Latest / Clydesdale Media Podcast / Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Scott the Speed Reader!
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- 0:00What's up, everybody?
- 0:02We going blind today.
- 0:04Uh, uh, uh.
- 0:05So when that lunch bell ring, yeah,
- 0:07you know what to do.
- 0:08Hit play, stay strong,
- 0:09let the park carry you.
- 0:10Clydesdale Cowboy, yeah, we stay on track.
- 0:13Midday Kings of the mic, yeah,
- 0:14we always come back.
- 0:15Woo!
- 0:25From the gym to the screen, yeah,
- 0:27we cover it all.
- 0:28Midday motivation every time you press
- 0:30call.
- 0:30Lunch with the Clydesdale.
- 0:33Cowboy bring the heat.
- 0:35Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
- 0:38High-fiber hustle, yeah,
- 0:39we building that brand.
- 0:41Grab a plate, tune in now,
- 0:43you part of the fam.
- 0:49It's lunchtime.
- 0:54Oh, man,
- 0:55that was a nice hold right there.
- 0:59Scott with the run, ladies and gentlemen.
- 1:00Very nice, very nice.
- 1:02What's up, dude?
- 1:04It's a half-hour hustle, man.
- 1:05We hear.
- 1:09The half-hour hustle would last anywhere
- 1:11from forty-five to fifty-two minutes.
- 1:14Yep.
- 1:15Sometimes longer than that.
- 1:17I just, over the last couple of days,
- 1:20I've been watching the Lorne Michaels
- 1:22documentary.
- 1:23Oh, sweet Jesus.
- 1:24And it's made in...
- 1:29I don't even know how to describe it.
- 1:30It's made in a comedic style, right?
- 1:33As it should be.
- 1:34And because doing Saturday Night Live
- 1:36every week is so chaotic,
- 1:39everything else in his life is very
- 1:41regimented.
- 1:43He eats the same food at the same
- 1:45three restaurants.
- 1:48And so they would put up on the
- 1:51screen like...
- 1:52lauren's eight o'clock dinner and then in
- 1:55parentheses really eight thirty you know
- 2:01and it and it was that for the
- 2:02entire the entire documentary for
- 2:06everything he did and then the guy who
- 2:08does like uh tv fun house uh spiegel
- 2:14robert spiegel and
- 2:17animated some of the aspects of the the
- 2:20documentary and every time lauren says he
- 2:23was going to do something you see him
- 2:25just like dr evil like push a button
- 2:28and like in the then a servant comes
- 2:30out and does it for him i love
- 2:33it it love it it's really well done
- 2:37uh but it actually took me back to
- 2:39some of my favorite snl skits um if
- 2:44if you loved snl at all it's a
- 2:46great documentary
- 2:49And the one note you kind of get
- 2:53from it is, it's comedy, people.
- 2:57Yeah.
- 2:58Don't take it so seriously.
- 2:59Please don't.
- 3:00It's really not that serious.
- 3:02We're here to laugh.
- 3:05They showed a clip of him on Nightline
- 3:08where it was like the mid-nineties and
- 3:12people were saying that SNL was getting
- 3:15too raunchy.
- 3:17And a woman accused him on Nightline of
- 3:21being just like the Nazis in the brown
- 3:24shirts.
- 3:25And he goes,
- 3:26how the hell do we get from comedy
- 3:28to Hitler?
- 3:32Sweet baby Jesus.
- 3:34Yeah.
- 3:35All at once.
- 3:35Because you don't like what you're looking
- 3:37at on TV.
- 3:38I don't know if people know this or
- 3:39not.
- 3:40And I'm going to be in Star Wars
- 3:42Adventure, Mr. Lorne Michaels here.
- 3:43If you don't like something you see on
- 3:44TV, you don't have to watch it.
- 3:50yeah last time i checked there's four
- 3:52gazillion channels it is an absurd amount
- 3:55not counting streaming services not
- 3:57counting my tv came with channels yeah
- 4:03Like stuff you can just plug in and
- 4:05just watch.
- 4:06If you have an internet connection,
- 4:08it's really all you need.
- 4:09It's pretty much like plugging into
- 4:11nineteen sixty five sitcoms.
- 4:14But OK,
- 4:14there's also there's also a Baywatch
- 4:16channel.
- 4:18Well, well,
- 4:19we could not go on without a Baywatch
- 4:21channel.
- 4:21Dude, I'm flipping through one day.
- 4:25because they also have...
- 4:26One of my favorite shows of all time
- 4:28is Top Gear,
- 4:28the original Top Gear with Hammond May and
- 4:33Clarkson.
- 4:35I'm trying to find where it's at because
- 4:36they rearrange stuff from time to time.
- 4:38I'm just going through and it hits all
- 4:40of a sudden these...
- 4:41It's a bunch of weird sitcoms,
- 4:45situational dramas,
- 4:46whatever you want to call it.
- 4:49Damn, Stan.
- 4:49Yeah.
- 4:53And I said, does that say Baywatch?
- 4:56And sure enough,
- 4:57it is an entire Baywatch channel where
- 4:59it's all Baywatch all the time,
- 5:03and if that isn't enough for you,
- 5:04they're bringing it back.
- 5:07Yeah, why wouldn't they?
- 5:08Because a high-quality drama like that,
- 5:12there's still so many storylines to...
- 5:16Are they bringing David Hasselhoff back?
- 5:18Because if they're making it without the
- 5:20Hoff, I'm not watching.
- 5:22No Hoff.
- 5:23Not that I watched any of it to
- 5:24begin with, but I'm not watching.
- 5:26Yeah.
- 5:29I like a pretty woman just like anybody
- 5:31else,
- 5:32but that ain't enough to hold me in
- 5:34a show for that long.
- 5:36No, it's just not.
- 5:39There's only so much slow running down the
- 5:41beach carrying a little thing that I can
- 5:44deal with.
- 5:47You know, Trent and I are connected.
- 5:49So I wear my glasses today and she's
- 5:52squinting.
- 5:53Yeah, there you go.
- 5:57He's not wearing his glasses?
- 5:59I think she's actually squinting to see
- 6:01how low her fantasy score was last week.
- 6:05You're going to need some ice for that
- 6:08burn.
- 6:13It was the most popular show in the
- 6:14world at one point.
- 6:15Stan, that's just because... Sweet Jesus.
- 6:19We are not putting that on the thumbnail.
- 6:21That is not happening today.
- 6:22We are not.
- 6:24Good night.
- 6:27Anyway, moving right along.
- 6:29uh it was yeah it's the one most
- 6:32popular show in the world that's because
- 6:35it didn't matter what they said no
- 6:37transferred to all the different languages
- 6:40pamela anderson uh wouldn't carmen
- 6:42electoral on that as well i don't even
- 6:44remember it was like just a bunch of
- 6:47hot chicks that look good in swimsuits
- 6:50dude i honestly i did not watch i
- 6:54never watched it i didn't either
- 6:57I may have seen an episode or two,
- 6:58but I did not.
