Latest / Luke's English Podcast / BISTECONE _ GABRIEL COXINHA - Podpah _1018
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- 2:57Speaker 4: to believe it. There's going to be a lot of things.
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- 3:04Speaker 4: Podpah Quera. for you to register and participate in getting
- 3:09Speaker 4: a love, a romance. You should participate in this program.
- 3:13Speaker 4: It's cool to see that it's booming.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Gabriel is single.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Are you single, Gabriel?
- 3:17Speaker 1: I'm single.
- 3:17Speaker 4: I think it's good for you. Whindersson was last week.
- 3:21Speaker 4: The thing is crazy. And there's also a program for
- 3:24Speaker 4: you to call an old woman to participate in the
- 3:27Speaker 4: Brino program. The auditorium of the Brino program is only
- 3:30Speaker 4: for old women. So call your aunt, your grandmother. your
- 3:33Speaker 4: mother to participate, just register the old woman there and
- 3:38Speaker 4: call us, okay? Women over 60, damn bro, how wonderful,
- 3:41Speaker 4: I love old women.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Do you like old women?
- 3:43Speaker 2: Ah, especially... I love.
- 3:46Speaker 3: I know you like old women.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Especially with children.
- 3:48Speaker 2: He sees things, Gabriel.
- 3:49Speaker 4: Look, guys, let's mention our participants today, because I was
- 3:52Speaker 4: missing them, bro, I missed you guys. Bistecone and Gabriel Coxinha,
- 3:56Speaker 4: clap your hands! More applause!
- 4:06Speaker 2: More applause! More applause! I want to start by saying
- 4:11Speaker 2: something very important.
- 4:12Speaker 3: Say it.
- 4:12Speaker 5: Gabriel is having a relationship with Carol Conká.
- 4:16Speaker 2: He will deny it until the end.
- 4:17Speaker 1: For God's sake, man. Don't start with that, man. He's
- 4:20Speaker 1: hiding it.
- 4:20Speaker 2: No, no, no. What's this?
- 4:21Speaker 1: He already threw it in Audí' s chest.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Stop with that, man.
- 4:24Speaker 1: What is this information? I don't know.
- 4:25Speaker 2: This guy is crazy, man. He comes with this out
- 4:26Speaker 2: of nowhere. And the whole trip came talking bad about Lula.
- 4:32Speaker 1: And because Lula.
- 4:33Speaker 2: Talk about Lula now, if you have the courage. National network, man. Dude,
- 4:36Speaker 2: stop putting things in my mouth. You coward. Stop putting
- 4:38Speaker 2: things in my mouth, man.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Are you with Carol Conká?
- 4:41Speaker 2: I'm not.
- 4:42Speaker 1: What if you were? There would be no problem. There's
- 4:44Speaker 1: no problem, right?
- 4:45Speaker 2: But, man, he keeps making things up. What's the problem
- 4:47Speaker 2: with having a relationship with Carol Conká, Gabriel?
- 4:49Speaker 1: No problem. I'm not in a relationship at all. Do
- 4:51Speaker 1: you know that I'm a free and single guy? Look,
- 4:53Speaker 1: before we start the hot talk, here you go. Fuck!
- 4:55Speaker 1: Is it borrowed?
- 4:59Speaker 2: This is ours.
- 5:00Speaker 4: Because I know you're doing some thematic lives. I saw
- 5:03Speaker 4: you with Corinthians and Os Caralho. So I think you
- 5:06Speaker 4: can combine these glasses. You can tear it here.
- 5:08Speaker 1: You can tear it.
- 5:10Speaker 2: Oh, no. You have to take the box, right? The
- 5:11Speaker 2: box is very important.
- 5:12Speaker 1: There, Gabriel.
- 5:14Speaker 2: What is this, man? Caralho, Caralho. Caralho, Caralho.
- 5:18Speaker 4: The next live you're doing in the city of Corinthians,
- 5:22Speaker 4: I want this glasses on you.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
- 5:24Speaker 3: And it comes with two lenses.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Two lenses, right?
- 5:27Speaker 2: Is this the one with the nose? The one with
- 5:30Speaker 2: the nose, look. Damn, it's the one with the nose, man. Liar,
- 5:33Speaker 2: I'm going to be... I don't know, man.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Did you see the character today?
- 5:38Speaker 2: I don't like to talk too much about money, no.
- 5:40Speaker 2: But look, 15 bucks. 15? 15.
- 5:45Speaker 4: Let me evaluate this. Where did you buy this watch?
- 5:49Speaker 1: 3,500.
- 5:49Speaker 4: I brought this one from the United States.
- 5:52Speaker 5: I bought this one in Dubai. And we brought some
- 5:55Speaker 5: gifts for you too. Can I give it to you now?
- 5:58Speaker 1: Really? Thank you.
- 5:59Speaker 3: This is how a good conversation starts.
- 6:01Speaker 5: This is my LaboBoo, LaboBooZone. We gave you a brush
- 6:05Speaker 5: the other time. This one was Duigão' s, right? I'll give
- 6:08Speaker 5: it to him. It's because I couldn't.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Do it with Gabriel's face. No, for the love of God,
- 6:16Speaker 1: I don't want that.
- 6:16Speaker 2: But then, like.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Oh, this is going to stay in the keychain of
- 6:19Speaker 1: my car, man.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Man, this is fucking good, man. Look. Damn, look at
- 6:23Speaker 2: the size of the key, Gabriel.
- 6:24Speaker 1: The size of the key, man.
- 6:25Speaker 2: The key is this. Damn, thank you.
- 6:26Speaker 5: No, and I'm going to tell you, do one with
- 6:28Speaker 5: your face, man. It's going to be cool too, you
- 6:30Speaker 5: do one with your face.
- 6:32Speaker 3: No, but I prefer with your face.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Yeah, because my face is.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Your face is charismatic, right?
- 6:37Speaker 3: Did you like the gift?
- 6:38Speaker 2: I liked it.
- 6:38Speaker 3: I'm going to keep it for Igor.
- 6:39Speaker 2: I've never had a thing... Thank you.
- 7:11Speaker 1: What is it, sponsor? It's there. It's sealed.
- 7:13Speaker 4: Cover everything and bring it here.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Yeah, leave it there.
- 7:19Speaker 4: You can take a look later.
- 7:21Speaker 1: No, but it's a bottle of.
- 7:23Speaker 2: No, quality stuff.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Good quality, man. You like it?
- 7:25Speaker 3: You're from Cachaça, right?
- 7:27Speaker 1: You can.
- 7:28Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's also chocolate. If you want to look
- 7:31Speaker 5: at Gabriel de Pasco, we'll get you some chocolate.
- 7:33Speaker 3: This is for those who understand.
- 7:35Speaker 4: This is quality. This little noise here is awesome, right?
- 7:39Speaker 4: Smell it to see if you can smell it.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Look at the noise. Can you smell it?
- 7:44Speaker 2: Look at this, man. What's up?
- 7:47Speaker 1: I'm far away from this. No, you're not far away.
- 7:50Speaker 1: This is good, man.
- 7:51Speaker 2: This is delicious. This is really good. Look what he brought!
- 7:57Speaker 2: Look at the chocolate.
- 7:58Speaker 1: What is this?
- 8:00Speaker 2: This is the chocolate we brought for you. We brought it.
- 8:04Speaker 2: We brought it. Where did you get it from?
- 8:06Speaker 1: I brought it from Minas Gerais. A chocolate like this.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Special thing.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Quality, man.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Maximum quality.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Can I open it?
- 8:12Speaker 3: You can, it's yours, man.
- 8:14Speaker 2: You can open it. Thank you. And the other one
- 8:16Speaker 2: is mine, right? The other round one. Charuto? Yeah, this
- 8:21Speaker 2: one is for us to smoke. It's a Cuban.
- 8:23Speaker 1: We brought it from Cuba.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Let's smoke a Charuto today. Let's go, man. This one.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Cuban, man. Directly from Cuba, right?
- 8:29Speaker 2: Directly.
- 8:29Speaker 1: How much did this one cost?
- 8:31Speaker 2: Look at the quality. This one was 500 reais, if
- 8:33Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Yeah, not talking about values, but... I don't like it,
- 8:37Speaker 1: I don't like it. Got it? What is this?
- 8:40Speaker 2: It's a chocolate too. It's a chocolate. What a wonderful gift.
- 8:44Speaker 1: You arrived full of things, man.
- 8:45Speaker 2: It's because the other time we were using a toothbrush.
- 8:48Speaker 2: It was a bit of a... It was a bit
- 8:49Speaker 2: of a shit, right? It took a year to invite us.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Again, right? I think.
- 8:52Speaker 2: No, but it was more than when you voted. I'm
- 8:53Speaker 2: going to open this one too.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Then bring the gray one. Here in the middle of
- 9:00Speaker 1: the show we smoke. Wonderful, wonderful.
- 9:02Speaker 2: And there's that time of the smoker and such.
- 9:05Speaker 3: And you know that today is the day of the lie, right?
- 9:06Speaker 2: I didn't even know, man.
- 9:09Speaker 1: April 1st, right?
- 9:10Speaker 2: I didn't imagine it was the day of the lie.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Who is the most.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Liar of you two?
- 9:14Speaker 2: Gabriel.
- 9:14Speaker 1: He here.
- 9:15Speaker 5: You're already lying about me being the most liar.
- 9:19Speaker 2: He is the most liar here. I've never lied in
- 9:20Speaker 2: my life, man. Of course, you lie every day, man.
- 9:23Speaker 3: Are you a liar, Mítico?
- 9:24Speaker 1: Look, I've been more lately.
- 9:25Speaker 2: You don't even lie, man.
- 9:26Speaker 1: I don't need to lie anymore. You're tired of lying.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lying is tiring, Gabriel.
- 9:30Speaker 5: He's not like you, who pretends to be dating.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Dude, where did you get this from? Who is that
- 9:35Speaker 2: woman you saw on Facebook? That woman.
- 9:37Speaker 1: Dude, according to the information... She.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Supposedly appeared kissing a blonde girl. Let me explain to you, man.
- 9:42Speaker 1: What's going on, Gabriel? You know very well that AI
- 9:44Speaker 1: has evolved in a gigantic way. And people keep taking
- 9:53Speaker 1: pictures of me, take pictures of random people and keep
- 9:55Speaker 1: putting it on the IA, you know? It's IA, I
- 9:56Speaker 1: told you it.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Was IA, You're right, Gabriel.
- 9:59Speaker 4: But look, since the first time you came here, a
- 10:03Speaker 4: lot has changed.
- 10:04Speaker 1: A lot has changed.
- 10:05Speaker 2: No, you're in a structure now.
- 10:06Speaker 3: No, I'm not talking about us, fuck us.
- 10:08Speaker 1: I'm talking about you.
- 10:08Speaker 4: You're in a very fucking house. You had separated.
- 10:13Speaker 2: Yeah, Gabriel.
- 10:13Speaker 4: I wanted you to talk, not giving details, or if
- 10:17Speaker 4: you talked, but... You guys were very close when you
- 10:19Speaker 4: guys came here. I was like, man, what best friends.
- 10:23Speaker 4: And then each one went to one side and now
- 10:25Speaker 4: you guys are together.
- 10:27Speaker 2: What happened? Do you want to explain, Gabriel?
- 10:29Speaker 1: Man, what happens, right? Even though we lived together, we
- 10:34Speaker 1: have different thoughts. And I'm a guy who came from
- 10:36Speaker 1: the interior of Minas Gerais. So I didn't adapt 100%
- 10:40Speaker 1: to the lifestyle here in São Paulo, to this rush.
- 10:44Speaker 2: You said you were fed up with money, that you
- 10:46Speaker 2: didn't want to do live shows, that things were stuck
- 10:48Speaker 2: and you wanted to leave to become a bum again.
- 10:50Speaker 1: So I couldn't adapt much to this lifestyle. Do you
- 10:53Speaker 1: remember that.
- 10:53Speaker 4: You were here with 7,35? And it didn't change much.
- 10:55Speaker 4: Now I'm with 30 reais.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Now I'm with 30 reais. But how was it?
- 10:58Speaker 2: Was it difficult? Who said, I'll have to go back to...
- 11:02Speaker 2: Was it you?
- 11:02Speaker 1: It was me, I was the one who decided. And
- 11:09Speaker 1: today I prefer to come from the countryside. Today I
- 11:11Speaker 1: live in the countryside of Rio de Janeiro. I prefer
- 11:14Speaker 1: to come here. I stay here for 15 days. 15
- 11:16Speaker 1: days there.
- 11:16Speaker 2: But I'll tell you, when he left, it was sad.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I gave him a bottle of whiskey and he cried.
- 11:19Speaker 3: I saw your lives later. You became a little lonely.
- 11:22Speaker 1: No, it's because.
- 11:22Speaker 5: Oh, man, you who already have a friend very close
- 11:25Speaker 5: to you.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Damn, I'm without him here. I miss him.
- 11:27Speaker 1: It's different. It's different to be alone for a long time.
- 11:30Speaker 5: And then the guy starts to get attached to the woman, right?
- 11:36Speaker 5: It was very strange, it seems that I eat your ass.
- 11:37Speaker 2: Get out, man, get out.
- 11:39Speaker 5: It seems that the guy starts to try to hold
- 11:41Speaker 5: on to the woman and the woman is sometimes not
- 11:42Speaker 5: so good at.
- 11:43Speaker 2: All times, right? Like Gabriel's ass.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Stop with that, man, for God's sake.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Because, man, women give work, right? Men are easier, man.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Got it? Men are easier to deal with. But did
- 11:52Speaker 2: you suffer a lot?
- 11:53Speaker 5: Ah, I was very sad when Gabriel left, but I
- 11:55Speaker 5: also understood that he had to work too, that his
- 11:57Speaker 5: father there, his father called him there, there is a
- 11:59Speaker 5: company there that he called him to work.
- 12:02Speaker 2: And then I understood. And he came, he came.
- 12:05Speaker 5: But the internet, man, is a very fast thing.
- 12:07Speaker 2: So.
- 12:07Speaker 5: But we never stopped talking. And I'm very happy that
- 12:11Speaker 5: he comes more times.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Now, right?
- 12:13Speaker 1: Yeah, but what happened?
- 12:15Speaker 4: From what I saw, now you guys are more together, right?
- 12:19Speaker 1: Exactly. We're working a lot more now, right?
- 12:22Speaker 5: I think, Gabriel, really, man, that you had to move here,
- 12:25Speaker 5: to São Paulo.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Do you think I have to live here in São Paulo?
- 12:28Speaker 5: Although it's a hellish traffic, and kind of cold, very cold.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Very cold.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Nobody looking at anyone's face. A gray city, right?
- 12:36Speaker 2: Gray.
- 12:36Speaker 3: There's no love here.
- 12:37Speaker 2: There's no love. It's a cloud. São Paulo is a cloud.
- 12:40Speaker 1: It's a cement.
- 12:41Speaker 2: São Paulo is a 100, Gabriel. Everything is a 100.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Today it's 1,000, right? Things are changing, everything is 1,000.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Everything is expensive, right?
- 12:47Speaker 3: But you don't intend to live here, Gabriel?
- 12:48Speaker 1: Man, who knows in the future, when things are directed,
- 12:52Speaker 1: even if everything is right, I intend to live here.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Everything for me here happens in São Paulo. As incredible
- 12:58Speaker 1: as it may seem.
- 12:59Speaker 5: There's nothing there, in Minas Gerais there's nothing.
- 13:01Speaker 2: It's Rio, right?
- 13:02Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm in the interior of Rio de Janeiro.
- 13:04Speaker 2: There's nothing there, man. If you want to go there,
- 13:06Speaker 2: there's nothing.
- 13:07Speaker 1: What's there for you to do? Literally nothing. Just night adventures.
- 13:11Speaker 2: What are the night adventures there?
- 13:15Speaker 5: I'll tell you, we'll lower the level now. Gabriel sent
- 13:18Speaker 5: me a picture at 3 am with a woman's ass,
- 13:20Speaker 5: the ass.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Was all ugly.
- 13:20Speaker 2: No, but that was in the past. The woman's ass
- 13:23Speaker 2: was all hurt. He said, brother, this is the best
- 13:25Speaker 2: night of my life. I said, what the fuck is
- 13:26Speaker 2: this night?
- 13:27Speaker 1: That's when I left.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Are you dealing with Satan? But that's when I left.
- 13:30Speaker 1: There in the countryside. There was nothing to do, I said,
- 13:34Speaker 1: I want to venture.
- 13:35Speaker 2: But this adventure is very dangerous. Where are you going
- 13:38Speaker 2: to venture?
- 13:38Speaker 1: In a nice house? Exactly, in an adult service house.
- 13:45Speaker 1: But I'm not going to lie to you, man, I
- 13:47Speaker 1: enjoyed this life a little.
- 13:48Speaker 4: Yeah, because last time you said you liked this fun.
- 13:51Speaker 4: I liked it, but I don't know, man, for me today.
- 13:53Speaker 1: Your girlfriend is talking, man! He keeps hiding, wanting to hide.
- 13:56Speaker 2: From the internet, everyone knows, man.
- 14:00Speaker 5: You're with some woman and you hide. Okay, so I
- 14:03Speaker 5: don't want to say this, but why don't you like
- 14:04Speaker 5: the fun anymore?
- 14:05Speaker 2: Man, enough.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Everything we consume in excess....
- 14:13Speaker 2: You're gay. You're gay.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Man, I say he's a shit mouth. Only shit comes
- 14:29Speaker 1: out of this guy's mouth. I'm saying this here in
- 14:31Speaker 1: the moral. If you say that again, I'll get up
- 14:32Speaker 1: and break you. I always call him to the fight
- 14:34Speaker 1: and he never comes.
- 14:34Speaker 2: I'm talking to you, man. I'm talking to you.
- 14:36Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the day that you'll get out of hand.
- 14:38Speaker 2: I wanted to get out of hand with him, really.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Do you think you would break him?
- 14:40Speaker 1: Or who would take the life of someone here, between
- 14:43Speaker 1: you two? I'll get you, man. Dude, I'm a more
- 14:49Speaker 1: patient guy, but like, currently my patience with him is
- 14:52Speaker 1: already running out. We went to the award ceremony there.
- 14:55Speaker 2: At the parking lot, he was wearing flip-flops, all dirty.
- 14:57Speaker 2: I saw that.
- 14:57Speaker 5: I put on my pants, I said, put on your pants,
- 14:59Speaker 5: put on your pants, and he started screaming at the
- 15:01Speaker 5: parking lot.
- 15:02Speaker 2: Calm down, fuck! Like a madman. He wants to do
- 15:05Speaker 2: everything on time. Then, when I turned off the live,
- 15:07Speaker 2: I was going to get you in the punch.
- 15:08Speaker 1: I told him that I wanted to get him in
- 15:09Speaker 1: the punch.
- 15:10Speaker 2: I was going to get you in the punch.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Okay, but I want to know more about that, because...
- 15:16Speaker 1: You're not the adult entertainment guy anymore. I'm tired. I'm
- 15:19Speaker 1: tired of this life. I'm being very honest with you.
- 15:21Speaker 1: I got tired of this life of staying there in Augusta.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Go there, go here.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Look at this place.
- 15:25Speaker 1: It's true.
- 15:25Speaker 2: You know that.
- 15:27Speaker 1: I've already told you that. I'll tell you. We had
- 15:29Speaker 1: a life.
- 15:30Speaker 2: I followed, but I didn't get involved.
- 15:31Speaker 3: I'm a guy.
- 15:35Speaker 2: You follow me and don't get involved, man. You're 100% right, man.
- 15:37Speaker 1: 100% right.
- 15:38Speaker 2: I was just looking.
- 15:39Speaker 5: I've seen more than a thousand naked women in front
- 15:41Speaker 5: of me and I didn't get involved at all.
- 15:43Speaker 1: A thousand?
- 15:43Speaker 2: A thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand. Do you
- 15:45Speaker 2: believe it? Put your glasses on to keep talking, because.
- 15:48Speaker 5: There are people who will look at my face and
- 15:51Speaker 5: say that I'm cynical, that I'm a liar.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Yes, especially today, right?
- 15:54Speaker 1: No, but today is just one day, you know?
- 15:55Speaker 2: It's like tomorrow. It's like Holy Friday.
- 15:57Speaker 5: There are people who think they're going to eat a
- 15:59Speaker 5: fish on Friday.
- 16:02Speaker 5: Sexta-feira santa, e tudo vai ficar maravilhoso.
- 16:06Speaker 2: E não vai.
- 16:06Speaker 5: A pessoa pecou o ano inteiro, fez o mal, até
- 16:09Speaker 5: matou gente às vezes, aí vai.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Comer um peixe, não vai adiantar nada. É igual o Gabriel.
- 16:13Speaker 5: Ele ficou cinco anos se envolvendo com mulher da sujeira
- 16:15Speaker 5: na porqueira.
- 16:16Speaker 2: E hoje ele acha que ele é abençoado.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Mulheres profissionais.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Ele acha que ele é abençoado, ele acha que vai amar,
- 16:20Speaker 2: que vai casar. E você não vai, porque você vai
- 16:23Speaker 2: voltar pra sua vida e vai voltar logo. Você para
- 16:25Speaker 2: de fingir, se enganar que você não é o que
- 16:28Speaker 2: você é. Cara, mas... Our lives are made of cycles, right?
- 16:31Speaker 1: Sometimes we like this, sometimes we like that, and now
- 16:34Speaker 1: I've changed my life.
- 16:35Speaker 2: Okay, now.
- 16:35Speaker 4: And him, how was he at that moment when you
- 16:38Speaker 4: were having adult fun?
- 16:40Speaker 1: Did he just stare at you? Obviously not, man! Obviously not!
- 16:43Speaker 1: He was going with me, man!
- 16:44Speaker 2: He was venturing with me!
- 16:44Speaker 4: You.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Tell the truth.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Every man goes to a whorehouse.
- 16:46Speaker 2: I'm going to be low here. You're going to be low.
- 16:48Speaker 5: Every man goes to a whorehouse just to laugh. Because
- 16:52Speaker 5: it's an environment that women will show that they love you.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Women lie to you. I love you, my love.
- 16:59Speaker 1: It increases your ego, right? Yeah.
- 17:01Speaker 5: She says I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful. Once I saw a
- 17:04Speaker 5: bald guy at a table next to me, he said,
- 17:05Speaker 5: say you love me, I love you. Say you love me,
- 17:09Speaker 5: I love you. Call me my love, she's my love.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Gabriel was, right? I remember, I remember.
- 17:12Speaker 5: And then I kept seeing that, I said, man, this
- 17:14Speaker 5: is heaven. It's hell, but it's heaven too. Because before
- 17:16Speaker 5: going to the woman's room, going to the bathroom, that.
- 17:18Speaker 2: Mirror, that glass... You know it well, right? Wipe your ass... Huh?
- 17:21Speaker 1: No, Gabriel who tells me.
- 17:22Speaker 2: No, you know it, right?
- 17:27Speaker 5: You told me, and the guy who gave that joke,
- 17:29Speaker 5: before that part, everything is wonderful. So you take advantage
- 17:33Speaker 5: of the wonderful part and go away without doing what
- 17:36Speaker 5: you have to do, it's the best part of... Every
- 17:38Speaker 5: time we talk about whores, my mom... My mom said
- 17:40Speaker 5: a lot the other time.
- 17:41Speaker 1: My family also didn't like what I said. We only
- 17:44Speaker 1: talked about whores all the time. We only talked about shit.
- 17:47Speaker 4: I already started talking about that. Let's talk about something else.
- 17:50Speaker 4: But I just wanted to know... Better now, your family
- 17:52Speaker 4: saw that you are no longer this life.
- 17:54Speaker 1: I changed, I'm a new person now.
- 17:56Speaker 2: Thank you. Applause for him. He left the life of
- 17:59Speaker 2: a whore.
- 18:03Speaker 1: He's saying that because there's someone watching, right? Who's watching? Oh, Gabriel.
- 18:09Speaker 2: No, everyone is watching, right? April 1st, right?
- 18:12Speaker 5: The guy is already saying that he left the life
- 18:13Speaker 5: of a whore. But if he passes in front, he
- 18:15Speaker 5: doesn't even look anymore.
- 18:16Speaker 1: No, you have to see him on the street, man.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Every woman... Wow, look at this woman. This woman, I'm
- 18:20Speaker 2: sure she has a son. He looks like this. This
- 18:25Speaker 2: is the best. This woman must cook a lot.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Look, Gabriel. Recently, we went to Augusta. You saw that
- 18:30Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Casarão anymore.
- 18:32Speaker 2: There was a time that we.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Have you ever been to Casarão? I've never been.
- 18:34Speaker 5: To Casarão, bro. We have even an Esqueiro from there, man.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Cinzeiro. Cinzeiro.
- 18:39Speaker 5: Cinzeiro no Golzinho, glued. We have a thematic Golzinho from there.
- 18:42Speaker 5: Golzinho inside.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Golzinho is cool, man. But it's like yours.
- 18:46Speaker 1: It dies all the time.
- 18:47Speaker 3: So, I took a trip, bro.
- 18:49Speaker 1: I took a trip for him... Gabriel do you remember
- 18:53Speaker 1: your first kiss? My first kiss? Good. Then you talk
- 19:16Speaker 1: about yours.
- 19:18Speaker 4: Good.
- 19:18Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly. You don't remember? I remember, I remember.
- 19:22Speaker 1: He's afraid.
- 19:23Speaker 2: He's afraid of the interior. People put a battery on
- 19:25Speaker 2: him there.
- 19:25Speaker 1: It's just not to mention names.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Say it, Gabriel. Be brave.
- 19:28Speaker 1: I'll let you talk first, then I'll talk. Okay, I'll
- 19:30Speaker 1: talk later too. Tell me first, Mítico. Go. Man, I remember.
- 19:32Speaker 2: I was about 12 years old. She was older, much older.
- 19:34Speaker 1: How old? About 5 years old? No. She was.
- 19:43Speaker 3: I'm almost 18.
- 19:44Speaker 2: You're already lying. 12 years old. What 18 year old
- 19:45Speaker 2: woman is kissing? Man, it's because the older girls were like.
- 19:46Speaker 1: oh, she's cute, I don't know what. You were chubby? No,
- 19:48Speaker 1: I was thin. I looked like an indigenous man.
- 19:49Speaker 2: And then she was older and she kissed me like
- 19:51Speaker 2: a little girl.
- 19:52Speaker 4: It was kind of weird, but it was cool. You
- 19:54Speaker 4: were 12 years old? No, I was 15, 16 years old.
- 20:06Speaker 1: But it was cool. Was it good?
- 20:08Speaker 2: But did you think it was good?
- 20:09Speaker 1: At first it was weird because.
- 20:10Speaker 4: At first you try to give a sign, do some
- 20:14Speaker 4: little things like that. She put her tongue like that.
- 20:17Speaker 1: And such, but.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Did it scare you?
- 20:18Speaker 1: It scared me.
- 20:19Speaker 3: The texture of the tongue scared me.
- 20:20Speaker 2: Did it scare you? You thought, no, this one is
- 20:22Speaker 2: not normal.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, this one is different.
- 20:24Speaker 2: If it were a man, it would be much better.
- 20:26Speaker 1: You thought about it at the time, right? Not that one,
- 20:29Speaker 1: but it was weird. But it was cool at the
- 20:31Speaker 1: same time, I liked it. And you?
- 20:32Speaker 2: I'll tell you, my first kiss was very sad, man. No, man,
- 20:37Speaker 2: I lived.
- 20:37Speaker 5: No, thank God, it wasn't with a guy, right? It
- 20:40Speaker 5: was with a woman, in the name of Jesus, it
- 20:43Speaker 5: was sad, huh?
- 20:44Speaker 3: How old were you?
- 20:45Speaker 5: I was about 14 years old, I was older, I
- 20:49Speaker 5: was very ugly, I was before.
- 20:50Speaker 4: Now you're pretty, man. But you were thin, just the head. No,
- 20:53Speaker 4: I was, I weighed like 30, I was a.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Rice bag, man.
