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The Fifth Hour: "Limos & Drugs" Mail Bag · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Kutbooms.
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  Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
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  Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
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  Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
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  Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
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  Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of
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  Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
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  Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now in.
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  Speaker 1: The air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Maller
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  Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio. As we settle in here to
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  Speaker 1: a glorious, wonderful kind of a Sunday. It's a mailbag
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  Speaker 1: kind of a Sunday, and it's an ice cream You scream,
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  Speaker 1: We all scream for ice cream. It's National ice Cream
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  Speaker 1: Day today, Danny, so make sure to eat ice cream
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  Speaker 1: at some point today.
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  Speaker 3: Got to celebrate. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's one scoop
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  Speaker 3: of Rocky Road for me.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. One scoop. Come on, man, you gotta live
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit now. Ice cream. We can thank
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  Speaker 1: the Persians who invented kind of an ice cream. It
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  Speaker 1: was a recipe for the Royal family in four hundred BC.
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  Speaker 1: They made it from saffron, ice, rose water, and some
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  Speaker 1: fruit and they mixed all that together and that was
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  Speaker 1: kind of an ice cream. And then over the years,
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  Speaker 1: obviously it has evolved in now we have ice cream everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: anything is possible, and any kind of ice cream you
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  Speaker 1: could possibly want, and so the way to go. So
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  Speaker 1: it's a National ice Cream Day. Forty percent of Americans
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  Speaker 1: have eaten an entire pint of ice cream. That's four
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  Speaker 1: servings supposed to be eaten by four different people, and
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  Speaker 1: forty percent of people have done that by themselves.
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  Speaker 3: You were saying, just one scoop, Yeah, because anything more
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  Speaker 3: than that ice cream makes me feel sick to my stomach.
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  Speaker 3: I love it in a small dose, but eating too
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  Speaker 3: much ice cream puts you into a coma.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have that problem. I'm a too scoop
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  Speaker 1: guy in a waffle cone. I'm a two scoop guy
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  Speaker 1: in a waffle cone. I normally go my default flavors
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  Speaker 1: are cookie dough strawberry. Normally those are mine, but I've
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  Speaker 1: been going more exotic, more exotic recently. You know, I'll
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  Speaker 1: have some.
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  Speaker 3: Strawberry is underrated, especially when it's a shake. I love
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  Speaker 3: strawberry shakes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, properly made strawberries outstanding. So and I'm not lactose intolerant,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't have to worry about that. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't eat ice cream when I'm sad. Some people eat
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  Speaker 1: ice cream when they're sad, right, they do that. And
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  Speaker 1: people were depressed, they had plans and the plans got canceled,
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  Speaker 1: they'll eat They'll end up eating ice cream. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't really do that. I'm actually happy when my plans
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  Speaker 1: are canceled and whatnot. But we're gonna get to the mailbag.
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  Speaker 1: But I wanted to start because this is the biggest
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  Speaker 1: day of the summer on the Overnight show. It's the
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  Speaker 1: Mallard Palooza. And this we paid a lot of money, Danny.
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  Speaker 1: We spared no expense. This podcast normally has no budget
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  Speaker 1: the fifth hour. However, we now have enough money to
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  Speaker 1: get the exclusive pregame rights for the twenty twenty five
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  Speaker 1: Mallar Paloosa, which is tonight, the greatest night of the
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  Speaker 1: summer in overnight sports radio. It's going to be amazing.
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  Speaker 1: So the Ben Malor Show, which on this night, we
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  Speaker 1: have a little bit of everything right now. We normally
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  Speaker 1: have some people that are unhinged We have people that
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  Speaker 1: are brilliant, we have people you know somewhere in between,
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  Speaker 1: but nothing we do can compare to the malor palooza.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight it is green light go. The flag is up.
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  Speaker 1: And what exactly for those that have not heard the
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  Speaker 1: Mallard Paloosa, because there are new people. If you're new
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  Speaker 1: to this part of town, you're new to the village.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine if you took the Gong Show and you filtered
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  Speaker 1: it through late night sports talk delirium and then added
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  Speaker 1: just a little dash, no more than a dash of
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  Speaker 1: America's got no talent, that's a spinoff show. And you
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  Speaker 1: put that all in there and let that simmer on
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  Speaker 1: a crock pot all weekend long, and mix in some
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  Speaker 1: radio lunacy and there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Put some cocaine back into Coca Cola and everyone has
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  Speaker 3: a drink of that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the original way to go. I saw Trump wants
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  Speaker 1: to get that Mexican coke in America, but they got
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  Speaker 1: to put the original coke, as you said, Danny, in Georgia.
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  Speaker 1: When they put that, you know that white powder in there?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: And where are the white women at the matth of Plosa?
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  Speaker 1: Is a wonderfully weird circus, and I will be the ringleader.
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  Speaker 1: I will also be the judge. I am the moral
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  Speaker 1: center of the malord militia that doesn't really believe in morals,
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  Speaker 1: so I will be there. I will be the judge,
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  Speaker 1: the middle medieval executioner, the whole thing. So I will listen.
