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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 20th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener is advice The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Well, good morning
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  Speaker 3: everybody in Happy Friday. It is the Woody Show. Woody
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  Speaker 3: is out today, back on Monday. But it's Greg, It's menace.
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  Speaker 3: It is a Genograd and Sammy and sand everybody else
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  Speaker 3: here at the Woody Show today is going to We
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  Speaker 3: got Menice's late night monologue week in review. Hell, yes,
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  Speaker 3: because I canna remember it. You can call us eight
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  Speaker 3: seven seven forty four Woody. You can text us two
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  Speaker 3: to nine eight seven and you can join us and
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  Speaker 3: being stoked that it's Friday. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as I.
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  Speaker 3: Mentioned wood he is out today and apparently his travel
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  Speaker 3: didn't get off to a good start. He was on
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  Speaker 3: the tarmac for ye two hours.
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  Speaker 4: He texted and he was like, well, we're still sitting here,
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  Speaker 4: still sitting here, still sitting here over two hours.
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  Speaker 3: That blows.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you got a plane, Like I know, I get.
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  Speaker 3: A plane, do that and fly yourself. I wonder how
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  Speaker 3: long have a flight that would.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he would be definitely have to stop somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we fuel up. Yeah, what were you What
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  Speaker 3: did you see about travel stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Menis? Oh, yeah, and we've loosely talked about this and
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  Speaker 2: I have seen it online before, but now it's more
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  Speaker 2: you know, uh, more recommended than ever that book travel
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  Speaker 2: now for the Middle East and for Mexico.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 2: No, That's why I want to ask you, No, Greg,
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  Speaker 2: you might have to sit this one out because you
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  Speaker 2: don't even want to travel anyways. But everyone else they're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: get in on these killer deals now for travel. Literally,
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  Speaker 2: well now would you would you do it? Because I
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  Speaker 2: think I am.
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  Speaker 6: I think I am actually right now still renegotiating my
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  Speaker 6: non refundable room deposit that I made for the fire
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  Speaker 6: festival too, Yeah, in Mexico. And they they don't want
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  Speaker 6: to do it. Well, they want a lot of money
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  Speaker 6: for it. Apparently the prices have gone up in the
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  Speaker 6: past year that I've been bouncing this, keep pushing this.
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  Speaker 6: It's because outside of Kancun, I keep pushing this back
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  Speaker 6: and back and back and keep saying, well, that's going
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  Speaker 6: to be a difference six dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Now I want to count of the cartel. It's yeah,
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  Speaker 4: tougher time still.
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  Speaker 2: These yeah, these uh travel hackers have always said, Oh, dude,
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  Speaker 2: book whatever. If there's been like a huge disaster somewhere,
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  Speaker 2: book travel like the next day and just wait it out.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and like they you know, just odds in general,
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  Speaker 4: like lightning striking twice. It's like there's never a safer
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  Speaker 4: place to be than fill in the blank.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right after the Yeah, that's well, I'm going to bagdad.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I don't know. I think I am gonna
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  Speaker 2: like start booking some stuff to you buy. Yeah again
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  Speaker 2: for sure. Well, but you've been spoiled because you.
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  Speaker 6: Went on this private Emirates you know experience.
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  Speaker 2: But I guarantee that's gonna be cheaper. It's not you know,
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  Speaker 2: well definitely not in my price. Maybe business class might
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  Speaker 2: be moreble.
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  Speaker 4: You a chair?
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  Speaker 6: Do you get a caviar bar and a Joshow?
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  Speaker 2: I mean in business class you get access to the
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  Speaker 2: bar and the lounge in the back, But I don't
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  Speaker 2: know caviar if you get that.
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  Speaker 6: Not about the It's not about the food, Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 6: about the I just want to lie completely down, not
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  Speaker 6: have anyone else touch me, and.
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  Speaker 2: Fly a door for sixteen hours. Yeah. I don't know, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I'm here for I think I'm going to listen to them.
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  Speaker 2: I think I will book it and we'll see what happens.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I get drafted, see if I can you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, refund it, and then you just keep on rebooking
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  Speaker 3: like as you need.
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  Speaker 2: No just say hey, I am gonna you know, go
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  Speaker 2: to Dubai in December and hopefully everything will be you know.
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  Speaker 3: It's insane. Also, something that came up in the news
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  Speaker 3: that I was legit fascinated by and I still can't
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  Speaker 3: seem to get a complete answer on it. But the
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  Speaker 3: artist Banksy it was here? Was he not revealed? Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, so it was a guy that they had suspected
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  Speaker 6: where it was him before. But they actually did the
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  Speaker 6: like they traced the here and the blah blah blah
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  Speaker 6: and so on and so forth, like this guy didn't
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  Speaker 6: come out, that doesn't matter what his name is. Actually's funny.
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  Speaker 6: He changed his name to like Dave.
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  Speaker 3: John David Jones, which they said is the most popular name.
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  Speaker 6: But they did all they did.
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  Speaker 2: The first part they did it like FBI style on
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  Speaker 2: them right to confirm it.
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  Speaker 6: And the so then okay, what do you do? We
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  Speaker 6: I know who banks he is. But the point being
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  Speaker 6: though that that was why he was so famous because
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  Speaker 6: his art no offense.
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  Speaker 2: You like it.
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  Speaker 6: It's fine, but people claim that it's like making this
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  Speaker 6: powerful statement.
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  Speaker 2: It's it.
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  Speaker 6: War is bad, corporations are bad. There, I did Banksy
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  Speaker 6: for you. There's your Banksy.
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  Speaker 4: But the story behind Banksy is what sell Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, yea.
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  Speaker 6: But now they're saying the actually the unmasking is actually
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  Speaker 6: good for him because people kind of got over it.
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  Speaker 6: They're like, okay, we get it. Yeah, and then his
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  Speaker 6: apparently none of his art has sold for that much recently,
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  Speaker 6: but apparently now that he's back and noise, and even
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  Speaker 6: though they haven't the company that handles all his stuff
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  Speaker 6: has not admitted that it's it is he by any means,
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  Speaker 6: But they're saying this was just it's just because art
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  Speaker 6: is just publicity and hype's the ultimate hype machine, right
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  Speaker 6: is art?
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  Speaker 4: But didn't they say? I didn't read how they knew?
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  Speaker 4: But didn't they say they revealed how like was he
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  Speaker 4: in the room when that art piece sold and then
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  Speaker 4: it started getting shredded, like how he hit.
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  Speaker 7: The that was the mirror?
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  Speaker 4: But that did they get more than that?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't read that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think they were showing like some freeze frame
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  Speaker 2: where they think it was he was in the room. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the mystery is super interesting, but we just.
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  Speaker 4: Need to know who he is so we know who
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  Speaker 4: can play him in the movie.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 8: And by the way, he looks exactly how you would
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  Speaker 8: think Banksy would look.
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  Speaker 4: When I saw him, I think he looks like the
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  Speaker 4: actor John Turturo, older guy, older, like science teacher.
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  Speaker 7: Is that what he thought he looked like?
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 2: I would think he looks like a guy that works
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  Speaker 2: at a deli shop.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I thought he was going to be like cooler.
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  Speaker 6: Is this that's what they're saying.
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  Speaker 3: That's really like he's so nondescript. I thought he'd be
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  Speaker 3: really like cool.
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  Speaker 4: Look saying this is exactly how I picture.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it looks like a janitor. Greg's saying is.
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  Speaker 6: Like he's gonna be like this suave James Bondie guy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like uh not Timothy Shallome ish, but like thin
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  Speaker 3: and cool and like a cool outfish.
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  Speaker 2: Did you look up his network?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's the one thing I didn't. I got it.
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  Speaker 2: You're slipping right now. Does yeah, does he have like
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  Speaker 2: some mansions mansion somewhere or something like that? He has
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  Speaker 2: to be worth a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Of money, right, how do you stay off the radar
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  Speaker 4: with like a mega mansion? I don't know, Like what's
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  Speaker 4: his cover story?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it says that they estimated at twenty million.
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  Speaker 6: Because yeah, because a lot of his stuff was obviously
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  Speaker 6: was done in public, and yeah, he had to recoup.
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  Speaker 6: There's a if you go to the theater district in London,
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  Speaker 6: there's a bank Sea museum. So he can, you know,
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  Speaker 6: make money that way, right, And I've walked by his
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  Speaker 6: stuff before and it's it's fine, it's whatever I see.
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  Speaker 3: I like his art, I know, like the subject matter,
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  Speaker 3: Like you said, war is bad. Yeah, we get it.
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  Speaker 6: Corporations are evil.
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  Speaker 3: But I like how he would, you know, find like
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  Speaker 3: a tattered, tearing, torn down brick wall and incorporate art
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  Speaker 3: into it. Is like the way it's done.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, it's definitely actual art, as opposed to ninety nine
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  Speaker 6: percent of graffiti, which is just garbage and no street art.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's street art.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, it's just your name and a stupid fond
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  Speaker 6: and you're just doing it because it's like.
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  Speaker 4: It's me wacky color.
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  Speaker 6: I'll give him that credit, Greg that it leaves he
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  Speaker 6: is trying to say something, even if what he's saying
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  Speaker 6: is completely banal and s holistic.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the little cottage industries popping up around it, like
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  Speaker 4: there was a Banksy art so a bunch of Randos
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  Speaker 4: put cardboard over it and charge people to take.
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  Speaker 6: A picture of them, right right exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's funny.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's well done. It looks so good that
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  Speaker 3: it looks like a stencil. So I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: if he's doing it by hand or if he's yeah,
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  Speaker 3: probably doing a stencil. So, but I still don't know
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  Speaker 3: his name, Davy Joe. He's going by David Jones apparently. Well,
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  Speaker 2: Up right back. What's up? Woody Show podcast listeners, It's
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  Speaker 2: menace And today I'm gonna be in Corona, California at
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  Speaker 2: Vaughn's on Magnolia Boulevard from three to five pm doing
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of giveaway for the Woody Show After Hours takeover.
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  Speaker 2: And we're gonna make it super quick today because it
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  Speaker 2: is hot. So You're not gonna have to hang out
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  Speaker 2: then I'll send you on your merry way. Also, quick
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  Speaker 2: twenty one thirty four West Sunset twenty one thirty four
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  Speaker 2: sixth I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways. Also, Habit's
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  Speaker 2: gonna have their Blue Wave Shakes to celebrate their partnership
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  Speaker 2: with the Dodgers. I'll be posting more information about that
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  Speaker 9: Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to The Woody Show. On a
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  Speaker 3: Friday morning, March the twentieth, which happens to be International
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  Speaker 3: Day of Happiness, oh BO, World Oral Health Day. Alien
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  Speaker 3: Abduction Day. Yeah, okay, because that's happened.
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  Speaker 6: Would you want to be abducted by an alien?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to get.
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  Speaker 6: Pro but then you could tell the story anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to get like really cool footage
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  Speaker 2: of one.
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  Speaker 3: Uh Sammy, it's astrology.
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  Speaker 4: Day, Okay, I'll check my horoscope.
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  Speaker 3: It is a kiss your fiance day. You should do
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  Speaker 3: a lot more than kiss, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: And most importantly, today is the first day of spray
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  Speaker 3: oh Red taking a look at some entertainment stuff menace.
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  Speaker 6: What you got?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned it a little bit yesterday, But have you
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  Speaker 2: seen anything about the SNL UK that's going to be
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  Speaker 2: happening easy weekend?
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  Speaker 3: So it seems I've only heard about it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually kind of excited for it because I do
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  Speaker 2: love SNL and I know Cebass your connoisseur SNL as well.
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  Speaker 2: Now what are your thoughts on this? Are you here
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  Speaker 2: for it? There is a little there is a little difference.
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  Speaker 2: Like SNL in America is ninety minutes. This is gonna
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  Speaker 2: be seventy minutes. They are gonna use tin FA to
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  Speaker 2: kind of like introduce it in the UK. Yeah, Now,
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  Speaker 2: are you gonna be watching or not? YEA TFA will
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  Speaker 2: make sure they do a decent job. She's obviously well
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  Speaker 2: familiar with the format. Laura Michaels is executive producer. I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, obviously we don't know anything about any these people,
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  Speaker 6: so I don't know. I'll give it a chance.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I wonder if they're gonna do weekend update
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  Speaker 2: and it'll be all like UK Star British.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here for it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you a fan of British humor in general? Non?
