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Episode 49: Your Mom · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in Confused. Podcast is rated M from
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  Speaker 1: Marijuana no miners. But your audience is only.
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  Speaker 2: It's Mother's Day ish kind of whenever you're listening, it's around.
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  Speaker 2: This is a mother's Day episode. Yeah, her Mom's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Mother's Day to Joel's.
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  Speaker 3: Mom, say hello, hello, my mom's here, Say hello hello,
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  Speaker 3: it's Sandy and Melanie. Is that what we want to
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  Speaker 3: call them? Or we want to get on a stage name?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that works, that works.
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  Speaker 5: This episode is going to be called your mom.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna say mama, basically your mama and
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  Speaker 1: you ma and then you mama.
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  Speaker 2: Episode forty nine, forty nine of our first episode in
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  Speaker 2: the new studio.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, how do you feel about your new setup?
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  Speaker 2: That's all right, there's things that I need to fix,
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  Speaker 2: but you know we're getting there.
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  Speaker 5: I just moved. I moved everything in a week. I
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  Speaker 5: like that you have a giant thing of bird shit
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  Speaker 5: on your window over there.
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  Speaker 1: I noticed that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was their welcome that was their welcome presents. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: covered in shit already.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I have a question, being as this is Blazed
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  Speaker 1: and confused, aren't you missing a component of your show? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well we decided to be nice and do it not
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  Speaker 2: in front of you. So, yeah, we're discussing it, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So we went upstairs real quick and got ready for
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  Speaker 2: the first part of the name of the show.
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  Speaker 5: We can roll right into this conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Then, have you ever been like very high in front
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  Speaker 2: of your parents other than right now that you could
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  Speaker 2: come clean about.
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  Speaker 1: Like very well ish?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe once or twice, but like it would be
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  Speaker 3: like a party like my sister was hosting or something.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone else was drinking. I was hitting my pen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but that's different though. I mean, the pen shouldn't count,
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  Speaker 3: but I guess it does.
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  Speaker 2: He does count. Yeah, I know. Yeah, Now what about you? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I always used to go down the street with the
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood friends, and that's like the first time I ever
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  Speaker 2: smoked marijuana was down there. And I do remember one
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  Speaker 2: time coming home and it wasn't mom for the Mother's
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  Speaker 2: Day episode.
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  Speaker 5: It was the dad. We'll get him for the Father's episode.
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  Speaker 2: But he said I came home and he goes, you
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  Speaker 2: smell like fire, And I said, fire fire, Oh, we
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  Speaker 2: had we had a bonfire. Goes smells like fire like
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  Speaker 2: that you thought it was fire? Also, how old were
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  Speaker 2: you when this was going on.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't smoke whet.
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  Speaker 2: Until I was like I graduated high school, that was
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  Speaker 2: what eighteen.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you did it before me.
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  Speaker 1: I did not. That's very true. Oh that's bald.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't smoke at all up until I was like
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  Speaker 3: twenty four.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you want to medal?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying I'm better than you. Congrats, congratulations.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: Also, you know down the street, we would also, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we would always sit there and smoke and yeah, YadA, YadA, YadA,
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  Speaker 2: but I would get like, we would get so baked,
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  Speaker 2: and then we would order so much food. We used
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  Speaker 2: to order so much food McDonald's door dash, so much food.
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  Speaker 2: We would get bundle boxes and just sit there and
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  Speaker 2: stuff our freaking faces. And then I would come home
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  Speaker 2: and I'd be in the bathroom sick all night. But
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  Speaker 2: you people would used to think that I was drunk,
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  Speaker 2: coming home drunk.
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  Speaker 1: And it wasn't that I was drunk. It was that
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  Speaker 1: I was just so high and full of food that
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  Speaker 1: I would come home and be all full of something. Yeah. Though.
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  Speaker 7: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. The Trivia
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  Speaker 7: podcast where truth, Fury and THHC glide. Let's spark your
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  Speaker 7: curiosity and light up some knowledge. Though Blazed and Confused
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  Speaker 7: podcast with Becker and Joel starts out, Now.
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  Speaker 5: I was moving my movers.
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  Speaker 2: I've discovered I don't even know if I told you
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  Speaker 2: this mom on the Mother's Day episode, I think the
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  Speaker 2: movers dropped a box of records.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he did tell us, so, yeah, it took us
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  Speaker 1: an hour and a half just to box up his records.
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  Speaker 1: And can I say now he moved last Monday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Wednesday before. I was like, okay, I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 1: over and help you, you know, pack your stuff. He
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  Speaker 1: hadn't started. I'm like, what the hell are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you, as his friend, we have been
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  Speaker 2: trying to help him, yes, start, Yeah, dude. I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: even if it's like late in the evening after your
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  Speaker 2: gig or something, I'll come over and just yeah, yeah, away,
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  Speaker 2: I live right up the street from you.
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, no, I appreciate it. I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: it all.
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  Speaker 8: Do it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just he did tell me he was going
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  Speaker 3: to start the day you were coming over to help him,
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  Speaker 3: which like a Wednesday or yeah, but yeah, we did.
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  Speaker 1: The kitchen, and we did the laundry room pull mine.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know.
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  Speaker 3: I want a real answer, though, like why why didn't
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  Speaker 3: you start packing up early?
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  Speaker 1: You can? I guess God.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's because you like when people come over
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  Speaker 3: and see your place a certain way and it's like
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  Speaker 3: very cool, and it's very Joel. It's your Joel atmosphere.
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  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do about it.
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  Speaker 3: If stuff's just kind of hanging out in boxes and
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  Speaker 3: off the walls, it doesn't feel like quite you know,
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  Speaker 3: like write the vibe.
