Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #366 We Don't PIMP the Same with Rock Samson
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- 1:30and my love but up and welcome back to another episode of We Don't Smoke
- 1:36the Same podcast. Thank you so much for tuning in. Sorry for the
- 1:40whole not having a pre show. What is it? Earlier? It was
- 1:44a rain apparently overnight the middle of summer, and uh, you know,
- 1:49we got a leak in here, so I had it clean up a little
- 1:52bit. But nonetheless we all made it. Xavier made it on time?
- 1:56What's up? XG on time? Dog? What's up? What's up?
- 1:59I'm happy it's some good atter day. You always say that for every podcast,
- 2:01brocause I'm happy to be here, dog, I want to be They're
- 2:06smoking and be real studio let basically I got rock. Let me let me
- 2:08tell you. Let me tell you. The Exaviers, the Xavier's intros to
- 2:13every other podcast, The Sam tripley is, I'm here to rocking web walls.
- 2:17I'm here to rock dog at least say it like I said. No,
- 2:22you say it whack, you say it wack. Sometimes I've said it
- 2:24whack. I have said it whack. And then for George Barrans is always
- 2:28like what up, I'm excited to be here, but for us it's I'm
- 2:30happy to be here. Oh I am happy to be here. I'm not
- 2:32excited. We don't have a special guest. What's the earliest podcast? You
- 2:36do? This one? Right? This one? Yeah, yeah, dude,
- 2:38I'm up early. I'm like like high school times. Like I never
- 2:42thought I'd have to wake up the earl. My goal was to never wake
- 2:44up at seven, and here I am waking up at seven and ship gentlemen.
- 2:47I don't mean to interrupt, but today is our channel's birthday too.
- 2:52Hey yea every birthday and welcome back Rock Sampson. How y'all. How that's
- 3:00I'm glad to be here on Yell's birthday. That's cute. I don't have
- 3:04that channel been there. I don't know. I'm a check. Yeah,
- 3:07I still hope for the day we're gonna get a YouTube plaque. Dude,
- 3:12I mean race Center, just buy one. I don't think anyone's selling their
- 3:16dog. It's like you can check monamental to you when you get one hundred
- 3:21describers, you don't you put it on the wall. So but we know
- 3:23we're worth that, so you know, we just we just take it from
- 3:25somebody. So I read that thing that I showed you. Guys. It's
- 3:30not gonna work out at least for you know, for money it does.
- 3:34It has nothing to do a monetization. It's just a comeback. Yeah,
- 3:38I'm cool with that. So maybe you want to talk to Sammy. I
- 3:42don't know, just to come back. Yeah, oh yeah, that's right.
- 3:45Sammy says he has some money that can fix it. I don't know.
- 3:47I'll see. I'm gonna I'm gonna figure that deal out. But if
- 3:51we can't get it back, I was gonna say, why don't you upload
- 3:53that video of it like Psycho less one. Yeah, that's a big one,
- 4:00so we need to have that on YouTube. We'll only got okay,
- 4:01well we'll talk about later. That would be cool. So and also running
- 4:04the boards is Ray. What's up? Ray? Good morning, y'all.
- 4:09What's up. I'm excited. I'm excited for tomorrow. I hope Messie wins
- 4:15or loses. I don't care to be honest, but I hope they'll be
- 4:17loses, though, Like you should not win in LA straight up fuck him
- 4:21soccer wise, honestly, man, it's gonna be a tough game, dog,
- 4:28I really like, like mixed feelings. Yeah, like I love my
- 4:32team, but I feel like it's gonna be a tough game. But I
- 4:36am placing a huge bet for like, you know that hopefully we win one
- 4:41zero. I mean that would be really tight. Obviously you want them to
- 4:44win, but it is one of those it seems like a game where no
- 4:46matter what the outcome is, like you're just happy to be there. I
- 4:49mean, you guys, I've never been to a super Bowl. I've never
- 4:53been to anything of a finals to any actual major sport. We have Oh
- 4:57wait, yeah yeah I have. I've been to the m foret you get
- 4:59cool cocaine your last time there? Yeah? So that like, I've never
- 5:01been to anything like on that levels except recently, like the MLS. So
- 5:06the MLS Finals. But this is like to see like somebody where it's like,
- 5:10I guess in the era is considered the best. I never saw Kobe
- 5:13yeah right, yeah, like and that, and you know seeing him play.
- 5:15I bet like, even if you don't like basketball, you're like,
- 5:17damn, that's Kobe Bryant. Or like for foods, they saw Michael Jordan.
- 5:20It's history. It's it's one of those. It's like, even if
- 5:24you're not a fan, just knowing that you're witnessing history is always in itself
- 5:28inspiring. Okay, So not so disagree with these because I do want LAFC
- 5:32to win, But if you're going to be at that game, you loki
- 5:34want Messy to score down. You want If you don't, it's not gonna
- 5:42sell the ticket. I kind as much as that messy hater I want,
- 5:45I'd want to. I want it to be There's a lot of people that
- 5:46are flying out hoping that just like I saw comments like we're flying in from
- 5:50Hawai, we're doing this. I'm like food, you guys should be rebuilding
- 5:54Hawaii, not flying you know what I mean, Like like food, like
- 6:00y'all got bigger issues, then the fucking come see Messy over here. You
- 6:03know, start a soccer team in Hawaiian wait till Messy goes over. They
- 6:06are right, but I'm just like, the Hawaiians don't play soccer, dude,
- 6:10Come on, I bet they're probably Yeah, that's true, maybe the
- 6:13big they'd be the biggest fucking soccer team of all time. Yeah, they
- 6:16would just do rugby. But all I'm saying, man, is there.
- 6:19I saw the comments of people find out and I know all those people are
- 6:23coming to see MESSI, but those people were getting those seats and they don't
- 6:26know what the deal is. Bro. I feel like there's gonna be a
- 6:28lot of fights tomorrow. Oh I didn't think. No, I'm gonna charge
- 6:32my camera. People are people are buying support. They're buying the cheapest ticket,
- 6:38which is a support ticket. But you don't understand that you can't wear
- 6:40Messy Barcelona or Argentina jerseys there. It's only one hundred percent laf names and
- 6:47colors. You. I hope y'all fucking which is Marika. I know out
- 6:56of all games like tomorrow, if they tell them once and the person doesn't
- 7:00move, this one's are gonna be ready with that, Like whoa we told
- 7:03you fuck you. So I'm gonna get that footage like and hopefully I get
- 7:08almost one hundred thousand music again. Hey, I'm almost a ten thousand dogs?
- 7:12Which one on my fucking Instagram page. This is the fourth fucking page.
- 7:15I fucking that built cloth. I'm like, you're like less than like
- 7:18sixty away I saw the other day. I think I'm like, let's than
- 7:21twenty. Promote you when you were like at twenty. Oh yeah, if
- 7:24you're at twenty, I'll help you all. I know some people should follow
- 7:27you. That's close ten I'm in. I'm in nine hundred and eighty five.
- 7:30Come on, my guys, make it happen here. Go get your
- 7:32girlfriend's Instagram. Go get your thousand Instagram. Your sisters probably asleep, Go
- 7:38get her Instagram. Scrapped his own flavor. It's gonna be ten k.
- 7:41Please. If he doesn't get to ten k by the end of the day,
- 7:43he's gonna kill himself. I mean, okay, you're gonna have people.
- 7:46You're gonna have people. You're I'm thinking about him subscribe. Now we're
- 7:51gonna get fucking demonetized because because a white guy said it, it's serious.
- 7:57Oh no, whenever they talk about it, DAMMI zone, So you've technically
- 8:03hit ten over my fucking pages drown like all the pages I've had, bro,
- 8:09I should have been in like one hundred and twenty thousand followers all together.
- 8:13That's true, dog, I've seen the growth it should be. Like
- 8:16my biggest page was almost like it's sixty thousand followers, and that was the
- 8:20OG one and that one. I don't know. I kind of know why,
- 8:22but I don't know why you want to talk about it here, But
- 8:26I know what I just menu was on there. It wasn't even a secret
- 8:30at that moment, was secret like a secret, the secret. And then
- 8:35I just remember like like they told me that like we like no matter even
- 8:39if like we do the warning thing, like we cannot reinstate this. We
- 8:41canceled this name. That's why the flame was. It was Flavors by easing
- 8:45one, s you cannot register that name no more because I just just flavors
- 8:48by the only reason I put another one as oh, I thought you said
- 8:52a number one, and then then s yeah I was double cheeseburger. Yeah,
- 8:56dude, you want to give these the web back. I know,
- 9:01I know that I would have been doing fucking good on that page, because
- 9:05you know how some people will follow you if like, let's just say,
- 9:07like Rihanna likes your post or something like that. So I was getting likes
- 9:09from George Lopez, from like other fucking like good celebrities. I'm like,
- 9:13hey, yeahs are seeing my page. I wasn't their algorithm, the system
- 9:18down was liking my ship. I was like going, like shovel would like
- 9:20it, and then they ended up on their algorithm. I was like,
- 9:22yeah, it's coool, Like I mean the other day chingle Blink liked one
- 9:26of my ship and who gives a fuck, but it was cool. I
- 9:28looked at it and I was like, yeah, out of all the other
- 9:31people that like, no, I didn't give about only but his. And
- 9:33I was like dope. People said, what is it? Like? I
- 9:37blame Kira for sure. He had a lot to do with it. Yeah,
- 9:39I'm pretty sure he probably got my page reported. You know what I
- 9:43mean? I think it seems like a friend does not do that. I
- 9:48don't know. I'm not gonna comment on friends. Yeah, but what's been
- 9:52going on with you? Rock? Shit? Sorry? Why do you are
- 9:54you? Are you so tired? You've been playing dress up a lot.
- 9:58No, I didn't play dress up this week, but no, we did
- 10:01a drinking and driving party last night. Drinking is that a real theme?
- 10:05Yeah, you play Mario Kart, okay? Yeah yeah, yeah, oh
- 10:09no yeah, not actual drinking and driving. I was like, are you
- 10:11okay to like, I'm really mad at my dad. I'm just acting out.
- 10:16So what's drinking? Like, there's drinking and driving. This is a
- 10:20game. Yeah, So what you do is you get Mario Kart. We
- 10:22were doing it on the sixty four. It wasn't Switch, it was sixty
- 10:26four on the Switch. We tried to hook up the sixty four but the
- 10:28TV was too modern but yeah, they didn't have the need to get it
- 10:35like an adapter to like a TV. That was like it can't be in
- 10:37in the flat ones. Yeah, yeah exactly. So so we we played
- 10:41on the switch, but we did the N sixty four emulator and the premises
- 10:46you have to drink your entire drink before you finish the race, but you
- 10:50cannot drive while you drink. You have to come to a complete stop and
- 10:56so like one of the rules that we instated because if you just when when
- 11:00we first played this game, like years ago, people would just throw their
- 11:03fucking drink back at the start and then take off, and it was like
- 11:05a normal race. It wasn't the same high stakes. Just through the fucking
- 11:09drink faster. It's no strategy. So now the rules that we implemented is
- 11:13you have to get through your first lap and then within those last two laps
- 11:18you have to finish your drink. And we were putting down like full lass
- 11:22like like cans, like cracking them open for the start and putting it down
- 11:26by the end of it. Dude, I remember my fucking I was bloated
- 11:30as shit after two races. But it's fun. Man. I got drunk
- 11:33as shit. So I'm a little a little hungover today, but we're here.
- 11:39I'm happy to be here, and it's I mean, I remember how
- 11:43fun Mario Party was. I can't. I haven't played Mario Party as an
- 11:45adult. Would drinks involved, that'd be fun. I can't remember the last
- 11:48time I played Mario Party. It's not fun or more. It was fun
- 11:50right as a kid. I remember it was four controllers, and you're like,
- 11:54it's not the same, dud. Even have a new Mario Party on
- 11:56the switch that oh, still it still exists. I just ever played it
- 12:00because I was always either wanting to play like actual Mario or Mario Kart or
- 12:03Super Smash. I remember seeing Mario Party and being like, I don't feel
- 12:07like playing a fucking board game on my Nintendo. Mario Party, yeah,
- 12:11for some reason. I mean, me and my cousin were very competitive,
- 12:13so it was not even about playing the video game. It was like I'm
- 12:16better than you. Oh see, that's what you guys had going. Very
- 12:18competitive. Yeah, so it was Mario Party and it was a big It
- 12:22was like, I don't know a party. Well, there was like eight
- 12:24people there, so you had to be If you lost, you lost the
- 12:26control, do you know what I mean? It was very like all many
- 12:28kids were there, well Mexicans and they and they left. They gave us
- 12:35the garage, like that's you guys. Yeah, because they didn't want you
- 12:37guys are in the house. Yeah exactly, the don't want to running around
- 12:39the house. They just gave us the garage. Put blankets and pillows all
- 12:41over the garage. We slept in the garage and god damn ghetto ghetto.
- 12:46Yeah, it's going to garage to garge, going to garage. We'd go
- 12:50in there just to get pop schools or like hey, so and so got
- 12:52hurt, and then parents would come out and be like, all right,
- 12:54you guys, come down and then go in the garage. Honestly, I
- 12:58respect throwing kids in the garage the best better. I mean, that's what
- 13:03I would do. If five kids, I'd be like, yeah, just
- 13:05get the Yeah, yeah that's true, dude, I'm not I'm not gonna
- 13:09lie, like if I have a garage, kids going bam bam, getting
- 13:13the garage bam. That's usually what you do to a dog. Yeah,
- 13:16kid, dog, what's the dog went in there too? On trip?
- 13:20The dogs in the garage too? What's that? Hey? What about that
- 13:30question? Oh Jesus Christ? Oh yeah, all right, all right,
- 13:33Rock goes first since he's white. Yeah, sitting in the hot seat,
- 13:37all right. Ray asked the question, Yeah, ask a question, ask
- 13:41a question for one for twenty four hours. Would you rather what would you
- 13:48want to do live the life as a black person, an African American to
- 13:54be politically correct, or a woman? I think I'd rather do a black
- 13:58person because I'm already pretty in tune with my femininity, so you know,
- 14:05I mean, like having obviously a vagina, versus the dick would be neat.
- 14:07I was about to ask what size of that dick. That's not why
- 14:13I would want to be black, because I'm a black lane that shit down
- 14:16everywhere. I mean, twenty four hours. Try to bone as a black
- 14:22dude, oh easy. I mean yeah, if I got a BBC,
- 14:24I just walk around with it. I mean if yeah, if I had
- 14:26that, I'd be like, all right, tight, we're gonna use this.
- 14:28But that's not where my body's got to remember too. Police. I
- 14:31was gonna say, I want to if if I was gonna do it,
- 14:35I would want to do it to learn more about something. I don't have
- 14:39a firm understanding. I have a feeling like if I have will Rock just
- 14:41wants to say the N word, just put it out the rock side,
- 14:46dude, no respectfully, I would probably that'd be definitely one of the things
- 14:48I would do. It's like that episode of It's Always Sunny where they all
- 14:54get racially swapped. Do you remember that episode? I'm going to say the
- 14:56N word, like I I don't like, if you like, if you
- 15:01were a black guy, like I would do like black guy stuff like start
- 15:03playing basketball. I'd be like, if you're not gonna go and be able.
- 15:07I'm going to pick up game, but I'm already not to. Also,
- 15:09yeah, let's give it a shot. You're gonna going to pick up
- 15:11game, put some yeah game game like you at least gotta be significantly better.
- 15:18Crazy crazy. I think I would try different things. I definitely I
- 15:22would be like, you know, start scamming people. God damn it got
- 15:28to dance because I can't dance. I'm too stiff. Rocks like for sure,
- 15:37trying some lean. I've already had lean. But you just look you
- 15:41look wait, you look tougher. You were like black. I would you
- 15:46know what? You can go to soufu spot and then won't treat you different.
- 15:50There's that, there's that. Yeah, it's funny because like, since
- 15:54Rock has long hair, he'd be like a black guy with conros. I
- 15:58would love somebody the chair room said. I would run in the ball and
- 16:00steel jewelry. Fucking oh my god, hinged this fuck Jesus Christ. See
- 16:11that's why this question was a good I knew people were gonna get real rong,
- 16:14I would I would knew people were gonna get racist. I didn't think
- 16:18that was gonna happen. I didn't thing like, are you going female?
- 16:25Man, that's hard, dude, Well you got titties hours you've never I
- 16:27already got tis, but like like you got that's right, that's right,
- 16:37right. Never said we were gonna be a hot chick or a fact true
- 16:40touche, that's right. I kept. Okay, think about it, like
- 16:42to pick that you're just kind of rocks like rock to black. Did he'd
- 16:45probably be like a Brian eighty black dude because he's white guy already. No,
- 16:48because that's not that defeats the purpose of the chair. It's it's like
- 16:52he says, it's a it's a roll of the night. I could be
- 16:57you know I'm gonna be. You can be odb oh my god. If
- 17:02you get to be famous black people, that'd be even better. Holy shit,
- 17:06I'm taking OJE special day of four. I just want to see what
- 17:15it's like to kill somebody. That's when you are. Know, if I'm
- 17:18gonna be a female, I'm gonna be like pervious. Fuck. Okay,
- 17:19so you're going female. I'm not saying I am, but if I am,
- 17:22you would get a train rein on you for sure. No, that's
- 17:26not kind of gay, like I don't want to dig in my mouth.
