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¡Asesina Latina! · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:05
  Brian McFadden: I like the new music.
• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: This is a time when things are shifting.
• 0:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:34
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 323 of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:41
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And there's two guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: We got the Guapo with us once again.
• 0:47
  El Guapo: A waffle.
• 0:48
  Testecleese: Yes. Yeah, well, yes. Yes, my,
• 0:52
  Testecleese: You're not allowed to switch between languages, I suppose.
• 0:54
  El Guapo: Yeah. No, yeah, yeah.
• 0:57
  Testecleese: Before we get going into our normal setup here, I just wanna say, if El Matadoro still listens, which he says he does.
• 1:06
  Testecleese: then, dear God, maybe he's right. Maybe aliens are real. Did you hear this scrap with Obama and Trump?
• 1:12
  El Guapo: Well, he already backed it up, back up, back down, Obama?
• 1:19
  El Guapo: There's another speech, like, no, no, I didn't mean… He said, like, what he meant to say, there probably is life out there.
• 1:27
  El Guapo: But, he got no complete evidence of that. He never seen evidence of that. He made…
• 1:33
  El Guapo: You know, he thinks it's just, hardware from other countries there, like, we haven't caught up.
• 1:38
  Testecleese: But Trump came out after and said, that's all classified, he shouldn't be speaking on this.
• 1:43
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 1:43
  El Guapo: Because he don't want to put out, like, what we know of the enemy, you know?
• 1:49
  Brian McFadden: This is interesting timing because they had a special No Agenda show on Thursday that was all about secondhand of show material, which, if you've listened to any No Agenda shows, you know that
• 2:01
  Brian McFadden: back in the day when they did second half of show materials, it was all about aliens, earthquake machines, you know, and all those kind of things, so it's kind of weird that they did their special show in addition to,
• 2:16
  Brian McFadden: you know, this all coming out from Obama.
• 2:20
  Testecleese: I thought it was pretty funny.
• 2:21
  Testecleese: It's never aliens, but the fact that Trump was like, that's classified, you should have kept that to himself, I was like, hmm…
• 2:27
  Testecleese: That seems a little strange to me.
• 2:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:31
  Testecleese: Less follow-up than I expected, but some other stuff could have moved in here, but I moved it out for other topics.
• 2:39
  Testecleese: -Oh.
• 2:40
  Testecleese: What's up with this Navy Fed scam you guys have had going on forever?
• 2:44
  El Guapo: Oh, shit, it was always a scam, dude.
• 2:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, a lawyer took up the cases, pro bono.
• 2:52
  Brian McFadden: And,
• 2:53
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't really go into details into the story, but it implies that Navy Federal's settling these… settling these cases.
• 3:04
  Testecleese: Why is Navy Fed reaching into their pocket to pay out this lost money? Because people are stupid.
• 3:09
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 3:11
  Brian McFadden: Beautiful.
• 3:12
  Testecleese: How is that the credit union's fault, that someone was too dumb?
• 3:15
  Testecleese: To lock their friggin' bank app on their phone, then hand their phone to somebody.
• 3:19
  Brian McFadden: Because Navy Federal didn't have the appropriate, safeguards in place.
• 3:25
  Testecleese: There's gotta be a password to get into your bank account, right? Or create union account.
• 3:30
  Brian McFadden: Not necessarily.
• 3:31
  Testecleese: Then you're a… then you're a fool.
• 3:33
  Testecleese: Then you hand someone else your phone?
• 3:36
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 3:37
  Testecleese: You're begging to be robbed!
• 3:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:40
  Testecleese: It's like going down the skid row and tossing your car keys to some random hobo pooping on the street and saying, park it somewhere safe for me, you know what I mean?
• 3:48
  El Guapo: It's like, the bioschem shit, dude, like.
• 3:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the lawyer basically said the victims shouldn't be held responsible for loans they never applied for or received the money from, so…
• 3:57
  Testecleese: Oh, loans, yes, but if someone cleared out your bank account, that money should be gone.
• 4:03
  Testecleese: Because you would think a loan, it's Navy Fed's pro- okay, I get that. At that point, it's Navy Fed's fault for not even verifying your identity before they loaned money out to your identity. I get that.
• 4:13
  El Guapo: I think they should do that in person, because I like to go in there in person, like, hey, let me sign the paperwork.
• 4:19
  Brian McFadden: Nobody does that anymore.
• 4:21
  El Guapo: I like to do it, just to get out of the house, like, hey, let me just go over this and this and that, and I'll cross my…
• 4:27
  El Guapo: Cross my T's, dot my I's.
• 4:31
  Testecleese: Not the… no?
• 4:34
  Testecleese: I can't think of the last time. I think the last time I took out a loan and walked in in person.
• 4:40
  Testecleese: was when I bought my, first ever new car.
• 4:44
  Testecleese: Like, shortly after I came back from my first deployment.
• 4:50
  Testecleese: But it's not just a ask for a loan on your phone app. It's, you know, contact the bank through, like, a service like this.
• 5:01
  Testecleese: And, you know, you gotta go and verify everything, and mail stuff… like, the mortgage, I had to, like, mail stuff back and forth, and sign a thousand boxes, you know?
• 5:09
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, you only need, like, 2 or 3 papers, but all the… I remember trying all those, like, really?
• 5:14
  Testecleese: Oh my god, yeah.
• 5:15
  El Guapo: It's important here, like, oh, those two, three papers, like, Okay.
• 5:20
  Testecleese: Shoot, well, remember too, my, the actual purchase of the house kept getting pushed back, so we kept having to fill out different forms and paperwork along the way. I must have initialed 600 times.
• 5:30
  El Guapo: You had to go to a specific lawyer for because of the…
• 5:34
  El Guapo: what's the word I'm looking for? Somebody could not come later on, like, hey, my grandfather left this to me. They had to actually do the research… the firm had to do the research, like, hey, nobody owns this land by this person, it's not…
• 5:47
  El Guapo: I will not kind of come back and… what's it called? Take it down from you, you know? Take it from you.
• 5:55
  Testecleese: Oh, when they confiscate unused.
• 5:57
  El Guapo: No, no, no, inherited. Like, let's say…
• 5:59
  El Guapo: Your grandfather left it to you.
• 6:03
  El Guapo: By… your grandfather left it to you, and you sold it to somebody else, like, somebody else could come and claim it, basically.
• 6:12
  Testecleese: Squatter's rights?
• 6:13
  El Guapo: No, no, no, the heritage law, they have to verify there's no laws,
• 6:18
  Testecleese: Oh, you're saying that Bob can't just show up and say he's Tim and take the land?
• 6:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 6:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, you had to go talk to a specific lawyer about it, like, hey, we did this research, and, like, a bunch of other paperwork, like, goddamn.
• 6:31
  Testecleese: It's interesting you brought that up as an argument, because I actually have something about that in local news today.
• 6:36
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 6:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, very, very interesting, weird timing.
• 6:40
  El Guapo: Some of the lower, like, the…
• 6:43
  El Guapo: Your title is clean, basically. Nobody calculated on, like, hey, no, this other person left to me.
• 6:49
  Testecleese: Well, exactly, that's why it took us so long to get this house, because the man died literally halfway through signing the paperwork.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: So every… it had to go through a court in Florida.
• 6:59
  Testecleese: To make sure everything was on the up and up and clean.
• 7:01
  El Guapo: There's no will out there that's gonna be like, hey, he left this to me.
• 7:07
  El Guapo: Well, no, he left it to his daughter, because he hadn't finished selling the house. No, no, no, but I'm saying…
• 7:11
  Testecleese: The court was like, he was clearly trying to sell the property to his daughter. He's like, you have to honor this deal.
• 7:18
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 7:19
  Testecleese: So I thought that was… I was like, huh.
• 7:20
  El Guapo: But I say sometimes people make a will, and they forget about it, and that later on can hunt you down.
• 7:25
  Testecleese: Or nobody finds it.
• 7:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 7:31
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go, this is interesting.
• 7:34
  Testecleese: I did not see this coming in Virginia, Brian. Apparently, a circuit court judge in Virginia, stopped the redistricting, the gerrymandering in Virginia.
• 7:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, I saw that shit in real time, too. The attorney here, local Virginia Beach attorney, Tim Anderson, he was a delegate for a while.
• 7:54
  El Guapo: He got kicked out because Jerryman, like, something happened. So he got kicked out of the, being the delegate, so he's just a local lawyer that everybody follows in here. So he submitted paperwork, like, hey, look.
• 8:05
  El Guapo: you cannot do this because it's already in the Constitution, so that's where they came and hold it.
• 8:11
  Testecleese: Exactly, Virginia's Constitution, not the U.S. Constitution, which is a real issue the federal court has had with states violating their own constitutions.
• 8:21
  Testecleese: Because what can they really do? Like, when Pennsylvania just decided they were gonna do a 100% mail-in vote when that was against their own laws.
• 8:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 8:30
  Testecleese: Like, what's the… what's the federal court system actually gonna do about that, you know?
• 8:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, I saw in real time, he just, like, posted the entire, like, paperwork, hey, I just submitted to hold this, like, hey, we're gonna sue you to this, because you're not holding up, you're not going with the Constitution, so now it's everything up, see what's going on.
• 8:49
  Testecleese: Do you think it's gonna stick, or do you think this is gonna get, overturned?
• 8:53
  El Guapo: Well, I don't know, man, it's a bad… No, because… No, the, the kidnapping.
• 8:59
  Testecleese: This is a temporary block.
• 9:01
  El Guapo: they could have pushed this boat, because it had to be a certain amount of period. You have to wait until the next cycle to push this Alex,
• 9:09
  El Guapo: referendum.
• 9:09
  Testecleese: Estrogen?
• 9:11
  El Guapo: No, the referendum. They could not just do it, like, hey, vote now.
• 9:15
  El Guapo: and we're gonna change it right now. No, no, no, you have to give it a whole cycle next year.
• 9:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, put it on the paperwork.
• 9:21
  El Guapo: Yep, and they're the ones that set this rule. We already decided. We… Virginia, everybody voted on this.
• 9:30
  El Guapo: Years ago.
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got an independent commission that.
• 9:33
  El Guapo: Independent Commission, it's like, it's not, I forgot whoever get elected. No, you have to get these, it's, steps, and they're violating the Constitution of Virginia.
• 9:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the Virginia Congress has to be involved, right? The legislation.
• 9:47
  Testecleese: To change… to make decisions like that.
• 9:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, but they cannot do it right now. They have to, like, wait till next cycle to…
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Well, this is something I've tried to explain to people when it comes to a lot of this redistricting, like, this is all illegal. I'm like.
• 9:59
  Testecleese: what makes you think it's illegal to redistrict? The issue is whether or not your state says it's okay.
• 10:04
  El Guapo: Texas, everybody's upset, like, oh, because Texas didn't… okay, let Texas do what Texas do. We Virginia, we are different, we're Commonwealth. We basically mean we're almost a different state, but yeah, we don't have to follow what fucking Texas does, we do our own thing.
• 10:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, Texas has their own rules, Virginia has their own rules, and people don't seem to realize that. They seem to forget about the 10th Amendment an awful lot until…
• 10:27
  Testecleese: it comes time to actually vote. When it comes to voter ID, they're all about states' rights again.
• 10:32
  El Guapo: No, but now they're like, if Republicans are doing this, oh, the Democrats will be like, no, you cannot do that, let Texas do what Texas does, you know?
• 10:41
  Testecleese: It's funny, I've been watching a lot of these arguments people have been making about, the voter ID thing.
• 10:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: And my first thought was, like.
• 10:49
  Testecleese: Do either of you fellows know anyone who doesn't have identification?
• 10:53
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 10:54
  El Guapo: Mmm, then there's more circles.
• 10:56
  Testecleese: We've got some underground buddies who might be here illegally that don't have IDs, so I don't know.
• 11:02
  El Guapo: No, but I think… I think they don't want to say, minorities cannot get ID no more, so they go into, like, women cannot get ID, so they can sound less racist.
• 11:12
  Testecleese: That's exactly what happened, like, what, you think black people are too stupid to get identification?
• 11:15
  El Guapo: But they, like, they realized, like, hey, we cannot say that no more, so, like, let's go with.
• 11:19
  Testecleese: Did you see the Ami Horowitz video of him walking through.
• 11:22
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, that was.
• 11:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was way old. And he's asked, he's like, hey man, you know where the DMV is? He goes, yeah, go up two blocks, take a left, third building on your right. You know what I mean? It's like…
• 11:32
  Testecleese: these folks aren't stupid, they're not worthless, and then, yeah, then they move to women, and I'm like, so…
• 11:37
  Testecleese: your argument is, women who get married and change their names may not be able to vote. I was like, first of all, conservative women are more likely to get married, so this is gonna help the Democrat Party, right?
• 11:48
  El Guapo: But they don't.
• 11:48
  Testecleese: Especially, especially change their last name.
• 11:54
  Testecleese: So, like, this is only gonna help the Democrats, and then they're saying that women are too stupid
• 11:58
  Testecleese: To do this, so maybe they shouldn't be allowed to vote at all.
• 12:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 12:02
  Testecleese: If you can't figure out how to vote, maybe you shouldn't be voting.
• 12:05
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 12:08
  Testecleese: Just my two cents on that.
• 12:10
  Testecleese: And, watching these arguments, Everyone brings up the, you know, people are too poor, too dumb.
• 12:17
  Testecleese: You know, all the time.
• 12:19
  Testecleese: You know, and it's a right.
• 12:21
  Testecleese: You shouldn't have to check ID.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: And I've been bringing this up every time I've seen these, like, interviews. How come nobody has applied the same logic to your Second Amendment rights yet?
• 12:33
  El Guapo: No one says, well, how come you gotta show ID and do a background check to buy a gun?
• 12:39
  Testecleese: If your argument for a right is you shouldn't even need ID, then… Here you go.
• 12:46
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 12:49
  Testecleese: But no one seems to be making that argument, I don't understand why. It's right there on the table, it's so easy.
• 12:54
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, My, I told you I got a new rifle, right?
• 13:00
  Brian McFadden: I think so.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: The 308. My, my site showed up today, a Bushnell.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: And in, like, 5 days, my mounting brackets are gonna arrive, so I'm gonna be able to mount this sucker.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: And start citing in.
• 13:14
  Testecleese: And I even got some targets, but start sighting it in my backyard.
• 13:18
  Testecleese: Jeez, it's a massive cartridge.
• 13:21
  Testecleese: But I'm excited, I… It's gonna be great for, anything hunting.
• 13:29
  Testecleese: Well played.
• 13:30
  Brian McFadden: world.
• 13:31
  Testecleese: Well, wouldn't be much of a squirrel left.
• 13:35
  Testecleese: But a well-placed shot from a 308 can drop a moose in one shot.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: So, I'm like, it'll handle a deer.
• 13:43
  Testecleese: It'll handle a bear.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: It is bolt action, though. I don't need a semi-automatic rifle, personally.
• 13:51
  Testecleese: So, you know, anyone who's worried about,
• 13:54
  Testecleese: assault rifles, you know? It holds 3 in the mag, plus 1 in the chamber.
• 14:01
  Testecleese: So, you know what I mean? Anyone who's making any arguments about rifles out there, these are the ones they actually say people should be allowed to have.
• 14:11
  Testecleese: Alright, and… I wasn't gonna put this up here, I was gonna go in Leftovers, but I didn't have enough in follow-up, and we did mention hockey.
• 14:19
  Testecleese: in the Olympics, last week.
• 14:21
  Brian McFadden: And, and there was a game today.
• 14:24
  Testecleese: Well, and I sent you a message midweek about Canada and France.
• 14:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: I was like, dude, it's the third period. Canada is up over France 10-2. You're like, what the hell?
• 14:34
  Brian McFadden: Now it's gonna be Canada versus the US in the finals.
• 14:38
  Testecleese: Well, this is the women's team, though, right?
• 14:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, the men, too. Oh, the men's… no kidding! We beat Slovakia by, like, 6-2 today.
• 14:48
  Testecleese: And it…
• 14:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the American women just beat Canada to get the gold, right? Or are they now up for the gold, and Canada's down for bronze?
• 15:00
  Brian McFadden: I'm not sure.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: I'm not sure either.
• 15:03
  Brian McFadden: I know that the men's hockey game is on at 8 o'clock in the morning, Sunday morning.
• 15:09
  Testecleese: Well, I'm gonna miss that. I'm guessing that means that they're gonna broadcast it live instead of tape delay it.
• 15:18
  Testecleese: That's cool, I guess.
• 15:20
  Testecleese: The tape delay has been convenient for watching sports on streaming, though.
• 15:25
  Testecleese: You know?
• 15:26
  Brian McFadden: Mmm.
• 15:28
  Testecleese: Watched some biathlon, some curling, some hockey.
• 15:32
  Brian McFadden: Curly, man, there's all kinds of controversy in that.
• 15:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a weird game, but it's fun to watch, isn't it?
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Brian's from Michigan, he's heading back to Michigan. Have you ever been curling?
• 15:45
  Brian McFadden: No, that wasn't a sport when I…
• 15:48
  Brian McFadden: 40 years ago, when I lived in Michigan.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: it was!
• 15:52
  Testecleese: This is like a 500-year-old sport or something done like golf, isn't it?
• 15:55
  El Guapo: It's too expensive, it's too expensive to play the sports, because you have to get those.
• 16:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, you gotta buy really nice stones and all that stuff.
• 16:03
  El Guapo: Scotland.
• 16:05
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying, I thought it was a Scottish game, but maybe not.
• 16:08
  El Guapo: No, this one is from Scotland, because.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 16:11
  El Guapo: the way they are, but yeah, it's just really expensive. If you want to play that shit around here, you have to go to, DC area.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 16:21
  Testecleese: It's… it's funny, I've been looking for an ice hockey well, I got… Ice hockey rink? Ice rink?
• 16:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah?
• 16:30
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise, I think, the closest one is the capital city, which is, like, 2 hours away.
• 16:35
  Brian McFadden: That's a hike.
• 16:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, geez, I'd be bet… I'd be better off to go to the frickin'…
• 16:39
  Testecleese: The lake, when it's zero degrees for a week, and go skating, you know?
• 16:44
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: Which I might. I mean, it's been zero degrees for 7 days in a row. I don't care how deep that water is, it's frozen if it ain't moving, right?
• 16:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: Actually, it's crazy, the frickin' Elk River right here froze.
• 16:58
  Testecleese: Like, on the top, and as it cooled a little bit, it started breaking apart, and it was cool watching these massive ice flows, basically, floating down the river.
• 17:08
  Testecleese: But anyway, still Olympics. I'm gonna try to watch the game, you said 8 AM?
• 17:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:15
  Testecleese: It'll be before church.
• 17:17
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Yeah, my church is, late in the day.
• 17:22
  Testecleese: I did miss Ash Wednesday, though. I completely forgot about it, and I feel terrible.
• 17:27
  Testecleese: And I saw a Guapos Blackface Ash Wednesday.
• 17:30
  Brian McFadden: That was ridiculous.
• 17:35
  Testecleese: That was pretty funny!
• 17:37
  Brian McFadden: Nobody commented on it.
• 17:39
  Testecleese: No, hold on, hold on. Like, you're being, like, an evil sinner, and I was like, that's blackface, dude.
• 17:48
  El Guapo: No, it's ice wasting, what are y'all do?
• 17:51
  El Guapo: Cross, the cross!
• 17:52
  Brian McFadden: I saw the cross was darker than the rest of the family. Yeah, exactly!
• 17:57
  Testecleese: It was like…
• 17:58
  El Guapo: I'm just like…
• 17:58
  Testecleese: overheads at the door.
• 17:59
  Brian McFadden: Who knows?
• 18:00
  El Guapo: Like, I know how slutty you are, talking about you.
• 18:05
  Brian McFadden: Let me put a Sharpie right here.
• 18:07
  Testecleese: Let's get some holy water in here while we're at it.
• 18:10
  El Guapo: Here, swallow some of that.
• 18:14
  Testecleese: Hey, we don't need to hear about how you swallow. Brian, moving on!
• 18:19
  Testecleese: Jesse Jackson has died.
• 18:21
  Brian McFadden: Yep, 84.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: I… he… I actually liked him, cause…
• 18:28
  Brian McFadden: He ran for president.
• 18:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, I may have disagreed with a lot of what he did, but he was actually, like, respectable, and would listen to, like, arguments.
• 18:36
  Testecleese: Unlike that other evangelical pastor that's still running his mouth.
• 18:41
  Testecleese: Oh geez, can you please… I wish you had something loaded up from the no agenda show of Al Sharpton sounding stupid.
• 18:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 18:51
  Testecleese: How long did they do that?
• 18:52
  Brian McFadden: They still do it.
• 18:54
  Testecleese: they stopped.
• 18:55
  Brian McFadden: No, but when people donate money, they ask for clips.
• 19:00
  Brian McFadden: Blade, still.
