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There. We go, there we go.
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We're now recording and I'm very lucky to be here right now.
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Oh. Is that so?
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Did you have a near death experience?
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Oh, sort of. I forgot what day it was and I
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decided I was going to go to the movies and see 28 years later.
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Oh, OK. I was about to buy my ticket and
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then I saw the time it started and I went.
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Am I meant to be doing something with that star?
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And then I race back home. Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm
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with your hosts Matt, Luke and Dan.
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Multiple Nerdgasm. Your guide to all things nerdy.
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That said, I'm almost disappointed because I really
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want to hear if that's good because it.
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Yes. Looks good and I definitely want
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it to be good. And it's shot on iPhones again.
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Well, I saw an interview with Danny Boyle the other day.
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Bits of it are shot on iPhone, he he said.
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That's been blown a little bit out of proportion.
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It was shot on a lot of cameras. Yeah, OK.
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That makes sense, but I mean the.
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First one was shot on like a fucking Canon X1 or something
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that's like in like 720P well. His he said his thing is that he
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likes to be very portable. And in particular he said for
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this movie they went to locations that the whole point
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was to show what you know, the the world would be like
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untouched by humans for however many years or whatever.
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And he's 28. Drag a whole.
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Right. Yeah, they're very specific
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actually. My bad.
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So the drag a whole film crew in there, that causes a fucking
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disaster for the area. So they just tried to avoid
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doing that and that's why they chose made particular choices
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for certain things and one of them was an iPhone for certain
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things. There was, I seen a picture
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which is they're claiming a poor man's bullet Cam.
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Yeah, which is like 13 brand new of the latest iPhones.
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I'm sort of like, you know, poor if you're buying 13 of them.
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Yeah, it's like. That's right. 20 grands worth of
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phone. Yeah, yeah.
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Like the poor being one is you have 1:00 and you're just using
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the basic slow MO function on it.
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That's the poor being what? The freeze and you just like
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around them. Yeah, that's right.
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Well, I've done it where you get someone to jump and then you
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move the camera slightly to the left, then you get them to jump
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again, you move the camera slightly to the left, and then
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you just take the highest frame of their jump from every single
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frame. It doesn't look good, but you
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know. That's right.
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Yeah, that's the poor man. Slow MO.
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Yeah, that's right. I'll let you know next.
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Week I trust him. I'll let you know next week.
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Yeah. We're gonna go tomorrow now.
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Saying that, I remember the first 128 Days Later came out on
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DVD in the UK before it was out at the cinema here, because that
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was 25 years ago and that's still just how shit happened
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there. And an Old Mutual friend of
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ours, Greg, brought me a copy because he went to the UK,
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brought me the British DVD back, and I'd watched it like a good
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year or two before it even came out of the cinema here.
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Yeah. Here's something do you think
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Star Wars was one of the first ones to do the worldwide
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release? Phantom Menace, you mean?
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Like, yeah, The Phantom Menace, where they were just like that
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came out the same time everywhere.
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It was the same day. Because I remember I was, I
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really wanted to see Hellboy and it took fucking forever for that
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to come out in Australia. And that's not even that old
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like. Damn, you know what I haven't
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seen? Is that new Hellboy?
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The one like set? Oh yeah, like Victorian London
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or whatever it is. That looked funny, right?
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I've heard it's not good. Really.
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OK, let me let me just see if it's I know then some different
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computer. Just quickly while we're talking
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about Danny Boyle, because there was a thing in last week that we
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didn't get to, it's actually touches on 2 favourites of the
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of the podcast is Danny Boyle and Alex Garland.
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Yes. Sunshine, which is, yes, I think
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a fucking amazing movie that right, that people don't seem to
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know about very much is Danny Boyle movie.
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It's Danny Ball, right? Yeah, I'm not crazy.
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Yeah, it is. No, yeah, Danny Ball.
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Yeah, I did that, but literally. Killian Murphy in it, who wasn't
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famous at the time but is now. Correct.
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It's got Chris Evans in it as well.
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Does it see? I wouldn't have known who he was
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when I saw that. And Benedict Wong, I think, is
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in it, too. Oh yeah, who?
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Also, you would not have. Killian, the guy that's on the
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ship. Yes.
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Like the Yeah, the one that's yeah.
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They're all on the ship. Yeah, yeah.
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But the one like that's been on and dosing himself with sunlight
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and. No, no, no, no.
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No, not him. No.
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No, somebody else. It's been a long time since I've
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seen it. Yeah, me too.
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I'm not trying to. Watch one in this or did I make
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that up? Winedict.
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No, he is. He is.
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No, he isn't it he there? Oh yeah.
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But the point was that Sunshine was apparently supposed to be a
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trilogy. And.
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Really. And it just didn't do well
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enough for them to do anything else.
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And in the interview was asking Danny Boyle what was going to
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happen in the other ones. And he said, well, I don't want
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to tell you because Alex Garland might want to do something.
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Might write a book. Or that material yeah, because
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he had some he had some he thinks really, really cool ideas
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for stuff for the the later books or later movies and so oh
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OK Bum that never happened because.
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Yeah. I fucking love that.
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Absolutely. Yeah, that's.
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One of these movies had a better afterlife than it did on
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release. Yeah, it seems that way.
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Yeah. It just didn't get it, I
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suppose. Trying to remember.
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If I went to the cinema or if I saw it on DVD.
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I saw it later. I just didn't, yeah, it just
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wasn't on my radar. Was marketed particularly well.
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That's what it sounds like I see.
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And this was before I was really paying attention to Alex Garland
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either. Now I'd be much more likely to
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say, oh, if he's written it, I'm definitely going.
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To see it I did not. Until this I didn't know he
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wrote it. Yeah, like, yeah.
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Until this article, I was like, oh fuck, that was it's going.
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It explains why it's great, but it is odd.
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So I get why maybe, yes, you know, with the yeah, you're like
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Luke mentioned, the guy who's dosing himself with sunlight as
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they get closer and he goes weird and then it gets quite
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weird. Yeah, I love that genre though,
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of that doomed crew trapped on a ship one way, one way ticket
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kind of genre of sci-fi. I do enjoy it as well, like the
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core and stuff like that. I put Event Horizon up there.
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It's not quite the same, but you know, just same this
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claustrophobic. Sure.
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Yeah. Go watch that again.
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That's some good shit, yeah. That fucking quote from we
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talked about this not long ago. You know, they they filmed the
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sequences that take place in hell and then somebody that talk
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that thing about how it was like second unit or something.
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And then someone came over into the main shoot and they were
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like, there's some fucked up shit going on over there.
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I think maybe somebody needs to check on that.
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Crew. Yeah, yeah.
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They may have. Because how do you feel?
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Hell. And and also it's just flash
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frames, you know, So really there's there's very few things
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I could even name right now that I remember.
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I could name one thing, it's. The one thing?
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Someone getting someone getting sodomized, That's definitely one
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of the frames. Yeah, right.
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I remember maggots on something. I don't remember the sodomy.
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Well, maybe it's very my go to. What, did I rape you while we
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watched that movie? Maybe you're.
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You've had Probably, yeah. I saw a movie this week.
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I went to the movie. Let me guess.
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You watched Sinners for the third time.
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I probably will do that, but I didn't.
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I went to the movies and I saw Mission Impossible Final
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Reckoning because I had to. Yeah.
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Because it may or may not be the final one.
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We'll see. Just another Mission Impossible
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movie where he runs. Well, I mean, this, it looks
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like it's a lot of stunts. It's marketed for just being
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stunts at this point. It's disappointingly few stunts
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in my Really, it's not. I'm trying to remember.
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I can remember one well, so the. 1st.
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Big stunt that I ever call, like the big the biplane thing, which
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is in all the trailers and everybody knows that he did
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that. That's the thing that he did for
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this one. It was the biplane thing.
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And it's like that's in there and I'm trying to think what
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else is there? Oh, this the submarine bit.
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Yeah, I guess that's stunts. But I don't.
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Know how much it was real or not.
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More movie than stunt now because it really felt like it
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was. Yeah, my big problem with it
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really is so they, so I found the plot of it continues the
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plot of the previous one, which I found to be like the plot was
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underwhelming because it was an excuse to sticky tape action
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sequences together for Tom Cruise to do things.
