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The One About Lisa, Lala’isms & the Kardashian Feud · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, it is La La Can welcome back to the
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  Speaker 1: GiB the La La Podcast. So before we dive into
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  Speaker 1: all things, is there a problem?
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  Speaker 2: I'm moving some metal straws.
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  Speaker 1: Moving metal straws. ASI, can you picture Mike Silts by
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  Speaker 1: your mouth? And I don't freak out? Sorry, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: the box of this podcast. You guys are just the
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  Speaker 1: co host. I've got my co host.
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  Speaker 2: Easy.
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  Speaker 1: You can't quit, Euston, you can only get fired. No
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  Speaker 1: one can quit, only firing. And Jessica Walter, Hello, So
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  Speaker 1: we did the Howie podcast that we talked about last
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  Speaker 1: week and no shocker here. We needed more editing time.
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  Speaker 1: And I think what's gonna happen is it's going to
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  Speaker 1: have to be two parts. Oh that's fun though, it's fun,
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  Speaker 1: but it's gonna be like, there's gonna be kind of
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  Speaker 1: a not a lull, but like just a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of time that has to pass before I can air
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  Speaker 1: the juicy stuff that everyone wants to hear. And maybe
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  Speaker 1: no one will care at that point, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: force you to care. I'm on a freaking high.
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  Speaker 3: I love this energy.
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  Speaker 2: VI you do.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, this is what exhaustion as delusion? No, what's the
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  Speaker 1: word delirium is that the word delirious, not delusional. I
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  Speaker 1: may suffer from that at times, but then my sixth
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  Speaker 1: sense that Chris Medina says I have checks my delusional
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  Speaker 1: is delusion. What this is? What you what you get
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  Speaker 1: when you finish filming at like eleven PM and you're completely,
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  Speaker 1: like overly sensitive? What is it? I'm like sensory overload. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: yes to where like you get home your unwine process
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  Speaker 1: is like an hour to two hours and you got
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  Speaker 1: to be up at seven am.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to say you had an early morning too, and.
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  Speaker 1: I had an early morning. So this is you're not hom.
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  Speaker 3: Are you allowed to talk about how filming's going so far?
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  Speaker 1: Now? Not even a little bit? Okay, then, not even
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. I wish, because you know, I love
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  Speaker 1: to spill the tea, but I am falling in line
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  Speaker 1: for the first time in my entire life.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see how long that lasts. Though.
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  Speaker 1: I want to first give my podcast, our podcast a
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  Speaker 1: shout out, because we hit best podcast of the year
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  Speaker 1: so far, critically acclaimed by Amazon Music.
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  Speaker 2: To the both of you, because I had nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with.
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  Speaker 1: Any of that, doesn't matter, does not even matter, But
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy to be a part of it now. We're
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  Speaker 1: happy for you to be here. We're happy that you're here. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: words are extremely hard today.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to have a fun one tonight, but oh.
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  Speaker 1: I have to film again tonight and it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be completely Are you going to be there physically? I
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  Speaker 1: will be there physically.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be there. Quick question, because you brought
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  Speaker 3: up the podcast, we got a ton of dms because
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  Speaker 3: we did a little teaser on the podcast page of
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  Speaker 3: the studio. Do you want to say anything about that or.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm so excited about the new studio Easton you
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  Speaker 1: were there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's unreal. It feels professional. Not that this doesn't,
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  Speaker 2: but that is a whole different vibe.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you have to remember that this space happened very
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  Speaker 1: quickly because we had a podcast space that was ours
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  Speaker 1: and we were feeling great about it, and then I
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  Speaker 1: left the relationship. So Jessica and I had to figure
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  Speaker 1: it out. Like we went from like, we have nowhere
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  Speaker 1: to live, We're going to be podcasting from an airbnb.
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  Speaker 1: Then we found the apartment. We started podcasting from there,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like this because.
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  Speaker 2: Much in the apartment for the first I remember you
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  Speaker 2: guys are no, it's really.
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  Speaker 1: It was really hard to get furniture.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the podcast on the floor a couple of times. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Jessica get in the bed, but I did have her
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  Speaker 1: sit on the bed.
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  Speaker 3: It was good.
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  Speaker 1: But to celebrate the podcast has come very far and
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  Speaker 1: I'm super proud of it and we're happy to have you.
