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DONKEY: Man Arrested For Pleasuring Himself In Kum & Go Convenience Store · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I was donkey up to day time.
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  Speaker 2: Damn he hogged. It's started for Donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 1: I mean trying to be donkey today. No more.
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  Speaker 3: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not making these people do these days called donkey of
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  Speaker 3: the day, and it really caught me off guard.
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  Speaker 1: Damned Charlamagne.
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  Speaker 3: Who got the donkey out of the day today? Well, Jess,
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  Speaker 3: hilarious donkey today for Thursday, November thirtieth goes to a
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  Speaker 3: fifty four year old Iowa City man named Kenneth Kelly.
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  Speaker 3: Kenneth was arrested for pleasuring himself in front of customers
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  Speaker 3: at a convenience store. Yes, Kennef was arrested for playing
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  Speaker 3: five on one okay, doing a manual override in front
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  Speaker 3: of customers at a local convenience store. Now, some people
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  Speaker 3: are doing what they do best, and that's victim blaming,
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  Speaker 3: but not blaming the customers who had to witness Ken
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  Speaker 3: of Kelly celebrate palm Sunday. They are blaming the convenience store. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: some people are saying the convenience store was asking for it.
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  Speaker 3: Some people are saying that the convenience store played a
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  Speaker 3: role in what happened, and it'd be partly responsible for
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  Speaker 3: keingoth Kelly boxing the one eyed champ in front of customers.
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  Speaker 3: Why do they think the store is partly to blame. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it's because of the name of the store. What do
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  Speaker 3: you mean, Uncle Charlotte, because of the name of a store.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to TVC news for the report. Please And Iowa.
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  Speaker 4: City man was arrested on a warrant stemming from an
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  Speaker 4: incident where he allegedly followed customers in a convenience store
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  Speaker 4: and masturbated in front of them. Customers called nine to
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  Speaker 4: one one to report that an unknown male had said
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  Speaker 4: sexual things to them and began masturbating in their presence.
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  Speaker 4: The victims were able to provide a description of the man,
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  Speaker 4: identified as fifty four year old Kenneth Kelly of Wayne Avenue.
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  Speaker 4: When officers confronted Kelly at his apartment, he denied it
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  Speaker 4: was him. The victims of the incident, though, positively identified
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  Speaker 4: him during a photo lineup. I'm sorry, but it's hard
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  Speaker 4: to keep a straight face when talking about this one.
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  Speaker 4: Police obtained the search warrant and see his clothing. The
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  Speaker 4: match surveillance video on traffic cam is from the incident.
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  Speaker 4: After being read as Miranda Rights, Kelly allegedly claimed he
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  Speaker 4: wasn't exposing himself and was instead scratching his genitals. Kelly
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  Speaker 4: was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor punishable
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  Speaker 4: by a jail term of up to a year if convicted.
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  Speaker 4: For TBC news, I'm very white.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that news report left out the best part. And
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  Speaker 3: the best part is the name of the store. The
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  Speaker 3: store is called the Come and Go Convenience Store, right,
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  Speaker 3: the Come and Go convenience store, the Come and Go
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  Speaker 3: Convenience Store, and come is spelled k U.
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  Speaker 2: M Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: I am absolutely. I don't know how the news report
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  Speaker 3: left that out. That's the best part. Google it. Tell
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  Speaker 3: me if I'm lying, google.
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  Speaker 2: It and charlamage play is not called the coming Go,
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  Speaker 2: It's called come and go.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell do you tell what to me? Is
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  Speaker 3: not called the coming go? It called coming go.
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  Speaker 2: It's called coming go. You said the company, it's called
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  Speaker 2: coming and maybe that's what the JA was doing. Okay, Well, now,
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  Speaker 2: if I say it, come as you are.
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  Speaker 3: If I say come here and I spell it kum
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  Speaker 3: instead of com and somebody decided to shake hands with
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  Speaker 3: the milkman and hit me with some clam sauce and
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  Speaker 3: I had fault. Words matter, okay, but spelling of words
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  Speaker 3: matter more so. Kenneth Kelly is wrong. But he might
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  Speaker 3: have a slight point. He might have a slight k
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  Speaker 3: simply because why did you spell come like that? All right, listen,
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  Speaker 3: everybody on this planet is it the brightest. Some folks
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  Speaker 3: on this planet are dumb and looking for direction. Some
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  Speaker 3: people are always looking for signs. So if you cruising
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  Speaker 3: and the old custom slinger starts to stand at attention, man,
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  Speaker 3: you see a sign that says come and go and
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  Speaker 3: come and spelled kum, you're probably gonna pop in and
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  Speaker 3: see what's going on. My question is what in that
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  Speaker 3: convenience store turned him on? Was it the customers, was
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  Speaker 3: it a bunch of good looking men and women walking around,
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  Speaker 3: or was it something on the shelf in the store.
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  Speaker 3: I consulted with the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee,
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  Speaker 3: and he said it was probably the holiday tasty cakes.
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  Speaker 3: According to him, the holiday tasty cakes are fresh because
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  Speaker 3: they have to be made made annually, specifically for this season,
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  Speaker 3: So that could be it. And now that I think
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  Speaker 3: about it, I think the president of the Fat Lives
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  Speaker 3: Matter Committee, thinks I said, what would make him hungry? No,
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  Speaker 3: I said, horny, horny, sir, Jesus, here's the thing. All
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  Speaker 3: men visit the safety deposit box from time to time.
