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Title: Zombies, Cigarettes & Star Trek — Toxic Masculinity Returns! · Toxic Masculinity

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  Speaker 1: The following program contains coarse language and adult themes. Listener
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  Speaker 1: discretion is advised. Thank you. The back of my hand.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn.
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  Speaker 2: I carry the crown.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing can break.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing can break me down.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a damn I'm.
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  Speaker 1: The man come round nothing can break me down I'm
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  Speaker 1: the man come round and the All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 4: I let it play a little bit longer than usual
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  Speaker 4: because it's been a minute since we've been able to
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  Speaker 4: play it, but we're here. We're live. It's Toxic Masculinity,
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  Speaker 4: and Andrew has his camera on with it covered, so
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  Speaker 4: hang on a second.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't. I have the camera off.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 4: No, still showing. Because it was showing as a blank screen. Well,
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  Speaker 4: it was still showing as a blank screen, which means
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  Speaker 4: there was some sort of a placeholder where your camera
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  Speaker 4: is supposed to be. But I fixed it. It's all right. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: so we're here. We're live. It's Wednesday. It's also Toxic
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  Speaker 4: Masculinity Day. And we are joined by some of our
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  Speaker 4: usual cohorts. G is still on hiatus, but we do
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  Speaker 4: have the lovely and the talented, the bar babe, the
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  Speaker 4: one who helps you get a little toasty, hopefully, while
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  Speaker 4: you're listening to the show, because the lord knows sometimes
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  Speaker 4: you need it um but we have aggie so how
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  Speaker 4: you doing ma'am how's things.
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  Speaker 1: I am doing pretty good uh it feels like i
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  Speaker 1: was just here yesterday it's kind of odd but okay.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of because you kind of because you were but
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't the other studio so you weren't.
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  Speaker 1: Necessarily yes it was the other studio so it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: really here here but it was here there everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah here there and everywhere okay yeah okay there's there's
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  Speaker 4: a reason we call you a hoardie with ovaries Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: All righty.
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  Speaker 3: Horty with headlights?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hey, that's my new one. I'm stealing that, Andrew.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, well, I mean, since we are talking about toxicity,
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  Speaker 4: let's just get it all out the way. Horty with
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  Speaker 4: high beams. There we go. There we go.
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  Speaker 3: Nice high beams.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of almost, there he is.
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  Speaker 4: How we doing, Amish? How's things?
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  Speaker 2: You know, just sliding in here. Wasn't entirely sure of
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  Speaker 2: the whole conversation, but now I am. Boobs.
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  Speaker 4: Well, to be fair, we only just started because I
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  Speaker 4: was like, you know what? It's me after this anyway,
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  Speaker 4: so I don't really care. We'll give it a few
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  Speaker 4: minutes to make sure Amish isn't super, super late. Because, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I still haven't heard from DC.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting coinkydink that I was discussing with Aggie in the
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  Speaker 4: green room. Do you remember what the title of the
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  Speaker 4: last successfully pulled off Min Explained Poorly was? Because this
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  Speaker 4: was like a week or so before Vincent wound up
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  Speaker 4: in the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the one where we were avoiding.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Avoidance.
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  Speaker 2: Avoidance and procrastination. Avoidance.
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  Speaker 4: A man's best skill. It's almost like the universe was
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  Speaker 4: trying to say something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And like Aggie, I feel like I was just here
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  Speaker 2: two nights ago, but it was in a different studio
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  Speaker 2: on a different network. But also on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But also on. Kind of here, there, everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Still have alcohol. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Nice. Speaking of alcohol, how are you digging being back
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  Speaker 4: with Foo, sir? How's that? How are you liking it?
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  Speaker 2: That's fun. That's fun. It's... She's rusty as hell, and
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  Speaker 2: that's fantastic. And it's a lot of fun. And she's
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  Speaker 2: still using the same microphone that she was using when
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  Speaker 2: we were using Skype. So if she decides to continue on,
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  Speaker 2: I know what I'm getting her for Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know. Who is a creature of habit?
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  Speaker 4: So that doesn't surprise me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, she has a podcast since we were
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  Speaker 2: using Skype. That was, you know, KRM version 0.5. We're
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  Speaker 2: on version 8 now.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, no, no, no. Hang on. To be fair,
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  Speaker 4: Jeff is on version eight. I'm still hanging out somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: I'm five point five.
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  Speaker 1: It's still above point five.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, no, it's fine. It's good fun. And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: her actually, you know, moving away from the apple juice
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  Speaker 2: and heart and leaning into hard spirits like markers make.
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  Speaker 4: That was awesome. I almost had AI redo the label
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  Speaker 4: and send it to her. No, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 4: be that mean.
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  Speaker 2: On the show on Monday, I came up with it.
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  Speaker 2: This is how quick Jeff works. I came up with
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  Speaker 2: an idea like 10 seconds before showtime. I was like, damn,
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  Speaker 2: we should have gotten a graphic for this. This show
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  Speaker 2: is sponsored by Marker's Make. He had it by showtime.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he did. He showed it to me last night
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  Speaker 1: and I was dying.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's funny. see I was listening I was listening
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  Speaker 4: but I wasn't watching the screen so yeah because I
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  Speaker 4: was doing other stuff but I was paying attention so
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  Speaker 4: round one I had to catch replay but yeah I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to draw her back into the fam.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah she keeps saying next week's it I'm like are you.
