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30: The True Story Of Cocaine Bear | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Come on, all right, hello, welcome to I saw this
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  Speaker 1: on the internet, A podcasts about nothing with friends that
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  Speaker 1: or something. I'm kem on stage. This Islulu Gonzalez. This
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  Speaker 1: is to hear more and Patrick Houston.
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  Speaker 2: You just don't know how you are. I'm not gonna ask.
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  Speaker 2: That's good. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Today's first topic is the true story of Cocaine Bear. Yeah,
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: do you know this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know either, Pat. Just give it to us
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  Speaker 1: that I don't have to read. I didn't predo the work.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the details. I read the story a
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  Speaker 3: long long time.
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  Speaker 2: Ago, but apparently before the movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, way before the movie. I think it was a top.
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  Speaker 4: I think some type of a drug plane or something
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  Speaker 4: dropped off a whole bunch of cocaine.
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  Speaker 3: A bear ate the entire thing and went on a
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  Speaker 3: killing spree.
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  Speaker 2: So the rere really killed people.
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  Speaker 4: It really killed I thought it didn't kill it. I
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  Speaker 4: thought it it like got high. And they said during
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  Speaker 4: the time that it was a high predator.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Pablo esc Bear esco bear Bear.
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  Speaker 4: That's such a cute name for someone who like actually
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  Speaker 4: killed people.
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  Speaker 1: Here's my question to you, guys, this is why I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ask this. Obviously a bear is up there
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  Speaker 1: for like, high on cocaine would murder you. What other
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  Speaker 1: animal if got high would be infinitely more dangerous?
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  Speaker 4: Lion? Lion? Brown bear is apex. There's nothing, there's nothing above.
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  Speaker 4: Brown bear really stronger than brown.
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  Speaker 3: It's grizzly brown.
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  Speaker 2: Grizzly brown are different or like a grizzly bear be brown.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're getting into.
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  Speaker 1: Because I know the White used to talk about this
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  Speaker 1: all the time. He was the white, the white from
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  Speaker 1: the office.
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  Speaker 4: Brown bear is stronger than grizzly bears. Though, right, there's big,
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  Speaker 4: they're bigger. I think that was a question Jim ask
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  Speaker 4: on one time, like what's tougher brown bear or grizzy
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: But he was like it wasn't a.
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  Speaker 3: Brown bear and black bear. That black bear was skittish.
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  Speaker 4: Ones that they say be big and you could scare
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  Speaker 4: them away.
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  Speaker 3: But brown you they're like, oh cocaine.
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  Speaker 2: That I was gonna say. Hippo hippos, I feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like a hippo hippos already just and apparently hippos are
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  Speaker 1: like vegetarians.
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  Speaker 2: They just people to kill them.
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  Speaker 4: You know that there are also serial killer hippos that
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  Speaker 4: coincidentally escaped from a.
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  Speaker 3: House.
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  Speaker 4: There was a bunch of hippos he had, and when
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  Speaker 4: he moved, they just went out. I think they killed
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  Speaker 4: they might have been I think they might have killed
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  Speaker 4: some people too, though. Our kangaroo on coke, I want
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  Speaker 4: to see, like a high coat kangaroo on coke.
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  Speaker 2: He jumped higher.
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna be stronger with the because they got they
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  Speaker 4: got talons on their hands.
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  Speaker 5: And I watched the video of how kangaroos kill you,
• 2:54
  Speaker 5: and they they lean on their tail and kick you
• 2:58
  Speaker 5: will go in your chance that the chefs open, because
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: I thought they would like, did you see them like
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  Speaker 5: brolic kangaroos.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be like spiring. So I thought they'd be.
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  Speaker 3: Like all their power is down there.
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  Speaker 2: You that tail.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you get stabbed in the stomach in all
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  Speaker 1: the movies, that's it, you bleed out.
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  Speaker 3: It's always seemed like a weird place to shoot somebody.
• 3:17
  Speaker 4: They'll be like somebody who needs somebody dead, and they'll
• 3:19
  Speaker 4: be like, that's like it seems like you're like, I
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  Speaker 4: just want to leave a window for you to come
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  Speaker 4: back later.
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  Speaker 3: I want to leave this real vague. A giraffe on coke.
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  Speaker 3: He was just like, it wouldn't even be dangerous. That's
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  Speaker 3: how they.
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  Speaker 2: Round.
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  Speaker 4: But he's too big to fight anything else besides another draft.
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  Speaker 2: So it's just trying to like.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Way down there. The white girl my.
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  Speaker 3: Head, Hey, you gotta put cocaine.
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  Speaker 4: Hella, Hi, put a tray on the top of the tree,
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  Speaker 4: the cocaine tree, the double in the tree.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, some I kind of crazy because animals
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  Speaker 2: don't know what drugs are.
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  Speaker 3: Like, Oh, this is a crazy, I mean wild.
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  Speaker 4: If it's first instinct with the sniffle line, though, Like,
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  Speaker 4: is that sure with this?
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  Speaker 2: What to do?
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  Speaker 3: I knew not to eat this meal.
