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DATE EVERYTHING! - First 20 Minutes (No Commentary Gameplay) · No Commentary Gaming

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  Congratulations, your degree in customer service has awarded you
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  with a remote job at Valdivian, one of the foremost mega
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  corporations of our times. Though your house may be large,
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  it is empty and it's halls long for visitors.
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  The sticky notes on your bulletin board remind you of
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  your ultimate aims. But for now, it's time to get to
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  work. Valdivian Heights, Happy Tuesday
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  from your favorite chief executive officer, David Most.
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  As you know, every day here at Valdivian is a reason to
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  celebrate as stipulated in your employment contract.
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  Today, however, is extra monumental as it's the first
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  official day of our new hire. Please join me in giving them a
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  warm welcome to our team out of the 30th job applications we
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  didn't immediately burn. Yours had the least spelling
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  errors. You're joining us at a very
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  exciting time and we're all rooting for your success.
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  As it lovingly says on the plaque above our daycare center,
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  Paldivian, our business is family.
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  We're so excited to have you joining ours.
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  Coincidentally, the daycare center has been shuttered
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  indefinitely due to the recent economic downturn.
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  We thank our Director of Childcare Coordination, Irene
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  Thomas, for her inspiring work. Hi there, you come highly
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  recommended. I've heard great things about
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  your can do attitude. Oh.
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  You are so welcome. I'm Tom your.
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  Manager. But you might find it easier to
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  think of me as a leadership principal guidance associate.
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  I'm not from your town myself, but I have heard great nice
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  things about that specific locale.
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  Seems like you are a customer success strategist.
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  That's wonderful. You should be proud.
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  Customers deserve success, and in a strategic way, what could
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  be better? OK, champ, I'll let you get to
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  it. Hey, you there.
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  Oh God, don't start. I know.
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  You must be bored. Keep that.
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  Customer service robot voice on at all times and no matter how
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  mad you get, never give it back to them.
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  And remember, I might have set you up for this job.
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  But. You got it.
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  Because you deserve. It you literally have a degree
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  in customer service. That's right.
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  Oh geez, here comes my manager. I got to get back to work.
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  Good luck. OK, you got this.
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  I knew that working. Sewing machine.
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  Oh, I don't know, it stopped sewing a couple of years ago.
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  Can I? Get a refund though.
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  You're such a corporate bootlicker.
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  I'm. Going to minus.
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  Your star rating, bitch. Hello, I purchased this book and
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  I'm extremely angry about it. Is there a manager I can speak
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  to? Damn right you're sorry.
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  Sorry looking. This book purports to give you
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  the secret to success in eight easy methods.
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  Mr. Cobram is a liar and a fraud.
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  I've tried all his methods and I have not succeeded.
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  How dare he peril a book of such ill repute.
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  I need to lodge a formal complaint with Mr. Cobram and
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  his ilk. You can do that, gracious.
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  I earned this couch, but I popped it on my kitchen as all
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  wet and covered with wet stuff. OK, sure.
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  I blew it up and sat on it and then it.
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  Popped. Yeah.
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  Oh. Yeah, that's the best place for
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  watching TV while fixing my knife.
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  Why don't they ever tell you this?
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  OK, bye. I am a science teacher of Pronto
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  Palace High School Coheritance and I ordered this as part of a
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  series in which I give students an element to take care of to
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  learn how to be a good parent. This is not cobalt.
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  It did not respond to normal cobalt stimuli.
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  I am not happily married to my husband.
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  Am I to understand that rather than help me with my plight, you
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  are using your position to propose romantic dalliances?
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  Such a dismal state of affairs. Hello, my name is Emmanuel and I
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  have counted precisely 480 paper clips in this box.
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  I would like a refund promptly. Thank you.
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  What? No, I want a refund.
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  Thank you for noticing. Have a happy day to you and your
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  soul. Valdilites salutations from the
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  chatbot that has replaced your CEO, David Most.
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  Just kidding. CEO is an extremely important
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  position and there is no way a computer could ever replicate
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  the ingenuity, expertise, and warmth I utilize daily to bring
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  leadership to our team and value to our shareholders.
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  Humanity is absolutely integral to the transformative work we do
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  here at Valdivian, and I will defend the essential importance
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  of human contributions in every single aspect.
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  Of this company. Excluding of course, the
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  following departments sales, marketing, finance, legal,
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  operations, public relations, communications, products,
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  research and development, customer service, facilities,
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  janitorial, and of course, human resources.
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  If your department has been affected.
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  However, do not fear. Your new Val 9000 AI assistant
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  isn't here to replace you. It's merely a useful tool to
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  help you determine if your job is obsolete.
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  Speaking of, please join me in bidding a fond Valdivian
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  farewell to Glenn Bernard and the amazing artificial
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  intelligence team that built the Val 9000.
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  While the Val 9000 has unfortunately determined your
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  incredible skills would be better utilized elsewhere, your
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  contributions to our shareholders won't soon be
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  forgotten. Sham.
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  Got a quick minute? No.
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  Knew you were always good for a quick minute.
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  The thing is, Valdivian has done some really intensive research
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  and it looks like Val 9000, the latest iterative AI tech, is
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  going to be taking over your job for the foreseeable future.
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  So I guess we don't necessarily need you around anymore, but we
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  can't exactly let you go without 'cause you and I are in
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  something called labour limbo. We'll be around until we
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  specifically muck things up, which then they can terminate us
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  with cause. So no muck.
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  I'm over here doing my best too. Keep following the leadership
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  principles and I'll check in with further updates.
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  So are you one of the affected people?
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  I mean, I knew this was coming soon but like, didn't.
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  Expect it today. Sorry for getting you this job
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  and then getting you fired. Oh yeah.
