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WON'T DO IT AGAIN | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:61 · Chisme With DoKnow

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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, welcome back to another episode of Cheesemail with Duno
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  Speaker 2: and Jakarta.
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  Speaker 1: And we got big Jerry G. Jerry G.
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  Speaker 3: We actually have limited time with him because the nursing
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  Speaker 3: home wants him back.
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  Speaker 1: Unca's here. Unca's here. My meds will be doing a few.
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  Speaker 1: If we can cut for that, please. Are you scared to.
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  Speaker 3: Their kids are gonna leave you alone. Like when you
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  Speaker 3: get older like I will not take care you pop.
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  Speaker 1: Let us see way. Yeah Typically how that works, right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm there. What are your parents like you and your
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  Speaker 1: sister didn't leave my parent. I left my parents It's
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  Speaker 1: my sister's job to take care of my parents why
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  Speaker 1: did your sister's job she's a woman I.
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  Speaker 2: My parents both my prayer.
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  Speaker 1: My mom's I'm a longer longer with us no more
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  Speaker 1: But they've always bounced back and forth between my mom
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  Speaker 1: and I'm a buddy to my tooth I got two
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  Speaker 1: sisters and they just balls back in the bed and
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  Speaker 1: I got a brother and me and they've never lived
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  Speaker 1: With us who they only live with the girls.
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  Speaker 4: So you foods are just fine with them.
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  Speaker 5: They're fine with it That's the way it's supposed to be.
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  Speaker 4: In the magazine Mexican culture stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think my mom understand that Well, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna shower.
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  Speaker 1: Her Who knows? Yeah, I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Worst comes to worst, if there's no other option, you
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  Speaker 4: have to.
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  Speaker 1: I did that to my grandma.
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  Speaker 5: I did that to my grandma's diaper a couple times.
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  Speaker 1: You what? I changed my grandma's diaper before she passed away.
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  Speaker 1: She passed away like 10 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: How old was she?
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  Speaker 1: In her late, she was like fucking probably like 45. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I was like, what? I was like 12
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  Speaker 1: and shit. That was just good at it. She was
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  Speaker 1: going out to the club. No, obviously early 80s, bro. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she had Alzheimer's and she would shit her pants. And
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  Speaker 1: my mom would be in there struggling, change her diaper.
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  Speaker 1: And I would walk in there and help my mom
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  Speaker 1: change her diaper. You know what was crazy? I'd be
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  Speaker 1: like the wipey guy.
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  Speaker 2: So my mom's boo, my mom got a little boo.
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  Speaker 2: His mom got Alzheimer's. And obviously when I'm on the road,
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  Speaker 2: like if they have to use my car, I'm like
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  Speaker 2: the Honda. And they were using it. And I guess
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  Speaker 2: one time they were like, she like went on the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Like they were out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Because they don't even know. I think she like.
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  Speaker 2: Peed herself or something. So they want to go change
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  Speaker 2: her in the car.
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  Speaker 1: And then, my, you know, like, it happened. Like, they're
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  Speaker 1: such in a rush, you know.
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  Speaker 3: He probably felt, like, a little uncomfortable in my mouth, like,
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  Speaker 3: super cool with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I guess, like, they didn't want to throw it, the
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  Speaker 3: diaper out, so they left it in my whip.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that shit's going to stink.
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  Speaker 2: No, it didn't stink, though, because it's one of those, like,
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  Speaker 2: really good quality diapers.
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  Speaker 1: The insulated ones, probably. Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 2: And I gave a hard turn, and that day we
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  Speaker 2: were on the road, fool. We did a show on Friday,
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  Speaker 2: we came back on Saturday. So I picked up all
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  Speaker 2: the homies, we're getting ready to go get laid, fool.
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  Speaker 3: And I take the light, fool, so my car moves fast.
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  Speaker 3: And the diaper fell on one of the homies, fool.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm calling my sister, he's like, I'm calling my sister, John,
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  Speaker 3: because she has a baby. Jaylene, I'm like, you fucking,
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  Speaker 3: he's like, I'm going to use your.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking car, idiot. And then I call my mom, and
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  Speaker 2: my mom's so embarrassed. My mom's not embarrassed. My mom's
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  Speaker 2: more embarrassed for her boo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she likes my sandals.
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  Speaker 3: And I get my mom, tells her boo, and he's like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. And I'm like, boo, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm like, just don't fuck. Somebody had to get
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  Speaker 2: screamed at, though. My mom got screamed at, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: I had to take it out on her. It's more
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  Speaker 2: funny that it fell on the homie's face, though.
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  Speaker 1: Who? What homie?
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  Speaker 3: It slapped the homie. I think it was Bug or
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  Speaker 3: one of the... But they understood, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Shit happens, bro.
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  Speaker 3: But if it was one of my sisters, I definitely
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  Speaker 3: would have talked shit and never let her borrow my
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  Speaker 3: car again.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, but my only hope... But a lady with Alzheimer's,
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  Speaker 1: you got to give it a pass.
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  Speaker 2: Give it a pass, bro. Damn.
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  Speaker 1: My only hope now is that my boys marry a
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  Speaker 1: girl that's down to take care of me, dog. That's
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  Speaker 1: the only hope I have now. What the fuck, Gary?
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  Speaker 2: They marry an old-fashioned woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going to be willing to, hey, bring your
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  Speaker 1: dad over.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then you got to teach your sons how to
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  Speaker 2: be women if they want an old-fashioned woman.
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  Speaker 1: Find yourself a girl that's going to be able to
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  Speaker 1: change my diapers, guys. Don't even do it for love.
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  Speaker 1: Just do it for me, dog.
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  Speaker 3: So you recommend them not to be with a white
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  Speaker 3: woman like you?
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  Speaker 1: No, hell no. White girls will not take care of us.
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  Speaker 4: You're with a white woman?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my girl's white, and she will not take care
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  Speaker 1: of me.
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  Speaker 2: She's already looking over there. When he says white, he
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  Speaker 2: don't mean light-skinned like Andrea. She's a white woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. What we call Andrea is
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  Speaker 1: a warita. My girl doesn't look that white because she's
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  Speaker 1: got some European blood in there somewhere. So she's got
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  Speaker 1: dark hair. But her mom is like fucking blue eyes, blonde, peachy.
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  Speaker 1: Is she from America? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Wisconsin, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: Wisconsin?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you how white she is. Wasn't
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  Speaker 2: comfortable wearing it to her dad. In the airport, remember?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, in the airport, as a fireman.
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  Speaker 2: As a fireman, for like the retired fireman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a retired fireman. For they travel, for they... Big motherfucker.
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  Speaker 4: Big ass white boy. I'm like, Jerry's like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 4: my father. Oh, you think so? You think they're like
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  Speaker 4: great grandparents, own slaves and stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure they do. For sure, huh? Yeah, probably
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  Speaker 1: pretty recently, probably even.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Growing up, you know, you're getting older and you
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  Speaker 2: have nephews and nieces. Is it pressure on you now
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  Speaker 2: that you're older to be like the Tio that touches them?
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  Speaker 2: Or like you don't have that at all? It's just
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  Speaker 2: not on you? You're letting somebody else deal with that?
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  Speaker 1: It gets very difficult during the Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: That's a canon event right there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, during the holiday time, right? That's the most time
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  Speaker 1: where it's like we're all together and it's usually indoors.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Are you scared to become a grandpa, Jerry? Yes and no.
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  Speaker 1: I was because I don't want to be a grandpa fool,
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  Speaker 1: but I also do love kids, dog, and I miss
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  Speaker 1: my kids being little. And so I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be a dad, but I'm ready to be a grandpa fool,
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  Speaker 1: if that makes any sense.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's like kind of raising your kids together.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be like a part-time... Part-time pops. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I want to just be there, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, with the babies. Do the fun stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Do all the fun stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out. Because I do miss being
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  Speaker 1: a dad. My kids are older now. They're 12. My
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  Speaker 1: youngest is 12. And then my older kids are just
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  Speaker 1: hanging out. So I do miss them being little, fool.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: They're two older fools.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the two older fools. Yeah, them fools are old.
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  Speaker 2: Your oldest son looks like a fucking unk.
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  Speaker 1: 19, 18 years. That fool got a strong beard. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen Wolverine and shit.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen one of your children that look exactly like you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The oldest one.
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  Speaker 1: The oldest one looks just like me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've been a virgin for a very long.
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  Speaker 2: Time, dog.
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  Speaker 1: That's for sure.
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  Speaker 4: When did you lose your virginity?
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  Speaker 1: Jesus, man.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck are these questions? We're diving in, bro.
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  Speaker 2: You've asked me when I lost mine. I can tell
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  Speaker 2: you right now.
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  Speaker 1: 11th grade. 11th grade.
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  Speaker 2: And she was about 11 years. No, I'm kidding. A
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  Speaker 2: little pedophile joke. Not funny to you guys?
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  Speaker 1: I can't say that word.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry about that. We've been doing this for nine months.
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  Speaker 2: All right, bro. I understand how long I've been doing it.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need to keep fucking reminding me. So probably
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  Speaker 2: 11th grade in high school, junior year.
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  Speaker 1: So you beat me, dog. Mine was like last fucking,
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  Speaker 1: last call, 12th grade year, last week of school, fool.
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  Speaker 2: Was it like a prank? Like senior prank?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: You have to fuck Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: Casi, casi, wey. It was a little desperate. I've shared
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  Speaker 1: this story before, dog. Was she a fat girl? She was.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, Jerry. She was a little chunky. 10th grader, bro,
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  Speaker 1: like not even a senior. I just knew that she
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  Speaker 1: got around and she liked to have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: And then someone told me like, hey, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: things you're cute. I'm like, me, dog? Oh, for what?
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  Speaker 1: And then so I started kind of hanging out with her,
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  Speaker 1: buying her stuff, lunch, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you paid for pussy?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much, dog, in high school.
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  Speaker 4: This girl was like a premature prostitute.
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  Speaker 1: And I had sex on campus, fool.
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  Speaker 5: In the elevator, bro, where the special ed kids go up.
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  Speaker 1: So I had a homie who's a janitor, who's a janitor,
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  Speaker 1: he gave me the elevator key, dog. Oh, he's a perv.
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  Speaker 1: So that fool gave me the elevator key, and I
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  Speaker 1: told him, hey, if I'm going to take this girl,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I want to go behind the bungalow, whatever
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  Speaker 1: the fuck. He's like, nah, nah, I got you, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the key. And it's literally an elevator room. So
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  Speaker 1: when you go into the elevator, there's a room. You
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  Speaker 1: lock the door behind you and then you wait for
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  Speaker 1: the elevator in that little room.
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  Speaker 2: Is that how they take the special ed kids up
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  Speaker 2: to different floors?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So there's special ed kids outside the door just.
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  Speaker 1: They can't take the stairs?
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  Speaker 4: They're not allowed to?
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's some kids in fucking wheelchairs and shit, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Some special ed ones, dog. You know, with the little
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  Speaker 1: fucking walkers and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so.
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  Speaker 1: So, wow, those kids.
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  Speaker 2: Just a transportation thing, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the girl with Moni... And especially kids are morning,
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  Speaker 1: so the sound was like... Yeah, like everything's normal. It
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  Speaker 1: was even, it was even. It was even normal. Like,
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  Speaker 1: nothing's going on here, dog. Just especially kids waiting for
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  Speaker 1: the elevator. You hear that food downstairs? She has it bad.
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  Speaker 1: You know? That's a good answer to her.
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  Speaker 2: How close were you to the janitor? How old is
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  Speaker 2: the janitor?
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  Speaker 1: So what happened with the janitors that I had?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question, big dog. Thank you. So I
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  Speaker 1: got caught for shot lifting at JCPenney when I was
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  Speaker 1: like 16 years old. I got shot. I got caught
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  Speaker 1: for shot lifting at JCPenney. So they gave me community service.
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  Speaker 1: My community service was at the school, at the high
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  Speaker 1: school that I went to. I was like in 10th
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  Speaker 1: grade at the time. And I had to clean up
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  Speaker 1: this whole school after school. So my job, I was
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  Speaker 1: like basically a janitor assistant, fool. So I was cleaning up,
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  Speaker 1: mopping up, fool. I was getting the gum out of
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  Speaker 1: the fucking desks, you know, cleaning the fucking hallways up,
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  Speaker 1: scrubbing the hallways. So I became friends.
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  Speaker 4: With the janitors.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're with them the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, they were young dudes. They're like
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  Speaker 1: in their 20s and shit. So they were very cool.
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  Speaker 1: They were cool with me, but they made my ass work, dawg. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was going to have just a chill
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  Speaker 1: kickback time. They actually made my ass fucking scrub those walls,
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  Speaker 1: scrub the toilets, dawg, everything. Because yeah, I'm doing their job, basically.
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  Speaker 4: All the shit they didn't want to do, I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 4: The more you do, the less they do.
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  Speaker 2: But they also helped you lose your virginity.
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  Speaker 1: Claro. No, they gave me gate keys. I had gate keys.
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  Speaker 1: I had keys to the whole school, fool. Like, I
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  Speaker 1: could go into any... I used to use the teacher's bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: I had the teacher's bathroom key, dog. Had every gate key,
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  Speaker 1: like back gates, lighting gate, every gate of the... I
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  Speaker 1: had all the keys, dog. Yeah. And so I used
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  Speaker 1: to be able to walk in and out of the
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  Speaker 1: school all day, fool.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot of power for a child to have.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was. It was.
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  Speaker 2: That's like finding out you have superpowers as a kid,
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  Speaker 2: you know?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, people knew about my shit, having all the keys
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  Speaker 1: for hours and hours, man.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, that's the fool with all the keys. That's the
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  Speaker 4: fool with all the keys.
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  Speaker 1: You just be like... The teachers part the fact that
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  Speaker 1: it took you to.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck a fat girl can about a car in high
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  Speaker 5: school I want to fucking wait.
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  Speaker 1: And all I used to park I used to drive
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  Speaker 1: Senior year Damn bro Park in the teacher's.
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  Speaker 2: Parking lot The fact that It took you to fuck
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  Speaker 2: a fat girl Cause if I had a car in
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  Speaker 2: high school I would've fucked way more bitches Than I.
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  Speaker 4: Did Oh honestly yeah for sure So you weren't fucking
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  Speaker 4: out And you had.
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  Speaker 1: A car What type of car was it? Actually in
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  Speaker 1: high school It doesn't matter It doesn't matter It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter You guys fools You wanna talk about being an
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  Speaker 1: old head This is how much of an old head
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  Speaker 1: I had Maybe you could look up the car fool
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  Speaker 1: I had a 1979 Mercury Sapphire for Z-Y, no, Z-E-P-H-Y-R.
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  Speaker 1: The closest person here to your age is Humberto.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I had right there, fool.
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  Speaker 3: My shit was brown, fool. Actually, this looked like you
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: were kidnapping bitches.
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  Speaker 2: That's the pimp car in, like, San Andreas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that brown one right there, fool. Like, basically.
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  Speaker 4: That's that Jeffrey Dahmer whip right there, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, it is like that. One of those babies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was a line shot, bro. We called it the
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  Speaker 1: Donnie Brosco car, fool.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, was that the one?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Donnie Brosco car. Why didn't you fuck the fucker
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  Speaker 1: on this one? Because I don't want to be going
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  Speaker 1: out with her. Like, I don't want to be seen
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  Speaker 1: in public. Because she's fat. You know, she was. Was
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  Speaker 1: she ugly?
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  Speaker 2: Give me an example. Like Narciso Monique. Well, they're both
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: slimming down. I'm not slimming down.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to describe it. How about this?
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  Speaker 2: Pre-Duno?
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  Speaker 4: Pre-Duno Perritos tour? Or Duno now?
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  Speaker 1: No, she had a neck. She definitely had a neck.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so what are we talking about?
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  Speaker 1: In between? Yeah. I think about where you're at right now, fool.
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  Speaker 1: Like this big, fool.
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  Speaker 2: She was like 180?
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  Speaker 1: Like this big. This isn't bad, though.
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  Speaker 4: I could pop out with this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like 160 maybe? Because she's also.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what's fat to you?
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  Speaker 1: She's also in 10th grade.
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  Speaker 2: 160 is fat for a girl.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'd be more worried about the 10th grade
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  Speaker 4: than the weight.
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  Speaker 1: No, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: They're in high school together. I was 17 also. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God, bro. I was 17.
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  Speaker 2: Jakarta.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it. When you were a senior, there was no
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  Speaker 1: telling me to be like, yeah, I'm down.
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  Speaker 2: I was cracking freshman when I was a senior. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I'm not lying. If you were a
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  Speaker 2: senior and tried to crack a freshman. Yeah, but you're
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  Speaker 2: pretty maniacs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are maniacs. I was a senior. I had
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  Speaker 1: a freshman girlfriend, but she was like the baddest freshman
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  Speaker 1: of them all. She was like tall and shit. But
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: nothing ever happened. We just made out.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: She looked good, boy. Yeah, that's pretty active. Damn, whatever
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: happened to that girl? You never ran into her? No.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Soon after that, I kind of cut her off, dude.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: I felt bad because she started to really like me. Fortunately,
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: I was graduating in the week or so.
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: She had to stay.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Once I graduated, that's it, dog. But I remember when
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: she gave me a graduation present, and it was a
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: cartoon back in those, we're talking about the 90s, we're 98.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: We're talking about, she had like a pinche stencil. Shirt
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: of us both full like in a cartoon.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Yo! Hey, but your dick game is crazy, bro. Wait, wait, wait.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Did he give her one of your tickets for her graduation?
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: No, no, she didn't come to my grocery store.