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  Speaker 2: First off, it has no thing to do with people
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  Speaker 2: coming over and it has to be a certain way.
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  Speaker 2: It has everything to do with how I freaking want it,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't want to live my life out of boxes.
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  Speaker 5: Same thing with moving into a place.
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  Speaker 2: We talked about this earlier, just doing me behind the
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  Speaker 2: scenes here, but man, I had this place unpacked in
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  Speaker 2: two days, pretty much every box.
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  Speaker 1: Say we were here Tuesday, and I was impressed with
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  Speaker 1: what you had done.
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  Speaker 2: Well because I just even last night, I'm working till
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  Speaker 2: midnight on this room, just pulling shit out because I need.
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  Speaker 5: To get it done.
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  Speaker 2: How can people live out of boxes? You got to
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  Speaker 2: do it fast when you move out I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It is pretty impressive. Like two days ago, this wasn't here,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. We were kind of discussing
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  Speaker 2: like should we not do this?
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  Speaker 5: Well, so should we move it? And then look what
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  Speaker 5: you've done? Oh thank you?
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  Speaker 1: It work one.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they dropped a freaking box of records. You know,
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  Speaker 5: I screwed up. What did you do about that? Did
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  Speaker 5: you do nothing? I know what am I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 1: Well? What was the company called?
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  Speaker 3: It was like do something in a truck, right, isn't
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  Speaker 3: that what it was. I'm just saying, yeah, maybe they
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  Speaker 3: should have had three or four.
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  Speaker 5: Well there was three of them. There was three of them.
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  Speaker 2: The worst part is so there was one box of
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  Speaker 2: vinyl that I saw when I was unpacking them. I
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  Speaker 2: had like twenty eight boxes of records, but I saw
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  Speaker 2: when I was unpacking them there was one that was
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  Speaker 2: like all taped up, and I thought, I didn't tape
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  Speaker 2: that box strange, And then sure enough, when I got
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  Speaker 2: to box seventeen, I opened it up and it was
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  Speaker 2: the only one that was really out order, and all
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  Speaker 2: the records were like facing different ways.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you know.
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  Speaker 1: What I though, If that's your worst problem, it's not
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  Speaker 1: so bad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh so I can't think of anything else that showed
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  Speaker 5: up broken.
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  Speaker 2: So how did you did you tip your movers or
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  Speaker 2: how did that work out?
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  Speaker 5: It was funny. So I was texting them what am
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  Speaker 5: I supposed to do with the tip?
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  Speaker 2: And I was so worried about it, And as soon
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  Speaker 2: as their payment went through, they were like, all right's ayah,
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  Speaker 2: oh wow yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm like, yeah bye.
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  Speaker 3: Just as a note, Like the times that Joel has
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  Speaker 3: moved before, he would give the movers pizza and weed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, We've talked about. I gave them weed at the end.
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  Speaker 2: I still get the movers weed at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the very at the end.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, weed and beer. Can I have a question?
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  Speaker 3: So have you ever Joel's mom, Melanie?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 1: No? Ever? Ever?
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  Speaker 5: Bullshit?
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  Speaker 1: But no, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: Is that possible?
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  Speaker 1: One time I will I will say, Joel gave me
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  Speaker 1: pot cookies and I eat one of those. How'd that go?
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  Speaker 1: It's all right? I don't like to be out of control.
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  Speaker 3: Well no, but were you having too much fun?
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  Speaker 1: Not really?
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  Speaker 5: I don't want you to have too much fun.
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  Speaker 1: And enjoy There's no judgment, you know, it's just not
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  Speaker 1: my thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not my mom's thing either, Right, mom? You
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  Speaker 3: have never I have never never once, never one, none,
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  Speaker 3: And you grew up in what the seventies?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, sixties.
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  Speaker 5: Hopefully that's not one of your questions for me today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're you were born, but never
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  Speaker 1: in your head? Never in school? Never? No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I was a good girl. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: When did you have your first beer?
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  Speaker 6: Probably after it was either twelfth grade or after that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, I said I was a good girl.
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  Speaker 1: That's my charming mom. By the way, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you said I know that. You said this.
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  Speaker 1: Never did drugs either, did your father? Yeah? No?
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  Speaker 5: Another purist, Yeah we didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, no, it's not that.
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  Speaker 5: But people say never did drugs like that means weed too.
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  Speaker 1: We anything. I don't know anything.
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  Speaker 5: I never even think about that.
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  Speaker 1: I never smoked a planet. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I did smoke cigarettes, the regular cigarettes. It was like
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  Speaker 6: twenty one.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I quit that.
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  Speaker 2: I quit vaping a year ago, and I do that
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  Speaker 2: kind of makes me. Quitting vaping has since made me
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  Speaker 2: feel like a drug addict, because every now and then
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  Speaker 2: I walk around and.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, man, what I wouldn't give to just smoke a.
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  Speaker 2: Freaking something right now, now, let me smoke anything, Give
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  Speaker 2: me a smoke.
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  Speaker 1: Quit six years ago, and I miss it, really, but.
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  Speaker 3: It's so much better for you not to it is
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  Speaker 3: it is. I'm coming up on two years, you know,
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  Speaker 3: completely hypnotized still in my Joel loves hearing about that.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 5: I just think that's a crock of It worked for me,
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  Speaker 5: it can work for you.
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  Speaker 1: He was hypnotized.
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  Speaker 2: They waved a clock in front of his face and
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  Speaker 2: it solved all his problems.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy, So, how do you want to do this show today?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: We were just kind of loosely planning our Mother's Day
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  Speaker 3: episode we did. We have them asking us questions about them, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: about like how well do.
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  Speaker 1: How well do you know?
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  Speaker 5: How well do you know your mom?
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  Speaker 1: Well do you know your mouth?