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  That kind of makes sense. In a completely twisted way, of
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  course. Well, they're going to lock you
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  out of here on your computer, so we can't talk here anymore.
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  Are you on this cord? Well, you do now.
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  We should talk there more. Who knows?
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  He's listening to us here. Talk to you later.
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  Hello. OK, here goes nothing.
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  No need. To fear.
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  I I'm just an anonymous hacker sending you a package.
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  Any second now you will receive a delivery.
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  Via. Drone to your front door, tell
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  absolutely no one it is in your possession.
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  I will return with further instructions when the time is
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  right perhaps. You're not quite sure how it
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  happened, but there's a smiling pink haired stranger standing
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  just a few feet away from you. You don't remember inviting
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  anyone over. Certainly remember inviting
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  someone this cute to your house. Hey there.
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  Your. Life is about to change, I hope
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  you're ready. You know it.
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  But I'm not just any pair of glasses.
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  I'm here to help you out. I'm a pair of date theater
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  glasses. My name is Skyler Specs.
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  Woo. Hoo, my lenses have special
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  properties. They allow you to directly
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  acknowledge a thing's existence or date.
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  You see all the things around your house, things you might
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  have taken for granted, Now you have the power to get to know
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  them better, a lot better. And I have a feeling, just a
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  silly old little feeling, just a grumpy, grumpy feeling in my
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  little TomTom that it'll help make your life a little a bit
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  more. Richer and maybe.
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  Find some love. Love, that is all.
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  Around. You, in fact, let's go on a date
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  right now. So we are going to awaken our
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  first dateable object, go up to a door, any door, and shoot some
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  cool beans at it. Yeah.
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  Pew Pew, Pew. Go go.
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  You're still standing in your house, but the unbelievable
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  amount of bouncer energy radiating from the tall stranger
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  who's just appeared in front of you would have you believe
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  you're standing outside of a club.
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  No funny business. I don't want to see those
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  spectacles being used for someone.
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  Enter award. Hey Dorian, trust me, this is
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  going to go super well. You sure about that?
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  You wear that. Chaos Reborn.
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  No no no, it's just them messing around with some funny options.
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  I swear, after awakening an object for the first time, you
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  get to speak with them. Here you get to speak with each
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  object once per day. We get a little knackered by
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  using this newfangled date. VA to rubbish, you see.
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  Sometimes when you reach a certain level of affection with
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  a dateable object, your relationship status changes.
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  There are three statuses, love, friendship and hate.
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  Love can get you towards some really special paths for those
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  you are truly interested in. But it's not necessarily the
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  best of the options in my mind. Dorian is a big defender of
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  friendship. If everyone were friends, the
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  world will be an awful lot safer in my opinion.
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  I've seen the complications of love.
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  I've lived through the jealous quarrels of hate, the true bond.
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  There's one between two friends with none of the intricacies of
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  romantic tension. That's our bouncer Dorian
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  talking, but you can go toward whichever 1 you like.
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  Even hate, which isn't my fave personally.
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  You Speaking of Reggie? Don't remind me.
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  Human, you seem like a good soul, so we'll be friends for
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  now. Feels good, yeah, but friendship
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  gets you even more than that. I call it specs points.
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  Take a look at this cool personality chart number go up.
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  Each datable object has points to give whenever you achieve an
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  official relationship status with them.
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  Get more of them to be able to choose some more advanced
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  options. You wear it well.
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  You can check out your specs points on your phone which wait
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  we got to talk to. Your phone.
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  Judy calls love. Bye Dorian, Take out your phone
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  and then shoot my Biebs while it's out.
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  A beautiful stranger with a dazzling smile appears in front
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  of you, shooting you a knowing wink.
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  She turns that MW smile your way and it feels like the sun is
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  shining only on you. Hey there, I like it much better
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  up here where I can see your face.
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  Your phone. We'll see about that.
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  You got to win me over first, honey.
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  Of course, to do that, someone's got to show you how things.
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  Work. Hello.
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  Hello. Hi, Sir.
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  Oh, you must be Skyler. Glad we've got the human on
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  board with the latest tech from Valdivian.
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  I've been doing a little tutorial with them about how
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  things work. Oh well, my sweet human, lucky
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  for you, I've got a gap in my schedule and a soft spot for
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  that lost puppy look. Oh, I mean, I know you're well
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  enough, but not that well. Let's see if we click first.
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  Just what? Your car's right.
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  Anyway, I installed some apps on your phone that are only
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  accessible when you put on your glasses.
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  Bring out your phone, put on the glasses, and you'll see some new
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  ones. One of them is an app Scholar
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  made called the Data Decks. It's my way to keep track of all
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  sorts of fun info about as datable objects.
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  And because there are a lot of us around this house, you know
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  what, Maggie? The Magnifying Glass also just
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  dropped a really cool app. Oh, got to run.
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  Another call coming. In Hi, Phoenicia, you have to
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  meet two more of us. You're getting there.
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  Now go awaken the magnifying glass in the living room.
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  Which of course, is conveniently located on its own little shelf
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  next to the piano. There's a distinct air of
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  mystery to the Private Eye that stands before you.
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  She reminds you of the old detective serials your parents
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  used to watch. She gives you a scrutinizing
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  glare through her magnifying glass, one eye comically
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  enlarged. It's especially goofy looking to
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  see it on someone with glasses. Well, well, well, what have we
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  here? You're not a suspect, are you?
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  I thought so. Suspected of what?
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  There's no evidence to support it, Maggie.
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  It's our humans first day talking with us.
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  Go a little. Easy on them.
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  Interesting. These glasses come in from the
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  outside and are already trying to influence my case.
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  Trust me, this human has a lot of potential to make this house
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  a better place.