• 19:01
  Testecleese: That's right, I forgot about that. What do they call them jingles?
• 19:03
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 19:05
  Testecleese: alright.
• 19:09
  Testecleese: Oh, what's up with this,
• 19:12
  Testecleese: the VA is saying, like, if you get treatment that is effective, you may get less disability payout.
• 19:20
  Brian McFadden: No, what the deal was, it's a law that's… it's a rule that's been in place for a while, it's not been enforced. Basically, it says that, you… if you're… if you're… you got your initial rating, if treatment…
• 19:35
  Brian McFadden: Limits the problem with the disability, they can lower your rating.
• 19:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, so if you start to get better from treatment, They can pay you less.
• 19:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:48
  Testecleese: I mean, I suppose that makes sense, but the issue is…
• 19:52
  Testecleese: What if the treatment comes out 10 years later that's effective, and now you're lowering my rating because, you know, oh, whatever.
• 19:58
  Brian McFadden: 10 years, your rating's locked in.
• 20:00
  Testecleese: Well, I was gonna say, okay, thank God, because I was gonna say, 10 years, it's already too late for me to go get a fucking job that I could.
• 20:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, after 10 years, like, you know, I didn't mess… try to start raising my rating up until after I'd been in… out for 10 years and had my rating in place, so…
• 20:15
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 20:17
  Brian McFadden: Because I didn't want him to go fucking around with my rating.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, I need to get… let's talk to the guys out here, bro, it's a frickin' forever hike.
• 20:29
  Testecleese: And then I had to go dig out my frickin' medical record again.
• 20:36
  Testecleese: You were a lot longer than me, Brian, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. The size of that paperwork medical record you got when you left the service?
• 20:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't even know where it is anymore.
• 20:45
  Testecleese: You can't get a digital copy somewhere, right?
• 20:49
  Brian McFadden: I think so, yeah.
• 20:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 20:51
  Testecleese: I'm gonna grab a beer. You guys talk about this whack job in, DC.
• 20:57
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, a man armed with a shotgun ran towards the Capitol.
• 21:01
  Brian McFadden: And thank God the Capitol Police apprehended him.
• 21:05
  El Guapo: Oh, really? I… I didn't… I didn't hear about… I didn't hear about this one, dude?
• 21:10
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't hear about it either, but, you know, Capitol Police failed on January 6th, but they've managed to figure something out.
• 21:17
  El Guapo: Now, so…
• 21:18
  Testecleese: Wow. This guy jumps out of his friggin' vehicle with a tactical vest, a loaded shotgun with extra ammo on him, and just starts charging across the Capitol grounds to get in the building, right?
• 21:30
  El Guapo: Oh, I was surprised he didn't get shot, dude.
• 21:33
  Testecleese: Well, as soon as the DC police were, like, get on the ground, he dropped his weapon, put his hands up, put him behind his head, it's like, dude, what…
• 21:40
  Testecleese: You would have had a better chance of getting in there if you had just walked, and nobody would have noticed you, you know what I mean?
• 21:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 21:46
  Testecleese: You drew attention to yourself running with a shotgun and a tactical vest on.
• 21:52
  El Guapo: You're wearing all green, too, cami pants, car… green cami pants.
• 21:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 21:57
  Testecleese: And just… this is a heads up to everyone. If you just do what the fuck you're told by the police, they're probably not gonna shoot you.
• 22:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:05
  Testecleese: When you fuck around, that's when you find out.
• 22:08
  Brian McFadden: Buck around and find out.
• 22:09
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 22:11
  Testecleese: So you guys didn't hear about this? This was, like, a couple days ago.
• 22:14
  Brian McFadden: No, I miss it.
• 22:15
  El Guapo: Probably just, with everything else going on, dude…
• 22:18
  Testecleese: What everything else? Everyone's been talking about the same shit for days. They're still talking about…
• 22:24
  Testecleese: Savannah Guptrie's mother, I'm like.
• 22:26
  Brian McFadden: I didn't bring anything up about that this week.
• 22:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:29
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, it's everywhere, and it's like, I don't care, and yeah, okay, I'm cold, I'm heartless, whatever. How many other people are kidnapped all the time, and only
• 22:36
  Testecleese: The time anyone gives a shit is when some famous person's mother, you know.
• 22:39
  Brian McFadden: It's only celebrities that we hear.
• 22:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, apparently, though, she's not going back to the show.
• 22:48
  El Guapo: After this is all over?
• 22:49
  Brian McFadden: Really? Okay.
• 22:51
  Testecleese: I saw that today, but I didn't want to share anything about it, and of course, I brought it up anyway.
• 22:56
  Brian McFadden: Don't worry, I got the view in here, so we're good.
• 22:59
  Testecleese: Well, we have the view as a topic, dude.
• 23:01
  Brian McFadden: I see that now.
• 23:02
  El Guapo: Father, dude.
• 23:03
  Brian McFadden: I know, I had to bring it back, there's too much good shit going on.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: I know, we might have to start following the view again.
• 23:09
  El Guapo: God damn it, you know.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: No, what sucks is, every now and then, I would actually watch an episode to, like.
• 23:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I don't do that, I just wait for the clips to show off.
• 23:17
  Testecleese: myself getting dumber.
• 23:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly!
• 23:21
  El Guapo: Does that fucking… is there any bets I get with you? You know, like, what the dumped that you're gonna say this week?
• 23:28
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, check.
• 23:29
  Brian McFadden: That's where there is.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: dot com.
• 23:31
  Brian McFadden: PolyMarkets, you can bet on anything on PolyMarkets.
• 23:33
  Testecleese: Actually, one of the things was, is Trump going to admit aliens are real by the State of the Union?
• 23:40
  El Guapo: And…
• 23:40
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 23:41
  Testecleese: And a lot of people are like, does this count?
• 23:46
  Testecleese: He's got the end of his life, by the way, we're not alone. Yeah, and no, it's funny, like, is Trump gonna use this word during the State of the Union? I'm like, why doesn't one of his buddies be like, hey, just making a point of saying, like, random words like duck, yellow, purple, or yellow, duck.
• 24:01
  Testecleese: flies backwards. And be like, that was a billion to one odds, you know?
• 24:05
  Brian McFadden: Like, all these stupid prop bets you can bet on now. That's why so many people think that…
• 24:10
  Brian McFadden: Professional sports are rigged now because of prop bets.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 24:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Like, the goofiest bet we used to make on the Super Bowl would be, like, how many first downs is one team gonna get in the first quarter, or what's the coin toss gonna be, you know what I mean?
• 24:28
  Testecleese: Now it's like, what color socks is this guy gonna be wearing?
• 24:33
  Brian McFadden: During the kickoff.
• 24:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. Guapo shared this one. I did not find this, I didn't stumble across it.
• 24:39
  El Guapo: Hold on, let me see what was…
• 24:41
  Testecleese: the Silicon Valley engineers that were arrested, they're being charged with giving away Google trade secrets.
• 24:47
  Brian McFadden: I shared this when I thought.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, to foreign governments, right?
• 24:50
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 24:52
  Testecleese: This is actually coming into, like, Department of Homeland Security issue, because Google's, like, tied into our national defense, right?
• 24:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 24:59
  Testecleese: Did you see the names of the gentlemen who were arrested?
• 25:03
  El Guapo: the Chinese?
• 25:04
  Testecleese: No.
• 25:06
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: No.
• 25:08
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 25:09
  El Guapo: They're selling their secrets to Iran, so…
• 25:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 25:14
  El Guapo: Mahe Gadala.
• 25:15
  Brian McFadden: Muhammad Kasafrai.
• 25:17
  El Guapo: Oh my god, dude.
• 25:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly, so Monarch…
• 25:19
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 25:21
  El Guapo: Sounds good.
• 25:23
  Testecleese: Are these two boys?
• 25:24
  Brian McFadden: We must be brothers!
• 25:25
  Testecleese: Samana Gadali and Sarur Gadali…
• 25:28
  El Guapo: AliMuhammad.
• 25:30
  Testecleese: Mohammad Javad Kosovari.
• 25:32
  El Guapo: Oh my god…
• 25:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, those are not Chinese names, are they?
• 25:36
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 25:38
  Testecleese: question.
• 25:39
  Testecleese: Are they here on H-1B visas working for Google?
• 25:43
  Brian McFadden: Interesting. That is a good question.
• 25:46
  Testecleese: It wasn't in the article. It didn't say if they were citizens.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: But… who else would sell secrets like, sell stuff like that to Iran?
• 25:54
  Brian McFadden: Or Ron, I'm sorry.
• 25:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: Unless they came from Iran.
• 25:59
  Testecleese: And, you know what I mean? Like, like spies.
• 26:04
  Testecleese: I found this article fascinating when I read it. It's like, I can't believe I didn't see this anywhere else, but real news apparently doesn't make the fucking news anymore, have you noticed that?
• 26:15
  Testecleese: If it's not salacious, It's not gonna be on the news, no one, you know.
• 26:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:20
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 26:21
  Brian McFadden: If it bleeds, it leads.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: Exactly. Speaking of… Next county over for me, Nicholas County?
• 26:28
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 26:28
  Testecleese: Friggin' double murder-suicide a couple nights ago.
• 26:31
  Brian McFadden: Dang.
• 26:33
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 26:34
  Brian McFadden: In quiet little Webster County, West Virginia.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: No, next county over, Nicholas County.
• 26:39
  El Guapo: You know, every time you talk about the worst vision, you put the banjo.
• 26:43
  Testecleese: That's fine! No, I want everyone.
• 26:46
  Testecleese: No, I want everyone, especially Democrats, to just picture inbred hillbillies that are… that the family tree doesn't fork, you know what I mean?
• 26:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, so they don't go over there.
• 26:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they're all racist. Don't… don't ever come here, don't ever move here. We're actually starting to have an issue up in the little panhandle, up in the Northeast, of Democrats moving into these
• 27:09
  Testecleese: Basically, forests, because they could still… commute to DC.
• 27:15
  Testecleese: And he's like, no, we don't want you here! We don't want you here!
• 27:19
  El Guapo: I think if Virginia ever turned red again, if ever, I'm gonna have to push that fucking propaganda.
• 27:29
  El Guapo: Mr. Bull here, get the fuck out of here!
• 27:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Testecleese: Check this out, dude, yesterday!
• 27:37
  Testecleese: I'm doing dishes in my kitchen, right?
• 27:42
  Testecleese: And I hear a weird…
• 27:44
  Testecleese: sound. Wasn't sure what it was, so I look up the… out the window right in front of me, because everyone has a window above the kitchen sink, right?
• 27:53
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: Oh, that's too bad, Brian. Your kitchen is in a weird place.
• 27:58
  Testecleese: There's no… you have, like, a door outside in the back of your kitchen, right?
• 28:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 28:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a little different.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: But yeah, even… well, whatever. Anyway, I look up out the window.
• 28:09
  Testecleese: And as I look up, this car is in the ditch in front of my house.
• 28:15
  Testecleese: And it slammed… here's the problem, is the ditch is there for drainage, right? My driveway doesn't go through the ditch. It goes up and over.
• 28:23
  Testecleese: So this guy comes in and just slams into the side of my driveway, which is paved, and I got railroad ties holding it, like, in place.
• 28:31
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 28:32
  Testecleese: Car friggin' came slamming in, flipped over in my driveway.
• 28:36
  Brian McFadden: How drunk was he?
• 28:38
  Testecleese: it's tough to tell, because they didn't do a BAC. He… and it's funny, because the wife was like, I think he's drunk. I was like, he just got hit in the head really hard, you know?
• 28:48
  Brian McFadden: You said his wife was a bartender.
• 28:50
  Testecleese: His wife is THE bartender! The only bar in town!
• 28:54
  El Guapo: But he was on his way home from work, No.
• 28:58
  Testecleese: But he must have been off the road for a good… 30, 40 yards.
• 29:06
  Testecleese: And then still flipped over. So I'm like, this guy must have been going, like, 60, 70 miles an hour and just lost control, you know?
• 29:14
  Brian McFadden: Right. That's too fast to be driving on those fucking roads.
• 29:17
  Testecleese: 55 is the speed limit.
• 29:19
  Brian McFadden: That's fucking insane. You're supposed to know enough.
• 29:20
  Testecleese: You're supposed to know enough to slow down on the corners, right?
• 29:24
  Brian McFadden: There are corners every 30 seconds!
• 29:26
  Testecleese: Well, if you're local, you know where the straightaways are. Like, when to throttle and everything. If you're not, if you're not, it's just like when you drove through, you're like, what the fuck is going on?
• 29:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I… people were getting pissed off at me, because I was doing, like, 40 miles an hour all the way.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: And the locals know exactly how to handle it.
• 29:43
  El Guapo: See, like, that's the other thing, like…
• 29:45
  El Guapo: when I get a house, depends on the location, I'm gonna put boulders in front of it, because I don't want…
• 29:51
  El Guapo: You know…
• 29:53
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because, like, 2 days before, the wife and I had been talking about the ditch in the front yard.
• 29:58
  Testecleese: And we got trees out there.
• 30:00
  Testecleese: They're like, you know, if someone loses control in this corner and goes off the road, they're gonna hit the ditch and not hit the house, you know what I mean?
• 30:09
  Testecleese: And then it happened, and I was like, alright. So, anyway, I got pictures of the scene, I got the guy's plate, I got all that information.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: Just in case my insurance company needs it, because hell yes.
• 30:20
  Testecleese: I'm getting my driveway fixed. He blew out all the stuff that was holding my driveway from eroding away.
• 30:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, his insurance company should cover that shit.
• 30:29
  Testecleese: SHOULD.
• 30:31
  Testecleese: Should.
• 30:32
  Testecleese: And if not, mine will, and I'm still not gonna get my premium increase, because this is not my fault.
• 30:38
  Testecleese: Well, actually, no, home insurance is different than auto insurance, isn't it?
• 30:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you wanted to come on as auto insurance.
• 30:45
  Testecleese: Exactly, I want his auto insurance. That's why I even spoke to the county deputy. I was like, do I need a copy of this, or where do I get a copy of this police report? And he's like, what? I was like, my insurance. He goes, oh, your driveway? He's like, you're really gonna claim that? Like, why am I gonna spend 20 grand to repave my driveway? You know what I mean?
• 31:02
  Brian McFadden: I mean?
• 31:04
  Testecleese: But yeah, it was just wild, and I… I was the first person on scene, obviously, to help the guy get out of the car.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: Even crazier, the person driving by, the next vehicle coming by, stopped, pulled over, a frickin' EMT was riding shotgun, and a registered nurse was driving.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: So I was like, alright, man, you're in good hands!
• 31:25
  Brian McFadden: With all…
• 31:26
  Testecleese: Well, then the actual paramedics showed up, and I recognized half of them, because they're in my church.
• 31:33
  Testecleese: Which, apparently, only the Catholics in West Virginia are EMTs.
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: Really? Okay.
• 31:39
  Testecleese: Apparently, yeah.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: But yeah, I was a little frustrated, because last time we called emergency services, it took, like, 45 minutes to get here, when the tree fell and took the power lines out and had a big, giant electrical fire.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: They had friggin', like, 4 cruises, an ambulance, a fire truck…
• 31:59
  Brian McFadden: How long?
• 32:00
  Testecleese: Pick up… oh, geez, in 8 minutes?
• 32:02
  Brian McFadden: Dang, that's pretty good.
• 32:03
  Testecleese: But it also was in the middle of a nasty storm.
• 32:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:06
  Testecleese: And someone was actually injured, but still.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: Alright. Virginia, you guys doing…
• 32:17
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 32:17
  Testecleese: Virginia?
• 32:18
  Brian McFadden: Norfolk International Airport has had this title…
• 32:20
  Testecleese: I was saying, isn't it already international?
• 32:22
  Brian McFadden: It's had the title and name only for the last 30 years or so.
• 32:28
  Testecleese: Oh, really? It's not actually an international port?
• 32:30
  Brian McFadden: Nope. Now it is, because Breeze Airways has started flying twice a week to Cancun.
• 32:38
  El Guapo: No worries.
• 32:38
  Testecleese: Mexico.
• 32:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, to Mexico.
• 32:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 32:42
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 32:42
  Brian McFadden: And so… We've opened up a whole new billion-dollar international flight arrival center at the airport.
• 32:52
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 32:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, it was customs and all that, so…
• 32:56
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, that's because Virginia wants to let a whole bunch of people from Mexico into the United States and not check their identification. Let them right into Virginia, right?
• 33:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, no, this is the opposite. We're gonna check their shit and not let them in.
• 33:10
  Testecleese: Really? Look who's in office. Who's gonna be making decisions for… well, TSA is federal, isn't it?
• 33:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: That doesn't mean they're gonna obey.
• 33:19
  Brian McFadden: But the CSA's not the one checking people coming in, it's Customs Border Patrol.
• 33:24
  Testecleese: Good point, TSA's on the way out, isn't it?
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, on your way into the airport.
• 33:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, out of where you are.
• 33:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: Alright, well…
• 33:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, in other exciting news in Virginia…
• 33:40
  Testecleese: ago.
• 33:41
  Brian McFadden: Thanks to our new Democrat House and Senate and Governor.
• 33:47
  Brian McFadden: We're getting all kinds of great liberal laws put into place now.
• 33:53
  Testecleese: Why? Such as?
• 33:54
  Brian McFadden: We get… we're getting, we're gonna get paid sick leave now.
• 34:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't.
• 34:01
  Brian McFadden: And they've also agreed to raise the minimum age up to $15 an hour by 2028.
• 34:06
  El Guapo: Wage, no age.
• 34:08
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean.
• 34:09
  Testecleese: Who has to pay sick leave, though?
• 34:13
  El Guapo: It does.
• 34:14
  Brian McFadden: Anybody that has over a certain amount of employees, let me look at the.
• 34:18
  Testecleese: No, no, no, but I mean…
• 34:20
  Testecleese: You have… the employees also have to work, like, X hours a week.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: to…
• 34:26
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna be… it's gonna be…
• 34:28
  Brian McFadden: 1 hour of sick leave for every 3 hours worked.
• 34:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, it's the same thing that…
• 34:33
  Brian McFadden: Right now, it only applies to home health workers in the… in, Virginia.
• 34:40
  Testecleese: Really?
• 34:43
  Brian McFadden: We're not… we weren't a liberal state until a couple of weeks ago.
• 34:48
  Testecleese: That's a good point, but people get sick, you know what I mean?
• 34:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you can… it should be a perk, not a mandatory thing, you know?
• 34:57
  Brian McFadden: Because that small business is gonna kill… this is gonna kill small businesses. It doesn't say how many employees they have to have, it sounds like…
• 35:04
  Brian McFadden: Has to be every employer, so if you have one employee, you gotta pay them sick leave.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, but… I… you have to think about this, too. One hour for every 30 hours worked.
• 35:17
  Testecleese: That's pretty much what I was getting, like.
• 35:19
  Brian McFadden: But if you have one employee, that means when they go out on sick leave, you're gonna be doing all the work, as the owner.
• 35:24
  Testecleese: True, but that also means for them to have one 8-hour sick day… sick day, they had to have, what, 8, 16, 320 hours worked already before they get one day off because they're sick.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: I mean, that's… that's a year.
• 35:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, your Massachusetts shit's rolling in now.
• 35:42
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 35:43
  Brian McFadden: They went to Virginia. How about… how many sick days… how much sick leave do you get in West Virginia?
• 35:50
  Testecleese: I have no idea, neither one of us, is currently employed in West Virginia.
• 35:55
  Brian McFadden: I can tell you the answer to that.
• 35:57
  Brian McFadden: Without even Chad GBD in it. Zero.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: No, I bet you some of these bigger companies, especially, like, these bloggers…
• 36:04
  Brian McFadden: Company-wide, this is statewide. This is…
• 36:06
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 36:06
  Brian McFadden: state government demanding that employees do it. I have no problem with companies that want to do that.
• 36:12
  El Guapo: I agree.
• 36:13
  Brian McFadden: On their own, but it should not be mandated by the state.
• 36:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:17
  Testecleese: I agree. I agree. Just because something's a good policy doesn't mean the government should say you have to do it.
• 36:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Testecleese: alright.
• 36:27
  El Guapo: And this is the thing about fucking perks, too, because everybody's like, well, they're gonna get used to that standard, like, oh, this is what needs to be now, you know?
• 36:36
  El Guapo: And…
• 36:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's what happened with income tax, right? Only the top 1% paid any income tax, and it was only supposed to pay for the war effort in World War II.
• 36:46
  El Guapo: And this is why I hated, like, 40-hour fucking overtime, really, because if you needed, like, two.
• 36:51
  Testecleese: You just get ripped off with all the time.
• 36:53
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 36:54
  Testecleese: You just get ripped off with overtime.
• 36:56
  Brian McFadden: When the other…
• 36:56
  El Guapo: You know, like.
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: Trump's got new rules in place where you don't get taxed on overtime as much anymore.
