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TWR Wednesday | Trump's 5D Chess Moves · The Whitfield Report

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  is the motor of human program. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Well, giving offense is essential, ladies and gentlemen.
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  And you know, it seems to me like a lot of people on quite
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  frankly or supposedly like on our side need to realize that
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  too. Because my God, the amount of
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  Pearl clutching this week has honestly, like I don't use the
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  term cringe often, but it really is kind of cringe.
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  But you know what? What's not a cringe folks, this
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  show. So welcome to the whiffield
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  report and also what also you want to know what the what the
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  opposite of cringe is right to offends new album.
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  Oh, that's. True.
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  Yeah, so dropped the album today.
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  That itch you can fight anywhere, right to offend that
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  itch on Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, etcetera, etcetera,
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  pretty much anywhere they sell music.
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  It's mostly hip hop songs that I wrote and did beats for over
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  like 10 years or so. I finally got them kind of
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  arranged and finished up and and the way I want them.
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  And so it's good. It's good, in fact, including a
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  song that I had gifted to you originally for the launch of
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  your book American Inferno. I'm on Fire featured on the
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  album, as well as great tracks like today's.
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  Which is, you know, right at my alley.
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  So I will, you know, I will definitely check the album out
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  after the show. So we also have American Inferno
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  out now in paperback, ebook and audiobook second month.
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  You know, sales have been a little slow for April, but I
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  mean, we did such a bang up job in, you know, March that I'm not
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  too worried about it. Great, great Mother's Day gift,
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  boy or not. I can say that because my my mom
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  loves this book and you know, she's not one to say that just
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  because she's my mom either. So also if you'd like to learn.
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  More shout out to Sam's mom, by the way, because she's awesome.
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  She is and also huge shout out to Mr. Jacob Airy of studio Jake
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  Meta. I was actually on his podcast we
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  recorded last week, but the episode got released today where
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  we talked about American Inferno in the shadows of Deception
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  series in general. It's only about 30 minutes long,
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  so very quick interview, but still, if you guys want to learn
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  more about American Inferno, check out that podcast as well.
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  So it was great to be on his show and we might be doing more
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  clubs in the future, who knows? So but anything else to promo
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  here on the on the front end of the show, Lady gentlemen.
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  No, just like I said, this is my first album launch in 20 some
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  odd years and quite proud of the finished product and you can
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  check it out anywhere music is sold.
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  Right to offend, that itch. Right to offend is sort of our
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  band. Sam, You're in the band.
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  You didn't have a choice, but that's OK.
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  That's how a lot of bands work. Sam.
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  I've I've I've noticed. That, yeah.
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  If you. Were there?
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  You're in the band. Now, like which instrument would
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  we each play in the band? Well, you are actually featured
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  on the record specifically talking to me about how Jeremy
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  Quartering is a bitch cuz he says replacement words, which is
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  fitting cuz his downfall's been hilarious.
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  As a side note, just just scrolling and seeing how I guess
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  he flagged down like Warski or whatever.
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  Yeah. Yeah, it's like good riddance to
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  bad rubbish. I hope people stop watching his
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  grifting ass. He he refuses to like talk like
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  a normal person. He invented using replacement
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  words on YouTube to such a degree that I can never not hate
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  how corporate his ass is. But yeah.
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  We were talking about that and I cut that up and mixed it with
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  the Right to offend theme song that I have made.
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  Not the one you just played, but the the rap rock version, I
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  guess that my wife had worked on.
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  And yeah, so if you're on the album, whether you knew it or
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  not. Well, that's awesome.
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  It sounds nice. You sound, you sound like Sam.
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  Well, you know. Hit over on Suno includes you.
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  Obviously it's a burn to Brujas. Well, you know, I've I've become
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  a I've become a musical star. So that's right.
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  And check out my music over on Suno as well.
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  So I. Maxine has a whole thing going
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  on over at Maxine Sand on Suno too and I'm obviously at play
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  Max. And as with all of this stuff,
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  or right to offend the band. Yeah.
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  I was actually surprised, Sam, I looked into that 'cause I was
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  like, it can't be. Surely somebody has used this
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  band name like a punk band or something.
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  I thought, you know, that's why I added media to the media.
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  Company, well, that and it's about media.
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  But yeah, sure enough, Right to Offend is our band and you can
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  find us on iTunes, Spotify, Apple, Amazon, etcetera.
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  TikTok even. Nice.
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  Make you a tik. T.O.K with one of my songs.
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  I would appreciate it actually. Funny how that funny how that
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  goes. We, we are, we are expanding our
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  brand of right. Tentacles of destruction to
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  enact CEO Shmuley's final evil plan to elect him president and
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  ruler of Earth. Well, that actually wouldn't be
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  half bad at the at this point. Well, yeah, he benevolent.
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  Ruler of Earth. But now I mean, he will be.
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  Super benevolent Sam. Well, of of course, I mean, you
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  know. He's always been benevolent to
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  me. He's always been benevolent to
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  me as well, and very generous too.
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  So once he's supreme ruler of Earth, once this plan is finally
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  completed, then he will be super benevolent, at least to me.
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  Yes. That that that matters.
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  Well, yes, of course. Speaking of the right to offend,
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  gentlemen. So this has been the top kind
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  of, I guess I don't even know if we want to call a story because
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  there's not wrong in a story. But yeah, Trump posted a a meme
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  and. Oh my God, memes are news.
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  That's 2026. Remember in 2016 we would joke
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  that it was funny, that memes would end up being news, and now
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  that's. Just not the.
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  Way. It's not just memes or news
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  anymore because it used to be some fucking schmuck made a meme
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  and that's news. Now it's the president is using
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  AI assisted tools to post a meme of himself, maybe not as Jesus,
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  but as as a saintly figure. And this is news.
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  Right. To the machine.
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  So. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  So you have, you have this, you have this image which is on
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  screen here. And for, for those listening on
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  audio like he looks very, some people would say he's like
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  depicting himself as like Jesus or the Pope or the the healer.
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  And this has the this has like the religious right like Pearl
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  clutching. It also hilariously has like.
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  It'll get get it right, Sam. It's the woke, right?
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  Because when you talk about their ideology, you got to use
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  the right pronouns. I get it.
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  Well, yes, the the woke right, and also you had funny enough,
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  you have the left like Pearl clutching, saying he's also
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  blaspheming Jesus, even though he's saying people are like, you
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  know, promoting Tran tranism. Well.
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  Firstly as as a guy that was raised Catholic, immediately the
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  red cowl is evokes just like a Bishop specifically.
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  Saying but. A a lower level figure within
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  the church, and it's much more akin to paintings of Saints than
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  it is any depiction of Jesus. In my honest opinion, this is.
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  This is a healer to me. Yeah.
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  This is this is because Saints in Catholicism, you have to
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  understand that Saints perform miracles.
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  And so a St. healing somebody is a common image in Catholicism.
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  Is this maybe a tad distasteful? Sure.
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  I'm not going to cry about something like that.
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  It seems like dude, he's a like if you're he's divorced, if
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  you're a Catholic purity testing Trump, he fails.
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  Oh, he always. He always has.
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  Catholics. I find that most Catholics don't
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  purity test. It's other denominations that
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  tend towards that. Well, well, that.
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  Well, that's the that that's The thing is like most other
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  denominations are like getting really offended over this, but
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  don't. Most of them say you shouldn't
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  depict anybody at all like that. Like I I agree by the way with
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  Joe and Chad is that everyone got retarded on this like.
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  Yeah, I, yeah, I, I, who cares? I agree.
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  And I, I and I would say that like at least from my
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  interactions, like Joe is probably like the most
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  biblically. He is a deeply faithful and
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  biblically literate man and would probably even be too
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  humble to accept such a compliment.
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  And he's saying, yeah, this is a dumb thing to even argue about
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  essentially. And, and I am right there with
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  him. It's it's one of those
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  distraction type issues that they're going to try and get you
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  arguing with each other over. It's a.
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  Fucking. Meme on Twitter.
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  I've shared edgier memes than that this week and I haven't
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  shared much. I know well, the, well, that's
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  what I'm, that's what I'm saying though, Like the fact that the
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  fact, like the the fact that like when I go, when I go to try
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  and do like show prep, you know, to like pick stories for, you
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  know, the show and this is what pops up.
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  Like it's like, really? People think this is people
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  think this is news? If, if, if.
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  Blasphemy of any variety is this news shattering thing to you?
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  I have something to share with you that the left has been doing
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  the most blatant Satanic blasphemy openly for years.
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  Remember we lost X in his video where he had sex with Satan.
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  Gay sex with Satan. Yeah, Oh yeah, do.
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  We do we forget the most recent Summer Olympics?
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  Yeah. I mean.
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  Overt satanic imagery everywhere, but they want us to
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  be upset about Yeah, is it? I'm not going to say it's
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  tasteful and they. They did the Last Supper with
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  gay, so no. Yeah, they did the Last Supper
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  with, with a bunch of drag Queens or something like that.
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  Yeah, like blasphemy or, or, or remember my my wife Maxine was
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  very upset last year Wrestle. Was it last year at WrestleMania
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  where Seth Rollins, it was on Easter Sunday, wore a fake crown
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  of thorns and mocked Jesus? He literally mocked the.
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  Resurrection. He mocked the resurrection and
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  he's very openly on like Twitter and things.
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  Been an atheist for years. So I don't think it was a.
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  Oh. He's just a heel character and
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  even if he is a heel character, there's some things that cross
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  lines for people. And for her, that was it.
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  She's she's been like, she never really liked him to begin with.
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  Yeah. That was it for her.
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  He could be a babyface, a heal, whatever.
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  She don't like him. OK, so well, there you have it.
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  So Joe and Chad says St. St.
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  Donald with like a laughing emoji.
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  So that's kind of my point. If if Joe who out of office on
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  on the program I would say is like the most biblically
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  literate if he's not offended by by this meme then.
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  Joe, Joe and Tim. Because because He knows that
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  the what we all know, someone else's blasphemy doesn't have
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  anything to do with your relationship with God, and
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  bearing witness to it doesn't impurify your heart.
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  Exactly. And making jokes that are vulgar
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  are not necessary. I mean, it could be, yeah, you
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  could consider a lot of it sinful.
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  But The thing is, is the whole religion is based on forgiveness
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  of sin. A lot of denominations I find
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  seem to forget that fact and try to focus on no, never never sin
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  and live a certain way. And maybe that's fine for them,
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  they want to live a certain way, but I just have a very different
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  outlook on it. Whereas like in Catholic Church,
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  you go in confession every week and people make fun of that.
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  But it seems to me that most Catholics I know or, or people,
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  a lot of them aren't even Catholic.
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  They get raised Catholic and then they stop going to church,
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  but they still have a better relationship with guilt and
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  shame than the people around them.
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  I just don't care, yeah. Well, it's like war exists.
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  Marilyn Manson exists. What?
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  Like OK, so the Trump Trump team tweeted a meme that you didn't
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  like. OK, next.
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  Yeah. The first time that's ever
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  happened either. Yeah, exactly like we're
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  supposed to they've. Been doing this in 2016.
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  We're supposed to. We're like, we're supposed to
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  cringe over this? We're in a war, so you're
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  supposed to argue about dumb bullshit.
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  Yeah. That's always the case.
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  And that's why I'll tell you, Sam, that's why I've moved more
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  into creating my stuff and kind of tuning out of a lot of the
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  news, because they want you in that bubble talking about and
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  thinking about what they want you to talk about, think about.
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  And if you have a contrary opinion, you're going to get
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  drowned out. Whereas if I remove myself from
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  the political discussion to a large degree, except for on the
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  show, I'm, I'm not burdened by any of that.
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  And I I I tend not to think about it as much as other people
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  seem to like I can't control the war, so pulling my hair out over
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  it isn't going to help. Exactly.
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  But and on that note though, like I'm also regarding the war
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  specifically, like we're still winning and we're like, boots
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  are not. Charlie Sheen style winning
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  boots, fucking tiger blood and some fucking cocaine and
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  strippers Sam. Indeed.
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  And probably gay AIDS later on. And Rumble is rumbling me, so
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  I'll be right back. And yeah.
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  Oh shit he getting rumbled early tonight bro.
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  We in for it, Morpheus. Rumble, rumble, rumble.
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  Can you hack into the Rumble mainframe and rewrite the
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  rerouting code to allow Sam to unrumble himself?
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  I wish I could. If I if I could, I would have
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  fixed. Why did we connect your brain to
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  a computer? At all.
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  For memes and shit. God damn it, they are good
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  memes. I just I.
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  Wish you could also super hack, you know?
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  I I do, I do too. We got the one robot Sam that's
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  that doesn't hack. He he he more likes let let
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  alone facts. And people have asked me what is
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  the power supply for the the Morpheus Collective experience
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  and we couldn't figure out anything to get him to run off
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  of except coffee. Yes.
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  So he just kind of rock dogs coffee.
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  Specific specifically French press coffee.
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  Yeah, he's picky about his fuel. Yeah, no.
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  So I mean, I, I wish, I wish more could I I wish more could
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  hack could hack accounts. No, I was telling him to hack
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  the rumble mainframe to rewrite the code to allow you not to get
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  rumbled anymore. Oh yeah, that.
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  Big Sam. Oh yeah, well, that would.
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  That would be nice. That would be nice turns.
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  Out we only programmed him for memes and shit.
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  Well, they're, well, they're, well, they're dope memes.
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  That's what I. Said and the yellow Only Fans
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  girls. Yes.
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  He definitely does. That's pretty funny.
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  So although I, I, I will people, people ask me if, if, if like if
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  I would ever be open to interviewing an only fans girl.
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  And my response would be like, sure, I'd be open to
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  interviewing anyone, but they might, you know, get some like,
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  tough questions, so. We, we, we, we, we.
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  Don't softball here. Right to offend.
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  That's true. We we sometimes encourage people
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  to hardball when they shouldn't. That that's, that's what, that's
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  what she said. Yeah.
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  And then there was a restraining order.
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  So. Also, also Speaking of Speaking
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  of stuff that was like Internet Newsweek, you weren't you
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  weren't the only one who released a new well, you
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  released you released an album, Max, but Liv Morgan released a a
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  pop song. Yeah, yeah.
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  And you got. Fans of the song, because you
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  could just watch the music video and not watch any actual
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  wrestling, am I right? I'm sure you're also big fans of
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  it musically, like the, you know, style, tone, tempo,
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  instrumentation, all that. Of course, of course.
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  It. Couldn't be music to that video?
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  To gawk it Liv Morgan for three minutes.
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  Right. No.
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  After. OK, Absolutely not.
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  Music to this video so. Speaking of women's wrestling,
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  what do you think about like, Catalina showing up in AAA?
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  Yeah, that that, Yeah, that was interesting.
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  Was it? So.
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  Big, yeah. It's like when, no, I'm excited
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  for that big match, you know? I I did see that let's I would
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  I'm blagging on damn it. Peak hosting there, Sam.
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  Yeah. I started.
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  Thinking about Liv Morgan and he forgot how to talk.
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  This man is hosted a fucking podcast for 18 years and he
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  thinks about that blonde chick and he just goes crazy.
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  I said, you know, in, in 18 years, I, I sold, I've sold him
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  lost focus. So I'm I'm loud.
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  I know. On on occasion so.
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  You're a fan of this music video, I take it?
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  I want to say I wouldn't say I'm AI, wouldn't say I'm a fan.
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  I, I will say, well, I love, I love the fact that people are on
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  Twitter dunking on how bad it is because I, I feel like that's
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  like, that was intentional. Is it bad I I don't know.
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  I thought it was like, I guess all modern shit is a little slop
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  like. Yeah, well, that, well, that's
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  what it is. It's 2000s like, you know,
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  Britney Spears, like pops. She went for the era of shit
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  that I like and I respect the fuck out I What do you think?
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  My album is basically a 2008 album at best.
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  Yeah, no, no, that's, that's what I'm, that's what I'm saying
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  like and people, people didn't get that.
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  Well, it's been. 20 years since the 2000's, the idea that it
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  would be have a nostalgic comeback, it's actually overdue.
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  Exactly. And that's great because that's.
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  Like when I graduated high school, that's when I.
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  Did a bunch of crazy shit. The 2000s was my jam.
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  This this decade sucks. Fuck, we're old, Max.
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  That is true, this decade does suck.
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  But I have hope. I have hope because Zoomers,
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  they're, they're, they're cooked.
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  But the younger kids, they they'll be all right.
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  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Then Alpha. They'll be fine.
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  Yeah, they yeah, they seem Gin Alpha seems a lot more based
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  than than than the zoomy zoomers as I like call them, Yeah.
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  I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure a big war will take care of a lot of
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  them. Well, Speaking of Speaking of
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  people who like to, you know, ship host and whatnot, not only
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  is is more this, you know, a pro memer, but we have Doctor Craig.
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  Hold on, I'm making it. Making his appear in the.
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  Cringes. Interest possibly Doctor.
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  Craig and I want to acknowledge that you called him a pro memer.
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  Well, he's a, well, he's a pro Shit.
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  Poster pro shit poster demon Gator.
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  Yes. I call him Craig.
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  Welcome to the show, Craig. I heard there was a an old fogey
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  in here who was pining for his bell bottom days all the way
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  back at the beginnings of this Millennium.
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  That would be Max. Yeah, no, I just think it's
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  funny. She was making a particular era
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  and I was just saying like, yeah, nostalgia for that is
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  popular right now. It's funny because it's popular
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  with too young to have experienced any of it.
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  Well, you know, I grew up back in the 90s listening to stuff on
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  the radio that had nostalgia factor for 20 years prior, 10
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  years prior. Fair enough. 90s kids sweated
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  the 80s for a long time and then like 2000s kids have sweated the
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  90s for a while so it's kind of expected.
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  The thing is, don't expect twenty 10s nostalgia.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I.
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  Think it ends at that right up around 1.10.
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  Nostalgia will just be dead I. Don't know, I don't know.
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  I mean, I think there was there were a couple of decent songs
• 28:15
  about Trump, you know, for and against the guy.
• 28:20
  I think that was that was possible, you know, the all the
• 28:23
  celebrities singing back then and during COVID, you know,
• 28:29
  like. Cringe.
• 28:30
  Well, I was just saying, like all I was going to say, that
• 28:33
  they can all they can, all the memories of that can all go to
• 28:35
  the dump. My favorite bit of media and I I
• 28:39
  still think it's underrated from that era is the 4 Chan Shitpost
• 28:44
  cartoon, Murdoch Murdoch. It's funny as hell and and
• 28:50
  somewhat insightful in some cases and and then other times
• 28:54
  they're. And other times your words need
• 28:59
  to be chosen carefully. Yeah.
• 29:03
  Other times then they're doing awful things and you're like, Oh
• 29:07
  yeah, this was made by crazy people.
• 29:12
  But it's funny and I'm all for funny.
• 29:16
  Like I mean, now I I'll say 2020 is this style.
• 29:19
  Just looking up when you got shit like the JD Vance show out
• 29:22
  there. You guys seen the JD Vance?
• 29:24
  Show. Yeah, Yeah.
• 29:26
  Well, we talked about that briefly last week and well,
• 29:32
  it's. You're.
• 29:34
  Not a fan, Sam. It's a.
• 29:37
  It's a thing. I thought it was very funny.
• 29:42
  No, it's it's funny. I mean, are we talking about a
• 29:46
  Vance show that's in kind with a doobie like that or what?
• 29:53
  Yeah, yeah. It's OK instead of making.
• 29:57
  Instead of making the will stancil show as expected, she
• 30:01
  put out one that's Amy Vance show and it's very critical of
• 30:06
  Trump and their foreign. OK, that's that's funny.
• 30:10
  Well, look like. Here's the thing, Hold on.
• 30:16
  I want to .1 more thing out about it.
• 30:19
  Peter Thiel's character rapes JD Vance.
• 30:26
  That's hilarious. Oh man, I wonder where they got
• 30:32
  that inspiration from South Park.
• 30:39
  Yeah. Well, considering it's Emily,
• 30:41
  it's probably the time she got raped.
• 30:44
  Oh, well, you know, that might be part of that too.
• 30:48
  That's pretty fucking brutal. I don't know that that says that
• 30:51
  says something because I was going to, I was going to take
• 30:53
  the angle. Like, you know, the people
• 30:55
  finally saw the look of Banksy relatively recently going, oh,
• 30:58
  he's some old white fucking like, yeah, you think he was
• 31:01
  going to be, you know, some hipster?
• 31:04
  No, he's some old guy. He's been doing this shit for
• 31:07
  ages. And he's he's relatively left
• 31:09
  wing. You know, he's or I should say
• 31:11
  he's relatively liberal. He's not left wing.
• 31:16
  I suppose like that's self inserting on the rape there.
• 31:20
  Does that mean like does this person like identify with Vance?
• 31:24
  Because that's that's rather specific then if.
• 31:29
  If you're not familiar with Emily Yukis, she made Alfred
• 31:33
  Alfred, which is very fucked up cartoon that deals with her
• 31:39
  childhood trauma. That's why I said it the way I
• 31:42
  did because she would even laugh at that joke.
• 31:46
  But yes, that's why she she also had Grok Rape Will Stancil so
• 31:53
  well. She finds she finds the usage of
• 31:56
  rape in humor to be funny because she does it in shocking
• 32:00
  ways that you can't help but instinctually laugh.
• 32:02
  At. That's gallows humor for you.
• 32:04
  I mean, that's, that's the whole point of it is to process your
• 32:06
  trauma or the horror of a situation.
• 32:09
  People should check that out. By the way, Alfred.
• 32:11
  Alfred is like animators now, and even animators from 10 years
• 32:17
  ago would cite Emily as one of their inspirations before she
• 32:21
  started making even more subversive material as she went
• 32:25
  on. See.
• 32:27
  And she got banned everywhere. But then the Will Stancil show
• 32:30
  took off for her. And yeah, the JD Vance show.
• 32:35
  It takes direct aim at Trump and the administration.
• 32:38
  No, no shot. No doubt about it.
• 32:41
  It has sort of a beef between Peter Thiel and Alex Karp, which
• 32:45
  is very funny. And it all like goes to shit.
• 32:49
  It's a good little cartoon, I And that's exactly why I'm not
• 32:52
  offended by the Trump St. meme either.
• 32:55
  Like it's OK to make. Jokes people grow up.
• 33:00
  What the hell there was there was something I saw today that
• 33:03
  was like a follow up. Like I think that that he he he
• 33:09
  fucking knew he wasn't like the the first thing he could have
• 33:11
  done was was what he did, which was bullshit his way through a
• 33:15
  response on that. But he's also he's sitting there
• 33:17
  beefing with the the Pope on X sorry, via via Truth Social and
• 33:23
  X rather like, come on, man. Well, people are like, did I
• 33:29
  vote for the president to yell at the Pope on Twitter?
• 33:32
  And I'm like, I fucking game. Kind of.
• 33:35
  Right. Yeah.
• 33:37
  I sure is. Fucked in.
• 33:38
  Well, I mean, here's the thing. Like look at the it's it's.
• 33:41
  I've been yelling over there Pope on Twitter myself for so
• 33:44
  long. It's nice to see somebody pick
• 33:46
  up the slack. Well, it's a funny thing over
• 33:49
  there like, and and it's it's because entirely because of the
• 33:52
  scale of the place and Toros and that's involved.
• 33:54
  But you know, perhaps the, the Vatican can clean up the, the
• 33:58
  crime in Vatican City before it starts crying about America
• 34:04
  while ignoring 42,000 plus dead in Iran.
• 34:09
  The the per capita crime rate in Vatican City is is way higher.
• 34:15
  Yeah. And again, that's, that's it's a
• 34:18
  artifact of the popularity of the place.