- 17:27I'm just a you're a female, do that, But I don't can choose
- 17:33not to get I can choose not. Yeah, he said, what would
- 17:36I do? I would go to the girl's gym locker room, you know,
- 17:40hang out for a little bit. You're not gonna get a boner,
- 17:41and your hormones are gonna be different. You're gonna have the same brain,
- 17:45but you're gonna start crying at the different hormones. Hear myself to females,
- 17:48that's fine, you're gonna start crying for everything. Here myself to females.
- 17:52No, but you're not gonna there's You're not guaranteed to just have your same
- 17:56sexual attraction and an orientation if you if my brain, if my brain is
- 18:00stilling that female's body, I'm gonna go into a female locker room and be
- 18:03like those they're probably I would tell a girl do some good boots. No,
- 18:07No, nobody's coming from a girl, and they would think it's just
- 18:08very nice. First and foremost. Everybody loves titties, so that's out of
- 18:12the equation. I'm sure there's some lesbian dude. Lesbians got chopped tits off,
- 18:18don't like it. It's probably because they have cancer. Yeah, no,
- 18:21there's some lesbian Like fucking who's that chick from the Juno? She just
- 18:23don't like it. She chopped her, she had a transformation, she had
- 18:26an entire transition. You don't like tits? You tell me she likes tits?
- 18:30What? Probably he's a man now, dude. Yeah, it's confusing.
- 18:33It's confusing, confusing. You made it confusing. What are we gonna
- 18:37say, ray? Oh yeah, find out a Elliott Pages with a man
- 18:41or a woman or a trans Yeah. But I mean at the end of
- 18:44the day, going women. He's going women because he thinks he can go
- 18:48fucking jerk off and a fucking jim block like it. Definitely go in there
- 18:51and look at naked females, bro, you think Also, okay, tell
- 18:55me this. You ever been to the fucking gym and you're in the male
- 18:56locker room and you're just staring at everybody's fucking I also know the fucking don't
- 19:02I would go to the rock pick black person so he can have adversity in
- 19:04his life. To fuck you, I don't know what I've been through.
- 19:10You don't know what I've been through. Elia Page is going out with a
- 19:15woman name don't like. No, they are with because they have a female
- 19:23brain like you don't have. You're not thinking like a guy. You're not
- 19:26gonna be exavior in a woman's body. It's not as Also, Also,
- 19:30if you're playing like some extreme switch up like me going from like a white
- 19:36guy to like a super black guy, you being a very hetero male but
- 19:41probably come out as a very hetero female, which means you'd probably be fucking
- 19:45crazy. Yeah, it's like the dumb scenarios. I still love how you
- 19:48say, like, like we keep adding to this lame hescenary that's never gonna
- 19:52happen. Oh, it's gonna happen now. Now we're gonna make you And
- 19:56I like if I if I had, if like I don't know, I'm
- 19:57probably gonna go I'm probably gonna choose to be a black person because I'd probably
- 20:00look like ice Cube if I was black, you'd just be on the Hollywood
- 20:03full of ars. Like I'd probably like you know, already don't like black
- 20:08already are you gonna say? What are you gonna say? I don't like
- 20:15fucking cops not liking me, So why would I start with the cops don't
- 20:22like Mexicans. They barely like Mexicans, So why would I want to be
- 20:25a black guy so they like me more, they like me less, That's
- 20:30what I'm saying. I don't know, man, like a female, you
- 20:33guys get treated differently by the cops depending on the shade of tone they are.
- 20:37Bro like I feel, I feel like a guy that's like Brian eighty
- 20:41tone gets like not pulled over as much as like somebody who's like Acon Acon
- 20:45like tone. If I had to be honest statistically, it's a true thing.
- 20:48It's like it's like, you know how, like they have pretty privilege.
- 20:51That's a real thing. Well, it's like back in the day,
- 20:53my old boss. We're not gonna say her name, but I was like
- 20:56trying to help a homie get a job, and like I showed a picture
- 21:00like it's my friend David. She goes he's black and I was like,
- 21:03yeah, is that a problem and she was like yeah. I was like,
- 21:07what the fuck? Will you have a crush on the homie? It
- 21:08plays Jake from Stay Farm At this point he was just Keviny wasn't Jake,
- 21:11but like you gotta you think he's hot. What the fuck is that difference.
- 21:15She's like, well, he's light skinning, that's different. You can't
- 21:18trust the dark ones like that Malcolm in the Middle episode with the grandma and
- 21:22they want to get rid of her. Do you remember that episode? Did
- 21:25you ever Seelco in the Middle Ray? Do you remember this episode where the
- 21:29Malcolm this is the most racist shit and Malcolm in the Middle O. The
- 21:33grandma is staying over the mean as Russian bitch and she she's like looting off
- 21:37of them or like fucking like just taking advantage of the house and staying in
- 21:40there. And they just had the brand new baby, so they're like trying
- 21:42to get rid of her. And then Louis is like she noticed that she
- 21:47gets uncomfortable when the black neighbor comes out. Oh yeah, So they fucking
- 21:51get all the black neighbors to come out, and he's like when they one
- 21:53of them comes in, oh, I let myself in, Louis with the
- 21:56house key you gave me. And then they're like they're around the table and
- 22:00she's like, ohh she fucking runs out of the table. B It is
- 22:04a crazy Malcolm in the Middle episode. Those guys are so fucking nice,
- 22:08dude, they're like the dudes who did that song with Bruno Mars. Yeah,
- 22:12we're so nice and wholesome. That ship was crazy, Exaber, you
- 22:17need to clear some things up. Bro. It sounded like you said you
- 22:18don't like black people really like Pete. Some people are fucking like I would
- 22:25like to know, do you have a problem with black people? Okay?
- 22:27Cool? I just wanted to ask you straight up what happened to the flag?
- 22:30I mean, how we had a black eye guest, get several like
- 22:36I had a problem. No, it's just you know, Pete, I
- 22:38just don't want people to change around. How were black eyes jerseys on me
- 22:41all the time? We've had one black guy the jerseys I own it,
- 22:45or a black guy behind them. Kobe, Holy shit, that a lot.
- 22:49So the only like famous black people like famous? Yeah, so I
- 22:56said, guess that's why I said, guess we have at random one?
- 23:04Oh my god. Yeah, y'all were worried about me demonetized. God damn
- 23:11it. Somebody said X she said, fucking I'm taking We don't work the
- 23:15same down with me. Yeah, he would never say this. On Sam
- 23:18Tripley's podcast, Beati says a lot of weird I know, he does,
- 23:23he does, he does. Yeah, what happened to that, to that
- 23:26black reveren A Bishop Larry Gators that I don't know what happened to him.
- 23:32He just called us non Christians. I don't He said that we're the devils,
- 23:36that we're demons, and like we're like you Christians, not that we're
- 23:38Christian, but he just says that we're like not the we're like he was
- 23:41basically calling us part of like Pagans, we are secular pagan. Yeah,
- 23:47he was calling us, like, man, what's the matter pagan and Luciferians.
- 23:51He's called Luciferians and Jewic Shill said this what they gas Jews they've called
- 23:59sam and show. Okay, this person obviously just got anger problems and yeah
- 24:03problems just like not a good thing about Jewish people. I know, but
- 24:08what does it mean? It is it like I kind of feel like if
- 24:14it isn't like saying the N word, no, but we wouldn't go.
- 24:18K word is a lot like the N word. I would say, don't
- 24:22say it. I don't even know the K word. I wish I did
- 24:25right now. For yeah, you know what counts muted? You just get
- 24:33the collective. Oh yeah, yeah, that one. Oh damn, I'm
- 24:37talking about chink. But that's not what Jesus Christ. What come on,
- 24:42man, like, jeez, well we're not can't even I didn't know that.
- 24:45No, you're not even supposed to just say I didn't even know.
- 24:48I think like every I think every race has like the word. We're not
- 24:52about the back too, I don't think. I don't think it's like I
- 24:55don't know if we all have one, that's what that's the one. I
- 24:56think for Latinos, it's like a I don't think there's thing that actually makes
- 25:00you. I don't think none of those make us angry. They don't.
- 25:03They shouldn't. Okay, I'm not saying I'm not saying. I'm not saying,
- 25:06like, okay, so somebody called me that, I don't think I
- 25:07get as angry as like somebody calling a black guy any word. Yeah.
- 25:11Well, also it's got to be the connotation. Man. Just imagine if
- 25:14like like some white dude in the business suit and some shit was just like
- 25:18laying into you saying a bunch of racist ships like you fucking spit. Yeah,
- 25:21You're like, okay, that ye doesn't usually get under my skin,
- 25:23but like, fuck this guy. Yeah, yeah, and I know,
- 25:26yeah, I know. But that's the thing. If that's the thing is
- 25:30you know you you know what word to say to get under their skin.
- 25:33To us, there's no word. That's the thing. You like, you
- 25:36you give these white people that word that when they want to say, when
- 25:38you piss them off enough, they can say that's the problem. You can
- 25:41say web back and I'm not gonna care it anymore. Some Mexicans will fight
- 25:45you. Yeah there is. I don't think there is is. These fools
- 25:48are prideful. Yeah, let's call them. Just call them crackers and get
- 25:51as mad as they made. That's the best. That's the best thing with
- 25:55white people. There's nothing pisses in mind. No, no, no,
- 25:56no, no, no, got it. Got word. Ask ask a
- 26:00white guy, Ask a white guy, Well, where does that racist?
- 26:07Unless you are racist? Then you're like, yeah, you just don't want
- 26:08to be associated. That's like somebody calling you, like, we know how
- 26:11you get mad with somebody's like stop calling me that. Yeah, that's that's
- 26:15like their shit. Yeah no, no racist. That's the one thing that
- 26:19you can call a white person that'll make them uncomfortable and pissed. Straighten up,
- 26:25all of a sudden, don't just get really upset and uncomfortable. Yeah,
- 26:27because it's like, yeah, you can't call him honky, you can't
- 26:30call him cracker. They don't care. If I really wanted to defend of
- 26:33white person, I just call him a Nazi. Say that kind of falls
- 26:37unto the racist thing. Yeah, like like like that even even at this
- 26:41point, I mean, you gotta like think about who you're calling that though,
- 26:44Like no, if it's like a racist scenario where I'm just like,
- 26:45all right, dude, you fucking you can't at me, Dude, now
- 26:48I'm gonna Yeah, but now you guys are making the word Nazi not what
- 26:51it should be. Nazi mean someone that kills people in a concentration camp.
- 26:55You call someone that just fucking And there's a little bit more to that movie.
- 26:59It's a vault, but then it's a whole movement. No, no,
- 27:02no, no no. But now you're not Now you're dude, Now
- 27:03you're like not giving power to what a Nazi was a piece of shit human
- 27:07being that you don't want to get power to them. Yeah, but now
- 27:10now that's someone just a caring's a Nazi. That's not a Nazi, that's
- 27:14just a fucking piece of shit human being. Oh that's like our first world
- 27:17problem terms and ship. Yeah right. I just don't think everyone's a Nazi,
- 27:21because a Nazi sound just like the people that are arguing for pronouns I'm
- 27:23not. I'm just thinking have some value at least. But this is more
- 27:27like the people that are complaining about calling somebody homeless or calling them they're unhoused,
- 27:34and like you just call them bums, but you'd be calling in humanity's
- 27:40people likes mean, be like yalls. I mean, I will say that
- 27:47one is one that I'm like, I always try to be receptive and accept
- 27:51that I'm not going to understand everything, so I try to just be respectful
- 27:55and carry on. But the homeless thing, though, I'm definitely that's one
- 27:57where I'm like, you know, I can call him transients. I don't
- 28:00mind that, Like I don't mind trying to be a little bit more like
- 28:03PC about it, but like sucking transplants, but calling them fucking like unhoused
- 28:07instead of homeless. It's the same amount of house. They're gonna be bums
- 28:11to me, and they're gonna be bumps to my kids because I'm be like,
- 28:15yeah, that's a bum right, It was like, I mean,
- 28:17it's like I worked on skid road for two years, man, and I've
- 28:18got around the bums. Yeah, I've got a lot of like empathy and
- 28:22stuff like that. But I found my like boundaries working listening to Phil Collins
- 28:26everyboarding no fuck no, like everybody there. She stood in the Doway.
- 28:34What that sounds deep? Huh? Effects were paradise. That sounds crazy.
- 28:45IM speaking of paradise alright, Pee Jimmy Buffett, Oh yeah, yeah,
- 28:49he died. Margarita wasted away. Get Margarita. You gotta give it up
- 28:56to that guy. He lived his best life the entire time here. It's
- 29:00famous for just dressing and living on the beach and opened a bunch of fucking
- 29:03restaurants and saying shitty music about getting I'm gonna go to Margarita. He's one
- 29:11of the white people's best people. Give him to give him a little bit
- 29:12more credit, dude. Margaritaville. It's amazing. And when you go to
- 29:17Vegas, you always gotta start by Margarity. You don't you stop by it,
- 29:19because I've never stopped buying Margaritaville. I never stopped by Margaritaville, dude,
- 29:23it's on the way to the on the strip. I've done the Margaritavillet
- 29:26the Universal CityWalk, but like that me too. Yeah, that that's just
- 29:30conveniently there. I'm not going to hit up Margaritaville in Vegas. Yeah's still
- 29:34there. Oh yeah, the best nachos? What do you know? They
- 29:37don't they do? What's the best dish at Margaritaville? The nachos are fired,
- 29:42dude. I swear to god, I've been like, I'm not even
- 29:45lying. The homely guy, Xavier is not really Mexican, y'all. Just
- 29:48to let you guys know if you say no, I like how he wants
- 29:52to say. I'm not gonna go to Eltarito and be like, you know
- 29:56what the fucking bananas? You're fucking great, is it? Though? Though
- 30:00I don't expect anything. I don't know how Exaber hasn't been on High and
- 30:03Hungary because he's gonna ruin it. I have been on Hungry. You can
- 30:07go back. I was in an episode with side Dick. Eddie had a
- 30:08peaks of place long people, I mean, like you and ease. Oh
- 30:12yeah, we haven't done him. Yeah, I wouldn't be very interesting how
- 30:17they rock him to him, but Exaber is gonna get it demonetized. I
- 30:19tried to get you some spots, but everybody bitched out on me. Why
- 30:22they're a bunch of bitches. Yeah, pretty much. It was like I
- 30:25tried to get you that one. I know, Damn I forgot because because
- 30:30I know them. Now you know Tacosroos Tacos right there, and I know
- 30:36the owner. That's a stand right. Oh it's a restaurant. It's like
- 30:38super tight and nanah okay, dope, I see. I see. If
- 30:45you can do it that, I mean, you can just do it.
- 30:45He can go to Disneyland, he can go to Anaheim. Yeah, oh,
- 30:49going there on September twelve. Shout out, shout out to everybody who's
- 30:52gonna be going there as well. What do you mean dress up just far
- 30:55you're doing Jafar? Yeah, pick jar, that's your best. If I
- 30:59was, that's your best. I actually saw a load on the other day,
- 31:02the movie Yeah, the one with like Will Smith. Hell Na,
- 31:06what the fuck? I was about to ask, why does he have kids?
- 31:08Bro? So I'm like they're probably gonna be like what we're gonna watch
- 31:11the New Ever watch that piece of shit remake Dog No, No, the
- 31:15live action shit is so trash man. Yeah, but I will never watch
- 31:18another Will Smith film again. Ever. The last one I saw was the
- 31:25one that He's don't recommended me, and that was pretty good. But that
- 31:27was it. I feel like he cannot no more. Which one was that?
- 31:32The Coach? Oh yeah, the Woman Arthur King William. Unless he
- 31:37plays a cuck, I'm not watching it. He played because he played a
- 31:40good cup. Will Smith will play a cuck of the year dude, like
- 31:42he get you get a Grammy or whatever they give these falls watch it was
- 31:48more of a cuck Hameer Terry Crews or The Rock or Adam twenty two The
- 31:52Rock Smith, the Rock cuck. The Rock is not a cuck, No
- 31:56way, Rock the Rock like the rocks grimy bro. He just he just
- 32:00be like he'd be. He'd be involved with some Grammy shape. That's fine,
- 32:01but the Rock's not a cuck. There's no way that animals watching someone
- 32:05else. Bonus, lady, I don't know. Man. People in power
- 32:07like getting their balls stepped on and ship. That's different. That's not that's
- 32:10not cook is watching you grol get bone. Do we understand that that's that's
- 32:15why. Yeah, but I'm sure that the other one point where maybe he's
- 32:17like, yo, I'm way too jacked and amazing, I gotta watch somebody
- 32:22fucking That's what I mean. Wife, that way less of a man than
- 32:24I am. Even then, I still don't think he'd watch, because he'd
- 32:28get mad and beat the fuck out of that phone. I don't think I'm
- 32:30saying, for God's sakes, he's some mowing. I don't think the rocks
- 32:36cut the rocks, the rocks, the rocks. There's there, thank you,
- 32:38there's no way, dude. But then again, Will Smith would be
- 32:43one. No. But yeah, yeah, I didn't watch. I didn't
- 32:46watch Freshman. I was watching. When I was watching, I am legend.
- 32:50I knew he was not a fucking alpha. This fuck is weak.
- 32:53Oh my god, I talk about that. You're analyzing him from like a
- 33:00fictional character. That's very stupid. Dude. I can't I can't watch that
- 33:04movie again. I can't watch that movie the same again. Dude. He's
- 33:07supposed to be a man. Dude was a bitch. Let his son's friend.
