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Paramount+ is coming for Johnjay so we have a PROPOSAL · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. The phone lines are blowing up right now.
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  Speaker 1: So it's some behind-the-scenes stuff going on right now. Second
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  Speaker 1: date update just happened. The guy said he was going
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  Speaker 1: to put her on a GLP-1 while they're on a date.
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  Speaker 2: 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 1: Was he out of... What's the word I'm looking for?
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  Speaker 1: Out of pocket. Was he out of pocket by saying that? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And has that ever happened to you? But while... Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to take your calls in a second. First, though,
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  Speaker 1: big announcement with iHeart. Huge. We just played Zara Larson.
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  Speaker 1: She's performing at our iHeart Radio Music Festival. Friday night
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  Speaker 1: is sold out. Tickets on Saturday are still going fast.
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  Speaker 1: You can get all the info at 1047kissfm. com slash festival.
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  Speaker 1: You can buy tickets at axs.com. But we're making an
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  Speaker 1: announcement of three new artists that are going to be performing. Ciara. Sweet.
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  Speaker 3: If I remember, this CD, and I mean CD, Kyle
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  Speaker 3: Lundfuck had on repeat for like a year and a half.
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  Speaker 4: I love me some Ciara. I mean, who doesn't? And
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  Speaker 4: the fact that Ciara and Zara Larson are both going
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  Speaker 4: to be performing. You know the amount of booty shaking
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  Speaker 4: that we're about to get? I am so excited.
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  Speaker 1: At the festival, they always do weird crossovers and stuff
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  Speaker 1: that's never happened before.
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  Speaker 4: And Cardi B.
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  Speaker 5: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Stop. And we added Stella Lefty. And Smashing Pumpkins. It's
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  Speaker 1: freaking nuts.
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  Speaker 3: That covers all the genres all at once right there.
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  Speaker 1: Along with Benson Boone, Snoop Dogg, Goo Goo Dolls, Laney Wilson,
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  Speaker 1: Kenny Chesney, Weezer. BTS, the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Tickets available
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  Speaker 1: at AXS.com. Daisy, you're on the air. Second Aid Update,
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so in my personal opinion, so first of all,
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  Speaker 5: he kind of was out of pocket. But second of all, if.
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  Speaker 2: It was a me thing, I would say, sure, pay
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  Speaker 2: for it. I'm broke, but I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Like, pay for it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm okay with it.
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  Speaker 3: But he didn't offer that. He only offered a discount code.
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  Speaker 5: Well, then shut your mouth. There we go.
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  Speaker 3: There's a few problems there.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to put it on the table, then
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  Speaker 2: offer it for me.
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  Speaker 4: Other than that, don't comment on it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm broke, not stupid, you know? She's like those people
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  Speaker 3: that sell you the vitamin packages where it's like, use
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  Speaker 3: my name at checkout. And then he gets points. So
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  Speaker 3: he's just looking for customers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: I would now at this point just do it just
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  Speaker 5: to spite him and use somebody else's pro rewards.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Daisy. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. You too. We're going to play
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  Speaker 1: Minute to Win It. We need a contestant.
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  Speaker 5: 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 1: Some behind the scenes, just to give you a little
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  Speaker 1: picture of what's going on here on this radio show
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  Speaker 1: and how we always talk about being human and not
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  Speaker 1: AI is our phone in the producer's room where Dylan
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  Speaker 1: would be answering phones for some reason doesn't work. So
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  Speaker 1: Dylan isn't here answering phones. So you're going to hear
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  Speaker 1: her answer phones in the background while we're trying to
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  Speaker 1: do a radio show.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: So to play, you're going to hear her find a
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  Speaker 1: contestant for Minute to Win It. We're not doing a telephone.
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  Speaker 1: This is not one of those things where things are
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  Speaker 1: going on behind us. It's just Dylan doing her gig.
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  Speaker 1: 877-937-1047 to play Minute to Win It. Yeah, something's going
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  Speaker 1: on in my throat. You had me last night. Get this.
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  Speaker 1: So about a week ago, we had all that big
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  Speaker 1: announcement about that reality show that's dropping with Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 4: Team Moms.
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  Speaker 1: Team Moms. I interviewed... Will, who it's his baseball team, right?
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  Speaker 1: So the players on this baseball team, it's his team
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  Speaker 1: he put together. And I interviewed Will and I remember
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  Speaker 1: him talking about it. I interviewed him like a month
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  Speaker 1: ago and he was telling me all about the show
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  Speaker 1: and I came in here and told you guys about it.