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  Speaker 2: And then we were supposed to give you questions too,
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  Speaker 2: of like how well do you know us?
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  Speaker 5: But he didn't come prepared at all, of course not,
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  Speaker 5: but I did. I had a little preoccupied.
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  Speaker 1: In my defense, that's fine. Are we doing like the
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  Speaker 1: regular like rapid round thing too? Like trivia?
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  Speaker 5: Also prepared that just in case you wanted to.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we start with the random thoughts. I'll give
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  Speaker 2: you some random thoughts as a homeowner.
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  Speaker 1: You've been doing random thoughts for the past five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the whole podcast is one big random thought.
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  Speaker 2: You should know this by now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get the button at least. I mean, can
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  Speaker 5: we make this sort of a show blazed and confused
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  Speaker 5: random thoughts?
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  Speaker 2: One question, after a week of living in a home
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  Speaker 2: that I'm tired of hearing, what do you want me
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  Speaker 2: to do with my shoes?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I got here.
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  Speaker 3: Well you said I don't give a shed look, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I think you would think differently if
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  Speaker 3: you had carpeting. If you had carpeting, like that, stuff
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  Speaker 3: just sticks around. Yeah, but now you have. You've got floors,
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  Speaker 3: bare floors. Floors are floors, and shoes or shoes, you.
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  Speaker 2: Should be able to keep them on anywhere you don't
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  Speaker 2: want the people that are insistent that you got to
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  Speaker 2: take them off?
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  Speaker 5: Are you one of those?
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  Speaker 8: Not me?
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  Speaker 1: My son takes them off when he comes to my house.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, do you have to?
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  Speaker 2: But like guests, though, do you want random people's on
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  Speaker 2: your floor?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: I rather have their shoe be there even if it
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  Speaker 5: was outside.
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  Speaker 3: What if you're a foot guy too, So like, oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, here's the thing I have a question about this.
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  Speaker 3: Is it the socks or the bare feet that you
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  Speaker 3: can't stand? Or is it both?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that you should have to sit there
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  Speaker 2: and pry your shoe off if you go to some
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  Speaker 2: somebody else's house.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, don't ever go to Japan.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: Japan what you can't enter any yeah taking your shoes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah really yeah, yeah, I hate there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know over there in Asia, they weren't wearing
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: masks before it was cool, like before COVID and all that.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah they were.
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  Speaker 5: We should move on, yep, yeah, yeah, we want to
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: keep this show. All right, let's proceed. Yeah, right, thoughts.
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: You know, I was at the Wah Wah the other
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: day and I noticed that it was completely packed. It's
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: in the morning. People are getting gas. Every single freaking
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: fuel whatever it's called gas that costs four dollars forty
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  Speaker 3: five cents. You mean, oh, actually it's four sixty over
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  Speaker 3: by my house, sixty for sixty five?
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  Speaker 1: How high can we go?
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  Speaker 3: We like it? Just not on gash exactly. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: the gas pumps are all full. It's really really you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's people are getting trying to get to work. And
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  Speaker 3: I noticed that people were parked at the pump but
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  Speaker 3: weren't pumping their gas and they weren't in their car.
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  Speaker 3: People were parking their cars at the pump and like
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: running in and like getting breakfast and stuff like don't
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  Speaker 3: you think they should pump their gas, move their car
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: and park it somewhere else? Like why would you? I
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: was waiting like fifteen minutes for this one guy to leave.
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, everyone was doing it. I feel like it
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: depends on what time of day it was. Gridlock in
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  Speaker 3: the parking lot was like eight am.
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  Speaker 1: You know it have nuts. I have to cry. I'm sorry. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I've done that.
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  Speaker 5: I've done that before. Though I've done that too.
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  Speaker 2: I did it the other night, but it was like
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: eleven o'clock at night and there was no one else there. Honestly,
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: I think that's got to be illegal. I don't think
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: that's legal. If you start pumping your gas, no they
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: you said it and then go inside.
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  Speaker 3: They were pumping their gas. They didn't even start that yet.
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  Speaker 3: They were just like parking their car, going in prepaying
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  Speaker 3: for gas or whatever, getting food, and then they were
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  Speaker 3: coming out. Then they were pumping their gas. Yeah, real annoying.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand why you have to go into a
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  Speaker 3: gas station and pay for your gas in twenty twenty, so.
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  Speaker 5: They were getting food and stuff. Yeah, but still you
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  Speaker 5: got to go inside to pay for your gas.
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  Speaker 2: Like one, it's one thing if you start your gas
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  Speaker 2: and then go inside and shop while your g it
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  Speaker 2: is But I do that?
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  Speaker 1: Good? Do you do that? I submitted to a crime.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: But don't you do that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like my mom. I'm a good person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure right. I never pumped gas.
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she doesn't do it. You don't do that. No,
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  Speaker 5: you don't like that.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: I just don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Mister Becker's raising he must be the gas pumper. He's
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: the guy I will say. I will say he's a
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  Speaker 2: gas pump.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Say what you will.
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  Speaker 2: About New Jersey. They're onto something with not having to
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  Speaker 2: pump your gas. Yeah, I mean somebody else does it.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Point it's two degrees out, that's nice. Now are you
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  Speaker 2: supposed to tip that guy?