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  Speaker 3: Still I'm excited. Like Monty Python, I never found funny
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  Speaker 3: Benny Hill I kind of liked that's very oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but overall I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't know about the east Enders.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Upstairs Downstairs was pretty shocking because I think I
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  Speaker 2: am a fan of comedy. I'm kinda aware of comedians.
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  Speaker 2: But when I was in Nice, France, are nice whatever,
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  Speaker 2: it's nice, Yeah, every way you want to pronounce it.
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  Speaker 2: There was where I was staying a comedy like spot
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  Speaker 2: and all the posters of all the people, I did
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  Speaker 2: not recognize one comedian at all, and I go, maybe
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  Speaker 2: not as good as I thought.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it seems like every three years they try to
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  Speaker 6: push like, oh, this guy sells out arenas in Spain
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  Speaker 6: and France.
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  Speaker 2: That's how we got Trevor Noah.
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  Speaker 6: And the blow so I see what you're saying about
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  Speaker 6: being a hesitant menace.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'll watch it. It's on Peacock the next day
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  Speaker 2: on Sundays Cool.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what I got was something that I found to
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  Speaker 3: be so stupidly hyperbolic. So after the Oscars this past
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  Speaker 3: Sunday night, they have the usual after parties, including the
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  Speaker 3: Vanity Fair Oscar party. That's the one to be at. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but this year apparently it was bad because of the lighting.
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  Speaker 3: It was too bright.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I would see all the facial scars exactly.
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  Speaker 3: They called it crazy bright, and the crazy bright light
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  Speaker 3: led to unforgiving picture.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: So there are some people that were talking to a
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  Speaker 3: list guests who didn't want to be named, but they
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  Speaker 3: were saying things like it was like one hundred degrees.
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  Speaker 3: I was literally having hot flashes. And then because it
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  Speaker 3: was so bright, the picture showed a lot of excess
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  Speaker 3: pounds and wrinkles that used to be hidden when you
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  Speaker 3: have good light. And then to make things worse, there
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  Speaker 3: wasn't a red carpet. There was a light gray carpet
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  Speaker 3: and made you look even more washed out. And then
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  Speaker 3: one actress who was not named, was on her phone
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  Speaker 3: looking at pictures that people had taken of her, and
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  Speaker 3: was yelling at her publicist and then apparently went home
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  Speaker 3: and cried herself to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, life, a lot of people did not look flattering
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  Speaker 2: on that.
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  Speaker 4: But light speaking of that, there was like a period
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  Speaker 4: very recently where Leonardo DiCaprio was always in a mask,
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  Speaker 4: you know, and I was like, is he like super
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  Speaker 4: afraid of COVID or catching something? And then I saw
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  Speaker 4: on Instagram it's like when you get a facelift and
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  Speaker 4: you're still recovering, and then it's just a montage of
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  Speaker 4: leonarder Car, not a DiCaprio in a COVID mask. So
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  Speaker 4: that's to tell these days when people are recovering from
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  Speaker 4: the face he was.
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  Speaker 2: Showing out to clubs and Abitha just wearing these masks.
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  Speaker 4: That's why apparently apparently apparently that what you did.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just stayed home like a hermit, didn't go out.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't go to a beat or day. Yeah. Actually
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  Speaker 3: I did have a couple of neighbors over while I
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  Speaker 3: was wearing my face bra. That's coow because they knew
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  Speaker 3: I had it done, and I said, you know what
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  Speaker 3: you're going to see me looking your window.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have them sign an nda? No photos?
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  Speaker 3: I do have a photo somewhere, Gina, what you got?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? So Val Kilmer is starring in a new movie, guys, yeahsible, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so it's going to be an AI generated Val Kilmer.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to be in this new movie called as
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  Speaker 4: Deep As the Grave, and the family and the estate
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  Speaker 4: all signed off on, you know, using his likeness for
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  Speaker 4: his generative AI. And we kind of know that he
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  Speaker 4: was already okay with it because they did that for
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  Speaker 4: his voice in Top Gun Maverick, which was amazing. The
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  Speaker 4: whole movie was so great, but just seeing those guys
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  Speaker 4: together it made it so worth it. This movie Deep
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  Speaker 4: as the Grave is about he's like a Catholic priest
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  Speaker 4: and then he's with like a Native American spiritualist.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: The production team says they followed industry guidelines on using
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  Speaker 4: AI for a deceased performers, so you know what we
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: always say, like, oh that blah blah blah is the
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  Speaker 4: wild wild West. Oh that's wild wild West. Well, at
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  Speaker 4: least there's guidelines. So I'll be very curious to see
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  Speaker 4: how they pull that off and if it's if it's
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  Speaker 4: janky or if we're there yet.
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  Speaker 3: No guidelines in China, because well, real quick back to
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  Speaker 3: the Oscars. How rock bottom would you have to be?
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  Speaker 3: Because I only found that the US out this year
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  Speaker 3: that the day after the Oscars you can go and
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  Speaker 3: dumpster dive to take sections of red carpet.
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  Speaker 6: It's very funny.
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  Speaker 3: How low do you feel doing that? Shoes walked on it?
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  Speaker 5: No?
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna say, like jewelry or dresses.
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: No, I would I would do that, really, I mean
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: I don't need carpet in my house, but I would
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: like do it just for the like what I got, Yeah,
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: a piece of the red carpet? That would I wouldn't
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: do it like earnestly be you know, yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Something about that to me just screams
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: ultimate losers.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: And you know we don't do well.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Taking a look at your birthday today, Spike Lee is
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: how old?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Guna technice?
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: You got a nice noise? Holly Hunter the Mom and
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: the Incredibles movies. Uh, you might know her role as
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Edwina in Raising Arizona.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Hol maybe high.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: She is sixty eight today. Actor Michael Rappaport fifty six today,
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Most importantly Phoebe's policeman boyfriend on Friday. Thank you, NBA
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: coaching legend pat Riley eighty one today and Bobby Orr
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: the Hockey Hall of Famer is seventy eight. He's also
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: a very frequent crossword puzzle clue.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Supermodel Kathy Ireland, she's sixty three. Ruby Rose from Orange
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: is the new Black Nights forty today. And the six
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: foot nine Baron Trump, son of Donald Trump, turns nineteen today.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: We should get him for Sammy Morgan.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: It's six nine tall enough. What today's Porner birthday? It's
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: a birthday boy. Tony Rubino Today's birthday boy stretches out
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: girls like pizza dough. He's been in two thousand, four
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: hundred and eight fine adult films, including Sir, your daughter
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: is a slut.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Wow, listen here, sir, Yeah, this one.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it's about, but it's called taking
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: on three hot black chicks at a Miami swing club.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Tony was also an Amish Girls Go anal Volume.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: One, Spring Up. Okay, thank you.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: You might have recognized him in Wife. He always turns
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: into a horny slut in hotels for sure, and of
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: course his finest role was in Back to the Couter
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Tony Rotebino. He is forty six today. That's your corner birthday,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: your celebrity birthdays, and a look at what's going on
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: in the world of entertainment.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Who's still out there?
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: Is it two good?
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: I hope it's not too good, though, I'm thinking maybe
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: it's not good.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Well, welcome back to The Woody Show. And as mentioned,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Woody will be back Monday, which means he's gonna miss
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: what I am ripping out hardcore for MENACE's late night
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: monologue Week in Review. Oh yeah, that is coming up
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: in a of moments.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, but before we do that. I have been
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: fascinated with this audio for a while and I'll pull
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: it out every once in a while, and whoever I'm with,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I try to test them on it. I am dying
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: to know if you guys can tell the difference between
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: these two pieces of audio. You may have seen this
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: before on Instagram. It comes around or TikTok or whatever.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Somebody pours two cups of water. You have to figure
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: out if the water is hot or if the water
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: is cold. Now, if you think to myself, how could
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I hear that? I think we all instinctively know, and
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you how we know. So let's
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: see if we can tell the difference between hot water
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: and cold water just by this sound. So von play
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: the first one.
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: Hearing tests hot versus cold water? Can you tell the
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: difference between pores? Ready?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Begin?
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, yeah, okay, which one do you think it is?
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: First one is cold, second one is hot?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Huh you think? Let's hear it again, V.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: And what makes you think that the second one sounds
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: like more bubbly or more I don't know, like steamy.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: It sounds steamy, fluffy.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Steam heavy.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: The first one.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Is more hard, more drippy and fluffy.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: See, you don't know why you know it, but you
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: know it, So let's reveal the answer.
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: Turns out, since the viscosity of water changes with temperature,
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: most people can tell the difference. As you can see now,
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: the first pore was cold water, while the second pore
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: was hot water.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: So apparently the reason is apparently it's like you said,
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: the lower viscosity hot water is thinner and it creates
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: larger bubbles, so it sounds lower pitched, and cold water
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: has higher viscosity tighter bubbles, so you can always tell
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: it's like a higher pitch. Apparently we can tell the
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: difference between hot and cold water when we hear it,
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: and I'm like fascinated by that. That is faster, good stuff.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: And then there was another one called booba versus kiki.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Have you guys seen that one?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Booba?
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: It's just these symbols. One's just a big round shape
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: and one's a really sharp shape with like little like stars.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: And everyone they asked around the world, no matter what
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: they said, which one's called booba and which one's called kiki?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: And everyone like, which one would you think was booba?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: The round one?
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, you would be one hundred percent on board with
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: the rest of the world because there's something about roundness
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: and the word booba and something sharp about tiki that
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: everybody said the same thing. So I love knowing these
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: things instinctually and not really understandable.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Why is thinking of bubble which is round?
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I saw one recently too. It is like a close
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: up of a guy's lips and he was saying bear,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: but he was kind of burying the bee like Bear, huh,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: and then Fair And then when he focused back on
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: the lips and he said, which one are you hearing?
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Whichever one in your head is the one you're Bear
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: or Fair?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: It turns out we're pretty dumb and pretty suggestible.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I know, I like it and instinctual, right trippy. It
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: is a new hour of The Woody Show on a Friday,
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: and we got our daily text that we got today
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: and yesterday is Woody in the hospital.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's like I'd be worried if we didn't
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: get that.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Text on Monday Live. And well it's Greg Gory and
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Menace and Gina and Sebas and Sammy Morgan and everybody else. Menace,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I would like you to know that I did prepare
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: for your late night monologue we can review by evacuating
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: my bladder in advance.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Oh good, I was going to get you a diaper.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: That's how I prepared.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: But he's been preparing all week. Oh yeah, for the
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: highlight of the week, Menace is late night monologue week
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: in review and ladies and jellmen, you've been waiting four.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Years man, Well, well, well how about them gas prices? Everybody?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't know people filled their tanks with canary diamonds.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: And it's gonna have to have me go back to,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: you know, suck studying the car just to save a nickel.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: It sucks.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: It will sucks starting that car, you know what I'm saying. No,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: I'm just joking. I went electric years ago, and before
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: that hybrid other people call it gay. Speaking of cars,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Britney Spears got a d u y and yeah, water's wet,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: grass is green. Greg has beautiful blue eyes. Give me
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: a real story like coworkers making out.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why can't we get some of that?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's the week of review. I had to
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: shout it out.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Gregs eyes blue.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're beautiful. I can swim in them.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Have I never noticed? And they change?
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Maybe what color are they?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Blue? Blue? Green like the ocean, Like an ocean.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I can swim and enter that, all right.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Well. Music artist Afroman won a lawsuit over the police
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: regarding parody songs, and a similar lawsuit. Greg Gory lost
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: one million dollars over his song titled Pigs Love Anal.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Pigs Love Anal, Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: It is it is a hit. I just want to
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: say those are great Gory's where it's not ours Greg
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Gory solo. The story also broke this week that the
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: old price is right. Host Bob Barker got somebody fired
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: for being fat, and that's like Sammy's dream job. You know, Sammy,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: didn't you call it fire Fatty Friday?