• 34:20
  You know, it's a small place with a lot of tourism and a lot
• 34:23
  of dumb shifts that come through the doors.
• 34:25
  So I get it. But at the same time, like, you
• 34:28
  know, if you're going to, you're going to start ignoring major
• 34:31
  fucking demicides. But that's just like if it
• 34:37
  obviously the, the I, I understand that with
• 34:40
  Catholicism, he's kind of the arbiter of morality.
• 34:43
  He, I'll say this, he will always take a stand against and
• 34:49
  not for that's kind of the job of the Pope to a degree.
• 34:55
  And so that's one of the few things I understand him on.
• 34:58
  But like I said, every cat like people that I hear it from all
• 35:01
  these people who aren't Catholic.
• 35:03
  Oh, Catholics think the Pope is infallible.
• 35:05
  Where and when did that ever fucking start being told to
• 35:09
  people? Because that's bullshit.
• 35:11
  No, nobody disagrees with the Pope more than Catholic people.
• 35:16
  I mean, isn't the point of him that he's says I, I get that
• 35:19
  he's supposed to be effectively God's voice on earth?
• 35:22
  No, he's still, but he's still human.
• 35:24
  He's. The head of the.
• 35:25
  Church, but I get that he's still human and subject to human
• 35:28
  fallibility. And that was supposed to be the
• 35:30
  reason why there's more than one Pope in in history, right?
• 35:34
  No, like the next Pope can say something different.
• 35:37
  No, see, this is where that's the kind of mythology.
• 35:41
  Well, I, I, let's not. Let me, let me rephrase it.
• 35:43
  I think I I I phrased it wrong and that it implied a connection
• 35:48
  to God that wasn't supposed to be implied.
• 35:52
  The thing that the way that was described 204 was like the as
• 35:56
  you, as you say on earth, I will hold in heaven or whatever like
• 36:00
  that. God will follow the Pope's word
• 36:03
  somehow. That.
• 36:05
  Is yes not not follow but like agree with how?
• 36:08
  Write. Blasphemous and untrue?
• 36:11
  No. The Pope.
• 36:13
  Well, then I don't have it right.
• 36:15
  OK, well the Pope is for all intents and purposes, he is the
• 36:19
  head and the voice of the Church.
• 36:22
  The Church is the Word of God. So he is supposed to enact and
• 36:27
  maintain the Word of God, not speak his own word of God into
• 36:31
  existence. Yeah, I got that.
• 36:34
  He's kind of like the the judiciary we have over here for
• 36:37
  the Constitution, right? I get that he's supposed to
• 36:39
  interpret the word of God, so to speak.
• 36:42
  No, that's not it. OK, No, he speak because he
• 36:47
  speaks for the clergy. He speaks for the like he.
• 36:50
  He can't. They do.
• 36:53
  If he gives an opinion the clergy don't like, they'll
• 36:55
  rebuke him. Like, OK, it's look, you know
• 37:00
  how like imagine a council of rabbis and then.
• 37:04
  Make. Them Italian and half of them
• 37:06
  Irish, and you'll get an idea of what I'm talking about.
• 37:08
  Right. I was going to say, like, I get
• 37:10
  that, you know, like with the Talmud, it's just a bunch of
• 37:12
  Jews arguing, which is basically the the, the.
• 37:14
  Catechism. For Jews.
• 37:16
  The Catechism is the Talmud for Catholics.
• 37:20
  OK. We've had priests arguing with
• 37:24
  bishops and popes and that it comes to the catechism, which is
• 37:28
  basically the rules you should follow as a member of the
• 37:31
  church, which is separate to anything in the Bible.
• 37:35
  They are. They are led by the Bible, but
• 37:38
  they're laid out much more specifically.
• 37:40
  See you learn something new everyday.
• 37:44
  I told you Jews and Catholics aren't as dissimilar as people
• 37:47
  think. Of course, the first thing they
• 37:51
  would do is get their own Talmud, right?
• 37:54
  They're all purging. All they're doing is writing and
• 37:57
  arguing all fucking day. I mean, to be fair, that's part
• 38:02
  of how the church allowed science to eat birth from it,
• 38:06
  yes. Science adoption is part of the
• 38:09
  Catechism. Yes, if you don't, if you don't
• 38:11
  understand science, it's largely the same idea.
• 38:14
  It's just that it's it's not regarded as revered or holy.
• 38:18
  The arguments that come out of it.
• 38:20
  It's why it's why the Catholic Church's answer is different
• 38:23
  from a lot of other Christians when it comes to evolution,
• 38:25
  where they just say, well, yeah, evolution's real and God LED it.
• 38:30
  I gotta say, because God said so, yeah, that's that's
• 38:34
  unfortunately that's the, the the untestable aspect of of
• 38:39
  religious faith is that the end of the day, God said so Trump's
• 38:42
  most of everything else. But it kind of has to agree with
• 38:45
  reality. Otherwise we're just a schizo.
• 38:49
  Well, and it's a. There's a solid argument that
• 38:51
  everything follows some sort of structure, so.
• 38:54
  That's evidence for. Right.
• 38:57
  So, so one of the things you know, I'll speak to this as as a
• 39:01
  person who's who has religious faith in in the sciences that
• 39:07
  must not, I can phrase that better.
• 39:09
  I'm, I'm a religious Jew and I also am a scientist and an
• 39:12
  engineer. So one of the things you do to
• 39:15
  compartmentalize is you don't try to mix the supernatural, the
• 39:18
  natural meaning those things that are only observed by man
• 39:21
  versus otherwise. Otherwise the conversation gets
• 39:25
  really stupid really fast. And you end up with people like
• 39:28
  Ken Ham argue with Bill Nye, which still one of my favorite
• 39:33
  fucking debates is this young earth creationist trying to tell
• 39:39
  Bill Nye you don't. You don't take the Bible
• 39:41
  literally or or or symbolically. You take it naturally.
• 39:46
  It's like, what the fuck does that mean?
• 39:50
  You have to go back and realize that a lot of the way that the
• 39:53
  way it's written is in flowery prose.
• 39:56
  I think this is an epic poem, if you will.
• 39:59
  And like there's, there's a lot of symbology in it and then
• 40:03
  there's stuff that literally happens that it's written about.
• 40:06
  Yeah, how many? Cause 'cause obviously a lot of
• 40:10
  the basis of all Christian faith goes back to the Torah.
• 40:14
  How many Jews do you think think it is 100% literal in your
• 40:18
  estimation? That you've met in your.
• 40:20
  Fucking 0. Yeah, 0.
• 40:23
  Maybe there's like a handful of ultra Orthodox who depart from
• 40:27
  their loony Looney Tunes and go a little bit deeper and then
• 40:30
  decided it was literal. That's, that's the same group of
• 40:34
  Jews that added up all the ages of all the people and came up
• 40:36
  with around 6000 years, right? Like it's, you know, and then
• 40:41
  and then they, they kind of stopped in that gigantic gap
• 40:46
  between the creation of the universe and when Adam came
• 40:50
  about, you know, that that didn't happen on Day 8.
• 40:55
  I I do have kind of semi breaking news on this.
• 41:01
  Semi breaking or breaking? Well, it's been about 14.7
• 41:05
  billion years, so I'm hoping that it's a little more recent.
• 41:08
  I well, I would, I would say, I would say semi breaking because
• 41:13
  let me pull this up here. Let's see.
• 41:18
  So flat I knew it. So.
• 41:22
  Watching those people's brains break when the shuttle went up
• 41:25
  was pretty fucking funny. Every time one goes up, it
• 41:28
  happens. Well, so people's so people's
• 41:31
  brains broke because the because of the Trump meme, people's
• 41:37
  brains are also now breaking because Trump posted this today
• 41:41
  as well. I just.
• 41:44
  Saw Oh boy, let. Me.
• 41:49
  The news with Dorotheus. Play this.
• 41:54
  I mean, that's. That's.
• 41:55
  Funny. The guys basically said he was
• 41:58
  saved by God when the bullet hit his ear.
• 42:01
  Yeah, of course he's going to be putting out religious faithful
• 42:04
  like he it's not like he shield away from it.
• 42:08
  The guy's a religious Christian. You know, religious in a
• 42:12
  context. He can pick exactly how
• 42:14
  religious he is, but he is a religious Christian.
• 42:17
  Well. Well, people got offended of the
• 42:20
  meme of people got offended by the meme of him, you know, as
• 42:25
  like a as like a St. or whatever.
• 42:28
  So he. Goes back to his doctor moment.
• 42:31
  Look at all of the fucking memes of doctors with Jesus holding
• 42:34
  their hand when they're putting a scalpel on the skin, right?
• 42:37
  Right. Just.
• 42:38
  Turn the fuck on, yeah? I.
• 42:40
  Like, I like what Joe said in chat there, he said the Bible
• 42:44
  isn't a science book, it's a book about faith.
• 42:48
  That's fair. I mean, it's largely a history
• 42:52
  of of, well, my people, I mean, adapt to however you wish, but
• 42:57
  like it's it's it arrives at a A and then like, you know, go pass
• 43:01
  through the rest of the books that come after in respective
• 43:04
  faiths. It's not supposed to be a
• 43:08
  historical aid or a technical document.
• 43:11
  It is very much about faith and to an extent, the organization
• 43:16
  about which you bring religion. Yeah, like there's a lot of
• 43:20
  legalese shit in there, as well as the story of the people and a
• 43:24
  lot of parable and a lot of allegory.
• 43:27
  Yeah, that's why like, like I mentioned the Catholic Bible not
• 43:31
  being the same as the King James.
• 43:33
  Part of the reason for that is like we we do Maccabees and
• 43:36
  Jubilee and all that stuff. Yeah, the apocrypha varies
• 43:41
  between them. I I know that much at least.
• 43:43
  Well. It's pretty it's it's not
• 43:45
  considered apocrypha in I guess. That's a great word for.
• 43:49
  It the Council of Nicaea having been part of the Catholic
• 43:52
  Church, they're all deviating from what is the Canon.
• 43:56
  See. Right.
• 43:57
  So I know there was like two or three schedules.
• 44:00
  The original Nicean Canon included all these books, so
• 44:04
  that's why they're in there. It was actually Martin Luther's
• 44:08
  movement that stripped a lot of that out.
• 44:10
  Yeah. Well, frankly, because he didn't
• 44:12
  like Jews very much. He wrote a book about Jews being
• 44:20
  a problem, so that's not exactly a secret.
• 44:22
  Martin Luther didn't like Jews. Yeah.
• 44:25
  You know, some people would say a lot of the New Testament is
• 44:28
  about Jews being a problem. Well, a lot of those people are
• 44:34
  also people who follow a gay pedophile, so yeah.
• 44:39
  It's just interesting that all the ones he decided were no good
• 44:42
  for his version of the Bible happened to be from what we call
• 44:47
  the Old Testament and they were Privy prior to Christ writings
• 44:51
  and he just didn't consider them to have any value.
• 44:53
  And I'm like, if you've ever read through Maccabees or the
• 44:56
  Jubilees or anything like that, yeah, they do have value.
• 44:59
  They're at least a good read. I mean in.
• 45:04
  Particular it has important faith and historical importance,
• 45:08
  and I would recommend somebody read it.
• 45:09
  But Martin Luther thought it was garbage and he knows better than
• 45:14
  the church and the Council of Nicaea, and so everybody gets to
• 45:17
  call me the blasphemer. Well, oddly enough, that's
• 45:20
  that's an equally valid criticism of Trump right now.
• 45:24
  Not that it's necessarily invalid, it's just like, you
• 45:28
  know, he's sitting there arguing with the fucking Pope.
• 45:33
  I mean, I, I also, I, I also get that there's a, a very much a
• 45:36
  vicarious schadenfreude. It's all that where I'm certain
• 45:40
  a lot of Christians who have had their issues with the Pope in
• 45:43
  the past would have loved to be able to get his ear in that in
• 45:46
  that fashion. I voted for yelling at the Pope
• 45:50
  because I yell at the Pope on Twitter.
• 45:53
  Now, do I think it's going to accomplish anything?
• 45:56
  No. But it's butter.
• 45:59
  What money? I got a president yelling at the
• 46:02
  Pope on Twitter. That's a W.
• 46:05
  Well, I I've got I've got a I've got a president yell.
• 46:08
  I got people that I've been yelling at for like months now
• 46:12
  and, and people are also pro. So This is why.
• 46:15
  This is why. Like a troubled gay kid that one
• 46:19
  time he met Fuentes. I mean well.
• 46:23
  That but but also and I don't. Understand the drug addict
• 46:28
  clavicular Od'd in a nightclub? Go ahead.
• 46:32
  I feel bad for him, but at the same time he's from a group of
• 46:35
  people that beat themselves in the face with hammers to look
• 46:37
  better. Oh yeah.
• 46:39
  I I can't really recommend that anyone follow their advice in
• 46:43
  anything. I hope that young man finds God.
• 46:46
  So I, I did a show about this on Monday, but I wanted to get your
• 46:50
  reactions to this. I actually want to read this out
• 46:53
  loud because I tried to read this out loud and I failed
• 46:57
  miserably on Monday because I could not stop laughing.
• 47:01
  So I'm going to try and I'm going to try and read this, but
• 47:06
  there's no guarantees that I will be able to keep a straight
• 47:09
  face reading reading this because because a certain
• 47:16
  section of the Internet is like laughing at this like I am and
• 47:19
  another section is crying about. This has a straight face.
• 47:23
  What? I write, President Trump, you go
• 47:27
  ahead. You read this for us.
• 47:29
  We need to hear it in your voice.
• 47:31
  OK, President Trump on true social, and this is from last.
• 47:36
  This is from last Thursday. I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn
• 47:41
  Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones have all been fighting for
• 47:45
  years, especially by the fact that they think it's that it is
• 47:49
  wonderful for Iran, the number one sponsor of the number one
• 47:55
  state sponsor of terror, to have a nuclear weapon because they
• 47:59
  have one thing in common, like Hughes, They're stupid people.
• 48:05
  They know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows
• 48:08
  it. Two, look at their past, look at
• 48:11
  the record. They don't have what it takes.
• 48:15
  They never did. They've all been thrown off
• 48:17
  television, lost their shows, and aren't even invited on TV
• 48:22
  because nobody cares about them. They're not jobs, troublemakers,
• 48:27
  and we'll say anything necessary for some free and cheap
• 48:32
  publicity. Now they think they get some
• 48:36
  quote quote clicks because they have third rate podcast but
• 48:42
  nobody's talking about them and their views are the opposite of
• 48:47
  Mega or I wouldn't have won the presidential election in a
• 48:51
  landslide. Mega agrees with me and just
• 48:56
  gave CNNA 100% improve rating of Trump not hand flying fools like
• 49:06
  Tucker Carlson who couldn't even finish college.
• 49:10
  He was a broken man when he got when he got fired from Fox and
• 49:14
  he's never been the same. Perhaps he should see a good
• 49:19
  psychiatrist. Thank you President Trump.
• 49:21
  I've been suggesting it for months.
• 49:24
  Or Megyn Kelly who nasty ass and now famous only wrote Rosie
• 49:29
  O'Donnell question. Or crazy Candice Owens who
• 49:33
  accuses the highly respected First Lady Friends of being a
• 49:37
  man when she is not and will hopefully win lots of money in
• 49:42
  the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady
• 49:49
  Friends is a far more beautiful woman than Candace.
• 49:53
  Crazy Candace Sam. In fact, it's just crazy.
• 49:59
  In fact, it's not in close or or bankrupt Alex Jones, who says
• 50:08
  some of the dumbest things and lost his entire fortune, as he
• 50:13
  should have for his horrendous attack on the families of the
• 50:17
  Sander shooting victims. Ridiculously climbing.
• 50:22
  It was a hoax. I love how he takes every cheap
• 50:26
  shot possible here. Me too.
• 50:30
  It's it's fucking great, these so-called.
• 50:36
  And and I. And folks, this is also why I'm
• 50:39
  convinced that someone in the White House listens to this
• 50:43
  show, listens to our show, and relays it to Trump.
• 50:49
  This is the exact same shit that I for one have been ranting out
• 50:53
  for fucking months. Candace is my new favorite
• 50:58
  nickname ever he's given. Anybody.
• 51:01
  Yours actually continuing on, the so-called pundits are losers
• 51:09
  and they always losers. And now, now fake news.
• 51:16
  And now fake news. CNN, the failing New York Times
• 51:22
  and all the radical left, newer organizations are hailing them
• 51:27
  and giving them positive press for the first time in their
• 51:30
  lives. Also true, they're not MAGA.
• 51:34
  They're they're not MAGA. They're losers just trying to
• 51:38
  latch on to MAGA. And here's my favorite part as
• 51:44
  president. I could get them on my side
• 51:47
  anytime I want to. But when they call, I returned
• 51:51
  their calls because I'm too busy on world and country affairs.
• 51:57
  And after a few times, they go nasty, just like Margaret Trader
• 52:03
  Brown. But I no longer care about that
• 52:08
  stuff. I only care about doing right
• 52:10
  for our country. That is about winning and
• 52:13
  strike, not allowing Iran to have nuclear weapons.
• 52:18
  Maggot is about making America great, and these people have no
• 52:22
  idea how to do that. But I do, because the United
• 52:27
  States of America is now the hottest country anywhere in the
• 52:33
  world. Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
• 52:40
  Sorry, sorry. Sansid yeah.
• 52:47
  That is fantastic. Yeah.
• 52:53
  At a point of of correction for him earlier on, he says that
• 53:00
  they're so low IPO and they know it.
• 53:03
  You have to have a certain level of intelligence to.
• 53:10
  They got like half of this post. Would have been moot if he'd
• 53:14
  figured that part out. I just.
• 53:15
  I guess he doesn't deal with enough stupid people.
• 53:19
  No. Well, you know.
• 53:21
  Sometimes it's not about efficiency.
• 53:24
  Sometimes. You got to.
• 53:25
  Choose some motherfuckers out. Well, you know, let the man
• 53:28
  enjoy himself. Of course, I'll say this rather
• 53:32
  cathartic sail that makes a really solid.
• 53:35
  Point there about the left giving them press.
• 53:38
  I want to point out another case of that that's a little closer
• 53:41
  to our wheelhouse, Sam. All the like edgy leftoids that
• 53:45
  I follow because I do and have like been looking at are now
• 53:50
  like fans of Fuentes, the left seat, the far.
• 53:53
  Oh yeah. Seems to just love Nikki Fuentes
• 53:58
  and it it's fitting considering how homosexual he is.
• 54:04
  Fucking we, we even covered this rolling Rolling Stone magazine
• 54:09
  did like a did like a like a four page spread on him like
• 54:14
  back in January. Yeah, well, I'm sure he spread
• 54:17
  his butt hole for the writers of the story, but.
• 54:21
  Probably did. They made it.
• 54:23
  They made him look like oh, who's the?
• 54:26
  Who's the gay guy from Wham Who? He told.
• 54:29
  I want to say this, he told guys.
• 54:32
  Not. Masculine to watch Dragon Ball
• 54:35
  Z. Yeah.
• 54:36
  He's watching Euphoria. Let me tell you something.
• 54:40
  Every fucking non white dude in the world thinks that Dragon
• 54:46
  Ball Z is at least on the scale of masculinity.
• 54:50
  OK, Every single one and half of the white dudes too.
• 54:56
  Yeah. You're kidding me.
• 55:00
  Go to Mexico and tell them it's not masculine to like Dragon
• 55:03
  Ball. ZI dare you, you get.
• 55:06
  Beat up fucking. Morn like fucking euphoria.
• 55:12
  What? All I know about Euphoria is
• 55:17
  about gay zoomers and there are trans.
• 55:20
  People, that's why would I ever. That's the most I've gathered.
• 55:23
  Like wow, you know, not my generation, not my problem at
• 55:30
  this point. I I never.
• 55:33
  It's like Zoomer 9-O21-O, so it's got stuff in it, I get
• 55:39
  that, but Dino 2 wasn't for me when I was in the demographic
• 55:43
  for it. You get right it's drama, it's
• 55:45
  TV drama bullshit. But Dragon Ball Z will teach you
• 55:49
  how to be a man to some degree. If you don't have a dad, you
• 55:53
  just be like Goku. Be retarded, but but be good.
• 55:58
  Retarded, but effective. That's.
• 56:01
  Right you. Work hard and you do right the
• 56:04
  right things. It's OK to be retarded, Goku
• 56:08
  taught everybody. That it is.
• 56:10
  OK to. Be retarded if you work really
• 56:12
  hard and your heart is good. You know, if your heart's in the
• 56:16
  right place and somehow you, you fucking Rube Goldberg your way
• 56:21
  through, you know, I, I would say.
• 56:24
  He started his life with a massive head trauma that fucked
• 56:29
  him up. Different than every other
• 56:32
  saying that exists. You know what he's like Earnest.
• 56:37
  He's he's fucking earnest. Oh, and if you find a girl that
• 56:43
  feeds you, stick with her, because Chichi's bad, yes?
• 56:49
  Right. Chichi is the only person he's
• 56:55
  truly afraid of. That's fucking hilarious.
• 56:58
  That's right. Well, I don't know he he gets a
• 57:00
  little scared of Bulma sometimes.
• 57:03
  True, but he knows he could beat her up.
• 57:06
  Yeah, but. He doesn't know if he can beat
• 57:09
  up Chichi because he lets her win every time.
• 57:13
  He actually never knows what her true power level is.
• 57:17
  That is true, so you can learn all this and more.
• 57:23
  What do you learn on euphoria? How to do fentanyl?
• 57:29
  Well, that's not exactly a life skill, is it?
• 57:32
  Yeah, the. That might be more useful than
• 57:35
  you think. Well, if the war starts here,
• 57:38
  does it teach? You does it teach you how to
• 57:40
  huff Galaxy gas? This is important thing.
• 57:44
  I've never seen you I've I've never seen you for it teaches
• 57:47
  you how to. Do the.
• 57:50
  Hormone it teaches you how to do trans hormone shots like.
• 57:54
  One of the first. Wow.
• 57:57
  Someone told me I'd like it and like one of the first scenes is
• 58:01
  literally the Tran you like injecting something into their
• 58:04
  ass. So one of the first scenes in
• 58:06
  the show is about trans replacement hormone therapy.
• 58:11
  Yeah, you, you know right away that.
• 58:14
  What's the first scene in Dragon Ball?
• 58:16
  I think it's like a him, a fight with him in Piccolo.
• 58:22
  Much more based. Also Max, before I read the
• 58:26
  Trump post, did I hear you say that Curricular OD?
• 58:31
  Yes. So he was live.
• 58:33
  Streaming. At a club somewhere in Florida.
• 58:36
  I forget the exact city he was at.
• 58:38
  And. He he had been taking some to a
• 58:43
  type of drug. He was like doing the thing
• 58:46
  where it's like, dude, I feel so good.
• 58:49
  And then he was like, I don't know if I feel so good.
• 58:52
  And then he was unconscious. Yeah, dude, I feel so good.
• 58:56
  Dude I feel so bad. Dragging him out to an ambulance
• 59:00
  too. They live streamed the whole
• 59:01
  fucking thing. Oh God.
• 59:04
  I'm glad. He did not die, Sam.
• 59:06
  I want to say that first and foremost, but I.
• 59:09
  Hope. If if if in any way this message
• 59:13
  could get along to the man clavicular you're young and you
• 59:16
  have a lot of money in a in a huge future in front of you and.
• 59:20
  You'll actually give it a way. To look in a way you think is
• 59:23
  cool and you really should. Stop now and find a better path,
• 59:27
  young man. Yeah.
• 59:32
  That's all. The the, the fact that the fact
• 59:35
  that they live streamed him like being dragged out of the
• 59:39
  ambulance though, I mean. Play that for us every day.