- 33:14Bon bonus, bonus. Wife, HOLLI would Hollie would be into some
- 33:17weird ship bro, like you're not a part of them, like like you,
- 33:22especially you being like a big conspiracy theorist. Yeah, I would have
- 33:24thought you never Yeah, but Ray said why we won't watch him? I
- 33:27don't respect him because of those reasons. I never said that the respect.
- 33:30So you're you don't respect him because of where he does or does not put
- 33:34his dick where, no where he lets where he or his wife he lets
- 33:38his wife sleep around. That's not I couldn't be. I really couldn't be
- 33:42at homies with someone like that if I knew my homie would let him,
- 33:45because I'm just I'm just gonna roast him all day about his wife getting roasted
- 33:47about getting boned by the fools, Like if me, if he's on me
- 33:50and he's on all of a sudden he's like all I mean and yeah,
- 33:52other guys hit him. I'd be like, I just like Adam twenty two.
- 33:55I couldn't hang around with that in twenty two without saying Jason have a
- 34:00ten thousand times around. Yeah, but how about this flip it, flip
- 34:01it, flip it? Well, do me flip it? So so you
- 34:07got a girl you know in this relationship and she lets her man just fuck
- 34:10around? Are you praising that guy? Are you going to talk shit on
- 34:14that girl? How's that go down? He's Will Smith. You shouldn't be
- 34:17with ja, he said, he's giving you a different scenario. Bro,
- 34:21Yeah, are you fucking listening? Bro? Like man? What like?
- 34:24He's like, yeah, No, No, you're not listening to Rock's question?
- 34:29Bro like question Jesus Rock asking your question? No, it's okay,
- 34:36No, I said, Essentially, in this situation, you don't respect a
- 34:39man because he's letting other people lay piping his wife. Right, So then,
- 34:45uh flip that you've got a girl, partner wife, and she's letting
- 34:50her man run around and funk whoever he wants. Are you condemning her?
- 34:54Are you praising her for being cool and letting that dude just slang meat?
- 34:59Like? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is fucking hypocritical. That's fine
- 35:04with me. You're the world we live in. I don't give a fuck.
- 35:06That's the way we live in. What do you want me to do?
- 35:08You don't think I'm gonna let like if my if my daughter has two
- 35:12boyfriends, or if my son has two girlfriends. Yeah, do you think
- 35:16simbol is that dog you. I'm gonna lie to you and tell you that
- 35:19that's not how my don't lie to me. But your math is terrible.
- 35:22It's not it's not terrible. It's the way where I grew up like my
- 35:24sister. Yeah, you're not allowed a boyfriend. I was allowed to have
- 35:29a girlfriend whenever I wanted to. It just sounds very by. Yeah,
- 35:31it's double standard. I don't care. That's how I grew up. But
- 35:35do you want it? Is? What is? Men around and men around
- 35:37and sleep around and girls technically are A high count for a guy is very
- 35:42different from a high a count for a girl. But you give me my
- 35:44cousin and I will be like that still not you do understand that with the
- 35:47world changing, the majority of the ship is not like, not like the
- 35:52percentage of people that really look at things that way. It's shrinking at so
- 35:57at some point it's gonna be like this is not even gonna be relatable in
- 36:01your world, you know what I mean? Like you're like some some ideologies.
- 36:05I mean, oh yeah, well we're sixty you're gonna be freaking the
- 36:07fuck out full. Yeah, yeah, they're probably gonna kill yourself. Do
- 36:13I love myself. How many suicid accounts do we have today? For the
- 36:15episode, because like when you're like, you're probably you're probably gonna feel like
- 36:17a person in dementia where you wake up and you don't have like the like
- 36:20you know, it's just and this's just here in the States and every other
- 36:22place in the world, especially like in h souther like a lot of but
- 36:27you can't talk about the other places in there. It's still it's still the
- 36:30same ship where you're not have you been there? You're supposed to be here?
- 36:34Yeah, Like yeah, I was like, you can't even talk about
- 36:36the rest of the all. You're not even supposed to be here. Yeah,
- 36:37I know, ye have been. The world's changing, not world,
- 36:42I know, but like changing, but the world you live in, which
- 36:45is here the UK to another No, the world is changing, man.
- 36:47I went to so when I went to China, a big thing out there
- 36:52is that, uh, they're starting to adopt Western mannerisms. So it's like,
- 36:59what the fuck with the gunshot for that? Oh my god, holy
- 37:04shit, that's that's funny as fuck. Yeah that makes sense, but uh
- 37:08no, what is it? Yeah? So out there, like you know,
- 37:12they have signs everywhere to say like yapi dway, which is like you
- 37:15need to get in line, because originally in China, people would just kind
- 37:19of like mash and just like cut in front of you if they knew exactly
- 37:21what they wanted. There's no waiting. It's just like very aggressive Wall Street.
- 37:24Yeah, so whenever I got out there, they're still in the transition
- 37:29on that, but they're like trying to establish like people lining up and being
- 37:32like respectful space and stuff like that. So, you know, the world.
- 37:37The world is changing always. I've had to except a lot of things
- 37:43where I'm like I used to be very ignorant about a lot of things,
- 37:45but at the end of the day, like I have to like look the
- 37:46other side of the coin, even though I don't necessarily agree with things.
- 37:50Yeah, I think a lot of that is it's like, you know,
- 37:52not that anybody else's agenda really affects my life or anything like that, but
- 37:57it's like I also have to be aware of that's like, you know,
- 38:00like I'm conscious that I'm not the only one in the world. Yeah.
- 38:01I think it's kind of just looking at it as like learning new words and
- 38:06stuff. Man, like you just got to learn how to communicate and get
- 38:08through life. And you know, it's like like slang for example, It's
- 38:13just we have the Internet, so it's a little easier to stay on top
- 38:16of like like I would like to use like I would love to use a
- 38:20certain word with everybody that I consider a friend. Yeah, but I but
- 38:23if I did that, I probably wouldn't have certain business partners. I probably
- 38:27wouldn't have like certain relationships with people that I did that. You know,
- 38:30I mean that probably buy stuff from me and all that stuff. So I'm
- 38:34aware that at the price of me like learning when and where or the difference
- 38:37of of when and went to use words or how to use them, it
- 38:40really has like allow me to progress in my own this is my opinion.
- 38:44Yeah. Well, it's like because I do seem very ignorant to a lot
- 38:46of people, like at least for the at least for the most part.
- 38:49Some some people might be like, oh, this doesn't really have it,
- 38:51But it's like, hey, bro, like if that was really the case,
- 38:53my ship would not be booming like that. Yeah. Well it's like
- 38:58for me, Yeah, I just there's always something that I don't understand,
- 39:01and I'll try to learn about it. I'll try to get educated. But
- 39:06at the end of the day, if I don't understand it, but I
- 39:07know that it's at least helping somebody else feel better about themselves. Fuck it,
- 39:13man, it's not gonna hurt me. Jeffy said it right, said
- 39:15it in the chat room. At the end of the day, no one
- 39:17can control how you feel or think. It's what people now want you to
- 39:22do is to force themselves on you, which is not a good idea.
- 39:25I think that to a degree. I think the other thing is that it's
- 39:30like so like talking about like like pronouns and like trans people and stuff like
- 39:32that. Nah, Like I actually like, I remember there was this trans
- 39:37person that I used to sell weed too at the Friday night sesh and I
- 39:43was not at all familiar with this ship at the time, and I just
- 39:45call everybody dude, and I was like, what's up, dude, And
- 39:49they were like, hey, please don't call me that I'm transitioning and like,
- 39:52And it was funny because at first I was like, I don't see
- 39:53what the big deal is, but they think it's about them. It's not
- 39:57about you. I use dude as in generalizing anything. I've been there when
- 40:00I was a restaurant called somebody got pissed because of that. Yeah, dude,
- 40:04Hey guys, I was at a restaurant, call him. I was
- 40:06in a restaurant and said, hey, guys, how are we doing?
- 40:07We're not all guys? Can I talk to your manager? That's extreme,
- 40:12No, that's where we then. Then that's where these go. You give
- 40:15them a little bit of leeway and then they take it too far from that
- 40:17is some people because the story that I was telling people that the story I
- 40:22was telling is this person. They were super patient with me because I kept
- 40:25slipping, but I was trying to work on it, and like the thing
- 40:30that helped me kind of like understand, like you know what man like at
- 40:34the end of the day, if it makes them feel better, fine,
- 40:36fuck it. I'm happy to be that person. Because you got to imagine
- 40:39somebody that is transitioning like you would. Fucking means what she's wearing a dress.
- 40:44I'll call you a girl, but you have to be looking like a
- 40:45girl. I'm not gonna calls to me. Look, can you let him
- 40:52finish the sentence, bro, Like, So what I was getting at is
- 40:55this person, Yes, they were transitioning, they still have a lot of
- 41:00masculine features but dressed feminine, and it's kind of like, uh, you
- 41:04know, you got to imagine how much that person while they're in the middle
- 41:08of this transition who identifies as a female probably has a bunch of people like
- 41:13you just being like, no, you're a dude, you're fucking bro,
- 41:16this, that and the other, and they're like trying their best to change
- 41:19their lives in a way that means something to them. So, you know,
- 41:22even though we don't think you was in the term dude or what's up,
- 41:24guys, is that triggering? There's some people that have to deal with
- 41:29that shit aggressively every day, so it is a little trigger it. To
- 41:31be fair, you're not in the service industry exabert at least not anymore.
- 41:36Yeah, you don't. It's not like you've can have to deal with these
- 41:37people. I can't understand why Rock has to be like aware because he has
- 41:40to serve a bunch of other people that walk into the business. It's not
- 41:44his. I'm sure if you had your own business, I'm pretty sure there'd
- 41:46be only a certain amount of clientele because it'd be like I wouldn't if my
- 41:51server is a very good server and they're complaining because he said, Hey,
- 41:53guys, that's exactly what I'm saying that that's exactly what I'm saying. It
- 42:00would be a certain clientele because they fucking know. It's like the people that
- 42:02go to the restaurant Dicks, that would be your restaurant wanted fucking in Vegas,
- 42:07but they're just like, here's your fucking drink, a piece of shit.
- 42:10Good so so so I'm saying, I'm like people would expect like a
- 42:14certain thing when they go to your ship, Like, but rock works for
- 42:16the service industry, bro. The other thing has to fucking know these things
- 42:20I personally, like, I choose to fucking obviously in those I'm not gonna
- 42:24follow this. But then again, I don't fucking find myself or put myself
- 42:28in these positions where like, hey man, I'm gonna encounter these individuals that
- 42:31require me to address him a straight away if I do have to do it,
- 42:36like if I have a fan or something like that. Granted I fucking
- 42:37have that in the back of my mind. It's one of those You're not
- 42:40in a position where you always have to be on it, but it is
- 42:43good to be aware and to do your best when you're faced with it.
- 42:45That's another candle that mother, That's the way I look at it. Man,
- 42:50Yeah, that's you don't want to I don't want to limit the people
- 42:52that you want to bring into your lives, you know. And then the
- 42:53other thing is money. Mister grabs money. Yeah, but it was the
- 43:00best. But I was gonna say, is is the situation you were in?
- 43:05XG sounds fucking extreme. That just sounds like a fucking Karen. Somebody
- 43:10in the rooms row would be called man, guys x what if you got
- 43:19cut up by the US government and they're like, hey, man, you
- 43:21can't stay here and you can go back to Mexico. But willn't it give
- 43:24you a passport anywhere in the world as protection program? Damn? That's that's
- 43:30a good question. Exavia, where are you going? Where would you go?
- 43:31You can't go back to Mexico, you can't stay here most like it's
- 43:36most certainly like you like they're gonna be like, hey, food too toxic
- 43:38for America, can never come back Where Canada? I was? I would
- 43:46say Romania, but it's not looking too good out their friends or Tate's not
- 43:51going to Romanie. You just know where your man isn't even know who you
- 43:58are. Maybe it Biza pready fucking hardest fuck out there. He'd probably be
- 44:02like, where does I be? I'd go out there party and the bes
- 44:08out there in Spain. Fucking Spain already know Spanish a little bit. Fay
- 44:14Epstein Island. Damn is that whole island for myself? Like what I want?
- 44:21No kids there? Better? No, I'm not trying to Is it
- 44:23just my island? It's it's empty. Oh yeah, I don't care.
- 44:27It's probably if it's haunted. I don't care if it's haunted by like little
- 44:30kids and what's this little kid coast is gonna do? Fuck you? I
- 44:34don't know. Dude. Little kid ghosts were fucking crazy, bro a little
- 44:36the worst dude. Little kid ghosts is like it's crazy because like those it's
- 44:39it's like these fools like have the most questions, so like they there's like
- 44:45super aggression, like when somebody gets murdered, they're only after the closure,
- 44:49so it's not gonna be like very spontaneous. It is compared to like when
- 44:52it's a when it's a child, there's like an energy where it's like not
- 44:54only am I confused? I know I didn't have a good faith, so
- 44:58I'm angry as well. It's it's crazy, bro, you don't never want
- 45:01to have a chick. That's that's like a lot of the ones that I
- 45:04really like, they had a heart falling out, and even like the ones
- 45:07that died like naturally, let's just you have like a stillborn or something like
- 45:09that. Like, Bro, you'll still you'll still hear some stuff. At
- 45:12least it translates the creepy bro, because I don't want to hear kids children's
- 45:15h laughter like the middle of the night or something like that. I'd be
- 45:19like, what are you fucking laughing at at this hour? You remember Exavier
- 45:23has a stand up body. He just hes the kids dappy. You remember
- 45:27one two Freddy's coming for you. That's not real though, for better luck
- 45:32the beautiful right, it's pretty good, Huh. I should creepy the funk.
- 45:38I never forgot it because I heard it the first time. I was
- 45:40like, I look at a damn almost see this at night trying to go
- 45:45to sleep. Did think somebody said XG would go to Afghanistan just from man
- 45:51Loove Thursday. That's a place for men embrace other men. You'd probably do
- 45:57great there. I thought they hit. No, they're all about begging each
- 46:00other up as man. They're like, hell, yeah, I punched this
- 46:01bitch in the face, tell her to cook you for you. I'd be
- 46:06great for you. I'm not saying you want to punch your bitch in face,
- 46:07but you know how you say that's gonna be great for you, And
- 46:08then said, but because the women there listening, they're gonna be like,
- 46:12hey, bro, what do you want for dinner? Dam I didn't know
- 46:14you didn't want a woman who listened. Yeah, like my wife one one
- 46:17that listens. But out there, But out there it's different, bro,
- 46:22it's subservient. Yeah, it's like a it's like having a servant, like
- 46:27a bangmaid, like a servant, like a butler. You fuck forcefully sometimes
- 46:32apparently. Yeah, it's kind of crazy, like the butler from the Adam
- 46:37Selder movie, the one with the black Foot. Yeah, oh my god,
- 46:42by Sneaky fucking hated that movie. That what we sucks? Yeah,
- 46:47flash ass movie. Remember I haven't seen mister Deeds in a minute. Not
- 46:52his best one, Illy Madison, it was his that's his Holy grea.
- 46:55Yeah I saw, I really say that. Adam Sandler as much as he's
- 47:00one of my favorite people on Earth, I would say that there is like
- 47:02a good six years of just nothing but fucking shit. Halloween movie, Oh
- 47:07my god, that monstrosity, Like why would Netflix ever waste a budget on
- 47:13making that pay the cast? Like it was so fucking stupid. I could
- 47:17not fucking watch that movie at all. Then Halloween's Yeah, I know exactly
- 47:22what you're talking about. That one. There's the fucking ridiculous Bedtime Stories.
- 47:27Bedtime Stories. I don't remember that one where he would like tell a story
- 47:30to his kids and then like it would visually come to life. I don't
- 47:35remember that one. That one's bad one, but All Pixels grown Ups is
- 47:39all right. I cannot fathom at the fact that that one Food is president.
- 47:46Who was president in that movie? Kevin something Hart? No, I
- 47:53forget his name, dude, the big dude. He's always in fucking Adam
- 47:55Sander movies. A big fucking food. Oh no, I'm gonna look it
- 47:59up. Yeah, he doesn't have a Queen's Happy Madison. Oh my god,
- 48:02Paul Blart was the president, yes man. Have we ever had a
- 48:07severely obese president? Yes? Yeah, Poodrow Wilson, I mean that we
- 48:13we've seen in our time. In our time, Yeah, we got to
- 48:15have like a fat president Trump stopped that skinning. Yeah, but he's not
- 48:19like even though he said even though he said he was six four and one's
- 48:25gonna I mean, we gotta admit that was all political, right, that
- 48:30munk shot. What do you mean do you really need a mug shot of
- 48:34the president, Like you really know where he's gonna go. We don't have
- 48:36enough pictures of him. It was it was for political. It was to
- 48:37show that he was arrested, that he's a I would like to smoke with
- 48:43protocol. Yeah, yeah, I know, I get I get it pro
- 48:45call, But what is he gonna run away? Do you know why we
- 48:46used to do muck shots so we knew who was been arrested, like,
- 48:50so he wouldn't run away. Like it was very political. It was very
- 48:52political. It's like, yeah, a database, it's six he's six foot
- 48:57three and he weighs two hundred and forty three pounds. I like to believe
- 49:00I'm healthy. I've got big hands, numbers. Taco ball that was real
- 49:07Mexican. I don't know. I'm just saying that this. At this point,
- 49:10people are saying it's like, oh soulicer two evils. In a sense,
- 49:14it's like it's it's a it's a better choice, dude, what Trump
- 49:17I mean in regards to like the way I look at him, like it
- 49:22can't get any worse. You just want four more years of chaos and then
- 49:25just hope it irons out. I just wasn't This wasn't chaos. Yeah,
- 49:31Like, how do you think we got masks bag? We got vaccines,
- 49:36We're about to get vaccines back to and mask oh man apparently yeah. Well
- 49:44I'm saying though, like we got money though, remember I remember the kick
- 49:49back. Yeah, we got a little extra money. But that was such
- 49:52shortsighted. But but what other president has done that? Though? That ship
- 49:55was tight, that was tight, But that so that I don't know.
