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- 0:10Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Large Ner Drunk Collider podcast,
- 0:13Speaker 1: the podcast that's all about the geeky things happening in
- 0:15Speaker 1: the world around us and how very excited we are
- 0:17Speaker 1: about them. I'm Ariel Castin and with me as always
- 0:23Speaker 1: after our holiday extended break is Jonathan Strickland.
- 0:28Speaker 2: I am not dead yet. Yay, Yeah, I mean it
- 0:32Speaker 2: was close call, y'all. Yeah, are our extended hiatus wasn't
- 0:36Speaker 2: just because the holidays. I don't mind saying this because
- 0:38Speaker 2: I've said it on some other podcasts. I had a
- 0:44Speaker 2: significant medical scare. December thirtieth was the first one, but
- 0:49Speaker 2: another one happened the following week, and it resulted in
- 0:53Speaker 2: having to get surgery, and then I had the recovery
- 0:57Speaker 2: from surgery, and it's just been kind of a nightmare situation.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Ariel has been very patient and supportive through the entire process,
- 1:06Speaker 2: and I am thankfully through the worst of it as
- 1:10Speaker 2: far as I can tell. Your fingers crossed and back
- 1:14Speaker 2: to talk about things what are geeky?
- 1:18Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a whole bunch of that happened in
- 1:20Speaker 1: the past few weeks, but we're going to ignore a
- 1:22Speaker 1: lot of that and talk about what's new. And as
- 1:25Speaker 1: far as patient goes, I mean like I've had auditions
- 1:28Speaker 1: and I've had other stuff to do, so like.
- 1:32Speaker 2: She was busy, she wasn't spending the whole time giving
- 1:36Speaker 2: me puppy dog eyes and saying I sure hope you're
- 1:38Speaker 2: feeling better, just you know, but she did check in,
- 1:41Speaker 2: so yeah, I don't want to give the wrong impression.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Also, like I want to say, one of our listeners,
- 1:47Speaker 1: one of our listeners on discord was like, I can't
- 1:49Speaker 1: wait for Ariel to admonish you or to get back
- 1:52Speaker 1: to aerial admonishment again. I'm going to try not to
- 1:54Speaker 1: admonish you too much because I don't want you to
- 1:58Speaker 1: have to recover from any sick burns along.
- 2:00Speaker 2: With yeah, yeah, considering that my illness was related to
- 2:05Speaker 2: high blood pressure, like I can just hold that over people.
- 2:09Speaker 2: I'm like, please don't upset me. You'll kill me.
- 2:12Speaker 1: But any time that I gave you puppy dog guys
- 2:14Speaker 1: and asked if you were I sure hope to you're
- 2:16Speaker 1: feeling better, it was genuine. There was no ulterior motive
- 2:19Speaker 1: because your health, my friend, is the most important thing
- 2:22Speaker 1: to me.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you so much. And so we have
- 2:26Speaker 2: a pretty ginormous episode lineup. We'll see if we can
- 2:31Speaker 2: cover everything, but we've got a ton of stuff to
- 2:33Speaker 2: talk about. Like Ariel said, obviously a bunch of news
- 2:38Speaker 2: has come out since we had to take our break,
- 2:41Speaker 2: and we're really just focusing on the things that happened
- 2:43Speaker 2: over the last week because to do everything would I mean,
- 2:47Speaker 2: we'd have to have like a three hour long episode.
- 2:50Speaker 2: And I think a lot of that is because obviously,
- 2:53Speaker 2: during the course of the strikes, there really couldn't be
- 2:57Speaker 2: any progress on any any meat stuff, at least any
- 3:01Speaker 2: media stuff that was in the world of TV or film.
- 3:05Speaker 2: And now that those have been reconciled and resolved, the
- 3:09Speaker 2: floodgates are open.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Floodgates are open, and lots of productions are starting back up,
- 3:14Speaker 1: and that's awesome for actors as well as for viewers.
- 3:17Speaker 1: So yeah, do I don't remember, Jonathan, remind me, do
- 3:21Speaker 1: we start with what we've watched or do we start
- 3:23Speaker 1: with thirty seconds or less?
- 3:24Speaker 2: Wow? I don't remember either. I think actually we usually
- 3:28Speaker 2: start with what we've watched and then we go into
- 3:31Speaker 2: thirty seconds or less, And if not, that's how we're
- 3:34Speaker 2: doing it today.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Rockin'. So I've watched a bunch of geeky media over
- 3:39Speaker 1: the holidays and the new year. I finished Barry, I've
- 3:44Speaker 1: started Squid Games. I watched that Batman Ugly Christmas cartoon
- 3:48Speaker 1: special that I was like, oh, it's so ugly. It
- 3:50Speaker 1: was really cute. It was very ugly, but it was
- 3:54Speaker 1: very very cute. I finished Echo, I started Fargo, I've
- 3:59Speaker 1: restarted Skyrim, and my husband has started playing Dave the Diver,
- 4:03Speaker 1: which is a game that Jonathan also enjoys playing. And
- 4:07Speaker 1: then I watched an episode of Has Been Hotel. But
- 4:14Speaker 1: I wanted to like it because it's kind of a
- 4:16Speaker 1: more adult cartoon and it's got a b it's a
- 4:19Speaker 1: musical and it's got a bunch of Broadway star actors
- 4:22Speaker 1: in it. But they really lean into like the depravity
- 4:26Speaker 1: of the story, and it's not funny. So that's the
- 4:29Speaker 1: thing is, you can have cussing, an adult humor and
- 4:33Speaker 1: sexy jokes and all that stuff and it can be hilarious.
- 4:36Speaker 1: And everything just fell flat to me. It felt like
- 4:38Speaker 1: they were trying to push it into be edgy.
- 4:39Speaker 2: And gotcha, yeah, where they're leaning so hard on that
- 4:45Speaker 2: that they're doing it at the expense of actual clever writing.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and then like the storyline is also one
- 4:53Speaker 1: of those ones that's like a little bit of a
- 4:55Speaker 1: stretch for me based on my upbringing, But yeah, I
- 5:00Speaker 1: give it a fair shot. And yeah, the joke, it
- 5:01Speaker 1: just wasn't as funny as I had hoped it would be.
- 5:03Speaker 1: But the music is banging, Like the music might be
- 5:05Speaker 1: the best TV music I've heard. It might be tied
- 5:09Speaker 1: for schmcago after Gallivant, not counting the first episode.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh for me, really the geeky thing. So I
- 5:20Speaker 2: watched a lot of old stuff, like I finally watched.
- 5:22Speaker 2: I went through and watched all the movies that have
- 5:26Speaker 2: been made so far in the hell House series. Okay,
- 5:29Speaker 2: and I had seen the first one before. If you're
- 5:31Speaker 2: not familiar, hell House is a found footage horror franchise,
- 5:36Speaker 2: with the first one taking place in the Abadon Hotel,
- 5:40Speaker 2: this fictional hotel that's supposed to be in New York.
- 5:42Speaker 2: They actually use a real abandoned hotel that's used for
- 5:48Speaker 2: things like like Halloween haunts in Pennsylvania. Anyway, it's about
- 5:53Speaker 2: this crew that's trying to turn the Abadon Hotel into
- 5:56Speaker 2: a haunted house, and it turns out it really is haunted,
- 6:00Speaker 2: and then hilarious Halloween hyjinks ensue. And by hilarious I
- 6:04Speaker 2: mean horrifying and grotesque to ask, Yeah, Well, there are
- 6:10Speaker 2: four movies in the series so far. Three of them
- 6:14Speaker 2: take place in the Abadon Hotel. The fourth one, which
- 6:19Speaker 2: in some ways is a prequel, like it takes place
- 6:21Speaker 2: in modern day, but they're they're investigating something that happened
- 6:26Speaker 2: in a time before the other movies that occur in
- 6:30Speaker 2: the franchise. I actually think the fourth one is probably
- 6:33Speaker 2: the strongest of the series so far, which is unusual, right,
- 6:37Speaker 2: Usually with horror franchises, you start off super strong and
- 6:42Speaker 2: then maybe you can get a little close to the
- 6:45Speaker 2: brilliance later on. But this is one of those cases
- 6:47Speaker 2: where I actually think the fourth movie might be the
- 6:50Speaker 2: best one of the bunch. I don't know that I
- 6:54Speaker 2: can recommend it. Like, if you want to see some
- 6:56Speaker 2: sort of semi schlocky found footage horror, it falls into
- 7:02Speaker 2: the same traps as other found footage. Mainly you'll be
- 7:06Speaker 2: left asking why would anyone be filming this? Right? That's
- 7:12Speaker 2: the big problem with found footage, unless you're doing something
- 7:15Speaker 2: like security cameras that are supposed to be on all
- 7:17Speaker 2: the time. You're left with the question of why would
- 7:21Speaker 2: anyone bother to this is so mundane, there'd be no
- 7:24Speaker 2: reason to waste time filming it until something scary happens.
- 7:29Speaker 2: But you wouldn't have known something scary was gonna happen
- 7:32Speaker 2: before it happened. So it does fall into those same traps,
- 7:35Speaker 2: but it's it's fairly entertaining. The third one is perhaps
- 7:38Speaker 2: the schluckiest of the bunch, which in some ways is fun.
- 7:43Speaker 2: So that was one thing I did. The other thing
- 7:45Speaker 2: before it came out, before the first episode of season
- 7:49Speaker 2: four of True Detective came out, I decided I wanted
- 7:53Speaker 2: to read Robert Chambers The King in Yellow because that
- 7:59Speaker 2: that's a co election of short stories that Robert Chambers
- 8:04Speaker 2: published before Lovecraft really got his start that kind of
- 8:09Speaker 2: fall into the weird fiction category, at least some of
- 8:11Speaker 2: them do, and it involves things like creating fictional works
- 8:17Speaker 2: of literature that end up having like supernatural powers, the
- 8:21Speaker 2: main one being a play named The King in Yellow
- 8:24Speaker 2: and if you read it, you go bonkers. And that
- 8:28Speaker 2: was a big influence for the first season of True Detective. Well,
- 8:31Speaker 2: I knew that the fourth season was coming out, and
- 8:35Speaker 2: that it appeared to go back and reference stuff from
- 8:39Speaker 2: The King in Yellow. So I thought, I'm going to
- 8:41Speaker 2: read this, and while I was sick, I read the
- 8:44Speaker 2: book stories. Probably not the best state of mind to
- 8:46Speaker 2: do it, but I thought they were pretty pretty good.
- 8:50Speaker 2: Like not I wouldn't say they were brilliant, but I
- 8:54Speaker 2: thought they were well written and interesting. And then I
- 8:57Speaker 2: watched the first episode of season four of True Detective.
- 9:01Speaker 2: I think it's very well made. I lament the fact
- 9:06Speaker 2: that there are no really likable characters, that all the
- 9:09Speaker 2: protagonists are deeply damaged and not very likable, which I
- 9:13Speaker 2: get is a film noir trope, but it makes it
- 9:16Speaker 2: hard for me to connect with the show. But it
- 9:21Speaker 2: is very well made and it's interesting. It does jump
- 9:24Speaker 2: around a bit, to the point where I feel like
- 9:27Speaker 2: it's doing it in an effort to make it seem
- 9:30Speaker 2: very spooky, supernatural, mysterious, But when the filmmaking itself is
- 9:38Speaker 2: creating that kind of disorienting effect and it's not just
- 9:41Speaker 2: the story, it feels a little bit gimmicky to me.
