Latest / Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood / 73. Frank Abagnale Jr - Catch Him if You Can
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- 6:43Speaker 1: what you're thinking. You're thinking, quit your chipper jobber in
- 6:45Speaker 1: fact me, In fact you I will. But first we've
- 6:49Speaker 1: got to get our source on. Our sources are catch
- 6:56Speaker 1: me if you can by Frank abig Neil Junior, The
- 7:02Speaker 1: Greatest hoax on Earth, Catching truth, Well we can. Alan c.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Logan is great impostor, A great impostor by Fayette Tompkins.
- 7:17Speaker 1: To Tell the Truth by Joe Garygola. The FBI is
- 7:21Speaker 1: Centennial History nineteen o eight to two thousand and eight.
- 7:25Speaker 1: And of course, scam me if you can by Frank
- 7:28Speaker 1: Abignail Junior. Iosted incomfortably good. Then let's begin. Now. I
- 7:34Speaker 1: don't really talk about men on this podcast too much
- 7:39Speaker 1: because I feel like a lot of history but men
- 7:42Speaker 1: has already been said, it's already been out there, and
- 7:45Speaker 1: there's not really a lot else to say. But then
- 7:49Speaker 1: sometimes you'll find a very interesting man, whether it's for
- 7:53Speaker 1: a good reason or a bad reason. And Frank Abigneil
- 7:57Speaker 1: Junior is simultaneously incredibly boring but also incredibly interesting. And
- 8:07Speaker 1: I have an unnatural sort of obsession with thieves and
- 8:14Speaker 1: heists and con men like I find the sort of
- 8:17Speaker 1: the concept of trickery just very interesting, and I think
- 8:23Speaker 1: this might be the ultimate con and I kind of
- 8:28Speaker 1: begrudgingly respect a wee bit because of it, and like
- 8:35Speaker 1: the concept of the con itself. Not the man the
- 8:37Speaker 1: man is. The man is not worth your time, because
- 8:44Speaker 1: I'm going to share the story of Frank Abignail Junior.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Some of you mere remember a movie that came out
- 8:53Speaker 1: in two thousand and seven. It starred Leonardo DiCaprio as
- 8:57Speaker 1: a youthful fellow, roguish, charming, just a hucksta, a grifta
- 9:05Speaker 1: a schema. He was all of these things. And he
- 9:10Speaker 1: from the age of sixteen all the way up to
- 9:12Speaker 1: like his early twenties, he performs an array of feats
- 9:17Speaker 1: which would dazzle and amaze even, you know, even the
- 9:23Speaker 1: most veteran of criminals. The film itself is based on
- 9:27Speaker 1: an autobiography by Frank Abagnail and it opens with an
- 9:34Speaker 1: FBI agent played by Tom Hanks. He's in Marseilles, France,
- 9:40Speaker 1: and he's there to pick up a prisoner called Frank
- 9:44Speaker 1: Abagnail Junior who's sick because he's in a horrible, you know,
- 9:50Speaker 1: prison in France. And then it pans back to six
- 9:57Speaker 1: years earlier, in nineteen sixty three, and Frank he lives
- 10:02Speaker 1: with his parents in New Ruschelle, New York. And because
- 10:07Speaker 1: his dad's a bit of a schemer, he's not doing
- 10:09Speaker 1: well with his money. The irs are there and there
- 10:12Speaker 1: forced to move out of their lovely home into a
- 10:15Speaker 1: tiny little apartment. Right then, Frank discovers that his mother
- 10:21Speaker 1: is having an affair well a family friend know less.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Then obviously, the cats out of the bag and the
- 10:29Speaker 1: parents divorce, and being a sixteen year old and upset
- 10:33Speaker 1: at his parents' divorce, he runs away from home and
- 10:37Speaker 1: so he starts doing a bunch of cons just to
- 10:41Speaker 1: make money. He starts off writing some bad checks, which
- 10:45Speaker 1: sort of snowballs him to eventually impersonating a PanAm pilot
- 10:51Speaker 1: called Frank Taylor, and he ends up using this to
- 10:56Speaker 1: forge a bunch of checks, thus on PanAm out of millions,
- 11:02Speaker 1: because not only he'sy forging checks, but he's dead heading.
- 11:04Speaker 1: So he's like, you know, the crew member that comes
- 11:07Speaker 1: on board and just flies for free because he needs
- 11:11Speaker 1: to get to his next destination that's dead heading, So
- 11:14Speaker 1: off he goes. But it's these PanAm checks that get
- 11:18Speaker 1: you know, Tom Hanks involved, so as Leonardo DiCaprio is
- 11:21Speaker 1: still full of youth and vigor, comes face to face
- 11:24Speaker 1: with the grumpy Hanks and he ends up pretending to
- 11:29Speaker 1: be a secret Service agent who's also on the lookout
- 11:33Speaker 1: for this this con man, this forger, and he pretends
- 11:37Speaker 1: to be a secret Service agent called Barry Allen, which
- 11:40Speaker 1: is you know, the flash because remember he's only meant
- 11:45Speaker 1: to be like sixteen seventeen at this point, so you know,
- 11:48Speaker 1: comics at that point were in their infancy, and he
- 11:53Speaker 1: was very much into what would then become the Golden
- 11:55Speaker 1: Age of comics, right, But by pretending to be the
- 11:58Speaker 1: secret Service agent, he gets the heck at a dodge
- 12:01Speaker 1: and he flees Tom Hanks. It's at this point that
- 12:05Speaker 1: he decides to impersonate a doctor, because that is a
- 12:08Speaker 1: perfectly acceptable and reasonable idea. So he goes and does that,
- 12:12Speaker 1: and he falls in love with this nurse named Brenda,
- 12:17Speaker 1: and she's meant to be sort of cute and adorable naive.