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  Speaker 1: So I took a clip and I put it on
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  Speaker 1: my Instagram. I don't know if you guys saw it
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  Speaker 1: or not. I did. And he talks about a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff that happens behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Paramount wants me to take it down.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. Let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Why do you always find yourself in these predicaments, Chuck?
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  Speaker 3: This is everything you're looking for.
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  Speaker 1: So Paramount told him for me to take down the post.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't taken it down yet. Because I said to him,
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  Speaker 1: I go, tell them I'll gladly take it down if
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  Speaker 1: I can, A, get Kim Kardashian, Billy Bob Thornton, or anybody,
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  Speaker 1: or Tyler Sheridan, or anybody from the cast of those movies,
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  Speaker 1: those TV shows. Those are my favorite shows. They're all
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  Speaker 1: on Paramount +.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my goodness. I feel like... Don't take it down
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  Speaker 4: unless you get a personal cease and desist from lawyer
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  Speaker 4: Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be cool.
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  Speaker 4: Kim Kardashian Esquire.
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  Speaker 3: If you haven't seen it yet, go look at the
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  Speaker 3: post before it gets, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Taken down.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say that's low-key tease. So what
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  Speaker 4: are you talking about with him that makes Paramount be like, okay, whoa, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Chill out. So you didn't see the clip?
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  Speaker 4: No, I haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 1: In the clip, he talks about three things that happened
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  Speaker 1: during that show. They're not really spoilers, but maybe they are.
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  Speaker 1: I guess so.
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  Speaker 3: They must be.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say what they are, so you
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  Speaker 1: got to go to look at it. It's on my
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  Speaker 1: Instagram at JohnJVanS, and it's the third post that you
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  Speaker 1: can see me It's the third.
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  Speaker 3: It says Kim Kardashian in the screenshot. It didn't seem
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  Speaker 3: like tea when I watched it, but I guess it
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  Speaker 3: could be. For Paramount people, you don't want that out yet.
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  Speaker 3: Big time tea, man. Big time tea. And I will
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  Speaker 3: take it down if they ask me again, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to get into the fight with Paramount.
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  Speaker 4: But technically, they didn't ask you. They asked your friend
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  Speaker 4: to ask you.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But also my friend, you know, he also owns Viola Wellness.
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  Speaker 3: Got a discount code from him.
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  Speaker 4: Did he seem impressed about it? Was he like, no,
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  Speaker 4: I need you to take it down.
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  Speaker 1: No, because he ended it with an LOL. Right. And
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  Speaker 1: then he ended it with an LOL. And then I
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  Speaker 1: went to his Instagram and he had posted in his stories.
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  Speaker 3: It was still up.
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: And it was still up when you looked at it
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  Speaker 3: on his story.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. He told me. So I was like, okay, but
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  Speaker 1: still paramount. So.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm definitely going to go watch that. I want
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  Speaker 4: to know what what the spoiler not spoilers are.
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  Speaker 1: There's just a couple of them. And I think they're
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  Speaker 1: really interesting because I think I think what it does,
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  Speaker 1: it gives you a little behind the scenes of the
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  Speaker 1: reality show because they kind of I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: ruin it. But there's three things they talk about. He
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  Speaker 1: talks about in the clip. And if you really dissect
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  Speaker 1: it and pull back, you can see what the producers
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  Speaker 1: are trying to do on this type of show.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, how much involvement did Kim Kardashian actually have in
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  Speaker 4: the show?
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  Speaker 5: A lot.
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  Speaker 1: A lot. That's all in the clip. You have to
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  Speaker 1: see the clip. All right. Now, Dylan, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: play a minute to win it. Who's our contestant? Renee. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's see. Hey, Renee. Hello. What are you doing, Renee?
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  Speaker 1: Where are you? What part of town?
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  Speaker 4: I'm down in Gilbert waiting in line to drop off
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  Speaker 4: my second son.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: You ready to play? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich have $ 1, 000 cash for you from
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  Speaker 2: Peoria Ford right now.
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  Speaker 1: Minute to win it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Renee, 60 seconds on the clock. Just nail all
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  Speaker 3: 10 of these questions and you will win $ 1, 000. I
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  Speaker 3: have so much faith in you. Shall we get after
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  Speaker 3: it right now? Let's go. What pop star's real name
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  Speaker 3: is Peter Gene Hernandez? Bruno Mars. What organ is responsible
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  Speaker 3: for pumping blood throughout the human body?
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  Speaker 4: The heart.
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  Speaker 3: What sport is James Naismith credited with inventing?
