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- 0:00Speaker 1: Sketchy at all. Oh, never mind. Not here in cup.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Hold on.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Emotional, damn it.
- 0:06Speaker 3: I've done something very sketchy and you're either going to
- 0:09Speaker 3: be as excited as me or disappointed in me.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Before we get in the.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Video, a big thank you to PBSNet for sponsoring, um,
- 0:17Speaker 3: whatever this is.
- 0:17Speaker 2: I had a plan for a different video, okay?
- 0:20Speaker 1: I did, but did it show up on time? No,
- 0:22Speaker 1: it didn't.
- 0:23Speaker 3: So I went onto Facebook Marketplace, and I just typed
- 0:26Speaker 3: in mystery box. I did something on purpose, okay? I
- 0:30Speaker 3: didn't ask a theme. I want the ultimate surprise. So,
- 0:34Speaker 3: I paid $ 230 for.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Four surprise boxes.
- 0:38Speaker 3: All it said in the ad is that what was
- 0:39Speaker 3: in the boxes is worth more than what I paid.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Is this gonna be random shit from someone's house?
- 0:45Speaker 1: Genuinely, that's what I hope so.
- 0:46Speaker 3: I have done Amazon mystery boxes, I have done expensive
- 0:50Speaker 3: mystery boxes, I've done antiques and oddities, but nothing has
- 0:53Speaker 3: ever had me more riled up than this random mystery
- 0:57Speaker 3: boxes from Facebook Marketplace.
- 0:59Speaker 1: I want to start with this one.
- 1:01Speaker 2: It's just so heavy.
- 1:03Speaker 1: And I don't understand why.
- 1:05Speaker 2: This is my, this is my idea.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Is this just someone who does reselling and this is
- 1:09Speaker 3: all the shit that wouldn't sell? So, while we do
- 1:12Speaker 3: this video, we are gonna discuss if we think we
- 1:14Speaker 3: got our money back and I'm also gonna tell you
- 1:17Speaker 3: what an absolute week I've had. You can't see it,
- 1:20Speaker 3: but my leg is in an air cast. They ask
- 1:22Speaker 3: you how you are and you just have to say
- 1:23Speaker 3: that you're fine when you're not really fine.
- 1:26Speaker 2: We won!
- 1:27Speaker 3: Oh, this is exhilarating, the combination of things that I
- 1:30Speaker 3: see on top of here right now. But it is
- 1:32Speaker 3: a frickin' cowboy hat!
- 1:34Speaker 2: And who has three cows now?
- 1:36Speaker 3: I do!
- 1:37Speaker 1: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
- 1:40Speaker 2: Okay, we do have a Grandmother Met.
- 1:42Speaker 1: We have some Dr. Scholls. Someone else been walking in these.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Oh, these are somebody's crusty non-slips.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Smells like my dad's garage.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Dad?
- 1:55Speaker 2: I will be keeping these.
- 1:56Speaker 3: These are taking me back to book fair early 2000.
- 1:59Speaker 1: On brand, I.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Will be keeping these.
- 2:02Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna be honest, with the hat alone, I
- 2:05Speaker 3: feel like we're already at like $ 15. 99. I'm not gonna
- 2:07Speaker 3: count the shoes because someone else has been walking in them,
- 2:09Speaker 3: but wait.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Whoa, I'm gonna LARP. I know someone's headphones are up
- 2:12Speaker 2: too loud for that.
- 2:13Speaker 1: I'm not sorry. Right there, I feel like we're at
- 2:15Speaker 1: 50 bucks. Are we at 50 bucks?
- 2:16Speaker 3: Back a tally what you think this is.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Your own guesstimations, my queen.
- 2:20Speaker 3: Hey, Google.
- 2:20Speaker 1: A shower curtain. I'm not gonna open the bag.
- 2:23Speaker 3: I think my guess is that this came from an
- 2:25Speaker 3: Amazon return palette. Maybe someone wanted to get into reselling
- 2:30Speaker 3: and then thought, no, never mind.