• 37:00
  El Guapo: Not yet.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: Not as much, but still more tax. It's just less than it was.
• 37:07
  Testecleese: I'm gonna say, if you take something from 100, from 200% down to 150%, it's still more than 100%, you know?
• 37:16
  Testecleese: Because what that…
• 37:17
  Brian McFadden: None of you use VA math.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: If you use VA math, you can justify in all sorts of stuff, dude.
• 37:26
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 37:29
  Testecleese: And hey, A, you guys got a base principal somewhere out there in Virginia. I'm guessing in Western Virginia?
• 37:36
  Brian McFadden: No, it's Northern. Yeah, this was Northern Virginia.
• 37:39
  Testecleese: where the Democrats live?
• 37:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, because honestly, dude, if something happened to the kids, who's gonna hold responsibility?
• 37:46
  Brian McFadden: This was Woodbridge.
• 37:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know, but I.
• 37:49
  Brian McFadden: So it's right outside, it's right outside of DC.
• 37:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I'm saying liability, dude. If something happens to the kids, who's gonna be responsible? The parents gonna be responsible?
• 37:59
  Brian McFadden: No, parents aren't responsible for shit.
• 38:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:02
  Testecleese: It's against the law!
• 38:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, this child…
• 38:05
  Testecleese: Bruinsy's a thing.
• 38:07
  El Guapo: I think this is childhood. This was part of Prince William County, so…
• 38:12
  Testecleese: But yeah, not even just child endangerment.
• 38:15
  Testecleese: truancy!
• 38:17
  Testecleese: These kids aren't allowed to just… Walk out of.
• 38:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, since I'm moving to Michigan, I've been following Michigan stuff on Facebook now, too.
• 38:25
  Testecleese: Xena.
• 38:26
  Brian McFadden: And, they, there were schools in Battle Creek, near where I'm gonna be moving to, that were having student-led walk-down odds too, and they're all… people that left school property as students.
• 38:42
  Brian McFadden: Got tickets from the police for…
• 38:45
  Brian McFadden: For leaving… Truancy. Yeah, for truancy, for leaving the property.
• 38:49
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 38:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the crazy thing is, like, oh, these kids are so passionate. It's like, no! They got to walk out of school!
• 38:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:00
  Testecleese: Like, we had… I'm sure you guys did it too, we had Senior Skip Day.
• 39:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, hell yeah.
• 39:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:05
  Testecleese: And everyone kind of looked the other way, but it's like, they're just out… granted, they were out probably getting drunk in the fucking woods with their buddies.
• 39:11
  Brian McFadden: That's what we were doing.
• 39:12
  Testecleese: Yeah…
• 39:14
  Brian McFadden: Drunk and high!
• 39:16
  Testecleese: But these kids, it looks like they just stormed a Dunkin' Donuts in Virginia, did you see that?
• 39:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're, like, getting into fights, just…
• 39:23
  El Guapo: I'm like, well, this is, like, over here, the two kids got into fight. Like, your kid got jumped, are you gonna be like, oh, why are you guys… it's just, everybody's supposed to be like, yeah, they should have the free speech, like, no! They're fucking kids! Are they gonna vote next? Are they gonna get, like, fucking Second Amendment rights, too?
• 39:41
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 39:42
  El Guapo: You know, and I'm…
• 39:43
  Testecleese: There's a video of the… I'm sorry, go ahead.
• 39:46
  El Guapo: It's just fucking liberal, they want to give the kids, like, oh, this should have the… it should be the independent, it should be, like, telling me what to do, they're my friends, like, no wonder fucking kids are fucked up.
• 39:55
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, there's a… there's Kroger that got raided.
• 40:00
  Testecleese: This was in Cincinnati, though.
• 40:01
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Yeah.
• 40:02
  Testecleese: There's a video of these kids marching into a Kroger and just freaking robbing the place in their…
• 40:08
  Testecleese: ICE protest, you know? Yeah, they gave a shit about ice. No, they sell free fucking candy and soda.
• 40:15
  Testecleese: Beef jerky.
• 40:16
  Testecleese: What are you gonna do when 200 frickin' 16-year-olds walk in, just take what they want, and walk out?
• 40:24
  Brian McFadden: Not much you can do.
• 40:25
  Testecleese: No, you watch, you happen to go, oh, that sucks, you know?
• 40:28
  El Guapo: If I was Kroger, I would sue the school, like, you let this shit happen, you know?
• 40:31
  Testecleese: It's actually not a terrible idea. They should sue the school and see if it goes anywhere.
• 40:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 40:38
  Testecleese: Like, no, we just lost, like, $10,000 in merchandise, and this is your fault.
• 40:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, and the pocket, but the…
• 40:43
  El Guapo: stores are so fucking… they scare Democrats, because Democrats are so vindicted, dude, and Democrats need to fucking step up their balls to fucking start these motherfuckers, dude.
• 40:52
  Testecleese: That's exactly what needs to happen, not tickets, because they…
• 40:55
  Testecleese: These kids are too stupid to understand how a ticket works.
• 40:58
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, I'm talking about the Republicans, start resting Democrats, the legislature.
• 41:02
  Testecleese: Exactly. Arrest them. Arrest the kids that are skipping school.
• 41:06
  El Guapo: And the fucking teacher for not fucking calling the cops, like, hey, at least notify the parents, like, hey, you can't let fucking school.
• 41:13
  Testecleese: Yes! Here, they do that. If our kid does not arrive to school, we get contacted, if we didn't contact them first.
• 41:21
  Testecleese: Like, hey, did something go wrong? You know? Or, you know, or hey, maybe your kid decided to go smoke a dube, which, granted, my 6-year-old's not doing that, but…
• 41:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 41:32
  El Guapo: price of the kids' house, dude. They're, like, under protected… legal protection of the guardian, dude.
• 41:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's why the police should be picking them up and holding onto them in a holding station until the, legal guardians can arrive.
• 41:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 41:50
  Testecleese: And it's funny I say that.
• 41:52
  Testecleese: Because I'm a big, firm believer in, those latchkey kid system?
• 41:58
  El Guapo: We meet lots of kids.
• 41:59
  Testecleese: Latchkey. It's, the same way I grew up.
• 42:05
  Testecleese: You'd hop on your bike on a Saturday in the summer?
• 42:09
  Testecleese: And you just had to be home before the streetlights turned on.
• 42:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:13
  Testecleese: But that also…
• 42:14
  Brian McFadden: in the city.
• 42:15
  Testecleese: Well, that's also… wasn't the city where these… you see some of these kids got hit by fucking cars? Because they just walked across the road?
• 42:22
  El Guapo: There's a fuck that happened here in the military highway, we talked about it.
• 42:25
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 42:26
  El Guapo: Next time, what… where the fuck the parents? Or, like, why is the kid in the middle of the street?
• 42:32
  Testecleese: Well, I'm talking about these walkouts, one of these kids got hit by a car, and there's another video…
• 42:36
  El Guapo: It is.
• 42:36
  Testecleese: There's another video, I think… I think the Cincinnati video shows them trying to get into someone's car who has stopped letting the kids cross the road.
• 42:43
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 42:44
  El Guapo: Mama.
• 42:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, you… you may be a big, strong man.
• 42:50
  El Guapo: And these are little kids, you know, 16, 17-year-olds, 20 of them will beat you to death! And you know it. Like, little midges and shit, dude.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: Don't they got… and the testosterone coursing through a 16-18 year old boy's body?
• 43:05
  El Guapo: It's fucking crap.
• 43:05
  Testecleese: They still haven't figured out how… yeah, they still haven't figured out how to handle it yet.
• 43:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 43:13
  Testecleese: Which is actually… Perfect transition, almost as if I had planned it somehow this way.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: I'm sure everyone heard about the, shooting in, Paul Tucket.
• 43:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 43:28
  Testecleese: Trans dude, or dude who dressed like a woman, called… identified as a woman.
• 43:34
  Testecleese: Killed his ex-wife and her kids, right? And then himself, with her and a bunch of other people?
• 43:41
  Testecleese: This is something I've seen, that a lot of these trans shootings we've been seeing have been people that have gone from woman to man.
• 43:50
  Testecleese: And I think a lot of it has to do with taking testosterone shots and not being able to deal with the surge of testosterone.
• 43:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, fucking, you seen a kid? Like, dude, they don't…
• 44:01
  El Guapo: the kid, like, my boy, like, you can see, like, oh yeah, like, it's coming out, like, damn, you're a fucking beast. You know, like, it's just…
• 44:09
  Testecleese: But yeah, this crazy guy's…
• 44:11
  El Guapo: The body's gonna regulate after a while, you know?
• 44:13
  Brian McFadden: But he went and killed… didn't this guy kill his ex… ex-wife?
• 44:17
  El Guapo: My wife and he's scared. I don't think…
• 44:19
  Testecleese: It said her kids for the article I read, so I don't know if…
• 44:22
  Testecleese: They're not his kids, or maybe his kid was on the ice, I don't know.
• 44:26
  El Guapo: Oh, she… oh, the kids were in the Crossfire, but then… I don't know.
• 44:29
  Brian McFadden: Ex-wife and a son.
• 44:31
  Testecleese: Okay, okay. The article I had read said, her kids, and I was like, does that mean they're not his kids?
• 44:37
  Testecleese: But, first of all, this dude is frickin' jacked. Did you see this guy?
• 44:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:43
  Testecleese: He's built like a professional frickin' wrestler.
• 44:46
  Testecleese: And then… Then… he's got a frickin'…
• 44:50
  Testecleese: Nazi totem comp tattoo, a frickin' SS tattoo.
• 44:54
  Brian McFadden: They're saying that… The gender identity, apparently.
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: Contributed factor to the wife filing for divorce after nearly 30 years of marriage.
• 45:07
  Testecleese: Understandable! If we're supposed to say that trans women are women, she's not gay!
• 45:12
  Testecleese: Right?
• 45:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: Come on, folks! You can't play both sides of this coin.
• 45:20
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 45:20
  Testecleese: The guy… the guy's ripped, he's enormous.
• 45:23
  Testecleese: Giant Nazi tattoo!
• 45:25
  Brian McFadden: Does not look like a woman whatsoever.
• 45:27
  Testecleese: No, and his name is, like, Robert something. Did you see what, name he identifies as?
• 45:37
  El Guapo: No, I forgot.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: It's in here somewhere.
• 45:41
  El Guapo: Espinito, the last one.
• 45:45
  Testecleese: I thought it was a feminine…
• 45:46
  Testecleese: Last name that he went with.
• 45:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, but the last name is Penido.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah.
• 45:53
  Testecleese: Roberta Esposito.
• 45:54
  Audio shared by Testecleese: surveillance team in place.
• 45:57
  Testecleese: Doesn't even… this article doesn't even say it, it must be the other one. That's ridiculous. See, there…
• 46:03
  Testecleese: Doing everything they can to not freaking bring this shit up.
• 46:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 46:08
  Testecleese: And I don't know why.
• 46:10
  Testecleese: But, let's find it.
• 46:14
  Testecleese: Of course I don't see it. Robert Dorgan, oh, also went by Roberta Esposito, there you go, okay.
• 46:21
  Testecleese: And I was like, hold on.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: We were told. We were told.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: That you can transgender, but you cannot trans ethnicity, right?
• 46:30
  Brian McFadden: You can now.
• 46:33
  Testecleese: So yeah, and the Democrats finally found their actual Nazi, And they're.
• 46:38
  Brian McFadden: Defender.
• 46:39
  Testecleese: person.
• 46:39
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't fit the narrative.
• 46:41
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, you see they're trying to say this person was a huge MAGA supporter. It's like, actually, he was a fan of MTG,
• 46:48
  Testecleese: and Thomas Massey, the two most vocal critics of Trump on the Republican side of the aisle.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: So, yeah.
• 46:58
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, I saw this, and I was just like… I immediately started racking my brain, because, you know, my Spanish isn't great, let's be real.
• 47:09
  Brian McFadden: I can do a little bit of Spanish.
• 47:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I didn't have to find a beer or a toilet, right?
• 47:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Donde esta al banho.
• 47:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, necessary.
• 47:17
  Brian McFadden: Those services, 4v4, I'm not ordering just one, I want two. Those services!
• 47:23
  Testecleese: I don't want to wait for you to come back again, because it'll be empty by the time you come back, alright?
• 47:27
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 47:28
  El Guapo: Why you ask for two Dos Ekis?
• 47:30
  Testecleese: Ew, nobody…
• 47:31
  Brian McFadden: Cervezas!
• 47:32
  El Guapo: No, no, but those Eckis, like, you want those Eckis.
• 47:35
  Testecleese: What are Ekies?
• 47:37
  El Guapo: X.
• 47:38
  Testecleese: Two X's?
• 47:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, you don't see the X's in front of me?
• 47:42
  Testecleese: Oh, see, I… I never put it together, honestly.
• 47:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, let me… let me get those… those Eckis.
• 47:49
  Testecleese: Oh, two… okay, two… So, X… two… dos equi would be two X's, which would be female, right?
• 47:58
  El Guapo: XX? It's just X, it's just a.
• 48:00
  Testecleese: I'm just saying XX chromosomes are female and XY are male, right?
• 48:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, those Ekis, yeah, oh, if you're talking about that, I thought you were talking about the beer.
• 48:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. You're moving away from beer.
• 48:13
  El Guapo: I never put it that way, the two female beers, like, oh, what? Oh, yeah.
• 48:18
  Testecleese: But yeah, all I could think was, first, I said, Essacina, Latina, and Guapa pointed out that the syntax might be back, which might be Latina, Essacina.
• 48:28
  Testecleese: Which I gotta say, is hilarious. Guapo's Spanish is much better than mine.
• 48:33
  Brian McFadden: I would hope so.
• 48:34
  El Guapo: My first language.
• 48:35
  Testecleese: Not where it should be, though, honestly.
• 48:39
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: You even told me that you had to sit there and refer to a hunger
• 48:43
  Testecleese: Hogart movie to remember what order to put your words in instead.
• 48:45
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, no, like, whenever, like,
• 48:48
  El Guapo: if I had… if I had to… when you get… okay, what's your… what's your phone number? And you, like, you had to think about it, then you're like, oh, shit, hold on, let me think about it. Because you… if you don't think about it, you just spill it out.
• 49:01
  El Guapo: But when you ask me these things, you're like, hold on, let me… now you got me thinking, you know?
• 49:06
  Testecleese: That's a good point. When you say it that way, if I was to explain the syntax of, English grammar.
• 49:13
  Testecleese: I would have to sit down and think about it, especially English, because it's incredibly… Difficult with the grammar.
• 49:21
  El Guapo: Okay, anyways,
• 49:22
  Testecleese: Oh, people admit… Use the wrong conjugation, the wrong…
• 49:26
  El Guapo: frickin'… it's the frickin', anomalies, I want to call it.
• 49:30
  El Guapo: like, instead of being man, plural with an S, you had the man with a M-E-N.
• 49:37
  El Guapo: Estar, you know, in Spanish, hombre, esto hombres.
• 49:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 49:43
  El Guapo: So that's kind of like, hold on, what? Why don't you just put an S at the end? They'll make it simple, but that's…
• 49:49
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, but then look at all the different groups of animals.
• 49:52
  El Guapo: It's like…
• 49:53
  Testecleese: You got… a goose or geese, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?
• 49:59
  El Guapo: you have to learn, you know, but other than that, everything's kind of simple. You don't have to know where to put the tilt. You know, still learning that how to re…
• 50:08
  El Guapo: Go back and relearn that.
• 50:09
  Testecleese: You know what always got me was the punctuation. I was never sure when to put a tilnia on an N.
• 50:16
  Testecleese: And I understand it's when you get that A sound, that Y sound at the end, yeah, yeah.
• 50:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, because back in the day, back in the day, they, like, it used to be two ends. So, like, okay, and people, they want to ride it, so, like.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: Like rolling your R's.
• 50:30
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 50:31
  Testecleese: I feel like the two R's made a different sound than oneR.
• 50:34
  El Guapo: No, but I said at the end, at the end, like, two ends, so they're like, hey, let's put the two ends, one on top of the other one.
• 50:40
  Testecleese: supposed to be?
• 50:41
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 50:42
  El Guapo: That's what the Tilnia is? Yeah, it eventually disappeared, the two ends on top of each other, so it's just, like, a little symbol.
• 50:50
  Testecleese: Look at that!
• 50:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, it used to be two N's, you know, like, the W used to be two Bs.
• 50:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, well, Spanish still calls it doableve, double V.
• 51:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, double B.
• 51:03
  El Guapo: And the Y, we call it, Y,
• 51:06
  Testecleese: D.
• 51:06
  El Guapo: E… Greek… E… Greek I. That's what we call it.
• 51:11
  Testecleese: Well, I always just… they just… we always just called it E, because that's the way we always pronounced it.
• 51:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, but some people call it the, y Griega.
• 51:20
  El Guapo: The I… the I… the Greek I… Because.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 51:25
  El Guapo: freaks.
• 51:26
  Testecleese: Moving on.
• 51:30
  Testecleese: found this article interesting, and I'm sure neither of you saw this.
• 51:34
  Testecleese: Because you guys aren't into the same circles as me. I got family in Vermont.
• 51:38
  Testecleese: This Vermont couple just got their foster license back.
• 51:43
  Testecleese: After a big battle of the court system, because they didn't believe that they should have to…
• 51:48
  Testecleese: Sit through, training how to trans a child.
• 51:53
  Brian McFadden: I thought I'd share this article.
• 51:55
  Testecleese: Maybe you did, then. I'm sorry, I thought I stumbled across it.
• 51:58
  Brian McFadden: This is about LGBTQ, right?
• 52:00
  Testecleese: Yes, they didn't want to participate in this training concerning trans and children, and like, oh, they're anti-LGBTQ. Like, no, we just don't think you should cut the dick or the breasts off of a minor.
• 52:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, they ended up winning the case.
• 52:16
  Brian McFadden: Huh? Alright.
• 52:17
  Brian McFadden: He's gotta take care of the kids.
• 52:19
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Br- oh.
• 52:23
  Testecleese: I wish he had one more minute to get into this one.
• 52:27
  Testecleese: you shared this one, I believe. Schumer…
• 52:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:34
  Testecleese: Explain to me what you got out of this article.
• 52:38
  Brian McFadden: The… is it… this is in New York City, right? This is where the park is?
• 52:44
  Testecleese: That's where the park was, but he wants this federal.
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, yeah, good luck with that. But basically, there's a fight right now between the state of New York
• 52:57
  Brian McFadden: And the federal government, because the state keeps trying to put up this pride flag on federal land, And…
• 53:05
  Brian McFadden: the… the federal government keeps taking it down. So, Schumer is trying to push through a law that makes it that the pride flag's gonna be on the same level as the U.S. flag in the eyes of the government.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: what offends me the most. It's difficult to offend me, right?
• 53:21
  Testecleese: Usually, I'm like, that's stupid.
• 53:24
  Brian McFadden: I mean, state flags don't have the same rights as always, the American flag.
• 53:28
  Testecleese: Bingo.
• 53:29
  Brian McFadden: the highest.
• 53:30
  Testecleese: Nothing flies at the same height as the American flag, let alone above it.
• 53:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. So, I mean, while this is there, I mean, the way the government could… the federal government could shut this whole thing down in New York City is just close the park to the public.
• 53:46
  Brian McFadden: It's a federal park, they can lock the gates and say, hey.
• 53:50
  Brian McFadden: It is what it is, you know…
• 53:52
  Testecleese: You guys can't respect it, you can't have it, right?
• 53:54
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 53:56
  Testecleese: But yeah, they want it to fly on the same level as the American flag, and I was like, the state flag doesn't fly at the same level, the POW flag doesn't fly at the same level. Nothing does. We don't even… Trump came out and said when he signed this executive order, he wasn't targeting the pride flag.
• 54:14
  Brian McFadden: The executive order he signed restricted what types of flags may be displayed on federal property, and ensure only that the U.S. flag is permanently flown.
• 54:27
  Testecleese: Yes, and then they immediately…
• 54:29
  Brian McFadden: U.S.
• 54:29
  Testecleese: Right flag.
• 54:30
  Brian McFadden: Which is U.S. code.
• 54:32
  Brian McFadden: The US flag… The price code! Yeah.
• 54:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, and…
• 54:38
  Testecleese: You know FlagCo probably better than I, because you work topside, Brian.
• 54:43
  Testecleese: Like, I think I only ever took the flag down once, and it was in, like, A school.
• 54:49
  Brian McFadden: Because I was always below decks, that was never my thing. Yeah. But at seed, the flag flies 24-7, right?
• 54:55
  Brian McFadden: If it's properly lighted.
• 54:58
  Brian McFadden: So, it does come down. I see it comes down at sunset.
• 55:01
  Testecleese: I didn't. I thought I didn't at C.
• 55:03
  Brian McFadden: The only way you can fly the American flag after dark is if it's got a light on it, and you're not gonna do a light on a ship.