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  Speaker 5: Football.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: But playing basketball.
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  Speaker 4: That was a tough one. Naismith. Sorry, Renee.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Renee. That's so tough. Renee Russo.
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  Speaker 4: That's such a hard question because I feel like you
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  Speaker 4: don't know that unless you were like a basketball player.
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  Speaker 5: Well, and I was, so that stinks.
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  Speaker 3: You don't even know that you're a basketball player. It
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  Speaker 3: seems that way, Renee.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Renee, hold on.
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  Speaker 4: I have NFL draft on the brain.
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  Speaker 1: Makes sense. But hold on the line. Thanks for playing.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. Sorry about that. Speaking of basketball, I texted
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  Speaker 1: Peyton yesterday. I texted Peyton yesterday at 1 o'clock and
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  Speaker 1: she didn't respond to my text. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I was
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  Speaker 1: watching a show on Apple. It was a documentary on
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  Speaker 1: UConn women's basketball. It's three episodes. It's three hours. I
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  Speaker 1: watched all of it. It was so good. It was
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  Speaker 1: so compelling. And I had no idea the talent that
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  Speaker 1: came out of that school. And I fell in love
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  Speaker 1: with the coach and I fell in love with all
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  Speaker 1: these people. And I'm so bummed. Diana Taurosi has just
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  Speaker 1: retired because I didn't know she went there and seeing her.
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  Speaker 1: In college and in high school, I was like, my God,
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  Speaker 1: this woman's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: She's got to be something.
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  Speaker 4: There's a reason that Diana Taurasi's jersey is in the rafters.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, she played with Sue Bird. Maya Moore came
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  Speaker 4: out of there. Paige Becker.
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  Speaker 1: Sue Bird?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Sue Bird.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Sue Bird and Diana Taurasi played together.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 3: They won NAC.
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  Speaker 4: Breonna Stewart, like, come on. This is like, I love this.
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  Speaker 1: And then watching Paige. In fact, the documentary is three
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  Speaker 1: episodes at the end of the documentary. Like this is
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  Speaker 1: one of those shows where I'm watching, I pause it
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  Speaker 1: and I Google, how many wins does he have? Cause
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  Speaker 1: the guy's got like 13 fricking championships.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm watching Paige Becker's is on it. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: and it's building up all this anxiety. She got, she
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  Speaker 1: tore ACL, she tore meniscus. And then like, she's a
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  Speaker 1: star player. And then I got a pain in my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: I paused it. I had to go Google, did she win?
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  Speaker 1: And then I watched the rest of it. And at
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  Speaker 1: the end, when she hugs the coach, I started crying.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: When he's like, I love you.
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  Speaker 3: And she's like, I hate you.
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  Speaker 4: Because the relationship that Geno and Paige Beckers have together,
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  Speaker 4: it's truly one of a kind. And Geno, he is
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  Speaker 4: one of those coaches. He does not care. He is
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  Speaker 4: going to tell you exactly how it is, especially if
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  Speaker 4: you want to be great. UConn is one of those programs.
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  Speaker 4: Geno won. He won like 160 games individually.
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  Speaker 3: In a row.
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  Speaker 1: In a row.
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  Speaker 4: Like, that is no easy feat. And so it was
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  Speaker 4: really fun because we got a look on page becker's
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  Speaker 4: and az fudge relationship which has been huge for the
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  Speaker 4: wmba and they're so and i you guys know me
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  Speaker 4: i am like page becker's number one fan and doesn't
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  Speaker 4: that documentary make you just love her yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She's great i went to her tiktok and watch all
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  Speaker 1: her dances i know she's awesome she it's like god
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  Speaker 1: what the hell's wrong on microphone why is everything falling
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  Speaker 1: apart in here phones and microphones anyway uh but speaking
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  Speaker 1: of so that was all excited to watch the mercury
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  Speaker 1: now the season's over No.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's playoff season in Mercury. Unfortunately, we didn't have
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  Speaker 4: too good of a season, even though last year we
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  Speaker 4: literally went to the finals. But Kelsey Plum, she is
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  Speaker 4: actually playing tonight, which is going to be a huge
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  Speaker 4: deal because she was one of the players who got
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  Speaker 4: traded in free agency. And so we're hoping that she
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  Speaker 4: wants to stay and that she re-signs with the Mercury.
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  Speaker 3: For next season.
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  Speaker 4: Bring it home. She is like a true, true point guard.
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  Speaker 4: She went to University of Washington. She went to UW.