- 20:56Speaker 2: It was a lot, a bag of cement, 50 kilos.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Did you have a nickname at the time?
- 21:02Speaker 2: Yes, it was Três Teta, my nickname. It's because I.
- 21:05Speaker 5: My mother... I was very poor. Then my mother scraped
- 21:07Speaker 5: my head to save money. And then I was beaten
- 21:10Speaker 5: a lot at school.
- 21:10Speaker 2: I had the Calombo, man. And it was Três. Then
- 21:13Speaker 2: the guys... Don't laugh, it's a thing that affected me
- 21:15Speaker 2: a lot.
- 21:15Speaker 1: What is this?
- 21:15Speaker 4: Poor man.
- 21:16Speaker 2: And then the guys called me Três Teta.
- 21:18Speaker 3: Because of the Calombo on the head?
- 21:19Speaker 1: It was very sad.
- 21:19Speaker 5: And they called me Duende Verde, from Home Aranha, the
- 21:22Speaker 5: first one.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Because... Like, if you see here, you'll see that my
- 21:25Speaker 2: ear is not even punctured, man. But at the time, man,
- 21:28Speaker 2: she was a little....
- 21:31Speaker 5: That's how I got the name Bistecca, because it looked
- 21:33Speaker 5: like a bistecca, my ear and such, when I was
- 21:36Speaker 5: in high school.
- 21:36Speaker 2: But back to the subject, right? My neighbor's birthday.
- 21:39Speaker 5: I got there, they called me, invited me, my friends
- 21:43Speaker 5: went to my door, ah, that guy is there, he
- 21:44Speaker 5: likes you and such.
- 21:45Speaker 2: I said, let's go.
- 21:47Speaker 5: Then they went, they picked me up, I got there,
- 21:49Speaker 5: that guy, oh, I started to drink, right? It wasn't drinking, man,
- 21:53Speaker 5: our heads already started. I was there, right, talking, oh,
- 21:57Speaker 5: go there on the stairs, that guy will be there.
- 22:00Speaker 1: And the cold in your belly, your heart racing.
- 22:03Speaker 5: And then the first phase, when you're younger, the denial.
- 22:05Speaker 5: The guy pretends, I don't even need this. I'm not
- 22:09Speaker 5: even here for this, I'm here to eat cake.
- 22:11Speaker 2: You know, at.
- 22:13Speaker 5: The time, Gabriel, the guy was thinking of candy. I'm
- 22:15Speaker 5: here to eat cake, I'm not here to stay with anyone.
- 22:17Speaker 1: He wanted to eat an açaí.
- 22:18Speaker 2: I just wanted to eat. It's over, go there.
- 22:22Speaker 5: Then they put pilha, pilha, pilha, pilha, my older friends.
- 22:25Speaker 5: Then I got there, the girl was in the corner,
- 22:28Speaker 5: it looked like a spirit.
- 22:30Speaker 2: She was older than you. I don't remember her age.
- 22:34Speaker 1: It was almost the.
- 22:37Speaker 5: Same face, the same age as me, I think I
- 22:39Speaker 5: was about 14. Then I got there and she.
- 22:41Speaker 2: Said, I was waiting for you. I said, wow. Then
- 22:44Speaker 2: she took my hand, pulled me and kissed me. Wow,
- 22:47Speaker 2: she had attitude.
- 22:49Speaker 1: When she started.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Kissing me, I didn't understand, right? That's what I told you,
- 22:56Speaker 2: the first language.
- 22:56Speaker 4: When I took her face off my mythical, I looked
- 22:59Speaker 4: at her eye like this, her mother gave a slap
- 23:01Speaker 4: right in her face.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Then she fell, I don't know what. You piranha!
- 23:04Speaker 5: And her mother was hitting her, and I was looking
- 23:08Speaker 5: like this, wow.
- 23:09Speaker 2: What a wonderful kiss. Just because she kissed your mouth? What, Gabriel?
- 23:21Speaker 2: Are you thinking about the weather, man? I'm just asking
- 23:24Speaker 2: a question. You're talking in a weird way, man.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Just because she kissed your mouth? Just because her mother.
- 23:28Speaker 2: No, because she was too young and was kissing her mouth.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Her mother got affected, man. It wasn't because it was me.
- 23:32Speaker 2: It was wonderful. You don't need to be ignorant. You're
- 23:33Speaker 2: playing at a point there, trying to induce that I
- 23:35Speaker 2: was ugly. It's not mythical. Tell him. It's true.
- 23:38Speaker 1: You're a monster. I just asked a question and he.
- 23:42Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. I felt it. I
- 23:44Speaker 2: felt your evil.
- 23:44Speaker 4: The thing is that she was old and her mother
- 23:47Speaker 4: hit her all day.
- 23:48Speaker 5: Yeah, it's that women have a different impact than men, right?
- 23:50Speaker 5: The first kiss of a man is wonderful. The key
- 23:53Speaker 5: to the lock is the master key. But the lock
- 23:56Speaker 5: that opens a lot, right, Gabriel?
- 23:57Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 23:58Speaker 2: It's fucked.
- 23:58Speaker 5: So, it's more or less this explanation. And then she
- 24:02Speaker 5: caught me, I started to catch, and I was looking
- 24:03Speaker 5: at that situation.
- 24:04Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you.
- 24:06Speaker 2: It was very sad, man, because... Wow, man, the first
- 24:09Speaker 2: time you saw her... I saw her hitting me, man.
- 24:11Speaker 1: But then you talked to her.
- 24:12Speaker 5: Then I tried, but she didn't want to talk to me,
- 24:14Speaker 5: because she was afraid of hitting her mother.
- 24:15Speaker 2: And then I felt like, like, it seems that I was...
- 24:17Speaker 2: Gabriel hit me. Did she hit you.
- 24:19Speaker 1: Because she was too young.
- 24:20Speaker 4: To kiss you in the mouth, or was it you?
- 24:24Speaker 3: Man, I think it was.
- 24:27Speaker 2: Me, man, that she hit me.
- 24:29Speaker 5: I was kind of tempted, I didn't have a very
- 24:32Speaker 5: good history, you know?
- 24:33Speaker 2: Troublemaker. No, man, I even pooped on my pants at
- 24:38Speaker 2: that time, man. That's it, man. I don't like to
- 24:40Speaker 2: talk about poop. I always end up in poop.
- 24:42Speaker 1: You always end up in shit, man.
- 24:44Speaker 2: But you, with 14 years.
- 24:45Speaker 1: You pooped on your pants?
- 24:46Speaker 5: Ah, man, I went through a situation so humiliating in
- 24:49Speaker 5: my life this time, man. Once I went to play
- 24:50Speaker 5: street football. And then the kids hit that naked. And
- 24:53Speaker 5: then my mom was yelling at me in the window
- 24:55Speaker 5: to have lunch. Come have lunch, come have lunch. 3
- 24:57Speaker 5: o'clock in the afternoon, she.
- 24:59Speaker 2: Was yelling at me.
- 24:59Speaker 5: And I didn't come, I was on the street since
- 25:01Speaker 5: 8 o'clock in the morning, playing ball. I would burst
- 25:04Speaker 5: my fingers, my street was of parallelepipedum. And then I said, wow,
- 25:08Speaker 5: my stomach is not cool. I touched the wall like
- 25:11Speaker 5: this and I shit myself.
- 25:14Speaker 2: On foot? On foot. And then I said, no, I'll
- 25:17Speaker 2: wait for the soccer to pass, I'll stay on the wall,
- 25:20Speaker 2: then I'll go home, good.
- 25:21Speaker 3: And Fedor going up?
- 25:23Speaker 5: No, then a friend of mine, his name was Vitor,
- 25:26Speaker 5: he called him Negão, like you, Gabriel.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Negão too.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Vitor. Yeah.
- 25:30Speaker 5: Then Vitor realized that I was weird.
- 25:32Speaker 2: That I was suspicious.
- 25:34Speaker 3: You were stuck on the wall.
- 25:34Speaker 2: And then out of nowhere he... The mystic is fucked up!
- 25:37Speaker 2: And then everyone was making fun of me. I said,
- 25:40Speaker 2: now I have to go.
- 25:42Speaker 1: And then I went away with that.
- 25:44Speaker 2: Way here, sliding on.
- 25:45Speaker 1: That weight.
- 25:45Speaker 2: That weight.
- 25:46Speaker 3: But did you slide on your leg?
- 25:47Speaker 2: It was still there, I wasn't sliding, the.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Underwear was holding up.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Wow, with 14, 15 years old.
- 25:53Speaker 5: When I got home, man, my mom gave me a
- 25:55Speaker 5: fucking shit, mystic.
- 25:57Speaker 2: Wow.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Gabriel flies shit to everything that is there.
- 25:59Speaker 2: What a pig, man. Sorry to be here on your show.
- 26:02Speaker 1: No, life stories, bro. To say that I got fucked is.
- 26:05Speaker 5: Wow, getting fucked.
- 26:06Speaker 3: Is a lot of humiliation, man. I'm going to tell.
- 26:08Speaker 1: You, man.
- 26:09Speaker 5: It was your worst that I took, man. Because I
- 26:11Speaker 5: flew a piece of shit and it fell... It flew
- 26:13Speaker 5: on my face, I don't know how it flew.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Your mother didn't say, take off this pants for me
- 26:17Speaker 1: to hit you.
- 26:17Speaker 2: And I'm trying, I'm fucked, I'm fucked. My mother hitting
- 26:19Speaker 2: me and she couldn't understand that I was fucked.
- 26:21Speaker 1: She was hitting you because you were taking too long
- 26:23Speaker 1: to go to lunch.
- 26:24Speaker 2: And my mother today, you see her, she's cute, she
- 26:26Speaker 2: goes there and makes food for us.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Calm, calm, right?
- 26:28Speaker 2: She's an angel.
- 26:30Speaker 5: But before, man, every time she came to hit me,
- 26:31Speaker 5: there was a song from Kratos.
- 26:34Speaker 2: And she took the gas hose. Have you ever bathed
- 26:36Speaker 2: your mother heavy?
- 26:38Speaker 4: Once, with a slipper, that traumatized her, she never hit
- 26:41Speaker 4: me again. But with an earplug, some slaps, I've already taken.
- 26:44Speaker 4: But with a slipper is still good, man.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Chinelada? Gabriel told his father's story to my friend. Tell me, Gabriel.
- 26:52Speaker 2: Tell me, he's afraid, man. He's afraid until today.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Man, once I was filling my father's bag, man. I
- 26:57Speaker 1: spent a certain limit on his card. I spent it
- 26:59Speaker 1: on Rabotel, right? I really liked to play Rabotel. I
- 27:02Speaker 1: played like hell. I played like hell, right? Did you
- 27:04Speaker 1: buy the.
- 27:04Speaker 2: Furniture there, HC, the coins?
- 27:05Speaker 4: I spent it all on coins. And once my father
- 27:08Speaker 4: took it. Don't say anything to me, man.
- 27:10Speaker 1: He already called a slap like that in my head.
- 27:13Speaker 2: How much did you like?
- 27:17Speaker 1: Oh man, I think it was about 3 to 4
- 27:18Speaker 1: thousand reais. What is this? Then you deserved it. Man,
- 27:22Speaker 1: it was easier to buy a car.
- 27:23Speaker 2: It was 3 thousand in a Rabotel, man. But it
- 27:25Speaker 2: was that slap, you know? That slap, you know?
- 27:27Speaker 1: You take the bone out of your hand, like this.
- 27:29Speaker 2: And it bursts, man. After that day, I never do
- 27:33Speaker 2: it again.
- 27:33Speaker 1: The guy gets beaten up because of Rabotel, the guy
- 27:36Speaker 1: is very fucked, man.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Damn, how old were you, Gabriel?
- 27:39Speaker 1: From 13 to 14 years old. But it was really cool, right?
- 27:41Speaker 1: It was really good. In the end, it was worth it.
- 27:43Speaker 1: It was worth it. You made a key room with
- 27:45Speaker 1: the furniture, etc. I still have the rooms today. Really?
- 27:48Speaker 4: I lost my account there, bro. I used to play
- 27:50Speaker 4: this shit, bro. It was really good, right, man?
- 27:52Speaker 5: Man, I don't know what is the fun of this game,
- 27:55Speaker 5: it's very old, man.
- 27:56Speaker 1: People talk about Tibia, about Rabot.
- 27:57Speaker 4: It's because the internet was another vibe, so it was
- 27:59Speaker 4: a place where you set up your doll and you
- 28:00Speaker 4: were there exchanging ideas.
- 28:02Speaker 2: With several there. I got the time of Mega Drive,
- 28:04Speaker 2: Poly Station.
- 28:05Speaker 4: How old are you, man?
- 28:06Speaker 1: Are you new?
- 28:07Speaker 2: I'm 26. New.
- 28:10Speaker 1: How old are you? Looking at me, at my can,
- 28:11Speaker 1: how old are you? 24. 22. It's been 30 years, man.
- 28:13Speaker 3: What 30 years, man?
- 28:15Speaker 2: What 30 years? Look at his face. I'm going to
- 28:16Speaker 2: get it right. Don't talk, Gabriel.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Calm down.
- 28:18Speaker 2: 29. 32.
- 28:19Speaker 1: 35, man.
- 28:19Speaker 2: Damn, you're good.
- 28:32Speaker 2: .
- 28:38Speaker 4: .
- 28:51Speaker 5: .
- 28:57Speaker 1: I was very ugly too, right?
- 29:01Speaker 1: In my school days.
- 29:02Speaker 2: Did you have a nickname? He was, he was.
- 29:05Speaker 1: I didn't have a nickname, but like... My mom always
- 29:07Speaker 1: shaved my head at zero.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Damn, that's awesome, right?
- 29:10Speaker 1: So I kind of went to school always naked.
- 29:12Speaker 2: He was ugly, Mítico. Now he.
- 29:14Speaker 1: Man, he's cute, man. Stop lying, man.
- 29:17Speaker 2: He looks like an animal, this fucker. Shut up, let
- 29:20Speaker 2: me talk.
- 29:21Speaker 1: So, like, I always went to school with my head
- 29:23Speaker 1: shaved at zero, you know? So whenever I got to
- 29:25Speaker 1: the girls, I always got a no. and until one
- 29:30Speaker 1: day an opportunity arose. But sometimes it was in a
- 29:34Speaker 1: rude way? How were these approaches? Man, I asked my
- 29:37Speaker 1: friends to come.
- 29:38Speaker 2: Failed. Help me there.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Solve the business for you.
- 29:41Speaker 2: It's not a failed thing, man. The guy never kissed
- 29:43Speaker 2: in the mouth.
- 29:43Speaker 1: But that's the least, man. You have to have a
- 29:45Speaker 1: minimum dialogue.
- 29:47Speaker 2: At least. Come on, how are you, my dear? Good evening.
- 29:50Speaker 1: So, man.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Are you going to keep talking until my gesture? No, no, no, talk, talk, talk.
- 30:00Speaker 2: So I was very ugly, head shaved, you know?
- 30:02Speaker 1: People used to make fun of me a lot at school.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Low self-esteem, all screwed up. And I always walked in
- 30:09Speaker 1: a circle of friends that everyone took everyone. I used
- 30:13Speaker 1: to say, bro, when are you going to help me?
- 30:15Speaker 1: Until one day a crazy person came up to stay
- 30:17Speaker 1: with me.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Crazy.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Exactly, because.
- 30:20Speaker 5: No, but there's always a girl who thinks you're an
- 30:23Speaker 5: exotic guy.
- 30:24Speaker 1: You're an exotic guy.
- 30:26Speaker 2: Exactly. How old were you?
- 30:27Speaker 1: Tell us. Look, I was 14 to 15 years old.
- 30:29Speaker 1: That's the age that we start to want to kiss
- 30:31Speaker 1: in the mouth, right?
- 30:31Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 30:32Speaker 1: And I remember exactly this date, because... It was at
- 30:36Speaker 1: the end of school, my friend arrived at the girl...
- 30:38Speaker 1: And she wanted to stay with me. And it was
- 30:42Speaker 1: in the interior of Minas Gerais. And she was there
- 30:45Speaker 1: waiting for me. I even remember the name of the place.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Lago dos Anjos.
- 30:49Speaker 2: Wow.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Lago dos Anjos.
- 30:51Speaker 2: Now the place is dirty.
- 30:53Speaker 1: In Santa Rita de Jacutinga, in my city.
- 30:55Speaker 2: Marked now.
- 30:55Speaker 1: What's the name of the city? Santa Rita de Jacutinga.
- 30:58Speaker 1: The interior of Minas Gerais, in the middle of the world.
- 31:01Speaker 1: And she was there in the cave waiting for me.
- 31:04Speaker 1: And I was nervous, nervous. How to kiss? I even
- 31:07Speaker 1: asked my friend how to kiss in the mouth.
- 31:08Speaker 4: Didn't you try to kiss your hand before?
- 31:11Speaker 1: No. Orange. Mirror, mirror. No. The floor. Then, when I
- 31:15Speaker 1: approached her, she grabbed my face and put it in
- 31:18Speaker 1: my mouth.
- 31:18Speaker 2: There you go.
- 31:19Speaker 1: And it was the most delicious kiss for me. It
- 31:21Speaker 1: was delicious. I had never kissed in my mouth, man.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Didn't you miss it?
- 31:24Speaker 2: Did you like it in person?
- 31:24Speaker 1: I already liked it in person. That... Wow, Gabriel. That mouth,
- 31:28Speaker 1: you know?
- 31:28Speaker 2: What a delight, what a delight. The tongue. Tongue to tongue.
- 31:31Speaker 2: What a delight, Gabriel.
- 31:32Speaker 1: But there's a but. I fell in love with her. Man,
- 31:34Speaker 1: first kiss and you fell in love. I fell in
- 31:36Speaker 1: love with her.
- 31:36Speaker 3: He's a man from the countryside, right?
- 31:39Speaker 1: So? So? And then after a while she took it
- 31:47Speaker 1: and gave it to me. I don't feel the same
- 31:49Speaker 1: for you, Gabriel. And a month later she appeared with another.
- 31:54Speaker 4: But calm down, calm down, calm down. You got to
- 31:56Speaker 4: her and said, if we kiss, I'm in love.
- 31:58Speaker 2: Yes.
- 31:59Speaker 1: But how did you say it? No, man, it kind
- 32:01Speaker 1: of started to happen, we started to go out, have
- 32:05Speaker 1: that frequency of day to day, at school, that.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Look, right?
- 32:08Speaker 1: Look at the eye.
- 32:09Speaker 2: Look, take a look. What's that?
- 32:14Speaker 1: Eye to eye.
- 32:14Speaker 2: Calm down. He's remembering, man. He'll be pissed off soon.
- 32:18Speaker 1: But she got to a certain point and said she
- 32:21Speaker 1: didn't feel the same for me. One day later, she
- 32:24Speaker 1: was already with another one. Son of a bitch.
- 32:27Speaker 2: That got you, right, Gabriel?
- 32:27Speaker 1: That got me. Here's an umbrella, guys.
- 32:30Speaker 4: There's an umbrella, there's a mist, there's... I don't like
- 32:32Speaker 4: you very much. Jambu cachaça, there's everything.
- 32:34Speaker 1: So, this was the summary of my first kiss.
- 32:36Speaker 3: But did it traumatize you?
- 32:38Speaker 1: I'm traumatized to this day, because I have a rotten finger.
- 32:40Speaker 1: For relationships, for women.
- 32:42Speaker 2: That's why he's hiding it.
- 32:44Speaker 1: I'm always corny, cocky, someone cheats on me.
- 32:46Speaker 2: The story of being corny is sad. Have you ever
- 32:48Speaker 2: been corny? Yes.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Really? Yes. I don't believe you, man.
- 32:51Speaker 2: I have.
- 32:52Speaker 4: My first girlfriend was corny.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Here's a toast.
- 32:54Speaker 5: But was it corny for everyone to know or just
- 32:56Speaker 5: for you to know? It was corny for everyone to know.
- 32:58Speaker 5: Because the toast here is disgusting.
- 32:59Speaker 2: I'll tell you this one quickly. I've already told this one,
- 33:02Speaker 2: but I want you.
- 33:03Speaker 1: To understand and I want you to share it too.
- 33:05Speaker 4: I was at my friend's house, my girlfriend passed by,
- 33:12Speaker 4: And I was having coffee with my friend and I said, look,
- 33:16Speaker 4: it's that girl. Then I went down from his house
- 33:18Speaker 4: with my friend and followed her. And then she crossed
- 33:20Speaker 4: two streets. hit the door of a person, opened it,
- 33:24Speaker 4: it was a guy. I remember the sensation when the
- 33:26Speaker 4: guy opened it. Did he give the seal?
- 33:28Speaker 3: My heart started to accelerate, I said, it's a man,
- 33:30Speaker 3: not a friend.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Then the guy grabbed her, kissed her and she came in.
- 33:33Speaker 1: What a bad feeling.
- 33:34Speaker 2: And she accepted the kiss?
- 33:35Speaker 1: She accepted, like, as if she had a lot of intimacy.
- 33:39Speaker 4: And she was my girlfriend, man. And then I looked
- 33:41Speaker 4: at that and said, my God.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Man, this is fucked up.
- 33:44Speaker 3: What a pain.
- 33:44Speaker 4: Then, you know, when not even a friend made a joke,
- 33:47Speaker 4: the friend looked at me, passed his hand on my head,
- 33:49Speaker 4: didn't even want to make a joke.
- 33:51Speaker 1: And then, he had a bicep.
- 33:53Speaker 2: You could even cry, right? I could.
- 33:55Speaker 1: I had nothing.
- 33:56Speaker 2: He had a bicep.
- 33:57Speaker 1: I cried, I cried. I took her little bear, I
- 33:59Speaker 1: threw it away and such.
- 34:00Speaker 5: But that cry, like, hurtful, really? Of the guy sitting
- 34:02Speaker 5: on the sidewalk like that?
- 34:03Speaker 2: Hurtful.
- 34:03Speaker 1: It hurt my heart.
- 34:05Speaker 3: It traumatized me to this day.
- 34:06Speaker 1: It's very bad.
- 34:07Speaker 4: And then, on Monday, I went to school. And at
- 34:10Speaker 4: the time, there was a song by T-Pain, Chris Brown.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Kiss, kiss, kiss.
- 34:14Speaker 1: And then, they just said that she was with this
- 34:16Speaker 1: guy just because he had a bicep.
- 34:17Speaker 3: I didn't have anything. So when I entered the room,
- 34:20Speaker 3: my friends were singing this song. And they made a parody.
- 34:23Speaker 1: I don't know what.
- 34:24Speaker 4: The girl betrayed Thiago because he had a.
- 34:27Speaker 1: They made a song. They made a song when I
- 34:30Speaker 1: entered the room, man. I said, wow, I felt very humiliated.
- 34:33Speaker 1: I stayed a while without a girlfriend.
- 34:35Speaker 2: You asked to go to the bathroom, you cried in
- 34:37Speaker 2: the bathroom. I cried in the bathroom.
- 34:39Speaker 3: It's very bad to cry, right, man?
- 34:41Speaker 2: Very bad.
- 34:41Speaker 4: But then, after a few years, I met her, we talked,
- 34:43Speaker 4: she said, man, it was very childish, anyway... But it
- 34:46Speaker 4: was okay, but it hurt my heart.
- 34:48Speaker 5: But I'll tell you, the guy never sees the woman
- 34:51Speaker 5: the same way.
- 34:51Speaker 1: No, no, no.
- 34:52Speaker 3: I loved her, she became my friend.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Later, but it was like.
- 34:56Speaker 2: You hurt my heart.
- 34:57Speaker 1: I was only 14 years old. Do you want to.
- 34:59Speaker 5: See a man lose the interest for a woman that he...
- 35:02Speaker 5: It's seeing her with another man. Woman is already more sentimental.
- 35:06Speaker 5: Even if she still knows about some betrayal, she still
- 35:08Speaker 5: has the feeling thing, she will only want to know
- 35:10Speaker 5: if the other woman is better than her.
- 35:12Speaker 2: It's very crazy, right? The guy doesn't. If the guy
- 35:13Speaker 2: knows that the woman... He gave her a.
- 35:18Speaker 1: A horn, right?
- 35:18Speaker 4: I think for me to have seen her with intimacy
- 35:20Speaker 4: entering the house of another guy, for me, it hurt
- 35:23Speaker 4: my heart, you know?
- 35:24Speaker 1: I said, son of a bitch.
- 35:25Speaker 2: Wow, I couldn't take it, man.
- 35:26Speaker 1: That's why I went to a lot of puteiros in
- 35:28Speaker 1: my life.
- 35:29Speaker 2: But the puteiro is an escape, man.
- 35:31Speaker 1: It's an escape.
- 35:31Speaker 2: But the puteiro is also a problem. Because the guy
- 35:33Speaker 2: gets addicted, Gabriel.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Exactly, I got addicted a lot. But I didn't go to.
- 35:36Speaker 2: You were an adult, you were without anything, because of
- 35:38Speaker 2: this shit, man.
- 35:39Speaker 1: It was because of that that I always went just
- 35:42Speaker 1: to unwind.
- 35:43Speaker 2: From 7 to 30. What? At least you evolved.
- 35:46Speaker 1: From 7 to 30.
- 35:47Speaker 2: So, I kind of... Did you unwind?
- 35:50Speaker 1: Unwind. For me, he was a psychologist. It wasn't even
- 35:54Speaker 1: for the act, it was just to unwind.
- 35:57Speaker 3: But after the unwind, there.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Wasn't a happy ending? There wasn't a happy ending.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Rarely did it happen. What a sadness!
- 36:03Speaker 1: After you start talking, you know? At most, I would
- 36:05Speaker 1: pay there, I would give a little money. I'm going
- 36:08Speaker 1: to pay for the conversation we had.
- 36:10Speaker 2: I'm going to tell a story that happened to me
- 36:12Speaker 2: and to you. I'm going to tell it now, I'm
- 36:13Speaker 2: going to tell you. You can talk, you can talk.
- 36:15Speaker 5: Man, me and Gabriel had a night, we were a
- 36:16Speaker 5: little sad and sad. Then I was talking to the
- 36:18Speaker 5: girl there, right?
- 36:20Speaker 2: On Instagram. And then, out of nowhere, a night tour appeared.
- 36:24Speaker 5: For me, Gabriel will be afraid of me talking, but
- 36:27Speaker 5: I'm going to tell it, man.
- 36:28Speaker 2: You'll be surprised what happened. We went there, two rockers.
- 36:32Speaker 2: You can say it, you can say it.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Fuck it.
- 36:36Speaker 5: Two rockers, alternative role, then okay, we went to a
- 36:38Speaker 5: rock bar, very bad weather, the guy gave a coffee,
- 36:40Speaker 5: there was only dust in the coffee, it was pure coffee,
- 36:43Speaker 5: that shit, we drank at 6, beer, fuck, out of
- 36:45Speaker 5: nowhere the girls were there at home. The house in
- 36:48Speaker 5: the house is better today, isn't it, Gabriel?
- 36:50Speaker 2: Good, isn't it? Each one has their own room, then I, right,
- 36:52Speaker 2: I touched the room, I started to.
- 36:57Speaker 4: I think I've heard a little of this story in
- 36:59Speaker 4: some of your TikTok cuts.
- 37:00Speaker 5: I touched Gabriel's room, now the main part.
- 37:04Speaker 1: What happened, Gabriel, with your part? You lived, you... He
- 37:07Speaker 1: went to live.
- 37:08Speaker 2: No, I was fine.
- 37:08Speaker 4: You listened to rock, lived rock and roll.
- 37:11Speaker 2: I put a Link Park there, the only thing I knew.
- 37:15Speaker 1: He went to live, but he left the bus on
- 37:17Speaker 1: top of me.
- 37:18Speaker 2: Gabriel, no, you didn't unroll. I left the girl in
- 37:20Speaker 2: the living room with you, I left a lot of
- 37:22Speaker 2: drinks there, we have a thing like that, like a drink.