- 12:23Speaker 1: Frank decides he's going to marry Brenda. He asks her
- 12:25Speaker 1: father for her hand in marriage, and then at their
- 12:28Speaker 1: engagement party, they are tracked down by Tom Hanks again,
- 12:31Speaker 1: did it Ada? So he escapes their bathroom window, and
- 12:35Speaker 1: Brenda is compromised because as he's waiting for her to
- 12:39Speaker 1: shop at the airport, she shows up with some plain
- 12:43Speaker 1: clothed agents and he's like, I ah, no of hegoes
- 12:48Speaker 1: flees to Spain, and then Franz after like pretending to
- 12:53Speaker 1: be a pilot again impersonating a pilot, making it all
- 12:57Speaker 1: the way back to his mum's hometown in Front, where
- 13:01Speaker 1: he gets tricked into being arrested, and then the time
- 13:07Speaker 1: skips forward a little bit and it's you know, Frank
- 13:10Speaker 1: being on the plane with Hank, Carl Carl, Hank, I
- 13:16Speaker 1: don't know anyway, So they're back on the plane. The
- 13:19Speaker 1: FBI agent informs him that his father has passed away,
- 13:22Speaker 1: and he is so upset, like Leonardo DiCaprio, full of emotions,
- 13:28Speaker 1: great actor, and he ends up just escaping the plane
- 13:32Speaker 1: and going to his mum, who is now with the
- 13:37Speaker 1: family friend that she was having an affair with and
- 13:40Speaker 1: they have a child, and so he is so grief
- 13:43Speaker 1: stricken and so upset by this that he just surrenders
- 13:46Speaker 1: himself to Carl. He's like, Carl, here we go. And
- 13:51Speaker 1: then he ends up working for the FBI, but he's
- 13:54Speaker 1: like super bordered it and stuff because admin Io and
- 13:59Speaker 1: so he decides he's going to pretend to be a
- 14:00Speaker 1: pilot again, but then he's caught by Carl Oh. Tom
- 14:04Speaker 1: Hanks is like, don't do that, and he's like, I will,
- 14:07Speaker 1: you know, let you do it one last time and
- 14:10Speaker 1: he's like eh, And they end up working together in
- 14:13Speaker 1: like a bunch of stuff. Like that's how it ends,
- 14:16Speaker 1: and yeah, that's that's the movie. And it's basically based
- 14:19Speaker 1: on an autobiography called Catch Me if you Can by
- 14:23Speaker 1: Frank Abagnail. And of course this is the Hollywood version,
- 14:27Speaker 1: so it's gonna be a bit more colorful and fun
- 14:30Speaker 1: and just you know, a good time. So the real story,
- 14:35Speaker 1: or the story that Frank was pushing was that between
- 14:37Speaker 1: like the mid sixties and up to the early seventies,
- 14:41Speaker 1: Frank was being a no good con man. He was
- 14:45Speaker 1: impersonating pilots. He was a doctor in Georgia. He was
- 14:51Speaker 1: a lawyer for the Attorney General's office in Baden Rouge, Louisiana.
- 14:55Speaker 1: He was a professor at Brigham Young University, and he
- 15:00Speaker 1: also cashed more than two million dollars worth of bad
- 15:03Speaker 1: checks and across sixty that's a lie. I know, twenty six.
- 15:07Speaker 1: I was gonna say sixty two, twenty six countries across
- 15:11Speaker 1: the world. And this was while he was a teenager
- 15:14Speaker 1: and being chased by the FBI. So this story of
- 15:26Speaker 1: this amazing con man, it's a fucking hawx. He made
- 15:34Speaker 1: it up. It's it's the greatest corn he ever pulled.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Was convincing people that he was, in fact, this amazing,
- 15:41Speaker 1: amazing con man. Right, So let me tell you the
- 15:45Speaker 1: real story of Frank William Abigneil Junior, who was born
- 15:52Speaker 1: on the twenty seventh of April nineteen forty eight to
- 15:58Speaker 1: Paula Abergneil, who will was French American and Frank Abgneil Senior,
- 16:04Speaker 1: who was Italian American. I don't know if being French
- 16:08Speaker 1: American and Italian American is a good mix. I don't
- 16:12Speaker 1: think it was for them, because they got divorced when
- 16:15Speaker 1: he was twelve, or they separated when he was twelve,
- 16:18Speaker 1: and they divorced like three years later. So when his
- 16:21Speaker 1: parents split, Frank moves in with his dad and his stepmom, right,
- 16:26Speaker 1: and so Frank basically claims that you know, the very
- 16:31Speaker 1: first person he ever conned was his dad. Clearly he
- 16:34Speaker 1: wasn't happy about having a step mom, right, and so
- 16:37Speaker 1: he gives him a credit card and a truck and
- 16:40Speaker 1: he racks up like over three thousand dollars worth of
- 16:43Speaker 1: a bill on it, and yeah, yeah, doesn't really do
- 16:46Speaker 1: too well for him there. So because of this, he
- 16:48Speaker 1: gets sent to this reform school, or he says, he
- 16:52Speaker 1: get sent to reform school in Westchester, a Catholic reform school, so,
- 16:58Speaker 1: you know, one of the dodgy ones. But like he
- 17:02Speaker 1: always said that he went to like these really prestigious
- 17:04Speaker 1: private schools, and the schools he says he went to,
- 17:10Speaker 1: which is quite funny that he says he went to,
- 17:14Speaker 1: they don't have any record of him being there or
- 17:17Speaker 1: anyone with a name even similar to his being there.
- 17:21Speaker 1: So like he was not at any of these private schools.
- 17:23Speaker 1: It was all zobollocks. And on top of that, like
- 17:27Speaker 1: not only is there no record of them, but like
- 17:30Speaker 1: people who went to these schools don't ever remember even
- 17:34Speaker 1: a whisper of the man, like nobody remembers him. So
- 17:38Speaker 1: clearly clearly either the best comment on earth or you know,
- 17:43Speaker 1: didn't actually go to these places. But Anyway, once Frank
- 17:46Speaker 1: reaches sixteen, he enlists in the US Army and he's
- 17:50Speaker 1: there for like three months before he gets discharged, and
- 17:58Speaker 1: two weeks, not even too barely a fortnite after he's discharged,
- 18:03Speaker 1: he gets arrested for petty larceny. Right, and that's what,
- 18:08Speaker 1: like in February nineteen sixty five. A month later, he
- 18:14Speaker 1: enters the apartment of this person in Mount Vernon in
- 18:18Speaker 1: New York. Right, he is dressed as a cop, so
- 18:24Speaker 1: he's impersonating a cop, and he says that he's investigating
- 18:28Speaker 1: this guy's daughter. And he's like, you know, suspicious as fuck,
- 18:33Speaker 1: because of course he is. There's an incredibly young looking
- 18:37Speaker 1: police officer asking about your teenage daughter. You know, your
- 18:42Speaker 1: hackles are going to be up just a wee bit.
- 18:44Speaker 1: So he ends up calling the Mount Vernon Police, you know,
- 18:48Speaker 1: just a double check to sy if you know, they
- 18:51Speaker 1: sent this office around, and they're like absolutely fucking not,
- 18:55Speaker 1: not even a little bit. So the police come out
- 19:00Speaker 1: and as it turns out, he's in. He's somehow got
- 19:05Speaker 1: a uniform. I don't know how we got the uniform,
- 19:07Speaker 1: but he has a toy gun and.
- 19:11Speaker 3: A paper badge, Like yeah, a paper badge. I mean,
- 19:18Speaker 3: I know it's the sixties, but that's a bit much, right.
- 19:21Speaker 3: So he gets arrested and he gets booked.