- 9:46Speaker 2: I still think it's well done. I need to watch
- 9:49Speaker 2: the second episode. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
- 9:52Speaker 2: But those are what I've really been focused on. Nice.
- 9:56Speaker 1: I was going to ask, I'm glad you like the stories.
- 9:58Speaker 1: I was going to ask if you had read right
- 10:00Speaker 1: before you got sick, because then that might have been
- 10:03Speaker 1: the cause.
- 10:04Speaker 2: But right, yeah, I shouldn't have read the book because
- 10:08Speaker 2: that's what caused my blood pressure to skyrocket. I read.
- 10:13Speaker 2: I think I started it. I might have started it
- 10:16Speaker 2: before I got It's hard because, like the last few
- 10:19Speaker 2: weeks are all jumbled up in my head. That blood
- 10:23Speaker 2: pressure thing. It was so bad that I couldn't think coherently,
- 10:29Speaker 2: and it was so bad that when I went to
- 10:31Speaker 2: the emergency room the second time, I don't remember it.
- 10:35Speaker 2: I don't remember the emergency room at all. I remember
- 10:38Speaker 2: the ICU, but that was hours after I had arrived
- 10:42Speaker 2: at the hospital. I was in the emergency room for
- 10:45Speaker 2: hours and I have not They gave me a lumbar
- 10:48Speaker 2: puncture and I don't remember it.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Well, that's good. That's a good thing.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I hear.
- 10:54Speaker 1: I mean, I've not had one, but I'm just going
- 10:57Speaker 1: to assume that's a really good thing. YEA great. Well,
- 11:00Speaker 1: that's the stuff that we have done. I'm sure there's
- 11:03Speaker 1: a lot more but that's just like the top of
- 11:05Speaker 1: mind stuff. So now let's jump into our thirty seconds
- 11:10Speaker 1: or less. Some of these might be like fifteen seconds
- 11:13Speaker 1: for me, Jonathan, I'll try to pad them out.
- 11:15Speaker 2: No, don't, don't pad them out if they're fifteen seconds there,
- 11:17Speaker 2: some of mine are probably going a little long. So
- 11:20Speaker 2: let's just let's just do what comes naturally.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Awesome, all right, Well, I get to start today, and
- 11:26Speaker 1: I'm starting with the fact that if it has been
- 11:28Speaker 1: announced that Jillian Anderson is joining the cast of Tron three,
- 11:32Speaker 1: she'll be there with Jared Leto, Jody Turner Smith, and
- 11:34Speaker 1: Greta Lee. Tron is known as Tron three, is being
- 11:40Speaker 1: called tront Aries, and they have started filming, and that's
- 11:46Speaker 1: that's about it. I love the first Tron movie. The
- 11:48Speaker 1: second Tron movie was okay. I I have no expectations
- 11:54Speaker 1: for the third.
- 11:55Speaker 2: I feel I feel the same like I think. The
- 11:57Speaker 2: first Tron movie is fun, slow, second Tron movie is beautiful,
- 12:04Speaker 2: and the soundtrack is banging, but is kind of a mess.
- 12:09Speaker 2: So here's hoping the third one can really nail it. Okay.
- 12:13Speaker 2: One lesser known conference that happens each year is called
- 12:16Speaker 2: Cinema con that's when studios meet with theater owners and operators.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Sony is sitting this year's event out, but it's business,
- 12:24Speaker 2: not personal, as the company is trying to make up
- 12:27Speaker 2: for lost time due to the recent strikes in Hollywood.
- 12:30Speaker 2: So it's not that Sony doesn't love you theater owners.
- 12:33Speaker 2: They just need to wash their hair that weekend.
- 12:38Speaker 1: I mean, I wonder how many people are going to
- 12:41Speaker 1: have be affected by that when it comes to cinema
- 12:45Speaker 1: con All right, I have my stories wrong in my lineup,
- 12:49Speaker 1: but the next one is that Invincible season two. Heart
- 12:53Speaker 1: two has a release date and it is March fourteenth.
- 12:57Speaker 1: So Jonathan and I have both watched the first half
- 13:00Speaker 1: of season two. It's rough, it's real rough at times,
- 13:05Speaker 1: and got kind of left with Invincibles on an alien
- 13:08Speaker 1: planet after battling some filter miites. So you won't have
- 13:14Speaker 1: to wait too long to see what happens next if
- 13:16Speaker 1: you're following that storyline.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, Hey you got Magic the Gathering
- 13:23Speaker 2: cards on my board game clue? Hey you got a
- 13:26Speaker 2: board game clue on my Magic the Gathering cards? Say, yep,
- 13:31Speaker 2: that's right, there's a Magic the Gathering and clue or
- 13:33Speaker 2: a clue dough if you have to be a brit
- 13:35Speaker 2: collaboration coming out, it's called Ravnica Clue. Addition, up to
- 13:40Speaker 2: four people can play at a time and it comes
- 13:42Speaker 2: with booster packs and stuff. It's available for pre order now.
- 13:47Speaker 2: It comes out later, I think in February, and it
- 13:49Speaker 2: retails for a wop in seventy dollars.
- 13:53Speaker 1: Golly, I do feel like it doesn't play like traditional clue.
- 13:58Speaker 2: No, I think it. It does apparently play like some
- 14:02Speaker 2: sort of combination between Magic the Gathering and Clue. I
- 14:05Speaker 2: read the review of it. I cannot say that. I
- 14:08Speaker 2: actually I feel like it's something you have to experience
- 14:10Speaker 2: to really understand, because I couldn't quite grasp what the
- 14:14Speaker 2: playthrough is like. But it's at least interesting.
- 14:17Speaker 1: All right. Yeah, I might have to tried it at
- 14:20Speaker 1: some point next in our thirty seconds or less. Apparently,
- 14:25Speaker 1: my viral push to become the Thing in the New
- 14:29Speaker 1: Fantastic Four movie may not be as successful as I
- 14:32Speaker 1: was hoping it was. There is a rumor that Moss,
- 14:36Speaker 1: that Evan Moss Backrack, is being considered for the role
- 14:41Speaker 1: of the Thing. I love him. He places cousin in
- 14:44Speaker 1: the Bear, and he was also micro in the Punisher.
- 14:47Speaker 1: He's a really phenomenal actor. I like him a lot.
- 14:50Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like too mad if he was a thing.
- 14:52Speaker 1: But also I still want to be Ben Grimms. So
- 14:57Speaker 1: you know, we'll have to see whether that rumor's true.
- 14:59Speaker 1: When it things like Marvel and DC and big major
- 15:03Speaker 1: studio stuff, you can't you often can't talk about it
- 15:05Speaker 1: yes or no. Like you can't say no it's not me.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Yes it is me. Sometimes you can say no, it's
- 15:10Speaker 1: not me. But also wishful thinking, So we'll have to
- 15:14Speaker 1: wait and see.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Also, sometimes when they say no it's not me, it's
- 15:17Speaker 2: totally them. They they just changing. Yeah, they're just trying
- 15:22Speaker 2: not to get in trouble all right. Through Dangers untold
- 15:25Speaker 2: and strikes unnumbered. The latest Deadpool sequel has wrapped filming.
- 15:29Speaker 2: The film, which at one time drew eyre as it
- 15:32Speaker 2: seemed it would continue production through the writers strike with
- 15:34Speaker 2: actors you know, just making stuff up on camera, is
- 15:38Speaker 2: now finished with principal photography. The movie is slated to
- 15:42Speaker 2: release on July twenty sixth of this year. Get Your
- 15:45Speaker 2: Chimichanga's Ready, Okay?
- 15:52Speaker 1: Next, Kit Harrington, who is John Snow in Game of
- 15:54Speaker 1: Thrones is producing a TV thriller, very British Western. It
- 16:01Speaker 1: takes place in the Lake District of the United Kingdom,
- 16:05Speaker 1: and it's called, uh something like the City of Dust.
- 16:12Speaker 1: I'm trying to Empire of Dirt. I was close. City
- 16:15Speaker 1: of Dust, Empire of Dirt. They're close. It's a working title.
- 16:20Speaker 1: It's about a big city boy who returns to his
- 16:23Speaker 1: family farm in the Lake District for a cousin's wedding
- 16:26Speaker 1: and discovers that his family has been doing major, major
- 16:28Speaker 1: drug deals. One, I can't wrap my head around what
- 16:33Speaker 1: a very h what a very British Western would be,
- 16:38Speaker 1: if that equates to American westerns at all or is
- 16:41Speaker 1: a completely different thing. And two the description sounds like
- 16:45Speaker 1: breaking bad, and I don't I don't know if I
- 16:48Speaker 1: would have called breaking that a Western.
- 16:51Speaker 2: Southwestern is what I would call it. Because you know
- 16:55Speaker 2: that Albuquerque has that very unique kind of sensibility. I
- 16:59Speaker 2: will say they've If you need to see a British Western,
- 17:02Speaker 2: just watched John Cleese and Silverado. It's just one English
- 17:05Speaker 2: actor in an otherwise American movie. But he is a
- 17:08Speaker 2: lot of fun as an English sheriff.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Okay, John Cleese is a lot of fun.
- 17:12Speaker 2: So yeah, what's all this? Then? All right, Mortal Kombat two,
- 17:17Speaker 2: the film sequel, not the video game sequel, has wrapped.
- 17:21Speaker 2: It's a sequel to the twenty twenty one movie, which
- 17:24Speaker 2: was okay. I mean that movie started off great. I
- 17:27Speaker 2: think the Scorpion sub Zero fight at the beginning is amazing.
- 17:31Speaker 2: But the new movie is going to feature Carl Urban
- 17:34Speaker 2: as Johnny Cage, and other faces that you can expect
- 17:36Speaker 2: to see include Shao Khan played by Martin Ford, Princess
- 17:40Speaker 2: Katana played by Adeline Rudolph, and Kwan Chi played by
- 17:44Speaker 2: Damon Harriman, as well as more. I got high hopes
- 17:47Speaker 2: for this one. We'll see.
- 17:50Speaker 1: I'm glad you've got high hopes. Yeah. The last one
- 17:53Speaker 1: was Fair to Midland.