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And then this one, it's kind of like they had to level set
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because I guess they knew I were going to wrap this up.
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And it is kind of convoluted now because it starts with OK, it
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starts with the whole little montage about it's the start of
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the movie. Like it's all about Ethan and
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like it's got more previous movie.
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No, but, but that's the that's the problem I have with this is
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that it, it, oh, it turns out it's all about Ethan.
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And it always has been. And everything that's ever
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happened is always it's all been here.
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It's. Like the end of Spectre, where
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it's like everyone's, this is all for you, Bond.
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Yeah, exactly. It's like, do we have?
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Does it have to be? Can't he just be a hero in
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happens to be involved in these things wise always have to be
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about. Because the thing about the
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original, not the original, it was a series.
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But you know, the first Mission Impossible movie.
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Yeah. Oliver Stone was Oliver Stone.
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No. Brian De Palma.
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Brian, De. Palma, right?
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Yes. There are stunts in it.
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There's the train, there's hanging down.
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Yeah, on the, you know, the above the floor.
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But that's not why it's a good movie.
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It's a good movie because it is probably the best espionage
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thriller ever written. Like, it's so good.
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The dialogue is good, the the plot is good, everything about
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it's good. And then the sequels are up and
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down because two, say what you want about it.
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Yeah, that was your point of view.
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But it's fucking garbage. 3 was. Brilliant because they went back
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to its roots. I'm glad and they like 3 because
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they talk about it quite a bit in this.
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Well, that's because this is all about Ethan, right?
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But that's what I liked about 3 was they raised the stakes, but
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it wasn't because the world was going to blow up.
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It was because someone was going to kill his wife.
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So, right, the stakes were high, but just for him.
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And that worked, yeah. Well, there is A and.
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Then the next one they're. Like there's a mystery box.
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Blown up. OK, yes and that Muscat blew up
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because they were trying to kill Ethan Yes and they mentioned.
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Just kept escalating and escalating, much like the Fast
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and Furious movies. But they show like montage at
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the start and he's it's and it's like it's all very, it's really
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on the nose. And it put me right off at the
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beginning because it's basically like he's gone off grid and he
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doesn't want to be involved. And then the president of the
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United States has just sent him this video message that's
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explaining to him who he is and what he's done.
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And it's like, I know it's for the audience, but that couldn't
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have been written any better. And less obviously just a
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fucking infant. Like, why is he there going?
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Yeah, I did do that. Like, yeah, like, you know, it's
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weird. This is where you need someone
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like Edgar Wright. You can progress the story.
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Yeah, yeah, he wouldn't waste any time, would he?
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And yeah, there's a lot of flashbacks to stuff that
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happened, like particularly Mission Apostle 3 is actually
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quite important to this in a way that is kind of annoying because
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doesn't actually make sense. But I can see why they tried to
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do that. They tried to tie in a lot of
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actually. There's other stuff.
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Do you care about spoilers? No.
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No, All right, let's just skip ahead you mentioned.
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The the the stealing of the knock list, right?
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Remember that guy, that guy, that's the guy who built the,
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the what is it the black room or whatever it is?
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The the guy who walks in in the in the night with the coffee.
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Yeah, he's in this. He's in this what?
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He's in this. He becomes the fucking main
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character the. Fucking terminal user of that
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computer. No, he's the he designed the
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room and then he got fired and he got sent to fucking Siberia
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to the place that they where they happen to need to go to get
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something in this. And then he joins the team.
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So he's in it. And then also remember the
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rabbits foot from Mission Impossible 3.
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Yes, yeah. That's in it as well.
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Yeah. Turns out they found yeah.
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Which do you have? Any more information about what
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the rabbit's foot is then they. Find out what it was and then
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and then it's conveniently like JJ.
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Completely. We can just completely.
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Different to what was heavily implied in in that movie, which
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is that it was some kind of biological or nuclear weapon,
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right? It's a JJ Abrams thing.
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So it was like, yeah, you don't need to tell.
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You but you knew it was a a weapon of mass.
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It's a threat, correct? It's not.
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It's a bit different, Yeah, despite all the.
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Visual Nations. In that fucking movie that they
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still show you the shots and it's like that's clearly coded
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as a biological weapon of some sort anyway.
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Mind you, they don't tell you what the knock list is either.
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You just have to know that knock stands for non official cover.
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They do say that. It's a list of of agents I
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think. I think they do say that, they
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just don't explain what knock is.
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Sometimes that's all you need. This is bad.
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Yeah, that's right. You don't need to know the
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specific details. We need to stop that from
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happening. Fine, let's go on the ride.
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That's why Raiders of the Lost Ark is the perfect movie,
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because he says you've got to go get the Ark, and he goes, why?
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And he goes because the Nazis want it.
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In the conversation, we've got to get it.
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The audience understands, the character understands.
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We don't want the Nazis to get a magical thing.
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Yep, says the plot of Oppenheimer.
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Yes. It is the Raiders of the Lost
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Bomb. Can I segue just for one SEC to
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say something that actually I realized this week really
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irritates me about how Raisa Lost Ark is presented now on
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streaming to match the other films.
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It's now called Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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That's wrong. He is a Raider of the Lost Ark.
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It's not. And the him and the Nazis are
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trying to raid the Lost Ark. That's that's the point.
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You can't say he's not one anyway.
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Belongs in a museum. Can you show for us?
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He skipped over that part. So this mission possible, it's
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got a lot of flashbacks. It frustrated me in that I don't
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know, not everybody will have just watched them all like last
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year like I did. But I didn't need the constant
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like constant re flashings of like when that guy shows up,
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right? He walks into the room and I was
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like, oh fuck, it's that guy. But then it was like, remember
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this guy? He's a bunch of foot and it's
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like, no, no, no, I knew it. Was literal flashbacks.
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And I feel like yes, literal flashbacks and I feel like
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there's a lot of this movie knows they knew that this was
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could be potentially very confusing.
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I wonder if they did test screenings and people are
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simpler than fuck is going there is literally.
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But it's not just that though. There's literally stuff in this
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where it will show you something somebody said 5 minutes ago in
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this movie, in case you forgot. And I was like what the fuck?
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But there's literally a bit where a villain says something
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about. Focus group stuff there.
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Right. Like if I say like, I can
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imagine I'm gonna make something up, right?
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We're in a we're in a movie and I lock you guys in a room and I
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go, I'm locking the door and the key isn't flushed down the
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toilet and no one's ever gonna be able to open the door again.
16:41
Nonsense, right? But then you guys are talking
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and then you're like, how am I gonna get out of here?
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And then it flashes back to me going, I'll flush the key down
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the toilet. You're never gonna get out.
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And then and you're both gonna. Get out of here down the toilet.
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Yeah, right. Like, it's like, yeah, but I
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remember I was watching a movie. You showed me when he.
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When he said that. But look, I can give him a bit
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of a pass for the flashback of the guy from Mission Impossible
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3, because that came out in 2006, yes?
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So no one's got to remember that, sorry.
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That guy's from the first impossible. 1/19/97.
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Yeah, the magazines from three. So for that type of stuff, I
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think he'd give a little bit of a pass for that.
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It's an Evil Dead mug. It's an army of darkness.
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It is a it's a It's an army of dark chocolate, coffee
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flavoured. Me and Daniel.
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Get a flavoured coffee mug. Evil Dead the Musical next year
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one. 100% I will go and see anything the musical, but this
17:39
year will definitely, definitely go and see.
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What we need to do I because I know someone who's been to see
17:44
it before, we need to get the most expensive tickets to be in
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the splash zone. I was going to make a joke about
17:51
getting covered in blood but it sounds like that maybe isn't a
17:53
joke. OK, I'm all.
17:54
In like when I saw Gua at Soundwave.
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Oh. Shit.
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Got. Got sprayed, got got bodily
18:02
something on you. Yeah, it's got something,
18:04
something sprayed on me. Yeah.
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Yeah, I've seen footage of Rammstein comment concerts where
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people also bladed bodily fluid, but it wasn't blood.
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It wasn't blood, Matt. I do like the Mission Impossible
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because I'll see this, I've realized recently.
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It's not bad or anything. I.
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Didn't see the previous one right.