• 59:45
  They farmed their so-called friend OD ING for content Sam.
• 59:50
  Yep. For doing that.
• 59:52
  Well, frankly, I think they might have done him a favor
• 59:54
  because I think that that should be played for him every day in
• 59:57
  rehab. Yeah, I I agree.
• 1:00:00
  Seriously. That that will get him over the
• 1:00:03
  hump. He could have died.
• 1:00:04
  I hope he gets the help he so desperately needs, honestly.
• 1:00:08
  Like, you know, making fun of him at first is one thing, but
• 1:00:13
  obviously this is a troubled young man and it's sad to watch
• 1:00:17
  a young guy. He's like 19 or 20.
• 1:00:22
  It's awful, yeah. I yeah, I always, I always just
• 1:00:27
  say that like reality TV in, in the, in the 2000s was, you know,
• 1:00:34
  cringe. But like, I don't know.
• 1:00:36
  The cloud streaming is far worse.
• 1:00:39
  Yes, like the like. The gateway doesn't usually turn
• 1:00:43
  off a lot of time when they do the IRL stuff and IRL stuff has
• 1:00:47
  the unpredictability of being in real life.
• 1:00:50
  And so that's why you got like people getting in fights.
• 1:00:53
  Now you got a guy who openly advocates doing drugs.
• 1:00:57
  That's not a secret. Clavicular says you should micro
• 1:00:59
  dose on meth. I'm not sure what drug he was
• 1:01:02
  doing. The estimation a lot of people
• 1:01:05
  say is fent because it happened quickly but who knows.
• 1:01:08
  It's I'm not a doctor and I doubt they give out his medical
• 1:01:11
  report or anything like that, but he's already been arrested
• 1:01:15
  for drugs. He's been in multiple
• 1:01:17
  altercations that that ended in. Violence get a guy out of his
• 1:01:20
  car. Arrested, he's on a path of self
• 1:01:23
  destruction and it's just sad to see because clearly he has a
• 1:01:27
  charisma and and people like to watch him and it's just, it's
• 1:01:31
  it's unfortunate to watch somebody like him crash and burn
• 1:01:35
  and it could be easily stopped. Well, so the question.
• 1:01:41
  For me. Is.
• 1:01:42
  Tough. Do they only like him to watch
• 1:01:44
  the crash and burn? That's what I was going to point
• 1:01:47
  out is that that's not necessarily a metric to point
• 1:01:50
  out. He has a fan base of like real
• 1:01:51
  fans because like, we know people or we're acquainted with
• 1:01:55
  people that are watched purely because they're in a long term
• 1:01:58
  spiral. Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Like, I mean, it's it, you know, Well, fuck, look at look at
• 1:02:04
  Jeremy right now. Like what the fuck is he doing
• 1:02:06
  right? Yeah.
• 1:02:09
  But that that's that's alcohol and whatever the fuck else he's
• 1:02:13
  on talking most of the day for him.
• 1:02:16
  Well, and you know, we, we mentioned, I mean, just like a
• 1:02:23
  few years ago when I, you know, when I first, you know, met you,
• 1:02:27
  Craig, I mean Ethan, Ralph was the one who was, you know, I
• 1:02:32
  mean Ralph, let's be fair, has never stopped spiraling.
• 1:02:37
  Well he's he is limited by the fact that he doesn't get any
• 1:02:40
  cash flow. You know Clavicular is right,
• 1:02:44
  Has enough money to do dumb shit.
• 1:02:48
  And he has been and he, he's gotten arrested.
• 1:02:50
  I believe he shot an alligator or the corpse of an alligator.
• 1:02:54
  Yeah, he and his buddy got got fined or whatever for for
• 1:02:57
  shooting up assumedly the corpse.
• 1:03:00
  It could have been a live alligator.
• 1:03:01
  That was stunning. But you know who knows?
• 1:03:04
  It's dead now. Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  And it was like he hit a guy with a car, I think.
• 1:03:11
  Right. Yeah, that was the first, that
• 1:03:14
  was the first time anybody had heard of him is the, or at least
• 1:03:17
  we did was the he hit a guy with the car.
• 1:03:20
  There was another altercation at a nightclub with him and I think
• 1:03:25
  at least one other person and there's several things.
• 1:03:30
  But then he got arrested for drug possession like a month or
• 1:03:33
  or so ago, and he's out on presumably probation or pretrial
• 1:03:39
  bail or whatever. It's you hate, you just hate to
• 1:03:44
  see it because drugs seems to be a driving factor in all of it.
• 1:03:48
  And yeah, there are people watching this man spiral out and
• 1:03:52
  do drugs and they think it's fucking hilarious.
• 1:03:54
  And I don't know, I just, I feel like shaming that culture is the
• 1:03:58
  only. Thing I can do.
• 1:03:59
  Well, you know, the worst part is like, sorry, go ahead.
• 1:04:03
  All I was going to say is this is one of the this is one of the
• 1:04:07
  big problems with in with like influencer culture, just in
• 1:04:11
  general. We we've talked how much we hate
• 1:04:15
  influencer culture and I I actually think Steve Craig's
• 1:04:20
  coast on the fake and hot tile podcast some pretty well when I
• 1:04:25
  was on there a few weeks ago. The thing out us doing this
• 1:04:30
  podcast and them doing their podcast is we can all turn off,
• 1:04:36
  you know, after we turn off the stream, we go back to our, you
• 1:04:40
  know, normal lives or whatever. But but to be an in but to be
• 1:04:45
  like an influencer or even like a YouTube or like a lot of them,
• 1:04:49
  you know, professionally, like a lot of them just have the camera
• 1:04:51
  on, you know, 24/7, you know, to the point where like they're
• 1:04:56
  literally they're literally streaming themselves taking a
• 1:04:59
  shit for content and it's just it's that has to be exhausting.
• 1:05:05
  Well, and it's not. It can't just be that either.
• 1:05:08
  Because that's. Too mundane and they have to go
• 1:05:11
  and create. This is Clavicular's problem is
• 1:05:13
  he's trying to go out and seek quote UN quote.
• 1:05:16
  Extreme Constipation with clavicular.
• 1:05:19
  Yeah. I I swear to God, if that's a
• 1:05:23
  thing. Yeah, but it it really is.
• 1:05:28
  He goes out there with the intent of it doesn't matter so
• 1:05:32
  much what happens as long as it's quote UN quote content for
• 1:05:36
  chat. Yeah, well, well, Bank Bank to
• 1:05:40
  Alaska was amazing people for for content.
• 1:05:43
  Yeah, that was that was the whole the genre of nuisance
• 1:05:47
  streamers, which, you know, Johnny Somali is emblematic of
• 1:05:50
  right now. I hope he has fun.
• 1:05:54
  In fucking prison. He's going to go to a labor camp
• 1:05:57
  prison too. Now he's going to only be going
• 1:06:01
  six months. They better work him hard,
• 1:06:03
  Roach. Them noodles at the guards,
• 1:06:05
  Johnny. He's only got 6 months of it.
• 1:06:09
  He should have gotten all fucking 10 years but.
• 1:06:13
  Facts. No.
• 1:06:14
  Like, just how many times can you get away with mocking the
• 1:06:18
  people who are deciding where you're going to be for the next
• 1:06:21
  however long before? Like it never dawned on him, it
• 1:06:26
  probably still hasn't that he shouldn't have fucking opened
• 1:06:29
  his mouth after he was told, hey, you're going to go to
• 1:06:33
  fucking trial and then probably to prison if that's the point,
• 1:06:36
  to shut the fuck up. Yeah, Mr. I'm AUS citizen.
• 1:06:41
  It's like you're in their country, man.
• 1:06:44
  The most the the best option is you get sent home.
• 1:06:47
  That's not the worst option. That's the best option.
• 1:06:52
  Universally, yeah. I mean, you know, with a few
• 1:06:58
  exceptions, maybe the UK and and well, fuck France.
• 1:07:01
  I mean not going to use them as an example either.
• 1:07:04
  If there's a few European countries, you could probably be
• 1:07:07
  a bit of an ass and like still get the slap on the wrist and
• 1:07:09
  and finish the vacation. But like.
• 1:07:13
  Well, it's even if you get away a a a lot at Little Saint James.
• 1:07:19
  Yeah, that's that's brutal. Sea land.
• 1:07:26
  Sea Land is a better example than Little Saint James.
• 1:07:30
  You can. Get a lot, get get a lot.
• 1:07:32
  Get get away with literally everything at Little Saint
• 1:07:34
  James. That's right.
• 1:07:37
  I'm pretty sure it's difficult to not get away with a lot
• 1:07:40
  there. In fact, that would probably be
• 1:07:42
  getting away with something if he didn't get away with
• 1:07:44
  something there. That's why he didn't have to
• 1:07:46
  advertise. It sold itself Freaks, man.
• 1:07:51
  Come to little St. James.
• 1:07:52
  You do whatever the fuck you want, man.
• 1:07:55
  They're like, yeah. That's the thing you have to
• 1:07:58
  ask. You don't.
• 1:07:59
  Know, let me let this guy manage my entire fucking financial
• 1:08:04
  portfolio so I can go to this island where it's just a party
• 1:08:08
  all the. Time, man.
• 1:08:10
  I wonder what's going on over there, huh?
• 1:08:13
  Isn't that fucked up the price of autopilot finances?
• 1:08:16
  As you have to as you are required to start diddling
• 1:08:19
  children. It seems, it seems like when you
• 1:08:23
  get to a certain tax bracket, it's just you got like you got
• 1:08:26
  to file your taxes and then the line on the left is to go over
• 1:08:30
  and diddle kids. Yeah.
• 1:08:31
  But that's what CTA is for. No, not not the diddling kids
• 1:08:37
  part, but the Daxes. I was going to say you.
• 1:08:40
  Probably use the same acronyms. To all the Cpas out there.
• 1:08:45
  That's the problem is it's probably the same acronym for
• 1:08:47
  both, you know the yeah, child friendly advocates say that.
• 1:08:55
  Yeah, but by the. People, Sam.
• 1:09:00
  Anyway. By the way, happy Tax Day ladies
• 1:09:03
  and gentlemen, and and fuck the IRS.
• 1:09:06
  Did you see that stupid tweet that was post put out by the DOJ
• 1:09:11
  The you know this tax day, make sure you file it.
• 1:09:14
  We're going, we go after tax cheats.
• 1:09:16
  It's like, motherfucker, we pay you.
• 1:09:20
  You're right now. You're right now effectively
• 1:09:23
  woke scolding. You're fucking employers.
• 1:09:26
  Like be lucky that we don't know who your fucking names like.
• 1:09:30
  It's impossible to get some asshole fired in the federal
• 1:09:33
  government, but you can do it. I want to take the complete.
• 1:09:37
  I want to take this moment to say that Sam is completely wrong
• 1:09:41
  and I think the IRS is great. They are wonderful and they do a
• 1:09:47
  fine job. Absolutely.
• 1:09:53
  I think they can kiss the meat between my cheeks, man.
• 1:09:58
  Yeah, and see and that's your problem.
• 1:10:01
  You got. That's what I paid them for.
• 1:10:03
  That's them a little bit. That's what I paid them for.
• 1:10:05
  God damn it. I know they're going to debase
• 1:10:08
  themselves. They better do it properly.
• 1:10:11
  OK, you pay a hooker, but she still might kiss you.
• 1:10:14
  Now. Don't pay her to have sex with
• 1:10:16
  you, you pay her to fucking leave.
• 1:10:23
  Yes. Either way.
• 1:10:29
  So, no, we should have the External Revenue Service.
• 1:10:32
  Fuck this internal shit. We need to be charging other
• 1:10:34
  people. This is the whole thing that
• 1:10:37
  this is one of those great possibilities that Trump ran on.
• 1:10:41
  Yeah, you know, hey, he might do away with the fucking income
• 1:10:44
  tax. We might be able to skirt that
• 1:10:45
  amendment. Yeah, yeah, that that actually
• 1:10:53
  is like that actually was one of Trump's campaign.
• 1:10:57
  Well, he's. He's gotten to the point where
• 1:11:01
  they're set up in a way that they can make an argument for
• 1:11:05
  eliminating lower tax brackets or reducing the progressive
• 1:11:08
  nature of the taxes across the board and drop taxes enough to
• 1:11:13
  that. We might start being able to ask
• 1:11:15
  that question in the next election again.
• 1:11:19
  But it's going to take an Article.
• 1:11:20
  It's going to take an Article 5 convention.
• 1:11:23
  We're going to have to get to that point before we can get rid
• 1:11:25
  of it. Well, I think if we reinvest,
• 1:11:29
  see here's The thing is the low income tax bracket could easily
• 1:11:34
  be reinvested into the other tax that is generally for low income
• 1:11:40
  or low IQ people, which is a gambling.
• 1:11:46
  And we'll still get that money. See more casinos, more what's,
• 1:11:53
  what's the apps that do that today like steak and all that?
• 1:11:56
  Yeah, we just need more gambling.
• 1:11:59
  We. Won't need taxes at all because
• 1:12:02
  the boomers will go and spend it all at the gambling things you
• 1:12:05
  see. Well.
• 1:12:07
  Or or or they'll, or they'll just go on DraftKings or, you
• 1:12:11
  know, whatever is the, the, the sports.
• 1:12:14
  There you go. DraftKings.
• 1:12:16
  We get, we get all of the stake, all the betting apps, Yeah, we
• 1:12:21
  got to invest in that. The government should be running
• 1:12:24
  gambling. Oh oh damn, Max I I, I made fun
• 1:12:28
  of DraftKings. Now they'll never.
• 1:12:30
  Now they'll never sponsor. Brother, we do have government
• 1:12:34
  run gambling 1 it's called the government itself because let's
• 1:12:38
  be honest, it's a gamble if they're going to do it, the
• 1:12:39
  fucking one. But 2 they run the Lotto, they
• 1:12:42
  run the state lottos. They run state lottos exactly.
• 1:12:45
  I suppose there should be a federal or.
• 1:12:47
  We need more of that so that we can reduce.
• 1:12:50
  See the the lower middle class and below.
• 1:12:54
  If you put more gambling in front of them, you wouldn't have
• 1:12:58
  to tax them at all. Well, so the.
• 1:13:02
  And what else? What else is highly taxed that
• 1:13:04
  they would like? And beer.
• 1:13:06
  And cigarettes. Oh wait, they already do you.
• 1:13:10
  Need excise taxes? Hold the phone.
• 1:13:16
  So here's a thought. Oh God.
• 1:13:23
  They have fun. So you see, not only do they
• 1:13:28
  need gambling, they need a system by which they can get in
• 1:13:33
  advance. Because not everybody's got a
• 1:13:35
  check, you know, 2A week before, a week before the 1st of the
• 1:13:40
  month, you know what I mean? Not everybody's going to be on
• 1:13:42
  board. So they need some kind of system
• 1:13:45
  of credit. But it can't just be that it's a
• 1:13:48
  personal account. You see, you have to distribute
• 1:13:52
  this responsibility among the people because we are talking
• 1:13:55
  about a social safety net of sorts.
• 1:13:58
  So it could be a sort of, you know, a social credit, maybe
• 1:14:03
  even like a social, you know, it could be, it could be graded on
• 1:14:06
  your efforts. So like a score, like a social
• 1:14:09
  credit score of some sort. Oh, based on how many times you
• 1:14:14
  pull the jackpot. Lever it goes higher.
• 1:14:18
  I don't like it. Like a good citizen, right?
• 1:14:24
  Yeah. Yeah, I pivoted that one hard,
• 1:14:26
  didn't I? That took a second.
• 1:14:29
  You got to pull the jackpot lever and then you got to go
• 1:14:32
  over to the blackjack table and say hit me.
• 1:14:36
  And that's your requirement to get take part of the program and
• 1:14:41
  those tables too. We could rig those tables so
• 1:14:43
  that you win the bare minimum and you go back to the regular
• 1:14:46
  tables. For those who missed that bait
• 1:14:50
  and switch, that was me referencing China's social
• 1:14:52
  credit score. But just I'm sure you guys got
• 1:14:58
  it. Yeah.
• 1:15:00
  We can do bond from it now. I got it.
• 1:15:04
  I the, the scary thing is is there's at least there's at
• 1:15:09
  least one party, there's at least one side of the country
• 1:15:13
  who heard that. And it's like, wow, that's a
• 1:15:17
  great idea. The if you said mandatory
• 1:15:25
  homosexuality would be like, yeah, let me think about that.
• 1:15:28
  That sounds good. Well, you see, there's a,
• 1:15:30
  there's the same people who would it, it's, it's one of
• 1:15:33
  those funny little things where there's a small difference that
• 1:15:36
  divides the ends of the horseshoe.
• 1:15:38
  You see, there's a group of people that would be very
• 1:15:40
  interested in having mandatory girlfriends.
• 1:15:44
  Then there's, then there's another group of people that
• 1:15:46
  would be very interested in having mandatory boyfriends.
• 1:15:50
  And it depends on who you are and how that affects you
• 1:15:54
  personally as to whether or not you're a communist or a fascist.
• 1:15:59
  Yeah, and then the and then the. Rest of these are like.
• 1:16:02
  Shut up, nerd. Rest of us are like hop out of a
• 1:16:07
  helicopter man, I don't care which one.
• 1:16:11
  Well, that's where it goes eventually.
• 1:16:14
  Right now it's just annoying. And I'm not saying without a
• 1:16:16
  parachute. We're like, oh cops stop these
• 1:16:20
  assholes from acting like assholes in the streets, but
• 1:16:23
  eventually you get Pinochet. Yeah, I mean, that's The thing
• 1:16:29
  is people don't realize how quickly the shit hits the fan.
• 1:16:33
  You know, the Bosnia meme was pretty fucking accurate.
• 1:16:37
  And they don't realize how quickly you hit the ground after
• 1:16:40
  being thrown out of a helicopter, either.
• 1:16:43
  Yeah, terminal velocity is about 120 miles an hour.
• 1:16:48
  There's roller coasters that go that fast.
• 1:16:49
  You can feel the fucking back of your skull pressing towards the
• 1:16:53
  front in that headrest. And just enough time to think
• 1:16:57
  about it. Yeah, you get to recognize you
• 1:17:02
  are about to die and then you don't get to contemplate it
• 1:17:05
  much, but you do get to shit your pants.
• 1:17:07
  Although. I gotta say the the Scarface
• 1:17:11
  version of it is much cooler where they hang the guy out the
• 1:17:14
  helicopter. That shit, like just for a
• 1:17:19
  visual, that shit says we go hard as fuck.
• 1:17:27
  So, so So what you're saying is we we hang a son piker out of a
• 1:17:31
  helicopter like that? No, no, no saying at.
• 1:17:36
  Least son Piker is a terrorist. I am saying that we might
• 1:17:40
  consider hanging terrorists. And if he so happens to be 1.
• 1:17:45
  Well. Exactly.
• 1:17:47
  That would be decided by a court though, Sam.
• 1:17:52
  I'm an American after all. Well, you see, he he only he's
• 1:17:56
  not a terrorist, he just materially supports them, which,
• 1:17:59
  you know, also against the law. It's against the law that one,
• 1:18:02
  to be fair, doesn't get you hung.
• 1:18:06
  No, it gets you put in a jail cell with someone who is hung.
• 1:18:10
  That's right, that one gets you raped.
• 1:18:13
  Well, he might. He might like that though.
• 1:18:16
  He might like that though. We all joke about that.
• 1:18:20
  But then when that big hairy cellmate who doesn't bathe very
• 1:18:24
  much looks across the room at them, they probably don't like
• 1:18:28
  it as much as you think, even if they're, I mean, Chris Cantwell
• 1:18:36
  denies having had sex in jail in all his years there with men,
• 1:18:41
  but he says he had mad sex on the outside.
• 1:18:44
  And to some degree I believe him because I think that the caliber
• 1:18:47
  of men in there, I mean, at least by choice, the caliber of
• 1:18:51
  men in there probably wasn't the best pickings of society on
• 1:18:56
  account of its jail. Sure.
• 1:19:03
  So that's. Not necessarily going to be a
• 1:19:05
  picnic in that regard. Hey, man, Good.
• 1:19:10
  Hey man, beggars cannot be choosers.
• 1:19:13
  Well, like for example, what if you're a top?
• 1:19:19
  Exactly. Not anymore, bitch.
• 1:19:28
  Like that movie, Let's go to prison.
• 1:19:31
  There you go. Hey, you know it's I I don't
• 1:19:45
  even know what my point point was.
• 1:19:48
  That's. Right, because we veered off
• 1:19:51
  into prison rape jokes. I honest.
• 1:19:59
  Sam, we were talking about how communists aren't actually
• 1:20:02
  people. Well, I mean, I mean that that's
• 1:20:05
  kind of the that's kind of the, that's kind of the overarching,
• 1:20:09
  you know, theme of the show is. Oh wait, no, we also included
• 1:20:13
  fascists. Fair.
• 1:20:15
  Yeah, let's keep. It going, yeah, they're all
• 1:20:17
  socialists, yeah. Right.
• 1:20:19
  Yeah, Socialists, communists, fascists, whatever.
• 1:20:24
  Are you an? American.
• 1:20:26
  That's my big question now. Like I'll throw in the Canadians
• 1:20:30
  and the most of the Brits. And.
• 1:20:34
  What the Irish? And.
• 1:20:36
  You know, are you an American? If not, I don't think I can
• 1:20:39
  trust you. And the good thing, Sam, is the
• 1:20:42
  Americans that you can't trust, when you ask that question, they
• 1:20:46
  will either say no and lie to you and say they're not American
• 1:20:50
  or or they will say yes but they're absolutely disgusted so
• 1:20:55
  you can spot them immediately. Now, now, which one would you
• 1:21:02
  put like, you know, all all these, you know, grifters into
• 1:21:07
  like, like Candace Owens and Tucker?
• 1:21:13
  I think that we should have a like, all right.
• 1:21:17
  You familiar with streamer houses, Sam?
• 1:21:20
  Yes, I am. OK, bear with me.
• 1:21:23
  A streamer camp, right where we take all the grifters and we
• 1:21:31
  have them face off like, and we, we could have Jet Neptune and
• 1:21:35
  Sam Hyde run this. That's my suggestion.
• 1:21:38
  And it would be like challenges and things that they would do on
• 1:21:42
  a daily basis for an audience. And then you'd be able also to
• 1:21:47
  like send in chat messages. I I like this.
• 1:21:52
  Yeah, basically just fish tank, but for grifters and it's not
• 1:21:57
  consensual and you can't leave. And then we have Frank Hassle
• 1:22:01
  come in and throw a poop on you. It'll be great.
• 1:22:07
  I I don't, I don't like to see Tucker continuously try and LARP
• 1:22:11
  as a New Englander, well, getting well, getting, you know,
• 1:22:18
  thesis to. Envision it a little like Sam
• 1:22:20
  Hyde running Arkham Asylum, but for grifters.
• 1:22:26
  Well, yeah, that would be that would be very, that would be
• 1:22:29
  very entertaining. I mean, if he's too busy, I
• 1:22:33
  could definitely figure out some ways to keep them.
• 1:22:37
  I mean, they're, they're entertainers by trade, Sam,
• 1:22:40
  right? They're all about entertaining
• 1:22:42
  and they have no shame. We've proven this.
• 1:22:45
  So I will have them eating dog food.
• 1:22:48
  I will have them fighting over their nightly rations and voting
• 1:22:52
  each other off of the island. But they don't get to leave.
• 1:22:55
  That's the twist, Sam. They get voted off the island
• 1:22:57
  and then they have to stay. To be fair, they never really
• 1:23:02
  left the island in the other shows either, right?
• 1:23:04
  They just got to go stay at the hotel.
