.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: The Eagles. What, bro?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: Are terrible.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: What's their record?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: It should be 0-2.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: What should be mean? They don't ask how, bro. They
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: ask how many.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: No pictures on the scorecard. Come again?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: There's no pictures on the scorecard.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Nobody cares how you made it.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: It's just about the number. I like that.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: I love that, actually. I'm going to start using that.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: What did your fruity ass do all weekend?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: What did your fruity Jason ass do this weekend?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: You know me. You know me.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: I had shows all weekend. I had a show on
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: Saturday night at 11.15 was my spot.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: And is that when the show started or that's when
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: you went up no.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: The show started 11 my buddy d rock was hosting
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: uh derek drescher yeah and i wanted to get there
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: a little early to chop it up with chop it
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: chop it up with old pop do some chop yeah
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: yeah and uh so i left my apartment around like
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: 10 20 and.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: I ubered wow it must be nice that's no time
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: for chop though.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Well, no, it's plenty of time for shopping because my
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: apartment to the stand is like 22 minutes Ubering.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: If there's no traffic, if it's perfect.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: My Uber driver took the Williamsburg Bridge.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: Why would we do that?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: I don't speak Arabic. I can't ask him.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: We're stopped on the Williamsburg, literally dead stop. And he
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: turns back and he goes, sorry, a lot of traffic.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: I almost strangled him. I was like, well, yeah, because
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: you went the longest route. We may as well have
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: taken the Brooklyn Bridge. Why would we not go through
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: the tunnel? The stand is right there.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you say something before he got on bridge?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Because I wasn't paying attention.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: He turns back and he goes, we'll be there in
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: 25 minutes after I'd already been in the Uber for
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: 15 minutes. And I was like, well, that can't be true.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: I think you need to start taking the subway more.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: I took the train here today. I take the train
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: every single day.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: And how long did it take?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: 30 minutes.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, so was it worth saving the potential five minutes
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: for you?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: At 10, 15 p.m., yeah.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Why, because you're scared?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: No, because the trains don't run on time on the weekends.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: So it's like I got to be looking at the thing.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to Uber, get there, do my spot,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: go home.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: You know what's good, though, is that Google Maps will
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: tell you when the next train is coming.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but then it has the big thing and it
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: says delayed and then it's like, oh, not coming for
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: 30 minutes and shit.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know. If I were you, I would
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: have Ubered. Excuse me.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: I would have taken the train in. And then as
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: a treat, I would have Ubered home. Yeah, that's what
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: I was thinking as well. But I decided to give
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: myself a treat both ways.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: That's too much treat. A double treat. That's double treat.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: I wanted both treats.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Marcus Aurelius would never do that. Marcus Aurelius would never
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: take two Ubers. He would take one maybe.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not Mark, am I?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not a Stoic. And that shows. It shows
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: in every part of your being that you're not a Stoic.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: God bless. punished you for being overly indulgent on your Uber.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: I haven't been Ubering really.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: You're greedy. You're greedy as fuck.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: I have been Ubering significantly less, significantly less. But at night,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: the Uber or the train is a pain in the ass.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: So I Ubered.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: I got there a minute before my spot started.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: So no chop.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: No chop at all.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Literally zero chop.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: How'd they take that? How did Pop take that?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: You know, Pop.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, he took it well. He's really into MLB
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: The Show right now, which I find so funny.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: The game. Yeah. Okay.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: He's just playing baseball and he's telling me about how
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: some dude won a tournament for $ 15, 000 and he was like,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: I beat that guy. He's like, that should have been me.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I would love nothing more than
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: for Derek at like 45 years old to start competing
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: in MLB The Show tournaments.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Do you think there's any thought of expanding Bush to
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: other games?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, of course.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: Is there?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: It's just too much money.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Well, what about just one at a time? Just like
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: attack another market?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: I would love to.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, the White Whale is Counter-Strike, obviously, but it's
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: just the entry into that is a lot.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Is that the most popular game for this sort of thing?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: That or League of Legends.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Got it.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: So MLB The Show isn't? No, no. Why don't you
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: guys just corner that market?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: That's the thing is we could.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Corner a smaller market become the very best at it.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: There's always a market to be to be cornered and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: to like.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Absorb dude speaking of bridges the uh yesterday did you