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  Speaker 6: Sure about that I don't think so yeah I mean,
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  Speaker 6: this was just a pilot to see if people wanted
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  Speaker 6: it and then if she wanted to continue doing it.
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  Speaker 2: But she seems to be having fun and just doing
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  Speaker 2: a half hour. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she's also not busy now either because the kids
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  Speaker 5: are graduating out of the house.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And me shouting drunk con levels every few minutes.
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  Speaker 1: That's rather epic.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, to be fair, she's over it.
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  Speaker 2: We had drunk con two people.
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  Speaker 4: She has fur babies in the middle of election season.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll see if she'll want to continue on after
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  Speaker 2: the election. But until then.
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  Speaker 4: We shall see. We shall see. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So are you doing an election night roundup, Rick?
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  Speaker 4: We will be, but it's going to start off on
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  Speaker 4: Digital Beacon. So I don't interrupt Brad and Aggie.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, Brad has a previous engagement with Mediaite. So we
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  Speaker 1: will allow you guys to take over because it is
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  Speaker 1: election night. It is a midterms and we tend to
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  Speaker 1: do that anyway. So, yeah, you might as well just
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  Speaker 1: park it. All right.
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  Speaker 4: Because, yeah, I know we probably won't. I know we
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  Speaker 4: probably won't do a MEP that week anyway, because Amish
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  Speaker 4: is going to be pole dancing.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, working. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So.
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  Speaker 2: That's synonymous, Rick.
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  Speaker 3: I will be working the pearls.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to change your name to Cinnamon for that night, sir.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or are you.
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  Speaker 3: Going to make him the makers?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the markers make.
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  Speaker 1: Markers make.
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  Speaker 4: I may actually borrow that from Jeff and use it
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  Speaker 4: on the political stuff all night. Just keep randomly popping
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  Speaker 4: it up. Because if it goes the way it historically
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  Speaker 4: is supposed to go, I may need some markers before
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  Speaker 4: the night's over. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: We also need to probably work on our drunk game.
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  Speaker 5: Drink game.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the bingo?
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  Speaker 5: Bingo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think we could start with Unprecedented. I imagine I
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  Speaker 5: could get pretty drunk off of that in an hour.
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  Speaker 3: Unprecedented.
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  Speaker 2: Or the Elf Fatada.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Nice. Fatada?
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  Speaker 2: No, the Elf Fatada.
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  Speaker 1: Elf Syed. God, I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Elf Syed. Yeah, the keyboard jihad.
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  Speaker 3: Trump's key.
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  Speaker 2: I just gave up on all these when I was
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  Speaker 2: in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: That's impressive.
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  Speaker 4: While he was having his shower beard aboot. pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: While I was having my shower beer, exactly. Men, the
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  Speaker 2: way to be toxic? Shower beers. Especially if you wear PPE.
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  Speaker 1: Who would wear PPE in the shower?
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  Speaker 2: Do I want to know?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: PPE for day jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Got it. Okay. So not in the shower. Got it.
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  Speaker 3: No, he wasn't talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, maybe I do.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, wouldn't you like to know?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he could.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 7: Actually, I would not like to know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm seeing all kinds of social media accounts talking about
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  Speaker 4: how they're voting red. I'm really hoping these aren't people
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  Speaker 4: just trying to get other people to stay home. Because.
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  Speaker 1: At this point you know that that's that is a
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  Speaker 1: high probability.
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  Speaker 4: It's all fake and gay hey it's a Vincent sighting
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  Speaker 4: almost yeah since he can't be here I'll say it.
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  Speaker 2: Nice it is all fake and or gay.
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  Speaker 4: And we have a Campbell sighting on the YouTube chat
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  Speaker 4: the only name I like to see popping up on
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  Speaker 4: YouTube because the rest of them are fake and gay So, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: YouTube has been kind of popping off on the daytime
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  Speaker 4: stuff again. I'm sorry, what was that?
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  Speaker 3: I know most of Nigeria and India is voting red.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Of course they are.
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: I voted last week. I had a good time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Our early voting started yesterday. I'm trying to figure
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  Speaker 4: out if there's a way that I can go get
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  Speaker 4: it done before election day because I've been having to
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  Speaker 4: do all kinds of extra stuff lately on my Tuesdays, Thursdays,
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  Speaker 4: and Saturdays. But it's all good. So anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So where we want to go first, we want to
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  Speaker 4: win since technically we got a late start. We're already
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  Speaker 4: 20 minutes into the time slot, but I don't really
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  Speaker 4: care if we run over for a few minutes, but
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  Speaker 4: I think we might as well get the drink out early.
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  Speaker 4: So if anybody wants to step away and make one,
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  Speaker 4: they can. So we got fourth and then we got
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: any pre-election imbibing for us going.
