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Speaker 1: Malick feel the difference. Tell me about this nutcracker that
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Speaker 1: I really don't know that much. All I know is
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Speaker 1: you got very excited about nutcrackers.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's Laverne, Minnesota.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Just picture that small town in your head, right. It
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Speaker 2: is the new home to the world's tallest nutcracker.
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Speaker 1: How tall does the world's tallest nutcracker.
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Speaker 2: Sixty five feet seven point five inches.
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Speaker 1: The sixty five foot nutcracker. Yes, so it's a nutcracker
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Speaker 1: that's bigger than this building that wire. Yes, and it's
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Speaker 1: in Laverne, Minnesota.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nearly double the height of the thirty three
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Speaker 2: foot German nutcracker that was previously recognized by Guinness World Racers.
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Speaker 1: I love that. They they wanted to leave no doubts,
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Speaker 1: no doubt. It's like, no double it. Yeah, I'm not
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Speaker 1: trying to go for an xt ray double that. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we could have.
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Speaker 2: We could have just taken it like a few inches taller,
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Speaker 2: saved a few bucks, but no.
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Speaker 1: Dude, it's in Laverne, Minnesota. You probably see that thing
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Speaker 1: on the horizon. I'm sure that's insane. You see it
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Speaker 1: for miles around. It's kind of modeled after Uncle Sam
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Speaker 1: to celebrate America two fifty Okay, I like that?
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Speaker 2: Which I like that? And it features the fully working jaw.
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Speaker 2: The pieces apparently built in Utah, assembled via crane after
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Speaker 2: it was trucked in too. Laverne. Cost roughly and honestly,
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Speaker 2: this isn't bad. Six hundred thousand dollars funded by grants
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Speaker 2: and donations for cost.
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Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. It's a sixty foot that's not bad, dude.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a pretty good thing.
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Speaker 1: It's an articulating it can it's actually a nutcracker.
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Speaker 2: If you if you had a big enough nut to
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Speaker 2: get in there, you can do that. Laverne it's a
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Speaker 2: small town, right, Yeah, five thousand people houses. Apparently it
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Speaker 2: is the home of unique nutcrackers. Five thousand people. There
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Speaker 2: are seven thousand, five hundred and fifty four nutcrackers in
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Speaker 2: the town.
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Speaker 1: You never never shy away from a good giant something
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Speaker 1: as a you know, something to draw attention in a town,
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Speaker 1: bring in a little tourism. A lot of people do this.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, five thousand people, you got a sixty foot nutcrack.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently the city has actually got a nut a
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Speaker 2: nutcracker festival, and it's drawing travelers, local businesses reporting customer
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Speaker 2: traffic is always already quadrupled.
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Speaker 1: Dang, now we had the world's largest one time. I'm
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Speaker 1: here too, did we? We did so this it's actually
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Speaker 1: there is a Guinness Book of World Records award on
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Speaker 1: the wall in amongst all of the awards.
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Speaker 2: I did I mentioned that about a year ago.
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Speaker 1: It's for the world's largest gingerbread house, and you guys
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Speaker 1: are going to have to help me on the details.
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Speaker 1: But they did it out Stella. I want to say
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Speaker 1: it had something to do with Saint Joseph or one
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Speaker 1: of the one of the hospitals, and they wanted to
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Speaker 1: build the world's largest gingerbread house. They succeeded Boom world record.
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Speaker 1: But of course it's a gingerbread house. It doesn't last
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Speaker 1: a long time now, it's it's holy temporary and also
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Speaker 1: we're not really known for our gingerbread houses here in valley,
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Speaker 1: so it's not really I don't know. Again, I love it.
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Speaker 1: It was a great thing at the time. I don't
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Speaker 1: know that it really really hit the spots.
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Speaker 2: It's not something it's not something that you can maintain
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Speaker 2: there and point to as for to draw tourism.
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Speaker 1: What would what would we do if you could pick
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Speaker 1: the word what's the world's largest that we should build?
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Speaker 1: If we want to erect one here?
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Speaker 2: And I have an idea, but first of all, I
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Speaker 2: want to get Adam texted and he said how tall
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Speaker 2: is that compared to the Sam Houston on I forty
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Speaker 2: grade question?
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Speaker 1: Don't I should know how tall Sam is.
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Speaker 2: The Sam itself is sixty seven feet. However it sits
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Speaker 2: on a ten foot tall granite base, So.
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Speaker 1: It's a nutcracker about the size. About the size of
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Speaker 1: Sam A big say on forty five.
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Speaker 2: You know what I would do, bokers, what I would
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Speaker 2: do here? I would build a giant.
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Speaker 1: Santa because of Santa's Wonderland. Yes, you would think Santa's
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Speaker 1: Wonderland would get in on this and make that happen.
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Speaker 1: How tall is the world? Do we have a world's
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Speaker 1: largest Santa Claus as is? I don't know. Because Google,
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Speaker 1: you don't have to do If you only need to
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Speaker 1: build a thirty foot Santa, maybe that's a little more appealing,
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Speaker 1: you know, manageable, because frankly, a sixty footers a bit
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Speaker 1: bit outland, is it is?