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: see that there was a guy on the brooklyn bridge
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: and the police report or whatever like the blotter shit
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: i was seeing on twitter was that this guy was
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: uh had a gun was suspected to have been shot
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: was ready to jump off but the Police didn't know
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: if he had a bomb or not.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Those were the four pieces of information in this tweet
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: that I saw as I was with my kids at
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the park next to the Brooklyn Bridge. I was like,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: are we? Is he going to blow? And there was
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: boats in the water. There were boats going up and down,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: police boats that had guns. On a turret What.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: Time was this at Cause I was walking through the
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: park and I saw a bunch of police boats In
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: the water.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: There were police boats in the water yesterday Francis I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: have to show you These police boats that were driving
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: by in the water It was fucking shocking.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Those police boats look rough What do you mean? Don't
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: they look kind of old? Look at this shit, Francis.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Look, gun on the front of the boat.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Let me see.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: Is it like a turret?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: It had a turret. Another one going by. Gun on
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: the front of the boat.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Why do they even have that?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: As a choice.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: Has there ever been a situation where the NYPD has
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: had to mount a turret and start blasting at oncoming boats?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: That's our Navy.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: And that boat's 50% gun.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: It's so gun heavy. I couldn't believe how many boats
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: with how many guns. Like, were they going to try to, like,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: shoot past the hostage? Were they going to try to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: shoot him before he blew up his bar?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: Also, why would he jump if he had a gun
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: and he'd also been shot? I feel like he could
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: probably just lay down.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, this sounds like a scene from the town, honestly.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: I would kill to see that. That would have been sick.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I was looking for him. I was like squinting, but
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to rile my boys up.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Imagine being in the NYPD and all of a sudden
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: you're mounted on the front of a boat in a
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: machine gun.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: You're like, what?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: That's like the Dark Knight. Yeah, I did not sign
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: up for this.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: She's been wondering why you would shoot a man before
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: throwing him off a bridge.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Like, I thought I was going to be just doing
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: like giving people parking tickets and shit.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: Let him go.
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  Speaker 4: I was taking the ferry from Fishers Island recently back
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  Speaker 4: to Connecticut, New London, and you pass the nuclear submarine
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  Speaker 4: construction plant. where they built them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah built like is it build service all that so
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  Speaker 5: they built submarines or they build a nuclear power plant
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  Speaker 5: no no no no they build nuclear submarines there what
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  Speaker 5: is a nuclear submarine it's.
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  Speaker 4: A submarine that has the capability of launching nuclear weapons.
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  Speaker 1: Really we have them underwater we have them all over
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  Speaker 1: the place we have them all over the world.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow we do i think there are fewer in
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: circulation than you'd think.
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  Speaker 5: I thought that a nuclear weapon had to be dropped.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: No, no. We've found other ways. Interesting.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: From below.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You're thinking of 1945. I am. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that's the only time a nuclear weapon's ever
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: been used.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Nuclear weapons have come a long way. That is true.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: They have. They can be delivered via birds.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we put it in your food and then you
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: realize that you've just eaten a nuke. You fucking explode.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: We actually hot-bottled a nuke on the way to Vegas
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: by accident.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Everyone's passing around a nuke.
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  Speaker 5: Was I right about that, that that's the only time
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: a nuclear weapon's ever been used?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I know they're testing them constantly. I mean, you know,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: North Korea's always testing them.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine being like a shark, like a shark that's lived
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: like 250 years and then they just test a nuke
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: It's insane. In your part of the ocean.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen the videos of them testing them?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: It's like truly one of the most insane things I've
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: ever seen.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: Like the waves that it creates, like tsunamis start forming.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So you pass this nuke testing site.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you pass it and they have two police boats,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: both of which have that machine gun turret. And they're
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: just all day long. And I assume through the night, too.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Just patrolling the water in front of the nuclear testing site.
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  Speaker 1: For what? For like James Bond.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: For like one dude.
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  Speaker 5: To just swim through.
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  Speaker 1: A guy in a ghillie suit. Try to come and
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: break their neck.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're guarding against someone, I don't know, either scuppering
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: the subs or stealing the plans.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: Like, I just don't know what recipe. I think we
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: could actually get rid of those guys. I don't think
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: they need to be doing that. I don't think there's
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: a single person in America that would be capable of
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: figuring out how to even get on to these submarines
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: and then launching nukes from them.