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  Speaker 1: Nowadays?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody wants a freaking tip? Does a gas guy I
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: want to tip. You're gonna give him pizza and weed. God,
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: let me do another random thought. Sure, I went to
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Costco yesterday for like the first time ever. I've never
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: been to Costco. What an overwhelming experience. That was too
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: many freaking people everywhere you turn. There's eleven people there. Yeah,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: it's it's it's really overwhelming. You go on a good
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: day though, there's samples everywhere.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: There was sample lunch there, Yeah, big deal.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh, you got to go in and get
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: the shitty hot dog for a dollar ninety five or
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: whatever it is.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: They like make like good food right on, like little
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: mini grills and he cares.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: It's there's people every you can't even move. I'm telling
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: you it's awful.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Did you join Did you join? No? No, no.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: My roommate now has a Costco membership. So we went
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: yesterday where like, we should stock up this house. So
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: we spent three hundred dollars and we got a ridiculous
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: amount of food. That's one thing I will say. The
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: deals are crazy, however, the people overload a lot of
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: you know, interesting people. What else did you buy in
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: bulk though?
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Did you buy like a bunch of tissues, you know,
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: tissues or no paper, towels, nothing.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: Uh what did we buy?
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: You know, like pizzas, beans, big beans, baked beans? I
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: do like some baked beans are so good. Green beans,
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: green beans. No, we don't buy beans. We didn't buy
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: any beans or any vegetables. You know, Like we got
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: like a you know, a big three pack of hot
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: dogs is like eleven dollars. Can't beat that freeze two
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: of them, keep one of them. Yeah, I don't know.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: We needs for a while. But Costco don't understand the
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: hype with the Costco too many freaking people. Maybe it's
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: because I went on a Sunday too. They say that
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Sunday is like the ther paper.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I hope he got gas while you
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: were there.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: We did, but we had to sit and wait to
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: get gas because the gas was four eleven or something.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: That's big savings. Yeah crazy? Is that nuts? The gas
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: is four eleven? And there's a line speaking of that guy.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: His approval rating right now thirty four percent, which I
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: think is pretty low.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: So you know, again, I'm not a number guy. But
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: does that mean I'm like thirty four out of one
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: hundred thirty?
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Basically Okay, that's not a lot, you get it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that seems pretty low.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not good. I think it's historically low. They
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: use the word dismal dismal. Yeah, now that's a vocab word.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the definition of dismal. Sounds bad, means
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: like poor, right, like blah bad dismal dismal. I don't know.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you what else happened over the weekend. Oh,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: this guy, he solved a Rubik's cube in thirty twenty
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: three seconds while skydiving.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: You went skydiving, right, I did? Did you solve a
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: rubick scube? I did not?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Did you saw it?
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Did you ever slve oneving?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Did I ever solve a rubic scube? Not skydiving? No? No, no,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I've had a few rubickscubes. I don't get that, you know,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: and that's just you stare at that for hours and
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: hours and hours. Do people find that fun? I guess
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: if you can crank it out in two seconds, it's fun.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Maybe we should move on, all right, let's ask some
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: questions here. Moms are going to ask us questions about themselves,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: and my mom's gonna go first.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hit the button or anything. Do
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: we have anything ready to go? Question number one? Question
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: number one, just just give me a moment, please, sure.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: How many driving tickets did I have in my lifetime?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Ooh, all right, now, I know my dad has had
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: a few.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Now we should know.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Too that your mom is asking about how many speeding
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: tickets she's had. However, she tells me and everybody what
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: you didn't You didn't drive here, right, you had mister
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Becker drive you here because you don't drive.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: That's over the past twenty years I have. I don't
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: drive that much, gotcha. Okay, So they don't really like that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: You know, you're talking about the tickets years ago or
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: the tickets. Figure it out, Okay, I'm just how trying to.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: It's not a numbers guy that time. We're not going
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: to give her any clues.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: So I know dad's had a few. I'm not giving
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: my dad shit. But I feel like you had the
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: complete opposite. I feel like you've had none. I don't
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: think you've ever had a speeding ticket before?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Is that right? That is incorrect?
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, I had one. You had one twenty dollars ticket.
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: I think twenty dollars ticket nowadays. Geez I never told
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: my parents either. They would have killed me.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Wow, So you just never told them you didn't get
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: anything in the mail? Or did you like intercept the mail?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Or did things not come in the mail back then?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What do they have mail? I don't know.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It's too many questions. I don't know. I'm just joking.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: Question too, What subject did I have in high school
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: that they don't teach anymore?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Ooh?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: What subject do they have that she have in high
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: school that they don't teach anymore?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: There is a couple of answers.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: I bet, but this is which one she had?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I'm just saying, now, if you think
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: about it, I think you do. I have a lifeline.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Could I ask dad for help? Maybe he? I don't
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: think he knows.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: My dad's face is very telling right now.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: All right, he's gonna give a guess. I think.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: He's whispering. Oh, all right, that's a good answer. Okay,
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: what was his cursive like writing?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: No? No, I don't think that's a class.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think that's a class. They don't teach
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: that anything.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: But she said, what class?
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, if you want my input here. I
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: think it's typing. That's what my dad just said too.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: However, though, I think.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: That they still teach that really though, because I had
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: type in class M in middle school. Actually they managed
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: to type in class.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with typing.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: In correct. I bet I know I better? Can I?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Can I say? Is it home?
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Mech teach that too, do they? Yeah, it's just not
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: called that.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I had shorthand.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: That was an actual class.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, And it was really nice to know because
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: you could write in shorthand in books and for your
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: next class you could write the answer down.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: They couldn't tell what it was.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: That's like its own language kind.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Of likes.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Can you say something in shorthand like that you would
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: have written? How do you say shorthand?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: No?
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: No, shorthand is still English, isn't it?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: It's just how you write it. It's not a language, Michael.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: All right, idiot, even I know that, like.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: It's a different language.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: You are, like it's like shortened sentences.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: You say something in shorthand, Well, it's still English. Can
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: you say something in shorthand? Joel, shut up now? Or
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: like should I do that? Is that in shorthand?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Wow? Let's get a question three. Question three?
