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Laughs Unlimited _ Week 3 _ Joe Lowers _ World Series of Comedy · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Good to Know Sacramento, Laughs Unlimited Edition. I'm Jenny,
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  Speaker 1: of course, owner of Laughs Unlimited, and we are here
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  Speaker 1: today with Joe Lowers, founder, owner, CEO, World Series of Comedy. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: he is that goofy all the time. How are you doing, Joe?
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  Speaker 2: Good, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm staying in trouble, as always.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're ready to sack.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to think of what fun stories I
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  Speaker 1: have about Joe, but most of my fun stories about
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  Speaker 1: you are me making fun of you, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Those are still fun for other people.
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  Speaker 1: I think they're fun for you, too.
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  Speaker 2: Not so much me, but.
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  Speaker 3: Those are some of the best stories in the world, man.
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  Speaker 3: You guys ripped the crap out of me at the
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  Speaker 3: festival the one year. It was so much fun.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's why you roast audiences, because you
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  Speaker 1: have to make up for it somehow. You're like, they
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  Speaker 1: get me, I get you.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of how it is. People get me, the management, agents, bookers,
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  Speaker 2: club owners.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of comedians get me once they get to
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  Speaker 2: know me, then they start ripping.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know that your club is the first
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  Speaker 1: club that I did, like, I don't know, public speaking
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I remember we had a seminar and somebody, one
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  Speaker 3: of the agents manager, we do seminars at the main
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  Speaker 3: event and one of them didn't show up and you
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  Speaker 3: come in the room to watch. And I said, Jen,
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  Speaker 3: I need you on stage.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, no. And I go, the comics, there's
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  Speaker 2: a hundred comics here. They want to hear what you
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  Speaker 2: have to say. They want it. And she's like, I said,
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  Speaker 2: Jason will be up there with you and a couple
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  Speaker 2: other people. You'll be fine. And so we go up
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  Speaker 2: on stage and you just, you opened up so nice.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a flower on stage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because somebody picked on me and you're like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: can do that. I may not be able to talk
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  Speaker 2: about comedy, but I can pick on Joe. And it
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  Speaker 2: was an hour, hour roast on me and me.
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  Speaker 3: Comedians loved it and i think they got something out
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  Speaker 3: of it too but i.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know i love how you act like you asked
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  Speaker 1: me so nicely and that i had a choice i'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty sure that i was blackmailed at the time um
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  Speaker 1: because of an incident at laughs unlimited and you were
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  Speaker 1: like you remember that time that my employee got injured
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  Speaker 1: at your club you owe me and i was like
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  Speaker 1: i said this is what you want to To play
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  Speaker 1: that on? This is what you want me for? He goes, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you what the video, the name, what
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  Speaker 2: Dan has a video called, but the speaker fell. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: you didn't want to talk about it, but the speaker fell.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: He edited some amazing videos out of that. Like, my
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  Speaker 1: favorite is the Iron Man one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, most work I've ever seen him do.
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome. Well, I appreciate that it was fun.
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  Speaker 2: I stayed up all night and made videos. I can't
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  Speaker 2: get you to do this work for me, but you
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  Speaker 2: do this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe it's because he was concussed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he had no idea what he was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was so unbelievably nervous. I still talk
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  Speaker 1: about the fact that I had a.
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  Speaker 1: Back then, I talked about the importance of having business cards.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember a comic got up and handed me
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  Speaker 1: their business card. And the whole time that I was talking,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what I said in that seminar.
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  Speaker 1: But I had that comics business card in my hand
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  Speaker 1: and I just kept thinking, don't rip the business card.
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  Speaker 1: Don't rip the business card. Like just out of just
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  Speaker 1: out of nervousness. I was so like, just like, and
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  Speaker 1: then I don't know if you know what I did
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  Speaker 1: because I was I was fidgeting with it. So that's
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  Speaker 1: like in my mind the whole time. And what I
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  Speaker 1: did was I tore it like front to back. Like
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  Speaker 1: I separated it this way. I felt really.