- 37:24Speaker 2: A bar, a barzinho. There's a fucking thing, I buy
- 37:25Speaker 2: a lot of drinks, I love drinks. The animal didn't unroll,
- 37:27Speaker 2: the woman, what happened? Brother, not everything is about unrolling.
- 37:30Speaker 2: It is.
- 37:31Speaker 1: I'm a guy from the countryside. Nothing against women, nothing,
- 37:39Speaker 1: but the woman was with a pinch here, a pinch here,
- 37:42Speaker 1: a thing here in the nose. It was kind of
- 37:44Speaker 1: a macabre thing. Some kind of strange subject over me.
- 37:48Speaker 1: What were the subjects? Was it what?
- 37:51Speaker 2: Baffling?
- 37:51Speaker 1: Yeah, baffling, talking about some kind.
- 37:53Speaker 2: Of strange subject, I wasn't hitting. Dude, you drank a
- 37:55Speaker 2: whole liter of whiskey, man. How was it bad?
- 37:59Speaker 1: Huh?
- 37:59Speaker 2: You drank a whole liter with a whiskey woman?
- 38:00Speaker 1: No, we were baffling there, one with the other, man.
- 38:03Speaker 2: But what happened?
- 38:03Speaker 1: I thought there was going to be a little thing
- 38:06Speaker 1: between me and her. Um chamego.
- 38:08Speaker 2: Um chamego.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Um cheiro. E na casa só tem dois quartos, né? É.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Ou seja, ela ia ter que dormir no meu quarto.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Aí ela deitou lá na cama que eu durmo. Eu
- 38:16Speaker 1: deitei lá na cama também. Aí ela olhou pra mim,
- 38:18Speaker 1: eu olhei pra ela.
- 38:19Speaker 3: E vocês não tinham se cheirar, não tinha.
- 38:21Speaker 1: Nada. Não tinha rolado nenhum afeto. Nada. A gente só
- 38:23Speaker 1: tava juntinho com o outro.
- 38:25Speaker 3: Pô, e vocês foram pra cama sem nem.
- 38:27Speaker 2: Não.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Then one was looking at the other's face, and when
- 38:30Speaker 1: I went.
- 38:31Speaker 2: Imagine that kind of atmosphere, man. Let's go to bed. No,
- 38:34Speaker 2: listen to the rest. We were tired.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Then she said to me, before going to bed,'' Is
- 38:37Speaker 1: there any problem if I put some music, something for
- 38:41Speaker 1: me to sleep?'' No problem at all.
- 38:48Speaker 2: I can only sleep listening to something.
- 38:50Speaker 1: I can only sleep listening to something. She puts me
- 38:53Speaker 1: a podcast about a case of a murder, a crime.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Elisa Samu with Bruno Goleiro.
- 38:58Speaker 4: She must have said, I only sleep listening to something.
- 39:02Speaker 2: Something. And she left her cell phone there and she
- 39:05Speaker 2: went to sleep. And the guy with an open eye
- 39:07Speaker 2: listening to Elisa Samu and the guy telling how he killed.
- 39:12Speaker 2: And I lying there next to her.
- 39:15Speaker 1: I took it and got angry with that. I said,
- 39:16Speaker 1: I'm not going to sleep anymore. I took the bike
- 39:19Speaker 1: and I kept walking like crazy in the condo until
- 39:21Speaker 1: they left.
- 39:21Speaker 2: No, and then.
- 39:22Speaker 1: How long did it take?
- 39:23Speaker 2: The woman still took 500 of his. I left my
- 39:26Speaker 2: bag there and I wouldn't even talk. I left 500.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Money, physical, it disappeared. Fucking shit, bitch.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Best night of her life, Gabriel. Thank God she found
- 39:35Speaker 2: an asshole.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Damn, she must have... She blew up. She blew up.
- 39:48Speaker 1: But she was leaving all the vestiges like that, because
- 39:51Speaker 1: she didn't want to stay with me. She went to
- 39:53Speaker 1: the bathroom, dropped a bar there.
- 39:56Speaker 2: There's no toilet paper? Man, imagine the girl in the room, man, shit. No,
- 39:59Speaker 2: she's already arrived, she's already opened the fridge.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Wow, there's food!
- 40:02Speaker 2: She opened her arms, there's food. I said, there's food.
- 40:04Speaker 1: Then she went to the bathroom of the house, there's
- 40:06Speaker 1: toilet paper.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Gabriel, does it bother you? Does a woman feel like pooping? No, everyone.
- 40:13Speaker 1: We are human beings. Everyone shits, everyone shits.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Neymar shits, Cristiano Ronaldo shits. Exactly. He shits a lot.
- 40:18Speaker 1: It's normal.
- 40:18Speaker 5: People sometimes idolize, but Neymar shits, guys. Cristiano Ronaldo too, okay?
- 40:22Speaker 2: So stop idolizing, everyone shits.
- 40:23Speaker 1: But while he was suffering in the room, you... He
- 40:25Speaker 1: was good.
- 40:26Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 40:26Speaker 1: He was good.
- 40:27Speaker 3: We were playing cards.
- 40:32Speaker 2: Baralho.
- 40:32Speaker 3: Listening to Linkin Park.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Good job.
- 40:35Speaker 5: Unfortunately, I'm a guy who knows how to dialogue. I
- 40:37Speaker 5: don't want to.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Playing Baralho at 3, 4 in the morning.
- 40:40Speaker 2: No, no. Gabriel.
- 40:41Speaker 5: It's happened three times. We get the girls to change
- 40:44Speaker 5: ideas and Gabriel gets very embarrassed. And he said, get ready,
- 40:47Speaker 5: get ready. I said, okay, I'll bring a friend, a friend.
- 40:49Speaker 5: And the girls are beautiful, man. The girls are beautiful,
- 40:52Speaker 5: the girls are cool.
- 40:53Speaker 1: But sometimes the vibe doesn't match, man. I'm a selective guy,
- 40:56Speaker 1: I'm a root guy.
- 40:57Speaker 2: You don't have to be difficult, you're ugly. And are
- 41:00Speaker 2: you beautiful, by chance? I'm not beautiful, but I'm humble.
- 41:02Speaker 2: You are Leonardo DiCaprio. I understand my position, I don't
- 41:05Speaker 2: get moved. Ah, for God's sake. But what is his type?
- 41:07Speaker 2: He thinks, he thinks, he stays very quiet, withdrawn. Once
- 41:09Speaker 2: we went there in Santo André.
- 41:15Speaker 5: We sat at a table, the live ended, we sat
- 41:17Speaker 5: at a table at Golzinho, we started drinking beer, there
- 41:20Speaker 5: were two girls in front of us drinking beer. Then
- 41:22Speaker 5: we sat with the girls, out of nowhere we were
- 41:24Speaker 5: at a funk dance with the girls. A very bad
- 41:26Speaker 5: funk dance, man, there were armed guys.
- 41:28Speaker 1: There in São Bernardo.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Damn, very bad.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Heavy weather.
- 41:31Speaker 2: And the woman rolling, something crazy like that. And then Gabriel,
- 41:35Speaker 2: what happened when you went to the woman?
- 41:36Speaker 1: Ah, when I got to her, she said to me
- 41:38Speaker 1: like this, I'm from Job. In the face. In the face, yes.
- 41:43Speaker 1: If you want to unroll something, something like that.
- 41:46Speaker 2: That made me mad.
- 41:47Speaker 1: I said, for God's sake.
- 41:48Speaker 2: But then I ask you, why does it work with
- 41:49Speaker 2: me that you're the woman of the job?
- 41:50Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
- 41:51Speaker 2: If you're the woman, are you going to shit? Are
- 41:52Speaker 2: you going to put the podcast of Elisa Samúdio? I
- 41:54Speaker 2: don't know, man. That's what I don't understand. Bruno Goleiro?
- 41:57Speaker 2: I don't know, man. Then, with me, I can talk
- 41:58Speaker 2: to the woman. He gets embarrassed, Mítico.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Is it shame?
- 42:02Speaker 4: Or what does the woman have that she draws your attention?
- 42:04Speaker 4: You said you're a.
- 42:06Speaker 1: Very different guy. I'm a shy guy. As much as
- 42:08Speaker 1: it seems. But I'm not that attitude guy. Yeah, man.
- 42:10Speaker 1: I'm a good guy. But what kind of man is that?
- 42:12Speaker 2: Yeah, there are people who... It's a horse, man. I
- 42:14Speaker 2: can't be that person. I can't get into a woman.
- 42:17Speaker 1: You're more of a hooker. More of a hooker. Can
- 42:19Speaker 1: you get into a woman? I can. Liar, man.
- 42:22Speaker 2: I can.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Of course.
- 42:27Speaker 2: But what do you say when you get to the woman?
- 42:29Speaker 4: It depends, I also only arrive when I already know
- 42:32Speaker 4: that it's smooth.
- 42:33Speaker 2: You know? Today, tell the truth, Instagram is the biggest Tinder.
- 42:36Speaker 1: That has, right? Yeah.
- 42:37Speaker 2: Holy shit, man.
- 42:38Speaker 4: Today it's hard for me to be in a place
- 42:40Speaker 4: and get to the person, it's more to realize that
- 42:42Speaker 4: there's a contact going on, something like that, then, oh,
- 42:45Speaker 4: everything is fine, then I arrive, but arriving.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Out of nowhere is impossible.
- 42:50Speaker 2: You don't arrive? I don't arrive. So, we.
- 42:51Speaker 4: But what are the characteristics that a woman has that
- 42:54Speaker 4: call your attention?
- 42:55Speaker 2: Can I talk?
- 42:56Speaker 1: Obviously. A working woman, who works like... CLT. CLT, in
- 43:00Speaker 1: a life attack, in a bakery, in a business like that,
- 43:04Speaker 1: you know? That woman who really likes to work, you know?
- 43:06Speaker 1: Mainly because she has a child.
- 43:11Speaker 3: Ah, a woman who has a.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Child makes you want it?
- 43:14Speaker 2: Yes. Today I only stay with women like.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Older. Older. From 30 years old to above. Below that.
- 43:20Speaker 2: To 40! No, no, no.
- 43:21Speaker 5: The last woman you stayed with, the woman was around 49, 50,
- 43:24Speaker 5: in that one in Santo André, there.
- 43:26Speaker 2: You kissed a woman in the middle of the avenue.
- 43:28Speaker 1: She hung up on you. No, she was 60.
- 43:31Speaker 4: Why do you like a more lively woman?
- 43:35Speaker 1: About maturity. I'm a guy who likes to live the experience,
- 43:39Speaker 1: I like to be always learning. Listen to stories.
- 43:42Speaker 2: Gabriel, this thing of you wanting to... You have to
- 43:44Speaker 2: follow your age. You know? You who are a woman
- 43:48Speaker 2: of 60, 50 years old... He lived in a.
- 43:50Speaker 5: 5,000 inhabitants city, which is just old. Then he thinks
- 43:53Speaker 5: that he has to date an old woman.
- 43:54Speaker 2: That he has to be with an old woman. I
- 43:56Speaker 2: know it's good. A single mother is wonderful. It's a delight.
- 44:01Speaker 2: It's a delight. It's too good.
- 44:06Speaker 2: .
- 44:09Speaker 5: .
- 44:28Speaker 2: For God's sake, Gabriel, I don't want to mislead you.
- 44:30Speaker 2: I'll hold on.
- 44:31Speaker 1: Does he like the new ones?
- 44:32Speaker 2: Yeah, he does, man.
- 44:33Speaker 1: But he wants to compare his reality with mine. I'm
- 44:35Speaker 1: a guy who likes to live in peace. I like
- 44:37Speaker 1: to have a mature conversation. And he doesn't understand that.
- 44:40Speaker 2: But I also have mature conversations.
- 44:41Speaker 5: I also like older women. But, like, the older woman
- 44:42Speaker 5: is one thing, you get an older woman of 30, 30, 35.
- 44:44Speaker 5: Another thing, you get a 60-year-old woman, man. But it
- 44:45Speaker 5: was just a celine that I gave in the mouth
- 44:48Speaker 5: of the old woman.
- 44:48Speaker 2: Celine, man, did you kiss a tongue woman, man, after
- 44:51Speaker 2: the live? No, it was just a celine that I
- 44:52Speaker 2: gave in the mouth of the old woman. Did you
- 44:54Speaker 2: kiss a tongue woman? Did you stick a woman in
- 44:56Speaker 2: the corner, in the fucking cachaçaiada?
- 44:59Speaker 1: It was just a seal that I gave to the
- 45:00Speaker 1: old woman's mouth, which was still a denture. You know that, man.
- 45:02Speaker 1: But isn't it good?
- 45:03Speaker 4: A more mature person, more soft, full of stories. What
- 45:07Speaker 4: was the oldest woman.
- 45:08Speaker 2: You've ever had? I think she was almost.
- 45:09Speaker 1: 50 years old.
- 45:11Speaker 4: It was at a time when I was in this,
- 45:13Speaker 4: of wanting to live these things.
- 45:16Speaker 2: How old were you?
- 45:18Speaker 1: Ah, it's been about four years. I was about 31. Wow, man.
- 45:21Speaker 2: 50 years.
- 45:23Speaker 4: I was talking here on the show and a lot
- 45:27Speaker 4: of ladies started to call me.
- 45:28Speaker 1: How was the night?
- 45:30Speaker 2: It was cool.
- 45:31Speaker 1: She picked me up from Porsche.
- 45:32Speaker 4: She took me to a nice place. She kept talking
- 45:36Speaker 4: about her children. My son hit my car, I don't
- 45:38Speaker 4: know what. I was like, damn, that's cool.
- 45:41Speaker 1: I got addicted.
- 45:42Speaker 4: I got a quota of my life just with ladies.
- 45:44Speaker 4: A man gets to a point in.
- 45:46Speaker 1: His life.
- 45:50Speaker 2: That a woman knows how to change ideas is much better.
- 45:53Speaker 3: Than having a happy ending night.
- 45:54Speaker 5: Because, man, you stay three hours with a girl who
- 45:58Speaker 5: knows how to talk is much better than you stay
- 46:00Speaker 5: with a girl who will make you happy, but you
- 46:03Speaker 5: will be unhappy.
- 46:04Speaker 4: It depends on the night, sometimes you just want a stop,
- 46:06Speaker 4: sometimes you want to hear a lullaby.
- 46:09Speaker 5: But man, who knows how to change ideas is the
- 46:11Speaker 5: best thing there is, man.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Why?
- 46:12Speaker 2: Imagine we get here, we are like two doors. It
- 46:15Speaker 2: sucks for you.
- 46:16Speaker 1: Horrible.
- 46:16Speaker 2: Yeah, then you get distressed, you get sad, you start
- 46:19Speaker 2: looking at the time. What time is it? What time
- 46:21Speaker 2: is it? My God, it doesn't end.
- 46:23Speaker 1: It never ends, right?
- 46:24Speaker 2: You know? When you have a person that you... You get...
- 46:28Speaker 2: It's a wonderful night. That's what I like.
- 46:31Speaker 1: Ah, but Gabriel... What was the oldest person you got?
- 46:33Speaker 1: Let's respect our... Okay, I'm.
- 46:34Speaker 2: Going to tell the truth. I'm not going to lie.
- 46:36Speaker 2: 65 years old, little girl.
- 46:37Speaker 1: Fuck.
- 46:37Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie. You can see here. I
- 46:40Speaker 2: don't even tremble. You can get a mentalist there. How
- 46:44Speaker 2: did it go?
- 46:44Speaker 1: It was like this.
- 46:45Speaker 2: I was at my house, right?
- 46:46Speaker 5: I started to change ideas. The woman was all over
- 46:49Speaker 5: the place. I'm even a little ashamed to say it.
- 46:52Speaker 5: I'm going to put the glasses here.
- 46:55Speaker 2: This situation, man. A 65-year-old woman and such. She's already
- 46:57Speaker 2: a grandmother, right?
- 46:58Speaker 1: Yeah, but the woman was very whole, man.
- 47:00Speaker 5: It was something from another world there. Unfortunately, we are
- 47:04Speaker 5: in 2026.
- 47:04Speaker 2: There's a lot going on. Everything is standing. We evolved
- 47:06Speaker 2: a lot, right?
- 47:06Speaker 4: There was nothing falling or spinning.
- 47:08Speaker 2: But you already know.
- 47:09Speaker 4: She had already said 65.
- 47:13Speaker 2: So, I asked her, she kept trying to hold it,
- 47:15Speaker 2: holding it, holding it. I said... Then she said, pass
- 47:17Speaker 2: me your ID. I said, I only pass you if
- 47:19Speaker 2: you tell me your age. Then she said, 65. I said, dog, man.
- 47:22Speaker 2: She lied, but I said, I will.
- 47:25Speaker 5: I will because I want experience. The woman took me
- 47:28Speaker 5: to a coverage.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Look there, look.
- 47:30Speaker 5: Coverage, yes, that wonderful thing. She came to pick me
- 47:32Speaker 5: up from... It was a BMW, it was weaker. Look there,
- 47:34Speaker 5: that's what I'm talking about.
- 47:35Speaker 2: She came to pick me up. Then she was driving,
- 47:38Speaker 2: she said, get in the back. Then she turned on
- 47:40Speaker 2: the music, that air.
- 47:41Speaker 3: Was she like an Uber?
- 47:42Speaker 2: Like an Uber. Get in the back. Get in the back.
- 47:46Speaker 5: She was already giving me signals. Then I got there,
- 47:49Speaker 5: she took me, I went up.
- 47:50Speaker 2: To the hotel.
- 47:51Speaker 5: I felt like a prostitute, man. I felt like a
- 47:54Speaker 5: mystical prostitute.
- 47:55Speaker 2: I felt like I was doing a show.
- 47:57Speaker 3: I also felt like that when I went out.
- 47:59Speaker 2: With the ladies. Man, out of nowhere, she said, I'm
- 48:03Speaker 2: going to change your life. Turn off the internet. She
- 48:05Speaker 2: offered me a salary.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Why? But you represented her then.
- 48:07Speaker 5: But I spent four hours exchanging ideas with the woman.
- 48:10Speaker 5: Then she said, I've never seen a 20-year-old boy She
- 48:12Speaker 5: was talking for 4 hours. And we were talking about flowers,
- 48:14Speaker 5: about the countryside.
- 48:15Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 48:16Speaker 1: She had kids, she had a grandson.
- 48:17Speaker 2: She had two kids.
- 48:19Speaker 4: And she complained about them at some point?
- 48:20Speaker 2: She was already a widow.
- 48:21Speaker 5: Then she got married, separated. At the age of 60,
- 48:24Speaker 5: the woman has already seen many cups.
- 48:25Speaker 4: She's already seen a lot.
- 48:28Speaker 2: A lot of cups. But in the end, did something happen?
- 48:30Speaker 1: Man, I'm going to tell you, man.
- 48:31Speaker 4: I broke the old one.
- 48:33Speaker 2: Wow, man. I.
- 48:39Speaker 1: Really?
- 48:40Speaker 5: And I don't take anything. I'm a totally pure guy.
- 48:44Speaker 2: 100% pure. Veil to the maximum. It was natural. I
- 48:46Speaker 2: ruined that woman, man. That woman left. My God, I'm
- 48:50Speaker 2: 20 years old. I'm talking, Gabriel.
- 48:51Speaker 1: You're a mess, right?
- 48:52Speaker 2: I'm a mess. You're the beast. I am. So the
- 48:53Speaker 2: old woman called you.
- 48:54Speaker 1: So, then she offered me some money to log me
- 48:56Speaker 1: on the internet. I said, no, there's no way.
- 49:02Speaker 2: Because I like the internet.
- 49:04Speaker 4: I think it's their thing, because I remember... They want
- 49:06Speaker 4: to control the guy. Yeah, and I was with Higão
- 49:09Speaker 4: and I said, Higão, she wants to take me to Europe,
- 49:12Speaker 4: I don't know what. Higão said, bro, go, but you
- 49:15Speaker 4: only go if you post the photos, then in the
- 49:18Speaker 4: episodes I show you in Europe. with the lady, if
- 49:21Speaker 4: she can film and you go.
- 49:23Speaker 1: I didn't want to.
- 49:24Speaker 4: Then I said, man, that's fucked up, Igor, and he said,
- 49:26Speaker 4: just leave, you can go, just.
- 49:28Speaker 1: Leave, you can go with her.
- 49:29Speaker 2: My sugar mommy. Then I said to her.
- 49:30Speaker 4: You can't travel, no, because I have a podipar every
- 49:33Speaker 4: day there, but I think that's it, the woman.
- 49:36Speaker 4: Older, she wants to control. She wants you to be
- 49:39Speaker 4: her little doll.
- 49:40Speaker 2: But it's because she... It's like a man, man.
- 49:43Speaker 5: You see, for example, Leonardo DiCaprio. He wants only up
- 49:46Speaker 5: to 25, right? There's a business that he doesn't want
- 49:49Speaker 5: women above 25. There are some theories. For example, she's
- 49:51Speaker 5: with a girl now and she said she was going
- 49:53Speaker 5: to be 26. Then the guys have the theory that
- 49:55Speaker 5: he's going to lock her up. Lock her up, go
- 49:58Speaker 5: to the other. So, women should also have this thing.
- 50:00Speaker 5: When they get older, they can't control things anymore.
- 50:02Speaker 1: Just want the new ones to.
- 50:05Speaker 2: Yeah. Then I use the money, right? Money is... It's
- 50:08Speaker 2: a lot of crazy stuff, man.
- 50:10Speaker 1: What was the amount she offered you for you to
- 50:11Speaker 1: stop with everything?
- 50:13Speaker 2: It was about 30,000.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Jeez.
- 50:14Speaker 2: I'll tell you, man.
- 50:15Speaker 1: I was shaking all the time, man.
- 50:17Speaker 2: I was shaking all the time, Gabriel. My body, my spine, man.
- 50:20Speaker 1: But you were already talking on the live?
- 50:22Speaker 5: Already, already. But I wasn't so well. Today I'm better,
- 50:24Speaker 5: but I wasn't so well.
- 50:26Speaker 1: You came to think, then.
- 50:27Speaker 2: Oh, man. I stayed.
- 50:29Speaker 5: And the woman started watching my live and sending messages, messages, messages.
- 50:31Speaker 5: I said, man, the woman has 300 messages, this old
- 50:32Speaker 5: woman here.
- 50:34Speaker 1: This lady.
- 50:35Speaker 5: I'm going to answer this woman. Then I answered, I
- 50:37Speaker 5: kept talking, I spent about three weeks talking. It's just
- 50:41Speaker 5: that the older woman doesn't roll either, man.
- 50:43Speaker 1: No, it's... That's why it's good.
- 50:44Speaker 4: The older woman doesn't have much time, doesn't have much patience,
- 50:47Speaker 4: the son is pissing off, the grandson is shit.
- 50:50Speaker 2: I'm free Friday at one in the morning. At the time.
- 50:54Speaker 2: Let's go. Now. What's going to happen?
- 50:56Speaker 1: Pass in your house.
- 50:57Speaker 2: I'm going to pick you up at Avenida Paulista at
- 51:00Speaker 2: one in the morning with my BMW. The woman is
- 51:02Speaker 2: not coming to... But don't you feel like a loved one?
- 51:05Speaker 2: I felt like a prostitute.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Sometimes it's good, isn't it?
- 51:11Speaker 2: For men it is.
- 51:12Speaker 1: It's good to feel well taken care of.
- 51:14Speaker 3: What was the oldest lady you met?
- 51:16Speaker 1: Quarentona. But she didn't have that experience of post, BMW.
- 51:19Speaker 1: She was an old woman who had nothing to offer me.
- 51:24Speaker 2: It was bad, wasn't it, Gabriel? Horrible.
- 51:26Speaker 1: She was an old.
- 51:28Speaker 2: Woman who had nothing to offer me. Nothing. I live
- 51:31Speaker 2: in São Paulo, that's why I say you live in
- 51:32Speaker 2: São Paulo, man. The guy wants to live... He wants
- 51:34Speaker 2: to get a woman in the interior of Jacutinga. But
- 51:36Speaker 2: calm down, don't talk about my city.
- 51:38Speaker 1: How was this.
- 51:39Speaker 4: We told our date, he picked me up from the
- 51:41Speaker 4: post office, took me to a restaurant.
- 51:44Speaker 1: The woman took him to another country, man.
- 51:46Speaker 4: I wanted to take me to the European summer. I
- 51:49Speaker 4: even thought about going, because I wanted to have this
- 51:53Speaker 4: experience with you.
- 51:54Speaker 1: How was your experience? My experience is that this crown
- 51:57Speaker 1: only took litron.
- 51:59Speaker 2: Beer.
- 51:59Speaker 1: It starts there. A person like that won't be able
- 52:03Speaker 1: to take me away from Brazil, take me on a trip.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Take me where? Take me to a pub to drink cachaça.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Take you to crack, like that. Take you to a
- 52:10Speaker 2: pub to drink cachaça.
- 52:10Speaker 1: But how was her approach? Man, that exchange of looks,
- 52:13Speaker 1: you know? She was always a guy that I felt.
- 52:15Speaker 2: Wow, imagine the exchange of looks in the pub with Raiz, man.
- 52:17Speaker 2: A 40-year-old woman. And 40-year-old women like Raiz aren't as
- 52:19Speaker 2: cute as they are here. No, I confess it's not.
- 52:21Speaker 1: And I always liked to dress up well. And she
- 52:23Speaker 1: kept calling me, wow.
- 52:27Speaker 1: She called me the power black man.
- 52:28Speaker 2: Wow, you're beautiful, you're smelly. Power black man? What is this?
- 52:32Speaker 2: What is this? I'm a gold digger, huh? Power black man. Powerful. Why?
- 52:35Speaker 1: Why?
- 52:35Speaker 2: Here, look. Take it. So, man, there was that exchange
- 52:38Speaker 2: of looks, I.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Sat at her table, conversation goes, conversation comes, until we
- 52:43Speaker 1: closed our mouths.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Tampou na boca. What the fuck is that?
- 52:52Speaker 1: That's my way of talking, man.
- 52:53Speaker 2: I've never seen that. Tampamos na boca.
- 52:55Speaker 4: But, she was in another table, you were in another table,
- 52:58Speaker 4: there was a forró, some stuff, litrão.
- 53:00Speaker 1: No, it was an ambient music, she was drinking her
- 53:03Speaker 1: litrão de cerveja, I sat and talked, go and talk, come.
- 53:05Speaker 1: What were the talks? She started talking a little about
- 53:08Speaker 1: her daughter, what her daughter, I'm not going to say
- 53:12Speaker 1: what her daughter does, because you know how the world
- 53:14Speaker 1: is today.
- 53:15Speaker 2: I'm not going to say, don't say.
- 53:16Speaker 1: No, don't say.
- 53:17Speaker 2: Don't say.
- 53:18Speaker 1: Because her daughter is this, this, that, and there it started.
- 53:21Speaker 1: And when we went to see, we were already kissing
- 53:23Speaker 1: in the mouth. Was it nice? Ah, it wasn't. It wasn't.
- 53:26Speaker 5: At least, I'm going to tell you the truth, Gabriel,
- 53:30Speaker 5: at least you tell the truth.
- 53:31Speaker 2: I tell the truth, I'm honest.
- 53:32Speaker 1: No, I don't like lies.
- 53:33Speaker 5: I don't like lies, I don't know if you're like me,
- 53:36Speaker 5: I don't work with lies, I work only with the truth.
- 53:39Speaker 2: I once, man, I went to.
- 53:40Speaker 5: I'm going to tell the truth, in 2008, man, I
- 53:42Speaker 5: dated a funk girl.
- 53:44Speaker 2: How was it? Melancia, namorei ela.
- 53:51Speaker 1: Você namorou a mulher melancia? Conta um pouco mais pra
- 53:58Speaker 1: gente sobre essa.
- 53:59Speaker 5: Cara, vou te falar, foi uma experiência maravilhosa, sabe?
- 54:03Speaker 1: 2008? 2008. 2008, o que foi, Gabriel?