- 19:25Speaker 1: In these charges, and he then instead of going to
- 19:31Speaker 1: like prison, and he gets sent for evaluation in the
- 19:35Speaker 1: Grassland Psychiatric Institute in Westchester. Anyway, they clearly think he's
- 19:40Speaker 1: okay or at least not too bad, and he gets released.
- 19:44Speaker 1: They're just like, hey, he's just being a silly billy, right,
- 19:49Speaker 1: And so he gets he gets out, and in June
- 19:53Speaker 1: nineteen sixty five, he gets arrested in Eureka, California, because
- 20:00Speaker 1: he stole a Ford Mustang from one of his dad's nighbors.
- 20:05Speaker 1: And so there was like a picture of him in
- 20:07Speaker 1: like the paper being questioned by like an FBI agent.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Because in order to like pay this, he had, you know,
- 20:15Speaker 1: forged a bunch of checks and done a bunch of
- 20:18Speaker 1: like bad checks. And so he'd driven from New York
- 20:22Speaker 1: all the way over to California. And these checks actually
- 20:29Speaker 1: he had actually stolen them from like a family, so
- 20:31Speaker 1: he wasn't even like forging them really, I mean, he
- 20:34Speaker 1: was forging them, but he wasn't doing anything like clever.
- 20:38Speaker 1: He was just writing checks that belong to this family, like,
- 20:45Speaker 1: and so he gets arrested. He's also charged with impersonating
- 20:52Speaker 1: a customs official, but that gets dropped because clearly they
- 20:55Speaker 1: didn't have enough like tangible evidence, but they could prove
- 20:59Speaker 1: that he stole the checks, wrote the checks, cash the checks,
- 21:03Speaker 1: and stole the car. And yeah. Yeah, So although he's
- 21:09Speaker 1: like cott in California, like, the FBI is involved because
- 21:13Speaker 1: it crosses state lines, right, the crime crosses state lines.
- 21:16Speaker 1: So yeah, he ends up getting transferred back to New
- 21:20Speaker 1: York and he gets released into his father's custody because
- 21:26Speaker 1: he's seventeen, and they're like, oh, come on, your dad's
- 21:30Speaker 1: gonna take care of you now, you know, give you
- 21:33Speaker 1: a good smack because you know, corporal punishment was the
- 21:36Speaker 1: way of things back then, and that little sort of
- 21:39Speaker 1: maut because boy, golly gosh, what a silly boy just
- 21:44Speaker 1: just you know, like every teenage boy does. Every boy
- 21:47Speaker 1: just knicks a car and goes in across country drive right, no, okay,
- 21:55Speaker 1: so he yeah, he's in his dad's custody. Ah, and
- 22:01Speaker 1: he decides, I don't want to stay here, and this
- 22:05Speaker 1: is where he impersonates a pilot. So he goes to
- 22:10Speaker 1: like a uniform company. It's probably the same place that
- 22:13Speaker 1: he got the police officer's uniform. So he goes there
- 22:18Speaker 1: gets this pilot's uniform, which he pays for with money
- 22:23Speaker 1: cashed from forge checks. Right, So he's learned a wee
- 22:26Speaker 1: bit since clearly. And he goes around and promotes himself,
- 22:36Speaker 1: like he actually goes to local media and local papers
- 22:39Speaker 1: and stuff, and he tells them he's a graduate of
- 22:42Speaker 1: the American Airlines Pilot School in Fort Worth, Texas. And
- 22:47Speaker 1: then he's out there selling this. But then he gets
- 22:53Speaker 1: arrested a couple of days later for bad checks right
- 22:57Speaker 1: or was it bad checks with theft for stealing first checks? Right?
- 23:01Speaker 1: He gets arrested again and he gets sentenced to three
- 23:06Speaker 1: years in prison. So he's supposed to go to the
- 23:08Speaker 1: Great Metal Prison and he's supposed to serve three years.
- 23:12Speaker 1: He only serves two and he gets released into the
- 23:16Speaker 1: custody of his mom. Now this is what I wonder, right,
- 23:21Speaker 1: was he released into his mom's custody because when he
- 23:24Speaker 1: was in his dad's custody he just buckered up? Or
- 23:28Speaker 1: was his dad just like absolutely fucking not, no chance.
- 23:31Speaker 1: He's your problem now, Like, do you think it was
- 23:34Speaker 1: maybe like that. But yeah, he's, you know, in the
- 23:39Speaker 1: custody of his mom. He's on parole because he's what sixteen, seventeen,
- 23:46Speaker 1: twenty two and no, nineteen, he's nineteen. Oh my goodness,
- 23:50Speaker 1: I cannot math sometimes math is hard, cheez. Yeah, So
- 23:58Speaker 1: he violates his parole right by stealing a car in Boston.
- 24:03Speaker 1: He's nineteen, he's nineteen, and he's already buggered up again, right,
- 24:10Speaker 1: So yeah, he has to go back to prison, and
- 24:16Speaker 1: so there he is sent back to Great Metal Prison
- 24:21Speaker 1: for another year. So he does eventually serve as full sentence.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I mean that's good, right, right, And after finally serving
- 24:32Speaker 1: all three years of his sentence, Frank is finally released
- 24:36Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve nineteen sixty eight. Now, habits are hard
- 24:43Speaker 1: to break, especially for Frank, and he decides that he
- 24:47Speaker 1: is going to impersonate being a pilot again, and so
- 24:51Speaker 1: he's on It's not PanAm this time or American Airlines,
- 24:58Speaker 1: it's twa right, And so he's on a plane flying
- 25:03Speaker 1: from New York to Miami. And this is like nineteen
- 25:06Speaker 1: sixty nine where he meets a stewardess, a flight attendant,
- 25:11Speaker 1: Paula Parks, right, Paula is pretty, she's smart, she's you know,
- 25:20Speaker 1: she's what he wants, right obviously, And he found out
- 25:26Speaker 1: what hotel she's staying in. He finds her room, and
- 25:29Speaker 1: he sends two dozen red roses and a five pound
- 25:34Speaker 1: box of chocolate. And she's like, okay, that's nice. I guess,
- 25:41Speaker 1: you know, in his defense, right in this moment, right
- 25:44Speaker 1: it's the nineteen sixties. In the nineteen sixties, if a
- 25:48Speaker 1: handsome young gentleman were to send me two dozen roses
- 25:51Speaker 1: and a five pound box of chocolate, Listen, I use
- 25:55Speaker 1: the decimal system. I don't know pounds right that it sounds.