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: He is always pointing that out.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just like ah, it's kind of hardcore about it.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Hates fat people.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: So mean. All right, Well, Woody isn't here, so let's
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: talk about this punch the monkey. At this point can
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: all kind of agree that he's a fame whore. By
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: now he's totally gonna fall off and start smoking monkey
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: crack with Andy Dick. And at least Andy Dick was
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: in Zoolander a bunch of monkey. It's just some emo
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: butt monkey that needs his binkie, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: it's like grow a sack already. Yeah, stupid monkey. The
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Bachelorette was canceled before it was even started. So what
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: are all the basic bitches gonna do. It's called the
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Zeus Network. Look into it, get familiar, shout out Batty's West.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I do know what you're saying.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I think just you and me in the room, shout
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: the Zeus network. You love to hang out with you
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: one day. All right. TSA agents are getting paid right
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: now and the public is all mad over long lines,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: but the TSA we get mad at them when they
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: are getting paid. It's like, you know, read a book
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: or something. People.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: It is like that, yeah, like we should read a book.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Or that's coming from me. I was thinking that.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: That's read a book.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be insulted people. People. Anyways, Well, it's
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: pretty short week for you guys. So I'm gonna wrap
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: it up and say that Michael Bolden is here and
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Madonna so enjoy nice and uh, good luck on that lawsuit, Greg.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: But I do love that song Pigs Pigs love anal
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Can I get the remix remix that. Yeah, there's your
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: weekend review.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: That was way too short.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: I know, I know, but it's just like always leave
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: the money more right.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: There's like Iran and stuff and stuff like that.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: You're gonna, you know, like, how can you joke about that?
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: I know this is hard to like ask ask a
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: professional to just on spot do something. But the oscars
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: were this week as well. Yeah, any thoughts on that Oscar. Yeah,
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: that picture was what one battle after another?
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, by the way, I turned off Greg.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Did you try?
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like because the opening shot is what's
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: her name? That the Keiki Palmer okay is walking her
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: walking toward and it's like immigrant attentions, like, oh god,
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: it took.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Three nights to get through it. Let's just finish it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: It's going to be a preaching and.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: With the Santa Claus guys, very confusing.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Even the pit which I love, had ice on their
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: most recent episodes, keeps going on.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the Oscars happened.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Awards shows, Let's show our praise onto these millionaires and
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: then call one of them a loser because they didn't
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: get their trophy.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll take you problem. I tried.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I tried because of Gina the Godfather again and can't
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: do it really overrated?
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: But also you also hate sopranos.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Right, I gave that one episode? One full episode.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I guess just amazing stuff isn't your genre?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: What's weird?
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Greg does like he likes Breaking Bad.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: You like that greatest show ever made?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: But you don't, are you just not like a mafia
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: guy fellas sopranos. He doesn't.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: I tried one episode, just don't see the Did you
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: like the Wire? For instance?
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: I hated the Wire.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: The Jersey Shore. I haven't tried that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, Greg, here's one that you might that seems out
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: of your out of your wheelhouse. But this new Game
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: of Thrones is not it is nothing Game of Thrones
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: at all. It's only it's a name only it is.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: They got rid of all the wizards and the magic, okay,
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: and it's just the journey of a just old time,
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: old timey medieval night and him trying to work his way.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: What about the sex scenes, it is uh shocking even
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: by Game of Thrones standards.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: That's not possible. There's nothing left.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there is a wiener shot what very early on.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: In this game. That's what I'm saying. All these shows,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: the tutors, all this crap. That's all it is is
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: the shoehorn sex scenes into it. And then they say, oh,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: it's amazing, it's about dragons and stuff like that. No
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: it's not. You're just waned out for some some boobs. Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, maybe even give it a try,
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: just forget that it's called Game of Thrones and we.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: So how long do you have?
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: The way?
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Not long at all, although the long is a bit
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: of a double the one the d T F in St.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Louis is that's the yeah, that that has new episodes.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I believe on Sundays they're up to three. I believe,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: really good. Kind of the slow burn on the first episode,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: at least the first half is but once you get
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: to the end, it's it's in thrall. What about it?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Jason Bateman? So, Jason Bateman plays a weatherman who befriends
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: the guy who does his sign language during his forecast.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was wondering what the connection was, right, and
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: then David.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: And then if I give too much weight, it's going
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: to spoil it. But Jason becomes embroiled in a mystery
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: regarding his friend, and there's love affairs, love triangles, and
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: it's so damn good.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Kind of sounds like Batty's West on Zoos Network.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: It's kind of like that we should do it since
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: we have some time here, a quick die because we
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: mentioned the Zoos Network a lot on this show, well,
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: most recently because Morgan's upcoming fight involves is it Krishan
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: Rock and she's part of some of these Zeus networks. Yeah,
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: so it's a whole family of shows, kind of like
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: the Bravo Network with the Real Housewives, except with the
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: batties like Batty's West, Beatty South, Betty's Africa, blah blah blah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: There's all these.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Batties that used to be The Bad Girls Club, which
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: fifteen years ago was on I forget what network might
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: have been Bravo. It is basically drunk, ratchet chicks fighting
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: in clubs, sun and back at the house. So it's
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: like it's like Jersey Shore meets Real Housewives meets a
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: bar fight and so I got canceled. But all those
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: shows and all those personalities moving over to this Zeus Network,
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: which is basically it's standalone streaming.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Service app that you can download.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: An app et cetera.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: So it's just chicks beating each other up.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, correct, the world's worlds around them. I'm shocked that
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Floyd Mayweather is in this world somehow. His sister is
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: fighting in is one of the cards in Morgan's fight
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: upcoming fight.
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: And apparently she's been featured on the Zeus Network before
• 31:37
  Speaker 11: as well. It's all nice because I've seen comments like, oh,
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: I recognize her from Zeus.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: It's so strange because it's it's shockingly I don't mean
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: this as an insult. It's shockingly popular amongst like a
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: certain demograph, kind of demographic, the Morgans of the world, Morgan,
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: because they'll like it'll be blown up on Twitter or whatever,
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: and like, how are these people making money and they're
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: producing fifteen different shows. Apparently it's pop or.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Enough for yeah, because it's standalone and they just you know,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: get all the money so that that works. But I
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: don't know. I'm sure a couple of people that are
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: listening have seen, like the Russian version of all this stuff.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: There's Asian version.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Dude, you see that.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: To me, it's crazy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: This stuff is straight up hardcore. So like, let's say
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: you're watching The Bachelorette. You know everybody's they always have
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: like everybody's being each other for the first time. Well,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: the Russian version they do that, but they immediately punch
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: each other in the face. Oh sweet, and like knock
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: each other.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: These are some like crazy bitches. Yeah, they're big.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Look it up, Morgan. Your fights in about a month,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: right weeks? Exactly what are you doing differently now? Like
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: how does training changed?
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: I was already training constantly, but I've up the hours
• 32:45
  Speaker 11: every day and I'm getting hit harder, hitting harder, and
• 32:49
  Speaker 11: it's it's emotional.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: You are not afraid to take a punch.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: No, you kind of like it? Right, Yeah, that's why
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: I'll fight anybody I don't.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: And that's the thing, like, like that's let's go with
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: like the crazy person angle because it's like, not only
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: am I not afraid to take a punch, I like it? Yeah,
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: give it to me, bitch.
• 33:07
  Speaker 11: Like that would be terrifying, And I'm so excited. It's
• 33:10
  Speaker 11: no headgear, Like that's very rare for dude.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you gonna come back? Like are
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: we gonna need to get you like a drool cup?
• 33:19
  Speaker 11: The problem is, I mean, God forbid, something really bad
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: happens to me. I got to pay for all that
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: at the hospital.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, don't worry, we'll go fund you.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have an awesome fund.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: This will this will test what is generosity, which is
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: he I will say this, he's very generous. But yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: this Morgan needs brain search, right, I forget the job.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: We've got swelling.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it called internal decapitation.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I've been through it. You'll be fine.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: Oh I'm excited.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Ben, this is good.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: I was talking to well, a friend of ours and
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: one of your favor your former boss Morgan and Tim
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Conway Junior, and heard what you said about me, and
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: he said, uh, he told me off the ears. I
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: was on his show recently, said man, I just hope
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: he doesn't get knocked out. And I said, you know what,
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you this, Morgan. I said, I don't think
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: that's even a possibility. I'm on your side. Yeah, number one,
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: because it is. It's shorter rounds, and these are even
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: though they've both been training amateurs technically by the definition,
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: so well she hasn't.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll just.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: Say that that is anyways, continues.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you guys are using heavier gloves, so I'm like,
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: that's I don't think that's really likely in this scenario.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: And he was glad to hear that.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Yea, he loves you.
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: And they do that on purpose, like the shorter rounds.
• 34:30
  Speaker 11: They're telling me, it's like, so you guys don't get
• 34:32
  Speaker 11: gas and then start swinging Haymakers. And then that's when
• 34:34
  Speaker 11: like real danger. How many rounds three rounds of like
• 34:38
  Speaker 11: rounds a minute and a halfeach. It's going to be
• 34:41
  Speaker 11: so short.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: It's funny because when you watch like Barstool used to
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: do this, the rough and rowdy where and those were
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: I think three one minute rounds. Yeah, and it with
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: like guys who didn't even train, what just fat fatsos
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: from the bar and those guys it was fifteen seconds gas.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Well, and that's that's exactly the thing, like Morgan's been training.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: So it's going to feel like nothing probably, but if
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: you swing your arms for ninety seconds, you will be tired.
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, with twenty on club, Yeah, exactly, if you just.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Lift your arm up, you know, I hate it just
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: lifting and like reaching over for your wine glass. You're like,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: come on, get me a sippy cup, along straw.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: We're getting at texts that saying that it was on
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: the Oxygen Network.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: Oxygen Network. Bag Girls Club. I remember the first the
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: first we might have to go revisit this because the
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: first year that I was here on the Woody Show
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: was the last year of Bag Girls Club, and I
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: went to one of their casting call.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: We got to hear that.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: I'll put that in for next week for for what
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: do you remind me about?
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: That is Oxygen Network owned by Oprah?
• 35:45
  Speaker 11: No?
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: No, no, that's the OH Network.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: I'm like, why is she behind me?
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Start?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: What is she not part of?
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: We got to take a break. We have more Woody
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Show coming up? What do you We'll be right back.
• 36:03
  Speaker 11: Wood Yo.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Oh that's us. We're back at the Woody Show on
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: a Friday morning. Wood He will be back on Monday.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: You can still reach us at eight seven seven forty
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: four Woody. He can still text us to to nine
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: eight seven This text from the seven to zero. How
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: come we haven't gotten any updates on dumb s Tyler's
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: dating situation. We did get an update apparently it's tomorrow
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: that he's going on.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: But did he ever figure out what he's doing?
• 36:30
  Speaker 12: No?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know what he hasn't told me. I've talked
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: to him. We're mostly just talking tight like legs, legos
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: and stuff. Well, let me see, what do you still have?
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: The reservation at the melting party? Getting paid cash?
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: You know, what's the last thing he talked about? Well,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: talking about oh, a lot of new items at ballparks.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Is that where he's gonna take what else.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: We're a lot about the bassarette, going back and forth.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: But how come every single time time we're like, do
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: you have an update, he's like, I'm doing it later.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: What can never just be done well?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Because the reason he puts things off is because he's
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: busy thinking about stuff.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: Right right, I forgot about that.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: He's thinking about it.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: He's thinking about, Oh, there's a there's a trailer for
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: a new Mark Wahlberg movie called Balls Up.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: This is why he can't play in a date because
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: he's too texting menace.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: I never believe, oh, I'm so oh, I've got things,
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: and then they know you don't.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Right. The last thing you put off was because he
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: was contemplating calling his brother.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: He was thinking about. He was super busy thinking.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: That multiple days weeks.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: You will see if this happens.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: We also have to get an update on Sea Bass
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: legal action or potential.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: This is interesting. I'm suing somebody, which you know, they say,
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: and any lawyer will tell you, hey, don't talk about
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: your case. Yeah that's not smart, because you you might not.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: You may be completely and what I'm saying is completely accurate,
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: as far as I am aware, but you might missay
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: so thing, especially in a public they'll get you and
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: they'll say, oh, but on this day you said this,
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: blah blah blah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: I don't care. So for folks who don't recall, I
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: was planning to actually run for city council on basically
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna clean things up platform again. I'm actually gonna
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: do something, just don't just talk about it. I hired
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: a company to gather signatures because you need five hundred
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: signatures to get on the ballot. Where I am, they promised,
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: they said, By the way, I looked this up in
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: my lawsuit. I went back through the emails. Oh about
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: seven days. They kept stringing me along, streaming along, streaming along,
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: till the day they were due, and they finally said, oh,
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: we don't have enough signatures for you. We're twenty five short.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: But we'll take your money.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they already had taken my money, and we will
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: meet you at the city hall to deliver your signatures.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: And I said, what the hell for?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have a.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: Packet of those, so I'm assuming them because they in
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: their contract they had with me, they promised me certain
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: updates that I never got because you know when they
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: say at the end of the day, the last days due,
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: Hey we can't we don't have enough. There's no chance
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: for me to go get another company to do.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they could have given your heads up a couple
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: of days before.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: Well even well that would still a day that still
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: wouldn't It would have been impossible, but they but it
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: showed a pattern of negligence.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: So I filed all the paperwork I got. I talked
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: to the clerk the other day.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: How does that work? Do you have to do it
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: in person?