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I realized I hadn't seen it. So I thought, OK, I'll, I'll
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watch it. I was going to pop it on during
18:25
the day because I thought I don't know.
18:28
I, I, I don't know. I forget between them how much I
18:30
like them and how, how good they are even when they're not good,
18:33
right? So I put it on.
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I watched the first scene on the submarine where they they
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essentially shoot themselves with a with a fucking missile
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and I was like, this is fucking awesome.
18:42
I can turn this off because I want to watch properly at night.
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So commit. Yeah.
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Yeah, what a way to start a movie.
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What a great opening scene. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm not. Watching both these and then
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I'll. Watch next yeah look, this is
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good. I think I was mostly just
18:57
disappointed because I honestly Mission Impossible fallout is
19:02
still the king in my opinion. And then I mean I.
19:05
Believe I forget all their. Names because their names.
19:07
To be the case, nothing, but that's the.
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One with Henry Cavill. Yeah, and I just think they've
19:12
not since 2 cents, but I don't think since then they've managed
19:16
to top the just the action sequences and the and the pacing
19:21
of that movie. The pacing of it is great.
19:23
Like this one. I feel like it just slows down
19:25
too much in bits. And then this, the action just
19:28
never really gets to the level of like Fallout, just like that
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helicopter sequence at the end in in.
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It's just really good because they're too, I think they too
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focus too much on the fact of doing a real life stunt that is
19:40
very dangerous. Like that motorbike stunt in the
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one in in in was Dead Reckoning. Part 1 You could have told me
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that he was sitting on a green box and they put everything in.
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I'll be like, fine, I'm just watching the finished movie.
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It's just that the stunt is great and it all that, but it's
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just compared to just those shots of the fucking cameras on
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the side of the helicopter and like it's, I guess, yeah, I
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don't know. This is just to keep Tom Cruise
20:06
happy, though. Yeah, it.
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Is yeah, when somebody asked Brad Pitt this week if he'd do
20:13
another movie with Tom Cruise, he said I would, but I'm not
20:15
jumping off a fucking aeroplane, so.
20:17
Well, The thing is, Tom Cruise won't let him to move with Henry
20:21
Cavill. He wants to do the Halo jump.
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That's. Right.
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He's got like I'm training, I'm ready to go.
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I want to do the Halo jump and he's gone.
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No, you can't do it because like everyone here used to be
20:31
training, like something happens, it's going to affect
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the film. Now watch me do it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cavill is good in that movie,
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though. And the fight Cavill.
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Is a. Fucking tank, that's what.
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I mean, he's just. He's so big and so fucking
20:45
muscular that you just, he can't.
20:47
He can just hit you way harder than you can hit him.
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That movie's just great. That's got, I mean, Vesa Kirby's
20:53
great in it. She's not in this one,
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unfortunately, because spoilers, she's just not in anymore.
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Yeah. Everything about that one is
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just is it's the best one. Simon Pegg's got a good amount
21:09
of stuff to do. He's got too much to do in this
21:11
new one. Yes.
21:13
The ones where they don't know what to do with him, so they
21:14
just constantly cut back to him. It's like, come on.
21:17
Yes, yeah. I like Simon Pegg.
21:21
I love Simon Pegg away. And I love that he's in these
21:24
but. Yeah.
21:25
But his character, I don't know, it's just his trajectory is just
21:29
a bit odd to me. And then like in the later ones,
21:32
like I said that, yeah, like you said, they couldn't really find
21:34
anything to do with him, so they had to kind of change his
21:37
character to make him more of an action.
21:39
Kind of guy, yeah. He's in the field now, yeah.
21:42
He's not an action guy. No, but I mean he does fine,
21:47
it's just. Although, but I'm thinking like
21:49
maybe this is a little bit slower because Tom Cruise is
21:51
getting older as well. So maybe they're trying to it's.
21:56
Going to have to slow down eventually, right?
21:58
Yeah, this forever. Which is the one where Simon
22:02
Peggs got the bomb on him? Is that rogue nation or is that
22:07
for a fallout? So.
22:09
Here's the thing Rogue Nation for they don't mean anything.
22:12
Because that's the best Simon Pegg stuff in Mission
22:15
Impossible. Is that where he's, he's like
22:17
the hapless kind of tech guy. He's he's he's a field agent,
22:20
but he's not great at it. Yeah.
22:22
And now he's got a. He's a.
22:23
Field agent, but just he's most he's supposed to be in a van
22:26
with a with a laptop. Yeah, he's, he's a tech guy
22:29
that's sort of watching and that's the you need to go here.
22:32
Yeah, the Emilio Estevez character from the first one,
22:36
you know that he's in the field, but he's there to to offer
22:40
Technical Support. I forget which one that was in,
22:43
but that was the that's the peak of his character, I think is
22:48
that's when. I oh God, I'm just watching.
22:50
I'm just looking at the thing for Mission Impossible Three.
22:53
Ethan Hunt was forced out of retirement back then.
22:57
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
23:00
Yeah, 'cause he's a convenience store and someones like we're
23:02
gonna fuck your wife up and he's out.
23:05
Yeah, but I don't know, it's been like 20 years.
23:07
Maybe you've had another time to retire at that time.
23:10
No escalate the way he is. He's gone rogue, he's been ghost
23:15
protocoled, he's been bucking everything.
23:18
Yeah. They, they talk about that
23:22
meeting in this new one with the fucking president and all the
23:25
heads of the military and they're like this guy.
23:27
And then they just do this big montage the.
23:29
President is a character in this movie.
23:31
Yeah. Who plays him?
23:34
Her. Oh, I've been put in my place,
23:38
haven't I? President Machine.
23:41
Impossible. I don't know the actress's name.
23:43
I recognize her, but I don't. Erica Sloan is the president,
23:48
portrayed by Angela Bassett. Oh, OK, great.
23:55
Cool. Yeah, anyway, it's not a bad
24:00
movie, like I said, just it's good.
24:02
It's entertaining, certainly insane, and certainly other
24:04
people in the theatre enjoyed it more than I did, because
24:06
afterwards they're all in there. Yeah, they're just fucking sick.
24:08
And I was like, yeah, that's right.
24:10
I think you, I think because you sat down and you rewatched them
24:13
all, I think that may have taken a bit of a way.
24:14
Yeah, you might have ruled yourself without.
24:16
You might have, yeah. Yeah, I think, I think it's just
24:18
that I like Fallout so much that it's not they can't, they can't
24:21
top it. That's just that.
24:24
Was that's the one way back in the 50s, there was a nuclear
24:26
bomb and then he woke up in a vault.
24:27
Yeah, that's mission. Possible fallout?
24:29
Yeah. Mission possible.
24:30
Fallout, Yeah. The original.
24:31
Vault he has to get the water chip.
24:33
Yeah, yeah. And he makes friends with a
24:35
mutant who run at the end goes this is on, this is your story
24:39
told. Couldn't you just reach it and
24:43
get it unharmed? Played by Bing Rhames, yes.
24:47
I'd like to help you out of that, Matthew.
24:49
You joke. I would be all in for that.
24:54
Here's an interesting fact. It's not a fact.
24:58
What is it? Tidbit, tidbit, tidbit.
25:02
The tits. Tits It's not about this screen
25:07
writing trend or not. Cliche, what am I trying to say?
25:12
A trope Stream writing screen writing trope.
25:16
If a character explains a plan, the plan has to go wrong.
25:22
If the plan goes right, then it's been kept secret and at the
25:26
end they said how did you do it? Yeah.
25:28
Sure. No movie deviates from that.
25:31
If someone tells you what they're going to do, it goes
25:34
wrong because it's not interesting to see someone do
25:37
something they've just told you. And then you've got the Ocean's
25:39
movie that do both. Yes, and simultaneously, that's
25:44
the one that immediately came to my mind too.
25:46
Yeah. Yeah, but because I'll tell you
25:48
and then it does go wrong, and then they'll tell you it went
25:50
wrong. But this was the actual plan in
25:52
the background. So exactly.
25:54
Sherlock does that as well for the Sherlock show.
25:56
Sherlock will tell Watson what he's going to do, but that'll
25:59
fuck up somehow, and something else will happen.