- 2:32Speaker 2: I literally need one of these. It's one of the.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Stands that can like hold your phone and go over
- 2:38Speaker 1: your bed. You can read your Kindle.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Will this stretch the size of an iPad?
- 2:42Speaker 1: Oh, and it's Look!
- 2:43Speaker 3: Like!
- 2:44Speaker 4: My!
- 2:44Speaker 3: Dick!
- 2:44Speaker 1: No, I don't have one of those, nevermind. We're way
- 2:46Speaker 1: over 50 bucks already. Look!
- 2:49Speaker 2: It's a baby mobile! With singing bees!
- 2:53Speaker 1: This literally feels like Christmas.
- 2:55Speaker 2: We're just getting started.
- 2:57Speaker 3: We have an exfoliating circle. I turned off right there. Ooh,
- 3:02Speaker 3: Adam will like this.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Poker chips!
- 3:05Speaker 3: This is a great time.
- 3:07Speaker 1: These are lash brushes. We have mittens.
- 3:10Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, these look a little crusty.
- 3:13Speaker 2: I like that it's a mix that's kind of gross
- 3:15Speaker 2: but kind of great. It's good. Are you alive? Oh,
- 3:18Speaker 2: these would be.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Napkin holders for like a wedding.
- 3:23Speaker 3: Ankle straps.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 3:28Speaker 3: Ah. Someone better tell me what this is because my
- 3:34Speaker 3: mind goes to a specific genre.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Okay, we have a box.
- 3:40Speaker 3: I have exactly what this goes into. We have some
- 3:42Speaker 3: face masks. We have a remote for a shitty, a
- 3:45Speaker 3: shitty television. I can tell you that right now. We
- 3:48Speaker 3: got a dino vest. It says, question mark, I am.
- 3:52Speaker 1: I am animal.
- 3:53Speaker 2: Language barrier there. I get why that was returned.
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- 4:53Speaker 1: Let's get back to it. What is this?
- 4:55Speaker 3: It's a bed sheet, but oh, you would sweat. You
- 4:58Speaker 3: would sweat so hard on this bed sheet.
- 5:01Speaker 1: We have, oh no, a drive cable.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Oh, cute.
- 5:06Speaker 3: A little bunny and a little frog. Yep. And if
- 5:10Speaker 3: you are curious, and I like to note this every time,
- 5:12Speaker 3: 99% of this always gets donated. I usually allow myself
- 5:16Speaker 3: three presents, but then the rest goes to other people.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Look, see?
- 5:21Speaker 2: What are you?
- 5:22Speaker 3: Ah!
- 5:22Speaker 1: Some kind of belt.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Don't ask me.
- 5:25Speaker 3: This is super cute. They're matching sister sister necklaces.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Look!
- 5:32Speaker 3: Aww!
- 5:32Speaker 2: I have sisters, I know I'm gonna give that to you.
- 5:34Speaker 3: There are lots of random things in here, so. They're
- 5:38Speaker 3: just car parts, so we're not going to count them
- 5:40Speaker 3: because they don't make sense.
- 5:41Speaker 1: What are you? You're going to make me open you. Okay.
- 5:45Speaker 4: Oh my gosh!
- 5:46Speaker 3: Adam's going to love this! It's a gardening chair! And
- 5:52Speaker 3: you put your little.
- 5:53Speaker 1: Tools in it? It's getting me randy!
- 5:57Speaker 2: Look at that, mate!
- 5:58Speaker 1: It's got a pop-up squat for the back of the car.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Stop it!
- 6:02Speaker 2: You don't need to poop and everything.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Oh!
- 6:05Speaker 2: Are you a rat?
- 6:06Speaker 1: Ooh, it's black like me. Babe, how'd you know my hue?
- 6:10Speaker 3: Look at this clipping pony! I could do this.
- 6:13Speaker 2: It's black.
- 6:16Speaker 1: This is, oh I've always wondered.
- 6:19Speaker 3: This is a cultural moment that I've always been curious
- 6:22Speaker 3: about what this was.
- 6:23Speaker 1: So, look.
- 6:24Speaker 3: It is how people from India put the red dot
- 6:30Speaker 3: on their forehead. Which, correct me if I'm wrong, is
- 6:33Speaker 3: what you do after you're married to let people know
- 6:35Speaker 3: you're married and you have the dot.