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: What profession did I want to do when I was
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: in junior high school? What quession did I want to
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: be when I grew up?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: What did you want to be when you grew up
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: and you had this like as a childhood.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Junior high school they called it then it was now
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: middle school? Huh.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: This would be a complete guess because I have you
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: never I don't think you've ever told me this before.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Would have been a teacher? Would you want to teach?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: No?
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: I don't really like people that much.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: You like Joel? I don't know any guesses? Can I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: go to data for a lifeline? Jeez? Again with the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: lifeline boy?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: He didn't know her at the time.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know. I'm going to get it wrong.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Basketball coach, I don't know.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You're close? Really? Oh you want to be a gym teacher?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Airline stewardess? Oh, I don't make it feel good. Oh
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you did, then you didn't.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: This is not one of those things that they don't
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: call it now, like you get canceled if you call
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: them the stewardess now right, they're a flight attendant.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Flight attendants, Yeah, that's what they called But I wasn't
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: tall enough.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I was. I only grew up to be fine three
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: and a half. Oh, there was a higher requirement. There's
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: a requirement for everything for six or something like that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Can you just wear like big shoes fake them out?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You mean like clown feet? Yeah? Those two.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be fun to be like a flight attendant
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: travel around the world. Yeah, I looked into that. You know,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: you got to like go to school for a long time.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: I think it's pretty hard to become It's really hard.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: And then the pay is not that great flight attendant. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: oh it's not.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: You don't go to school long.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: No, it's like a month or something.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Signs like this.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: The exits No, no, no, I tell you when I
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: decided that a flight attendant was not for me.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: They only get paid when they're in the air.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: So, like they have to clean the plane and you know,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: like the onboarding process and everything that getting everybody on
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: and getting everybody off. They only get paid for that.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: They only get paid for when they're in the air. Huh,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: that's nothing. I didn't know that.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: That's why they're freaking pissed when you come on a plane.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: They're all like, sit your ass down because I'm not
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: getting paid right now, I'd say the same thing.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: You got one more, I forget where we are.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've gotten all three wrong thus far. So it's
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: on here a question.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: For question for.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Oh oh, that's not really a question.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, Was I ever?
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Wait?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Wait, I ever in a police raid?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Were you ever in a police raid? Now I have
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: to say, probably, like what the police raid? What happened?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Did I get that right?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Well, you didn't answer the question.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think you have been. Yes, that's just such
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: a random thing to even question. Kind I feel like
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: that was It was an easy question. Why were you
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: in a police raid?
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: It was for underage drinking? And I was all dressed
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: up from work. I worked at Hess's. It was a
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Hess's department store back in the day. A lot of
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: people don't know that store, which turned into bombs on anyway,
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: it was a dance in restaurant, and you dance a
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: restaurant and spooze and they had bands and we all
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: went there on like on a after work, and all
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: of a sudden there was like ten police cars outside.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: And he just had everybody for underage drinking.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: No.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: I walked out the front door with all the cops
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: were coming in, and I'm just walked out the front
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: door and walked to my car. You escaped, I escaped
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: if my parents would have found it?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: So were you? Were you? Really? Yeah?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Didn't you just say earlier you were a good girl?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: And now you're an underage drinker? Or you know you
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: got away from the underage drinking.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I was there, That doesn't mean I was drinking. What
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: do you think? Do you think?
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: But can't you still say that you were part of
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: a raid?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know that is part of a red Yeah,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: that sounds a little extreme if well.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: Luckily I was all dressed in work because you had
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: to wear like certain clothes back then. You had to
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: be able dressed up and I walked the cops are
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: running the door, and I ran right up and walked
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: right out the front door.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: And you're learning a lot about your mother.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm still a good girl. Do you believe her? Sure?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Melanie's turn? A score to beat is one out of four.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should be able to do that, Okay?
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Question number one? Now you know you're named for Billy Joel,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: although you're not a pano player. How many times have
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I seen Billy Joel in concert.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: It's gotta be a big fan after him.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Hang on, I thought I was named for the book
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: in the Bible well, which by the way, is very short.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: It's only like three pages shorter than nd.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Language. You said shorthand to be really short. It's a
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: half page.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: How many times have you seen Billy Joel?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: All right? Well?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Is it like an even number? Jeez, that's a warm
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: or you're giving him a range like can you get
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: it between eighty and?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: It seems pretty hard.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's I don't think it's all that many.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's to be honest with you, I think
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: it's less than ten.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Mm.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: It's probably something like seven or eight.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: The only one that I know of is uh, the
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Nylon Curtain one, because you gave me that album and
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: the ticket was taped to it, so I know of
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: That's one.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to at least one, I hope. If I'm Joel, Yeah,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm gonna say seven five. I told
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: you it was under ten.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: You know what's interesting about that? You took me once.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Oh you forgot it. You forgot the one with your mom.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Man happy mother's day, mal, Yeah really?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Question two, what is my master's degree in?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Uh? Oh, I know this.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Reading?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Very good? Take that, mother, I told you, told you,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I know my mom.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Notice I haven't cursed all during this episode one. Sorry
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: ha ha, you cursed in front of your mom?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: There, right, I just I don't listen to them. Most
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: people don't. I don't either. Question three, how many different
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: grades have I taught? Sort of a trick question.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: I know?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Uh, how do you know we were chit chatting? Why
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you guys were? Oh? Really?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could figure it out. If oh, you have
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: a lifeline, then yeah, But I'm not going to ask.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to ask four people eight questions like
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: you did.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: But listen carefully because it's worded such that you need
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to pay attention to.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: How many different grades did you teach?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, you taught third grade, and you taught second grade,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: you taught first grade, you taught fourth grade, you taught kindergarten.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: That's it everything but fifth grade?