- 7:00My sister was all into it.
- 7:02When I was flipping through and it passed
- 7:04through the Baywatch channel,
- 7:05it was probably the most I've ever seen
- 7:07it.
- 7:08And that was maybe three years ago,
- 7:10something along those lines.
- 7:12Winter.
- 7:14Winter says she'll send me twenty dollars
- 7:15if I film a slow run on the
- 7:17beach.
- 7:19I don't live anywhere near a beach.
- 7:23Well,
- 7:23my comment was going to be all of
- 7:25Corey's runs are slow runs.
- 7:26That is also a fact.
- 7:29So just me running on the beach.
- 7:30Got it.
- 7:33That's something I do whenever we have
- 7:34burpees in a workout and I'm coaching.
- 7:36I say I'm taking people through the warm
- 7:39up.
- 7:39I'm like, all right,
- 7:39now I want you to do about eight
- 7:41slow burpees or as most people like to
- 7:43call them.
- 7:44burpees uh steve used to tune in not
- 7:48for the drama but for the production value
- 7:50the super high production value yeah yeah
- 7:54i'm sure and as always never hassle the
- 7:58hoff you can't hassle the hoff you can't
- 8:02handle the truth and you can't hassle the
- 8:04hoff
- 8:07Those are things we learned in growing up
- 8:09in our generation.
- 8:10Absolutely.
- 8:12You can't handle the truth and you can't
- 8:15hassle the Hoff.
- 8:17No.
- 8:18Hold up.
- 8:21Brooke Burke was on,
- 8:24apparently was on Baywatch.
- 8:26This is news.
- 8:27I thought she was just a travel show
- 8:28lady.
- 8:29I really, really did.
- 8:35If Brooke Burt came up and slapped me
- 8:38in the face,
- 8:38I'm not sure I would know who she
- 8:39is.
- 8:40I'm going to tell you right now,
- 8:42judging by the last time I saw her,
- 8:43you probably wouldn't be too upset about
- 8:44it.
- 8:46I mean, I've heard the name.
- 8:49Yeah.
- 8:50That's much better, Vicky.
- 8:51We can go with that one on the
- 8:53thumbnail.
- 8:54That can definitely go on the thumbnail.
- 8:59That can definitely go on the thumbnail.
- 9:00Okay.
- 9:02yeah the travel show for a while that's
- 9:04the only way i knew where i was
- 9:05like it came up and i was like
- 9:06oh okay apparently because how many people
- 9:10do those shows that you have no idea
- 9:12why they're on a show other than they're
- 9:14doing some sort of travel show come with
- 9:17me to wherever they're going you know
- 9:19oxford mississippi this weekend we'll go
- 9:22see all the sites and run around and
- 9:24all the things and you're like who is
- 9:25this person why are you telling me why
- 9:27this is a good place to go to
- 9:29i don't understand
- 9:31You know how our minds are filled with
- 9:33just useless information, like you, me,
- 9:36Sten, right?
- 9:40Why do I have a connection between Brooke
- 9:43Burke and Doritos in my head?
- 9:45Did she do a Doritos ad for the
- 9:47Super Bowl?
- 9:47Super Bowl.
- 9:48Yeah, almost positive.
- 9:51Almost positive.
- 9:52I want to say like...
- 9:53Why that's the thing that clicked in my
- 9:56head, I have no idea.
- 9:59No clue.
- 9:59I feel like Vicky's looking for it right
- 10:00now.
- 10:03I think it was even like the three-D
- 10:05Doritos.
- 10:07Ooh.
- 10:08I mean,
- 10:08that would make sense as far as the
- 10:09three-D part of it's concerned.
- 10:10If I pulled that out,
- 10:12that's an impressive pull today, huh?
- 10:15That would be a good pull.
- 10:16Or I'm completely wrong and just...
- 10:21Or you're just putting those two things
- 10:22together.
- 10:22It was some other book.
- 10:26But no, that does sound familiar.
- 10:29That does sound like it's right.
- 10:30Yeah.
- 10:32Dude,
- 10:33I've had a morning like at ten o'clock
- 10:37that we're supposed to take a break at
- 10:39ten o'clock.
- 10:41I said,
- 10:41I'm taking one today and I came down
- 10:43and beat the shit out of my drum
- 10:45set.
- 10:45Yeah.
- 10:54Steve said Frito-Lay executives are
- 10:55high-fiving each other right now because
- 10:57Scott's putting those two things together
- 11:00in his brain.
- 11:03Apparently it was another Brooke.
- 11:06I have no idea who Brooke Everick is.
- 11:08I don't either.
- 11:11No clue.
- 11:14Most Frito-Lay execs probably are,
- 11:16except the ones that work for CBS because
- 11:19we've been blacklisted by CBS.
- 11:21Yeah.
- 11:26She was on the top of my free
- 11:27pass list, just saying.
- 11:29She's a gorgeous woman.
- 11:32So I came down,
- 11:33I beat on my drums.
- 11:34And what I made the connection of is
- 11:36drumming is a lot like CrossFit.
- 11:39Sure.
- 11:40There are days where like you go in
- 11:42and you overhead squat and you feel like
- 11:44king of the world.
- 11:46And then there are days you go in
- 11:46and you try to overhead squat and you
- 11:48feel like Corky from A Day in the
- 11:52Life or whatever that show was.
- 12:02and like yesterday was what was a quirky
- 12:06day for me on the drums and so
- 12:09today i went back back to the basics
- 12:14and started over i'm i'm happy for you
- 12:18i'm i know the name of that show
- 12:20and it's not whatever it is you just
- 12:22said that's what's bothering me right now
- 12:27Oh, I think it had like Joe Cocker.
- 12:30So a little help with my friends.
- 12:33Yes, yes, yes.
- 12:36Is that what the kids are calling me
- 12:38today?
- 12:40Scott was beating on his drum.
- 12:42He didn't do it real good yesterday,
- 12:43but by God, this morning,
- 12:45he knocked it out the park.
- 12:46I did.
- 12:55CrossFit did a piece on drummer Josh
- 12:58Morande years ago.
- 13:00Life Goes On.
- 13:02Life Goes On.
- 13:03Day in the Life, Life Goes On.
- 13:05Same thing.
- 13:06Day in the Life is a Beatles song.
- 13:08Day in the Life is one episode of
- 13:09Life Goes On.
- 13:10Day in the Life is a Beatles song.
- 13:13Joe Cocker doing his version of a Beatles
- 13:16song for the theme song of that thing.
- 13:18I get it, dude.
- 13:19My word association brain works together.
- 13:24The drummer for Pop Evil.
- 13:25I did know that at one time,
- 13:27fake Savan,
- 13:28that the drummer from Pop Evil was a
- 13:30CrossFitter.
- 13:33And I want to say he showed up
- 13:34at a regional one year.
- 13:35Wow.
- 13:38Like the one I was at,
- 13:40like the central regional,
- 13:41maybe Minnesota-ish.
- 13:43Yeah.