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Speaker 2: I mean you could it would be the size of
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Speaker 2: the water tower.
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Speaker 1: Goodness? Okay.
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Speaker 2: According to the Guinness World Records, the world's tallest Santa
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Speaker 2: Claus statue is in Brazil eighty eight point six feet tall.
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Speaker 1: Dang it. Okay, so we're gonna have to go for
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Speaker 1: one hundred. That's a ten story building.
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Speaker 2: That's gonna hundred foot Santa Claus. And I've said this before,
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Speaker 2: and all I want is just some credit for the
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Speaker 2: idea and maybe a little a little naming right to
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Speaker 2: one of the elements. I want Santa's Wonderland to open,
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Speaker 2: Santa's water Park. Oh, I've said it, Santa's water Park.
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Speaker 2: You have tourism coming in July. Yeah, you do Christmas
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Speaker 2: in July, and and you have the water park thing.
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Speaker 2: I think they've got the land.
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Speaker 1: You just do the theme. Yeah, the theme is Christmas.
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Speaker 2: It's Christmas Christmas in July. It's a water park with
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Speaker 2: the water park. And all I want, aside from being
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Speaker 2: given credit for the idea, is I want one water
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Speaker 2: slide that is Willy's water slide. And you can even
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Speaker 2: brand it with Willie Nelson because he's more popular than
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Speaker 2: I am.
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Speaker 1: important thing. What do you do for the what do
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Speaker 1: you do for the music? Is it Christmas music? Of course?
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Speaker 1: Like so you're sitting here just like in the this
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Speaker 1: is this would work?
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Speaker 2: Slash back to National Lampoons.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, just does he slide down the water slides?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a million songs you could play, But think
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Speaker 1: which is in some town in Minnesota, very small town.
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Speaker 1: It's sixty feet and change.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, sixty five and a half plus speed.
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Speaker 1: Which is basically again plus or minus five or ten
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Speaker 1: feet the size of Big Sam out on on forty
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Speaker 1: five Sam Houston. If you've seen that thing as a monster,
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Speaker 1: it's a monster of a nutcracker. What would our world's
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Speaker 1: world's largest.
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Speaker 2: Be Adam says, the world's largest football not bad, not bad.
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Speaker 1: I could I could see that being an easy one.
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Speaker 1: could the world's largest football possibly be?
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Speaker 2: Chris said, the world's largest enclosed football stadium, Kyle Field,
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Speaker 2: the retractable room.
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Speaker 1: supposed to keep a safe.
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Speaker 2: Sarcophagus, the sarcophagus, that's right. We may want to call
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Speaker 2: it something.
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Speaker 1: But just make a make a giant rectangle that goes
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Speaker 1: over Kyle Field, and then it is a yeah, it's
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Speaker 1: the eighth wonder. Now it's the ninth wonder of the world.
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Speaker 3: Y'all.
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Speaker 1: It's a big deal. Uh Sally along the line of
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Speaker 1: what Adam said, says in honor of the National Championship
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Speaker 1: volleyball team, which massive deal for Texas and University, which
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Speaker 1: build the world's largest volleyball I like that and big
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Speaker 1: kind of like kind of like epcots, perhaps maybe that
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Speaker 1: size of a ball.
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Speaker 2: And I think you could combine it, right, you know,
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Speaker 2: as soon as the Aggie football team Wincinnati, we can
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Speaker 2: put a football out there.
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Speaker 1: Whenever you win one. It's the world's largest, world's largest
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Speaker 1: of that you just keep adding to hack him on
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Speaker 1: as we go, and and yeah, then it's see then
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Speaker 1: purpose of this, toilet shoes.
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's not their official name.
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Speaker 1: The official name. These are toilet shoes. These are essentially
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Speaker 1: the squatty potty if they were shoes. Yeah, they're there.
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Speaker 2: Apparently they resemble platforms like you know platform shoes, and
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Speaker 2: essentially what they are designed to do is to place
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Speaker 2: your body in a more uh say.
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Speaker 1: A meaniable is it is?
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Speaker 2: Well, I think a more efficient position.
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Speaker 1: Right to do what you do, what you came here
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Speaker 2: And there's a lot of places, like I had a
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Speaker 2: even a lot of places in the rural areas don't
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Speaker 2: have toilets. So you're automatically in that position.
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Speaker 1: We forget that. Yes, the toilet is not a universal thing.
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Speaker 2: No, it's crazy that in our country you can go
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Speaker 1: They have like that are in that that are what's
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Speaker 2: But days days that's not.
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Speaker 1: That's not how it necessarily is. So we might have
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Speaker 1: And they say that this.
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Speaker 1: Right. They sold out of these things. They sold out, ok,
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Speaker 2: Get some seventy bucks? I have it right here in
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Speaker 1: I don't even think you could walk in these.
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Speaker 2: I don't know that I could. I've just they look
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Speaker 2: like nineteen seventies disco pumps.
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Speaker 1: I think the idea is they are for people who
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Speaker 1: have a squatty potty? Have you ever had one of these?
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Speaker 2: I mean I may have had something that resembled that
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Speaker 2: for a kid.