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  Speaker 1: My plan is to listen very patiently. I will NodD
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  Speaker 1: along as you get on the air tonight and you sing.
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  Speaker 1: You know, somebody's gonna get up there and sing an
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  Speaker 1: off key version of I have the Tiger on a ukulele,
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  Speaker 1: mark the full name. Guys back, he's got his harmonica out,
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  Speaker 1: and I will listen. I will then eviscerate most of
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  Speaker 1: the acts like they were jose Albouve of the cheating Astros. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the plan is to be fair. However, it's a radio,
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  Speaker 1: so we have to be entertaining. We you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be fair, but I gotta be entertaining, and it
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  Speaker 1: has to be somewhat memorable. So if you're gonna bomb,
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  Speaker 1: at least do it with conviction, take pride in it.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have stand up comedy performed into a vacuum.
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  Speaker 1: No laughter, no clapping, just a voice, telling knock knock
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  Speaker 1: jokes or telling jokes. Did you hear the one about
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick taking his girlfriend to dinner? Yeah, chuck e
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  Speaker 1: cheese is not that cheap anymore, you know, Bump bump.
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  Speaker 1: So there will be animal impersonations, animal impressments, which are
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  Speaker 1: so gonna be so good you're gonna think you're at
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  Speaker 1: the San Diego Zoo. We're gonna get stupid human tricks,
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  Speaker 1: which is pretty much all of this is stupid human tricks.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, some kind of regrettable decision, like somebody's
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  Speaker 1: probably dared. I'm gonna call up the Malor Show on
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  Speaker 1: six hundred radio stations. That's right. Remember that guy, that's
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  Speaker 1: a guy from Georgia. Remember that it was a farm
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  Speaker 1: of him. Yes, and he only called up that one time.
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  Speaker 1: I think he called one other time. That's it, and
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  Speaker 1: he was really good. But willis Andre from the Commonwealth's
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  Speaker 1: beloved dog who will likely steal the show and also
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  Speaker 1: urinate on the show at the same time. So we'll
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  Speaker 1: have that and it's gonna be great, Mallatplus, it's not
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  Speaker 1: just a talent show. It's a test of endurance and
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  Speaker 1: for those that are brave enough to participate tonight. We
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  Speaker 1: thank you for those of you that are planning on
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  Speaker 1: just listening and he's dropping in. It is a it's
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  Speaker 1: not just a town show. It's a talent show design
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  Speaker 1: for people who are not particularly interested in being talented.
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  Speaker 1: So we're not there to coddle your feelings or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that, and we're not really there to give constructive feedback.
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  Speaker 1: We're not a real entertainment show in that regard, and
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  Speaker 1: we're there to crown a winner and pretty much burn
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  Speaker 1: everyone else to the ground. And it's not the voice
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  Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's, if anything, is the voice
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  Speaker 1: in your head at two thirty in the morning. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to impersonate a zebra on national radio,
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  Speaker 1: more power to you. But I've noticed over the years, Danny,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of these acts are imagining your uncle singing
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  Speaker 1: karaoke on three Medello tall Boys, right just out there,
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  Speaker 1: just going for it. And uh, you know, it's not
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  Speaker 1: a corporate thing, and you know the corporate people are
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  Speaker 1: all sleeping and all that, and we'll just like all
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  Speaker 1: other Malapaluza events, it's going to be unfiltered, and it's
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  Speaker 1: amateur hour. It's not not professional.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I enjoy how the talent covers all bases.
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  Speaker 3: You can go from a guy who belches a song
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  Speaker 3: to a famous pianist who you know, yeah, who plays
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  Speaker 3: something amazing. I've heard a lot of things that are
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  Speaker 3: on the level of a blue collar dude all the
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  Speaker 3: way up to you know, a guy who tours the world.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we had last year Pam from Seattle, who's a
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  Speaker 1: friend of Vincanter. Pam is a classically trained musician who
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  Speaker 1: was amazing, and like, what are you doing here, You're
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  Speaker 1: ruining the whole bit. It's supposed to be the guy
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  Speaker 1: from Syracuse who's rhythmically farting one of the great acts.
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  Speaker 1: We had a couple of legendary acts. We had the
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  Speaker 1: Boston burper who would burp out words, say well, burp
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  Speaker 1: and talk at the same time. And we had the
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  Speaker 1: guy from Iowa that would squeal songs like a pig.
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  Speaker 1: Always great, always great. So we're excited about it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if the act is good. What matters
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  Speaker 1: is that the act happened. It's not art exactly, but
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  Speaker 1: it feels kind of like art, and that's all we need.
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  Speaker 1: And we're very happy about that. And so we thank
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  Speaker 1: those that are doing it. It's not easy to do.
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  Speaker 1: You're on a big platform and you're doing it, and
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  Speaker 1: if it goes well and you'll win, you can tell people.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't win, you don't have to worry
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  Speaker 1: about it. No one heard it, so you're all good.
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  Speaker 1: And there is that, but there it is. The Malard Palooza. Tonight,
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  Speaker 1: one night, only four hours is going to set a
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  Speaker 1: record for downloads during the summer months on the show.