- 54:07Speaker 2: Não, não, não, pode continuar. Pode continuar.
- 54:08Speaker 1: Não, eu tenho que permitir.
- 54:16Speaker 2: Man, there's no reason to lie, man.
- 54:17Speaker 4: No, for sure, I believe in you a lot, man.
- 54:19Speaker 1: In 2008, Mulher Melancia was at its peak. She taught
- 54:21Speaker 1: me how to be a man, man.
- 54:22Speaker 5: She gave me some life stocks and stuff. She gave
- 54:25Speaker 5: me some motivational words and... What did she tell you that.
- 54:28Speaker 4: Stuck the most in your mind? What was the most important? Man,
- 54:31Speaker 4: she told me that I was very thin.
- 54:32Speaker 2: You know? That marked me.
- 54:35Speaker 5: And I understood that I had to gain weight. And
- 54:37Speaker 5: then I weighed about 45 kilos. Today I weigh 55,
- 54:40Speaker 5: thank God. I improved a lot, man.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Because of her.
- 54:45Speaker 5: Thank you, Mulher Melancia. Mulher Melancia is wonderful, man. I
- 54:49Speaker 5: gave her a stock for just a month.
- 54:52Speaker 2: Just a month with Mulher Melancia. She used to pamper
- 54:55Speaker 2: me a lot.
- 54:55Speaker 1: Really?
- 54:56Speaker 2: But, man, she was a great woman. I'm not talking, man.
- 54:59Speaker 2: I'm not talking. 2008, right?
- 55:00Speaker 1: Man, unroll. It's the mythical unroll.
- 55:02Speaker 2: You're unrolled, right?
- 55:03Speaker 1: I'm talking.
- 55:04Speaker 2: I'll even put the glasses here.
- 55:07Speaker 1: He's very unruly. No, he's unruly. I clap my hands
- 55:10Speaker 1: for him. Really? This guy is awesome. He's totally unruly.
- 55:14Speaker 2: Pure unruly.
- 55:16Speaker 1: He's pure unruly.
- 55:17Speaker 2: Gabriel, you're unruly too, but do you know what's your problem?
- 55:19Speaker 2: Your shyness makes you sink.
- 55:22Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not going to lie to you. I've been
- 55:25Speaker 1: a much more shy guy. If it was a long
- 55:27Speaker 1: time ago.
- 55:28Speaker 2: You're not shy at all.
- 55:30Speaker 1: No.
- 55:30Speaker 2: Nothing?
- 55:31Speaker 4: No, I'm fucking shy in some aspects of my life, but.
- 55:36Speaker 1: I'm not anymore.
- 55:37Speaker 3: I'm withdrawn, I stay more in my quiet.
- 55:39Speaker 2: Do you wait for the person to come and talk
- 55:41Speaker 2: to you?
- 55:42Speaker 4: I was recently called a princess, which is a category
- 55:46Speaker 4: of men who don't come in women.
- 55:48Speaker 3: Don't send messages, don't mark.
- 55:50Speaker 4: But princess is like, bro, you don't call, you don't
- 55:54Speaker 4: go after.
- 55:54Speaker 1: I consider myself that person.
- 55:57Speaker 2: Are you a princess?
- 55:57Speaker 1: I'm a princess. I consider myself a princess.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I consider myself and prove it.
- 56:03Speaker 2: Prove it, then.
- 56:03Speaker 1: No, now I can't.
- 56:05Speaker 5: I consider myself a princess.
- 56:07Speaker 2: You can't prove that you're a princess? I've never seen that.
- 56:09Speaker 4: I was called a princess because I don't call, I
- 56:12Speaker 4: don't send messages. I'm kind of an asshole in this aspect.
- 56:15Speaker 4: And I didn't really like being called a princess. But
- 56:17Speaker 4: a woman likes an asshole guy, like you. But I'm cool,
- 56:19Speaker 4: but I don't... I won't go after it.
- 56:25Speaker 2: So, what happens?
- 56:26Speaker 5: When the guy is very shy, you have to think...
- 56:29Speaker 5: I'm not going to teach you because you're an obvious guy,
- 56:32Speaker 5: you must already have the guy's experience.
- 56:34Speaker 2: But man, the more shy you are, the more you
- 56:36Speaker 2: fuck yourself.
- 56:37Speaker 1: For sure, in life. You have to think that the
- 56:39Speaker 1: world will.
- 56:39Speaker 5: End tomorrow, that everything will explode. Do you think the
- 56:44Speaker 5: world will end?
- 56:44Speaker 2: Let's not get into the subject here, it's fucked.
- 56:47Speaker 1: I think it's about to.
- 56:49Speaker 2: How many years do you think it will last?
- 56:51Speaker 3: Three years.
- 56:51Speaker 5: There's a bet now. When will it end, when will
- 56:54Speaker 5: it explode?
- 56:55Speaker 3: I think in three years.
- 56:57Speaker 2: Three years?
- 56:58Speaker 1: No, it's not much yet. It's very recent.
- 57:00Speaker 2: The IA is still starting. About 15 years. Dude, I
- 57:03Speaker 2: think what will destroy the world is the IA.
- 57:05Speaker 1: I also think so.
- 57:06Speaker 5: I think it will get some robots, robots will start
- 57:09Speaker 5: to appear.
- 57:10Speaker 2: Did you see that there is no Uber in other countries?
- 57:12Speaker 1: I saw, I was there walking alone. I was scared.
- 57:14Speaker 1: I recorded a lot of people.
- 57:18Speaker 2: You've never seen that?
- 57:19Speaker 1: I said, no.
- 57:20Speaker 4: One thing you see on the internet, another thing you
- 57:22Speaker 4: see personally. I was there at Gringo, I saw the
- 57:24Speaker 4: car passing by.
- 57:26Speaker 1: Bizarre, bizarre, bizarre. Without anyone. It's scary.
- 57:30Speaker 2: Dude, you bring a car, a car to drive for you,
- 57:31Speaker 2: it's inhuman.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Do you think the world will end when?
- 57:35Speaker 5: Dude, I have a theory, right? I think that when
- 57:39Speaker 5: Brazil wins the cup, the world will end.
- 57:41Speaker 1: For the love of God. Then we'll have to celebrate,
- 57:44Speaker 1: Brazil will win.
- 57:45Speaker 5: Ah, but Brazil, I don't know, man, lately... Do you
- 57:48Speaker 5: think Brazil.
- 57:49Speaker 1: Will win this year? I don't think so, but I
- 57:53Speaker 1: hope so. It's very hard to say.
- 57:54Speaker 2: The truth hurts, doesn't it? The truth hurts.
- 57:55Speaker 1: Do you think Brazil will win? No, I'm sure it
- 57:58Speaker 1: won't win. And do you think the world will end
- 58:00Speaker 1: this year? Man, I think in 20, 30 years it
- 58:03Speaker 1: won't end.
- 58:04Speaker 5: Gabriel, the day you get married, the world will end.
- 58:06Speaker 5: Because the woman will control your whole life and you will... Dude!
- 58:09Speaker 5: Why do you have this thought? I'm sure that the
- 58:11Speaker 5: day you have a woman, the woman will control your
- 58:13Speaker 5: whole life. She will say, you're not going to have coffee,
- 58:14Speaker 5: you're not going to eat bread. You're going to eat cheese.
- 58:16Speaker 5: And then you'll say, I'm going to eat cheese every day.
- 58:19Speaker 2: My love. Let me tell you something, are you eating shit?
- 58:21Speaker 2: Are you eating shit? Talk down. To go up to
- 58:23Speaker 2: your head like that? For me to get up here
- 58:24Speaker 2: and break your face here, man. Sometimes I ask him, man.
- 58:26Speaker 1: Did you do any kind of surgery? Because sometimes I
- 58:30Speaker 1: think he got the anus.
- 58:31Speaker 2: And put it in his mouth. And the mouth went
- 58:33Speaker 2: to the ass. Gabriel, every time your wife appears, you
- 58:36Speaker 2: get blind.
- 58:37Speaker 1: And why do you think the woman will send him?
- 58:38Speaker 2: Man, look at him. Do you think the woman doesn't
- 58:41Speaker 2: control Gabriel's life?
- 58:43Speaker 1: What woman?
- 58:44Speaker 2: Any woman.
- 58:44Speaker 1: That appeared that I'm blind. Now you're going to talk.
- 58:46Speaker 2: Gabriel, there was a time... You have to be careful to.
- 58:50Speaker 1: Talk, okay?
- 58:50Speaker 2: So talk. Unfortunately, we are intimate.
- 58:52Speaker 1: So talk. What woman controls me?
- 58:54Speaker 5: We are intimate, I can't say everything, because you know
- 58:56Speaker 5: there are things that affect your life.
- 58:58Speaker 2: And mine too. There was a time that we went
- 59:01Speaker 2: at dawn to take a walk.
- 59:02Speaker 5: E uma menina do job falou pra você, nós vai
- 59:07Speaker 5: lá no quarto e a sua vida vai mudar. You
- 59:10Speaker 5: went there, you sent all your money to her, who
- 59:14Speaker 5: was on your account.
- 59:16Speaker 2: You had a thousand reais, man. Wait, wait, she said that?
- 59:19Speaker 3: I'll take you to the room and your life will change?
- 59:21Speaker 2: She said, I was next to him. Your life will change.
- 59:23Speaker 2: You sent all your money. The next day, at eight
- 59:26Speaker 2: in the morning, I caught you crying a lot on
- 59:28Speaker 2: the couch. and saying, I made a mistake.
- 59:30Speaker 5: And I gave you this money and now I don't
- 59:33Speaker 5: want to throw this money in your face. But you
- 59:35Speaker 5: know very well that this day happened and the woman
- 59:38Speaker 5: controlled you.
- 59:38Speaker 2: You were seduced, a failed seduced guy.
- 59:43Speaker 1: Can you share with us what a joke was that?
- 59:44Speaker 3: Did she change or not changed your life, Gabriel?
- 59:47Speaker 1: Man, it was a situation at the wedding.
- 59:51Speaker 2: I was sad. Say the name of the place.
- 59:53Speaker 1: I was upset. Why? Of life? In life, right? Some
- 59:56Speaker 1: consequences of life. And I needed someone to listen to me,
- 59:59Speaker 1: to listen to me. To hear your cries.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: Yeah. And she kind of.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: She appeared in a very strange way. She arrived, sat
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: on my lap, gave that.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: What is that? She rolled on my lap. To be
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: more direct, ma'am. It was already.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: She arrived and was like this.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: And she said, I'm going to change your life. It
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: was a roll and a promise. Exactly.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: And I had the money in my account.
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: To go back to Minas, right?
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: No, not to go back to Minas. I was still
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: in São Paulo. To live here. To live here, got it?
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: But then it starts, look, love. My program is 600, okay?
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: 300 of the fourth. Then I looked there, the account
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: didn't go very well. I talked to her, I got
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: a discount. And we, right, enjoyed the night. It was cool,
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: but the other day I saw the weight. When I
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: went to look at my bank account.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: There was nothing.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: A mulher rapou tudo seu.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Rapou tudo.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: Ela mudou sua vida. Mudou minha vida.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: Mudou a tua, botou um trauma. E detalhe, depois.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Disso, depois acho que umas duas semanas eu encontrei ela novamente.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Ai amor, eu comprei meu iPhone 16 Pro Max. Ela
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: falou bem assim pra mim. O dinheiro que você deu
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: foi nesse nível? Ela falou pra mim, comprou um iPhone
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: 16 Pro Max, né? Eu tenho certeza que eu contribuí praquilo.
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: Pfff. But what did she mean by changing your life?
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: That she would crush you so much that you would
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: become another man?
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: What was that about.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: Changing your life?
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: What was it, Gabriel? I think she wanted to relax.
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: Me, you know, leave me in the clouds. She left
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: me fucked up. Really, why is the man so stupid, man?
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: We are very stupid, I keep thinking, man.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: You think you're stupid?
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: What level of... Oh, man, I'm paying a lot here,
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: but I'm kind of an asshole too, man. We're men, man. Fuck, man.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: We're men. We're assholes.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: It's already happened, man.
- 1:01:44Speaker 5: I helped a woman and she used the money to
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: make me feel ashamed, man.
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: What do you mean?
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: Man, there was a situation six years ago. I had
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: a girlfriend and she wanted to go back to the countryside,
- 1:01:57Speaker 5: I don't know what. She said, give me some money.
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: Help me. I worked.
- 1:02:00Speaker 5: I said, no, you're going to go back there with
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: your family, it's okay. We worked in the same place.
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: And then I gave her all my money to come back, man. Man,
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: besides her not coming back, she stayed in my city
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: and stayed.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: With my friend.
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: She rented a house, like, three houses in front of me,
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: like this, and stayed with my friend.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: In short.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: And then I looked at that, that hurt me, man.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: I said, I'm a mule. In short, she fucked.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: Then I ask you, man, the more the guy is good,
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: the more he fucks himself. The world, you.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: Have to be bad, man. Because if you're good, everyone
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: will take advantage.
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: Of you and step on you. But then people will
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: be bad with you too. But if you're not bad,
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: you're not safe, man. Otherwise, you have to be medium-term. Seasoned,
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: you say, right? Neither salty nor without salt. I'll tell you,
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: you just have to be good to those you know.
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: For sure. You can't be good to people who act, man.
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: I never again... I did nothing for anyone. You're already
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: six years old. Never again, Gabriel. And I don't regret
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: it for me being like this. Directly, to stop the review. Directly,
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: to stop the review. I already gave it to the guy.
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: Then my friend called me and said, man, the way
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: you talked to him. But I said, man, it's full
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: of beggars, man. On my Instagram there are only beggars.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: That's what I wanted.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: To talk to you about.
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: I've seen you commenting about it.
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: The people who ask for money, I go through it.
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: It's complicated, man.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: It's a hell.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: I'll make a.
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: Funny story, I'll make a video, I'll open it, thinking
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: that people will comment, okay, but.
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: Make a pix of 15 thousand reais. For example, you
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: have a Corvette, right? You have a Corvette? Black, right?
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: Fusco.
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: You have a Corvette. It must be a hell, man.
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: I used to live in Mauá, a really shitty city.
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: I didn't like that city. I lived there my whole
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: life and my dream was to leave there, because I
- 1:03:41Speaker 5: knew I would evolve when I left there.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: You only evolve when you leave your first city. This
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: is very real.
- 1:03:46Speaker 5: When I left there, I went to live in the
- 1:03:48Speaker 5: mansion I got there. And then, man, my Instagram became
- 1:03:52Speaker 5: a hell of a beggar. There are only beggars. And
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: then it started to annoy me. I said, what the
- 1:03:57Speaker 5: fuck is this, bro? This house is not even mine.
- 1:03:58Speaker 5: The guy is helping me to stay here. I'm giving
- 1:04:00Speaker 5: a moral there. And there's already a lot of people
- 1:04:03Speaker 5: asking me for money. I don't even have a house.
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: And then you start to understand that the Brazilian is
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: lazy as fuck, man. The Brazilian is very lazy, bro.
- 1:04:09Speaker 5: The guys just want the funny things.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: That's why.
- 1:04:14Speaker 5: Small things are so successful, like casinos. This is very
- 1:04:17Speaker 5: successful in Brazil because Brazilians are lazy.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: Very lazy. There are people who ask for a car,
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: ask for a lot of things.
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: I say, bro, it's not like that. When I was fucked,
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: I played.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: I tried.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: I came to a barrack. I made my stops.
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: I'm sure you didn't stay on Instagram of no one
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: to deceive me.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: No, bro.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: I think it's not like that that the game turns,
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: you know?
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: I think it's okay to ask for help when necessary, etc.
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: I help a lot of people, my family mainly. But
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: there are things that I look and say, man, that's it, guys.
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: Let's change the idea at least.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: Call me for a barbecue.
- 1:04:52Speaker 5: The guy starts to feel... For example, Gabriel came back
- 1:04:56Speaker 5: to his city. He was telling me that sometimes it's
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: very boring. He goes out, the guys start asking for
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: money and he's without money.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: No, I have a condition today, I have money. I'm
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: not going to lie to you. Has life improved? Life
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: has improved. I'm not going to lie to you, man.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Sometimes we have to change, right? We have to go
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: back to.
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: Improve, you know? But people don't get on top of
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: it either?
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: Yes, people get on top of me, people think I'm
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: a millionaire, you know?
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: And sometimes the guy is trying to grow, man. The
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: guy is.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: Trying to grow and sometimes you can't.
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: It's giving a better structure to the family, helping the
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: closest ones, right?
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: No, I'm going to tell.
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: You, it doesn't look like it on the internet, but
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: you have to have a good head, okay?
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: Because if not, the guy gets lost too.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: Time. Last year I was a little far away from here.
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: Because I was bugged, man.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: The internet moves. But it's good to stop a little bit.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: It's very important. You come back new too. In a
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: little while you have to stop again.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: No, I'm not deducing anything. But it's normal. It's normal.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: It's normal to give a.
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: Last year we stayed a whole month without internet, without anything.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: But it's necessary. You turn off everything, right? But are
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: you okay now?
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: Now I'm. You're good.
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: Therapy, psychologist, psychiatrist.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: You recommended it. It's very good, right? Last year, but
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: even today I don't... Isn't it? It's very good. Are
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: you going? I already went. I felt like this in
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: the clouds. For me, everything started to make sense. It
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: was better than another professional. This professional is better.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: For me, everything started to make sense. Everything started to align.
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: I've never been to any therapy.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: It's good, man.
- 1:06:20Speaker 5: No, actually, in my childhood, I was very problematic at school.
- 1:06:23Speaker 5: And I went to a psychologist. I was tempted, really tempted.
- 1:06:28Speaker 5: I was a devil at.
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: School, Gabriel. I would destroy everything, I would curse the teachers,
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: I would do nothing, I would keep drawing.
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: When I bugged, I went to do exams, right?
- 1:06:37Speaker 4: Then I found out that I have TDAH, there are
- 1:06:38Speaker 4: other things, I was even suspected of autism, etc. And
- 1:06:42Speaker 4: then it helped me, I understood why at school, or
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: because sometimes it's not possible, I'm kind of weird, it's
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: because of TDAH.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: You get kind of... Aerial?
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: Yes. But clouds, right? But you don't take medicine, do you?
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: I take, I'm taking medication.
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: Just to be more controlled.
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: For TDAH and anxiety too.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: Now I've decreased it. Why are we in a generation.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: Where everyone is anxious? I hear that a lot.
- 1:07:02Speaker 5: Everyone is anxious. Do you think it's the internet? Yeah,
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: I think it's social media. The guy opens Instagram, sees
- 1:07:07Speaker 5: everyone with cars, with houses.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: Then the guy says, man, I won a thousand reais,
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: what am I going to do?
- 1:07:15Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's what a lot of people ask for, right?
- 1:07:18Speaker 4: Because they look at it and say, man, give it
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: to me too, I want to live this thing.
- 1:07:23Speaker 5: There's the other side, for example, the guy who has
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: more money. I met a lot of people on the internet. Man,
- 1:07:28Speaker 5: there are a lot of depressed people, man. I couldn't understand.
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: I used to live in a house with 8 Youtubers.
- 1:07:35Speaker 5: The guys are all crazy. Most people who work with
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: the internet are crazy.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: I don't know, bro. I think that's it.
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: People on the internet talking about misfortune, this crazy life,
- 1:07:42Speaker 4: this search for success, this search for money, this search
- 1:07:46Speaker 4: to help the family.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: It's crazy, bro.
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: That's why therapy helps, bro.
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: Yeah, there's that too.
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: When you start to get emotional, there were times when
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: I got emotional too, man.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: Where is there a bathroom here for me to put
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: the boy to cry?
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: Wow, you have to throw it all over the world,
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: you know you're going to piss me off? Yeah, but
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: I want to know.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: You say, toilet, toilet, I want to go to the toilet, horse. Horse.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: I want to go to the toilet, I'm tight. Horse, man.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: You like this guy a lot.
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: I like Gabriel because.
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: Do you know why Gabriel doesn't lie? He doesn't lie?
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Never.
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: He never lies. You can ask everything, he will tell
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: the truth. And I think we have a very specific humor.
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: We really like shitty vibes. I told you this the.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Other time I came. But like, what shitty vibes? Shitty vibes, like.
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: I think old people are very funny.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Old people.
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: Me too.
- 1:08:40Speaker 5: You get there on a bus driver, at a point,
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: and he has that aura that he's a driver. He's
- 1:08:45Speaker 5: going to stop at the bus stop, his food is free.
- 1:08:48Speaker 5: Those little jokes.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: It's free.
- 1:08:50Speaker 5: There's even a guy on TikTok that he keeps walking,
- 1:08:54Speaker 5: he just walks, the guy records him walking. And there's
- 1:08:57Speaker 5: an aura song, but it's an old aura.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: And then he just... That aura.
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: And I think it's very funny. I don't know how
- 1:09:03Speaker 5: to explain it. It's something I see and I think
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: it's very funny. But for a normal person, it won't
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: be funny. I see that you.
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: Guys are in a bad mood, for example. You were
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: doing a live, that moment at McDonald's. What the fuck was.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: That, man? Man, the girls, man. I went to sit there.
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: I sent bad there, I sent bad. It was an approach.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: Were you crazy? No, we were fine.
- 1:09:22Speaker 5: We were there, and the girl looked at me and said, Wow,
- 1:09:24Speaker 5: what a shame to read. We were kind of funkers, right?
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: I said, shame to read? What are you talking about?
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: I went there, I was talking to them, I sat down. Man,
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: woman is kind of.
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: It's fucking woman, right, man? Woman is very ugly, man.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: Why is the guy more humble than woman? There are
- 1:09:36Speaker 5: some guys who are also ugly.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: No, there are, there are.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: But, like, usually the man is more humble, man. Man,
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: the woman is very ugly, man.
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: Yeah, but imagine them just wanting to eat, they look
- 1:09:48Speaker 4: to the side and there you two are screaming, talking
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: about your city.
- 1:09:51Speaker 5: It's fucking cool too, you can even understand, you talking now,
- 1:09:54Speaker 5: it even weighed the.
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: Climate over me here, man, I feel bad.
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: But how was it?
- 1:09:57Speaker 5: Ah, I got there, I tried to talk to them,
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: they said like this, get out of the table, leave
- 1:10:02Speaker 5: us alone, get out of the table, please. I said, fuck, man,
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: I'm going to have to leave, because I wasn't going
- 1:10:09Speaker 5: to stay, and.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: You, you know? But what did you tell them to say?
- 1:10:11Speaker 5: No, I tried to sit down, I said, what's going on,
- 1:10:13Speaker 5: what are you talking about, shame? And the women treated
- 1:10:16Speaker 5: us badly. Then when I sat down, Gabriel said.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: Calm down, mustache. Calm down, mustache. Things are going to
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: get better, we're going to evolve. I said, Gabriel, things
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: are not evolving, no.
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: What the fuck, man. These lives you guys did, man,
- 1:10:29Speaker 4: I saw that you were from maloqueiro, corinthian, funk, then
- 1:10:33Speaker 4: I saw you from cowboy. What is this footprint of
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: this live? What are you guys doing?
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: Oh, man, we try to.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: Live different things. See different things, live.
- 1:10:45Speaker 5: But we do everything here in São Paulo, man. I
- 1:10:48Speaker 5: tried to do live traveling and such, but Brazil is
- 1:10:51Speaker 5: f * * *, man. You put a Starlink, Brazil
- 1:10:53Speaker 5: is all full of trees, Starlink won't work. You put
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: the normal internet, it can be any operator, it won't
- 1:10:58Speaker 5: work so well, it will fall. And then people don't understand, right?
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: People who are watching... For example, now people are complaining
- 1:11:05Speaker 5: about the internet.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: People don't understand.
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: People will complain, complain, complain... And then you, who's trying
- 1:11:10Speaker 5: to do it, start to.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: Start to blabber. Yeah. You start like, damn, man, it
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: was bad, guys, it's not my fault, I'm trying.
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: And then people start to curse you, because it's normal, right?
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: The internet, people curse a lot, talk a lot of bullshit,
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: and you start to get sad, sad, sad, sad, and
- 1:11:22Speaker 5: you start blabbering, because now the french fries are blabbering, and.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: Then you give up. So we started to do everything
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: that we try to do differently in other places, right here.
- 1:11:31Speaker 5: So we want to go to Sertanejo here, we dress
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: in Sertanejo. Then we get there, everyone is from Paulista,
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: and we are from Sertanejo, idiots. And everyone was looking
- 1:11:40Speaker 5: at us. Do we want to go.
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: To a funk thing? We dress as funkers. Do we
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: want to go to a rock thing?
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: We dress as rockers.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: Do you have a next thing you want to do?
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: A rock thing.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: We want to go to a rock thing. It's very random, man.
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: I've already found a place. Man, but then you have
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: to go dressed as a rocker.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: Dressed. Leather pants. The name of the place is Madame Satan,
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: the name of the place. Look at the name, man.
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: The name of the devil.
- 1:12:01Speaker 5: Get there, there will be some gaga mel there, some things,
- 1:12:03Speaker 5: I already knew.
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: Do you listen to the rockers?
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: I don't. What's up, Gabriel? I don't like it. Just
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: because the woman pooped? No, it's not because of that,
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: but I don't like it.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: And you got your 500 reais?
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: I got my 500 reais. But it's normal, man.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: Thief thief.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: The woman ate everything that was in the fridge, man.
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: The woman cleaned the fridge, man. We were having dinner there.
- 1:12:21Speaker 5: The next day I went to look for dinner to
- 1:12:23Speaker 5: turn into lunch, there was no lunch, man.
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: I said, damn, man. Fuck, I rapped you, man.
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: Do you have a problem with me licking my throat here? No.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: No, no problem.
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: I was going to ask for a kiss from your boss. Hey,
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: I want discord in this show here. I'm going to
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: see here and you say who is more, okay? Or you,
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: or you.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: Who is more?
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: Who is more disorganized?
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: Me. I don't call for anything. My car is dirty,
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: everything is dirty.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: I don't call for anything either. Look, I like sincerity here.
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: For nothing.
- 1:13:01Speaker 4: Are you organized too? I'm very organized now. You live alone, right?
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: I live, but I have two people who help me
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: in my house.
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: I like to keep the house clean, the car always clean.
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: Now too. What do you organize? The car?
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: The car is the least. It's the bed.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: My whole life.
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: When you get up, do you fix the bed? When
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: I discovered.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: That I have TDAH and etc.
- 1:13:21Speaker 4: I realized that organizing my life, leaving everything clean, everything organized,
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: my life would be softer. so it's because the guy
- 1:13:28Speaker 4: feels good at home so today I'm not organized no
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: but it took a while because I don't think.
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: You stopped posting every day I changed where I.
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: Am now I don't have those pools don't.
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: Get sad no I stay it's more when you have
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: a custom a routine I stay I'm crazy to start
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: riding a bike every morning it's good it's good there
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: I live in a place that is good to.
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: Walk look who is the.
- 1:13:54Speaker 5: Gabriel doesn't even take a shower sometimes, man. Gabriel, his
- 1:13:56Speaker 5: pillow sucks like hell. I take care of myself.
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: Gabriel, stop lying. You put a cream there... I take
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: care of myself, got it? No, Gabriel, Gabriel.
- 1:14:03Speaker 5: I'm a guy who takes care of myself. There's my
- 1:14:05Speaker 5: editor laughing. He sleeps in the bed next to Gabriel
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: when he goes home to do business.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: Who's the ugliest?
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch, man!
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: You're lying! I'm talking, man! I'm talking, man! I pay
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: your salaries, man! I'm talking, man! You have to say
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: the thing, it's true. No, no, I'm not a pig, man.
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: Gabriel takes care of himself.
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: I take care of myself. I'm a guy who takes
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: care of himself. Hey, Negão, you're lying, Negão. You're a pig.
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I'm being honest. You're disgusting, Negão. Man
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: is pig. Let's be honest.
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: Man is pig.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: Man is pig. Man is pig.
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: Man doesn't care about anything.