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  Speaker 1: But beyond that, like Jessica stepped up to the plate
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  Speaker 1: in a really crucial time where it was like she
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  Speaker 1: always does as she always does. So I was really
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  Speaker 1: excited about you know that that title from Amazon Music
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  Speaker 1: because I love this podcast. I love everybody that comes
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  Speaker 1: up to me and says I listen to it every week,
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  Speaker 1: Like you guys are the ones that make it make
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  Speaker 1: it successful. Without you listening, this doesn't happen. So thank
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  Speaker 1: you guys for listening. I love you so so much.
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  Speaker 1: You have been through thick and thin with me, like
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  Speaker 1: all of the most intense and beautiful moments of my
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  Speaker 1: life in in this world of Hollywood. So we celebrated
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  Speaker 1: by going to cheesecake factory.
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  Speaker 3: We do, Okay, So this is La La Easton, Lisa
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  Speaker 3: who else.
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  Speaker 1: Went Landon Listen's friend and roomy.
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  Speaker 3: And he's in here right now, Yes he is.
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  Speaker 1: And we and Ocean went.
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  Speaker 3: Is this an usual thing?
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  Speaker 2: We went two times?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we went on Tuesdays and we went
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  Speaker 1: again on Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us about your experience.
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  Speaker 1: Great every time, great every time. It never disappeared.
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  Speaker 2: And it's almost like I go there and I eat
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  Speaker 2: so I can get the cheesecake. I'm like, if I
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  Speaker 2: eat and then I get the.
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  Speaker 1: Cheesecakes, I stuffed myself to the brim and then fill
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  Speaker 1: myself further up with cheesecake.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not good because there's a cheese clay like
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  Speaker 2: it's really close.
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  Speaker 1: People who live in La know fabulous restaurants. If you're
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  Speaker 1: craving a chain restaurant like good Luck, you better go
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  Speaker 1: far into the valley right right. But the cheesecake factory
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  Speaker 1: is right there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what they're putting in there, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Know their brown bread hits different.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, their brown bread do hit different.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to get If I don't get, I
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  Speaker 2: don't like the brown bread a right there. I shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have said it. Come yeah, oh my gosh, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just a white bread kind of guy.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I used to do. This is disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: I used to take the brown bread. I used to
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  Speaker 3: ask for a sight of their ranch because they're not
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  Speaker 3: the ranch.
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  Speaker 2: And I would maybe I'll like the Okay, I'll try that.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you like the brown bread. So you don't like
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  Speaker 2: the brown bread. You just like ranch?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yes, exactly. Ranch is my life. But they're the
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  Speaker 3: ranch is sweet, so I'm pretty sure they put sugar
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  Speaker 3: in it. But it's it's addicting. It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm doing that next time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had their to Mollie cakes? No, okay, you
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  Speaker 1: have to get.
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  Speaker 2: Them street corn.
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  Speaker 1: You have to get that too.
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  Speaker 2: The street corn is.
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  Speaker 3: Different from the cheesecake factory.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I want to do it in cheesecake patchery Police.
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  Speaker 1: And then Lisa accidentally ordered she wanted this like chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: I will say that I did order the wrong one,
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  Speaker 2: but you didn't. I looked, Oh, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: If you notice, they're they're tandemed tandem cheesecakes.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's what mom said. She goes that one and
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  Speaker 2: I read it and I go, that's the one.
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  Speaker 1: So so you ordered and it was in the back.
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  Speaker 1: But I was so happy that they made a mistake
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  Speaker 1: because it was so good.
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  Speaker 2: It was salted caramel one, and Lisa wanted the uh,
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  Speaker 2: the chocolate snickers on it. I was like, what, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to You've never.
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  Speaker 1: You always want salted caramel.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Who wants a snicker bar
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  Speaker 2: with their cheesecake.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think any of the cheesecakes are anything to
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  Speaker 1: turn your nose about. I think all of them slap.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to get Lisa on the podcast because
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  Speaker 1: after last weeks she felt the need to rebuttle which
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  Speaker 1: she wants to rebuttal about her losing everything but she
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  Speaker 1: still has. But the cheesecake sactary. We come, she pays
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  Speaker 1: for us. We come down the elevator and there's our
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  Speaker 1: waiter saying, you forgot your credit card man, And I
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  Speaker 1: looked at her and we.
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  Speaker 2: Were just talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: How ironic.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what? And now you see because the
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  Speaker 1: day that she heard the podcast, which was Wednesday, what
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  Speaker 1: a nightmare. So Lisa and I were kind of like
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  Speaker 1: at each other's throats to say the least. But that's
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  Speaker 1: just what happens. And what's tough is that, like I'm
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  Speaker 1: me right, and I can.