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  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good skill. I, well.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it again. I've never tried it again.
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  Speaker 1: It was, but that was how much nervous energy there
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  Speaker 1: was in doing that. So I still don't love to
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  Speaker 1: public speak, but I've done definitely some more since then.
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  Speaker 1: And I get up there every time and just like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Yeah, it's great. I mean, the comics want to
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  Speaker 2: hear what you have to say. You have a lot
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  Speaker 2: of knowledge. You know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you've ever heard of imposter syndrome,
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  Speaker 1: but I will forever think that nobody wants to hear
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  Speaker 1: what I have to say.
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  Speaker 3: I like to hear comics talk, and they're like, Jen,
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  Speaker 3: she's hard to hear. I'm afraid to talk to her.
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  Speaker 3: They're always afraid, and I go, yeah, she's rough.
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  Speaker 1: And see, and here's the thing. No, no, no. It's
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  Speaker 1: not just you. Everyone perpetuates that. Every single person.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that, but I mean, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: that at all, but I mean, I just love to
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  Speaker 2: say it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Even like JC at my own club, the bartender,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he'll yeah. Yeah. Don't talk to her. She,
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't like to talk. I'm way nicer than everybody
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  Speaker 1: has made people think I am, but. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't dispel the rumors either. I still allow them to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I just laugh. Because here's the thing. When a comic's
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  Speaker 1: ready to talk to me, then it's their time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: After the speaker fell on Dan's head, you probably don't
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  Speaker 3: even remember this, but I come over to you then,
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  Speaker 3: and you're like.
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  Speaker 2: I need a hug.
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha!
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  Speaker 2: And I was like.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably, it was probably true. I mean, that was
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  Speaker 1: probably the most traumatic thing that I've had to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Like it was insane.
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  Speaker 1: It was, it was so insane.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'll try to have Dan send a video. Maybe Carlos
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  Speaker 3: can throw it in here while we're talking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Where the speaker falls on. I, like I said, I
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  Speaker 1: love the, I love the Ironman one. It's the best one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think a lot of those got pulled off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, did they?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they took a ton of them down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, probably copyright and whatever. At the time, it was whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But Wild Wild West back then, you could put what
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  Speaker 1: you want. What do you mean? What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: I can't use that music?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When we stream the shows, like at your club this week,
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  Speaker 3: we're afraid to even have royalty-free music because they pulled
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  Speaker 3: that off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's the business that we work in. And that's not
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  Speaker 1: even the craziest things, right? That's just the business crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Then there's the crazy, crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there's lots of crazy, crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing?
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  Speaker 2: Yep. This is our 17th year with the World Series.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's a lot. And how long have I
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  Speaker 1: been working with you guys? Because I know it took
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  Speaker 1: you years to get in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it did.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm not easy to work with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, I think it was right after you got
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  Speaker 2: the club, right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I've had the club for 16 years now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no. Yes. I know it was, you've had it
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  Speaker 2: for a while.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think you were doing it for a few
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  Speaker 1: years before I, before I finally gave in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I could look back and see that. Actually, that's
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  Speaker 2: an interesting thing.
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  Speaker 3: I will look back to see, but I, cause I
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  Speaker 3: keep thinking it's like seven, but it's, I bet you
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  Speaker 3: it's like 10.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I bet you I'm wrong. I bet you we've
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  Speaker 2: been coming to the club for 10 years.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of when I, when I hurt
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  Speaker 1: my ankle. Cause remember you, uh, you, you brought your
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  Speaker 1: mom's scooter for me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Scooting around the hotel that we're scooting around Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: And your mom, she just had to lay on a
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  Speaker 3: couch the whole week while you went around.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, sacrifices need to be made.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny because she wasn't using it anymore at
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  Speaker 2: that point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you're coming to town for the main event. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I have a scooter you can use.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, why do you have a scooter in your car? Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'll bring it down.