- 17:56Speaker 2: I agree, Fair to Midland is like, my favorite Mortal
- 18:00Speaker 2: Combat movie is still the nineteen nineties one, the original
- 18:03Speaker 2: nineteen nineties live actual one. It's schlocky as heck, but
- 18:07Speaker 2: I still like it more than the twenty twenty one film.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, same. All right, I'm digging deep into the
- 18:15Speaker 1: rumor pool today, you guys, because the next thing is
- 18:18Speaker 1: that apparently some people found the producer of Zelda in
- 18:22Speaker 1: a Universal Parks video with them building kind of universal
- 18:26Speaker 1: langismatic something like that. Yeah, and then after someone posted
- 18:34Speaker 1: that video it got like almost immediately taken down. But
- 18:37Speaker 1: now folks are wondering if we're going to get a
- 18:40Speaker 1: Zeldas section to our Mario world. It would be cool,
- 18:48Speaker 1: it would be smart.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd bean neat, It would definitely Uh, it would
- 18:52Speaker 2: definitely pose a huge competition to Disney, which honestly I
- 18:56Speaker 2: think is necessary. I think Disney needs to have that
- 19:01Speaker 2: kind of crazy competition up against it to kick them
- 19:05Speaker 2: into gear because, yeah, the Parks, I feel have been
- 19:10Speaker 2: a little neglected. All right. AMC has released a trailer
- 19:15Speaker 2: for The Ones Who Live, which is yet another spin
- 19:18Speaker 2: off of The Walking Dead. This is the one that's
- 19:20Speaker 2: going to bring back Rick Grimes and Nichean, because if
- 19:23Speaker 2: there's another penny to be wrung from this franchise, they
- 19:26Speaker 2: are going to find a way to do it. The
- 19:28Speaker 2: trailer looks grim and hopeless. It reinforces the message that
- 19:32Speaker 2: humans are just the worst, and isn't that what you
- 19:35Speaker 2: need in an election year. It comes out February twenty fifth.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Well that's it for our thirty seconds
- 19:44Speaker 1: or less.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I obviously have feelings about how nihilistic and grim
- 19:52Speaker 2: the Walking Dead series is.
- 19:55Speaker 1: Well something it tells you something when I've watch WALKI
- 20:00Speaker 1: Dead and I watched Last of Us, and Last of
- 20:02Speaker 1: Us seemed hopeful, comparatively.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Agreed, I mean, and that, yeah, we won't get into like,
- 20:08Speaker 2: even though the end of Last of Us has a
- 20:10Speaker 2: definitively dark message to it, we don't need to get
- 20:17Speaker 2: into spoilers or anything in case people haven't watched it yet.
- 20:20Speaker 2: That series is brilliant, But I would agree with you
- 20:24Speaker 2: that even with the ending of the Last of Us,
- 20:28Speaker 2: it still feels more hopeful than the Walking Dead does.
- 20:32Speaker 1: All right, Now, let's see how much of our other
- 20:35Speaker 1: news we can get through.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, as per usually, we decided to dwell a
- 20:41Speaker 2: little on thirty seconds or less. But I mean we're
- 20:44Speaker 2: both rusty.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he's not just talking about my hair color.
- 20:50Speaker 1: All right, So we have a bunch of stuff that
- 20:54Speaker 1: we're looking forward to. I'm going to just go over
- 20:58Speaker 1: that real quick. Things that I'm looking forward to, The
- 21:01Speaker 1: silly Argyle movie that looks like a mix between the
- 21:04Speaker 1: Lost City of d and Kingsman and Bullet Train and
- 21:09Speaker 1: Stranger than fiction. Look's dumb fun. We're getting a second
- 21:14Speaker 1: season of Life for Beth, which, even if you're not
- 21:16Speaker 1: an Amy Schumer fan, this is a fantastic semi autobiographical
- 21:21Speaker 1: story of her life and deals with like meeting her
- 21:24Speaker 1: husband who then got an adult diagnosis of autism, even
- 21:28Speaker 1: though he's a mischel like and he's a Michelin star chef,
- 21:30Speaker 1: so it deals with that and it's just really good.
- 21:33Speaker 1: It's really good. I'm looking forward to Avatar the Last Airbender,
- 21:37Speaker 1: which we'll talk about in a little bit. And then oddly,
- 21:41Speaker 1: normally I hate scary movies, but I'm vaguely intrigued by Abigail,
- 21:45Speaker 1: which is a story about a little ballerina girl who
- 21:49Speaker 1: gets kidnapped and then turns out to be a vampire
- 21:51Speaker 1: and turns all of her kidnappers into vampires.
- 21:54Speaker 2: Yeah, it's given me a little bit of a Let
- 21:56Speaker 2: the Right One In energy, which if you have not
- 22:00Speaker 2: seen Ariel, I think you would really dig it, like
- 22:02Speaker 2: it's more of a drama than a horror movie. Either
- 22:06Speaker 2: Let the Right One In or Let Me In, which
- 22:08Speaker 2: is the English version of it, but I which I
- 22:13Speaker 2: haven't seen, so I can't say I prefer Let the
- 22:15Speaker 2: Right One in because I've only seen Let the Right
- 22:17Speaker 2: One in, but Let the Right One In was just
- 22:20Speaker 2: brilliant and kind of dark. So for me, I would
- 22:24Speaker 2: say things I'm looking forward to include Furiosa. I really
- 22:28Speaker 2: am looking forward to Furiosa. A lot that comes out
- 22:31Speaker 2: this summer. Borderlands I'm looking forward to just to see
- 22:35Speaker 2: what the heck it like. I cautiously look forward to
- 22:40Speaker 2: it because I haven't seen enough of it to know
- 22:42Speaker 2: whether it's going to look relatively good. Beetlejuice two, it's
- 22:47Speaker 2: another one that's coming out this fall that I'm kind
- 22:52Speaker 2: of curious about. Those are like the big ones. I mean,
- 22:57Speaker 2: I probably will see the sequel to Joker because I
- 23:01Speaker 2: saw the first one, but I have the more distance
- 23:05Speaker 2: I get from seeing the Joker the first time, the
- 23:09Speaker 2: less I like it. So I'm not sure if I'm
- 23:13Speaker 2: going to be, you know, fully on board with that
- 23:16Speaker 2: by the time it comes out. But those are the
- 23:17Speaker 2: ones that are really Oh in Nospharatu, I want to
- 23:20Speaker 2: see Nosaratu four December twenty fifth. It's Christmas Day, that's.
- 23:26Speaker 1: Right, That's right. Yeah, I'm looking forward to many of
- 23:30Speaker 1: those things too. I do, I do have interest in
- 23:32Speaker 1: Let the Right One In. I like, I don't mind
- 23:36Speaker 1: monster movies. I just don't like gory horror.
- 23:39Speaker 2: That there's a little bit of gore and let the
- 23:42Speaker 2: Right One In, but that's not really what the movie's about.
- 23:44Speaker 2: Like it's it's got moments of that which do shock
- 23:48Speaker 2: you out of the moment, but it's it's not like
- 23:52Speaker 2: unrelentingly gory, which is why I think it's it's actually
- 23:57Speaker 2: kind of a sweet and some what sad friendship story,
- 24:02Speaker 2: which is why I think it. Like I saw it
- 24:05Speaker 2: in the movie theater and I was blown away. I
- 24:07Speaker 2: thought it was great.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that's part of it for me
- 24:11Speaker 1: with scary movies is it's got to have like a
- 24:13Speaker 1: good intriguing story and maybe some like uplifting bits or
- 24:18Speaker 1: some sort of hope in there somewhere. If it's just
- 24:21Speaker 1: scary for scary sake, it's.
- 24:23Speaker 2: Not for me. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I think it's something
- 24:27Speaker 2: you could give a try. I mean, I would never
- 24:29Speaker 2: tell you that you have to see it. I just
- 24:31Speaker 2: think it's something that you potentially could find value in.
- 24:36Speaker 2: So something that unfortunately hasn't found a whole lot of
- 24:41Speaker 2: value in the month of January is live theater. The
- 24:46Speaker 2: month of January is always tough for Broadway specifically, and
- 24:50Speaker 2: that's partly because you know, it follows December, which is
- 24:54Speaker 2: a big travel month. Lots of people go to New
- 24:56Speaker 2: York for the holiday season, and there they will often
- 25:01Speaker 2: seek out theater. But January tends to be a much
- 25:05Speaker 2: less travel month, so you don't have as many tourists.
- 25:10Speaker 2: And it also is like, if you're in the you
- 25:12Speaker 2: know you're after the Tony season. Uh So, a lot
- 25:16Speaker 2: of shows, if they haven't received huge accolades, may find
- 25:21Speaker 2: that their audiences have dwindled down to like half full
- 25:25Speaker 2: or something. Uh And it's expensive to produce a show
- 25:29Speaker 2: on Broadway. It's expensive to keep a show running on Broadway.
- 25:33Speaker 2: So it's not unusual, as Tom Jones would say, for
- 25:38Speaker 2: shows to close in January. It's just this January we
- 25:42Speaker 2: got quite a few closings that have either happened or
- 25:46Speaker 2: have been announced. So like Gutenberg the Musical, which you know,
- 25:51Speaker 2: I knew was going to be a short run anyway,
- 25:53Speaker 2: it's a two person show. It's hard to make something
- 25:55Speaker 2: like that run for real.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Names.
- 25:59Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't expect it to run forever, but
- 26:02Speaker 2: it's closing. Mind Mangler, which is a spin off of
- 26:06Speaker 2: Magic Goes Wrong, is closing. How to Dance in Ohio,
- 26:11Speaker 2: which I understand is a really uplifting show. It involves
- 26:16Speaker 2: people who are on the autism spectrum who are actually
- 26:20Speaker 2: playing the characters who are on the autism spectrum. It's
- 26:23Speaker 2: supposed to be phenomenal, but it just hasn't been getting
- 26:27Speaker 2: the crowds. That one's closing soon, Sleep No More, which
- 26:31Speaker 2: is the incredibly immersive show. It's the retelling of the
- 26:35Speaker 2: Scottish play that one's been running in New York for
- 26:40Speaker 2: quite some time and it's fairly well known, but it's
- 26:44Speaker 2: closing this year in March. And Kimberly Akimbo, which won
- 26:48Speaker 2: the Tony for Best Musical as it's announced that's going
- 26:52Speaker 2: to close in April. So yeah, lots of closings coming
- 26:55Speaker 2: up in the near future.
- 26:57Speaker 1: I mean that we always get new musicals, so like
- 26:59Speaker 1: Boop the musical, I expect that to come to Broadway soon.
- 27:03Speaker 1: Dead Outlaw is opening. I know this because my friend
- 27:06Speaker 1: who is in Shucked, which also either just closed or
- 27:08Speaker 1: is closing this month, is now cast in Dead to Outlaw,
- 27:12Speaker 1: which is a comedy that's opening and sounds pretty funny. Yeah.
- 27:16Speaker 1: But good thing is some of these shows that when
- 27:19Speaker 1: they close on Broadway, they go on tour. So like
- 27:21Speaker 1: Beatle Juice is currently on to tour, Shucked is going
- 27:24Speaker 1: to be on tour. Clue there's a clue that's coming
- 27:28Speaker 1: to the twenty twenty four twenty twenty five Broadway touring
- 27:30Speaker 1: season that there there hasn't Is it just straight to touring?
- 27:36Speaker 1: Did it?
- 27:37Speaker 2: Yeah? I hadn't heard of a clue on Broadway, So
- 27:41Speaker 2: my guess is that, uh, it did not have I mean,
- 27:44Speaker 2: if it had a Broadway run, I didn't hear about it.