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  Speaker 4: Go toes, but you can't go toes with the bitch
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  Speaker 4: that taught you how to go toes exactly. She's always
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  Speaker 4: gonna win the game, right, which is extremely frustrated. So
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  Speaker 4: she wanted she had to go and get like a
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  Speaker 4: facial procedure done at Skin Tied Aesthetics, and.
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  Speaker 1: I said, make sure you don't lose the keys, and
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  Speaker 1: she goes another jab, another jab, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: so when the credit card thing happened at she's kick,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, don't understand, it's not a job, Like
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  Speaker 1: I'm legitimately asking you, like please, I'm begging you with
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  Speaker 1: all I had.
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  Speaker 2: And to get to and then when we're talking about it,
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  Speaker 2: when we're leaving and to for us just to not
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  Speaker 2: talk about it, she'll be like, oh, what cute hats
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: over here? Just to deter the conversation. She does that
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  Speaker 2: she can't win.
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  Speaker 1: She did it today o her baby names. I was
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  Speaker 1: telling her the baby name that you liked the most, okay, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and she was like, I don't like it. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't like it. And I was like, mom, you have
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  Speaker 1: to understand, like I like this name because of X,
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  Speaker 1: Y and Z and she's like, all right, Lauren, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, is this new? And I'm like, you're bugging
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  Speaker 1: me and she's you're bugging me. I don't like the name,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my gosh, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna go day. But it doesn't pass Lisa. It doesn't
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  Speaker 2: pass anything.
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  Speaker 3: So then why couldn't can't we get her on here
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  Speaker 3: to chat?
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: So we will get her on here, but Lisa has
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: kidney stones.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, so now we can't. Yeah, so now
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  Speaker 2: we have to be extra nized after dragging her.
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  Speaker 1: Poor. I hope she passes them by the time this
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  Speaker 1: comes out. Her pain tolerance is I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: she does it.
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  Speaker 3: She's walking around and she.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Babysat Cruise for Jackson Britt. It wasn't for very long,
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  Speaker 1: but the pain started kicking in on Thursday. And Thursday
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: night is when she had to go over to Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Britt's house because they were leaving so early. Friday morning
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  Speaker 1: and she just finished watching him. So it's Wednesday today.
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  Speaker 1: She finished watching him on Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, and she just she's just like.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Had a heating pad. This will be her third time.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, we gotta drink water. We got to
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: drink some water. I don't like water. I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: you better, you gotta figure it out. Do something Perry works.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: She gets a dig it to drinks, so like for
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: a minute there she was like very heavily addicted to
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  Speaker 1: like iced tea. Then it switched to diet cokes. And
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: that's why I switched to Arnold Palmers.
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  Speaker 2: And this is right there. It's like I tell her,
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  Speaker 2: you got to drink water, and she goes, well, I've
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: had like a couple of Arnold Palmers. It's like, this
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: is not what I'm talking.
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  Speaker 1: She also told me that she looked on the can
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: and diet coke has water, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: shaking my damn head.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: She's so funny girl in her as elastic girl.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: By the way, I finally understood I was thinking of
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: like an actual rubber band, and you mean like from
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: the Incredible, Yeah.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: Just stretching over, reaching for everything.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: I was watching The Incredibles with Ocean the other day
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, that's I think why it used
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: to close her last girl, because she really can stretch
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: for her.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: She doesn't tramp lean her way out of shit. She'll
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  Speaker 2: you name it. She's doing it. She'll get buy anything,
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  Speaker 2: and she'll reach for some ship you didn't even know
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  Speaker 2: you had.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you she knows the game.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: No one does it better than Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: B taking good notes I have. Let's say you've done well.
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  Speaker 1: Because I reach.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so I think I make you've taken
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  Speaker 2: good notes. Yeah, reaching, you can't go to I'm relaying
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  Speaker 2: it back to the toes. You can't go toes with
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  Speaker 2: the girl who taught you had to go toes?
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you? There are times where Lisa and
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I will be watching TV, like a reality show and
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  Speaker 1: Lisa burnieham I just it's so what comes out of
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: her mouth, I'm like, you are such a bit like
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: you fucking cut. She goes for jugular jugular, like give
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: us an example, So I'm not gonna get. But I
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: will say whenever she does, I go. You should write
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  Speaker 1: that on their Instagram. Go put it in the comment section.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: Let's see what people have to say about that. She's like,
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: it's insane.
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  Speaker 2: There needs to be a camera on her.