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  Speaker 1: I really should learn just to not ask questions because,
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  Speaker 1: of course, you have a scooter. Why wouldn't you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll get.
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  Speaker 1: You a scooter. Yeah, Joe's like the plug for the
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  Speaker 1: randomest things, you know. Oh, you need something weird? I
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  Speaker 1: have that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had a lot of weird crap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. So you said you've expanded now to 12
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  Speaker 1: satellites plus the main event in Vegas. Yep. That's very impressive.
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  Speaker 1: And what time period do you do this? Is it
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  Speaker 1: March through September?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we started last week in Vegas. So our first
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  Speaker 3: satellite was at the end of.
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  Speaker 2: September. I mean, man, I'm way off. End of February.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And then we go February to July. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: And then I take the second half of July, all
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  Speaker 3: of August to get ready for the main event in September.
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  Speaker 1: Nice. Nice. That's a, that's a long run. That's a,
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  Speaker 1: and I mean, is it, is it 12 different States?
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  Speaker 1: Is it. Yep. Yeah. That's awesome. Very cool. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We travel 12 different, uh, comedy clubs around the country.
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  Speaker 3: It's all on the website. I probably should have them
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  Speaker 3: to list, but I don't remember, but it's okay. This
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  Speaker 3: is our second one. And, uh, The fourth one is
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  Speaker 3: already closed. That's what I'm working on right now. Like
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  Speaker 3: I try to tell the guys who work with the
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  Speaker 3: festival and work with me and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, they're like, they'll start talking about this satellite.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, I'm already on. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I know people ask me who's at the club
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. I'm like, I don't know. Like I'm working
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  Speaker 1: on promotions, you know, six weeks out.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have anything to do for this weekend until
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  Speaker 1: the comic shows up. So I'm not, I'm not thinking
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  Speaker 1: about that until they get here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't even realize that it was world series
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  Speaker 1: until like last week. And I was like, Oh, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: world series is next week.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited to come back the last couple of years.
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  Speaker 3: We've done it at a different month and I was
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  Speaker 3: on the East coast. So this time it worked out.
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  Speaker 2: You wanted to do this week, which was great.
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  Speaker 3: Cause now I can, I just stayed in Vegas a
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  Speaker 3: couple extra days and I'm flying up today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so I just have to work it out so
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  Speaker 1: that you're back on the East Coast if I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you to come back next year.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: Now I know. Perfect. Perfect. So let's look at those dates.
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  Speaker 2: When I'm on the West Coast and you're like, she
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  Speaker 2: keeps booking different weeks.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a crapshoot. Will Joe be there or not?
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  Speaker 1: I just figured you were tired of being roasted. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I give you the red light. I put pictures up
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  Speaker 1: behind you. I mean, I got to find something new
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  Speaker 1: to do all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You have fun though with it, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I enjoy roasting you.
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  Speaker 2: You are having a good time. Yeah. Who cares about
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  Speaker 2: my feelings?
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  Speaker 1: No, nobody cares about your feelings. You're a comic. Do
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  Speaker 1: you have feelings? Who knew? I think the comics enjoy
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  Speaker 1: it too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the comics, because I abuse the crap out
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  Speaker 3: of everybody and constantly being a smartass. And when they see,
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  Speaker 3: I even tell the guys who work for me, I go,
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  Speaker 3: if you want to get on Jenny's good side, say
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  Speaker 3: something smart about me in front of her and she'll
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  Speaker 3: love it. She don't care about how you do on stage.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I do care how you do on stage,
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  Speaker 1: but to talk to me more when you're off stage, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Some sarcasm about Joe, always a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Works. Always works.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. So we have some trivia here. Are you prepared?
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a hodgepodge of things. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to find out what you know. You never know what
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be shocked.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to have a scoreboard and everything. So, and
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  Speaker 1: it's not me against you.