• 1:23:08
  But in this case, they have to sleep in the bedroom with
• 1:23:11
  everybody that voted them out. I would do all kinds of fun
• 1:23:20
  stuff, physical challenges, boxing, kickboxing.
• 1:23:25
  We would have obstacle courses. Have you ever seen Double Dare
• 1:23:29
  Sam? Long time ago, long time ago,
• 1:23:34
  but yes. Add in some spikes and grinders
• 1:23:39
  and things. Oh, Oh, dear God, have have have
• 1:23:45
  you seen Tucker Carlson that that guy couldn't do one of
• 1:23:48
  those? He.
• 1:23:51
  Might. I will sell Sam.
• 1:23:53
  He might die if. You put a cocaine barrier after
• 1:23:55
  him. We're going to put we're going
• 1:23:58
  to put Tucker Carlson and Hassan Piker as roommates.
• 1:24:05
  Keep them away from the ghosts, please.
• 1:24:08
  Yeah. No goats present at all.
• 1:24:10
  Like you can't have goats around.
• 1:24:12
  There's going to be Hassan there.
• 1:24:14
  You also can't have dogs. Yep.
• 1:24:20
  Because Candace is there, and she might eat it.
• 1:24:23
  Yeah. People thought I was going to go
• 1:24:26
  with the shocking thing. How's he going to shock anybody?
• 1:24:29
  He's in a jail. I mean a camp.
• 1:24:31
  I mean stream camp, content camp Sam.
• 1:24:36
  It's called Content Camp. It would.
• 1:24:39
  It would be very funny if, if now it will be.
• 1:24:42
  It would be very funny if if, if Hassan got a collar put on him.
• 1:24:50
  That's day one. We're going to put a shot caller
• 1:24:52
  on everybody. That's the twist, Sam.
• 1:24:55
  You think we're going to put one on Hassan?
• 1:24:57
  No, we're going to put a shock color on everybody and we're
• 1:24:59
  going to give Hassan a button that will shock them all at once
• 1:25:02
  and tell him not to press it. See, I can think of things to
• 1:25:10
  do. This would be content.
• 1:25:13
  People would watch Sam. I'm back.
• 1:25:17
  We're going to, we're going to water board Hassan to get all
• 1:25:21
  his secrets out so that we know where he planted the bombs.
• 1:25:25
  I mean allegedly planted the propaganda.
• 1:25:31
  That. Live water boarding?
• 1:25:35
  Is that not content Sam? Have you ever?
• 1:25:38
  Seen a live waterboarding? You've seen a LiveLeak
• 1:25:41
  waterboarding but have you seen it live?
• 1:25:43
  And did chat get to send in text messages while it was going on?
• 1:25:47
  I don't think so. No I, no I.
• 1:25:51
  Gets to do the waterboarding of Hassan Asmin golf.
• 1:25:59
  Of course I I don't, I don't pay for it.
• 1:26:01
  I don't pay for that. See Can't review Sam.
• 1:26:05
  We could have and you wouldn't need Netflix.
• 1:26:08
  You wouldn't need a subscription to anything else.
• 1:26:11
  You would just subscribe to this and you can watch all of these
• 1:26:15
  annoying grifters. We'll get that fucking that Hee
• 1:26:18
  Haw bitch the the hawk to a girl.
• 1:26:22
  She'll be in there sucking all the Dicks.
• 1:26:24
  Candace will be right there with her sucking all the Dicks too.
• 1:26:28
  We'll have who else is annoying Johnny Somali.
• 1:26:31
  Once he's out of prison, he's going to show up.
• 1:26:34
  He's just going to move in. He's going to throw noodles at
• 1:26:37
  everybody and act like an asshole, and he's going to get
• 1:26:39
  beat up. Everybody will pay to see Johnny
• 1:26:42
  smile, get beat up. Who's going to beat him up, Sam?
• 1:26:45
  Brock fucking Lesnar. Will, will will.
• 1:26:48
  Will we have will we have Big Alaska show up at one point?
• 1:26:54
  Alaska is probably going to have to be like.
• 1:26:58
  He's what big to. Ask you would be part of like,
• 1:27:01
  he'd be the guy that snitches on everybody.
• 1:27:04
  He's he's the challenge, you see he likes butt stuff.
• 1:27:07
  So they're going to have to deal with that.
• 1:27:11
  That's right, anybody who's ever done butt stuff on camera too.
• 1:27:15
  So that drunken peasant guy, Gavin McGuinness, all that, they
• 1:27:19
  go in the content cave too. Oh.
• 1:27:22
  God, the Amazing Atheist. Yeah, disappeared hard.
• 1:27:29
  Well, that banana disappeared up his rectum.
• 1:27:34
  That took so long to catch up with him again and again.
• 1:27:38
  I imagine it took a long time to get a banana in his asshole.
• 1:27:44
  Why would you even? You know, because find him.
• 1:27:49
  Because he's a gay man, Sam. Why else would you put a banana
• 1:27:55
  in your butt? I.
• 1:27:58
  Give me one. The bigger.
• 1:28:01
  One valid reason you would put a banana in your butt, besides
• 1:28:05
  being at least partially gay. I.
• 1:28:11
  Why would you filled it? Yeah, I can't think of.
• 1:28:17
  Yeah. I can't think of a good.
• 1:28:19
  I can't think of a good. I can't think of a good reason.
• 1:28:22
  Sam, if aliens came down and they put their ray guns to your
• 1:28:28
  face and they said, Sam, it's your time, we're calling you
• 1:28:31
  out. Do you love America?
• 1:28:35
  What would you say? Fuck yeah I do.
• 1:28:41
  Now what if they said here's a banana?
• 1:28:43
  Here's a banana, and if you don't put it in your butt, we're
• 1:28:50
  going to destroy America right now.
• 1:28:52
  Sam. Would you put the banana in your
• 1:28:54
  butt to save America, Sam? I, I I would be.
• 1:29:07
  Now, you know these are real aliens that you can't.
• 1:29:10
  There's no like, because it's a hypothetical so that all base is
• 1:29:14
  covered. You know, they have a doomsday
• 1:29:16
  device and it is pointed at America and they have the power
• 1:29:20
  to do this, and the only way to stop it for some fucking
• 1:29:23
  unforeseen reason, through the power of comedy.
• 1:29:28
  This is their request, and if you do it, they're going to
• 1:29:31
  leave. But if you don't, America is
• 1:29:34
  doomed. It all rides on Sam Whitfield's
• 1:29:40
  rectum and how much potassium? Never mind.
• 1:29:48
  I mean, I mean, I guess we do poop when you put it that way.
• 1:29:53
  I would. I got to give, I got to give
• 1:29:57
  Shmuley credit on this one because the original is Would
• 1:30:00
  you suck a Dick for America? But the banana in the butt works
• 1:30:04
  equally as good. But he got so many people with
• 1:30:07
  that one over the years. Because that's the trick, right?
• 1:30:10
  You're putting somebody on the spot.
• 1:30:11
  It's like, would you fucking do this embarrassing thing?
• 1:30:14
  And you're like, yeah, but I do love America.
• 1:30:16
  And I would be a big hypocrite if I said no.
• 1:30:20
  Fuck that shit. That's easy.
• 1:30:24
  I think the bullet man suck. A Dick to save America.
• 1:30:28
  There's been a few, there have been a few poles, there have
• 1:30:32
  been a few poles that have been put out on X recently involving
• 1:30:35
  some very disgusting options. And often times they are framed
• 1:30:38
  with gun to your head. I'm like, oh, I've got option
• 1:30:41
  five. I'm pulling the trigger.
• 1:30:46
  It's the aliens. I'm pressing the button, I'm
• 1:30:48
  making sure that they're they're handcuffed to the fucking table
• 1:30:52
  to die with the rest of us. Yeah.
• 1:30:56
  Oh, well, I mean, in, in, in this one, see, I mean, death is
• 1:31:01
  the other option regardless, right?
• 1:31:03
  You're not just gonna you're American, aren't you?
• 1:31:07
  You think you're excluded? Now, now, now the question is in
• 1:31:15
  saving America, would, would things like actually improve or
• 1:31:22
  would they just stay the the would they stay?
• 1:31:26
  However, it improves. It now has a recording of you
• 1:31:29
  putting a banana up your butt. That's true, and that saved the
• 1:31:34
  world, or at least America. But.
• 1:31:36
  The. Well, you'll.
• 1:31:40
  Be a hero, Sam. There'll be a picture of you
• 1:31:42
  with a banana on your butt on every billboard.
• 1:31:49
  Well, I well, well, I don't know.
• 1:31:52
  I don't know. Maybe America isn't worth
• 1:31:54
  saving. Scam with a banana sticking out
• 1:32:02
  then downtown Times Square he go has to go to the opening.
• 1:32:06
  I get it, never mind. You have gifts of that guy
• 1:32:10
  going. It's peanut butter Jelly time
• 1:32:11
  everywhere. Now.
• 1:32:15
  Series named Banana. Butt.
• 1:32:19
  Now. Now would Martheus do that?
• 1:32:23
  Well, we removed his rectum. How else is he going to function
• 1:32:26
  as a robot in outer space if he has to shit all the time?
• 1:32:35
  Won't think, won't think, won't think of something equally
• 1:32:39
  humiliating for him. Well.
• 1:32:45
  My my question is who has access to this compliment?
• 1:32:49
  It's published internationally, it's a global phenomenon.
• 1:32:52
  It's on. Well, yeah, there's there's.
• 1:32:55
  As it happens. They're streaming OK, The the
• 1:32:58
  the no, I'm, I'm sorry, America. Like, like the aliens.
• 1:33:05
  They're aliens. So they're beaming this, the
• 1:33:07
  events going on of you saying yes or no to the whole world at
• 1:33:12
  once, and everybody's waiting with bated breath.
• 1:33:14
  Are you gonna put never mind? I can't.
• 1:33:16
  Wait, I'm sorry, America. Now, now, would you do it back?
• 1:33:22
  You're the one asking. You're the one asking the weird
• 1:33:25
  question. Don't let me put it back on you.
• 1:33:28
  Of course, to save America millions, hundreds of millions
• 1:33:33
  of lives. Sam, you can laugh at me.
• 1:33:37
  It's OK. The real joy the.
• 1:33:40
  Hypothetical. Is worth being, you know, the
• 1:33:46
  guy. Like, look, there's worse things
• 1:33:51
  you could have to do to save America.
• 1:33:53
  Is all I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
• 1:33:58
  Mean if if I'm presented with banana up the butt or fuck Lily
• 1:34:02
  Phillips banana's a comment. Oof, Yeah, that's, yeah, that's
• 1:34:11
  a tough one. I I was going to say, well,
• 1:34:14
  jeez, Hillary Clinton is actually worse.
• 1:34:20
  OK, Oh fine, Sam. Hillary Clinton or Lily
• 1:34:24
  Phillips? Lolly Phillips actually is
• 1:34:32
  actually is. Is there like a?
• 1:34:35
  Is there is? Is there like a?
• 1:34:37
  Is there a? Is there a gun on the table?
• 1:34:42
  Yes, OK, well, it's Gun Lolly Phillips for Hillary.
• 1:34:49
  All right, how about this? You have to, you have to
• 1:34:52
  sodomize one of them in order to get the the first bullet.
• 1:34:59
  What's, what's the order of operations here?
• 1:35:03
  Who's it going to be first? Probably, probably all Boy
• 1:35:10
  Phillips. There are 5 bullets available so
• 1:35:13
  that at the end, should you choose, you can skip suicide and
• 1:35:17
  put two in the head of the person who put this whole thing
• 1:35:20
  together. I got nothing to do with that.
• 1:35:24
  I wouldn't try to contain Hillary Clinton.
• 1:35:27
  That's like trying to contain Beelzebub.
• 1:35:31
  I mean, by the end of it, it might be with Bruce Willis and
• 1:35:34
  Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction when they both says, hey, you all
• 1:35:41
  right? No, I am not all right.
• 1:35:47
  Hillary Clinton's into young girls anyway, so it's fine.
• 1:35:53
  Yeah. Well, she's into them.
• 1:35:57
  She's on top of them on occasion, she's around them.
• 1:36:00
  She's feasting on their remains. So what you're saying is she
• 1:36:06
  filmed the Internet with Monica? Yeah.
• 1:36:10
  The only question is whether. That.
• 1:36:12
  Probably whether that tape will come out before or after the
• 1:36:18
  frazzle drip. Tape.
• 1:36:26
  Oof. Oof, Sir, oof.
• 1:36:32
  I am. But Pizza gate's not real, guys.
• 1:36:36
  It just so happens that Jeffrey Epstein always talked about
• 1:36:40
  pizza. Topical dude.
• 1:36:43
  They're looking at opening up a pizza gate investigation.
• 1:36:48
  Finally, about fucking time. Again.
• 1:36:52
  Again. I mean, well, now the news is
• 1:36:55
  going on about aliens. They.
• 1:36:56
  Debunked it. The news just said it was
• 1:36:58
  debunked and that was that. Oh.
• 1:37:01
  Yeah, yeah. The guy who said it was debunked
• 1:37:03
  ended up having a boatload of child porn.
• 1:37:06
  Go figure. Funny that.
• 1:37:11
  Yeah, funny how it works. Thing ties back into what's his
• 1:37:15
  face? Podesta and his brother, too.
• 1:37:17
  Yeah, Captain, password with an ampersand.
• 1:37:19
  Sorry at sign. Which means it's also, in a way
• 1:37:26
  tied to those bathroom server emails and all that.
• 1:37:32
  Well, the one guy entered that pizza shop and walked over to
• 1:37:37
  that backroom and shot through the door into the computers.
• 1:37:41
  Allegedly that was it. Allegedly that was it, you know,
• 1:37:46
  gave up and got arrested or whatever.
• 1:37:50
  Yeah, they they frame it as a mass shooting, although like no
• 1:37:53
  matter how you look at it, there is no reported victim at all and
• 1:37:57
  it's questionable whether or not shots were even fired.
• 1:38:02
  Well, as I well, as I understand it, the distinction now is it's
• 1:38:06
  they split the category. They have a mass shooting which
• 1:38:09
  involves more than a certain number of people, and a mass
• 1:38:13
  casualty event is where more than it's either three or four
• 1:38:16
  people are harmed, which, you know, it's like, come on.
• 1:38:22
  Making that distinction at the time, to be fair, I think they
• 1:38:26
  just wanted you to think that a bunch of people got shot by a
• 1:38:30
  crazy conspiracy theorist, right?
• 1:38:33
  Which leads into to be to be fair, that's the exact kind of
• 1:38:37
  thing I would expect, especially after that conversation a couple
• 1:38:40
  of weeks ago with Rob Rosen, which I still say people should
• 1:38:42
  go check out. Oh.
• 1:38:44
  Yeah. One of our better episodes ever.
• 1:38:46
  We basically said that's how the meeting works, right?
• 1:38:50
  Is that, you know, a reporter there would OfferUp the story
• 1:38:54
  that way because their agenda is a certain thing, and so their
• 1:38:58
  way would be like, well, if we'd frame it like this was this
• 1:39:01
  crazed mass shooting of a psychopath that heard
• 1:39:03
  conspiracies online. We can demonize it and and you
• 1:39:08
  know, make these extremists on 4 Chan look crazy or whatever.
• 1:39:13
  They already do look crazy. Oh, they do.
• 1:39:16
  And it it. It's not hard, but OK, crazy.
• 1:39:19
  Here. They didn't want them to talk
• 1:39:21
  about. The problem with the 4 Chan
• 1:39:23
  crazies is they're not always wrong.
• 1:39:28
  That's true. That's.
• 1:39:28
  The real problem? You know that the 4 Chan crazies
• 1:39:30
  get stuff right sometimes and they don't like that at all.
• 1:39:34
  It's it's funny because the 4 Chan crazies getting stuff right
• 1:39:37
  riles up the establishment more than Alex Jones ever did.
• 1:39:42
  Yeah. When the crazies on 4 Chan are
• 1:39:45
  right, they start freaking out. Well, well, that that's how the
• 1:39:49
  whole, you know, Q Anon thing started right?
• 1:39:52
  Like it's like Q Anon from I Remember Remember literally
• 1:39:55
  started as like a shit host joke from like 4 Chan.
• 1:40:00
  And the moderators on 4 Chan, they were behind it and it
• 1:40:05
  spiraled out of their control. And then everybody started doing
• 1:40:09
  it. Real.
• 1:40:10
  And you say who's Q and it's it's nobody.
• 1:40:14
  Yeah, that's the problem. And now my somebody.
• 1:40:17
  Close to the whole they know what's up.
• 1:40:20
  Don't worry about who it is, listen to what it's.
• 1:40:23
  Saying it's a community scale Ouija board, that's the funniest
• 1:40:26
  part of it. And then and then and then, and
• 1:40:29
  then in 2020, I had my, I had my, I had my baby boomer
• 1:40:33
  neighbor, like texting me, you know, shit.
• 1:40:38
  And they thought. Trust the plan.
• 1:40:40
  They they thought that. They thought that he was real.
• 1:40:46
  I feel bad for those. AFK Junior is not dead 1.
• 1:40:51
  Oh yeah, that. Yeah, that.
• 1:40:53
  One for president too, and somehow his politics are just
• 1:40:59
  the perfect politics of all time.
• 1:41:01
  For you personally, whoever you are I'm talking to.
• 1:41:06
  What an attractive theory. This mysterious figure that you
• 1:41:09
  don't know much about is going to come back from the dead and
• 1:41:13
  save everybody because his dad got murdered in the 60s and
• 1:41:17
  boomers have a mythology about that.
• 1:41:21
  My my. Reality is JFK Junior was a
• 1:41:25
  party animal Playboy and really didn't have much politics.
• 1:41:29
  OK. Yeah.
• 1:41:32
  No, no, my, no. My my favorite thing with that
• 1:41:36
  Max is, is the JFK Junior allegedly faked his death
• 1:41:43
  specifically so that he could so that he could run as Trump's
• 1:41:48
  vice president in 2024. Almost a full 2 decades after
• 1:41:55
  his alleged non death. Well, he planned it exactly,
• 1:42:00
  exactly like exactly like that. Because anybody could have seen
• 1:42:06
  that Trump was going to be president.
• 1:42:09
  Anybody could have seen that Obama was going to be president,
• 1:42:12
  too, and then people might not like him very much.
• 1:42:14
  Yeah, it's amazing that people bought into that for one second.
• 1:42:18
  But it's like I say, there's a mythology about JFK,
• 1:42:21
  particularly among boomers, and anything that you can directly
• 1:42:25
  tie to him, they have almost mysticism about it.
• 1:42:30
  So just the name JFK, you see they get this way with RFK
• 1:42:34
  Junior in a lot of ways, right? And it's like that.
• 1:42:37
  And and then half of them now they're triggered because he's a
• 1:42:40
  Trump guy. Yeah.
• 1:42:44
  So the Kennedy name holds wait for people almost like a like as
• 1:42:49
  almost messianic figure to a boomers on the left especially.
• 1:42:53
  And I, and I will, I will say this, I, I do worry about that
• 1:42:58
  kind of with, I do kind of worry about that a little bit with,
• 1:43:03
  with Charlie Kirk, because I've seen a lot of these same people
• 1:43:08
  like trying to basically turn Charlie Cook into like a St.
• 1:43:14
  And they've said some like, well, well, he would have been,
• 1:43:17
  he would have been like a future president in the United States.
• 1:43:19
  And it's like, well, maybe. When that came up, Sam and I
• 1:43:23
  immediately said he he didn't commit any miracles.
• 1:43:26
  How could he be a St. Can't they be posthumous though?
• 1:43:31
  No, you have to have done miracles.
• 1:43:33
  I guess the miracles could be posthumous, but the Catholic
• 1:43:36
  Church has to consider the miracles.
• 1:43:38
  Right. That's why all I'm saying there
• 1:43:41
  is there's still a chance. Yeah, they won't do that.
• 1:43:45
  Almost. Certainly, probably not, but
• 1:43:46
  like, there's a chance. Yeah, but no, this, this whole,
• 1:43:52
  you know. It took them, it took them a
• 1:43:53
  long time to nominate Mother Teresa.
• 1:43:56
  That's true and she was a cunt. Well, what?
• 1:44:00
  Well, like I and like I said, I'm not trying to speak I'll of,
• 1:44:03
  you know, of the dead, but all these people are like who are
• 1:44:08
  like the conservative movement, like Charlotte Hurric was the
• 1:44:11
  glue that, you know, kept the conservative movement together.
• 1:44:14
  It's like, OK, come on. Like, wasn't he?
• 1:44:17
  31 when he passed. Like, these people have such
• 1:44:21
  short minds. It's amazing to me.
• 1:44:25
  He's so young. He, yeah, he had a good, a
• 1:44:28
  really good decade of organizing and and pushing things forward
• 1:44:32
  and speaking. I'm not trying to downplay that,
• 1:44:35
  but they act as if he had been, you know, leading some sort of
• 1:44:40
  movement for the longest time ever.
• 1:44:42
  No, let me tell you that there weren't a lot of unifying
• 1:44:46
  figures in the previous like 20 years of being a conservative
• 1:44:51
  unless you were a neoconservative.
• 1:44:54
  I'll say this, he he probably was their bigot that like he
• 1:44:58
  probably was the conservatives biggest ground game person.
• 1:45:04
  The yeah, the organizing. That's why I.
• 1:45:06
  Wanted to throw that in there. Yeah, like, I'd say I'd say
• 1:45:09
  that. And like, and I do think that
• 1:45:14
  Erica Kirk is a royal fucking downgrade.
• 1:45:17
  Pardon my French royal that. Wow.
• 1:45:21
  I mean. As long as you don't think she's
• 1:45:22
  a robot that needs to be stabbed, we're probably fine.
• 1:45:27
  No, I mean I'm saying it it's she she it's not good.
• 1:45:31
  I I and I'm not saying that Charlie Kirk was some great like
• 1:45:37
  St. by any stretch of the imagination, but like man,
• 1:45:43
  Erica, this is like at least at least there was some sort of
• 1:45:47
  like moderate kind of draw. And I think Erica, like with
• 1:45:52
  Erica, it's like very, you could tell it's very right, hard, like
• 1:46:00
  I don't want to say hard right, but very.
• 1:46:02
  Yeah. Very hard, right.
• 1:46:04
  So like I I it's, it's almost like a pushing people away kind
• 1:46:09
  of thing. Like I, I mean, shit, Charlie
• 1:46:12
  Kirk even had like lady, lady manga.
• 1:46:15
  Now we we can have we can have that conversation too.
• 1:46:18
  But like lady manga thing like right, Yeah, but I mean, I'm
• 1:46:23
  saying his, his, his, his messaging at least kind of
• 1:46:30
  brought people in even though they were weird too.
• 1:46:34
  But it was like a like with Erica, it's like.
• 1:46:37
  I think their thought process was that she might appeal to
• 1:46:41
  women internally and if I were to take at why they did that.
• 1:46:45
  Probably. Well, yeah, I mean, I would
• 1:46:47
  agree with that. You remember it happened so fast
• 1:46:50
  after his death that she got named as the president, I think.
• 1:46:53
  I don't think. That was a good thought at all.
• 1:46:56
  That they didn't need to immediately shove her into that
• 1:47:00
  position regardless if she wanted it or not, right?
• 1:47:03
  You're. Going to need like if you're
• 1:47:05
  going to replace Charlie Kirk, you need to be at first, first
• 1:47:08
  of all, you need to be able to interact with other people And,
• 1:47:11
  and I think Erica Kirk struggles a little bit in that regard.
• 1:47:15
  Like you, you could tell like when people are asking her
• 1:47:17
  questions, she kind of struggles to like interact.