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  Speaker 1: It's right up there with the Benny Awards, which is
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  Speaker 1: the biggest night in overnight sports radio. But for the summer,
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  Speaker 1: this is it. This is absolutely it. So we're looking
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  Speaker 1: forward to that. To me a lot of fun. And
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  Speaker 1: before I forget Dan, I did want to thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I got several messages this week from people saying, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize you stay it at hotels that have bedbugs.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea like hotels with bedbugs. So I guess, Danny,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that are listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Dan Patrick Show and heard you crack the mics and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I woke up and I'm like, what
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  Speaker 1: the what the freaking.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say you had bed bugs. I said, you
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  Speaker 3: think bed bugs are a myth, that you know it's
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  Speaker 3: overstated that cheaper hotels have them. That's what I said.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well what I told you. I said, I'd check.
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  Speaker 1: I stay at cheaper hotels, which I'm fine with because
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  Speaker 1: the whole point of traveling is not to sit in
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  Speaker 1: your hotel room, is to go out and do stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll check. I'm not gonna stay. There's ways you
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  Speaker 1: can see if they're bedbugs. You look, you pick the
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  Speaker 1: pillows up, you look under the sheets.
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  Speaker 3: As we were roasting Rob Parker because he had a
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  Speaker 3: great post on Instagram this past week, he was traveling
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  Speaker 3: after the All Star Game back to la and he
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  Speaker 3: went to a grocery store the night before his flight
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  Speaker 3: back home, picked up two reduced price sandwiches. One was
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  Speaker 3: a some gouda something in the other was a mayonnaise
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  Speaker 3: based chicken salad sandwich. And He's like, these would have
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  Speaker 3: been eighteen dollars at the airport. I got him for
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  Speaker 3: two dollars and seventy cents. And we're saying, no, there's
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  Speaker 3: some things to be frugal with, not mayonnaise based sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: Though No, I saw that too, I said Rob. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, even if you did that, why would you
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  Speaker 1: celebrate it? Why would you post it? You know, like,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing? I take it the
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  Speaker 1: chicken salad sandwich. You might as well drive right to
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  Speaker 1: the emergency room and have your stomach pumped, all right, Like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in CNAR, they were like, well, the grocery store
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  Speaker 3: wildn't sell it if it's bad, And I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: but he has a long uber ride to the airport,
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  Speaker 3: probably hot in the car, let's be honest. And then
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  Speaker 3: the terminals in most of Atlanta's airport, half of the
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  Speaker 3: place there that I was walking through, I had to
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  Speaker 3: like sit in one section and wait for my flight
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  Speaker 3: to board so I could actually feel some ac Could
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  Speaker 3: you imagine that mayonnaise danwich just rotting in his bag
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  Speaker 3: that whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Or rotting in his stomach. And then the other thing
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  Speaker 1: is he's flyes Spirit Airlines and you have to pay
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  Speaker 1: like seventy five dollars to use the bathroom on a
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  Speaker 1: Spirit floor plate, even if.
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  Speaker 3: It's one hundred and twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: If you take a dump, oh yeah, forget it. If
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  Speaker 1: you take a dump, I mean that's a that's a
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  Speaker 1: toxic spill. They might they might bring the whole plane down.
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  Speaker 1: So that is that is insan like, I'm all for
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  Speaker 1: saving bug, but you can save even more money if
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  Speaker 1: you just fast. You don't have to, you know, don't
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  Speaker 1: need that. Whatever, my god, what are you doing so well?
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  Speaker 3: They couldn't do a segment on the Dan Patrick Show
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  Speaker 3: about co workers who like to save money without me
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  Speaker 3: giving you an honorable mention.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I was like, I was trying to.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what what happened? Like? Why are all
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  Speaker 1: these people messaging me? I didn't do anything. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: really been anywhere recently where I've stayed at a cheap
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  Speaker 1: hotel or anything like that. It's like, anyway, well, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for the shout out, Dan, I do appreciate that. And
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  Speaker 1: let's get the mail bag, mail bag, mail bag.
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  Speaker 3: It's a big.
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  Speaker 1: Mail bag. Thank you very much, ohio al. First up
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  Speaker 1: is Scott from Clearwater, Florida. He says, uh, if a
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  Speaker 1: traditional heart shape is not that of an actual heart,
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  Speaker 1: what it actually looks like? Where did the heart shape
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  Speaker 1: or phrase heart shaped originate? Why did someone and eventually
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  Speaker 1: all of society thing of heart looks like that? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So I did some digging on this Scott in Clearwater, Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the podcast. God Bless you.
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  Speaker 1: So the earliest known heart like shape, they believe it
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  Speaker 1: it came from the seed pod. It's a now extinct plant,
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  Speaker 1: but it was used by the Romans and the ancient Greeks.
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  Speaker 1: And the great thing about this is it was used
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  Speaker 1: as an aphrodisiac, like a contraceptive. It was an early viagra.