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  Speaker 2: It's just, are you answering too? Or do you know?
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  Speaker 1: No, I know that. I know the answers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, just missed or. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 2: Well, first off, do I get any, I need some,
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  Speaker 2: do I get any guesses before I say lock in
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  Speaker 2: my answer?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. You can, you can talk it out.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to try to read me like poker
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  Speaker 1: to see if I give you the right answer, if
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  Speaker 1: I have a tell?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Are these multiple choices too? No.
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  Speaker 1: No. Just one answer.
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  Speaker 3: You know why most people are comics, right?
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  Speaker 2: Why? Because they didn't do well in school.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I was going to say because they don't like work,
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  Speaker 1: but then they find out how much work being a
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  Speaker 1: comic is.
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  Speaker 2: It's just crazy the work.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of comics that could be huge if
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  Speaker 3: they would just put a small smidgen of work in.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still not getting booked. It's hard to find somebody
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  Speaker 1: that has the talent and the work ethic. All right.
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  Speaker 1: How many Oscars has Martin Scorsese won? 100%, I guess. Six.
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  Speaker 2: Six. 100% incorrect. Cool.
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  Speaker 1: Only one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have no idea that one. I couldn't even,
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  Speaker 2: if he walked in here, I wouldn't even know what
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  Speaker 2: he looked like.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know it either.
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  Speaker 2: And I would be wondering why he's in my hotel room.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you and why are you?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, look at my Oscar. You'd be like, is
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  Speaker 1: that what you call him? Yeah. Weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dick joke. Bye, Jenny, everybody. Dick joke.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: All right. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Name one. One. You only have to name one out
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  Speaker 1: of three lines of defense in the immune system.
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  Speaker 2: Lines of defense and immune immune system in the.
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  Speaker 1: Immune system in your body. Name one of three.
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  Speaker 2: I man, I feel like you're this is going to
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  Speaker 2: make me look dumb. I have no idea. I had
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  Speaker 2: to think about it more.
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  Speaker 3: Like if you, if this podcast went on for two
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  Speaker 3: or three hours, maybe I'll take my phone on immune system.
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  Speaker 1: What, what helps you fight infection?
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  Speaker 2: What helps you fight? I'm, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Okay. I only know this because I'm so
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  Speaker 1: familiar with infections.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You get hospitalized a few times and you.
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  Speaker 2: Your blood probably helps you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: We'll give you that one. It's white blood cells.
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  Speaker 2: Your blood would probably help you. Your lungs would probably
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  Speaker 2: help you.
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  Speaker 1: They help you live, for sure. I don't think they
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  Speaker 1: fight your immune system. Probably your liver. I know you're
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: just picking body parts. The antibodies. Antibodies. And your skin. Oh, okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of important.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Next one's a geography one.
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  Speaker 2: I might get this one. I'm pretty good with it. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Where is Machu Picchu located?
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  Speaker 2: Jesus. What the fuck? Who writes these questions?
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  Speaker 1: Who makes these?
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  Speaker 2: That's not even a place, is it? Did you all
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  Speaker 2: get together? Joe might get some of these, so let's
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  Speaker 2: just try to come up with some shit that there's
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  Speaker 2: no chance in hell that Joe can get. I got one,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, pure luck in you being nice to me.
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  Speaker 2: You just came nice.
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  Speaker 1: To me and gave me the blood.