- 27:47Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, So I mean it is sad. I hate
- 27:50Speaker 1: I hate to see shows close before there before they
- 27:54Speaker 1: want to. Thankfully there are new shows up and coming
- 27:57Speaker 1: as well.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's get into some news. One bit
- 28:02Speaker 2: of news that has obviously been a big part of
- 28:06Speaker 2: the entertainment world is that we got the announcements for
- 28:11Speaker 2: Oscar nominations.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Yeah, and a bunch of people were kind of upset that,
- 28:18Speaker 1: Like I'm just going to get to the controversy, right,
- 28:20Speaker 1: A bunch of people were upset that Margaret Robbie and
- 28:23Speaker 1: Greta Gerwig did not get nominated for like Best Director
- 28:29Speaker 1: and Best Actor, although Barbie has a lot of nominations.
- 28:34Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like when Oscars are like, well,
- 28:37Speaker 1: nominate this person, or this person wins because it's their time.
- 28:40Speaker 1: So for them to get nominated just because they were
- 28:44Speaker 1: women who made a woman empowered movie, I don't know,
- 28:48Speaker 1: it feels it feels a little false to me. I
- 28:52Speaker 1: loved Barbie, but there are lots of women directors and
- 28:55Speaker 1: amazing actresses of color who are who are not dominated
- 29:00Speaker 1: this year in place of that, So it's still this
- 29:07Speaker 1: Oscars might break a lot of new records.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Yeah. I think part of the reason why people got
- 29:15Speaker 2: upset is that Ryan Goslin got a nomination for Best
- 29:18Speaker 2: Supporting Actor as Ken, but Margot Robbie did not get
- 29:22Speaker 2: a nomination for Best Actress for Barbie. I did see
- 29:29Speaker 2: that Woopy Goldberg had a response to this and said
- 29:33Speaker 2: that there's no such thing as a snub because it's
- 29:36Speaker 2: not like it's not like collectively the Academy decided not
- 29:42Speaker 2: to nominate these women. It's that when you tally up
- 29:47Speaker 2: all the nominations, they did not receive the number necessary
- 29:51Speaker 2: to be listed among the nominees, and it's that each
- 29:55Speaker 2: individual person responded like who they thought deserved it and
- 29:59Speaker 2: collec colectively. That's just how it shook out. And I
- 30:03Speaker 2: thought that's actually a pretty reasonable way of looking at it.
- 30:07Speaker 2: It still stinks like it still doesn't look good when
- 30:12Speaker 2: the two women who were most responsible for making that
- 30:15Speaker 2: movie happen didn't get nominated, but the guy who played
- 30:19Speaker 2: the himbo did that?
- 30:21Speaker 1: Does America Ferrara did?
- 30:24Speaker 2: Yes, she did Supporting Actress Best Supporting Actress. So it
- 30:28Speaker 2: wasn't like it was totally overlooked. But yeah, I think
- 30:31Speaker 2: that that that perspective, that it's not like it's, you know,
- 30:36Speaker 2: a group of eight white men in a conference room
- 30:39Speaker 2: somewhere smoking cigars and just deciding who gets the nod
- 30:43Speaker 2: and who doesn't. It's not like that, and I think
- 30:46Speaker 2: remembering that is important. I do think. I mean, I'm
- 30:50Speaker 2: not big on awards. I've said this so many times.
- 30:52Speaker 2: I don't like awards like I don't like I don't
- 30:55Speaker 2: like trying to assign, you know, rankings to art. I
- 31:00Speaker 2: don't like saying this art is better than that art
- 31:03Speaker 2: like that just bothers me, especially when you're talking about
- 31:06Speaker 2: things that are in wildly different genres with different perspectives
- 31:11Speaker 2: and different messages, Like it just doesn't make sense to me.
- 31:16Speaker 2: And I really don't like the how it creates a
- 31:20Speaker 2: political discussion within Hollywood where you have these four year
- 31:24Speaker 2: consideration campaigns that are so shallow and so like obvious
- 31:33Speaker 2: and callous and gross. I think it just reduces art
- 31:37Speaker 2: to something that I think is so shallow that it's
- 31:41Speaker 2: just disturbing to me. So I'm not big on oscars anyway.
- 31:48Speaker 2: I do think that the people who were nominated, all
- 31:51Speaker 2: of them put in incredible work and that, you know,
- 31:55Speaker 2: I'm glad to see them get recognition. I just wish
- 31:58Speaker 2: it weren't in the form of a competition me too.
- 32:02Speaker 1: I'm kind of surprised May December didn't get more gnoms
- 32:06Speaker 1: because they did across other awards award series like the Academy,
- 32:14Speaker 1: But they are nominated for Best Original Screenplay, which I'm
- 32:18Speaker 1: just gonna say is cool because I have a very
- 32:23Speaker 1: good friend who was a small role in that movie.
- 32:27Speaker 2: Me.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So it's it's kind of a very black
- 32:33Speaker 1: Swan esque movie. It's based on it's based on a
- 32:39Speaker 1: true story. It's not like exactly following the true story
- 32:43Speaker 1: and it's a disturbing story, but it's told very well.
- 32:47Speaker 2: So out of curiosity, how many of the nominated films
- 32:53Speaker 2: have you seen? If you happen to know?
- 32:56Speaker 1: Hold on, I've seen Barbie. I wanted to see Poor Things,
- 33:01Speaker 1: but I haven't gotten there yet.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Poor Things is on my list to see. I really
- 33:06Speaker 2: want to see it. I've heard great things about it.
- 33:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see American fiction. They are actually
- 33:12Speaker 1: a bunch that I haven't seen that I want to
- 33:13Speaker 1: see this year. I just haven't got it to it.
- 33:15Speaker 1: So I've seen Barbie and then I've seen Pneumona. Okay,
- 33:22Speaker 1: I haven't seen Boy and the Heron or Spider Man
- 33:24Speaker 1: Across the Spider Verse yet. I know I could watch
- 33:26Speaker 1: Better Man Across the Spider Verse, but it I think
- 33:29Speaker 1: it came back to theaters, and if I haven't missed it,
- 33:31Speaker 1: I want to go see it there instead. So that's two.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm killing him continuing to go. I saw
- 33:43Speaker 1: May December, so that's three. I saw that one, not
- 33:46Speaker 1: on Netflix where it's currently streaming. I saw that in
- 33:48Speaker 1: the movie theater. I saw Guardians the Galaxy Volume three.
- 33:54Speaker 2: Mm. Hmmm.
- 33:55Speaker 1: That's four of them. Oh, Flame and Hot has a
- 34:00Speaker 1: song nominated. That's awesome. Uh. And then we get to
- 34:06Speaker 1: the shorts, which I haven't watched. So I've seen four.
- 34:09Speaker 2: I've seen two. Okay, I've seen Barbie, and I've seen
- 34:14Speaker 2: Indiana Jones and The Dumb of Destiny.
- 34:18Speaker 1: Oh, I haven't watched that one yet. It wasn't good.
- 34:21Speaker 2: I am not going to say it was not good.
- 34:25Speaker 2: I am going to say I did not like it
- 34:27Speaker 2: at all, and I wish it hadn't been made.
- 34:31Speaker 1: I I was it better or worse than Crystal Skull,
- 34:36Speaker 1: I mean better than Crystal Skull, But then the fact
- 34:39Speaker 1: that I had high blood pressure and had to go
- 34:40Speaker 1: to the emergency room was better than Crystal Skull. Oh
- 34:46Speaker 1: my goodness. Uh wow, that's that puts Crystal Skull on
- 34:52Speaker 1: part with Sucker Punch.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I have never subjected myself to Sucker Punch
- 34:58Speaker 2: because I know that would be that would be truly terrible.
- 35:01Speaker 1: No.
- 35:01Speaker 2: I didn't like Dial of Destiny. They made some choices
- 35:06Speaker 2: that I did not care for. I felt the story
- 35:10Speaker 2: was kind of stupid. I don't know, I just feel
- 35:17Speaker 2: like it. Also, it's so far disconnected from the pulpy
- 35:22Speaker 2: action feel of the first two films, in particular, the
- 35:28Speaker 2: third one I enjoy a lot, but I don't think
- 35:30Speaker 2: it's nearly as pulpy as the first two movies are.
- 35:33Speaker 2: And then after that everything just gets further and further away,
- 35:37Speaker 2: and I don't like it. They also make a choice
- 35:43Speaker 2: in dial of Destiny that regard regarding a character who
- 35:49Speaker 2: appeared in a previous film that I thought was really upsetting.
- 35:56Speaker 2: A Okay, so there you go.
- 36:00Speaker 1: That's unfortunate among the many. So usually when the Oscar
- 36:06Speaker 1: noms come out, there's like a couple movies that I
- 36:08Speaker 1: want to see. There's a bunch this year that I
- 36:09Speaker 1: didn't see that I want to see. Yeah, and I
- 36:13Speaker 1: just I haven't had the bandwidth to go to the
- 36:15Speaker 1: movie theater as much, unless it's like I took my
- 36:19Speaker 1: niece to see I went to go see The Marvels
- 36:22Speaker 1: with my niece, right, But one of the ones that
- 36:25Speaker 1: I really wanted to see that everybody I know who's
- 36:27Speaker 1: seen it has loved is Godzilla Minus one, which is nominated,
- 36:33Speaker 1: and it's the first Oscar nomination for Godzilla in the
- 36:40Speaker 1: seventy years of Godzilla.
- 36:42Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, my question is if Godzilla wins the Academy Award.
- 36:46Speaker 2: Are they going to have the guts to plague that
- 36:49Speaker 2: monster off stage? If Godzilla takes longer than thirty seconds
- 36:52Speaker 2: to thank everybody, I.
- 36:54Speaker 1: Mean probably, I bet he's I bet he she. I don't.
- 37:00Speaker 1: I don't know in Godzilla minus one whether Godzilla is
- 37:02Speaker 1: a he or she, But I bet Godzilla. I bet
- 37:05Speaker 1: Godzilla is more like actually temperamented like Godzuki.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Yeah, and we should say that this nomination is in
- 37:13Speaker 2: the field of visual effects, and it's also it's also
- 37:17Speaker 2: good to note that Godzilla minus one had a budget
- 37:21Speaker 2: of around ten to fifteen million dollars, which I would
- 37:25Speaker 2: argue should send a message to all those Hollywood big
- 37:28Speaker 2: budget films that spending two hundred million dollars to make
- 37:32Speaker 2: your movie look like it was a PlayStation three game
- 37:35Speaker 2: is not necessarily the best use of money.
- 37:38Speaker 1: Yeah. We we already knew that it was possible to
- 37:40Speaker 1: make a really great visually effective movie special effects and
- 37:44Speaker 1: VFX on a short budget because we had just strict
- 37:47Speaker 1: nine right that. Yeah, what's phenomenally done.
- 37:50Speaker 2: Yeah, if you, if you, if you, if you use
- 37:53Speaker 2: great cinematography, amazing lighting, and great practical effects, you can
- 37:59Speaker 2: make a really really great movie, and then like you know,
- 38:03Speaker 2: you can still use visual effects when you need it,
- 38:05Speaker 2: but like that combination, like if you just get the
- 38:08Speaker 2: right people together and you're paying them properly, you can
- 38:11Speaker 2: make a really effective film, great visual storytelling, and it
- 38:17Speaker 2: doesn't look like garbage, like like someone playing a video game.