- 49:59There's a lot going on, man. And then the economy was doing good.
- 50:01People were buying GMC again, Like I saw a bunch of Mexicans with
- 50:05GMC trucks and now they're all getting repulled. Like did you see that truck
- 50:09that got repulled on the ale? Are you watching his live the other day
- 50:15at that girl's house that shut down the gas? Oh yeah, I saw
- 50:20this when that fool had a technician go in there and turn the gas on
- 50:22food. What happened? Bro? It's fucking wild. Bro. You know
- 50:28what here in my field? You remember in South Park when when the fools
- 50:30when they have a crowd right and they're fucking like fighting and jumping and like,
- 50:37and I think it's like one person is the directs directs what they go.
- 50:40Bro, I mean it's all for like he's standing up for people.
- 50:45I which side I commend him? You know what I mean? Hey to
- 50:49me? To me, I think it's dope what he's doing. Sometimes,
- 50:52like like I did watch where where like where he like were he like,
- 50:55I don't know food? Like the way he talks to certain cops. I'm
- 50:59like, there's a Denzel Washington training day type of cop out there. It's
- 51:04gonna be like I've been waiting for you to come into this county. And
- 51:07I'm like and because I'm or like or like what I'm saying is like I'm
- 51:10not saying that that's what it is, but like you don't think that the
- 51:14cops are sitting there in the room be like, what are we gonna do
- 51:16about this guy over here? We get calls here on this business. They
- 51:20got a nickname from. I guarantee you they got a name from. So
- 51:22I'm so I'm like, I'm like, if you don't have people on the
- 51:24inside, or like if you're not like if this is something you're willing to
- 51:28die for, like all fucking you know, commend to you dog. That's
- 51:30tight that you're standing up for people. But you're fucking with the biggest gang
- 51:34out there. Bro, We're talking about this activist guy who like protects street
- 51:38vendors and like he doesn't protests mom. Yeah yeah, okay, okay,
- 51:45which is like not that he picked, but there was. You want to
- 51:47say the story about that good lady with the woman with with the with the
- 51:52gas. Yeah, so so like like like I guess this lady made this
- 51:58fucking video right of Like she has ten It's like she's like obviously like a
- 52:00power fucking she's been trying to get him out there for a long time because
- 52:04she wants to rent that she wants to rent that place. No, they're
- 52:06not squatters. They've been trying to pay her rent, but because based on
- 52:08the laws, she has to keep charging them the same rent that was the
- 52:12agreement. She can't just like yeah, control, Yeah, she can't fucking
- 52:15just be like, Hi, get up. She's like fuck that, like
- 52:17I could be getting three g's for this ship, Like I'm gonna kick him
- 52:20out. So she turned out the gas for fucking months. She would like
- 52:22put a camera in front of them to watch whatever they do every day,
- 52:27threatened them with immigration, like turn off their water and all kinds of illegal
- 52:30ship. Right, so so what is it? The video ended up going
- 52:35going going viral, right, and uh, you know, he saw it
- 52:39and he found out where she worked, went to her job. It gets
- 52:43fired. They got the Lamundo involved, like the dude her dad didn't know
- 52:49what was going on because he's like some older landlord dude, like I guess.
- 52:51So they went to his house property fels her property, but she was
- 52:53managing it. So then he's like what the fuck? So he opens it
- 52:57up and then they go and turn the gas finally on after they have had
- 53:00it for like I think, forty fucking days, and I'm just like that's
- 53:02kind of like I'm like, they do go hella like extra on it,
- 53:07but that's these kind of people, and like she can't even go to the
- 53:08property more because he got a restraining order so she's like, hey, bro,
- 53:10you can't fuck with these people no more. Yeah, And I'm like
- 53:14it's cool that that got done because hey, bro, like there's a lot
- 53:16of people out there that that they bullshit, that they endure a lot of
- 53:21bullshit and not for nothing. Bro, Latinos are very scared to like speak,
- 53:24to speak up or like even call the authorities. We don't even go
- 53:28to the fucking doctor. We could be fucking like having a tumor in our
- 53:30fucking leg and be like, no, why is that Because for me personally,
- 53:36like it's fear. Bro. Yeah, the doctor scares the shit out
- 53:38of me. I'm like, I definitely get super anxious whenever I have to
- 53:42go to the doctor, even for just like a regular physical Yeah, but
- 53:45it's it's fucking crazy bro. Like, Like I mean, but I'm saying,
- 53:49like, I like what dude is doing. But for like I said,
- 53:53you're fucking with the biggest gang out there, bro, and like you're
- 53:55getting under cops, radars and stuff like that. So I'm just saying,
- 53:58like, I mean, bro, like the cause of big cops come out
- 54:02to everything, and the cops show up and he's like, fuck you,
- 54:06fuck you bitch, get out of your I'm just like like I'm like,
- 54:08hey, bro, which I get it, Like, you know, he's
- 54:10angry, he's passionate about what he does. But I'm just like, I
- 54:13get tasted, bro, dude, that's the least of this. That's the
- 54:16least of this, because he's still like you don't want to get tasted first
- 54:20off? You know? Then I mean I'm into it. I don't know,
- 54:23have you ever been tasted? Yeah? Yeah, like purpose yeah from
- 54:29Texas, Washington. But then the Washington during Man on Fire, they had
- 54:32a taser there. Rock was there, you know, playing his beats and
- 54:36then it's all Washington was like you down, Rock and you know you can't
- 54:38say no. Yeah, Like these fools are these fools are brave, like
- 54:42mister Checkpoint. He hasn't mister Checkpoint been arrested before. I'm pretty sure he
- 54:46has. Yeah, Like he's one of those dudes. But like I nothing
- 54:50for nothing, Like I kind of relate more to Alex's cause, right because
- 54:53yeah, you know, well yeah, it's not just because I'm Latino.
- 54:55But like I'm like just just saying I just like the you know, this
- 55:00was over here, likes he's sticking like this was over here. He's like,
- 55:02Yo, man, this bomb deserves to sleep in the street. And
- 55:07I'm just like, you know, he's like, and we can't kick him
- 55:08out of the start walk. I'm like, food, people pay four thousand
- 55:10dollars a month to live in these apartments. They have fucking shelters. Bro
- 55:15get him out of here, right, Yeah, but this was out there.
- 55:17You go to those people's house and do you ever see any homeless outside
- 55:20their house? Activists? Hell, I saw a couple of homeless in West
- 55:23Hollywood, yes, And I was like, interesting, I'm like, you
- 55:25know what, bringing over here, dog, bring him over here. Fuck
- 55:29it all up. That's why you need like the kind of like Boo Kelly
- 55:31leaderships like about its homeless soun like, I'm all about that. Yeah,
- 55:39because you remember, like fucking like that's what he said about the game members,
- 55:43right, because like all the human activists that got a fucking issue with
- 55:45how I'm treating the game members in my country, they have people in fear,
- 55:49but fucking come pick him up two for one at jail, bitch and
- 55:51housing yourself. I was like, Damn, that's fucking badass. He's like,
- 55:55yo, He's like, I ain't gonna like fools are going to a
- 55:58soft of the vacationing. I really want to go, Bro, I wish
- 56:00I wasn't bold. Just wait, why being anything to that total is a
- 56:09quote unquote perfect president. He's only have to be very careful with his tattoos.
- 56:15Yeah, like they would, They would arrest me and then ask questions
- 56:19after afterwards. Yeah, which I respect. You can't respect that, and
- 56:22honestly, honestly and then honestly the searching seizure. Thank you? What is
- 56:28it for Amendment innocent into proven guilty. I don't know. We're there and
- 56:34our parents left because they knew exist. Basically, that stopping frisk bullshit too.
- 56:38It's not cool. It's not cool, even though he's getting rid of
- 56:43the you know, getting rid of the bad ship, but like it's really
- 56:45not I don't know, like stopping frisk, bro. Like I'm not gonna
- 56:47lie, but like I think certain areas deserve to have stopping frisk San Francisco,
- 56:52Uh, skid row, you know what I mean, Like certain certain
- 56:55neighborhood. I think I think West Adam No, No, because no,
- 57:00we were searching frisking for drugs. Yeah, they're not looking for like weapons,
- 57:05and you know how many people are walking around here strapped in those neighborhoods
- 57:07because it was the dangerous because because I like it, because it's so dangerous
- 57:10here. Everyone thinks that they can have a gun and you should and you
- 57:14should, you should. It is dangerous out here in La Lady stopping frisk
- 57:15at all block, yeah, see, that'd be great. See but like
- 57:19when they had a stop from Frisky New York, I thought that was wild.
- 57:22It is wild. They were literally just picking on black people and say
- 57:23you're black here, and they're you're most likely in the worst part is you're
- 57:28gonna catch them? Is it effected the joint? You're gonna catch them with
- 57:30some joint? Is it? Like? Are these laws actually effective? It
- 57:32was effective for the drug war, but it wasn't effective for like actual safety.
- 57:37There's no the drug wars never And then you killed the camarader between like
- 57:42cops and local citizens and the cops. You know, yeah, I I
- 57:45you know, I remember growing up in San Antonio, Texas, and they
- 57:50had like a good, good, decent police force when I was growing up,
- 57:52like there was actually a lot of local community. I've never I've never,
- 57:57I've never heard anything bad or thought about anything about Texas law enforcement,
- 58:00Like I feel I feel like they get the job done from you. Oh,
- 58:04but it's also very racist and bad. Oh yeah yeah yeah, yep,
- 58:09like where I'm where, So I was born in San Antonio, butt
- 58:14off my law top officers. Yeah, like the one the one that I
- 58:17Williamson County, which is like North Austin. That's like the bad one because
- 58:22if you're in Travis County, like there's obviously like you've got bad apples everywhere,
- 58:25but they're at least like a little more focused on like actual like safety
- 58:30versus drugs, right, and so they're not doing as much profiling. But
- 58:36in Williamson County, holy shit, dude, like you can get caught with
- 58:39like the tiniest weed. Like I used to like roll my own cigarettes,
- 58:43and so they thought they were joints one time and like kept me for like
- 58:45thirty minutes like on the side of the road, like handcuffed and shit.
- 58:49And I was like eighteen damn yeah, So I was I'm like, nah,
- 58:52like they're just there's something about yeah, dude, yeah Texas cops man,
- 58:59that that's its own gang, like you're saying about like out here,
- 59:01Yeah, very similar. I think it's just it it's represented differently, I
- 59:07guess because out here, like it's definitely like a gang mentality, but out
- 59:10there you're just like, you know what's crazy? Man? Like I went
- 59:14to I went to a police station recently, and I really like I was,
- 59:20you know, I was waiting top to an officer there, and like
- 59:24I literally saw that these fools are overwhelmed, Like these motherfucker's in La Bro
- 59:29Like they're like they're fucking over fucking well. I'm sure they see some bonker
- 59:35shit and have to deal with that really and they can't, like and I
- 59:37feel like they can't police it the way they want to, you know what
- 59:39I mean, you want to defund it more, dude, I don't think
- 59:43it's going down. I saw something where like you start getting way more.
- 59:45Didn't work out. That defund the police did not work out, dude,
- 59:50Like I'm money, I just I literally seen all this, Like I like
- 59:52when you walk into the police station and you're just like fuck. Because I
- 59:55had to go to the south the southwest right here, and then I'm like,
- 59:58first of all, I was like, when as can the police station
- 1:00:00lobby be closed? And I was like I asked the person was outside there
- 1:00:04like, yeah, I fire. Somebody threw fire in there, and they
- 1:00:07they burn the lobby, so their lobby got burned down, and I'm just
- 1:00:09like, holy shit, this is crazy man. I was like, it's
- 1:00:13it's literally Saints Row out here. That's a trip. What the fuck?
- 1:00:17Yeah? And I was like, and it's been boarded up for a while,
- 1:00:20and I always thought it was just construction going down, but Jesus bro
- 1:00:23I was like, la is kind of like a ship hole. Everybody who's
- 1:00:25planning to come out here for vacation or whatever it is, consider going somewhere
- 1:00:30else. If I had to be honest with you guys, Universal Studios in
- 1:00:34Dezeyland is not enough for you guys to come over here and get your car
- 1:00:36broken into or all this shit. If you don't really know the law of
- 1:00:40the land out here, I will say, yeah, knowing what you're getting
- 1:00:45into out here makes a huge difference, man. You know, like fucking
- 1:00:49Hollywood's gross. I wouldn't recommend that, but that's obviously a huge tour spot,
- 1:00:52but like that's a great place to get scammed where Hollywood. Yeah,
- 1:00:59yeah, have you ever been almost like, have you ever been approached by
- 1:01:01those gypsy people. They try to sell you some jewelry and shit. Not
- 1:01:05those, but I've definitely had the dude try to sell me a CD.
- 1:01:07That should cracked me up. Try to sell you a CD. Yeah.
- 1:01:10It was funny because like I worked at the Shoe Palace there for a few
- 1:01:14months, and uh, like I would always tune everybody out. And there's
- 1:01:19this one guy one time. He's like real aggressive, but like he was
- 1:01:22nice, and he was like, hey, man, I'm just trying to
- 1:01:23get a new fan, like, will you take my CD? And I
- 1:01:27was like, man, I don't have any money. He's like, I
- 1:01:28don't want your money, it's okay, I just want to give you the
- 1:01:30CD. I was like all right, yeah, I'll check you out,
- 1:01:34dude. And so I took the CD and he was like, now let
- 1:01:36me sign that for you real fast. All we're asking for is a small
- 1:01:38donation. I go, player, I told you I don't have any cash.
- 1:01:42And then this dude out of nowhere turns around with the fucking and square
- 1:01:45and he's like, oh but we take hard and I go yeah. I
- 1:01:49looked at him. I go, nah, man, I'm not trying to
- 1:01:51get swindled today. And he goes swindled. Fuck you, this guy hates
- 1:01:53black people. I just like kept walking. I was like, fucking trash
- 1:01:58here. I was thinking, I was actually like make this dude's day and
- 1:02:01like support his music and like give it a shot. And yeah, he
- 1:02:06was more interested in just making a quick buck. I was like, fucking
- 1:02:08trash. Yeah. I remember people used to try to scan me with CDs.
- 1:02:12They can't do that no more. Yeah, it's like you all go
- 1:02:15on YouTube and find it. Yeah, straight up. I think now I'm
- 1:02:17surprised people are not standing out there with QR codes and ship they probably they're
- 1:02:22not scanning a random chore code. They can literally steal your crypto and shit
- 1:02:24with code time. Worst things Trump did in twenty twenty. Number ten,
- 1:02:30he parted war criminals. Number nine he beatled the bipartisan But somebody's talking.
- 1:02:39Can you let him? Fucking I don't know what's up with you, dog,
- 1:02:43Like, do you not know how to podcast? Then it is going
- 1:02:46to be political. XAVI or Mike is muting. You don't make this podcast
- 1:02:54a fucking Tommy over here, because that's clearly political. I knew it because
- 1:03:04you interrupted me. That's why that's not fine. You've been interrupted Rock whenever
- 1:03:14he has something to say that they didn't coincide with your beliefs, and you
- 1:03:16interrupting, interrupting Ray when it's like, you know, doesn't coincide with my
- 1:03:21beliefs. He knows why I support. Yeah, but we're just gonna argue.
- 1:03:24That's the thing is, you're gonna argue like you're living a discussion.
- 1:03:28This is what a podcast is. All. I was gonna say, that's
- 1:03:30actually one of my favorite things about this place is that, like we're all
- 1:03:32good friends, but I definitely are arguing. It's a good thing. Yeah,
- 1:03:36I was gonna say, we definitely have different views on things, but
- 1:03:38I don't want to exist in an echo chamber. Yeah. I'm also not
- 1:03:43gonna fucking not let my friends talk. I'm like, we all fucking listen
- 1:03:45to you, not to make it political. That's fine, all right,
- 1:03:47that's fine, that's fine. You've literally told me that plenty of times.