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  Speaker 2: They all hope that I'll give you the blood. It's
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  Speaker 2: not in the right answer, but you give it to me.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Where the hell is this country? What is it?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Is it a country? Is it a river? A lake?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: It's a mountain. Isn't it a mountain? Yeah.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Not some of the other ones. This is the one
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: mountain range that some guy in some little town named.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say Columbia.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It's in Peru. All right.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: That was close.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: All right all right how about cartoons cartoons.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know cartoons either but go ahead.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Geez okay joe joe what do you know.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Questions about the world series.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Oh well that would be any fun and i probably
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: don't know the answer to that either we probably have
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: to call jason all right who plays the piano in
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: the muppets.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: This is going to be a great video. Just watching.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: It's going to be me watching me laugh until I cry.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Animal plays the drums.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, see, you got that. That's close.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Animal plays the drums. I don't know who plays the beaker.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: None of the old guys up in.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: The I feel like we're the old guys right now. Yeah,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, man.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I just have a feeling when I'm up on stage
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: at the end of the shows this week, you're going
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: to be posting these answers.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to post a clip. Here's another one
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Joe didn't know. Okay. It's the dog, Ralph.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's it.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you knew that the whole time.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I got up. I got out of bed for this.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: You said 11. You said, let's do this podcast at 11.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, well, you know what? I got to
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: check out. I'll take a shower. I'll try to look presentable.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, look, it says on the screen,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: missed three.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Is that Carlos doing that? Marking them in?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Carlos is an ass.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, just wait till I tell you who made the
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: questions up. Also Carlos. Okay.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Are you ready?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: No.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: What temperature does water freeze at?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: 32 degrees.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yes. What? Without hesitation, you guys. He got one and
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: it's legit.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: The other ones were not legit.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. What is Edward Norton's character's name in Fight Club?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: No idea.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know this one either.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I watch shows all the time.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: My wife and I will be watching a show and
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: she'll be like, say she'll say the character's name.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: We're talking about it. And I go, who's that? She's like,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: that's the main character. That's their name.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, Well, this one's kind of a trick
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: question because he didn't have a name. He was just narrator. Yep.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I knew that. That's why I said.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Right. Right. Have you ever seen my club?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Are you coming to any of the shows to hang
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: out so maybe I can smack you around a little bit? No,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I was on the road.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: I haven't because you were here when I was gone.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: And then and I'll be in I'll be at laughs
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: when you guys right when you guys leave like a
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: week after.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wonder if I'll be in the city though.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: That'd be good.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, by the way, hold on. Uh, uh,
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: 2017 is the first time you did the world series.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, see, look at there.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Almost 10 years.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: We got Google. We got Google over here helping out. Um,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: what is Edward Norton's? Oh no, you already said that one.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: You got this one. Okay, Joe, I've got faith in you.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: You got this. What is the capital of California?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Sacramento.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, if you get this wrong.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You know what's funny is you have to learn all
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: the capitals when you're a kid.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: And I never did great in school. But my dad
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: taught me all the capitals.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I go in and I get 100% on this. I
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: scored and I did the best. And I was done.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: And then they thought you cheated.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: No, I was done really fast. And the teacher's like,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: did you cheat?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: And I said, no. And she goes, well, how do
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: you know all these? And I said, my dad taught me, uh,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: like Tallahassee, Florida is to towel your ass in Florida.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Kansas is to peak a Kansas.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: So he had one for every one of them. I
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: can't remember what the California one was, but I, uh,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I knew them all and I did them really fast.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. My mom used to do the same thing.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: She taught us all the capitals. We would be driving
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: cross country because we moved military kid and we were
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: driving cross country to the new station and she taught
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: us the capitals and then she would quiz us on them. Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Over and over and over again. Yeah. All right. You're
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: definitely not going to get this one. We could definitely
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: skip this one.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: No, bring it on.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: What was the name of Outkast's first album?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Outkast's first album.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Do you know who Outkast is?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I do know who Outkast is.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, just making sure.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: But I have no idea. Probably maybe self-titled Outkast.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: No, but that's not a bad try. It's Southern Playalistic
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Cadillac Music.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you for sure would have got that one.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my second guess, but I didn't know
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: if I had two guesses.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right, right. Of course, of course. All right,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: all right. How about sports?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Sports?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I mean. How many championships does Michael Jordan have?