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: She gave me, that was my present. She gave me
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: a present, like she gave me a gift back, like
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: the week after she gave it, she.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Brought a gift. Wait, so were you guys holding hands
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: in the hallway? Nah, nah.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Was it like grease back in the day?
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: La neta, no. I'm looking back right now, me estoy acordando,
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: and it was pretty embarrassing. My friends found out, and
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: they would always make fun of me and stuff like that.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: They just thought I was pretty desperate. That the fact
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: that I really- Well, you were pretty desperate. You were desperate.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: We all were in high school.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. I'm going to be honest with you. I
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: wasn't the prettiest guy either, fool. I wasn't gaining girls
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: like that, fool. So it was one of those situations
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: where like, dude, this chick wanted me. She was down.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: She wasn't a virgin. So I heard she had already
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: done it before. So I knew I had my chances
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: were good. She's done the deed. That was you, bro. Yeah, yeah. No,
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, she came pretty forward. She was pretty forward, dog. Like, yo,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: what's up? You want to do this? Let's kick it.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Where do you want to hang out? Where do you
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: want to go? Wait for me after school. We go
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: back here. Damn, bitch was thirsty. No, she was down.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: She was down. She was hungry for the fucking children.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: She's probably a great mother now.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: See, wait. Dude, I don't remember her name, fool, because
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: I blocked a lot of that out of my life
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: after a while. I wasn't proud of it, fool. I
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: wasn't proud of it. I'm going, I'm pitching shit back
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: He mentally trained himself to forget about that time. That's
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: fucking sick. I don't think it was because he lost
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: to Virginia. I think Jerry has a thing against fat girls.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: I just didn't like the way he was sounding.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: For sure, for sure. I wish it was about love.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: It wasn't, Don.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: You for sure have played around with more fat women, right?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fool, yeah. You know what? I find the beauty
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: in every girl and everything, bro.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, shut the fuck up, bro. That's the shit.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: That's my beauty in everything I see.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: I hate motherfuckers.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: By the way, I'm a feminist. Can someone give me
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: some fucking pussy?
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: It's facts, though, because I was a late bloomer, big dog.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't sleep around.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Once after I had sex, I didn't have sex again
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: for a couple years.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Same here, bro.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: I was like 20, dog.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I was trying. Don't get me wrong. I was trying.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I was rounding the bases. I was kissing. I was
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: making out. I was grinding, dry humping.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: I was doing everything but sex. You're just in the
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: club like this?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: It was like, oh. For one time, I was with
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: this chick. She had black jeans on, fool. And I was, like,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: dry humping her. And I had blue jeans. And all
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: my shit was, like, all black right here, fool. Oh,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: we know what it was, fool.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: It's because the jeans were from the alleys.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: From the pantalones, fool. From the pantalones. Oh, I thought, like,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: you netted in your pants. And it was just a
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: huge wet spot. And that probably didn't help, too. But
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: it just made it a little harder. But I remember. Wait, Jakarta.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Wait, Jakarta.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: When you had sex, you never had sex again? I
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: had sex. When I had sex, it was, like, 11th grade.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Then I had sex again probably like three years after.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, So it was a one and done, she
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: never came back? Rob Markman, No, I was fucking her
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: for like a little bit. And then we just stopped talking.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: And then I- Rob Markman, Oh, and then she cheated
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: on you? Rob Markman, Okay.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I guess, bitch. Why'd you have to bring that up?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Well, she cheated on you with your homie's cousin.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Yeah, with my homie's cousin. Is there anything
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: else you want to talk about? Probably another embarrassing moment.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: A little heartbreaking situation you'd like.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: To bring up?
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Literally, come on.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: I know you have one more in you, right?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: No, the reason I remember this girl is because your.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Homie called me. Yeah, she's a fucking whore. Yeah, but
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: my homie called me. He was like, yo, bro, the
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: bitch you're fucking with's at my house. I'm literally looking
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: at this bitch right now. I think my cousin's going
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: to fuck her. The cousin fucked her.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: And ever since.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Then, that's the day I started to know like, bro,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I could actually beat the shit out of women, you know?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: So now I just started applying pressure. Any bitch that
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: disses me, I just suck her.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: She's right in her shit. I had the same situation
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: out of high school. I was literally 19 years old.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I was about to beat the shit out of her.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Literally with a cousin as well. Same situation, fool. My
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: cousin and I were neighbors, fool. Oh, no, no, no, no.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, not my cousin. My homie's cousin.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Your cousin? My cousin's cousin, fool.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I think you shared this situation with somebody
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: else in this room.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this motherfucker. Dude, I was so excited about this
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: girl I was dating, fool. She was beautiful, dog. One
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: of the prettiest girls ever. So was this when you
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: were a virgin? So no, no, this is out of
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: high school. Okay. So now I'm out of high school, fool.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like 18, 19. Now I'm talking to girls. And
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: then I meet a girl on our same block. How
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: are you meeting girls at the moment?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Because, Jerry, how do the old grown folks used to
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: meet girls back then?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: We're outside, fool. Literally, we're walking around, bro.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: So I grew up at Huntington Park, California.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Huntington Park.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: 58th Street, homie.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: And right by our house where we grew up, there
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: was a school, an elementary school, where all the guys,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: all the people used to hang out there after school.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: We used to just jump into the school and play basketball.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: After school, like after four o'clock. This was our recruitment
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: mode right outside of the school. When elementary school closed,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: it was actually a special needs school, so it used
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: to close down and we used to all jump into
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: the campus.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: All the skaters used to be there, they used to
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: have fellow rams.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: We used to throw the football around like shit.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was like, oh, late night.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, from 4 p.m.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: To like 10 p.m., dog. Everybody was kicking it. We
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: would go kick it in there at the school.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: But the school's locked at this point, right?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: All the neighborhood chicks would come through. Everyone's just hanging
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: out and stuff. So I met this one chick.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Back in the night. In the 90s, eh?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Talking about 99, big dog. Hey, caiga home.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Girl, let me talk to you right here by the
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: water fountain.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, la ruca, come here, eh?
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: That's how you spoke back in the day.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we did, dog.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: That's my ruca.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: That's my ruca, eh? That's sick, bro.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: So then there was a girl you were crazy about.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: So I was crazy about her. We were vibing, we
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: were talking.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: She was a neighborhood chick? Yeah, neighborhood fool. Yesenia, bro.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Beautiful dog. Yesenia. Yesenia. The one that got away, dog.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: So I used to walk with her everywhere, walk her
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: to her house at night when it got dark, kick kids,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: make her laugh, fool. We used to share stuff.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: You guys were walking to school.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Fool, this and that, bro. And then things are going
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: great for like a week. We made out, bro.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Everything was awesome.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: We were like, oh shit, this is the one, dog.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: This is the fucking one. And sure enough, dog, within
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: a week, my cousin lives on the same block, knows
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: the same people. He's like, hey, bro. You know, he
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: knew I liked her, but he didn't know that I
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: was with her. He's like, hey, bro, you know, hey, fool,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: you still like that girl, Yesenia? I'm like, yeah, bro,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: it's like the love of my life, fool. Oh, shit,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: she actually just left my house, fool. She just came through.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: We fucking kicked it. We watched the movie, fucking fingered
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: her a little bit. And she's like, she's like, she's
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: told me how much, she told me that she likes me.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, cool, I like you, too. Like,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? I'm down. And they just, like, made out.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And she could just hear my heart just... What's the deal?
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  Speaker 1: Clip it? Fuck you.
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• 20:09
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• 20:17
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  Speaker 1: There you go, baby. Break it into a million pieces.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: But that's not really your cousin's fault. He didn't know
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: that you were boning her. Well, I never had technically
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: boned her. No, no, no. Bobby made out with her.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Made out. Yeah, he didn't even know. But he knew
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: that I liked her.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: How old were you?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: He knew that I liked her, but I was 18.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: My cousin's like a year older than me, 19.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I had free games, Bob. She was free game.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: She was free game, dawg. I couldn't get mad at
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: my cousin because I just got mad at her. I
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: was so mad at her before I cried.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Well, technically you could be mad at your cousin because
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: who owes you the loyalty of your cousin?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Your cousin, yeah. But yet again, but yet again.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: A bitch going to do what a bitch do.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: A bitch going to do what a bitch going to do.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: That's why we don't trust no bitches.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the women are good. I'm going to be honest.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: If I really like a girl, and let's say, bro.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: You have to make it clear.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: He knew that I liked her. He knew that I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: liked her a lot.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: If I like a woman, if I like a woman
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: and my homies know about the girl, you make it
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: clear on point, hey, bro, I'm going to make that
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: girl my bitch. It's kind of like, in a sense,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: calling dibs. Although, dibs don't really matter if the bitch
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: don't fuck with you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Correct. That's period.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, she didn't fuck with me, dog.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: You know what she did?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: She macked it with you. Or maybe she was just
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: macking it with everybody. She wouldn't fuck this cousin. She
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: could have been macking it all around the street. HP's
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: fine as hoe.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go as far as saying that we're
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: technically together, fool.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, my.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, what a fuck.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Technically together is kind of crazy.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Technically together is kind of crazy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Basically, I mean, we're holding hands. I met
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: her parents, fool. I did all that shit, dog. Jakarta,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: they're the 90s.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: They're holding hands in the special ed school. There's business
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: right here.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: It's a big deal, bro. It's a big deal.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Right before marriage, holding hands in special ed school.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I've seen the girl like.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: That fucking Jerry G's hiding out there.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dead ass, bro.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: So your cousin is an asshole then?
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was mad at him for a while, but
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: it was.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I just... You keep fucking after? I was just mad. No, honestly,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. No, no, no. She broke my heart, bro. No,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: that he... No, he didn't. He didn't. He didn't keep
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: fucking with her afterwards. Because I told him, hey, fool,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Hey, fool, what the fuck? My bad, bro.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: My bad. Fuck that bitch. Fuck that bitch. Fuck that bitch.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: She came over. I didn't even ask her to come over.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: She literally came over. Can I just say one thing?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: That's not like such 90s shit like the bitch just
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: pulled up. The fact he called you, the fact he
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: calls you afterwards though and not before is kind of like, bruh.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It was afterwards.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Why would he call you after the dinner's done? This
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: food could have called you before.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: You get me?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I don't get what you're saying, though. He's going to
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, I know you like the girl. She's
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: at my house. You want me to kick this bitch
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: out or something? But even if he would, the cousin is...
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: He's on the run. Because one, he's going to call you.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Jerry should have fucked with him. If my bitch even
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: pulls up.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: To Jakarta's crib, Correct. Why would she come to my house?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: No, I'm giving an example.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: But why would your girl come to my house?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I don't live alone.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: She pulled up to my mom's house? Just say that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: But it's still new to those. It's not the actual girl.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: It's a girl you've been talking to.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck if me and the bitch,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: if I said, bless you. But when I see a
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: bitch at the club and we walk out the club together.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: That's your girl.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: And we're going to go parking lot pimp. And she
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: decides to come in my car. That is my bitch
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: for the rest of the night until I say it's
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: not my bitch.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: If I'm at the comedy club and the bitch comes
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: to the meet and greet and she kicks it and
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: she says, I'm going to wait and kick it. That
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: is my bitch for the night. I don't care if
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: that bitch sucks dick after midnight after that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: You're right. That's a good point.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: So, I think the fact that the girl even went
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: to your cousin's house, that bitch lost all respect.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: My cousin?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Bitch, you could have fucked one of my homies, my cousin.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: You fucked Primo Hermano?
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Hey, Mr.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Primo Hermano, man. Very disappointed in you, by the way. Yeah, fool.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Only a finger blast?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, dude.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: But you gotta look at it in this perspective. Now,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: the cousin would have lost either way. Because if he
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: caught Jerry, Jerry still probably would have been mad.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, you were lying.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: You didn't tell me she was coming. And then he
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: would have gotten no pussy. But he's like, basically, like,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: ask questions later.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: He bowed her. That's what we knew.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: That's what we knew. And then he was like, Jerry's
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: going to forgive me. We're young. We're family.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: We're family.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. He thought he was doing me a favor. Like, hey,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: fuck that bitch, dog. She's a slut, dog. Let her
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: go kind of shit. After she fucking. Yeah, after she fucking.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to do this, but I had to
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: do it for you, bro. You're welcome.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Dude, I think he said those same words, bro.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I think he.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Said something like... You think I wanted to do this?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: He said something like, as I was fingering her, I
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: felt like, I wonder if Jerry's still talking to her.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: As I was fingering her, he told me that. And
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: that's when I decided to call you after she left.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Just to make sure if you're still talking to her.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, motherfucker. I just... You just saw me
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: with her yesterday. What are you talking about? I was
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: fucking with her yesterday.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: He's on the phone with Jerry like, bro, you're welcome, bro.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm helping you, bro.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: He mind fucked me a little bit.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: At the end, he's like, thank you, bro.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I appreciate that, fool.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Whatever happened to her? You never saw her again? Around
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood and stuff like that, things got really weird.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I confronted her.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I told her, hey, what the fuck?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I like him.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: What can I tell you?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I like him. I like both of you. I like
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: both of you. Am I wrong for liking both of you? Yes, bitch.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: You're wrong.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You know what? We should give her her respects, though.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: She's an honest woman. I'm just going to say that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Honest ho is still a ho.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Andrea, do women call dibs like how men call dibs?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: If you're leaving the club with a man, and let's say, right,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: because of how we said it, we're all leaving the club,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: the woman go like, hey, you know what?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I want him. I want him.
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: For sure.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: And then tell their homegirls?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And it's disrespectful.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Like, if you even try or you're getting too close.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. Leaving the club? Leaving the club?
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Even leaving the club?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: You're telling me if we leave the club and let's
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: say we're all lit. And you end up knocking out.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: And then your homegirl's right there. She's so drinky with her.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Then I bone your homegirl.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong?
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: You're wrong.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Even though you liked her?
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, you're wrong.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: I can't believe you asked that. Yeah, you're wrong. Wait,
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: is she or are you guys together?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: No, we just met at the club. We just left
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: the club.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, your homegirl's wrong.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know. No, no, no.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your homegirl's wrong.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: They're not him. No. If you left the club, it's
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: just a party situation, whatever happens.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. And it doesn't matter.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: We were dancing together. We were together.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you knocked out.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: But you knocked out. Knocked both your homies. And what
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: did Kobe say?
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: What did Kobe say?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Job's not finished.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Job's not finished. You should have stayed up, papa.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Jakarta. Jakarta. I would be mad at my friend.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, 100%. But for what? You have to be my friend.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: She's a whore. Your friend's a whore.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: We just met that for a couple hours.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't matter.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: No, I totally understand because I am the type of guy.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: You know what it is with that? It says it
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: works sometimes. Some of the homies bone this.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Bitch and he's like, oh. Fell asleep. Sorry. He fell
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: asleep early, though. Fell asleep early.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I am full.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Jakarta.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Some people go to the bathroom and they get their
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: bitches boned.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask Jakarta. I want you guys to
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: be completely honest.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I'm the type of guy that gets drunk and goes
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: to sleep, right? Correct, yes. You're telling me when I
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: have a gang of bitches and I knock out, even
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: if I was talking to one bitch the whole night,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: you're telling me none of the homies are on the bitch?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Free game, free game.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Exactly. It's a rebound. Yeah. My certified dick knocked out.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Let me get some. Yeah. Yeah, what if she still
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: wants to hook up with someone? Andrea, you can't be
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: mad at your homegirl. You could.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, I could.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: You could. No, no.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Your homegirl is someone you can definitely get mad at.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be mad at her.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Girls operate in a different way than men do.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: We're men.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: We're stronger.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Mentally stronger.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Jakarta, if you were mad at a gang of bitches. Correct.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: And the bitch that I claim, so-called claim, Andres Foster.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: We're done with the podcast. I would never do it
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: with you. I would literally block Andres.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Jakarta, Jakarta, hear me out.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not done.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: And I know sometimes he be on some shit.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: He be peeking.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: You know, he's a shark.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: He's a shark. He's a shark.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: He's a shark.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Andres, Andres, Andres like seen, like, like, like, like if
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: that was one of the homies cheating a bitch around,
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: he'll be like, I got you.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: But yet again, you can't blame a great white for
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: being a great white. You know what I'm saying?
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: That's the dog. Continue what you were saying.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: You're telling me if you invite a gang of bitches.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: And then the girl you really like calls you and
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: then you have to go with her.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Okay. So my bitch calls me.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Your bitch calls you?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Okay. And you go to the room. I'm leaving. I'm going. Yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Because you know the weird shit, like one of the
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: women talks to her on the phone all night.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I like her a lot. Okay. And that's
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: all the bitches you invited. And the girl that you
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: were dating, I watched. You know your girl. It's right there. Okay.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Hypothetical situation. I love you, girl. Whoa.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: And then me and Andres are one of us bones
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: a bitch. You going to be mad at us? No,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I have a bitch. Are we talking about a situation
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: where I don't have a bitch?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: No, no, you ain't with the bitch. All right, chill out, bro.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be mad for a game, buddy.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: For a game.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: But we are not women.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: It is different when you have a girlfriend already, dog.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, like, go ahead, take one,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: take it, take it. You guys are playing.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: A really crazy game right now, guys.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just fucking up. No, no, that's... What? I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I literally have no idea what you're talking about. But
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: hypotheticals wise, let's say, for example, here, I'm going to
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: dump down the situation.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. JG, I'm with you right here, okay, buddy? Okay.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: So let's say me and you do Juno.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Juno, Juno, Juno.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: So we leave the club. It's me and you.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: We bring How many bitches? You got to give me
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: the exact amount of girls.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Four girls.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Four girls.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: So it's two, four. Two and two. I don't know.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll go to your house. We're inviting more homies.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Four girls. Four girls. Can you give me the very...