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: All Brazilians are pigs because you're a pig.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: No, there are others who are vain, but we're pigs.
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: Let's say that I'm a pig. Are you saying that
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: who is vain is gay? No, of course not. You're
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: inducing me to be a pig. This is homophobia. Are
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: you homophobic? Really, I feel like you.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: Take it in that place.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: Send it?
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: You can? You can.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Take it in the eye of your ass.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: Right in the eye, right in the eye, right.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: In the eye. This is malice, Gabriel, this is malice,
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: you know?
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: Who takes the longest time in the bathroom?
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Me.
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: Yeah, Gabriel, Gabriel.
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: You're going to shit, it's on the cell phone.
- 1:15:05Speaker 5: I take the sinuca bath. I throw the balls in
- 1:15:08Speaker 5: the hole. Basic thing, just the basics.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: The wash.
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: Yeah, wash the head there, that's it. Got it? Then
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: I pass that hand on the ass.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: You put your finger in?
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: No, but I clean it.
- 1:15:21Speaker 5: I use a soap, I do it like a screw.
- 1:15:24Speaker 5: But nothing out of the ordinary. Go on, Gabriel, tell
- 1:15:27Speaker 5: us your story.
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: What? You're less of a pig.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: Why do you take so long in the bathroom? Because
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: I'm a hairy guy, right? And sometimes I use the
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: towel on my arm. You take so long because you're hairy. Man,
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: the guy being hairy on the arm is very ugly.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: No, no, no. Be honest. He doesn't shave his ass.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: Do you shave your ass?
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: No. I don't have hair on my butt.
- 1:15:48Speaker 5: But scratching your butt is important. Imagine you're in a
- 1:15:51Speaker 5: room with a woman. Then you had that wonderful night,
- 1:15:53Speaker 5: that thing. Honey, get me some water. You get up
- 1:15:56Speaker 5: on that carpet. You stay with your butt on that carpet.
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: Look at this, man. And you have a hairy butt.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: I'm bald, I have a bald ass.
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: What's the problem? What's the problem with having a bald.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: Ass, man?
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: What's the problem?
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: Talk down, man.
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: For the love of God. You have to have the
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: guy to do the basics on the ass, personal hygiene.
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: Let's go, Carioca. We're talking about ass here, guys. Thank
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: you for your presence.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: What?
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: Nothing, man. How cool, Carioca. What a ball to come
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: here to meet us. I remember him from childhood, when
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: I watched Panic. You remember?
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: I remember, too. They're the legends, right? The legends, right, man? Fuck, man.
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: The world is so crazy, right? You see how crazy the.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: World is, right? You saw how crazy it is. Out
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: of nowhere, the doors open and the.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: Legends come in here. Yeah, man. Call us there too.
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: We have a hell of a dialogue, huh?
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: A lot of shit to say.
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: We have... And we can be more pig there. Here
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: we hold it still.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: Here we use filter to speak.
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: We can be pig. The subject is more pig. The
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: way you like it, man.
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: Really pig.
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: The subject of old man, pig. Got it? Gabriel puteiro,
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: only puteiro. Jona puteiro, prostitute, prostitute. And it's cheap, it's
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: not a good place. It's like 10 reais. Calm down,
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: don't talk so much that.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: They'll be scared and call you. Once we went to
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: a ten-dollar store, we called it as buchudinha.
- 1:17:09Speaker 5: Oh, that one in Mauá? Yeah, the women are very fat, very... Fuck, man,
- 1:17:12Speaker 5: I don't know her, guys. You know the worst of everything?
- 1:17:15Speaker 5: But if you're going to pay a woman, you don't
- 1:17:16Speaker 5: want to stay with a fat woman.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Fuck, man.
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: Who is the funniest in your day to day life?
- 1:17:26Speaker 5: Gabriel is very old, he gets very pissed off with everything,
- 1:17:29Speaker 5: I keep making fun.
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: Of him all the time, man.
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: I love this atmosphere of yours here, bro.
- 1:17:33Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm going to tell you, the guy says
- 1:17:35Speaker 5: like this, I'm more funny, I.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Leave the guy without grace.
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: So I think you can't know. You can't know.
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: I think Gabriel is funny because he's a neutral guy.
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: He can speak in the lowest atrocity, his voice is straight. Yeah,
- 1:17:47Speaker 5: I'm me, I don't... Yeah, I think he's funny, much
- 1:17:49Speaker 5: more him. Man, I think you two are very.
- 1:17:51Speaker 4: Funny, I don't know who else is, but you guys
- 1:17:53Speaker 4: are very funny.
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: I think it's good. It's good to be funny.
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: But I see that you guys also have a nice dynamic.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: You and Higão.
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: Higão makes me laugh a lot.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: I see.
- 1:18:03Speaker 5: For example, I'm more accelerated and Gabriel is calmer. You
- 1:18:07Speaker 5: are calmer. It doesn't look like it, but you are.
- 1:18:10Speaker 5: And he's more accelerated.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: And then it matches. It matches a lot.
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: It fits.
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: If you were both accelerated, you could be breaking the punch.
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: It's true. It's true. We never fought. You guys fought. No, no, no.
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: A lot of people ask me if I've ever fought.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: No, man. We've never fought.
- 1:18:25Speaker 5: We've never fought. We've already talked about serious things.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: Serious, but nothing other than fighting, getting out of the fight.
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: Gabriel, when he leaves, he cries like a baby.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: I'm a sentimental guy. He cries, my God.
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you.
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: When I'm in an environment where people like me, take
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: care of me, hug me, I feel that. But Minas
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: Gerais is crying, Minas Gerais is crying. Ah, Minas Gerais
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: is a good people, okay?
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: Minas Gerais is a good people. Ah, Minas, you are
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: a good people, okay?
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: I love you.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: Ah, we don't even cook.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: We don't even cook. No rice, no chicken, no beef
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: on the plate. We live in a restaurant.
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: A total restaurant, man.
- 1:19:14Speaker 5: There's a woman who goes there once a week, does
- 1:19:17Speaker 5: the business, and it lasts three days, what she does there.
- 1:19:19Speaker 5: And the rest is just restaurant, restaurant. At night, it's
- 1:19:23Speaker 5: a mess, right, Gabriel?
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: Miojo, miojo and bullshit. That whore, whore, and I think.
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: We're going to die if we continue like this, man. Yes,
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: I feel like I'm diminishing my age. Yeah. I'm not
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: going to live like that. You look like you're 40,
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: but you're 20.
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: No, I'm 22, but my diet... Look at his face!
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: is not a balanced diet. Please, Mitch, tell him that
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: he looks like he's 35, 20. I don't, just because
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: I have a swollen face?
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: But that, man, you have to take care of yourself.
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: And I'm not taking care of myself, man?
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: I'm not taking care of myself?
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: I take care of myself. You look like you're 30, man.
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: Just because I eat a hamburger, you're judging me?
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: Gabriel, you have to... Just because I drink cachaça, you're
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: judging me? You have to be careful. And I'm going
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: to drink another one. This is cachaça!
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: I really drink it! You don't want some cachaça?
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: What is this? What is this?
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: He won't stand it.
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: No, let me try it. Smell it.
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: Dude, don't even smell it if you're going to drink it.
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: My God! What is this? This is our whisky. What
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: is this? Cachaça? Just put a little finger. Give it
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: a go. Don't make a mess. That's it! Ah, he's
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: a caucasian too. This cough there... Wow!
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: What is this? Barreiro? No, this is a cachaça we
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: got from a friend of ours.
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a friend who owns a restaurant.
- 1:20:34Speaker 4: Wow, but I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying this
- 1:20:38Speaker 4: cachaça is brava.
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: We like cachaça.
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: Yeah? Damn, what a cachaça of Satan, this one, man.
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: What was the name? Damn, it hurts to smell. Do
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: you know when you smell the thing and it hurts?
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: No, no, we drink, we drink. But I like cachaça.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: I've always liked to talk about it.
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: This is the thing of the evil.
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: Look, pure white. This looks like water, brother.
- 1:21:00Speaker 5: If you see us here for another two years, call us,
- 1:21:01Speaker 5: because I think it won't last long like this.
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: You have to come.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: Here more often and stay alive, Gabriel. You're 22 years
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: old already, drinking cachaça. Who poops more on a daily basis?
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: He already pooped and reached the level of closing the
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: car window. Smell it, Gabriel. Is it really?
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: Gabriel, everyone poops, man.
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: Everyone poops, but everything has its limit. Respect, brother.
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: No, Gabriel is a systematic guy. If you fart, he
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: thinks you want to kill him, that you want to
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: hurt him. I just farted, man. But it's a matter
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: of respect, right, brother?
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: Have you ever farted with a woman and held her
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: under the blanket?
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: Oh, how disgusting! I farted here, look. I'm kind of
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: stupid with that.
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: I don't fart in front of women.
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: Women like that, man. Women like it.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: But I think when.
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: You have a nice intimacy, fuck it.
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: But I never farted.
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: Have you ever farted?
- 1:21:42Speaker 4: Yes, there was one time I was in a car
- 1:21:44Speaker 4: with a beautiful girl.
- 1:21:46Speaker 5: Beautiful, beautiful, wonderful, brown, with a clear eye. Then I
- 1:21:51Speaker 5: started telling the story. Did you know that when the
- 1:21:55Speaker 5: guy holds the fart, it's dangerous? Because there was a
- 1:21:58Speaker 5: guy who died because he held the fart.
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: Is she really?
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:22:02Speaker 5: Then I got the news, I showed it. Then I said,
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: read it. When she read it, when she finished reading.
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: It, I farted. I said... I'm doing this because I
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: want to live with you. I'm like that too.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: You prepared.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: She laughed a lot. I was going to hug you.
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: After the smell passed, of course.
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: She laughed, but... But it stank a lot.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: Ah, I farted.
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: The fear is this, it's to fart in the shower.
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: But just to finish the climate, it stank the whole car.
- 1:22:26Speaker 5: No, but then, man, you have to prepare the fart, right?
- 1:22:29Speaker 5: You can't just let it go.
- 1:22:31Speaker 4: You have to see the level that will come out.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: Fart before to know the next fart and how it
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: will be.
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: Hey, bro, I'm going to tell you, we are very poor, bro. Imagine,
- 1:22:38Speaker 5: you must receive so many important people here.
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: We talk about fart, shit, whore.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: Tell you what I like the most.
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: Talk about this pig, man.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: I'm happy. But I feel bad, man. You keep talking
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: about these pigs. No, we wanted... Do you want a
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: sad story? What do you want? No, calm down.
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: Look, who eats the most? We're still in the dynamic
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: of who eats more.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: He eats more.
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: I'm skinny, I don't gain weight.
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: You tend to gain weight, right? You gain weight easily. Yes,
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: I do. I was on a roll. What is ectomorph?
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: After the... Enzomorph? Idomorph? Fat.
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: Bastard. I don't know what it is. There are three
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: things there in the metabolism.
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: There are, there are.
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: I don't know. But I gain weight with ease. Yeah,
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: so you're... Damn, man.
- 1:23:12Speaker 4: You have to be careful. You must have liked a rib, right?
- 1:23:18Speaker 4: I like it, I like to eat some stuff.
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: Some bullshit.
- 1:23:20Speaker 4: I used to like it when it was more cachaça
- 1:23:22Speaker 4: than when I was fat.
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: What's up, Gabriel? Lately we've been eating some coxinha, because
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: the process is not being good.
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: Seriously? There's a place close to our house, we went there,
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: the coxinha is not... It's not coming down. It stings
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: the moment you eat it.
- 1:23:32Speaker 5: Do you know that coffee turned over? You go to
- 1:23:34Speaker 5: that old bakery and the guy turns the coffee.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: Over the other? Wow!
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: To last longer? It's like the coxinha we're eating in
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: that place. I'm not going to say the name. The
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: guys will know it's us. Bro.
- 1:23:46Speaker 5: I went to have a coffee one day there, man,
- 1:23:47Speaker 5: and ate the coxinha, man, the two of us, and
- 1:23:48Speaker 5: it's the combo, it's the coffee and the coxinha.
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: At the time it hit.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: How much is it? Two reais?
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: No, the coxinha is about five reais there. Five or six, right? Yeah,
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: and the coffee is three reais.
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: And it's already empty.
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: And at the time it hit.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: The coxinha looks like a chiclete, man, that you chew, chew, chew,
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: and it doesn't go down. And why are you going there,
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: damn it? Man, we can't talk too much, man.
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: Man, I'm going to say it. There's a guy there
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: who bought a Mercedes and he put the entire Mercedes
- 1:24:13Speaker 2: in the Grêmio. The guy is a lunatic, man. Who
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: buys a Mercedes for 500 mil and leaves it all.
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: In the Grêmio, man? It's the owner of the restaurant.
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: For the love of God, the name of the restaurant
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: is Gijo.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: The name of the.
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: Restaurant is Gijo. The name of the restaurant is Gijo.
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: Son of a bitch, man. Man, you ruined the BMW!
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: You ruined the BMW! The Mercedes, man. The guy ruined
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: the Mercedes. He painted the wheel blue and put.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: The symbol of the BMW. For God's sake, man.
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: One thing is to like soccer and ruin that car.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: It's my dream, man. To have a car like that
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: and the guy puts the thing of the BMW, Gabriel.
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: The BMW, man. Now I want to see if you're
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: going to have lunch there.
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: No, there the walls are all full of the BMW shirt.
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: Now I want to see if you're going to have
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: lunch there.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: The next time you're going to get there, the guy
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: is going to.
- 1:24:57Speaker 5: Man, it's worse than the guys see. The only restaurant
- 1:25:00Speaker 5: is close.
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: Fuck.
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: Who gets the most borrowed clothes from the other?
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: Me.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: Gabriel uses everything.
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: Normal, normal, normal.
- 1:25:09Speaker 5: I don't call for anything. Yeah, because we go to
- 1:25:12Speaker 5: a lot of events. There's even a lot. And then
- 1:25:15Speaker 5: I say, no, Gabriel. Do you have a pen?
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: I don't have.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: Take this pen there.
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have a bad time. Who loves more?
- 1:25:23Speaker 4: Loves more women or loves you more? No, who loves more?
- 1:25:27Speaker 4: It's like, who loves more women?
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: Who loves more life? Who loves more?
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: I love my mother more.
- 1:25:32Speaker 5: I'm going to be honest with you, then Gabriel will talk.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: I'm very afraid of women. I'm afraid to love, man.
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: Traumatized.
- 1:25:40Speaker 5: Ah, I'm a little bitolado, man. I'm very afraid of
- 1:25:42Speaker 5: giving myself to a woman and the woman using me.
- 1:25:45Speaker 5: Because the woman likes the guy when the guy is
- 1:25:47Speaker 5: in the hand, you know? Totally in the hand. While
- 1:25:51Speaker 5: the guy doesn't give, the woman likes the son of
- 1:25:54Speaker 5: a bitch, man.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: The woman likes the guy, the son of a bitch.
- 1:25:56Speaker 5: The guy who doesn't give, the guy who's a bitch,
- 1:25:59Speaker 5: the guy who doesn't call her.
- 1:26:00Speaker 2: When you give yourself... Fucked.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: It was already.
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: Do you think so? I think so, I think so
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: about women.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: Why?
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: Have you already given up and fucked? Already, a lot
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: of times, man. I also. I also keep the same
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: thought as his.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: I've already given up several times and I've already screwed up. But, like,
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: I'm discovering love again, I'm not going to lie to you.
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: I'm coming back to live, I'm coming back to... That
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: was beautiful, that was beautiful. I was a very chubby guy.
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: Stop with that, man, don't touch me, no. I was
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: a very rough guy, very root. I used to say that...
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: He just said it. I'm a loving guy. I'm a
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: rough guy.
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: I'm loving.
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: I used to say that I would live my life alone.
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: Today I don't think that way anymore.
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: And how do you think about it now?
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: I'm discovering love again. Really?
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: How beautiful.
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: I don't want to know much about your intimacy, but
- 1:26:52Speaker 4: what is this feeling?
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: Next year he's going to be depressed here. Oh, man,
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: I'm fine to say no, man. It could be that too.
- 1:26:58Speaker 4: But as I'm older, there was a time in my
- 1:27:01Speaker 4: life when I was 100% traumatized and I was in
- 1:27:04Speaker 4: a crazy life, I didn't want to know anything, but
- 1:27:06Speaker 4: always sending the real to the girls, saying, man, I
- 1:27:09Speaker 4: don't want anything, I'm this, that's it, I don't trust,
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: I don't believe, I don't know what. Then the therapies
- 1:27:14Speaker 4: and things were happening, I said, look, Man, you can love.
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: Her, right?
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: There's no way to live a trauma forever.
- 1:27:21Speaker 5: No, it's not possible for you to think like that,
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: so beautiful.
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: So wonderful.
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: No, I'm telling you that I spent years in the swamp.
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: Years. Years?
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: Years alone? Uh-huh. Me too. And with a fucking distrust
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: of women. But you know what's awesome?
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: Me too.
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: I also have this feeling. No, but you know what's awesome?
- 1:27:38Speaker 5: Let's suppose you stay with a woman for five years.
- 1:27:40Speaker 5: Then you have that thing with the woman.
- 1:27:45Speaker 5: Even if you finish, you think the woman is still
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: a princess. You say, no, the woman is going to work,
- 1:27:49Speaker 5: I don't know what. The woman goes to the club,
- 1:27:51Speaker 5: a guy will talk to the woman for three minutes
- 1:27:53Speaker 5: in the woman's ear, and she will stay with the guy,
- 1:27:55Speaker 5: she will do everything with the guy.
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: So, like, you can't... But normally you don't do that either.
- 1:28:00Speaker 5: Ah, man, it's because, man, it's different, man. The man
- 1:28:04Speaker 5: thinks the woman is a little princess, is an angel.
- 1:28:06Speaker 5: And it's not, man.
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: Woman is sometimes worse than man, you know? But, like,
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: all men want to imagine the woman as.
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: I got it.
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: A special thing, an enlightened thing.
- 1:28:16Speaker 4: But that's called real life, bro. Real life is like that, bro.
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: Sometimes we have to play the game.
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: No, but the game is cruel, man.
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: Tell me why you're discovering love again. Why am I
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: discovering love again? Because I'm getting rid of myself more.
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: I was a very picky guy. No, I go to
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: the zone, I go to the whorehouse and that's it.
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: Nowadays I don't think that way anymore. Nowadays I'm a
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: more loving guy. Uh-huh. already say I love you.
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: Are you going to lie to me? I can already
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: hug people.
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: Have you ever said I love you to a woman
- 1:28:47Speaker 2: this year? You already said I love you to a friend?
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: You love me? I love you, man.
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: You're gay.
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: Look at the son of a bitch, he broke the crime,
- 1:29:21Speaker 4: did you see?
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: The guy who says he loves another man, the guy
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: is not even giving a fuck, bro.
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: I love.
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: Another gay too.
- 1:29:28Speaker 3: I love Igão, I love my father, don't you love him?
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I.
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: Have an affection for him.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: But you don't love? An heterosexual affection for you, Gabriel.
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: But you don't love?
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: You don't love, Gabriel? To love, to say. I'm saying
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: that I love you.
- 1:29:42Speaker 2: Do you love me? I love you. Damn, bro. I'm
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: being very honest with you today.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: My life today is getting a lot better. Busnes. Business.
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: Today I'm a business man, right? Me and him, we're
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: opening several companies, several shops, right?
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: You guys are only talking about.
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: We're only talking about poop, shit, periquito, prostitution... No, no, no.
- 1:30:19Speaker 3: Since you're a business man, tell.
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: Us about this part. Explain to him, Gabriel.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: We're businessmen. Today we're... We're with 10 adegas, right? Spreaded
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: throughout the São Paulo region, right?
- 1:30:26Speaker 2: 10.
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: Mainly in the ABC region, right? What's the name of
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: the adega?
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: Adegones.
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: Adegones, right?
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: The ABC region, Mauá.
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: Are you serious?
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: I'm serious, I'm serious. region of ABC, Santo André, São Paulo, Mauá.
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: We invested more than a million. More than a million,
- 1:30:42Speaker 2: you know?
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: So, like.
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: Talk about the cattle heads, Gabriel.
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: We also bought a farm from Amado Batista, right? I
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: don't want to talk about values here. Gabriel, you can talk.
- 1:30:51Speaker 2: People like to know about values. I don't want to
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: talk about values. The internet, people need to know.
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: It's a bit boring.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: Because it's a difficult field to do.
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: And to understand a little, too, the trap. Yeah.
- 1:30:59Speaker 5: Explain, Gabriel, how do we move on the cattle heads there?
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: So, what happens?
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: Today we are working more on... In the matter of
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: the fridge, we are also working in the matter of
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: the attic.
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: Is it 450 cattle? 2,500 cattle heads. It's a lot
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: of cattle, man.
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: And it's a lot of work, right? They say that
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: dealing with cattle is a lot of work. The ration
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: is very expensive, right, Gabriel? No, the ration is very expensive,
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: the employee is very expensive. What gives more work to
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: have a thousand and a few cattle, brother? What gives
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: more work?
- 1:31:26Speaker 2: The cattle don't give work, what gives work is the employee,
- 1:31:28Speaker 2: the human being.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: The human being and the issue of cattle logistics.
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: The human being is more animal than the animal itself.
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: For sure. Got it?
- 1:31:34Speaker 2: So you're going to deal with the human being.
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: The human being is fake, the cow is not. But today,
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: I won't lie to you, me and him, we're investing
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: a lot in the matter of Adega and clothing sales.
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: We're also opening a clothing store.
- 1:31:47Speaker 2: That's true.
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: We're going to.
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: Sell only clothes for Maloqueiro, right? Only. Only in this style.
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: I'm going to be a client. You know those shirts,
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: Brother Metralha?
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: Yes. Brother Metralha, some armed friars. There's always the balaclava friars, right?
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: Yeah, the friars with the rifle.
- 1:32:03Speaker 5: There's a movie about the friars that invade the bank there,
- 1:32:05Speaker 5: that has that.
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: Have you seen it?
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: I don't remember.
- 1:32:08Speaker 5: It's not Central, it's Brazil. But we're going to put
- 1:32:10Speaker 5: some freiras, some more... Let's make some mandrake shirts.
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: Cool, man.
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: So you're taking a risk in entrepreneurship.
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: What do you think, man? Do you have any advice
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: for a new entrepreneur in Brazil today?
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: Yes, you're messing with cattle, with clothes.
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: Adegas. You're only dealing with things that people like, right?
- 1:32:31Speaker 3: Drinks, cachaça, right?
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: Drinks, cachaça, clothes.
- 1:32:33Speaker 5: In Brazil, people only like everything that hurts. So, it's without.
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: Error, man. Open a vape shop too. Vape too? We can,
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: I'm also working.
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: You can, you can.
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: You can work.
- 1:32:41Speaker 2: Make a personalized vape.
- 1:32:42Speaker 5: Show the ring, Gabriel, to explain. This ring here, I
- 1:32:44Speaker 5: bought it when I opened my.
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: First company, right?
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: After a long time, like this, right? I was very
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: excited and... Today I consider myself a business man. Me
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: and him, we are two businessmen. And I'll tell you, Mítico,
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: if you want to get into the business, we're there,
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: the business is open.
- 1:33:01Speaker 2: And our business is open to you. I'll get into everything, brother.
- 1:33:03Speaker 5: I just say what I need, that I arrive, arriving.
- 1:33:06Speaker 5: Just get with the hard on Gabriel, that Gabriel will accept.
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: Pass me your contact so we.
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: Can talk better.
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: I have some proposals for you too. He's already in
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: the language of the bus. No, I'm being honest, I'm
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: not lying to you. Pass your contact.
- 1:33:25Speaker 5: We don't like to lie because lies end up with
- 1:33:27Speaker 5: the mind of the guy. I open the business of you,
- 1:33:30Speaker 5: if you want, I open it. Man, pass your business
- 1:33:33Speaker 5: a little bit. We put our company inside it. It's
- 1:33:36Speaker 5: going to be all right inside your business.
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: I trust you.
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: Are you going to accept us to enter your business?
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: I accept.
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: No, I'm being honest. I'm not going to open your business, bro.
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: It's not because it's the first one to open, okay?
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: I'm being honest.
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: No, I'm not talking about anything.
- 1:33:47Speaker 4: I open, I open your business and I get there,
- 1:33:49Speaker 4: I make a mess. Man, there's no problem. I make
- 1:33:52Speaker 4: history in this thing. Open your business that we're going
- 1:33:54Speaker 4: to invest in yours. It's already open, you entered here.
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: No, it's not open yet.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: Look at this, big for you. You can open more.
- 1:34:03Speaker 4: You saw that my business is cool. You saw, open
- 1:34:05Speaker 4: the door, enter the ball, carioca, enter the people there.
- 1:34:08Speaker 4: Everyone will enter your.
- 1:34:09Speaker 2: Business, man. I trust you.
- 1:34:10Speaker 4: What do you think if the three of us opened something,
- 1:34:14Speaker 4: it would be good?
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: Man, I think that.
- 1:34:17Speaker 2: Ah, cachaça, there's no way, man.
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: But you already have adega, man.
- 1:34:20Speaker 5: Man, I have an idea. This is an idea that
- 1:34:23Speaker 5: I have, that I think Diana will do. I have
- 1:34:24Speaker 5: the idea of opening a restaurant, Bisteca na Brasa.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: Look at the name. Man, it's all about it.
- 1:34:30Speaker 5: Man, sell only pork meat.
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: Obviously, you'll have to have normal barbecue and beer, bro.
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: We put there a... Pork meat.
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: And what do you have here? I'm not judging, pork meat.
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: Do you like pork meat?
- 1:34:41Speaker 1: I like it.
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: Torrezminho? It's kind of root, right?
- 1:34:42Speaker 4: I like torrezmo with lemon and a little bread, there's nothing.
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: Come on, bro. I ate it once, bro.
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: Pork meat is very good, right?
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: Man, there are some torrezmos that are very.
- 1:34:50Speaker 5: Man, once we went to a restaurant, we ate a guy,
- 1:34:52Speaker 5: put the torresmo in the microwave, it was so horrible.
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: Wow, did it get mushy? It got mushy. Torresmo mushy
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: is cool.
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: Gabriel broke a tooth, man.
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: Where was it?
- 1:35:00Speaker 2: Santo André. The guy put a torresmo in the microwave.
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: Bisteca na Chapa, man.
- 1:35:04Speaker 2: Remember that time?
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: This is the name, Bisteca na Chapa.
- 1:35:08Speaker 2: Let's do it.
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: Remember that time in São Tomeco, the guy... It was...
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: I don't know what it was.
- 1:35:14Speaker 2: But it was very bad, man.
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: You have to have a little thing too, right, man?
- 1:35:18Speaker 4: But I found out that São Tomé is dangerous.
- 1:35:20Speaker 2: There, the guys got there, man. I saw, man. São
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: Tomé is dangerous, man. Look, the Minas is aggressive, man.
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: Look, don't mess with the Minas people.
- 1:35:29Speaker 3: Fuck, I saw this tape, man.
- 1:35:33Speaker 4: Man, the guys went crazy in São Tomé.
- 1:35:36Speaker 2: São Tomé is not just.
- 1:35:38Speaker 4: A place for people to enjoy. Yeah, I wanted to
- 1:35:43Speaker 4: go there to travel.
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: Go with the woman there. It's very good.
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: When we went, it was wonderful, quiet, but this day.
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: There are some friends.
- 1:35:51Speaker 5: There that are not so calm. But I'm going to
- 1:35:53Speaker 5: tell you, there are only two policemen in São Tomé.
- 1:35:55Speaker 5: For the guys to make a fight with two policemen
- 1:35:57Speaker 5: in the city. What is good to do in São Tomé?
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: Man, I'll be honest with you.
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: There's only one thing to do there.
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: No, let me tell you. São Tomé has the cachoeiras.
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: Garganta do Diabo.
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: There are some restaurants that have wonderful food.
- 1:36:12Speaker 2: Alquimista, Alquimista restaurant. Alquimista.