26:01
But then that music will do you'll, you'll kick back in
26:05
that, oh, hold on, Sherlock knew all along.
26:07
And then Sherlock will go. Well, of course I knew he was
26:09
going to be there and he'd fall for that, you know?
26:12
But doesn't he do it with like information that's not shared
26:15
with the audience? Yes, that's that show.
26:19
Yeah, it's not just the show. I'm I'm listening to the audio
26:21
book of the original stories. They're all like that.
26:24
It's like and the and the killer was this person we've not
26:26
introduced yet. How do I know it's this evidence
26:31
that I didn't tell you about? Yes, yeah, yeah.
26:34
I found this signed confession. Yeah.
26:38
Well, it's no, it's more like, well, I noticed that he had red
26:42
dust on his boots that can only come from Bristol.
26:46
And I just happened to have been in Bristol and it's like, oh,
26:48
OK, well how fucking convenient for you and that.
26:51
Was this? How was I, the reader, to deduce
26:55
that in any way? Yeah, because that's the most.
27:00
Of course. I mean.
27:01
Stuff I would never have thought of.
27:03
I mean, clearly the book's very successful, but I do think it
27:07
is. Beautifully.
27:08
And the characters. Are great, but I think the best
27:10
way is for the give the audience a chance to figure it out first
27:15
and then you can. Well, I believe that Britain
27:17
would have and gone. Yeah, right, right.
27:19
I see. That I should have known.
27:21
They were also written at a very different time.
27:24
Yeah. True.
27:26
Before any of these tropes had been set up, sure.
27:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I re watched an old movie
27:33
this week. A movie that I remembered being
27:39
very good, right? Star Wars.
27:42
It's not Star Wars, but we can talk about Star Wars too.
27:46
I watched. Craig streaming it as to not to.
27:48
Mortal Kombat from 1995 because in my head on.
27:53
Track. That was, Yeah.
27:55
Well, they know you love it, Luke, and they fucking that will
27:58
just pump that music throughout the entire film.
28:00
I know that sort of soundtrack is but, but just that one track
28:05
that literally has clips, audio clips from the arcade game in
28:09
it. Brilliant.
28:12
But I remember this being a better movie than it is.
28:14
I'll admit. I'll admit.
28:16
That is also Speaking of the Horizon is also a Paul Anderson
28:20
movie. Sorry.
28:22
Yes, yes, that's true. Yeah, but have you seen the most
28:27
recent model called Bat Movie? Recent from about five years ago
28:31
or is there? A new one.
28:33
That one it was way better than it had any right to be.
28:37
That was a great movie. Good.
28:38
I think there's a sequel coming. Really good, yes.
28:40
That's why I thought, is it out yet or not?
28:41
But yeah, that one was very good, yeah.
28:44
Yeah, yeah, the original 1. Very campy.
28:47
Yeah. So I don't remember it being
28:50
this camp, mind you. It is like a time capsule of mid
28:54
90s cool. Like just stuff that was cool,
28:58
you know, zooming into someone's face as they take off their
29:01
sunglasses and say one liner type of stuff, you know?
29:05
Is it like Mission Impossible too?
29:08
Yeah, like Mission Impossible too.
29:10
Yeah, yeah. He throws the Oakleys and they
29:14
explode and into the. Camera, yeah.
29:17
Brilliant. I watched ATV show that you
29:25
would both like I assume and then I found out that this is
29:28
apparently a franchise I was not aware.
29:30
I don't know if I mentioned this before on the shows a program
29:34
called Last One Laughing, have you?
29:37
Seen it? Oh yes, love it.
29:38
Is it British? The one I watched is British,
29:41
but there is. I think.
29:42
That many, many, many. I think it actually started in
29:45
Mexico, but there's the Australian one, there's a
29:47
British one, there's a lot of different versions of it.
29:50
There's an Australian one. Yep, I.
29:52
Won't watch that a couple of people that we we we know
29:57
tangentially on there that's why they.
29:59
Want to watch it? It's less by Rebel.
30:01
It's. Even less funny I say, that
30:03
you've just talked. To me, right, right out.
30:04
See, I reckon. What's the British one?
30:06
I reckon I could have done a better job than some of the
30:08
people on the Australian one, honestly.
30:10
I just haven't seen it, OK. Yeah, what?
30:12
What is with Australian comedians?
30:13
Honestly? Some of whom I quite like, but
30:17
they're the ones. That are listening to this show
30:18
right now going fuck. Yeah.
30:20
Yeah, no, but if you're listening, it's not you that I
30:22
hate. It's.
30:23
Not you, but it's weird, but a lot of the big Australian comedy
30:27
communities that I like are the ones that are big in the UK.
30:31
Yes. Because they've got that type of
30:34
humor. And did you watch the UK like
30:37
version of this though? Fuck it's good.
30:40
It's so good it's gone. Celebrity guests saw the same
30:42
cast each week. No, no, it's 1/6 hour block.
30:47
So basically the premise is they get 8 comedians and they've
30:51
they're in, I think it's six hours total.
30:53
They get they'd lock them in a room.
30:55
The UK once hosted by Jimmy Carr, they lock them in a room,
30:59
they lock them in a room and it's basically like they're not
31:01
allowed to laugh. Laugh.
31:03
And shit. And if they laugh?
31:06
They got to make each other laugh.
31:07
Oh fuck yes. Yeah, they each have a special
31:10
presentation they're supposed to do.
31:12
They have to do like a performance.
31:13
As part of it write this down because I want to look.
31:17
This up generally it's, it's Jim Carr and it's got, yeah, it's
31:21
got Bob Mortimer in it, who is just a fucking.
31:25
I love Bob Mortimer. He just gets rich.
31:26
Funnier and funnier the older he gets.
31:28
He's so good, Mortimer. The new one, yes, he's like from
31:34
a bunch of sketch shows, but he's mostly, I know him from
31:39
what I Lie to You, where he's just fucking incredible.
31:43
Richie Richard Yadi from You know, IT crowd and all that
31:50
fucking. I can't remember anybody else's
31:51
name. I know them all because I see
31:58
them. I know, I just know them all
31:59
visually from like, oh Sarah Pasco.
32:03
Lou Sanders. Joe Wilkinson.
32:06
Wilkinson. Oh yeah.
32:09
Rob Beckett, Joe Lysett, Joe Lysett Fan.
32:14
No. No, I don't know something about
32:18
him, but Rob Beckett, Joe Wilkinson, I love.
32:23
He's basically me. I'm kept and drunk.
32:28
Yeah, Anyway, you got to. Watch this.
32:30
Yes, I know who he is. Yeah, he's fantastic.
32:33
From Afterlife, the mailman from Afterlife and actually and the
32:38
prostitute from Afterlife is a Co host with Jimmy Carr on this.
32:41
I forget. Anyway, it's really funny
32:44
because it's just fascinating to see what eventually fucks them
32:50
up And they and they laugh like some of the things it's just
32:53
like, and afterwards they're like, I'm so angry at myself. 10
32:56
seconds in there, except the Australian one.
32:58
I reckon I could win because I just sit there going guys.
33:00
Are really not funny because this one, this woman's doing
33:02
really well and then she tries to tell a funny story and then
33:05
she just can't. And then, and then he's like,
33:09
you've just fucking torpedoed yourself.
33:10
Why did you do that? Your own joke?
33:12
Yeah, she. Was like, I was so mad at
33:15
myself. That's a known.
33:16
Goal. Wow.
33:16
Yeah. Amazing.
33:19
Yeah, it's super funny. Like the first scene of Mission
33:22
Impossible. Yeah.
33:24
Anyway, great show. Really.
33:25
Really. Yeah.
33:26
Entertaining. Yeah, I'd, I'd watch that.
33:28
What was the other thing that I said I was going to watch?
33:31
Oh, that's Hellboy. The new Hellboy.
33:33
Oh. Yeah, gotta.
33:34
Watch. That is it New came?
33:36
I thought it came out a while ago.
33:38
Yeah, but maybe within 3. Years.
33:39
I'm taking a different one. Four years.
33:40
Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was.
33:42
The first one was a different Hellboy.
33:46
The second one we're yeah, sorry, I.
33:48
Know it's maybe you'll think of a different movie you did.