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Do you invite the great white shark? Do you invite him? No, no.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: You don't... Knowing him? Knowing him? He's already outside of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: dudehood right there. Knowing him, he's driving a car.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you how much of a demon
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Andres is. Andres is such a demon, he'll be like...
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't trip, I will get the stuff. Like
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: he's just, he's a, you know what he is for?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: He's a mystery man.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: And you know what's crazy?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: When they know the man's coming through with the stuff,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: automatically he's cool.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Because he's bringing the stuff. Who are we waiting for?
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: The man, the man that what? The man that got
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: the stuff.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: And Andres also has a better tolerance than me and
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Jakarta when it comes to drinking. Andres is like a tío.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Andres is young.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: He's about to run a marathon. But he could drink.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: But then there's a barrier he breaks when he drinks
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: where we start doing yayo and stuff. I'm saying before that,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Andres and Beto are different.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Their livers are literally Dios. No, me too. I can't
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: hang like that no more.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I've been with Jerry G. Andres hangs more. Jerry G's
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: been in this area 20 plus years longer than Andres.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Jerry G's a motherfucker to hang with. He's a good time. No,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: but Jerry G's just like Dunoski. Jerry, after a couple shots,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: he has to go outside, throw up, and he goes home. Yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I got laid down for a little bit, for sure.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I got laid down every single night. Okay, okay.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: So Andres will be like, I'll be like, hey, man,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: who's going to get the ball? Andres will be like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I'll go.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: And he takes off alone, right? And then he's a
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: mystery man.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Andres is gone.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: He knows the exact lyrics.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Now all the girls are just thinking about it. All
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: the girls are like, oh, where's Oscar?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's coming. And then Andres pulls up
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: and then he shows off his muscle. He doesn't call
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: nobody to go help him with the white clothes. He
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: walks in with four packs and a bottle. Oh, thank you.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way. I open up the packs.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you want one? Yeah. What a punk bitch.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, you want some money?
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Sell me. Nah, nah, nah. He'd be like, nah, nah, nah.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I got it. Next day, hey, tell me what's happening.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: So then he's a great one.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, so then 4-2.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: So now it's 3-2.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: It's like, okay, because take two.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I fall asleep. Okay.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Or my bitch calls me and I leave.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I leave. So now it's you.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: This situation, do you have a girl or are you single?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: No, he has a girl. This just happened, actually.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: You're a fucking idiot. This just happened.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: This actually just happened.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: In this situation, I don't have a shorty, but let's
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: say I fell asleep.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: And now there's two, three girls remaining.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: How many? I thought it was four.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, before, but he already took one. Okay, so there's
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: three girls.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, three girls. The one that I claim.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Is still up and alive. Still up and alive. And
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: she's turning up, turning up, turning up. And she wants
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: to hop on you. I can't get mad. You get
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? I can't get mad at you. I
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: could get mad at her and be like, she's a whore.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Can the hypothetical go with me having an orgy or no?
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Hey, if anyone could do it, it's you. When did
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: you do the last one?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Two weeks ago? A week ago?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Orgy?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: I wish it was one week ago.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Orgy? Jesus Christ.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Have any of your homies wanted to do a threesome
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: with you?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Isn't that a weird thing?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: It's a little weird, bro. He's invited me to see
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: his dick. He wants to see my.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Dick at the same time. He wants you to see
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: him get pleasure. That's kind of weird. Another question I
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: have to ask for you. Is it gay if, let's say,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I have a video of me getting my dick sucked
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: by a woman? You could clearly see my cock. Say it.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Say it. I think it's crazy. Yeah. If you can't
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: clearly see your penis, it is gay, dog.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: But I'm showing you.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: It's weird, right? Yeah, it's weird.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see your penis, bro, at any point.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Him and him, they don't think it's weird. So what
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: they do is.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: No, I just don't want to see the penis. I
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: don't mind seeing you getting orally pleasured. As long as
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I see.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: No, that's a problem, too.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: 90% of the woman... I want to see 90% of
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: the woman.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: That's a huge problem.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: You're acting like the video that's going to be shown
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to you is just like the meat getting slapped on
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: the face. Yeah. You know what it is?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: You know what it is for that he's so sick
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: in the mind because he watches a lot of what
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I put on.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: My feed that he thinks like I'm a porn star.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I don't even have that much dick.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: From you to me. Yeah, right.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: How are you when you get your dicks sucked? You're
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: not like this?
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Jakarta, you don't hold it like that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I don't hold it at all. Like this.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I don't hold it at all. Jakarta's like this with pizzas.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little tweezers.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Sometimes when I'm lazy to jerk my dick off, I
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: just rub the tip like this, kind of like a clip.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Like a clip.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: And it just works for me.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Like a clip.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: It's an innie? It's an innie.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: And I think that's how I'd be like, I'd be like, oh, damn. Oh, yeah,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: no wonder it feels so good for girls to finger themselves,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: you know? I'd just be rubbing my clit like this.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: That's a little tough one, huh?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, poor you, dog.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: White people comedy, guys. White people comedy.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Did you know the difference in white people comedy? and
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: black people comedy?
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Well, first, do you think there's a difference between white
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: people and black people, just in general?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you would think, right?
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: There is, yeah, full, yeah, full, of course there is.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Who are we kidding?
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Hey, we're just asking you the question, buddy.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Chill out, man. Do you think it's genetically? Yeah, like
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: you're born black genetically or you're born white genetically. Big dog, yeah, yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: This is retarded. He doesn't know what genetics are. He's like,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: do you think it's genetic?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch, obviously.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Do you think their DNA is different? Can you hear me? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, their DNA is definitely different. I can tell you why, though.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. You want me to tell you why? Go ahead.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: All right, so white people think they're the master race, right?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: So their DNA, they're all grouped up together. Everyone's okay.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Black people, so what the white people say is, I
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: can't continue with this joke. It's actually very racist and
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I don't feel comfortable saying racism right now. It was
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: like black people steal DNA. It was just a little
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: funny thing. I just noticed I'm not really good at
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: the comedian structure jokes. So I'd probably need you guys.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: But you were getting there. You had me before.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: The setup was pretty good.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: So that's what it is.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: So now that I'm learning about comedy, I've been trying
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: to deal with the setups. My punchlines just aren't really there.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: You're all set up, no punchline.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: All set up, no punchline. What do we call that
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: in the comedy? It's called fucking trash.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: But that's what most beginners are, fool.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Most beginners are just like, they just have thoughts, random
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: thoughts that go nowhere. But they're funny thoughts, fool.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: So how long does it, like when you were just
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: starting up, like even for both of you guys, if
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: you guys had something that you thought was remotely funny,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: You're just working around that phrase?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: You know, it's going to sound cheesy, bro, but sometimes, like,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: this is not even the right advice, but this sometimes
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: worked for me, where, like, I thought of the punchline first,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: and then I worked backwards, dog.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, like, here's an old joke I used to do.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I don't even do the joke about my dad being
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: a ghostbuster. I thought my dad was a ghostbuster. It
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: turned out he was just a leaf blower, man. Right?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: So I used to think the leaf blower man is funny.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: So I had to like work my way backwards because
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I thought leaf blower man was a funny thing, right?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: My dad's a leaf blower.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: But even the great Jerry G has done terrible.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. That's not a good example. That's not
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: an example of coming up with a punchline first, then
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: doing the center. Are you still working on your avocado joke? No,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I've dropped it, fool. I dropped it a long time ago.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: What is it? What's your avocado joke? Okay, let me
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: tell you. Let me tell you. What's up? We're in St.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Louis.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: And when you do comedy, not all shows, like as
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: much as you've been blessed this year, we've been exposed
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: with sold out shows.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: You're not always going to have those.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. And last year, Marty.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: We're trying a new market.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: The great Marty. The great Marty Mar.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: The great Marty Mantia loves doing shit in the middle
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: of St.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Louis on a Wednesday. Yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: St.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Louis is? Missouri. Missouri. Okay.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: So we went to St. Louis on a Wednesday.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Mad random by the way 70 people at the crowd
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: tops tops right so it's gonna be actually.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Great crowd though so.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: 70 people out of 300 rooms here so we get
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: there and we do we all do time and I
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: do my 25 Jerry does his 25 now it's Khan's
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: turn while Khan's on stage me and Jerry.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: There's a little side room there's a little side room
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: a small room we're like let's go over there And
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: let's go do some comedy. Let's do some open mic night.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: It's open mic night. Let's go try some jokes. So
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: we get over there.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: And then the lady just goes, fool, the gas is off, fool.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: The headline is from next door.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: The headline is from.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles, from Hollywood, California.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: And then I go up there and I bomb.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: And then Jerry goes up there and he's like, I'm
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: going to try my new avocado joke.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Bro. I tried a bunch of jokes that didn't work, dog.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I dropped every one of those fucking jokes, dog. And
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: not even a peep? No, it got awkward, fool. Yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: because people were, like, excited. They thought, oh, my God,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: these guys are from fucking L.A., dog. They just had, like,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: next door, fool. Oh, my goodness, this is going to
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: be awesome. And then I'm up there, like, yeah, fool,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: so fucking avocados, huh? What is it with avocados that
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: you just, like, one day they're good, and the next
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: day they got all rigamorist and.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: What's up with that?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I totally understand that. If you do that joke in
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: front of farmers, they're going to.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Go, what the fuck? That's a Fresno joke. Yeah. That
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: joke would kill them fucking beggars. Yeah, you just need
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: that shit to run the right crowd, I think.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: That shit was funny, dog. That shit was funny.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: But everything was a myth. So we're out there literally
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: trying out new material, trying out new jokes, but obviously
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: none of them were hateful. You're in St. Louis, Missouri
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: with St. Louis, Missouri. comedians, little altie, little white. That
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: shit was funny. I'm just not ready for that shit, though.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Missouri's in the middle of like butt fuck nowhere, right?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: The Midwest.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Midwest.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: We did Missouri and then we did St. Louis and
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: then we did Indiana.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Indianapolis. Indianapolis. fool. Indianapolis, let's see. Milwaukee was dope. Milwaukee
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: was fun, though. Bad ass, fool.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: The only thing I know about Milwaukee is.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, you meant Milwaukee.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: My girl's family came out.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Milwaukee. Oh, your girl's family's from Milwaukee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, Wisconsin.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Milwaukee was fun, though. Literally, all I know about Wisconsin
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: or Milwaukee is that 70s show was there.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Prick and... What's it called again? The
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Green Bay Packers.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They played Green Bay. They played Green Bay. Well,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: they're in Wisconsin, right?
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Isn't Ozark over there too?
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: I think Ozark's over there. Is it Green Bay, Wisconsin?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't say the Bucs and Giannis.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, Giannis Antetokounmpo. Yeah, one of my favorite fucking basketball players.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: We share a birthday.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: I'm stupid as fuck. He's not there anymore.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: He's not there no more.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: He left. Where's he at? Miami? Miami.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: But right now, the NBA is looking pretty good, and
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty happy about that.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Are you surprised that star players don't stay with their
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: teams no more? It's not about money now. It's a
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: business situation.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: What do you mean star players don't stay with their teams? Bro,
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: there was nothing else for him there, bro. Yeah. He
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: could have stayed. But I feel like once you bring
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: a chip to your team, it's okay for you to leave. Correct.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: It's okay.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: LeBron left the Cavs, came back, won a chip, and
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: then fucking dipped.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: What happened to the greats like Kobe with 20 years
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: on a team and you do legendary shit?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Well, Kobe just happened to be in a great market.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles is a market that's going to take care
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: of him as long as you're winning and you're producing.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: They're going to take care of you.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Imagine, you think Kobe would have stayed? You think Kobe
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: would have stayed if he fucking, if he hit what?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: somewhere like, for example, the Bucs?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he would have left the Bucs. He would have left, bro.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: And Kobe almost left the Lakers a couple of times, fool. Like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: he was very close to leaving. The Chicago Bulls wanted
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: him really bad. The Clippers wanted him back. And they
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: were out for him in the world, dog. It's just
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant himself decided, like... It was a difficult decision,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: but he actually stayed.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I definitely think I was right. So he could have left.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. Yeah, no, no. I'm trying
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: to say, why can't everybody be like Kobe? Kobe almost
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: left too. He was drafted by the Hornets, right? Yeah.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Drafted by the Hornets, traded to the Lakers.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, they fucked up.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, shit.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Isn't that what happened to, am I tripping or didn't
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: that happen to Michael Jordan?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Michael Jordan got drafted by the Bulls. Yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: by the Bulls.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: But he's from Charlotte. Jordan's from Charlotte. So right now
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: he's like on the board for their team. He's a
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: part owner and he's a terrible owner.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is he?
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: He's not an owner no more. He already sold his shares.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, by the way, he
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: was a terrible owner. Horrible owner. Really?
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why he was horrible. Fuck, great players
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: can't be great coaches or management. Why is that?
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Because it's... Their expectations are too big, fool.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they looked at it different. Yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: It's right, like, Luke Walton wasn't a great player, but
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: he was a smart player.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Great coach, great coach. Not a great coach. Right, he
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: was a great coach? He was not a great coach,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: but he was.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Luke Walton, right?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Luke Walton.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Yes. Not a great coach, fool.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was a good player?
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: He was a role player.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, player. Became a coach and a pretty good coach.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: You said great, fool.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Not great, fool. Let's relax.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Great is like Popovich.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fool. No, relax. Relax. Right? Like Steve Kerr is
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: a good example. Steve Kerr, that motherfucker. Was a good player.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Role player. You know, bench player, shooter, you know, whatever.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: But great coach. Great fucking coach.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Great coach.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Phil Jackson was a role player when he played one
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: of the greatest coaches of all time with 11 rings, fool.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Steve Nash.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: No, not Steve Nassau.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck it. Jason Kidd. Jason Kidd. Actually, great player.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Hall of Famer, dog. Great player and a pretty good coach. Yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I like that thing where he... Oh, what about.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: The guy for the football was a coach for the
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Clippers for a long time.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, Doc Rivers.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Doc Rivers.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, player.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Doc Rivers. Doc Rivers.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: He was a good player.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Doc Rivers is the reason why one of the biggest
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: trades didn't happen.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: What was it? Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, man. Are you talking about the Chris
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Paul Clippers? Oh, Tim Duncan.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Tim Duncan was going to go to the fucking Clippers, bro.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: It was going to be Tim Duncan.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Who am I thinking of?
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: It was going to be Tim Duncan.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Tim Duncan was going to go to the Clippers?
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: No. he was accused of set up Tim Duncan, Tim Duncan,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Doc Rivers, Tim Duncan. The point is Doc Rivers, uh, uh, uh,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: blocked the trade because Tim Duncan's wife asked if she
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: can go on, on to the games with him, like
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: on the plane. And that fool was like, nah. And
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Tim Duncan was like, Oh man, I'm not.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Going to go. Yeah. Players. Oh yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: He was like, I'm not going to go.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Oh man, right here.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Doc Rivers bought the potential trade that would have sent
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: his son, Austin Rivers, along with Jamal Crawford and Paul
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Pierce to New York.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: That's not exactly. That's not it. No, no, no, no, no.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Search up Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan with that.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan. Dude, I
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: just learned about this, too. I swear.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: I haven't heard this one, though, but it kind of
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: makes sense.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Let me see. Doug Rivers did not block a trade.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Rather, he missed out on signing Tim Duncan in a
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: free agency in 2000 because he refused to let family
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: members travel regularly with the Orlando Magic team playing. So
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: you know who it was supposed to be? It was
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: supposed to be Grant Hill, Tracy McGrady, and fucking Tim Duncan.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: That team would have taken everything, bro. That shit would
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: have beat the Lakers.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Bro, prime TMAC?
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Bro, Tim Duckey's probably one of the only dudes that
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: could go against Shaq.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Whoa, what? Are you retarded?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Dead ass?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking retarded?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Are you retarded?
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Are you dumb, bitch?
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Are you fucking stupid? They play different type of... Exactly,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if they play a different type. Bro,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: there's no one more fundamental.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Bro, I'm.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Talking to a fucking Mexican in my basketball, bro.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: This motherfucker doesn't know shit, bro. You don't know, bro.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I said he can go against him bro.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he can go play two different.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Styles of basketball. Oh my god Do you think I
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: don't know that do you think it's my first day
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: on earth nigga? I know stupid that bitch Oh, don't
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: say it Don't say that again. You stupid dumb bitch.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Don't say that two more times, you're going to get
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: me mad as fuck.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Stupid dumb bitch.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: One more time, it's over.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Dumb stupid bitch. I'm going to eat that. What I'm
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: saying is, what I'm saying is. He is hands down,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Tim Duncan is the most. I know how fucking great
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Tim Duncan is. Really, do you?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I'm a fan of that era. It doesn't seem like it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like it. But you think it. But
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: he's not going to seem like Tim Duncan was going
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: to get there and.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Just bully like. I did not say that. I did
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: not even say nearly what I said. If they're playing one-on-one, okay,
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Tim Duncan shooting-wise is going to kill him all day. Mid-range,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: he's killing Shaq. But every time Shaq's big fucking body, boom.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Do you not know what this fool Tim Duncan can
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: do in the post?