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  Speaker 3: We all butter our muffins. But there's absolutely zero reason
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  Speaker 3: to hold your sausage hostage in a public place, regardless
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  Speaker 3: of what the convenience store is called. Now, what else
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  Speaker 3: bothers me about this story is what if this store
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  Speaker 3: was really a place where people could come and go?
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  Speaker 3: How many caution what floor signs would the store need?
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  Speaker 3: If come and go was actually what Kenneth Kelly thought
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  Speaker 3: it was, I would never buy a sticky bun from there, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And if come and go was actually what Kenneth Kelly
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  Speaker 3: thought it was, imagine violating the no shoes no service police.
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  Speaker 3: Walk in with no shoes if you want to. The
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  Speaker 3: moral of this story is come and go convenience store,
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  Speaker 3: and every customer in there is a vig. Let's not
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  Speaker 3: victim blame just because the name of the store is hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Please give kene of Kelly the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog of the day. All
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  Speaker 1: the day ye.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe there is a way to combine all these things
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  Speaker 3: for real though, Like maybe there is a need in
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  Speaker 3: the marketplace for a convenience store or fast food establishment
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  Speaker 3: where you can also pleasure you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna give it a strong no.
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  Speaker 2: If it was come and go with the perfect name
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  Speaker 2: for it, it is the closest one to us is
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  Speaker 2: in Colorado, really sixteen hundred miles away.
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  Speaker 3: But Chrispy Kreme would be good to you. Oh god,
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  Speaker 3: AND's frozen customers.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I was thinking. So this is in America,
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  Speaker 5: but you know, like sometimes how they say like words
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  Speaker 5: in America, like they're spelled weird and like yes, so
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  Speaker 5: maybe that's why he spelled a ku and because you
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  Speaker 5: know that's pronounced correctly.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: But you're from Colorado, so you should know.
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  Speaker 2: You don't play game.
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  Speaker 3: No, there's the other names I want to play. But
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  Speaker 3: there's other names that are good though, like BJ's right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: J's in and out, in and out and it out
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  Speaker 3: could definitely work. Or you can make up your own
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  Speaker 3: names like Chick fil lad of Pipe. Oh you don't
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  Speaker 3: think so, chick. What about pizza? But you wouldn't go
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  Speaker 3: to pizza butt, but not to pizza but shake the steak?
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  Speaker 3: About Jackie in the box, you wouldn't go to that?
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  Speaker 3: What about for men and women looking for five guys?
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  Speaker 3: That wouldn't be a thing either.
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  Speaker 5: And it's still going to be expensive.
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  Speaker 2: It's five guys, be a.
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  Speaker 3: Little bit more expensive, absolutely, probably be a little bit more.
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  Speaker 2: I just started. I don't know why thought Wendy's we
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  Speaker 2: got the beef?
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  Speaker 4: What was is that?
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  Speaker 3: We know who got to meet who? Who?
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  Speaker 2: The right?
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  Speaker 3: Howard would get an endorsement?
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  Speaker 1: Gale so fast? Who does the meat? Which is that.
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  Speaker 2: The beef?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Who we got the meat? We got the meat?
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  Speaker 3: How does Dwight how would not have an endorsement deal
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  Speaker 3: with Arby's.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta get it up? You got to get I said, no, brother,
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  Speaker 1: a layup.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be dope. I'm holding the sandwich and up, come on, marketing,
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  Speaker 2: we're helping. That's right, Come on, man, all right, well
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  Speaker 2: that is your rumor report. He was really old doggy day.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, but what if he was really
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  Speaker 2: confused and high and just seeing the sign and was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh this is you know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well I kind of feel about that about the
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  Speaker 5: bodegga cat that was just taking his little cat was
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  Speaker 5: all over the apples. I'm not gonna let him die
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  Speaker 5: where I put him on my TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: He'll take them.
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  Speaker 1: I sure did.
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  Speaker 2: I'll show it to you all right now when we
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  Speaker 2: come back. We were talking about young Thug and the
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  Speaker 2: rumors earlier, right, and you were talking about he's in
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  Speaker 2: jail and he speaks to Mariah the scientists all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she said they're going to get married as
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  Speaker 5: soon as they get out, when he gets out of jail.
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  Speaker 5: And then you also said men who are in jail
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  Speaker 5: make a lot of promises. And I say that because
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  Speaker 5: my brother did sometime and thought a lot of women
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  Speaker 5: thought that they were going to marry him until he
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  Speaker 5: got out, until he got out, and things that are
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  Speaker 5: complete one eighty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred
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  Speaker 2: five eight five one oh five one. Ladies, have you
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  Speaker 2: ever dealt with a man in jail that sold you dreams,
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  Speaker 2: that said you were gonna get married and y'all were
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  Speaker 2: gonna have a kids in family when he got out.
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  Speaker 2: And then when he got out, well, he really got
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  Speaker 2: out and he was outside and fellas, have you ever
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  Speaker 2: did that to somebody? You were in jail and you
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  Speaker 2: were like, this is my boode, this is my bay.
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  Speaker 2: And then when you got out, he was like, nah,
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