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  Speaker 4: There's definitely someone.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you trying to like... Someone who used to
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: work there.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: True, true.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be the most likely.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: Who caught his girlfriend who he worked with banging some cook.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, now I'm going to go blow up
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: the whole country to get revenge. She'll see.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: I'm going to launch nuke on her house. Drop it
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: right on top of her home. Maybe it's just, maybe
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: it's way easier than we think.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: She lives in a pretty heavily residential neighborhood. Collateral damage.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Well, she should have thought about that.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: It's just a button.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: It might, yeah, it might just be really easy to do.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: A trigger.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: No, I bet it's one of those things where two
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: people have to turn keys at exactly the same time.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: It's probably a lever.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: They have to kiss. Two straight men have to kiss
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: to make it happen.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Two Navy seamen have to kiss.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: But the point is that you see those two boats
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: going up and down and you're kind of like, man,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: first of all, the fuel cost. Yeah. Then the man
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: hour cost. You know, I get it and we need it. Absolutely.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: With 100%. You just, I don't know. My thought was like,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: couldn't they build a guard station? Yeah.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: So it sounds like we're in agreement.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Right there with like a really powerful gun.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: It sounds like we're completely on the same page. Rowan,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: you're the odd man out.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: You guys are trying to lull America into a sense
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: of security. So we like fall asleep on the job
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: and then somebody just marches in and fucking twist the key.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: I just don't think that they could probably even have
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: a guy just sitting on the submarine.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Our defense budget is probably like.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Guard it from the inside.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: We're probably spending a trillion dollars on defense. And you're like,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: but think about how much gas costs these days.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, it does.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: It costs a lot. It's going up.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: It's going up quick.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: My Uber driver in Vegas was like, I just saw $ 5. 60. Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: We're fucked. I'm like, oh, I wouldn't know because Tesla. Tesla.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah. How much is that in electricity? How many volts
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: is that?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: How much is that in nuclear?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: You guys have super pumps around here?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: We should just go to nuclear powered cars. That's what
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: it's pushing towards.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be sick. That would be cool.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Maybe we should do a nuke week. yeah nuclear week
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: and we'll go to like because there's a power plant
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: right by where i grew up three mile island that
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: one three mile island.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: Wait what's the one near oh power plant here yeah
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: we'll go to three mile island chernobyl and then that
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: one the place in japan well chernobyl is going to.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: Be pricey hiroshima.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: Uh no not hiroshima i don't.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: Know if that's like you don't even know if you
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: can go there.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: You definitely can and people do and there's.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: Hiroshima yeah I thought that was still unsafe Hiroshima is
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: okay People go there.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: Don't people live there?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: In Hiroshima? Can we get a fact check on that?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: The place you can't go is where the tsunami Knocked
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: out the nuclear power plant in Japan That place is
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: bad That must be what I'm thinking of hiroshima you
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: visit and it's there's.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: You take the bullet train there i thought it still
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: had like unsafe radiation.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Levels no no no and you'll learn about this on.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: Nuke week yeah exactly yeah that's why we need it.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Did your parents used to say uh when you were
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: microwaving something to nuke it my parents would say that.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah it's classic crazy yeah we had a
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: power plant uh in like the town over from us
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: that was like shut down and there was like a
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: They would always show the blast radius if it were
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: to explode. And we were in the area of, we would.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: Just turn to dust.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: Like literally, we were in the red zone.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: And it was like, if this thing goes, you guys
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 5: don't even have time to react. You'll just disintegrate, which
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: is probably the best way to go. Yeah, see?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: Plymouth.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Plymouth. It doesn't say Deluxbury. Oh, there it is. Deluxbury
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: or Cape Cod Bay.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: Right across from the Duxbury Bay.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: That's Plymouth where Plymouth Rock is. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: That's what the Pilgrims.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: I've been there.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: That was one of the first things they set up.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: I've touched the rock. Yeah.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Nuclear power.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: They said, let's crash the boat onto the rock and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: then let's start building a nuclear power plant.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: And it was easy for them to crash the boat.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: And they realized this and they're like, well, someone else
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: could just crash their boat here. Let's put up some guards.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: And ever since then, we've had guards with machine guns.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go for a swim late at night
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: by that place and see what happens. Just a late
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: scuba sesh.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they must have some kind of sonar capability.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to know if they got guys under
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: the water.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: Like, you guys got all these people above ground, but
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: what about me?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: Because I'm going right under your boat.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: We never thought of that.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: It is a good question. What would happen if you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: went in... And you just kind of kept your arms
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: by your side to make yourself look like a seal. Yeah.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: And just kicked. We had a very curious little friend
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: down there. Okay.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: Do you think you'd be okay if I did that
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: just to expose their lack of security?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: No, I think something bad would happen.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: If I just appeared behind the boat.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: People would bring guns through airport security.