- 1:03:52Bridge is reading a fucking list, bro, that's fine. Like Ray doesn't
- 1:03:54even talk half half the time, that's fine. Said, that's fine,
- 1:03:58My bad, Sorry guys, And it's not like a sorry, my bad,
- 1:04:00I'm sorry I interrupted your great dialogue that you were providing into the I
- 1:04:03literally said, sorry, my bad. What do you want me to do
- 1:04:06my bad s? Either talk about something or fucking you know? I'm sorrying
- 1:04:10Well let him, I said, al I already said my bad like ten
- 1:04:12times already. So yeah, sorry for interrupting, right never Yeah, sorry,
- 1:04:15go for it, moving on, moving forward. Yeah, a psycho
- 1:04:20lesque. I fucking drunk that day he left with barts. They actually they
- 1:04:25went to they went to the bart, they went to the to the bar,
- 1:04:28and then yeah, that charcoutery board was fired. Did you think some
- 1:04:30mom I did that? Shit looked amazing. I'm fucking mad. I couldn't
- 1:04:35cot. The only thing that was missing is that he didn't put enough fruits
- 1:04:38in there, though, Yeah, I made it definitely Texas style. Is
- 1:04:42that like? Is that Texas style all meat? Yeah? Meat and cheese,
- 1:04:45crackers? Yeah? No. Fruit you have that is a separate one
- 1:04:48you have, Like your vegetable charcouontery board is its own thing. I like
- 1:04:51fruit instead of the vegetables. I like all of them sometimes, but sometimes
- 1:04:57some of the vegetables are great because they have like a be a tomato with
- 1:05:00the fucking with that cheese. It was the Italian ship. That shit's good,
- 1:05:03the mozzarella. Yeah, and then uh it's all wet, it's wet.
- 1:05:09Uh dude. Yeah, we did a charcuterie board last night and it
- 1:05:12was mostly just like meats and cheeses, crackers. Yeah, hey, fucking
- 1:05:16okay, no one comes here for politics. Oh yeah, well, I
- 1:05:21mean I want to hear the list later. I'm just curious running list is
- 1:05:26gone. Ah, I can't have nothing nice never, you know, you
- 1:05:31know what, you know what I heard that those nature shows, like every
- 1:05:35time I would watch some of those, some of those natures I didn't know
- 1:05:38half that ship was like fake what you're talking about, like like those like
- 1:05:42national geographics, like whenever they queue up like a frog eating something like yeah,
- 1:05:46set up yeah, like so like shit like that. I didn't know
- 1:05:49that a big part of those nature shows or fake. I mean, how
- 1:05:54else would you get those amazing shots that framed I don't know. I thought
- 1:05:59there was food's going in the jungle, setting up fucking cameras and like sleeping
- 1:06:02there and then like, oh my god, there's a panther that's looking.
- 1:06:04There are some of those, but there's definitely like whenever it's like and then
- 1:06:11the frog approaches the end and it's got like the like narration and it's like
- 1:06:15there's there there's certain shots where I feel like you can tell like there's like
- 1:06:18really good lighting and like this that and the other, and like yes,
- 1:06:21you can set up in the jungle and have all of that and like wait
- 1:06:25patiently. But I think with like a lot of those action sequences, those
- 1:06:29are like not fake, but they're fabricated, like they are set up.
- 1:06:34Yeah, like like you said, when something's eating something. Yeah, like
- 1:06:38like yeah, like anytime you see like like this clip right here, that
- 1:06:42one's real. No, you can't. There's literally different different takes. Cameras
- 1:06:46are set up. You cannot tell me that isn't somehow there's literally snakes get
- 1:06:50lizards getting chased back a thousand snakes and they caught it right on time,
- 1:06:54perfect timing. You can see the camera's moving. So it just seems like
- 1:06:57there's like a bunch of people filming that could be stitched together differently. But
- 1:07:01there are some folks who like literally will spend days trying to get something right,
- 1:07:08especially if they're getting paid by National Geographic and why not, man,
- 1:07:11the different takes dog the camera takes they were that's been It's a it's a
- 1:07:15beautiful scene. If you see it, it's amazing, Like it's a lizard
- 1:07:17running from like a thousand thousand snakes that want to eat it, and you
- 1:07:21just it's amazing. But you can't tell me that that's one camera take.
- 1:07:25We caught it at random, like, oh, this one, like you
- 1:07:27can see like they're doing the fucking winding and shit like that. That is
- 1:07:31multiple cameras. I'm not gonna save it. I'm not gonna save what if
- 1:07:36it does does get eaten. That's nature, baby, those snakes got to
- 1:07:41eat. Yeah, but how do you at that point if they don't care,
- 1:07:43how do you know they didn't put the lizard there? Because you can't
- 1:07:45just get those wild animals like that. You can't just capture those. I
- 1:07:49meant things up, they set things. There are things that are set up
- 1:07:53for sure, But this, I don't know. I feel like this is
- 1:07:57right. What do you think you're you're a director? Have you seen this
- 1:07:59one? Right? Not that exactly? The one where Snoop Dogg was like
- 1:08:02narrating it. It's a famous one. Its views I never really paid attention
- 1:08:08to, Like if it's fake or not. I just kind of take it
- 1:08:10as it is. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, I'll give you that.
- 1:08:12Yeah, it's worth it. I don't care if it's fake. I
- 1:08:14feel like there's definitely feel like when you like start thinking about shit like that,
- 1:08:17you go crazy, yo, start thinking about fabrications, and well,
- 1:08:20if this fabricated, then the whole thing's fabricated. And if that's fabricated,
- 1:08:24then everything's fabricated. And if everything is fabricated, shoot myself, that's what
- 1:08:29happened. That is quite the jump. Also, that's the fifth time in
- 1:08:33some weird way. But it's a beautiful fabrication. If it's you know,
- 1:08:40that's the whole thing. Yeah, I don't know. Like some of these
- 1:08:43animals, like Zoo, I would imagine I would have cameras are all day
- 1:08:45trying to get different shots. They're all day. It's like fishing. Yo.
- 1:08:49There's this one guy on Instagram that I started following and he goes into
- 1:08:53like the Everglades and he's barefoot the whole fucking time, and he'll pet alligators
- 1:09:00like it's not like cuddling them, but they're like smack them on the ass
- 1:09:01and they'll go running and ship I want to feed an alligator at Hamburger.
- 1:09:06Yo. If I ever go to Florida, I'm gonna try to make that
- 1:09:11happen. Are you gonna eat gator while you're out there too? Nah,
- 1:09:13it's really good. I heard it's good. Gray switched to patroon Yo,
- 1:09:16sor it tastes like chicken. We're switching to Patron. Everybody cool with that?
- 1:09:20Yeah? Everybody should be. I'm like, it's about that time.
- 1:09:24I was like, we're gonna take phone calls as well too. Hopefully you
- 1:09:27motherfucker's actually call up today on this rainy fucking day. Yeah, weekend.
- 1:09:30They were week on Thursday. I can tell you why, but it's better
- 1:09:36if I tell you off air. Yeah we talked about it. Yeah,
- 1:09:41yeah, yeah, we talked about it for a little bit. But before
- 1:09:44we take the phone calls. So here, here's one thing I'm gonna tell
- 1:09:45you guys. Make sure the link is posted up there on the YouTube.
- 1:09:49If you guys want to register for your free tickets four October fourteenth, make
- 1:09:54sure you guys click the link registerant their tickets are completely free. I mean
- 1:09:59we're looking in like, hopefully three hundred people turn out. There's a lot
- 1:10:01of you guys that already registered, I will tell you this, out of
- 1:10:05all the VIP bags, this is probably gonna be the best one. And
- 1:10:11not to mention, even if you don't get a VIP bag, if you
- 1:10:14show your ticket at checkout at Craftier Kings, they will give you twenty percent
- 1:10:17off everything in the store. Oh shit, So you can get probably the
- 1:10:23most expensive fucking beer that you want that you've been having your eyes on,
- 1:10:26and you'll get twenty percent off on that purchase. You could buy some fucking
- 1:10:30Tata and get a twenty four pack for fifteen dollars if you wanted to.
- 1:10:33That's just for attending. Not to mention the gifts and Craftier Kings will be
- 1:10:36giving me for the vip bags. I got Callie Blade sponsoring it. I
- 1:10:41got a puff stop sponsoring it. I got some magical gifts sponsoring it.
- 1:10:45I mean, this is gonna be the fattest fucking VIP bag that I had
- 1:10:48that I have gotten in a minute, So I would just and I'm not
- 1:10:51gonna sell none right there, then and there, because there takes so much
- 1:10:55to set up. I'm gonna it's only gonna be counted, and they're gonna
- 1:10:58be individually for you guys that prepaid for them. So honestly make sure you
- 1:11:02guys. Uh, And if you guys want have vendors, please send them
- 1:11:05my way. If you know anybody who wants to set up sending my way,
- 1:11:09I will go ahead and respond back to you guys and let you know
- 1:11:11how much boots are. And it's easy, it's it's easy to set up.
- 1:11:14It's gonna be a great time. We do have some great food vendors
- 1:11:16as well. Confirmed We've got Bart's Barbecue or Mojo Tacos, and I will
- 1:11:21be adding three more as well, so we can all And there's gonna be
- 1:11:25like little desserts here, and there's like little people that sell different stuff as
- 1:11:28well. And yes, there will be a smoking section in the back.
- 1:11:30Yes, you can go ahead, you can you can buy the beer and
- 1:11:33then you can go, you know, have it with your food in the
- 1:11:35back as well. So it will be a section where you guys can sit
- 1:11:39down and do your thing. Yeah, it's gonna be of course, it
- 1:11:44has to be shitters. There's gonna be two porter bodies outside for the men
- 1:11:46and then emails get a bathroom inside. Yeah, so uh, there's gonna
- 1:11:50be live music. DJ c Rock will be djaying. If you want to
- 1:11:54get in the mix in between, you can let me know Rocks so you
- 1:11:56can, yeah, obviously. Yeah, and uh yeah, it's gonna it's
- 1:11:59gonna be very fucking packed. Uh October fourteenth, and it's gonna be five
- 1:12:03minutes from the beach. So five minutes from the fucking beach. Make sure
- 1:12:08you guys register because, like I said, it will be a good ass
- 1:12:11time and I'm gonna be bringing the heat, new merch, and there's gonna
- 1:12:14be a lot of vendors that are coming as well. Also still woether it
- 1:12:17be a political section, Yeah you can. You can have them to my
- 1:12:26booth. Yeah you can. You can. You can. You can show
- 1:12:30up and argue at exeb all you want. I'm sure he would love to
- 1:12:31argue. Just just the seven beers then dog, I will be I will
- 1:12:34only be there. Oh my god. It's like a kissing booth, except
- 1:12:39it's just like arguments five cents. Yeah, So if you're trying to get
- 1:12:44a booth, make sure you guys come out. Like I said, hit
- 1:12:46me up. Also, there's gonna be a new Hungry episode in the works
- 1:12:50featuring Trader Sam's at Disney at the Disneyland Hotel. So I went there and
- 1:12:57I tried all their sign a lot of their signature cocktails, and I got
- 1:13:00pretty fucked up. So make sure you guys watch me drink all those cocktails
- 1:13:03and show you what and let you know exactly what they taste like. I
- 1:13:05tried some of their gills and stuff like that. It was great. So
- 1:13:10expect a couple of bonus episodes. These are gonna be available on be Real
- 1:13:14TV. But if you want to watch the full episode, you're gonna have
- 1:13:15to subscribe to my YouTube page, the Flavors by E Zone one, which
- 1:13:19some of you guys have been seeing the forty two original blogs. There's gonna
- 1:13:25be another blog from yesterday's event. Yesterday at the Woods. It was kind
- 1:13:28of cool. We haven't I'm surprised we haven't recapped it. So yeah,
- 1:13:31make sure you guys follow all those things and go to flavors by Zone dot
- 1:13:34com. I know a lot of you guys have apparently this week. I
- 1:13:38mean, thank you. I did not expect that. Jesus. Yeah,
- 1:13:41but a lot of orders. Yeah. I just even got some right now.
- 1:13:44During the go Get the Hit Kit too, I restocked them I restocked
- 1:13:46the hit kits the fully loaded versions as well, and I got the Dale
- 1:13:50Gribble hats restocked as well. And everybody on Patreon, if the monthly gift
- 1:13:56for this month hit me up, I will be mailing it out. So
- 1:14:00I already got that gift already for you guys the Patreon boxes as well.
- 1:14:02You got a dm me every fucking month, So dm me this week on
- 1:14:06Patreon and send me the address. If you haven't received this month's gift.
- 1:14:10I just got them done, so please be patient. I might need one
- 1:14:15of them. Dale Gribble hats, I got you. He died though.
- 1:14:18Yeah he got a couple of episodes recorded, but yeah he passed. Anyone
- 1:14:23know. Uh no, let's look it up all right, Pete's gribble.
- 1:14:28Yeah, conspiracy theorists number one fail gribble. There's this there's this fucking person
- 1:14:33that just keeps ordering on my website and I feel like he's using stolen credit
- 1:14:38cards. How do you feel about that? I don't mail the shit out
- 1:14:42because they try to do the chargebackshit, so I would literally wait two fucking
- 1:14:45weeks so that person decides to send me an email and be like, hey,
- 1:14:49I didn't get my order, then I'll send that to my fucking processor.
- 1:14:53They send it to the fraud department. Hit that email up and fucking
- 1:14:56fuck them over because they try to scam me out of money and they're using
- 1:14:59some other people stolen shit. So how do you know for sure it's you
- 1:15:01know, scamme. Nobody does four different fucking transactions in a row for all
- 1:15:08different things, all different emails that don't make no fucking sense. These are
- 1:15:12the four fucking orders that you guys have had and they want they want everything
- 1:15:15to be sent to Floresville, Texas. Yeah, yeah, somebody's had stolen
- 1:15:19credit. Notice when I when when when I was shipping, you just look
- 1:15:23sketchy. You'll see it. You're like, huh oh, they'll get they'll
- 1:15:26cancel or something and just email them. But you'll you'll notice I got not
- 1:15:30not like that. But I got a couple of them that like he's don't
- 1:15:33set. They ended up being on cash back or whatever. They and they're
- 1:15:38ordering and they're ordering everything. They're ordering like the hats, they're ordering all
- 1:15:41this shit. So like, I literally would not send that person shit out.
- 1:15:44So Jonathan Perez fucking call me and we'll fucking scare this ship up,
- 1:15:48and I want to see that you ain't fucking i'm stolen credit cards because other
- 1:15:51than that, that's just going to the fraud department. Dog. And so
- 1:15:54is your address. Oh, I'll give you his address the ad. This
- 1:16:00motherfucker wants it fucking ship to anybody in Texas. Go pull up on the
- 1:16:03fielding might be illegal. I don't know if you're allowed to do this.
- 1:16:06I'm just saying, heads up, I don't know. Yeh, Floresville,
- 1:16:10Texas. And he lives next door to one two nine hilarious. So his
- 1:16:17neighbor's house is one two nine Clarence Drive, Floresville, Texas. Seven eight
- 1:16:23one one four, So right next to you know what I'm saying, right
- 1:16:27next to one two nine Clarence Drive. Make sure you guys let this.
- 1:16:30That person is probably using fucking stolen credit cards. Bro. That's fuck out
- 1:16:34of here. Bro. And you order fucking five different fitted hats trying to
- 1:16:39scam me, Like, man, yeah, don't fly that close to the
- 1:16:43sun. Come on, do one hand at the time, idiot. Yeah.
- 1:16:45Like I'm like, go, it's it's so stupid. I'm like go,
- 1:16:48that's cool. I'm like, hey, that person if you if you
- 1:16:51do, because they're scammers, are not gonna hit you up. Period.
- 1:16:54Didn't get my order? Yeah, I know you didn't pitch speak up or
- 1:16:58fuck off? Yeah, straight up, dude. We have voicemails, all
- 1:17:02right, let's listen to the voicemails. Oh my god, people have been
- 1:17:04leaving voicemail. Oh yeah. By the way, we're gonna take fucking phone
- 1:17:08calls everybody. Oh and I got another fucking deal for everybody. If you
- 1:17:13want to fucking win a propen, and I'm gonna do this for every ten
- 1:17:16people that that that hit me back up. Go leave a good review on
- 1:17:20Craftier Kings and Elmonte and Huntington Beach. Send me proof, and I'm gonna
- 1:17:25enter you into you in just ten. So it's one out of ten,
- 1:17:28and I'm gonna give away five propens, so I'm giving away five of them.
- 1:17:30All you gotta do is leave a good review of Craftier Kings, Huntington
- 1:17:32Beach on Google. On Google. Just go do that. It's easy.
- 1:17:35You're already on Google anyways. Go leave it on Kraftier Kings, Huntington Beach,
- 1:17:39and Elmonte Send me proof, and I went to you in the raffle
- 1:17:42and I will send you the shit out. You guys know how the funk
- 1:17:44I do. And it's the new batch too. It's a new batch.
- 1:17:46But you're taking phone calls six two six, seven, six, five twelve
- 1:17:49eight six. Call up if you got a story, whatever you got,
- 1:17:54just just call up, man. You know, when people call it,
- 1:17:57you get caller ID. Yeah, we got other swag. It's great,
- 1:18:00all right, Yeah, let's run the voice maman. Let's see what Let's
- 1:18:03see what it is. This is from seven fourth seventh area code. Hey,
- 1:18:08fucking Joe, Joe fucking enough from from Texas. He's like, I'm
- 1:18:13gonna pull up. He probably lives closed Lawrence, Texas though, Yeah,
- 1:18:18let me see where that is because oh also, I was gonna say Dale
- 1:18:23Gribble Gribbles voice actor. They still don't know what he died from that They
- 1:18:28did a welfare check and found him dead. Yeah, in Austin. It
- 1:18:32was the CI. He's a new fuck Yeah, dude, there's no way
- 1:18:38they didn't. That's how they killed him. He probably did some shit.