• 55:10
  Testecleese: No, correct, but for some reason, I thought we flew the flag anyway so that…
• 55:14
  Testecleese: If they could see us for some reason, they would see an American.
• 55:17
  Brian McFadden: No. Well, no, it came down.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Hull number and the sound of your engine should tell you it's a United States, vessel, right?
• 55:24
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much.
• 55:25
  Testecleese: Okay. No, that makes sense.
• 55:28
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, I just… I've had enough issues with flag code in my life.
• 55:33
  Testecleese: As separated from the service.
• 55:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 55:37
  Testecleese: Like, I had a soul-powered light. I used to have pointing at my American flag so I could leave it up, and not have to take it down. Damn thing friggin' got busted. So I was out there, I was checking the time, setting alarms for sunrise and sunset, you know? And it's different every day, isn't it?
• 55:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah!
• 55:55
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 55:56
  Brian McFadden: Depends on what state you're in, too. It's different in every state, too. Yeah, exactly. Where are you, and what time is sunrise? Yup.
• 56:03
  Testecleese: And I was like, oh my god, I immediately went out and got another light. I was like, this is just a giant pain in the ass!
• 56:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep, if you want to follow the rules, yep.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: Especially in, like, Massachusetts, in the dead of winter.
• 56:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:15
  Testecleese: The sun set before I came home from work.
• 56:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:17
  Testecleese: You know?
• 56:18
  Brian McFadden: Like, you know, the wife's in Michigan right now, and the sun sets in… the sun sets here way after what it does in Michigan. And, like, the sun doesn't come up, the sun's up here before it comes up in Michigan, you know? So, it's just crazy.
• 56:35
  Testecleese: Oh, I bet… what time's your sunset lately?
• 56:38
  Brian McFadden: Probably around 6? I think we're up to, like, 6 now.
• 56:43
  Testecleese: Oh, alright. Mine's a little earlier.
• 56:47
  Testecleese: I am… I am further north than you.
• 56:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:53
  Testecleese: But the mountains are a big issue. Once it goes over that other mountain on the other side, it's gone. You know what I mean?
• 57:01
  Brian McFadden: So here, right now, tomorrow's sun… sunrise is at 6.47.
• 57:07
  Brian McFadden: Sunset is at 5.51, so yeah, I was damn close without even thinking about it. 5.51, so, yep. Yeah, just what time have you noticed the sun going down, right? And in Deontra…
• 57:19
  Testecleese: I've taken so many pictures of sunsets here from the mountaintops up.
• 57:22
  Brian McFadden: Sunrise, the sunrise is at 727, where I'm at in Michigan, where I'll be.
• 57:27
  Brian McFadden: And then sunrise will be… sunset is actually later, it's at 620, so it's like a… it's like a half-hour difference.
• 57:36
  Brian McFadden: Which is insane.
• 57:37
  Testecleese: I'm a little frustrated, though, that I'm gonna get back to Virginia here in a couple.
• 57:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, that's alright.
• 57:42
  Testecleese: And you're gonna be gone when I.
• 57:43
  Brian McFadden: I gotta do what I gotta do, you know.
• 57:44
  Testecleese: No, you do, and I get it, it's just…
• 57:48
  Brian McFadden: We figured…
• 57:49
  Testecleese: When we go to do the, the cruise thing on the way back.
• 57:54
  Testecleese: We'll go rent a UR, or a budget truck, and drive it back with everything from the storage unit. Because Virginia just added… not only did the prices double recently in my storage unit, but Virginia just added a tax on storage units, too.
• 58:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, that's why the wife is…
• 58:09
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna take some stuff with me, wherever I can get into the rental vehicle I'm renting, but pretty much everything else is gonna go into the attic, and the people that are gonna rent the house are gonna get, like, a semi-furnished house, you know? The furniture stand in the living room, probably… They just don't burn… don't put cigarette burns in my… my.
• 58:29
  Testecleese: Recliner, right?
• 58:30
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 58:34
  Testecleese: And I understand the circumstances, what's going on, so I'm not gonna be as…
• 58:39
  Testecleese: Rule has to ask, how long you think you're gonna be there?
• 58:42
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 58:44
  Testecleese: Oh, he is so open, it's a long time.
• 58:46
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 58:49
  Testecleese: You know how the world works as well as I, unfortunately.
• 58:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep. We're not guaranteed tomorrow.
• 58:55
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly. Shit.
• 58:58
  Testecleese: I'm… I've been keeping my girls out of the front yard in general, because I've been worried about cars… crashing.
• 59:03
  Brian McFadden: You know there's that turn right next to my house, right? Yeah!
• 59:07
  Brian McFadden: Now you gotta have to build them a playground in the backyard.
• 59:11
  Testecleese: Oh, well, they play in the backyard, but right now, the whole backyard's covered in friggin' branches as big around as my fucking thigh, because when it got… when it got so cold so fast, all, like, the sap…
• 59:23
  Testecleese: Frozen, expanded, and snapped these branches off.
• 59:27
  Testecleese: The whole yard is just… some of it landed on my truck, dude.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Luckily, the giant… Quarter inch of ice encased around my truck at the time protected it.
• 59:37
  Testecleese: But, I do… I did lose a paint chip on the.
• 59:41
  Brian McFadden: Tailgate.
• 59:42
  Testecleese: Well, it's gonna rust.
• 59:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, you can buy paint and…
• 59:47
  Testecleese: It's a little different.
• 59:47
  Brian McFadden: Paintance.
• 59:48
  Testecleese: It's about the size of my thumbnail.
• 59:50
  Brian McFadden: Rust… Rust-Oleum.
• 59:52
  Testecleese: Not even. I'm gonna sand it down nice and clean, right, so it's fresh metal. I'm gonna put nail polish on it, that's as close as possible, then a clear coat of nail polish on top of that.
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: Because I already have that shit in my house. I got 3 females living in my house. And one next door living in my house.
• 1:00:15
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, speaking of next door…
• 1:00:19
  Testecleese: Brought this up early at the,
• 1:00:22
  Testecleese: The wife went out shopping, and here's the best part.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: She went out shopping.
• 1:00:28
  Testecleese: And she brought her mother.
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: Thing is, they both put in, like, pre-orders at Walmart.
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: When they, like, bring it out to your car.
• 1:00:37
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: So I'm like, oh, this should be quick, just pick them up and come back.
• 1:00:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: Six hours later, They're heading home.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: She sent me pictures when I was expecting her home, like, an hour before… ago. She sent me pictures, like, oh, I'm restraining myself of, like, chicken, little baby chicks.
• 1:00:54
  Brian McFadden: Under a heat lamp. I was like, where are you? They're selling fucking baby chicks! Why? The chicken coop ain't ready for chicks yet.
• 1:01:02
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, we've already bought chickens. Like, we have them on order.
• 1:01:06
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:01:08
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ, dude, she's going nuts.
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: She wants 40 birds.
• 1:01:14
  Brian McFadden: That's too many.
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: Well, she wants to basically make it so our entire church, and then more people get free eggs.
• 1:01:21
  Brian McFadden: You gotta start small and work your way up.
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: Well, not all…
• 1:01:26
  Brian McFadden: For your first year, you should have, you know, like, half a dozen. Six.
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Brian McFadden: I got 7, and I just started… they just started laying eggs again.
• 1:01:37
  Brian McFadden: I went through a… I went and threw a light in there.
• 1:01:40
  Brian McFadden: And it warmed up the last few days, so… the first couple of days, they started laying… one chicken was laying eggs, like, one a day, and then today, I went out there, and I got…
• 1:01:51
  Brian McFadden: 2 more eggs, so there's, like, 2 or 3 chickens laying now on a semi-consistent basis, so…
• 1:01:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you need… you don't need to start with 40 chicks, you just start small and work your way up, you know?
• 1:02:06
  Testecleese: Cheetah doesn't just want chicken eggs.
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: She wants to slaughter them.
• 1:02:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay, well, still, you don't need 40 chickens at a time?
• 1:02:15
  Testecleese: She's got egg chickens and meat chickens, but then she also, for our eldest daughter's birthday.
• 1:02:25
  Testecleese: We got her a chicken, a special, like.
• 1:02:27
  Testecleese: Very friendly, colorful chicken that's supposed to be, like, her pet.
• 1:02:31
  Testecleese: That's gonna live…
• 1:02:31
  Brian McFadden: That's a bad idea.
• 1:02:33
  Testecleese: Well… Why? We're not gonna eat this bird.
• 1:02:37
  Brian McFadden: I know, but she's gonna think that chicken's her pet, so all the other chickens are gonna be pets.
• 1:02:41
  Testecleese: Oh, no, no, she knows better, because we've done this before.
• 1:02:44
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:02:45
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's a culbull, I don't remember what it's called, but it's a friendly bird that, like, comes up to greet you and hangs out with you, like, she could pick it up and carry it around.
• 1:02:53
  Testecleese: But to make sure that we got one that survived hatching, she ordered 4.
• 1:02:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, oh my god.
• 1:03:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, we're talking… we're looking at,
• 1:03:05
  Testecleese: Was it the Rhode Island Reds?
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: some, barred rock, Plymouth barred rock, and then she got some other bird that is both a layer and an eater, so it'll lay eggs until we slaughter it to eat it.
• 1:03:17
  Brian McFadden: Go.
• 1:03:18
  Testecleese: But I was like, this is a lot of birds.
• 1:03:20
  Brian McFadden: But I threatened, I told Kathy a couple days ago, I was like, these chickens will start laying eggs pretty soon, they're gonna be game bird, you know, I'm gonna be eating these birds, you know?
• 1:03:29
  Testecleese: Well, once they stop laying them, it's time to eat them.
• 1:03:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm feeding them a ton of food every day, and they ain't producing shit for me, you know, so…
• 1:03:37
  Testecleese: Well, in the winter, they do slow down. Yeah, exactly. You say they got warm, they're popping eggs out again.
• 1:03:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna miss chickens in Michigan, so…
• 1:03:47
  Testecleese: That's the thing, is you're gonna be able to get someone else to take care of these birds for you when you're gone.
• 1:03:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and there's… if the people that rent the house don't want to deal with them, I've talked to people at the church that, you know, they have birds already, so we can probably just move them into somebody else's…
• 1:04:03
  Testecleese: Basically, give them your birds and get more when you come back.
• 1:04:06
  Brian McFadden: Those birds… we'll get new birds when we come back.
• 1:04:09
  Testecleese: That's what I mean, get new birds when you get bad.
• 1:04:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Testecleese: Telling you, everybody, Brian knows it. I know it. That's a fucking gold mine. Eggs are expensive as hell.
• 1:04:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep, and I'll tell you what, I've been spoiled by, my…
• 1:04:26
  Brian McFadden: My free-range slash backyard birds eggs, they taste totally different than store-bought birds.
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: They're so much better, and you know better than to wash them right away, right?
• 1:04:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah,
• 1:04:37
  Testecleese: Okay, not everyone does. A lot of people will wash the eggs right away.
• 1:04:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, you wash them right before you use them.
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, now you gotta refrigerate it, it's only good for, like, two and a half weeks.
• 1:04:46
  Brian McFadden: I put them in the fridge, we still put them in the fridge, but we never wash them, so they last forever.
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: We didn't even bother putting them in the fridge.
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: Unless we washed them, because they could sit out and regular… that… after birth or whatever protects it, you know?
• 1:04:59
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:05:01
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, it's a gold mine. And then, shit, Tina… oh, I finally said her name instead of the wife.
• 1:05:08
  Testecleese: I remember she… we had so many eggs at one point, she's like, what do I do with all these eggs? Like, I can't give them away.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: Make a quiche. Yeah, I was like, make a quiche. She's like, oh, I've never had that! I was like, yeah, it's an egg pie.
• 1:05:21
  Brian McFadden: It's really good!
• 1:05:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, it's actually pretty tasty.
• 1:05:24
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:05:25
  Testecleese: She made a quiche, she's like, oh my god. I was like, yeah, if you got too many, this is the way to go. People love quiche.
• 1:05:30
  Brian McFadden: Dope. Take it to church.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:05:34
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:05:35
  Testecleese: I need a beer.
• 1:05:37
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: This is an interesting court decision for California, which is… this is a federal court, so it's going to apply nationwide, probably, or at least set a precedent, right?
• 1:05:48
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:05:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, basically, the way I'm understanding this is that, The federal government…
• 1:05:59
  Brian McFadden: Over… supersedes the state law, so…
• 1:06:03
  Brian McFadden: Newsom's mask ban for ICE agents.
• 1:06:07
  Brian McFadden: is dead, thanks to the Supremacy Clause.
• 1:06:15
  Brian McFadden: So, thank God that, what's…
• 1:06:19
  Brian McFadden: being decided in California doesn't…
• 1:06:23
  Brian McFadden: Actually apply to the rest of the nation.
• 1:06:28
  Brian McFadden: And another thing that Trump's not happy about is that the Supreme Court struck down President Trump's tariffs that he put in place under his Emergency Powers Act.
• 1:06:42
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't mean he can't keep doing tariffs, it just means he has to do them a different way.
• 1:06:48
  Brian McFadden: I heard today on another podcast where there's millions of laws and systems in place where he can still do the tariffs, he just has to do them, and that way, rather than trying to use the Emergency Powers Act to do the tariffs.
• 1:07:10
  Brian McFadden: Tariffs are still allowed under many different ways.
• 1:07:14
  Brian McFadden: But Trump's gotta figure all that out.
• 1:07:19
  Testecleese: And which one… was this the, Newsom or the Supreme Court thing?
• 1:07:23
  Brian McFadden: I moved down to the Supreme Court. Oh, okay.
• 1:07:25
  Testecleese: Alright. Yeah,
• 1:07:28
  Testecleese: But, like you said, she's gonna find out a different way, and he's already taken action working a different way. Do you see what he did?
• 1:07:36
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:07:38
  Testecleese: They made an issue about him being able to set individual tariffs like this, because he's not Congress.
• 1:07:43
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, oh my god, Tom, Thomas, right?
• 1:07:49
  Testecleese: Clarence Thomas?
• 1:07:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:51
  Brian McFadden: There were 3 judges that voted for the… Trump's ability to do tariffs, and then 6 others said no.
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: Well, they said he didn't have the authority, because the.
• 1:08:03
  Brian McFadden: Under the Emergency Powers Act.
• 1:08:05
  Testecleese: Well, and then they said Congress can't just, like, turn over these authorities. I was like… and then Thomas actually brought that up in his dissent letter, was like.
• 1:08:14
  Testecleese: How much has Congress or the executive branch delegated their powers to someone else to do something for them instead?
• 1:08:20
  Brian McFadden: All of them.
• 1:08:21
  Testecleese: Like, all of those alphabet soup agencies, that's exactly what they are, right?
• 1:08:25
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:08:28
  Testecleese: But yeah, so instead of doing that, Trump said, alright, fine, I guess if we can't do, you know, reciprocal tariffs, he's like, fine, 10% tariff to every frickin' country on the planet.
• 1:08:38
  Brian McFadden: I hadn't heard that yet.
• 1:08:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, that happened today.
• 1:08:41
  Brian McFadden: Okay. This came down today, this is breaking news.
• 1:08:44
  Testecleese: I know, this was… this was, like, hours later.
• 1:08:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
• 1:08:48
  Testecleese: Well, it's actually the next article, I believe, right?
• 1:08:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, we got… no, the next starter was Clarence Thomas.
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, well, sorry.
• 1:08:58
  Testecleese: But yeah, he's… he's putting, like, a 10%. I don't know how long it'll sit there before a judge gets on it.
• 1:09:06
  Testecleese: But… That sucks for every other country that did play ball.
• 1:09:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:12
  Testecleese: And got everything evened out, which a lot of countries did, you know?
• 1:09:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:16
  Testecleese: And now they're getting kicked in the balls again, because the Supreme Court.
• 1:09:20
  Brian McFadden: Things that we should, you know.
• 1:09:22
  Testecleese: Apparently, we can tax… We can't tax…
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: A hostile nation more than an ally.
• 1:09:30
  Brian McFadden: I think you can, it just has to be done…
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: Through Congress.
• 1:09:34
  Brian McFadden: Not even through Congress, I don't… I don't think you even need Congress involved. He was using the Emergency Powers Act to do all these tariffs.
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, so what I'm saying is, Congress would have to do the tariffs as a taxation policy instead, according to.
• 1:09:48
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:09:51
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: R.
• 1:09:53
  Testecleese: I like the idea of the tariffs. Everyone's complaining about price increases. What the fuck price is gonna…
• 1:09:59
  Brian McFadden: I haven't seen… I haven't seen a lot of price increases.
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: I mean, you're paying taxes… you were paying different taxes on this stuff before, now you're paying… you know what I mean? The issue is that you're gonna get passed on to the consumer, it already was getting passed on to you. The only issue is if you're buying foreign stuff, it might be a little more, but if you buy American-made stuff, it's cheaper!
• 1:10:18
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:10:19
  Testecleese: Especially if it's all the way through…
• 1:10:21
  Testecleese: an American company, like, Skateboards is a great example, dude.
• 1:10:25
  Testecleese: That's why skateboarding has all but died in the United States.
• 1:10:28
  Testecleese: can't… North… Pacific Northwest, United States and Canada there.
• 1:10:34
  Testecleese: Cut down trees, certain trees, to make skateboards. They take that, they ship it to fucking China.
• 1:10:41
  Testecleese: They process it, make skateboards, and ship it back to the United States to sell to us.
• 1:10:46
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:10:48
  Testecleese: Why are we sending them our trees to mix… oh, because they're cheaper. Because they're working slave labor.
• 1:10:55
  Testecleese: wages, right? Right.
• 1:10:59
  Testecleese: Everyone demands a living wage for an American citizen, then they go buy the fucking foreign good, because it's cheap.
• 1:11:07
  Testecleese: So now, in theory, this would make the American good a little bit cheaper, and you'd be paying a living wage.
• 1:11:13
  Testecleese: Correct. To a… to a citizen, as opposed to some friggin' wealthy Chinese… Communist who's…
• 1:11:22
  Testecleese: Allowed to keep his money as long as he agrees with the communist government.
• 1:11:29
  Testecleese: What's up, Guapo? You're back, is everything alright?
• 1:11:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, people were to get the 401 about my relationship.
• 1:11:38
  Brian McFadden: What relationship?
• 1:11:40
  El Guapo: I'm single again, so…
• 1:11:42
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. So there is no relationship.
• 1:11:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:45
  El Guapo: That's the thing, they want to get the 4011, what happened, so…
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: Pamela Henderson.
• 1:11:51
  El Guapo: Becky.
• 1:11:52
  Brian McFadden: That's not what happened. I know the 411.
• 1:11:56
  El Guapo: What, you guys talking about, this, tariff stuff?
• 1:12:00
  Testecleese: Just in general, the court… Supreme Court shut down Trump's reciprocal tariffs.
• 1:12:05
  El Guapo: Yes, yes, and the poster is something I bought at…
• 1:12:09
  El Guapo: Let's see if people pick it up. This says,
• 1:12:13
  El Guapo: When the sovereign can't implement bounties on imports due to judicial tyranny.
• 1:12:19
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like Clarence Thomas.
• 1:12:20
  El Guapo: You get back and do it under a different act.
• 1:12:26
  El Guapo: Get back and do it again on the different act.
• 1:12:29
  El Guapo: So, that's what happened.
• 1:12:31
  El Guapo: But yeah, you know, they're just… they're just…
• 1:12:35
  El Guapo: How are they gonna tell this?
• 1:12:37
  Testecleese: I actually read his full dissent letter.
• 1:12:40
  El Guapo: Oh, did you?
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: I don't usually read the whole thing, because it's just usually…
• 1:12:44
  El Guapo: Pages of stuff. No, in general, from the Supreme Court, the dissent is usually pages of, like.
• 1:12:50
  Testecleese: Either idiocy from Jackson or legal jargon, you know?
• 1:12:54
  El Guapo: No, but Claire's talking about just, like, 63 pages or something like that, or the descent?
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: Bro, he was pissed!
• 1:13:00
  El Guapo: I'm sure he was!
• 1:13:02
  Testecleese: He was pissed! That's what I said, and I read it, I was like, holy crap, this dude is not a…
• 1:13:06
  El Guapo: Because that… he doesn't even talk a bunch.
• 1:13:11
  Testecleese: He's… well, and actually, that's a perfect segue, dude. Some new… Judge…
• 1:13:18
  Testecleese: Ethics code or something just got passed.
• 1:13:21
  Testecleese: Where judges are allowed to, like, speak out politically?
• 1:13:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was stupid.
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: Oh… This is gonna cause such an issue when it comes to,
• 1:13:34
  Testecleese: precedence, and everything else, because judges are gonna say, I don't care, I don't like it.
• 1:13:40
  El Guapo: Okay, what's the new ethics code?
• 1:13:43
  Testecleese: Judges are basically allowed to come out and opine politically, even on cases.