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, let's pick the one sport that I don't
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: watch at all. Let's not talk about hockey or football.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's a good chance I'd mess up the
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: hockey or the football question, too.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: But there's a really good chance I might actually know
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: something about that. But let's go with basketball. Let's go
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: with that one.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Let's say he has three. Three times two. Those are
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: my two numbers.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, do you want, what's your second guess?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Six.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's it. That's it. Yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got it.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on the second try. We'll give it to you, though,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: because you need the points.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: This is fun.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: What is riding on this?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Is our gig next year with the World Series riding
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: on these questions?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: This is it. you have to get five or more
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: right so you got you down.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: To the last one that's what you should tell comics
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: when you get them on here your next booking.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Depends on your answers here okay um this is final
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: jeopardy now kind of situation do you want to wager
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: any of your.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Points hell no i.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Mean no Okay. All right. We're back to movies.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Wait, I can move. I can wager all my points.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And then I get eight or nothing.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: And the categories movies, something I know next to nothing about.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. That's wager.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: All four.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I'm in Vegas.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: You're so funny. All right. And back to the future.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: What year did Marty McFly go to?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I think it's like 2021, but maybe 2020.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You know, he went back. Oh, back. Back.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I thought it was the one where he went forward.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: No, back. The original one. It's probably close to your
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: birth year.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking. 65 or 64, but I think
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: it's 64.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: No, it's a decade before that. It was 1955. Wow,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: that hurt. I said close. I didn't say it was
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: your birthday.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Well, close is even close. The fact that you think
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: it was possibly in the 50s. Man, you know what's
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: so great about this whole thing is this is all
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: being filmed while I'm in Vegas and I got to
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: get on a plane now, later today, and fly... to
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Sacramento to face you face to face.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Shit the bed on this.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Forget clipping this up. We're just not, we're not even
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: going to let you go up at the end of
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the show. We're just going to show this part. Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Just be like, here you guys.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: And then maybe you can put the winner's names up
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: before I say I'm.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Like, yes, yes, yes. I'm going to try to, I
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: like to, I like to take the wind out of
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: your sails as often as possible.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Got upset and walked out of the room. I hadn't
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: even said the names yet.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: And you put him.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: On the screen and he got mad. I'm like, why
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: is he storming out?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: He was a poor sport. Clearly. It was my fault.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Why is the guy storming out? Jen already told him
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: he lost.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was already tired of Joe's set. So
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, I know how to end it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I'll get everybody to leave.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: So I guess if you want to come see this
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: stupid dumbass at the club.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, technically they only have to see you
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: for the last, you know, 10 minutes, but we've got
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: some other comics. That'll be great. 40 of them, right?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Yep. 40 of them coming in all around.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Starting tomorrow night, March 4th, we'll be there all
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: the way through the weekend.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: And then I fly home on the 8th and my
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: wedding anniversary.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice. How long?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I think 34 years. I don't even know that. If
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: that was a trivia question, I probably would have got
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: it wrong too.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell her, too. I'm going to let
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: her know. She don't care. She's like, the only reason
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: it's been this long is because he leaves.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yep, 100%.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: It's nice when he comes back, but I can't wait
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: for him to leave.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: She's like, don't you have somewhere to go? Right?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: What do you mean it's July and August and you
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: don't have any satellites? I'll be home all July. Well,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you doing this for us. Yeah, I don't.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not happy.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you so we can laugh
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: some more. By we laugh some more, I mean I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: laugh some more.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate trivia.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your staff will laugh some more, too. They'll love that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's going to love it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I'll make sure that I send the link out
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: so they can all go take a look at it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and... I'll share it as stupid as I am.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I think you, you're definitely attention is all attention is
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: good attention, even negative attention kind of person.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: So I don't care.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, so funny. Well, thank you again. Thanks for taking
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the time. No problem. I'll see you tomorrow.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Hopefully my dumb ass can get on a plane and
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: make it there.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Let's hope. All right. Bye-bye. We are. We are.