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  Speaker 5: Hello. Missed something.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: You're welcome.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: People would bring guns through airport security after 9-11 to
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: show how easy it was. Really? They'd turn themselves in.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: That's dumb as fuck.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: How does that not get... I feel like a gun
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: should be the easiest thing to pick up.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: I guess not.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Like a metal detector?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is probably before their, like, imaging was
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: at the level that it's at now. The imaging is pretty,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: pretty good.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate that shit.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: That probably is... It's probably just a diversion. That's probably
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: not even where the nukes are.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I know a lot of them are up in Montana.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: My buddy who worked at the Air Force Base up
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: there said that they saw a lot of... you unidentified
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: uh flying activity up there.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah i think there's a lot by yosemite as well
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: personally just a hunch.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Ufos up there too no nuclear weapons i know but
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: do you think there's one time i was i went
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: i went to yosemite and i was driving and there
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: was all of a sudden out of nowhere like a
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: tank drove by in the middle.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: Of the woods and then i looked it up and
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: there was a military base like right there and i
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: was like oh yeah.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Is that a moose? Oh, no, it's a tank.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's a tank.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: It's a full tank.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: It was like a tank with like dudes on the back. Like,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: I'm not kidding. It wasn't an actual tank. It was
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: like one of those big ass.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: There's a moose with a rifle up ahead.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: It's like one of those big military trucks. But you
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: know how they pile all the dudes into the back?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: Filled with guys.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Usually that happens in like. when there's like a rebellion
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: yeah in a third world country.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's safe for kosovo.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: It was crazy i mean i was in the middle
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: of nowhere.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: Those guys arrive in town to cut someone's hand off
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: yeah right it was literally.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: Like this start of blood diamond yeah just out of nowhere.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: By the way i told you guys i watched i
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: re-watched american sniper i'm on a big re-watch because clearly
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: i can't understand movies at all so i god help
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: me if i watch a new one yeah So I
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: want to rewatch and tear right now. And I watched
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: American Sniper again. I had forgotten about the scene where
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: the bad guy drills the head of a child and
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: they show it. I remember that.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: I remember like closing my eyes when that happened. Once
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: they start bringing out the.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: Drills and the torture stuff. They kill a child, a boy. Yeah.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: With a drill and drill through his skull. It's one
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: of the most graphic things I've ever seen.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: Is that the one where they had like, where are
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: they when that happens?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Iraq.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: Iraq. They're not in like a prison?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: That's, you're thinking of Zero Dark Thirty.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: But do they do drills in Zero Dark Thirty?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: No, it's all waterboarding.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: And they mostly made them like, or like lay on
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: top of each other naked.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: And like be gay to disgrace themselves.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: Have you guys ever seen The Report with Adam Driver?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: That's a great movie. It is a good movie.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: It's about how all of that stuff like didn't actually work.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: I need to rewatch that.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Which is so crazy. Like they were waterboarding people for
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: so long. They probably still are, but they were doing
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: it for so long and they were like, yeah, we've
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: actually never got one single piece of information doing this.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: It did seem like in zero dark 30, though, that
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: they did get something. They got the name of the, the, the, uh, courier, right?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Don't they get the courier's name?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: I thought they got the wrong name. Like, I thought
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: that's what it was. I thought that's what the problem was,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: was that waterboarding, they would, if anything, they would get
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: fake answers.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: People will say anything under duress to get it to stop. Yeah. Um,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: I think that was proven a lot. But in Zero
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: Dark Thirty, it certainly seemed like they got Abu Ahmed
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: from interrogation.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: That'd be funny if they kept making them do gay
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: shit and they didn't get anything from it. But they're like,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: let's try it again.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, they'd probably.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I just want to watch.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: That probably happened.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: I just want to check it out.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Suck his dick for me again.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that must be in Zero Dark Thirty because they're
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: actually at Guantanamo Bay in Zero Dark Thirty, right?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: I think that the majority of those torture scenes are
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: happening at a base in the Middle East. Oh, interesting.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: Was my kind of understanding. But again, I don't know
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: shit about what I'm watching. No, me neither. Can you
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: look that up really quick, Sean? Just where are the
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: torture scenes happening in Zero Dark Thirty? It seemed like
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: it was in the Middle East because she arrives.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: I thought it was Guantanamo because the guy left because
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: he like quits.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: He goes back to Washington.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because he's like, I can't do this shit anymore.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Secret black site, CIA black site overseas. Maybe, maybe it is.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, wait, no, no, wait. I think you are right
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: because then unless this is just two completely different scenes,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: but then there's the scene where they drive the car
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: into the base and blow it up.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: That happens.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: That's in the Middle East.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: And that really did happen, too.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: That was in the Middle East.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: Man, that movie is so good.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: It's really good. It's the woman who did The Hurt Locker,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Catherine Bigelow.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: Who was married, by the way, to James... Whatever the
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: guy who did fucking Titanic. Cameron. Cameron.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Cameron.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think they're married anymore. Has she done movies