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  Speaker 1: Because what happens is she's so freaking sensitive just kind
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  Speaker 1: of like me. But I'm telling you, like, I wonder
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  Speaker 1: where the like zingers come from, Like when she watches
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: something on TV and she's seeing like a girl be
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: mean to another girl. Like if she were there in
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: real life protecting the underdog, she would put the queen
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  Speaker 1: bee to shame with her little little comebacks.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: That's where you get that's where you get it.
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  Speaker 1: No, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And she's so good with tone and getting under
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: your skin with it.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's the best cherry.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: I love when she just says, well, she's so subtle,
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: so I don't she's so subtle, Or she'll say something
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: like a one off, like a throwaway comment, and I'm
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: laughing for like forty minutes.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she knows when and where to insert her
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: her conversation to steer it in a very great direction.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe we need a Life with Lisa podcast.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe we did in Life with Lisa television show, but
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: just her in a room still entertaining, I know. My
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: favorite was when she had just had her lips injected
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: for the first time and gotten kuybella okay, and we're
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: watching some reality show and she's like, oh, she has
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: had so much work done it and I'm like, as
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: opposed to the two of us, what the fuck are
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: you talking about Freshly Kubella and blowfish lips. What are
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: you saying?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: But I wouldn't do like what she does.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. No, she is the goat. She is she
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: is she makes my world spin in the best. Yes,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: as we said before, we are going to have I
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: think in July, like starting like middle of July as
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: well like it. Yes, in a studio. Finally with video.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so freaking excited.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm nervous all over again.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Are you nervous?
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  Speaker 2: We'll get through it. I'm always nervous. I'm shaking at
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: the beginning of this one.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Do you feel better now?
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Does it feel?
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Every time I start talking, I'm in you know, I'm so.
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  Speaker 3: Great about this though, Easton, you're nervous and you're saying
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  Speaker 3: it out loud, and so now I think the friends
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: who listen to the show can watch you and kind
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: of like see how you deal with that, and like, well,
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  Speaker 3: they'll know in the video he's nervous at the beginning,
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  Speaker 3: and maybe I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know, maybe you have no and I won't even if
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  Speaker 2: I would like people to point it out too, I like,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, criticis or like if there's something Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: look different you have more comment like that's the thing,
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  Speaker 2: But no, I would get I get nervous. I feel
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: like a lot of people do I know you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Now you've been for so I always get nervous. I
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: just pretend that I'm not nervous, which is why I'm
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: exhausted when it's over, because pretending is a lot.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: I know. That's why I'm just like, hey, I have
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  Speaker 2: anxiety and I'm very scared right now, it's all out
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  Speaker 2: on the table.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Admitting it is the first step in all things. No,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: but I learned because I guess when you start going
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: from like strictly audio to video as well, that we
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: have to be a little bit more careful with the
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: things that we say. So on one of our pages,
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: whether I think I'm gonna post it on TikTok and
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: we're gonna post it on the podcast page on Instagram,
• 16:25
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  Speaker 1: this conversation to create the la la isms for what
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: we want to say. But now that we're like big
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: big stars that you can watch as well as here
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: the audio. Let's create the isms together, all right, let's
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: create the community. I want your help, so I will
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: post something on the podcast page, posting a word that
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think we can really use on the podcast,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: and we're going to create a word together. Okay, well
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: mean that, Yeah, that will mean that, Like I can't
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: let's just say blow jobs Blowy's all right, We're gonna
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: come up with another term that's like equally as like
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: cringey and seems hard but like more stomachable to the
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: outside worlds.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: And it'll take a sec to get used to it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: But this will be fun to watch.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: It'll be very fun to watch, I hope. And I also,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: we're finally a formatted show. Did I tell you this Easton?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: You were at the meeting, right, yeap? Okay. The first
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: segment of every podcast is going to be the breakdown
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: of what's been going on. Stories about Lisa Easton, if
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: he went out found a hot chick, if I'm at
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: a dude who's kind of a square, We're gonna talk
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: about it all. If Jessica wants to talk about how
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: she smell happy, he's a great guy. We'll talk about it,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: betch I like it. The second segment is going to
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: be the reality segment because I'm obsessed with all things
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: reality TV. Now, these are not hard and fast rules, right,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: if I ask you guys, because I want you to participate.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: By the way, Easton, I don't call my people fans.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I call them my people, my friends. So I want
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: my people if I ask you for the second segment,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: like what in the reality space is like, what's everyone
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: talking about? Tell me and that's what we're going to
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: focus on. But let's just say there's a TV show, like,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: for example, the Idol. Everyone's talking about the Idol. We