33:50
What's his name played Hellboy in?
33:51
David Harbour. That's right, that's the man.
33:54
And now? This is not David Harbour or.
33:58
Ron Perlman. Ron Perlman maybe?
34:00
I haven't heard it's bad. It's somebody else.
34:04
Have you ever heard of it at all?
34:06
Yeah, I'm telling you about it now.
34:08
For the first time, I started watching something this week.
34:11
I started watching Cobra Kai which is.
34:14
I told you to watch this years ago.
34:17
Is it actually good? So good, Matt.
34:20
It's so good. And the things that I thought I
34:24
was going to not like about it, it turned out not not I didn't.
34:28
I didn't need to worry. You didn't like them?
34:32
Yeah, well, he, OK, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what.
34:35
So, so the, I mean, the, the premise is, if I think Cracked
34:39
did a video on this like 15 years ago where they were like,
34:41
actually, if you rewatch Karate Kid as an adult, Daniel's the
34:44
Daniel guy is the bully to Joey, Johnny Lawrence and steal his
34:49
girlfriend and then unprovoked violence and all this stuff.
34:55
And there is a great scene in in one of the early episodes where
34:58
Johnny is telling somebody about it.
34:59
He's like, yeah. And then I hadn't seen him for
35:01
months. And then I'm rolling the joint
35:03
in a toilet and he just fucking squirts me with water.
35:05
The print like. And you're like.
35:08
Yeah, that really he was asking for it at that point.
35:11
He's like an illegal kick and. Yeah, yeah, He won with an
35:14
illegal kick. And then yeah, like, yeah.
35:18
But so it's about what happened to Johnny Lawrence, you know, 30
35:24
years after that, you know, he was, he was kind of the, the
35:28
Jack the lad of his high school, but he didn't, shit did not work
35:33
out for him. The same thing.
35:34
It had to work out a lot of the cool people.
35:36
Yeah, but Larusso has been riding his fame this whole time
35:41
only to open up a used car dealership, right?
35:45
And, and he's just a fucking smug bastard living, you know,
35:50
in a much nicer house than Johnny.
35:52
And then, you know, over the course of episodes, they end up
35:55
each starting up their own rival karate school.
35:58
And it's very good. It's packed with nostalgia from
36:04
Karate Kid, but also just broad 80s nostalgia anyway because.
36:08
Like but also the further you go down and I don't want to use
36:13
spoilers, but there's it's the stole drop of Karate Kid 2,
36:16
Karate Kid three, like it's really brings back characters
36:21
from everywhere and it really. Does.
36:27
But it's that's been any that's been.
36:28
It. Has it shows Danny to be the one
36:30
like I must save everything and I'm right about everything.
36:33
It still shows that throughout the entire thing and but no,
36:37
it's worth the watch. I think the last season is
36:40
coming out soon and. Yeah, because it's like 6
36:43
seasons and I, I thought because they trained kids and I'm like,
36:47
I, I have a problem watching stuff with teenagers in it now
36:49
because everyone who writes for teenagers tries to make them
36:52
really woke and really like, you know, like it's just, it's
36:56
alienating to to watch adults writing for kids now.
37:02
But these kids talk about fucking Dicks and stuff like and
37:05
the main girl, Larusso's daughter, like she gets bullied
37:09
because everyone thinks she sucked a bunch of guys Dicks.
37:11
Do you know what I mean? Like like the it's, it's just,
37:15
it's good stuff. It's.
37:17
Yeah, it's definitely worth a watch.
37:19
I enjoyed watching it and I'm looking forward to seeing the
37:21
the end of it. But yeah, just, it's, I just, I
37:25
just love it. Like it just keeps bringing back
37:27
old characters and giving them sort of like because some people
37:30
they were in the movies and then never seen again, never acted.
37:33
And they're still, yeah, they're back again.
37:35
They found him. Yeah, Yep.
37:36
Yep. He's Mr. Miyagi in it, I think.
37:39
He's dead, isn't he? He's dead, he's not in it.
37:41
He's mentioned. They talk about him a lot.
37:43
Yeah, right. There's a lot of photos on a lot
37:46
of walls that are screenshots from Karate one and two, and
37:50
it's like I don't remember seeing a guy there taking a
37:52
picture. Of this shit like that happened.
37:57
But I didn't have any pictures. This is.
38:00
Surveillance footage, Mr. Hunt, and it's like him fucking the
38:03
cables in the room. It's like what?
38:05
You have footage of that, but. I'm gonna say daddy.
38:08
He's very caught up on a guy that he knew for about 5 years.
38:13
Four years later. Less like one school term.
38:19
Yeah, it's true. It's true.
38:22
The only people whose names I remember from high school are
38:24
like you and like 6 other people who I see.
38:28
Yeah. I feel bad.
38:30
Sometimes I'll get a request on Facebook and I'm like, I don't
38:33
know who you are. We've been a long time together
38:35
in high school. Yeah.
38:37
You were a person in my class. Yeah, I see that I've run into
38:41
people and that every now and again they go, Oh yeah, we were
38:43
such and such. And I I have no memory of you
38:46
that sounds like. Something, Matt, that you would
38:48
write on somebody's going away card.
38:50
If you didn't know them very well, you were a person.
39:02
I do recall that name from roll call.
39:06
Yeah, yeah, That happened to me the other day, actually,
39:10
literally that I was reading, I was going to say a newspaper.
39:13
It wasn't a newspaper, it was online, but I was reading the
39:16
news. And the don't do that.
39:19
Well, this was about, this is about the credit director of the
39:24
Sydney Festival stepping down. OK.
39:26
And so it was or something. She you've done it now.
39:31
Oh, sorry. I've done it.
39:33
No, but I was like, I know that name.
39:35
That's a girl from my fucking roll call in high school.
39:39
And I like Google. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah.
39:41
And it makes sense that she went became a, you know, outs council
39:45
board member so. Yeah, that was the school she
39:48
went to. That's.
39:48
Basically the yearbook most likely to become an Outs Council
39:51
board member. Yeah, and I write in her
39:57
yearbook. I think I remember you from
39:59
writing. I actually even just forgot that
40:04
there used to be a thing as roll call.
40:07
Yeah, I dated. From my roll call once I dated
40:10
somebody I had no other classes with but I just knew from.
40:13
Oh yeah, from roll call roll. Call had another name.
40:16
What did that? Fuck it, what was the other name
40:18
for that? Homeroom, but that's amazing.
40:19
Homeroom. Homeroom.
40:20
Yeah, we did it, Yeah. Because I remember going to roll
40:22
Call because you'd get marked off.
40:23
Yes, you're here. And then we are pissed off to
40:25
Dick's house and get drunk and play Nintendo.
40:28
So why don't you go to Roll call like it wasn't a year?
40:31
Because roll call also it was by last name yes.
40:36
So I was just with all the Ms. from 7:00 to 12:00.
40:40
It was so weird. It's such a weird way to do it.
40:42
But it was also the same in primary school, like you were
40:45
just sorted by your last name and now you're red group and
40:49
blue group and yellow group. But there was no.
40:54
I mean, it was just to make sure.
40:54
Everybody was there. That's true.
40:56
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess so, yeah.
40:58
And which I assume is so they're liable or not liable if
41:02
something happens to you on that day.
41:03
There's probably that's the only way we make provision.
41:05
In the in the school contract your parents sign that says if
41:07
they're not in the homeroom it's not a problem.
41:09
Yeah, but the problem is I went to that, then I piss off.
41:13
Yeah, well. But yeah, liable.
41:15
Just to be clear, you didn't go and create mischief around town,
41:18
You went to Dick's house to play Nintendo.
41:20
So. Yeah, we call.
41:21
They're probably good problems. At all.
41:25
Even when we used to hang out at the quicks, which is a which is
41:29
a. Garage thing we we.
41:31
Stopped robberies well, I remember one time they got upset
41:34
with us and went like you can't hang around anymore we didn't
41:37
hang around that next time and they got robbed and then the
41:39
next time was yeah, you can hang around at night if you want
41:42
because. Refill free refills on your
41:44
drinks and stuff. Yeah, we changed.
41:46
I remember changing people's tires.
41:48
We never caused problems. Against the will.