- 26:00Speaker 1: I assume that's a lot of chocolate. Okay, So in fairness,
- 26:04Speaker 1: if somebody were to send me two dozen roses now
- 26:07Speaker 1: and a box of chocolates, I would also be very,
- 26:10Speaker 1: very appreciative. But he sends her this, and when she
- 26:16Speaker 1: goes to fly to New Orleans the next day, he's
- 26:21Speaker 1: waiting for her at the airport. Because what he does
- 26:24Speaker 1: is he being a sneaky we bastard. He finds out
- 26:29Speaker 1: her work schedule and he stalks her. He actually stalks her.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Not so fucking romantic, now, is it? So? Paula she
- 26:38Speaker 1: does try and tell him that she's not interested. Like,
- 26:42Speaker 1: my favorite thing I ever heard her say about him
- 26:45Speaker 1: was that he smelt really bad because he smelt like fear,
- 26:52Speaker 1: which I think is probably one of the worst insults
- 26:56Speaker 1: you can get, Like he smelled awful because he smelt
- 27:00Speaker 1: like fear. But yes, stinky man here completely unable to
- 27:06Speaker 1: take a fucking hint. He ends up following her all
- 27:10Speaker 1: over the Eastern Seaboard, like what and yeah, this lasts
- 27:15Speaker 1: for bloody weeks. So he's doing this, and he even
- 27:21Speaker 1: shows up at her apartment in New Orleans, just shows up,
- 27:26Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, hi, I have to go visit
- 27:30Speaker 1: my parents in Baton Rouge. Clearly this is like a
- 27:35Speaker 1: very gentle rejection. You know, I can't spend time with
- 27:39Speaker 1: you because I have to go to Baton Rouge and
- 27:42Speaker 1: visit my parents. And again, like talking to a brick wall,
- 27:49Speaker 1: he thinks, sure, this does sound like a swell idea.
- 27:52Speaker 1: I'll tag along too, So he goes with her to
- 27:57Speaker 1: her parents in Baton Rouge. He goes there, he meets
- 28:01Speaker 1: her mom, her dad, her brother, and they all think
- 28:04Speaker 1: he's just super. The family are so taken by him
- 28:09Speaker 1: that like Paula's mom like invites him back and promises
- 28:13Speaker 1: to teach him how to fish, and they just they
- 28:17Speaker 1: just adore him because they just find him so charming.
- 28:20Speaker 1: But as they're driving back, you know, to Louisiana, Paula
- 28:25Speaker 1: tells him, no, we're done. I don't want to see
- 28:28Speaker 1: you anymore, you know, showing up my apartment and then
- 28:32Speaker 1: traveling with me to see my family a bit much
- 28:37Speaker 1: and we're kind at we no, just no. Paula and Frank,
- 28:41Speaker 1: they you know, they part ways. They they disperse, you know,
- 28:46Speaker 1: and she thinks that's going to be the end of it.
- 28:50Speaker 1: Of course she does, because she thinks she's a sleek
- 28:53Speaker 1: away bastard. He is suspicious and just kind of slazy,
- 28:58Speaker 1: and he doesn't pass the vibe check, not even a
- 29:03Speaker 1: little bit. But Paula is unaware of just how skeazy
- 29:07Speaker 1: this fella is. So after Paula goes back to work,
- 29:13Speaker 1: you know, because she's a flight attendant, she's she's going
- 29:16Speaker 1: to go do her thing, she's going to be away
- 29:18Speaker 1: for a while. As she's away, you know, on the planes,
- 29:23Speaker 1: rationally thinking this isn't going to be an issue anymore.
- 29:27Speaker 1: This is done. He's he's aware now right, nothing more
- 29:31Speaker 1: is going to come of this, and that this weird
- 29:33Speaker 1: fella is going to be a distant memory. And she's hoping,
- 29:38Speaker 1: dear lord, I'm not going to eat one another plane.
- 29:41Speaker 1: But in a move that is absolutely batshit, Frank shows
- 29:46Speaker 1: up at her parents' house, like a couple days after
- 29:48Speaker 1: she's gone. He shows up and he's like, Hey, I'm
- 29:52Speaker 1: a pilot on furlough. I'm Paula's friend. Can I stay
- 29:57Speaker 1: with you? And the him in because you know, they're
- 30:02Speaker 1: kind and considerate humans. So they take him in for
- 30:05Speaker 1: a little bit and he's supposed to stay for a
- 30:07Speaker 1: couple of days and he ends up staying for weeks,
- 30:12Speaker 1: like like four six weeks in total. He's staying in
- 30:16Speaker 1: Paula's bedroom. And the family they think he's our friend.
- 30:22Speaker 1: They think he's just you know, a kind cute little pilot,
- 30:29Speaker 1: Like he's adorable, he's fine. They trust him, like they
- 30:35Speaker 1: they feed him, and they like introduce him to people
- 30:39Speaker 1: who were all around and he would just like conn
- 30:44Speaker 1: this family. He would take them out to dinner, he
- 30:47Speaker 1: would buy them like flowers and shit, and he would
- 30:52Speaker 1: just do all these little wee confidence tricks. Some might say,
- 30:58Speaker 1: but how he did this, like how he paid for
- 31:03Speaker 1: the meals and the gifts and the flowers, was by
- 31:08Speaker 1: stealing their fucking money. Like he rifled through their papers,
- 31:13Speaker 1: he found their checks, and he stole from this family.
- 31:18Speaker 1: He steals like was it twelve hundred dollars at the time,
- 31:23Speaker 1: And he also like goes around Baton Rouge sort of
- 31:26Speaker 1: nicking like money from these businesses too. So he's hanging
- 31:30Speaker 1: out with the Parks, and mister Parks, as it turns out,
- 31:34Speaker 1: as a lawyer, and so he's he's saying that, you know,
- 31:38Speaker 1: maybe being a pilot isn't for me. I think law
- 31:41Speaker 1: might be the way to go. And Paul's dad straight
- 31:44Speaker 1: up offers to help him past the Louisiana bar exam,
- 31:48Speaker 1: like he's like, I'll help you do this. You know,
- 31:51Speaker 1: this could be something great for you, because he's a
- 31:54Speaker 1: fucking kind hearted person who doesn't realize he's being absolutely
- 31:58Speaker 1: fucked over by him. No, So Frank's in Baton Rouge,
- 32:03Speaker 1: he's staying with the Parks, and he befriends like a
- 32:06Speaker 1: local minister who works in all of these areas to
- 32:11Speaker 1: do with children, and Frank convinces him that he has
- 32:16Speaker 1: a master's degree in social work from Ithaca College. Like,
- 32:22Speaker 1: he's a pilot with a social work degree. Now I'm
- 32:26Speaker 1: not claiming that you can't have a social work degree
- 32:29Speaker 1: and have another job, but those are two very long
- 32:33Speaker 1: training programs. Like, and he is clearly a young man.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Like the times just don't add up. But you know,
- 32:42Speaker 1: everyone is charmed by him. He is convincing. And so
- 32:47Speaker 1: when he says that he's looking for work with you know,
- 32:50Speaker 1: vulnerable young people with disabilities, specifically intellectual and developmental disabilities,
- 32:58Speaker 1: the reverend is like, yes, we need more kind, young,
- 33:03Speaker 1: considerate people like you, especially those with you know, social
- 33:10Speaker 1: work degrees, because you know what you're talking about, Like,
- 33:14Speaker 1: you can genuinely help these people. But as we know,
- 33:19Speaker 1: can he fuck absolutely not. So the reverend introduces him
- 33:25Speaker 1: to like the faculty of Louisiana State University, and they
- 33:32Speaker 1: take one look at this boy and go, ha, what, No,
- 33:38Speaker 1: this is bullshit. As one of my friends says, my
- 33:43Speaker 1: favorite saying is what absolute fucking bullshit is this nonsense?