• 1:47:21
  I'm like, holy God, you're going to you're, you're not replacing
• 1:47:25
  Charlie Kirk like Charlie Kirk now again, say what you want,
• 1:47:28
  like he had a he did have flaws. He did have his little missteps
• 1:47:32
  or whatever, But like he at least knew how to interact with
• 1:47:37
  others. Like there was a very there's
• 1:47:40
  like an interactive bubble there that's missing.
• 1:47:43
  He did. He did something we often talk
• 1:47:46
  about on the show, which is to meet people where they are at.
• 1:47:49
  Yeah, yeah. Not where you want them to be,
• 1:47:52
  yeah. To be to be fair though, to like
• 1:47:55
  her not being super sharp, like, like you have to consider there
• 1:48:00
  too. Like, you know, she had she
• 1:48:02
  little got thrust into this position like immediately after
• 1:48:07
  her husband died. When you know, like she's she's
• 1:48:10
  Cat, she's catatonic, Basically, yeah.
• 1:48:14
  That's a good point is that it still has not been a full
• 1:48:17
  calendar year. Yeah, which is why.
• 1:48:21
  I would have said not to put her in that position regardless of
• 1:48:24
  if she wants it or whatever. Even if you think she's the best
• 1:48:27
  one for the job, it seems maybe not the best idea.
• 1:48:31
  Probably not the best time, probably not the best time for
• 1:48:34
  it either. Like I, I don't, it's hard for
• 1:48:36
  me to imagine that that like, I mean, how do you, how are you
• 1:48:40
  ever going to get ready? But like, I don't, I don't think
• 1:48:43
  that like like like Erica really wasn't a figure before.
• 1:48:50
  I. Before, before Charlie was
• 1:48:53
  assassinated, like I, I don't like I I'd I'd never seen her.
• 1:48:58
  I'd involved. Makes.
• 1:48:59
  Sense photos like beyond that, like I like and then all of a
• 1:49:03
  sudden she's like in the in front of the spotlight and I I
• 1:49:07
  I'm like, is she really or is that a wise idea to put her in
• 1:49:11
  front? It's fine.
• 1:49:12
  I would say it's fine for her to attributes and things have been
• 1:49:17
  on a stage, but the fact that she is center stage with the
• 1:49:21
  spotlight on her as the most important person there is
• 1:49:24
  probably just not a wise idea for somebody in the mourning for
• 1:49:27
  their husband. Yeah.
• 1:49:29
  Well, and then. And then every time she tries to
• 1:49:32
  come off confident, calm, happy, somebody takes that picture and
• 1:49:36
  says, see, she just lost her husband, but she's smiling and
• 1:49:40
  it makes her look bad. And it shouldn't.
• 1:49:43
  You're allowed to move on in life.
• 1:49:45
  You're allowed to have moments where you smile, moments where
• 1:49:48
  you laugh. All that shit's normal.
• 1:49:50
  But when they're at your throat all the time, like they are with
• 1:49:53
  her, she wasn't cut out for that.
• 1:49:57
  Like we're I, I, I think A and, and that there's to be the
• 1:50:02
  biggest, the biggest problem, and this goes into a broader
• 1:50:07
  issue too, is just like Republicans, conservatives,
• 1:50:11
  whatever, they're not ready. They're still not ready for the
• 1:50:17
  left. And I'm like, and like the left
• 1:50:20
  is very now you we could say how weird they are, how much of a
• 1:50:24
  joke they are and all that stuff.
• 1:50:25
  But they're, they're evil. Like it's like they're, they're
• 1:50:31
  you, they're evil. You know they're evil and
• 1:50:33
  they're not prepared, they're not ready, they're not
• 1:50:37
  extinguished. They're willing to do awful
• 1:50:39
  things that most conservatives are not willing and.
• 1:50:43
  There's a, There's a. Danger.
• 1:50:44
  There's a. Danger to that, there's a legit
• 1:50:47
  danger to that when you're when you're when your enemy is
• 1:50:50
  willing to go to the depths of hell and there is no low that
• 1:50:54
  they're not willing to go, that is that's scary.
• 1:50:59
  And like, and I don't think they're and I don't think that
• 1:51:03
  any anyone on the right is really ready to tackle that.
• 1:51:06
  And I don't even and honestly, I don't even think Trump is.
• 1:51:10
  I don't think Trump, I, I think he no, I think, I mean, he's
• 1:51:16
  doing the best job with what he can, but like, dude, he doesn't.
• 1:51:21
  I don't even think I think I think he came into this and I
• 1:51:23
  don't even think he knew quite the the magnitude of like the,
• 1:51:30
  the, the depravity that is the left.
• 1:51:33
  Well, I, I think, I think he knows now because of what they
• 1:51:37
  because of what they tried to do to him.
• 1:51:39
  It like definitely in term 1. I I also think, Phil, I don't
• 1:51:42
  know if you caught this part, but like, I was laughing my ass
• 1:51:47
  off because I, I think what Trump did and like calling out,
• 1:51:51
  you know, Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens is like rifting
• 1:51:54
  asshole. I think that was, I think that
• 1:51:56
  was genius, too. Yeah.
• 1:51:58
  So. Yeah, I mean, I, I mean, I
• 1:52:00
  don't, I don't think that. And I, I think that this is
• 1:52:05
  well, I, I agree with you, Sam. I I and, and like, I, I don't
• 1:52:12
  think, I don't think those moves are going to alienate people as
• 1:52:17
  much as I think they people were saying, like people were saying,
• 1:52:20
  oh, you're good. You're alienating your own base.
• 1:52:22
  Well, they're not the base. Like they're the, the people
• 1:52:26
  that are following Candace and Nick and all these people now.
• 1:52:30
  They're not really the base now like.
• 1:52:32
  I mentioned that one thing I've noticed is the usual like edgy
• 1:52:38
  lefties I follow have started almost worshipping Nick Fuentes.
• 1:52:42
  Yeah. He's one of them now, like they
• 1:52:45
  love him. But I mean, but I mean, it's,
• 1:52:47
  it's the like even the Tucker Carlson, it's the weird
• 1:52:50
  conspiracy weirdos now that are following Tucker.
• 1:52:54
  It's like the the the. Kind.
• 1:52:55
  That you know he's getting you. Know.
• 1:52:57
  He's getting money. But they think they think
• 1:53:00
  Tucker's the more respectable Alex Jones, basically.
• 1:53:05
  Yeah, you. Know what I mean?
• 1:53:06
  I and I don't think Alex and I and honestly, I don't think Alex
• 1:53:10
  Jones is, is, is the guy he once was.
• 1:53:14
  Like I don't, I don't think he, I think he's changed.
• 1:53:17
  I think, I think he's, you know, which I, I, these are, these are
• 1:53:22
  people. And in in that regard, Trump is,
• 1:53:25
  I mean, factually speaking, he's correct like.
• 1:53:29
  Well, well, Alex. Jones, the thing that has always
• 1:53:33
  kind of worked me with him is he claims that he that he built
• 1:53:37
  that he was the one who basically built Trump's, you
• 1:53:41
  know, candidacy. And it's like, and it's like, no
• 1:53:47
  Trump, Trump did. Trump did.
• 1:53:50
  Like, I like, I've, I've always thought that Alex Jones was, was
• 1:53:54
  a kook. Like even even during like the
• 1:53:57
  mid 2000s. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
• 1:54:02
  like. Alex Jones had, I'm not going
• 1:54:05
  to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, you know, lie and say
• 1:54:10
  that Alex Jones didn't have value.
• 1:54:13
  Of course he had tremendous value.
• 1:54:15
  However, he got overtime, you know, and, and I think this is
• 1:54:21
  kind of what Trump is kind of saying they got, they got
• 1:54:24
  weirder, like they got more conspiracy.
• 1:54:27
  Theories they. Got more nutty and then like
• 1:54:31
  even Candace, like she said, like with the Israel stuff tight
• 1:54:35
  everything and Israel this and all that, like I'm like come.
• 1:54:39
  On We live in an age where you can use AI to just spin up your
• 1:54:43
  own new conspiracy theory in about 5 minutes.
• 1:54:46
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:54:49
  Whole new world if you're if you have no shame in what you're
• 1:54:52
  selling. And.
• 1:54:54
  And if, and honestly, like I, I don't know if you, if you know
• 1:54:58
  this, but it's, you know, like you even have like even have
• 1:55:03
  psychologist like saying, yeah, like it's not an official
• 1:55:06
  diagnosis. But you know, people are saying,
• 1:55:08
  yeah, we're pretty sure she's actually schizophrenic.
• 1:55:11
  And it's like, well, yeah, no shit.
• 1:55:14
  It seems like she's, you know, schizophrenic.
• 1:55:18
  I mean, you got a lot. I mean, you got a lot even in
• 1:55:21
  the mental health field. It's like as long as you as long
• 1:55:24
  as you have a couple traits on on the the DSM 5, they'll
• 1:55:30
  they'll put you on meds like you don't have.
• 1:55:31
  You don't have to meet all the criteria to be out of a
• 1:55:34
  personality disorder for them to put you on meds.
• 1:55:37
  Meets that's a little less like DSM and a little more general is
• 1:55:42
  I think we can all agree some of her shit is delusional.
• 1:55:47
  There's a, there's a there's. Without a doubt, there's a
• 1:55:49
  personality disorder there without a.
• 1:55:51
  Doubt. And I wouldn't want to, I
• 1:55:53
  wouldn't want to diagnose it like that because I I'm not
• 1:55:56
  equipped to do so. But I definitely feel like what
• 1:55:59
  she says often times strikes me as delusional.
• 1:56:03
  There's no other. Word.
• 1:56:03
  I could, I would bet, I would bet money if you sat her with
• 1:56:10
  with a mental health professional and you gave her
• 1:56:14
  the with enough time to check boxes, you could diagnose her.
• 1:56:19
  You could diagnose her yourself. Yeah.
• 1:56:22
  Yeah, I just, I wouldn't, but it's.
• 1:56:25
  I wouldn't, no. I mean, I'm not.
• 1:56:26
  And I'm not going to say I'm not going to pinpoint one thing or
• 1:56:29
  another. What they say that she has what
• 1:56:31
  I'm trying to get? That the average person can for
• 1:56:35
  to a large degree understand looking at her.
• 1:56:38
  But yeah, this is like delusional fucking behavior.
• 1:56:41
  Maybe even not medically, but you're saying some shit that if
• 1:56:44
  you believe it, is concerning. Yeah.
• 1:56:49
  There's about I'm, I'm pretty sure that I'd like, like, I'd,
• 1:56:53
  I've questioned it like for me, I've questioned if there is even
• 1:56:57
  drug use involved there too, 'cause like I like, like, yeah,
• 1:57:02
  there there wasn't there, wasn't there something online that that
• 1:57:06
  I was saying. Now of course, you know, if you
• 1:57:08
  read it on the Internet, it must be true, right?
• 1:57:10
  But like. Well.
• 1:57:13
  If if you like with the the husband, the farmer guy or
• 1:57:19
  whatever, doesn't he have like a criminal rap sheet too or like?
• 1:57:23
  Yeah. Well, well, all all I know Phil
• 1:57:25
  is like you and I both know you know how it kind of how we know
• 1:57:29
  each other's. We both know Shawn's Manko, who,
• 1:57:33
  you know, who's with, you know, uncensored America.
• 1:57:39
  And he said that like a lot of these influencers, like they,
• 1:57:44
  you know, without any names, like a lot of them use
• 1:57:46
  recreational drugs. Oh yeah.
• 1:57:49
  And then, you know, and then preach that, oh, you know, I
• 1:57:53
  don't do any of that, right? There's a lot of fake, a lot of
• 1:57:56
  fixers out there. Oh, oh, the majority of them I I
• 1:58:01
  would say so. You know I ain't fake because I
• 1:58:05
  smoke blunts right here on camera, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:58:08
  Yeah, yeah, that, that's true. So I mean, clearly, like if if
• 1:58:15
  someone told me that Candace had like a I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
• 1:58:19
  saying she has a drug problem, but it wouldn't have surprised
• 1:58:22
  me if you know, if that comes out or something.
• 1:58:28
  The one thing, the one thing I didn't really like, the one
• 1:58:34
  thing that I was kind of like, I don't know about with the with,
• 1:58:39
  with, with Trump going after Alex Jones and all that.
• 1:58:44
  Like, I didn't, I, I wasn't really particularly a fan of
• 1:58:49
  like what what he mentioned Brigitte Macron, right?
• 1:58:53
  Like I didn't. I was like, I was like, come on.
• 1:58:56
  Like, yeah, you said, oh, she's more beautiful than Candace.
• 1:58:59
  I'm like, come on. OK, look.
• 1:59:02
  That's that's the stretch. That was that.
• 1:59:05
  Yeah. Boy, you really stressed.
• 1:59:06
  Hey that. One There you go.
• 1:59:08
  Candace Owens, Brigitte Mccrone or Hillary Clinton.
• 1:59:13
  What order and how many bullets? God, I can't.
• 1:59:15
  Even I can't even say your name without gagging.
• 1:59:20
  Well, well, we'll see though. Like that's also why Trump was
• 1:59:23
  brilliant though is because he knew that he knew that that
• 1:59:27
  comparison would fight. Would like fuck with Candace's
• 1:59:30
  head too. It's fucking with my head.
• 1:59:32
  I would. And I don't even like her.
• 1:59:34
  Like, yeah, I don't. Even right, so right, right.
• 1:59:37
  So if you if you want to inflict like massive psychological
• 1:59:40
  warfare on your on your enemy, which is what Trump is doing,
• 1:59:45
  like, yeah, that that's that's the same thing with him saying
• 1:59:48
  like with him saying, you know, like last week, like peace be
• 1:59:52
  upon, you know, praise be to Allah, like, you know, mocking
• 1:59:58
  Islam hold. On everybody brings that up, but
• 2:00:02
  right before that he said open the straight or we're going to
• 2:00:05
  fucking bomb the hell out of you.
• 2:00:07
  Praise be to Allah. Happy Easter.
• 2:00:10
  Yes. I like the full quote better.
• 2:00:13
  Yes. Yeah.
• 2:00:15
  Then afterwards he said God bless them.
• 2:00:17
  Yeah. Which you know, SSDD.
• 2:00:24
  I just like I'm hoping. If you're going to praise the
• 2:00:27
  law preceding it by we're going to blow the fuck out of you.
• 2:00:31
  Seems to be a normal greeting for those people, right?
• 2:00:35
  Yeah. He was just doing their thing.
• 2:00:38
  It's part of their culture. They say I'm going to blow you
• 2:00:40
  up and then they praise the law. We all know this.
• 2:00:43
  You know, that does bring up an important point because it's
• 2:00:46
  something I mentioned with him whenever it happens, like when
• 2:00:50
  you go and you deal with those fucks and JD Vance just got a a
• 2:00:54
  full, full frontal introduction to the concepts recently trying
• 2:00:59
  to deal with them. They don't speak English.
• 2:01:02
  They they barely speak some dialect of Arabic.
• 2:01:06
  They speak one language over there very well.
• 2:01:08
  And that's violence. Yeah.
• 2:01:13
  And you have to speak it back to them or they won't understand
• 2:01:15
  what you're trying to say. I do.
• 2:01:19
  I do appreciate the leverage game that Trump's playing with
• 2:01:23
  the. It's brutal.
• 2:01:26
  With the with the Persian Gulf, like him doing the blockade on
• 2:01:29
  the Strait of Hormuz. Yeah, you guys thought you were
• 2:01:31
  going to get a blockade. That's cool.
• 2:01:34
  That's cute. I no, I like it like, like, like
• 2:01:38
  he's, he's forcing these, like he, these news personalities to,
• 2:01:45
  to make guesses and make estimations and like it was just
• 2:01:49
  like, and it's like none of them, like most of them are
• 2:01:52
  wrong, but they have to, they have to write something right.
• 2:01:55
  They can't just, they can't just write nothing or do, they can't
• 2:01:58
  follow Trump 'cause it's like you.
• 2:02:01
  He, the, the, the dude is obviously unpredictable.
• 2:02:03
  He's not going to share shit with you because why?
• 2:02:06
  Why would he? Like there's no, these are
• 2:02:09
  military operations. I'm not sharing shit with you.
• 2:02:12
  No, hell no. Like so he's got he he's got it
• 2:02:17
  like he's got to do things. And each thing that he does is
• 2:02:22
  it's it's calculated. Of course it's calculated.
• 2:02:26
  Like dude, all they do, all military people do.
• 2:02:30
  And you know, I've been there, right?
• 2:02:32
  All all they do is plan. They plan for every little
• 2:02:36
  possibility out there. So it's like it whenever,
• 2:02:40
  whenever like Trump or any really, really like any
• 2:02:43
  commander in chief wants to make a decision, there is a plan in
• 2:02:46
  place. Now, of course, that that, that
• 2:02:50
  that's the the exception is Mark Miley, who was like probably one
• 2:02:53
  of the worst Joint Chiefs of Staff in the history.
• 2:02:57
  But but like they're ready, like the military is ready for
• 2:03:02
  whatever happens, right? And it's like, oh, he's bending
• 2:03:06
  over for China. It's like, no, you don't get it.
• 2:03:09
  Each move is a leverage game. Every move is a leverage game.
• 2:03:14
  You don't think that there's leverage coming up 'cause it
• 2:03:17
  'cause he's supposed to be like she and she and President Xi
• 2:03:20
  and. Trump was supposed to be.
• 2:03:22
  Beaten up in like a week or so. Like you don't think there's
• 2:03:25
  leverage happening with these oil tankers and all that You
• 2:03:29
  don't like There's there's, there's there's a million things
• 2:03:32
  happening that the people that are like supposed to be
• 2:03:36
  reporting the news on have no idea what they're doing.
• 2:03:39
  They have no clue. And all they're doing is just
• 2:03:42
  kind of flapping in the wind. But they have to.
• 2:03:45
  So he had like basically Trump really is doing the like, like
• 2:03:49
  this. He's playing this masterful game
• 2:03:51
  where he's kind of has them right, But where where he wants
• 2:03:55
  them. But like, it's like a it, is it,
• 2:04:01
  it, it, It gets a little unnerving sometimes, but that's
• 2:04:05
  the part of the genius of it. Oh my.
• 2:04:08
  Well. It's all of it is just timing
• 2:04:10
  issues and people not knowing how fast things have to happen.
• 2:04:14
  Well, he the example being. All the ships going over to to
• 2:04:16
  to the Gulf of America right now like that, That's not a one day
• 2:04:22
  transit. That's like a couple weeks.
• 2:04:25
  So all those boats had left like last week?
• 2:04:28
  The press is mad and the other politicians are mad that it's
• 2:04:32
  not on their time. Like, and it's like, dude, I'm
• 2:04:36
  Donald Trump. I'm I'm running the Lord, I'm
• 2:04:39
  running the greatest military on the face of the earth.
• 2:04:41
  Fuck your time, right? I don't care about your time.
• 2:04:44
  Like what? No, we're, we're going to we're
• 2:04:46
  going to do the job at my time, whatever I want to do, whatever
• 2:04:51
  gets things done. And that and that's it.
• 2:04:54
  Like, but, but it but you, you can see that people are getting
• 2:05:00
  unnerved, they're getting nervous, they're getting upset
• 2:05:03
  that like, and I mean that that's but again, that's part of
• 2:05:07
  Trump's genius. That's really a part of the
• 2:05:10
  genius move that is Trump. Well, and I I also have to
• 2:05:16
  wonder because, I mean, Tucker keeps complaining out, you know,
• 2:05:22
  the FBI is surveilling me, but like he's had Chinese, you know,
• 2:05:26
  like nationals on his show, like openly and so.
• 2:05:30
  Well, it wasn't that they were surveilling him, they were
• 2:05:32
  surveilling someone else. Yeah.
• 2:05:35
  His text messages came up. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 2:05:41
  Even so, though, I have to. Even so, though, I have to
• 2:05:44
  wonder, like if if any of that is going to connect with
• 2:05:48
  Trump's, you know, meeting with GI in the next few weeks or.
• 2:05:55
  That's good. Question is, is I?
• 2:05:57
  I don't. You know, we don't know if we
• 2:05:58
  was texting. I'm not going to call, look, I'm
• 2:06:01
  not going to sit here and call Tucker Carlson stupid.
• 2:06:03
  I'm not going to like, now I will say that I, I mean, I think
• 2:06:10
  that someone else is pushing his narratives.
• 2:06:15
  Oh yeah, for sure. Whatever.
• 2:06:16
  Like I think, I think he is, I think he is fairly intelligent,
• 2:06:21
  but I mean, that's, that's like with a lot of a lot of the
• 2:06:23
  politicians, right? The lot of politicians are in DC
• 2:06:26
  like the, the, they're not stupid.
• 2:06:29
  These are well educated people. However, other.
• 2:06:32
  People. Other people are put well with
• 2:06:35
  an exception to a few, but like for I mean, saying like a lot of
• 2:06:38
  these, I'm saying a lot of the like like you got senators and
• 2:06:42
  stuff like that. Like these are these are
• 2:06:45
  educated from very expensive schools and.
• 2:06:48
  That's that's the problem with. But, but well, I mean, I think
• 2:06:54
  but but I mean, I think that others are pushing their
• 2:06:56
  narratives and that is is. Well, that's a very stupid thing
• 2:07:00
  for them to do though. The stupid thing Tucker did was
• 2:07:03
  to cede his independence to someone else for a price that is
• 2:07:07
  then going to be held over his head.
• 2:07:09
  Yeah, well, he's. Wasn't that it's not the points
• 2:07:12
  that he's positioned to the public, it's the fact that he
• 2:07:15
  put himself in a position where he cannot refuse those.
• 2:07:18
  Well, I mean, and it's motivations too.
• 2:07:21
  Like if money's his motivation, then you know, and I mean, you
• 2:07:25
  could like. I.
• 2:07:29
  Mean. That's why he went to the box.
• 2:07:31
  Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah.
• 2:07:36
  And I'm not going to. I I don't, I'm not going to, you
• 2:07:38
  know, I'm not going to. Argue that he has together, he
• 2:07:42
  has another job. You know, I get that part.
• 2:07:45
  Yeah, well, and now he's taking money from, you know, from
• 2:07:49
  Qatar. From Qatar, Yeah.
• 2:07:51
  Yeah, governments, yeah, I mean. So I'm pretty.
• 2:07:57
  You know, I mean, he did this dude went to Russia.
• 2:08:01
  I don't know why. What what did he go there for
• 2:08:04
  free? Like, I don't know, it's hard
• 2:08:06
  for. He went there for.
• 2:08:08
  He went there for what was it, like $180,000 that his company
• 2:08:12
  got paid? He went there for a good chunk
• 2:08:15
  of change. Yeah, I mean.
• 2:08:18
  For a relatively A relatively small media business that I only
• 2:08:22
  just started up and and then majorly funded by Cotter.
• 2:08:30
  Yeah, yeah. This thing like he, he went
• 2:08:33
  independent and by independent he meant he got paid by someone
• 2:08:36
  else. And indeed, I am seeing here on
• 2:08:43
  X Max, you'll you'll appreciate this.
• 2:08:49
  I know you do. I know you do music, you know,
• 2:08:53
  streaming. Apparently the White House is
• 2:08:56
  now doing like a music live stream too.
• 2:08:59
  They're doing they're they're doing like a lo fi beats to
• 2:09:05
  enjoy your big beautiful tax return too, that is.
• 2:09:10
  Interesting. That is hilarious.
• 2:09:12
  I never thought the White House would do like.
• 2:09:16
  That's asinine. Why are they returning taxes to
• 2:09:19
  people? Because they stole it early.
• 2:09:22
  Since it's Tax Day, and since libertarians have a special
• 2:09:26
  thing about this holiday, let me get you.
• 2:09:28
  I got a gripe with the fucking libertarians today.