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Five? Very good? Do you know? Here's this won't count?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: But do you know why I never wanted to teach
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: fifth grade?
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Uh? Because the math gets too hard?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: No, although that's part of it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Would be my answer.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: That's the year they give the sex talk. That be
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: my guest. Yeah, but no part of that. But the
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: teacher not to do that though. We do, Yeah, we do.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: When I went to school, was the health teacher. The
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: health teacher sat everybody down and I was definitely the
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: kid that got kicked out for you know, laughing every time.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: It's definitely.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Why am I not surprised it was?
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: It's funny.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: It's a shame question for So you have the first
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: one wrong, next to correct.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, thank you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we got one more question.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hmmm, hmmm, just asked the question already brought it out.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: My god. Okay.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Has he always been like this?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: By the way, what impatient? Yes? Yeah, and he gets
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: it from his father. Yes, okay, Dad and I got
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: together because he lost a bet.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is easy.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: What was the bet? I know this. I know this.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: This is easy.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: This is music history because my dad was DJing some
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: event and it was Buster Poindexter, the hot, hot, hot guy. Yeah,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: he used to be in a band called the New
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: York Dolls before that. Yeah, in the seventies, which was
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: like one of the first bands like glam rock. The
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: war makeup and everything. That David Johansen, it's his real name,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: not Buster Poindexter. So that's isn't that what it is?
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Keep going, I bet that was the bet.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: So like she went up to him at some event
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: and said, didn't you know that Buster Poindexter is actually
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: David Johansen from the New York Dolls And he said,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: the fuck it is?
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: Well not that.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Probably if I had to guess, and they made some
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: bet and there you go.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: Oh real quick, let me just thank you.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, So now for the Mother's Day episode,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: we have what we have questions for our moms.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: You can go first, Becker, God.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: What were the three primary sports I played growing up?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I know two of them, but I can't think of
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: the third. What are the first two? Do you think basketball?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: M h okay? Bowling? Is bowling considered a sport?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Hell?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is, okay, Joel.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: You know why, I'll tell you why because he's on
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: some bowling kick now because of that show on HBO.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I really want to I think it's one. I think
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: this is the other one. Speed skating. Yeah, speed skating. Yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: that's impressive.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: There's actually four primary I forgot bowling but there's another one.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: But yeah, speed skating as well. Yeah, like on ice, no,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: like indoor, like in line speed skating. Was that like
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: a team thing? Yeah, there's team What do you do?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: You race?
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: You race?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Roller skates, un roller skates? Okay, so like running but
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: with wheel running with but with wheels. Yeah, that's exactly what.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that there's leagues for that though. Yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: that's people go to the Olympics for that stuff. Then
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: roller skating for speed skating, yeah, I thought, but on
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: ice a lot of them transferred ice.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: But there's there's like an actual league for like inline.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Is there really? Yeah?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that sure about that. But anyway, yes, look,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to change the subject. I'm not apparently trying
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: to move on. That's all right, grilling me. All right, mom,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: So you had basketball, speed skating, bowling.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That's correct. What was the other one? It's like running,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: you're running track? Yeah, you got them all? Good, well done?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: All right, I did all those things. You were in
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: a bowling league.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, My sister and I were in bowling leagues for years.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I love bowling, Yeah I do too. I wish I
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: was a better bowler.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: It would always give me a ship about me being
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: a lefty. I'm not a righty when it comes to bowling.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: I'm like different handed for different things.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, shut up.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Next question, I didn't say, come on to this.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: One's easy. What's my favorite color?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take a long guess. I'm gonna say blue.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: It is blue. You got it? Question three?
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Minus my ribs that I just fractured. I've only ever
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: broken one other bone. What was it your arm? I
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: was doing one of the sports you had mentioned before.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: What was your risk considering your arm? Okay, well sort
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: of right.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Well now it connects your hand to your arm, So no,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I take it back.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: That's not the answer. What did you say your wrist?
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Arm?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: My wrist arm? Yes, your wrist.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I wrist my wrist. That's the only other bone I broke. Yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: you know I've never broken a bone.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Now I'm a creepy. It freaks me out thinking about it.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: I should have broken a lot more bones. Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: I always attributed to my love of milk. I love
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: milk growing up, and it gives you a strong bones.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: I drink a lot of milk too, right mom, Like
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I would always drink a lot of milk, A lot
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: of milk.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Eventually I ended up getting my own gallon. We go
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: out to eat.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I order a beer, he orders a freaking milk before
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: getting breakfast. Yeah, anyway, next one, anyway, question for I
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: would be very impressed if you remember this.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: I was only ever in one school play. What character
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: did I play?
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Oh? It was in fifth grade.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I was a star. I remember the first name Eater.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: You want to give her a hint?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: No, what was the name of my character? Tree? Tree?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Thought I was a tree in the play. Probably you
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: thought it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Was a prop or something.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Dad was trying to give you a hint and help
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: you out. It was Peter from Peter and and the Wolf.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh you were Peter.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: But I played Peter from Peter and the Wolf.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: In what was it called the Trial of the Big
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: Bad Wolf.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: It was like all the storybook characters like of like
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: the Three Little Pigs. All the thing is versus a
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: wolf and they all came together to like go out.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: It is Peter and the Wolf, the one where every
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: like instrument in the orchestra is a different animal.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: I don't know anything about it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: But I just played Peter from Peter and the Wolf
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: in this other play that was like a culmination of
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: all these You.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Know, you were a tree. No, I was Peter. I
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: had a song and everything.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Cursed.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: I wasn't paying attention.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: He did pretty well, mom, thank you? That was That
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: was better than a tree though. All right, now it's
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: my turn in classic Joe fashion. I have nothing prepared,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: so we're gonna wing it all right, ready.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Question number one?