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: can talk about that too, right. I have noticed the
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: top two things that everyone's talking about right now are
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: number one, Kim Kardashian and Courten Kardashian's feud, Indulcey and Gabana.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: What a boogie fucking field I.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Was just about. I was reading it, and I was
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: just like, they're just a last a girl in for
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: some news.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Wait. Really, well, I was.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Reading it and it's like, okay, So from what I
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: took from it, Courtney's mad that Kim is profiting off
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: of her styles at her wedding.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Have you seen it all play out
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: on the show? Have you guys been watching?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I watched the actual I'm one episode behind, and this
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: is the first season that I've actually watched every single
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: episode from start to finish, so like, I'm pretty aware
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: of what's going on.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, i am not.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's okay. That's why we love you because you
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: are pretty. You're like, you're the average Joe, all right Now.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I loved what Besiny Frankel said because she posted on
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: her stories like her take okay on the whole situation.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: She said, I'm team Kim, because here's the deal. Kim
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: is the reason why y'all are where you are, Okay.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: So the one that is making the gold is making
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: the rules. Okay. So yes, Courtney, they probably like threw
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: you this big, great, amazing wedding as like a promo
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Who the fuck knows if you didn't, if
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: you wanted to pay for it, you should have done
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: something different and flipped the bill.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You can't just do something and not flip the bill.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Something comes in, you gotta pay it. They went to
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Kim because she's the biggest of all of them. People
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: adore her, people look at her style and go, I
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: want to wear that. She made the most sense, right,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I feel because you've got Courtney who's very on one
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: end where it's like I don't think she really cares
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: to be super freaking famous. I don't think she really
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: cares about the glitz and the glamour. She just at
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: this stage in her life wants to like be in love,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: right and be a mom. And I'm sure that she
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: had all these ideas in her head. And then a
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: team came in and I'm sure Chris Jenner was like,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: let's make it goth. Doul't chake goth or whatever, right,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm sure Courtney was like, I'm so in love
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: with you, trad. Sure, mom sounds good. And then you
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: got Kim.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Who's like, don't let's fuck this world Kardashian universe.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: I can't believe they have their own like two ends
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: of the spectrum, right I was. I think it was
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: on like E or some news outlet and it's like
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: fashion this that Kardashian. I was like, they got their
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: own fucking.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: They're an empire. Yeah, they're an empire.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And then I clicked on it because I was just
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I was interested and I was reading like through three
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: of them, and I was like, at this point, it's
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: just stupid.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I kind of am obsessed. Nothing more aesthetically pleasing to
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: the eye than a Kardashian origenera.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I can see why Rob got the fuck out.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure he was, just like I am, just
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: like I can't get with it. You you really, it
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: takes a very special person. I mean even last night
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: when we were filming, it was a little chaotic for
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: me and I was like, I can't imagine this. Everywhere
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: you go everywhere like it's it becomes a lot for
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: a person. You have Kim who's completely built for it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Then you have so she looked at the Dulce thing
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: and just went business. I love fashion, but I love
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: a check, Whereas I think for Courtney, it wasn't so
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: much about the Dulce thing. It was like that was
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: my wedding and like, I'm so happy, and it was
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: like just this one thing you just like couldn't leave alone.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Why So I'm understanding both because I love a sentimental moment,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: but I also loves chick m HM and business.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: And Kim does say in the show. She tried to
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: push it out a year apparently. I mean, who knows
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: what's true and what's not, but.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: She tried to.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: She was like, it's too close to Courtney's wedding, this
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Dulce show. Let's push it out, push it out, and
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: apparently they couldn't. I see both sides as well. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: see Courtney being like, I mean, Kim's already a billionaire.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: It's like, can't you just not take this one thing?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Well, let's remember she's a billionaire because because she does
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: sto things.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: And I see the other side too, It's like that's iconic,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: it's a Dulchase show, and you're creative directing it, what
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: like of course you're going to do that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Of course you're gonna say yes, yeah, right, yeah. And
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: she also like rejected a lot of the like nineties
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: like the lace and things like that. And she did
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: point out like I wore the Madonna Dulce like in
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, and then Courtney wore it for her wedding,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: and like, I'm not losing my mind over it. Like
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I did reject a lot of things that went hand
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: in hand with her wedding, And you have to think
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: about the overhead of these people as well, Like, no,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I can't turn down a check because I got private
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: jets to pay for I just bought a new house
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: for two hundred million, making that shit up. But like