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: What he does to the post is like Johnny Sins,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: what Johnny Sins can do to a pussy. It's undeniable
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: the talent this man has. He can throw it anywhere off.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: The board and that bitch will both go inside. The
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: bank is open. The bank is open with this food
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: 24 hours out of the day. You know how at
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: 5 p.m. they close the banks? Not for Timmy D.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: They leave it open. On holidays, too. Literally.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Can I see the stat between Shaq and Tim Duncan?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Who won more games when they played against each other? Sorry, bro.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I think Tim Duncan's a beast.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: The thing is that both of you are actually correct.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Tim Duncan is the only center. I'm done. Tim Duncan
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: is the only center that can go to Toronto. One
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: of the only. One of the only. Yeah, one of
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the only players that can go to Toronto with Shaq.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Kim Olajuwon was the other one.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Omae was one of them.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Fundamentally, Tim Duncan has a different game than Shaq. Tim
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Duncan obviously will mid-range kill him all day, bro. Shaq
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: will interior base kill him all day.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Wait, hold on.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Let's read this. Tim Duncan averaged 22. Hold on. Wait.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Can I talk though?
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Cause there's no reason.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: So Tim Duncan averaged 22 points and 12.1 rebounds while
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Shaquille O'Neal averaged 21.7 and 10.6. So if my math
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: is correct, Tim Duncan's is higher.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: But I'm not sure. Yeah. Simple arithmetic. Yeah. Simple arithmetic.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: It's just statistics at the end of the day.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: No one's mad or anything. Even the assists, like, I
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: don't want the assists. I want three assists, dog.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: So are we saying.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I got him on the blocks.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: But fool, but fool, are we saying.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: One-on-one, bro, I'm taking Shaq for Tim Duncan.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, you could do that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: One-on-one, I'm taking Shaq. One-on-one, fool.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: One-on-one, I'm taking Timmy D. That's what I'm saying.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: One-on-one? No, five-on-five.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, one-on-one. I just said it.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: You stupid dumb bitch. Who's a stupid dumb bitch?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Shaq is beating Tim Duncan on a one-on-one. Who's a
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: stupid dumb bitch?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Not necessarily, fool.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you, JG.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: JG, why would you tell this bot, though? He doesn't
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: know shit. He just knows all he knows. Literally, what
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: runs through his mind when- Shut the fuck up. You're going- Kobe, Kobe,
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Staples Center. All right. I'm from L.A.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm from L.A.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know shit. He doesn't know shit. He's just
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: a dumb fat ass.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Over Tim Duncan every day. But when it comes to
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: actual statistics, bro. Oh, you don't think Jerry talk? Jerry talk.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck are you?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Shut your mouth when I'm talking. He's trying to school
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you guys. Shut up.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: You're sounding like nuts right.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Now, bro.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: There's stats in front of your face. Sounds like good.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: You sound like good. So he's talking about basketball cuz
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: guts doesn't know anything neither foremost punch down I'm Terry improv.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Yo I'm just saying let Jerry talk.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give a slight edge to Shaq only because
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: of the interior game and obviously his defensive skill for
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: he can literally block a Tim Duncan midfield mid ring
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: shot and obviously Shaq can dominate the fucking pain for
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: the post all day, bro. So slightly. But Tim Duncan
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: is smart enough where I can also see him just
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: like basically taking over the game mid-range, bro.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Can I just say one thing? And I don't know
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: if this is favoritism, but you're deciding with him in
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: the beginning and stuff.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I'm a Shaq fan.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: So it's going to be hard for me to say, oh,
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: fuck that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Tim Duncan got him. I'm a fan of Shaquille O'Neal
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Actually, when I was a child, my aunt used to
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: call me Shaquille O'Neal. So just a little fun fact
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: out there. And I am from Los Angeles, kind of
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: where we- And notice what you're mucking it for.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: With the Shaq. With the Shaq. Oh, we're grown ass
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: motherfuckers too. Yeah, exactly.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: And what I resonated with Shaquille O'Neal, both of us
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: being big as shit and black as hell. Well, dark
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: as hell, you know? I'm not that dark, but- And Muslim.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: And he's not Muslim. Well, I resonate with them, you know?
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: And I also resonate with the big man, Tim Duncan,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: because I'm a softer player. I'm a softer guy too.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And the bank is always open for me now that
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I have money.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? So- So I resonate with
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: both of them.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: But me personally, if I could just, let's say this,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: if we were starting five, myself, center would probably be,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: it's a tough one. It's a tough one. Personally, I
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: prefer it because Tim is usually on the four. Tim
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: is usually on the four than the five. But I
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: do think if they went one-on-one, I would take tip.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Five championships during the Shaq era, bro.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: So what are you talking about? You don't get it.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with fucking one of the greatest coaches of all time.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: That's correct. Oh, we have Phil Jackson, though, too, Phil.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Puff, you're putting, oh my God, Jerry, you're so full
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: of shit. Phil Jackson will definitely go right up against Popovich,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: no matter what. That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. Full,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Shaq on a one-on-one, Shaq's killing Tim Duncan. Now you're
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: putting Tim Duncan, okay, okay, so what about this? Well, Jerry,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: there's no... He's saying center. Are you saying... Are they
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: playing the four or they're playing center?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Center.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: If the shot doesn't really play the four.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Obviously. But Tim Duncan can.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Tim Duncan can play the five.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: The four and the five.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: The four and the five.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. So are we talking about the center or overall
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: the game? Overall the game, I'd say. The center. The center, fool. Okay.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: So we're talking about center?
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Who's at center is the question, Dick.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I'm picking my starting five.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: My point guard.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Off the bat.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Off the bat, Curry. Okay.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: My shooting guard, Kobe.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Okay. Or my three. Are you serious? This is like
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: a no-brainer. I'm with you on those two right now, fool.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I agree with you.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I'm literally with you on the first two.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me choose my three.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Give me a second.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: No brainer. LeBron. Yeah, okay. I was about to say.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: On my four, fuck Tim Duncan, Kevin Durant.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, fine.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: And then on my five sack, unbeatable team.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Fool, there's no way you're taking Tim Duncan over.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Can I do mine? Can I do mine? Or Jerry,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: would you like to go first? Go ahead, fool, but
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Because I'm pretty similar to yours.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's not too far. For the first, for the one,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I have Magic Johnson. That's a fact.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: That's a fact. That's a fact.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Two, I have Jordan, just because you said Kobe versus
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Beast Cubs. Three, for the three, I don't want to
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: say LeBron because I'm trying to go a little differently
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: than you.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: You can say Giannis.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: No, I wasn't even going to say Giannis. Giannis might
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: not even make the list.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Not the worst idea.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think he'll make the list.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what?
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll go Giannis on the three. For the four,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I'll have Timmy D. And then for the five, I'll
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: have Hakeem the Dream. You just want to be different.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I just want to be different.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: No, no, honestly, it might be in between Hakeem and Kareem.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised you didn't choose your fellow brother.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: That's right. They're both Muslim.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: No, I was talking about the Asian one.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Or which one are you talking about?
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, Yao Ming?
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: No.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: All right, what about you?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: No, I think I would actually go Magic Johnson. And
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I would go Steve Curry. And then play Colby in
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the number three at small forward, fool, if that's possible, doc.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Am I allowed to?
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Bro, this is a hypothetical situation. Am I allowed to
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: do that, fool?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: There's no rules. So Colby on the three?
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: We could have picked Bill Clinton if you wanted.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Hypothetical.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Wait, so you would put.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Magic number two Well, we got magic and we got Well,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying we're speaking there Who do you think
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you who do you who do you who the fuck.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Do you think you are real shit?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you Because we got magic one we got career. Yeah,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I Kobe on the three? Hold on. Let me backpedal here, dog.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to take out Curry.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. Magic, Jordan.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Okay. Magic, Jordan. Kobe on the three. Kobe on the three.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're such a punk, bitch.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fool.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why we forgot about Jordan, dude.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: I said Jordan.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm taking Kobe over Jordan any day.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Fuck Jordan. As far as the four and five, that's interchangeable. Yeah,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, right now, because we're flirting with Tim Duncan, fool.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I would like to see, like, Tim Duncan. I do
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: like Kevin Garnett. I'm not going to hate on that, fool. KG.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't say KG.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I said KD.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, Kevin Durant. I thought you said Kevin Garnett.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Fuck KG. Kevin Durant is shooting over everybody.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Facts. One of the greatest shooters, bro.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Get the fuck out.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I said facts.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: You're shooting KG over KD?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: You're so old, bro. That's some old ass shit. That's retarded.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: That's retarded.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Kevin Durant over Kevin Garnett.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a fucking drunk. I do like Kevin Durant
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: at number four, though. I do. I do like Kevin Durant.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: That's not even a fucking question, Jerry.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: That's not a question.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Well, Kevin Durant will run circles around Kevin Garnett.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: It's impossible. Exactly. He's a beast, though. He's a beast.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: He's a beast.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: So I would go with Tim Duncan.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Kevin is a gangster.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: I would go with Tim Duncan at four and Shaq
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: at five.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm fucking with that. Yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: No, you literally said that Tim Duncan's a better center
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: than Shaq.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not hitting him. I'm not hitting him. No, no, no, no.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Let me rephrase myself. I think Tim Duncan's a better
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: player than Shaq. That's just my opinion. Tim Duncan is
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: often ranked higher all time, superior longevity, and five champions, although...
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Shaquille Deneau had a more dominant peak.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I agree. That's what it comes down to, fool. Yeah,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: that's what it comes down to.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: And he's a more dominant player.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Even in a one-on-one situation that you're talking about, fool,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Shaq got Tim Duncan on short spurts, fool. If they
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: play one-on-one, how far are they playing? Are they playing
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: to seven? Are they playing to 21? If you're playing short-term,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Shaq's going to fucking dominate them. Yeah, for sure.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: If you're playing long-term, if you're trying to get to
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: 21 points.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Winner wins the 21. Now you're talking about Tim Duncan, fool,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: is going to finesse his ass throughout the whole fucking game.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Pump fakes off the glass.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: So nice.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Bro, I'm a.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: Fan of the Spurs.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: So nice.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: It's probably because you don't know who Tim Duncan is.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: So Tim Duncan, before he used to be on the Spurs,
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: they used to call him the Twin Towers. Swear.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: No gap. Right, Twin Towers? Dave Robinson.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Big ass fuck. The Admiral. Hoof.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Right. He was sick.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Who was the point guard? Tony Parker, right?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't him at that time. It was Tony? What,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Avery Johnson?
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was Avery Johnson. That's what we
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: don't give a fuck about.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: We're talking about Tony Parker.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: And then there was Bradley Bowen and shit.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: What was their starting five during that era when they
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: won five? When they won, well, it was different peaks.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they never won five straight.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: They're not in a row. I know, I know they
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: never won five straight. It was them. That's right. There
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: was an Avery Johnson era, and then there was a
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: fucking Tony Parker era. Tony Parker era, yeah. And Ginobili.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: There was an Avery Johnson, Sean Elliott era. That's one era.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: And then they rebuilt, came back.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: There was a most like.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Like European team, huh?
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Like Ginobili, Argentinian. Ginobili, Argentinian, Tony Parker, French.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fucking who else is French?
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: They even have Turkoglu for a little bit.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Turkoglu.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: They did have Turkoglu. And he's from what, Turkey?
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jakarta the punk, bitch. The fact that you even
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: thought Tim Duncan on a one-on-one.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Tim Duncan's from the fucking islands. What islands?
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: The islands of Jamaica.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Some islands. Yeah, the fact that you... Park One, Jamaica.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Catalina Islands or some shit. Catalina Islands.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Ain't no way, bro.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: There's no way. There is a way. There's a way.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: There's definitely a way.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Shaq's killing Tim Duncan every time, one-on-one.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: But I see what you're saying.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: I don't understand how they showed you... Shaq's side isn't
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: going to be.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how they showed you statistics and you're
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: still like, oh, he'll whoop his ass. He's a more
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: dominant player, but personally, I think, personally, I think I'll
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: choose Tim Duncan.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: The fact... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because even KD is way
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: better than KG. Yeah, by far.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for some reason I thought you said KG, dog.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: But no, KD, props to KD.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: But it's different.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: He's one of my least favorite players.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, Kevin Durant? I can't stand Kevin Durant. But that's
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: just a personality thing. Yeah, no, personality. Personality thing. I
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: don't like it. Is that a black thing? No, of
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: course not. But as a player, I mean, there's no doubt, bro.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: He's one of the greats. He's one of the greats.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Harden in there. What? Every player we named is better
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: than James Harden. Oh, I'm saying.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: James Harden's a dog.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jerry G loves James Harden, by the way.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: Well, only because I coached him for him. I taught
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: him a few things here and there.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: What did you teach him that he didn't know how
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: to do? The four-step travel and then shot, lean back.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: That's on me right there.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: That shit in 2K was undeniable. When I was coming
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: up in middle.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: School, he would just do the normal shot.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: I'm like, no, bro, go ahead and take that extra
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: two steps.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Make sure the ref doesn't see this. Quick shot, boom.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Have you ever made a joke about you coaching James Harden? No,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: because you know what, Phil, with all jokes aside, I'm
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: not even 100% sure, dog, because there's no proof of it,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: big dog.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: You're not sure that was James Harden?
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: No, I'm like 99% sure. The point is that I
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: don't have anything to prove to you. Like, I don't
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: have a picture.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: Or was it just a black kid and you were like,
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: he kind of looks like James Harden a little bit?
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: A lot. Like, his name was James. His name was James.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: He had the big old nostrils with the dry boogers
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: in his nose. That was James Harden. It was James Harden.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: No mas que no tengo. No, I don't have anything
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: to show you.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, you're just claiming. I'm just.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Middle school.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Carver Middle School. 2005, bro.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: James Harden went to Audubon.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: He went to both. Audubon and Carver Middle School.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: No, it only says Audubon.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Well, he went to both. I don't know.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: What was the other one called, sir?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Carver Middle School. Yeah, can you search that up? Carver?
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: Hooper Avenue Elementary School.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Carver Middle School?
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put Carver Middle School, yeah. Yeah. They did not
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: go to Carver Middle School.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: So no, James Harden did not go to Carver Middle School.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: He attended the Audubon.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not lying. See, that's what I'm telling you. I
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: can't prove it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Hooper.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Put up Hooper. Did he go to Hooper Avenue? Wait,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: maybe this was a dream you had? Did he go
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: to Hooper Avenue Elementary School? Because I also coached there,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: and I coached him as well there. This is bad, bro.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Right there. Hey. There you go. There you go. Hooper
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Avenue Elementary School. That's where I coached him. I coached
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: him at Hooper Avenue Elementary School, Don. Okay.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: How do you used to call you? Hey. Hey, coach. Hey.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I worked at Hooper Avenue from 01 to 08, Hooper
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Avenue Elementary School, which obviously James Harden attended. But I
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: also worked at the middle school. Other kids from Hooper
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: go to Carver. So I went from Hooper, I used
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: to coach at Hooper, and then I used to coach
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: at Carver. So from what I remember, I remember he
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: went to both. I remember he went to Hooper, coached
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: them there, and he also came to Carver. Apparently not.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I think this is what happened, fool. What happened is
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: that he lived near Carver Middle School but attended Audubon
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: because his parents were split up, fool. So he would
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: come hang out after school at Carver middle school So
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: you'd give him advice and he would come out and
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: play basketball with our kids after school dog He was
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: whooping after school program called woodcraft rangers LA bridges program
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: and that's where I met him and all the little
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: kids would so as I worked at Hooper and and Carver,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: and that's where I met him. That is true.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Every time somebody that I'm meeting here, they know you,
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: they're like, the fool used to coach me back in
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: the day.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I coached for a long time, fool.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: When James Harden was there, did you know, like, oh,
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: he's nice?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Jerry said that he wasn't one of the best ones.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: He wasn't one of the best ones. I remember we
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: had really good, a lot of good players on that year.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I think we came in second place. We lost to
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: a team in Watts, Gompers Middle School. We lost out there.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: And I remember that James Harden was not one of
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: the best ones. But everybody remembers James Harden. The reason
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I remember is because I remember when he was in
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: college in Arizona State. We were watching the fucking games.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: They were like, hey, fool, James Harden. And then it
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: said from South Central, Los Angeles. Fool, that's the fucking
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: kid that I coached. That's the fucking kid from Hooper
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: and Carver. I used to always say Hooper and Carver because, again,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I worked at both schools.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: You're just used to it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: He figured both schools.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: But anyways, I did coach.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Him, fool. That's sick, fool. But it didn't go anywhere.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: It didn't.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: I feel like you should still write a joke about it.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: To be honest with you, he would.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I should definitely went somewhere.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: And to be honest with you, he would remember me too, dog.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I know he would remember me, fool. If I would like...