- 1:18:42He probably said some shit in the new fucking episodes, because you know,
- 1:18:45they have the first season already done with his voice so we might get the
- 1:18:49new season with Dale Gribble. All right, other voice, for whatever reason,
- 1:18:58I got a great when I was a kid came across Oh that's material,
- 1:19:04crazy person? All right on, push pause on it, Push pause
- 1:19:09on it, because this is actually a good story from when I hear in
- 1:19:11the beginning. Fix whatever this thing has to Yeah, but last time we
- 1:19:16were asking for paranormal stories. Oh okay, how did this just randomly go
- 1:19:23out? Right now? Xavier? Mike check, Mike check? But can
- 1:19:32you hear yourself? I can hear you? You can't hear youse? There
- 1:19:38is that why you were interrupting the whole fucking time, because you couldn't hear
- 1:19:42yourself and not say anything. Can you hear yourself on your headphone? Yeah?
- 1:19:45I can? Can you fucking hear this? All right? Uh?
- 1:19:49Is it loud? Not? No more? It's good. We're good.
- 1:19:53We're good. We're good. Yeah. Play the video. Thank you,
- 1:19:56my bad other voice now up. For whatever reason, Brando, I was
- 1:20:01calling a that got a crazy story about when I was a kid, I
- 1:20:05came across serial killer or some crazy as person. I actually left this story
- 1:20:12at a uh time Tripoli's other podcast as well, But they never played it
- 1:20:19is story took place after the North Ridge of earthquake. I was a young
- 1:20:25kid, and uh, we had lost our apartment because it had you know,
- 1:20:30broken down, and then the fire marshal has seem did a Liverpool.
- 1:20:33So we're living in the Samplando Park for a little bit on the sam Fernando
- 1:20:38Valley. Eventually, after like eight months, they gave us some vouches should
- 1:20:42go stay at the hotels and stuff. We were staying at the motel Diamond
- 1:20:46Ben in North Hills and Partinian Spolia, and uh, the story is that
- 1:20:55we were staying at this motel and every night for no light, every night
- 1:21:01there was a lady screaming bloody murder like and you could hear how the dude
- 1:21:10was beating the lids shit or and the reason why I say, I think
- 1:21:13there was a cereal kill or somebody crazy, because there was no way that
- 1:21:17that guy was doing the same ship to the same girl egg single night.
- 1:21:21So I said about a whatever time when we were there, two weeks or
- 1:21:26whatnot. But I remember one night my mom was just like just try to
- 1:21:32ignore it because fucking walls sounded like they were gonna fall down. How bad
- 1:21:38this dude was whipping this lady's ass. Like I said, it had to
- 1:21:41be a different woman, dude, because I couldn't imagine like one woman going
- 1:21:46through that kind of beating every fucking single night. But one night, I
- 1:21:49remember we were going out and go get food and I remember seeing his guards
- 1:21:54would had like a crown zig or something like that. But I remember seeing
- 1:21:58the government license plate on his license plate. I don't know if it was
- 1:22:03yeah, but you know, it was one of those big, big emblems,
- 1:22:06but it had government Michaels plate. And I always tripped out on that
- 1:22:12growing up and wondering like, uh, what this guy was doing if he
- 1:22:16was picking up you know, street walkers, prostitutes, and it would just
- 1:22:21peak the living ship out of him, kill him, or what the fuck
- 1:22:25he was doing. Obviously I was just a little kid, you know,
- 1:22:30I don't know what the fuck I could have done. I remember one time
- 1:22:31seeing this doing the whole fucking tall black It was like office fuck, and
- 1:22:39yeah, bro the thing. We ended up moving out of that spot and
- 1:22:43got into a home with such a name and vane, but I just remember
- 1:22:46that craziest fucking story. I'm working into food at the diamond. There probably
- 1:22:51was serial killersm loped out dog. That's an that's a crazy fucking story,
- 1:23:01right there, dog. That he said right after the north Ridge earthquake,
- 1:23:05that seems like the perfect time. If you're gonna fucking when the city's in
- 1:23:09chaos, if you're gonna do something, you're gonna be a pizza shit.
- 1:23:12Yeah. Wow, what do you think about the story? X fucking crazy?
- 1:23:16Dog? You have you ever heard of anyone getting beat up? Yeah?
- 1:23:20Yeah. I used to live in apartments like bad, badly. Did
- 1:23:25you know the neighbor the police show. Yeah, yeah, the lady fool
- 1:23:30and then the neighbors that she uses like she's like, oh see you,
- 1:23:32oh yeah fool Like yeah, like I fool pushed her down the stairs.
- 1:23:38Yeah, neighbor upstairs one time and it seemed like they were fighting, but
- 1:23:43it was really one of them just beating the ship out of themselves. What's
- 1:23:46white people ship? For sure, she wasn't she wasn't white. But no,
- 1:23:50it's fucking trippy because it was like I had a kid, you know,
- 1:23:54living with us, you know, because of dating a girl with a
- 1:23:57kid for a few years, and we'd always hear like fighting and all this
- 1:24:00stuff going on up so there's like yelling, and then it escalated to like
- 1:24:02loud thuds and stuff like that and stuff breaking. Yeah, And like I
- 1:24:08used to be able to like hit the ceiling with like a broom and the
- 1:24:11chill, and then it just like got out of hand, and so like
- 1:24:13at the point where I'm like, middle of the night knocking on the door,
- 1:24:15like yo, y'all need to shut the fuck up. Like it got
- 1:24:18to a point like that. And I remember there's one night, you know,
- 1:24:20one morning, I was walking out for work and I see one of
- 1:24:24them come down and I just go, hey, buck's going on up there,
- 1:24:29and she was like, it's not your business. I go, fuck,
- 1:24:30it is my business. Like there's a kid down here that's listening to
- 1:24:33whatever the hell y'all are doing up there. You're waking them up. Y'all
- 1:24:36sound violent as shit, what the fuck is going on? And she goes
- 1:24:40so I just get so mad and just starts decking herself in the fucking face.
- 1:24:45And I remember I was just like, damn. I was like,
- 1:24:47yo, you just need to get fucking help. So she was hitting herself
- 1:24:51the whole time. I mean, I'm sure they were breaking stuff too,
- 1:24:55but like it definitely sounded like somebody was beating somebody up. But yeah,
- 1:25:00she was just punching herself in the fucking face, like hardest shit in front
- 1:25:02of me. I was like, oh my god, one time I heard
- 1:25:05that ship and it's gonna yeah, yeah, and it's a female. Give
- 1:25:10it up. One time I heard that ship and the next morning I ended
- 1:25:13up smoking a blown with him. So we ended up so it's prom night,
- 1:25:15no prom night. We ended up getting a room right next to the
- 1:25:18beach because we I think Radio's dad in the soberno in the soprano when he
- 1:25:24threw that based on the stair and then he's like treating to keep a Oh
- 1:25:27yeah, something like that happened. So it's Prom night and uh, we
- 1:25:30go to prom obviously and end up getting a room like that was already the
- 1:25:33planet. It wasn't like spontaneous. We already had the room, but it
- 1:25:35was right next to the beach and we had one room and it was like,
- 1:25:41you know, typical fucking like six of us, like six to two
- 1:25:44bedroom girls guys. Like there wasn't really boning, but like we went and
- 1:25:48at night, like in the middle of night, you just hear this fool
- 1:25:51like hitting someone, and you just hear a loud bunch of loud bullshit and
- 1:25:57then you're like, I remember everybody was like you heard that, right,
- 1:26:00you hear that? And then I was like, fuck, dude, like
- 1:26:01what do we do? Like as little kids are like seventeen, and I
- 1:26:03was like what do we do? Yeah, like how do how do we
- 1:26:06help this? Yeah? You kind of want to help her, but we're
- 1:26:09like, uh, he's gonna fuck us up too. So eventually we just
- 1:26:13stay quiet and we kind of just like call call it a night. We
- 1:26:15drank the beers and we called it a night. And the next morning we
- 1:26:17wake up and I start rolling a blood and the patio and he comes out.
- 1:26:23He's patio. It's a black dude. I didn't know what he was
- 1:26:26before. And then he's like you got a lighter. I was like yeah.
- 1:26:30He's like you you want to, you know, smoke with me and
- 1:26:31shit, And I was like at that point, I'm like you can hit
- 1:26:34ass. So yeah, I'm like yeah, whatever, yeah, whatever,
- 1:26:36dog, I'll even give you my weed if you want. Oh my god,
- 1:26:41yeah, don't hit me like whatever you did last night. And then
- 1:26:44mid blunt he's like, sorry, but last night, bitch was out of
- 1:26:46hand. Yo. He wasn't even trying to hide that ship, no,
- 1:26:50bro, he being the fuck out of her. Dog was just my homie
- 1:26:54was like I said, it was like it was like six of us and
- 1:26:56the females were inside because we're like, hey, go inside type of ship,
- 1:26:59like let us smell. And we heard him. We heard him say
- 1:27:01that, and like we even stopped doing nas when we heard the ass beating.
- 1:27:05Yeah, Like we're like, the cops are gonna come and they're gonna
- 1:27:09find the nas and then we're gonna get in trouble for some ship that has
- 1:27:11nothing to do with us. But dude, he came out there and he
- 1:27:15just looked a bitch was at hand. And it was a fancier hotel,
- 1:27:16but not fancy if you live in the beach. So if he if he
- 1:27:19was a pimp in the beach, that was as cheap as he could go.
- 1:27:23Oh my god, you get what I mean, Like we thought it
- 1:27:25was fans. He was like, oh, a beach pool, a hotel
- 1:27:27by the beach. It was really by the beach, but it was the
- 1:27:29cheapest one by the beach. He's pimping on the beach. He that was
- 1:27:32his yeah, yeah, and then he saw his rolling blood and he's like
- 1:27:38these these cats cool. You know, he probably like. But when I
- 1:27:41heard that, I was like, it was like the first time I interacted
- 1:27:44with like a pimp pimp where I was like, oh, dude, this
- 1:27:46is fucking hustle and flow, Like this guy needs a mic, You need
- 1:27:54a voice? Yeah, it's only needs a mic. Dog, what was
- 1:27:57going on last night? I almost asked for the price. God damn,
- 1:28:00I'm just kidding. I did it. Jesus Christ, that's son, that's
- 1:28:04that's yeah. And that was a fucking and I didn't I figured out this
- 1:28:09one was just a pimp beating up his house. He didn't come in with
- 1:28:13enough money. Whoop, you don't know say, but like, God damn.
- 1:28:16The fact that he was so laxed about it too that it was a
- 1:28:19blunt It literally was blunt. And then he knew we had nos because we
- 1:28:23were hitting the noz in the morning already, yea in the morning. Yeah,
- 1:28:27the patio, like we got we got to eleven. We woke up
- 1:28:29early and we started and the guy, like I said, the guy came
- 1:28:31over, he joined in and hit her too. I almost asked how much
- 1:28:36it was for what. So essentially he believes that he rented a hotel room
- 1:28:43next to a pimp who beat. The next morning he came out and he
- 1:28:48was like, let me hit the and then he was like sorry, that
- 1:28:50bitch was out of hand. Yeah, bro, And there was like you
- 1:28:55know those days where there like six people to the whole town was a two
- 1:28:57bedroom and the females and a human trafficker. Yeah yeah, it was crazy,
- 1:29:01bro. Now we're gonna get T shirts with just XG smokes with human
- 1:29:05traffickers. It was crazy, bro. He said my week was a good
- 1:29:11school. Did you tell him his hands were good? I was. I
- 1:29:16was not trying to fok with that homie. Oh the homie staw on the
- 1:29:19line too. What's up? Dog? We have we had a phone call?
- 1:29:23Yeah it was you saw on the line, right dog. No,
- 1:29:26he didn't call that was that was no they started with the phone call.
- 1:29:29Was not that was a voicemail? Oh, oh my bad. I also
- 1:29:33love the fact, man, you were just talking about like the voicemail spot,
- 1:29:40I'm three joints? Do you want me to do? I literally thought
- 1:29:42it was a call, was like, what that's fucking do we have another
- 1:29:45voice mailer? All right, another voicemail? Somebody said, what a lane
- 1:29:53me or the pimp? No, because you didn't know that. But we
- 1:29:57don't smoke the same podcast. This is Idaho again, straight out of the
- 1:30:02two o eight. I see, well, I heard that you guys had
- 1:30:10a comment come up about five thousand dollars a puppy. Actually, no,
- 1:30:15we're a little more reasonable. We If you guys have any comp questions,
- 1:30:23comments, concerns, anything, whatever, it doesn't matter, hit us up
- 1:30:27on Facebook. We are on Facebook. We are on TikTok on Facebook.
- 1:30:32Is Careo Kennel's or your real carel He's advertises is Careo Kennel's three five nine.
- 1:30:46I believe. Yeah, like I said, and he's one for sure
- 1:30:54on that sponsorship. My guy, I've already said this best podcast. Would
- 1:31:00be an honor to do that, my guy. Let me know if you
- 1:31:06want to get a hold of me, give me a message or call me.
- 1:31:13We could. We could, we could figure something out, all right,
- 1:31:16for sure, we'll do that. It's not again, fuck you dog,
- 1:31:31Like here you go. He's like, how's this for live? Bitch?
- 1:31:35Hatter as full You must have said something him and his dog dog.
- 1:31:41Anyways, I'm just kidding another gotta jortop dogs like fucking Predict. Why you
- 1:31:46gotta throw a Predict under the bus too, bro, Like they already you're
- 1:31:50already. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. He's all
- 1:31:55fucking child child. Throw him over here talking shit. You see Predict,
- 1:32:00that's why he sucked you. Heels you the tape? Yeah, no,
- 1:32:04yeah, Predict. Where's my tank? Don't worry about that tank? Next
- 1:32:08one? All right, here we going just from Ethan. Hey ea,
- 1:32:13Zone. Let Xavier know it's just a fucking joke, my guy. I
- 1:32:19honestly think Exavier like a top dog right there. No, No, no,
- 1:32:26for sure, No, but he's Zone. Yeah. You guys are
- 1:32:29way cool man. Love you guys, Love the podcast. I always look
- 1:32:34forward to it, my guy. When I just heard my voicemail on the
- 1:32:40podcast that came out today, so definitely had me freaking excited. My guy,
- 1:32:45Ray you the guy, my guy? Yeah once again? Hell yeah
- 1:32:56yeah, fuck you Ethan. Where's my accolades? This was sent yesterday at
- 1:33:01four five pm, four or five pm. Oh, these are probably people
- 1:33:08that are watching the show and they call in, Dude, They are you're
- 1:33:11catching up with the show and then they call in that's cute. No,
- 1:33:15I take that back, Ethan, thanks for calling in. Yeah, anybody
- 1:33:18who else wants to call it your mother, welcome to you know what movie?
- 1:33:21I saw that. I couldn't understand why they took it off theaters because
- 1:33:25they said it was so bad the Flash. Did you watch it? I
- 1:33:30heard that it sucked so much balls good it was? It was? It
- 1:33:34was not bad. I mean, I'm gonna watch it. The storyline on
- 1:33:40it, it was not bad. I think the thing that made it horrible
- 1:33:42was that they use the same animation they used to make the original two thousand
- 1:33:45one Hulk. Oh no, yes, I was like, yo, like
- 1:33:50what part like the movie? Yeah? Where he runs and oh no,
- 1:33:57Like there's something about that like DC you couldn't get, like the budget or
- 1:34:00what. Speaking of DC, Batman days coming up? So day is that?
- 1:34:05I don't know, but the Nolan trilogy of Batman, they're gonna put
- 1:34:12it in theaters for that day. So if you like Christopher Nolan's version of
- 1:34:15Batman, which I feel is the best Batman easily, fucking go watch this
- 1:34:19show. I'm gonna watch it for sure. September sixteenth, is Batman dais?
- 1:34:23I hope they. I hope it's on Imax two because they shot it
- 1:34:27on Imax. So Dark Night, Dark Knight is easily one of the best
- 1:34:33movie experiences I've ever had. Yeah. No, because I was working at
- 1:34:39Alamo Drafthouse. We did an employee screaming, so just all of us like
- 1:34:44highest shit and drunk is shit getting rowdy. Like I had to watch that
- 1:34:47movie again just to hear the five minutes after the pencil scene because we all
- 1:34:51collectively lost our ship. We were throwing stuff in the air, like ah
- 1:34:56Man, that that was easily Yeah, Like I said, like Batman on
- 1:35:00a side, that movie was one of the best movie experiences I've ever had.
- 1:35:03It's one of the best comic book films ever, easily without trying to
- 1:35:08be a comic book film, which is really hard to do, but they
- 1:35:12did it right. I wish they would make comic book movies good again.
- 1:35:15Yeah. I'm really sad about everything right now. I hope they just started
- 1:35:18making all them. That's who Xavier. Honestly, they should have stopped after
- 1:35:23that movie, after Spider Man and Xan Trash. I mean, I like
- 1:35:27the Blue Beetles. Who where characters that superhero? Okay, here's the thing.
- 1:35:33No, blue Beetles, fucking tightest shit, Blue beetles, fucking beetles
- 1:35:39gay as an illegal. That shit's horrible, dude. And don't know,
- 1:35:42dude, it's not even you know who's the real superhero? Speedy Gonzalez.