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: since then? Since Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty? I
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: have no clue. Because she's... One of those automatic directors.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, Hurt Locker's unbelievably good.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: That's another one.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: The ending when he goes back.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: It's like, oh my, this guy's a beast.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: What else has Catherine Bigelow done as far as movies
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: she's directed? Catherine Gigolo. Now we're just on a fact-finding mission.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: It's kind of nice, though.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: It is nice.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: House of Dynamite, Point Break.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, I liked House of Dynamite. Nobody else did, but
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: I liked it.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Did you like Point Break?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: I've never seen Point Break.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: So Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty are her big ones?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: I would think so.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Have you not seen Point Break?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, sweetie.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Never even heard of it.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, honey. I'm so sorry.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: She won for Hurt Locker. Both best picture and I
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: think best director.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Point Break is Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze as surfers.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: Love that. I'm going to have to check that out.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: It's really good.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen Hurt Locker?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: No, you haven't. I haven't heard you say a thing
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: about it ever.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Well, I've seen it probably twice or three times. But
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: I think it is one of the greatest movie watching
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: experiences to watch a movie for the second time that
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: you know is good.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Because you're not wondering if it's good, but you don't
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: remember enough of the details that you know exactly what's
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: going to happen. You just know you'll be satisfied.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: Are you not a rewatch guy?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: No, not really. I'm more of a, I mean, I've
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: obviously rewatched plenty of movies, but the first time.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: So how do you know the address from the town
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: if you don't rewatch movies?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: Photographic memory.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: No chance.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: You don't have a photograph. You've seen that movie at
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: least six times. The town? Mm-hmm.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: Once or twice.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: Now I've seen it like a hundred times. Yeah.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Remember when Jon Hamm's like asking her how big like
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: a dollar is or whatever, like how many inches a
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: dollar is.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: It's not even worth its own weight in oxy. Oh yeah.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: That's a banger.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: You miss it?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: Of course I miss it.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: With the oxys, the pills. Yeah. Remember that when he's
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: at the bar? Yeah.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: That's a great movie. It's a classic.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, it doesn't get much better than that.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: It really doesn't.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: The Departed, probably. Would you say The Departed is better
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: than The Town?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, just the cast alone.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a classic.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: But it's a tough one. Town is really, really good.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: They're both really good.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: They are.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: They're both really good.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: No movies have been made about her in Boston since.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Thank God.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: There hasn't been any good Boston movies in a minute.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Boston's dead. Philly's up.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: Let me ask you guys a question.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: Please do.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: How do you guys handle hunger?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: Are you able to just be like, I'm hungry, but
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: that's okay?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right now. Yeah, but you have no choice, and
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: you just had a fat smoothie.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: 20 ounce.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: You just had a 20 ounce pliable extra scoop.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: I just had a 20 ounce of strawberry and banana. No,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, it depends on the scenario.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: Can you just live in hunger and sit in hunger?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: That would be Marcus Aurelius.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: And be like, I know I'm going to eat in
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: a couple hours.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: I'm going to wait until then. It depends on how
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: hungry I am. I have insane stomach problems. So sometimes
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I have to eat something or else I'm
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: going to projectile vomit.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: See, that's what happens to me is I get nauseous.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: When I'm hungry. Yeah. And that's where I don't feel well.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: But that's if I'm like really hungry. That's if like
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: I haven't eaten anything today.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe some nuts. Maybe keep in a pocket of nuts.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, I'm really not doing. I'm so hungry
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: that like.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: Just start eating almonds.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: I think I'm dying.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should just start eating almonds.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm dying.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: Because almonds like they like fill you up. They fill
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: you up real nice and proper.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: Use this. Have a sip. I've been drinking all episode.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you chug water too, it suppresses the appetite.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Chug water is supposed to suppress the appetite. Or take
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: up smoking. That's supposed to smoke cigarettes.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nicotine. You might need some nicotine. Yeah, or a Lucy.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Charleston this weekend for this wedding, and
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: I'm probably going to pick up a pack of Cheeky
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: Sigs for a wedding.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: Really? Maybe a pen.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe a pen and some Cheeky Sigs.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: Just live my best life.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: Got to get the Yart.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: I got to get the art. It's just going to
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: be weekend no kids, you know. I'm going to have
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: two days of being able to sleep in as late
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: as I want.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: You're probably going to get buckled.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get buckled. I'm going to embarrass myself.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: Down in Charleston. Ba-ba-doo.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: I might see your boy Craig down there.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: The guy in Charleston without a gun.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: I'd like to go to Charleston.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Why don't you?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't really have much of a
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: reason to. Yeah, you do.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: The whole cast of Southern Charms down there.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: I'm down to rip it this weekend.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: Should we go?