- 33:48Speaker 1: What absolute fucking bullshit is this nonsense? Who is this child?
- 33:52Speaker 1: Why is he here? So? And absolutely unsurprisingly, they inform
- 33:58Speaker 1: the reverend that this dude has no fucking clue what
- 34:01Speaker 1: he's talking about. He is just a fraud. He's a fraud.
- 34:07Speaker 1: And so the Reverend is like, okay, taking this on
- 34:10Speaker 1: board because these guys, he knows, they know what they're
- 34:12Speaker 1: talking about. And Frank is you know, he's claiming to
- 34:16Speaker 1: be a fur loaed pilot for TWA and being you know,
- 34:23Speaker 1: not a total idiot, and he calls the airline. He's like, hey,
- 34:29Speaker 1: any chance this guy is a pilot for you, and
- 34:34Speaker 1: they clearly andconcisely tell him no, this man does not
- 34:39Speaker 1: work for us. And after getting this information, the first
- 34:43Speaker 1: thing the Reverend does is contact the Baton Rouge Police
- 34:47Speaker 1: Department and then on Valentine's Day nineteen sixty nine, he's arrested.
- 34:54Speaker 1: So initially they arrest him on vagrancy charges, but as
- 34:58Speaker 1: it turns out, the car that Frank was driving was
- 35:02Speaker 1: a rental car from Florida, so he has stolen a car,
- 35:08Speaker 1: driven it across state lines, which he's you know, I'm
- 35:12Speaker 1: fairly certainly not supposed to be doing anyway, you know,
- 35:16Speaker 1: like he's this is a general rule. So he had
- 35:21Speaker 1: you know, fake fake identification, fake id's. He had a
- 35:26Speaker 1: fake ID hey, mister, he's got a fake ID and
- 35:32Speaker 1: so he's got like a fake like airline personnel ID
- 35:36Speaker 1: and and you know that's two for two. So naturally
- 35:39Speaker 1: the police are like, we need to investigate a little
- 35:42Speaker 1: bit more. And that's when they realized that he was
- 35:44Speaker 1: stealing checks from the family and from Baton Rouge businesses,
- 35:50Speaker 1: and so he's charged with theft and forgery. Naturally, he's
- 35:55Speaker 1: unable to make bail, and he gets convicted on the
- 35:57Speaker 1: second of June nineteen sixty nine. But instead of sending
- 36:01Speaker 1: the little shit to prison, what they do is they
- 36:04Speaker 1: sendence him to twelve years supervise probation. Now, of all
- 36:10Speaker 1: the choices they could have made, they thought this was
- 36:13Speaker 1: the right one. The slimy motherfucker right here. But he's like,
- 36:17Speaker 1: fuck this for a game of soldiers and gets the
- 36:19Speaker 1: heck at dodge and he flees to Europe. So he
- 36:23Speaker 1: ends up going to Sweden and France. So when he's
- 36:27Speaker 1: in Sweden, he's in I think clipping. I'm not going
- 36:33Speaker 1: to try and pronounce that in a Swedish accent because
- 36:35Speaker 1: I sound like the Swedish chef who which is funny
- 36:40Speaker 1: because my brother lives in Sweden's that. So he ends
- 36:44Speaker 1: up defrauding two families in Sweden. He steals one of
- 36:52Speaker 1: their cars. I think it's an automobile. He steals a car,
- 36:56Speaker 1: and then he ends up in Montpellier in France. So
- 37:00Speaker 1: when he gets there, it's like two weeks after the
- 37:04Speaker 1: warrant has gone out for his arrest for you know, disappearing,
- 37:08Speaker 1: and this is the part where he's caught. He's caught
- 37:13Speaker 1: on Montpellier, and I don't know if it's like his
- 37:16Speaker 1: mum's hometown or his mum's family's hometown, because I'm fairly
- 37:19Speaker 1: certain his mum is just like a French American as
- 37:22Speaker 1: opposed to you know, French, because they want to make
- 37:24Speaker 1: it sound fancier for the movie. But yeah, So he
- 37:28Speaker 1: gets arrested in France and he gets sentenced to four
- 37:32Speaker 1: months in prison, so because he's stolen shit, and they're
- 37:38Speaker 1: like okay. So he goes to France and he serves
- 37:40Speaker 1: three months in Berbign prison and he only sends three
- 37:46Speaker 1: months there because he then gets extradited to Sweden because
- 37:52Speaker 1: he's convicted of gross fraud by forgery, and then he's
- 37:56Speaker 1: in Malmo. In Malmo, which I think is near where
- 37:59Speaker 1: my brother lives. He doesn't care. He doesn't listen to
- 38:02Speaker 1: this podcast High Dominic. He doesn't give a shit, like
- 38:06Speaker 1: he doesn't. He doesn't listen to anything I do. But yeah,
- 38:09Speaker 1: he lives I think near Malmo. And if he doesn't,
- 38:13Speaker 1: then I wasn't paying any attention to anything he said.
- 38:17Speaker 1: And it's conveniently now Swedish accent. But I digress. So
- 38:23Speaker 1: Frank says that the time he spent in these two
- 38:26Speaker 1: prisons were the worst in his life because he lost
- 38:28Speaker 1: like a third of his body weight in the French prison,
- 38:32Speaker 1: and when he gets into the Swedish prison, it's like worse.
- 38:39Speaker 1: It's dank, and he gets ill and he's just not
- 38:42Speaker 1: not feeling it. So when he's in prison, he promises
- 38:47Speaker 1: to you know, refund and reimburse and compensate you know,
- 38:51Speaker 1: his Swedish victims, these families that he's frauded. He does not,
- 38:57Speaker 1: and he gets deported back to the US in June
- 39:01Speaker 1: nineteen seventy. So he serves two months in Marmo prison
- 39:06Speaker 1: and then he is banned from Sweden for eight years.