- 1:35:45That was the first Mexican superhero full ram, fastest, fuck like tacos and
- 1:35:50that ship was legit, dog speed, silence, save people. He saved
- 1:35:56people by giving them tacos. Dog shows up, gives you. Dude,
- 1:36:03that's a fucking movie. Dog qualifies as a superhero. I really now I
- 1:36:09want to see the fucking like the Christopher Nolan movie The World, Speedy Gonzalez
- 1:36:15number one Mexican character in the world. ABC band Speedy Gonzales from its airwaves
- 1:36:21during the nineteen eighties because the title character presents a stereotypical image that is not
- 1:36:27offset by any other race. Yeah, Brony me a talk, but we
- 1:36:31run fast? Yeah we do. Have you seen us to run through the
- 1:36:33border fast? He has to be a human being to be a superhuman,
- 1:36:40I mean superhero. Sorry, beatles, n I got rocket Raccoon. Is
- 1:36:44he a humans? Is that human superheroes? Though? What's up? Is
- 1:36:50that Raccoon the one from the works with Group Guardians? Yeah, that Raccoon's
- 1:36:57pretty cool. Raccoon's fucking tight. Yeah. Love. They have a dog
- 1:37:00up there now too, Yeah split nick Dog. I forget what the dog's
- 1:37:05name is in the movies, but yeah, it's it's like the one that
- 1:37:08the Russians sent into space. They really do that. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:37:13they send him into space and never retrieve him. Damn. Yeah, fun
- 1:37:16way to die. Yeah that sucks. Yeah, dude, science is crazy,
- 1:37:24man, But yeah, yeah, they sent just like I think it
- 1:37:27was. I'm not even to pretend like I know what the name of the
- 1:37:30spacecraft was. But huh, Mexican superhero fucking punch will be a dude.
- 1:37:36They could have just had superpower, but it's technically superhuman about him. Could
- 1:37:41have just added some superpowers to him. That's that's fiction. Isn't this fiction?
- 1:37:45I'm just saying the Blue Beetle I don't really. Yeah, it's a
- 1:37:47comic book. Nobody ever fucking thinks that this person is for real. Like
- 1:37:50you're the only person who's trying to argue. Yeah, who's sorry, I
- 1:37:56don't know, Like you're trying to argue that he's not like some people.
- 1:37:59They needed something bro like, there's nothing in marble, there's nothing like nobody
- 1:38:02wants to like. Honestly, if they would have made a fucking movie about
- 1:38:05Pancho Billa like that, nobody would go see. Okay, okay, But
- 1:38:08either way, then Banderas and Tony Banderis he played a Zoro. No,
- 1:38:15he actually I think it was either Pancho Villa or the other food. I
- 1:38:19looked like, you're leg Zoro, dude, fucking any superhero will kill him,
- 1:38:27Robin will kill him. I'm just saying, guys, Puss in boots
- 1:38:30Man Antonio Bandera's best role ever. Yes, I actually just saw that,
- 1:38:35the latest one. It's really good. The film is called and starring Pancho
- 1:38:40Villa, played by Antonio Banderas. There you go, Exavier, why didn't
- 1:38:44you watch that three? You haven't watched that movie. You have not watched
- 1:38:50that movie at all. That's what the funk I thought. I don't know,
- 1:38:54just the blue beetle. When when someone's like, oh, there's a
- 1:38:56Mexican character, I was like superhero, was like, dope, what is
- 1:38:58in And then they said blue Beetle. I'm never ever heard of him.
- 1:39:00I don't know. Blue Beetles tight the only thing abong, I'm not even
- 1:39:03that was like Iron Man. It's essentially Iron Man, except he has a
- 1:39:09sentient armor like Venom, So it's the the beetle itself, a little scare
- 1:39:14beetle or whatever its real small or is he still a fucking big as fuck?
- 1:39:17No, no, no, he doesn't do ant Man. Okay,
- 1:39:19see, I really don't know. I'm not it's being serious questions, but
- 1:39:21no, no. But essentially, the shitty thing is that ant Man and
- 1:39:27Blue Beetle are almost the exact same like storyline and premise, but the differences
- 1:39:30is that Blue Beetle I think it's supposed to be alien tech, and it
- 1:39:36chooses him. He becomes a Blue Beetle, And so what's cool about his
- 1:39:41powers is kind of like later on an Iron Man, like like the Infinity
- 1:39:45War, where his suit can like bold into different like things and boosters and
- 1:39:51all this other shit. Essentially, the Blue Beetle armor can do a similar
- 1:39:56thing where it can manifest like certain like random weapons just from the armor.
- 1:40:03So Blue Beetles ape a dope, a dope hero man. I heard the
- 1:40:06movie. No, I've I've heard the movie is is Me, but the
- 1:40:12comic book character is dope iss shit. Okay, so you actually read the
- 1:40:16comic book. I mean I like comics, try to I don't read them
- 1:40:20all, but I try to stay on top of it, you know,
- 1:40:23as much as I can. It's like, it's like the reason I watched
- 1:40:25the all the Spider Man movies because I've read the comics. Yeah, honestly,
- 1:40:29Man Spider Versus currently the best like direction for any kind of a comic
- 1:40:34book movie right now. Yep. I do want to see the Marvels coming
- 1:40:38out, though. I think that's gonna be good, the Marvel Marvels.
- 1:40:41So it's a Captain Marvel, Miss Marvel, and then I forget the third
- 1:40:45chicks name from Wanda Vision. It's it's a it's a female superhero movie.
- 1:40:50It's her name, Wanda. No, it's not wand Streaming just like the
- 1:41:00just like uh, just like that. What's that one movie where all the
- 1:41:02toys ended up at the Swammy the Elementals or something like that, Like it
- 1:41:08was like some Marvel shit where like they nobody knew who these fucking heroes were.
- 1:41:13It's probably the Elementals. Yeah that okay. That one No, no,
- 1:41:15no, wasn't the Elementals. It was the Eternals. That one yeah,
- 1:41:18fucking garbage, bro, Like, no, it's not good, dude.
- 1:41:23All their toys ended up at the Swammy well, and I was like,
- 1:41:26okay, when the toys don't sell, the movie tickets don't sell,
- 1:41:30because I never see Spider Man toys at the Swami in abundance. I really
- 1:41:33want to see the Eternals just because, like, all right, I have
- 1:41:38deep dove into comic book stuff and essentially the thing with the Celestials and like
- 1:41:42those guys, they're supposed to be some of the original beings in the universe
- 1:41:46kind of thing. The moment they made a universe that they got confusing,
- 1:41:49like I just needed to know iron Man fucking the stretchy dude, the thing,
- 1:41:56yeah, and what is it? And Spider Man and Vannom and there
- 1:42:00was there was already enough to keep up with once they opened up this universe
- 1:42:02shit. I was like, so, you don't like the Guardians of the
- 1:42:03Galaxy movies. I only watch one. Oh, you need to watch the
- 1:42:08second, and I need to watch the third. You don't you don't like
- 1:42:13them? I saw I saw two. You didn't like it. I'm not
- 1:42:16hip with that series. That's fair. I enjoy it, and I think
- 1:42:20with the space stuff like so, they're about to do The Kang Dynasty and
- 1:42:25Secret Wars. That's gonna be the next Avengers installments. God damn it.
- 1:42:30I'm really hoping they do those well, because like the Kang Dynasty, the
- 1:42:33dude just time travels so much that essentially there's just millions upon millions of the
- 1:42:40same guy. Remember that movie about the fucking the Asian superhero they went straight
- 1:42:44to to be Shang Chi. Yeah and the Rings or something like that.
- 1:42:47Yeah, fucking garbage. They had some really cool fight scenes, but it
- 1:42:51was just, yeah, yeah, it was. It's not I don't know,
- 1:42:56man, they thought they thought Asian people were gonna go like Horreshi and
- 1:43:00it's so rock since you watched some of these films, right, dude,
- 1:43:06it's because they're fucking they're trying to rush push it. Why are they rushing?
- 1:43:11They're rushing take their time. I don't because they're money hungry. I
- 1:43:15mean, why can't they pay their writers? Hollywood still on strike, yeah,
- 1:43:17man, and all the late night shows are about to crack out,
- 1:43:20right now one are they're bringing back Fantastic four hopefully never They've been talking,
- 1:43:27but they're not bringing Yeah they're not, dude, ruin, they're gonna pope
- 1:43:31some other diversity who knows me and I'm black, it's Fantastic four. It
- 1:43:36gotta be four white guys like that. Fucking white people like that. Fucking
- 1:43:41That's why I'm back, Like, we can't. Who's gonna put in there?
- 1:43:45It's hard to have like four people equally like have lines the news Snow
- 1:43:50White review. Oh, there's not even no midgets in the original story the
- 1:43:57doors. Yeah, okay, well then no where I'm asking questions. Yeah,
- 1:44:00that was it's called snow White in the Seven Dwarves. But there were
- 1:44:02there midgets in the original story. Rating back in the fucking Times, I
- 1:44:06don't know. I never read it. Okay, so we only know the
- 1:44:10Disney movie. But well, I can tell you one thing. The princess
- 1:44:13was always white. Chick's Mexicans. Fuck, that is funny to me.
- 1:44:18Snow white, she ain't white. And then and then you know, she
- 1:44:23doesn't end up getting married because it's not traditional. Get he saves her day.
- 1:44:29He saves her the way that the original movie bitch, how did you
- 1:44:32know? Are you gonna get out the forest? Well, the way the
- 1:44:34original, like Disney movie ends, it's always speculated that snow White actually stays
- 1:44:40dead and then just goes to heaven. Either way he dies, Yeah,
- 1:44:46either the man saves her day or she dies. He makes out her Yeah,
- 1:44:50that's fine. Then she wakes up and she's alive. When was the
- 1:44:53last time you kissed a dead body? If it came back to life if
- 1:44:58I was dead, And that's never guarantee, try it, Try it,
- 1:45:02kiss more dead body. Next time you see someone that just make out with
- 1:45:05them might come back to life. You know, they should definitely try that
- 1:45:09practice. In the er, we're losing him. Kiss him. So there
- 1:45:14are seven dwarves in the original fairy Tale, which came out in eighteen twelve.
- 1:45:19Imagine writing that ship in eighteen twelve. Seven dwarfs, okay, seven
- 1:45:25draws lost their job because this bitch want to be politically correct. Dwarfism and
- 1:45:30midgets or little people are two different things. One of them is severely smaller,
- 1:45:35right, little people. I'm trying to remember what it is, but
- 1:45:40I think dwarf ism they still have when you look at the normal head kind
- 1:45:44of and everything else is shrunk. No way, I think that's what it
- 1:45:48is. If I'm not mistaken. Have you never seen I thought little people?
- 1:45:51I thought little people were were were. I think the term for everybody
- 1:45:56now is little people. Okay, but midget they were. They had the
- 1:46:00same hands. Because you know, you don't know what I'm talking about,
- 1:46:02Like someone like I'm googling this, know what's crazy? I never met a
- 1:46:08handicap midget. I feel like God wouldn't make you handicap animated. You watch
- 1:46:11a crazy documentary about a midget the other day? Did you watch it?
- 1:46:15Right on Max? What's it called? Oh? Dude, I mean she's
- 1:46:18a midget. It's like the Orphan movie. They didn't know if she was
- 1:46:21like thirteen or twenty two, and then they change your age. Dude,
- 1:46:25it's a whole shit show. There's a handicap midget because yeah, of course,
- 1:46:28definitely definitely brom Now, they can't make you handicap animatedget. You're a
- 1:46:33handicap if you're you're tractically handicap if you're a little person, right, yep,
- 1:46:41ring ring, that's true. They get the blacker you ever seen him?
- 1:46:44Drive? Bro? I kept up with a car the other day just
- 1:46:45to fucking I'm like, get that maget driving and you followed him to the
- 1:46:49party to take the five but I was trying to get a video of him.
- 1:46:55But I'm pretty sure he like you, like kind of new My favorite
- 1:46:58little person's story to get off on the half rap Now he went like to
- 1:47:01heading to your house and I had to go to the ten towards Mestino.
- 1:47:04I think my favorite little person's story was do you know who Bushwick Bill is?
- 1:47:09Yeah? Yeah, I did a show. He popped in on a
- 1:47:11four twenty party in Texas because he's from Texas. I mean, you don't
- 1:47:15have to explain that to me. Tell Xavier, he doesn't believe your stories.
- 1:47:17He's still away from this place, did he? Yeah, that's what
- 1:47:19I heard, a little biasso. Why would he do that because he's Bushwick
- 1:47:24Bill. He's Bushwick Bill? Was was but but yeah it was funny because
- 1:47:29I was DJ in this party and I wasn't super familiar with like who he
- 1:47:31was, and I was still like kind of new to hip hop. So
- 1:47:34I'm DJ and this party and all of a sudden, I see this little
- 1:47:39dude with a fucking eye patch, and like a dime piece on his arm
- 1:47:43and he's holding her hand up like like his hand is up like this,
- 1:47:45like walking with her like a little kid. And I remember being like,
- 1:47:48Yo, they got a camel with this party, they got a bison,
- 1:47:50they got this going on. This is the best party I've ever been to.
- 1:47:55And he comes up and he was like, hey, man, you
- 1:47:58guy, it feels good to be a gangster instrumental and I was like,
- 1:48:00yeah, give me like fifteen man, I'll get it cute up just in
- 1:48:04the middle of something, and then didn't put it together until you know.
- 1:48:08I was like, yeah, like if you want to grab a mic,
- 1:48:10like, I'll get the instrumental kid up for you because cool, give me
- 1:48:12a second, and like hollers and like all of a sudden, like this
- 1:48:15room as DJ and four, which was already decent, is now fucking shoulder
- 1:48:18to shoulder, and so he starts doing feels good to be a gangster,
- 1:48:21and it was like it took a second, but I remember being like,
- 1:48:25oh, that's that's Bushwi, the famous midget. Yeah. He was super
- 1:48:31nice man. He was so he was very down to earth, famous little
- 1:48:33people of America. Dude. I found a difference right from this website called
- 1:48:39diffen dot com. Midget. This is the fucking article dwarf versus midget.
- 1:48:45That's a fight I want to see refers to a person who was very short
- 1:48:49but normally proportioned. The term midget is not rarely used and it's considered offensive,
- 1:48:56but it's usage was very common until the end of the twentieth entry thanks
- 1:49:00to these out No, it will be alive and it will be the dwarf.
- 1:49:05First to a person with one of several varieties of specific genetic condition called
- 1:49:12dwarfism. A dwarf has disproportion of body parts. This is generally caused by
- 1:49:16a genetic or nutritional disability. So those fools, those fools look like my
- 1:49:19precious huh. Any human below the height of four feet and ten inches is
- 1:49:27considered a dwarf. We man we man from from Jackass, because that's a
- 1:49:31dwarf. No matter what picture of the Lord of the Ring, guys,
- 1:49:34no matter what you're still say, you're gonna get. You're gonna get midget
- 1:49:39canceled. No, no, no, the guy with the ring, the
- 1:49:42one who was trying to hoard that's what I picture, he said. Dwarf
- 1:49:45no dwarfs. Dwarfs like like typically the one that you see the most is
- 1:49:49for dwarfism is they have like a normal size head like you and I,
- 1:49:54but then their body is smaller. So yeah, but then and then yeah,
- 1:49:59the little people are more proportionate still but just very small. Be tired.
- 1:50:03If we could make like our own dwarf like soccer team or like a
- 1:50:08league, a little dwarf you know what, I didn't know it was a
- 1:50:11problem. You have to divide it in half though, like not eleven players
- 1:50:13like half of that, and have the field I have to field. The
- 1:50:15field can only be if you did football, it could only be fifty yard
- 1:50:20same goalie, the same goalie, but the goal is the same size.
- 1:50:25A lot of goals do A lot of goals are fun. You got a
- 1:50:28call from Minnesota. Thank you for calling and we don't smoke the same podcast
- 1:50:33was this, Hey bro, it's snake Brandon Doris again. I just wanted
- 1:50:39to say thank you guys for taking the fall again. Oh hey man,
- 1:50:43thank you Brandon. Are you calling from more in Minnesota? Yeah? Bro,
- 1:50:47bro, yeah, definitely thank you for remembering. Shout out bolts and
- 1:50:51yeah, shout out Bolton. Bravo and his crew. But yeah, I
- 1:50:57just want to say. I just want to talk about legos. Any cool
- 1:51:00Legos that you say, then you might want to, might want to build
- 1:51:03or something any new? Uh type of vibes Like I want to. I'm
- 1:51:10not really too big into building legos. I plan to. I have this
- 1:51:14home alone house. I have it, and I do plan, like you
- 1:51:17know, to build it when I get my house. Yeah, but that's
- 1:51:20that's about it. Yeah. Yeah, bro, why are you into legos?
- 1:51:26Legs? Yeah? Bro, honestly, but check it. Like I'm
- 1:51:30from I'm from Orange right, so like I grew up different. I had
- 1:51:34toys, but there's times where I didn't. And now that I'm an adult
- 1:51:41and I'm twenty eight, I'm like fucking legos. Who doesn't love Legos?
- 1:51:45Do you have do you have the this is this Pokemon? I get it?
- 1:51:49Yeah? Do you have do you have the DeLorean set? Yeah?
- 1:51:51Yeah? I mean I'm a Yugo fan. I think I'm more of a
- 1:51:57Ugio fan than I'm a Pokemon fan. But that's just me. Yo yo.
- 1:52:01What's your what's your favorite Lego that you bought? Because for me,
- 1:52:05I really wanted the DeLorean. The Dolorean. No, those technics are cool,
- 1:52:13though. The car one I'm a fan of, like the the Avengers,
- 1:52:18or more like historical or architect one architectual. Have you seen those conventions
- 1:52:26where they have like the whole buildings, like it's like a whole fucking thing.