- 38:21Speaker 2: And I really wish more movies would take that into consideration,
- 38:26Speaker 2: because I'm so tired of going in and when it
- 38:29Speaker 2: comes to a big action scene, I just check out
- 38:31Speaker 2: because it doesn't look real at all anymore.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. We will link to an article about
- 38:39Speaker 1: this on our website. I will get it up this weekend.
- 38:44Speaker 1: The article we're linking to is on Vulture, and I
- 38:46Speaker 1: love how they ended their article, which is When reached
- 38:49Speaker 1: for comment about this, honor Godzilla said scree on.
- 38:53Speaker 2: Yes, I thought that was great too. That actually did
- 38:55Speaker 2: make me laugh when I got to that point, because
- 38:57Speaker 2: I didn't expect it.
- 38:59Speaker 1: Yeah, so you don't like you don't like awards, Jonathan,
- 39:03Speaker 1: No idea, you like not even the Razzies.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Especially not the Razzies. Actually same yeah, same, same, because
- 39:11Speaker 2: like no one sets out all right, I won't let
- 39:15Speaker 2: me not use the absolutes.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Shark Nado.
- 39:20Speaker 2: That's different. That was a film made by committee. It
- 39:22Speaker 2: was a total like cynical approach to filmmaking. But like
- 39:27Speaker 2: when you're actually trying to make a movie, ninety nine
- 39:29Speaker 2: percent of the time, you're not setting out to make
- 39:31Speaker 2: a bad movie. You're not setting out to make something
- 39:34Speaker 2: that is poorly made or poorly executed. That's not your goal.
- 39:39Speaker 2: You want to make something that is going to entertain people.
- 39:42Speaker 2: And I think holding stuff up for ridicule when it
- 39:46Speaker 2: doesn't deserve it really is just really crass and tacky.
- 39:51Speaker 2: So I don't I don't love the Razzies. Now, occasionally
- 39:53Speaker 2: the Razzies are there to hold up those instances where
- 39:59Speaker 2: maybe it's because of like studio interference, where this is
- 40:05Speaker 2: to say, hey, studios, stop messing with people when they're
- 40:08Speaker 2: making their movie because you're just making it worse and
- 40:11Speaker 2: you're hurting yourself down the line, or it's to call
- 40:15Speaker 2: out really bad behavior, right like if a director or
- 40:18Speaker 2: an actor or somebody is truly a bad person, Like
- 40:22Speaker 2: I don't, I think those need to be called out.
- 40:26Speaker 2: And if it's in the form of a razzie where
- 40:28Speaker 2: you're like still getting the message home, but you're doing
- 40:31Speaker 2: it in a way that's kind of entertaining. I guess
- 40:33Speaker 2: it's okay, but just to make fun of films, even
- 40:37Speaker 2: if they are quote unquote bad ones, I just don't
- 40:42Speaker 2: find that particularly cool or entertaining. I will say. In
- 40:48Speaker 2: the list of Razzies, just like with the Oscars, I
- 40:51Speaker 2: have seen precisely two of the movies that are among
- 40:55Speaker 2: all the different nominations.
- 40:57Speaker 1: Which two have you seen? Well?
- 40:59Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I mean list off what the
- 41:01Speaker 2: Worst Picture nominations are, just so folks know what movies
- 41:05Speaker 2: were warranted as the worst according to the Razzies. And
- 41:08Speaker 2: there was like almost twelve hundred people who voted on this.
- 41:11Speaker 2: So the Exorcist Believer expend Deforables, also expendables, four Meg
- 41:20Speaker 2: to the Trench, Shazam, Fury of the Gods, and Winnie
- 41:24Speaker 2: the Pooh, Blood and Honey. I haven't seen any of those,
- 41:28Speaker 2: so none of the ones that were nominated for Worst
- 41:31Speaker 2: Picture are among the ones I've seen.
- 41:34Speaker 1: I feel like, in the spirit in which it seems
- 41:36Speaker 1: like Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey was created, that
- 41:40Speaker 1: one deserves a spot.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Yeah, that feels like that's almost like a Sharknado thing, right,
- 41:45Speaker 2: Like it was clearly made because there was the opportunity
- 41:48Speaker 2: to take advantage of this ip. There was never an
- 41:51Speaker 2: intent to actually create anything of value beyond exploiting an IP.
- 41:58Speaker 2: So I agree with you that deserves its place. So
- 42:00Speaker 2: the two that I have seen is ant Man in
- 42:03Speaker 2: the Wasp, Quantum Mania. That one I saw I think
- 42:08Speaker 2: on a plane like, I didn't see it at the theater,
- 42:12Speaker 2: and the other one is Indiana Jones and The Dumb
- 42:14Speaker 2: of Destiny.
- 42:17Speaker 1: I've seen one one of these movies, and it was
- 42:22Speaker 1: it was. It was Quantum Mania, which I it wasn't like.
- 42:26Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it was a great movie. It certainly
- 42:28Speaker 1: wasn't at the top of I've talked about on the show.
- 42:31Speaker 1: It wasn't at the top of the marvels by any means.
- 42:33Speaker 1: But it was enjoyable popcorn movie. They did a couple
- 42:36Speaker 1: of things that I enjoyed.
- 42:38Speaker 2: I didn't. I did not find that much entertainment in it.
- 42:43Speaker 2: I would put it above The Eternals, which is the
- 42:47Speaker 2: worst one I've seen. I have not seen all the
- 42:50Speaker 2: MCU movies. There are a couple that I still haven't seen,
- 42:53Speaker 2: but The Eternals is probably the bottom of the barrel.
- 42:56Speaker 1: For me. And then I feel like things like make Too,
- 43:00Speaker 1: like that is a comedy, it's supposed it's not supposed
- 43:03Speaker 1: to be great cinema. It's supposed to be fun. I
- 43:05Speaker 1: feel like that one's not made by committee like Shark Nato,
- 43:07Speaker 1: but it is supposed to be tongue in cheek, So
- 43:09Speaker 1: I feel like, And my friends who enjoyed Meg one
- 43:13Speaker 1: really enjoyed the Meg two. So I feel like sometimes
- 43:18Speaker 1: it's it's it's weird to put a movie in that's
- 43:21Speaker 1: supposed to be funny and a little bit cheesy and
- 43:25Speaker 1: does it well?
- 43:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it does it well is the important part, right,
- 43:30Speaker 2: Because like the Sharknado movies argue that that's what they are,
- 43:34Speaker 2: but I've seen Sharknado. That is not what Sharknado is
- 43:39Speaker 2: because Sharknado is not effectively funny. It's just bad.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Yeah. And then and then some like you said, like
- 43:46Speaker 1: nominating actors and actresses as like the worst. These are
- 43:51Speaker 1: good actors and actresses. It's oftentimes not their fault if
- 43:55Speaker 1: their character falls flat.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Yeah, could be the director, could be the editor. I mean,
- 44:00Speaker 2: there's lots of things that go into shaping a performance. Actually,
- 44:04Speaker 2: same thing you could argue for a great performance, right
- 44:06Speaker 2: like sometimes yeah, sometimes saying like best Actor and Actress.
- 44:10Speaker 2: This is another reason why I don't like awards. It's
- 44:13Speaker 2: it's it's not really fully honest, because an actor's performance
- 44:20Speaker 2: is a collaborative effort. Obviously, the actor needs to put
- 44:24Speaker 2: forth a very strong foundation, but directing and editing goes
- 44:30Speaker 2: so far into shaping that performance that it really is
- 44:34Speaker 2: a collaboration.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which is why I understand why a lot
- 44:39Speaker 1: of times, like in things like Oscars, I would assume,
- 44:43Speaker 1: you know, we get a lot more of the less
- 44:47Speaker 1: sparkly movies as nomination because there's less to hide flaws behind, right, Yeah,
- 44:53Speaker 1: it's a more straightforward production. My husband actually shared something
- 45:00Speaker 1: about this, like about editing, so he saw a clip
- 45:04Speaker 1: on social media about the Usual Suspects. I don't know
- 45:08Speaker 1: if you've seen this clip, but in the Usual Suspect
- 45:11Speaker 1: there's a lineup scene where everybody's supposed to say, hey,
- 45:13Speaker 1: give me your keys, and then they use a derogatory term,
- 45:17Speaker 1: which is not like impossible to say on our show,
- 45:21Speaker 1: but we try to keep it a little bit cleaner
- 45:23Speaker 1: than that, and in this lineup, when you watch it,
- 45:28Speaker 1: when you watch it in the movie, it's like a
- 45:29Speaker 1: game of make a different choice, right. Everybody says the
- 45:33Speaker 1: line a different way, and it's hilarious. Apparently, when they
- 45:37Speaker 1: were filming, they were all supposed to be nonplussed with
- 45:39Speaker 1: the police and deadpan, and they couldn't get their stuff together.
- 45:44Speaker 1: They kept cracking up and laughing, and at the end
- 45:46Speaker 1: of the day, the director's like, you guys aren't giving
- 45:48Speaker 1: me anything to work with, and that that made them
- 45:49Speaker 1: crack up even harder. So at the end of the
- 45:51Speaker 1: day they hadn't hit what the director wanted and he's like, fine,
- 45:54Speaker 1: we're done. We will figure it out, and it's a
- 45:57Speaker 1: brilliant scene.
- 45:59Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all editing. The other part of that story
- 46:02Speaker 2: is that supposedly Benicio del Toro was breaking whend the
- 46:06Speaker 2: entire time. Yeah, that's and that's what was starting to
- 46:10Speaker 2: crack people up. Yeah, because I've seen I've seen various
- 46:15Speaker 2: actors talk about that scene and what was going on,
- 46:17Speaker 2: and about how the director was like beside himself. He
- 46:21Speaker 2: was so frustrated that they had spent all day trying
- 46:25Speaker 2: to just get this one scene and they he felt
- 46:28Speaker 2: like they didn't have it, and it turned out to
- 46:30Speaker 2: be one of the most memorable sequences, and like, when
- 46:33Speaker 2: you're talking about a sequence that creates an ensemble, that
- 46:38Speaker 2: was the one.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Yeah, and I like the performances were great, but it
- 46:42Speaker 1: was also a lot of editing. You wouldn't have known
- 46:44Speaker 1: that it wasn't on purpose.
- 46:47Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you would have thought that that was exactly
- 46:49Speaker 2: how it was supposed to be. So that was, again,
- 46:52Speaker 2: again a show about how all of these different components
- 46:56Speaker 2: come together. Well, moving on, let's talk about some of
- 46:59Speaker 2: the stuff we have this This lineup's not quite as
- 47:02Speaker 2: organized as we usually do, but we've got some fun
- 47:05Speaker 2: stuff in the first up is the full trailer for
- 47:09Speaker 2: the Netflix series the live action remake of Avatar the
- 47:13Speaker 2: Last Airbender.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks pretty accurate to Avatar the Last Airbender.