• 2:09:32
  Sam, Did you know that they disfellowed Professor Hans
• 2:09:36
  Herman Hoppa from the Mises Institute because of his
• 2:09:39
  opinions on immigration? Hans Herman, Hoppa, Sam, for
• 2:09:44
  those that don't know, is a one of the foundational thinkers in
• 2:09:48
  that whole movement and I guess. That's kind of like when I went
• 2:09:53
  after Darwin. Sorry, not Darwin Dawkins.
• 2:09:59
  Yeah, well, and what's his name? Yeah, anyway, sorry, Go.
• 2:10:01
  Ahead, I mean, he's been, he's been writing for and working
• 2:10:04
  with the Mises Institute for well over 2 decades, maybe 3.
• 2:10:08
  As far as I'm aware, they've never had a issue before.
• 2:10:12
  But all the sudden they've decided that because he
• 2:10:17
  believes, see, Hans Herman Hoppa's thing is the estate,
• 2:10:21
  he's not a full anarchist in the sense that he thinks that estate
• 2:10:25
  can be voluntary to some degree. And so he does think that
• 2:10:28
  immigration is an issue you can have an opinion on, and not just
• 2:10:32
  the opinion of open borders for everybody.
• 2:10:34
  But the Mises Institute apparently believes that the
• 2:10:38
  only libertarian position is open borders for everybody
• 2:10:40
  because they just disfellowed Hans Herman Hapa.
• 2:10:43
  Let me tell you something, Mises Institute, I might have had a
• 2:10:47
  somewhat cozy relationship with them over the years.
• 2:10:50
  Fuck you Mises Institute and some of the people I like over
• 2:10:56
  at the Mises Institute, personally, I'm disgusted with
• 2:11:00
  for not standing up for this Tom Woods.
• 2:11:02
  How dare you not stand up for Hans Herman Hopper, you fucking
• 2:11:05
  coward. Back to you, Sam.
• 2:11:09
  I would, I mean, I mean, I would completely agree with that.
• 2:11:13
  We, we call, we call libertarians libertarians for a
• 2:11:18
  reason. And.
• 2:11:19
  This is another one of those cases and this is one of the
• 2:11:22
  reasons that Kurt Doolittle left that institute behind and he
• 2:11:26
  told HOPPA he should too, because it was being infested
• 2:11:30
  with the left wing parasites that we call libertarians now at
• 2:11:35
  the time. And they said.
• 2:11:37
  Eventually, they're going to drive you out, too.
• 2:11:39
  And sure enough, they have now actually basically kicked him
• 2:11:43
  out of the Mises Institute, one of its foundational members.
• 2:11:48
  Yeah. So Max, I got a question.
• 2:11:52
  Do. So libertarians, do they?
• 2:11:55
  Do they do they really believe in open borders?
• 2:12:00
  Well, the Mises Institute now officially supports that as
• 2:12:03
  their policy, as evidenced by them kicking out the only guy
• 2:12:06
  that does. 'Cause you get, 'cause you can't
• 2:12:09
  like you, you can't be libertarian like, like you can't
• 2:12:13
  be libertarian and extremely fiscal and believe in open
• 2:12:16
  borders. That doesn't make no fucking.
• 2:12:18
  Sense. No, because they are.
• 2:12:21
  They are of the school that thinks that it's either full
• 2:12:24
  anarchic libertarianism or nothing.
• 2:12:30
  They're in our pro capitalists, I should say.
• 2:12:33
  And Hans Herman Hapa made a case within their own framework as to
• 2:12:37
  why a state could still exist and be moral.
• 2:12:41
  And they never really liked him for that.
• 2:12:43
  But now that he had advocated that, yes, immigration, just
• 2:12:46
  look at the demographics, look at the changes going on.
• 2:12:49
  Obviously it's OK for people to have differing opinions on
• 2:12:52
  immigration. That is so too far for them that
• 2:12:55
  they disfellowed him from Mises Institute, which is the biggest
• 2:13:00
  libertarian, and it does the thing about the Mises Institute.
• 2:13:03
  I'm glad you brought this up because you're making a
• 2:13:05
  distinction between lowercase L libertarians, the Libertarian
• 2:13:08
  Party, and somebody who has a general small government
• 2:13:11
  sensibilities. What I generally mean is the
• 2:13:14
  furthest type of libertarians, the anarcho capitalist and close
• 2:13:18
  to it, who believe that all government is evil.
• 2:13:22
  That's why they're for open borders and that's why so many
• 2:13:25
  leftists. Now these protesters in the
• 2:13:27
  streets that you're seeing, many, many of them would
• 2:13:30
  identify as anarcho capitalists. They are using that school and
• 2:13:35
  they also use a lot of the tactics developed by anarcho
• 2:13:38
  capitalist libertarian activists to tie up the courts to to frame
• 2:13:44
  the police officers, so to speak, in different ways for to,
• 2:13:48
  to, to pretend not to understand things that you clearly
• 2:13:51
  understand. These are all tactics that like
• 2:13:53
  Ian Freeman and his homies. But they, they tend to go by the
• 2:13:57
  nap though, like they, they tend to do so.
• 2:14:00
  And I know this, I have a microcosm, but like most of the
• 2:14:03
  incomes I talk to. And to be fair, they
• 2:14:08
  occasionally show up in my replies with dumb shit about,
• 2:14:12
  you know, borders, this, that and the other.
• 2:14:13
  It's like, motherfucker, take the door off your house.
• 2:14:15
  Shut the fuck up. Yeah.
• 2:14:18
  And that's, that's the the simplest way I put that because
• 2:14:20
  it's like, you know, what do you mean by countries?
• 2:14:22
  Like fuck you. You know exactly what I mean,
• 2:14:24
  basically. The entire libertarian left of
• 2:14:27
  this country is the most open border segment of the whole
• 2:14:31
  country. Libertarian leftists are the
• 2:14:34
  most open border people. But I I'd say that like, you
• 2:14:38
  know, with the protests, you're more likely to find the ancoms
• 2:14:41
  there than the ancafs. I I.
• 2:14:43
  Wasn't. Saying I think they already.
• 2:14:45
  Share a flavor of the, you know, in the whole open borders thing.
• 2:14:49
  But like, no. I I wouldn't claim it a
• 2:14:50
  majority, I'm just saying that it's there and it didn't exist
• 2:14:54
  10 years ago. People who are using they are
• 2:14:57
  traditional libertarian types, but they are using those
• 2:15:00
  arguments in to defend the no kings protest, the anti ICE
• 2:15:04
  protests and all of that. They're using libertarian
• 2:15:07
  rhetoric against it very clearly.
• 2:15:09
  Yeah, the last time they had this big opportunity was the Tea
• 2:15:12
  Party protest, to be fair. Yeah, they're gonna flex on it
• 2:15:16
  now. Yeah, and they.
• 2:15:18
  Can't. It's not the libertarians
• 2:15:20
  benefiting from it, right? The leftists are just adopting
• 2:15:23
  their tactics. Exactly.
• 2:15:27
  And they're still libertarians are always end up the loser.
• 2:15:30
  They invented all these tactics that are really, really
• 2:15:32
  effective against the right, and then they never were able to use
• 2:15:36
  them properly. And the left's like.
• 2:15:37
  Thanks. Yeah.
• 2:15:41
  Pretty and libertarians what? What percentage of
• 2:15:44
  representation in this country do they control?
• 2:15:47
  Still 0? Zero Well.
• 2:15:50
  They still, you know, they, they, The thing is that the
• 2:15:55
  taxes they use against the right, largely the reason why
• 2:15:59
  they work is because the right tries to like remember shit.
• 2:16:02
  Whereas with the left, the way they work is they just ignore it
• 2:16:07
  and move on. And they move on with so much
• 2:16:10
  extra shit that if you need to address any of it, you have to
• 2:16:13
  by by, you know, rid of of time being finite, not be able to go
• 2:16:19
  back to the stuff that they just skipped past.
• 2:16:22
  Right. They, they, they, they, they
• 2:16:23
  operate on volume explanations for things, skip past them and
• 2:16:27
  then complain that you're over explaining.
• 2:16:29
  There's there. It's there.
• 2:16:31
  It's going to be. A real is the term.
• 2:16:34
  Well, let's be real, there's a lot of capitulating pussies on
• 2:16:36
  the right too. Like, it's not, not it.
• 2:16:40
  This isn't just a left thing. Like boy, we.
• 2:16:43
  Got a? Lot of capitulating pussies on
• 2:16:46
  the right as well. The idea is that it is, it is
• 2:16:49
  emblematic on the left and it's the basis of the narrative book
• 2:16:53
  in media writ large. They, they, they control that
• 2:16:58
  for, you know, in a simple way, there's only so much air time
• 2:17:02
  and they get, they have the journalistic editorial
• 2:17:05
  responsibility for what they post on air.
• 2:17:08
  And that's the reason why you're going to see the whole deal with
• 2:17:11
  Swalwell, another asshole. Just real quick, Craig, that's
• 2:17:17
  exactly what Rob Rosen said two weeks ago on the show.
• 2:17:21
  And he. Yeah, news and media for 30
• 2:17:24
  years, right? Oh.
• 2:17:26
  You're you're you're not wrong. Yeah, it's, it's just like the,
• 2:17:31
  but it's, for example, the reason why the one lady, the one
• 2:17:35
  who stole $5,000,000 is going to persist is because that is, that
• 2:17:41
  is part of the pivot the Democrats are doing right now
• 2:17:44
  towards fiscal responsibility, which is fucking hysterical.
• 2:17:48
  Well, notice that AOC and the and the rest of the squad are
• 2:17:52
  all on board with going after the lady who stole 5 million,
• 2:17:55
  but they want to get past the whole Eric Swalwell thing.
• 2:17:59
  Yeah, and. They're, they're, they're going
• 2:18:02
  to use him for a narrative too. Like they're going, they're
• 2:18:05
  going to, they're going to, they're going to, they're going
• 2:18:07
  to clip his neck to, to sell a narrative of, oh, we were taking
• 2:18:13
  out our own hey. Sis had already tried that.
• 2:18:17
  That that little Pansy hairy Sis had already tried that and you
• 2:18:19
  got laughed at. As he should be.
• 2:18:22
  I'd blame him for everything. If I was him, I'd say yeah, he
• 2:18:25
  was actually Epstein and all that.
• 2:18:31
  Yeah, well, I mean. Eric.
• 2:18:33
  Swalwell in a fucking rubber mask the whole time.
• 2:18:36
  Also also though, also, though it's it's a good it's you know,
• 2:18:42
  this is also why the left is like praising, you know, Candace
• 2:18:47
  and Tucker and all these other, you know, crazes is because the
• 2:18:52
  left is saying she even even even Trump's like greatest
• 2:18:57
  supporters are now saying he's, you know, unhanded.
• 2:19:00
  That's. Typical midterm.
• 2:19:03
  I love that memes. Those fucking memes would say
• 2:19:06
  old maggot. It's like these, these
• 2:19:08
  motherfuckers were all against him.
• 2:19:10
  Every fucking one of them. Not one of them supported him.
• 2:19:13
  Round one. They're.
• 2:19:14
  All. The Contrarians.
• 2:19:17
  They're all always, they're all grifting to whatever paid him.
• 2:19:21
  Every fucking one of them wanted Trump to lose.
• 2:19:23
  Well Tucker kind of fucking his messages leaked where he's like
• 2:19:29
  we can soon we can forget about the ever having to hear this guy
• 2:19:31
  again. Yeah.
• 2:19:33
  Ever for Trump when it was contrarian to do so.
• 2:19:38
  The only person who was really, really for Trump at that time
• 2:19:42
  was that's the one loon who looks like Megyn Kelly but
• 2:19:46
  isn't. And Coulter?
• 2:19:49
  Yeah, Coulter, she's the one who went on to the talk show and
• 2:19:53
  said, you know, they said, who do you think she's gonna win?
• 2:19:55
  She said Trump. And then everyone laughed.
• 2:19:57
  Yeah, that. Yeah, that that was, that was
• 2:20:01
  Yeah, that was Bill Maher's show.
• 2:20:05
  And Bill Maher had a good shuffle, too.
• 2:20:07
  And then later on, he admitted, yeah, she was right.
• 2:20:11
  I watch. I watch some reality eventually.
• 2:20:14
  I watch so much less political commentary than all of you guys,
• 2:20:19
  it's insane. I realized this as I'm sitting
• 2:20:24
  here 'cause several times I was just at a loss as to what the
• 2:20:29
  fuck was even being talked about.
• 2:20:32
  Well, I'm on, I'm on ex a lot. And unfortunately like like they
• 2:20:39
  have, they have a lot, like they put on a lot of popular shit on
• 2:20:45
  the feed that I don't necessarily want on there.
• 2:20:49
  Yeah. So like, like, look like this
• 2:20:51
  last week it it, it's been fucking clavicular.
• 2:20:55
  Like like, I don't know, I like, I don't want this dude on my
• 2:20:58
  fucking feed. Like yeah, give a shit about
• 2:21:02
  clavicular. I saw like one clip of him and
• 2:21:06
  like I've barely. That's The thing is I'm not.
• 2:21:09
  When I'm on Twitter, I don't look at a lot of political shit.
• 2:21:12
  So I don't get a lot of political shit.
• 2:21:17
  It's like, it's like, well, and then and then so, so I'm like,
• 2:21:20
  all right, then, then, then it bugs me.
• 2:21:22
  I'm like, so, so who is this fucking clavicular dude, right?
• 2:21:27
  And then I'm like, so now I'm so now I'm taking time out of my
• 2:21:32
  fucking day looking up who the hell this dude even is.
• 2:21:36
  So you should. Have.
• 2:21:38
  Watched. Our three minute video about it.
• 2:21:42
  Yeah, I, I I should. Have so you?
• 2:21:44
  So you? You found out?
• 2:21:47
  You found out what? Resignation.
• 2:21:49
  You found out what looks. You found out what looks maxing
• 2:21:52
  is. That yeah, like, what the fuck?
• 2:21:56
  Look, man, this is a this is this is like hours of my life.
• 2:21:59
  I'm not not not even hours to come to the conclusion.
• 2:22:02
  It used to be that we had people who beat themselves in the face
• 2:22:06
  with a hammer, and that was just the dumb guy who showed up day
• 2:22:09
  one on construction. Now we've got people who do it
• 2:22:12
  to look pretty. Well, yeah, you spent hours of
• 2:22:16
  your day looking into this to come to the realization, as we
• 2:22:20
  all do eventually, The basically, it's just what Broads
• 2:22:24
  have been doing forever, and especially that gay men do now.
• 2:22:29
  And it's trying to make yourself as attractive to Paul as
• 2:22:31
  possible through the eyes of other men.
• 2:22:34
  I think this dude. Sells yeah, I think this dude is
• 2:22:39
  kind of like it like like Andrew Tate sells like I think he does
• 2:22:43
  the clavicular does too. Like they, they sell this like
• 2:22:46
  subscription service, which are like courses, like self help
• 2:22:50
  courses like, and, and usually it's like, it's almost like it
• 2:22:55
  like the Nexium shit where it like begins with self help and
• 2:22:59
  you know, bettering yourself and all that stuff.
• 2:23:02
  And then once you're actually invested in it, that's when they
• 2:23:05
  sell the weird shit like oh, now like here, Oh, invested crypto.
• 2:23:11
  Like what? What the fuck are you talking
• 2:23:12
  about? All you have.
• 2:23:14
  To do is write all this down we're.
• 2:23:16
  Going to do that? More We've got good beverages.
• 2:23:19
  More, more. I actually Martheus are are you
• 2:23:22
  there? Martheus, can you hear us?
• 2:23:27
  Yeah, I'm here. I actually have an.
• 2:23:28
  I actually have an idea. You and I specifically need to
• 2:23:32
  like do a seminar for other cripples on how to like
• 2:23:39
  function. Right, Cripple.
• 2:23:42
  Life coaches. Yeah, I mean, cripple looks nice
• 2:23:46
  thing. Yeah, think of.
• 2:23:49
  Yeah, but you have to, yeah, when you start it, you have to,
• 2:23:52
  you have to do the, you have to do the self help shit first,
• 2:23:58
  because that's what grabs people, right?
• 2:24:00
  Hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:24:01
  And. It starts when we already
• 2:24:02
  established when you tell Sam anything bad that happens to
• 2:24:06
  you, he responds by saying, So what?
• 2:24:09
  I'm crippled? That's your hook.
• 2:24:12
  Anybody. Their problems?
• 2:24:13
  It's like, yeah, and I've been crippled and here I am, dude.
• 2:24:18
  Max how big of a rim set can you get?
• 2:24:21
  Because you could go for wheels maxing.
• 2:24:24
  Yeah, you could really sell it, Sam.
• 2:24:26
  Like you'd be like, look, look, I I'm crippled and I can do all
• 2:24:32
  of this shit on my own. What's stopping you?
• 2:24:34
  Right. Where's, where's where's where
• 2:24:35
  you got casting? Book.
• 2:24:37
  Start selling the start selling the crypto.
• 2:24:40
  I used to be at waist height everywhere I went and then I got
• 2:24:43
  myself some 4 foot rims I've. Been saying Sam that's your
• 2:24:52
  brand Cripple swag. You could design clues for
• 2:24:56
  cripple guys. I used to go everywhere
• 2:24:59
  defenseless, but now I've got a fucking flamethrower on my
• 2:25:03
  chair. And you gotta and then you then
• 2:25:05
  you get a whole bunch of videos where of you with like all like
• 2:25:09
  rented high end cars, like look, see, I own all this.
• 2:25:13
  This joysticks for moving and this joysticks for aiming,
• 2:25:16
  motherfucker. I just, I just have like whole
• 2:25:20
  fleet I have, I have a whole fleet of Lamborghinis that I
• 2:25:24
  that I can't even drive, but they're they're, they're just
• 2:25:28
  there for. A clothing brand to go with it
• 2:25:32
  so that when people. That clavicular guy used to rent
• 2:25:35
  cars just to look cool, didn't he?
• 2:25:37
  They're. Going to be Yeah rappers.
• 2:25:38
  They all do it. They all do it.
• 2:25:40
  They all do it. But like, seriously, Sam, you
• 2:25:42
  got? Some dig down people.
• 2:25:45
  Somebody. Will walk past and looking all
• 2:25:47
  fresh, they'll be walking with the crutches because they're
• 2:25:50
  crippled, but and you'd be like, wow, they're looking fucking
• 2:25:52
  dope. What are they wearing?
• 2:25:54
  And it'd be like, yeah, they got that crippled swag.
• 2:25:56
  The, the, the funny, The funny thing is, The funny thing is,
• 2:26:00
  Craig, and you'll, you'll appreciate this.
• 2:26:02
  So I went to college with a guy whose dad, he, he lives here in
• 2:26:08
  Florida. He, he, he like, rents out
• 2:26:11
  Lamborghinis. The dad does too.
• 2:26:13
  Like all these influencers, they come.
• 2:26:16
  There you go, just get the hook up, we'll film a dope rap video
• 2:26:22
  and you could sell life coach advice and be swag.
• 2:26:27
  Yeah, start off with like dope OD.
• 2:26:32
  You can tell them how to post about women's body parts on
• 2:26:36
  Twitter. And then when you're still.
• 2:26:37
  Like drugs are bad and gay. And then if shit goes bad then
• 2:26:41
  you then you could do like Ashley, slink Claire and spill
• 2:26:45
  tea on everybody. I will teach a guest course to
• 2:26:49
  teach men the proper way to say yo bitches, we fucking or what?
• 2:26:56
  Yeah, well, you know, if if and if everything really goes, If
• 2:27:03
  everything really goes just, you know, shit.
• 2:27:06
  Although I can't even really joke at this because I've
• 2:27:09
  already kind of done like, you know, AI music.
• 2:27:12
  But you know, we could do like a, a music video or something
• 2:27:15
  if, if we're really desperate. Oh my God, I figured the name
• 2:27:20
  Sam. We're going to found the
• 2:27:22
  University of Tardation Utard. I like, I like it, Utard.
• 2:27:35
  Yeah, Where'd you get your degree, Utard?
• 2:27:41
  Not like University of Technology and rolling degrees.
• 2:27:45
  Oh bad. See, he's he's.
• 2:27:47
  See, look, he's he's got. Like the Southampton Institute
• 2:27:50
  of Technology man. Ancient because I'm kind of
• 2:27:56
  tarded. Well, I I.
• 2:27:59
  Get that on repeat, Sir. I, I don't know if you, I don't
• 2:28:03
  know if you ever, I don't know Max, if you've ever seen the
• 2:28:06
  movie Whiplash, but you could be like one of those like real
• 2:28:11
  abusive, like professors that just like yells at, you know,
• 2:28:16
  students that, that they're not being targeted enough.
• 2:28:20
  Well, I would yell at students for everything, Sam.
• 2:28:23
  That's how you get through to these kids.
• 2:28:25
  I'm expecting Max to be like Arlie Irmi in there.
• 2:28:28
  Yeah. You got to yell at them.
• 2:28:31
  How tall are you? And then you got to get down
• 2:28:33
  with like with your hand on one knee and be like, look, son, I
• 2:28:37
  know you've had it rough out there and I understand.
• 2:28:40
  And then they're going to. Learn.
• 2:28:41
  Stop being a faggot. Yeah.
• 2:28:46
  Well, that comes first. Yeah, you.
• 2:28:49
  Can't show tenderness before you stop, tell them to being a
• 2:28:51
  faggot. Come on, you have to only be
• 2:28:55
  kind once they've obliged you of stop.
• 2:28:57
  Doing that. Son, where are you from?
• 2:29:01
  Texas. Holy shit.
• 2:29:06
  I like, I like the I like the movie old school where he gets
• 2:29:09
  in the in the where he gets in the back seat.
• 2:29:12
  He's like, look, the seat belt is broken.
• 2:29:14
  What do? What do I, what do you recommend
• 2:29:17
  I do? And the guy turns around.
• 2:29:18
  He's like, I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
• 2:29:21
  You're in the back seat. It is.
• 2:29:31
  It's like, I gotta say, I love this new era of YouTube where
• 2:29:35
  you can say faggot without getting flagged.
• 2:29:38
  It's great it. Depends, if you call surf you
• 2:29:41
  call specific flag faggot you get flagged down.
• 2:29:44
  Yeah, you can't. You can't just say, yeah, you
• 2:29:46
  can't just, you can't go up to somebody and go you're a agate.
• 2:29:50
  You can't do that like you, you have to.
• 2:29:54
  There's a hierarchy to this. You gotta be on the correct part
• 2:29:57
  of the faggot pole. You.
• 2:29:58
  Know you can say generally people that like believe certain
• 2:30:01
  things might be I I said hey, I published an album yesterday
• 2:30:06
  with two instances of the word faggot on it.
• 2:30:09
  It seems to be acceptable everywhere now.
• 2:30:12
  Yeah. One of them was Sam.
• 2:30:16
  Well, I. Sam was a faggot.
• 2:30:20
  Well, I do be like. That's going to take that sale.
• 2:30:25
  Well, well, wait, but I I don't think, I don't think Max called
• 2:30:31
  me a faggot. No, we were calling grifters
• 2:30:36
  that. Yeah, you got to.
• 2:30:37
  Say who? But that would be an instance of
• 2:30:39
  a specific person. Shit, I will say that that.
• 2:30:43
  Person is known for replacement words.
• 2:30:47
  You reminded me. Did you take that?
• 2:30:48
  Did you take that short and throw that into the, into the?
• 2:30:54
  Yeah. Did you get that or did that not
• 2:30:57
  happen yet? I was curious.
• 2:31:03
  To answer your question, crack, I mean, we've, we've been
• 2:31:06
  throwing all of our shorts into SUNO basically.