- 13:43Again, like things are firing in my brain.
- 13:46I have no idea if they're connecting to
- 13:48anything today.
- 13:49It's okay.
- 13:49We put Brooke Burke in a commercial she
- 13:51wasn't actually in.
- 13:52It's fine.
- 13:52No big deal.
- 13:56We got stuff happening.
- 13:58Well, good.
- 13:58I'm glad that you got you a little
- 14:01bit of stress relief and beat on your
- 14:02drums.
- 14:04Yeah, I was looking at my numbers.
- 14:06I'm almost over ten hours of practice.
- 14:10Only nine thousand nine hundred and ninety
- 14:13left before you have mastery.
- 14:15Yeah.
- 14:16And I've taken one hundred and fourteen
- 14:18different little mini lessons in my five
- 14:21weeks.
- 14:23Some of them are repeats.
- 14:26I just don't feel comfortable enough.
- 14:28But the one thing I did find,
- 14:30I am a better barefoot drummer than I
- 14:32am with shoes on.
- 14:34What about one-armed?
- 14:35Could you work for Def Leppard?
- 14:48Yeah,
- 14:49he has a special drum set that plays
- 14:51multiple notes for him at a time.
- 14:54And he plays with,
- 14:55I would not be a good one-armed drummer
- 14:56because he does a lot with his feet.
- 14:58That's where I'm struggling the most.
- 15:00Yeah, that would bother me too.
- 15:01Every time I think about it,
- 15:03and I see them hit the hi-hat,
- 15:06but also hitting it with their foot,
- 15:07and then going back and forth,
- 15:11that part drives me bananas crazy.
- 15:13Well, the hi-hat,
- 15:14you can either have it closed or open,
- 15:17and that's controlled with your foot.
- 15:19And most of the time, it's closed.
- 15:21So you have to have your foot on
- 15:22that pedal at all times.
- 15:24Yeah.
- 15:25And then the bass drum,
- 15:27it's all over it.
- 15:29it's all over the map, dude.
- 15:30Like some days I think I almost have
- 15:33it.
- 15:34And then,
- 15:35and the biggest problem is as I,
- 15:37cause I'm a big dude,
- 15:38as I'm kicking the bass drum,
- 15:39like it'll slide away from me.
- 15:42And as the song goes on,
- 15:44like I'm reaching for it.
- 15:49They, they sell kick drum blocks.
- 15:52I think I need to get one.
- 15:53Probably so.
- 15:54Or you could just get something heavy and
- 15:55put it in front of it to where
- 15:56it just doesn't slide out.
- 15:59Yeah.
- 16:00I love this.
- 16:01Marco Calderon saying that almost Travis
- 16:03Barker level.
- 16:04Yeah.
- 16:04Scott, Travis Barker.
- 16:06What and what?
- 16:06Pretty much.
- 16:07Yeah.
- 16:07I'm the Travis Parker whose arms just went
- 16:10numb and can't feel a thing.
- 16:11I don't know if you saw it,
- 16:13but he had surgery like two days ago.
- 16:16Oh, no, I did not.
- 16:17He was playing a gig and his arms
- 16:19went numb.
- 16:20That's going to be not good for a
- 16:22drummer.
- 16:23You're going to need your arm.
- 16:25Survive.
- 16:25At least one.
- 16:26According to the dude from.
- 16:27Yeah.
- 16:27Yeah, he.
- 16:31He was he survived a fiery plane crash
- 16:41and all of a sudden at a gig
- 16:42like ten years later, his arms go numb.
- 16:44Yeah.
- 16:47so doms he said they they figured out
- 16:51like he's gonna be fine he's gonna be
- 16:53back to normal in a couple weeks but
- 16:56being known as like one of the world's
- 16:57greatest drummers of all time and your
- 17:00arms go numb that's gotta be imagine
- 17:03that's probably got a problem yeah
- 17:05probably a little bit of a problem okay
- 17:07he didn't put one through the arm to
- 17:09the window of a car and have it
- 17:10severed
- 17:13well in a car accident yeah not punching
- 17:16it no I've seen video that dude he's
- 17:20not big enough to punch the car window
- 17:22most people aren't honestly if you ever
- 17:24try to break a window on a car
- 17:25like an old car it's not easy to
- 17:27do yeah that's why they sell those little
- 17:30tools that you just like that are like
- 17:31a hammer that goes bam yeah no you
- 17:34can't break a window of a car it's
- 17:36not that easy it's not that it's not
- 17:39as easy as it looks yeah
- 17:44uh slapping the bass drum by the base
- 17:49drum yeah uh same same but we are
- 17:55same same same same but different but
- 18:00still uh
- 18:10Yeah, the tool is key.
- 18:11Breaks the window super easy.
- 18:14She's a police.
- 18:15She should do that.
- 18:15I'm betting she has that tool.
- 18:17More than likely.
- 18:18Probably more than one,
- 18:19if I had to guess.
- 18:26I was telling you guys this morning,
- 18:29I make the reels and I put them
- 18:30up on TikTok and Instagram and YouTube.
- 18:33what you're fixing to talk about i'm glad
- 18:35meg's here we we got a community i
- 18:38we did not a commenter got a community
- 18:42guideline strike against them for a
- 18:44comment they made on our hot sandwich take
- 18:48yesterday that meg said the only good
- 18:51sandwich hot sandwich was a grilled cheese
- 18:53yeah and the person respond responded what
- 18:58man boy
- 19:00Man child is strange.
- 19:02Man child.
- 19:03What man child thinks grilled cheese is
- 19:06the only good hot sandwich?
- 19:08Yeah.
- 19:08Somehow that got a community guideline.
- 19:11That poor guy got him a strike.
- 19:15What was said in that at all that
- 19:18would have...
- 19:22What world are we living in?
- 19:24I really don't understand.
- 19:26I really, really, really don't understand.
- 19:28That was the entire comment.
- 19:30How is that?
- 19:31How?
- 19:33I don't.
- 19:34Are we that soft as a society?
- 19:37Somebody is.
- 19:38Somebody had to report that.
- 19:41Somebody saw that and was like, man,
- 19:43child, not on my watch.
- 19:46Yeah.
- 19:50And went and reported that poor guy.
- 19:53Next thing you know,
- 19:54boys to men are going to be canceled
- 19:55because... Oh, yeah.
- 19:56No, you can't have men.
- 19:58You can't have boys and men at the
- 19:59same time.
- 20:00No, no, no.
- 20:01They already lost one member.
- 20:02Now they're down to three.
- 20:04They're going to be completely disbanded
- 20:07here after that.
- 20:09Oh, I saw that.
- 20:10I was like... I just was flabbergasted.
- 20:14Like, it's just ridiculous.
- 20:21They're going to get you for saying soft.
- 20:23I think they're going to get me for
- 20:24the Corky comment way before they're going
- 20:25to get me for the soft.
- 20:28Way before soft.
- 20:29Corky's going to get hit way before that.
- 20:34Oh, man.