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I saw Matt, you know, I saw Matt, fool, at
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: the Sam's house, at the strip club. Yeah, at the
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: strip club. James Harden was there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: he loves strippers.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, but the thing is that.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I was leaving because it was last call already. It
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: was like 1 o'clock, 1 something. They were closing it
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: for him. They were closing it down for him, fool.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: So they were kicking us all out. And as they
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: were kicking us out, we're heading to the parking lot.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: You see that fool pull up with his car. He
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: literally pulled up from here to the camera. And I'm like, hey, fool,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: what the fucking James up? Hey, James.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: James.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: And he's like, obviously, he just kept walking and shit. Like, oh, fuck.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: They were closing down the club for this fool, dog.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Fool, you should have been like, I used to coach you.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I wanted to yell it out, but it was.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Dog, you needed to say that. You need to grab
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: their attention.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: James, James, it's me.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: It's me, coach.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: It's me, coach.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: It's me, coach. It's Coach J right here. Insurance. Jerry, bro,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: how are you? Imagine, bro. He wouldn't remember me.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: I'm almost pretty goddamn sure.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: He didn't remember you were that close to the camera. Well,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: he didn't see me, dog. He was late. It was dark, fool.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: It was dark. He was just looking down, fool, going
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: straight in. He was going to go be a maniac, fool. Yeah,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: that is true.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: How much do you think, like, just- From what I've
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: heard from my stripper homegirls, James Harden throws that bag.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: 10 racks, 20 racks? More, I think. Yeah? Yeah. Actually,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: basketball players, but I think, but I, yeah.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: What's average, you think, for a basketball player just to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: drop in a- You want.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Me to call and ask?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think you know any, do you? No,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: I know strippers that- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, please.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: How should I ask this? What is the average for
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: a basketball player to throw?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Well, first ask, has an NBA player been to the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: strip club you work at?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for real.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: And then ask, how much did he drop?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: She could be working at a store.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: What's it called?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: For strippers, they have a union. Strippers are awake at
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: this time?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: They're awake at this time? They have a union.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: And in the union, they tell each other, oh, this
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: job is better than this one. Benefits are better here.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Do you get healthcare?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Which strip clubs?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: This is a dumb question, but do strippers still need
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: to smash the manager to get hired? No, not anymore. No, no, no.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I try to be a manager. That's not a thing anymore? Yeah, no.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: You know what confuses me about strippers? That all the
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: strippers I know, they have the same routine for their birthday.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Go to a knife dinner, either Javier's or somewhere in
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Newport Beach, and then they end up at the strip
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: club again.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: And it blows my mind.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: That's kind of like.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: But don't you think it's kind of fucking retarded? My
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: thing is, if I'm a comedian and it's my birthday,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go perform.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: To the improv, yeah. Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: You don't want to work on your birthday. If you're
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: a bartender, you don't want to go- Bartend.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: The way they see it, bro, is that they get
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: the most tips that day, fool.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: But sometimes there's a- That's how they gift them. Strippers
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: spend money on their- Birthdays.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: On their birthday. Correct. Yeah, they go all out, and
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: then they realize, damn, I spent a lot of money.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Let me get back to work. Being my birthday, people
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: are going to over-tip me. Honey.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: We're on the podcast. I'm sorry.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: What's it called? We're on the podcast.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: What's going on? Okay, we have two questions. One, what
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: is the most you've seen an.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: NBA player spend at the strip club? An NBA player?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: NBA player. National Basketball Association, the thing on TV. I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: know what that is, dude.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, just want to make sure. I don't know. Fucking
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: boobie on the trap, you're going up all the time. Okay,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: how much did he spend? Who? I don't know. 10 racks,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: 20 racks. Can you like estimate it?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: I think like one person from like all the documentaries
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: that I've watched, it was like 50,000.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to say 50 rack.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I think that's the high end.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: That's the high end.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: The knife. Okay, okay.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: And then now another question. Why do strippers end up
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: at the strip club on their birthday?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: At another strip club because it's fun.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: But that's like going to work. No, because you're not
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: going to your job. It's fun. It's a vibe. It's
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: kind of stupid, right?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: But you still get up on stage, right? Because it's
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: your birthday and you feel like you're going to.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Get over shit. No, because for my birthday.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: No, I went to Sam's last year and the year
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: before that. And do you know Yoaz was at the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: strip club too?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, but I'm not a stripper.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: So when I go, I'm enjoying it.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: It's fun. But that's like me being a comedian.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: That's like me on my birthday going to dinner on
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: Newport Beach and be like, you know what, Andres?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Right after, let's record a podcast. Or go to the
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Hollywood Improv. Do you get what I'm saying? I mean,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: it's because a strip club is fun. It's a safe place.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're already a stripper. Why would you want
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: to end up... That's like.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: That's.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: A comfort zone, dog. Maybe they just like butt.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I like butt.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: That's a good question, actually.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: Why do strippers... That's not what all strippers do. I
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: follow a lot of strippers, not because I'm horny, but
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: because they're my friends.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: They all end up at the strip club on their birthday.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Why do all strippers... This is what all strippers do
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: on their birthday. Other homegirls post them. It's never a
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: photo of them just looking nice.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: It's always a photo of them bending over with their
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: ass and their tattoos on their ass, right?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: From what I've observed, I'm doing... The algorithm don't like.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: I need to follow my strippers. They post, they go
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: to a nice dinner.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: All the girls, because strippers love showing the fact that
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: they make money, they get in a nice car, they
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: post a photo, they have a photo shoot that only
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: gets like 150 to 500 likes, and then they end
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: up at.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: The strip club. You're a dick.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: I just want to know why strippers end up at
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: the strip club on their birthday. Because it's a vibe.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: But wouldn't you want to do something else that you
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: don't do on a daily basis?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: We do that shit all the time. Take a vacation. Easy, simple,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: We do that shit all the time. Honestly, I think
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, bro, they go back
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: to their job because they feel they're going to have
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: a good time there. And because it's their birthday, people
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: are going to be throwing money at them. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: On your birthday, are you throwing money at strippers? Yes,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: I am. No, no. No, she is. I'm getting money
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: thrown at her.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: No, she's throwing money at the strippers on her birthday.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, because she's there to party.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: But for us, if we throw money on our birthday,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: that's cool because it's our birthday.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: We're spending... But it's kind of confusing, no? I mean,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: it's a vibe. Do you get up on stage on
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: your birthday as well, or you're just in the fucking
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: VIP booth?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: So I celebrate my birthday at my job, but on
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: my birthday when I have exams, I like to.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Fucking, you know, vibe, spend some money, chill.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: But my thing is, you're not fed up. If your
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: job is the strip club, you want to be at
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: the strip club on your birthday? Like, on my birthday,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: I like going to Josh's tree, hanging out by the jacuzzi.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? No,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: you guys don't.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: Bro, they're always taking trips. They're always taking trips. They're
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: always going on vacation. Maybe they just want to see
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: some booty every now and then.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Bro, leave them alone.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: They just want to be on the other side of
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: the world.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they just want to be on the other side.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: That's like being a union worker and be like, on
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: my birthday, I'm going to watch who's work. Yeah, I
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: I understand it, though. Because on my birthday, I'm going
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: to watch two girls get naked and do a podcast.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: What? Little joke. No one laughed. I just want to leave.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate that, buddy.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: That was good.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I don't get that.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: It's kind of confusing to me.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Just their comfort area.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: I think it's more of a comfort zone thing.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: On my birthday, I don't know what I'm going to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: do this year, but I'm really excited for it to come.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Is it still this year? It's this year, yeah. December.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: What you got going? I'm in a point in my
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: life where I'm not going to decide. These three are
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: going to decide. These four are going to decide. So
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I hope they set some cool shit up. What are
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: we deciding though?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Figure that out, bro.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Well, realistically, I'm more like these two are going to
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: really be hands on with it. I know this food
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: is on some too cool shit. So if he wants
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: to come, he could come. If he doesn't want to,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: it's on him. This motherfucker better be there.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Take that back. No. Too cool.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: When's the last time you did something for me for
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: my birthday? When's the last time you or any of
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: the homies did anything for me for my birthday? The
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: only one that got me a birthday.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Gift was Andrea. Yeah, Andrea.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: And you throw your own birthday parties.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: But I'm going to be honest.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: When was the last time I did something for your birthday?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. My thing is, my thing.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: Is, everybody, everybody, look, this is my biggest issue with
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: my homies.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Jerry, and you can correct me if I'm wrong.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Jerry, but right after he's done it, listen to me too, okay?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: And this comes from, and this goes to Danner, to
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: all my homies, everybody that's got me a birthday, and
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: this is why, because people always get mad why I
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: don't take them certain cool shit. I pick and choose
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: where to take homies, but there's people that don't ask
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: me for nothing and do the most for me.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Like, all my best friends from high school, All of.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Them give me gifts. All of them do all these
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: beautiful things for me. And they never want to go nowhere.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: These fools, except Andrea, because she's only, she got me.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Andrea knows my love for Harry Potter, bought me a Lego,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: brought it to me at my house.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Great gift.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it. I could have everything in the world.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: But all I want is some Legos or some cool.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: They didn't buy me a cake. Dinner, PZ, the fools
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: that like going to the clubs and partying and want
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: to meet fools.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Donnie, Donnie.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Everybody.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Everybody.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Not a birthday card. Not a birthday gift. Never took
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: me to dinner. And I'm not taking it out. I'm
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: just saying it would be nice. I feel like I
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: do just nice gestures. Like for Andres, we took him
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: to Javier's. We spent a big bag. We spent a
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: private party. We invited his mom.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I think that was beautiful. Hell yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: For Jakarta, we've done some nice things for him.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: On his birthday. Two years ago. Yeah, you guys killed it.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: We did some nice things. Two years ago.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: We threw him a party and everything. Surprise party.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Surprise party about all the homies. Can I say one thing? Yeah.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: And I know you say, I don't do stuff for
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: your birthday.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Right? Right. And I do nothing. And that's true.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: I'm giving you this right now. You have one dinner
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: to Nobu. All expenses paid from Jakarta Slam. Let's give
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Jerry, don't clap here.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, because he's doing that out of like, I'm sorry.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not sorry for shit. I'm not sorry for shit
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: and I don't take nothing back. Oh, there's a lot
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: of stuff I'm sorry about differently, but that's something totally separate.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: This specific thing, me and Andres did plan to take
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: you to Nobu, yes or no?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: And then what happened?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: The economy, some of the gas prices went up.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Just what happened? The Iran war, fool.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Remember when we said we were going to take them out?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: You don't remember?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: The original plan was to bring the choir, but you
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: couldn't get the choir on top.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: They were big bitches. We had everything planned.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: It was a surprise.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Everything was planned? None of the plans went through? None
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: of them. How did it fall apart? Well, the fucking choir,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know where they started charging a lot. They
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: tried to upcharge us.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Literally like a church choir?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: We had like a quartet, like a four feet four dude.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: The frat quartet.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: So they were going to come sing. It's not cool
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: if it didn't happen.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I know, right? The thought. But, no, no, no.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: But now, and I know this is a good time
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: for all of us because we just got paid, players.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: So literally, no boo on me.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: For you.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: If you guys want to come, you guys have to
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: pay for yourselves and drop in for his.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 8: But the part is that we have to go because
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 8: I know you don't want to drive him to your
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 8: own dinner.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: Somebody has to go.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: You heard that? And this is, look at me. Look
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: at me in my eyes. Shut the fuck up and
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: look at me in my eyes.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Look at me in my eyes.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I can't really see you, but you see me? Anything
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: you want on the menu, you can get. There's no limitations.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: What do they have there? I've never been there.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Do they have lobster? They have everything you want. I've
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: never been to Nobu, so I'm kind of excited to go.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: So right now, set a.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: Date right now when you want to go.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: When do you want to go? Tonight.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: I'm busy with my bitch. I'm with my girl. We
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: can't do tonight. Yeah, I just don't think it's fair. Tonight,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: don't you leave?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Don't you leave? And honestly, I'm more disappointed. I'm disappointed
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: in Jakarta.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Andres, I'm disappointed, but Andres really loves his own family,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: so I'm not too.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Funds weren't there, bro. Funds weren't there. But you know him, bro.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: He's struggling.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: He's working. He's going to the Dodgers game today, but
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: he didn't tell me and you, did he?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Told you. I texted the chat a long time ago. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I said you're not in the chat. So he can't
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: take you out to dinner?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I texted.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: But he will never miss a Dodgers game, right?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I texted in the chat.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: He'll never miss a Chivas game, right? I texted in
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: the chat.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Or by flight. Or by flight. Or by flight when
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Angel goes to Chivas play.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: So you didn't want to go? You were there.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: You didn't want to go on your birthday?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to go. Angel, when's your birthday? November 23rd?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, it's coming up? Andrea, Andrea, I will
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: be taking you to a nice dinner. Andrea, we will
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: be taking you to a nice dinner. What restaurant do
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: you want?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: We have to shoot the pub that day, by the way.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, this guy.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: What's up with him, bro?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Bro's dinner, though.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: So what? We can shoot seven pubs that day. Andrea's
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: getting her fucking dinner. You have a problem with that?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: You have a problem with that? Andrea hates Andrea so
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: much that he's like, I got dinner and a party
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: with a group, but he's like, but for Andrea's birthday,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: we have to shoot a pub.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: It's on Monday. Okay. It's a Monday. We stop early.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: That shit doesn't matter, Andrea.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Where do you want to go for your birthday? Where
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: do you want to go for your birthday?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Don't do this lame shit. What do
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: you want?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Say a good big boy restaurant that you want to
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: go to. Say it.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Say Andrea.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Someone by the beach. Find a place.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: She knows. I know she has a place in her
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: fucking ass. She's trying to go to Sharky's.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Women. No, I'm going to tell you right now.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you right now. Women know where
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: they want to go to their birthdays. No matter which
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: birthday it's going to be, they already know where they
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: want to go. I know you have a restaurant in
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: your head by the beach that you want to fucking
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: go to. Just say it.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Money is not an option. We get it.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Say it right now. Five, four, three, two, one. Go.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Say it right now. I don't care. Someone by the beach.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: But she's from a third world country, dick.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Somewhere by the beach. By the beach. By the beach.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: It could be Long Beach. Take your ass back to.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Just don't take Andres. She thinks football is a child.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I don't want Andres there. Well, he's going to be there.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I got to work. Oh, my God. That's how she's
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: asking for it.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Well, why are you guys always fighting? This is not.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: So, by the way, Jerry G. Big Jerry G.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Jerry G. Jonathan. She's just back. And I invited her
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: to the Dodger game. I didn't want to. What's the
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Dodger game for? What's the name? This is Godzilla. Oh
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: Bro, should I go with my.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I literally texted the... Wait, wait, Godzilla. Oh, you're Asian. Godzilla, no!
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Do you have PTSD from Godzilla, fool? Hell no.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: That's what I call my penis sometimes. Because it screams
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: so much.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Who are you going with? I wanted a Godzilla one too, dog.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: See if you can fucking come up with an extra one.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Let me know. I can probably get an extra one.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: Can you get one for me?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Wait, who are you going with?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Where are you going with? I'm going with Chris. I'll
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: buy it out for you, dog. Don't worry about it, fool.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: How about this? How about this? Who, your best friend?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Fucking gay. Well, fool, who are you going with? I'm
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: not going to the game. I have plans tonight. What
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: was your plan with your hyena tonight? Probably go eat.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: That's all we do. Oh, you love, love, huh, fool?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: It's going pretty good right now.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: How long has it been? Like two months. Does she
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: know you caught her bitch? Nah. No?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: I would never call her a bitch in public.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: No. Nah, but like.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: That's my little bitch, you know? It's cool, it's cool.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: It's going pretty good.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty happy. Pretty happy, absolutely. Pretty good. How was bowling?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: She beat me by one. I was kind of pissed.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Where did you meet her, Don? The internet, bro.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: So right now, how young people meet.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Have you met in person?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: No, not yet.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: They were bowling the same? It was nice, but I
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: was walking.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: I had to take a shit, so I'm running to
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: the bathroom, and some fool goes, yo, your car is slim.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: And I look at this one, I go, bro, sorry, bro,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: I need to shit right now. And I ran in
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. I don't even check if there's anybody else.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: I just explode. Fuh, fuh. Jerry, Jerry, ask him a
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: couple questions about his relationship because he thinks whenever I ask,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: I'm aiding. I think you as an unc, as a dad.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: It's because every time you ask about my relationship with
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: this girl, all you do is diss. That's why I
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: don't want to introduce her to you because all you
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: do is diss and talk shit.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, he doesn't matter yet. Bro, no.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Fuck, he's not going to because this motherfucker doesn't want to.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, no shit.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: And all he does is diss and talk shit. It's like,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: it's for what, bro? If you're going to only be
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: negative about this person that I really care about, it
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: seems like you don't respect me.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: So you met her online. Did she slide into your DMs?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I slid into hers. You slid into hers.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: Because she liked my story.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, just because she liked your story.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: That's enough for me. Yeah, that's enough for us. That's
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: enough for me. And you're like, hey, what's up? Type
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: of shit, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she's like, hey.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: And how old is she? My age, 26. Yeah. And
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: she's also Indian? No, no, get rid of the 26.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: No, she's a Mexican. No shit.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: She's a cementerio. Is that how you say it? She's
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: from Mexico City.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: She goes for... She might be related to this motherfucker, dog.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: The fuck? You fucking my cousin, bitch? Yeah.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. Keep asking that question.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So what makes you like her, dog? Is it
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: just physical? Is it what she said?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Is she funny?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: Does she have a job?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Where is she going to be in five years from now?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: That is a good question.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: What does she do for work? She's a server at
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: a restaurant. Okay. That's not bad. That's not bad. Good tips. Yeah,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: I guess. I hope not.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, but she started buying shit for me.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: I think that was really nice.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Is she a high fool? I think so.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: See, and he's laughing at her. Like, that's not cool, bro.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: I like this girl a lot, bro. But how would
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: you feel if I started laughing at your girl? How
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: would I feel if I started laughing at your fucking girl, honey?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Fucking disrespecting me, but I like her a lot, bro.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how someone I respect... Like, bro, you're
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: supposed to be my best friend, bro. And you're the
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: first person I know that I'm never going to... It's
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: not wrong. It's not wrong that he's my best friend
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: and I haven't met his girl.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: It's not wrong at all because the actions and the
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: way you speak about her and her family, disrespectful.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: What did I say about her family?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: You said, you literally looked at the camera and said,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: she got any brothers? Oh yeah, fuck you niggas. That's
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: not cool. Apologize to her brothers right now.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck those niggas. But no, I was laughing because Jerry's
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: such an uncle.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: He's like, is she hot? That's an important question. Jerry,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: that is not cool to say.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Is it correct?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: Is it like, basically what I'm trying to get at is,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: is she like, out of.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Your league where like, you worry about her.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: But then I don't worry about nothing. I feel like
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: as a... Dude, watch your fucking shit. That's a fucking fact.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: No, no, bro.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: But you keep saying tips, tips.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: Watch your shit. Last year when I had a girl,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Jerry asked me, Jerry asked me, what does she do?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: I told him, if she hot, I told him, he
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: said she's hot. Are you worried? He said you should be.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Out of your league.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: What I mean, when people say out of your league,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of that has to do it.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: It's not like a Seth Rogen movie. Hold on a minute.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Can you shut the fuck up? Just show him your girl.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not showing people my girl.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Not yet.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: It's Jerry.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: We should be attending the birthday party that you guys
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: are having for you. That's if you guys hit her up.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: She didn't attend his first live show that he sold out.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't invite her. I didn't invite her. I need
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: to focus. I'm very weird.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: I'm very weird. And it's okay.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: If what we got going on works, I feel like
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: it works. Nothing has to change.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jerry, Jerry, I have a question. My relationship isn't
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: how your relationships operate.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad. I'm not mad.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, I'm talking very soft because I
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: know you're a little bitch, you know? So I'm just
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: letting you know right now.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad or anything, but just because.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: I love little bitches. Just because the way.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Wait, she's a server at a restaurant? Yeah. You know
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: he likes her. He's trying to keep his composure full.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. You're pissing me off. I'm going to
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: walk the fuck off. Don't do that. Now, this job
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: she has, Buffalo Wild Wings, where she's serving at. It
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. What is she serving? It doesn't matter.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: Food.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: Point is, it's going good, and there's just no problem.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Okay. What are you doing? What are you doing? What
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: the fuck out? What are you doing? My question was.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: And by the way, you ask a lot about my girl.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: We're going to start asking you about your girl. Ask
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: all the questions. Ask me if she's hot.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: She's come around. Yeah, she is hot. I've seen her.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: That's a very unquestionable question. I would.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you right now. Can I be respectful?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Can I be respectful?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Can you be?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Can you be?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: For Jakarta's girl, it's very hot. I think she's very
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: good looking.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Good.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: All I'm saying is show unk. I think the approval
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: of unk matters.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Look, look, watch. He really wants to see. We have
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: a photo of her.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, like a fucking school photo.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: I got to show you because you're weird about it.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: You don't want to know where she is. Oh, I
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: got the photo booth, too?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure. You can't see the
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: photo booth. No, but don't give it to him. Don't
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: give it to him. Don't give it to him. Oh,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: it's pretty, bro. Thanks, bro. No, it's pretty, bro. Thanks, bro.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: I would be worried.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: I'll show you off camera. I would never show her face.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: You're like a child, bro.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: I would never show her face. Yeah, she's a bad one.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: My thing is, this is my whole thing with her.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: I got questions for her. What the fuck do you
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: see in this guy?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: And I feel like we have similar questions.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: So this is my thing with this girl, Jerry, right?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Because I think as friends, you as my uncle, Jerry,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: when you met my girl from last year, Star Bonita,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: but she wasn't the nicest person.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: She wasn't. Oh, we're talking about... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: And these are things you want to know.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like me and the.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: You were all stressing, too.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: You were all stressing.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is me... So, Jakarta's in that situation.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Oh, now he's stressing.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: He doesn't... She doesn't like what he says on the podcast. He's...