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  Speaker 1: This plant, the seed pod, was like early viagra, and
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  Speaker 1: it's part of the Greek mythology and all that, but
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  Speaker 1: it's like it was a legitimate thing, the seed pod,
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  Speaker 1: and it resembled the modern what we consider today to
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  Speaker 1: be the modern heart shape, even though your real heart
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  Speaker 1: does not look like that. They claim those that have
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  Speaker 1: studied it that medieval artistic influence also played a role.
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  Speaker 1: That they took what they did in ancient Greece and
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  Speaker 1: the Romans, and then they added to that. They kind
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  Speaker 1: of copied it and added to it. But there were
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  Speaker 1: depictions of the sacred Heart of Jesus starting around the
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  Speaker 1: eleventeenth century, and it's just kind of it's continued ever
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  Speaker 1: since then, and so it goes way way back. You're
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  Speaker 1: talking about it started because of a plant and no
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  Speaker 1: longer exists. With the Romans, and then by late Middle
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  Speaker 1: Ages the heart shape had been used in literature and
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  Speaker 1: romantic love. In the thirteenth century there were French manuscripts
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  Speaker 1: that included as well. So you can think, as it
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  Speaker 1: turns out, scott and Clearwater, you can think a plant
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  Speaker 1: that is now extinct that they used to make whoopee
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  Speaker 1: back in the you know, the early days, back then.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go. Next up on the mailbag is
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  Speaker 1: Reggie in Motown. Reggie and Detroit writes in says, Hey, guys,
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  Speaker 1: excited for the mal or poloosa Tonight, Ben which kind
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  Speaker 1: of judge are you going to be? Well, you'll have
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  Speaker 1: to find out. Reggie, tune in tonight eleven PM West.
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  Speaker 1: Two Am. I think of myself two am in the East.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I think of myself kind of like Simon Cowell meets
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  Speaker 1: the East German judge.
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  Speaker 3: Does anyway, I don't know, sure, Yeah, you aren't very
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  Speaker 3: easy to impress.
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  Speaker 1: Well you get the East German judge. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that anyone younger in the demo gets it. But that
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: goes back to the seventies and the eighties, right, It
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: wasn't The story was the East German Judge would would
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  Speaker 1: only give high scores to communist countries.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Isn't still a pop culture reference of the Russian Judge?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the Russian Judge too, but the always said
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  Speaker 1: the East German Judge was the one that was tougher
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  Speaker 1: on any Western country and would would mark down people
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  Speaker 1: if they were not from a communist country, you get
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  Speaker 1: a lower score. So no, I'm gonna listening, and I
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  Speaker 1: will give my disclaimer. It's not easy to perform Reggie
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  Speaker 1: at the Mallard Palooza, and it's different now. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Eddie's not with the show anymore, and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what kind of judge Lorraina is gonna be. And Coop
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  Speaker 1: will be there, so we'll see Alf from he says
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  Speaker 1: from the Mallard Paloza. Red carpet says, greetings, gentlemen, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: any chance that someone in the studio tonight will have
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: an itchy trigger trigger finger on the gong during the
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: talent show just enough to allow time for the usual bits,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: the who am I? The instant trivia, the Malar Riddle.
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  Speaker 1: Alf says, I just feel like I'd be stealing money
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  Speaker 1: from Fox Sports radio, because those are the only bits
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  Speaker 1: I really get paid for being the all time lost
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  Speaker 1: king in all those bits, ain't easy, signed Alf the
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Alien Opotter. Well, if we are not planning on having
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the who am I? The instant trivia or the Mallard
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Riddle of the Day on the show because of the timing,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna I am gonna do some Mallor monologues.
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  Speaker 1: They'll be shorter Malar monologues to leave time for the acts.
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  Speaker 1: So it's it's gonna be a little bit of a
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  Speaker 1: different timing thing here. And what I'd like is for
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  Speaker 1: Alf and some of the other regulars to be judges.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get real time feedback from the people because I'll
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  Speaker 1: be judging, and we'll be judging in the studio in
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  Speaker 1: the Mallard plus. And then you guys can chime in
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: with a like a zinger, a good one liner, and
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: that'll keep the show.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Moving, so that won't take up any valuable airtime at all.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you getting a call from New York
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: so you can report it back to the field.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yea, I know it'll be boots on the ground.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Boots on the ground, So I'm all for it. Ferg
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Dog and Fullerton writes and says, hey, Ben and Danny
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: g as Ben knows, I am a huge fan of
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: bumper music. I look forward to the bumpers on his
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: show every night.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Ferg says, that's right. I am undefeated with bumper music.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: You killed it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: I am the reigning champion of bumper music on the
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Ben Mallers Show.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Your nickname is bumper g Yeah or firsts as they
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: set the tone bumper music for every segment. Would it
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: be possible for the fifth hour to have bumper music
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: as well? Or does that not work on a podcast?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even mind if you could only play music
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: that's in the public domain. What do you think? Also,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: in honor of the Big Dumpers home run derby Wynne,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: do you guys take any fiber supplements?