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  Speaker 4: She is so talented, and she's exactly what the Phoenix
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  Speaker 4: Mercury needed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was very excited. And it's on Apple TV.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Dynasty UConn. Dylan, who are we taking here?
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  Speaker 1: Who's on line one? All right, take line five.
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  Speaker 5: It's Noel.
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  Speaker 1: Line five is Noel. Hi. Sorry, we're having some phone problems. Noel,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? You're on the air.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks so much for having me on. I have the
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  Speaker 5: worst DIY project you've ever seen. We'll ever hear.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, let me set this up.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain. When did we get into that? Was
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  Speaker 1: that yesterday? Yesterday. Yeah, do-it-yourself project has gone wrong. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so go ahead. So what happened?
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  Speaker 5: So it all started when we moved to a small
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  Speaker 5: town in Nebraska for a job offer I got, and
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  Speaker 5: we needed to build a house. We built a house
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  Speaker 5: or had a house built, but when we moved in,
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  Speaker 5: it would rain, and the rain would wash away the
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  Speaker 5: dirt from all around this new built house. So my
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  Speaker 5: husband and I took a look outside and we're like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: if we build this retaining wall, it'll maybe be two
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  Speaker 5: feet tall at most. We don't need a permit.
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  Speaker 1: We could do that.
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  Speaker 5: Let's totally do it. We priced out the materials. We
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  Speaker 5: decided to drive 45 minutes to the nearest hardware store.
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  Speaker 5: And we bought all of the stuff we needed with
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  Speaker 5: our one drill with a rechargeable battery. And so we
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  Speaker 5: started building. And we started in May. And about a
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  Speaker 5: month in, we started adding more and more layers because
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  Speaker 5: somehow it needed to be higher and higher. And so
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  Speaker 5: about eight layers of lumber later, our retaining wall ended
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  Speaker 5: up being over 10 feet tall. We broke the law
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  Speaker 5: and didn't have a permit to keep building. We didn't
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  Speaker 5: know anything about retaining walls. So there was no drainage
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  Speaker 5: behind the retaining wall. We didn't know where to properly
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  Speaker 5: put screws for this retaining wall. And literally, we had
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  Speaker 5: a fine from the town because we built this wall.
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  Speaker 5: We were over $ 5, 500 in materials. We now have a
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  Speaker 5: collection of over 10 different drills that we bought to
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  Speaker 5: try and get through the project. Endless mashed fingers. And
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  Speaker 5: basically at the end of it, water was pouring like
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  Speaker 5: through the back of the retaining wall and through the
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  Speaker 5: lumber out into the neighbor's field, ruining their whole field.
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  Speaker 5: So we ended up having to sell the house and
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  Speaker 5: we moved back to Colorado.
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  Speaker 1: So did the place look like a prison with 10
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  Speaker 1: feet walls?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, kind of.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody that came out to help us like backfill the
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  Speaker 5: dirt after we built it said that literally had a
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  Speaker 5: construction company built this wall. It would have been like
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  Speaker 5: a $ 90, 000 retaining wall. And we DIY'd it as best
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  Speaker 5: as we could. And it looked pretty amazing. It just
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  Speaker 5: wasn't a good, efficient retaining wall.
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  Speaker 3: You just completely destroyed your neighbor's property.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a great one. Basically.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm no longer allowed to DIY. And we have
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  Speaker 5: some projects that I look over at my husband.
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  Speaker 2: And kind of go, maybe if.
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  Speaker 1: We do this.
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  Speaker 5: And I just get a head nod. So I'm not
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  Speaker 5: allowed to DIY it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, though.
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  Speaker 3: A man with 10 power drills, that's a cool thing.
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  Speaker 3: You get cool points from me.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Noel. Thanks for sharing that story. I'm glad.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: That's so great. Again, if you're just tuning in, the
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  Speaker 1: phones in our producer's room don't work. So Dylan is
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: in here answering phones. So Dylan, who's on line one? Isaiah. Isaiah. Okay. Isaiah,
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  Speaker 1: I believe you're calling about animals, right? Because we were
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  Speaker 1: getting into animals.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What's your story, Isaiah?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm moving from Phoenix. I'm moving across the country.
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  Speaker 2: And along the way, I'm like, oh, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: stop in Colorado, visit my cousin who lives out there.