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: All right, let's start with my uh play thing.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Question. I was only ever in a play once? What
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: grade was it? And what was my character?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: You were in fifth grade? It was Cinderella and.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: It was you were Cinderella. No, he wasn't.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: No, he was the guy with a monocle. What was
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: it called? Oh the town crier? No? Oh okay, you
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: you were the dude that put the slipper on. Who's
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the prince? That's why? Just give me a name of
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the character. What character was I did? You have to? Wow?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: You know what, Mom, I'm officially offended, thank you, because
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I was indeed the grand duke.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: Duke.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I remember coming home as a fifth grader and here
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: and my father say, yeah, kid's a gread dick, he
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: didn't think.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: You played a tree?
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: Question too.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: When I was in high school, I think I was
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: in like the tenth or eleventh grade. You know, I
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: was in the orchestra. I played the upright bass. I
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: was in all the choir stuff. But the only thing
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I really didn't dabble in was the band. You know,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: the brass instruments of the woodwind or you know, percussion whatever.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: But when I was in high school, for a hot second,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I was going to join the marching band and play
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: an instrument. But then I sucked at the instrument and
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I quit after two weeks.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: What was the instrument?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: What was the instrument?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: The same I did the same thing.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: What did you play? Saxophone?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: I wish I could play saxophones?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I played.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: I played it for two weeks.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: It's hard, man, it's hard.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: It's a whole story. We'll talk about that.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna I'm take a wild guess. Was it
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: like the fife?
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what that is? So what is that?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you thinks like maybe, well yeah, yeah,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: like a wooden flute. Okay, obviously that's not right, Like
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: the one you'd hear it like.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: A Renaissance fair right, Like, I don't think that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Was it drums? You think you were
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: gonna let me play drums? Well out of our house? Yeah?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I remember coming home and asking to play drums and
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you said no, No. I'm pissed.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: If you would have let me, I could have been
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: a drum No.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: To be honest with.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: You, I wish that you guys made me play piano
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: growing up, because if you made me play piano, I
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: don't know. I feel like that's the universal instrument. If
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: you can play piano, you could play anything. Parents, if
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: you're listening, force your freaking kids to play piano.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I had piano lessons.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Did you don't sound so happy about it?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Did you like it?
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: No?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: No? Well, I'm sorry to say, I really don't know.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: What was What was my question? I have no idea.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: What did I instrument that you wanted to play in
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the band but then you didn't?
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah? What was it?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Oh? My god? My final answer trump trumpet.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: So it wasn't the tuba. It was like the euphonium
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: or the brass horn. Is that the same thing as euphonium?
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: It was the brass horn. It's like a big ass trumpet.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: It's not a trumpet, but it's like a big trumpet.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: What's that called?
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: Is that a euphonium?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, I've never heard of that word before until right now. Yeah,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: it's very educational podcast. How about you learn a lot.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: You know how hard it is to play brass instruments.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: You know what got me? I couldn't do, Like you
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: gotta buzz your or your lips the whole time, the
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: whole time, for long periods of time, and you got
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: to like get tighter and looser and tighter and Jesusler.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: And then you go to march. While you're doing it
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: at march, let's move on. Oh my goodness.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Anyway, was that question two? Question three?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Question three?
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: What can I ask you? What was my first car?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: The making model of my first car that was actually mine?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, the Chevy Cruise twenty seventeen.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Years all right?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Man, I told me too easy, and I remember that
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: too easy? Question four?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: What's the very first song that I ever talked into
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: on the radio on my own, like on my own shift,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: not on a morning show. The very first time I
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: was on the radio talking into a song.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: What was it?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: The first time he ever cracked the mic and the
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: first song I ever pressed play on on the radio?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what that? Yeah, yeah, I don't remember.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Mind.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take a wild guess. Highway to Hell?
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, not knowing the station. Was it like bon
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Jovi that you might have heard a thousand times?
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: You're close. It was Urgent by Foreigner?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Huh oh, Mikey, do you know the story about Highway
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: to Hell? No? Oh my, When Joel was in second grade. Okay,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: let me preface this by saying, as a teacher, you
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: hate going to parent teacher conferences and being the parent.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I'd much rather be on the other side of the
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: table anyway. So the two of us go to the
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: conference and the teacher, very nice guy, He's like, well,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: we just have one little issue with Joel. The kids
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: were like telling me he was swearing in the coat
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: room and here he was singing, and guess what he
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: was singing. That's so funny.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: In my defense, hell is not a curse word.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not. But of all the songs in
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: the universe, that's the one.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I tell you what I remember that I told him.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I still in the second grade. I remember who it was.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: She's still a bitch.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: What's her name?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: We won't look at this A little Mother's day episode
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: action And we have food eat, don't we?
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we're gonna eat the food. Is it time
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: to eat?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Aren't we doing trivia? Real trivia? We're not doing real trivia?