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  Speaker 1: On, maybe. Considering that it's right before Halloween, I had
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  Speaker 1: to pick a Halloween themed cocktail and this one is
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  Speaker 1: this one is like the classic tiki cocktail it's the
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  Speaker 1: zombie but for those of you unaware it is rather
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  Speaker 1: an intensive cocktail it's not a simple two three ingredient
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  Speaker 1: cocktail um you're gonna take um three quarter ounce fresh
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  Speaker 1: lime juice half an ounce of falernum so that's a
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  Speaker 1: specialized you know liqueur uh one and a half ounces
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  Speaker 1: of gold rum an ounce of Demerara rum, so that's
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  Speaker 1: another specialty thing, two teaspoons of grenadine, six drops or
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  Speaker 1: so per node, a dash of Angostura beers, and half
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  Speaker 1: an ounce of Don's Mix. And Don's Mix is just
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  Speaker 1: basically a two-to-one mixture of grapefruit juice and cinnamon-infused simple syrup.
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  Speaker 1: That was Don's Mix. Don the beachcomber. And you're going
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  Speaker 1: to add all of that to a blender with three
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  Speaker 1: quarter cups of crushed ice and blend for just a
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  Speaker 1: few seconds. And you're going to pour that into a
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  Speaker 1: tall Collins glass and drink it. That's it. It's just,
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  Speaker 1: there are specialized, you know, items in it. So it's
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  Speaker 1: not for, you know, a regular bar, but if you're
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  Speaker 1: at a bar, chances are they can make it for you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that would be too expensive. I'll stay with
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  Speaker 3: my markers, Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Markers.
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  Speaker 2: No, as somebody who's worked at a well-stocked bar, several
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  Speaker 2: of them, half of those items are not your common
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  Speaker 2: bar fare.
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  Speaker 1: They're not. They're not.
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  Speaker 2: They're not. So if you do see a zombie on
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  Speaker 2: the menu, get it. Because that means they're doing it right.
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  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Because no place is going to put a zombie on
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  Speaker 2: the menu and kind of half-ass it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if you see a zombie on the menu,
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  Speaker 4: double-tap it and then pick the menu up off the floor.
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  Speaker 1: I had to be careful because I went to a
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  Speaker 1: bar and they actually advertised they had a zombie. And
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  Speaker 1: it was served in a tiki glass. And sadly, I
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  Speaker 1: could not keep the glass. But it was.
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  Speaker 2: Served in a tiki glass. You just probably asked for
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  Speaker 2: it rather.
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  Speaker 1: Than just shaking it up. I could have, but I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't. I didn't have the... I just couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: But it was like, this is not right. And I
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  Speaker 1: think what they did instead of infusing the simple syrup
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  Speaker 1: with cinnamon stick, they added just grated cinnamon to the
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  Speaker 1: simple syrup and not enough grapefruit juice. I think they
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  Speaker 1: used like grapefruit and orange juice instead. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is, this isn't, it didn't taste right. It just didn't.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, MD's failing us.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: He does not have the grapefruit juice.
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  Speaker 1: How do you not have gold rum? I, I, I, wow. I'm,
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  Speaker 1: I'm shocked. I mean, I understand the grapefruit juice. I, I.
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  Speaker 5: Have, I have ran out on Monday.
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  Speaker 4: I have seen the pictures of that bar, sir. And
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  Speaker 4: this disappoints me greatly.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm shocked.
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  Speaker 5: Look, I'm going to stand up for MD here.
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  Speaker 3: It is Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: Of course you are.
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  Speaker 5: He hasn't refilled this bar yet. He now drinks through
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  Speaker 5: Monday because, you know, drunk politics got to be part
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  Speaker 5: of the crew. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, I will be prepared. I will be
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  Speaker 1: prepared because MD is planning on coming for a visit.
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  Speaker 1: next year to Casa de Aggie. And I do have
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  Speaker 1: Velvet Falernum already. So I'll be prepared.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of, for those of you who.
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  Speaker 1: I have like six different types of gold rum too,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: For those of you who have been following Vincent and I,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: it is almost time to start making your clarified milk punch.
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  Speaker 2: To start the process.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not happening.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: You're not doing it, Aggie?
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. I have to make coquito. My
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  Speaker 1: mom is coming to stay with me again, so I'm just,
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  Speaker 1: I'm stuck. I'm making coquito for like 24 different families,
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  Speaker 1: it seems like.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but I mean, you can shove this in the
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  Speaker 2: back for yourself.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I guess you're right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, real quick, while we're talking about tiki's,
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  Speaker 2: I'm drinking my rum out of your tiki shot glass.
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  Speaker 1: It is adorable, isn't it?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: It is. It actually is.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But yes, if you need to, if you're curious about
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: the clarified milk punch, I'll be posting the recipe. It's, uh,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Alton Brown's recipe. I'll be posting it again here in
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  Speaker 2: a couple of days. Cause it is time to start
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  Speaker 2: getting ready for it.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Is it really?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: It is because in order to have it ready by
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: the holiday season, it does take several weeks. It's not
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  Speaker 2: just a whip it up and shoot it down the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it calls.