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: You know. We know. What's the name of that friend there?
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: There's the Eighth Wonder there, where you put the car,
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: the car goes back.
- 1:36:20Speaker 5: This one I wanted to see too. What was the name, Gabriel?
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: I don't know, but....
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: If you put the car, the car won't... Do you
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: want to see? It's good, it's fun to go there.
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: It's to leave, 4 hours from here.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: São Tomé is dangerous.
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: It's dangerous, look.
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: If it were for you.
- 1:36:35Speaker 4: To make a trip, I would imagine you making an
- 1:36:39Speaker 4: international trip. Which country would you go to make an RL?
- 1:36:42Speaker 4: The cheapest and the.
- 1:36:43Speaker 2: One that only needs a passport. It's Chile, right?
- 1:36:46Speaker 5: Passport is not seen? It's the first one that every guy,
- 1:36:48Speaker 5: when he starts, has to go there.
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: It's easy, the cheapest. I'll speak for myself, I like adventure.
- 1:36:54Speaker 2: But Gabriel, you can't, damn it! Wait, let me tell you.
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: I like adventure. Cocô' s mouth is talking here, but now
- 1:37:01Speaker 1: I'm going to talk.
- 1:37:02Speaker 2: Speak.
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: Speak, speak. If I had the conditions, I would go
- 1:37:05Speaker 1: to Bolivia, Paraguay... You're crazy, man! to India, because I
- 1:37:09Speaker 1: like adventure. I want adventure!
- 1:37:11Speaker 2: But India, the guys shit on the ground there, bro. Exactly!
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: I want adventure!
- 1:37:15Speaker 3: Dude, India, you know that the thing is crazy, right?
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: Exactly!
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: I want that!
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: But Gabriel, Gabriel... Imagine.
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: An IRL there in India, bro. I want to.
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: Have a IRL. But it's going to suck, man.
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: Are we going to take a bath?
- 1:37:26Speaker 5: I've already taken a bath because one day I passed
- 1:37:29Speaker 5: in front of a bathroom.
- 1:37:30Speaker 2: A bathroom. In India? No, here in São Paulo, I
- 1:37:35Speaker 2: went to the bathroom with.
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: The bed and I took a bath. Yeah, you can't.
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: Take a bath. Yeah, imagine in India, where there's no bathroom.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: But did you understand my reasoning? Did you understand my reasoning?
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: I did, you want to see the real deal. I
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: don't want to go to the good stuff. I want
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: to start from the bottom to the top. No, Chile
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: is great. Chile is cool, Chile must be good, I've
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: never been there.
- 1:37:55Speaker 5: Chile has skiing, there are some normal things. You want
- 1:37:59Speaker 5: to go to India, man.
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: But I think the people who accompany you and love you.
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: In India. Exactly. Now you fucked us, man.
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: Imagine.
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: Imagine you two in India, walking from place to place.
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: Exactly, us dialoguing, trying to talk, walking that chaotic traffic, man. Man,
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: we're going to be banned, man. There's going to be
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: a guy shitting.
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: On the street, man.
- 1:38:15Speaker 5: I can't think of anything else, man. I think it's
- 1:38:17Speaker 5: not that extreme, like that.
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: It's not possible that I'm going to find someone shitting
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: on the street.
- 1:38:22Speaker 2: Gabriel, I already... I've already told people.
- 1:38:23Speaker 4: Who went to India, they say that there are really
- 1:38:25Speaker 4: people who shit on the street, on the media on
- 1:38:28Speaker 4: the street.
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: Man, imagine, man. Once I saw, I left the club,
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: I saw a human cocoon, man.
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: Wow, it's horrible.
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: Man, it's a very big thing. Imagine that.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: It works in a different way. Absurd. We recently saw
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: a human cocoon.
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: Man, I can say, look at this.
- 1:38:40Speaker 1: I didn't want to say, but we saw.
- 1:38:41Speaker 5: A human cocoon is sad. There's nothing against Bahia. We
- 1:38:44Speaker 5: went to do two lives in Bahia.
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: We went to Salvador.
- 1:38:46Speaker 2: There was a human cocoon there. At the beach.
- 1:38:50Speaker 4: The thickness, the smell. It was very thick. It was
- 1:38:52Speaker 4: another vibe. I don't like to see human poop.
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: And you know what's worse? He stepped on it exactly
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: with this shoe.
- 1:38:58Speaker 5: Man, imagine you stepping on human poop.
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: No, no, no. I can't even imagine. It gives me goosebumps.
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: Human poop is weird.
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: Wow, man.
- 1:39:08Speaker 3: Once I stepped on a diaper.
- 1:39:09Speaker 4: Fralda eu tava descalço e aí o cocô da fralda
- 1:39:13Speaker 4: passou entre os dedos mas eu posso falar vai eu
- 1:39:16Speaker 4: fiquei com aquele cheiro daquele cocô no meu pé durante
- 1:39:18Speaker 4: uma semana.
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: E de neném é muito pior mas eu posso debaixo
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: da unha ficou entre os dedos tu tem medo de
- 1:39:22Speaker 2: ser pai?
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: Não eu queria ser pai porque eu já tô mais
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: velho então.
- 1:39:26Speaker 2: Eu queria lançar um meu sonho é ser pai mano
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: eu queria ter um mas assim tu colocaria o que
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: no filho do seu nome? o filho do Ian Ian?
- 1:39:32Speaker 2: Ian ah marcante pelo menos na Enzo vamos assim Ian.
- 1:39:37Speaker 3: Which one would you name your son?
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: Ah, I think.
- 1:39:39Speaker 3: Wow, from cuckoo to son, right?
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: Ah, but we are.
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: But my question is still here.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: Calm down, hold on. Davi. Davi, fighter.
- 1:39:46Speaker 4: Damn, Ian, because I think with three letters. I've had
- 1:39:49Speaker 4: this name since I was about 15 years old.
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: I think Ian... Every man's dream is to be a father, right?
- 1:39:53Speaker 5: But you know that when a woman is born, it's
- 1:39:55Speaker 5: because the guy is very whiny.
- 1:39:57Speaker 1: Ah, but if a woman comes too.
- 1:39:59Speaker 5: Then it's to punish the guy, I think God does
- 1:40:00Speaker 5: it to punish the guy. I was going to be happy.
- 1:40:03Speaker 3: I was going to be happy too.
- 1:40:04Speaker 2: Ah, but man, it must be difficult to be a
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: father of.
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: A woman, man.
- 1:40:06Speaker 4: I was going to be jealous, I was going to
- 1:40:07Speaker 4: be jealous, but.
- 1:40:08Speaker 2: Well, imagine, man.
- 1:40:09Speaker 1: Father is father. The princess. Yeah. What do I ask?
- 1:40:12Speaker 1: How do you differentiate a coco? Pô, she's talking about
- 1:40:16Speaker 1: a son, pô.
- 1:40:17Speaker 2: Shut up.
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: How do you differentiate a coco from an animal or
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: from a human being?
- 1:40:22Speaker 4: I think the poop... I've had a lot of dogs,
- 1:40:26Speaker 4: I've seen cow poop. It's not as ferocious as human poop.
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: I agree with you. And the thickness of human poop
- 1:40:32Speaker 1: is different. You already said it's human poop.
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: No, human shit, man, there's everything. There's food, there's rice,
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: there's beans.
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: The smell is stronger. I agree with you. This week
- 1:40:43Speaker 1: I was in the interior of Minas Gerais, man, horse poop, water, man,
- 1:40:46Speaker 1: that went into my nose, I couldn't take it. I
- 1:40:49Speaker 1: swear to you, I went there in the countryside.
- 1:40:50Speaker 2: No, but in Minas, that cuckoo was human, man. In Minas,
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: not in Salvador. Salvador.
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: Man, we went to Salvador, as soon as we landed
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: from the plane. But Salvador is cool. Very foda.
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: Salvador... Rio Vermelho, Farol da Barra. Pelourinho.
- 1:41:05Speaker 1: Pelourinho. But like this, man, we rented a car for
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: us to take a look in Salvador.
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: As soon as we.
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: He wanted to have car experience. I was walking.
- 1:41:15Speaker 2: It was a T-Cross, a good T-Cross. It was 1.6.
- 1:41:16Speaker 2: We were in a... Then he said, Gabriel, let me drive.
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: As soon as I got out of the car, I
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: saw a human cocoon, like that, very thick. A mussel.
- 1:41:24Speaker 2: First impression of Bahia, man. A human cocoon, man. I
- 1:41:26Speaker 2: was so sad.
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: But don't let.
- 1:41:28Speaker 4: The first impression is not the one that.
- 1:41:30Speaker 2: Stays, right? No, no, no.
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: It was just a cocoon.
- 1:41:32Speaker 3: Someone was desperate on the street and shit there.
- 1:41:34Speaker 2: No, we went to a beach there. Fuck, man. Very fucking, man.
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: Wasn't it, Gabriel?
- 1:41:39Speaker 4: Where did you travel the most? Salvador, São Tomé... Santa Catarina.
- 1:41:44Speaker 2: Did.
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: You go to Santa Catarina?
- 1:41:46Speaker 5: We went to Balneário. It was very beautiful. Balneário is here.
- 1:41:53Speaker 2: Balneário is cool.
- 1:41:54Speaker 5: We went to the south. What was the name of
- 1:41:57Speaker 5: the city? We went to Porto Alegre.
- 1:41:59Speaker 2: Porto Alegre is good too.
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: Porto Alegre is fucking good. We also went to Minas Gerais,
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: Juiz de Fora.
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: Juiz de Fora is fucking good, I've been there.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: We were expelled from the mall.
- 1:42:08Speaker 2: No, no, it was bad. It was bad.
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: It was bad.
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: I'll tell you the truth.
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: I've been to a lot of places outside. It's very cool.
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: What a bad mall that is. We were expelled from
- 1:42:14Speaker 2: the mall. We were expelled from the same mall as...
- 1:42:16Speaker 2: Because you caused it there, damn it.
- 1:42:17Speaker 1: No, we had no fault at all. We started doing live,
- 1:42:18Speaker 1: there were about 40 black people there.
- 1:42:20Speaker 2: And out of nowhere, a dwarf appears. We started doing
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: live and they expelled us from the mall. The fault
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: is ours. Let's get rid of who's causing the problem.
- 1:42:26Speaker 2: What was the name of the mall? I don't remember, man.
- 1:42:32Speaker 5: Man, it's kind of shit to say bad things about
- 1:42:34Speaker 5: places because people get pissed, bro. But I'm going to
- 1:42:37Speaker 5: tell you, Jiu-Jitsu from the outside.
- 1:42:39Speaker 2: Is very bad.
- 1:42:39Speaker 1: They kicked us out. But the frontman was a good
- 1:42:41Speaker 1: person with us.
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: It's bad because you were kicked out of the mess.
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: You also caused it. No, no, no.
- 1:42:46Speaker 5: We went to do live and then a lot of
- 1:42:48Speaker 5: people arrived at the mall and the second one, everyone
- 1:42:50Speaker 5: kicked us out.
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: Because we were doing live.
- 1:42:52Speaker 3: Doing Zona in the city of Scara.
- 1:42:54Speaker 2: Ah, man. The kid was calling the dream box and
- 1:42:56Speaker 2: putting a moan inside the mall.
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: Got it?
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
- 1:43:00Speaker 1: And why is this girl here running after them? They
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: decided to take us.
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: So, but the other things were good. It was good,
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: I was there.
- 1:43:07Speaker 4: I defended Juiz de Fora because I've been there a
- 1:43:09Speaker 4: few times. My former employer was from there. I started
- 1:43:12Speaker 4: doing theater there, so I have a fondness for this city.
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: That's why I'm here. No, yes, it's very cool.
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: No, there's no way to talk about the place, because
- 1:43:19Speaker 2: every place has a good.
- 1:43:20Speaker 1: Thing and a bad thing.
- 1:43:21Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. But I'm going to say, we have
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: a lot of luck, man.
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: We're unlucky. Every place we go, I don't know what happens, man.
- 1:43:28Speaker 1: The only place we really fucked up was in Rio
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: de Janeiro. Why? And look that I live two hours
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: from Rio de Janeiro.
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: Hit.
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: Which one was the hit? Oh, man, look.
- 1:43:35Speaker 5: I don't want to say bad about Rio. But, fuck,
- 1:43:37Speaker 5: what a bad place, man.
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, look. First tip if you go to Rio.
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: Never wear pants.
- 1:43:43Speaker 1: Why?
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: I was in pants. The guy already said. Paulista. On
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: the beach.
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: In pants.
- 1:43:48Speaker 2: It's true.
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: Who is not from there, he already knows. They want
- 1:43:51Speaker 1: to send.
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: Then I got there.
- 1:43:53Speaker 5: First thing, I went to park. I spent 30 minutes
- 1:43:55Speaker 5: negotiating 10 reais with the guy. I said, bro, I
- 1:43:58Speaker 5: want to see how far this guy goes. The guy
- 1:44:00Speaker 5: spent 30 minutes negotiating 10 reais.
- 1:44:03Speaker 1: And I lost!
- 1:44:07Speaker 2: I gave him the discount.
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: Remember when you denied the two reais there and out
- 1:44:10Speaker 1: of nowhere?
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: The guy called the guincho, called the caralho.
- 1:44:12Speaker 1: It appeared, two cars, a guincho.
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: The whole shit, brother.
- 1:44:16Speaker 5: I said, bro, if I take a shot here, so
- 1:44:18Speaker 5: many people will not appear, but my car not having
- 1:44:20Speaker 5: paid the public area, three policemen appeared, bro.
- 1:44:24Speaker 2: Three policemen and a guincho.
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: I said... But what did you do in Rio de Janeiro?
- 1:44:27Speaker 2: Live too.
- 1:44:28Speaker 1: We went to explore Rio de Janeiro, but the experience.
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: Then I arrived and went to put the car in.
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: Tell him when we went to Cristo Redentor.
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: That's what I'm going to say now. I went to
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: put the car in Cristo Redentor and the guy arrived 180, bro.
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: To park there. I said, what the fuck is this, bro?
- 1:44:42Speaker 2: I'm Brazilian, man. I'm not a gringo. I said, 180? No,
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: let's negotiate this. No, you can do 60.
- 1:44:46Speaker 5: I said, I don't know what, 80. I said, my friend,
- 1:44:49Speaker 5: I want you to destroy this car. Destroy this car.
- 1:44:54Speaker 5: We went up, we got there, the car was all scratched, right, Gabriel?
- 1:44:57Speaker 2: Exactly. And I said, great. I paid a thousand reais
- 1:45:00Speaker 2: to paint the car. And on the day... Are you serious?
- 1:45:04Speaker 2: You're going to take a shit. I paid a thousand
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: reais to paint the car again. And on the day.
- 1:45:08Speaker 1: I felt like a garbage, I said, I'm very stupid, man,
- 1:45:11Speaker 1: I just paid 80 reais. Yes.
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: It's true, it's always good to pay these guys, man.
- 1:45:13Speaker 1: And on the day we went to Cristo Redentor, the
- 1:45:16Speaker 1: entrance was free. The guy sold an entrance for us.
- 1:45:18Speaker 4: He sold the entrance to Cristo Redentor?
- 1:45:21Speaker 1: Exactly, it was free for us only.
- 1:45:23Speaker 2: How much was it?
- 1:45:24Speaker 1: How much was it? He routed the internet from his
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: cell phone so we could do.
- 1:45:27Speaker 2: A pix for him. I'm ashamed to say this, man.
- 1:45:30Speaker 2: He routed it. But I paid R $ 120 for a
- 1:45:32Speaker 2: business that was for free, man.
- 1:45:33Speaker 1: Like that, then we got to know Chris Redentor.
- 1:45:36Speaker 2: Ah, you paid, but it's for free.
- 1:45:37Speaker 5: Man, imagine you paying to feel a special stop, to
- 1:45:41Speaker 5: feel that you're closer to God. It's a shit, man.
- 1:45:43Speaker 5: That's why I... Oh, I'm going to tell a little problem.
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: Can I?
- 1:45:47Speaker 2: Tell. I'm going to tell, guys, okay? You can cancel
- 1:45:50Speaker 2: me there.
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: Once I went.
- 1:45:51Speaker 5: Fuck this, I'm going to tell. Universal. I, my mother
- 1:45:55Speaker 5: is religious, my whole life. Man, then I went for
- 1:45:57Speaker 5: a few months. And then I started to think, man,
- 1:46:00Speaker 5: the guy asks for dízimo four times.
- 1:46:03Speaker 2: This is not normal.
- 1:46:05Speaker 5: Four times in a cult the guy asks for dízimo.
- 1:46:07Speaker 5: I said, I only had the money for the motorcycle,
- 1:46:09Speaker 5: that I was going to buy a motorcycle. I started saying,
- 1:46:11Speaker 5: I'm going to give the money for the motorcycle.
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: I started to feel like giving the money for the motorcycle.
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: And then I.
- 1:46:18Speaker 2: You were so stung. Yeah, man. Then I started to think, think, think, think.
- 1:46:23Speaker 2: I said, man, God is much more than money. God
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: is love.
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: God is love. It's a church too.
- 1:46:27Speaker 2: My mother's, by the way. And then I said, man,
- 1:46:28Speaker 2: I helped, but one day, man, I didn't have any
- 1:46:30Speaker 2: money to give. And then a guy.
- 1:46:32Speaker 5: Came, man, he took the coins and put them in
- 1:46:35Speaker 5: my hand. He said, look, you don't have anything? Take
- 1:46:38Speaker 5: these coins. I said, I'm really a trash, huh? And
- 1:46:41Speaker 5: you had the coins? Wow, I said, and I didn't
- 1:46:43Speaker 5: give everything because.
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: I was kind of fucked, man. So you felt oppressed.
- 1:46:51Speaker 5: No, actually I gave everything, yes. Because I said, if
- 1:46:55Speaker 5: I hold it, I'll be even worse. And I felt
- 1:46:57Speaker 5: bad because I said, I don't have money to help
- 1:47:01Speaker 5: the church.
- 1:47:01Speaker 2: But there's a thing that the guys do, you know?
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: I believe that God is not just money, man.
- 1:47:05Speaker 1: God is.
- 1:47:05Speaker 5: The Bible says that God is the owner of silver
- 1:47:08Speaker 5: and gold. So you who go to church, man, you
- 1:47:10Speaker 5: have to feel in your heart really to help... Don't surrender,
- 1:47:15Speaker 5: don't give everything you.
- 1:47:16Speaker 2: Have, you know?
- 1:47:17Speaker 5: Think about yourself, God wants you to be well, God
- 1:47:19Speaker 5: doesn't want you to starve for him to be well.
- 1:47:20Speaker 1: You help.
- 1:47:22Speaker 2: You help others.
- 1:47:23Speaker 3: Man, I helped more.
- 1:47:25Speaker 5: But I stopped helping. I'm not going to lie, I
- 1:47:27Speaker 5: don't help anyone anymore. I want everyone to fuck off, man.
- 1:47:30Speaker 2: I don't help, man. I want people to fuck off.
- 1:47:33Speaker 2: That's it. No, I don't lie, man. I don't lie,
- 1:47:36Speaker 2: I help. Why did you get there at that moment? Oh, man, I... Oh,
- 1:47:40Speaker 2: people started to enjoy... My mom, my mom called me
- 1:47:42Speaker 2: last week. Son... The son of someone else doesn't have
- 1:47:44Speaker 2: a cell phone. Do you have a cell phone left over?
- 1:47:46Speaker 2: I said, a cell phone left over? I said, I do, mom.
- 1:47:49Speaker 2: I do have a cell phone left over. But I
- 1:47:51Speaker 2: want it to explode. Because I'm not her son's father.
- 1:47:55Speaker 5: And then you start to realize that there are a
- 1:47:58Speaker 5: lot of naughty people. Then I started to think, I'm
- 1:48:00Speaker 5: going to help me, I'm going to have Porsche. I'll
- 1:48:04Speaker 5: have a house, I'll have land. After I have all this,
- 1:48:08Speaker 5: I'll get five trucks, I'll put a lot of marmite
- 1:48:12Speaker 5: or cestavás that.
- 1:48:13Speaker 2: I help people with. Because it's no use helping others
- 1:48:15Speaker 2: if you don't help yourself.
- 1:48:16Speaker 5: And then you start to help, help, help, help, and
- 1:48:18Speaker 5: you get stuck, man.
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: And you get stuck, man, in the lives of others.
- 1:48:21Speaker 2: You start living for others.
- 1:48:23Speaker 5: And you have to help, mainly, the mother. Not even
- 1:48:26Speaker 5: the father, man. That's really crazy.
- 1:48:28Speaker 2: Your mother, then the father, then a son, then the woman.
- 1:48:35Speaker 5: Then you start helping. Oh, I hope it's not canceled, man.
- 1:48:39Speaker 5: Sorry guys, if I said something wrong... Do you think it's.
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: The same vibe?
- 1:48:42Speaker 1: I totally agree with his thoughts, man. I don't disagree
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: with his thoughts at all. Yeah, because there was a
- 1:48:48Speaker 1: time in my life when I was crazy about.
- 1:48:51Speaker 4: The people who take care of my financial management. You
- 1:49:00Speaker 4: don't spend with yourself, man. Calm down. You're paying a
- 1:49:02Speaker 4: lot of people's bills. You're working to pay a lot
- 1:49:04Speaker 4: of people's bills.
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: Calm down. Do you have an idea? And then I
- 1:49:07Speaker 1: had to control it.
- 1:49:08Speaker 2: It's foda, man.
- 1:49:09Speaker 1: It's foda.
- 1:49:10Speaker 4: But this comes from us who leave out of nowhere
- 1:49:12Speaker 4: and we feel obliged to help our friends, our family.
- 1:49:15Speaker 4: And you end up getting stuck. No, Gabriel is under
- 1:49:18Speaker 4: a lot of pressure.
- 1:49:19Speaker 2: Today I live this.
- 1:49:20Speaker 1: Today I invest more in people than in myself.
- 1:49:23Speaker 3: But take care of it, man.
- 1:49:25Speaker 2: Gabriel, doesn't that affect you? It affects me a lot.
- 1:49:27Speaker 2: You can't buy clothes.
- 1:49:28Speaker 1: I can't buy clothes, I can't buy a car, I
- 1:49:30Speaker 1: can't do anything. I invest in people who are close
- 1:49:34Speaker 1: to me, but I, Gabriel, can't invest.
- 1:49:36Speaker 4: But there has to be a base in that too,
- 1:49:39Speaker 4: you know? I think it has to be half and half.
- 1:49:41Speaker 1: Half and half.
- 1:49:42Speaker 4: Today I can help my family a lot, but before
- 1:49:44Speaker 4: I helped everyone. So I started to be without a
- 1:49:47Speaker 4: mess and my financier said, bro, calm down. You spend
- 1:49:50Speaker 4: more with those crazy picks you make.
- 1:49:52Speaker 1: Stop, stop. You're going to fuck yourself. Stop, stop.
- 1:49:54Speaker 2: Look how much you have. Stop. You need to stop.
- 1:49:57Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you a story.
- 1:50:00Speaker 5: At one time, I really wanted to buy a motorcycle.
- 1:50:03Speaker 5: I was driving, I was taking the bus for many years.
- 1:50:05Speaker 5: And then, like, I went to tell my mom. Mom,
- 1:50:08Speaker 5: I managed to join 5 mil.
- 1:50:10Speaker 2: I'm going to buy a motorcycle. It was 125, right?
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: Normal.
- 1:50:15Speaker 2: She said, you're going to die. I said, fuck, man.
- 1:50:18Speaker 5: I was on the bus for four years. It was
- 1:50:21Speaker 5: a holiday, I stayed there for five hours, like a
- 1:50:23Speaker 5: poor man. I said, I'm not going to buy a motorcycle.
- 1:50:25Speaker 5: My mother was a believer, a root believer.
- 1:50:27Speaker 2: I said, no, mom. Then I accepted that.
- 1:50:29Speaker 5: Then one day I went to talk to my friend's father,
- 1:50:31Speaker 5: he said, buy this motorcycle.
- 1:50:32Speaker 2: Buy the motorcycle. Buy the motorcycle.
- 1:50:36Speaker 1: He put it in my head.
- 1:50:37Speaker 2: I bought it. My life changed. Changed.
- 1:50:40Speaker 5: So our lives only really change when we think about ourselves, man.
- 1:50:43Speaker 5: And when we change our lives, we can change the
- 1:50:46Speaker 5: lives of others.
- 1:50:47Speaker 1: When we.
- 1:50:47Speaker 5: But what do I mean by all this? Sometimes you
- 1:50:50Speaker 5: don't have to listen to your family, man.
- 1:50:54Speaker 1: Uh-huh. Your family sometimes... It's heavy, but it's true.
- 1:50:57Speaker 5: Man, it's easier to hear a stranger that will help
- 1:50:59Speaker 5: you a lot more than your own family, man. There
- 1:51:02Speaker 5: are family members that... Not my mom, obviously. My mom,
- 1:51:06Speaker 5: I love her from the bottom of my heart.
- 1:51:08Speaker 2: My mom is an angel.
- 1:51:09Speaker 5: But there are family members that will affect you so much, man.
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: That he will stay.
- 1:51:13Speaker 1: Don't do this, don't do that. Go, go.
- 1:51:15Speaker 4: Since your childhood, wanting to put you in such a course,
- 1:51:17Speaker 4: such a college, such a course. Wanting to indoctrinate you, sometimes.
- 1:51:21Speaker 1: In a way that you are not supposed to go
- 1:51:23Speaker 1: to that place.
- 1:51:24Speaker 5: And after you understand that you really have to do
- 1:51:27Speaker 5: what you want, and fuck everyone, everything gets easier.
- 1:51:32Speaker 2: Because, man, imagine.
- 1:51:32Speaker 1: But you had this perception since when? Ah, I had this.
- 1:51:35Speaker 5: Perception when I was dating a girl, right? who worked
- 1:51:39Speaker 5: in the same market as me, and she broke up
- 1:51:42Speaker 5: with me because she wanted to stay with me. She
- 1:51:44Speaker 5: broke up with me, I dated her for a year,
- 1:51:47Speaker 5: it was wonderful, that intense, wonderful, delicious date, out of nowhere.
- 1:51:50Speaker 2: She broke up, and I didn't understand why.
- 1:51:51Speaker 5: And then I saw her a month later dating the
- 1:51:54Speaker 5: manager of the market.
- 1:51:56Speaker 2: Then I saw it and said, the world is cruel.
- 1:51:58Speaker 5: The world is really, money rules the world. It's cruel
- 1:52:03Speaker 5: to say this, but really what controls the world It's
- 1:52:06Speaker 5: who has more, man. Who has more will be more important,
- 1:52:09Speaker 5: will be more cool, will be more funny, will be
- 1:52:11Speaker 5: more beautiful. The guy, sometimes, is a ugly, horrible horse, man.
- 1:52:16Speaker 5: But because he has money, the woman will see him differently.
- 1:52:18Speaker 5: Women only respect men who have a level a little above.
- 1:52:22Speaker 2: You know? A man who is impacting and such. The
- 1:52:25Speaker 2: woman likes a guy she can't get. You know? She
- 1:52:28Speaker 2: doesn't want a fucker. You know? She doesn't want the baker.
- 1:52:33Speaker 3: It depends, sometimes if the baker.
- 1:52:35Speaker 5: No, if the baker has blue eyes and is curled up,
- 1:52:38Speaker 5: it's bad to slap the face of the gringa.
- 1:52:40Speaker 1: Okay, that's what made you.
- 1:52:42Speaker 5: Ah, it gave me a shock and I saw that, man,
- 1:52:45Speaker 5: I started to see that, like, if I wanted people
- 1:52:49Speaker 5: to look at me, I had to.
- 1:52:50Speaker 2: Be f * * * ed. And I feel f
- 1:52:53Speaker 2: * * * ed.
- 1:52:53Speaker 5: Like, not f * * * ed, but I feel
- 1:52:54Speaker 5: like I'm seen, you know?