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Says Ferg Wow.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah. This is because Lorena played the Titanic
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: song Danny coming Back to Break and I snapped a
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: little bit. I said, you got to know the target
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: demo and that's not target demo and.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: She just played it for no reason. It didn't tie
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: into anything you were talking about.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I had mentioned I think I mentioned the Titanic
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I'd mentioned something during the monologue. It was just a
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: throwaway line. It wasn't to play the song I Got you.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like like a main thought of the topic.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I snapped because I get email from old
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: dudes who like I like, I want to hear fucking
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: a CDC, not Titanic exactly, like I don't know you
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: play those love songs and those chicks. Yeah, And I
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I played everything from Boston to Boogie Down productions, and.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, my rant Danny, I was like,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I don't. You're tuning into a.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: You're very You've always been very anti bumper music because
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: your theory is people don't tune in for the ged music.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: They tune in for me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Well, yes, just like if I was turning on Kiss FM,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say, boy, I really enjoyed that stop set
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: by the DJ.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: I mean not right, but ben with sports talk radio,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: really really well placed. Bumper music is like icing on
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: top of a beautifully baked cake. No, I hear you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I would rather than play the right song like sound
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: that to me, that's more important, like have any sound
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: to play. I would like to me, that's much more
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: important than music. But whatever, listen, so ferg Dog very
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: funny like that. And as far as fiber supplements, Danny, No,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I do do some. Like I've started eating more yogurt
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: because it's good for you. It's good for your digestive system.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I guess that that's about it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I take let's see, how about are you
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: on the new Genics. No, I don't like it too.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, uh.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Fiber you don't really need that, man, Just eat some
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: fruit and you know, have that as a regular part
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: of your diet. The one thing, speaking of blood flow,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: there are some good supplements that keeps the blood flowing,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: especially in your legs China. And then I also take
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: like clear lungs because we're in the smog in southern California.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I take two supplements that help, like, you know, keep
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: your chest clean and clear.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I took for a while. I have a really fed
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: up My right knee is kind of fed up old
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: football injury. Back in the day when I was start
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Polk High School. I heard my knees somewhere along the way.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: In fact, that funny thing is, I think this might
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: actually be from that media baseball game at Dodger Stadium
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: when I injured myself and ended up on the Channel
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: eleven news in LA that night.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: That explains your performance at Bakersfield.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: You don't you did that pitch was a strike, and
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I don't it it was a strike. There are more
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: ways than one to get a picture, to get a
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: hitter out with a different picture.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, those necros all look the same when they're pitching, all.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Right, Calm down, cowboy anyway, So I uh, I took
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that for a while. It helped the cartilage in my
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: knee for some reason, because my knee was locking up.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: But I stopped taking it and I haven't had any problems.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: So I'll take it again when my knee starts flaring up,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: and that'll be that. Tommy from Vegas writes in He says, Hey,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Ben and Danny, you guys work in these sports media business.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Do you think Shannon Sharp will now return to ESPN?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: He settled his lawsuit. I guess he paid off the
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: cuser this week. Danny. I, I don't think he's gonna return.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about it. I just had
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: heard some stuff that Disney Disney was not going to
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: be down for him to return so I don't know.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know if he's I think the way the
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: climate is, especially with the Joy Taylor stuff, if you
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: have any of that swirling around you, then these media
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: companies don't really want to be dealing with any of
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: that pr right now.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of money to Shannon Sharp, he
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: ends up he could have hated the woman off originally
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: and it would have kept the job.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: But I think he tried ben that was part of
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: the story.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, maybe.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: He attempted to and it didn't work out.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy, I would say, I don't think we'll see
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: him on ESPN again. And he's got his podcast that's
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I guess doing.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much he makes from that. Many
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: from Mesa writes in he says.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: His podcast almost has as many listeners as our wishes.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It was the fifth Hour. Manny from Masa says, do
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you think this will be turned into a Netflix special?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: He sent me a story here. Danny says a Virgin
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Atlantic forced to respond after luggage was covered with human feces.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: This happened at JFK in New York. According to this
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: very graphic article from the Daily Mail, which manny I
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: did not see this. Passengers were waiting for their bags
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: at JFK when they started noticing a smell as the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: bags arrived. The bags, a couple of them, appeared to
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: be covered in a mysterious light brown substance. And it
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: was the smell that overwhelmed the carousel. And it turns
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: out there was some poopy. Oh man, this is not
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: just a little poopy. There is a lot, a lot
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: of a lot of poopy, a lot of poopy. The
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: suitcases have flown from Heathrow Airport in London JFK, and
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I had the splot. This is not just a little
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: bit of splatter though day. This is like next level man,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: they are.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: This is like the documentary that's on Netflix right now.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: How about that poop Cruise.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which I saw, I talked about it. I think
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know I talked about it here or not?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I think did? I don't even know. I talking to
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: microphones a lot. Have you seen it? You and the
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: wife watched the Poop Cruise one?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: No, we haven't watched it yet.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good, not bad. The one of the women
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: in there that's featured, one of the blonde women. She
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: was supposed to interview Michael Jordan, but she didn't end
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: up doing it because she was stuck on the boat,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: the poop cruise.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: So wow.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: So as far as this story with the luggage, do
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you get compensated for that? Do you hire a lawyer?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Are you allowed to sue if there's poopy all over
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: your bags? It says in an email. The airline said
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the substance was grease from a broken pipe in the terminal. Video,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: though showed something would appear to be something other than that.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: They sent an email saying, we were aware of a
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: New York JFK system failure that affected the baggage a
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: small number of arriving customers. This is back on July fourteenth, so.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: It was small number two.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is craziness. People said it was human waste.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: This never happened toilet, they claimed. The airline said it
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: was not toilet waste. Bob, look like I'm looking at
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the photo I sent you the story Dan, it does
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: kind of look like I mean, I don't know how
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: would that happen? Seriously, unless something on the plane, like
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: when they were taking the baggage off the plane, something
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: leaked in the plane. I don't. I don't even know
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: how that would would take place. It's wild.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: It's not even a little bit of poo. That bag
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: looks like it was painted in poo.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: It's like a uh we splatter paint. You know, you
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: splattered on it? Uh yeah? Why not make that a documentary?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Make that a documentary.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Part of that la installment you were looking at on
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: yesterday's podcast.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, of course. My god, the splatter poo everywhere?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Why not? What the heck? Just like an overflowing toilet? Man,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: oh man, what's the I'm having a mental block. What's
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the artist that just rose?