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  Speaker 2: For Navy rum for fuck's sake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm in now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. You had me at rum.
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  Speaker 5: So who was cheering for the libertarian?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Who was rooting for the Libertarian?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, that was insane. It's like McAfee Light. That
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: was fantastic. Did you all see it? Rick, did you
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: see it?
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I did not, so please feel free to fill us in.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: The Libertarian candidate.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the one that was like.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wait, the one that was like in a high speed. Well,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: the one that was in a chase. I saw a
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: bit of it, but I never.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a rolling shootout with cops and a chase, and
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  Speaker 2: he was live tweeting the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, it couldn't have been much of a chase
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  Speaker 1: if you had time to like live tweet.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Was Tesla doing the driving for him while he was tweeting?
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Because I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 3: I made a mistake. I answered the phone. What?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I take it back. I guess I did
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  Speaker 4: see a little bit of that. I never saw any
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: of the footage to see if it was like OJ style,
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  Speaker 4: like low speed chase or anything, but.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't seen any footage of it. I just
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: was reading his live tweets. I happen to be off
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: all I was like, oh, this is fantastic.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was I was reading. I'm never quitting this site.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: I thought it was satire at first.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, too. And then, you know, it was like, no, wait,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: this shit's real. God, that was fantastic. You know, the
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: world still hasn't gotten weird enough for me.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: That in between Julius voting everywhere, that was awesome.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: So.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: What about?
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I think her name was Julie that was voting everywhere.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: She voted in South Carolina, Illinois.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Well, now.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: She was trolling. It was on Twitchy.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Yeah. Her. Yes, now it's coming back to me. Sorry,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: my whole head is in a stupor. I spent today
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: doing all sorts of chores in the house, and I
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: think it's Clorox fumes that is, yeah, that's about it.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Nothing than that.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Today is the model airplane glue.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. So what happened was she knew she was
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: going to be putting up with us tonight, so she
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: started the brain bleach early.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was. You know, if you put
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: that in the bag, it works quicker.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I still remember we were picking up trash in our
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: school for national honor society. You know, we have to
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: do some community service and whatnot, and we were picking
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: up trash in the local schools and everything. And I
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: found Ziploc bags that were painted on the inside. And I,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: for the life of me, I didn't understand that. I
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: didn't understand what's going on. I picked them up and
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I put them in the trash and whatever. And, We're
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: collecting the trash, tying up everything, getting rid of our gloves,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: getting rid of our sticks, whatever. And our sponsor asked
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: us if we found anything interesting. I said, I just
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: found a bunch of Ziploc plastic bags with paint inside them.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that at all. And the look on
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: her face, she was like, where did you find them?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And so I was like, okay. And I took her
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: to where it was. And next thing I know, It's
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Monday because this happened on Saturday. Monday, I am called
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: to the principal's office to give detailed account of how many,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: if I could recollect how many bags, what, if they
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: were all the same color paint. And weirdly, most of
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: them were. And where I found them and if I
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: had found any other kind of trash in the same area.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: And I said, no, just the bags. Turns out, you know,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: they were huffing paint. So they set up a sting
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: and they caught the students that were doing it. All
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: because I was picking up trash and I had no
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: idea what I had picked up. I learned something new
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: that day. I was a senior and I had no idea.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, I need to be more. I
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Well, obviously we didn't go to the same high school.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I was trying to, I think we used to put
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: paint in like little, uh, sandwich bags and use them
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: as grenades when we were playing war. Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Well, I, what I didn't know was they were using
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: spray spray paint. So there was sprayed in there.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: They were huffing it.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: So that's why the bag was painted on the inside,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: but there wasn't a lot of paint like you would
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: find in a paint, you know, grenade. Got to be tripping.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Got to be tripping.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: That's just a level of desperation for a high I
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: never reached. I mean, there's whipped cream cans you can
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: get the nitrous out of, and that's wonderful. At least
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: you could at the time.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably don't use nitrous anymore.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Am I the only one that, when.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Tim Post started, first thing I thought of was there
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: were a bunch of people sitting around huffing glue?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Just me? Okay.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I picked the wrong week for it. To quit it,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: I was so looking for that clip and realized I
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: don't have it loaded anymore and I was sad.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I'm not a quitter.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Sad Rick noises.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: I saw an article that was interesting.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Smoking's making a comeback.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Surprising no one.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: It's all because it's cool.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Look how they're holding a cigarette. It's the gayest thing ever.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: I do have a theory.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: There's a way to hold a cigarette like a man,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: and that ain't it.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's a reason they call it smoke, a
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: fag in Britain.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Now, I have a theory, and it may be a
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: little weak, but you've seen the trends where people are
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: discovering older TV shows, older movies, things of that nature.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: where this particular generation, you know, Gen Z, Gen Alpha,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: are discovering these things, you know, how they discover, oh,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you know, going outside without any technology to take a walk,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: or saltine and cracker and butter, you know, makes for
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: a great snack. And I'm going, this was shit I
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: was growing up on in the 70s, okay? So, maybe
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: they're seeing all of these, because, you know, with the
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: advent of streaming services like METV and FETV and all
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: sorts of other old TV shows where smoking was okay