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: there's a lot that these people are doing on a
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: day to day basis where like they have to say
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: yes to things to fund their lifestyle.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, X amount to pay for X amount, right.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: And you don't know who was getting I know this
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: on a very very small scale. When like you're doing
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: a deal, right, and you're like, can't we just move
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: bit like a couple months, and slowly they get into
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: your mind, like but it's not exactly like think about
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: all the things you said no to, and like they
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: start like buttering you up, and by the end of it, you're.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Like, let's drop it tomorrow, right, Like you're.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Right, it's not even the same thing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, that happens all the time with that kind of stuff,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: and that's probably what happened. Also, wasn't that close? It
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: was like months later? Wasn't it like four or five?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of I.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Think it was four from what I thought.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Time moved very slowly for me, so five months seems
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: like an eternity. A lot happens in my life in
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: five months. A lot happens in my life within a day. Yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: that's true. So five months is like an eternity. You
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: know it is. And Kim Kaid did like put the
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: car Genner's on the map like I would kind of
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: just like give it a pass. That's true.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: And it was great, It was beautiful. The show was stunning.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I know, I wanted everything. I wanted everything so badly
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that I got on Amazon to try and find copycats.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I couldn't, but I'm thinking about it, and I see
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Courtney side a lot because then you start to see
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Kim doing it and then you see what she did
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: at the DMV and it's like, Okay, she's over the
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: top on a lot of things.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: But did you see that Courtney posted her DMV picture
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: like on her Instagram to show like zero glam just
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: walked in and I look.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Like this, No, she not happened at the DMV. Can
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: you fill us in the.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: DMV it was shut down for Kim and she brought
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: an entire glam squad and then they had lighting for
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: her and they would take like a few and then
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: show her and she'd be like, I don't like that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Let's fix this, that, and the other, and then redo
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: it until she got the one that she wanted. And
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of people were saying, first of all, the
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: glam and the lighting is like so over the top,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: But you're also making these people sit there at the
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: DMV after hours to wait for you to do that. Yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Second, who is asking for her fucking ID? Who is
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: ever gonna see her? No?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Did you you have to have an idea?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: And why do you need to look perfect in your ID?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Who you're showing to TSA or you know, like that,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: who is I'm not saying it. Why does she need
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: to look good?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I understand seeing it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: So you're pushing a whole lot of people for no
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: one to see what you're doing other than people who
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: are checking you into something.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure that.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Is ridiculous to me, and that just on the I
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: can see where it's like if you're doing that, I
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: can see the adult chang Leblona thing being an issue
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: for Courtney because she does do so many things that
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: are so right.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: You're like, this isn't really about Adulga. You do this
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: ship at the dm.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: It's right, like I can see her only picking about
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: the dult chang A ban it. But it's like, you're
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: doing it for the d m V. You do it
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: for probably a shitload of other things that isn't published.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: But it's like, at what point do I get one
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: moment that you're not just doing I get that point
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: of like her being fresh on, like, Okay, so you
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: did it for my wedding, you're doing it to people
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: at a fucking DMV. At what point are you gonna
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: fucking stop and look at other people?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Right? But at the same time, she's so like she
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: can't just roll into the DMV like a normal person.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Well no, but I feel like, and if you got
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: a problem with it, stop hyping her up so much. Yeah,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: if you don't want her to have to go to
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the DMV, like if you wanted to go to the
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: DMV like a normal person, then stop hyping her up
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: She could not exactly, she could never do that.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Never.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: And also I don't I think yes, making the DMV
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: people who work their way if she I don't know
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: did she pay them. If she paid them all a
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: little extra that week, great, I could see.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Her paying I have heard, Okay, I have heard that
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Kim k is the sweetest, kindest human and is so
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: grateful for every like anyone who has come in contact
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: with her. Now again this is like within our world
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Saying that she's like a very kind human.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Well, she prides herself on being that way in business.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Like she's never late, she never cancels, and she's always kind,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: is what. Like she always talks.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I've seen a couple of videos of her, like on
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: TikTok that maybe people have seen, but she's like teamed
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: up with There's people who like just get funds from
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: other people to like give to homeless people or go
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: buy them things that they need, and they're Kim teamed
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: up with him and she got him a car and
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: he was a single dad. So she does do a