- 47:20Speaker 2: The effects look a billion times better than the M
- 47:25Speaker 2: Night Shyamalan version.
- 47:27Speaker 1: My friends when the trailer dropped her like, oh man,
- 47:29Speaker 1: this fixes all the ills of the M Night Shyamalan one.
- 47:33Speaker 1: And I was like, I know, I watched it, and
- 47:35Speaker 1: I know I didn't like it, But could I tell
- 47:37Speaker 1: you anything I didn't like about the movie?
- 47:39Speaker 2: Now? Yeah, I know that, I know, so I didn't
- 47:42Speaker 2: see that one. My wife did because she is a
- 47:44Speaker 2: huge fan of the of the animated series. I think
- 47:49Speaker 2: if I were to show her this trailer, she would
- 47:51Speaker 2: be far more enthusiastic about this adaptation because it does
- 47:57Speaker 2: look like it is much more true to the original series.
- 48:02Speaker 2: And like I said, like it just looks like it's
- 48:05Speaker 2: better made, not necessarily more expensive, although maybe it was.
- 48:09Speaker 2: Like it's a series, none of film, so obviously you
- 48:12Speaker 2: can't break it down. It's not apples to apples, but
- 48:15Speaker 2: it just looks like it it was made with more
- 48:20Speaker 2: reverence for the source material, and I'm glad that it
- 48:26Speaker 2: doesn't feel like they've tried to make it grittier or edgier. Right,
- 48:31Speaker 2: this feels like this is something like if I were
- 48:34Speaker 2: if I were ten years old, I would be so
- 48:37Speaker 2: on board. I would be excited about when this show launches.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, same, I will say. I had a friend say,
- 48:50Speaker 1: don't get too excited because they're going to cancel it
- 48:53Speaker 1: after one season because a bunch of stuff that that
- 48:55Speaker 1: friend enjoys watching has been canceled off with Netflix, and
- 48:59Speaker 1: part of it is you know, cost versus intake, So
- 49:04Speaker 1: you know, if you like it, make sure you watch
- 49:06Speaker 1: it and make sure you finish it. I know I'm
- 49:08Speaker 1: notorious for watching a series and then getting distracted in
- 49:12Speaker 1: the last couple of episodes, but that really does play
- 49:15Speaker 1: into whether they keep a show for multiple seasons, is
- 49:17Speaker 1: whether people finish the season and whether they finish it
- 49:20Speaker 1: in a reasonably timely manner, probably like within the month
- 49:24Speaker 1: of it coming out. I don't know for sure, but
- 49:26Speaker 1: I think I think we've talked about that. I think
- 49:28Speaker 1: that was reported recently.
- 49:31Speaker 2: So, And there's also like, obviously if it if it
- 49:34Speaker 2: turns out that you don't like it because of whatever reason,
- 49:37Speaker 2: then that's legit. Like there's no shame for not liking something.
- 49:41Speaker 2: Like I know a lot of people who really really
- 49:44Speaker 2: wanted to love the Cowboy Bebop live action remake and
- 49:49Speaker 2: then just felt that it wasn't what they were hoping for,
- 49:52Speaker 2: and as much as they loved the visuals and the
- 49:56Speaker 2: music and everything, they did not connect with the series.
- 50:00Speaker 2: So when that was not not, you know, renewed for
- 50:03Speaker 2: another season, they were like, it's a shame, but it
- 50:06Speaker 2: wasn't what I wanted, So I'm not broken up about it.
- 50:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying to watch it if you
- 50:12Speaker 1: don't enjoy it, but if you do enjoy it and
- 50:14Speaker 1: you want a second season, make sure you finish the
- 50:16Speaker 1: first season. Yes, it's gonna hurt the metrics and and
- 50:19Speaker 1: like some of that is like how much it costs
- 50:21Speaker 1: to make the show. But like One Piece got a
- 50:23Speaker 1: second season and that has a lot of special effects too.
- 50:28Speaker 1: So yeah, so Stranger Things has a lot of special
- 50:31Speaker 1: effects too. So it's not just because it's an expensive
- 50:33Speaker 1: show to make.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Wait what I could have sworn the demo? Gorgon lived
- 50:36Speaker 2: right down the street from me.
- 50:38Speaker 1: I mean they did film it in Georgia, but yeah,
- 50:41Speaker 1: it's true. Maybe do you hate one of your neighbors
- 50:44Speaker 1: that much?
- 50:45Speaker 2: Do I hate one about one?
- 50:48Speaker 1: Oh no, hey, let's move on.
- 50:50Speaker 2: Erry, I live near a hippie commune. Okay, so.
- 50:56Speaker 1: Don't. I don't want to get you all stressed.
- 50:58Speaker 2: There's a drum circle that meets regularly in my neighborhood.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Oh goodness, sorry.
- 51:05Speaker 2: No, no, those actually the hippies are all They're all fine.
- 51:08Speaker 2: It's the it's all the townies over at the Pullman
- 51:12Speaker 2: train yard that drive me nuts anyway, because the man
- 51:16Speaker 2: I still don't know what pickleball is, but I refuse
- 51:18Speaker 2: to learn anyway.
- 51:21Speaker 1: It's like Badminton.
- 51:23Speaker 2: Something I don't think I'm ever gonna bother learning. The
- 51:26Speaker 2: day I learn, I'm gonna be sad because it probably
- 51:29Speaker 2: means I'm gonna play it. But next up, So it's
- 51:33Speaker 2: twenty twenty four in case you didn't know, some days
- 51:36Speaker 2: I don't. And part of what happened in twenty twenty
- 51:40Speaker 2: four is Steamboat Willie. The original Mickey Mouse cartoon finally
- 51:49Speaker 2: went into the public domain because it's copyright finally expired. Now,
- 51:55Speaker 2: to be clear, Mickey Mouse is not in the public
- 51:58Speaker 2: domain Steamboat Willie, So the Steamboat Willie version of Mickey
- 52:04Speaker 2: Mouse is in public domain, but any other version of
- 52:07Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse is still under copyright. So it's kind of
- 52:09Speaker 2: like a rolling copyright for Mickey Mouse as different eras
- 52:14Speaker 2: come up than hill in her public domain. But obviously,
- 52:18Speaker 2: just like with Winnie the Pooh, the fact that there
- 52:21Speaker 2: was the opportunity to take advantage of this ip that
- 52:25Speaker 2: is now in the public domain meant that it was
- 52:27Speaker 2: only a matter of time and not a long one
- 52:29Speaker 2: before someone did it. And thus we have a teaser
- 52:33Speaker 2: for the return of Steamboat Willie, which is a movie, right, yeah,
- 52:38Speaker 2: and it's made in the unreal engine, so it's a
- 52:40Speaker 2: computer generated film, and the trailer gives you no information
- 52:48Speaker 2: whatsoever other than the fact that this is a horror
- 52:52Speaker 2: take on Steamboat Willie and that's it. Like there's literally
- 52:56Speaker 2: no other info about what the story could be, or
- 53:00Speaker 2: if there even is one.
- 53:03Speaker 1: Yeah, the beginning of the trailer is very nice and pretty,
- 53:06Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, this is nice, and it
- 53:08Speaker 1: doesn't stay that way. I will say, the beginning of
- 53:11Speaker 1: the trailer looks almost realistic, and then the end of
- 53:14Speaker 1: the trailer looks very much like I've stepped into a
- 53:16Speaker 1: video game.
- 53:18Speaker 2: Yep.
- 53:19Speaker 1: Yeah, but there also have been a couple of video games,
- 53:22Speaker 1: and I can't remember offhand because it's not in our
- 53:24Speaker 1: show notes because it's older news that like as soon
- 53:26Speaker 1: as Steamboat Wally went into the public domain, they dropped
- 53:30Speaker 1: that character into their video game like they were just.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I mean, well, I mean when you
- 53:35Speaker 2: think about iconic characters who have incredible value from an
- 53:40Speaker 2: IP perspective, and also the fact that a lot of
- 53:44Speaker 2: people look at the Walt Disney Company as a company
- 53:47Speaker 2: that has a chip on its shoulder, because that company,
- 53:49Speaker 2: more than any other, has been responsible for extending copyright
- 53:55Speaker 2: protection in the United States, Like they have lobbied so
- 53:58Speaker 2: hard to get copyright launch changed over and over again
- 54:01Speaker 2: that I think a lot of people are One, they're like,
- 54:03Speaker 2: I want to be able to tap into this incredibly
- 54:06Speaker 2: valuable character and exploit it so that I can make money.
- 54:10Speaker 2: And two, man, I really want to stick it to
- 54:13Speaker 2: Disney because they have worked so hard to make it
- 54:17Speaker 2: impossible to take advantage of created characters by making copyright
- 54:25Speaker 2: last so freaking long. So yeah, I get it, But
- 54:29Speaker 2: it doesn't mean that the stuff they make is good.
- 54:32Speaker 2: It doesn't mean that it's bad necessarily, but it's way
- 54:35Speaker 2: easier to make bad stuff than it is to make
- 54:37Speaker 2: good stuff.
- 54:38Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, speaking of bad we got a trailer for
- 54:42Speaker 1: the final season of The Bad Batch by Disney.
- 54:45Speaker 2: Yeah, yep. I watched the trailer and I can't tell
- 54:48Speaker 2: you what the heck is. I haven't watched Bad Batch,
- 54:52Speaker 2: Like I haven't watched any of the Star Wars animated stuff,
- 54:55Speaker 2: so I haven't watched Clone Wars or any of that.
- 54:57Speaker 2: So I watched it and I was like, don't know
- 55:00Speaker 2: what's going on, don't know who these characters are, don't
- 55:02Speaker 2: know what the steaks are None of this matters to me.
- 55:05Speaker 1: It sounds like Wanda Sykes was a voice in it. Yes,
- 55:10Speaker 1: that's what I can tell you.
- 55:11Speaker 2: Apparently Wanda Sykes was piloting a ship at one point.
- 55:16Speaker 1: Yeah. I haven't watched Bad Thatch. I've heard good things
- 55:18Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I think what is it? Four seasons
- 55:23Speaker 1: now is a fine run. Yeah, three or four seasons
- 55:27Speaker 1: is a fine run for a cartoon. Not everything needs
- 55:29Speaker 1: to be forever years long. So yeah, if you like it.
- 55:35Speaker 1: That trailers out if you haven't seen it already. Next
- 55:38Speaker 1: trailer is for something I hadn't heard about it at all.
- 55:40Speaker 1: It's called Constellation. It's gonna be a series on Apple TV,
- 55:45Speaker 1: and it's like a space thriller mind Vendor, and it
- 55:50Speaker 1: looks really fun. Yeah fun is that the right word?
- 55:53Speaker 2: It looks it looks like it would be gripping and entertaining,
- 55:58Speaker 2: but in like that thrilling way. Yeah. I think of
- 56:00Speaker 2: it as like gravity mixed with Jordan peels Us right likes.
- 56:09Speaker 2: It starts with a woman who is aboard the space station.