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: But he's changed a lot because of her in a
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: sense to where he's... We signed this deal and all
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: he does is get money. But we have yet to
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: meet her, but then he'd be mad about her. We
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: used to joke around about bitches and shit, and now
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: he doesn't want to joke like that because she's going
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: to get mad and not talk to him for a day.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: And then what happens is he doesn't talk to her
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: for a day or she lacks two to three. If
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: she lacks more than three hours, he gets drunk and
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: then gets late to the podcast and we have to
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: send him home and shit like that.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, No, dude, what's wrong with you?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: And also, she's very mean to me, Andres and Andrea,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: where I feel like when you come into a person's life,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: like what Jakarta got going on in his life, you
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: want to meet his friends.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, how are you guys doing? Good morning. Who do
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: you work with? She's a very, shows up.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: To our Airbnb, does her thing, and then goes home
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: before we get there.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, so you've been in almost
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: in the same place.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: But she runs away.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: It's not like that. None of it's like that. How
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: long have you been there?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: I've been there like two months. Like two months.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Give her another month. That's what I'm saying, bro.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: By Halloween, she should be.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: You have to understand who we are, but we're a
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: very strong presence. We're very strong, like, we're very strong
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: emotional people.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: You're one of the strongest persons end up in this group.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: I understand.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: So the fact that she, so you're saying.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: I just have to hold on. What was I saying?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: We're a lot to her. No, no, no. I'm not,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't even say that. What about her punk ass brother?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: You like those fools?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: I don't even have him at those fools.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Don't call them punks. You don't know them.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: That's rude.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Bro, you're going to say, we don't know how sensitive
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: these people are. And the way me and you play,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: it's not how a lot.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: And I knew that.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: I figured this out this weekend.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: I get that.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: Or last weekend when I was trying to play with
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: my cousins, the way me and you play. And I
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: came off really, really mean.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: Like, I just said, like, shut up, bitch-ass fool.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Like, you know?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: And everyone actually, like.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Not everybody's down with that. Not everyone's down with that. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: Who'd you say that to?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: One of your cousins?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: It's one of my cousins.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: One of my cousin's homies while he was there. Oh,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: and he didn't like that. The way I played is
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: the way we play.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Was he, like, in the middle of prayer or something? Like, no.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: That's kind of crazy. But the way we play, not
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: a lot of other people play like that. So the
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: fact that you, like. By the way, Jared, pick up
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: your feet. This is prayer room. So, like, for example,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: let's say you could bring your homie around. Let's say
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: we said something and we're just like, ah, shut your
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: gay ass up, food, like, whatever. I say that to
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: just a random food that I just met. Whether it's
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: my homie, whether it's my cousin's homie, they're not going
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: to understand the way that we play. Her brothers don't
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: know about you?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure they know about me. Like, yeah, they
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: probably see me.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, because they're her only friends?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Type shit, I guess so. Oh, no, she has like a,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: Like a group of friends too.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not too. I'm just right now,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: but I'm trying to get to that. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: So are you guys keeping each other away from each
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: other's friend group? Not really, no. Oh, so you've met her?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: It just hasn't happened yet. It just hasn't happened yet.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: No, but you've told me you've gone to the bar
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: with her and her homegirls. No, I haven't. I haven't.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I'm not hiding nobody. I couldn't respect.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: That just because it's still early enough in the relationship.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: It's pretty early, bro. I'm trying to know her first.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: We can't just jump right in.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: By the way, the reason I don't introduce her to
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: you is because you're a mean person. I don't know
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: what you're going to say to her off rip. And
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's up with you over here dissing her,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: her brothers and shit, dissing her. All you do is
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: diss my shorty on here. That's rude as fuck.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: This girl really like him. This guy really like him.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: I like her a lot, bro.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: But see, the thing is, the thing is, he doesn't care.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: He doesn't care because it doesn't affect him. So, no,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up while I'm talking. Seriously.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: So, to him, he doesn't give a fuck.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Because it's like, oh, Jakarta's a little bitch.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: I don't respect this fool anyways. He's saying you're changing
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: a lot, though.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not changing for shit. I've been the same guy. Obviously, bro,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: you'd get with somebody. You can't just offer it and
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: start talking about them and making fun of them. Especially
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: on our huge platform that we have.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: It started up. But she doesn't have a problem with it.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: Before I used to change, we had a talk.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: We'd talk, talk.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: I can say whatever the fuck I want on this bitch.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, nigga. I'm a grown-ass man. You know who pays, nigga?
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Not like that. I'm sorry. I was joking around and shit.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: But you know what I'm talking about.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: And this is the food.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: It's very early.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: It's very, it's very. You get it because you got
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: a girl too. You also got to kind of sometimes like.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: She kicks it, gang.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: She kicks it. She kicks it.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I love this girl.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: I love this girl.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: By the way, Jakarta slaps the shit out of her back. Yeah.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: They play like that.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: So Jakarta feels comfortable enough. How long has it been though?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: I've seen this girl consistently.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: A month and a half. No.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: Do the math. Dude, it's such a fun. Bro, it's
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: so crazy.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: How the fuck are you going to tell me?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: I'm literally telling you. I'm telling you right now. You
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: know the first day.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: July?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: August?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are we on? We're on September.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: So two more than that. Two instances of change.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: But it's consistently of seeing the person.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: And the reason it's not consistent with your girl is
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: because she doesn't want to be around us.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: That's not even nearly what it is. And it's not
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: even nearly. It's more on me. I don't want to
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: bring her around you guys yet.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: Bro, I don't.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Bro, what happens if something happens in me? We barely
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: started locking in.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: In his heart, when he sees me talk about her,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: he's just like.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck this guy.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: Man, he's not jealous. Bro, I'm actually really happy. I
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: don't know why you can't just be happy that I'm happy.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: This person makes me happy. Respect her, fool. Before I
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: start smacking something else other than her back, homie.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: Literally, literally, literally, literally, when we were all sitting.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: There, when we were at Outback, stuff that we're saying
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: in private, stuff that we say in private, you don't
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: have to tell the world in public.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: This is how I know you really like her, fool.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: That fool was at Outback. Was he talking to us?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Not much for now. No, you want to know why?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Because he was arguing with her on the fucking phone
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: And hold on.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: You don't need to scream at me. I'm here, right here,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: right next to you. I was very drunk and intoxicated.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: And I said some hurtful stuff. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: When I'm, you guys, come on. When I'm a little lit,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: I can be hurtful. I've called him, I've called, I've
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: said mean stuff to him. I've called her the B
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: word when I was lit one time. And I've, you know,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: the stuff I do to you. It's really bad, you know?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: So I did this stuff to her and I was
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: trying to apologize. My whole thing with her, Jerry, because
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like we need an older perspective. It just,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think she tries.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: She tries so much. She's doing so well.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: And not that I give a fuck.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: She's doing so well.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: But like, she's kind of rude on the phone.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: No, she's not. I'll be like, oh, let me see
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: your girl.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: She'll be like. Literally, that never happened. He literally grabbed
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: my phone, literally said, I don't like you to her,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: and then hung up on me. But Jerry, you know me.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, he knows you. She doesn't know you yet. She
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: doesn't know me.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: She doesn't know you yet for you to be doing
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: that shit. No, she's a fan of the podcast. No,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: she's a fan of me, homie. She's a fan of
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: the podcast.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: She's a fan of me, homie. She knows me.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: She knows! Shut your ass up, bro.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: You too, bro. Over here.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Over here. You guys, you too, right here. I'm going
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: to give you an example. I met Jerry's girl before. Okay.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: And when I see her, I kind of count because
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: I know she's quiet.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: So it's funny.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's what mine is.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: It's a little quiet joint.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: His girl's just mean, though, Jerry. No, it's not even
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: like that. Stop saying that, bro, because you're annoying me
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: right now. Fuck her and her punk ass brothers. Fuck
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: them all.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: Fuck you and fuck your fucking people.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: All of them.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: Well, his people are her people. They're from the same place.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: Well, fuck everybody at this point.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: I like his personality.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: A lot.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: This is how I know you like her, fool. When
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: you cheat on her, do you feel guilty?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all the time.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: If it was a couple, we'd be cheating together.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: This was a fucking retard.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: If it was a couple, we'd be cheating together.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: Especially with Jakarta. He'd be like, fool, fuck that shit.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: We're young. We just got back. No, no, no.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: I get it. You like her. No, no. Jerry, Jerry.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: You'll come around, fool. You don't get it, fool. Where
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: are these fucking bitches?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Jakarta be like, I'm going to call my bitch and
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: then just nuts.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: And then goes to sleep. You're an idiot. That's special, fool. Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: I know. That's how it is.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: They be cheating on their bitches and I would rather
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: kick on my bitch.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: We're bocceing on her, bitch. You're an idiot. And I
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: think she's a very pretty girl.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, very beautiful, man.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: And you've never had that, so I get it.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: You're secure. I do that shit, huh? I did that?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Come on, brother.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: You've never had that, so I feel like you're secure. But, papa,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: nobody wants her. I already made Andres sign a paper
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: that he won't shark a bitch.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: You signed it?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Andres, you signed it, right? Nasty, I was at it, too.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: Cool with that.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: Nigga, everything's nasty about you. Stop talking about my bitch.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know. I don't understand.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how you could just, my bitch, you
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: got no bitches.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: He has bitches. Oh, really?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: He's just preferring on which ones?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: That's what's just secretive.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly. So I'm trying to be secretive, too. That's why
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: I promise you guys. That's why I promise you guys.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: You guys will never meet my girl.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: I promise you guys. You're not secretive. I'm glad. Don't
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: say that. No, no. Right now, right now. You know
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: what he's scared of? You know what he's scared of?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: She comes around because of gripping bitch.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's what you're scared of?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: That's what you're scared of? Oh, Jake Gardner.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: You see how they both make it? I know they're joking,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: but you see how they both make some shit up?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: And then they'll just try to get louder. Bitch, you
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: don't have a mic. Shut the fuck up, nigga.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? You get what I'm saying?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: But see, that's how it goes. Nigga, who says that?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: Nigga, that's supposed to be a personality. You know what
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: I'm saying?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: What he said about your bitch, I doubt it, right?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: How's that?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't matter but see how they don't matter
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: they matter She never came through so it doesn't matter
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: boom say she will never come on.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: Let me see.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: That's the thing I'm trying to talk and they laugh
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: at me.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: That's the part that really pisses me off Because they
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: they're special to you special to me they're just co-workers
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: and They just showed right now. They just showed what
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: he just said right now was mad weird. And then
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: you laughing hard as fuck. No, no, but you know
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: it's good. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Don't do that right now.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Don't do that right now.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: What you guys are trying to do.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: But what you just do, rage bait at the foot.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: That was that, bro. That was annoying, bro. Like, why
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: are you doing that loud shit? Bro, I'm trying to
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: talk to you and then you're overlapping me while I'm
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: trying to talk.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: You're screaming in my ear.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: Like, that's not cool. Can I say something? When I started,
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: I believe that you scream like a fucking child.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: What's the difference?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: What's the difference with that? This who says I'm disrespectful
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: shit about a person I'm fucking with and then you
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: would say back then Back then no one was being
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: disrespectful to people died. I just thought that was just
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: am I mad? No, it's like more of a peep shit. Yeah,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: and then this motherfucker's gonna be Jerry so we have
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: this thing where like If a girl comes around and
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: they'd be like, groupie bitch, if you say.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Something, right?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: That's not even nearly how it's used. I'm giving him
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: an example. I laughed at the groupie bitch. I didn't
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: laugh at the fact that your girl's going to come
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: around and choose up.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: Obviously, I would hope.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck says that? It's a joke. No, no, no.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting mad.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: I'm literally just trying to understand this. So is that
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: what you guys genuinely think?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: No, it's a joke.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: It's a joke. You're a joke.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: I want you to look in the mirror and understand.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: That you're a fucking joke. You're a fucking joke. Okay.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: The only reason you would get mad at that is
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: because this is what... And I want you to be genuine.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: Because I think.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: I would hope, I would hope, and I know you
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: like this girl. And generally, I think it's funny Rachel
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: meeting you about this girl. Because if you really like
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: this girl, shout out to her and I'm more power
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: to you guys.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: Do I think, do I, okay, okay. If you want
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: me to be completely honest across the.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Board, the line.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, bro, go ahead.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: It's a good mediator. Yeah, sure, go ahead, bro.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Definitely making me see different perspectives.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: I think, I do think it's a little rude of
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: her that she, like, when we're gone, she wants, like,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: for example, we had Airbnb for the Novo.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: She came the.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: When she found out we were 10 minutes away, she
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: called the Uber right.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: Away and took off. No, I called the Uber. I
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: called the Uber. No, see. I'm listening to you. You
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: can't say nothing and not know what's going on, but
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: then just try to piece it together by yourself. So
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: if you don't know, it's better when you don't say
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: shit because you don't know. You can ask me about
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: it and I can tell you. Okay, so you called
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: the Uber?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: I did call the Uber because she said like, oh,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: she's like, oh, I'm trying to dip.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, cool. But the point is
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: that she was trying to leave. Yeah.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: I think that's the point. Before we all got there.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I think it's a little too new for
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: somebody just to meet all my friends that once had
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: an Airbnb. I'm just trying to feel what her perspective was. Yeah.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: It's definitely not a choose-up situation, though.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: That's not in my head.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: You guys planted it in my brain for some reason,
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: and now I'm kind of like... So you think we're
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: all going to be kicking it, right?
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: And we have homies that look really good, like Tommy's owner.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: Can I finish?
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can. But I can tell you right now,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: you're fucking retarded. Bro, the reason I'm not bringing my
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: bitch around is because, honestly, truthfully, the way you guys
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: act is kind of like monkeys. You guys are fucking
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: retarded half the time. Whenever a girl comes around, I
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: treat them with the utmost respect.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: Anybody's girl. Upmost respect.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: Jakarta. Upmost respect.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: Let me finish.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: Let me finish. You've talked shit about... No, no, hold on.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: Watch this.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: When we're already locked in. Watch this.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: Not a fresh. Not a frib. Not a frib.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: Right after we came back from Arizona with Donnie, you
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: talked about this fucking girl that you don't know like that.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: She was being rude as fuck. I'm sorry.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: And I do know her like that. What are you
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: talking about? I've met her a hell of times.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: I know her like that.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: I've been to her house. What do you mean I
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: don't know her like that? I know her like that.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: Do you know a Polish girl like that?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know her like that.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: Did you ever talk shit about her on the podcast?
