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- 0:03Non binary Ontario mail Sue's Health Service to cover neo vagina surgery while leaving his
- 0:12penis intact. So what is that? What do you call that? I
- 0:19guess maybe you call it the best of both worlds, or maybe you call
- 0:24it the worst of both worlds, because frankly, no one's gonna want to
- 0:30fuck either of those, or at least nobody would want to that you'd actually
- 0:36want to. So I don't know. I feel like you're better off just
- 0:39picking one of the other, frankly, Otherwise it starts getting to some real
- 0:43I don't know Frankenstein Stein. I mean, I don't know. A lot
- 0:46seems to be kind of Frankenstein these days, doesn't it. So I don't
- 0:50know. I mean, I guess if you are going to privately pay for
- 0:53this yourself, I guess I'm not sure that like government should be paying for
- 0:58people to have a a neovagina and a penis because they're crazy. Hey,
- 1:04I'm insane. I want you to spend all the tens of thousands of dollars
- 1:08on this insane thing that I want to do to my body. Did somebody
- 1:12say slippery slope? Somebody? Did I hear that? Did he hear somebody
- 1:15say slippery slope, I'm not sure. A biological male Ontario resident who identifies
- 1:22as non binary but female dominant, whatever the fuck that means, is embroiled
- 1:29in a legal battle over their desire to undergo a vagino plastic just like justin
- 1:34Trudeau operation that would create a neo vagina while keeping the biological penis intact.
- 1:40I have some things to say about this, but let's let's keep going for
- 1:42a second here. The resident, identified as ks I, was told that
- 1:49the procedure would not be covered by the province. However, ks has appealed
- 1:53the decision, arguing that the surgery should be covered by taxpayers. Huh,
- 2:00how does that? How do you get that idea into your head? No,
- 2:05this is everybody else's responsibility. All I want, I'm a simple man,
- 2:09or I'm a simple they All I want is to have a penis,
- 2:15but to also have the country pay for me to also have a vagina.
- 2:21That's all I well, that's all I've ever wanted. I'm a simple man.
- 2:24According to the National Post, Kus's request was denied by Ontario's health insurance
- 2:29plan in twenty twenty two, who deemed the unorthodox vaginoplasty to be an experimental
- 2:36surgery, you don't say, you don't say experimental surgery. So apparently the
- 2:46Ontario Health Insurance Plan does have some common sense, right. We finally found
- 2:51the place in Canada, the institution that has at least one person that's got
- 2:55some common sense. Freedix said, all I want for Christmas is my two
- 3:01front genitals. Uh, it was a simple man. Look April second,
- 3:09April second, not April first, April second. You have to check,
- 3:15you can't. The thing is, you can't believe this stuff. It's so
- 3:16absurd, all right. So anyway, the guys suing because Ontario, the
- 3:23Ontario Health Insurance Plan, does not want to do it, because they say
- 3:25that for some crazy reason, they say that it's an experimental surgery. They
- 3:30have a vaginoplasty, so you can have both the frankin beans and of vagina,
- 3:36or as some call it, the soft shell clam. But it's not
- 3:39really though. In this case, it's like a clam made out of scar
- 3:44tissue. So I hope everybody's at dinner already. I mean, we're kind
- 3:51of reaching the limits now, aren't we of retarded, of just insane,
- 3:55of just being a retarded society, aren't we Like what about ear vagina or
- 4:00like vaginas in your knees or your armpits or something, And like our Canadians
- 4:06really expected to pay for people's ear vaginas for their forehead penises, because that's
- 4:14all coming next. It's already so weird. You really can't rule anything out,
- 4:18can you. I mean, it used to be dick or vange,
- 4:25pick onan right, pick one. That's not good enough anymore. Now you
- 4:30gotta have both. You gotta have a dick on your forehead and a vagina
- 4:33in your ear, otherwise you're not living your best life. I guess I
- 4:40just feel like somebody. I've always felt like somebody who had a penis on
- 4:43their forehead and a vagina in their armpit. That's how I've always felt.
- 4:46That's my gender. There was a time, there was a time, not
- 4:51so long ago, that it wouldn't it wouldn't be a case like you wouldn't
- 4:56be able to sue the government to get them to give you a vagino plasty
- 5:02but also keep your other your male genitalia, Like it just wouldn't be a
- 5:09thing. And how do they even do that? Where are they are they
- 5:12putting it in the taint feels like things might get a little tight down there,
- 5:15right with all of those things. I don't know. I personally I
- 5:19don't agree with it. We're just at the point now of just honestly just
- 5:25unthinkable human experiments. That's what's coming. I'm surprised, actually, though,
- 5:30that Trudeau hasn't jumped on this. He's going to get through so much hot
- 5:32water. He's in so much hot water right now, which we will get
- 5:35into shortly. But I'm surprised he didn't because this is normally the sort of
- 5:39thing he'd jump on, thinking that it would increase his popularity. He'd come
- 5:43out and make like a little speech Canadians support Canadian's right to have a penis
- 5:49and a vagina, and a penis on their foreheads and vaginas on both knees.
- 5:58I'd like to take a moment to ignow college and honor the rich history
- 6:01and contributions of penis foreheaded and armed pit vagina Canadians. I'm surprised he hasn't
- 6:10done that, because normally that's the sort of thing he thinks, this is
- 6:13what Canadians want. Apparently he loves this stuff. You've certainly never seen anybody
- 6:17happier at a Pride parade than Justin Trudeau.