41:51
I helped. I helped the lady we break into
41:54
her own car when she locked her keys in.
41:56
Yeah, at. Night we helped the set her out
41:58
and smoked and drank, not drank. We didn't really drink.
42:02
I smoked and just walked. No, we didn't drink.
42:04
And I was talking about some of that.
42:05
The other bit, somebody said to me like, because at the time I'd
42:08
just be like, oh, it's about 10:30, I'll put on my fucking.
42:11
Someone will be there. And go there.
42:13
My mom would be like, oh, who you meet?
42:14
I'm like, no one but somebody. Someone will be there.
42:16
And if not, I'll just talk to Leif, who works there, like,
42:19
until someone rocks up. Yeah.
42:20
But somebody was talking to me the other day about like, oh,
42:22
when you're 14, 15, you start really drinking at parties and
42:25
stuff. Like I, I didn't.
42:27
And they're like, what? Didn't you go to parties?
42:29
I'm like, yeah, I did. But taking my computer, these
42:31
parties, like, yeah, unhooking my PC, it wasn't booze.
42:37
No. There was a couple of women
42:38
there, but that was only the ones that got brought along and
42:40
were like, can we go now? Go now.
42:43
The worst part was when you had the labs set up and then you'd
42:46
been drinking coke all night, smoking and didn't forget which
42:49
can you'd been using as your ashtray.
42:52
You take that sip. I've definitely done that.
42:55
Yeah, I brought Michelle to a party once at Dave's house.
42:58
Didn't stick around. Yeah, I think we've all done it.
43:02
You're like you into this at all.
43:04
And also, I think it made everybody.
43:06
Create a big line. Because it was.
43:08
Yeah, that's right. Because it's Joe's sister and I
43:10
was like, I didn't understand the dynamic at that point.
43:13
That's. Right.
43:14
Yeah, because we all knew Joe. Yeah, no, I didn't got to know
43:18
him that, got to know him dangerously.
43:22
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
43:24
I get along with Joe great. No, no, Joe's cool.
43:26
We've we've since hung out. Yeah, just at the time.
43:29
Yeah, like I wasn't doing his sister.
43:31
So he literally had no. Problem with me, he threatened
43:35
to murder me. I would literally threatened to
43:37
murder. Me, I would have.
43:38
We all would have. Literally threatened to murder
43:40
me and yeah, but then bought me a drink years later.
43:44
What sort of funny, Yeah. I'm sorry about that.
43:45
He was also a bit of a bad horror himself though.
43:48
But the second was his sister, not yeah.
43:52
It was it was a more complicated situation to do with other
43:55
people and we don't need to get into it.
43:57
On the show. It was not the after I I
44:00
understand now com I understand. That it was not entirely his
44:03
fault, that he was mad at me. Somebody else told him some
44:06
nonsense, yes. So yeah.
44:10
People ruin it for everyone. Make a gun.
44:20
I just watched it just before we started recording and.
44:23
I like the teaser trailer more than I like this.
44:25
I must admit I'm not sure now. The thing with this is.
44:29
It looks like the old not a gun movies.
44:31
Yes, have realized that. I don't know if that's a good
44:33
thing or not. That's what exactly what I was
44:36
thinking too. I was like this looks fucking
44:37
stupid but then but that's the naked gun.
44:40
That's. What it is like when I was when
44:43
it starts off the new trailer, it's starting to seem like it's
44:45
a bit more serious and like when you kill a man for the first
44:49
time like it's and then it's and then you find out you love it.
44:53
Yeah, yeah. And then he's ripping because I
44:56
remember those. Kind of gags like in the first
44:58
one where he's like snooping in that person's house and he opens
45:01
the drawer and goes bingo and then pulls out a bingo card.
45:04
Like that's the level of humor. The whole thing about those
45:07
shows was it's just joke, joke, joke, joke, joke.
45:11
There's not really a story, it's just how many jokes the.
45:14
Plot is designed to be. Funny.
45:17
Yeah, it did. But plots?
45:19
Just jokes. It's just new jokes strung
45:21
together. Yeah.
45:23
Look, I want to enjoy this. I think I can enjoy it.
45:27
I just have to remind myself what this is before I see it
45:32
like and not expect it to be something else.
45:35
Like just imagine thing this your age in the 80s and watching
45:40
it now because you'll. Probably love it.
45:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I remember the Naked Gun
45:45
movies were always. Do you remember?
45:47
I don't know this. I mean, there's no TV anymore
45:50
anyway, but there used to be an 830 movie on pretty much every
45:53
night of the week. Just 830 was a movie.
45:55
Later they changed it. But when I was a kid, 830 was a
45:57
movie. But then 1030 was also a movie.
46:00
And basically if there was breasts or swearing.
46:03
You want 1030. 30 movie, not the 830 movie.
46:07
So you had ET 1st and then you had Naked Gun or something like
46:12
that in that range for the 1030 movie.
46:14
So, and obviously was I've never allowed to.
46:17
The annoying thing, the thing I hate is, is it's going to come
46:21
out on August 1st. I'm not going to be able to see
46:23
it. I'm going to be in Vietnam then,
46:27
just can't see. It on that day.
46:29
Well, no, no, no, I'm. I'm came.
46:32
To go. I want to watch it.
46:33
I want to go to the movies more, but I'm going to be travelling
46:37
in Oh, see? Can't they do have, they do have
46:42
movie cinemas in Vietnam, if that's where you're going to be.
46:45
Yeah, but I don't want to read. You know you won't because it
46:50
will be in English and the subtitles you can.
46:52
Probably just. Wouldn't they dub it you?
46:56
Put English subtitles. Yeah, that.
46:59
Would be very funny. They wouldn't do that.
47:03
No, but I when I was there, I don't remember seeing a movie
47:06
theatre. They're definitely movie
47:08
theatres. They've got, they must have, but
47:10
theatres? I've not seen a movie in a movie
47:12
theatre in Vietnam. I've seen movies in movie
47:14
theatres in Thailand. So I and if they do in Thailand,
47:18
they definitely do in Vietnam. Yeah, what?
47:20
I was there. I just never saw one.
47:23
How long are you going to see the?
47:24
Philippines. Well, I'm planning to go to
47:27
hospital for a week, get pumped full of ketamine.
47:31
I'm going to do that in about 3 weeks.
47:33
Well. Dan and I'll do that before we
47:35
do our BT too. But if you if you want to get
47:37
pumped for the ketamine and you're going to Southeast Asia,
47:40
just I'll hook it up and then taking your own pizza to the
47:44
pizza shop. Like although I am not taking
47:48
any drugs to Southeast Asia, we'll take the.
47:53
Border control will be like, do you have any drugs?
47:55
And you'll be like the drugs are already inside me and.
47:57
They'll be like what? Well, the first time I did go to
48:02
Vietnam last year, when I did rock up the customs, I went.
48:05
I have drugs, which was a little scary.
48:09
They laughed at me, thank God. They weren't used to just having
48:12
people blurt that out I suppose. Although I'm used when I say
48:15
like I'm getting my prescription and stuff.
48:17
I'm off to get drugs or something.
48:18
Like it's just how I say it. And then I got, yeah, yo, I have
48:22
drugs in the airport, but no, I'm going to go Vietnam and then
48:26
down the Cambodia and that'll be about 17 days and everything got
48:29
a little trip up in Thailand. You know, I'm thinking about
48:33
maybe ducking across to Japan for 11 days and then ducking
48:38
back to Thailand to go to an all inclusive resort and just relax
48:41
for a week. So it could be gone for like 2
48:44
months. I mean that does.
48:46
Sound and. Sick.
48:47
Yeah, that sounds great. And cheap.
48:51
Yeah, not Japan. Japan.
48:54
Not Japan though. Everything else, yes.
48:56
Well, the thing about the Japan trip, like I can get like an 11
48:59
day tour for like 3003 and a half, 4000 and getting a flight
49:04
from Asia to there is like 500 bucks.
49:07
So yeah, getting a flight from here to there is expensive, but
49:10
yeah. You'll already be there.
49:14
Yeah, that sounds great. And they cut off.
49:21
Yeah. So it's.
49:22
So do one last trip with my leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:25
I'm trying to think of different ways you could just really get
49:29
your money's worth out of that leg or you still have it.