- 20:37Y'all think CBS was just the first straw.
- 20:39That's a wrap.
- 20:40They're coming after us now.
- 20:42You know,
- 20:43yesterday I told you that Marshalls had
- 20:45gotten a lot better this season.
- 20:48Because it was a lot truer to the
- 20:49Yellowstone thing.
- 20:51Of course,
- 20:51the old person catnip crew have sounded
- 20:57off.
- 20:58This is too violent.
- 21:00I don't understand it.
- 21:02It's just not good.
- 21:05It was so good beforehand.
- 21:07It was like every other show that I
- 21:08watch.
- 21:10Dude,
- 21:11I was watching – I don't even know
- 21:13what channel it was on,
- 21:15whatever football game it was on.
- 21:16Apparently,
- 21:17there's an FBI and a CIA show on
- 21:22the same network that come on
- 21:23back-to-back.
- 21:24Oh, yeah.
- 21:25And it's just called FBI.
- 21:26That's your catnip.
- 21:28Okay.
- 21:29Yeah.
- 21:29fbi and in cia and it's back to
- 21:32back and i'm like you you have got
- 21:33to be kidding and then the next night
- 21:34is ncis in all the cities and yeah
- 21:37ncis and say yes across america yep yep
- 21:43it's uh so yeah so the characters casey
- 21:49dutton from yellowstone who is a navy navy
- 21:52seal and a and if you watched any
- 21:56of yellowstone very
- 21:58violently defended his ranch and his
- 22:02family all last season they took all of
- 22:05that away they basically neutered him this
- 22:09season they the first episode they take
- 22:11his son and they they kidnap him and
- 22:14threaten to kill him
- 22:17You threatened to kill a Navy SEAL son.
- 22:20His reaction was he killed three people
- 22:22right off the bat.
- 22:23That's the first thing that happens.
- 22:25It's like an automatic reaction.
- 22:26Don't get near him when that bad news
- 22:28hits.
- 22:29Which is probably more than he killed all
- 22:31of last season.
- 22:32I can guarantee you it is.
- 22:33He shot a lot of people in the
- 22:34leg in the first episode when I watched
- 22:36it.
- 22:39And that poor boy has been,
- 22:40Meg's got a point,
- 22:41that poor boy has been kidnapped a lot.
- 22:43Yeah.
- 22:45Like...
- 22:48And the crazy thing is,
- 22:50I see Vicky saying bad shot.
- 22:52They did not show him as a bad
- 22:53shot in that episode.
- 22:55Like everybody he shot at died.
- 22:57Yeah.
- 22:59Like how a true like marksman would shoot
- 23:02and kill somebody.
- 23:03Dude,
- 23:04I'm pretty sure anytime he held a gun,
- 23:06handled a gun in Yellowstone,
- 23:08he didn't miss.
- 23:11Like he was shooting at people from the
- 23:12back of a horse and didn't miss.
- 23:13Yeah.
- 23:16that was that was monday night or whenever
- 23:18it was sunday night but it and then
- 23:23i know you're not gonna go watch it
- 23:24not the one bad guy the one tough
- 23:28guy of the bad crew yeah are they're
- 23:31in like a stream and he's trying to
- 23:33drown his son and casey basically
- 23:37bludgeons him with a stone until he dies
- 23:42nice
- 23:43Which is so on brand for Yellowstone.
- 23:49Yeah.
- 23:50But it is not on point for the
- 23:51catnip network.
- 23:53Not for, not, we don't like that.
- 23:55Ooh, he hit that boy with a rock.
- 23:57I just, I can't watch that no more.
- 24:02CBS is going to bury it.
- 24:05They're going to put it on like Saturday
- 24:07at freaking one o'clock in the morning or
- 24:09something like that.
- 24:10New episodes of Marshalls.
- 24:12Tune in.
- 24:14Saturday, one a.m.
- 24:16What?
- 24:17What are you talking about?
- 24:19Yeah.
- 24:21Um, what else?
- 24:23Uh, I don't really,
- 24:24I do want to shout out Holly,
- 24:26you know,
- 24:26Holly data wad has been on sabbatical for
- 24:30a little bit.
- 24:31She is back.
- 24:32And if you notice like our episodes have
- 24:34chapters again, Oh, sweet.
- 24:37All of that is Holly.
- 24:39She's a huge,
- 24:40huge shout out to Holly Dugan, Data Wad.
- 24:44Hopefully,
- 24:45I think she's going to start putting up
- 24:46some new analysis numbers and stuff like
- 24:50she has in the past.
- 24:51She is incredible at it.
- 24:53Right.
- 24:54When she gets in a groove, dude,
- 24:56she doesn't stop.
- 24:57It's ridiculous.
- 24:59Anytime she apologizes to both Scott and
- 25:02me because she tagged us both in it,
- 25:04like,
- 25:04I'm sorry I'm putting so much content out.
- 25:06Yeah.
- 25:07Oh, no, it's terrible.
- 25:08Please stop doing that.
- 25:11Yeah,
- 25:11the only chapters I read are the chapters
- 25:13for this episode.
- 25:16Oh, did you see anything about,
- 25:19did you see a spin at all yesterday?
- 25:21I didn't.
- 25:22Yesterday afternoon?
- 25:22I saw the picks for Crash and that's
- 25:26about it.
- 25:26Okay.
- 25:27Did you see that?
- 25:27Not from the show.
- 25:28I'm just meaning from any of the Oracles
- 25:30or whatever on Instagram.
- 25:30Anyway,
- 25:31so Masters are competing right alongside
- 25:33the Elite.
- 25:33Oh, yeah.
- 25:34I was going to bring that up.
- 25:35Yep.
- 25:36Go ahead.
- 25:38What it looks like on Competition Corner.
- 25:40with the little guy with the walker on
- 25:43it.
- 25:44So I took a screenshot of that and
- 25:46I circled it and I sent it to
- 25:47David and I said,
- 25:50I am unbelievably jealous now that not
- 25:53only are you going to compete at Crash
- 25:55and do all the cool shit,
- 25:57but
- 25:58you have an old guy next to your
- 25:59name.
- 26:00And he said, how he said, I said,
- 26:03dude, it was absolutely hilarious.
- 26:04He said, I've been laughing for, for, for,
- 26:05for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:07for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:08for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:11for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:12for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:14for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:16for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:18for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:19for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:20for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:22for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for,
- 26:23for, for, for,
- 26:23for
- 26:24The masters and the elites are doing the
- 26:26same workouts.
- 26:28And you get put on the main leaderboard
- 26:32and seated with the heats as you are
- 26:36just another athlete.
- 26:37It's amazing.
- 26:39It's amazing.
- 26:40He said,
- 26:41the last thing he told me last night
- 26:42was like, he said,
- 26:42I'm just happy to be on a leaderboard
- 26:44five spots away from Colton Mertens.
- 26:47And I said, I don't blame you, bro.
- 26:48That's amazing in and of itself.