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: I said she looked like she was wrestling.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: Because she went to WrestleMania and she was dressed like
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: a diva. I said, damn, is she going to wrestle?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: How's that rude?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: And you also said that was observation.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: That's an observation. Yes. Continue, yeah.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: You've talked about everybody's girl here before.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: You've talked about the fact that you don't like PZ's girl.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a joke. I'm not going to fucking hate her.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: It's cool, bro. She's my best friend. Continue. You guys
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: are saying that as a joke, too.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: I understand that.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: But you have to understand, you guys don't even know
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: the person yet. I'm just saying, it.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: Might be a lot for somebody. Yes or no?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: It could be a lot. That's all I'm trying to say.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Out of all my friends, who's the most overstimulating friend
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: that I have? Me, obviously. So I'm just trying to
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: understand other people's shit. I've been trying to calm down too. Obviously,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: that's why I've been talking regularly before you guys totally
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: obliterated me like 10 minutes ago. But all I'm saying is, bro,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: you can't expect to talk shit. Whenever you talk about
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: my girl, all you do is talk shit about her.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: Literally 24-7, you're only talking shit.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: She's rude.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: You don't even know the person. How are you going
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: to be saying this and that? You only know the
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: information that I told you. And I'm a fucking retard, bro.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: So obviously when I get mad at the person, I
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: make shit up and I'll tell you guys. I was
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: already saying like the blind leading the blind. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: And not in like a bigger sense. It's more of
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: a sense of like.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: We're a lot as a people, you know, us four,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: I'd say so. We're very, us two.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: Andrea's the most, right? And she has nothing. So you
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: think she has a problem with Andrea? No, not at all.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Why would she have a problem with Andrea? She doesn't
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: even have a problem with you guys. She has a
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: problem with none of you guys. She just doesn't know
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: them yet. She just doesn't know them. But to him,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: it's like, oh, she hates us.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: What about her punk ass brothers? Why do you do that?
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: I haven't even met these fools yet. And my homies
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: call them punk ass bitches on the pod. How is
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: that going to make me look, fool? It's a joke. Yeah,
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: I know it's a joke. Bro, you don't understand this.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: And I'm just trying to show you this right now, bro.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Please understand this. What we do is jokes.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: Yes? Agreed? Yes or no? Yes. Yes.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: To the public eye, and I'm not talking about these two.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about her brothers. I'm not talking about
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: her family. I'm not talking about her punk-ass brothers.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about... See, it's funny.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: I know it's... Bro, I know it's funny. Bitch, this
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: is my job.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: I'm funny.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: I know I'm funny.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: He's not funny.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 4: I don't want him making those jokes around me again.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: But you have to understand, what we do to the
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: public eye, maybe some people might not perceive it as funny.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: Or maybe some- Crossing the line and catching guys.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: Understand this. I'm not talking about these people specifically. I'm
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: talking in general. Her punk ass brothers.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: Her punk ass fucking brothers. Little lame asses, right? So
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: to the public eye, sometimes it might not be perceived
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: a certain way. You know what I'm saying? Let's say
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: you said a joke in public before. A lot of
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: people might not think it was a joke. They might
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: perceive it as something else. They might get mad. Mm-hmm.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying fuck everybody's opinion or whatever.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I've been a little more conscientious the
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: way I, what I say about people.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: So then, so then, what got you so mad about the.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: Fact, okay.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: When he said group your bitch? Okay, okay, listen. I
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: think it was because I thought he was disrespecting my bitch.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: No, no, I think Andres was making an observation that you,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: you've been known to be really a really jealous guy.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: Very. Very jealous. Yeah. Insecurity. Insecurity. 100%.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: 100,000%. I'm pretty insecure.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: But are you dissing her or are you just saying it?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: Can I finish?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: Wait, stop getting distracted.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: Right here, Papa. Do you think a part of us
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: not meeting her and the rest of the homies.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: Is it insecurity? Yeah.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: Because if that bitch... I'm sorry.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: Not that bitch.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: But if that girl chose up, nigga, I think I'd
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: smack the shit out of her right there. And then
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: whoever she chose up with... you'd rather out of the
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: group immediately. It could be you, pops. You're out of
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: the group. I did this podcast by myself, me and
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: Jerry J. But no, that's not what I'm thinking about.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: I want to get to know her first more before
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: I at least start bringing her around people.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: And I respect that.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: And I agree with that. And, bro, our friend group
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: is a lot, bro. I wouldn't even bring her here first.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: I would never bring her to us first. I think
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: coming to our friend group is a lot.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: This is our family. I understand it, bro. Yeah, but
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 4: are we.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: Is she going to be part of the Secret Santa
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: when it comes down to, like, the holidays and shit?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: See, but that's, like, thinking about. Well, he's most of them.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: You can't even say that.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 4: That's, like, thinking, like, way ahead. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. No, no. But my thing is, he says
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: we're a lot, but he's the one that- I'm a lot, too.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: When I say we, I mean we. I'm included in
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: the a lot. I hope you don't think I'm just
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: excluding myself.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: I'm in it, too. I'm as a person, I'm a lot.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: But are we a lot to your other friends, too?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: Is that why you don't bring it around your cousin? Okay,
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: for example like this. It kind of feels like- For
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: example like this. My homie Raymundo, him and his father
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: don't talk. They don't have a relationship. I found his
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: dad on Instagram. So what clicked in Duno's head is
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going to FaceTime Raymundo and show him his father
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: on Instagram. Now, Afrip, telling me that's not a lot?
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: He just goes, hey, dude, I found your dad.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: That's not a lot?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: It was hilarious to me. Raymundo said it was hilarious, too.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying maybe to a random person, not to
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: a random person, to a person that kind of doesn't
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: understand our repertoire and shit, what did you say? That's
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: a lot? But what do you think you would have
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: warned her before? Like, they're just joking?
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I'm sure she does.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: She knows. She knows everyone's joking. We say fuck her
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: all the time. But so what? What's the problem?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: What were you going to say?
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: I want to know.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: So then is it we're a lot or it's because
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: you want to bring around us?
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: Well, we're a lot. We are a lot.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: Not just you. You're a lot too though. We are
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: a lot in general. And two, I want to get
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: to know her more first, bro. Maybe I just don't
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: want to chill with her first, bro. It's just been
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: two months.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: I can't just two months, I'll bring her around everywhere. Like,
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: the fuck you talking about?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: Give them three months, dog. Yeah, bro.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: The way I operate ain't the way you operate. And
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: just let me operate the way I operate. I'm happy
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: right now, bro. It's cool.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: Are you guys okay that I'm happy? Andres, are you
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 4: cool with it?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: You're probably done.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: I'm out. Girlfriend bitch.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: That really got you mad. That got you going. No,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: it's the way he said it and the way you
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: guys laughed together pissed me the fuck off.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: What are you guys going to be dressing up for Halloween? Like,
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: what's the little, you're going to do a little couple things?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think we're going to be in LA.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: Are you guys going to do a lot?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think we're going to be in LA on
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: the Halloween, but.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: We are going to be here. So what do you
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: got planned for you and your a lot girlfriend?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: No, y'all are a lot.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: You're invited too? I'm throwing a Halloween party for you.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: Are you really?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: You guys are all invited. My sister's South Ontario, full California. Oh, yeah,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: that's right, buddy.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: You got it.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: You got it here, bro. That's far as fuck, bro.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: But you're invited, though. I'll let you get invited.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: What do you think him, the girl we haven't met, like, okay, okay,
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: is Halloween a good time to meet her, you think?
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because, yeah, it's a casual, safe place.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: You're in costume. You had a mask even, maybe. You know,
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: you're able to just be a little bit comfortable. What
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: do you recommend they dress up as?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: Should it be like Aladdin and Jasmine?
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a good one, dog. With a
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: little fucking carpet. Ketchup and mustard. Nah, you could be
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: like fucking Princess Leia and fucking El Pinche Chewbacca, fool.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 4: They're not even together.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: But you look like... Oh, I look like Chewbacca? You
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: could be like Will Chamberlain and one of his hoes.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: Or, I don't know, Lonzo Ball and his ankle. What
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: are you going to dress up as this year? I
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: don't know yet, fool. I don't know yet.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: Do you usually go out?
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Go all out? No, I don't really dress up that often, fool.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: But everyone said, I've been like, I always keep it simple, dog.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: I'm almost like an astronaut, you know, fucking Michael Myers
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: without the mask with just a fucking overalls. The fuck?
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: That's just a regular plumber?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: Regular working guy?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: Andre, are you doing like some cute shit with your
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: little boo?
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: What are you going to dress up as? Fuck it,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: you should be the car that hit him.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: Do you usually dress up with your children?
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: No, but I do take them trick-or-treating. Oh, nice.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: You go to the very nice neighborhood?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: I remember when I used to trick-or-treat.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Is there some dream?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: Whoa, you're a super Christian. You guys dress up.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 4: I know you guys think everything's the devil. I'm not
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: a super Christian.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: How do you feel if someone dresses up as Jesus Christ?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: Is that kind of blasphemy in a sense?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is though. It is, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: A lot of people do that, though.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: Both. I got a Christian family and a Catholic family.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: I bounce around both. Which one do you like more?
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, Catholic is cool, though, because it's shorter. It's
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: just there for an hour. But I like the camaraderie
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: with the Christians. They like to hang out more and
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: have a good time. Like kick it after? Yeah, they
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: like to kick it and stuff.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is your job list.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: Who judges my job. Catholics don't know anything about your life.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: We just show up, do your thing, pay your dues,
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: and get the fuck out, dog. I appreciate that until
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: you're actually looking for some sort of fucking help from Jesus.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: He's not there, fool. The Christians will help you out
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: with that more. They're more like, hey, come talk to me.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: I'll call you the pastor. I'll call you, big dog.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: You don't get the priest. The priest don't call you
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: unless you're like seven years old, fool. You know?
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: You're on WhatsApp, huh?
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: You're on Roblox.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: You know, Roblox is the way, the move, not the
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: move or nothing, but. What the fuck?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying a lot of kids are getting approached
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: by like predatorial people from Roblox.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that coming.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: I brought this up before. There was a video of
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: like this 40-year-old white dude knocking on the door. And
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: the mom answers, it's a little black kid. The black
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: kid's like 10 years old. He's like, I'm here to
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: play with your son.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: Metal Roblox.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: My mom's like, what the fuck?
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 4: The cops are on the way right now.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: Holy shit. You know? Big ass waifu. Damn. I mean, bro, yeah.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: But now the internet, like think about it like this.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: Now we're in a whole new age of internet and AI, right?
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: So everything's changing on the daily. Our technology is getting higher.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: It's just easier for anyone to do anything bad on
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: the internet. Because now you have so many resources. Let's
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: say if I wanted to be a fucking weirdo, I
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: could just go on ChatGPT, how to be a fucking weirdo.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: They'll give me step-by-step. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: I never knew you thought about this that deep. No, no, no, no.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: I don't have to search up how to be a weirdo.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: I know how. It's in my blood.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? So I don't need to
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: search it up.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: The Muslim way, huh?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. Raise like that, baby.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying like- I get what you're saying.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you get me?
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: And like literally, this whole new foundation of technology, anyone
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: can do anything, bro. All you need to do is
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: search it up. These AI shits, they're saying, you know
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: the data centers? Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're in the ocean. Is that like
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: the one that exploded in Boyle Heights?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 4: No, that's a meat market.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, what the fuck?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is the smell that bad around there?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: I haven't been around there, but yeah, I heard it's
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: fucking disgusting.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: These data centers, they need to be- Can you pull
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: up the dog real quick? I have something I want
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: to talk about.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: They need to get cleaned by water or something, or
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: they need to be underwater because they overheat or something,
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: and they're wasting gallons and gallons of water.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 4: So now that's like the new issue.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: That the water- They could be giving it to the
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: little African kids.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no. It's crazy. Mm-hmm.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: Did you guys see that Justin Bieber was on MacArthur Park?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: That's so weird. Was he in a video or what?
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 4: Nah, he was there for, he was bringing awareness to
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: homeless people.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: Right? What was the reason? No?
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: What was it for?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: He was just kicking it?
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just kicking it.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 4: Did he call you before he.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: Answered or no? Huh? Did he check in?
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: Who did he check in with?
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: Who allowed him to be on MacArthur Park? Hey, fool,
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: when you're a white boy, you can do shit like that.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: He's colonizing it.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: The fact that Justin Bieber was on MacArthur Park.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: Disgusting, bro.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: No, actually, it might have helped MacArthur Park.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: You think so? It might have helped people.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 4: Is there images of him there?
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you had more people around when you made music
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 8: at your shows.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: You had more people around MacArthur Park.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: Could even crack as Justin Bieber.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got this right here. Look at that, fool.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: Wait, did you say Justin Bieber had more people at
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: his show than mine? No shit, dumbass. Are you positive?
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: And then some homeless guy just popped up like, hey man,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: you're on my.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: Spot, fool. Hey Jerry, what would you do if you're
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: walking down the street and you see Justin Bieber performing
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: on Pacific and nothing's important? Aw, fool.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: I would definitely.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 5: I saw Lupio Rivera hanging out and just like.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: We don't give a fuck about Lupio Rivera. But if
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: I saw Justin Bieber, fool, I'd definitely go up to him, fool,
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: and just start vibing with him, get a bunch of
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: crate and shit, and just start sitting next to him and.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 4: Get your 10 seconds real quick.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: Somebody take a video of this real quick. I would
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: have started singing, too.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just to get back there and shit.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 4: I'll try to get Discovery right there.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: What song would you sing to pitch Justin Bieber that
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: he just signed you?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: Original or you would do like a cover?
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: Original my ass. I'll probably do some country shit.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: Probably Two Dozen Roses. What about you, Jerry? Yeah, I'll
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: do some. First of all, I can't sing for shit, dog.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: So I would just probably be like, yo, man, if
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: you need a hype guy right behind you, fool, I
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: got you, big dog. Let me just sit in the
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: back here with you with a fucking milk carton, fool.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: I just want to be in the vibe with you, dog.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: Because I can't sing, dog. I wouldn't be able to
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: even start with that shit.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: I feel like you'll be all right. I'll probably just
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: start dancing right next to him.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: Just vibing with him, fool. Just like, let me just
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: fucking kick your head here.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: Hit the spins and shit. I remember when Baby came out,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: just like as a music video. I was like, this
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: is the coolest video I've ever seen in my life.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gay.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't think it was cool.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: You didn't like it? Only when I was alone, I
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: thought it was cool.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're one of those.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: You're scared of your opinion. Yeah, for sure. You're scared
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: of what the public might perceive you.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: That's gay, right? Baby's gay. I always thought that he
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: wasn't going to... I thought he was going to be
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: like a fad, bro. As soon as his balls drop
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: and his voice changes, that's going to be the end
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: of this motherfucker. Oh, hell no, bro.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 5: And he didn't, bro.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, dog. I thought every kid who's a kid star,
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: kid singer.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 5: Doesn't their boys have to fucking eventually change?
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: And when his balls dropped, he went bigger, bro.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got better.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 4: Because girls just liked him more. Now he's a man,
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 4: you know? World tour.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: Imagine touring the world since you were 13. Fucking crazy.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 4: He has no sense of privacy ever.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: Ever.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no. It's the truth. He doesn't. And what he's dated...
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: They said that MacArthur Park, you know, the area seems
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: to have left him alone there. Oh, yeah.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: If you want to kick it somewhere and be chilly,
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: MacArthur Park's the place to do it.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to bet they had to clear the area
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: they were at first. They were guaranteed they went there.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: They seen how the needles cracked pipes and shit.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: Hell, no.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck, no.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: I think he just sat there and got cracking.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's the best way, too, is just
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: do it quick and, you know, just on the low key, fool.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 4: How long do you think he stayed there for?
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: Knowing that, fool, he was probably there for a while, fool. Yeah, huh.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: Security?
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: No, he's evil.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: For you to see when he went to Echo Park,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: he just put it to the gold room and went
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: to go kick it. He's like one of those, bro,
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: he's so tired of Hollywood, dog. He's like, let me
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: just do normal shit.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I don't know.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: I still feel like I have to run around with security.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 2: I think he was touched by Diddy.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: I feel, for sure. Bro, for sure. For sure. For
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: sure he ran through that, bro.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: I fucking put that fucking finger, dog.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: What is the way? He did. And as a kid, too, dog.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 4: There's no way he didn't. There's no way he didn't
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 4: get that touch.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: It's impossible. He was around too much.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 4: But you're a child star, the biggest caliber ever.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 5: Like Michael Jackson got through Macaulay Culkin, fool.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: He what? He ran through that, too. No, he didn't. Who?
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson?
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think Michael Jackson touched kids at all.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: I think he did. I think he was just kicking it.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: I think he did. It's going to sound weird. I
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: think he's just such a weirdo like that, fool. He
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: didn't even know he was doing something wrong, fool. He
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: just thought he was just playing with the kids normal
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: and just touching their balls and shit like that. I
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't think that fool was on that shit.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 2: Who do you think he touched? Who?
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: Kevin who? Macaulay Culkin. Kevin from Home Alone. Oh, you
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: think he got him? Yeah, they used to kick it
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 4: They used to kick it a lot. There's pictures of them.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: But do you think Diana Ross touched Michael Jackson?
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I mean, I can see that.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: So maybe it's spread. Or maybe he was just like,
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: I want to protect these kids from that. So I'm
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: going to kick with them.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: You never know.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 4: You never know until you're there and then the person's mine.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? For right now, it's just
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 4: he say, she say.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you never know until you're the one getting your
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 5: dick fondled with.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: I guess that works out. For Michael Jackson, it was a.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: Wobbler, huh? It's worked out because out of all that career,
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: no matter what, it's always going to be tainted by
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 2: the fact that some people said that this is who
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: played with kids.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? Yeah.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: And this is what has the most, probably the best
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: music career ever. And it's always, why are you looking
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: at me like I'm retarded?