• 1:13:48
  El Guapo: put the, like, the two cents. I thought that was about the law, not what the fuck the.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: That's what the Trump allies said, like, what the hell is going on? Your opinion does not matter in accordance.
• 1:13:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:01
  Testecleese: But… We're gonna end up like Australia if we keep doing shit like this.
• 1:14:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he must be here.
• 1:14:08
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 1:14:11
  Brian McFadden: Nobody wants to end up like Australia.
• 1:14:17
  Ron Pascoe: Talking about Law and Convict Australia, I love it.
• 1:14:21
  Testecleese: Well… I mean, the United States used to be…
• 1:14:25
  Testecleese: just as wild, and parts of it still are as, you know, wild Australia.
• 1:14:30
  Testecleese: The thing is, we didn't just leave those crazy fucking animals to do their thing. Which I will say, though, Australia, I don't know what's going on, why you guys haven't reproduced to fill… fill in that massive land mass. Is it because half of it's desert?
• 1:14:46
  Ron Pascoe: Mail at 4.50.
• 1:14:49
  Ron Pascoe: through the.
• 1:14:50
  Brian McFadden: events that happen.
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: I didn't get that.
• 1:14:52
  Ron Pascoe: It's full, it's full of minerals and bloody uranium.
• 1:14:56
  Ron Pascoe: Coke, gold, on all… Call…
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: I don't know, so what you need to do is buy a giant plot of land.
• 1:15:04
  Testecleese: Mine the fuck out of it.
• 1:15:06
  Testecleese: Become a billionaire, and then build a housing development on the emptied, mines, or whatever.
• 1:15:14
  Ron Pascoe: That's it.
• 1:15:15
  Ron Pascoe: Mike?
• 1:15:16
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:15:18
  Testecleese: Oh, Brian's got us a video or something. Oh my god, the view!
• 1:15:22
  Brian McFadden: You know it, we're back to the view!
• 1:15:25
  Ron Pascoe: Second subject.
• 1:15:28
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yesterday. What's so hard for me to witness is people stating that the president is a racist, because I've seen him firsthand. He saved one of my best friend's lives, a black woman who has been with him for 18 years. So he has a black friend. So he has a friend. He's a racist. No, he saved…
• 1:15:47
  Testecleese: He makes him racist.
• 1:15:48
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: He did.
• 1:15:49
  Testecleese: See, they don't have an.
• 1:15:50
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: He just…
• 1:15:50
  Testecleese: that he is.
• 1:15:51
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's good.
• 1:15:51
  Testecleese: up arguments.
• 1:15:52
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yeah. Savannah, and why…
• 1:15:55
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We have a different take on it, many of us have a different take on it, because…
• 1:15:59
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: When you target DEI programs with executive office, from your.
• 1:16:05
  Brian McFadden: Executive office.
• 1:16:06
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: executive orders, your first week in office, arguing that the policies undermine national unity. You know, like…
• 1:16:15
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Donald Trump is a racist. There's no question
• 1:16:23
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It is. And the most recent thing that he did, by posting on Truth Social, the Obamas, depicted as a…
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: It was hilarious.
• 1:16:33
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The Lion King, where there are no apes in The Lion King. That was a racist act.
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: He tried to blame us…
• 1:16:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:43
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Who posted it? President Trump is a racist.
• 1:16:45
  Testecleese: She's alive!
• 1:16:48
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: For the elders there.
• 1:16:53
  Brian McFadden: They're not…
• 1:16:53
  Ron Pascoe: Board.
• 1:16:54
  Brian McFadden: Having people come on the show and, like… And, defend Trump.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: You said there were no apes in The Lion King. Was it… was it a chimpanzee or a mandrel?
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:17:06
  Testecleese: That held up baby Simba when he was born.
• 1:17:08
  Ron Pascoe: Ms. Mangel.
• 1:17:10
  Testecleese: The mandrel, okay. That's still an ape, though, isn't it?
• 1:17:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, check home was the boom.
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: Hey, don't get me wrong, Putting the Obama's faces on primates, lower primates, Not super sensitive.
• 1:17:26
  Brian McFadden: Well, he didn't do that!
• 1:17:28
  Ron Pascoe: Do it!
• 1:17:29
  Brian McFadden: It was a meme that he saw and loved, so he put it on True Social, and he didn't watch the whole meme, Drew. He didn't watch the whole meme.
• 1:17:37
  Testecleese: I laugh.
• 1:17:38
  Ron Pascoe: It was my jeans guy.
• 1:17:39
  Ron Pascoe: Do you know it was actually made a few years ago?
• 1:17:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Ron Pascoe: It wasn't a new thing just made, it was made a few years ago.
• 1:17:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:17:48
  Testecleese: And that's…
• 1:17:50
  Ron Pascoe: And it was…
• 1:17:50
  Testecleese: Here's the thing is, the funniest things… the funniest things have to be at least a little offensive.
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like…
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: Dark humor, dude, like, not everyone gets dark humor, I mean… You know, it's like food.
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: You know? Like, not everyone gets it.
• 1:18:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:18:08
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:18:08
  Testecleese: But if you do get it… but if you do get dark humor, it's like childhood cancer. It just never gets old.
• 1:18:15
  Ron Pascoe: Right. Oh, boy.
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: They're terrible, they're offensive, but they're funny!
• 1:18:20
  Ron Pascoe: That's right, mate. A lot of comedians are copying because of it. But his actual film clip, the meme that he put out, was about… was it tax fraud or something in Michigan, or somewhere like that?
• 1:18:29
  Ron Pascoe: a voter from Region or something, or what?
• 1:18:35
  Testecleese: We don't know.
• 1:18:36
  Ron Pascoe: Well, yeah, when he originally put it in, he didn't… well, since I, he put something about fraud.
• 1:18:42
  Ron Pascoe: And it was still negative. And Virgo kept flying.
• 1:18:46
  Ron Pascoe: So what do you…
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: The signal sucks so bad.
• 1:18:49
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, Mike, turning off.
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: It's just unfortunate that, like, do you guys just have bad internet in Australia, or are you just.
• 1:18:57
  Ron Pascoe: I get it.
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: Dead spot in your house.
• 1:18:59
  Ron Pascoe: No, mate, it's a bastard of a day today. It's stinkin' hot.
• 1:19:03
  Brian McFadden: What's that gonna do with your internet?
• 1:19:05
  Testecleese: internet connection.
• 1:19:06
  Ron Pascoe: It plays up, plays up with the sun. Can you say okay now?
• 1:19:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, no, you come and go. Every now and then, you sound great for several minutes, and then all of a sudden it sounds like you're underwater, you know?
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: You may want to invest in some, Elon Musk internet.
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, frickin' star, like, that can't be cheap, dude.
• 1:19:26
  El Guapo: No, it's actually reasonable.
• 1:19:27
  Brian McFadden: Actually, it came down to price.
• 1:19:29
  Testecleese: Many of the guys always opened it…
• 1:19:32
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if it is Alub in Australia, because that's the internet I'm looking at.
• 1:19:36
  Brian McFadden: They got rid of… they got rid of the equipment charges now. You don't have to pay the…
• 1:19:41
  Ron Pascoe: computers don't.
• 1:19:42
  Brian McFadden: Hours up front to get it.
• 1:19:44
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:19:45
  Ron Pascoe: So if anyone out there listening wants to donate to the, the convict in Australia.
• 1:19:54
  Testecleese: Yo!
• 1:19:55
  Brian McFadden: So, in other exciting news in The View, that Wolfie Goldberg's name came up in the Epstein Files.
• 1:20:02
  El Guapo: -Oh, -oh, we all know what that means!
• 1:20:05
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, there's no other reason why your name would be in any of this unless you were a kid diddler, right?
• 1:20:12
  Ron Pascoe: It's real.
• 1:20:14
  Testecleese: That's what we, that's what we've heard. I wanna see the fucking list, you know?
• 1:20:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, here's the list!
• 1:20:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've been avoiding Epstein on purpose because a bunch of garbage has been coming out, but I…
• 1:20:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're just nonsense.
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: And as soon as Brian shares up with the view, I was like, fine, I'm doing it!
• 1:20:29
  Testecleese: Phone up to, okay?
• 1:20:32
  Brian McFadden: Well, and then they're making a big deal about Prince Albert Andrew being arrested.
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: Overnight!
• 1:20:38
  El Guapo: Bro!
• 1:20:38
  Testecleese: Brian's thinking about going back to the jewelry store.
• 1:20:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, nope, nope. The wife's not a fan of Prince Albert, so… No, no, no, not even kidding you, Brian did have a Prince Albert. Yeah, I did.
• 1:20:51
  Testecleese: And, I still go to Jacob's Ladder.
• 1:20:53
  Brian McFadden: What's left of it? Yeah. It's more like a Jacob step stool!
• 1:20:59
  Testecleese: I got, I got re-pierced, actually, after that infection.
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: Let me tell you how much it hurts to get a piercing through your junk through scar tissue.
• 1:21:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, that's the worst.
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: Oh, man!
• 1:21:13
  Ron Pascoe: I did that with my nipples!
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: You know, it's funny, because we went out to the shop, my pal came with me, and he's like, alright, man. I was like, you know you don't have to watch it? He's like, dude's about to get his dick pierced, you think I'm not gonna watch it happen? And I was like, okay.
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: They put the needle through the first, I was like, okay, I'm done. He goes, nope, you ripped your dick out and made me look at it. You're getting all of them.
• 1:21:38
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, man.
• 1:21:40
  Testecleese: But hey, it's ribbed for her pleasure.
• 1:21:43
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: That's the idea behind it, anyway.
• 1:21:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, Prince Andrew, he wasn't.
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: Now, hold on, hold on, let's stop calling him Prince, he is not a prince.
• 1:21:54
  Brian McFadden: And no more.
• 1:21:55
  Testecleese: He's stripped of his principle.
• 1:21:56
  Brian McFadden: We're all part of the royal family.
• 1:21:58
  Testecleese: No, he's related to the royal family, he's not…
• 1:22:02
  Brian McFadden: Nathan Lyons Succession.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: No, he's not!
• 1:22:05
  Brian McFadden: No!
• 1:22:05
  Brian McFadden: He still is, he still is.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: Wow! They stripped him of his royal title.
• 1:22:10
  Brian McFadden: They just stripped him his title, he's still in… he's still in succession.
• 1:22:14
  Ron Pascoe: Achin' succession to the title.
• 1:22:17
  Brian McFadden: But anyway, they didn't hold him…
• 1:22:20
  Testecleese: That sounds stupid.
• 1:22:21
  Brian McFadden: But they found in the Epstein files, they held them during The Secrecy Act Clause.
• 1:22:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just want to bring up exactly that, Brian, because it had nothing to do with the pedophilia that would… or Virginia Giuffre, the one who… the Australian girl who died after saying, I don't want to die, please let me see my kids again.
• 1:22:40
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: I forgot where I was going with this.
• 1:22:46
  El Guapo: by the Prince? But…
• 1:22:48
  Brian McFadden: Former Prince.
• 1:22:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you're saying he wasn't… he wasn't done on those charges.
• 1:22:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, he wasn't brought up on those shots, he's being brought up on, like, some kind of, like, weird, like, national security type thing. And I was like, I keep hearing from all these Canadians and Australians that the king has no fucking authority and can't do anything, then why does he have access to all of this national defense stuff?
• 1:23:11
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, it still hurts, look.
• 1:23:14
  Testecleese: You tell me that King doesn't actually do anything?
• 1:23:17
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, he is, he's still our head of state. Until we get rid of him.
• 1:23:20
  El Guapo: The thing is, yeah, I think it's just, like…
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: King can pull the Parliament out of Australia, can't he?
• 1:23:26
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, through his Governor General.
• 1:23:28
  Testecleese: Nothing is a little hot.
• 1:23:29
  El Guapo: I think it's more…
• 1:23:30
  Ron Pascoe: Governor General is the King's representative here. Every Commonwealth country has got a Governor General.
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: It happened in Canada, what, like, 70 or 60 years ago?
• 1:23:40
  Ron Pascoe: I have Australia.
• 1:23:43
  Testecleese: Australia, you guys turn over your government fast enough, the king doesn't have to get involved.
• 1:23:47
  Ron Pascoe: The Prime Minister was set, his government was set.
• 1:23:51
  Ron Pascoe: Well, the Governor-General.
• 1:23:54
  Testecleese: That's wild.
• 1:23:55
  Testecleese: Wild.
• 1:23:56
  Ron Pascoe: They come down to finances. They come down to finances, too, because the Labor Party was just spending hand over fist.
• 1:24:03
  Brian McFadden: It's like our Democrat Party.
• 1:24:05
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah, he's a little leftist, mate. But the thing is…
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: I'm glad that… oh, I'm just… I'd just like to say that I'm glad that Quebec
• 1:24:12
  Testecleese: chose not to get involved in the revolution with us, and decided to stay British.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: Because… because look at what Quebec is right now.
• 1:24:22
  Ron Pascoe: Lift Hard Paradise.
• 1:24:23
  Testecleese: Oh my god, and…
• 1:24:25
  Testecleese: They're a fucking… the UK, and they're speaking French and looking at you like you're an asshole because you're speaking English.
• 1:24:34
  Ron Pascoe: Just getting back to Prince Andrew, do you guys realize.
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: Sorry, I just… I love Canada. Quebec pisses me off. Especially Montreal.
• 1:24:42
  Ron Pascoe: People always realize that the king can be…
• 1:24:45
  Ron Pascoe: Like, he can lose his throne.
• 1:24:48
  Ron Pascoe: With all the shit going on.
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, how, how do you… Take the king out of power legally without cutting his head off.
• 1:24:55
  Ron Pascoe: Well, the Queen…
• 1:24:57
  Ron Pascoe: Right? The only person in UK and in any place like that can't be convicted is a king, or a monarchy.
• 1:25:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, not.
• 1:25:04
  Ron Pascoe: If there's any corruption.
• 1:25:07
  Testecleese: Can they be removed from power in any way?
• 1:25:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yes, yes, and this is what I was getting at, like, he,
• 1:25:13
  Ron Pascoe: he was a prince, with Prince Andrew, when that hush money was paid.
• 1:25:18
  Ron Pascoe: If he had any part in that whatsoever, That will unseat him.
• 1:25:23
  Testecleese: And who's next in line?
• 1:25:25
  Ron Pascoe: Prince William's son.
• 1:25:28
  Testecleese: Okay. And that's Meghan Markle's husband?
• 1:25:31
  Ron Pascoe: Not… not that great.
• 1:25:33
  Ron Pascoe: William had a son, George, and he's got another son?
• 1:25:38
  Testecleese: I was just saying, there's so many princes and princesses, because… you know what I mean? Like, how long has the Windsor family been in power, right?
• 1:25:46
  Ron Pascoe: my… centuries.
• 1:25:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, like, I think pretty much in Scotland, stopped fighting the English, right?
• 1:25:55
  Ron Pascoe: Well…
• 1:25:56
  Ron Pascoe: without going too far into it, I don't want to take up all your time, but Scottish Prince became
• 1:26:01
  Ron Pascoe: the King of England.
• 1:26:03
  Ron Pascoe: I think it was James I, or James II.
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: That's interesting. I just… I just remember when I was in Scotland, I was in Glasgow, and I was talking to these Scottish guys, like, we're speaking the same language, why don't I understand you? You know? And then… and then once I got it, I could get through the accent, because they knew our accent, because they were used to American sailors.
• 1:26:23
  Testecleese: I was like, what gets me is, man, you guys fought for 400 years for independence, then just gave up.
• 1:26:29
  Testecleese: For 400 years, dude!
• 1:26:33
  Ron Pascoe: Well, they actually got independent, but they actually set their independence economy.
• 1:26:38
  Testecleese: Kind of, but apparently the king can just say, fuck your government and shut it down.
• 1:26:43
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Edward II, he got flogged. That's when, Robert the Bruce flogged him, leaving a quarter of the troops that he had.
• 1:26:51
  Testecleese: Oh my god. Who was the famous Scottish king?
• 1:26:55
  Testecleese: Or is it sweet.
• 1:26:57
  Ron Pascoe: Please.
• 1:26:59
  Testecleese: I keep wanting to say… I keep wanting to say Mary, but she was Wales, right?
• 1:27:02
  Ron Pascoe: Mary Koinescope.
• 1:27:04
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought, I thought Mary, Queen of Wales, for some reason.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: Okay, so maybe she was the… the Scottish one that I was thinking of, but anyway, we go way off topic, I just… I… I'm fascinated…
• 1:27:16
  Ron Pascoe: by what the fuck they got going on in the UK.
• 1:27:19
  Testecleese: I think it's… Upside down and stupid, but it seems to be working.
• 1:27:25
  Brian McFadden: Well, boy.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: I'm not gonna… I'm not gonna put a stick in the spoke, but I'm like, hang on…
• 1:27:30
  Brian McFadden: That same also came up in the Epstein files, and now he's not going to be a keynote speaker at the AI Summit.
• 1:27:38
  Testecleese: Do you think he really gave his wife VD?
• 1:27:42
  Brian McFadden: Who knows?
• 1:27:44
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:27:44
  Testecleese: That's the rumor, right? Is he gave his wife VD, and then he asked Epstein to, like, get him antibiotics that he could slip to his wife, and that's why she left him?
• 1:27:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, I reckon he slipped it in, huh?
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: I don't know, I-I… Maybe?
• 1:28:01
  Testecleese: Possibly? I just… I think Bill Gates, a fucking tech genius billionaire, knows better than to send frickin' unencrypted emails.
• 1:28:10
  Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, if he can slip a vaccine into a few billion people, he can slip in a couple of antibiotics and he's missed his fucking cup.
• 1:28:16
  Testecleese: Have you… have you noticed how we did a 180 on the climate change?
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, we might be affecting the climate, but it's gonna be, like, another, like, 600 years before it's even noticeable, let alone affecting anything.
• 1:28:30
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. That's exactly what we've been saying, and you've called us terrible names, Bill!
• 1:28:35
  Ron Pascoe: Huh.
• 1:28:37
  Testecleese: well, geez, I don't know what we should do! Maybe I should steal this company from my…
• 1:28:42
  Testecleese: My co-founder, and run off and make money!
• 1:28:46
  Testecleese: And that… that… oh, and his divorce bothered me, too, because…
• 1:28:51
  Testecleese: What, she took half his wealth, basically. Yeah. And was, like, instantly the richest woman on the planet?
• 1:28:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:29:00
  Testecleese: What was it?
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, it's just… you took half of a man's wealth, and now you're the richest… what about the guy who was wealthier than Bill in the first place, and you only had half of what Bill had?
• 1:29:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: You're like, what, Elon Musk, is projected to be a trillionaire in, what, like, 4 years?
• 1:29:22
  Brian McFadden: Something like that, yeah.
• 1:29:24
  Testecleese: First trillionaire. We're gonna remember him like fuckin', Rockefeller.
• 1:29:32
  Testecleese: Everyone knows Rockefeller, right?
• 1:29:34
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:29:34
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:29:35
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:29:35
  Testecleese: Yep. Here's the truth is… Here's a question for you, everybody. How did Rockefeller make his billions?
• 1:29:42
  El Guapo: Oil.
• 1:29:43
  Testecleese: Alright, alright, didn't… didn't know if anyone would know that one. And Elon is…
• 1:29:50
  Testecleese: Using oil, but he's also doing electric to be the first trillionaire.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: So… Let the free market do what it's gonna do, right?
• 1:29:59
  El Guapo: Hey, you hear about, that he's making Roberts and stuff like that.
• 1:30:04
  Testecleese: Making what?
• 1:30:05
  El Guapo: Roberts, like, you know.
• 1:30:07
  Brian McFadden: Robots.
• 1:30:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, robots.
• 1:30:09
  El Guapo: Alright, okay, anyways, you hear about him fucking carving, tunnels and stuff in the desert?
• 1:30:15
  Testecleese: I didn't hear anything about that.
• 1:30:16
  El Guapo: Alright, so, while they're talking, and he's all about space travel, and blah blah blah, and spreading fucking mankind… Not going to Mars anymore.
• 1:30:26
  Testecleese: Oh, they gave up on that?
• 1:30:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're gonna build a moon base.
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: Oh, well, oh, that's to go to Mars, though, isn't it?
• 1:30:34
  Brian McFadden: Not avert… not right away.
• 1:30:36
  El Guapo: But anyways, there's a theory out there that he's gonna send, like, things to Mars to drill holes, but he's gonna use robots.
• 1:30:46
  El Guapo: To maintain and stuff like that.
• 1:30:48
  El Guapo: So we can create, like, a bunker underneath the… on Mars to sit on top.
• 1:30:54
  Testecleese: Wasn't he also the one that we should use these, Soviet stock… old Soviet stockpile and the American stockpile of nukes to nuke the north and south poles of Mars? To release all the CO2 trapped in the ice and create a new atmosphere?