- 26:51um i laughed so hard at that dude
- 26:53like that was i didn't first of all
- 26:56i don't think anybody knew that that was
- 26:57a feature right so kudos to uh uh
- 27:04to mr jl how for for finding that
- 27:07in and making that a thing so we
- 27:08can denote the masters athletes that's
- 27:10that's an outstanding job um
- 27:15I just think it's a great concept.
- 27:16After the years of Caroline Klutz,
- 27:20and Rudy,
- 27:20both dominating the Masters Division last
- 27:23year.
- 27:24Yeah, really just breaks off everybody.
- 27:26Let them compete and get a push from
- 27:28people.
- 27:29And if Caroline beats them all,
- 27:32I think if you took her score,
- 27:33she would have finished second in the
- 27:36Women's Division last year as a Masters
- 27:38athlete.
- 27:38I remember that clearly.
- 27:42I...
- 27:43I think that is awesome.
- 27:44And I, I mean,
- 27:46and as Rudy is almost what he he's
- 27:49forty four.
- 27:51It should be up in forty forty four.
- 27:54Yeah.
- 27:55And to see where he stands against elite
- 27:57athletes, I think is really cool.
- 27:58Yeah.
- 28:01The funny thing is,
- 28:02his training partner is in the elite
- 28:03athlete division.
- 28:06Xander Majors and.
- 28:09It's going to be fun.
- 28:11It would be really cool if they got
- 28:12like side by side in the lanes.
- 28:14Oh, absolutely.
- 28:15It would be.
- 28:18People don't know Rudy Berger is
- 28:19unbelievably fit.
- 28:20It's just silly.
- 28:23It's absolutely just silly.
- 28:25So all masters in first heat should be.
- 28:27I don't think so.
- 28:28I think McKenzie Riley, Caroline Klutz,
- 28:30Hattie Canio.
- 28:31Yeah.
- 28:32They're not all going to be in the
- 28:33first heat.
- 28:34That's how they did it last year where
- 28:35they had just masters going against
- 28:37masters.
- 28:37But this year, JR specifically said, no,
- 28:40they're just going to go out there like
- 28:43we would with anybody else.
- 28:45So you're going to see the Rudy Burgers
- 28:48and the David Johnstons.
- 28:49On the women's side, you have Ashley Cope,
- 28:55Caroline Klutz, Hattie Cano,
- 28:57and Mackenzie Riley,
- 28:59all that have been top-end athletes,
- 29:02at least at the regional level in their
- 29:05time,
- 29:07I think that they will see higher heats
- 29:11than that.
- 29:12On the men's side, we have David Johnston,
- 29:14Hudson Frick, or Hudson Fricky,
- 29:18I can't remember how he pronounces it.
- 29:19I've interviewed him.
- 29:21Mitch Wagner,
- 29:23Roy Cohn, and Rudy Berger,
- 29:25and Zachary Gibbon.
- 29:28I think some of those athletes are not
- 29:30going to be in the first heat.
- 29:32Roy Cohn is another one that's super fit.
- 29:36Of course, Rudy.
- 29:38I competed against David last year at
- 29:40semifinals.
- 29:40That dude is ridiculous.
- 29:43And long time listener on the show,
- 29:45friend of the show.
- 29:48It's going to be fun, dude.
- 29:49I'm excited about this weekend.
- 29:50Yep.
- 29:53You said Roy Cole.
- 29:54Now all I can do is sing We
- 29:55Didn't Start the Fire.
- 29:56We did not start the fire.
- 30:02Rock around the clock.
- 30:06Yeah, we just go everywhere, dude.
- 30:10Who are your picks for Crash?
- 30:12Have you looked at the leaderboard?
- 30:14um i hadn't i i told me and
- 30:17david uh was coming back for actually this
- 30:21week sometime i said i'm not really i
- 30:24don't really give a damn who wins i'm
- 30:25pretty sure colton probably will um but
- 30:28i'm getting i'm re-upping like paying for
- 30:30my my subscription again just so i can
- 30:33watch david on tv like that's really the
- 30:36only reason i'm going this was always a
- 30:38fun one to watch because i was explaining
- 30:40to jennifer last night um that
- 30:45this is where you see a lot of
- 30:45up and coming people who are probably
- 30:48going to end up at the games either
- 30:49next year or very very soon um john
- 30:54george asks are they going to scrub the
- 30:55workout placing to keep the scores of
- 30:58elite with no interference from masters
- 30:59does that make sense i know what you're
- 31:01saying but i don't believe they are i
- 31:03don't think they are jr is taking the
- 31:05approach that they're you are all fit
- 31:08people you are on one leader board
- 31:12And then they will pull out the Masters
- 31:14to give them...
- 31:15Whoever the highest finishing Masters
- 31:17athlete is will win the Masters
- 31:19competition.
- 31:20Yeah.
- 31:21And win some money.
- 31:22Pretty good chunk of change.
- 31:26Yep.
- 31:26Shanna Bunt says Colton and Klutz.
- 31:28That's actually what I picked on Sunday
- 31:30night with Jamie and Carolyn.
- 31:33I think Lydia Fish is going to give
- 31:34it a run too.
- 31:35A pretty good run.
- 31:37But I just think I want...
- 31:41I want Klutz to win it just to
- 31:43mess it up with the Masters winning.
- 31:44That would be amazing.
- 31:47That's really all I want to see.
- 31:49I want to see a Masters athlete win
- 31:50both.
- 31:51Yeah, that'd be outstanding.
- 31:52That would be outstanding.
- 31:55I'm excited.
- 31:57It's going to be a good weekend to
- 31:58watch.
- 32:00Yeah,
- 32:00and the best part to what you're saying
- 32:03is not only is it the up-and-comers,
- 32:06but it's only six lanes.
- 32:08It's going so easy to watch, dude.
- 32:10It's one of the easiest competitions to
- 32:12watch because you're not trying to go wide
- 32:14with ten.
- 32:15You're not missing people on the outside.
- 32:19No.
- 32:19There's six people.
- 32:23Ortega, I know you're traveling,
- 32:24but you're not paying attention.
- 32:27There is no separate masters and elite.
- 32:29No.
- 32:30Everybody's on the same floor.
- 32:33Everybody's in the same heats,
- 32:35and however it falls, it falls.
- 32:37But they are going to pick out a
- 32:39podium for the Masters as the highest,
- 32:43second highest,
- 32:43and third highest finish on the
- 32:45leaderboard.
- 32:47They don't expect the Masters.
- 32:51Nobody's expecting David Johnson to beat
- 32:53Colton Mertens by any stretch of the
- 32:54imagination.
- 32:55But if he does, he does.
- 32:59But if he also happens to finish or
- 33:00Rudy happens to finish first amongst the
- 33:02matchers,
- 33:03then he's also going to get recognized for
- 33:05that and paid.
- 33:08I forget how much it is, but, like,
- 33:09I'm pretty sure there's a – I'm not
- 33:12sure there's an actual payout for that,
- 33:14which is good.