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: We're going to need suits.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: There's an Indian lady in Brooklyn that does great suits.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: She can turn them around quick, but they're not going
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: to fit.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: You've met my friend that's getting married. Have I? My
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: friend Ange, Allison's friend.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: Ange is getting married. Good old Ange? Yeah. What?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: She came to your home.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: And when did she come to my home loving.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: His home dumbass you don't even have a home sorry
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: you live in a.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: Fumigation i mean my roach problem that's not your home
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: that's your roach's home my there's not a single roach
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: in that entire.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Place it's not true it is so blind to it
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: actually like your walls are gonna crumble one day and
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: they're gonna overtake you like starship troopers.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: Did a deep clean of the bathroom yesterday drano.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like someone's watching you Cause that's
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: the roaches. They're like peering in through the vents, like
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: biding their time. Like the toy soldiers from toy story,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: ready to fucking pounce on you.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: No, there really isn't any roaches.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: It's great. Harry's lucky that he sleeps through the night
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: because if he ever woke up in the middle of
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: the night in his bedroom in total darkness, he would
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: see 1000 pairs of eyes. Yeah.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: That's what I've always thought.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: I've always like Ratatouille when he goes into the freezer
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: at the walk-in.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: I have been worried that I'm going to go into
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: the bathroom at night and there's going to be roaches,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: but they're just, there just isn't. They're just not there.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: And I think I found out the reason. I think
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: it's because my bathroom, the wall of it borders with
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: the wall of the trash room. And I think they
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: were coming in through that wall. But when I cocked
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: it up, when I filled it up with cock, there
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: hasn't been any sense. So they have no way to
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: get in.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: It's because you're too dirty for the roaches. For us,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: this is even bad.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: We'll just go to the trash.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: My apartment is incredibly clean and incredibly well kept.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: Show me a picture of it then.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: It's a beautiful space.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: Not a chance. It literally is. It's a very great space.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: You have the Himalayas of laundry. You guys have never
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: been to my apartment. There's just no doubt.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: You don't even know what it looks like.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: I've seen some pictures of it.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: No, you have never seen a photo.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: I have.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Of your TV setup. Dumbass.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: I've seen photos. You sent me the link. Yeah. The link.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: Pretty sure you sent me the link to the listing
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: The Street Easy link.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: You were giving out the Street Easy link like it
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: was fucking candy.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: Did you guys... Did you guys watch any college football?
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: Did you, did you see my tweet about that ESPN thing?
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: The ESPN plus the commercial break. Are you getting this
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: at all?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: They've been doing it. I've been getting a commercial break
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: on ESPN plus where it's just like the stadium sound.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: You don't get your, so you're not getting the same
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: thing as me.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: I'm getting like the, on the ESPN HD. Whenever I
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: watch a game, there's not the commercials. It's just silent
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: view of the stadium.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: That's what I would hope to get. I get this
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: screen instead. And so Saturday night, I'm cooking dinner.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: Flex? As I do. As you do.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: And of course, I've already got my 10,000 steps at
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: this point.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: And the Easy Mac is almost completely boiled.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: I'm finishing up my taco bowl. You're making taco bowls?
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: I'm making a taco bowl. With what? The ingredients for
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: a taco bowl.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: Rice, beef.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Rice?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: Taco bowl.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: Lettuce, tomato, cheese. Okay.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 5: A little bit of Cholula.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: You got some sort of seasoning in there too? Yeah.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: Taco seasoning on the beef.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: Nice. Of course.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Try it with a baked sweet potato.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: I hate sweet potatoes.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: And maybe some cottage cheese.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: I hate cottage cheese.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Some Mike's hot honey and avocado.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: All I need is Cholula.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 5: I literally think that's all I need forever. Like if
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 5: I could just get a lifetime.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: Supply of Cholula. Don't you historically have stomach problems?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: Not from Cholula.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you're making your slop bowl.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: And I'm watching the LSU Ole Miss game, and every
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: time the commercial cuts, it goes to this screen, and
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: it lets out this insanely loud whooshing noise. And it's like,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: I literally feel like I'm losing my mind. I'm like
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: in the middle of cooking, and all of a sudden
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: you just hear, whoo.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 4: On repeat.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: It's just a cycle. And then they add in these
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 5: weird doors slamming and shit in the background. It's like,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: why not just leave it silent? Just have it be silent.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: A small commercial break. Oh? What was that?
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: Someone here?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 7: Hello?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: What's all that wind?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: Did someone let the door open? Ahhhh!