• 1:31:09
  El Guapo: And terraform Mars?
• 1:31:12
  El Guapo: No, I know, man. Spermint, fuck it.
• 1:31:14
  Testecleese: No, it sounds fucking nuts! You dump all that CO2, right? Let the greenhouse effect run wild that we've been hearing so much about for so long, right? Yeah, okay. And then send… no, send a ship that just sends, like, spores and seeds.
• 1:31:28
  El Guapo: Good season, huh?
• 1:31:30
  Testecleese: stuff that can handle, like, yeah, like, Christmas cactus, or… you know what I mean?
• 1:31:35
  El Guapo: get, you know.
• 1:31:36
  El Guapo: But I'm saying, like, That would be amazing to see it, like, happen, and be like, oh, shit.
• 1:31:42
  Testecleese: If we terraformed a planet.
• 1:31:44
  El Guapo: That would be…
• 1:31:45
  Testecleese: That's a next step in human evolution.
• 1:31:46
  El Guapo: He will be in the history books, dude, forever.
• 1:31:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly, like, this dude was like, hey, let's make Mars inhabitable, and did it!
• 1:31:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:54
  Testecleese: The problem is, you're never gonna get…
• 1:31:55
  El Guapo: probably gonna be, like, the next Christopher Columbus, but eventually fucking Democrats in the future will be like, oh, he was the Christopher Columbus this time!
• 1:32:03
  Testecleese: You… good point you brought that up. Brian, I want to bring this up to you.
• 1:32:07
  Testecleese: As long as it's you, Brian, yeah.
• 1:32:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's a colonizer of planets.
• 1:32:13
  Testecleese: Colonizer of Planets. That's a good one.
• 1:32:15
  El Guapo: I got called Colonizer, dude. I watch it, like, okay, whatever.
• 1:32:20
  Testecleese: Brian, Star Trek.
• 1:32:22
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:32:22
  Testecleese: I have to bring it up.
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: They're, did you like Deep Space Nine or Voyager better?
• 1:32:29
  Brian McFadden: That's like a fucking…
• 1:32:30
  El Guapo: get dilded.
• 1:32:32
  Brian McFadden: Deep Stays 9.
• 1:32:34
  Testecleese: Really? I hear there have so many people, and they didn't like Voyager at all.
• 1:32:37
  Testecleese: And they're willing to give it some slack. I thought Deep Space Mine was not the intention of Star Trek at all, they're supposed to be explorers.
• 1:32:47
  Testecleese: Deep Space Nine was a space station.
• 1:32:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: I just… it bothers me when people say it's more Star Trek than, you know, Voyager. I'm like, are you kidding me? They got dumped at the far… farthest corner of the galaxy and had to get back home. That was…
• 1:33:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, now you got Starfleet Academy, so…
• 1:33:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've been watching it, I try to avoid what I see online about people talking about it, because they're like, oh, it's so woke.
• 1:33:13
  Testecleese: As long as… I'm not being told this shit, I don't even notice it.
• 1:33:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, have you watched the latest episode?
• 1:33:21
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:33:24
  Brian McFadden: With the weddings, where they went on holiday routine, and they.
• 1:33:30
  Testecleese: Maybe not.
• 1:33:31
  Brian McFadden: Okay, well…
• 1:33:32
  Testecleese: I just know that the points…
• 1:33:33
  Brian McFadden: It gets woken, it gets woken this last episode that came out on Thursday.
• 1:33:37
  Testecleese: People keep bringing up that, like, only women are in charge, except for, like, the one guy.
• 1:33:42
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's no a gay Klingon.
• 1:33:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's a gay Klingon, and the only… and the black dude seems to get away with everything.
• 1:33:52
  Brian McFadden: But he's gay.
• 1:33:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's got a thing for that Klingon dude, doesn't he?
• 1:34:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, alright.
• 1:34:05
  Testecleese: I didn't notice it until it was pointed out to me, and I'm like, now it's so fucking obvious. It's like, I just thought he was the bad guy she was trying to, like, reform. Like, she took him out of prison, right?
• 1:34:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, cause… yeah, I don't think he's gay, per se, but the Klingon's definitely gay. You'll see it in the next episode you watch.
• 1:34:23
  Testecleese: Well, when they got right up in front of each other, it, like, Doing some weird chant thing.
• 1:34:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: It was the last one I saw.
• 1:34:31
  Brian McFadden: Okay. There's another one after that.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, that? They're about to kiss, aren't they?
• 1:34:36
  Testecleese: I was like, this is…
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: This is a little strange, but… Kirk.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: Was the first interracial case on television, wasn't he?
• 1:34:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:34:47
  Brian McFadden: So we got North Carolina Elections Board has settled over 30… 73,000 voter registrations.
• 1:35:00
  Brian McFadden: So, there's 73,000 people that voted in previous elections.
• 1:35:06
  Brian McFadden: And, in North Carolina that aren't eligible to vote anymore, because they kicked them out.
• 1:35:15
  Brian McFadden: And then there's a New York City election worker that said he'd process none… he would process…
• 1:35:23
  Brian McFadden: Non-citizen voter applications.
• 1:35:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was a Cam Higby style.
• 1:35:30
  Brian McFadden: Are non-citizens allowed to vote in New York City elections?
• 1:35:36
  Testecleese: I don't know, but these guys were registering them for federal elections, and he's like, well, what do I care?
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: And it's like, dude, like…
• 1:35:43
  Brian McFadden: You can go to jail for that?
• 1:35:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're working for the federal government here, like… You can't do that.
• 1:35:52
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:35:53
  Testecleese: And then, but then, then they tell us that these folks aren't voting. It's like, well, then why are you registering them to vote?
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: You know? Just like they say, like, you already need an ID to register to vote, why do we need ID again? I was like, well, you already fucking outlawed murder, why do you need to try to take away my guns, too?
• 1:36:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: Why does no one understand that argument?
• 1:36:15
  Testecleese: Like, and my point is, they keep saying, it's already illegal, it's already illegal. I'm like, yes, and it's already illegal for them to be in this country.
• 1:36:28
  Testecleese: But apparently we need more laws, and you won't let us pass them, because it's already illegal.
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: By the way, speaking of…
• 1:36:36
  Testecleese: I think I have it somewhere down here, maybe it's in leftovers. Yeah.
• 1:36:40
  Testecleese: DHS, has said that 8% of the entire Nicaraguan population has moved into the United States illegally.
• 1:36:49
  Brian McFadden: 8%, that's a huge amount.
• 1:36:51
  Testecleese: Of their entire country? Yes! And, like, it's got a list of, like, 6 countries, like, the percentage that have moved into our United States illegally, it's like, holy shit.
• 1:37:01
  Testecleese: I mean, they said the 8% all happened under Biden, too.
• 1:37:05
  Brian McFadden: First I did.
• 1:37:08
  Brian McFadden: Because they welcome the illegals with open arms.
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: What's…
• 1:37:14
  Testecleese: The thing is, if you just let folks in, how do you know you're not letting in the next terrorist?
• 1:37:20
  Brian McFadden: You don't.
• 1:37:21
  Ron Pascoe: Huh.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: And here's one thing I want to bring up about terrorism.
• 1:37:25
  Testecleese: I don't think… Real terrorism exists.
• 1:37:31
  Testecleese: And I don't know how to explain it better, but I know I'm not explaining it well.
• 1:37:38
  Testecleese: maybe if you just want to scare people in terms of terrorism, you know, terror, but, like, if I wanted to just kill people.
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: I mean, for real, A couple hours, with… in my garage, not even a bomb.
• 1:37:55
  Testecleese: I could just mix some chemicals together into different vats, walk out somewhere and pour them together and drop it.
• 1:38:01
  Testecleese: And hundreds will die in minutes.
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: You know, you do this all over, like, New York City, like, it just…
• 1:38:09
  Ron Pascoe: If you really wanted to kill people.
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: And you're not a… fucking idiot nutjob, you know what I mean? Like, I actually went to school.
• 1:38:17
  Testecleese: It's not hard, there's so many toxic gases out there.
• 1:38:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:23
  Testecleese: I mean, I could easily create a gas that sits near ground level or slowly rises up and poisons everyone.
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: Shit, you can make anthrax cultures in your house. You could…
• 1:38:35
  Testecleese: Even… you know what really want to scare the fuck out of a population? Scare them instead of kill them? How about this? We grow a whole bunch of psilocybin mushrooms, right?
• 1:38:43
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:38:44
  Testecleese: Hundreds of powders. Grind them all up into a powder, go up into, like, the top of the Empire State Building, and just dump it out into the frickin' breeze.
• 1:38:52
  Testecleese: Watch everyone start tripping and flippin' out.
• 1:38:55
  Testecleese: You imagine the mayhem you'd see in New York City if all of a sudden a thousand people in the same area started tripping on shrooms?
• 1:39:05
  Testecleese: I just… it…
• 1:39:07
  Testecleese: I don't understand, because the terror attacks we see are fucking idiots running across the Capitol grounds with a shotgun.
• 1:39:14
  Testecleese: If they genuinely wanted to kill people, There's better ways.
• 1:39:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:19
  Testecleese: Are they dumb, or is… or…
• 1:39:23
  Testecleese: Do people not actually want to do this stuff?
• 1:39:29
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, if people just genuinely just want to kill people.
• 1:39:32
  Testecleese: For the love of God, pay attention in high school.
• 1:39:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:37
  Testecleese: Shit. I mean, do you know how easy it is to make hydrogen sulfide gas?
• 1:39:41
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:39:42
  Testecleese: H2S. It's that… that thing, it's a gas they put in your natural gas line to make it smell like rotten eggs.
• 1:39:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:39:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, very little they put in. 10 parts per million.
• 1:39:55
  Testecleese: 10 parts per million in air, breathing it in, you'll die within, like, a minute.
• 1:40:00
  Testecleese: 100 parts per million, you take one breath of air, you'll be dead before your face hits the frickin' deck.
• 1:40:08
  Testecleese: And this stuff builds up in, like, your septic tank.
• 1:40:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:40:12
  Testecleese: Anaerobic decomposition of, organic material.
• 1:40:18
  Testecleese: You know, I'm saying it's insanely deadly, it's easy to make.
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: Why aren't we seeing terror attacks with stuff like this?
• 1:40:29
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 1:40:32
  Testecleese: Alright, and I'm glad we're not.
• 1:40:36
  Testecleese: You know, maybe it is that people that want to do that kind of damage are stupid in the first place.
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: Because they know it hurts everything, if you're smart enough to know how to do this kind of stuff. Like, Guapo.
• 1:40:51
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:40:52
  Testecleese: even not being… I have no idea what your chemistry history is, I just know you know about,
• 1:40:57
  Testecleese: Internal combustion engines, right?
• 1:41:00
  Testecleese: Alright. You could easily make a bomb.
• 1:41:05
  Testecleese: That would… Kill 50 people, couldn't you?
• 1:41:10
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:41:11
  Testecleese: You don't think so?
• 1:41:12
  El Guapo: You don't think…
• 1:41:14
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, no, you get yourself a, like, a hot water heater.
• 1:41:17
  El Guapo: You vaporize, for example, gasoline, or even, like, JP5 in there.
• 1:41:23
  Testecleese: Throw some ball bearings in there, maybe pineapple groove the side of the hot water heater, so when it goes off, you get shrapnel going everywhere.
• 1:41:32
  El Guapo: I mean, you could make… same thing with, nails and, fucking, firecrackers.
• 1:41:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, nail bombs, yeah.
• 1:41:40
  Testecleese: It's not that hard to kill people.
• 1:41:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't want to tell that to the fucking internet, so the FBI, like, hey, what else do you know?
• 1:41:47
  Testecleese: Hey!
• 1:41:49
  Testecleese: Dude, you're already on a watch list because you're a frickin' military veteran in the United States, you know that, right?
• 1:41:54
  El Guapo: Probably, probably.
• 1:41:55
  Testecleese: Not probably you are, Obama, like, made this public.
• 1:41:59
  Testecleese: Didn't Maxine Lana say we were all fucking crazy and shouldn't be allowed to own guns?
• 1:42:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:42:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, I'm the guy who's actually responsible. I'm the guy who knows how to build a bomb, or a friggin' pathological weapon, or a pathogen weapon.
• 1:42:15
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:42:17
  Testecleese: But I don't, because it's not right! You know? Then all of a sudden, we're at war.
• 1:42:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:24
  Ron Pascoe: Shit, guns and… guns are bad enough.
• 1:42:28
  Ron Pascoe: You're all the same, mate.
• 1:42:30
  Ron Pascoe: Terrorism isn't about mass extermination. Terrorism is about getting what you want through terrorizing COVID.
• 1:42:37
  Testecleese: So, yeah.
• 1:42:38
  Testecleese: Threat enough more force.
• 1:42:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, so if you're killing everyone, you're not going to get what you wanted.
• 1:42:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, unless you're Iran that says, death to America.
• 1:42:48
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:42:49
  Testecleese: Why aren't they cut… why aren't they sending people here just to kill Americans?
• 1:42:54
  Ron Pascoe: Because you can't, you guys will take them out.
• 1:42:56
  Testecleese: You say that, but you could easily send a dude from Iran to the United States, because… especially under Biden, right? Get into the country.
• 1:43:03
  Testecleese: Build some weapons. A suicide bomb, even.
• 1:43:09
  Testecleese: And then go to a mass gathering.
• 1:43:13
  Ron Pascoe: Which they've done.
• 1:43:15
  Testecleese: Sometimes, but it seems like it would be so easy for these guys to go in there and be like.
• 1:43:20
  Testecleese: It's… it's just… People die easy, is my point.
• 1:43:25
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, 100%.
• 1:43:28
  Ron Pascoe: There's no DYA.
• 1:43:31
  Brian McFadden: So, Governor…
• 1:43:32
  Testecleese: Get back on track, sorry.
• 1:43:34
  Brian McFadden: Governor Newsom, went overseas to,
• 1:43:38
  Brian McFadden: talk world peace and world plans with… Was it Mew?
• 1:43:43
  Testecleese: clinic, or something else?
• 1:43:44
  Brian McFadden: I think it was Munich.
• 1:43:46
  Testecleese: Okay. Because… didn't Newsom do this before, and start speaking on behalf of the United States once overseas?
• 1:43:52
  Brian McFadden: And isn't that a violation of the Logan Act?
• 1:43:56
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:43:58
  Testecleese: Now, this is a little different. This is like a…
• 1:44:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, AOC was there too, and she…
• 1:44:08
  Brian McFadden: Produced a good, word salad in the process.
• 1:44:17
  Brian McFadden: And then J.D. Vance was also there, and he, he had a decent…
• 1:44:22
  Brian McFadden: speech, but he basically said that, Newsom and AOC shouldn't be Overseas, talking about,
• 1:44:31
  Brian McFadden: Shit they have no idea about.
• 1:44:38
  Ron Pascoe: Did you hear what AAC said? She was going on in Germany.
• 1:44:42
  Ron Pascoe: About saying that,
• 1:44:43
  Brian McFadden: Venezuela's on the other side of the equator.
• 1:44:47
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but you know what she was saying? She's saying the Israelis are creating mass genocide at the moment. In Germany.
• 1:44:55
  Ron Pascoe: The Jew is a bloody mess suicide, genocide.
• 1:45:12
  Brian McFadden: You're muted. You lost audio.
• 1:45:15
  Ron Pascoe: Do they like that?
• 1:45:17
  Brian McFadden: Still can't hear ya.
• 1:45:19
  Testecleese: You hear me?
• 1:45:20
  Brian McFadden: Now again.
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: Sorry.
• 1:45:22
  Testecleese: I was saying, of course, it's like a frickin'…
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: minute-long commercial I can't skip, and then I was also, like, I gotta jump ahead, like, 8 and a half minutes…
• 1:45:33
  Testecleese: To get to.
• 1:45:34
  Brian McFadden: Daring sound, either.
• 1:45:35
  Testecleese: I know, because I'm trying to load this thing up first.
• 1:45:39
  Brian McFadden: It's just, Fox News…
• 1:45:41
  Testecleese: frickin'… Sucks with their… the way they set up their, video stuff.
• 1:45:49
  Testecleese: You know what, I would share a video, but who cares, because no one can…
• 1:45:53
  Brian McFadden: Nobody watching the video, anyway.
• 1:45:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. Sure.
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: I didn't even realize we were doing the video.
• 1:46:01
  Testecleese: I thought we usually didn't.
• 1:46:02
  Brian McFadden: We're not.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:46:04
  Brian McFadden: Only people seeing the video are the four people around here right now.
• 1:46:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. Alright, this is a little earlier than I wanted, but it kept playing when I was setting up my share sound.
• 1:46:14
  Audio shared by Testecleese: may want a different job in the future, and is maybe doing… and is definitely doing some reflection on how things went for her in Munich. Watch this.
• 1:46:22
  Audio shared by Testecleese: would and should.
• 1:46:24
  Brian McFadden: the U.S. actually commit U.S. troops to defend Taiwan, if China were to move? This is good.
• 1:46:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: You know, I think that, this is…
• 1:46:36
  Audio shared by Testecleese: such a, you know, I think that… This is a, this is, of course.
• 1:46:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I would have helped her with this answer.
• 1:46:46
  Audio shared by Testecleese: long-standing.
• 1:46:47
  Testecleese: He has a stamped answer.
• 1:46:48
  Audio shared by Testecleese: policy of the…
• 1:46:50
  Testecleese: I just said yes.
• 1:46:52
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Martha, you bring me on your show, and you show me the most uncomfortable 20 seconds.
• 1:46:56
  Testecleese: But yeah, but…
• 1:46:57
  Brian McFadden: So you didn't have a clue what was going on with China and Taiwan.
• 1:47:01
  Testecleese: I bet you she couldn't find Taiwan on a map if her life depended on it.
• 1:47:05
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: And she… I'm pretty sure she's there to prove that she's ready to run for president.
• 1:47:12
  Brian McFadden: Yes, she is.
• 1:47:13
  Testecleese: International policy, and then that happened.
• 1:47:16
  Testecleese: and… Oh, oh, jeez, of course I shut off my share.
• 1:47:21
  Testecleese: when I heard her speak, I immediately thought 2007.
• 1:47:27
  Testecleese: And, well, here you go.
• 1:47:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map.
• 1:47:36
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Why do you think this is?
• 1:47:40
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, some
• 1:47:48
  Audio shared by Testecleese: people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that.
• 1:47:53
  Brian McFadden: Don't have maps!
• 1:47:55
  Audio shared by Testecleese: South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as, and… Iraq is right there. I think that they should… our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
• 1:48:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Thank you very much, South.
• 1:48:16
  Brian McFadden: She's been hanging out with Kamala Harris and AOC with her work.
• 1:48:21
  Testecleese: Oh, she's the OG, that was 2007, Miss America.
• 1:48:26
  Testecleese: And that was Mario Lopez asking her that question, by the way, and that's… everyone remembers 2007 Miss America Teen USA with her answer.
• 1:48:34
  Brian McFadden: Sayed by the bell.
• 1:48:36
  Testecleese: Oh, very nice! My little girl's got new, Ninja Turtles slippers.
• 1:48:40
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:48:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're my little girl!
• 1:48:45
  Testecleese: Sorry, I'm very distracted right now.
• 1:48:49
  Testecleese: But yeah, as soon as I heard AOC trying to answer that question about Taiwan, I was like, this reminds me… and I actually looked up Miss America, and I was like, oh, it's Miss Teen USA, my mistake. It's the dumbest answer I've ever heard.
• 1:49:03
  Testecleese: Like, everyone in this room is now dumber having heard that, and may God have mercy on your soul, you know?
• 1:49:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, I laughed because I watched the video, I was like, that's Mario Lopez doing Miss Teen USA.
• 1:49:20
  Brian McFadden: Remember him?
• 1:49:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, from Saved by the Bell!
• 1:49:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and he's… I don't know what he's doing now, but he… He's doing all kinds of shit like that. He… he's still making a killing doing that shit.
• 1:49:31
  Ron Pascoe: Wasn't he with James,
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:49:36
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:49:38
  Testecleese: What's his name there?
• 1:49:41
  Testecleese: Guy that played Fez from that 70s show is on NCIS.
• 1:49:45
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:49:46
  Brian McFadden: I don't watch NCA.
• 1:49:47
  Testecleese: Wheeler Valdera.
• 1:49:49
  El Guapo: I can't do it, because it's…
• 1:49:52
  Brian McFadden: It's not reality.
• 1:49:53
  El Guapo: It's, oh, it's a lie. Everything's a lie.
• 1:49:56
  Brian McFadden: I'd rather watch JAG than NCIS.
• 1:49:59
  El Guapo: Because it's more accurate?
• 1:50:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:50:02
  El Guapo: It's…
• 1:50:04
  Testecleese: TV, dude.