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to do. And now I think that they're starting to see.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: There were ads by doctors.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you see the doctors were smoking. I mean,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Twilight Zone, you see Rod Serling looking fabulous holding a cigarette.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Dude, on Battlestar Galactica, the doctor was smoking like five
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: seconds before he started doing surgery.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I was like, holy shit.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: We lost so much.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: So I do think that people are, you know, a
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: lot of the kids are starting to see the romance.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: And I don't mean that in the, you know, levy-devy sense,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: but the romance of what used to be back then.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: you know, several decades ago and what they, they've been told, Oh,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: this is bad for you. So you, and they're like, well, I,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I want to know if it's bad for me. I
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: want to have the freedom to determine whether or not
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: it's bad, bad for me. They see that the holding
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: a vape thing is not as stylish as holding a cigarette.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: It's just. Vaping is faking gay. Let's just say that.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: That's a douche flute, but, uh, One of my fetishes
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: is actually watching a woman smoke. That's just erotic as fuck.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I use candy cigarettes.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Ladies, take notes. Okay.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: That works. Whatever.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Get the gum with the confectioner's sugar in it. That's fine, too.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those candy cigarettes were like crack man.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I especially the mint ones the ones that was just
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: like a really big yeah oh those.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Are so good you can still find them i was surprised.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah but now they just call them candy sticks.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah you can find them on amazon that's where
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: i got i got a whole pack of 24 for
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: um uh for a uh a friend's party because it
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: was a 1980s theme um this is about 10 years
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: ago And so those were the party favors. I put
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: them on all the, and people thought that was great.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: And everybody ate them right there. I'd say, we're sitting down.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: They're just one after the other. You don't forget your
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: first crack.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: No, you don't. Anyway, good. Smoking's coming back.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do think that that has something to do
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: with it.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: I think Aggie's got a perfect idea now for an OnlyFans.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Just a headshot of her smoking.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: No.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans, but it's Aggie just smoking candy cigarettes.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Where do I sign?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: OnlyCandies.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a totally different site.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. I don't want to know.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I just made that up.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Rule 34.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Rule 34.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: It's out there. You know it is.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, definitely. It has to be.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: So what else we got?
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Know.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: What else do we have? It's been a minute.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Sorry. What did you get to cover last night that
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: you wanted to?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: What?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Didn't I cover last night that I wanted to? Oh, hell.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Do I have my notes here oh oh oh I
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: did want to cover the Virginia man who taped his
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: wife to the chair in the basement so that he
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: could watch the football game in peace.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Did y'all see that story I don't see an issue
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: with this.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: The weirdest part was that I'm reading all of the
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: comments underneath and I'm going, nobody is blaming this guy.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: No one.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Not even women. Yeah, she probably deserved it. She was
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: probably nagging him. Blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: And I'm going, wow, nobody. But I thought, that guy
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: must have really, he must have snapped. Because, and I'm
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Trying to figure out how it was that he got
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: her in the chair in the first place.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Probably, hey, baby, I want to do something kinky. If
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: you're not going to let me watch the game, let's
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: have some fun. I'm going to tie you down to
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: this chair.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: I think the best comment was, what game was he watching?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I don't remember them saying.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Which game it was.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a New England fan.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: They never said so.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: And if any of y'all are out there or New
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: England fans, I said what I said. I said what
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I said.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was, you know, I didn't fault him, honestly.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: And I'm kind of hoping that he gets off with
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: like a slap on the wrist and that's it, which
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: is going to make her mad. And she'll probably assault him.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: And then I'm hoping they throw the book at her.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I'm really not very sympathetic to women today. Not sorry.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's well, I mean, they did it to themselves.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: So so this is my thing, right? Everybody's talking about
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: this because dude finally snapped and taped his wife to
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: a chair so he could watch a game. But you
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: know what had to have happened to get him to
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: this point? This means she has probably talked and chided
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: and just done whatever she could. Anytime there was something
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: on that he wanted to watch. But I guarantee you,
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: anytime she was ever trying to watch anything, if even
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: so much as tried to open his mouth, it was
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: my shoes on. So, yeah, you found the stories are on. Yeah, exactly.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: But yeah, so I have a feeling that's probably the
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: reason why, especially most of the men are like cheering
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: him on because we're like, we get it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: No, like I said, I absolutely have no sympathy for
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: her at this point. I really don't. She must have
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: pushed really, really hard to get him to that point.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: And it kind of reminded me of Perry Mason episode
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: where the bad guy was like, yeah, I did. I
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: just wanted to steal the money because I've been married
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: to this bitch for 16 years that she nagged me
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: every single day and I just wanted peace. Literally, when
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I heard him say why he killed the guy, I
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: was like, this is justifiable. And I think that Perry
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: would have turned around and said, you know what, I'll
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: defend them for free. But she was.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Every night. Where is the pretzel money? When are you
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: going to get the pretzel money? And so on and
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: so on. 42 minutes, First Simpsons reference.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Congratulations.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Well, We all know that Chekhov passed away.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really sad.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Yes, we do.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: I just had a headline come through. Barbara Berry?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Barbara Berry passed away?