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: lot that I've seen, just even on TikTok. And I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: don't think she just does it for TikTok.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Well, a lot of people could say, like it's it's
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: because it's made public like that, but it's also I think,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: you know, you're trying to get an organization's name out there,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: you know, So yes, she is doing those things, but
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: it's being promoted on a social platform to make other
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: people like us aware of an organization that otherwise we
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: may not know about. Yeah, right, well, so I'm sure
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping yes, she has a one.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like wherever whatever she puts on is people are
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: gonna go and do.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. She was wearing like Denham freaking boots the other
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: day and I was like, I need to go get
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: denhim boots. Where do I find Denim boots? All right,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. Who the hell would want Dunham boots.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I do now because Kim had them on, all right,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that's so funny. And then I put them on, I'm like,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I don't look like it.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: A lot of people take that, what is happening? Why?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: But I think I'm sure that the people who waited
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: after hours, that worked at the DMV got paid for
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: their time.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: And I'm sure maybe hopefully they had to approve it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: So I think a lot goes on behind the scenes.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yes do.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I think it's extra and ridiculous, But it's the Kardashians.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Most things they do are extra and ridiculous, and that's
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: just their life and they're an empire. And hopefully behind
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: the scenes there was extra money being paid to these people,
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: they had to approve it, like, hey, would you stay
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: a few hours later?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: For a law goes into production, Yes, a lot goes
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: into production, into the production of a show. Now, other
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: shows like have much more maneuvering room than others, Like
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think the DMV would shut down for a housewife,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: you know, but the Royal Family of America. Absolutely, they're
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: shutting down. Like it's just it is what it is.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what. If I had the means,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I would also have.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Glam starting to think, how are they not having mobile
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: DMV for like those type of people. They're everywhere in
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: the you know, Hollywood. It's like, how are hey, I
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: need one? The DMV comes to you, takes a picture,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: and then goes through. I mean, is that not I
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: heard through the grapevine, through.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: The grape vine that al Pacino needed a driver's license,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: and because he didn't want to go to the d
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: m V, they issued him one with no picture. I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's true.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Wait, so it's just an empty picture on.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: It, no picture, no picture, just the name.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: If I saw that, Okay, I'm not going to say
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: anything to them.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: If anyone go on through.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I would have asked them, can you also put scarface
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: on there? It's my name, right, and then I put
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the date of birth and then legends or no, legends
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: never die. This is the birthday. Legends never die. I'm
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: just my birthday is infinite. Does that make any sense?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I Jessica and I had to go to the DMV
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: together and I was looking a hot mess. My relationship
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: had just end, like ended. I had just made the
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: greatest escape of my life and I needed to go
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: get a car. And I look at my driver's license
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: and I was like, not only is it from Utah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: but it's expired. This is a problem. Jessica made us
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: an appointment in Glendale. We studied for hours.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: On that test.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Daddt oh, we roll up. We're prepared. It was the
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: first test I probably ever would have passed my damn life.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: And they're like, you don't need to take a test,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I can still.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I wanted to take it. We were quizzing each other
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: in the car on the way and like, Yep, that's
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: the answer, Yep, that's it. I was so confident and
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: then we show up and they're like, you don't need
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: to take it.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Are you are, like frustrated that they didn't. I would
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: have asked for it, like, can I at least take it?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: No. That's when I really started truly believing in the universe.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, after everything I've been through, they
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: really threw me a bone here, Like the universe does.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Exist little trees and it was made the day.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: It made my whole day. And we were in and out.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: We were Glendale DMB man.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I look a little dead in the eyes.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Take her photo is amazing. Mine is awful and lawless
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  Speaker 3: is like perfection.
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  Speaker 1: It is vacant. Jessica, I've got roots down in my eyeball.
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  Speaker 1: I look so sad.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a new Do you have a photo
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  Speaker 3: of yourself on your Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: Updated?
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  Speaker 3: Just for like your people? Because I want them to
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: see this new hair color.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: And they've seen the hair color, they haven't seen it styled.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I'm still not feeling like myself, but I am getting
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: a lot of people being like, this is the.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Look I do it. I tease you because I do
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: like the hairstyle, the moss.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, even if you didn't, nothing I can
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: do about it.
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  Speaker 2: Wag it up.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you got to have the bangs because my
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: hair's broken. Can't bleach it anymore. I'll have no hair.