• 1:50:05
  Testecleese: It's TV, at least in the early episodes of NCIS, they were actually going on ships. You know what I mean? But now they're like, we're going out.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: into, like, rural West Virginia, because a Marine might have been murdered 20 years ago. It's like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
• 1:50:21
  Brian McFadden: It's like, that's not… that's not what NCIS does. They don't even do most investigations, usually it gets turned over to other people. The feds.
• 1:50:30
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, the locals, yeah.
• 1:50:32
  Testecleese: like, NCS gets involved in, like, someone's murdered on base, right? Or there's a rape on the ship, right?
• 1:50:41
  Ron Pascoe: My answer would have been Terry Hatcher, lads.
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: You out?
• 1:50:45
  Ron Pascoe: Terry Hatcher, and I sent Toucher.
• 1:50:48
  Ron Pascoe: From Japan.
• 1:50:49
  Testecleese: Harry Hatcher!
• 1:50:50
  Testecleese: Jeez, my god. From, like, MacGyver and Superman?
• 1:50:54
  Ron Pascoe: And drag.
• 1:50:56
  Testecleese: Jews on JAG?
• 1:50:57
  Ron Pascoe: Yay!
• 1:50:59
  Testecleese: How do you know that?
• 1:51:01
  Testecleese: You guys might not remember, she was a regular MacGyver.
• 1:51:06
  Testecleese: Like, the original series.
• 1:51:09
  Brian McFadden: I love MacGyver, the original series. Yeah, Richard Gene Anderson was a great MacGyver, wasn't he? I like the new one, too, but… It's not the same.
• 1:51:18
  Testecleese: It'll never be the same, though. Just like when the second Boondock Saints came out, it was never gonna be as good as you wanted it to, because it was so long, you expected more, you know?
• 1:51:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:51:30
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:51:31
  Testecleese: I think Wapo shared this one about Canada is looking to recruit foreign folks to be out, join their army.
• 1:51:38
  El Guapo: I found that, today, this morning.
• 1:51:41
  Brian McFadden: So they're trying to set up their own French Foreign Legion?
• 1:51:43
  El Guapo: Something like that, but…
• 1:51:45
  Testecleese: Oh, we… we recruit foreigners.
• 1:51:47
  El Guapo: I think they're gonna recruit a lot of Chinese in the house, not…
• 1:51:51
  El Guapo: That's where the rumors start going.
• 1:51:54
  El Guapo: So… I don't want to… the DNs, another… what's up there, the…
• 1:51:59
  El Guapo: the Chinese Democratic Republic right next door, you know?
• 1:52:05
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:52:06
  El Guapo: The… I heard… I heard they were growing Chinese.
• 1:52:10
  Testecleese: Oh, that's a great idea.
• 1:52:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:52:12
  Testecleese: I mean, how many Chinese, though, has the United States given citizenship to for joining the service?
• 1:52:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, by the default, I don't know about those over there.
• 1:52:21
  Testecleese: I mean, I knew two guys in the… in the Navy.
• 1:52:24
  Testecleese: That both got their American citizens.
• 1:52:26
  El Guapo: relationship as.
• 1:52:26
  Testecleese: Chinaman.
• 1:52:27
  El Guapo: Two Chinese guys are fucking selling, secrets to China, they got caught.
• 1:52:32
  El Guapo: They're in the army or something like that?
• 1:52:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. How come you're, how come you're always so much quieter than everyone else?
• 1:52:38
  El Guapo: Type in a fucking response to this fucking bullying shit.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:52:44
  El Guapo: They're like, oh, they're moving because they've been planning to move to fucking, somewhere else, like…
• 1:52:50
  El Guapo: They just moved there, like, 2 years ago. Why would you fucking move all over again if there's no fucking incentive, you know?
• 1:52:56
  Brian McFadden: They said they're moving back to St. Louis, because that's where all the developers are.
• 1:53:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, that sounds like a PR response.
• 1:53:06
  El Guapo: Because the fucking Democrats… the Democrats are fucking vindicted, so they don't want to fucking move it.
• 1:53:10
  Testecleese: The Bears might be moving.
• 1:53:12
  Brian McFadden: Indiana.
• 1:53:13
  Ron Pascoe: They are. They're not, maybe they are.
• 1:53:16
  Testecleese: I didn't see… I didn't see…
• 1:53:17
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not definitely moving yet.
• 1:53:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:53:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, they… they… well, yeah, like, they've been given offers at… in Indiana, what, Hum… Huma, or…
• 1:53:27
  Testecleese: whatever.
• 1:53:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't believe it's… Hummingbird, something.
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, something like that.
• 1:53:32
  Testecleese: And it's like, dude, if the Bears leave Chicago.
• 1:53:35
  Testecleese: And Soldier Field is, what, like, 80 years old?
• 1:53:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what they want to leave, because of…
• 1:53:42
  Testecleese: Well, that and the taxes! They're taxing the crap out of the team.
• 1:53:46
  Testecleese: Like California does.
• 1:53:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:53:49
  Testecleese: Like, they would pay, like, a billion dollars, or something like $7 billion less in taxes if they went to Indiana from Illinois.
• 1:53:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, they had to pay a ton of taxes for the Super Bowl, because they made so much money in California.
• 1:54:02
  Testecleese: Well, the Bears didn't play in California, but yeah.
• 1:54:05
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean? The Seattle Seahawks had to pay extra to play the Super Bowl.
• 1:54:11
  Testecleese: The Patriots plays! How's this? The Patriots plays.
• 1:54:14
  Testecleese: Pretty much broke even.
• 1:54:17
  Ron Pascoe: It's…
• 1:54:17
  Testecleese: playing in the Super Bowl, the winning quarterback of the Super Bowl lost money.
• 1:54:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. Playing and… winning the Super Bowl in California.
• 1:54:27
  Brian McFadden: Only thing he's got going for him is the endorsements.
• 1:54:29
  Testecleese: Exactly, and the friggin' defensive lineman from the losing team isn't getting the endorsements. He's not selling sneakers, is he?
• 1:54:37
  Ron Pascoe: Nice.
• 1:54:38
  Testecleese: So he just… he got to pay to not win the Super Bowl.
• 1:54:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:54:46
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:54:48
  Testecleese: That just… when I… we talked about that last week, or the week before… when was this? That was 2 weeks ago?
• 1:54:54
  Brian McFadden: Who knew what I talked about last week?
• 1:54:56
  Testecleese: Might have been last week.
• 1:54:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, that makes sense, because we would have done the show on Friday, the game was on Sunday, talked about it the week after.
• 1:55:04
  Testecleese: But yeah, it was just nuts, I was like…
• 1:55:06
  Testecleese: Dude just won the Super Bowl, and he owes money.
• 1:55:10
  Testecleese: Like, you think you would get… you think you would get, like, bonuses? It's like, oh, he did, but they just taxed him more than he made.
• 1:55:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55:17
  Ron Pascoe: And they're only there, what, 7 days? They're only there 7 days or something?
• 1:55:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, but the 7 days wasn't even competing, that was just being there and training.
• 1:55:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they had to pay for those days.
• 1:55:31
  Ron Pascoe: 7 days, yeah, if you live there for 7 days, it'll save you 7 days.
• 1:55:36
  Testecleese: California's still trying to tax people that moved out 10 years ago. Like, you should owe us taxes. It's like, I left a decade ago.
• 1:55:44
  Brian McFadden: They gotta give their… Get their money.
• 1:55:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, F you, you know? Come here and take it from me, you know?
• 1:55:53
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:55:54
  Testecleese: Which… Shoot. I had something… something about that, but I completely forgot what it was.
• 1:56:04
  Testecleese: But yeah, and check this out, looks like we might be striking Iran soon. You guys see this?
• 1:56:10
  El Guapo: Yeah. Nope.
• 1:56:12
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we're moving carriers, we're moving airplanes…
• 1:56:15
  Testecleese: carrier group.
• 1:56:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you've got George.
• 1:56:17
  Brian McFadden: They moved, they moved the carrier group, they moved the carrier that was in the Caribbean over to the Middle East.
• 1:56:24
  Testecleese: Well, it's because we don't need a carrier to blow up the pirates, because we just killed another pirate vessel in the Caribbean.
• 1:56:30
  Brian McFadden: Pirates of the Caribbean!
• 1:56:32
  Testecleese: Exactly!
• 1:56:33
  Testecleese: No drugs might be the same difference.
• 1:56:37
  Ron Pascoe: Between you two carriers, you've got more bloody airplanes than what the total Iranian Air Force is between you two carriers.
• 1:56:45
  Testecleese: Between the two aircraft carriers, it's more friggin' aircraft than the United, than, Great Britain's friggin' Air Force.
• 1:56:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, and what, yeah, and what Irene's got, mate, they've got no…
• 1:56:56
  Testecleese: No, not just Iran, Great Britain.
• 1:56:58
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. But I'm just saying…
• 1:56:59
  Testecleese: Any idea how many jets are on an aircraft carrier?
• 1:57:04
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, this would be about the top times, isn't it?
• 1:57:08
  Testecleese: Oh, it's crazy, dude, and they fold in half!
• 1:57:11
  Testecleese: Basically, in the hangar bay.
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: Guapo knows more about this than I do, being an air dead, even if he didn't work with the actual jets. You were a helicopter, right?
• 1:57:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:57:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you still know more about it than I. But, like, they had the pad eyes on the deck to hook the chains on, and they would fold the wings of the jet up and bolt that sucker down, and it just… no matter how much the ship moved, that jet wasn't going anywhere.
• 1:57:37
  El Guapo: The F-14 was like a bulldog tied down to the ground, like, it went up fucking go, because…
• 1:57:44
  El Guapo: Dude, F14, the engines were the badass' engines, dude.
• 1:57:49
  Testecleese: 13, did that have 2 or 1?
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: Okay, because the 15 had one, right? That's Air Force?
• 1:57:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:57:56
  Testecleese: They call them wand darts.
• 1:57:58
  El Guapo: But the Navy always wanted two engines, because if one fell, they still got a backup.
• 1:58:03
  Testecleese: Exactly, because you land in the middle of the ocean, not parachuting down into the forest, right?
• 1:58:09
  El Guapo: But, yeah, the F-14, it was badass because it can reach up to Mach 2.
• 1:58:14
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:58:15
  El Guapo: So, yeah.
• 1:58:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, for a short period of time.
• 1:58:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:58:20
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, the 35 can sustain supersonic flight.
• 1:58:24
  El Guapo: I guess, I guess, so I don't… I haven't…
• 1:58:26
  Testecleese: It could travel faster than sound for an extended period of time, not just a short burst.
• 1:58:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, the cool thing about it, like, maintenance-wise, with those new engines, jets.
• 1:58:38
  Testecleese: Oh, it's so cool, the way they work.
• 1:58:39
  El Guapo: No, no, the subject's going down that's bad, it sends a signal to the shop, it's like, hey, this is bad, so it sends a signal to the supply, supplies are like, yeah, we got the part. As soon as the jet landed, you got a part at hand, ready to replace.
• 1:58:53
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:58:54
  El Guapo: It says, communicate. I'll be back.
• 1:58:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that's the difference between, like, commercial and military, too. Don't get me wrong, commercial does great, because they're trying to make money, so they're always making stuff better, right?
• 1:59:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:59:06
  Testecleese: The military, though, has…
• 1:59:09
  Testecleese: Such resources to research this stuff, and then not tell anyone, because we don't want them to have this tech.
• 1:59:16
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:59:17
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, we're sharing out our F-35 tech with friggin' half the planet right now.
• 1:59:24
  Testecleese: How many does Australia have?
• 1:59:26
  Ron Pascoe: Think a little bit.
• 1:59:31
  Ron Pascoe: 40? 50?
• 1:59:33
  Ron Pascoe: Maybe it'd be more. Yeah.
• 1:59:35
  Ron Pascoe: But we've got more coming, like, we're boarding more.
• 1:59:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they're not cheap, are they?
• 1:59:40
  Ron Pascoe: No. Now, what I'm at is Newcastle with Woody and Airbus as part of 2020.
• 1:59:48
  Ron Pascoe: That.
• 1:59:49
  Testecleese: Gurgling like you're underwater again.
• 1:59:51
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, sorry, mate, we've got about 30 there. 30 there. We've got some air force bases in Queens.
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, it…
• 2:00:02
  Ron Pascoe: It's a nasty aircraft.
• 2:00:09
  Testecleese: Now I can't hear you at all.
• 2:00:12
  Testecleese: 35, that's when I could do a vertical takeoff, right?
• 2:00:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:00:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:00:20
  Testecleese: Wasn't there an issue with it melting the non-skid off of flight decks?
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: Oh, at first…
• 2:00:29
  Brian McFadden: I remember.
• 2:00:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
• 2:00:33
  Testecleese: But anyway, we were talking about Iran, and it looks like we might be striking them soon.
• 2:00:41
  Testecleese: They apparently just, like, repositioned, like, anti-aircraft and a whole bunch of other friggin' defensive weapons.
• 2:00:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:00:48
  Testecleese: during, like, joint drills with Russia, as if…
• 2:00:52
  Testecleese: to anticipate an incoming attack, because Trump basically threatened it when they were doing their, nuclear talks, right?
• 2:00:59
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:01:01
  Testecleese: He's like, well, we'll just come blow it up again.
• 2:01:03
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:01:06
  Brian McFadden: with.
• 2:01:07
  Testecleese: So, I don't know, man, I got… what do you think the odds are? Do we blow up another friggin' nuclear facility in the next year under Trump, or not?
• 2:01:16
  Ron Pascoe: no choices.
• 2:01:18
  Ron Pascoe: Will Trinid be… military, bloody, polluting areas, Mike. I already know what's going on.
• 2:01:25
  Ron Pascoe: They know where they moved all the approval to underground.
• 2:01:29
  Testecleese: True, we know where it is, but if they've got defenses for this setup, yes, we know where it is, we can handle it, but that means you have to bring in a secondary team.
• 2:01:39
  Brian McFadden: To take out the defense before you bring in the aircraft, right?
• 2:01:43
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:01:44
  Testecleese: Why would you say that?
• 2:01:46
  Testecleese: We just… well, yeah. I say we just walked into Venezuela, but no, we didn't. We took out their entire friggin' Iron Dome before we went and got Maduro, didn't we?
• 2:01:57
  Brian McFadden: Their Iron Dome sucks.
• 2:01:58
  Testecleese: And that was why, AOC brought it up, by the way. She's like, oh, we can just walk into Venezuela, anyone assaulted in Kuwait, you can just kidnap whoever you want, and it's like, oh my god.
• 2:02:09
  Testecleese: Oh, all I could think when I heard that.
• 2:02:12
  Testecleese: was Gary Johnson running for president as a libertarian? And they asked him, like, well, what are your thoughts on Aleppo? And he goes, and what is Aleppo?
• 2:02:20
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: And it's like, well, there goes your run for president, right? That's the end of that.
• 2:02:27
  Testecleese: And, What's up?
• 2:02:29
  El Guapo: No, no, with that mentality, we're not supposed to go kidnap fucking, tyrannical governments and shit, so that means we should have done nothing with fucking Hitler.
• 2:02:40
  El Guapo: If we're not allowed to interfere?
• 2:02:43
  Testecleese: Well… well… 100% fair on that, dude. Flip that coin over.
• 2:02:48
  El Guapo: Is that her saying, like…
• 2:02:49
  Testecleese: Why did we… why did we fight Germany in World War II?
• 2:02:54
  El Guapo: Oh, because of the fucking attack of Pearl Harbor and stuff like that.
• 2:02:57
  Testecleese: No, that's why we fought Japan.
• 2:03:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:03:01
  Testecleese: Why do we fight Germany?
• 2:03:05
  Testecleese: Because Germany and Japan had a reciprocity agreement.
• 2:03:10
  El Guapo: Amy.
• 2:03:10
  Testecleese: So, as soon as the United States declared war on Japan for the bombing, Germany declared war on the United States.
• 2:03:16
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:03:17
  Testecleese: And since then, the United States has been able to maintain a two-front war at all times.
• 2:03:23
  Testecleese: And that's why the United States defense budget
• 2:03:27
  Testecleese: Is more money in the next 13 countries combined.
• 2:03:32
  Testecleese: Not even kidding you.
• 2:03:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:03:35
  Testecleese: It's insane how much money. Like, oh, yeah, they did so bad in Afghanistan. Yeah, you know what? They were under certain rules. If it was an actual fucking war, it would have been very different, and you knew.
• 2:03:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:03:46
  Testecleese: Very different.
• 2:03:50
  Testecleese: I mean, again, look at what we did in Venezuela and Iran. Like, we flew right through Iran's defense system. They didn't see us, they didn't even know until they got a phone call saying, hey, by the way, that nuclear facility's gone.
• 2:04:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:04:07
  Testecleese: And… I know I… it sounds like I'm blowing the United States' horn, because I am…
• 2:04:13
  Testecleese: Almost certain most allied nations could do this.
• 2:04:19
  Testecleese: But… to be able to… In terms of, like, the technology.
• 2:04:26
  Testecleese: But, when was the last time we saw, for example, Australia?
• 2:04:31
  Testecleese: Pull off a major op, to wipe out a terrorist cell in Africa, you know what I mean?
• 2:04:37
  Ron Pascoe: At least two, mate.
• 2:04:40
  Ron Pascoe: I mean, it happens, don't get me wrong, it's just…
• 2:04:43
  Testecleese: Always the U.S.
• 2:04:45
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 2:04:45
  Ron Pascoe: Now, we talk about the Indonesian army, mate.
• 2:04:47
  Ron Pascoe: You've got to remember this, 226 Indonesians with us.
• 2:04:52
  Ron Pascoe: In the same for a few years.
• 2:04:55
  Ron Pascoe: We sent our vouchers over there, throw our invites, like, moving up.
• 2:05:01
  Testecleese: You're breaking up again.
• 2:05:03
  Ron Pascoe: I was just saying there's team or near me?
• 2:05:06
  Testecleese: Kinda hear ya.
• 2:05:10
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that we don't hear about… rarely do we hear about the United Kingdom.
• 2:05:16
  Testecleese: Pulling off an attack against terrorists.
• 2:05:20
  Testecleese: Because, you know, terrorism happened. Sometimes we do, like, recently we heard something about the UK blowing up a terror cell.
• 2:05:28
  Testecleese: And I was excited, I was like, cool! Someone else is getting involved! You know what I mean?
• 2:05:33
  Testecleese: But, like, everyone hated the United States being the world police, and then Trump was like, I don't want to be the world police anymore, and they're all pissed off, saying he has to get involved.
• 2:05:42
  El Guapo: And now he get involved, like, why are you doing over there?
• 2:05:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, why are you being the world police? Exactly! It's like, you just, no matter what this man does, you hate him.
• 2:05:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:05:55
  Testecleese: We still got more going on in the world, though,
• 2:05:59
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, there we go, Aleppo that I just brought up.
• 2:06:02
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:06:03
  Testecleese: I believe it's the capital of Syria, right?
• 2:06:06
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 2:06:08
  El Guapo: Oh, City of Syria.
• 2:06:10
  Testecleese: What?
• 2:06:11
  El Guapo: Oh, city.
• 2:06:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, the capital city.
• 2:06:13
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 2:06:14
  Testecleese: Like, Washington, D.C.
• 2:06:16
  El Guapo: I ain't know, I mean, honestly, I don't…
• 2:06:19
  Testecleese: I thought it was a C, maybe it is just a C, I thought it was.
• 2:06:21
  El Guapo: Syria, you know, at that time. I guess they wanna get you, and they got him good.
• 2:06:28
  Testecleese: Well, we're getting ready to pull 1,000 troops out of Syria, and we've already told everyone, every American in Syria to get out.
• 2:06:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:06:38
  Testecleese: Does that mean we're abandoning Syria, or we're about to do something that we don't want even our own military there for?
• 2:06:46
  Brian McFadden: No, they're saying that there's a…
• 2:06:48
  Brian McFadden: They believe in the government enough to pull out.
• 2:06:51
  Testecleese: Okay, so we're done.
• 2:06:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:06:54
  Testecleese: Why… why do the citizens have to leave then?
• 2:06:58
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea. Like, Americans that aren't military.
• 2:07:03
  Testecleese: Maybe just to make sure that they can handle it before, you stay there, kind of thing?
• 2:07:09
  Testecleese: Okay. Well, hey, so… Did we unfluck Syria?
• 2:07:13
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:07:14
  Testecleese: Of course not.
• 2:07:17
  Testecleese: And if… you know what, I bet you, if you gave me a map, with no…
• 2:07:24
  Testecleese: Nations drawn on it.
• 2:07:26
  Testecleese: It would probably take me 10 minutes to find Syria.
• 2:07:31
  Testecleese: Oh, it borders Chad, right?
• 2:07:35
  El Guapo: I think so. Hold on.
• 2:07:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, how many African nations are there? And, you know what I mean, how many do you know where they are, you know?
• 2:07:43
  El Guapo: Shaz in Africa, no, Syria.