- 33:16Yeah,
- 33:16I know the elites are getting a lot.
- 33:17Like, last year we said grand,
- 33:19and it's going up this year because Flow
- 33:21Elite.
- 33:22Yes.
- 33:24But Flow Elite's so bad.
- 33:26Yeah.
- 33:31And Ortega has blocked me.
- 33:40Okay.
- 33:41Cool.
- 33:43Love it.
- 33:44So I'm going to go.
- 33:45I'm still going to stick with Klutz and
- 33:49Mertens with Lydia Fish.
- 33:54Lydia Fish up there.
- 33:57Yep.
- 33:58I would go with Colton.
- 34:03Actually, I don't know.
- 34:07I don't want to bet against my girl
- 34:08because she's going.
- 34:13But, I mean,
- 34:15Lydia is Lydia and is a games athlete
- 34:20as far as that kind of stuff is
- 34:21concerned.
- 34:21So I'm trying not to be a whore.
- 34:27Yeah, I hear what you're saying.
- 34:29I fight with that all the time.
- 34:31Yeah.
- 34:32because when you meet the people there's
- 34:34people that you like and they're people
- 34:35that you don't like after you've met them
- 34:38in person yes but it's hard to put
- 34:42on a pure analytical hat when that because
- 34:46honestly i'm picking klutz not because i
- 34:48think she's going to beat lydia but
- 34:49because i think i want the masters athlete
- 34:53to win the whole thing yeah because i
- 34:55think that would be cool as shit
- 34:58I love Sam Pugh to death.
- 34:59I really, really do.
- 35:01That's my girl.
- 35:03For real.
- 35:05No idea how she's going to do this
- 35:07weekend compared to the field.
- 35:08I hope she goes out there and smashes
- 35:10it.
- 35:11I really, really do.
- 35:12But as how it's going to go,
- 35:14no clue.
- 35:16I really like Elizabeth Wishart.
- 35:18I want her to do well.
- 35:19I love Hedda Cano.
- 35:20You guys know I actually was embedded with
- 35:23her.
- 35:24I want to see her.
- 35:26I think last year was a little bit
- 35:27of a down year for her.
- 35:29I want her to have some success this
- 35:31weekend.
- 35:32And I really like Caroline Stanley.
- 35:34But something has just seemed off the last
- 35:38couple seasons.
- 35:40I want her to recapture what that is.
- 35:45So those are the storylines I'm thinking
- 35:48about,
- 35:48but I'm going to miss it all because
- 35:50I'm going to be on the road.
- 35:53The country of the country girls out there
- 35:56on the field.
- 35:59I just like listening to her talk.
- 36:01She gets out there and she just,
- 36:02you know,
- 36:02we're just going to get out there and
- 36:03just going to do the fitness thing.
- 36:05I mean,
- 36:05she is as country as the day is
- 36:06long.
- 36:08She's fun.
- 36:11Yeah, just like you,
- 36:13she needs a translator.
- 36:15Sometimes.
- 36:17Sometimes.
- 36:17God forbid she gets excited and go to
- 36:20talking because I believe everybody will
- 36:21go ahead and just lose their mind
- 36:22completely.
- 36:25Banned by Ortega.
- 36:27There's no way.
- 36:31Banned by Ortega.
- 36:32Just add that to the list.
- 36:33CBS, Ortega.
- 36:36Who else have we been banned by?
- 36:39I don't, John George,
- 36:40I don't know if that's a typo because
- 36:45I don't know of a lose.
- 36:47Oh, yeah.
- 36:53I could not tell you, Trent,
- 36:54if she's still with Proven.
- 36:59That's what I was just saying, Birch.
- 37:00Sam is, that's my girl.
- 37:03I saw her two weeks ago at camp.
- 37:05Got to hang out with her and throw
- 37:08down with her a little bit and whatnot.
- 37:09And yeah, I'm also,
- 37:11of course I'm pulling for her,
- 37:12but do I think she's going to beat
- 37:14everybody?
- 37:15I have absolutely no idea.
- 37:18I want her to.
- 37:19I know she's going to give everything she
- 37:21possibly has and leave it all on the
- 37:22floor.
- 37:23She doesn't know how to do anything else
- 37:24besides that.
- 37:27So we will see.
- 37:28I'm going to watch.
- 37:30Oh, Liz.
- 37:31Liz.
- 37:35Liz.
- 37:36Yeah,
- 37:36because I could have gone a couple of
- 37:37different ways.
- 37:38Clutch, love.
- 37:44Ortega, I thought it was banned.
- 37:46She is still with Proven.
- 37:53liz wishart posted a video of the double
- 37:55rope climbs and her dismount was sick did
- 37:57she do a backflip into a superhero landing
- 38:00well she's a badass firefighter she is
- 38:04like and if i am a civilian in
- 38:09this country and she is a firefighter in
- 38:12my district that makes me sleep better at
- 38:14night yeah
- 38:23I say that didn't look a whole lot
- 38:25like Liz.
- 38:27There she goes.
- 38:28There she goes.
- 38:31That's going to be fun to watch.
- 38:35Nice.
- 38:37Yeah, that is pretty good.
- 38:45Crazy how much the guy on the right
- 38:47looks like me.
- 38:50pat thought i was jeremy one day actually
- 38:54more than one day because you know me
- 38:56and jeremy we look pretty much pretty much
- 38:59just like identical twins just like
- 39:03schwarzenegger and devito yeah if i grew a
- 39:05ridiculous mustache and just like shaved
- 39:07all this off and just let my go
- 39:08down to here you wouldn't be able to
- 39:09tell us apart honestly uh train says
- 39:14she'll be she would be starting fires on
- 39:16purpose
- 39:17You know that's a crime.
- 39:19I heard that's a crime.
- 39:23The Klaizo Media Podcast does not endorse
- 39:26arson.
- 39:30We frown upon it.
- 39:32We frown upon it just a tad bit.
- 39:37Although I have heard that fire is the
- 39:39ultimate cleanser.
- 39:45Just throwing that out there.
- 39:48Jeremy, I'm sorry.
- 39:54Jeremy said the fact that you haven't
- 39:55grown said mustache is disheartening.
- 39:58I have a picture of myself.
- 39:59I had,
- 40:00I got to go see if I can
- 40:00find it where I shaved off my beard
- 40:03at one point.
- 40:04This was forever ago and had just a
- 40:06mustache,
- 40:07which is all the more reason why I
- 40:09do not have just a mustache now.
- 40:13Cause I'm pretty sure people would see it
- 40:15out in public.
- 40:15They would immediately put me on some sort
- 40:17of list and not like a,
- 40:20not like a discount list or like a,
- 40:23give that guy some free Shavaka do list.
- 40:25Like it wouldn't be good.
- 40:29Yeah.
- 40:29I shaved my beard off one time and
- 40:31left a Fu Manchu.
- 40:32Yeah.
- 40:32Yeah.
- 40:35I,
- 40:35I look like I was in the post
- 40:37office on a poster.