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Technically, she did medically assisted suicide.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, that's... Wow.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was 95... Had a terminal cancer diagnosis, was
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: diagnosed with something else in 2014, so she's been having
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: a lot of health issues, so she decided just to
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: take herself out today.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Fuck, she was in everything.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, I did hear that Dolores Huerta passed away, too.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: And if y'all recall, she was the one that was
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: with Cesar Chavez and co-founded United Farm Workers Union.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, the one who finally came out and said what
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: kind of a piece of shit he was?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just a couple of years ago when she could
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: no longer ride the gravy train, apparently she decides to
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: do this. And then, but you know, that's all suspect
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: because you have the, her daughters saying, yeah, she knew
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: about it the whole time and, and stayed because of money.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, Whoa, it's like, okay. So basically you
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: put your children in that position as well because of
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the money. I was, I, you know, So she passed away, too. Yeah,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I'll say it. No loss. No loss. She was not
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: a kind person.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Communists aren't people.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: No loss.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But that is hard about Barbara Barry, what she
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: must have suffered. Now, I found it interesting. I don't
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: know if you all saw the tributes that both William
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Shatner and George Takei did for Chekhov. And they were
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: rather illuminating. You had William Shatner talk about that. He
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: didn't know Walter Koenig very well, but he got to
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: know him as, you know, with the movies and everything,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: they got to know each other better and everything. And
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: that it was a true loss for, you know, the
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: community and how wonderful he had been to his fans
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and all this stuff. And he just talked about Chekhov
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: completely talking about, Walter Koenig and his contributions to, you know,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the sci-fi genre. Meanwhile, you have Takei talking about, he
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: stood up for me as our best man when we
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: got married and we share our anniversary with his birthday.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: And he was so kind about, you know, my, you know,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: my coming out or whatever. And it was all me, me, me, my, my, my.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, he found a way to
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: make it about him.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not about you. It's about Walter. And this
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: is a man, I don't know if y'all are aware,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: but Walter actually lost his son to suicide. And that
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: has always been something that really hurt him. And he
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: carried that for many, many years. And y'all are familiar
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: with his son. If anybody ever watched Growing Pains, he
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: played Kirk Cameron's best friend, Boner. That was his son.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, no shit.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And they never disclosed why he ended his life
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. They kept it very private. But
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: he always carried that with him because it was it
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: was very, very tragic. But I'm just like, why would
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: you make it about yourself? This is not about you.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: You can just say what a wonderful tribute it was
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: because he was so close to you. You were very
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: good friends with him and you feel for his family.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: You feel for the loss. You could have just stopped there,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: but no, he had to talk about his wedding and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: he had to talk about Chekhov being his best man
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: and this and that. It was all about Takei.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: One thing about Connie, everybody knows him as Chekhov, but
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: bester is probably one of my most favorite characters to
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: hate yes battle on five.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Yes believe it or not bester was actually his favorite
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: character he said so yeah.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah he loved being that guy.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: And you know it's just like all the work that
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: he put into that character too like the clenched fist
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: thing that wasn't the jms that was keening you know
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: and that was just yeah just god he was such
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: a fantastic bastard in that show.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: He really was. And everybody expected him to be kind
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: of like more Chekhov. And he said, no, this is
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: like freedom. This is a brand new character. I am
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: molding this to what I want him to be. Chekhov
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: doesn't even check in. Chekhov is checked out. Bingo.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: He also had problems with being stereotyped from Star Trek.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's true. He was complaining about So speaking
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: of Bester, this is third-hand information, but I heard it
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: from a friend who actually saw him once at a convention,
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: and they asked him, how in the world, after being
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: the sweetheart that everybody kind of thought Chekhov was, how
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: could he manage to do a role like Bester so well?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: He said, I looked at the way everybody talked about
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: William Shatner, and I decided that was going to be Bester.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: That's epic yeah.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: That's fucking fun but yeah it's kind of interesting to
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: hear that it was Takei that made it all about
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: him because you know that's always been Shatner's shtick even
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: his female co-star in Star Trek 4 was like every
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: time I was on camera the bastard wanted to be
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: in my shot so yeah I don't know it is
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: kind of Weird that those two are the last ones left,
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: and I have a feeling that Takei's heat heart will
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: keep him here past Shatner, and that makes me a
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: little sad.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Well, that's because the good die young and pricks live forever.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, it's like, I don't know.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm still in this convo.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure that when this conversation's over,
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: you're going to get a funky, when this show's over,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: you're going to get a funky tingle and have to
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: go sword fight with somebody anyway, because everybody knows you've
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: been here forever. Nobody got it.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I got it. I had Queen blaring in the back
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: of my head as you were saying it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: This is why Rick doesn't do deep pulls because nobody
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: responds when I do them.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I actually think that Shatner and Takai need to get
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: into a cage match and fight each other to death
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: for the soul of America.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I'd be okay with that.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I think Shatner can take him.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen the cage, but I saw Shatner on
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: one of the Property Brothers episodes.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: And he's.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Not spry, but he's not decrepit either.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: No, he's not.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: He went to space.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, he looks better than Patrick Stewart's younger than he is.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you. Somebody found Stewart's photo painting in his
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: attic or something. The dude went from.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Looking the same to holy shit. There's a painting of.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: There's a painting of him in an attic of a
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: stylish 2-4 house in Sedona. I'm convinced of that.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Is that the one where he has hair? Yeah, but.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: No, he never had hair. Go watch Excalibur.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: He never had fucking hair.