- 1:52:30I've reposted some of those videos where it's like they have like a whole
- 1:52:33scene of Spider Man and like vandom and the buildings that those always want to
- 1:52:36go to. One of those convinces we should some nerdy shake that idea.
- 1:52:41She had a plant lego ight shake had a plant lego on and I was
- 1:52:46like, you don't want my dumbas was like yeah, I was want to
- 1:52:48be funny. I was like made out of legos, Like I know,
- 1:52:53bitch, I was being funny. I wouldn't I would have. I wouldn't.
- 1:52:56It's not funny lego. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I would have
- 1:52:59made like my own little version of my lego person. I would have stuck
- 1:53:01it on the flat, just like left. How cool were how cool?
- 1:53:08Though? I know y'all did you guys have you guys? Bondicles, bionicles,
- 1:53:14bioniclessles were dull. They were all right. That was the people that
- 1:53:18wanted like action figures, but also legos at the same time. So,
- 1:53:26dope, Hey, who are those? Yeah, yeah, those toys.
- 1:53:29R rust ones are cool, those like robot ones. We put the little
- 1:53:31balls, those little like cut up balls, and the machines would raise them
- 1:53:34up and dump them on the little Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
- 1:53:38The yeah that should those were complex, a little plastic. Dope,
- 1:53:45why are you not like an architecture or a carpenter, fo It sounds like
- 1:53:47you'd probably be good at it just because he builds lego. Bro, I'm
- 1:53:53just interested. I'm just interested in this, like loving life, just living
- 1:53:58life to the fullest, jumping off the fucking air plane type of lives,
- 1:54:02fucking get in the ocean, you know, jump off the pier. I'm
- 1:54:05from Cali. Bro. It's a different world over here, different people,
- 1:54:10different world, different vibe. You gotta find your click and you gotta vibe
- 1:54:13with them, and you really gotta ride, you know what I mean.
- 1:54:15You gotta gotta be you what took you to Minnesota? But oh yeah,
- 1:54:23yeah, my cousin. I think I don't know if I told you guys
- 1:54:26this on here, but I'll stay it again for the viewers. Fucking so
- 1:54:30yeah, my family moved out here, my premo and he took care of
- 1:54:35me. He helped me get on my seat, and I met a girl,
- 1:54:39knocked her up and we had a kid. Shout out Oliver and fucking
- 1:54:45yeah, we had a kid. And now I'm separated. I'm trying to
- 1:54:47get back on my feet. Well that's it, just having fun, bro,
- 1:54:51living life, buying gifts for people, riding down what you want to
- 1:54:56do on your vision board, sucking you know what, Bro, that's that's
- 1:55:02gonna be afraid of the heat. That's what I'm talking about. Dog.
- 1:55:05I appreciate that you over here sharing the good vibes. This guy's just living
- 1:55:10life one lego at a time, bro. You know what I mean,
- 1:55:13Bro, I put my pants on like everybody else, one lego at a
- 1:55:15time, just stacking, stacking in life, brick by brick bro all but
- 1:55:20you know what, though I can't. That's cool bro. You sound happy.
- 1:55:24Bro. So I'm like, shit, keep building Lego, send us
- 1:55:27pictures of this shit. I want to see this ship where we posted Yeah
- 1:55:30yeah, I mean my kid made them. Yeah, we got a couple.
- 1:55:34We got a couple for sure. Definitely gotta you know what legos is
- 1:55:40all about. You gotta buy the lights and the extra and do like the
- 1:55:44extra little modifications to it like it's pretty though, Like if you were buy
- 1:55:48like one of them, like you said those architects houses one, or like
- 1:55:53you bought like the White House for example, you can literally light it up
- 1:55:56to where it looks lit up inside in the windows and everything start. I
- 1:56:01feel like this has that Remember Malcolm in the Middle when the when Lowest destroys
- 1:56:05that town. Yeah yeah, yeah, but ay bro, we went to
- 1:56:10get into Rock Sampson's clothes out. I want to thank you for calling up
- 1:56:12the show. Appreciate you dog, and uh you stay up man. Hopefully
- 1:56:19he's truly nice. Thank you for sure. Brothers. All right, all
- 1:56:26right, well hey man, we want to thank everybody for tuning in today.
- 1:56:29Honestly, Uh, salute to you guys. Smooth as Saturday. Even
- 1:56:32though it was raining, does you know we still kept it going though it
- 1:56:35was a flood in here, still kept it going. Thank you for the
- 1:56:39three hundred and two subscribers on patriar. I'm gonna get ready, We're gonna
- 1:56:45get a fucking ring like or something. I could jump up from the second
- 1:56:50floor to like like you know, like a landing pad, like a bungee
- 1:56:55house. What. So we told them at three hundred, I was gonna
- 1:56:58kick Exavier down the stairs like pillows, and I was and I was gonna
- 1:57:01jump from the second floor like into like one of those like you know how
- 1:57:04like fire trucks. Yeah, the little safety thing. Yeah, I think
- 1:57:08I could do it. It's not that high, right, full cement.
- 1:57:11That's that's like cement cement. I mean, I've tore my ACL, so
- 1:57:14I'm not fucking with no heights. Oh damn. How'd you tell your skateboarding?
- 1:57:18Hey, well, I'm not How did they repair it? Patella or
- 1:57:23semen? I mean I didn't have insurance? Dog? No, But did
- 1:57:26you get a patel attendant? Did you get a cadaver tendant? Or what?
- 1:57:30They had to replace your your ACL with? What? You don't know?
- 1:57:33Do you just say you don't know? They didn't like it's still fucking
- 1:57:36Oh, it's still fucked up. Oh damn. How does I got mine?
- 1:57:40Repair? Damn? Oh shit, I got privileged? Who So,
- 1:57:45how's your ankle? Al? It's fine, I do work out to strengthen
- 1:57:51it and stuff like that. But yeah, I didn't have health insurance when
- 1:57:54it happened, and it's kind of it's pointlessly after the end. Now it's
- 1:57:57like, well, I'd love to get something done eventually, but it's just
- 1:58:00hard to make it a priority because I can walk around just fine. Every
- 1:58:03once in a while my knee dislocates, but I know how to put it
- 1:58:05back in. As much as I see on two picks, I have no
- 1:58:09idea. It would be a pretty penny. But you know what you could
- 1:58:13do, right, You know what you could do. You can get a
- 1:58:15stem cell shot in there. Ah, yeah, that'd be tight for real,
- 1:58:17like an athlete. It's not like you're gonna go fucking do crazy athlete
- 1:58:23ship. I missed skateboarding, but yeah, I'm never gonna do it again.
- 1:58:26Yeah, okay, so we're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna try to jump
- 1:58:29up from the second floor. Hopefully we wrote us and stop this. Just
- 1:58:32get some good pets down there. Well, we're gonna get the big thing,
- 1:58:35you know, and uh, Exavier, I'm gonna kick you down the
- 1:58:38stairs if you ever want. He's gonna be wrappeding pillows though, so he's
- 1:58:41that way. He doesn't get hurt. I would say, my apartment complex
- 1:58:43is set up where our balcony is right above the pool, so you can
- 1:58:45always come over and do that if you want. Oh, two story he
- 1:58:49jump into two story pool. That's way better than a way better dude,
- 1:58:54hezone, you're gonna do it. I don't know how to switch jumping.
- 1:58:57That's the best part. We got the emergency thing. Yeah, we'll be
- 1:59:00there, we'll save We're not gonna die. Me and him will be How
- 1:59:02are you gonna get in the studio if you die? Dude, I can
- 1:59:05die. It's a second look to save you. You don't think me can
- 1:59:09rock and get your I can. The most is gonna happen is I could
- 1:59:11just break my leg here. You're not dying over there. You're not gonna
- 1:59:15die in a pool. You got me, You got me five feet.
- 1:59:17Yeah, we'll save you. I don't know. I have to think about
- 1:59:19this, dude. I'm just saying, jumping into water would be a lot
- 1:59:23safer than a lot than cement. If that thing I'm not jumping into cement,
- 1:59:28it's gonna be an inflatable padland, you know what I mean? What
- 1:59:30if that fatable pad don't come through. You're a big boy, Tyler said,
- 1:59:35Tyler Land. That's how I broke my ankle zone. And don't jump
- 1:59:39down the stairs, even if you got something soft down there, see man.
- 1:59:47So yeah, if you guys want to come, do semen, semen,
- 1:59:50semen. All right, So I guess Tyler has a point. But
- 1:59:55if your guys want to come dive off into the pool, let me know.
- 1:59:58I got you, all right, and I have to fucking go bodies
- 2:00:01food for three hundred seconds. No, that's a lot, three hundred seconds.
- 2:00:05I don't even think you can punch me for that long. It is
- 2:00:08thirty seconds. Thirty seconds of punching. I thought you said three hundred seconds.
- 2:00:12I know I did it first. But thirty seconds, though, we
- 2:00:15just go bodies. You want to you want to punch him for thirty seconds?
- 2:00:17We gotta punch each other tight. No, not tight, Dude's so
- 2:00:23unfair. One versus two hands, I'll do one versus I'll do one versus
- 2:00:27no face, no phase one versus two hands? Easy? All right,
- 2:00:30all right, I'll play what three way? And then all of a sudden
- 2:00:38I get my other hand involved to start fighting back. Yeah the second,
- 2:00:41So the seconds and be like, well, you forgot this one. So
- 2:00:45wait, wait, what is the rules of engagement here? Is it just
- 2:00:47one hand? No face? No, this is like no face and he
- 2:00:50just never bodies in the bathroom. No, I got beat up. But
- 2:00:56you don't know what bodies is? No in the bathroom in high school,
- 2:00:59you fade your homies like he's just like for no reason. So it's like
- 2:01:01it's like I think it's like a certain time and then you're just like all
- 2:01:04right, brought no face and then you just fucking go ahead hard hard right
- 2:01:08next to you don't know, the bathroom store. If you slip, you
- 2:01:13don't want to slick. Now you got hands all over pists, pep hands.
- 2:01:15Yeah, like you're not getting like severe. It's just to like,
- 2:01:18you know, like I don't know, getting buddy, that's like yeah,
- 2:01:21that's like that's but like that spar like spar my hand. We're in middle
- 2:01:27school. Fools used to throw hard. We used to be like yo,
- 2:01:29so and so's gone bodies in the bathroom and then everyone here, and the
- 2:01:31next thing you know, there's like thirty fools in the bathroom watching these guys
- 2:01:34go bodies, and the teacher shows up and then these fools are already,
- 2:01:41these boos are already. The bodies so stumping. Well, it was a
- 2:01:44great times. I got my ass kick in a couple of bodies. I
- 2:01:46don't want I don't want them like it hurts bigger fools. And sometimes it's
- 2:01:49like you don't get asked if you say bodies. You look like a bitch
- 2:01:53if you, because they're like food no face his bodies, I food don't
- 2:01:55like you, and you kind of have to do it. Now you look
- 2:01:59like an extra bill if you, if you, if somebody does hit you
- 2:02:00in the face, though, that's automatic. We're gonna square up. Yeah,
- 2:02:02no, now you can now the homies can jump in. Yeah yeah,
- 2:02:05but yeah in the bathroom, that's where no one saw it. Thought
- 2:02:08there was no camera, no, no, no camera. Bodies, bodies
- 2:02:12just say bodies. Yeah. But like I said, thank you everybody for
- 2:02:15tuning in. Go register and get that ticket. Get that ticket. Honestly,
- 2:02:19October fourteenth is gonna be here no time. It's gonna be good.
- 2:02:23I'm I'm gonna do a costume contest, you know, So if you guys
- 2:02:26want to show up in costume fucking that that'd be cool. Shit, I
- 2:02:28mean, I don't know if there's enough for you guys wanted to participate.
- 2:02:31I'm pretty sure Honcholo hasn't hit me up, but he's gonna hit me up
- 2:02:35there, so probably gonna have that. DJ c rock Is DJ and over
- 2:02:40thirty Vendors twenty percent off everything and Crappier Kings, the super VP bags are
- 2:02:45gonna be through the fucking roof. They're gonna be fucking sick. I'm gonna
- 2:02:48put a video of what's in there. Honestly, I'm gonna put a fucking
- 2:02:50video of what's in there when it's all said and done, and that shit's
- 2:02:55gonna be fucking sick. Come buy some ship and yeah, also on High
- 2:03:00Hungry episodes coming out and I'm not probably not gonna have it whatnot this week,
- 2:03:03but I'm gonna set it up for next week. So look at the
- 2:03:05stuff I'm gonna list up and Ray shout outs. Shout out to everybody who
- 2:03:11tuned in this morning. Today's Dodger Day. Dodgers are playing the Land of
- 2:03:15Braves. So if the Dodgers win, people, If the Dodgers win,
- 2:03:18my hats will be on sale for fifteen bucks only fortune yea. If the
- 2:03:24Dodgers win. If if the Dodgers win, yeah, and then on Monday,
- 2:03:28which is Labor Day, I have a Labor Day seal on my website
- 2:03:30eight dollars off hats and shirts, pans are ten bucks, so check it
- 2:03:34out. Eason you want to add into that? Yeah, what is it?
- 2:03:38I will be having a Labor Day sale as well too, cold word
- 2:03:41Labor, So make sure you guys use that and it will be I'll post
- 2:03:45it up when it's available and you'll get an email when it's when it's affected.
- 2:03:47So it'll probably be on Sunday all the way to Monday. So yeah,
- 2:03:50check him out and check out my website where all my merch will be
- 2:03:53at Montyshaw Films dot c oh Rock Sampson. Who's coming up? Follow me
- 2:03:59on uh all my socials at roc K S A M S L n A
- 2:04:02t X. If you're in La, come see me and Ian Edwards on
- 2:04:08Tuesday at the Comedy Store for Low Key Comedy. Yea what else? Follow
- 2:04:13my group the Beautiful Men's Club, and definitely stick around for the beat set.
- 2:04:17I've been working on some new sets for you guys lately, so hit
- 2:04:23that log buying. I don't know why I still say that because you're already
- 2:04:26on the Patreon. But yeah, thank you for subscribing, And don't bug
- 2:04:30eas on tomorrow on Sunday, because he's gonna be at the game. Do
- 2:04:32not call him. His number is not three two three. I'm just kidding
- 2:04:38alone. He's gonna be enjoying the messy game. I hope it's good.
- 2:04:41You might be able to go on. I'm just bugging around, but yeah,
- 2:04:45still quick prediction, quick prediction, God dog, I wanted two one
- 2:04:48I want, but I want LAFC to score. But I do want mess
- 2:04:51this scorn. I want mess scorn you want. I wants to not score.
- 2:04:57It has to win one zero. That way, everybody who traveled in
- 2:04:59this I had to go to BMO once. Fuck you come to another game.
- 2:05:01Who's gonna score that goal to one? He's on to one's score.
- 2:05:06It's gonna be vela fo gonna score that ship dog, and then that's gonna
- 2:05:11cost tabloids and people are gonna be like watch the watch bro. It's like
- 2:05:19that in in you know, I'm just saying, what celebrities are there?
- 2:05:23Quick rundown. Kim Kardashian pulling up She lives here. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:05:28dog, there's gonna be celebrities up the ass at this one. Dog.
- 2:05:30Yeah, and be Real is not gonna bring anybody down there for sure.
- 2:05:35Oh no, dude, He's gonna be him and him and put me back
- 2:05:39there. I can't behave I'm talking to all the what's up girl? Hi,
- 2:05:43my name is? Can I get your phone number? What's up?
- 2:05:45You? And Kanye's still broken up? Right? And Kanie still broken up?
- 2:05:48You're not even getting closer that bits. Just like five black guys are
- 2:05:51regarding her like you think they're. They're watching the game now, fucking big
- 2:05:56ass foods are gonna be like, let me stop you right there, straight
- 2:06:00up. I look like, dude, she like Pete Davidson. I got
- 2:06:02a chance, Come on, it's got a chance. Got a little bit
- 2:06:08like Pete Davidson. Lokey, you can't get whatever. You got way better
- 2:06:11tattoos. I'll give him that Ross got way better tattoos. And Pete Davison.
- 2:06:15Yeah, he's got a Hillary Clinton too, trash trash tattoo. Yeah,
- 2:06:18Hillary Clinton too. Your whole body work of art is trash now hilarious.
- 2:06:24And and one last thing, the new Rosin drops for the propan collab
- 2:06:29will be available first at Foreign on Pico. Thank you Squints for getting me
- 2:06:33your dispensary, So go to Foreign on Pico. They will they do have
- 2:06:38the pro pens there and they will have the new drops, so go get
- 2:06:40them there and trust me they're worth it. Yesterday I gave one to Cheech
- 2:06:43and Chong. Yesterday I gave one to Uh. I gave him bunch of
- 2:06:47bobo. Be Real asked me for a whole backpack of him bang on video.
- 2:06:51I saw that. I was like, say again, give me the
- 2:06:56hear you Yeah, like but he did say but yeah, it was it
- 2:07:00was fucking but it was. It was sick. So yeah, we'll see
- 2:07:04you guys on Wednesday. Peace out. Oh and next Thursday we got Denverrick
- 2:07:08coming through, So den Rick is a guest on Thursday. What oh and
- 2:07:12stay tuned for the close out Rox Sam say we'll be having right now.
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