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: Finally, a nice, peaceful commercial break.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: That's what it is every single time.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: Look at, listen to the bang. Whoa. What is that?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Someone here?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: In your building? Yes.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: But you, I literally thought it was. I'm like looking around.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what was that noise?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's the weird fucking sounds that they're playing on
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: the commercial break.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, you got a little soldier there up
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: on the TV? Master Chief. Oh, cool.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: Master Chief's holding up the remote soundbar.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: Bro, are you saying that's an OLED TV?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: No, that's not an OLED.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: Because that looks like the most washed out blues I've
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: ever seen in my life.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: It's not an OLED.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: It looks like you poured a bottle of hypnotic over
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: the front of your screen. That shit looks so bad.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: That's what my world looks like after I've had a
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: lot of hypnotic.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: That's not an OLED. That's a mini LED.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: That's nothing, bro. That's LED paint, bro.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 5: You literally are watching TV through a fucking picture frame.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: Dude, that looks terrible. That shit is glowing. Why is
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: it so fuzzy? Are you sure there's not a fish
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: tank in front of that?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: At least I can see the TV.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: Where can you see it?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: You have a fucking screen.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: What are those streaks? I feel like I have a
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: cataract or something like that when I'm looking at it.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: What's that glow coming off the bottom of your screen?
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: It's the least sharp imaging I've ever.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: Seen in my life.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: That's just from my phone camera.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're smudged.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 4: Sort of looks like you could step into that TV
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 4: and see your dead relatives for 10 minutes.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the river Styx of televisions.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: Just like quickly transport to wherever they're all.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: Waiting to go. I got the Samsung Styx.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: I saw your TV. I sent a photo of it.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 5: I saw it out. I was out getting food and
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: I saw they had.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: The- My TV would never be that high.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: The place I was at had those like Picture frame TVs.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: That was a very funny.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, they looked fucking awful.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Well, mine was literally that high.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: There was a, it was a, like the photo, like
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: it was like the art, which by the way, the
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: art is like literally just like stock Getty Images photos.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know for sure that those were frame TVs.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: They're not, bro.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: There was a massive mute logo in the top right.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 5: Is that what you got? You're just looking at the
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 5: Mona Lisa with the volume dial right below her?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: No, I'm pretty sure a frame TV doesn't do it
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: They don't do it that way. So what were they?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: Those were just TVs that happened to be in frames. Cheap.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: Those were cheap knockoff versions.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: It's a knockoff.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 4: It's a coffee shop.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: Why would they cheap out?
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: Because they're a coffee shop.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: I could tell from the shitty fucking gear they had,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: that's not a good coffee shop. It wasn't. It was bad.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The place sucked.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: The TVs were touching the ceiling. I've never seen a
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: TV that high.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was bad.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Flush against the wall.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 4: It was a bad restaurant. Was it a restaurant?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: It was like a coffee diner type place.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that place sucked.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: In Queens. Don't worry about me.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: No, I was hoping it was on the road. It
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: was like, those can't be coffee shops that you selectively
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: go to, electively go to in New York.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: No, it was.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: Well, it's a new shop. You know, you got to
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: try all the new spots.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: Sounds like buns, bro.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: I'm more of a find one I like and stick
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: with it. No, I like trying them all. I like
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: that from you. Yeah. That's how I am with fragrance.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's very easy to tell if a
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: coffee shop's going to be trash from the outside.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, easily.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: From the curb. So why'd you go to that one?
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 5: Because I don't know.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: It looked like it would be good.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: Stuttering Stanley over here. Get it together.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: I have been on a little bit of a coffee
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 5: tear lately.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't like it. I'm not a big
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 5: fan of coffee.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: Well, why are you on the tear then?
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: Because I like the taste of it, but I hate
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 5: how it makes me feel.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: So drink decaf.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 5: I had a decaf yesterday.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 5: When we were heading into that 4 p.m. slate, I
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: started getting a little sleepy.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: So why'd you have a decaf?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 5: A decaf still has caffeine in it, dumbass.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 4: This is insane. It just has less. You could do
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 4: a half-calf.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, brother, you're speaking my language.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: I live and breathe the half-calf.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: Do you?
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, so what's your drink?