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Jackson Pollock?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's a jack a Jackson Pollock. Were you
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: just doesn't the bag look like a Jackson Pollock where
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you just splattered pooh?
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Jackson Pollock of poo?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wild? Okay. A berry from South Carolina says,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: trying to sell, but showings are few and far between.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Tough market. Yeah, I've heard that the housing market's not
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: good right now? Yo yo, Ma, Benny. I would send
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: this question to you on ask Ben, but I don't
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: have an X account and won't get it. So here goes,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: What is your preferred brand of peanut butter Jiff, Skippy,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Peter Pan or another one. Also, I just watched Untold
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Shooting Guards on Netflix on the Gilbert Arenas andvaris Javarvis Crittington,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the gun, the guard that they got the gun into
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: in the locker room. It's good, very well done. Have
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: you seen this yet? I've not seen the Gilbert Arenas documentary.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I was friends with Gilbert Arenas's high school teacher who
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: told me some amazing stories about Gilbert from La Here
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: when he was in high school. His old high school
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: teacher is in Usher. Wasn't Usher? I think he's retired
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: and that was an usher at Dodger State. As far
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: as peanut butter, I'm I'm team Skippy. I'm team Skippy.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: My wife is not. She's actually gone and gotten. Like
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the Organic Trader Joe's.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Peanut bald sore. Their peanut butter is god awful. So
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: is that Costco brand? The Kirkland has no sweetness to
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: it whatsoever.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I usually go skip Skippy. That's what I grew
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: up with. What about you, Danny?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: You can't go wrong with Jiff or Skippy because both
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: of those have enough sweetness to them. There is nothing
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: grosser to me than bitter, unsweetened, slimy peanut butter that
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: you need to stir nasty.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: You just describe the trader Joe's peanut butter perfectly, is
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: what you just did. That's that's pretty much it. A
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: lot of oil, a lot of slime. Yeah, that's pretty
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: much where we are with that. What else do we
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: have on the mail bag? Let's see here from the
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I E. Soak Coal the nine on nine Riverside says, Hey,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Man and Danny, have you guys seen the new Superman movie?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: It apparently led to a big surge in dog adoption interest.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I read that article the other day.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have not. I saw did you see the
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Our guy? Funhouse Online sent out the Mike Francessa review
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: of Superman. I don't know if you had a chance
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: to watch that. Hilarious. Absolutely, Mike Francessa this old sports
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: radio legend from New York and he went to see
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Superman and he just ripped the He ripped the movie
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: for like five minutes, just torched it, and it was hilarious.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: And he talked about the dog. Why is there a dog?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Why is there a dog in the movie? Superman doesn't
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: need a dog.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: You know. It was so I bought a dog and
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I named a promotion.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: It was so stupid. It was like, I know, I
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: didn't I did in the movie with you last week.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I saw that f one movie. I'm good. I don't
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: need to like the movies. Like to me, it's all
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: just going to eat popcorn, sitting there for a couple
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: hours and all that stuff. What else do we have this?