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: Actually, these days, this is one thing we might be
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: able to thank Coronavirus for. It's all done online. That
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: is nice. So I was able to file my complaint
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: by my lawyer, mister Ai. We're using roc over here,
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: the attorney at law. Attorney at law. So he wrote
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: me a nice statement to put in there, told me
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: where to go he or she, I should say she probably,
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: And we filed all that stuff, and I was told
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: that I'm getting a summons now where I've for a
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: court date that I'm going to have. So that's exciting.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: And now I'm so I'm going to be doing that
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: and apparently I'm the courts held over Zoom too, because
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: I'm suing them in their count in their state where
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: they do business, which is what my lawyer advised me
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: to do as because they are an out of stated
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: companys a lot of places. But in the filing and
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: in my my my legal research, I found that this
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: this company apparently is in hot Water in Colorado, not
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: we're not where they're based.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Also for a similar thing, sort of but worse to tell?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Are you allowed to talk about that?
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: It's probably knowledge?
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: So we probably google it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's that's what my AI did. Apparently Apparently
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: they a guy there for a local house race, hired
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: the same company. They they turned him in like twelve
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: hundred signatures, like twenty nine were valid.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Oh so they're just in their non dominant hands, right,
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: which is.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: They didn't even do that for me.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I would be pissed if I'd found
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: out later, oh, hey, you got your five hundred signatures.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Because that's why you pay these signature companies, is you're
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: not just paying them to get any random homeless person.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: They're supposed to get registered, verified, appropriate registered voters for
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: the district there you're nominated for.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: That's probably why they were short because I already had
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: this other issue, right, and apparently they apparently they've done that.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: They were also a contracted for other people in Colorado.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: So my question now is, let's say so my my judgment,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: it's still small claims, but it's gonna be more than
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Damn, let's say I win. It sounds to me like
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: because it's a it's not a huge firm. Like I
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: was just talking to one or two different people that
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: this this might be a case where like the guy
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: at top has got some problems. Oh, because you hear
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: about that when like when small businesses go down like this,
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: you know, just complete incompetence, in mismanagement. In my opinion, Uh,
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: that's you know, it's oftentimes if somebody's got a problem
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: with at the top.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: But they're trying to cover and cover and cover and
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: it just right.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: And eventually eventually, So even if I do end up
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: winning and getting a judgment against this, that's just that's
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: not a check, right. I know that I still need
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: to go after this guy.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, but here's my question slash concern. Now, if anyone
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: in this room could represent themselves, my money's on you. However,
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: if they're already in this much trouble with other places,
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: something tells me they already have a lawyer on retainer.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Are you willing? Are you willing to go up without
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: a carbon based human lawyer against somebody with probably some
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: sort of a legal team.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, definitely, because that's one of the things I've learned. Look,
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: my dad's a lawyer. He's not he's not a courtroom lawyer,
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: just a tax attorney. But one of the things I've
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: learned in doing cart narcs is I've ran I've run
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: into people that I have later found out were actual
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: real lawyers, and I beat them on the spot, at
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: least verbally, because they would say things like, you know,
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: harassment and liability and do you know private property, et cetera,
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: et cetera. In fact, there was often pull this up.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: There was a one of the YouTube lawyers who's an
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: actual lawyer, and it was analyzing one of my videos
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: just this week and said, because I ran into a
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: girl who said, oh this is this is a couple
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: of years ago, this is vandalism and assault, and I
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: told her too, this supposed layer to your face. No
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: it's not, because blah blah blah blah blah. And this
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: lawyer said, Yep, he's absolutely right. This lawyer is absolutely wrong.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: Oh so I think I'm not as that's all to say,
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: I'm not as scared of lawyers, especially in arenas where
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: I'm knowledgeable to some degree and I.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Beyond counsel like in the back, you know, like one
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: of those lawyers that sits behind.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Just to make it look like while it wouldn't it
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: be intimidating if like all of us showed up in
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: what we thought like courtroom attire is serious, it's like
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: legally blonde.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's another That's another bonus of it being via
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: over zoom and it being small claims is I can
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: kind of on the fly being stuff that might I'm
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: actually that might be a good thing. Is like pull
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: up on a separate laptop, have my AI lawyer listening
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: in and still real time typing me. Can he follow
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: what they're saying, analyze this for discrepancies.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: And so on and so the future?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: When do you hear back about the date of this?
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: Uh, the lady I taught, I'm getting an actual mail.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: But I actually talked to a clerk and she said
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: it's going to be sometime in July. Oh, now here's
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: the thing. Up until then, I still got to serve
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: this guy. I'm suing both him and his company because
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: they sometimes people will hide behind their company and say, oh, sorry,
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: we don't have any money over here, what are you
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: talking about? Yeah, so they often you'll see this a
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: lot in lawsuits. They're suing the company, they're suing the individual,
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: they're suing the blubble, you know, they're we're suing everybody up.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: In this joint.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: And when I watch clips, which I'm obsessed with of
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: old Judge Judy clips, it's small claims I think of,
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: like you owe him fifty six dollars, Like over ten
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars is still small claim.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: Thanks inflation, Thanks for the inflation is nice too?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Damn high.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it goes up to twelve.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: It varies by state. It actually benefits me because the
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: state in which they are incorporated it's higher there. I'm
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: good so I can sue them for the full amount.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: So this is this is this is kind of fun,
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: fun for me because I have less at stake, Like
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: I already know I've lost this money.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is just going to be found money.
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: Essentially right now, I still believe that doesn't mean I
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: don't believe that I deserve it, and I don't believe
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: I was wrong, believe they violated their contract. Attention to
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: all lawyers might be listening for evidence, but yeah, this
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: is more about it's an interesting process to go through
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: for me to kind of because you hear about this,
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: you have a lawsuits and constantly.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Oh and you know it would be soup's fun if
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: you said, like he can't pay it or whatever they
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: hide behind that. Oh my god, what if they garnish
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: his wages?
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: That's it?
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because then I got to go after because that's
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: a bad mind so.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Fun because if you default, like if you don't do it,
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: they take your driver's license. In a lot of states,
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: yes they do.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Trust me have to be or lady have to be
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: physically served like old timey days, mister Jones.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Depends on the state. And the good news is that
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: in this state, all I have to do is attempt
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: to send certified mail. And that's funny because I was
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: talking to the clerk and she's like, you probably only
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: even get the certified mail backcause people don't know what
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: the hell they're doing about because you can't just you
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: can't just hih. You can't duck servers these days, like
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: we're the legal system is well aware of all those tricks.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I'm glad it was easy for you to It also
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: worries me that it's that easy to sue somebody.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: You can do anyone for anything at any time, right.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: I didn't think it was, And it's way easier now
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: because again AI has taken all the all the mystery
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: behind all the steps and all the stuff in the language,
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: and it made it so much simpler for us.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so mad that they didn't get the signatures.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: I'm so pissed. Not because of the money stuff, because
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, if if you had gotten what you paid for,
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: it would have worked.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Well, that's a whole other thing.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I wanted to see this.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: On that show.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: I could claim damage, and Note advised me to do this,
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: But if I were really being a dick, I could
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: claim damages for the salary I would have gotten. Now
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: the judge will throw that out because I'll say, how
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: would you know you have won? And I'm not so
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: I'm not even going down that road. But I could,
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: and I was gonna talk about on the radio exactly.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I wasn't being too but I was supposed to be
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: a witness like some lawsuit. And I lived in a
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: hotel for a week and no they didn't find me,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: but yeah, I lived off room service. I didn't have
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: to pay for it.
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: So you knew what you knew.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: You know, some people that were getting sued or involved
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: in the lawsuit. They wanted you that you were going
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: to be served, sir, So they had me live at
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: a hotel.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, what I feel like a judge could
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: probably say that's contempt or something.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: So yeah, it was fun. Step number two in the
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: lawsuits going out. I'll keep everyone updated.
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: As it progress.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, let us know if you need help.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Just wants to help at a hotel The Woody Show.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to The Woody Show on a
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Friday morning. Yes, mega ult.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: And it's time. Now.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not ripping for this because it slightly worries me.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: But Gina's putting somebody not on the hot seat, but
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: on the warm seat.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's too hot. I don't think it's
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: going to cause any you know, major you know, drama
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: or you know whatever, but it's uncomfortable and I found
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: out about it yesterday. And it involves more than one person,
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know, accusing shaming, being disgusted with somebody in
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: this room.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, disgusted with.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Horrifying, uncomfortable.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Does it involve the bathroom?
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Maybe? And I know, well, like let's say Sammy, Yes,
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Sammy loves to go to the bathroom there. Yes, that
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: can discuss and horrify a lot of people. But Sammy,
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: you are safe.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: Oh good, because we're pretty vocal about our bathroom problems.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: That's true. Greg, you have admitted from time to time
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: that you have past gas in front of people that
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: didn't Yeah, I didn't realize that there was anyone there. Correct,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: And that could be horrifying.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, and embarrassing. But you're safe, thank god.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Morgan. Yes, please, I know your diet is out of
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: control somehow.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: Hot seats always have to do with me. So I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: ready not today that you're Oh, thank you?
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: How is it not?
• 49:01
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Menace?
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: What I do?
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: I'm glad you asked nothing out here. A lady told
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: me something yesterday and she was, I guess speaking on
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: behalf of a group. A gaggle of school of ladies.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: That's how they do. They'll get together.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Apparently, uh huh, apparently there has been quite the chatter
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: still about you, the the the idea of you even
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: entering Jesus the woman's bathroom to put in your tampon.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: On a Sunday morning as a feminist. Folks don't know
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: I I we found out that we don't supply tampons here.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: So I took it upon myself to create a little
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: little bowl, a little dish full of tampa, the tampax pearl,
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: whatever the those are, the good to put it in
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: one of the upstairs bathrooms with a little note with
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: flowers and in pasttel colors because girls like that stuff.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: And did you sign it?
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Let's it's printed it it says, yeah, the courtesy of
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Sebastian because he appreciates you.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I know sometimes you know, just I
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: know that the purpose of doing it is so everyone
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: knows who you are, like when you bring up paper
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: like a ream of paper and you know, put in
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: chaser lights courtesy of Sea Bass. But maybe this time
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: you would have been better off as an anonymous donor,
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: because you have a lot of women on this floor.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Pretty worked up about the idea of you going in
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: the normans thank you.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Yes, thanks for the oh please and the eye roll.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: If you ever go to a concert or a ballgame,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: the women bitch and moan about the long lines in
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: the bathroom, and they go, I'm I.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Don't think it's about no offense. I don't think it's
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: about a man going into the women's restroom. I think
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: it's about sea bass going in the women's right.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: Well, this is the old you know, the old crest
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: because Chris Rock joke if Denzel said, oh, you're fine, because.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: It was also brought up that not only did you
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: you know, sneak into the bathroom under.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: The cover of night, on the cover of a Sunday morning, a.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Cat burglar, but these same women say hi to you
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: in the hall, and you don't say high back. So
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: they're like, why is he Why won't he say hi
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: to me in person? But he's creeping into my bathroom.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: That's simply not true. I give, I'll give a morning
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: or what's up?
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: How's it going?
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Are you sure?
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: Well? Because okay, here's the thing. Now, you've kind of
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: narrowed this down to one specific sales lady because she
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: has come up to me at events and said that
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: it's like, what are you talking about?
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: And I've never intentionally said nothing to anybody in the hall,
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: and we're all used to it, but especially especially outside
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: the Woody show.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Because you won't see that he puts it on for them.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: You don't see them once a week or once a month.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: That our hours, we have different shifts, and I will
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: alway say morning, thanks, how's it going, blah blah blah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: So I think this is someone who has a bone
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: to pick and they're just using my active generosity as
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: their next little you know, shoehorn to get their their
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: gripe in there when it should be celebrated. And thinks, well,
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: I will.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Report back to said leader of the spokesperson and.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: I'll let you know. This is how women do. They
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: The one lady has an issue and then she's like,
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: she starts getting oh, here's my companion, here's here's the
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: story that I'm going to create, which is not true.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Well, it is true you did go into the women's
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: but about the other stuff, you don't say hello, right right, well.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: Which is not true. Right, And she tries to get
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: people on her side for what purpose by the way
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: so that you don't get free tampons, and just to
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: just to not to not get free stuff to say
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: that you like sneaked in. Yeah, you totally signed and
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: on a Sunday morning with the office was fully empty.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll record back.