- 1:52:55Speaker 2: Do you feel seen? Today I feel seen. Isn't it wonderful?
- 1:52:58Speaker 1: It's good.
- 1:52:58Speaker 2: You say like this, man, I'm something. I started on
- 1:53:04Speaker 2: the internet to feel someone.
- 1:53:05Speaker 4: You didn't feel anyone before? Have you ever felt bad
- 1:53:09Speaker 4: about anyone? Yes, there have been times when I said, damn,
- 1:53:14Speaker 4: I'm a shit, man. Today I feel like a shit,
- 1:53:17Speaker 4: at least I'm a good shit now.
- 1:53:18Speaker 5: You're not a shit, you're not a shit, you're a
- 1:53:20Speaker 5: humble guy. That's why you say that. But few people
- 1:53:23Speaker 5: will say that you're humble for saying that you're a shit.
- 1:53:26Speaker 2: You know you're not a shit, but you say you're
- 1:53:27Speaker 2: a shit because you're humble.
- 1:53:29Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit of that.
- 1:53:30Speaker 2: Because when you say.
- 1:53:31Speaker 3: Logically, deep down, I don't know that.
- 1:53:32Speaker 2: I'm not a shit. In Brazil, people think that humility
- 1:53:35Speaker 2: is very important. It's not, man. When you say, like,
- 1:53:37Speaker 2: I'm fucked, the vagabond says, dishumilde.
- 1:53:39Speaker 1: He's thinking.
- 1:53:40Speaker 2: He's thinking.
- 1:53:41Speaker 1: Metido. Metido.
- 1:53:42Speaker 2: And it's not, man. If you don't feel like a
- 1:53:44Speaker 2: fucked guy, you'll always be a shit. You know?
- 1:53:46Speaker 1: You'll always be.
- 1:53:46Speaker 2: But it's hard in our lives to get to.
- 1:53:48Speaker 1: A point where you think you're fucked, right?
- 1:53:50Speaker 4: Yeah, to think you're fucked, you have to have a lot.
- 1:53:54Speaker 5: I think I'm fucked because I know where I came from, man.
- 1:53:58Speaker 5: Do you think it sucks because of that too?
- 1:54:00Speaker 2: Yes, for sure.
- 1:54:01Speaker 4: Because of the trajectory. I feel bad because of the trajectory.
- 1:54:04Speaker 2: And it takes time.
- 1:54:05Speaker 1: It takes time.
- 1:54:06Speaker 4: It takes time for you to have this confidence. Nowadays
- 1:54:09Speaker 4: I see, I don't know, if I see a comment here,
- 1:54:12Speaker 4: a guy... Ah, I'm a mythic, I don't know what. Man,
- 1:54:14Speaker 4: today for me, fuck it, you know? I know who
- 1:54:16Speaker 4: I am and it changed that. But at the beginning
- 1:54:19Speaker 4: of the podcast, for example, sometimes it affected me.
- 1:54:22Speaker 3: Or this feeling, but nowadays... It won't change anything, right?
- 1:54:25Speaker 4: Because I have this confidence and know my way, everything
- 1:54:27Speaker 4: I've done and everything I'm going to do yet, so
- 1:54:28Speaker 4: nowadays these things don't bother me anymore.
- 1:54:31Speaker 2: There's one thing in our branch that is very common, comparison.
- 1:54:35Speaker 1: Total.
- 1:54:36Speaker 5: People spend all the time comparing one with the other,
- 1:54:40Speaker 5: but people don't see that sometimes you have 100 employees here.
- 1:54:43Speaker 5: that you have a family that you support, that you
- 1:54:45Speaker 5: have a lot of things that have a weight on
- 1:54:47Speaker 5: your head, that you can't be bad, for example, if
- 1:54:48Speaker 5: you got sick, you have to come back, you have
- 1:54:50Speaker 5: to come back, you have to.
- 1:54:51Speaker 2: Come back, you're at home.
- 1:54:52Speaker 4: There was a podcast that I was here completely messed
- 1:54:55Speaker 4: up and viralized there, the mythical there, look at the
- 1:54:58Speaker 4: mythical today, a shit, he didn't say, he didn't sing
- 1:55:00Speaker 4: the guy's song, I was like, man, I was fucked,
- 1:55:02Speaker 4: but there's no way I start a podcast and say, man,
- 1:55:05Speaker 4: I'm bad today.
- 1:55:07Speaker 1: There are some podcasts where I suck, but I'm here
- 1:55:09Speaker 1: because I have to be. You have to be here, right?
- 1:55:11Speaker 1: You have to be. It's awesome.
- 1:55:12Speaker 3: It's awesome, man.
- 1:55:13Speaker 4: There are no V-Live that you've already had, like, bro,
- 1:55:15Speaker 4: I'm going to open it, but I'm bad, but.
- 1:55:17Speaker 2: I'm going to open it. Dude, guys, leave the guy alone, pô.
- 1:55:20Speaker 2: You know? Try to enjoy the light climate. Leave the guy.
- 1:55:23Speaker 1: But I think that today the internet, the people watch
- 1:55:26Speaker 1: the things, but waiting.
- 1:55:28Speaker 4: Something that will displease her, something that she won't like.
- 1:55:32Speaker 3: She prefers to watch in this perspective, it seems.
- 1:55:34Speaker 5: I think the internet, I have a theory of the internet.
- 1:55:36Speaker 5: The internet has two types of engagement, right? It's the
- 1:55:39Speaker 5: bad and the good engagement.
- 1:55:41Speaker 2: What is the bad engagement? Let's assume that you left,
- 1:55:45Speaker 2: I left, right?
- 1:55:45Speaker 5: You are more fucked up, I still do a Roblox,
- 1:55:49Speaker 5: I do a children's game.
- 1:55:50Speaker 2: I left with the girl from the job. Off.
- 1:55:53Speaker 5: Then the girl from the job will get the sound
- 1:55:55Speaker 5: of nothing.
- 1:55:56Speaker 2: Look what I'm doing, I'm with my stack, dad, I
- 1:55:58Speaker 2: don't know what. It's eating me. An example.
- 1:56:02Speaker 5: It's a bad engagement. She will use the engagement for her,
- 1:56:05Speaker 5: to show that... to sell. And then everyone goes, wow,
- 1:56:10Speaker 5: the guy went down, the guy this, the guy that.
- 1:56:14Speaker 5: A good engagement is when you're with a cool girl,
- 1:56:19Speaker 5: a pretty girl, who has an idol, who studies, works,
- 1:56:23Speaker 5: has the way. Internet is that. But everyone likes the bad.
- 1:56:28Speaker 5: Everyone likes to see the guy with the job.
- 1:56:32Speaker 1: You can see more, man. Yeah, man.
- 1:56:33Speaker 5: Everyone wants to laugh at the guy getting fucked, the
- 1:56:35Speaker 5: guy crying, the guy in the hospital.
- 1:56:38Speaker 2: I only have one pants. The same pants as you, Tomé.
- 1:56:40Speaker 1: Got it?
- 1:56:41Speaker 2: The same shirt that Joe Fox gave me.
- 1:56:45Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's a lot of that, right? It's better
- 1:56:47Speaker 1: to watch.
- 1:56:48Speaker 4: It's better to laugh at other people getting fucked up
- 1:56:50Speaker 4: than to see someone getting along, bro. I don't know,
- 1:56:53Speaker 4: the internet is kind of crazy, but it's part of it.
- 1:56:55Speaker 2: It's kind of crazy, but I don't judge you to
- 1:56:57Speaker 2: laugh at this evilness, but, guys, this is cruel, okay?
- 1:57:00Speaker 4: I think so, too.
- 1:57:01Speaker 5: Man, it's cruel, bro, because at some point, whoever is
- 1:57:04Speaker 5: laughing will be in place, because the guy... gets tired
- 1:57:06Speaker 5: of what he does, he wants to do something else,
- 1:57:08Speaker 5: and then when he does it, he sees.
- 1:57:09Speaker 2: That it's nothing he can imagine. It's totally different, it's
- 1:57:12Speaker 2: another world. And you only feel what the other goes
- 1:57:15Speaker 2: through when you go through it.
- 1:57:16Speaker 5: Man, I can say a million things, Gabriel can tell
- 1:57:18Speaker 5: you that life is more.
- 1:57:19Speaker 2: The miserable life he has. I'll say, fuck it, you're right,
- 1:57:22Speaker 2: it's fucked, it's fucked. I understand. I understand. I won't understand, man.
- 1:57:26Speaker 2: You won't.
- 1:57:26Speaker 5: Everyone here only knows about the suffering he himself went through.
- 1:57:30Speaker 1: When he passes.
- 1:57:31Speaker 5: Yeah, no one will understand... the suffering of the other. Man,
- 1:57:35Speaker 5: from nothing it became... Did you see?
- 1:57:38Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Cachaça.
- 1:57:41Speaker 4: No, I think it's normal to talk about things in life,
- 1:57:43Speaker 4: in the world and feelings, right?
- 1:58:00Speaker 2: We are human beings, right?
- 1:58:01Speaker 4: Although that's what we like to say the most, right? Yeah,
- 1:58:03Speaker 4: that's what we like to say the most. What are
- 1:58:05Speaker 4: you going to do today, for example? You're going to
- 1:58:09Speaker 4: talk about the place, something like.
- 1:58:11Speaker 2: That, or they're going to hunt you down. Oh, man.
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: As we're drinking, he's going to.
- 1:58:15Speaker 1: Drive, I know that. We have a very homey footprint.
- 1:58:19Speaker 1: From here, we go home. Yeah. But in the past,
- 1:58:21Speaker 1: it wasn't like that, right? Me too.
- 1:58:22Speaker 4: There's something going on here in São... What's going on?
- 1:58:26Speaker 4: There's something going on here in Philips.
- 1:58:31Speaker 1: And.
- 1:58:31Speaker 4: I think I'm going to give it a try, but
- 1:58:34Speaker 4: I'm here, bro.
- 1:58:34Speaker 1: I work a lot.
- 1:58:35Speaker 2: Man, you guys work, bro.
- 1:58:36Speaker 1: We see each other, we talk a lot.
- 1:58:37Speaker 2: Where were you? I was in Boston.
- 1:58:38Speaker 5: I went to Nike with Jordan, to the Seleção game,
- 1:58:41Speaker 5: and then I did a lecture at Harvard, bro.
- 1:58:42Speaker 1: Look how awesome, bro. The guy went to Harvard. He's
- 1:58:45Speaker 1: already here in Brazil talking to us. It's us, man.
- 1:58:48Speaker 1: And then last week we were feeling full of shit.
- 1:58:50Speaker 1: Full of shit, man.
- 1:58:51Speaker 2: Look at the difference in the guy's life to ours, Gabriel.
- 1:58:56Speaker 1: No, but it's cool. It was cool. It was awesome.
- 1:58:59Speaker 3: And we changed these serious ideas there too.
- 1:59:00Speaker 4: But it's really crazy, because in every other place people
- 1:59:04Speaker 4: look at it as a crazy thing. But I feel
- 1:59:06Speaker 4: that in Brazil, if I say that at the end
- 1:59:09Speaker 4: of the week I was at Harvard, they'll be like,
- 1:59:10Speaker 4: what the fuck did.
- 1:59:11Speaker 1: You guys do there?
- 1:59:12Speaker 2: What are you doing there?
- 1:59:13Speaker 1: What the fuck? What does Harvard want to hear from
- 1:59:16Speaker 1: these guys?
- 1:59:16Speaker 2: But you know what's crazy? People will always... They will
- 1:59:22Speaker 2: despise it.
- 1:59:22Speaker 1: But I like it.
- 1:59:24Speaker 5: No, I don't know if you two are like me.
- 1:59:26Speaker 5: What motivates me is bad things. I have bad things
- 1:59:30Speaker 5: in my life, people think... I remember that when I...
- 1:59:32Speaker 5: I'm not going to be in this talk, kind of victimized,
- 1:59:35Speaker 5: because I've said so many things like that. But I
- 1:59:37Speaker 5: don't know if you are like that. The things that
- 1:59:39Speaker 5: motivate me are bad things. Sometimes a good thing happens,
- 1:59:42Speaker 5: I buy a car.
- 1:59:43Speaker 1: Cool, a car.
- 1:59:46Speaker 5: Sometimes you get in the car, then you pass that movie,
- 1:59:49Speaker 5: you cry, wonderful thing.
- 1:59:51Speaker 2: And then after a while... It's normal.
- 1:59:55Speaker 5: But when something bad comes, look, it didn't help this guy,
- 2:00:01Speaker 5: this guy is bad, he could do this, that, and
- 2:00:03Speaker 5: I don't know what. You say, I'm good, I know
- 2:00:05Speaker 5: I'm good, and this person doesn't know anything. And then
- 2:00:08Speaker 5: you start running, running, running, running, and it gets you
- 2:00:12Speaker 5: up more. Negative things motivate me. Negative things motivate me
- 2:00:16Speaker 5: to hell too.
- 2:00:17Speaker 2: A lot.
- 2:00:17Speaker 3: A lot, a lot, a lot.
- 2:00:18Speaker 2: Man, this is a differentiated person thing.
- 2:00:23Speaker 4: I think the life of those who work on the
- 2:00:25Speaker 4: internet is used to be motivated with this.
- 2:00:28Speaker 1: You start to understand, right?
- 2:00:31Speaker 4: Yeah, but the things also with work, I think in
- 2:00:33Speaker 4: Brazil the people understand, they understand what we're doing and
- 2:00:36Speaker 4: they calm it down.
- 2:00:38Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think Brazil is really funny, man. Brazil
- 2:00:39Speaker 5: is really funny. Brazil likes to make.
- 2:00:41Speaker 1: Fun of us, man. Make fun of us. Us Brazilians ourselves.
- 2:00:44Speaker 1: We get into trouble very easily. Everyone is very shit.
- 2:00:47Speaker 1: We are shit. Everyone is shit. Everyone is fucked. Everyone
- 2:00:50Speaker 1: is idiot. Everyone is dumb. Fuck it.
- 2:00:51Speaker 2: Everywhere in Brazil you laugh, man.
- 2:00:52Speaker 1: Everywhere, man. You go to a bakery, you see the guys.
- 2:00:55Speaker 2: Talking about games. From the start, the guys start fighting.
- 2:01:02Speaker 1: Man, we went to Salvador and we laughed.
- 2:01:03Speaker 4: I stayed there for a week in Boston, for God's sake.
- 2:01:06Speaker 4: There was only Brazilians there, right? No, but the climate there...
- 2:01:09Speaker 4: The culture, right?
- 2:01:11Speaker 1: I miss Brazil. I love this shit here.
- 2:01:13Speaker 2: And the food there, how was it? There in Boston is.
- 2:01:16Speaker 1: Cool, but it doesn't compare, bro.
- 2:01:18Speaker 2: It's a lot of fast food. Man, in Bahia, the
- 2:01:21Speaker 2: food from Bahia.
- 2:01:22Speaker 1: What the fuck, bro? There's no rice and beans there?
- 2:01:24Speaker 2: No. The beans there are sweet.
- 2:01:27Speaker 1: It's sweet?
- 2:01:28Speaker 2: Ah, no, no, no.
- 2:01:30Speaker 4: The rice is without salt. Ah, you just put a
- 2:01:33Speaker 4: little salt, but it's not the same rice from here.
- 2:01:35Speaker 4: The meats there are good, the steak, right?
- 2:01:37Speaker 1: Yes.
- 2:01:38Speaker 3: But it's more fast food, etc. But there's no seasoning, right?
- 2:01:42Speaker 2: There's no seasoning, right? And people also don't.
- 2:01:44Speaker 1: Have that soul of the Brazilian. That hug, that thing.
- 2:01:47Speaker 2: No, Brazil has a resume.
- 2:01:49Speaker 1: Brazil has.
- 2:01:50Speaker 2: Anywhere you go, people hug you in Brazil. It's very funny.
- 2:01:53Speaker 1: Reception.
- 2:01:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go to a worse place, man. I
- 2:01:56Speaker 2: remember the first time, I went to a restaurant for
- 2:01:58Speaker 2: a year, right? When I worked a lot.
- 2:02:00Speaker 5: Then there was a guy, man, that he did one
- 2:02:03Speaker 5: thing so simple, but I thought it was amazing, that
- 2:02:05Speaker 5: I had never seen.
- 2:02:05Speaker 2: The guy took a coke and put it in my cup.
- 2:02:08Speaker 5: Sometimes we see this nowadays more normally, we can't understand.
- 2:02:11Speaker 5: And he was the owner of the restaurant, that he
- 2:02:14Speaker 5: started to find me important there, because I used to
- 2:02:16Speaker 5: go there a lot, and he did that.
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: He served you, right?
- 2:02:19Speaker 2: And then I said.
- 2:02:20Speaker 5: Man, I felt like a magnet in that environment. And
- 2:02:23Speaker 5: I think Brazilians are affectionate.
- 2:02:25Speaker 3: Brazilians are the best people, man.
- 2:02:27Speaker 1: Brazilians are... I love Brazil. I love Brazil too. I
- 2:02:31Speaker 1: can't live without culture.
- 2:02:32Speaker 4: I was criticizing Brazilians in relation to this hatred, this
- 2:02:35Speaker 4: hate on the internet is unnecessary, but I can't live
- 2:02:38Speaker 4: without it, man.
- 2:02:39Speaker 3: Brazil, a toast to Brazil.
- 2:02:40Speaker 2: I'm already in the cachaça.
- 2:02:43Speaker 1: No, before I close, to not make a mistake.
- 2:02:46Speaker 2: I was going to ask for a shot of this one, right?
- 2:02:49Speaker 4: There's another bottle of this one here, man.
- 2:02:52Speaker 2: The guys brought the word.
- 2:02:53Speaker 1: Look, mine is empty here.
- 2:02:55Speaker 3: We can send it.
- 2:02:56Speaker 1: We take one out there, bro. But to not make
- 2:02:59Speaker 1: a mess, right?
- 2:03:00Speaker 2: This one was expensive, okay? This one was expensive. My God,
- 2:03:03Speaker 2: you're going to drink a quality thing, okay?
- 2:03:05Speaker 1: This is good, okay? There was a time when I
- 2:03:07Speaker 1: only drank this one. Really?
- 2:03:08Speaker 2: You've had your rebellious times, right?
- 2:03:10Speaker 1: This one is good, okay?
- 2:03:16Speaker 3: And in the Rolê, this is about R $ 2,000.
- 2:03:18Speaker 1: R $ 2,000.
- 2:03:18Speaker 5: Much more, ok? Much more. Much more than R $ 2,000, right, Gabriel?
- 2:03:26Speaker 2: A toast.
- 2:03:26Speaker 1: A toast.
- 2:03:26Speaker 2: Let's toast? Thank you for welcoming us again, Mithil. Thank
- 2:03:30Speaker 2: you for coming. A hug for Higão.
- 2:03:31Speaker 1: Higão.
- 2:03:31Speaker 2: This is for you, Higão.
- 2:03:33Speaker 1: This is for you, Higão.
- 2:03:34Speaker 2: Next time, I hope we see each other. But you
- 2:03:37Speaker 2: guys turn everything in a shot?
- 2:03:38Speaker 3: We usually turn it once.
- 2:03:39Speaker 1: Once.
- 2:03:39Speaker 2: There's no way here. Turn, turn, without even thinking. Good, right?
- 2:03:52Speaker 1: Good, good, good.
- 2:03:53Speaker 2: Did you like it?
- 2:03:55Speaker 1: Good, good, good, good.
- 2:03:56Speaker 2: And Charuto, are you going to smoke?
- 2:03:59Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 2:04:00Speaker 2: Man, we're fucking you today, bro.
- 2:04:01Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm ready for that.
- 2:04:03Speaker 1: Today you fucked yourself. Look, it's Cuban.
- 2:04:05Speaker 2: It's Cuban, okay?
- 2:04:06Speaker 1: The one that brought it from Cuba, 3000, right?
- 2:04:09Speaker 2: There's the cutter, you didn't bring the cutter, right?
- 2:04:11Speaker 1: No, but I think this one is already cut. We
- 2:04:12Speaker 1: didn't bring the cutter. Just light it, does it have
- 2:04:15Speaker 1: a lighter there, something?
- 2:04:16Speaker 2: It has a lighter.
- 2:04:16Speaker 4: You know that Charuto lights with.
- 2:04:19Speaker 1: I know.
- 2:04:21Speaker 2: It has to be stronger.
- 2:04:22Speaker 1: It's with that... It's not with this one.
- 2:04:26Speaker 2: Is there a smoker there? This lighter is a smoker, okay?
- 2:04:29Speaker 1: It's yours, right?
- 2:04:30Speaker 2: I knew it.
- 2:04:30Speaker 4: You know that Charu has to light with those things of.
- 2:04:34Speaker 1: Of what?
- 2:04:34Speaker 4: It's not with these lighters, it's with... Ah, you've already smoked.
- 2:04:41Speaker 2: With someone important, right?
- 2:04:43Speaker 1: Ah, you think he doesn't?
- 2:04:44Speaker 2: Take us there to smoke with someone important, man.
- 2:04:47Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 2:04:47Speaker 2: You don't even need to record anything.
- 2:04:48Speaker 1: No, no, it's with those... I forgot the name, bro.
- 2:04:51Speaker 2: Just to live in an environment like this.
- 2:04:52Speaker 1: Just to feel the atmosphere. How are those baits that release...
- 2:04:56Speaker 1: I know the name.
- 2:04:57Speaker 2: Masarico?
- 2:04:58Speaker 1: Masarico.
- 2:04:59Speaker 2: Masarico. The name is here on my head. He remembered,
- 2:05:00Speaker 2: he remembered. Oh, and you have to cut this here, right? Damn,
- 2:05:03Speaker 2: we're all late, Gabriel.
- 2:05:04Speaker 1: Damn, it was very expensive in this.
- 2:05:07Speaker 2: Man, you're a real meme, damn it. He's good. He's good, man.
- 2:05:11Speaker 1: Are you going to cut in front too?
- 2:05:12Speaker 2: This tooth there, this tooth there?
- 2:05:17Speaker 1: Calm down, calm down.
- 2:05:21Speaker 2: This is Cuban, man. 500 reais, man.
- 2:05:25Speaker 1: Cuban, man.
- 2:05:26Speaker 2: 500 reais, I'm talking, man. I'm feeling sick.
- 2:05:33Speaker 4: And I'm the one who cut Charuto in the jaw.
- 2:05:36Speaker 2: It gives an aura, right?
- 2:05:41Speaker 3: It gives an aura, it gives an aura.
- 2:05:44Speaker 1: Do his edit, guys, look.
- 2:05:47Speaker 3: You're crazy, you're dressed like a monster.
- 2:05:50Speaker 2: Stop it, man.
- 2:05:51Speaker 5: The guy is going to make fun of me. Hey, Místico,
- 2:05:56Speaker 5: can I tell you the truth, man?
- 2:05:57Speaker 1: Tell me, man.
- 2:05:58Speaker 5: This charuto is fake, we paid R $ 70, 00, man, there in... Man,
- 2:05:59Speaker 5: but R $ 70, 00 in a charuto is already.
- 2:06:01Speaker 3: Good as fuck.
- 2:06:01Speaker 1: I like you a lot, man, I couldn't.
- 2:06:03Speaker 2: Take it, Gabriel, I had to tell him the truth.
- 2:06:06Speaker 2: Why did you tell the truth right now, man? I
- 2:06:08Speaker 2: could have said it at the end, right?
- 2:06:09Speaker 3: You could have said it at the.
- 2:06:10Speaker 2: End, man.
- 2:06:11Speaker 3: Charuto doesn't get spoiled, bro.
- 2:06:14Speaker 2: I couldn't take it, Gabriel. I felt bad, man. He
- 2:06:16Speaker 2: cut my tooth, Charuto. Yeah, to show that we.
- 2:06:18Speaker 1: Are roots, man.
- 2:06:21Speaker 2: You are roots, okay? You are just like us, okay?
- 2:06:23Speaker 2: For sure, bro. Do you smoke paella, too?
- 2:06:25Speaker 1: From the field? I've already smoked. You've already smoked?
- 2:06:29Speaker 2: Ah, paella always has some crazy people, right? That smoke paella.
- 2:06:34Speaker 1: Wow. But it's good, right? I don't know, Charuto, it
- 2:06:37Speaker 1: seems like I'm.
- 2:06:38Speaker 2: It seems like it's all the same. Smoke.
- 2:06:41Speaker 1: But man, I'm not gonna lie to you. I love
- 2:06:44Speaker 1: my cachaça. I've always liked drinking my cachaça.
- 2:06:48Speaker 2: Hey, Mitch, you're a cool guy, man.
- 2:06:51Speaker 3: No kidding, man.
- 2:06:52Speaker 2: You're too much, man.
- 2:06:53Speaker 5: I'm sure you knew this shit was fake, man. Even so,
- 2:06:54Speaker 5: you smoked, you cut. You're a cool guy, man. You're
- 2:06:57Speaker 5: a good hearted guy, man.
- 2:06:58Speaker 3: I think there's no fake Charuto.
- 2:06:59Speaker 1: Mythic?
- 2:07:00Speaker 2: No, this is fake. Can I say something to you?
- 2:07:02Speaker 1: Say it. I've been watching you since Captiva, Roxha. Fuck.
- 2:07:05Speaker 4: You've been watching me since 2016.
- 2:07:07Speaker 1: Exactly. Since Captiva Roxha.
- 2:07:11Speaker 4: So you watched... You asked if I was crazy at
- 2:07:13Speaker 4: that time, man. Very crazy, fuck it!
- 2:07:16Speaker 2: You cut it, right? You cut it, you cut it,
- 2:07:18Speaker 2: you made it conversive, didn't you?
- 2:07:20Speaker 4: No, I made a Peugeot like this and a Fiat Uno,
- 2:07:24Speaker 4: I also cut it.
- 2:07:25Speaker 1: Man, when I saw you on Voyage, I thought it
- 2:07:26Speaker 1: was really cool. We have to make a roll call.
- 2:07:28Speaker 1: The goal and the Voyage. I'm going to.
- 2:07:31Speaker 2: Do the chupeta.
- 2:07:31Speaker 1: I saw the Voyage there in the garage. Let's do
- 2:07:32Speaker 1: an RL, us doing a roll call. Let's do it.
- 2:07:34Speaker 2: As long as you want. Call me at the end
- 2:07:36Speaker 2: of the week, I'm cool.
- 2:07:37Speaker 1: You have our number.
- 2:07:38Speaker 3: You never called us, man.
- 2:07:39Speaker 2: Ião has my number, but he never called. And we're
- 2:07:41Speaker 2: not in need.
- 2:07:41Speaker 1: We're fine.
- 2:07:42Speaker 2: No, not even me. As long as you want, man.
- 2:07:43Speaker 2: Just call. Just call.
- 2:07:44Speaker 4: Let's make this roll call and square goal.
- 2:07:46Speaker 2: Gabriel, take a little of Charu Falta.
- 2:07:54Speaker 1: Whenever you want, ok?
- 2:07:55Speaker 5: Because we like you a lot.
- 2:07:58Speaker 2: We always see your pictures, that aura, that fucking aura.
- 2:08:06Speaker 1: Right, Gabriel? Tell us.
- 2:08:07Speaker 4: This image is good of you laughing and with Charuto
- 2:08:09Speaker 4: in your hand. Man, I see your pictures, it's an aura.
- 2:08:12Speaker 2: It's an aura, an aura of hell.
- 2:08:15Speaker 1: We took a month to post a picture.
- 2:08:17Speaker 5: Then I say like this, Gabriel, we are very weak,
- 2:08:19Speaker 5: the guys are in another country. You took the picture
- 2:08:21Speaker 5: with the basketball player there, bro.
- 2:08:24Speaker 2: Chacronil, he came here. We say that, the guys are
- 2:08:26Speaker 2: very strong.
- 2:08:30Speaker 4: I knew I was going to be alone this week,
- 2:08:33Speaker 4: so I said, for God's sake, call those two guys
- 2:08:35Speaker 4: over there so we can have a laugh.