- 39:10Speaker 1: Sweden just kicks him out. You're not allowed in and
- 39:14Speaker 1: he appeals this, but no he gets he gets deported
- 39:19Speaker 1: back to the US, and you think they would do something,
- 39:23Speaker 1: but no, No. June nineteen seventy he is back in
- 39:31Speaker 1: the US and he's twenty two years old and again
- 39:39Speaker 1: cannot help himself, gets himself a pilot's uniform and he
- 39:45Speaker 1: starts traveling around all these college campuses like more bad checks.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Course he is, but he's doing this sort of PanAm
- 39:55Speaker 1: recruitment or he claims he's doing a PanAm recruitment. And
- 40:02Speaker 1: do you know, sometimes and people lie, like they say,
- 40:06Speaker 1: the best lies are closer to the truth, right, and
- 40:08Speaker 1: that's fine.
- 40:08Speaker 2: But this guy, he says he's a pilot and a doctor,
- 40:16Speaker 2: and he goes around these colleges and like at the
- 40:21Speaker 2: University of Arizona, he states that he's, you know, part doctor,
- 40:25Speaker 2: part pilot.
- 40:26Speaker 1: You know, like fucking batman mineaier by day, vigilante by night. What, No,
- 40:32Speaker 1: You're not a pilot and a doctor, you absolute titwank. No. Oh,
- 40:39Speaker 1: so he he is an absolute creepy piece of shit,
- 40:48Speaker 1: right because what he does a trigger warning for sexual assault. Okay,
- 40:53Speaker 1: skip like forty five seconds. So what he does, he's
- 40:58Speaker 1: doing this recruitment for pan and in order for women
- 41:02Speaker 1: to be recruited, they have to undergo a physical examination.
- 41:07Speaker 1: So he physically examines these fucking teenagers, right, teenage girls,
- 41:15Speaker 1: and he molests them because that's what this is assault.
- 41:18Speaker 1: This is molestation, that's what it is. Like he just
- 41:25Speaker 1: and he got away with it. Absolute piece of shit.
- 41:30Speaker 1: I want to punch him in his face, but he's
- 41:32Speaker 1: already dead. Spoiler warning. So anyway, the biography sort of
- 41:44Speaker 1: implies that he does actually, you know, recruit these new
- 41:47Speaker 1: women for like a flight this fictional flight attendant program, right,
- 41:54Speaker 1: but he never actually sets this up. He just seems
- 41:58Speaker 1: to use this as an excuse to run around make
- 42:00Speaker 1: money and molested women. So he's doing this for like
- 42:11Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, maybe maybe a month, where he
- 42:15Speaker 1: cashes like ten PanAm checks and on it's like the
- 42:22Speaker 1: thirtieth of July nineteen seventy in Durham, North Carolina. He
- 42:31Speaker 1: you know, he catches the attention of the FBI at
- 42:33Speaker 1: this point because he has cashed ten PanAm payroll checks
- 42:38Speaker 1: in these different towns like and eventually gets caught I
- 42:44Speaker 1: think in November, three months, three months he cashes his
- 42:50Speaker 1: checks for and he gets arrested in November nineteen seventy
- 42:55Speaker 1: in Cobb County and Georgia. And this is the jail
- 43:01Speaker 1: that he escapes. So he did it. So he escapes
- 43:06Speaker 1: Cobb County jail, Cobb County jail. But then he gets
- 43:11Speaker 1: arrested again, like forty's letter in New York. Like he
- 43:15Speaker 1: gets caught, and then in nineteen seventy one, he gets
- 43:20Speaker 1: sentenced to a decade in prison for forging a grand
- 43:26Speaker 1: total well forging checks that come up to a grand
- 43:29Speaker 1: total of one thousand, four hundred and forty eight dollars
- 43:34Speaker 1: and sixty cents. And then he also gets like two
- 43:38Speaker 1: more years added on to that, just tapped on to
- 43:40Speaker 1: the end because you know, he fucking escaped prison, you know,
- 43:45Speaker 1: so Will he's in jail, he writes letters to the family,
- 43:50Speaker 1: to the Parks family back in Paton Rouge, you know,
- 43:53Speaker 1: telling them what they did. That he forged the checks
- 43:56Speaker 1: that he stole money from, you know, Paula's brother's like
- 43:59Speaker 1: savings account, and he was gonna like repay them. Now
- 44:04Speaker 1: this may come as a shock to some of you,
- 44:06Speaker 1: but he did not do that. He did not pay
- 44:09Speaker 1: them back one bloody cent nothing. So after spending I
- 44:18Speaker 1: think only two out of the twelve years he was
- 44:21Speaker 1: supposed to serve in prison because I don't know, I
- 44:24Speaker 1: guess the Federal Correctoral Institute in Petersburg, Virginia just like
- 44:30Speaker 1: just wasn't feeling it anymore. So he gets released on
- 44:34Speaker 1: parole and he doesn't want to go back to his
- 44:36Speaker 1: family in New York. He just doesn't want to do it,
- 44:40Speaker 1: and so he requests the court to choose his parole
- 44:43Speaker 1: location and they send him to Houston, Texas, because of
- 44:48Speaker 1: course they do. So he's in Texas and he needs
- 44:53Speaker 1: to get a job. Now, abig Neil, he said, is Abergneil?
- 45:01Speaker 1: Frank fucking Frank he he says that he's like doing
- 45:05Speaker 1: all these jobs, you know, but he gets fired from
- 45:09Speaker 1: those jobs because, you know, they realize that he is
- 45:13Speaker 1: a parolee, that he had you know, criminal shit. But
- 45:19Speaker 1: the maybe maybe but again, sorry for that been really
- 45:26Speaker 1: hard for anybody listening with headphones. On nineteen seventy four.
- 45:30Speaker 1: What does he do. He gets a job at a
- 45:35Speaker 1: children's summer camp, Camp Manison, and it's the seventies, you
- 45:41Speaker 1: can get away with shit. So all he had to
- 45:43Speaker 1: do was keep his head down and do I don't
- 45:46Speaker 1: know his fucking job for once, and he would have
- 45:50Speaker 1: been okay, but instead he steals cameras from the other
- 45:58Speaker 1: people working there, right, and he only gets fined, which
- 46:04Speaker 1: is like so fucking shitty. But he manages to then
- 46:12Speaker 1: while still pretending to be a fucking pilot or with
- 46:15Speaker 1: a master's degree and who the fuck knows what social work,
- 46:17Speaker 1: probably pretending he still has that, right, and he gets
- 46:21Speaker 1: hired by an orphanage, a fucking orphanage. Right, here's the thing, like,
- 46:28Speaker 1: if you're a parole, like this is a violation of
- 46:31Speaker 1: his parole, Like this is not good. So he he's
- 46:37Speaker 1: in like the Houston area. He's working in this orphanage
- 46:40Speaker 1: and his job is finding foster homes for children who
- 46:46Speaker 1: are living in the orphanage. And you know, he couldn't
- 46:51Speaker 1: just pick something small, something easy, but no, he needs
- 46:56Speaker 1: something that has power, doesn't he? Like every job it
- 47:02Speaker 1: has or everything he pretends to be there's a level
- 47:07Speaker 1: of what's the word, Well, there's power, but there's also respect,
- 47:13Speaker 1: there's reverence, you know, it's it's you're looking up to it.