- 56:13Speaker 2: There's a a catastrophic accident. She uses an ejection pod
- 56:21Speaker 2: escape pod essentially to get back to Earth. When she
- 56:24Speaker 2: gets back to Earth. She returns to her family, but
- 56:27Speaker 2: things are not the way she left them, and there's
- 56:32Speaker 2: a question of like, is there some sort of parallel
- 56:36Speaker 2: universe thing going on? Is this a multiverse kind of film?
- 56:40Speaker 2: We don't have any answers to any of this, but
- 56:43Speaker 2: obviously things are not the way she expects them to be,
- 56:48Speaker 2: and that's where the tension comes from.
- 56:51Speaker 1: Yeah, because other characters notice it too. I'm interested in that.
- 56:56Speaker 1: I will probably watch it. Yeah, it doesn't look like gory,
- 57:00Speaker 1: so I'll probably watch its.
- 57:02Speaker 2: Sense and Mike from Breaking Bad isn't any plays of
- 57:06Speaker 2: a scientist And I am excited to see that.
- 57:09Speaker 1: Yes, me too, Me too. You know I love that actor.
- 57:13Speaker 1: I loved him in bucker U Bonsai. I loved him
- 57:15Speaker 1: in Breaking Bad and better call Saul.
- 57:17Speaker 2: The fact that you called him out from Buckerup bonds
- 57:20Speaker 2: I impresses the heck out of me because he had
- 57:21Speaker 2: hair back then.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Look, I watched Buckero Bonsi for some reason. Maybe it
- 57:28Speaker 1: was that like a bad movie night after I watched
- 57:33Speaker 1: Breaking Bad, so it was easier to recognize in that way.
- 57:36Speaker 1: And I watch every movie. I watch every movie in
- 57:41Speaker 1: that way of like where do I know them? From
- 57:43Speaker 1: and it's just it's a hard thing to turn off, sure,
- 57:48Speaker 1: because I like comparing performances, just like I like comparing
- 57:53Speaker 1: Anthony Ramos's performance in Transformers to his new performance in
- 57:57Speaker 1: Bob the Builder.
- 58:01Speaker 2: The fact that you put this into our lineup, I
- 58:03Speaker 2: was like, I'm just gonna let Ariel talk about Bob
- 58:06Speaker 2: the Builder because I literally have no connection to this
- 58:11Speaker 2: material whatsoever. The fact that you used to work with
- 58:13Speaker 2: kids tells me that maybe you do, but I don't.
- 58:17Speaker 1: Bob the Builder, Yeah, Bob the Builder is a show
- 58:19Speaker 1: for little kids. It's like a Nick Junior show, and
- 58:23Speaker 1: it's all about, you know, kids like construction. A lot
- 58:25Speaker 1: of kids like construction, so that's kind of what it's about.
- 58:27Speaker 1: And it teaches good values. And they're making a movie
- 58:31Speaker 1: about it. Jennifer Lopez's company is producing it, and Anthony
- 58:36Speaker 1: Ramos is like the main voice. And it's a story
- 58:39Speaker 1: about Bob the Builder goes to Puerto Rico. It starts building,
- 58:42Speaker 1: but then it has like some bad effects and so
- 58:44Speaker 1: he learns a lot more about the country he's in
- 58:47Speaker 1: and how to how to build and make things better.
- 58:52Speaker 1: So I think it'll it sounds like it'll be a
- 58:54Speaker 1: really good story in being like ecologically and locationally aware.
- 59:00Speaker 1: This is not the right terms, but that's what came.
- 59:02Speaker 2: To my brain. Yeah, regionally sensitive.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Maybe that's correct. That's that's it, Jonathan. You are as
- 59:10Speaker 1: always much smarter than I.
- 59:12Speaker 2: It's because I didn't waste my time watching Bob the Builder.
- 59:16Speaker 1: Look, the amount of things that I have watched passively
- 59:22Speaker 1: while making coloring pages for my students is a lot.
- 59:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, listen, No, I don't actually have any
- 59:33Speaker 2: gripe against Bob the Builder. I don't think that Bob
- 59:35Speaker 2: the Builder is bad or anything like that. And I
- 59:38Speaker 2: like things that have messages and can help teach values
- 59:43Speaker 2: and concepts to kids. I like all of that. So
- 59:46Speaker 2: as much as I'm joking about Bob the Builder, it's
- 59:48Speaker 2: literally only because I'm too old for it to be
- 59:53Speaker 2: relevant to me in any way. And so that's kind
- 59:57Speaker 2: of why I just stayed out of it, because it's
- 59:58Speaker 2: like I don't have so I never watch it. It
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: was not a thing when I was a kid because
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: television had only just been invented. So you know, you're
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: not that old, Jonathan.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Television was invented way before you were born. It's true,
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: way before you were born.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing though, here's the thing about Bob
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: the Builder is that I would love I would love
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: to see the connective tissue between Bob the Builder and
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: our next story, which is the remake, the remake of
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: the classic action movie Roadhouse. And if Bob the Builder
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: showed up in Roadhouse, I would watch all of Bob
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: the Builder.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: Maybe Bob, Maybe Bob the Builder built the Roadhouse.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: That's possible. Yeah. So so for those who somehow are cultural,
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: culturally ignorant of the masterpiece that is Roadhouse. It was
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: a Patrick Swayze vehicle rough the nineties where we learned
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: that pain don't hurt. That was the valuable lesson of Roadhouse. Yeah,
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: where Patrick swayzey plays a stoic man's man of a
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: bouncer for a really rough and reality bar and then
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: gets embroiled in local politics slash business dealings with that
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: involve a corrupt business owner and hilarity ensues and it's y'all,
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: it's terrible. Roadhouse is a bad movie. It is schlocky.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: It's entertaining, especially if you like action movies and people
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: slug in each other, but it's not good.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: No, However, the new trailer. The trailer for the new
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: Roadhouse looks kind of good.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I agree. I watched this trailer and I
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: was like, this is the way remakes should happen, right, Like,
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: if you're going to remake a movie, remake it where
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: it's different enough, where you have an opportunity to tell
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: the story in a really good way, potentially in a
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: way that's even more effective than the original. And I
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: haven't seen the film, but based upon the trailer, it
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: feels like that's the direction they win in, and I
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: sure hope they achieved it.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: Yeah. Jake Jillenhall is a UFC fighter who gets into
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: some fights and then gets like conscripted to help at
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: a roadhouse that's been having some like bad clientele in Miami.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: So actually I think it's the Keys. I think it's
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: in the Keys, not in.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Miamis, Okay, yes, in the Florida Keys. So you know,
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: a slight a similar story. Who knows if it's like
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: I can't tell if it's similar enough to be called Roadhouse.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: I think it is. I mean, like it's the same
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: basic plot because again there's like a local businessman who's
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: it's like, you're what's crazy is that this is a
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: plot from the nineteen eighties, y'all. The plot from the
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: nineteen eighties is business big wig wants to have some
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: property owned by a scrappy small business owner. That's the
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: business big wig who's the main bad guy. That's their goal,
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: and they will stop at nothing to get hold of
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: that property. This is the basis of like endless nineteen
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: eighties action in comedy films, Like there's like Ski Lodge movies.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: There are one Crazy Summer has this plot, Like there's
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: endless plots that fall where evil developer wants land.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the plot goes even further back than that.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: I just can't name any movies, but.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: It's just it's funny to me to see a movie
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: in the year of our Barbie four where it's that
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: plot brought back, and I'm like, is this because Generation
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: X is now reaching into their elderly years? Like, maybe
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: that's why this is happening. Not that I'm complaining, I'm
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: just asking questions.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: Because retro things are popular again. So no, it's the
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: gen Z who discovered roadhouse, but only through tiktoks and memes.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm surprised that they're able to watch anything
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: longer than a minute and a half. That's an old
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: man apparently Dutch alfa. But yeah, I watched this trailer
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: and I was determined to think like, oh, this is
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: gonna be terrible or whatever, But y'all, it kind of
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: looks like a fun like not a not again, not
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: a heavy one, not a not a thoughtful movie, but
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: like a fun action film, like when you have one
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: of the guys get his butt kicked by the good
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: guy to the point where his arm is broken. But
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: then he's like the rest of the trailer, he's like,
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: he seems like a pretty good guy, Like he's guys
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: arm in a cast and he's talking about the bouncer.
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, he seems like he's really got it together. Like, Okay,
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: I kind of need to see this.
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like there's a good amount of like
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: humor and lightheartedness in it. Yeah, which is my favorite, Like,
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: that's my sweet spot for Jake Gillenhall movies is anything
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: where he gets to be funny, even a little funny,
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: to a lot of funny, like the Lunch Bunch Gang,
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Lunch Set whatever. He's hilarious in that.
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: Well, he's great in in his behind the scenes interviews
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: and stuff too, like when he was doing press for
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: a Spider Man like his interviews along with Tom Holland
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: were some of the some of the most entertaining that
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: were out that year.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree, I really enjoyed his I didn't
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: watch a whole lot of his interviews, but I did
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: see the Hot Ones one and that.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: Was something less delightful. Yes, involves layoffs. So Microsoft finally
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: was able to secure its acquisition of Activision Blizzard, which
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: was something that took more than a year to complete.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: But in the wake of that, it's not like it's
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: necessarily a surprise, because usually when you have big acquisitions,
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: you get a round of layoffs that follow as the
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: two organizations start to determine where there might be overlap.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: But that's what we're starting to see, both on Microsoft
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: side and on Blizzard side. Now we specifically have a
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: story about Blizzard, but Microsoft likewise is doing layoffs in
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: their Xbox division in order to consolidate these two groups.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: But yeah, we have a story here about Blizzard not
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: just laying off some folks, but also canceling games.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Yeah, there was an untitled survival game. It was code
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: named Odyssey that they had been working on for quite
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: a while. Apparently like it had development issues. They had
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: changed to an internal engine that made it more difficult
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: to develop, and like there's even rumors that it was
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: really just a vehicle to get new developers in, like
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: it was a recruitment tool. But it had positive reviews
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: from everybody who was able to kind of like poke
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: around in it. So it's it's sad that it's not happening,
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: and probably sadder for the people who came on board
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: to work on the project and then either had that
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: project canceled or got fired.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, obviously getting fired would be the
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: saddest of the various outcomes, because you know, hopefully if
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: they were not let go, then they can be pourted
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: over to another project, maybe one that they can have
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: some ownership of or at least feel like they've contributed
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: to and create something really great. We have been in
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: a kind of a beauty full time for games in general,
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: and that a lot of really really good games have
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: come out over the last year or so. There have
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: been a few clunkers too. Not everything has been perfect,
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: But my hope is that we see that continue on
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: throughout twenty twenty four and beyond, and that I hope
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: this acquisition, this merger will lead to some really great
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: creativity as the teams merge together. You always want, you
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: always want for the best, and you want any negative
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: impact to be as small as possible.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I will. I will fully admit that I
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: haven't been following video games this past year, but apparently
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: I should.
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: Balder's Gate three areel You Gotta, You Gotta. I.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: I ask for that for Christmas, and my loving husband
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: was going to get it for me, but we have
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: to figure out which game console we want to upgrade
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: for me to play it, because I'll probably want to
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: play it my lat my gaming lot. My gaming computer
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: is also not it's old. Yeah, so I have to
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: upgrade one of my devices that I can play Boulder
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: Skate three you on because it doesn't play on the
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: one and it doesn't play on the PS four.