- 2:08:37Speaker 2: I really like you guys. No, as long as you want, man.
- 2:08:39Speaker 2: We'll sort this out.
- 2:08:41Speaker 1: Please, you have to come here with João, because.
- 2:08:43Speaker 5: He also loves you guys. We like to talk a lot.
- 2:08:46Speaker 5: Our tese is talking. The other time we even.
- 2:08:48Speaker 2: Did we talk too much, Gabriel? I even talked to
- 2:08:50Speaker 2: Gabriel afterwards.
- 2:08:50Speaker 1: Nothing, we were wonderful. I'm going to send you a
- 2:08:53Speaker 1: message here.
- 2:08:53Speaker 5: Because we spent three hours talking, man. It was three
- 2:08:56Speaker 5: and a half hours. I said, man, I think we're already.
- 2:09:00Speaker 1: Bothering the guys. But I'm going to keep this glasses.
- 2:09:03Speaker 2: Me too.
- 2:09:03Speaker 1: Let's make a trip to Go Quadrado? As long as
- 2:09:06Speaker 1: you want.
- 2:09:07Speaker 4: But is Go Quadrado possible.
- 2:09:11Speaker 2: To walk in the city?
- 2:09:12Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes. Can you give a trip.
- 2:09:14Speaker 4: To Go Quadrado?
- 2:09:15Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes.
- 2:09:15Speaker 2: I'm just going to take a sip of it there,
- 2:09:17Speaker 2: because his battery is Rio.
- 2:09:18Speaker 1: You have to speed up, right? Mine has to throw
- 2:09:20Speaker 1: gasoline in the carburetor.
- 2:09:22Speaker 5: Mine can't be the tank that leaks. You can't fill
- 2:09:25Speaker 5: the tank.
- 2:09:25Speaker 2: If we fill his tank, the gas will start to leak. Gasoline?
- 2:09:29Speaker 1: Gasoline.
- 2:09:29Speaker 2: Mine has 290 km on the road. But man, it
- 2:09:31Speaker 2: was a car.
- 2:09:31Speaker 1: That made us happier. Like, at dawn, we just wanted
- 2:09:35Speaker 1: to drive that car. Man, I'm going to tell you,
- 2:09:37Speaker 1: I know you have some crazy cars, you.
- 2:09:39Speaker 5: Have a Corvette and such, but there's nothing better than
- 2:09:42Speaker 5: driving an old car.
- 2:09:43Speaker 1: No, no, no.
- 2:09:44Speaker 4: I screamed with happiness while traveling. I screamed with happiness.
- 2:09:47Speaker 2: It's that you like cars too, you've had all kinds
- 2:09:49Speaker 2: of cars. But it's very good, it's very good. It's
- 2:09:50Speaker 2: very good.
- 2:09:51Speaker 3: A hard steering wheel.
- 2:09:52Speaker 1: Very f * * * ed, very f * *
- 2:09:53Speaker 1: * ed.
- 2:09:54Speaker 2: It's good, man.
- 2:09:55Speaker 1: We were laughing at the goal in Mauá.
- 2:09:57Speaker 2: Dude, once we went to make the turn and the car.
- 2:10:00Speaker 1: Do you remember?
- 2:10:01Speaker 2: The car spun.
- 2:10:02Speaker 1: Like, we were talking about dying.
- 2:10:04Speaker 5: I rode two wheels with the car like this, we
- 2:10:06Speaker 5: laughed so much.
- 2:10:07Speaker 4: The car is good, man. I like it too, man.
- 2:10:10Speaker 4: I said, man, I was happier buying the Voyage than
- 2:10:12Speaker 4: the Corvette.
- 2:10:12Speaker 2: Really?
- 2:10:13Speaker 3: I even took it to therapy.
- 2:10:14Speaker 2: Really? I swear. How much did you spend on the Corvette? 1,500,000.
- 2:10:17Speaker 1: Look how crazy, man.
- 2:10:18Speaker 2: How much did you pay for the Voyage?
- 2:10:20Speaker 1: 20,000. Oh my God, man!
- 2:10:22Speaker 2: That's when I understood that... Oh.
- 2:10:24Speaker 1: My God, man!
- 2:10:25Speaker 4: The value of things is not in the feeling, you know?
- 2:10:30Speaker 3: Because the Voyage was the car that I always.
- 2:10:31Speaker 1: I told you, man!
- 2:10:32Speaker 2: We were riding the fucking Gol, we had a lot
- 2:10:34Speaker 2: of fun.
- 2:10:34Speaker 1: Then we're going to get.
- 2:10:36Speaker 2: A Porsche there, you'll see, bro. It won't be the
- 2:10:38Speaker 2: same thing. You're going to ride the fucking Gol, the
- 2:10:40Speaker 2: Gol is going to be really cool.
- 2:10:42Speaker 5: Man, we kept singing the Gol tires. It was late
- 2:10:46Speaker 5: in the morning and it was really bad. And you
- 2:10:48Speaker 5: know what's funny? Everyone gets annoyed there.
- 2:10:49Speaker 2: Those idiots.
- 2:10:50Speaker 1: But only those who like it are aware.
- 2:10:52Speaker 2: Man, it's a very good old car.
- 2:10:54Speaker 4: These days I was on a trip and then he
- 2:10:56Speaker 4: turned off on the sidewalk, he was sliding backwards, I
- 2:10:59Speaker 4: started to laugh, but I laughed with happiness. I said, fuck,
- 2:11:01Speaker 4: I have a nice car, nice cars, and I'm here
- 2:11:04Speaker 4: in the middle of the center of São Paulo. I'm
- 2:11:07Speaker 4: afraid of the car dying, but the satisfaction... No, but
- 2:11:10Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you... And you value the simple
- 2:11:13Speaker 4: things or the things you dreamed of when you were a.
- 2:11:15Speaker 2: Kid, you know? Can I tell you a story? Yes, yes, yes. No,
- 2:11:17Speaker 2: can I tell you a story?
- 2:11:18Speaker 5: I'm going to tell you the story of... We went
- 2:11:20Speaker 5: to a luxury car dealership once. I always go to the.
- 2:11:22Speaker 1: Car dealership, man. You always end up at the car dealership.
- 2:11:25Speaker 2: Scandal, scandal. Then the girls arrived from Porsche, Mercedes. We
- 2:11:28Speaker 2: arrived from Gol.
- 2:11:29Speaker 5: We were on the turn, because we were already planning.
- 2:11:32Speaker 5: Let's let the car die, I'm going to make the
- 2:11:33Speaker 5: women push it. Then we put the women in the car,
- 2:11:36Speaker 5: made the women push the goal, Gabriel, right?
- 2:11:40Speaker 2: Yes.
- 2:11:40Speaker 1: Women of 5, 10 thousand reais pushed our goal.
- 2:11:43Speaker 2: That's good. I thought it was very cool.
- 2:11:46Speaker 5: I told the women, here's the thing, we're going to
- 2:11:49Speaker 5: the place, but the goal is not holding up.
- 2:11:52Speaker 2: We are businessmen, we are magnates, but we.
- 2:11:56Speaker 1: Have a goal.
- 2:11:58Speaker 3: But it was cool.
- 2:11:59Speaker 1: Foda pra caralho.
- 2:12:00Speaker 2: As mulheres não aceitam legal não.
- 2:12:02Speaker 1: As mulheres não aceitaram, mas pra gente tava sendo tipo assim.
- 2:12:04Speaker 2: É porque história vale muito mais do que qualquer coisa, cara.
- 2:12:07Speaker 1: Eu também acho isso, irmão.
- 2:12:08Speaker 2: História... Tipo.
- 2:12:09Speaker 1: Assim, a gente anda num carro novo, mas a gente
- 2:12:11Speaker 1: quer andar no Gol. O Gol é da madrugada.
- 2:12:13Speaker 2: O Gol é da noite.
- 2:12:14Speaker 1: É o meia-noite. Por favor, mano, eu tenho um Voyage aí.
- 2:12:16Speaker 1: Vamos sair de madrugada, de Voyage.
- 2:12:18Speaker 2: É Turbo?
- 2:12:18Speaker 1: É Turbo o seu?
- 2:12:19Speaker 4: Não, mas chegou uns parceiros que eles querem fazer uns
- 2:12:22Speaker 4: bagulho da hora no Voyage. Eu posso até colocar o
- 2:12:24Speaker 4: Golzinho dentro disso aí.
- 2:12:26Speaker 2: Porra, o Golzinho. Se quiser, nós faz junto o projeto.
- 2:12:30Speaker 4: I'm serious, I don't want to make the Voyage all turbo,
- 2:12:34Speaker 4: I want to make it original, but it's hitting and
- 2:12:36Speaker 4: turning on, it's putting an orbital on it.
- 2:12:41Speaker 2: I saw it, it's gray, right? The gray that's in
- 2:12:43Speaker 2: the garage.
- 2:12:43Speaker 4: It's beautiful, bro. I saw it down there. I want
- 2:12:47Speaker 4: to hit and turn on the car, you know?
- 2:12:49Speaker 5: Ours is matte, but yours is still classic.
- 2:12:53Speaker 4: I have a garage crew, a mechanic staff who wants
- 2:12:55Speaker 4: to give me a project.
- 2:12:56Speaker 2: Really?
- 2:12:57Speaker 1: I'll put yours together. Let's dub the two together?
- 2:13:00Speaker 2: Let's do some live, it's going to be really cool.
- 2:13:02Speaker 2: Let's do it, I want it.
- 2:13:03Speaker 4: It's easy, there are a lot of contacts, the guys are...
- 2:13:06Speaker 4: I'm not going to spend anything on Voyage. The guys
- 2:13:09Speaker 4: are like, man, just bring it here that I'm going
- 2:13:10Speaker 4: to leave it top.
- 2:13:11Speaker 2: We wanted that, right? To dub Go. We tried to
- 2:13:13Speaker 2: put the sound in Go, but then the guy already
- 2:13:14Speaker 2: came with the talk of 15,000. 15,000, the mod, the drums.
- 2:13:16Speaker 2: I want to say like this, man, I get what
- 2:13:18Speaker 2: I need, but let's make a partnership.
- 2:13:26Speaker 1: We publish, we do something.
- 2:13:27Speaker 2: We do it too. If you want, we can publish
- 2:13:29Speaker 2: it too. When you want, just talk to us.
- 2:13:30Speaker 5: We are open-hearted. Wow, that would be very cool. A
- 2:13:34Speaker 5: good trip to leave aligned. And the car, man, is
- 2:13:39Speaker 5: something that gives the guy a lot of fun.
- 2:13:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go to events, I want to
- 2:13:43Speaker 1: do some shit. I film more Voyage than Corvette, I
- 2:13:45Speaker 1: don't even film. I film only Voyage.
- 2:13:47Speaker 2: Only Voyage, right?
- 2:13:47Speaker 5: It's because the Corvette gives the feeling... I already have
- 2:13:50Speaker 5: a Corvette.
- 2:13:51Speaker 4: No, and it gives a feeling that I want to
- 2:13:52Speaker 4: take the wave, that I want to appear, that I
- 2:13:54Speaker 4: want to pay for it.
- 2:13:55Speaker 5: I don't want to, I only film because I like
- 2:13:57Speaker 5: it a lot. The fun is the old car that
- 2:13:59Speaker 5: will pass the Corvette.
- 2:14:00Speaker 1: That's right.
- 2:14:01Speaker 2: If you have a Civic, you'll drive a Corvette.
- 2:14:04Speaker 1: That's right.
- 2:14:05Speaker 2: And everyone will say, fuck, it's the Civic, driving a Corvette.
- 2:14:07Speaker 4: No, I travel with the guys on the sidewalk, fuck,
- 2:14:09Speaker 4: this is a car, fuck. Man, Brazil is not a
- 2:14:12Speaker 4: Corvette car, Brazil.
- 2:14:14Speaker 2: Is a Palio, Gol, Uno. Palio and Candy.
- 2:14:17Speaker 1: Uno. Brazil is.
- 2:14:23Speaker 2: everyone will have this. Fiorino.
- 2:14:25Speaker 1: Fiorino. Bellina. Fuck, it's over.
- 2:14:28Speaker 2: It's over, man.
- 2:14:29Speaker 1: Gabriel... I didn't even fill the bottle, fuck.
- 2:14:31Speaker 2: Are we drunk, man?
- 2:14:32Speaker 1: I'm whole, I'm 100%. I'm a fair-rooter. But if you're not,
- 2:14:36Speaker 1: there's no problem, it's all at home.
- 2:14:38Speaker 2: Our driver is there.
- 2:14:39Speaker 1: Our what? Driver.
- 2:14:40Speaker 2: But if not, he drives. If not, he drives.
- 2:14:43Speaker 4: We'll finish here and take another one too, to be smooth.
- 2:14:45Speaker 4: You're at home.
- 2:14:47Speaker 2: Is Voyage with good battery?
- 2:14:49Speaker 1: We can go there and see. I want to take
- 2:14:51Speaker 1: a picture with Voyage. Let's go. It's looking like a baby.
- 2:14:54Speaker 1: But I want to go back to Voyage. It's looking
- 2:14:56Speaker 1: like a baby.
- 2:14:57Speaker 2: Let's see if it's working. What kind of humiliation is this? No, no, no.
- 2:15:00Speaker 1: Before starting the live, I asked the guys.
- 2:15:03Speaker 4: I said, man, there's no way we can do an IRL.
- 2:15:05Speaker 4: Get down there in the garage, turn on Voyage, show
- 2:15:08Speaker 4: the thing. There's no way, because there was no live.
- 2:15:10Speaker 4: It's a big deal there. If not now, right now, live,
- 2:15:13Speaker 4: we would be in the Voyage ending live.
- 2:15:15Speaker 1: Now! Now!
- 2:15:15Speaker 4: I swear, I wanted to end the live there in
- 2:15:17Speaker 4: the Voyage. It's because closed places.
- 2:15:19Speaker 5: The internet is f * * * ed. Usually.
- 2:15:21Speaker 2: Normal internet.
- 2:15:23Speaker 1: It's very difficult. Yeah, but I wanted to do it there.
- 2:15:26Speaker 3: Close it in the Voyage.
- 2:15:27Speaker 1: I wanted to end this live there in the Voyage.
- 2:15:28Speaker 1: I love it. It was for us to be there now.
- 2:15:30Speaker 1: I love this car scene.
- 2:15:31Speaker 2: Smoke here, Charuto Ruim. It's ending already. It's getting even tasty.
- 2:15:34Speaker 4: Do you have anything else before we leave? Oh, man,
- 2:15:37Speaker 4: I loved this gift, man.
- 2:15:38Speaker 2: Man, how good you are. It's the Labo Buzone. A
- 2:15:41Speaker 2: lot of people wanted this. Do you want to say
- 2:15:44Speaker 2: some motivational things, Gabriel? People love it.
- 2:15:45Speaker 4: If life were so easy.
- 2:15:48Speaker 1: We wouldn't be born crying. Every baby is born crying. Wow,
- 2:15:52Speaker 1: you're so.
- 2:15:53Speaker 2: Ugly, man. No, okay, you're talking so ugly.
- 2:15:56Speaker 1: But life is not easy.
- 2:15:57Speaker 2: Gabriel, explain the ring. This ring here, thank God, is.
- 2:16:09Speaker 1: It changed my life because I'm starting a new morning
- 2:16:13Speaker 1: in my life. I'm becoming an entrepreneur. What's your name, Daniel?
- 2:16:19Speaker 4: Busnes.
- 2:16:20Speaker 1: Can I send a hug to my friends? You can.
- 2:16:22Speaker 1: My friends from San Isabel do Rio Preto. Busnes. My
- 2:16:25Speaker 1: friends from Santa Rei de Jacutinga. Good.
- 2:16:27Speaker 2: João Marcos.
- 2:16:28Speaker 1: Say hi to everyone. My friend Renato de Macaé.
- 2:16:32Speaker 2: A hug.
- 2:16:32Speaker 1: You live in my heart. Santa Rei de Jacutinga. My friends.
- 2:16:38Speaker 2: Send a hug to me, Gabriel. Send a hug to me.
- 2:16:39Speaker 1: Give me a hug here, man.
- 2:16:41Speaker 2: Give me a hug here. I like you a lot.
- 2:16:44Speaker 2: What a beautiful thing.
- 2:16:45Speaker 1: You're my best friend, man.
- 2:16:46Speaker 2: Wow, what a beautiful hug, man. Look at that hug.
- 2:16:48Speaker 1: What a beautiful hug, man. Get out of here. You're
- 2:16:49Speaker 1: very annoying.
- 2:16:50Speaker 2: Do you want to send a hug to someone else?
- 2:16:53Speaker 5: Do you want to say something else?
- 2:16:56Speaker 2: I can say.
- 2:16:56Speaker 5: I want to say a motivational word here. Believe in
- 2:16:59Speaker 5: your dreams, okay? Everyone will treat you like a number, like.
- 2:17:08Speaker 5: A person who says that this.
- 2:17:11Speaker 2: System talk is fucked up, this is a funk thing, man.
- 2:17:13Speaker 1: Say what's in your heart.
- 2:17:15Speaker 5: Man, believe in yourself, believe in your dreams, believe that
- 2:17:17Speaker 5: you can be someone, believe that you can change your life,
- 2:17:19Speaker 5: and believe that you can evolve by yourself. Try to
- 2:17:24Speaker 5: evolve by yourself, be a lone wolf. What will make
- 2:17:27Speaker 5: you great is you, not your mother. Your mother will
- 2:17:32Speaker 5: say several things that sometimes you will think are good
- 2:17:34Speaker 5: and sometimes are not.
- 2:17:36Speaker 2: You have to make your decision to evolve.
- 2:17:39Speaker 5: Not only your mother, your aunt, your grandmother, your daughter,
- 2:17:41Speaker 5: your sister, your father, your wife. Everyone will treat you
- 2:17:45Speaker 5: as an instrument, sometimes, and you will have to evolve alone.
- 2:17:47Speaker 5: And I want to send a hug to... a hug
- 2:17:50Speaker 5: to the people there who made a friendship with us
- 2:17:52Speaker 5: there in the condo, the Masterchef group there, that I
- 2:17:55Speaker 5: know you are watching the live there eating pizza, the
- 2:17:57Speaker 5: people are rich as hell, okay? Your mendingos, keep asking
- 2:18:00Speaker 5: me for money, keep trying to do business with me,
- 2:18:02Speaker 5: I don't want to do business with any of you,
- 2:18:03Speaker 5: you are all smart, I started to grow now. I
- 2:18:06Speaker 5: don't want to buy anyone's motorcycle or car.
- 2:18:09Speaker 2: I'm trying to sell my house all the time. I
- 2:18:10Speaker 2: don't have money.
- 2:18:12Speaker 1: Stop, leave me alone. Still, still.
- 2:18:13Speaker 5: It will get better. I don't want to buy anything
- 2:18:15Speaker 5: from you. I don't have money. I don't have.
- 2:18:18Speaker 2: I help my family. My money is all in my family.
- 2:18:20Speaker 2: Leave me alone.
- 2:18:21Speaker 1: Stop asking for money.
- 2:18:22Speaker 2: A hug.
- 2:18:26Speaker 5: For the chat people, who changed our lives, not only mine,
- 2:18:29Speaker 5: but also Gabriel's.
- 2:18:30Speaker 4: The chat people are awesome. The chat people are awesome.
- 2:18:33Speaker 4: The chat people are awesome.
- 2:18:35Speaker 2: I can send a hug to.
- 2:18:36Speaker 1: A special friend, who is our friend.
- 2:18:39Speaker 2: Jacaré Pereira. Our friend.
- 2:18:41Speaker 1: Dude, I'm here today because of you, my friend. Thank
- 2:18:44Speaker 1: you from the bottom of my heart, my friend. Jacaré, Jacaré.
- 2:18:47Speaker 2: Jacaré, a hug.
- 2:18:51Speaker 5: You joined us, you united us. You're a cool guy,
- 2:18:53Speaker 5: I know you like these cards.
- 2:18:55Speaker 2: He likes these cards. They sent me a hug, you can't...
- 2:18:56Speaker 2: He'll talk tomorrow, his live. A hug, Jacaré.
- 2:18:58Speaker 5: You helped us, I call you, you don't even answer me.
- 2:19:01Speaker 5: The guy who has a son later is already... He
- 2:19:03Speaker 5: only has time for the son. The son changes the life.
- 2:19:06Speaker 2: Of the man, right? Exactly. The guy sees that this.
- 2:19:08Speaker 1: Is no longer important. I'm crazy to.
- 2:19:11Speaker 2: Launch one, to change mine.
- 2:19:18Speaker 1: You will release it. Do it.
- 2:19:21Speaker 2: Ian. It will be a man.
- 2:19:23Speaker 1: It will be a man.
- 2:19:24Speaker 3: If the woman comes too, it's all right.
- 2:19:25Speaker 2: It's great. Faith in God. Faith in God.
- 2:19:26Speaker 1: Amen.
- 2:19:27Speaker 2: Thank you, guys. Thank you, Mythic, for this opportunity.
- 2:19:31Speaker 5: I told you once. I say the same thing. This
- 2:19:34Speaker 5: is a thing that has to live a life to
- 2:19:35Speaker 5: be here. It's very difficult, man. It's very difficult to
- 2:19:38Speaker 5: be here, on this table. But what I'm saying, bro.
- 2:19:41Speaker 1: What you're doing is also very cool. Congratulations. I follow.
- 2:19:43Speaker 3: I'm a fan of yours.
- 2:19:44Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 2:19:47Speaker 4: Man, I'm talking about Felipe Tito, Nogue, damn, Nogue.
- 2:19:52Speaker 2: We're together.
- 2:19:53Speaker 4: Look at the guys there.
- 2:19:56Speaker 1: That's it, guys.
- 2:19:57Speaker 4: I love these guys a lot. I laugh a lot
- 2:20:00Speaker 4: with these guys. If you don't know them yet, follow them.
- 2:20:03Speaker 4: For God's sake, these guys are wonderful. I hope you
- 2:20:06Speaker 4: enjoyed it today. It was very fun. I asked for
- 2:20:09Speaker 4: this episode to happen because, unfortunately, this week I'm without
- 2:20:14Speaker 4: my comparsa, my comparsa, you know?
- 2:20:15Speaker 3: Igão is missing it.
- 2:20:16Speaker 1: Igão, I'm missing you, you son of a bitch.
- 2:20:19Speaker 2: Come back.
- 2:20:19Speaker 3: A hug, Igão.
- 2:20:20Speaker 1: A hug, Igão. And let's do the Goia e do
- 2:20:22Speaker 1: Voyage project. As soon as you want. Seriously?
- 2:20:24Speaker 2: Seriously.
- 2:20:24Speaker 1: I already have some contacts, the guys are filling my bag.
- 2:20:27Speaker 3: Where's Voyage? Voyage is here, they're going to take this
- 2:20:29Speaker 3: week to take it there.
- 2:20:29Speaker 2: Dude, if you say like this, come tomorrow, we're there at.
- 2:20:32Speaker 4: 6 o'clock in the morning. At the end of the
- 2:20:34Speaker 4: week we'll do an RL of Goia e do Voyage
- 2:20:35Speaker 4: and Calzano.
- 2:20:36Speaker 1: As soon as you want.
- 2:20:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 2:20:37Speaker 3: As soon as you want.
- 2:20:38Speaker 1: Let's have a toast to finish with Chaves de Ouro?
- 2:20:41Speaker 1: Let's go. What a nice chat, right?
- 2:20:44Speaker 2: Thank you, guys. God bless you.
- 2:20:45Speaker 1: You guys are wonderful. Chat, today you shone, okay? Thank you.
- 2:20:49Speaker 2: We're together.
- 2:20:50Speaker 4: Leave a like, follow Podpah's agenda. Man, Podpah Records launched
- 2:20:54Speaker 4: a new project.
- 2:20:54Speaker 1: It's wonderful.
- 2:20:55Speaker 3: It's good, Gabriel.
- 2:20:56Speaker 1: This one, man.
- 2:20:57Speaker 2: It's good, man.
- 2:20:59Speaker 5: You look like a baker, man. Man, the cheap ones
- 2:21:02Speaker 5: are good sometimes. I'll tell you, for the guy to
- 2:21:04Speaker 5: be happy, he has to regret it. There is, damn it!
- 2:21:07Speaker 1: I'm on a trip, I'm finding myself at the maximum.
- 2:21:09Speaker 2: You have to regret it, because you reached a level
- 2:21:11Speaker 2: where you have to regret it to be happy.
- 2:21:14Speaker 1: You start to value simple things.
- 2:21:15Speaker 2: It's not to grow more, it's to regret it.
- 2:21:18Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 2:21:18Speaker 2: I want to regret it more.
- 2:21:19Speaker 1: Regret it, man.
- 2:21:20Speaker 2: Because, man, go to a bar that only has old
- 2:21:22Speaker 2: people talking... Jogando baralho. Falando mal de tudo que... Velho
- 2:21:26Speaker 2: que não tem rede social nada. O cara nem sabe,
- 2:21:29Speaker 2: o cara vai falar atrocidade. Fala só merda.
- 2:21:31Speaker 1: Agora eu iria pra um barco cheio de velho só
- 2:21:33Speaker 1: pra ouvir mentira.
- 2:21:34Speaker 2: Aqui em São Paulo, onde nós está, não tem.
- 2:21:36Speaker 1: Não tem.
- 2:21:37Speaker 2: Não tem.
- 2:21:37Speaker 1: Mas se vocês achassem um boteco agora, eu ia com vocês.
- 2:21:39Speaker 2: Gabriel, vai ter onde agora? Só no interior, né?
- 2:21:42Speaker 1: Não, em São Paulo a gente acha.
- 2:21:44Speaker 2: São Paulo não dorme.
- 2:21:46Speaker 1: Caralho. É um lugar que não dorme.
- 2:21:47Speaker 2: Que isso, negão? Caralho.
- 2:21:49Speaker 1: Esse Juliette aí... Hoje eu tô com vocês. Hoje eu
- 2:21:51Speaker 1: tô com vocês.
- 2:21:52Speaker 2: Não, nós arruma então.
- 2:21:53Speaker 1: Tá bom. I'm with you.
- 2:21:54Speaker 4: Guys, bye, leave the like, follow our agendas, follow Podpah Records,
- 2:21:59Speaker 4: subscribe there. Man, a very cool project, a lot of news,
- 2:22:02Speaker 4: many musical programs are coming out there. Tomorrow there's more,
- 2:22:07Speaker 4: tomorrow there's Brino and... Damn, I ran away from my
- 2:22:10Speaker 4: mind here, damn it.
- 2:22:11Speaker 3: Igor, is it what?
- 2:22:13Speaker 2: Mythic.
- 2:22:14Speaker 4: Reverse today is launching? Tomorrow there's a Reverse by Júlia Reis.
- 2:22:17Speaker 2: Mythic.
- 2:22:18Speaker 1: Program. I can give a hug to my cousin.
- 2:22:21Speaker 2: Igor, from Barra Mansa. You're in need, man.
- 2:22:24Speaker 4: He wants to make love with his friends. Let him
- 2:22:26Speaker 4: make love with his friends. Brother, we're together, Igor, from
- 2:22:29Speaker 4: Nova Esperança. Brother, my hug, my brother, my friends from
- 2:22:31Speaker 4: Santa Rita. I can say, go fuck all those he
- 2:22:33Speaker 4: sent to save.
- 2:22:34Speaker 2: Go fuck yourself, man. But to finish... Now he's fucked.
- 2:22:36Speaker 2: Are you dating or not.
- 2:22:37Speaker 1: This bastard? I'm dating, the naughty blonde there. I'm not dating.
- 2:22:40Speaker 2: Bye, guys. Dignity now. It's us, we're together.
- 2:22:53Speaker 5: This is the Weston game.
- 2:22:56Speaker 1: Who's going to get the last cup of shrimp? Cafu
- 2:22:59Speaker 1: or Nicole? And who won was Nicole.
- 2:23:32Speaker 2: The fun is here. Superbet. You feel when it's super.