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Say you're there for the Juju bees.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Something like that. Tony in the Bay Area, right since,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: says hey, Ben and Danny g the fifth hour with
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Rants was poetry. You guys, ever go to an NFL
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: stadium when your team is the road team? Tony says,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I went to the coliseum and both Niners stadiums. One
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I almost got jumped and the other two were pleasant.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You figure it out, says go Bears. There you go.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: You've done that. Danny, You've gone senior team right on
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: the road a little bit.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, you only got jumped in the Oakland Coliseum.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: If you deserve to be jumped, Are you.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Saying Tony was causing problems?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying the visiting fans if they
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: were respectful and quiet and just minded their business and
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: watched the game. Nobody bothered them. The few fans of
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: the other team you would see inside a Raiders game
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: would be popping off for some reason. And I remember
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: being at a Raider Redskin game and there was just
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: a couple of specks of red amongst the silver and black,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: and this one Redskins fan kept popping up talking shit.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Anytime the Redskins got even, like a simple first down.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: People were yelling at him to sit down and shut up.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Redskins were losing and he was still popping off. So
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Ben I looked around. I had half of a subway
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: sandwich left in my hand. This guy, he's talking shit
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: as you blah blah blah. You guys have a losing record.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's in Oakland saying this. So I stood
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: up and I threw the rest of my subway sandwich.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I nailed him right in the shoulder of his Redskin jersey.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Wow, boom, chucked as yeah okay.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: And my section gave me a standing ovation and the
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: clowns sat down and he didn't say a word after that.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's impressive. That's impressive. Uh yeah, I remember
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: when the Raiders played in LA it was you know,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: that was a long half time ago, but you did not.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I mean there were stories, legendary stories about guys getting
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: their ass kicked Dodger Stadium. We hear that a lot,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: not as much recently.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: But if you are a visitor, and I've been a
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: visitor at other stadiums, I put my head down, I
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: don't say anything. Do not mix it up with the
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: home fans. Do not do it. Doesn't matter where you're at,
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: there's always going to be some fans that take it
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: way too serious.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know young guys, though, is go for it, man,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you just go for it. And I've been I've been places.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I've been games in Boston, Philadelphia, New York, places like that,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: and they'll chuck peanuts and stuff at you. I've never
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: seen anything really more than that. A lot of fake
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: tough guy stuff. Yeah, I'm not there all the time.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: What do we have? A kwang from Ho Chi Minh
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Vietnam rights And he says, Hey, Ben and Danny G
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Daddy G. Cameo can be used for birthdays, bar mits
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: with milestones, or even well dressed roast. Question, Big Ben,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: why don't you promote yourself more often, and then he
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: sent the link from cameo. Well it's there. I do
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: it when people want me to do it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: They know.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I think most super fans of the show Kwang know
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: that I have a cameo, and I don't promote it
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: per se as much as I should. I you know,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: it's just something extra if you want for birthday or
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: something like that, your super fans. I've done special Mallard
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: monologues for different people. I did one. The last one
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I did was after Oklahoma City one. Our guy Kyrie
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: had me do a special Mallard monologue about the thunder
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: becoming a dynasty and all that stuff. Something I would
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: never do unless I got paid to do it. So yeah,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: it's fun. I don't mind doing them, but I don't
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: go out of my way. It does take a little
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: time to put those together. I was told by some people,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Danny that my problem with cameo is I treat it
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: like a segment on the radio, and I should just
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: like a lot of these people that are real. I'm like,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not a real celebrity, but a lot of real
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: celebrities well just half asset. I heard a couple of
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: years back that guy that played the soup Nazi on
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Seinfeld that he was one of the top moneymakers. Probably
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: not anymore, but he was one of the top moneymakers
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: on cameo because he do these short, you know, cameo things.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: You know, Jimmy from Minnesota, no soap for you.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: You're right, those are the guys that get a lot
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: of that business because it's just like a funny bit
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: almost to send somebody for their birthday.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, Max from Michigan Rights and it says, Hey,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Ben and Danny g you guys think Bill Belichick will
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: be watching the show. Then he sent me a link
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to a Netflix show that'll be coming out. I guess
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: this is next year, Max. It's called The eight you
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: heard about the Standing Age of Attraction. It was announced
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: by Netflix. It matches singles with their soulmates regardless of age.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be hosted by this guy, Nick Vile. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. He was a bachelor guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's forty four, his wife is twenty six. So there's
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  Speaker 1: an eighteen year Wow, Well that's nothing. How what's the
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  Speaker 1: gap forty something years Belichick forty five, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Forty eight years. Belichick and his lady friend there, it's
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: more than a lot more than eighteen. I mean he's
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  Speaker 1: in his seventies, she's in her twenties.
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  Speaker 3: So, like a Leah said back in the day, and
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  Speaker 3: each is not in but a number. Yeah, as long
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  Speaker 3: as the people are legal, they can do whatever they want, right,
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  Speaker 3: And I mean Hugh Hefner and other people in our
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  Speaker 3: culture were celebrated for always having younger females on their arms.
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  Speaker 3: But Belichick's getting a lot of crap because I think
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  Speaker 3: people just got used to him being like an old
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  Speaker 3: curmudgeon coach, and so it was just strange to see
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  Speaker 3: him suddenly have this personality and a young girl on
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  Speaker 3: his arm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure, all right, we'll get out last one.
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  Speaker 1: Dan from Orlando, Right, So he says, Hey, Ben, Danny
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  Speaker 1: Jake like podcast blah blah blah blah. The the U.
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  Speaker 1: He says, here's another one. It's we are such media experts, Danny.
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  Speaker 1: People people are now like this guy Dan emailing us.