- 6:36Speaker 1: I don't know how to open it.
- 6:37Speaker 3: I also feel like I'm not allowed to put that on.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I don't wanna get in trouble. I'm just learning. This
- 6:43Speaker 1: looks pretty, whatever it is. Oh, look how pretty this is.
- 6:47Speaker 3: It's a sun catcher with a feather and a jewel.
- 6:51Speaker 1: Pretty!
- 6:53Speaker 3: And what is this? A fertility tester. Uh, first, wait, what?
- 6:59Speaker 3: Definitely been opened.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Maybe.
- 7:02Speaker 2: I will pee on this.
- 7:03Speaker 3: There's a.
- 7:05Speaker 1: I have questions. It says scope.
- 7:07Speaker 3: What are we scoping?
- 7:08Speaker 1: Okay, guys, I can't even get the batteries open. Can
- 7:10Speaker 1: you tell me what this is? The ice is scoped.
- 7:12Speaker 3: It's a precision state-of-the-art handheld mini microscope. By looking at
- 7:16Speaker 3: dried saliva through the isoscope, a woman can accurately determine
- 7:20Speaker 3: her fertile period.
- 7:22Speaker 4: What?
- 7:23Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 7:24Speaker 2: I'm into it.
- 7:25Speaker 3: I also feel like if you just had a bunch
- 7:26Speaker 3: of Tostitos, maybe it wouldn't be as accurate.
- 7:31Speaker 2: Watch me donate it just like this, and they're.
- 7:32Speaker 1: Like, what is that?
- 7:34Speaker 3: Cool. Cool story, bro.
- 7:36Speaker 1: This one's not as heavy.
- 7:38Speaker 2: But what is inside you, mate?
- 7:40Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what is happening? It's not the same,
- 7:42Speaker 1: it's not the same, but... We do have.
- 7:46Speaker 3: Another cowboy hat. You can never have too many. We
- 7:49Speaker 3: also have two more pens, and on this side we
- 7:51Speaker 3: have Glamorous, and we have Enchanted. Sharper Image Bamboo Tools.
- 7:58Speaker 3: One can never have enough. Okay, everybody's like, use wood,
- 8:01Speaker 3: use wood. I don't know what it is about wood.
- 8:03Speaker 3: Maybe it's because it's so porous. But babe, it like
- 8:06Speaker 3: grosses me out a wee bit, because it's just like,
- 8:08Speaker 3: this is gross because it's porous.
- 8:10Speaker 2: And like, I used it in tomato soup, now I'm
- 8:12Speaker 2: using it to make salads.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Also.
- 8:14Speaker 3: I was gonna tell you about my week. Dad had
- 8:16Speaker 3: knee surgery. Had to stay overnight. Next day, I get
- 8:18Speaker 3: him home. I'm in a parking lot. A homeless man
- 8:21Speaker 3: is screaming across the street. I didn't see him cross
- 8:23Speaker 3: the street.
- 8:24Speaker 1: He got quiet.
- 8:24Speaker 3: I was on the phone with Adam. Homeless man then
- 8:27Speaker 3: screams at me. I fall over in a hole. I
- 8:29Speaker 3: sprain my ankle and bruise my knee. I'm on crutches.
- 8:31Speaker 1: I can't walk. Next night.
- 8:34Speaker 2: I get food poisoning.
- 8:35Speaker 3: I've never pleaded with God in such a way to
- 8:37Speaker 3: just end me. But now, we're a couple days later
- 8:40Speaker 3: and we're opening surprises.
- 8:42Speaker 1: And what do we have here? Non-stick grilling skillet.
- 8:45Speaker 2: It was all worth it. Those are some used ear muffs.
- 8:50Speaker 2: Probably still use them.
- 8:51Speaker 1: A retainer holder. Can never have too many.