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  Speaker 2: And she's a river guide in Colorado. And so she
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: doesn't actually have a house. She lives in one of
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: the buses that they use to gut it out to
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: take passengers to the river. And we were out super
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: late last night, and I was going to leave early
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: in the morning. And so we said goodbye. And so
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: she's like, hey, you can sleep in the bus, and
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: I'll sleep in my car. And I'm like, cool. So
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: around 1230, 1 a.m., I hear some ruffling in the
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: bus because they have like a little kitchenette and I'm
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: sleeping on the couch in the back and there's like
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: a little kitchenette in the front. And I hear some
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: ruffling around and she didn't say anything, but she's making
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: tons of noise. And so I'm like, I'm going to
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: scare her with my phone flashlight. And so I turn
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: my phone flashlight on. And I'm not making this up.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not joking. I see a freaking black bear in
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: the front of the bus. And I'm like, oh, my gosh.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: I turn the light off. I'm like, is it going
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: to charge me? I don't know what's going to happen.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I like quickly try and put my shoes on and
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going to try and open the back door of
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: the bus. But it's stuck. So I'm like, I don't
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: know what to do. And there's no way that I
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: can take a freaking bear on. And so it's still
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: making a bunch of noise in the front of the bus.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: And so I'm like, all right, I'm going to turn
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: the light on again. And I turn the light on again,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: and I'm not even joking. The bear's head turns, and
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I just see the two little beady eyes staring at me.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm already 6'1. I'm not even joking. This thing
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: is at least 7 feet tall. Its head is touching
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: the top.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Of the bus.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: And luckily, when I turned the light on the second time,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: it scurried out the door of the front of the bus.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, my.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: What just happened? It's freaking midnight and I'm in a
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: freaking bus with a freaking black bear.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: You were so lucky that that went where the bear
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: didn't find what it was looking for.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Seriously. Yeah, dude.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I had no idea which is, you know, that's why
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I ended up at Denny's at 1 a.m. this morning
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: because I'm like, I clearly can't go.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Back to sleep. So this is now. This is now.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: This happened today, this morning.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't slept in it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: And when you left, did you go to your cousin
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: and say there was a bear in the bus?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: So what I did is I waited like 20 minutes
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: in the bus, and I was looking out the windows.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I don't see it. I don't know
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: if it has like cubs or something with it. And
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: so I have a Tesla, and so I flashed the
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: lights on my car, and I was looking at the camera,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, there's no activity around my car.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: So I waited like 20 minutes, and I just freaking
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: bolted to my car. And, of course, she's sleeping in
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: her car on a different side of the property, so
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: she has no idea this happened. So I freaking bulked
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: to my car and that's when I freaking drive to
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Denny's because that was the only thing that was open.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: No, Denny's is safe for you.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: What about, since you were flashing a light, did you
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: get a picture or video of the bear?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't. No.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I know your life was on the line. I got
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: to tell you though, when you say bus, is it
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: a school bus? What kind of bus is it? I'm
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: trying to get a visual.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been like Salt River tubing? Like one
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: of those giant buses? Like it's one of those really
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: big buses. But like it was a couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Like a charter bus.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: So you're right there. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Like,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: if you put yourself in that situation, I don't know
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: if I would have flashed the flashlight the second time.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I think I would have just curled up and prayed
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: to God that the bear leaves. I don't think I
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: would have been able to.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: You've got to try something.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: You know, because, like, I thought she was opening the
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: door to the bus. And I'm like, okay, it's my cousin, whatever. But, again,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: she was making so much noise. And so, like, that's
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: when I finally woke up. And so when I did
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: it the first time, I didn't even realize what was
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: going on until after a couple of seconds because I
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: had just woken up. And I'm like, oh, dear Lord,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: am I dreaming? Like, we thought about taking mushrooms, but
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: we didn't take any mushrooms.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, I can tell by how fast you're talking
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: that your heart is still flying out of your chest.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Wow, what a story, man.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: And that just happened.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: What a story. Woo, Isaac.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: It happened like thousands ago. I'm like, I'm thankful to
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: the Lord that I'm still alive. Like, legit, I had
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: no idea what I was doing. A seven-foot bear.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Who knew that the iPhone flashlight would save you? You
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: need to get that to the Apple people so you
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: can get a commercial.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: So where are you off to now?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: So I'm driving to Florida. That's actually where I got
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: my new job at. So I'm, yeah, I'm a month away.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's a lot of bears there. You
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: just got to deal with alligators.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's no fun either.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: All right, Isaiah. Well, good luck and thanks for listening.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Keep listening. We really appreciate you for calling in. What
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: a story, man.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Thank you, guys.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: What a story.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: You also may want to give your cousin a heads up.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: No, literally. Just call her.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: She's at Denny's.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: He's fine.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: He's having a grand slam. She's still sleeping.