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: I go half-calf, and then I go an energy drink.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 4: Wait a second. But I'm saying, what is your coffee order?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: This has been the most contradictory three minutes I've ever heard.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: I know, I have, I have.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 5: Well, because energy drinks don't make me feel bad because
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: they have L-theanine in them.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: Wait a second. Just tell me what your coffee order is, please.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: Iced coffee with half and half.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: That's not what a half-calf is.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: I'm aware. I know the difference between half-calf and half-and-half.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: I'm not fucking retarded.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: A half-and-half-calf. Half-calf with half-and-half.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 5: I know what half-calf is. It's half regular, half decaf,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: and then I get half-and-half in it. Hang on.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, so that's not half-calf.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is. If you got a decaf with whole milk,
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: it'd be doing the same thing.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 5: A half-calf is half-caffeinated, half-decaf.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, so you're going half a cup of coffee that's caffeinated,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: half a cup of decaf coffee in your iced coffee,
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: and then you're pouring cream in that?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: I'm not making this at home.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: I go to a place, and I say, let me
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: get a half-calf with half and half.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: Let me get a triple half. Like three halves, please.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let me get a one and a half.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: Half caff and half.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, that's fair. You know what? I would suggest,
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: I mean... Please do. If you did espresso drinks, like
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 4: you could get an iced latte.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I can't do espresso.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 4: But you would get one shot of caffeinated espresso and
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: one shot of decaf espresso. I used to order that
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 4: because I wanted it to taste stronger, but I didn't
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: want that much caffeine.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 5: The espresso is like... Like, that's my kryptonite.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: You could kill me with espresso.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: Does decaf make you shit the same way that full-caf does?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so. It does. I think so.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: That took a big shit right when we were just
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: cruising into halftime at the 4 p.m.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: Yesterday.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Love to hear that. That's probably right when I was
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: by the bridge.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, had my buddy Nate over.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: Lot of ball. Wow. Nate came all the way from Maine? Yep.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 4: How did he get there?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: It is fun. It's fun watching ball with my bro.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: It is fun watching ball. I had a strong friendship weekend.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: We were doing toasts.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 6: Love that.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 4: It was great.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: Who had the best toast and what was it?
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: I would think I gave a pretty good one, honestly.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: Makes you proud.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 4: My buddy Dave gave a good one.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: What did Dave say?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: Portnoy?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: Holy shit.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 4: Dave was there? Dave was there. He's the reason we
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: had a plane. That's sick. Yeah. Was Austin there? No.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: Dave doesn't trust him anymore.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: Damn damn yeah what was dave's uh toast.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: I mean he was just like commending our buddy for
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: being getting to a point his job and life where
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: he can pay for a jet for his like best
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 4: friends he's like he was like if if i got
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 4: as successful as you i don't know that i would
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: be this generous was uh is the jet a big
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 4: laugh though it did and it's you know what's funny
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 4: is that like if i were making that much money
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: i would get us a plane to go somewhere and
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: i just know that harry would be like no i'll
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: find my own way definitely do.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: You think that your good your buddy would like me
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: i want to get there huh do you think you
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: would like me and harry.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. People would like you guys.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: Would you be generous towards us?
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying your rich friend, not people. Like specifically
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: the one with the B.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 5: We're asking about the one with the private jet.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know that, you know.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 5: So that's not how he would hate us.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: That's what you just said.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: You just said he would hate us. No, I didn't
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: say that. Maybe you. I don't think he would like you.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: Everyone likes Roan.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. This guy sounds like a dick.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: You're the dick.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 5: This guy sounds like a total asshole.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: You'd get on the jet and be like, this TV
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: is a fucking mini OLED led thing. I already got what.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 5: I needed to get.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: Sounds like he's a prick. He's married?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about him. I want to
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: respect his privacy.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: I just wonder what his wife thinks of him.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: Married, but exploring.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 5: Exploring options.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: Easy.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: This is our best friend. This is me and Francis'
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: closest friend. You cannot say that even in jest about him.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: You're trying to fuck up the bag, dumbass.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 5: Does he want to work together? I got some great ideas.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 4: After you accused him of cheating, I don't think he's
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: a huge fan of you.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 5: I did not say that. I don't even know if
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 5: he's married. All I know is that he's got a
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: lot of money. And I need a lot of money.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 5: I got a lot of stuff to buy right now.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, you do?
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: I got a lot on the shopping list.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 4: Tell us. Can you tell us a few things? Three PCs.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: I need to buy three pcs we spent.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: Years trying to convince you you could afford one I
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 4: know and you're like I don't even need.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 5: It for my friends really yeah I need to buy
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: them all pcs you're doing this now well I mean
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 5: when I get the money is.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: This because of the whole jet thing I just talked.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: About no no no I've been planning on this.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 4: You're gonna buy every one of your friends a pc if.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 5: I get a if I get enough money yeah that's
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: pretty cool Well, they're going to be dog shit PCs.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: Why don't we just use this three PC setup we
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: have over here now?
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 5: Because there's not a single PC on this setup.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: What even is a PC?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: A computer. Desktop computer.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: Computer, computer, computer. All I see is PCs in front
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: of me.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: You're looking at screens.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: And what's the difference?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: I want to buy my boys PCs so we can
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 5: all play Counter-Strike together.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: That sounds aspirational.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 4: I have to go. okay you can only play counter-strike
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 4: on a pc yeah sucks yeah we got to get
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: them some.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: Let's get them let's get them pcs by when we
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: record next tomorrow yeah i think it's going to be
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: christmas we'll record next on christmas it's
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: Unrealistic all right we'll be back on thursday goodbye