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: How old is this woman? Is she in menopause phases?
• 52:59
  Speaker 11: She question that she can't even use the tampon?
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: Create bitches over here too, Fred Rubers.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: It sounds like they're all in the rag. You know,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: we're back at the Woodie Show. Yeah morning, Oh yeah,
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Woody will be back Monday. In the meantime, Gina grad
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: has your trending news headline.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Yep, well, Republicans and Democrats just met face to face
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: for the first time since the Department of Homeland Security
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: shut down thirty three days ago. The negotiation is being
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: described as serious but not resolved. And you guys. Senate
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: Majority Leader John Thune even threatened to cancel the upcoming
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: two week Easter recess unless they might not get their recess.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: They should definitely do that then if they want to
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: get it done. I mean what he's prediction right all
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: the way until November.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: I've never understood how these people are allowed to go
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: on vacation when there's a standoff. Yeah, I've never understood. Well,
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: I guess we'll revisit this after Christmas. The hell you will.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I already booked my travel plans exactly. And when it
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: comes to the airports, more than sixty thousand TSA officers
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: missed their first full paycheck this week, absencesm more than doubled,
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: and hundreds of agents of quit, which is why, of
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: course airports are mess and there's no end in sight.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Because the top Democratic appropriator, Patty Murray, says, the two
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: sides still remain very far apart. But you know what,
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: at least they'll get to have their Eastern recess. A
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: twenty year old University of Alabama student has been found
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: dead in Barcelona after going missing during his spring break trip.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: He disappeared around three am after a night out at
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: a beachfront nightclub, and then he got separated from his friends.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: A few days later, cops pulled his body from the water,
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: and near that area they found his wallet floating. Authorities
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: still investigating exactly what happened. But I hear stuff like
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: this and I think, like I will never let my
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: kid go on like spring break.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean this just this happens. Doesn't have to
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: be Barcelona. This happen recently in Nashville too, where it's
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: probably the easiest solution or the easiest answer, is he
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: just got drunk. Yeah, jump into water.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: It happens in Austin at the end of the little
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: strip there, yep, like people get wasted and then the
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: end we're gonna go there.
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: They said they don't suspect foul playing this, yeah, or
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: you get what's it?
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: A vander saluted.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: There are so many times in my life that we
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: just were drunk doing stupid things, like.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: I could have died. I could have died, Yeah, easily, totally.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Well, it's official now. ABC has canceled the upcoming season
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: of The Bachelorette, starting Taylor Frankie Paul from Who I
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't have Never heard of from the Secret Lives of
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Mormon Wives. Just days before it was supposed to premiere.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: It got canceled after this crazy video from twenty twenty
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: three Reservice showing her attacking her ex boyfriend in front
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: of her kid. ABC's parent company, Disney, says the decision
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: was made in light of that video, plus that ongoing
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: domestic violence investigation and canceling. This show is even crazier
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: when you think about the whole season has already been filmed,
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: the amount of money.
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: So what airs instead of that? We're gonna find.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Out on Sunday.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I wonder if they have like what the Golden Bachelors are,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: like already filmed or something that they can replace.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah together real fast.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: And I think that, you know, this is not the
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: first time we've heard about this because like remember that
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: rehabittict chick Nicole Curtis and she was dropped by HGTV
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: after a video resurfaced of her using a bizarre racial slur.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: And that's the thing. It's like, these videos aren't old.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, these videos are old. They didn't just happen.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: But who was sitting on this video? Was that like
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: part of the investigation? Did I have it? Or did
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: the baby daddy have this video?
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: I was just wait, just because I can tell you
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: from from experience, just as being as a contestant, they
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: go through everything on you. Because I was all, like
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: I've talked about this. I was almost on the first
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: season of The Traders and they and they they did
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: a hard background check on me. Maybe that's why I
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: didn't get on, because they sent me a copy of
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: the background check, and so you would think if you're
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: the prime uh in this case, the bachelorette, Yeah, they
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: go through everything, but Samy says it's actually okay because
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: she's not that hot.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: No, they I mean, they did do the background check
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: on her.
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: But that's why everybody's pointing fingers now because Disney's on
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: the hook for like ten million dollars and they're blaming, blaming,
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: Warner Brothers. And now everybody's going who hired this girl
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: or chose her as the bachelorette because whoever that is
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: is in a lot of trouble. And I'm sure fired
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: for all this because she was on probation and there
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: was stuff that you would have been able.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: To find out.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Well, even when The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives launched,
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: they showed the police footage of her getting in trouble
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: when she was wasted and then the cops came to
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: her house.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: It's so fair.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: That was in the first episode of the first season.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: I remember I used to know the casting I don't
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: know if they still I doubt it. I used to
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: know the casting director for all the Bachelor and bachelotte shows,
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: and I was gonna work on it, but it didn't pay.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: But here's the thing, they said, it is so hard
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: to find, like you are literally looking for America's sweetheart.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: So does America's sweetheart? Is is America' sweetheart on probation?
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: And I just wasn't well Yeah, so what is that
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: not the way it is anymore?
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: She said?
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: With choosing her, was that any other girl that they chose.
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: They needed to rely on that girl becoming famous off
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: of the Bachelorette, and Taylor was already famous and that's
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: why they went with her.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense. Well, speaking of famous, another member
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: of the Dugger family from that show nineteen Kids Accounting
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: is in big trouble. This time it's Joseph Dugger. He's
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: one of the sons and he's been arrested and is
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: accused of inappropriate behavior with a minor. I's already said.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: The claim goes back to twenty twenty in this family
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: trip to Florida, where a girl told investigators about several
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: bad encounters with him. The girl said Joseph eventually apologized
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: and stopped assaulting her. According to cops, the girl's dad
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: confrons and a dugger, and he admitted what he did
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: before getting arrested in Arkansas. He's expected to be sent
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: back to Florida to face those charges. And this news follows,
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: of course, good old Joseph Duggar, the oldest brother Josh
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Doug excuse me, yes, Josh Dugger you know, because Sammy's
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: like best friends with him and his family.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: Shut up. I liked them before everything came up.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Josh's conviction a lot on child pornography charges that led
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: to the cancelation of their reality show and he's currently
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: serving a twelve and a half year sentence.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: That's why you stick with Amy and Tammy. Thousand pounds
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: sisters closet, Yeah, stick to They're probably very sticky.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: And she doesn't have that one thousand pound forehead anymore.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Which is good for her doing great.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare in Florida has filed a lawsuit to
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: force a patient to leave her hospital room. I mean
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: she just refused to get out for five months. Yeah,
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: she's been formally discharged. She was discharged back in October.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Hospitalacation going Tallahassie Memorial Healthcare says she's still in the room,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: which means they can't use that bed for another patient
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: and it's tying up a ton of resources. Staff say
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: they've tried to help her leave by contacting her family,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: offering transportation, getting her proper ID, but she just won't budge.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: We tried pushing starvation.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: The hospital is asking a judge to order her to
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: leave if needed. Let the sheriff step in and kick
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: her out, and she's going to represent herself in court,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: so she'll be just fine.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: Zoom court.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: We need that audio.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, totally, they could push her out on the stretcher.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I used to think, oh, it would be kind of
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: nice to.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Have a hospital stay, and luckily I haven't had to
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: have one, and always thought it, you know, really fun
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: to have the TV and then just push the button,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: have the adjustable bed, you know, sleep all day. It
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: sounds not terrible, even though when you visit somebody in
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: the hospital it is terrible. But there's one reason that
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I don't ever want to go to the hospital. Catheter.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Never had one. I didn't even imagine, yeah, it's not fun. Well,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: I woke up from her surgery and had one in
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: and I was just like screaming, begging. I'm like, just
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: take it out, please take it out.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Weren't they supposed to take it out before you woke up?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. I think I woke up in
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: the middle of it or whatever. Yeah, it was not fun.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: And are they optional for no.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Like, hey, I'll just and I will I will tell you.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: I will tell you with experience that not only is
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: it not optional, like when I've had surgery, but when
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: my best friend broke her legs, like sliding in to
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: home at a softlog and just it was like upr leg.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: I rushed the hospital and she begged to wear a
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: diaper and they were like absolutely not. They're like, no,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: that's not an option, Like you don't get a choice
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: during surgery.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: How about a path?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: We do catheters.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Finally, like when I got them to take it out,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: then I was able to get like this bucket, but a.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Beda APPENDI it looked like that was half an hour
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: away from dying, and I said, wait a minute before
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: we do this, am I going to need a cather shoving?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: All right, don't do it die early. I'll just die.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: And finally, a Scottish OnlyFans model named Summer Robert says
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: her r size breasts have cost her over fifty thousand
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: dollars in quote boob tax on flights. She she says
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: she has this rare condition called macromastia that causes extra
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: boob growth. And she said she's had to buy business
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: class or first class upgraded seats to fit comfortably on
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: the planes, like they're so big. She can't even put
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: the tray table down when she flies coach. And I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: do have a picture of her, and unfortunately, I think
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: there's like forty seven more copies coming out of the printer.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: Is not Summer Roberts from the OC, Yeah, this is.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Some sum Roberts.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: She said she's had to pay nearly fifteen thousand dollars
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: for a one way ticket to Australia, and you guys,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: it's not fair. She's piling on the criticism of the airlines,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: of course for ignoring larger bodies and says travel can
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: be physically painful and socially stressful because of the discomfort
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: and unwanted attention. That's what that's the airlines bond.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 11: But yeah, oh yeah, but she's also not like a
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 11: small girl in general.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: No, she's four eleven.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: That way, so she's like.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: A ball and those are hard boobies are Does.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: She drive a car if she's four eleven and she
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: has to sit that far back from her boop?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: She can't.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: That's a.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: That's why she's flying.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just kind of squish her boobsp against the steering
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: wheel to move it that way.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of that's a lot of but you
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: know what, at least she cashed in on it, and
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: she's on only fans. But yeah, it's the airline's fault,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: you guys that she has to pay more. And that's
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: what's going on. Everybody, You got it more.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Gina actually is coming up.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: This is like, well, I'm featuring some very special musical artists.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: With Show Got Talent next on The Woody Show.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Show will be right back The Woody Show.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to The Woody Show Friday morning. Woody will
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: be back Monday. No, he's not in the hospital. Stop,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: he's not in the hospital. Just because somebody's gone doesn't
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: mean they're in a hospital. He's at a conference and
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: he will be back on Monday. Gina for us right
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: now has a little edition of Woody Show Got talent.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I am targeted for some reason in
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: my algorithms of some of the most talented, unknown people
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: that you could ever want to hear music and rap
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: and all these kinds of things from. So I think
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: today's a good day to give them their shine, because again,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: these are rising stars, and these are people that somehow
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: find their way to me. And I'd love to get
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: your feedback and see if you think that they have
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: what it takes to really go the distance in the
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: you know, in the entertainment industry.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: So these are future A listers.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: I think, well, we're gonna find out, you know, I
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: really can't say for sure, we're gonna And a lot
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: of them do have a little country flair, especially this
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: first one. This is Jacqueline Kenyon. Now I want you
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: to picture her sitting on the steps outside of a church,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: a little bit of snow on the ground, her hair flowing,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: and uh, this is her submission.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 12: Ever stood on the church steps because you're afraid of
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 12: the pews making.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: You all know that shame you didn't be alawed.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: You want to live.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Little fool all day.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: You learn from me.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 10: Easy today from the.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: Baby landel your secrets.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: What did she What did she say at the very
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: beginning when she said, do you ever sit on the church?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 12: Because you ever sit on the church STIPs because you're
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 12: afraid of the piece, because you're.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: Afraid of you? That's what I thought.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: You said, Yeah, I heard the same.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah? The church.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: I was waiting for you to acknowledge that.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 12: I got to hear that again, ever stood on the