49:31
I don't. Know.
49:34
But three legged race just. Oh, I can't run as it is.
49:39
Yeah, that's not right. You got to do much.
49:42
But one thing I'd love to do before I lose it is drive a
49:45
manual car again. Oh.
49:48
Sure, yeah. But I don't know where to find
49:51
one. No, I know, right?
49:53
Yeah. They have.
49:55
I got a euro. They're not that common.
49:58
My brother, you can buy like a BM WM2, which is Oh yeah, manual
50:02
because I don't even know if they make that in order.
50:04
Oh, they probably do, but yeah, it's very nice.
50:07
Yeah, he. Brought it used to be funny to
50:08
get a manual. Was the cheaper version,
50:11
although it used to cost more and now yeah, you barely find a
50:14
manual. And in terms of numbers, they
50:16
would make way more manuals and they would only make you know,
50:19
you know, one, one run of the autos.
50:22
But now we're heading off to where we are and everything's on
50:26
electric manuals are going to disappear.
50:28
Yeah, it's true. But even even we're not
50:30
electric. The latest Supra, Toyota Supra
50:33
didn't come out with a manual. It owned auto.
50:36
And it's like Rev heads. Yeah, like buying a Supra.
50:40
Yeah, here's my Supra auto. Just something.
50:43
You put it in drive, or if a sober citizen, put it in tea.
50:49
She said yeah, for trouble. That's so funny.
50:52
That's got to be a sketch. That's good.
50:54
Write that down. I've been watching, you probably
50:57
know this guy Luke Gavel Gazes is a YouTube channel and it's, I
51:03
mean, there's, I know there's tons of them.
51:05
This is 1 I happen to stumble upon, but it's just court cases
51:07
of a judge dealing with various things and I guess sovereign
51:12
citizens come up frequently these days.
51:14
Scary how often they come. Up because they'll be talking
51:18
about what this someone did and then they'll say something about
51:21
he had a they say, oh, he has a license plate that just said
51:23
traveller and then the judge would go oh, fuck.
51:26
All right. Yeah, this is going to be fun
51:30
because they know it's not going to just be a Yes, I was.
51:33
Yeah, you caught me. I'll pay.
51:35
It's going to be a it's going to be a lot of word salad.
51:38
Yeah. And he's like, because like, I
51:40
see. OK, you're not allowed to drive
51:42
anymore. Yeah.
51:43
Yeah, I love the ones where cops pull them over and they're like,
51:49
I'm filming you and he's like, great, I'm also filming you dig
51:51
head and I know the law like no, I know the law at night.
51:54
You know a website that you went to and I will literally break
51:57
this window and physically drag you out of this car.
52:01
And I'm well within my right, but I just, I don't.
52:05
Get the sovereigns. Normally what happens is they
52:07
will lose their license and then they'll look how can I drive
52:11
without one and then they go down the rabbit hole or I don't
52:15
need one because it's traveling and then it's sort of like,
52:19
don't you in America, yes, you have the right to travel between
52:23
states. That is your absolute right.
52:25
I. Do.
52:26
How you travel is not a. Right, right.
52:30
Yeah, I was just thinking, So it's basically saying you can go
52:33
anywhere you want in the United States if you're a citizen.
52:35
Of the United States, basically what it's what the right to
52:37
travel is in America is you have the right to go between States
52:41
and you have the same rights as when you travel into new state,
52:44
you have the same rights as any citizen that's in that state.
52:47
Of that state, OK Of that state. That's all it is.
52:50
Because there was that slave that got taken by his master
52:53
into a into a non a non slave state.
52:57
And he was like. I'm not a slave anymore.
52:59
Yeah, and tried to tried to sue. You know, I'm talking like the
53:03
the 1850s. I'm.
53:05
Not, no. Not last week.
53:06
No go on Google. You'll see it, but that's
53:09
actually what it's about. It's about having your same
53:11
rights when you travel across state borders.
53:13
That's what it's about. But you can go to Vermont by
53:15
fire. Is even if they're not available
53:17
in Tennessee. Yes, but yeah, people just you.
53:21
Can't get in trouble. You bring them back back.
53:23
Like, for example, yeah, if I go to New Hampshire, buy a bunch of
53:25
shit, bring them back into Rhode Island, the cops could say you
53:27
can't have that, mate. Yeah, yeah.
53:30
It's the same way with marijuana as well.
53:32
Yeah. Is that not just?
53:35
Cross the board. OK, now.
53:37
No, no, federally it's still not legal.
53:41
No. OK, it it is.
53:43
It's everywhere now here. We've literally on the way to
53:46
work now. There's literally a drive
53:47
through weed shop on the side of the highway.
53:50
I just think it's funny. It's like we went from you can't
53:55
have this as fucking illegal and you'll be arrested for it too.
53:58
There is a fucking. Weed.
53:59
McDonald's. There are still people in jail.
54:02
Yeah. The weeds, but.
54:04
Escalated very quickly. Literally drive through weed, so
54:09
funny. I mean, I'm hardly surprised.
54:12
The thing It stinks. Stinks worse.
54:17
Than I grew I don't like I'd enjoy the smell of it Smell
54:19
yeah, but again. I walked past someone smoking a
54:21
cigarette the other day, which has not happened to me in years,
54:24
and I was like, oh. It looked like that.
54:25
Glorious. I know.
54:26
I loved that it smelled good. Yeah.
54:28
Yeah, that weed. But though I just find that that
54:31
marijuana spells a lot. It's more potent and smells a
54:34
lot more than just a normal. Yeah, I mean, I don't like it,
54:36
but I. Mean it's just a weed that we're
54:38
sort of we're switching from cigarettes not being legal
54:42
essentially to that's why I don't think that's why I don't
54:46
know if marijuana will be ever legal.
54:48
Here because but people aren't smoking joints I assume they've
54:51
got fucking vapes, no? Some people do.
54:54
Here nearly it's they lined, yeah.
54:57
Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's, yeah.
54:59
It's I'm saying if you hand about in Providence, you'll, I
55:00
mean, yeah, it's pretty, pretty prevalent.
55:03
Last time I was in Lai went to a shop and they basically you come
55:06
in you get a free joint. To smoke while you browse the
55:10
store. That's back when it was medical.
55:14
That's amazing. That's great.
55:17
No, it was back when it was medical marijuana.
55:20
Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah.
55:24
And I was eligible for a license.
55:27
Yeah, I bet you were. I bet you.
55:29
Without lying, but. We don't like it so.
55:34
You just mentioned you've been watching a YouTube.
55:38
You don't have. And who was that?
55:42
Oh, the the channel, I think it's called Gavel Gazes.
55:45
I don't know that it's particularly better or as good
55:47
as other channels. It's just the one that I stumble
55:49
upon. And I was like, oh.
55:51
Yeah, that's fair. I'll I'll give that a watch.
55:52
There's a lot of. YouTube channel and I can't
55:55
remember what it is so I'll have to look it up and maybe I'll put
55:57
it in the notes but you guys might like it.
56:01
Have you seen this? It's a blind guy who's been
56:04
blind since birth talking about what he thinks things might look
56:09
like based on the descriptions people have told him over the
56:12
years. Like for example, they're like,
56:15
what do you think a colour is? And he's like, I have literally
56:20
no idea what a colour is, but I know that people describe things
56:27
that are blue in this way and people just describe things that
56:31
are green in this way. And it's so abstract because he
56:34
has no frame of reference and. Blind his whole life.
56:39
It's not like he lost it. So it's.
56:41
Yeah, that's right. But and then there's practical
56:43
questions. How do you know when it's time
56:45
to go to sleep, like the day night cycle?
56:48
How do how does that does that have any effect on your life?
56:51
Or do you just set your watch? Yeah, right.
56:55
It's so fascinating. There's dozens of videos.
56:58
I'd have to think that it probably does because it's still
57:02
about that amount of sunlight you're getting and stuff.
57:04
That would still play a part on that.
57:08
And I'm going back to that movie with the Bible, Braille Bible.
57:13
Oh yes, oh Book of Eli. Yeah.
57:16
Yeah, that was a good movie. I mean, it was good to have
57:18
been, but I. Enjoyed it.
57:19
I didn't. I didn't pick the twist.