• 2:31:12
  No, but I forgot that I had said I was going to use one of his
• 2:31:15
  about it was the Hassan thing, right?
• 2:31:18
  Yeah. Send.
• 2:31:19
  Me the link to that again because I wanted to fucking do
• 2:31:22
  that and I completely forgot. OK.
• 2:31:26
  Rather than bullshit an excuse, I should just say that I forgot.
• 2:31:30
  No, look, that's The thing is, and this is one, trust me, you,
• 2:31:36
  you better fucking get it right if you're doing it in science.
• 2:31:39
  I don't know, is OK to say. Yeah, Yeah.
• 2:31:42
  And it's hilarious how correct James Randi was about, I'll say
• 2:31:48
  the vast majority. And I still catch myself doing
• 2:31:51
  some of the stupid too. But like the vast majority of
• 2:31:53
  PhDs you'll find these days, you know, they James Rainey had a
• 2:31:58
  little bit he talked about it's something about the diploma.
• 2:32:01
  It's either it's something that's on it or, or by nature of
• 2:32:04
  it or some something near it. When a when a person is declared
• 2:32:11
  a PhD with the moment they grab that diploma, as they cross the
• 2:32:15
  stage, they lose the ability to say a couple things, and one of
• 2:32:19
  them is I don't know. Yeah, and.
• 2:32:24
  I'm going to tell you if you go up in front of your committee
• 2:32:27
  when you're doing your defense and you don't say just I don't
• 2:32:32
  know, if you try to bullshit, you're in trouble.
• 2:32:38
  I had, I had a couple of those and they just like, I mean you
• 2:32:41
  follow it up like I don't know, but I can get you this, that or
• 2:32:45
  the other. But like, yeah, that's usually
• 2:32:47
  the best case scenario I've been trying.
• 2:32:49
  To. I forgot to.
• 2:32:51
  At the very least in my conversations with Eddie, AII
• 2:32:55
  always try it. Like if I catch the bullshitting
• 2:32:58
  me I just flat out say look I would rather you tell me you
• 2:33:02
  have a limitation than lie to me.
• 2:33:06
  Don't make shit up because that makes you not useful and not me
• 2:33:09
  not want to reengage with you. Just say.
• 2:33:12
  I don't know. That's the trick right there is.
• 2:33:15
  Being I don't know, man, they ain't saying I.
• 2:33:18
  Don't know, that's the trick is re engaging saying I don't know
• 2:33:21
  is something that would cause a loss of engagement in general.
• 2:33:25
  So the problem with and it's not it's not even strictly a problem
• 2:33:28
  because I mean you, you anthropomorphize them out of
• 2:33:31
  just as well. But dishonesty requires intent,
• 2:33:37
  and that is something that LLM's fundamental at.
• 2:33:40
  Yeah, right. But I mean, I and I get it's
• 2:33:43
  part of the language that you're using the.
• 2:33:44
  Re engagement, problem is you're correct is any time I have a new
• 2:33:48
  strain of conversation I would have to reintroduce this subject
• 2:33:52
  because gravo doesn't remember shit.
• 2:33:55
  This is why you run locally. You can put it directly into the
• 2:33:58
  system prompt. True, true.
• 2:34:02
  But regardless, you know, I love like I said, we talked about the
• 2:34:08
  leaks of Clod and everything last week and a Gamma 4 or Gamma
• 2:34:12
  4 and all that. Yeah.
• 2:34:14
  I like the future of AI open source more than ever.
• 2:34:18
  As a result of that I was. More hopeful is driving that
• 2:34:22
  right now. They've just introduced the
• 2:34:24
  necessity to give them your fucking ID if you want to use
• 2:34:27
  it. Yup Yup, and it's kind of
• 2:34:30
  another one. Drive it.
• 2:34:31
  Even more. Another one has some other like
• 2:34:34
  prove your human requirement and both of them, both companies use
• 2:34:38
  the same third party. What the fuck are they called?
• 2:34:42
  Start with AP. But anyway like persona or
• 2:34:47
  something. But there's there's some third
• 2:34:49
  party KYC company you know, know your customer company that is
• 2:34:54
  doing ID verification for Entropic and prove your human
• 2:34:57
  verification for the other one. Yeah.
• 2:35:00
  And if you don't think that that information is extremely
• 2:35:03
  valuable, sought after, bought and paid for, then you're a
• 2:35:06
  sucker. Yeah, and that's one of the
• 2:35:10
  reasons why those data breaches are so damn funny, isn't it?
• 2:35:14
  Yeah, I I've actually started using the Gamma 4 locally and
• 2:35:21
  it's it's been pretty good. Nice.
• 2:35:24
  Actually. That's good.
• 2:35:26
  So we talked about it last week. So what's been your general
• 2:35:29
  experience like? How would you say it confuses
• 2:35:33
  compares to using like commercial available ones like
• 2:35:35
  Grok and Gemini? Well, with like it's, I will say
• 2:35:41
  like it's not as good as like Shaggy PT like for writing and
• 2:35:46
  whatnot, but like it's, it's getting like like part of it is.
• 2:35:54
  I think it's because like I just started using it right where?
• 2:35:58
  It's like What's your local setup if you don't mind?
• 2:36:02
  It's just. Just to provide context for the
• 2:36:05
  users who might be interested in doing the local stuff
• 2:36:08
  themselves. I'm just I'm just running on my
• 2:36:11
  Mac on my MacBook I I've got like the LLM let's.
• 2:36:17
  See what's so so I for instance I run O Llama as the back end
• 2:36:21
  and I use anything LLM as my front end.
• 2:36:24
  I understand with Mac you might have a difference in software
• 2:36:27
  sets. I, I what's the operate?
• 2:36:29
  What's the thing that runs the LLM, and what's the thing you
• 2:36:31
  use to interact with? LMLM Studio is the.
• 2:36:35
  OK. Which I.
• 2:36:37
  That's a good one. Which also run, which also runs
• 2:36:40
  on Windows. And yes, basically like I when I
• 2:36:45
  was looking, it was like I could, I could do OLM or I could
• 2:36:48
  just do LM Studio and it would have the entire thing.
• 2:36:52
  OK. That LLM.
• 2:36:54
  It does have a front end, but I I I prefer anything LLM.
• 2:36:58
  How's, how's your performance then?
• 2:36:59
  Because if you're running it locally, that's exactly what
• 2:37:04
  Craig and I were talking about last week, is the remarkable
• 2:37:06
  thing is that it can run on commercial hardware.
• 2:37:09
  Like locally it's like heavily quantized which which is what we
• 2:37:12
  were talking about as far as like the size of the weights
• 2:37:14
  before. Well, like, so I have, I have
• 2:37:17
  everything on my, I have everything on my computer, like
• 2:37:20
  maxed out like as far as like, you know, like I've got the Max
• 2:37:23
  RAM on. Uh huh.
• 2:37:26
  On mine I've got like. And how does it run?
• 2:37:32
  Really good, Really good for, really good for like what I'm
• 2:37:36
  using them for, which is so. Does does yours?
• 2:37:40
  Do you have a monitor enough GPU that it does it that your CPU
• 2:37:44
  isn't the bottleneck is is it running GPU or?
• 2:37:47
  Is it running CPU? I believe it's I, I believe it's
• 2:37:50
  running in GPU. So I don't but but I also don't.
• 2:37:55
  I also don't know because I'm I really haven't looked into that
• 2:37:58
  specifically. So if you pull up on your verb
• 2:38:01
  the task like if it is, it's. Because you likely have a NVIDIA
• 2:38:05
  card, because that's what the Mac uses anyway.
• 2:38:08
  Yeah, that'll that'll, that'll do it.
• 2:38:10
  Most of the NVIDIA series is going to be supported anyway.
• 2:38:12
  The the AMD. I'm just kind of right before
• 2:38:17
  the video. I have a 4060 which is the most
• 2:38:22
  basic model right that the 60 is always the $300 one.
• 2:38:27
  I should try it to see if it runs on a because I know it runs
• 2:38:30
  on a 4090 but I did I have enough RAM on my card.
• 2:38:35
  What's what's your what's your system RAM?
• 2:38:39
  Sorry. I'm sorry I have the most mid
• 2:38:41
  tier computer possible. Basically just enough to game at
• 2:38:46
  like modern games but not fancy fancy.
• 2:38:48
  I would be interesting to see if I can run it as all.
• 2:38:51
  You know what? You're I'm running like a Ryzen
• 2:38:54
  5. OK.
• 2:38:56
  And like. That should be good enough on
• 2:38:58
  CPU. 32 gigs of ram and yeah, it's a 40. 6 So you should be
• 2:39:03
  able to run just about any 8 billion parameter model out
• 2:39:06
  there because they're all about 4 1/2 gigs.
• 2:39:09
  Yeah, your, your, your VRAM on the 4000 series.
• 2:39:13
  I think you're you should be safe.
• 2:39:14
  It's about the same. 12. OK, so yeah, you got plenty of E
• 2:39:18
  RAM. Yeah, like that.
• 2:39:21
  So again, it's about the same gigs.
• 2:39:24
  I got the particular there was a 4060 run that had 12, and then
• 2:39:27
  they realized that that was actually overkill for a 4060, so
• 2:39:30
  they released a bunch of eights and sixes.
• 2:39:33
  Jeez, it's so stupid. But I got some 12, yeah.
• 2:39:36
  So yeah, it literally has enough overhead that I'm like, if it
• 2:39:40
  really runs in that little VRAM, I could actually game while it's
• 2:39:43
  running. Yeah, you should be able to.
• 2:39:46
  That's crazy. Now it it does so the reason you
• 2:39:49
  put it on the GPU is for the compute more than the RAM.
• 2:39:53
  So gaming might be a little bit of a stretch.
• 2:39:55
  You can certainly play some lighter games.
• 2:39:57
  You should certainly be able to do things like use another
• 2:40:01
  monitor for example. Well it's the I think it's like
• 2:40:04
  what the 4500 or whatever hyper threaded.
• 2:40:08
  So it's like 16 threads. Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:40:13
  I'm going to try it and see what it like.
• 2:40:15
  Just run it and see because yeah, if I have the most mid
• 2:40:20
  middle of the road, like any guy, that it's fate.
• 2:40:23
  Mine costs a little more than a console, put it that way.
• 2:40:27
  So the reason I'm asking about some of this is that, and here
• 2:40:30
  I'll give you the reason, one of the reasons I basically I have
• 2:40:32
  the setup I do for O Llama and anything LLM is I can I.
• 2:40:36
  So we've talked about agents before and that you can, you can
• 2:40:39
  write a task that an agent can perform.
• 2:40:42
  That's how it interacts with other things like doing a web
• 2:40:44
  search and stuff like that. You know, there's a lot of these
• 2:40:46
  basic ones included in anything LLM.
• 2:40:50
  An agent is just an LLM that's given a task.
• 2:40:54
  Yeah, agents is like the hot thing right now is having agents
• 2:40:57
  do all kinds of shit. That's why they got all these
• 2:40:59
  weird like forums for agents. And stuff.
• 2:41:02
  So the so the same way that they can output text as a thing that
• 2:41:05
  completes the conversation, they can also output a call to a a
• 2:41:11
  hook from some task that's available to them, a tool on the
• 2:41:14
  tool belt. So like like searching Google,
• 2:41:17
  getting results sent back to it as a prompt and then as part of
• 2:41:23
  the prompts that it LED in with that, say, summarizing the
• 2:41:26
  results of that page of results and sending that back to you at
• 2:41:30
  the front end as the user. Oh, especially.
• 2:41:33
  Now with all the AI built right into Google, right?
• 2:41:36
  So it's. Right.
• 2:41:37
  It's very easy for IT AI. Your AI.
• 2:41:39
  Right, so, so the, the thing, the reason I bring this up is,
• 2:41:43
  you know, it's not just can you talk to the LLM on your computer
• 2:41:46
  and do and have fun with that. But you can get to the point
• 2:41:50
  where you do something like what people do with open claw or with
• 2:41:53
  clawed, except you don't have to worry necessarily, unless you
• 2:41:57
  write a bad version, which I don't recommend you do, but you
• 2:42:01
  don't. You don't have to worry about it
• 2:42:03
  being embedded in your fucking computer as part of the
• 2:42:07
  operating system or running like it wants to be part of the
• 2:42:10
  operating system. You can give it very limited
• 2:42:13
  tool sets, like you can search the web, Yeah.
• 2:42:16
  And then it can't do anything else beyond something like that.
• 2:42:19
  You can have very limited, you have better control, more
• 2:42:22
  granular control over it. If it's not all streamlined
• 2:42:25
  together and in in a mess that you have to RIP apart to find
• 2:42:28
  out where it went wrong, well, it doesn't have specific tasks.
• 2:42:31
  So, so I mean, like I said, I haven't used like a ton, but the
• 2:42:36
  one thing I have noticed is when I'm, when I'm using it, it like
• 2:42:40
  for my, for my throat series, like I write like a lot of like
• 2:42:44
  action, you know, sequences and gunfights and whatnot.
• 2:42:48
  And usually, like with chat, you know, GPT and whatnot, it'll
• 2:42:52
  like, you know, it'll like awesome on my draft and it'll
• 2:42:56
  be, it'll be like what, lobotomized and say, Oh, I
• 2:43:00
  can't, I can't generate this because of, you know, policy
• 2:43:03
  violations. Or use the Dolphin models.
• 2:43:06
  So, well, yeah, so, but what I've noticed is like running
• 2:43:11
  locally with like even with like Jenna, like it'll do what I
• 2:43:15
  wanted to do. OK, good to know.
• 2:43:18
  Like so I I have to use the Dolphin model in order to get
• 2:43:22
  something like Llama which is which is Meta's element, the
• 2:43:27
  Dolphin one being the one where they've they've delobotomized
• 2:43:30
  the fine tuning data set and then rerun it.
• 2:43:33
  So you ask it, what's the best way to steal a car?
• 2:43:36
  And it gives you the 12 steps to steal a car.
• 2:43:39
  And then maybe it'll scold you at the very end, but that's
• 2:43:41
  irrelevant. It's good to know that like
• 2:43:44
  Gemma, you know, if, if it's right, if it's giving you action
• 2:43:48
  sequences without some doofus policy violation, without even
• 2:43:53
  having to have it like, you know, quote jail broken by like
• 2:43:55
  the Dolphin Dolphin team. Get get it if.
• 2:43:58
  You're already getting what you want.
• 2:43:59
  That's great telling. You how to commit a crime, Sam,
• 2:44:02
  I'm not joking. You don't need to actually have
• 2:44:06
  any intent to do it. Just see if it will.
• 2:44:08
  Yeah. Right, that's the difference.
• 2:44:10
  Crime. It doesn't even have to be a
• 2:44:11
  plausible crime for you to commit.
• 2:44:13
  Obviously being a wheelchair man.
• 2:44:17
  So carjacking. Carjacking, yes.
• 2:44:20
  That's the classic one. Is is what's the best way to
• 2:44:22
  steal a car? Yeah.
• 2:44:24
  In a wheelchair. There.
• 2:44:26
  You go. Because then the output will be
• 2:44:29
  funny too. How am I going to load my
• 2:44:33
  wheelchair while I'm jacking this car?
• 2:44:38
  It's not the fact that you could drive it that's the that's the
• 2:44:40
  tricky part. It's how.
• 2:44:41
  Man, there's so many ways to get deeper on that one.
• 2:44:44
  What's the best way to Jack a car while jacking it?
• 2:44:48
  There you go. What do you mean by yes?
• 2:44:51
  Yes. Yeah, I need you to give me
• 2:44:53
  instructions on the old double Jack.
• 2:44:58
  Isn't that just a version of Jack Daniels?
• 2:45:01
  Now. Believe it's just a version of
• 2:45:05
  Pee Wee Herman in 1993. Oh my God.
• 2:45:08
  What about what's, what's the model that like?
• 2:45:17
  Oh, oh, deep, oh, DeepSeek, right.
• 2:45:21
  Yeah, that's it. That one's got like one bit
• 2:45:26
  quantization. Yeah, why?
• 2:45:29
  Why? I know that.
• 2:45:31
  I know that like, I know that you're not supposed to like run.
• 2:45:35
  I know that they advise not to like run it, you know, online
• 2:45:39
  because it'll go to the Chinese data center.
• 2:45:41
  So fuck that noise anyway. But I I've been like, I'm even
• 2:45:46
  weird about like downloading that one because I don't like
• 2:45:49
  the idea of anything like. Yeah.
• 2:45:53
  So. The thing about that would be
• 2:45:58
  like if, if it's not, if it's not being run as an agent, it
• 2:46:02
  doesn't have the ability to phone home period.
• 2:46:05
  So that's that's step one is is just don't run it as an agent.
• 2:46:10
  Now the what? So key distinction here.
• 2:46:13
  So LM Studio, if memory serves, if you want to write your own
• 2:46:16
  tasks to be used by agents, I believe you have to use Python.
• 2:46:21
  And one of the reasons I chose anything LLM is that I can, I
• 2:46:24
  have to write it in JavaScript. So I, I have, I have some better
• 2:46:28
  tools available to me and it runs on a, a slightly more
• 2:46:31
  efficient framework. But I mean, Python is what a lot
• 2:46:34
  of it's, it's irritating as hell because it's, it's a fucking
• 2:46:39
  interpreted language. But Python being slower as it
• 2:46:44
  is, it's easier for people to get introduced to, it's easier
• 2:46:47
  for people to Start learning and to get like the the the learning
• 2:46:53
  curve to go from opening up, open up a first help document to
• 2:46:58
  writing something that does something in Python is so much
• 2:47:03
  faster than with something like JavaScript because it just, it's
• 2:47:08
  just a, a simpler syntax. So there is that at least it's
• 2:47:13
  it, but it is slower. Yeah.
• 2:47:15
  And I I haven't. I haven't coded in years.
• 2:47:20
  Although I, I imagine with the the amount of this, this thing
• 2:47:23
  is you write stuff in Python to do it once you write it and
• 2:47:26
  everything else to do it many times.
• 2:47:28
  So like if you're effectively doing it once, if it's not
• 2:47:31
  something like where you're doing heavy computation,
• 2:47:33
  Python's probably for most to use cases about the same.
• 2:47:39
  So I guess there is that going for it.
• 2:47:42
  But still, yeah, like there, there's, there are whole suites
• 2:47:45
  of agent tasks out there now that people have been have
• 2:47:48
  written. The trick is, as always, they
• 2:47:52
  should be open source usually, and you should do your due
• 2:47:57
  diligence to read the code and know what it does, because
• 2:48:02
  that's one of the things that hit several of these these
• 2:48:06
  communities of people running agent, you know, agent systems
• 2:48:12
  especially like open claw the top fucking, we'll call it like
• 2:48:19
  an agent plug in the the top task in the in the the Public
• 2:48:24
  Library of for downloads was was malicious.
• 2:48:30
  It was malware for a like it's seriously, these people are
• 2:48:35
  getting fucked with left and right and it's just like the the
• 2:48:38
  top fucking thing is malware. So anyway, well, like you gotta
• 2:48:45
  be careful, you know, you gotta vet these things a little bit.
• 2:48:47
  And even if you don't know how to program, you can still look
• 2:48:50
  in there and have have a reasonable idea like what's it
• 2:48:53
  trying to do? Like a lot of times, the names
• 2:48:56
  of functions will will tell you. Well, I'll I'll also.
• 2:49:00
  Just ride the tiger and just say fuck it, I'm going to do all
• 2:49:04
  this shit and I have no idea what I'm doing.
• 2:49:06
  Well, they're, they're getting scammed out of their crypto.
• 2:49:09
  They're getting scammed out of their crypto while like trying
• 2:49:12
  to check the weather or whatever the fuck.
• 2:49:14
  Well, they're trying to post on XI, can't remember what the fuck
• 2:49:17
  it was. They're like they're getting
• 2:49:18
  crypto scammed. Well, I'll, I'll, I'll say this.
• 2:49:22
  I mean, you want to talk about malware?
• 2:49:24
  To me it seems like Copilot is fuck is is fucking.
• 2:49:29
  These motherfuckers. I agree.
• 2:49:30
  Now I'm raising my own little bot to be my personal little
• 2:49:34
  bot, and the bot was stealing their crypto.
• 2:49:41
  The copilot is like is like flippy but but not helpful.
• 2:49:49
  It's Chloe. It's Chloe, but.
• 2:49:51
  I was talking to my buddy who works for Microsoft just the
• 2:49:55
  other day about copilot and he mind you, does not work for Co
• 2:50:01
  money. Mind you this guy does not work
• 2:50:04
  on copilot or anything adjacent to it.
• 2:50:07
  But I told him, I said, you know, I tried.
• 2:50:09
  I went ahead and tried it. I tried it out in Visual Studio.
• 2:50:12
  I was writing something. I was like fuck it, it keeps
• 2:50:13
  bugging me, I'll try copilot. Let's just install the plug in
• 2:50:18
  and see what happens. Fucking disastrous.
• 2:50:20
  I had to disable it almost right away.
• 2:50:22
  It kept suggesting shit that wouldn't work.
• 2:50:24
  It didn't do it in my coding style and it's like he it has
• 2:50:27
  access to everything I've written already.
• 2:50:30
  It's not a fresh project. It just like every time I try
• 2:50:34
  and do something where I'm typing it tries to come in with
• 2:50:37
  this intellisense suggestion shit.
• 2:50:39
  Which is like instead of me being able to press enter and
• 2:50:42
  gets the rest of the thing I was typing, it opens up a fucking
• 2:50:47
  prompt. I I read on.
• 2:50:50
  I read on an. Echo.
• 2:50:51
  It's like the auto correct from hell in a fucking boat base.
• 2:50:56
  Can you imagine Sam? Except like every every
• 2:50:59
  suggestion that I wanted turned into it, opening it up as a
• 2:51:02
  question. Well, what, what was well,
• 2:51:04
  what's worse, though, guys, is like, from what I've heard, and
• 2:51:07
  I don't, I don't know this because I'm, I haven't, you
• 2:51:10
  know, experienced it. Like from what I've, from what
• 2:51:12
  I've read, cobile is so bad. It's like bricking machines,
• 2:51:17
  just like, Yes, it is, yeah. It's it's, it's so they they're
• 2:51:23
  trying, they want to move to all right, so we've talked about
• 2:51:27
  agents. We, we understand they have
• 2:51:29
  tools to do things. They want to move towards what
• 2:51:33
  they, it's what they're suggesting before they got a
• 2:51:35
  ridiculous amount of blowback from, you know, yours truly
• 2:51:38
  included. They wanted, they wanted, they
• 2:51:41
  were, they were. They were fielding the the
• 2:51:46
  question to see what the what was the sentiments after all the
• 2:51:49
  copilot bullshit? What if we moved windows?
• 2:51:54
  What if we moved windows to an agentic operating system?
• 2:51:59
  Nobody likes that. Album 1 is an operating system
• 2:52:03
  that fucking works. The whole point is to be
• 2:52:05
  transparent. I should not care about the
• 2:52:08
  operating system doing its background tasks.
• 2:52:11
  I should not have to care about having like I shouldn't have to
• 2:52:15
  get rid of Copilot every time I open a piece of something from
• 2:52:19
  the suite, the 365 suite. Oh, by the way, they're getting
• 2:52:23
  rid of Publisher, which is used extensively.
• 2:52:27
  They say the the features in it can be used in other places.
• 2:52:29
  Like, no, no, no. I tried using PowerPoint to make
• 2:52:31
  my posters before my posters were too big for PowerPoint.
• 2:52:35
  I could not make a slide big enough and have PowerPoint
• 2:52:37
  comprehended because I happened to have done something that was
• 2:52:40
  so fucking annoying I needed a six foot tall poster.