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  Speaker 1: This is what it is. Nothing I can do about it,
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  Speaker 1: but I appreciate it. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: I want to start at the end of every podcast
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: to have a ache of the day or the week,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: let's say the week, and a relief of the week. Easton,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Do you want.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: To go first, I can start it off. My ache
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: of the week is my tailbone.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I was over at your place and me and mom
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: were wanting to wash the cars, okay, and I was
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: so excited to show her do it yourself car washes
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: cheaper budget, and I was really excited to show her,
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  Speaker 2: so I went to sit on the couch. The arm
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: got me. I was too excited, so I sat down
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  Speaker 2: and I sat down on the couch. I was going
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: real fast because I was real excited. And the wood
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: right in the tailbone. I heard, yeah, you even go
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: what was that? And my ass my ass? So that
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: and if you're asking for mental aches, that has taken
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: the capacity of everything.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, an egg is an ache, no matter what, whether
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: it's a headache, tailbone ache.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I know I've been sitting sideways. Sleep's fun. Me and
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Mom just had the.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Boys in the days sad you're talking about like if
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I my nuts were involved. He did. He did, however,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: get a giant, like whoopee cushion looking donuts.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting on a donut. I feel like I'm eighty
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: five years old. I just tell people I got a dick,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: a dick reduction. That's also a big ache of mine.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Through the week.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: What's the really don't.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: The week? I'm gonna take it around and just start
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: having people sign.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: It like sheds.
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  Speaker 2: That is different than the other one.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: That is so funny.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, you want to kick it off.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: One time I hit my tailbone super hard in front
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: of the entire football team in high school. I was
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: trying to show off in pe and you had to
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: like run super fast to the middle of the gym
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: and then turn around and run backwards, and I just
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: like it. Every football player was like oh, And I was.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Like, and you can't hide it because you're walking at
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: a forty five degree angle backward, clenching your ass cheeks.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: The wind is knocked out of you.
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  Speaker 3: That is so.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I feel your pain, Jessica, what is your ache? Of
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the week and relief of the week.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: My ache of the week and my relief of the week,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: it's the same. I want people to hear me out
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: because when I say my ache of the week, it's
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: gonna sound rude, But then it's also my relief.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Is it doing this podcast on Saturday?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Are about to get attacked or what?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Because that is a fireable commat don't you can't quit.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I am my sister's made of honor, so I'm planning
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: her bachelorette and her bridle and it comes up next week.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: But there's a lot that goes into it. So anyone
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: who's like been the maid of honor and done the
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: planning and all that, it's so much more than you
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: would think. It's so much more.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Than you would think.
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  Speaker 3: So I guess I could say just that's my ache
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: a little because it's coming up. I'm obsessed with my sister,
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: by the way, but it's coming up and it's just
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: like a bit chaotic. But my relief of the week
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: when it's over exist, Well, I guess this isn't my
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: relief of the week, but I'm just gonna say it anyway,
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: because that's my ache. My relief is I get to
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: fly home and see my family in a few days
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: for the bachelorette and the bridal shower and to celebrate Katie.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: So so I it's all of that.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense. And Kyle's going obviously, yes, he's say,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: because it's not the wedding. Sorry for me, it's all
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: get back to back. Can you tell I haven't been
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: to a lot of wedding By the way, you should
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: be grateful that you get to be a maide of honor?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Did you know the best friends that I grew up
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: with and had I still didn't even make me.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: You didn't make the line.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: The line just not made of honor, which I'm totally
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: fine with because I don't like that ship. I'm great
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: doing what you're doing. I'm grateful it's a sister. No,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. You're like talking about the food,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: you had a plan, the outfits. I'm like, I'm so
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: tired and I need to nap, Jessica, and I'm trying
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: to work today.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: So can you keep it to yourself, jess you can
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: tell me.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: No, We're all for you, Jesse. You are seen. My
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: ache of the week would be beef in with Mom.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Because that was very intense. And I would also say
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: the ache of the week is probably picking up cameras
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: again because I'm pmsing and just the combination feels a
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: little unhinged, So that that would be the ache of
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the week. But the relief of the week is that
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I think that aunt flow has almost arrived and I'm
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: feeling much happier. Good you are.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Your energy today is the best. It's so positive.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? So that would be my ache
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: and relief of the week. You guys, this was so
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: much fun. I'm sorry everyone had to come in on
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: a Saturday, but I appreciate it very very much. We're
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: going to go into a long weekend, happy fourth of July.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: That's another relief for all of us.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, yeah, go do some little sparklers celebrate. Yeah,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: have a biski and a dog, right, of course, get
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: a dog, a Glizzy. Have a Glizzy and a dog.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I want. Well, what I hope you guys did,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: because this will air on Wednesday, and the fourth is
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. So hope you enjoyed. Hope you're all safe,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Hope you enjoyed this podcast. I will catch you guys
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: next week Bye