- 47:18Speaker 1: You're above your aspirational as my mother was like, you
- 47:23Speaker 1: need to be aspirational, darling, I'm like do I I'm
- 47:29Speaker 1: I'm cute and funny and I like history. But aspirational?
- 47:34Speaker 1: Who the fox could want to aspire to be? Me?
- 47:37Speaker 1: Senys Me is literally and the pink hoodie I've been
- 47:41Speaker 1: living in for a little while, just while recording in
- 47:45Speaker 1: my mother's bedroom because there was no other room in
- 47:47Speaker 1: this house that's free. I'm doing my best, okay, So yeah, aspirational.
- 47:54Speaker 1: He goes for all of these jobs that have esteem okay,
- 47:58Speaker 1: because you can't just be okay. But luckily, his parole
- 48:06Speaker 1: officer is not a fucking idiot and catches him in
- 48:09Speaker 1: the act, and so he removes him from the orphanage
- 48:16Speaker 1: and basically moves him into like this like little living
- 48:24Speaker 1: space above his garage. Like he moves him above his
- 48:29Speaker 1: garage because he knows he cannot trust this skeezy wee
- 48:33Speaker 1: bampop not one bit. After this, he gets a job
- 48:37Speaker 1: at ETNA, where he is fired and sewed for check Frod.
- 48:42Speaker 1: Why are we even surprised now? After this, he does something.
- 48:46Speaker 1: He does something good. I don't know what the good is,
- 48:48Speaker 1: but he does something because it was enough for his
- 48:51Speaker 1: parole officer to suggest that he start doing talks about
- 48:56Speaker 1: you know, how he is a reformed crime, how he
- 49:01Speaker 1: is doing well, you know, and not being an absolute
- 49:05Speaker 1: dodgy bastard. And it's from here where he starts doing
- 49:10Speaker 1: these public talks. And so he's going around saying that
- 49:17Speaker 1: between the ages of sixteen and twenty one, he was
- 49:20Speaker 1: adopted on a Georgia hospital for a year, an assistant
- 49:23Speaker 1: state attorney general for a year, that he served two
- 49:27Speaker 1: semesters as a sociology professor, and that he was a
- 49:31Speaker 1: pan AM pilot for two whole years. He also says
- 49:38Speaker 1: that he recruited university students as pan Am stewardesses and
- 49:43Speaker 1: that he traveled throughout Europe with them for three months.
- 49:47Speaker 1: He talks about escaping the FBI on an airplane nolss.
- 49:53Speaker 1: And my favorite part of this is that it's like
- 49:56Speaker 1: he managed to escape by going through a toilet on
- 50:00Speaker 1: the airplane while the plane was taxiing on the runway,
- 50:03Speaker 1: Like that's his that's his story, Like yeah, okay, cool.
- 50:10Speaker 1: So he starts doing these talks and then the talks
- 50:14Speaker 1: get really popular, and then he starts writing his books.
- 50:17Speaker 1: But during this he manages to get married to his wife, Kelly.
- 50:21Speaker 1: So they get married, they have three sons, and then
- 50:24Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty five they move from Houston to Tulsa. So,
- 50:29Speaker 1: like he says, he met his wife when he was
- 50:32Speaker 1: working as an undercover FBI agent and she was a
- 50:35Speaker 1: cashier in a grocery store. Like, either this woman is
- 50:40Speaker 1: so naive and genuinely believes this man's bullshit, or she's
- 50:45Speaker 1: in on it, like that's that's gonna be it, right,
- 50:48Speaker 1: It's gonna be one of the other. But yeah, So
- 50:51Speaker 1: while he's out and about doing these speeches, he's also
- 50:54Speaker 1: setting up his own business. He found abad Neil and Associates.
- 51:00Speaker 1: The purpose of this company is to like advise company
- 51:03Speaker 1: on secure documents basically, you know, to warn them against
- 51:08Speaker 1: like you know, check fraud and other kind of fraudulent
- 51:11Speaker 1: shit like document frauds and other such bullshit. So it's
- 51:17Speaker 1: all about scammers and how scammers operate, and that's his
- 51:20Speaker 1: whole business. And so while he's doing that, he's doing
- 51:23Speaker 1: all these talks. So he starts doing this and by
- 51:29Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven he ends up on to Tell the Truth,
- 51:33Speaker 1: and he also ends up on The Tonight Show with
- 51:38Speaker 1: Was It Johnny Carlson. And so the story of this
- 51:42Speaker 1: con that he pulled that he says he pulled just
- 51:45Speaker 1: becomes a mega hit. So it's what year when he
- 51:51Speaker 1: reads writes his book. He writes his book in nineteen eighty,
- 51:57Speaker 1: so three years after, you know, he basically goes the
- 52:00Speaker 1: nineteen seventies version of going viral, right, and he writes
- 52:03Speaker 1: a book in nineteen eighty, and then he writes like
- 52:07Speaker 1: a couple more books, like like Catch Me if you Can,
- 52:10Speaker 1: as his autobiography, but then he does like other books
- 52:12Speaker 1: on like identity theft and scammers and all this kind
- 52:15Speaker 1: of stuff, and he does really well. But when he's
- 52:19Speaker 1: doing these talks around all the way from the seventies
- 52:22Speaker 1: all the way up to like before he died, these
- 52:25Speaker 1: journalists start catching on that he's he's talking absolute bollocks, right.
- 52:32Speaker 1: So by what was it the early two thousands, you know,
- 52:37Speaker 1: the kids are grown up. He's with Kelly, and they
- 52:40Speaker 1: moved to this Daniel Island and was it one of
- 52:44Speaker 1: the Carolinas South Carolina, South Carolina. So they had filed
- 52:50Speaker 1: for bankruptcy and with nearly two million dollars in debt,
- 52:56Speaker 1: although now they don't seem to have that probably had
- 52:59Speaker 1: something to do with the movie. But yeah, So Frank's
- 53:04Speaker 1: whole thing is that he doesn't he doesn't like con
- 53:10Speaker 1: the little guy. He only conned the big guys, the
- 53:13Speaker 1: big guns and all that kind of thing. But yeah,
- 53:18Speaker 1: it's it's not it's not even remotely true. All he
- 53:23Speaker 1: did was steal from the little guy consistently, just over
- 53:27Speaker 1: and over again. It's like he he just kept fucking
- 53:32Speaker 1: people over little people just because he wanted a better life.