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if I would want to play
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: it on console, because I mean, but I haven't used
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: the user interface for console. I'm very used to the
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: computer one and that to me works really well. But
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: the the character creation, the story, I haven't even like
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: I've been playing that game so slowly because it's so
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: good that I don't want it to be over.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sure, and we are. We are going
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: to upgrade our systems. It's just like there haven't we
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: haven't had a lot of time to game in my
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: house in the past couple of years. And there also
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: haven't been a huge amount of games that like have
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: super appealed to us. My husband's getting back into it
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: now because we're remembering, hey, this is a good way
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: to like be active in your downtime, like mentally active. Yeah,
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: as opposed to just sitting watching the television.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: I've started playing Skyrim again on the Xbox three sixty
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: that we have upstairs. That's no longer supported, but it's upstairs,
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: so and that's fun because I got Skyrim at a
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: time where I hadn't played a lot of console games,
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: and so an open sandbox world was really difficult for me.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: I'll say the interface is still a little difficult because
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: there's not like a good way to find all of
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: your quests once you're given them, other than just explore
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: this giant city. But it's fun. But yeah, I do
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: want to play Boulder Skate three that is on my list.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: There are a couple other ones too. Tony just finished
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: up Data of War two and that was a lot
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: of fun.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: So yeah, I want to say the gosh, what was
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: it called. It's not it's it's the I'm like, I'm looking.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: I'm looking it up now to see if I can
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: find it, but like it's whatever. The Kuza series has
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: changed it's name too, Like the latest one just came
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: out that everything I hear about that sounds like it's
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: an absolute blast to play, and that's the one that
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: I want to tackle next. Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth,
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: that's the name of the game. I want to play
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: that when it's apparently you play a real dufis who
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: goes from Japan to Hawaii and it has all sorts
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: of really silly mini games and stuff, and everything I've
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: seen about it just makes it look really appealing. So
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: that's like, after Balder's Gate, that's probably the next one
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: I want to tackle. Anyway. All that aside, our hearts
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: go out to all the people who have been affected
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: by the layoffs over at Microsoft and Blizzard, and I
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: hope that they are able to find gainful employment at
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: o their studios really soon.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: All right, the next thing, this is going to be
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: really quick, but I just wanted to because we talked
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: about Priorly, there were talks about how to Train Your
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: Dragon Live action movie being in development and the struggles
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: about making those dragons look real between you know, digital
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: effects and practical effects and creature technology. On TikTok released
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: some videos of them making like these animatronic versions of
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: the dragons from How to Train Your Dragon, And now
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: I'm completely on board with How to Train Your Dragon
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: Live action movie, Like, does the story need to be
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: retold in live action? No, but I think visually it
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: can be done.
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: Yeah. The TikTok's very impressive, especially when you realize that
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: that footage is like a decade old. They made those
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: for a stage show, a traveling stage show, for like
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: a decade ago, and the animatronics are enormous. Many of
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: them are capable of moving across vast distances of stages,
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: like they're not just stationary. I'm used to seeing animatronics
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: that are rooted in place, right like, they don't they
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: don't move, so you have to work around that. Well,
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: these a lot of them have the capability of moving
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: like across an entire stage and they're huge and beautifully designed.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: Yeah that TikTok it's real short, but it's incredibly impressive
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: and it'll be in our show notes.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: Yeah, they do a lot of stuff that's incredibly impressive. Okay,
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: we get a few more stories. We got to kind
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: of rush through them at this point because I am
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: running out of time. The next is that Disney has
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: introduced their new hollow tile floor, which everybody's like it's
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: the closest thing to the Hollow deck and I was like, oh, great,
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: like images projected, but no, it's a really cool floor
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: that we'll do everything it can to bring you back
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: to a certain spot on the floor no matter where
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: you move.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Yeah. The idea being that the floor is made up
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: of these hexagonal tiles. Each one is essentially an omnidirectional treadmill.
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: And imagine that you're standing in the center of a
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: room and you take a step forward, and take another
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: step forward, and take another step forward, but you're not
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: actually moving forward with regard to the rest of the room.
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: You could use this in something like virtual reality settings
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: where you've got a headset on and so you can
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: feel like you're actually moving through a virtual space. But
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: you can also use it to move objects around on
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: the floor, Like you could put a solid object on
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: one part of the floor and have it through these tiles,
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: zoom across, or change directions. Like they said, you could
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: use it in like a Star Wars type of feature
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: where you're using the force and you're moving your hand around,
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: and by moving your hand around, you're guiding an object
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: to move around the physical space, which does sound really cool.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: So they've got a lot of ideas of uses beyond
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: virtual reality to things like stagecraft and stuff. It's really neat.
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: I would love to learn more about how it works,
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: but really they just showed it off while they were
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: inducting a Disney imagineer into the Inventor Hall of Fame,
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: which was pretty awesome.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, I feel like watching that person walk on
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: it and then like you can have multiple people on
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: the floor at the same time. The way that I walk,
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: I would get to the end of the room before
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: it could bring me back to the center.
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: Yeah. It's clearly still in a prototype phase right, Like,
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: it's not designed. It's not designed yet to be able
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: to handle person walking at a real stride at a
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: real pace, so it's like everyone's doing like you can
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: either think of it as toddler steps or old person
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: steps where you're going pretty slow and making pretty short
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: steps in order for it to compensate. But that makes
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: sense because it's new technology, and plus it's I'm sure
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: it's going to be super challenging to make it so
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: that you could walk at a regular pace or even
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: maybe run without potentially catapulting the person across the room
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: and slamming them into a wall.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's very cool. We'll also have a link
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: to that article and video in our show notes at
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: largener john collider dot com. We have two more quick trailers,
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: and the first one is a Dev Patel and Jordan
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: Peel collaboration called monkey Man. At first I was confused.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: I thought it was another season of Hit Monkey. It
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: is not at all.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, this is like a revenge action film where
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: you've got like the beaten down, downtrodden character who's trying
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: his best to right wrongs. And it's an action film,
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: a fighting film, And y'all, the trailer looks real good
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: if you like action movies, Like, if you like fighting films,
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: I think this looks like pretty pretty spectacular.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: It's like if they cast Dev Batel as John Wick
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: but then put him into like a UFC movie.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think this one looks really entertaining. I
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: definitely want to check it out. And then our final one,
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: of course, I couldn't let it go. I couldn't. I
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: could not do this. No, I couldn't.
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: I said, I wasn't going to demonish you. But you
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: could have let it go. You could have put this
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: anywhere else in the lineup and ended on a happy
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: monkey Man.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: Listen, listen, skeptic monkey Man will make you believe. If
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: you know what that reference is, make sure you shout
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: out to us, because if you know what monkey Man
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: will Make You Believe comes from, I'm really impressed. But
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: our last trailer is for of course, as his tradition
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: on large NERD drunk Collider, a horror movie tradition I established,
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: and it's called stop I Love You.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: I hate this. Yes, it's The opening scene is a
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: woman laying in bed and it looks like she can't move,
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: so it looks like it's sleep paralysis, which I get.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: And it's really disturbing because then a little creature comes
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: in to mess with her and I hate it. I
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: hate it so much.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: Yeah. So the trailer shows that the main one of
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: the at least one of the main characters, is a
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: woman who makes stop motion animated features and the figure
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: she makes are pretty grotesque, and she's working on a project.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: And then this little girl comes in and decides that
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: she thinks the story that the woman's trying to tell
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: is boring and tells her a terrible, horrifying, scary horror story.
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: And then the puppets seem to be having a mind
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: of their own. But is it in her mind? Is
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: it really happening? Is it supernatural? Who knows? But it's creepy.
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: It's creepy. Why is her daughter so creepy?
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: Is that her daughter? I just thought it was a
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: little girl.
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: I assumed it was her daughter. But it could be
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: just a little girl. It could be the little girl
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: in the story that she tells, although they don't look alike. Yeah,
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: this passes my threshold of horror that I'm comfortable with.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: But if you like it, enjoy the movie.
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: No, this, this looks this looks really interesting to me,
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: Like it intrigues me. My worry is that it's going
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: to be one of those things where the trailer makes
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: it seem like it's one kind of movie, and then
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: when you see the film, it's a different kind. Not
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: that the different kind is necessarily worse or anything, but
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: sometimes that feels like, Oh, you didn't know how to
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: market this movie, so you ended up creating a trailer
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: that's misleading. Hopefully that's not the case here, because I
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: think the story they seem to be hinting at in
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: the trailer is one I want to hear.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: Cool. You'll have to You'll have to let us know
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: what you think when you watch it.
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Will I'm not, I'm not.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: I know better that one? That one I know better.
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: There are certain things that I'm told Ariel do not.
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: That's one of them. That night swim. Well, that brings
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: us to the end of our very long show. We
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: will try to make our shows a little bit more
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: personal sized pizzas in the future, but we just had
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: so much to catch up on. Thank you for all
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: of your patients in our hiatus and for listening. And Jonathan,
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: if they want to talk to us about any of
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: the myriad of things that we've discussed today, how can
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: they reach out.
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: Well, you're going to make your way down to the
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: local hospital, and when you get there, you're going to
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: go into the actual gift shop of the hospital. And
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: when you walk into there, you're going to see lots
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: of just weird stuff that you just wouldn't associate as
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: a gift shop. I mean, they're going to have things
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: like flowers and stuff like that, but you're gonna see
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: like aprons. Who needs an apron when you're in the hospital,
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: But you're going to walk up to those aprons, and
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: when you look behind the third apron hanging from there,
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: you're going to see a weird little Christmas ornament and
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: it's going to be the figure of a badly burned doll.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: And this badly burned doll is going to slowly turn
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: its head and look at you. And when you look
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: into its eyes, you're going to feel yourself as if
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: you're falling forward, toppling head over heels, falling into a
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: deep void that exists behind this doll's lifeless eyes, and
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: you'll hear the sound around you kind of become muffled
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: and dull, like something heavy is sitting on either of
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: your ears, and you'll start to feel like it's hard
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: to breathe, like the air has grown really thick and humid,
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: And just as you're starting to panic, as you can
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: feel your heart beating so fast it's going to burst
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: out of your chest, You're going to fall through a
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: sheet of ice, and on the other side of it,
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: you will be in a featureless world standing there, and
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: in front of you will be me, and I'll be
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: trying to take these frickin' EKG stickers off my chest
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: and I'll be screaming a lot because it's pulling all
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: the hair off my body. And I'll say, yeah, what
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: do you want? And you can ask me your question.
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: Just use baby oil. That's what they use on television
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: to get tape off of hairy bodies. Yeah. If if
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: you need a different way to reach us, I don't
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: even I don't even know. If you just need a
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: different way to reach us, you can reach out to
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- 1:23:01Speaker 1: watch and enjoy and get conversations going. We've had a
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: couple about like Doctor Who and some other stuff and
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- 1:23:10Speaker 1: nerdron pod at gmail dot com. And I think that's it.
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: We do have a blue sky, but I'm really not
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