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: It's a special edition. It's a special episode.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I think we should both tell an embarrassing story about
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: each boys. I know I wrote some down.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, an embarrassing stories about me.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Say no, so we can end the episode. Now I
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: can think of one. Oh god, what is it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: We'll let you start then, since you didn't come with
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: eleven written.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Out my son who was very thin when he was young,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: skinny not now.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: That's what she did how she said that? But go ahead?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Oh he still is. He lost a long way. He
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: came running downstairs and he always says a.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Little tiny, little tiny underwear and with the print on
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: he was so cute, you need to stand there.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: And he had a little pup tent, a little one
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: a boner nice. I wasn't going to say that.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: I never heard pup tent before. That's a new one.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: It's I knew exactly what you're talking about.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's still talking about it. What else happened?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: And he said, Mom, look, I'm like, Mikey, please go upstairs.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: And how old was I?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: From? Like fourteen? Now you better well I was trying
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: to be nice and say three four but no, how
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: old was I? And you're probably like four years old
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: or sore. I said, please go upstairs and go peep
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: and then put pants put that thing away. Oh he
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: had a little underwear, And story better not be that.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: I don't have eleven. No, and well, the one story
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I can't tell because it's dad's story, and I'll let
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: him tell the father's day. I wouldn't talk about your
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: twenty first birthday party, but I won't.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: I don't really remember that clearly.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but probably the funniest one was when we used
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: to send all the camp every summer for a week
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: and camp. No, it was actually church camp, church.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Camp, so God bless you.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: And it was short, like Monday, do a Friday or whatever,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: and then parents will come Friday night, you do a
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: little activity together and take the kid home. So Thursday
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: night it's like three in the morning and our phone
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: rings and it's the camp director and we're like, oh
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: my god, what happened? And apparently they were like goofing
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: around and Joel farted on some kids and then and
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: then proceeds to fall into a stone fireplace and like
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: gash his head so much so they had to take
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: him to the hospital. But the camp director was like,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be fine. You didn't even need stitches. But
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I remember going on the next day and his face
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: was like crooked. It was crazy.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I fell headfirst into a fireplace. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: it was indeed, because I farted on somebody. You included
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: that detail. That's very true. Details in that story are very.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Good, but yeah, your face was like.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were all scraped. And my defense too was
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: three am.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: But it was also like the the objective of that camp.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: It was like the camp. Yeah, so we were doing
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: everything in the middle of the night as it was.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was three am and we were running
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: around in this cabin I went to, and this one
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: dude laughed. We're all running around and laughing and joking
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: and of course reading the Bible since it was Bible camp.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: And then I fell into a fireplash and had to
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: go to the hospital. Yeah, dude, it felt like there
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: was a tennis ball on my head coming out of
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: my head. That's how crazy it was. But nothing busted open.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I still I still like have a mark on my head.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Did you learn your lesson?
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Like? Do you still fart on people's heads?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Not on their heads? Where their arms?
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Anyway?
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: So you ran into a fireplace. I ran into a
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: tree when I was in fifth grade, and.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Then you were the tree in the place, and.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Then that was the play on purpose. Yeah, but like
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: one with the tree. But the story is, and I
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: might have told this on the podcast before, my sister
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: broke up with her boyfriend this particular day, and my
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: friend Brandon and I were out back taking ash from
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: my dad's grill and putting it into like tissue paper,
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: so when we would like throw it, it would just go
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: like poof.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: We were in fifth grade, we were boys.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: What I So my sister comes out and opens the
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: door and she's crying and she has this gigantic teddy
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: bear and she said, Joe and I broke up, and
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: she was like, do you guys want this teddy bear?
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: And then my friend and I were like, well, yeah,
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: we're you know, fifth grade boys, We're gonna light this
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: thing on fire.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: So like I take it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: He takes the bear and he like runs with it,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: and I was like your back, and I'm like running
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: after him. I cursed and I running after him, and
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I caught up to him, and like my mom said,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: my dad's I ran track back in the day. It
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: was kind of pretty fast for my age at the time.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Grabbed the bear, I started running, turned around to see
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: where he was and if he was catching up to me,
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: and I turned back around and ran right.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Into a tree. Oh did you break anything?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: I did not break anything. The only bone I broke
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: in my body my whole life, I saw sure it
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: was my rest.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: So that day I ran into this tree and like
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: fell down. It was like very very traumatic. My friend
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Brandon's mom came home and she's a nurse, so she
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: came over. She's like, oh my god, you gotta go
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: clean this up. And then my dad came home. Right
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: My dad came home and took me to the hospital
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: where we had to wait for a plastic surgeon because
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: like I had like tree in my eye and like
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: I had ripped open my my face here, you know.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: And so mom was at happy hour with my aunt
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: and she showed up. I remember, I remember this to
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: this day. Now you can correct me if this is
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: a wrong memory or something, or if I'm remembering this
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: incorrectly seriously, because I remember getting prepped for surgery and
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: being like real woozy and hearing my mom come in
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: and she's like, this is why I'm gonna get my
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: toe my just like my.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Tubes tied so that this never happens again, or something
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: And I was like, and I like went to sleep,
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: and that's what I remember going into anesthesia.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: So you had to have your eye operated on.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I had like tree pieces of tree in my eye
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: and like you ran into it, ran into a tree
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: to get a teddy bear to set on fire.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Pretty much.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: I told you he wants he likes trees. He wanted
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: to be a tree.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: To do the money minute.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I brought stuff. It's time for.
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: No.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: It's funny because today on your show you were talking
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: about weird oreoles. Oh yeah, I've wanted to try these
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: for quite some time. And I had an excuse now
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: because of the Munchy minute oreos with Peanut butter. It's
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Reese's oreos.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the sweet that I brought anything peanut butter.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: And then the saltea that I brought was Monkey's checks
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: or Monkey Snack mix. Son Chips, rolled gold Pretzels, Doritos
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: and Cheetos.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Is having a hell of a time with his Thank
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: you mom for bringing the snacks. Welcome, jeez, that's what
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: you're supposed to do. How is it delish money?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: You have some more snacks?
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: Well?
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Happy Mother's Day moms.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you guys very much for coming on. I
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: hope you had more fun than you expected.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you, it was fun. I'm glad.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: MO.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Did you have all right time?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: You're gonna come back next week?
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Probably not, I thought so.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Sandy Becker, Melanie Scheimer, Our moms are here, Episode forty nine.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Happy Mother's Day Moms.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I'm Becker. That's joy. Thank you, Bye bye bye.
• 50:34
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• 50:38
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