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  Speaker 1: And who's the other guy that? Just the guy from
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  Speaker 1: uh Orlando, No Michigan, Max? Was that the last guy?
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  Speaker 1: I think that was? Like anyway, whatever, Dan says, this
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  Speaker 1: other Dan says Ben and Danny, Are you guys sad
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  Speaker 1: to see The Late Show with Stephen Colbert canceled? By sibbis,
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised because that had been such a staple. But
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  Speaker 1: they had those late night shows. I don't know about you, Danny.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really watch them anyway, but I see the
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  Speaker 1: clips online, like most people just watch the clips, and
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  Speaker 1: I rarely see anything funny, Like they just don't seem
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  Speaker 1: to be that funny to me. Maybe they are funny
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  Speaker 1: to other people. But then I saw in the trades
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  Speaker 1: that the Late Show with Stephen Colbert was losing forty
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  Speaker 1: million dollars a year. Forty million dollars a year. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're not you know, you don't really have that
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  Speaker 1: huge an audience, and you're losing forty million dollars a year,
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  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 3: So it's not economically viable. Ben, Maybe I'm prejudice here,
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  Speaker 3: but I would rather listen to late night radio. That's right,
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  Speaker 3: watch late night TV. God bless you.
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  Speaker 1: We see. I'm gonna take credit Danny for canceling Stephen Colbert.
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  Speaker 3: That we are shows that we out sounds like a
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  Speaker 3: slide move.
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  Speaker 1: You let me tell you something the fact that we
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  Speaker 1: outlasted the Late Show. That was an institution, that was
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  Speaker 1: David Letterman's legacy, the Late Show on CBS. I was online.
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  Speaker 1: I was such a Letterman fan growing up, watching when
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  Speaker 1: he was on the Late Late Show after the Tonight Show.
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  Speaker 1: And this was back before the internet. We all watched.
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  Speaker 1: I'm old, we all watched those shows. That was very important.
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  Speaker 1: It was part of pop culture. And I remember when
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  Speaker 1: I'd go back to visit my brother lives in Manhattan.
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  Speaker 1: A few times we were online on standby outside the
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  Speaker 1: ed Sullivan Theater where Letterman did his show, to get
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  Speaker 1: into the Late Show. We got bumped from the audience.
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  Speaker 1: We were very close to getting in. I was in
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  Speaker 1: the lobby of the ed Sullivan Theater. They said, no,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have any more seats and they kicked us out.
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  Speaker 1: Was on the little alley next to the ed Sullivan
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  Speaker 1: Theater hoping that Letterman would come out and do some bit.
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  Speaker 1: So I was a huge fan back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: One time, when I was in New York as a youngster,
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  Speaker 3: I got lucky enough to get some free tickets, got
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  Speaker 3: my ass in there with my girlfriend at the time,
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  Speaker 3: and Dan Rather was his big guest and they talked
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  Speaker 3: politics the whole time. Hand to god, I fell asleep
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  Speaker 3: during the taping.
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  Speaker 1: That's terrible. Yeah, that's too bad. And Colbert, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I he didn't he do a Comedy Central thing like
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  Speaker 1: he was like back in the day. And all the
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  Speaker 1: clips of Colbert, I just see him like a talking
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  Speaker 1: deranged political stuff like that's that's his stick.
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  Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, well that's yeah, that's where he's from.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he's most known for. But I mean he
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: held the rings there for a while. I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: they lost money like that though.
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  Speaker 1: According to something called Puck, they the show cost one
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  Speaker 1: hundred million a year to produce. Can you imagine? How
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: does that? How does that happen? How did they one
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  Speaker 1: hundred million to make that show a year? Colbert, who's
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: sixty one, was being paid between fifteen and twenty million
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  Speaker 1: dollars a year to host the show. Wow, Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: I hope he saved as much.
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  Speaker 3: Your Overnight show would have to be on the radio
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  Speaker 3: for ten years to lose that much money, yep.
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  Speaker 1: For them to spend one hundred million a year, Danny,
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  Speaker 1: we would have to be on Fox Sports Radio till
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  Speaker 1: the year twenty three thirty three, I think is uh yeah,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll get out on that Danny Mallard Palooza tonight.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: We're excited about that nanny car.
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  Speaker 3: The limos are pulling up.
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  Speaker 1: Benny Red Carpet, Baby Red Carpet. Must listen Radio, Must
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  Speaker 1: listen to audio coming up tonight eleven pm in the West,
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  Speaker 1: two am in the East.
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  Speaker 3: All night long.
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  Speaker 1: We've got an amazing variety show. It's a Venice Beach
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  Speaker 1: meets Atlantic City. It's it's Times Square, it's all that.
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  Speaker 3: There'll be a lot of drugs in those limos.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Well that's you know, this isn't Danny. What happens on
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: the Malla Paloosa stays on the mallat Palooza forever on
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. Anyway, we get out on that, have a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful rest of your day to day, and we'll talk
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  Speaker 1: to you tonight later.
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  Speaker 3: Skater gotta murder, I gotta go