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: No, I'm looking.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: I think one of my favorite jokes from Chris Rock
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if it's Chris Rock, but
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: somebody said it was like, we love Michael Jackson so much.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 1: We love Michael Jackson so much that we let a
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: couple of kids he touch slide and shit. We're just like,
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: we still fucking love that fool, dog. Fuck it, dog.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: It's a fact, bro. That's how much we love Michael Jackson.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 4: I didn't give a fuck about that shit. I mean, well,
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: a lot of people did.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, because R.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: Kelly out the window. R. Kelly out the window. Locked up,
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: Bill Cosby.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: And he's just hard. It's the remix to Ignition. I
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: ain't fresh out the kitchen. Mama rolling that body.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: Got every man in here wishing.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 4: Sipping on Coke and rum.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: I'm nice old. I'm drunk.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 4: It's the freaking weekend, baby. I'm about to have me some.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: Fun, fun.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Yeah, he used
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: to touch me. That's why you have no acne, fool?
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 2: Actually, my acne is pretty weird. You have to zoom
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: in to look at it. I have some bumps up here.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 1: You keep touching it. You're not supposed to be touching
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: your face so much, fool. Your dirt from your hands
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: goes on your face, fool. I got a lot of pimples, Doc.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: Trust me. I got oily skin, and I hate that shit, fool. Challenge, homie.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: I do what I want. Keep touching your face. We're
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: going to keep breaking out, dog. Your girl's going to
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: leave you, dog.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: Jerry doesn't play about that.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 4: She's going to leave you for one of the homies.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: Group it, bitch. Group it. Nah, she wouldn't be that group, bitch. Nah,
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: that's not the reason, too. But you guys are trying
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: to bring me back. I'm like, I'm bringing you back.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: Don't bring me back to the dark side.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: How mad would you be, Jerry, if, let's say, God forbid, right?
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: This is hypothetical.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 2: Your girl dies in an accident, and then you find
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: out she was with her a month in the accident.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: Are you still paying for her funeral?
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 4: She was with the what?
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. She was getting cut off. Everything was getting
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: cut off. She was what? Okay, so the guy in OC, Ridinger? Yes.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: The guy in OC, that fool got in a car
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: accident for his McLaren, and then that fool died with
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: the girl that he was shitting.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: On his wife with. Oh, that famous car accident one?
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: Can you just give us a summary real quick?
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like an overall summary.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 7: So basically, this guy was married. He was the founder
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 7: of the OC Cars and Coffee, and he was cheating
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 7: on his wife with this girl that he'd met. He
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 7: flew her out and gets into a car accident. They
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 7: both die, and this is how the wife finds out that.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: She's being cheated on. Are you paying for your girlfriend?
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: They have kids? Yeah, I'm sorry. They have kids.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 2: How many?
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: Do you know?
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: Are you paying for? No, no.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: It's a double standard, obviously. This is a guy dying.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 5: You're talking about my girl dies.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: My girl dies. Cheated on me. Cut off. Bitch. Never met.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck that bitch. All that shit. Fuck that. You're getting nothing.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: But she's the mother of a child. I don't give
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: a fuck. I'm going to take care of my child,
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: big dog, on my own with a new boot. You
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Like, she's cut out.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 2: She's done, fool.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: She's cheating on me, dog. And she died because karma,
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: all that shit, a la verga. Now, this is a
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: different situation because he's probably the man.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 5: He probably pays all the bills. He probably takes care
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 5: of everything.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: She probably even kind of had a feeling that he's
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: cheating on her because he has so much money. And
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: he's probably a good-looking guy from Orange County. Like, it's
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: kind of a different situation when it's the wife on
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: this side.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: Your whole life that you've been with this woman, right?
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: You've provided for her. Your children are taken care of.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: She didn't have to lift a... I'm guessing this was Rich.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 2: He was in a McLaren?
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a fucking Rich dude.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: So I guarantee his wife don't got to work.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Can you.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: It has to be a double standard because you are
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 4: the provider.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 1: In a sense like... He's been for his own damn funeral, dog.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: Like in a sense like this. Like I guarantee like
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: when you were with a girl that you were with,
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: I guarantee she caught you cheating one time and she
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: just let it slide. She was like, damn, she gives
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: me everything.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: Claro.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 4: You don't think so?
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: Yes. Not that I can remember off the top of
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: my head, but I go with your show.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 4: As a provider, it's like, take shots.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck it.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 4: You know, you'll take that shot.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 1: She's still going to be taken care of, dog.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 4: I'll roll with the punches because this is.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: Going so good in my life. I wonder if she's
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: getting a fat chick, big dog.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: Fat ass chick. Fat ass chick. And now guess what?
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 1: Now guess what?
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: She probably doesn't feel... No, no, no bad in her
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: heart that she's taking all this Vato's money.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: If my girl dies and I'm the provider and she's
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 1: cheating on me, she dies.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 5: She's not leaving me a fat chick, dog.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She's just leaving. She's just done.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: She's dead.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, no more headaches. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 1: But the other way around, I'm full. She cheated.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 2: She cheated on you, but not on that.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 2: You like that one, Jerry?
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: That was pretty good. That was pretty good.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: She cheated on Jerry, but didn't cheat on death. You know, cheated.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: She couldn't cheat death.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 7: People were in the comments like, oh, karma's a bitch.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: Karma's a bitch.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 7: But there was a lot of that also. I think
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 7: the sister of the girl that he was cheating with
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 7: was in the comments. Like, my sister's life mattered. She
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 7: didn't know that he was married.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: She definitely knew he was married. Yeah, he knew.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: Baller foos to the bitch.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, bro? She knew.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 4: Not in every situation.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: That bitch flew in again.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: Dick, she flew in, and then she ended up dying.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 7: Do you want to play the video?
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: She got a different type of dick.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 4: There's a video of them dying?
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: There's a video of the crash.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Is it bad on this? I saw the video.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 7: It's really bad.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: It's hydroplaning.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 8: Well, he's going pretty quick.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 4: Do you think you would have been able to save it?
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: I thought I was like an influencer or shit when
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: I saw that. Like some kind of little wannabe celebrity.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 2: Is she a bad one? Is she a bad one?
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 5: Can I see?
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 1: They're good looking people, Don.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 2: Both of them.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: He's good looking too.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, you see?
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 1: He has the biggest like events in the OC.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, his Cars and Coffee?
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 4: So his is the biggest.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: The first one?
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: Probably a dumb payment off that shit. Can you file
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: for like the divorce while they're dead?
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure she gets money. No, what the fuck
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? That's it. It's done. No, they can't.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: But you know, if you're married and you cheat on somebody,
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: you get that infidelity.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: Infidelity?
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 2: Infidelity check, right?
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: You get that, right?
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 4: You get an infidelity check?
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 1: For sure, because you ruined it.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: Essentially, you broke off the contract.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 4: But the man died. She's already getting everything.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's getting everything already, no matter what, fool. I bet,
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: I bet, I bet.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: Is it bad, bad?
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: It's quick. Oh, this is his car. Yeah.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, the water fucked that fool up.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, they died instantly.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Looked like a movie, huh?
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 8: The thing with those cars is that the gas is, like,
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 8: really easy, accessible, like the gas tank.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: Can I see how they look by any chance?
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The other video has how they look. Whoa, what
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 1: the fuck?
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 2: Is that why?
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: Is that why? I'm fine. The second victim of the.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 4: Is that why it exploded on impact?
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 1: Because of the gas, you hit that shit right away.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: Where is that, like in the front or the back
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 2: or what? On the top some shit, huh?
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: How old is she? 22? What does that say? 22-year-old? Yeah,
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: she was young.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 6: A fatal Irvine crash involving a McLaren. 22-year-old Alexis Lexi
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 6: Kramer was killed early Sunday morning along with 27-year-old.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: I'll fly that out for sure, don't.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 6: His 2019 McLaren lost control, slammed into a tree. It
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 6: split in two and burst into flames, killing both people inside.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 6: Kramer received was a Hooters calendar girl from Florida.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 6: He says Weir had flown her out to California for
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 6: what was their pair's first date night.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, she was also a server, fool. Yeah, but....
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 2: But getting flown out for a first date is kind
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: of crazy, you know?
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest, fool. If I'm going to
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: die with a bitch, at least let it be a
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 1: bad one, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for real, dog. Bro, bro, bro.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: You don't want to get caught up with a tranny
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: or some shit.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 2: You got flown out for a first date? That's kind
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 2: of crazy? Can there be a maybe that she was
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 2: giving that for some top?
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: No, a hydroplane. That happens in cars. That fool.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 1: The crash wasn't bad.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 8: It's more that they hit the gas tank and it
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 8: ignited right away.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 2: Wait, when you hydroplane, what the fuck are you supposed
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 2: to do?
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: Just let the car be its thing and try to
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 1: control it.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 4: But he was already going so fast.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. He was going like 30, 40. Nah,
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: he was going way more. No, no, no. They were
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 1: at a stoplight. The stoplight turned green. Then he gassed it. No,
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 1: he didn't gas it.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: It looks like he was going way faster than the driver.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 2: Because the water that was there.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: If the water wasn't there, he would have been fine, right?
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: No, he would have been fine. Basically, he skidded, right?
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: He skidded. The water makes your tires lose traction. Skid.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 2: That's like a skid.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: Like a skid.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 2: Also, it's the water in between the.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: Right here. Look, he's not going that fast. He's not
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 1: going that fast. I see what you're saying. That crash
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 1: would have not been bad if they would have not
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 1: hit the gas tank. They would have survived the crash. Essentially,
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 1: the water made the wheel slip, right? Yeah.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 2: So it's the car. If they were in a Honda,
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 2: they wouldn't have died?
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: No, you could still hydroplane in any car. No, I know,
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: But the crash would have been as deadly, right?
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 1: It all depends. You could hit any car where its
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: fuel tank is at and it's going to fucking.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 2: What did they hit right there?
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 1: They didn't crash into something else? It crashed into a tree.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: Just a tree.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 2: All them in the cup fire that fast? No, no,
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 2: it hit the gas tank.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 1: Because right away it.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 3: No, no, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: So it immediately just exploded. Yeah.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: Bull tank of gas. That's why you keep your gas
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 1: tank low, fool.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 2: Those people didn't suffer, you know?
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: That's why you keep your gas tank low at all times,
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: Big Don.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: Just in case, fool.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 1: If this wasn't no gas, it'd be good.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: And that's why you got to buy electric cars.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 1: No way. Shout out to my Tesleys.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad, fool. It's hard, bro.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 1: 22? Let's be honest, bro.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: She was an escort.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 1: Could have. Could have. She's working at Hooters.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: You feel fucking bad for her? Hell yeah. I feel
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: like she's a person who just died. It kind of sucks.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 7: That's the debate in the comments. She's still a human being.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 7: She's still a person. She didn't deserve to die.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to be honest right now.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: If my bitch gets flown out and she dies in
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 2: a car crash, fuck that bitch in the car.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 1: She crashed in.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 4: She was single. She didn't have nobody.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 1: Let me see the guy. Let me see the guy.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: That guy's hot too, fool. This fool is for sure
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: selling her a dream. That's this fool? Oh, he's white. Yeah. Sucks, bro.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 1: Rest in peace, bro. Yeah, man. At least you died
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 1: doing what you love. 22-year-olds. Driving fast cars. Doing 22-year-olds. Wait, wait, wait.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 1: How old is this one, Jeremy? 27.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: More power to you, brother. Oh, that fool definitely flew
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 2: her out for some pussy.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 1: Come on, man. Let's be realistic here. Yeah, bro. He
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 1: wasn't going to bring her to his house or anything
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 1: like that. Damn. Is that the picture? Oh, yeah. There.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 1: How many followers do they have? 146k. Damn. Come on.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 1: How does the wife look? Can we see? The widow?
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 1: On the rebound?
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: They showed.
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 1: The widow? No, put widow, homie. We're getting a little
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: weird here, fool, but fuck it.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: That was go back to the ring.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 1: She's going to bounce okay, fool. She's going to be fine.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 1: Look at that. Yeah, she got hella bread now.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: That foot just has bad bitches on.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at her. Oh, she's getting paid too, fool.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 1: Do you think... She'll be fine.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 3: Do you think if you cheat on your wife and
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 3: you die, do you think God judges you based on
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 3: your last action?
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 1: If you cheat on your wife....
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: You think this is for God in heaven and God
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 2: was like, Hey, fool, you.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 5: Were doing good way.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You went to church on Sunday and everything.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 1: You just come fast. Then you can fuck around on
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 1: a Tuesday night. I don't know.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: I feel like God judges you just overall how you
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 2: were in your whole life, not the last. Because I'd
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 2: be fucked up if you were so good your whole life.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 2: And then the last part, you just start sniffing coke
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 2: and fucking fat bitches. Oh, and then killing people. And then, like,
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: you know, the coconut fat bitch is regular.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 4: And then he's like, oh, bro, you were killing people.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 3: No, what I'm saying is you think God was like, hey, look,
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 3: big dog.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: You're a cheater.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 2: You did one of the scenes.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 1: One of the scenes. One of the scenes. One of
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 1: the sins in the world.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, homie, you did a scene.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why it works. That's actually a
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 1: good question, fool. Like, where does God draw the line?
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 1: Does he go, what'd you do for me lately? Or
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 1: your track record? You know, you raised good kids. You
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 1: sent them to college. You fucking donated money.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 2: God's like a pimp for good deeds. Come on, show
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: me what you got.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 1: Let me see. I think there's people's job up there
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: in heaven, like, for, like, Peter and these guys, like,
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 1: the apostles. That's their job, fool, to go through your files,
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 1: through your paperwork and shit. What would be your job
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 1: if you were an apostle, Terry? Yeah, I will be
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 1: one of the guys just fucking figuring out if you're
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: going to be able to come into the club or not, bro.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 1: Just checking in on all of your stuff, checking out the- So, Afua,
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 1: you got any good deeds? Yeah. You only got three, huh? Nah, nah.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 4: You got to bring out these five good deeds and
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 4: you can get into this club, homie.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Go back to the back of the line, dog.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: Go back to the back of the line.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: But that's the fuck the Afua, then you remember? The
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 2: only time you remember your late husband is that Afua
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: was cheating on you?
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 4: Or that Afua died? It's a lot to take in,
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 4: you know?
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 7: Like, not only did he pass away, but- You find
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 7: out that you've been cheated on, who knows how long.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 7: That's like the ultimate betrayal.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: That's a lot to take on a person.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: Do you go to the funeral and make a speech?
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 1: Like the wife? Now you have to think about it.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 1: The widow?
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even think the widow shows up.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think she shows up. What does that mean?
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: What face are you going to put on? I don't know.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 4: Because it's like, I love this man, but it's like.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 1: Is there a way to let it slide because it
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 1: was the first date?
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, what if they were just looking up for content?
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, like, like, like, there was a first time.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 1: Is there a way for forgiving the cheating?
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 2: Groupie bitch.
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 4: Because that was her first date.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 3: There's definitely, there's definitely bitches that have, that have, that
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 3: have forgiven for a lot worse.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. They haven't even made out
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: or nothing. Like, it was their first time hanging out.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 1: How do you know? Yeah, how do you know? They
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 1: must have met somewhere. They had been planning it. You
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 1: don't just buy a plan.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: Have you seen his profile? I would have gone over
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 2: there and sucked his dick.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't buy. I don't buy it that
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 1: she didn't know he was married. I don't buy that either.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 1: There's no way.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 2: We just Googled him and found his wife.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 4: She was wrong.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 7: For that, but all I'm saying is there's no forgiving.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 7: You can't say, oh, because it was their first day
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 7: or her first day here.
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: Like, no, there was prior conversations to that that happened.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: That's still betrayal. The action. The action is the first.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 4: You're spending money on a bitch.
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 1: You're flying a bitch here.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 2: You're tripping. You got me fucked up. Hey, this isn't you,
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 2: by the way.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 1: She's been hurt, dog. No one's. Yeah.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I know.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 2: So you have been cheated on.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So do you think.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 4: Did he fly her out?
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 1: Did he fly her out? Did he fly her out? No. Sorry.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 2: So do you think there's no room.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 4: So you think there's no room for forgiveness for the wife?
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 1: No.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 2: So even though this dude probably... She's hurt.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 1: She has to mourn the love of her life.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 7: And on top of that, she has to mourn the
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 7: fact that she was betrayed.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they had issues already. Okay, okay, Andrea. This
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 1: is stupid. It's a shared issue.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 4: Sometimes there isn't.
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 7: Sometimes people just, they're bored and they.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Andrea, Andrea, when you got, because you actually
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 2: got cheated on. Uh-huh.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: Were you willing to take him back?
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: No. No puedo.
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 1: No me engañes, por favor. No me engañes, por favor. No,
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 1: you can't.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 4: Because it's a slippery slope.
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 2: When you let that fool pass the first time, a
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 2: la verga, they're going to keep doing it again and
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: again and again.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 1: This dude's dead already, so she could probably forgive him.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let that fool die.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 1: Let that fool rest in peace. Let that fool rest
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 1: in peace. Yeah, because for sure he's not going to
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 1: do it again. Yeah, yeah. Oh, what the fuck? Oh,
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? What the fuck?
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 4: What the fuck, bro?
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 2: We got a different one.
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 1: She's never going to cheat on her wife again, and
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 1: she's never going to ruin her home. Yeah.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 4: This has been a podcast with Gino and Dino in Jakarta.
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 1: We love you guys. Love you guys. Thank you guys
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 1: for having us.