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He never had hair.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing. Here's what a lot of people
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: don't know. He started losing his hair so young... That
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: even in the scenes where in the older movies where
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: you see him with hair, it was a hairpiece.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Because he didn't have.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Hair.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Because that was one of.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: The funny that do you remember the mockups for prior
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: to filming? Star Trek Next Generation, but they had him
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: with a hairpiece. Oh, yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. So the funny thing about that was is
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: I've heard from some of the producers involved that that
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: was Roddenberry who was throwing a fit about, you know,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: the captain of the Enterprise can't be bald. Turns out
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: it wasn't him. It was his attorney who, after Gene
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: got sick, started sending over a bunch of notes and
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: everything and putting his name on them. But yeah, that
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: guy was the one throwing a fit about, you know,
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: and it was one of the producers started parroting what
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: the attorney had told Roddenberry in a closed door meeting
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: about how, you know, the captain of the Enterprise shouldn't
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: have hair. And eventually Gene just looked at the producer
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: and said, look, it's the 24th century. Nobody gives a
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: shit about hair anymore.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: And yet somehow in the 27th century they care about it.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Never mind. Well, that's because everything went backwards. Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Surprising no one okay since already brought it up can
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: we all take a moment and do a shot for
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: jeff because we know he's not going to survive season three.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Of oh no he's not an hour no he's not
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: especially with what i just read today because holy shit.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah pouring one pouring one out for jeff.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Pre-postumous pour out in three holy crap yeah so apparently
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: if you've ever had any desire to watch this show
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: they just killed it because apparently they're trying to develop
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: an orc with an arc in their own.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: Words my only my only urge is for them to
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: continue this just so I can listen to Jeff.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: He's so evil.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: He should really now that we can do video I
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: mean I know he can't we'd get in trouble He
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: should really have it on the screen and be doing
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: these live so we can watch him stroke out as
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: shit was happening. That would be awesome.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: While the episode's going.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: He could do react videos.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Fun times. I don't know how Jeff does some of
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: the content that he does because I get twitchy enough
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: covering politics all the time, but first time I turned
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: on his rings of power stuff I thought he was
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: going to have a stroke.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I thought so too I remember when he was doing
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I think he was on the second episode of the
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: first season and he said I'm not even halfway through
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: and I already have 34 pages of notes I'm.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Like what.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I was stunned I was like damn this must be
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: a really shitty show He was like, yeah.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he's glutton for punishment enough to do
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: the review of the Colbert movies that, you know, the
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Gollum fucking whatever thing that he's doing.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: We can ask him. What's the worst he can say?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: No.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: I'm really, I'm trying to figure out how they're going
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: to do Gollum after the rings or is this before
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: the rings?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's before.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: And then how is Bilbo and Frodo involved with it?
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Because they didn't know. Well, Bilbo did, but Frodo didn't.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: They're not.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: It's probably just, you know, origin story or some shit.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, Jeff, yes, but I mean, you have a point. Oh,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: that got canceled? Thanks, Delaney.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Good news.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Yay! drink that was so I know we don't talk
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: about this much on this program and I know Janelle's
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: about to be like oh shit he's about to start
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: talking about a new track but one of the weirdest
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: takeaways for me for Academy was the voiceovers every episode
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: at the end and it was fucking Stephen Colbert I'm
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: like what is the point of that I mean makes
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: about as much sense as Stacey Abrams being the president.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Of Earth that was the weirdest thing.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: No, the most annoying thing, not necessarily the weirdest. The
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: gay Klingon. I mean, the gay Klingon was a little
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: weird for me because I'm like, dude, they would have
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: just murdered him.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Gay, half Klingon, half Jem'Hadar. Oh, no, that was the
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: other one. Apparently they don't have a Zempek or glasses
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: in the future.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Well, my thing with the Jim Hadar is, you know,
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: we're talking 900 years in the future. And in the
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: words of Jeff Goldblum, nature always finds a way. So
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: that one that one didn't bother me as much because
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: I was like, you know, somebody somebody if given the opportunity,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: we'll put together a backstory for that at some point.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Everything about that show made me want to punch a kitten.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: OK, so I only have one question. What about pretty
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: much everything doesn't make you want to punch a kitten, though?
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Because that's your go-to line for almost everything. This makes
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: me want to punch a kitten.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: So apparently you want a kitten for punching kittens.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: No, I love kittens. That's the thing. That shows you
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: how irrationally angry it makes me. Not a cat guy,
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: but kittens are fucking adorable. Are you kidding me?
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: You're a loser, Corin.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: How come on Academy they didn't have anything in the
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: history of growing tomatoes?