- 8:54Speaker 3: Scarf we have a a cellulite massager how'd you know
- 9:00Speaker 3: ah a toilet paper thingy which i like also the
- 9:04Speaker 3: face for your phone on the top tell you right
- 9:05Speaker 3: now i do need this and i will be keeping
- 9:08Speaker 3: it we have a wi-fi range extender merry christmas 2023
- 9:14Speaker 3: ornament irreplaceable it's not a tie a head scarf.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Fish Sister sister necklace again! What's in this?
- 9:23Speaker 3: An empty bath bomb box, but it smells like- but
- 9:25Speaker 3: they're not. We have- yeah, that's been used. That's been
- 9:31Speaker 3: used quite a lot. Plastic doodads. Very dirty, very rusty.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Looks like I might be able to build some kind
- 9:38Speaker 3: of metal toy.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Mechakano. This is old.
- 9:42Speaker 3: This is scratched up. This could be something good. Whoa.
- 9:48Speaker 3: In this box, you can make this thing. I will
- 9:51Speaker 3: be gifting this to my brother. I can already see
- 9:53Speaker 3: him yelling at me that he needs it.
- 9:58Speaker 1: I really closed my period.
- 9:59Speaker 3: And that not felt good.
- 10:00Speaker 1: She can't even talk. I can't believe we still have
- 10:03Speaker 1: two boxes.
- 10:03Speaker 2: This is bananas.
- 10:05Speaker 3: This one is light.
- 10:05Speaker 1: This one is light.
- 10:06Speaker 3: It is... Okay, okay.
- 10:08Speaker 1: We have masks. Computer ink.
- 10:11Speaker 3: We have a Dyson vacuum filter. Another remote with TV.
- 10:16Speaker 3: That isn't here.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Do I at least get batteries?
- 10:18Speaker 2: That was too much to ask.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Another exfoliator. I got it. Got it that time.
- 10:22Speaker 2: Well, I need to know what you are.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Now, baby. Woo! A head wrap. Ear things for headphones
- 10:27Speaker 1: I don't own. That's the thing with Amazon return valves.
- 10:30Speaker 1: It's like, what? We have.
- 10:33Speaker 3: Head wrap, hair clips. Wart remover for dogs. I didn't
- 10:37Speaker 3: know this was a problem.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Stocked up. Oh, this isn't sketchy at all. Oh, never mind.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Not tearing cup. Hold on!
- 10:44Speaker 2: Two hours later.
- 10:53Speaker 1: I know I'm no good!
- 10:56Speaker 3: Rock out! No.
- 10:59Speaker 1: More flower napkins. They were ugly.
- 11:03Speaker 3: I feel like I could do some interpretive dance.
- 11:05Speaker 2: You can tell this is used.
- 11:06Speaker 1: I'm afraid to check. There's food on it.
- 11:07Speaker 3: We're clear. I just didn't want to have somebody use
- 11:10Speaker 3: a little poopy pie in there. What is this? 1114
- 11:14Speaker 3: candle set, white and silver, department four. It's broken candles.
- 11:19Speaker 1: But that's okay.
- 11:20Speaker 3: A nail machine.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Emotional damage.
- 11:24Speaker 3: We have two of these.
- 11:25Speaker 2: These are glitter candles.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Body gel?
- 11:27Speaker 3: Oh, damn!
- 11:28Speaker 1: Pretty though.
- 11:29Speaker 3: What does it say?
- 11:30Speaker 1: Beer cozy! My god, it's another fertility tester! And another
- 11:34Speaker 1: fertility tester! That's all we.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Got in that box!
- 11:37Speaker 1: Dundon, you are the last one, one!
- 11:41Speaker 3: Okay, what do we have here? Ninja bat, high performance
- 11:45Speaker 3: laptop battery. Not for my laptop. Not my Forte.
- 11:54Speaker 2: Kinda looks like I threw up. We're not judging anyone
- 11:57Speaker 2: here today.
- 11:57Speaker 1: I'm judging you. I get why you returned it.
- 12:00Speaker 3: We have face masks.
- 12:02Speaker 1: A watch remover for dogs. Again, you can't have too much.
- 12:05Speaker 1: More hair.
- 12:06Speaker 3: We gotta touch it, we always do. It's just who
- 12:08Speaker 3: I am. Ooh, it's just a, I don't like it.