57:20
I thought the twist was he was listening.
57:22
No, I didn't listening to it. Oh, yeah.
57:24
OK, to be honest, I'm not even sure I was expecting A twist, so
57:27
I yeah, it got me. Someone told me there was a
57:30
twist. Right.
57:32
Yeah, that's the most thing possibly happened.
57:34
And I was just going. Every time he goes to sleep, he
57:36
sort of puts in his headphones. He's listened to an audio book.
57:40
I watched that new, it's not that new anymore.
57:44
M like Shyamalan. Movie.
57:46
Oh yeah, Beach. At no, no, I've seen that one.
57:50
The one at. Trap.
57:52
Yeah, the one at the all. Over this is the concert.
57:54
I haven't seen it. I know Jenna watched it and she
57:56
didn't know it was like Shyamalan.
57:57
And you don't have any. Images.
57:59
No, no, maybe she got to the end and she went, oh, that explains
58:01
it, because it was not Shyamalan.
58:04
Yeah. And the whole time, you're like,
58:08
why is this untalented person playing this pop star?
58:11
Like, what kind of. And then it looks like starring
58:13
Jessica Shyamalan and you're. Oh, OK, well, this also makes
58:16
sense. But I was waiting for A twist
58:23
that never came because what I thought was just the plot and
58:28
was very, very obvious from the start.
58:31
Was the twist. That apparently was the twist,
58:35
and I was like, no, that wasn't the twist.
58:36
They he set that up from the very beginning.
58:40
He's not even trying anymore if that's he thought that.
58:42
Was going to be a twist. He doesn't he pay for his own
58:45
movies these days? Yeah, yeah, can't get a mate
58:49
otherwise. Yeah, and they clearly make
58:51
enough that he can make another one.
58:53
Yeah, I watched that one on the beach.
58:54
Old where everyone just suddenly got really old.
58:56
That was fucking garbage. But it was I.
58:59
Didn't see it. I'm still watching them.
59:02
I don't know why I but I am. I am still watching them.
59:08
Baby, you enjoy them secretly. I don't, that's the thing.
59:13
But I enjoy watching them. Yeah, I don't really.
59:17
Know I'm a masochist. Got to got to see them all.
59:24
We've got some Minecraft news and we.
59:27
Should mention update. We should pimp the Patreon.
59:30
If you if you like this show and you like Minecraft, yeah, join
59:34
the Patreon and you can get on our Minecraft server.
59:37
Yeah, and you don't have to be the the the highest tier, just
59:40
any tier, any tier patron can come and get on this in our
59:43
Minecraft realm. And I figured out how to do it
59:46
via a link. So I don't know if you manually
59:48
I could just you know if you sign up, I'll send you a link
59:50
and you can join if you want or. Or not because I went on the
59:53
other night and you know when you're, you know, when you're
59:57
playing at night as in at night in the game, I mean.
1:00:01
You could kind of you navigate by like torch lights.
1:00:05
So what like if you can see a light in the distance you like,
1:00:07
that's my fucking house, I'll head towards that.
1:00:09
So I was, I was on one of those things because I'd strayed a
1:00:11
little bit too far, got back to what I thought was our little
1:00:14
homestead. And I was like, this is not a
1:00:16
building. I recognize somebody else has
1:00:18
been here and built this house and I'm in the wrong place.
1:00:21
And then that happened once more to me.
1:00:23
So I it's my favorite part of the game is going in and seeing.
1:00:26
New things that's new by the people also yeah because there's
1:00:29
been another update so if it only make it meant to make it
1:00:32
look better as well it's. Fucking beautiful.
1:00:36
Interesting. I don't know if I've seen.
1:00:37
It's like ray tracing or something.
1:00:39
It's like especially at night. During the day maybe this
1:00:42
atmospherics I didn't really notice, but at night the
1:00:44
reflections on the water from the lights are beautiful.
1:00:48
OK. I think I'm going to make an
1:00:50
offensive sign. Well, it'll.
1:00:53
Try and stop you so. Yeah, it wouldn't even let me
1:00:57
write Matt's humpy on the sign when I very first started the
1:01:01
world and I built a little shed. It wouldn't let me have Fag
1:01:04
Cottage. Well, I'll just you.
1:01:09
Type it and then you go OK, done.
1:01:11
And then it just, there's nothing on.
1:01:12
There, it just disappears, yeah. I'm going to write it in sand.
1:01:16
But that'll. Work.
1:01:17
Then you've got to find it. I've got to find faggot.
1:01:22
I saw someone trying to book seats to see how to train your
1:01:25
drag in the movie The other day and then that doesn't.
1:01:27
Look bad, I must say. Yeah, it's all right.
1:01:30
You know, when you reserve seats at the theatre, This was in
1:01:32
Australia too. I think they they went to
1:01:34
reserve seats and then they were like, probably not this, this
1:01:37
showing of the film because somebody had reserved the seats
1:01:40
and it spelled out the word penis.
1:01:42
And then it was like, I probably won't go to this showing.
1:01:46
No, it's going. To be a quick.
1:01:47
Screening. Oh.
1:01:49
Yeah, fucking. Now or if?
1:01:52
You're just If you just want a riotous night out yourself, make
1:01:56
a exclamation on the end of that penis.
1:01:59
Like, yeah, if you're if I was 20 years younger, that could
1:02:03
lead to a great night. Now I'd just be annoyed.
1:02:09
That's the one reason, you know, you mentioned, look, you want to
1:02:11
go back to the cinema and maybe you can again now because
1:02:13
everyone else has stopped going. But I had to stop going because
1:02:17
the audiences were fuck wits every time.
1:02:19
And it didn't have to be a penis shaped audience.
1:02:21
It could be any shape of audience.
1:02:24
They're just on their phones, they're making and taking calls,
1:02:27
they're yelling at the screen. They come to a movie here,
1:02:31
pretty much screening. Yeah, that's mission possible.
1:02:35
I waited a sufficient amount of time that when I was there, it
1:02:38
was still still a bunch of people in the theatre, but it
1:02:39
was just people who actually wanted to watch the movie, not
1:02:42
people who said to be annoying. So.
1:02:45
Yeah, Yep. You know where there is a bunch
1:02:49
of annoying people though? And that's that's the after
1:02:51
party. In the Minecraft server.
1:02:53
Yeah. You know, actually.
1:02:55
Are are we still the annoying people in the after party?
1:02:58
Yeah. I guess we are patreon.com
1:03:01
forward slash. Dan's just making his feelings
1:03:03
know. Yeah, guys are really annoying
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me. I think about Minecraft just
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before we go. I was playing.
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So I guess we were at a party the other week and there's
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another kid there who was playing Minecraft on an Xbox at
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the time. And Lyra was watching.
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And the other day she said to me, do we have that creeper
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game? And I said, oh, Minecraft.
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And she was like, yeah, yeah. And I said, yeah, we do.
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So I on the Switch too, I got on our realm because you can do it
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from there. And Darcy was on as well.
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So that was good. Got to play a bit with him.
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And Lyra loved it. She was like, I just want to
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play this forever now, and I was.
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Like, yeah, I like to watch. I get.
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But I'll say this chat on any on the consoles is fucking.
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Ridiculous. Because I know, I know Darcy was
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on PC because he was typing full sentences that made sense.
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And I was like, and I felt bad that I was like, responding is
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very painful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So. If you're listening, and I hope
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you are, I apologize if I was not as verbose.
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It's really fucking and the switch.
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The buttons are flipped as we know.
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Of course. There so I would type out
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something and then I go send and it would go delete and that
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literally happened like 3 or 4 times and I was like.
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Yeah, this thing I I get yeah it's but when I go between
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switch and Xbox definitely happens.
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But the thing that happens the most on is if I'm on my Retroid
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because I've got emulators 4 Sega and Nintendo like and so
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literally on the same on that same controller you have to.
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But why is Nintendo different to everyone?
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Yeah. Like everyone?
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Yeah. Everyone can send.
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A label differently Nintendo. Yeah, Nintendo's Sony's buttons
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are labeled differently, but the bottom one is still select like.
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Yes, yes, and the one over here is still back.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Nintendo's like fuck yeah. Anyway, but after party we'll be
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