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Thank God Janelle's not here.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: She is.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: She's coming right now. There is no Starfleet Academy except
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: for the 1997 game with the loser corn. That's why
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: I said you're a loser corn.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: The gem Shadar. I like that MD.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I was looking at the wrong chat. Sorry, Janelle. And
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that they're bringing this up again.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: And no, Eddington doesn't have hair.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, Eddington's always been a bitch, so it's a
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: likely backstory.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I was responding. I'm just glad we've been watching
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: the Roger Moore bonds so that way she can understand
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: our man Bashir better.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Did we ever confirm that that was actually the Eddington?
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Just curious.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: But, yeah.
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious. So.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're trying to get a hold of his people
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: to make him aware of Janelle's channel.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: He, he, he, he, he.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: That would be awesome.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: What else we got? I don't know. we're about up
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: for the we're at the top of the.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Hour yeah I was gonna say we got just about
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: enough time to let everybody tell everybody where they can
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: find you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Oh god who has that kind of time with me
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: and Aggie on the same show especially on your.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Busy week because it's simple.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: You can find Andrew at work Bye, Andrew.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: You nailed it. But I'm also on an accident.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: How do you know, Janelle?
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: MM1 retired. And I'm only here for the headlights.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Wait.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Wait, what? You heard him.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: He didn't stutter. All right. Aggie, where can folks find you?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: You can find me at Aggie the Barkeep over on
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: X on Tuesday nights at 8.30 p.m. You can find
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: me on the Cocktail Lounge with Brad Slager. Friday nights, 8.30 p.m.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Eastern with you doing He Said, She Said. Last Wednesday
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: of every month, the guys get together right here at
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: 8 p.m. And I bring the drink of the evening
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: for toxic masculinity. And Jeff and I do spirited books
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: usually on the first Monday of every month at also 8.30 p.m.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Eastern.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Otherwise, it's Aggie time.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Aggie time.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Stop.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: It's Aggie time.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait, sorry.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Where can folks find you?
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: You can find me as Ordnance Packard on Twitter. You
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: can find me in an hour with Rick on Rick
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: and Order. You can find me tomorrow night with Brad
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Slager on The Culture Shift as we take our deep
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: dive into the entertainment side or the business side of
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: the entertainment industry. Friday night, you can find me on
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: The Curse of Stephanaros. With Jeff and Vincent and Janie
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Mac and the EP and Delaney, where we do our
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: tabletop D & D session. Saturday night, you can find
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: me on Juxtaposition with Rick as we take a look
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: at the strange and unusual. This Juxtober, we're covering UFOs. Sunday,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: you can find me on the Vincent Charles Project, where
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: we will be doing For Your Eyes Only. And that
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: is Vincent and Jeff and Janelle Woz and myself. Monday,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: you can find me on Drunk Politics with Foo. And
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: then Tuesday, maybe I'm in Explained Poorly, if reasons.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Hey, that was not my fault, Damon. I had a
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: re-intention of doing the show last night, and then I
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: had dinner and fell asleep. You're old.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I know, because I'm old, and I could have done
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: the same thing. It could have been me!
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Well, it kind of was, because I asked super early,
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: and I never heard from anybody, and I'm like, I'm
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: going to go have dinner, and then I'll check later.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but normally VC chimes in at like 30,
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: but yeah, apparently I finally heard from him. He's like,
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: I'm taking a break from everything but mine for a
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: little bit. And I'm like, okay, cool.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Because.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: He has reason, so I'll just hope that that's fine
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: with me. But, yeah. But, yeah, that's why there was
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: no Minix Plane Portland last night, because I fell asleep.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: But I will be live here in just a second for...
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: I guess I'm going to do an America off the rails.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: I actually planned on doing both tonight, because I thought
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: I was going to have to do bookends, but I
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: don't really have to do that now.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: So, anyway.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: So.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: We're going to get out of here. As far as
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: where else you can find me, if you decide to look,
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: first of all, don't. It's a trap. But you can
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: find me on Axe at RarityX73. You can find me
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: as an occasional contributor at places like MisfitsPolitics.com, Twitchy.com, LobsterParty.com.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: I also produce a Lobster Party podcast. And pretty much
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: everything else that Amish said, I'm involved in in one
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: way or the other, except for the Thursday show with
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: him and Brad, because Jeff produces that one. But hopefully
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: there'll be a Jen and Rick tomorrow night, because I'm
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: hoping Jen has her voice back. Other than that, you
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: guys know the rest of it. Check the schedule. If
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: it's on, I'm usually involved in it somehow, some way.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Even if it's just paying the bills to keep it on. Alright,
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: we're going to get out of here. Hope everybody enjoys
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: the rest of your Wednesday. I don't know why I
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: keep wanting to say Friday today. I guess I'm in
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: a hurry to get the week over because I said
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Wednesday on my show earlier and then said Friday like
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: five seconds later and I almost didn't enjoy the rest
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: of your Friday just a second ago. So, Apparently I'm
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: getting old and then having old timers all at the
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: same time. Cause I don't even know what day it
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: is anymore.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Bye everybody.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Demo the boy.