- 12:11Speaker 3: It's another clip, but it's dark brown.
- 12:13Speaker 1: We have a hat.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Exfoliator.
- 12:17Speaker 1: This is out the side.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I was wondering what it is.
- 12:19Speaker 3: It's a lemon container.
- 12:20Speaker 1: You cut your lemon and you put it in the container.
- 12:22Speaker 1: It's really dirty inside.
- 12:23Speaker 2: Does it smell like lemon? The steak.
- 12:30Speaker 3: Brownie in minutes. Delicious warm brownies baked by you.
- 12:33Speaker 1: I don't want to do that.
- 12:36Speaker 2: What's this? Oh, your little tiny tights. Why does this
- 12:40Speaker 2: make me think of salad fingers? I like rusty spoons.
- 12:47Speaker 3: For the cat lady in your life.
- 12:50Speaker 2: Wow, this is so early 2000s.
- 12:51Speaker 1: Damn. From the dollar store.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Two bucks. Eh.
- 12:55Speaker 1: PS5.
- 12:56Speaker 3: It's a skin for your PS5. No, I don't think
- 12:59Speaker 3: it's a PS5.
- 13:00Speaker 1: PS4.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Close the door. You ain't no more, you PS4. Get
- 13:06Speaker 3: out the door, because your mom is all... It's a
- 13:09Speaker 3: dog cup.
- 13:09Speaker 1: It's a cup of dogs. It's a cup with friendly
- 13:11Speaker 1: dogs on it. It's what I love. Gardeners know the
- 13:14Speaker 1: best dirt, and it's very smashed up.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Weird ad, but I get it. Some soother clips for Bubby.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Another remote to a TV I don't own. A camera cover.
- 13:23Speaker 3: A controller cover. I was going somewhere quite, quite freaking
- 13:27Speaker 3: strange with that one. It's a little strap. We have
- 13:32Speaker 3: some heat warmers. Socialite, Bjerg Kusi. Yoga class, do not disturb.
- 13:40Speaker 3: I hope your class went well, since you didn't have
- 13:42Speaker 3: your sign. We got more body good if someone was
- 13:45Speaker 3: heading to a rave and this shit did not get
- 13:48Speaker 3: there on time a pixar puzzle very used very Scratched
- 13:51Speaker 3: going in my purse for when I'm bored. Don't judge
- 13:54Speaker 3: me if you see me another fertility tester This is weird.
- 13:57Speaker 3: What are you trying to say to me a pop-up
- 13:59Speaker 3: cat water bowl?
- 14:00Speaker 1: I don't understand.
- 14:01Speaker 2: I don't think this is right probably shouldn't put that
- 14:04Speaker 2: on my face.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I did that I Dirty mug. What are you?
- 14:08Speaker 3: You look cute.
- 14:09Speaker 1: I thought it was a creature, but it's not. It's
- 14:12Speaker 1: just this.
- 14:13Speaker 2: We got a teabag holder.
- 14:15Speaker 3: Take your teabag out, put it on the teabag cup.
- 14:17Speaker 1: What is this? A teapot.
- 14:19Speaker 3: It's a little dirty, but it has a top and
- 14:22Speaker 3: it has a teabagger. And then last but not least, we.
- 14:26Speaker 2: Got a heavy gua sha.
- 14:29Speaker 1: That was my mystery box unboxing. It was exciting.
- 14:31Speaker 3: Was I hoping for some random people's stuff from their house? Yeah.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Did we find some sketchy stuff? Abso-freaking-lutely we did.
- 14:37Speaker 1: But it was a good time.
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- 14:40Speaker 2: if you didn't know.
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- 14:46Speaker 1: PDS Day. I love you guys.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Until next time, peace out. I'm gonna go get off
- 14:50Speaker 2: my ankle.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Bye. Also, I'm kind of blown that you guys don't
- 14:54Speaker 3: bully me for my double chin, so I'm gonna try
- 14:55Speaker 3: and do the whole video like this.
- 14:57Speaker 2: I haven't been bullied. I bully myself, okay?