• 2:07:45
  Testecleese: That series Middle East. Well, yeah, that's a good point. So yeah, it's probably…
• 2:07:49
  El Guapo: I think that's Africa.
• 2:07:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, it is Africa, my mistake.
• 2:07:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, Chad's in the right middle… The next night.
• 2:07:56
  Testecleese: Exactly, it would take me, like, 10 minutes, I'd have to think for a long time.
• 2:07:59
  El Guapo: Chad.
• 2:08:00
  El Guapo: That's… that's a funny name, Chad.
• 2:08:03
  Testecleese: I know, it's… isn't that the opposite of a Karen?
• 2:08:06
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 2:08:07
  Testecleese: It's like a MAGA dude is a Chad.
• 2:08:10
  El Guapo: I guess it's just… Darren
• 2:08:12
  El Guapo: They got to get the girls pregnant never, like, want to bring every man because of that bad decision.
• 2:08:19
  Testecleese: So, what do you guys think about these, I say this. This happens every couple years, doesn't it? Russia…
• 2:08:26
  Testecleese: flies a little too close to Alaska.
• 2:08:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:08:30
  Testecleese: And we gotta kinda chase him off.
• 2:08:34
  Testecleese: I don't know, everyone…
• 2:08:36
  Testecleese: Every time this happens, people start to freak out a little bit. I'm like, they do this every couple years.
• 2:08:41
  Testecleese: They're like, basically to see when we respond.
• 2:08:44
  Testecleese: And with what?
• 2:08:47
  Testecleese: But that going on while they're at war in Ukraine, which they've done this since they've started with Ukraine.
• 2:08:53
  Testecleese: and they were doing drills with Iran.
• 2:08:57
  Testecleese: and Iran repositioned weapons for defense against the United States.
• 2:09:04
  Testecleese: I still think, Putin is smart enough not to directly attack the United States, though.
• 2:09:10
  Brian McFadden: How'd you do?
• 2:09:11
  Testecleese: Like, that's just a bad decision. And don't get me wrong, even if you think you can win.
• 2:09:16
  Testecleese: you need to be at 100% to take on the United States.
• 2:09:20
  Brian McFadden: And they're not, because they've been fighting with Ukraine for years.
• 2:09:23
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:09:23
  Ron Pascoe: It'll never happen. It'll never happen. You ain't take his own head on.
• 2:09:27
  Ron Pascoe: Been witch hunting with him at his back.
• 2:09:30
  Testecleese: Well, that's the big issue, too, that people keep forgetting about, about the states.
• 2:09:35
  Testecleese: There's ocean privilege.
• 2:09:38
  Testecleese: We have a… we have an ocean on either side of us. We can literally see you coming.
• 2:09:43
  Testecleese: A day in advance. And granted, you can come out of Russia into Alaska, but, alright, what, you're gonna bring your entire navy across, what, is that the…
• 2:09:53
  El Guapo: Australia or Alaska.
• 2:09:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I wanna say more moves, that's…
• 2:09:57
  El Guapo: moot, no.
• 2:09:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, there you go, Bering Straits. I want to say her moves, like, that's not the way that is.
• 2:10:03
  Testecleese: But yeah, that's insane to try to bring an entire Navy through there. How are you gonna get your tanks into the United States? How are you gonna get your army into the mainland United States? For real. You gonna get… go into Canada and come down through Canada, and we're not gonna see it coming?
• 2:10:22
  Testecleese: I just…
• 2:10:23
  Testecleese: It's a big advantage having these oceans. And then, even if you do want to take over the U.S,
• 2:10:29
  Testecleese: You had to deal with the citizenry.
• 2:10:31
  Testecleese: And I know that sounds stupid.
• 2:10:34
  Testecleese: But there are more guns here than people.
• 2:10:36
  Brian McFadden: Red Dawn.
• 2:10:37
  Testecleese: Exactly! Some fucking October Sky shit, right?
• 2:10:41
  Ron Pascoe: Or you've got something like $80 million militia or something like people with guns. You've got an unofficial army of 80 million.
• 2:10:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Citizen Army. Man, it's more than 80 million, dude.
• 2:10:56
  Testecleese: Shit, I got… right now, in this house, I got 2 rifles, a pistol, a revolver, and a shotgun.
• 2:11:04
  Ron Pascoe: I got 2 more pistols and another rev- rifle.
• 2:11:07
  Testecleese: Sitting in Virginia, I gotta go pick up.
• 2:11:10
  Ron Pascoe: Who's it?
• 2:11:13
  Testecleese: And I know these mountains, you know?
• 2:11:18
  Testecleese: Should there be an invading army, the citizens know where to set up a choke point.
• 2:11:23
  Testecleese: friggin' roll a boulder down the hill into the road, so that they gotta slowly come through a bottleneck, and then all of a sudden, 15 guys stop firing, you know? Just…
• 2:11:36
  Testecleese: Just saying, it's not an easy thing to try to invade the United States. The terrain…
• 2:11:42
  Testecleese: The friggin' the oceans, and then every citizen…
• 2:11:46
  Testecleese: in theory, could have a rifle, you know?
• 2:11:50
  Ron Pascoe: You wouldn't be…
• 2:11:50
  Testecleese: Yamamoto said that, right? Yamamoto said that.
• 2:11:54
  Ron Pascoe: Yep. He said he's awake in the joint.
• 2:11:56
  Testecleese: Well, he also said, there's a rifle behind every blade of grass.
• 2:12:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, look, I think you guys are in a situation right now with Iran and that. Didn't you guys move some people out of Syria as well, your military bases?
• 2:12:12
  Ron Pascoe: Took everybody out.
• 2:12:13
  Ron Pascoe: Took everybody out.
• 2:12:15
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, that's a clear indication, isn't it?
• 2:12:17
  Testecleese: Maybe, but Brian seems to think it's because we've got the government there operating, and we're done.
• 2:12:24
  Testecleese: I said, does this mean that we're getting ready to blow shit up, though, if we're getting our citizens and our military out?
• 2:12:33
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, we still have military… we still have military in Japan.
• 2:12:37
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:12:39
  Ron Pascoe: Your military is strategically placed everywhere throughout the world.
• 2:12:43
  Testecleese: Oh, there's several bases in Australia, right?
• 2:12:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, you guys… and you just put more in here, up here, up in Territory, aren't?
• 2:12:50
  Testecleese: Need to! That's a key link in the, the Pacific.
• 2:12:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:12:57
  Testecleese: Then you get to hop through the archipelagos, up in Asia.
• 2:13:02
  Ron Pascoe: Well, that's what he's got there, mate. He's… oh, and there's another place you've got out, trying to think of the name of it.
• 2:13:09
  Ron Pascoe: It's out in the middle of Australia.
• 2:13:11
  Ron Pascoe: Out near the bloody… Right out the middle.
• 2:13:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what…
• 2:13:17
  Ron Pascoe: That's alright.
• 2:13:18
  Testecleese: I got a feeling that's supposed to be the, test secret stuff.
• 2:13:22
  Testecleese: Like, new weapons?
• 2:13:24
  Ron Pascoe: Two and a half thousand Marines.
• 2:13:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, cause there's nobody there who's gonna…
• 2:13:29
  Testecleese: take a picture of what happened, you know? I was like, oh, no, we'll drive out, it's a thousand miles from anything, and there's no water or gas stations, you know?
• 2:13:39
  Ron Pascoe: You don't want to get a flat tire.
• 2:13:41
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 2:13:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, AAA ain't coming, buddy.
• 2:13:47
  Ron Pascoe: Ain't nobody coming or take a… we'll take a plane a few days there to you.
• 2:13:54
  Testecleese: Well, here's why I thought it was gonna be a military attack in Syria and not a, we're done.
• 2:14:00
  Testecleese: is that apparently one of these, ISIS detention centers has collapsed, and not in terms of, like, structurally, but, like.
• 2:14:08
  Testecleese: 15,000 detainees got out.
• 2:14:13
  Testecleese: So that's why I thought we were clearing everyone out of Syria.
• 2:14:18
  Testecleese: But…
• 2:14:20
  Testecleese: I don't hold the cards, I don't make the decisions, so I don't know what's going on, you know what I mean?
• 2:14:27
  Testecleese: Brian, you got a thought on…
• 2:14:30
  Testecleese: Maybe it is a military attack, if 15,000 ISIS, folk got loose.
• 2:14:38
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot of people.
• 2:14:39
  Testecleese: That's a lot of bad guys. And wasn't ISIS?
• 2:14:44
  Testecleese: all but eradicated under Trump the first term?
• 2:14:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:14:49
  Testecleese: Wonderful.
• 2:14:51
  El Guapo: When they came out, like, all these fucking terrorists come out of nowhere.
• 2:14:56
  Testecleese: I wonder what happened since Trump was in office last time.
• 2:15:00
  Brian McFadden: Widen.
• 2:15:01
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right, he wasn't consecutive, was he?
• 2:15:06
  Testecleese: Try many.
• 2:15:08
  El Guapo: That kid, I think, was a good thing, in a way, because…
• 2:15:13
  Ron Pascoe: You want something…
• 2:15:14
  El Guapo: Everybody got a taste of fucking Biden, like, yeah.
• 2:15:16
  Ron Pascoe: People go to America?
• 2:15:21
  El Guapo: And Virginia didn't learn his lesson, so now we're stuck here in Virginia again.
• 2:15:27
  El Guapo: Shit.
• 2:15:28
  Testecleese: Anything else, leftovers you guys wanna talk about?
• 2:15:33
  Testecleese: How about, Colbert got, shut down by his own company?
• 2:15:39
  Brian McFadden: That was a publicity stunt.
• 2:15:42
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, he intentionally did something that CBS told him that would get shut down because it's against the law.
• 2:15:49
  Brian McFadden: for it on YouTube.
• 2:15:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then blame Trump anyway.
• 2:15:52
  Brian McFadden: And they put it on YouTube and got a whole lot more views to watch it than Ashley would have watched it on his actual show.
• 2:15:59
  Testecleese: Well, Jasmine Crockett came out and tossed one under the bus, like, that's not what happened, you're breaking the law.
• 2:16:06
  Testecleese: And I was like, Jasmine Crockett said something about this?
• 2:16:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because she ain't gonna be… she's not gonna win the primary.
• 2:16:15
  Testecleese: Probably…
• 2:16:16
  Brian McFadden: Those other… those other guys.
• 2:16:17
  Testecleese: She's trying to.
• 2:16:18
  Brian McFadden: Primary.
• 2:16:18
  Testecleese: So you're thinking she's trying to get closer to center to possibly get the vote?
• 2:16:22
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:16:25
  Brian McFadden: No, the other guy runs around in… the other guy they're all happy about, he's like a Beto O'Rourke version, the new version of Beto O'Rourke. He runs around in Wrangler jeans and cowboy boots in Texas.
• 2:16:39
  Testecleese: I know the name…
• 2:16:40
  Ron Pascoe: Welcome to the book.
• 2:16:42
  Testecleese: I know the name, I can see his face, but all I can think of is Buttigee.
• 2:16:46
  Brian McFadden: no.
• 2:16:47
  Ron Pascoe: I sent you… no, I see… he looks a little bit like him, but taller. I sent you a thing about it not long ago, that guy blind him up.
• 2:16:54
  Testecleese: Spader, yeah.
• 2:16:56
  Brian McFadden: He ran it, he ran against.
• 2:16:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, I've just faced numerous times in Texas. Yeah, Ted Cruz.
• 2:17:04
  Ron Pascoe: Year 3 times, wasn't it?
• 2:17:05
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:17:08
  Testecleese: Brian, what's this… Okay, first of all, Australia, do you guys do daylight saving time?
• 2:17:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, we're right in the… almost at the end of it, see?
• 2:17:20
  Ron Pascoe: Couple of weeks, we'll be out of it.
• 2:17:21
  Testecleese: I keep hearing how only the United States does it. I was like, that's not true. That's just not true at all. But we do have one state that doesn't, right?
• 2:17:29
  El Guapo: Originally.
• 2:17:30
  Brian McFadden: Arizona.
• 2:17:31
  Testecleese: Arizona.
• 2:17:33
  Ron Pascoe: Same you, we've got point cleaner don't do it.
• 2:17:35
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:17:36
  Ron Pascoe: He certainly doesn't do it.
• 2:17:37
  Brian McFadden: They change time zones based on daylight savings time, so…
• 2:17:44
  Brian McFadden: Part of the year they're on West Coast time, and part of the year they're on Mountain Time.
• 2:17:51
  Testecleese: Oh, so it's the same fucking difference.
• 2:17:53
  Testecleese: They changed time zone instead of changing the hour.
• 2:17:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:17:57
  Testecleese: Same difference.
• 2:18:00
  Brian McFadden: But, if you live there, you don't realize that, because your time never changes.
• 2:18:04
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 2:18:06
  Brian McFadden: But, yeah, we got this congressperson that's come up with this whole great idea that rather than do an hour time change every year, we should do a half hour each way.
• 2:18:19
  El Guapo: How about…
• 2:18:20
  Testecleese: Why? What's the difference?
• 2:18:21
  El Guapo: Okay, how many are you?
• 2:18:22
  Brian McFadden: Better on the, on the body for a sleep study.
• 2:18:26
  El Guapo: just move it, instead of sprinting one hour forward, move it half hour forward, and leave it as it. Fuck it.
• 2:18:32
  Testecleese: No! That's because the… Brian knows, and probably… our Australian buddy.
• 2:18:42
  Brian McFadden: Told him on the farm.
• 2:18:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, the sun!
• 2:18:48
  Testecleese: matters. When the sun is in the sky matters, and if the sun is in the sky at 4 in the morning to 3 PM, it
• 2:18:58
  Testecleese: Nothing gets done!
• 2:19:01
  Ron Pascoe: be living in Norway.
• 2:19:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, you need to have the sun up, you need to have the clock set up.
• 2:19:07
  Testecleese: To match the sun, so you can grow crops and make food.
• 2:19:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:19:11
  El Guapo: Well, that's fine, it's deadly, I mean, I'm with you guys, but I just… everybody keep fighting this shit, you know what, just move a half hour forward, just leave it as it.
• 2:19:21
  Testecleese: No, but you can't!
• 2:19:22
  Ron Pascoe: No, you can't. The friggin'… the Earth doesn't spin on.
• 2:19:26
  Testecleese: a stable axis, it wobbles. Yeah. That's why we get seasons, and that's why we get…
• 2:19:32
  El Guapo: I understand.
• 2:19:33
  Testecleese: That's why there's something different, but…
• 2:19:36
  El Guapo: That's why we lose… that's why we lose the darkest time of the month is December.
• 2:19:42
  El Guapo: 21st… Okay, and the brightest…
• 2:19:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, the solstice, right?
• 2:19:48
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 2:19:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the further north a city you go, the longer it lasts.
• 2:19:53
  El Guapo: Everybody keep complaining about this deadline, like, oh, one hour, oh, yeah, one hour, like, I just, like, everybody, like, you know what, fuck it, let's just…
• 2:20:01
  Testecleese: But realistically, it should be… it should be, we should do it twice as often as we do. Realistically, to keep this… so that the clock matches when the sun is up.
• 2:20:11
  Ron Pascoe: Awesome. Anything put on?
• 2:20:13
  El Guapo: But farmers… I mean, Farmer's just gonna wake up whenever the fucking Sunday, like, came out.
• 2:20:18
  Testecleese: Correct! But we want our farmers to be able to communicate with other people to sell their goods.
• 2:20:26
  El Guapo: Well, you… Have you ever see…
• 2:20:29
  El Guapo: You ever seen, like, who's another state, like, Indiana, I think it is, like, the farmers in this big city is, I think it's, like, clock in with the fucking Easter time, because they want to communicate with Easter time zone.
• 2:20:43
  Testecleese: Okay, let's move away from the farmer argument. Let's bring up…
• 2:20:51
  Testecleese: How much does it suck when you go to work, and the sun doesn't come up for another 2 hours?
• 2:20:57
  El Guapo: It does, but then, like, we will be like, hey, like, just move it to two more hours later. Okay.
• 2:21:02
  Testecleese: Yes, but, like, my daughter… He gets on the school bus at 7 AM.
• 2:21:11
  Testecleese: Darkest time of the year?
• 2:21:13
  Testecleese: Her entire bus ride to school was in the dark.
• 2:21:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:21:17
  Testecleese: And, even worse, her bus ride home was as the sun was setting.
• 2:21:22
  Testecleese: Because it's an hour bus ride for her.
• 2:21:25
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 2:21:26
  Testecleese: The sun was never up when she was home, and don't get me wrong, there's not much you can do about that business, just that time of year.
• 2:21:32
  Brian McFadden: But, like…
• 2:21:33
  Testecleese: We can adjust the clock so that at least, like, there's some sunlight.
• 2:21:39
  Testecleese: Instead of… instead of her being at school for 4 hours before the sun comes up.
• 2:21:44
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Humans are designed to be awake in the sun.
• 2:21:48
  Testecleese: That's why we… that's why we are…
• 2:21:51
  Testecleese: What do they call it? What's the opposite of nocturnal?
• 2:21:54
  El Guapo: They turn, or they… they turn.
• 2:21:55
  Testecleese: I wanna say detour was not the right word.
• 2:21:57
  El Guapo: Day one.
• 2:21:59
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, we… Yeah, Daywalker.
• 2:22:04
  Testecleese: Oh, check this out!
• 2:22:09
  Testecleese: Fucking cave in Oregon.
• 2:22:12
  Testecleese: Oregon, United States.
• 2:22:15
  Testecleese: They found fabric.
• 2:22:17
  Testecleese: stitched together, animal skins.
• 2:22:23
  Testecleese: And the only reason why they have survived this long is because they were in, like, a dry, cold cave for so long, because everything else would have decomposed.
• 2:22:31
  Testecleese: But this is what's nuts.
• 2:22:34
  Testecleese: This is gonna rewrite world history, because they dated this shit back to before the Great Pyramids of Giza.
• 2:22:41
  Brian McFadden: Cut down.
• 2:22:42
  Ron Pascoe: Whoa.
• 2:22:43
  Testecleese: In the… in the United States.
• 2:22:48
  Testecleese: I was like, whoa, this is huge, and everyone forgot, I don't know if you guys remember,
• 2:22:54
  Testecleese: Artip… Ardipithic… Ardipithicus?
• 2:22:58
  El Guapo: No, go ahead.
• 2:22:59
  Testecleese: must… Anyway, it was,
• 2:23:04
  Testecleese: One of the missing links we keep looking for between the rest of the apes and humans, which we're never gonna find, because we're fucking different species.
• 2:23:11
  El Guapo: We have a common ancestor, but we're not…
• 2:23:13
  Testecleese: Didn't just sprout out of something.
• 2:23:16
  El Guapo: You miss the link?
• 2:23:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, but… In Europe, they found, remains that were definitely
• 2:23:24
  Testecleese: Human, you know, what became human now.
• 2:23:29
  Testecleese: that predated anything in Africa by, like, 10,000 years.
• 2:23:32
  El Guapo: I mean, if you want to look at an example, look at the fucking Congress, all agreeing.
• 2:23:39
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 2:23:40
  El Guapo: You know, all green?
• 2:23:42
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 2:23:43
  El Guapo: That's the missing link, right there.
• 2:23:45
  Ron Pascoe: Whoa.
• 2:23:48
  Testecleese: Every time I… I haven't heard that guy's name in a while, but every time I do, I seriously hear, let's Stay Together in my head.
• 2:23:54
  El Guapo: Dude, he… yeah, yeah, but he looked like.
• 2:23:57
  Testecleese: You know that's the same vocal…
• 2:23:58
  El Guapo: He looked like he walked from the museum to Congress.
• 2:24:02
  Testecleese: I know, but you know that song, Let's Stay Together, was written and performed by Al Green?
• 2:24:07
  El Guapo: Mmm… I'm not…
• 2:24:09
  Testecleese: Same guy.
• 2:24:10
  El Guapo: singer.
• 2:24:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, different, different person, but same name.
• 2:24:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:24:14
  Ron Pascoe: Every time I see Al Green, I expect him to walk ringside in the WWE.
• 2:24:19
  Testecleese: I know, with his pimp staff, like, boom!
• 2:24:22
  Testecleese: Boom! Where my bitches at? You know?
• 2:24:26
  Ron Pascoe: And he's K!
• 2:24:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, shoot, who was he back in the day that was the pimp? Because pimping ain't easy.
• 2:24:35
  Ron Pascoe: Pimp daddy.
• 2:24:39
  Testecleese: Anyway, I think that's all we got, actually, isn't it, Brian?
• 2:24:43
  Brian McFadden: Remove.
• 2:24:45
  El Guapo: call this, may find a missing link.
• 2:24:49
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 2:24:49
  Testecleese: We'll come.
• 2:24:50
  Audio shared by Testecleese: That I'm sure.
• 2:24:52
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Let's pinch this…
• 2:24:53
  Testecleese: Fair enough.