• 2:52:45
  It. It's PowerPoints like I can't do
• 2:52:47
  more than four feet. You're fucked.
• 2:52:48
  It's. It's it's hilarious me that they
• 2:52:50
  want to get rid of publisher now because when I was in College in
• 2:52:54
  the technical writing, in my technical writing degree, Well,
• 2:52:59
  well, publisher is little what I was like trained on, like here's
• 2:53:04
  the tool you're going to use for like, you know, the vast
• 2:53:07
  majority of your stuff in business and now they want to
• 2:53:10
  get rid of and now they're and now they're doing away with it.
• 2:53:14
  So the. Whole the whole thought process
• 2:53:16
  there is, you can do everything that you can do in Publisher and
• 2:53:21
  Microsoft Word and Microsoft PowerPoint.
• 2:53:23
  The problem is no, you can't. Right, right, exactly.
• 2:53:27
  It's. Like, it's just, it's like and
• 2:53:30
  and then even if I could, you're now telling me I have to split
• 2:53:33
  my effort between two different pieces of software that may or
• 2:53:36
  may not want to work with each other on a specific task that
• 2:53:39
  I'm trying to accomplish. Yeah.
• 2:53:41
  That's that's so garbage. This is why I.
• 2:53:44
  You every fucking 2 seconds. Right.
• 2:53:46
  This is why I recommend against getting 365 if possible and
• 2:53:50
  getting the the you know was it biannual or triannual release of
• 2:53:54
  the full operating system? Sorry, full office suite.
• 2:53:58
  Oh yeah, I've I've. Like I'd I'd rather have the
• 2:54:01
  office like I had to get 365 on my laptop because reasons and I
• 2:54:07
  I think they just re upped the subscription on me so I have to
• 2:54:10
  anyway that's how I found out about it.
• 2:54:13
  They told me I'm getting shit on your service.
• 2:54:16
  The Linux Open Libre because it's literally better than the
• 2:54:20
  365 deal you're just feeding the.
• 2:54:22
  Beast. I got open libre too.
• 2:54:24
  Well, I'm just saying like if, if somebody needed that, like,
• 2:54:27
  like that's an alternative. Even on Windows, that's an
• 2:54:30
  alternative. Yeah.
• 2:54:31
  So what I recommend people do is, and this is something I do
• 2:54:36
  is is for a lot of your mission critical software, one learn an
• 2:54:44
  open source version. Yes, that will accomplish the
• 2:54:47
  same tasks in a timely manner without without major
• 2:54:51
  frustration. So without without significant
• 2:54:53
  friction, I can say because you'll be frustrated.
• 2:54:56
  A trick. A trick.
• 2:54:57
  If you're not so good at this stuff to finding that one, and I
• 2:55:01
  hate to say it because it sounds like a shallow answer, but it's
• 2:55:04
  usually true. The most popular one?
• 2:55:07
  Yeah, and the most popular. Open source one usually does the
• 2:55:11
  things that you need it to do in the more commercial version.
• 2:55:15
  You're right. And and the the second thing
• 2:55:18
  there is not just to find some open source alternative, but to
• 2:55:23
  use it as a, a thin app on like a pen drive.
• 2:55:27
  So you're what do I have portable apps?
• 2:55:31
  So everybody's like probably vaguely aware of portable apps.
• 2:55:36
  Take some, some old pen drive, you know, or you don't need a
• 2:55:40
  whole lot of space and install portable apps.
• 2:55:43
  Have a few of those hanging around, you know, every once in
• 2:55:46
  a while, you know, once every every month or two, plug it in,
• 2:55:50
  open it up and run the updater. It'll, it should automatically
• 2:55:54
  do its thing just to keep everything up to date.
• 2:55:57
  And that's it. That's all you have to do.
• 2:55:59
  And if you've got a version you like and you it's like it's
• 2:56:03
  mission critical. Mission critical, you can always
• 2:56:06
  just stop updating permanently because software is on the pen
• 2:56:10
  drive. Just leave alone.
• 2:56:13
  Another good use for portable apps like that is if you have if
• 2:56:19
  if If you're a tech guy and a lot of boomers around ask you to
• 2:56:23
  fucking fix their slow computer. It's helped like any number of
• 2:56:31
  utilities on. There.
• 2:56:34
  So, so I recommend for that there's the forensics distro,
• 2:56:39
  which is Helix. So that's the version of Linux
• 2:56:42
  that's used for forensics or if you need to break into
• 2:56:45
  something, use Kaylee. So Kaylee Linux and Helix Linux
• 2:56:52
  are very powerful and useful. Yeah, getting familiar with
• 2:56:57
  Linux is a wise. If you're into computers and
• 2:57:00
  you're not already into Linux, you really should at least learn
• 2:57:03
  what it is, what it does, and what are popular versions of it.
• 2:57:07
  That's like also. Well, you really should learn
• 2:57:10
  that. So if you're on, if you're on
• 2:57:12
  Mac, you're on a Unix based operating system, while you
• 2:57:15
  can't do all the fancier shit because the operating system is
• 2:57:19
  rude and fuck you. And that's just the way they run
• 2:57:22
  things. It's a closed garden over there
• 2:57:24
  and that's how they like it. Yep, Even though you can't run
• 2:57:28
  things as root, you can still get familiar with the command
• 2:57:31
  line natively in Windows. It usually doesn't come as a
• 2:57:36
  default enabled component, but it's part of the operating
• 2:57:39
  system. You can run Windows Subsystem
• 2:57:41
  for Linux, and then you get to pick which distribution you want
• 2:57:45
  to use. You can go to the Microsoft App
• 2:57:46
  Store and typically you'll just end up running Ubuntu, but it's
• 2:57:51
  it's it's behind, it's behind the scenes.
• 2:57:53
  You only interact with it as command line, but it is a
• 2:57:57
  full-fledged Linux kernel running in parallel Windows and
• 2:58:01
  it's very useful. You don't even have the dual
• 2:58:03
  boot anymore that used exactly the thing people didn't like.
• 2:58:07
  I. Had you don't have to have
• 2:58:08
  Windows eat your partition every time either.
• 2:58:11
  Yeah, yeah. Back when, back when I was back
• 2:58:15
  when I was in high school, I had one of those.
• 2:58:19
  I had one of those really like crappy netbooks back when that
• 2:58:23
  back when that was all back. When?
• 2:58:25
  Yeah, before Chromebooks took over.
• 2:58:27
  Yeah, back when, back when those were being like advertised as
• 2:58:30
  all the rage, I wound up wiping the.
• 2:58:36
  I wound up like wiping the Windows version and installing
• 2:58:40
  Ubuntu on it and it was pretty great actually.
• 2:58:45
  Well. One thing I want to tell people
• 2:58:47
  if you've not used Linux before is if you use something like
• 2:58:51
  Ubuntu or Mint I. Was going to say use Mint first.
• 2:58:55
  Mint mint Mint mint Mint. Especially that if you've never
• 2:58:59
  used Linux before, it you install Mint, it's not hard to
• 2:59:03
  do it all. You will instantly understand
• 2:59:06
  that it's not as scary as anybody like made you think it
• 2:59:10
  was. Ever.
• 2:59:11
  Yeah, there's a graph. There's a.
• 2:59:13
  Graph you don't understand. You really even need to engage
• 2:59:16
  command line in something like Mint, but it's right there front
• 2:59:20
  and Center for if you know how to use it, it will make your
• 2:59:22
  life a lot easier. Yeah, the updates are are stupid
• 2:59:26
  easy with command line. Yeah, and there's a.
• 2:59:29
  There's a few different commands you need to know, and half of
• 2:59:32
  them are using the up arrow to get back to where you were.
• 2:59:34
  And we were talking about finding open source apps well.
• 2:59:38
  I I'd love. To inform you that.
• 2:59:40
  Flat packs exist. And what that is, is an App
• 2:59:45
  Store that many versions of Linux use to have the same apps.
• 2:59:48
  And a lot of them are apps that you like, programs that you
• 2:59:51
  would use on Windows anyway. And they're very easy to install
• 2:59:54
  and free. And if they're not officially
• 2:59:57
  licensed, they do the things you need them to do, and they're all
• 3:00:00
  open source. Yeah, how?
• 3:00:03
  How do you? Use Arch.
• 3:00:05
  Now, now Max, as a naughty guy, I have to ask, have they have
• 3:00:11
  they improved Audacity at all? Or do you have to?
• 3:00:14
  Or do you still have to like install a shit ton of plugins?
• 3:00:19
  I don't use Audacity anymore in a long time so I don't know.
• 3:00:24
  Yeah and yeah. Audacity is OK.
• 3:00:26
  Yeah, not yeah, it's not. Great.
• 3:00:29
  It's OK. Well it was.
• 3:00:31
  Is there any other like open source software that for audio
• 3:00:35
  that like? Fruity Loops, right?
• 3:00:38
  Yeah, Fruity Loops is probably like, that's a lot of kind of
• 3:00:42
  fog. Standard, right?
• 3:00:43
  Pretty much record producers use it unless you got like Pro Tools
• 3:00:47
  or something or I. I use magics but it's the same
• 3:00:51
  thing, just not open source. Right.
• 3:00:54
  Yeah. In fact, a lot of the samples
• 3:00:57
  that I've gotten over the years are actually for Fruity Loops.
• 3:01:00
  But samples are samples. It's an audio file.
• 3:01:03
  Right. But yeah, I mean, I use, I use
• 3:01:10
  Mix, which is primarily an open source Linux program for DJing,
• 3:01:16
  and it's way more powerful than I thought it was when I started
• 3:01:19
  playing with it. It's actually what a lot of
• 3:01:22
  professional DJs use now to run their tables.
• 3:01:25
  It's mixed with three XS. Of course it is.
• 3:01:32
  It's dope though. Like, I wish I had a digital
• 3:01:35
  turntable to hook up to it every time I use it.
• 3:01:38
  Speaking of which, we're going to keep doing right to offend
• 3:01:42
  Radio Sam. It's been doing quite well for
• 3:01:44
  us and since I launched my album basically today, We're going to
• 3:01:49
  do that this weekend, so that should be fun.
• 3:01:53
  Yeah, I, I've, I've seen that. I also I also did tune tune into
• 3:02:00
  Evan's music show yesterday but fucking Odyssey won't let me log
• 3:02:07
  into my account don't know why. That's strange.
• 3:02:14
  Unfortunate. So.
• 3:02:19
  And that said, you can pick up our band's first album Right to
• 3:02:23
  offend that itch anywhere you get music.
• 3:02:26
  I literally Spotify, iTunes, all that.
• 3:02:30
  Which is, which is awesome. And of course you can pick up
• 3:02:37
  American Inferno in paperback, ebook and audio book of Amazon
• 3:02:47
  available now. And, well, more more.
• 3:02:54
  I don't know if you really have anything to show other than bits
• 3:02:56
  and bones at this point. Hold on, did he just downplay
• 3:03:04
  bits and bones? This motherfucker?
• 3:03:06
  You're a Co host over there Sam. You should apologize to the
• 3:03:09
  viewers. I mean, I mean, I'm not, I'm not
• 3:03:11
  downplaying it. I'm just saying that he doesn't
• 3:03:15
  have anything but the awesome. I do have some things cooking it
• 3:03:18
  in the oven, but they're not nowhere near finished right now.
• 3:03:23
  Sick. Well, Bits and Bones is pretty
• 3:03:26
  awesome. I am cooking, but I've been I'm
• 3:03:29
  no one near finished. I I that's what I just said.
• 3:03:35
  He doesn't have anything but the awesome bits and bones because
• 3:03:38
  that's all he needs for right now.
• 3:03:43
  OK. Now.
• 3:03:45
  Does Craig have anything to show besides the fake Untitled
• 3:03:49
  podcast which you can catch in Spotify in many other places?
• 3:03:53
  Odyssey, especially if you want to catch you live.
• 3:03:57
  Yeah, indeed. Come, come watch us say things,
• 3:04:01
  yeah? Well, I mean, it's in the name,
• 3:04:04
  right? It's a.
• 3:04:05
  It is. Podcast.
• 3:04:08
  Exactly. Stuffing things.
• 3:04:13
  Watch you. You can, you can listen to, you
• 3:04:18
  can listen to Steve, you know, battling his way through
• 3:04:23
  painkillers and, you know. That poor guy.
• 3:04:27
  Yeah. He just got, he just got fucking
• 3:04:30
  rocks like that every so often, like the the one before that,
• 3:04:35
  like where he fucking he got his arm broken while he was going
• 3:04:39
  out hiking. Yeah.
• 3:04:43
  Like that's his logo, by the way, that for a long, I don't
• 3:04:45
  know if Evans changed it. Like for longest time though,
• 3:04:48
  that was his logo was the X-ray of his broken arm.
• 3:04:52
  No, that, that that's, that's still on there.
• 3:04:55
  I, I actually, I actually asked Steve what that was because
• 3:04:59
  because when I, when I first started listening to you guys
• 3:05:02
  regularly, I didn't know the ones.
• 3:05:04
  I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Steve, why are you?
• 3:05:08
  Why is your thing an ex? Why is your thing an X-ray?
• 3:05:11
  And he's like, oh, I broke my arm like really bad.
• 3:05:18
  I'm like. Traumatic X-ray, I'll say that.
• 3:05:21
  Yeah. It's the kind of X-ray you would
• 3:05:24
  make your picture for years because it's you look.
• 3:05:29
  At it, you know what they're getting into.
• 3:05:31
  You look at it and you're like, damn, that fucking hurt.
• 3:05:37
  Yeah, Oh. Man, Yeah, no, but I mean, I can
• 3:05:45
  throw it out there now. It's not, it's not like it's
• 3:05:47
  going to do much. I am in the job market.
• 3:05:50
  I am looking. Nice.
• 3:05:54
  If you can, if you can afford a chemical engineer, well, I don't
• 3:06:01
  think that's, I don't think that's the listening audience,
• 3:06:05
  which is OK. Who who knows?
• 3:06:08
  I, I do, I will, I will say, I will say this.
• 3:06:11
  We do have, we do have people in in DC who, who may.
• 3:06:17
  Want to run a research lab? All I'm saying audience out
• 3:06:21
  there, if you need a scientist, we got your man right here.
• 3:06:25
  Ben, do you know I had to explain to somebody the other
• 3:06:27
  day the whole pussy spoke thing. Brilliant.
• 3:06:33
  Hold on, should I market you as a scientist or like a
• 3:06:36
  professional Jew? That might get you more A.
• 3:06:40
  Professional Jew Scientist. Oh, that sounds really good,
• 3:06:44
  actually. You're now are you a scientist,
• 3:06:48
  just generally who happens to be Jewish or a scientist of Jewish
• 3:06:53
  things? Well, I'm also an engineer, so.
• 3:06:57
  Oh yeah? Well.
• 3:06:58
  There's there's a combination. Obviously Jewish things, yes,
• 3:07:02
  like engineering. That's what I've been to,
• 3:07:04
  Candace Owens says. That I heard I don't actually
• 3:07:09
  listen to. It.
• 3:07:11
  I absorb it through osmosis on the Internet.
• 3:07:14
  That poor woman, that troubled individual.
• 3:07:19
  Yeah, well, I mean, it's so, it's so funny to me.
• 3:07:25
  It's so funny to me to see people being like, Oh, well,
• 3:07:29
  well, well, it turns out, well, it turns out she's been, she,
• 3:07:35
  she's on the left and it's like. Uh oh, that's where she started.
• 3:07:40
  Yeah, it's like, it's like where?
• 3:07:42
  It's like, where have you guys been?
• 3:07:44
  I I actually. The.
• 3:07:45
  Time. It's just like, motherfucker,
• 3:07:47
  what do you think the right is? Well, well, and.
• 3:07:50
  Like you need a Sarkeesian man. So in in in.
• 3:07:53
  So in All in all fairness, like, so in All, in all fairness, Max,
• 3:07:58
  like one of my, one of my, one of my big problems with, with
• 3:08:02
  Charlie Kirk, as I mentioned on the show, I, I did have my fair,
• 3:08:07
  you know, disagreements with him.
• 3:08:09
  And honestly, Candace Owens was one of those things that, like I
• 3:08:16
  I had a problem with. Yeah, state your arguments now.
• 3:08:21
  Charlie can't talk back to you. Well, no, but it it was while
• 3:08:24
  Charlie was still alive, so. So what?
• 3:08:27
  He I know I'm I'm being flippant.
• 3:08:29
  Yeah, he said many times over the years on the show is that he
• 3:08:34
  didn't like that he felt that Charlie was leaving voices out
• 3:08:38
  on the right that were dissident.
• 3:08:39
  And Candace was one of the people you would mention.
• 3:08:42
  He's not, you know, he he did say this for a long time.
• 3:08:47
  Yeah. Well.
• 3:08:49
  What we we don't hash that up very often on account of.
• 3:08:54
  He died. Well, yeah.
• 3:08:57
  Right. Well.
• 3:08:58
  No and. Nobody's stifling her ability to
• 3:09:01
  talk right now, and that's the problem.
• 3:09:03
  It well, it well, it wasn't it wasn't Even so much that it
• 3:09:07
  wasn't so much that like the try was stifling dissident voices.
• 3:09:12
  It was that he was like being it was he was being like super
• 3:09:16
  selective and and it's. My words, not yours, but I stand
• 3:09:21
  by it. I do feel that to some degree,
• 3:09:23
  TPUSA as an organization, pick, pick.
• 3:09:27
  You like what you're saying it's been.
• 3:09:28
  Very picky, yeah. Winners and losers.
• 3:09:31
  Yeah. And also expect that because
• 3:09:33
  they're a company trying to push a message.
• 3:09:35
  Well, they. And they need, they need eyes
• 3:09:37
  and ears. Well, in in my my biggest
• 3:09:40
  complaint was that they they they pissed Candace without like
• 3:09:44
  fully vetting her, I guess and so.
• 3:09:47
  Yeah, and then they fared her after that too.
• 3:09:51
  Yeah, a lot of her history. Like I told you, that would
• 3:09:54
  happen, yeah. There, her controversial history
• 3:09:58
  was largely buried in association with a fat retard
• 3:10:01
  who lives in Mexico. So.
• 3:10:04
  That would be a disqualifier, yes.
• 3:10:07
  Yeah, yeah, the origin story passes by some very seedy places
• 3:10:12
  and it's just it's not a good pedigree on her behalf.
• 3:10:16
  Yeah, and, and, and Charlie not, and Charlie not being an
• 3:10:19
  Internet guy, didn't know any, no, didn't know any of that not.
• 3:10:23
  Well, and and when she here's the thing about Candace Owens,
• 3:10:26
  when she's got a good point and it's well like thought out, it's
• 3:10:31
  scripted out probably and she can get on a roll about certain
• 3:10:35
  topics. She can enrapture an audience
• 3:10:40
  the. Problem.
• 3:10:40
  Now is she is enrapturing that same audience, but she's doing
• 3:10:44
  it with what I consider to be delusional statements.
• 3:10:47
  If they're not delusional, they're intentionally lying.
• 3:10:51
  Yeah, well, well, well, it's well it's delusional statements.
• 3:10:55
  But she's also, if you've noticed, like her audience is
• 3:10:59
  basically like the the true crime state home mom, you know,
• 3:11:06
  podcast demographic, right? I mean, her whole premise is
• 3:11:13
  it's it's like a true it's it's like a true crime.
• 3:11:16
  You know who really who really murdered Charlie and you know.
• 3:11:22
  I don't want answers because it was such a beautiful man that I
• 3:11:27
  totally didn't like like that. What are you thinking?
• 3:11:29
  But like, really, I think about him all the time.
• 3:11:31
  And we used to talk about how he was a time traveler.
• 3:11:34
  Dude. That bitch is so in love with
• 3:11:37
  him. And it's so sad, but it's.
• 3:11:39
  But you have to nuisance. To the public.
• 3:11:41
  Look, but you have to complimentalize that you know
• 3:11:45
  she learned how to speak her mind at the cadence of Tucker
• 3:11:49
  Carlson without his annoying laugh.
• 3:11:55
  Well, she has annoying laugh all her own.
• 3:11:57
  Though, Yes, yes. To be fair, so do I.
• 3:12:07
  Well, well, it can't be. It can't be too annoying.
• 3:12:10
  It hasn't annoyed me yet, so. I annoy you in other ways and
• 3:12:15
  you know it. There's a clip that I was
• 3:12:17
  looking through all the old clips to make songs out of it.
• 3:12:20
  There's one, it's a little too long, but it's just called Max a
• 3:12:24
  Noise Stam for 15 minutes and it was a pleasure to watch that
• 3:12:29
  back because I really did. I could see you twitching, like
• 3:12:35
  to shut the fuck up now. It's good stuff.
• 3:12:40
  Yeah. I'm glad you have me back
• 3:12:41
  sometimes because I don't know why.
• 3:12:46
  Have you checked out my rap remix of my top 10 schizo post,
• 3:12:51
  Sam? Because that's a good one.
• 3:12:53
  That that that one, that one I will.
• 3:12:55
  That one I will check out SO. Yeah, well, check out the album
• 3:13:00
  first, which is available on all regular music platforms,
• 3:13:04
  Spotify, iTunes. That itch?
• 3:13:07
  Right to offend. Yeah, and I will.
• 3:13:10
  I will add that to the list of links for the show too.
• 3:13:16
  So yeah. But am I I think I think that
• 3:13:22
  just that doesn't for the show tonight like more of these said
• 3:13:26
  bits and bones 10:00 PM should be pretty should be pretty fun
• 3:13:34
  last. Week I I tried something new
• 3:13:37
  last week and I believe booked the show.
• 3:13:40
  Yeah, I, I was, and I was kind of under the weather last week,
• 3:13:44
  so I wasn't there, but I'll be there this week.
• 3:13:50
  Also to anyone who's curious, I've not played the I've not
• 3:13:59
  played that new medieval game yet that everyone's talking out.
• 3:14:11
  Crimson Desert. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:14:13
  People keep people keep saying Sam used to play Crimson Desert.
• 3:14:18
  Sam, fuck that. It's $70 pick up where winds
• 3:14:23
  meet. It's a very.
• 3:14:26
  Kind of. Game and it's free.
• 3:14:28
  Yeah, no, I I've played, I've played where winds will be in
• 3:14:32
  and it is, it is a good game, a good game, White.
• 3:14:36
  Desert is not. I'm not saying it's dog shit but
• 3:14:38
  like it is very much Black desert too and so I'm willing to
• 3:14:43
  wait for it to go down in price and it will.
• 3:14:47
  Yeah, same. Well, all I was going to say is
• 3:14:50
  if it is someone wrong want, if someone wrong wants me to review
• 3:14:54
  Crimson Desert, then you know, pay.
• 3:14:57
  Tell me the money, basically. Send me a copy and I'll review
• 3:15:00
  it. Yeah, pretty much.
• 3:15:03
  Well shit, send me a copy, I'll stream it.
• 3:15:07
  Oh wait, you guys, never mind. Yeah.
• 3:15:14
  And sometime this weekend I'll I'll be streaming the newest
• 3:15:20
  demo version of the game that I did about a month or so ago,
• 3:15:25
  Cognition Method. I think Sam, they should Instead
• 3:15:31
  of that, they should buy 5 copies of your book.
• 3:15:37
  Yeah, actually they, yeah, they, they, they should I think would
• 3:15:42
  be much a much better use of their money.
• 3:15:45
  You might not end up getting enough out of that exactly to
• 3:15:49
  pay to. Buy it, but.
• 3:15:51
  That would mean a lot. It it certainly would.
• 3:15:56
  So it's. Probably easier too.
• 3:16:00
  Yeah, your. PayPal and all that.
• 3:16:04
  So, but anyway, thanks for tuning everyone and we'll be
• 3:16:09
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