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Speaker 1: Someone had gifted me one and it still remains in
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Speaker 2: You having a like an adult version of the squatty potties?
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Speaker 1: it wasn't a gag gift. They were they were genuinely.
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Speaker 1: They were genuine like, hey, this will change your life.
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Speaker 1: But it's just not very ergonomically attractive.
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Speaker 2: So that's essentially like a little foot rip.
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Speaker 1: It's a little footrest, a little bench that you use,
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Speaker 1: but it doesn't it doesn't look cool.
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Speaker 2: The I don't know that they've got one here. They've
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Speaker 2: got one here with eyeballs on it.
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Speaker 1: That's wait, they have they improved the squatty potty.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that one's twenty twenty dollars at Walmart. Let me
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Speaker 2: You can you can get you can get this.
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Speaker 1: That's what. What is that?
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Speaker 2: It's got a little eyes on it and the feet
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Speaker 2: our feet, Like why.
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Speaker 1: Okay?
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Speaker 2: I like the squatty potty, even in its industrial look
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Speaker 2: better than than these toilet shoes are.
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Speaker 1: A foot tall? Like what on?
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Speaker 2: Here's what that's like ergonomically designed and it and it
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Speaker 2: it matches the toilet. Yeah, like they're just so they're coming,
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Speaker 1: Oh that's good, that's natural.
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Speaker 20: Feel like the team did really well, had a good
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Speaker 2: No, I mean it's a big boy, big, it's gonna
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Speaker 2: We would have been surprised you would.
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Speaker 1: Open your door and look down.
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Speaker 25: You live in Florida, there should be no surprise whatsoever
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Speaker 25: for whatever you see that a gator should be very
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Speaker 25: high on the list of yeah, we're gonna see that.
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Speaker 1: Gator is every day. A Boa constrictor is every day
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Speaker 1: I wanna falling out of a tree and hitting your car.
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Speaker 2: During a cold snap every day, every day. You know,
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Speaker 2: Florida man doing Florida Man things day.
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Speaker 26: Florida Man, A random straight chip happens in Florida. Tiger
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Speaker 26: invasion in Florida, like you just yeah, don't, don't.
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Speaker 2: Marshall Marshall's on Friday, Marshall Texas and that lady skip
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Speaker 2: gator wrestling class in Florida kindergarten.
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Speaker 1: I thought they taught that exactly, problem, Mars.
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Speaker 2: It's probably one of the many people that have moved
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Speaker 2: into Florida from out of state.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's how you know a trend. We know
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Speaker 1: our transplants because they can't.
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Speaker 2: Drive and they can't cook a steak.
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Speaker 1: They yeah, exactly. But if you can't, if you can't
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Speaker 1: take care of a seven and a half a seven
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Speaker 1: and a half footer, that's a starter gate.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean they make them smaller than that.
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Speaker 1: But baby, yeah, oh that's right. Get ready. It is
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Speaker 1: Thursday morning, and there's a lot of things we do
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Speaker 1: on Thursday mornings here on the Info Maniacs, and some
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Speaker 1: of them are great. This is one of those things.
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Speaker 1: Because it's time for this week's edition of Jokes with
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Speaker 1: Will so Tucker.
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Speaker 2: What do you call a pirate wearing a sombrero?
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Speaker 1: What do we call a pirate word sombrero?
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Speaker 2: See signor.
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Speaker 6: So?
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Speaker 1: Okay, I want to let that one. That might be
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Speaker 1: one of my favorites that you have done. So thank you,
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Speaker 1: thank period. That's that is an outstanding.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make a I'm gonna go to the bullpen,
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Speaker 2: gonna go to the pullpen because we were talking about
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Speaker 2: the gator. And this is somewhat relevant because we know
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Speaker 2: that many times pirates lost their hands due to crocodiles, yes,
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Speaker 2: or other things. Yes, So where do pirates get their hooks?
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Speaker 1: Where do pirates get their hooks?
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Speaker 2: Second hand stores?
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Speaker 1: It's not it's it's not a sea signor but still
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Speaker 1: very good, still very good.
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Speaker 2: So why do fireflies only make their backsides glow?
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Speaker 1: That's a great question. That's a great question.
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Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a scientist. The explanation where we get
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Speaker 2: mine is otherwise they would be lightheading. And I'll give
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Speaker 2: you I'll give you one more here. Okay, Yeah, what
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Speaker 2: do you call a scientist who studies carbonation?
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Speaker 1: Oh, callion, what do you call a scientist.
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Speaker 2: That studies carbonation? That scientist is a physicist.
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Speaker 1: I thought, I thought that's where you were going. I
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Speaker 1: thought that's where you were going. And uh, you delivered
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Speaker 2: Options when the laggi football comes around. Exact jokes with Will.
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Speaker 1: I'm not saying. I'm not saying, do it, and the
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Speaker 1: lead into textas weekend obviously weekend or maybe so who knows?
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean we will because we'll have a Thursday
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Speaker 2: and we'll have jokes with Will. That's right, I'll try
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Speaker 2: to come up with a theme for that one.
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