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 12: church STIPs because you're afraid of the peace?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, I heard what is she? What is she really?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Because you're afraid of the pew.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: Inside the church?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Well, I think this is speaking more about your heart than.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: No, it's speaking words.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: Let's go, let's go back to what literally never heard.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: That she hopefully means. So she's saying I'd rather be
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: homeless than the church.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: No, I think it's like I want to go into
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: the church. But yeah, I'm too, I'm too full of sin.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 12: The beginning, sit on the church steps because you're afraid
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: of the pews.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: The first time, but now on the second listens I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: heard us.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say pews in my head a billion times
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: and hear that when we're one more.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 12: Time, ever sit on the church steps because you're afraid
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 12: of the pews.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: I know that, but I think I think jews would
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: be way funnier, and I still hear pews. Really, it
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: was like, is it juice?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: Maybe because I heard the jump very.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Much, that's very perfect.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: I think, yeah, this didn't go the way you thought.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: No not, but this is this is way more fascinating.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: It sounds like yeah, but back to the actual music itself,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: it's very generic question. I'm trying to be hardcore and cool,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: but I'm not really sound definitely not bad.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Maybe would you put her on your playlist?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Because of that.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: If we're basically off the music, it's up, like Steam said, if.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: We're moving on forward with.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: A message, we allegedly think this is supposed to.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Be Okay, it sounds like an opener out of country music,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: right are aren't there a thousand of these girls that like, oh,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: I you might think I look sweet, but I'm I'm
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: sassy and on the.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: Devil inside that the Miranda Lambert. Okay, all right, so
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Sammy's given her a ticket to Hollywood. Congratulations Jacqueline. Let's
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: move on to Jackson. He is uh he I think
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: he might have written this himself. He's a younger kid,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: and he sings, uh, you know, all praise you know,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: goes straight up to God and uh he might also
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: be on Sammy's radar.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Hold up, slow down, just so let us sing every
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: breath that is a gift from I'm gonna walk alone,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: never on my own, every being closer home Jesus in
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: my life. Yeah, I stay his home time when I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: walk with him, everything alone.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: I need the fame out and need the light all.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: I need a script. I changed my life in my.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 13: Mind, even.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: In the age of Ai. This guy, this guy truly
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: and sincerely sucks.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, the songs for you to be sure.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: I could see him being like some kind of you
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: know how like there's certain Korean Christian churches. I could
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: see that or hear that in this case.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: But you mean like like he's get he gets featured
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: at a mega church like uh, you know, opening act.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: Right, but he super sucks and he has no idea
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: how to rap.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: He sounds like he doesn't have any friends.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: Hi, Jackson, Well, don't give up on your dreams.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got Jesus is up now.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I can tell that you guys. I wet your appetite
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: for rap, So I'd like to pay that off this
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: person because I'm not sure what their pronouns are. Uh
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: goes by chud raps. Now, most of these ditties were
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: way too I couldn't play any of them.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: You know, we don't use that word anymore.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Sammy's Yeah ditties. I couldn't play most of their songs.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: So this is the one, the only one I could
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: find that I could almost get through the whole thing.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: And i'd like to get your opinion on I.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 13: Started playing Fortnite. It's low key, pretty fun. I understand
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 13: why we off to the skins running around. I don't
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 13: know any guns hiding in a bush, but I'll still
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 13: clutch some winds. Sometimes when I go pee and I wipe,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 13: there's still some brown. That probably explained why my butt
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 13: which is all day. I used to have worms in
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 13: my buns when I was little, but luckily took some
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 13: medicine and they went away. The other day, I crashed
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 13: the whip, I hit a flat wall, I cracked my
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 13: brake light. Is there a hotline I should call if
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 13: I want to kill myself? Because I do right now.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 13: If I don't get some sweet sweet ass that I
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 13: can spread, and I like a little chocolate for picking
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 13: up my drift. You can pack your up in a
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 13: box and send it as a gift. Some call me perverted,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 13: some call me a freak. But at least my butt's
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 13: so tight I don't even for a squeak.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so I'm not gonna lie. I did see
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: you kind of like bopping along.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, slam poetry is what it is. Slam poetry was.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: Not very That's a girl, yeah yeah, yeah, because the
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: white when he when they mentioned the wipe, when the
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: context cler yes wie when they and they're still brown,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: that's a girl, Thank you baby.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah that was bad, but I could see it gaining
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: a fan amongst like preteens.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: Now, I will admit when I was going through chud
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: dot Raps, I did go down a rabbit hole and
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: end up watching every single one of their videos because
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: the confidence. If you could bottle that confidence and sell it,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: this person would have a millionaire. I really do believe
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: that they think that this is the next big thing.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is it could be an anti mil Knocks thing,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: could get you know that that crowds talk about Fortnight
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: and stuff.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah words, Yeah, let's let's move on to something that's
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: a little more custom. Becca does an account called Songs
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: by Becca. Again. These are in earnest and I think
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: cameo style. Maybe you can pay or you can ask
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: for Becca and Becca's partner to write a song for you.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: This is a custom birthday song that I think could
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: go the distance.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: All right, Greatest Hardest Sparkling Girl and greatest hard Sparkling Girl.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: Eh.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 9: Los amal sulus they are heard beautiful inside and such
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 9: a gorgeous Columbian.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: Love.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 9: Oh shy good sparkling sparkling.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, so that sounds like either a horror movie or
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: they want to be church chanting.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: Oh church, it made no sense.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Well no, it's Stephanie, greatest heart of sparkling Gold. You're
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: a lovely Colombian woman. You love animal.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: It's scared.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: It sounds like the type of thing like a guy
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: who was really into like the A V and Awards
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: would would write for one of the girls who was
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: up just like a free flowing Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, well okay, maybe they're not going to go the distance.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 6: But finally, hold on one second, please, that was a duo?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Was that right? That was a duo.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: The way you introduced it, I have to admit I don't.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: I have never in my life known what in earnest means.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: It means like me in all seriousness, like they're not joking,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: it's in earnest. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: I thought that was like a style of music.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: They're singing.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: It not a joke. It's not supposed to be funny.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: It's in earth, it's honest. Okay, So yeah, all.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Right, great, hold on, Sammy, do you want to stick a.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Break down flailing over there? Let's I think we need
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: a palate cleanser again. I think this one could be
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: right back on Sammy's radar, the big closer. Brenda, Kay,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: you had me buzzing.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're like those shots of Jacks, smooth, tasty fire,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 9: but that taste never lest nor.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: On each day without the copper tone. I'm got fun,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: I'm going out.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 9: Then you're gone.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: There's nothing left but the burn.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 9: All this hurts, nothing works, My memories a.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: Blur, there's nothing less break This guy sounds guy. All right,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: this guy, Brenda, this, this Brenda sounds like if a
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: closeted gay guy was trying to do a country song. Right,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: like Yale Tennessee Whiskey Burns Fire.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: It's really bad. Okay, so she's not getting a ticket
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: to Hell. No, no, no, all right, Well, hopefully we
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: made a star out of Jacqueline Kenyon. Maybe Chud raps
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: because I think you.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: Guys are seen Chud being like ten years from now,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: having having a successful comedy career, and this is the
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 6: stuff we look back. I remember when Chud used to do.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: I think there's well and the.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: First one could have been huge. But you know all
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: the Jews, the jew tah and there's some breaking, yeah,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: sad news.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: Chuck Norris, you know Morgan, Chuck Norris. Of course, oh
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: thank god?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: From what though?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 11: Because you're just hearing about him anything good enough, martial arts,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 11: legend action star, know for movies like The Delta Force,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 11: Missing An Action of course.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: Walker Texas Ranger, the TV show Guys. Yeah, he passed away.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: His family says it was peaceful. It happened on Thursday
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: morning in Hawaii, surrounded by loved ones. They're keeping all
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: the other details private, and the news was really surprising
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: because he had been active in good E Spirits the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: day before. Reportedly, uh he became famous in the eighties
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: for you know, like tough guy rolls and rat house
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: kicks and uh yeah, and of course uh oh, he
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: became an honorary Texas Ranger and he will be missed.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 12: Now.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Do you guys remember all the Chuck Norris jokes?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Do you remember that?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 9: More?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 7: That's how I know about it.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: Well, I think Sammy and I would like to memorialize him.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Chuck Norris shows.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, so ahead.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get in shape.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: There is no theory of evolution, just a list of
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 8: his closet for Chuck Norris death.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Ones had a near Chuck Norris experience.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: When Chuck Norris plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: And finally, Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: Of those jokes.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: Get it SoCal Sports with the Jeeves. Jeff Course, good morning, jeffs.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Happy Friday Squad. Let's go ahead and start with our Lakers.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: They made it eight in a row last night thanks
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: to a sixty point night.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: From Luca Jochic goes a Cow eight straight games with
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: thirty or more points.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: For Luca, he scored one hundred and three points in
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: two days. He's also climbing up that MVP ladder as
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: By the way, Lebron also had a triple double. And
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: you know, ever since Lebron has came back from injury,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: he's been really cool playing that third wheel behind Luca
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: and Austin Reeves and it's really really helped the team.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: So we got to shout out Lebron for that.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Lakers and Magic tomorrow, Lakers trying to make it nine
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: in a row. Clippers lost to the Pelicans for the
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: second straight night. Clippers and MAVs Tomorrow March Madness a
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: couple of call some top five seeds went down. The
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: madness continues today, UCLA men's team taking on.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: UCF at four to twenty five from Philly. UCLA women
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: are playing.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Cow Baptist at seven pm tomorrow at poly Pavilion.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: USC women playing tomorrow as well.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Twelve thirty start versus Clemson from South Carolina. Baseball Freeway
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Series starts Sunday in Orange County, hockey Kings lost to
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: the Flyers, Tonight Ducks and Mammoth Ducks and Buffalo on Sunday,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: and finally MLS Austin FC taken on LAFC Maniana and
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: the Timber and the Galaxy playing Sunday at Dignity Health
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: in the afternoon at one forty five.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: I'm Jeff g and nets SoCal Sports.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Jeff yeap Woody Show. It is the Woody Show.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to it wood He's back on Monday. By
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: the way, it's Greg Gory with some animal news. Ooh nice,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: there's one that's terrible and there's one that's just downright
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: at the horrible. The bad news is this arcade in
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: shen Jen, China, sparks some outrage after they were caught
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: using live hamsters as prizes in the claw machine game.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: It would be a good time for China or Japan.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: And then totally there's photos that show the hamsters all
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: crowded together inside the machine at Yukong City arcade and
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: they were forced to dodge the metal cloths while surrounded
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: by bright lights and constant noise. And experts, by the way,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: say that hamsters are really sensitive to noise into crowds,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: so they were showing signs of severe stress.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: This is horrible.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: So people that saw this, they tried to report the
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: situation to police, but police said, you know what, shen
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Jen has no animal welfare law that covers hamsters.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: And I'm thinking, like, is the locals reporting this or
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: people outside the country, And.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: Which is weird because hamsters aren't like in the wild,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Like they're only pets, so you really should probably protect
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  Speaker 4: them in some way.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then, after all this backlash was spreading around the arcade,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: swapped out the hamsters for live fish and turtles.
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  Speaker 4: Oh good, well they don't. Isn't that kind of a
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: common thing, like taking the little turtles home with you,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: like they have like a big, you know bin of
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: those turtles. You know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: Did China learn nothing from twenty twenty from the Pengalo.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus and in Adorable Animal News, a live brushtail possum
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  Speaker 3: surprised people at Hobart Airport in Tasmania, Australia. The pie
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  Speaker 3: it snuck into the airport and just nestled up among
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: all the little stuffed animals in the gift shop.
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  Speaker 2: It's so cute and why are the possums way cuter
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: than American American looked like Splinter from Ninja. Turtles like
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: these ones are super cute, You're.
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  Speaker 3: Really cute like dogs. This one passenger spotted it just
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  Speaker 3: peering out from all these plush toys like kangaroos and
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: Tasmanian devils. It was on display, and then they reported
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: it to the staff. And then the possum looked calm
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  Speaker 3: and comfortable just sitting there with all the toys. But
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: then things got livened up a bit when it climbed
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  Speaker 3: down and went exploring around the airport, so workers they
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: scrambled to get the animal safely out of the terminal
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  Speaker 3: without disrupting the passengers.
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  Speaker 4: Because these are brush tail possums that look like cartoon characters,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: almost like those little sugar gliders, Like they're super adorable,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: not like our big scary ones, the crazy tails.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Some of my favorite internet videos do involved possums. Is
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: when like redneck chicks are not afraid of them, and
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: they they.