- 40:41Have you seen this, man?
- 40:47So the same list you're on now?
- 40:49Listen, cold sandwich girl.
- 40:51Nobody's talking to you.
- 40:52Mm-mm.
- 40:57The one where you can't be twenty feet
- 40:59from a school.
- 41:04I know I talked about Top Gear at
- 41:05the beginning of the show,
- 41:06but they would do this thing on a
- 41:08segment called The News,
- 41:09and at one point Clarkson said,
- 41:12they make it so hard, you can't even,
- 41:15it's so difficult just to video kids at
- 41:18school nowadays.
- 41:21Hammond looked at him and said,
- 41:22we should try videoing your own kids.
- 41:24Yeah.
- 41:28uh cory knows it's five hundred feet
- 41:36minimum ah um so i am reading a
- 41:45book
- 41:47Jesus Christ.
- 41:49I don't believe you.
- 41:50So it's the Stallone autobiography.
- 41:54Okay, so no, no, no.
- 41:55So let's qualify that for people who
- 41:57aren't up to date.
- 41:58You're not actually reading that book.
- 41:59You're listening to that book.
- 42:03Same, same.
- 42:04It is not the same, same.
- 42:05It is not the same, same.
- 42:06Your ban on reading has extended itself
- 42:10because you are not actually reading that.
- 42:11You're listening to somebody else read a
- 42:13book.
- 42:15I'm listening to Stallone himself read it
- 42:17to me.
- 42:18There you go.
- 42:22Yes, it's being read to me.
- 42:23Fine.
- 42:25I learned something.
- 42:27I did not know that Francis Ford Coppola's
- 42:31sister is Talia Shire.
- 42:33Talia Shire.
- 42:34I actually didn't know that.
- 42:36You knew that?
- 42:37Yeah.
- 42:39I know a lot of weird Hollywood trivia
- 42:40that I don't care about because I actually
- 42:45read stuff.
- 42:45Okay.
- 42:50everybody has their cross to bear nick
- 42:52cage who is not actually nick cage he
- 42:56is nicholas coppola like that whole
- 42:58family's related dude they're all up in
- 43:00there it's nepotism all over the place so
- 43:03there's a story in the book about after
- 43:06rocky was done it took it stallone still
- 43:10was not like
- 43:12sought after right even after rocky no and
- 43:16france for coppola was filming getting
- 43:19ready to film apocalypse now and he asked
- 43:21stallone to come in and meet with him
- 43:25stallone comes in and he's made to wait
- 43:27three hours and still hasn't been seen
- 43:32and he goes to this little area after
- 43:35he goes to the assistant asks hey can
- 43:37i like i don't have all day right
- 43:39and she goes oh he's just busy and
- 43:42he could hear them like just laughing and
- 43:43teeing on the other side of the door
- 43:46and he goes to like a cafeteria and
- 43:48there's a cake and it's for francis ford
- 43:51coppola to celebrate something that that
- 43:54had just happened
- 43:56And Stallone got so pissed,
- 44:00he punched the cake and it splattered like
- 44:03all over.
- 44:05And so Talia Shire calls him and says,
- 44:08hey,
- 44:08my brother's really upset that you smashed
- 44:10his cake.
- 44:13And he says, well,
- 44:14maybe your brother should treat people
- 44:16like humans instead of like pieces of
- 44:19dirt.
- 44:22And I was like, damn, that is...
- 44:25Otherwise,
- 44:25I'll be punching more baked goods.
- 44:30Yeah.
- 44:34No, good for him, dude.
- 44:35Good for him.
- 44:36Stand up for yourself, man.
- 44:38That's a huge reason why I'm not going
- 44:40to be a part of Hollywood because I'm
- 44:41not sitting around waiting to talk to
- 44:43somebody for three,
- 44:44four hours at a time because they're busy.
- 44:48F you, dude.
- 44:49I got stuff to do.
- 44:52There's also a cool fact in there where
- 44:55He talks about the first time he got
- 44:58rejected for his talent and him being
- 45:01excited because all the other times he got
- 45:04rejected because of his voice or because
- 45:07of his looks.
- 45:07Because of how he talked or how he
- 45:09looked.
- 45:09Yeah.
- 45:11And the first person said,
- 45:12you're just not good enough.
- 45:13He was excited that at least it's
- 45:15something he can work on.
- 45:17Well,
- 45:17that means that somebody's actually
- 45:18listening to him and not just looking at
- 45:20him when he walked in.
- 45:22It sounds like you're talking like you've
- 45:23got a thing of rocks in your mouth.
- 45:25Hey, yo.
- 45:28Hey, yo.
- 45:29I don't think I can beat you.
- 45:34uh meg says i don't know if i
- 45:36could listen to that so i actually have
- 45:38to speed it up meg so that it
- 45:43sounds like a normal person talking which
- 45:47is which is an insane fact in and
- 45:49of itself
- 45:51I'm listening to the Stallone book.
- 45:52He actually narrates.
- 45:53I'm like, cool.
- 45:53How is it?
- 45:54Well,
- 45:54I got to speed it up because otherwise
- 45:56it's just not happening.
- 45:58It'll take me like seven years to get
- 46:00through.
- 46:00We were going to talk about it for
- 46:05a minute.
- 46:06It all started in the late seventies.
- 46:11Mark Phillips, you're correct.
- 46:12That's what I call speed reading.
- 46:16When I turn up the app to a
- 46:19higher speed, I am now speed reading.
- 46:21Go ahead.
- 46:22Put that at one point five.
- 46:25Show these people.
- 46:26Look at all how much talent I got.
- 46:28I can speed read an audio book.
- 46:31Speed reading an audio book.
- 46:33That is one of the Scott's unknown
- 46:35talents.
- 46:36He did not know.
- 46:37Y'all did not know he had.
- 46:38He can speed read an audio book.
- 46:39That's fantastic.
- 46:45Hey, hey, let's not get carried away,
- 46:46Jay Burch.
- 46:47I can go to like one five.
- 46:49Right.
- 46:50Like I'm not that good of a speed
- 46:51reader.
- 46:51Well, it's not even that, dude.
- 46:53Can you imagine Stallone on two point oh?
- 46:55There's no way.
- 46:57He would go from Leo to Alvin the
- 46:59chipmunk.
- 47:00Yeah.
- 47:01To garbled because you can't because he's
- 47:03already hard to understand as it is.
- 47:05And now you're going to make it by
- 47:09putting on two times,
- 47:10you can make it ten times worse.
- 47:11No, thank you.
- 47:13Yeah.
- 47:14But anyway, just wanted to share that.
- 47:18Yeah.
- 47:21With that,
- 47:22I'm pretty much out of stuff today.
- 47:23I went ahead and pushed his cake.
- 47:27I looked at the jelly cake and I
- 47:29was like, there you go.
- 47:33You can have me, Kate.
- 47:35You want to get some of this?
- 47:37He called it a jelly cake.
- 47:38I don't even know what the hell that
- 47:40is.