- 53:38Speaker 1: So between security guards, small journalists, like they have big journalists,
- 53:42Speaker 1: but these people all through like the seventies upwards, get
- 53:47Speaker 1: away nag and feeling about this fella, and they dig
- 53:49Speaker 1: deep and they're like, nope, this guy's a con man.
- 53:53Speaker 1: The con is that he's a good con man, you know,
- 53:56Speaker 1: or like a big commn And it becomes this whole
- 54:01Speaker 1: thing where they start looking at the numbers and he's like, oh, well,
- 54:06Speaker 1: you know what, they didn't really you know, want to
- 54:10Speaker 1: say anything because no company wants to admit that I
- 54:13Speaker 1: took this much money from them, and the FBI don't
- 54:16Speaker 1: want to admit that they couldn't catch me. Ha haha.
- 54:19Speaker 1: Like I'm in there like like one hundred year reniverse
- 54:22Speaker 1: really coffee table book. I have looked through that book,
- 54:26Speaker 1: my friends, and let me tell you, he's not fucking
- 54:28Speaker 1: in it. That was a hard read. It was very heavy.
- 54:33Speaker 1: But anyway, he says that he stole so much money, right,
- 54:39Speaker 1: and like millions. He says, what isn't it two point
- 54:46Speaker 1: five million? He says, he cashes two point five million
- 54:50Speaker 1: dollars and that's like seventeen thousand fake checks between the
- 54:55Speaker 1: ages of sixteen and twenty four. Like, remember, this is
- 54:58Speaker 1: the time frame. He's given two point five million dollars
- 55:01Speaker 1: seventeen thousand forged checks between the ages of sixteen and
- 55:06Speaker 1: twenty one. Now, I don't know about you, I'm not
- 55:09Speaker 1: the most genius person here, but that math just ain't mathing.
- 55:15Speaker 1: So if you add up all the time that he
- 55:18Speaker 1: wasn't in prison, that's like fourteen months, thirteen months, fourteen months,
- 55:25Speaker 1: fourteen months. I'm gonna stick with it. And in order
- 55:30Speaker 1: to cash that much money, in order to cash seventeen
- 55:33Speaker 1: thousand checks in fourteen months, he would have to cash
- 55:38Speaker 1: forty checks per day. So, yeah, he didn't escape a
- 55:45Speaker 1: federal prison. He did not escape you know, the FBI.
- 55:51Speaker 1: He did not have a task force chasing him from
- 55:54Speaker 1: the nineteen sixties all the way through to the seventies.
- 55:58Speaker 1: He spent most of his time in jail, and he
- 56:03Speaker 1: just looked out so many times like he was so
- 56:09Speaker 1: fucking lucky. He gets a shorter sentence, he gets probation,
- 56:12Speaker 1: he gets a slap on the wrist. Of course, hands
- 56:20Speaker 1: well spoken, white boy, right right, straight white boy. Yeah,
- 56:24Speaker 1: absolute fucking lotly. But yeah, everything he did was fucking county.
- 56:34Speaker 1: And he didn't pay back a single cent to any
- 56:37Speaker 1: of the people he fucked over, even after he made
- 56:40Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands from you know, doing his Google talks
- 56:46Speaker 1: and doing his university tour and the money he made
- 56:50Speaker 1: from the catch me if you can movee millions. Actually
- 56:54Speaker 1: he would have made millions from that, and nobody, nobody
- 56:59Speaker 1: got recompense. None, none. Oh, an absolute piss bag. I am. Oh,
- 57:07Speaker 1: he's awful. He's awful. And you know what I said,
- 57:10Speaker 1: he was dead earlier. I was wrong. He's not dead.
- 57:13Speaker 1: I just clearly just manifested that in my brain. But no,
- 57:18Speaker 1: he is not dead. Although if he dies, like within
- 57:22Speaker 1: the next couple of days, I didn't make it happen.
- 57:25Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of power because if I did,
- 57:28Speaker 1: I would have that kind of power to make me
- 57:30Speaker 1: more money and not have all the things wrong with
- 57:35Speaker 1: my body right now. But yeah, he's alive. He's seventy
- 57:40Speaker 1: five years old at this point at time of recording.
- 57:44Speaker 1: But yeah, that is the story of the hoax, the myth,
- 57:49Speaker 1: the absolute bollocks of Frank Abignail Junr. So if you
- 57:55Speaker 1: liked my retelling of this story, feel free to writ
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- 58:02Speaker 1: you listen to podcasts. You can follow me and support
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- 58:18Speaker 1: I am also one Patreon, which I am working on
- 58:19Speaker 1: at the minute. It's slow, but it's getting there. And
- 58:23Speaker 1: I also have PayPal if you want to donate and
- 58:27Speaker 1: for gummy bears and other such treats and books. I
- 58:31Speaker 1: spend a lot of money on books. Oh it's it's
- 58:34Speaker 1: worrying right now how much money I have on books.
- 58:37Speaker 1: And I need somewhere to put them, so I might
- 58:39Speaker 1: have to invest in a shed library. I don't know.
- 58:43Speaker 1: But yes, let's just skip to recommendations, shall we, Yes,
- 58:50Speaker 1: So for listening, I am going to recommend The bar
- 58:55Speaker 1: Is ankle High Podcast. If you have ADHD or you
- 58:59Speaker 1: know any with ADHD, or even if you don't have
- 59:02Speaker 1: ADHD and you just like people who do have it,
- 59:05Speaker 1: go listen to that. The girls are absolutely fable. For reading,
- 59:12Speaker 1: I am absolutely going to suggest Vanity Fair because it's
- 59:17Speaker 1: my favorite book because it is a book without heroes
- 59:21Speaker 1: and I adore that, right, So gonna recommend that. And
- 59:26Speaker 1: for watching, I'm gonna go where She's the Man. It's
- 59:30Speaker 1: been all over TikTok com this week, so go watch
- 59:32Speaker 1: She's the Man. Just go do it. It's a retelling
- 59:36Speaker 1: of Shakespeare, but it's fun. I mean, I love Shakespeare anyway,
- 59:38Speaker 1: but go listen to it. Watch it. That's what I
- 59:41Speaker 1: was going to say. And with that, I am going
- 59:44Speaker 1: to bid you good night. Adios au revoir of What
- 59:48Speaker 1: Is Them? My friends, Bye bye,