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  Speaker 3: Get scared and then they just go like lamp Yeah,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: like that one that wandered into a bar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then yeah, some lady just grabbed it like
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  Speaker 2: no big deal.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty. It also reminds me of that scene of
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: an Et when Et was hiding in all the animals
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: and then you're at the airport and you see an
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: actual possible in its head.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: Is it? Is it real?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Is that real?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: I'm taking it home? Show? All right, Welcome back to
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: the Woody Show. It's Friday morning. Woodie will be back Monday.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, the rest of the crew is here. Recently,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: I was telling you that I almost fainted from watching
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: a TV show. Yeah, that was crazy, and I was
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: giving it a lot of thought, and I realized it
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: wasn't the first time I almost fainted, but this was
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: the closest I ever came.
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  Speaker 4: To fainting, and from just like seeing something, from.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: Seeing something so graphic. There's a show on Netflix. It's
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  Speaker 3: a I guess it's a docu series. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: five episodes. It's called Critical Between Life and Death, and
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: it's kind of a day in the life or a
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: month in the life of this hospital in England and
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: they do trauma surgeries and emergency room visits and two
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: of the cases were extreme injuries from motorcycle accidents. We're
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: talking compound fracture bones coming out amputations and as I'm
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: watching it, the ears were ringing more and more and more.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: And then when I stood up, I almost fell over.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: I did have to get on my hands and knees,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: and I was hyperventilating. The thought, oh my god, I
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: had this visceral physical reaction to an actual TV show
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: and it wasn't even a real life situation for me.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: I was just watching yeah, And then I thought, like,
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  Speaker 3: have I ever fully fainted? No? Ever, No, not fainted fainted.
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  Speaker 3: I came close two other times. Once rip to my brother.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: He had his wisdom tooth pulled, and when that happens,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: they put you under complete it's general anesthesia, and then
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: you go to pick him up after the fact. And
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: when I walked into the room, he was wake and
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: everything was fine, but he had bloody gauze hanging out
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: of his mouth. I would do it, and and the
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  Speaker 3: dentist is talking to my mom and saying, Okay, here's
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: what you need to feed him for the next couple
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: of days. And as they're discussing the aftercare, I see
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  Speaker 3: this bloody gauze and the dentist's voice started changing.
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  Speaker 2: In my head. It was.
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  Speaker 3: The room, and then the whole room is kind of
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: narrowing and narrowing and narrowing just because I see this
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: bloody guze. It wasn't even that gross.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so crazy.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: Next thing I know, like the nurse or the what
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: do you call them, the hygien hygien thank you is
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: putting into a chair and waving of paper on my
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: face to fan off my face.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Like a drama.
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  Speaker 2: That's when you knew. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right. And then one other time, which I would put this,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: that was third place almost fainting. First place was watching
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Critical Between Life and Death. Second place almost fainting is
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: when I was I want to say eighteen ish and
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: I had these family friends. They had two sons who
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: were about six and eight years old. Then they had
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: their third son. This happens to be a Jewish family.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: So what do you have happen when you have a son?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: You have a brisk I had never been to one before.
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  Speaker 4: I don't recommend that. Why why the ceremonial circumcision? Right,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: So everybody's around, Yeah, like aleven days after it's at
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  Speaker 4: the house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they invite family and friends and it's a party.
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  Speaker 4: It's a party.
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  Speaker 6: Everything we do has big party.
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  Speaker 3: So I stood kind of in the background. I wanted
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: to be far away. And then the oil came and
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: he lies the baby down.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: Put a little wine on their gum.
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  Speaker 3: Does does whatever he's doing. I didn't watch, but I
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  Speaker 3: knew what was happening obviously, And then the baby starts screaming.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: So everybody's there to celebrate, I guess, or you know,
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  Speaker 3: party it's like, and then there's the after party with like.
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  Speaker 4: Instead of a baby naming.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 6: This is what's happens, right, So as.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: They did that, and as I hear the baby screaming,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: I almost face planted onto the floor. It was unreal.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: And then the way that your life flashes before your eyes.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: I had all these philosophical thoughts. Why do we do this?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: Why why are we here? How is this a party?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: Why are the grandparents here? Why is everybody watching? It's
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: so bizarre it is.
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  Speaker 6: And another thing, you can't really see the circumcision.
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  Speaker 4: You just know what's happening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you just a flick.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not like they're doing major surgery right
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: But oh my god, it was the warbling sounds, the
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: instant sweat, a cold sweat.
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  Speaker 4: So this happens to you in general with blood or
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: only thing.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, blood medical stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Three times and.
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  Speaker 4: You've come as close as you can come to fainting
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: without actually fainting. Yeah, because I've I've fainted three times
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: in my life. I hope that it's done because it's
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: the worst. When I was whittling, we decided to find
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: a little pocket knife, me and my little friend when
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: we were you know, like third grade. We started whittling
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: wood because Kansas and I cut my film open and
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: then I went in to wash it, and I just
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: remember leaning on her really hard and then waking up
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: with my feet on a chair. So I was that
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: scared the hell of me. But then flash forward like
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: fifteen years later. I was nude modeling in college.
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  Speaker 2: Which was class.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, it was awesome because you got paid so much
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: money to do nothing, But my first time ever doing
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: it was an advanced class. So instead of like poses
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: that are short and easy, these were I was standing
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: up totally naked, my whole body facing one direction and
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: my head facing the other direction. So my body's pointing
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: toward one wall, my face is pointing toward the back wall,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: and I just didn't have enough oxygen, and so I
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: got exactly what you got greg the wo Yeah, what
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: is it's so crazy? Woke up with a bunch of
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: terrified twenty year olds over me, trying to feed me
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: milk and a blueberry muffet.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: And you're still naked.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I just remember them trying to give me
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: milk in a blueberry I don't They didn't know what
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: to do. Nobody knew what to do, and it was
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: kind of funny. And you'd think that would have turned
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: me off from the whole thing. Oh no, I had
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: a long lust ros creer of new modeling after that.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: And then, of course, but did you.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Hit the floor, Yeah, my god.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: I mean I guess that's the worst part is your
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: head could hit the wrong thing.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: So speaking of that sea bass, that that brings me
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: to what happened just this past December when I puked
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: my guts out so much that I was super dehydrated,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: and I was so dehydrated that I passed out in
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: the bathroom. Hit my head maybe on the metal toilet
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: toilet paper holder, maybe on the toilet seats, still don't know.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: Blood woke up, blood gushing on my face. But my
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: first thought was, oh my god, I love cold tile,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: like you just you think this is normal and it
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: feels so good. But thank god my husband heard it.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: And then he kept trying to pick me up, and
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: I kept falling backwards and almost taking my head, so
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: he kept grabbing me by my hair to keep me
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: in front. And then he said I had a seizure,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: which you know, you like the foaming and everything. So yeah,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: I'd like for my days of fainting to be over.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: I witnessed somebody faint and I hope he doesn't mind
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: me telling this story. I was with I was with Mario,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: and we were at a winery, and the winery had
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: a hotel, and we had a hotel suite that effing
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: ruled had the hugest bathroom known to man, with this
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: massive bathtub. So we spent the day day drinking hot
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: summer day drinking just bottles and bottles and bottles of
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: red wine, Mario's drinking champagne. And somebody had given us
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: a bath bomb. I've never used one in my life,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: and so I said, hey, we got this huge bathtub,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: we have a bath bomb. Let's check it out. Put
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: the bath bomb in, get in basically drunk at this point,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: middle of the day and Mario said, you know what,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: this is not fun. Bath suckt So he gets out
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: and tile floor everywhere and gets up and just absolutely fainted.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: I jumped up, did everything you're not supposed to do,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: grab the back of his head, lifted like I thought,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what if he cracked his skull and
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: broke his neck. Witnessing somebody faint I think is worse
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: than fanning or something.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: I said the same thing to my husband. I said,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: I actually feel worse for you seeing that happen to
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: me than me because I don't even remember it.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Because you know it a stroke is a heart attack.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And then he grabbed hiss like.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: The back of the nude.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: Oh we're nude. We're soaking wet, We're covered in slippery
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: bath bomb stuff. It was the scariest day ever.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: And what did you do?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 6: Did he just wake up?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: It came to and good, became alert. Yeah, and he
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: had quite the headache, but thank god he was okay,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: and his back was sore for quite a long Well.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: It certainly didn't mess with his design abilities.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: True that I still got that maybe it even created
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: them menace. Would you consider that yourself having fainted or
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: more of a head injury, like.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've done both, I've done yeah. Yeah, yeah, there's three.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: I can remember two quick stories. One when I was
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: in fifth grade, we were doing things where we could
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: like hold our breath the longest and make our face
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, and then so I remember like sitting down
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: and then waking up on the floor for that one.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: Was that the one where you take a deep breath
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: and somebody pushes on your chest.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, we just like sat in our seats
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: and then we looked at each other and held their
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: breath and tried to make our faces as red as possible.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: So you won, Yeah, I won, definitely.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: One. The other time was when I was doing a
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: morning show and we had bullot and I tried to
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: eat bullot for the first time, and I woke up
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: on the ground. Yeah, because we've done it here in Yeah.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: But the third time it actually involves the Woodyshell, But
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: it was before I met anybody on the woody Shell.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: So the show that I was on previously got fired,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: and I was at my apartment and it was the
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: time when Howard Stern went off the air. So all
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: these new radio shows like signed on and The Woody
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Show was one of them. And I'm in my apartment,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: I'm broke as hell, I have no money and all
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: the bills are starting to pile up, and I'm flipping
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: through the radio and listening to all these new shows,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: and one of them was The Woody Show. And that
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: day they're like, hey, we're having a blood drive and
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: we it's outside the radio station and we have a
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: bunch of free food if you want to come out.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like that day, I was like, all right,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: well it's right down the street for you. I live like,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: I'm hungry, I have no money. Then you could go
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: there again, I didn't. I didn't anything that day. So
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: and I've given blood a thousand times, I'm fine, but
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: I go there. Next thing I know, I'm on the
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: ground of this bus that they have parked outside. Asked out,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: but they but they let me leave with a bunch
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: of snacks. They made out that day. So like fast
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: forward a year later, that's when I actually met like
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Woody and everybody so crazy.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: I remember that day like it was yesterday. I didn't
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: know you were there.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I didn't see anybody from the show because
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: it was outside the station.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: In the bloodmobile. Yeah, and the bloodmobile. But yeah, I
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: passed out. Try to get a honey. I've given blood
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: many times and seeing when that's the key. If you're
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: giving blood, don't look at anything the tube and somebody
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: else is giving blood and then you see the blood
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: go down the tube and into the bag and it's
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: filling up the na.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't bother me. It was just you know, being broken,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: hungry so bad. That's why I passed out.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: Sammy sebet ever fainted.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 8: I've passed out, but not really. I mean she's been
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 8: due to blacking out, blacked up. Well, yeah, I mean that.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 8: But also when I was playing soccer, I had a
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 8: ball like hit me straight square in the face and
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 8: I just went down and I came to with all
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 8: of my teammates and my coaches just looking over me, and.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 7: I'm like, uh, hello, like we need to get shop
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 7: the field.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 8: It was to me, it was kind of horrifying being
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 8: on the other end of it, because now I get
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 8: up to walk off the field and everyone's kneeling, because
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 8: everyone kneels down when someone's.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: In they all take it.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: That reminds me of that account I follow kids getting hurt,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: and they show so many videos of like people throwing
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: a beach ball at a baby like it, and they
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: just fun.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: In reference to my bathtub Mario fainting story, the seven
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: o two pointed out gay.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, well yeah, the bath bomb.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know what about two guys in the middle
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: of the day taking a bath together, naked and.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Freaking wine at.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: A winery and then holding him after he fainted whilst
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: naked and wet.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: I don't see how that's gay.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: Show We are back on your Friday morning, Woody Show
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: wood He will be back on a Monday morning. This
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: is the time of the week that I think, if
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: I had to pick one favorite thing, I think this
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: is my favorite thing we do really and that would
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: be the gu you IQ Seabast not only goes out
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: and finds the people, talk to the people, does the game.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: He's also gonna host the UIQ.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we got Laurie here. She's the drunk I found
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: out on the streets and I asked her some very
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 6: simple trivia questions and the game is played by you
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 6: on the phone, not answering the trivia questions. Any total
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: moron knows the answers, but you got a guess. Is
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 6: Laurie so drunk that she will have forgotten the answers?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: And if you guests correctly on Laurie twice out of
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 6: three times, you are the winner.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: And we're also playing with medicine Sammy Stone Cold sober
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: in the studio, and our contestant today is Cynthia.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: Everybody say, all right, Cynthia, I got it. I found Laurie.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 6: She had just celebrated her her big birthday she's gonna
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: tell us about. And she was on stage doing something
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 6: that we've done here in the studio, some hypnotism.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: I celebrate my fiftieth birthday. And I was up on
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: stage hypnotize given a job to a chair. Yeah, and
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: then I wore my bra on the outside of my shirt.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 6: I have all the questions, how did you give a
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: bead to a chair?