- 47:40I don't know what a jelly cake is
- 47:41either.
- 47:42My rings outside, jelly cake.
- 47:52Oh, good night.
- 47:54Yes, that it is.
- 47:55There we go.
- 47:56There it is.
- 48:00Oh, yep.
- 48:00Yep.
- 48:03I'm all out of slabs of meat.
- 48:05I'm all out of slabs of meat,
- 48:06but there's a jelly cake right here I
- 48:08can go ahead and punch.
- 48:10Got Francis Ford Coppola's name on it,
- 48:13but I ain't got time for that.
- 48:16My slabs of beef outside.
- 48:18I punched him right in the jelly cake.
- 48:28we're stupid yes absolutely all day every
- 48:32day i'll leave you with this in the
- 48:34lauren michaels documentary he was he had
- 48:37quit snl in and then he was looking
- 48:41to get busy with some stuff and uh
- 48:43steve martin called and said hey let's do
- 48:45a movie together so they ended up writing
- 48:47three amigos the two of them
- 48:50and uh lauren and steve go to meet
- 48:54with my little buttercup it's the first
- 48:57thing that comes to mind i saw somebody
- 48:58yesterday they actually show that clip in
- 49:02in the yeah documentary but anyway he um
- 49:08he go him and steve martin are meeting
- 49:09with people to like see if they'll pick
- 49:11up the movie and distribute it and all
- 49:13that kind of stuff and uh
- 49:16lauren goes i'm talking to him about well
- 49:18it's about these guys who trying to become
- 49:21friends and and doing like all this stuff
- 49:23and steve steve margaret goes hold on uh
- 49:27it's just a big dumb movie yeah and
- 49:30steve margaret goes and sometimes you just
- 49:32need a big dumb movie
- 49:34Steve Morton is the goat for a reason.
- 49:38He just lays at it.
- 49:39No, it's just a comedy.
- 49:41We're just going to be out there and
- 49:42just be stupid.
- 49:43It's perfectly fine.
- 49:47Everybody needs a big,
- 49:48dumb movie every once in a while.
- 49:50Yes.
- 49:51Yes, El Guapo.
- 49:52You have a plethora.
- 49:53What'd you say?
- 49:55I have a plethora?
- 49:59I haven't watched it in so long.
- 50:01Somebody was breaking it down.
- 50:02That's where I saw it.
- 50:03I saw a clip of it on Instagram
- 50:05and it was saying,
- 50:06imagine this dude walks in to like your
- 50:09bar and whatever, you know, old,
- 50:12old Mexico would never absolutely destroys
- 50:16a bunch of people and tells them that
- 50:19my partners are coming.
- 50:21They are worse than I am.
- 50:24And the next three dudes that come in
- 50:26is these three dudes.
- 50:27And the first thing they do is sing
- 50:28a song.
- 50:29And it's Chevy Chase.
- 50:32Martin Short.
- 50:33Martin Short and Steve Martin.
- 50:34And they're going, my little buttercup.
- 50:37Like,
- 50:38Chevy Chase is just sitting there playing
- 50:39the piano.
- 50:40You would be terrified.
- 50:43Be absolutely terrified.
- 50:44Because you'd be so confused, for one,
- 50:47and then terrified right there on top of
- 50:49it.
- 50:50you keep sparking so there's another part
- 50:53in the documentary where lauren michael's
- 50:55sitting at dinner with um john mulaney oh
- 51:00yes and uh john mulaney's telling the
- 51:03story and he goes and this woman comes
- 51:05up with this notebook that's got pink and
- 51:07fuzzy fur all over the outside of it
- 51:10and she comes up to lauren and she
- 51:11goes this is a script my husband wrote
- 51:15would you mind taking a look at it
- 51:18And Lauren goes, I'd love to.
- 51:19And he grabs the notebook and he sets
- 51:20it on a table and the lady keeps
- 51:22going.
- 51:23And Lauren's like, okay.
- 51:24Yeah.
- 51:25Okay.
- 51:26Okay.
- 51:28And she walks away and Melanie goes,
- 51:31you took the script.
- 51:32Like, and he said, you know,
- 51:36Charles Manson got turned down from his
- 51:38script and he sent Sharon Tate and the
- 51:42crew over to that guy's family and
- 51:46And he goes, you mean you're,
- 51:48you just don't want to have the next
- 51:49Charles Manson come after you.
- 51:52Yes.
- 51:53He said, yeah.
- 51:54Yeah.
- 51:56And then Melanie goes on to say,
- 51:57and then a couple of times in the
- 51:59seventies,
- 51:59they did some Charles Manson skits and
- 52:02squeaky from,
- 52:03from prison wrote Lorne Michaels letters
- 52:06that said, you've been a bad boy.
- 52:13My lord.
- 52:16Where's that at?
- 52:17I need to check that out.
- 52:18John Mulaney is a fantastic storyteller.
- 52:23There's so many cast members telling
- 52:24stories about Lorne Michaels.
- 52:25He's just one of them,
- 52:26but I don't know what it's on, dude.
- 52:29yeah i'll have to find it i just
- 52:32john lane is one of my favorite comics
- 52:34period and uh he he's a really really
- 52:38good like he paints a picture when he
- 52:39story and it usually ends up being
- 52:40hilarious so i would hear that here's the
- 52:43rest yeah he's at a table with fred
- 52:46armisen him and two other guys i can't
- 52:51remember there were so many people in the
- 52:52documentary it's hard to like but they
- 52:54were like oh seth meyers was there
- 52:57And they're all, like,
- 52:58feeding off each other with the
- 52:59storytelling.
- 53:00It's really good.
- 53:01I'll have to check that out.
- 53:06Lorne Michaels.
- 53:08It's just called Lorne.
- 53:09L-O-R-N-E.
- 53:10Yeah, I'm just seeing where it's at.
- 53:13Yep.
- 53:13So, all right, guys.
- 53:15On Netflix.
- 53:18It's on Peacock.
- 53:19Netflix and Peacock, according to Google.
- 53:23Beautiful thing.
- 53:25All right, man.
- 53:26With that, I got to head out,
- 53:28get back to work.
- 53:30Mulaney's bid on iced tea being on Law
- 53:32& Order is hysterical.
- 53:34That's a great one.
- 53:35It's a fantastic one.
- 53:37You telling me this dude gets off on
- 53:40little girls with pigtails?
- 53:42He wouldn't wait to get to the editing
- 53:44room to jazz me up.
- 53:46I'm already jazzy.
- 53:57Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy in the
- 53:59saddle.
- 53:59Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy in the
- 54:01saddle.
- 54:01Talking reps,
- 54:02real life strength in the battle.
- 54:05From the gym to the screen, yeah,
- 54:07we cover it all.
- 54:10Midday motivation every time we press
- 54:12call.
- 54:15Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy,
- 54:16bring the heat.
- 54:17Crossfit, movies, music on repeat.
- 54:19Half hour hustle, yeah,
- 54:20we building that brand.
- 54:21Grab a