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: Just did this.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: Like that?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: You just pretend I was auditioning for a porn video
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: because you know the hypnotized.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 6: Wish I had done the fun sexy.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we remix that. That's the alcohol, that is Lorie,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 6: the dronka, that is her state of mind. And so
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 6: Cynthia will go with a question number one, what is
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: a planet in our solar system with rings around it?
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, planet.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 6: In our solar system? So don't give me anything from
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 6: uh from our proxims.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: Call. Let's see. I'll start with yes to Sammy, Yeah,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: yes to Menace, and no to Laurie.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: I was kind of leaning that way too. I'd like
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 4: to think that this information was locked in from like
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 4: fourth grade. Yeah, Okay, let's do it. Let's let's say
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: yes to Samy and Menace and no to Cynthia. I
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: mean no to Laurie, Sorry, Cynthia.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, I get an official guest from Cynthia. I'm
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 6: gonna say no. No, smart, smart, smart guess Question number one,
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 6: first in the room, what is a planet in our
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 6: solar system with rings around it? Saturn? Saturn? Gokay, guess
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 6: guess Sammy, Saturn Saturday is correct?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: Kind of sweating that was a question.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 6: What would what would be a trick with that?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: Like maybe that's the only one that we I think
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: to have rings, but some of them might still have or.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm like, whoa are they? Is Saturn
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: really considered in our solar system? Or is it like
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: the closer solar system.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 6: Did it get downgraded as well our next door neighbor stars?
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 6: Correct. Answers include Saturn, Jupiter, you're urin Us, and Neptune.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 6: All right, so we got a no guess from Cynthia.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 6: So let's go and see what Laurie has to say.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 6: What is a planet in our solar system with rings
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 6: around it?
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: Your us?
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 6: What's going on in your uranus?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: Nothing at the moment, but I'm very hopeful for tonight.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: They love you, good good time, good news for news
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: for Cynthia.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that counts.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, it doesn't count because she didn't believe.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 6: It, That's what she said. Yeah, so you are in
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 6: the hole. But there are still two options for you, Cynthia.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 6: Question number two in what Forrest did Robin Hood and
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 6: his merry men live?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: All right, you know it?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 7: You don't know?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: Maybe you actually probably wouldn't know it.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: I think I know.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: I know it because I got a kidnapse.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to triple know that triple no.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: Interesting, right, You'd think Sammy would know.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: But Sammy's kind of old timing, right, Yeah, she likes
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: forests and stuff Forrest. She likes fairy tales.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not believing in her. I'm gonna say trips.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 6: Now, all right, the question though, Cynthia, Will Laurie know
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: the answer to that nottingham Mish question? I don't think
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 6: show okay, so no, okay, all right, no, all right,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 6: first in the room. In what forest did Robin Hood
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 6: and his Merry Men live?
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: Sammy?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 7: The enchanted forest?
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: That's good, that's good.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 6: I want you all to put a pin in that answer,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 6: for you'll find out in a second menace.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: I also wrote down enchanted forest.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 8: So I would like to point out that this question
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 8: is a repeater. This has been asked before, and I
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 8: had no clue then, and I still have no clue.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: Oh sweet, can I please venture again?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: Is it Surewood? That's right?
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 6: Alright, you did.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: It because you have a kid in the house. He's
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: under Robinhood.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, the Disney version.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's all we watched when I was a little kid. Okay,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 6: Well that was their answer, And here is uh Laurie's
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 6: in what forest did Robin Hood and his Merry Men live?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 5: The oh ah.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: And the enchanted forest? I can't remember. Okay, it's the
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: most popular forest. I'm starting to think that maybe the
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: rest of us are wrong.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: What is the Is there an enchanted forest somewhere?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: What's it from?
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 8: I think it's it's snow white and or no, it's
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 8: Sleeping Beauty.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 7: Is the enchanted Forest?
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 6: I think that sounds right inside the enchanted forest? Miscover
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 6: with Frozen two.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: That doesn't count.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 6: Enchanted Tales with Belle under the Sea. No Magic Kingdom
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 6: part of Fantasyland. No, no, Yeah, it's just a concept,
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 6: I guess. And it's a theme park in Oregon.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's what was thinking.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 6: Oh well, it's good news for Cynthia back all right,
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: which means it comes down to our last and final
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 6: and I'm sure actually kind of an easy question. Question
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 6: number three, Name the title of any Miley Cyrus song.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 6: I also, I actually you have to get a correct,
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 6: inaccurate title, not just a lyric.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, and Laurie's turning fifty that day?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: Would she be a a tough one?
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: Man, Cynthia, I don't envy you right now.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: She can stumble into it.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could be like she stumbled into your dad.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, so yes to medicine, Sammy Billy Ray LRII.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: Let's triple yes for me.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, then I'm going to take the under
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: yes to Sammy and Menace, No to Laurie.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 6: All right, Cynthia, for the win. Will our drunk Laurie
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 6: know the correct again, correct title? I'll ask her. If
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 6: she doesn't, she stumbles and give me something, I'll ask
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 6: her to nail it down. The correct title of any
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 6: Miley Cyrus song.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: Boy, we don't envy you, Cynthia.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say no, oh no, all right.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: It's strong.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 6: Question number three, name the title of any Miley Cyrus
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 6: song medicine. He's probably less Malibou Malibu. Okay, mm hmmm.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 6: Wrecking Ball Malibu is correct twenty seventeen and wrecking Ball
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 6: is twenty thirteen.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: A right thought.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 6: Wrecking Ball has been out for thirteen, and I.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: Would never think, oh my god, all right. I would
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: have seriously thought four you exactly. Yeah, that's weird.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy, unk, It's like, damn girl.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 6: This is for the win or the loss. Question number
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 6: three on the d U i Q name the title
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 6: of any Miley Cyrus song.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know her wrecking Ball.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: I mean I liked it when she.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: Was a young kid and an inspiration to young kids,
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 5: and then she just totally changed and her dad should
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: have spanked her ass.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Cynthia, you just got served.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 6: It only happens once every few months you join a
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 6: rare club.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: You know what, though, that could have gone either way. Well, yeah,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: yeah you're not. We're not even gonna make fun of
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: you for that.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: Oh man, this is weird. We don't even know how
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: to feel or react.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, by definition, it could have gone either way.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: You could have lost it, she could have gotten it
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: or wrang.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 6: You know, it's it's really nothing.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: Do you know.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: You could have won or lost?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 6: Happen to have lost nothing?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: You lose goodbye?
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Yeah, could have been done about that. There's winners
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: and there's losers, and she's.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 6: One of the today.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: What a dramatic but hey, Venice and Sammy two for
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: three badge not.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 6: Bad and Greg, I don't know, we could probably doing
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 6: a mouth party on a Chairwell yeah, we're sitting around.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 3: Here, I flip it over and use one of the
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: chair list.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: That's aggressive, simular. We have to, I guess, so well
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: have something to learn. That show.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: Not just the body shows. Friday Morning Mega.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: Ran quick question for you guys. Have you heard of
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: green days? Yeah, not the red not green day, but
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: green day, like taking green days off work. No, okay,
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 4: so that it actually doesn't at all. This new generation,
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 4: I swear, you know, gen z is like anyone twenty
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 4: nine or younger. And of course everyone's always calling them coddled.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: But that's not going away because now a lot of
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: gen zers are posting they're green days, meaning they take
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: days off of work, not sick days, not vacation days,
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 4: but they're like nature days for their mental health. And
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: they post it so like one put like her little feet,
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 4: you know, in the in the dirt and it says
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 4: midweek day off in the sun though though though, and yeah,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: like that feeling when you touch glass. So of course
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 4: critics are just saying that they're just being entitled and
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: fragile toward work. And then some are saying, well, everyone
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 4: needs more work life balance, So should we be taking
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 4: green days? And should your company pay for green days?
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 7: Please, I would take it.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: Say no, Saturday Sunday at the weekend.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 5: We have.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 6: Still grows on Saturday, right, and it also grows after
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 6: your shift.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: You got trees before and after work too.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 4: But that's the thing that you know, they want the
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: prime sunlight. They want the you maybe have a nice
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 4: picnic lunch. You can't have that at you know, five
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 4: thirty years.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but do you want to I do?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 6: I would like counter that with give me wait.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 8: If I am deficient in vitamin D, so like could
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 8: sunlight be doctor recommended? And then I need to take
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 8: a green day because it's kind of like a sick
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 8: day because I don't get enough sun.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's it, although ironically the only people who get
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: to go out in the sun during the day are
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: smokers or you know what you saw this, Go work construction.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: There you go the cart ranger exactly.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 3: Go work for the forestry, be an oceanographer, Greg.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: I want that sweet, sweet corporate money. I just would
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: like to take Wednesdays off.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I want to be like inside air conditioning
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 8: most of the time.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: The sun, Yeah, in the way of everything. To be honest, though,
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: is this like journalism propaganda to get you to click
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: on news stories? Like is this really happening? Because I
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: just did a quick search, I don't find anybody posting this.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: But do you know what really gets a lot of
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: engagement is upsetting boomers about young people doing dumb stuff
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: that will keep your business going forever. Yeah, it's so
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: it's so easy to like come up with like these
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: ridiculous stories about young people doing certain things, but when
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: you actually dig into it and see if they're actually
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: doing them, you can't find really anybody doing it.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 6: When I always say, menace is let us create one
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 6: and then we can take credit for it. Yes, yeah,
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 6: we should definitely do that every time someone get pissed up.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 6: You know, five thousand dollars jeans that are made out
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 6: of trash bag. Let's let's us do that. Yeah, let's
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 6: make up a story here first.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: Menace doesn't believe anything that we say, and it's not
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: worth discussing because there are kids posting these they are
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: I just clicked on them. Uh just I just clicked
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: on these posts.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you can find one or two not getting wrong,
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: but like a large majority where the internet and like
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: journalism or posting like all these stories about this is
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: like amassing that's happening.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 6: I just don't that's angle then, is that we don't
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 6: believe you days?
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, You're stupid. We hate you.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not real days, Yeah, not real.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's upset the boomer days are real. Like that's
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: pretty much all Facebook is if you look at it too,
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: it's just like volun agrees with me one thousand percent,
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: like right.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 6: That and like sake and that and fake ai animal stories. Yeah,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 6: you don't believe this Tiger adopted a baby squirrel.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 4: Text in the three Oh says in Japan, they do
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: give you green days, and they give you more days
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: off for being a non Smoker's exactly. I could get
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: on board with you. You're always doing it right, so
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: now you're on Yeah, let's do it green days.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: Got more Woody show coming up, insensitivity draining for a
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: politically great world.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: It's a Woody show, all right, that's awesome.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: We did it.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, week wrapped up. I'm looking forward to this
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: day for a while.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: Catch the Woody Show podcast later on this morning and
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: you can hear the brilliance that was MENACE's late night
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: monologue Week in Review.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all our favorites.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: Menis doesn't really like but we love hair pressure. We
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: looked at some Woody show, got talent. Yeah, because we
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: have stars on the horizon. Star is born and of
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: course the d U i Q and talking about the
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: last time you fainted or have you ever fainted? Huh?
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: It always reminds me of stand by me. Oh, I've
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 3: never met anybody who Woody is going to be back
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: on Monday, and we're going to be looking at the
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: weekend cheers and jeers. Hopefully everybody has a really awesome weekend.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: Of course, you're trending news headlines and I think I'm
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: not sure we might be playing Guess Who's gas on Monday.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: Grip.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: Well, we definitely need our fix of parting words of
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 4: wisdom before we go into a weekend or I'm just
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: not going to have a good week.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, well today the phrase kids will be kids
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: it needs to be replaced with bad parenting results in
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: a holes.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: That's just facts.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 3: That's just facts.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: We will see you here Monday on The Woody Show.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 6: Bye, Great Friday Mother,