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  Speaker 2: A gorilla on coke would be still gorilla on cocaine.
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  Speaker 3: Is scarier visually than I just realized.
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  Speaker 2: I want the cocaine bear Fast and Furious franchise. Year
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  Speaker 2: after year.
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  Speaker 3: She was a new animal, a new Godzilla.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cocaine gorilla we spotted by Coca cola.
• 5:08
  Speaker 4: Stressed out guy at a production studio. You never have
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  Speaker 4: any ideas, Johnson, Dammit, just listen to the colar bears
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  Speaker 4: looking at the movie like I was the first.
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  Speaker 2: I was the first shark.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy crazy that limit cocado the water.
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  Speaker 6: That's the only thing though, but they killing everybody in
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  Speaker 6: the water though.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody in the water.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because the drugs could fall off the boat and
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: then get into the water and you just have coked
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  Speaker 4: out sharks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying, but like that the movie had to
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  Speaker 2: be limited. It's like like the Meg the movie the
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  Speaker 2: mag is limited. He was killing people above the bro
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: but there's another he was. He was killing people in
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: at the beach.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I was a thing, why can the movie
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  Speaker 4: just take place in the water, Like what's that movie
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  Speaker 4: fifty fifty meters below.
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  Speaker 3: Some ship and was really good? Yeah, Like why don't
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: we just stay in the water. We could, we could.
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  Speaker 2: We're just saying like like if it was.
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  Speaker 4: Like life a Pie, Yeah that was I would want
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  Speaker 4: the sequel to be like the the animal coming down
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  Speaker 4: off the drugs. So now like cocaine bears like sucking
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: dick rehab.
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  Speaker 3: He don't know how to.
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  Speaker 4: Get more coke, so he's like selling ship, selling money, man, honey,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: That's why the animals come on. They'd be like Cocaine
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  Speaker 6: Bear in the hood like they did Lepre And I
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  Speaker 6: was like, why is he in the hood?
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  Speaker 2: Bro? Wow?
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  Speaker 3: This This is.
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  Speaker 2: Already a word idea. As it was, you were like,
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  Speaker 2: what's the worst?
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  Speaker 3: You gotta fit it on in a gold chain.
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  Speaker 4: But he's fully in human society. Has an apartment, he's
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  Speaker 4: selling furniture. He's talking to his landlord. Come on, just
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  Speaker 4: give me another bunk.
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  Speaker 3: He's like hopeless with other humans.
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  Speaker 2: The Sleeveland Brown sell.
• 6:55
  Speaker 4: Like the Hoya. He's giving a hello. BJ is under
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  Speaker 4: the four oh five. Let me support my habit. Let
• 7:03
  Speaker 4: me just happen in in your pissy for a little.
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  Speaker 3: Bit of coke, Just a little bit movie a bounce.
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  Speaker 3: I see a little bit, like a three hour drumroll.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't do any bare stuff.
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: The fool was, don't you want some honey? Honey?
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: I want coat?
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  Speaker 4: Why you think you're gonna pantong? He sold them ships
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  Speaker 4: for coke. I was sucking coke, and he's like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna keep my shirt on, just sucking other animals dicks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have coke, but thank you for that. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what you're talking about, I said, that's why
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  Speaker 3: I like the Gorilla's like, I don't know what cocaine is,
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  Speaker 3: but I would make sense that pool was note off
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  Speaker 3: a con.
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  Speaker 2: He hanging.
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  Speaker 4: He hanging with a bouncing tiger and a pig. That
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  Speaker 4: makes sense that Pool was high the whole time, depressed honey,
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  Speaker 4: Honey is cold for coke. He are just in recovery
• 8:00
  Speaker 4: where he's like, that's a beautiful day. I read some
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  Speaker 4: dark ship that every Winnie the Pool character was a
• 8:09
  Speaker 4: like a like like your was depression. Winnie the Pool
• 8:13
  Speaker 4: was overeating like inside out, Yeah, who's the little pig piglet.
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  Speaker 7: Breakfast breakfast. I didn't see that. It's just there's no
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  Speaker 7: way you couldn't. He thought it, there's no way to
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  Speaker 7: eat jets.
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  Speaker 3: That's coming to hear this set up.
• 8:47
  Speaker 4: Sometimes he take some opening the door from you.
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  Speaker 1: My mind had said, pigling, don't drug was like, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no.
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  Speaker 2: The key's time.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get it out before they just say big
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  Speaker 1: link to hear his way, funny, I had the right
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  Speaker 1: out to them.
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  Speaker 3: You think your timeline splits, like what what time? I
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: actually just said to here and we just had a
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  Speaker 3: regular that was only possible answer.
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  Speaker 2: I said, give it.
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  Speaker 4: We went with the asshole timeline where I just I
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  Speaker 4: just I just said what I wanted to say.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the shows we need we need a fan.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is hot. I got, I gotta
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: it's oscillating, oscillated. All right, We're staying in the animal
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  Speaker 2: kingdom for this next story.
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  Speaker 1: A cape cod lobster diver was swallowed and spit back
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  Speaker 1: up by a hump back well okay for thirty to
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  Speaker 1: forty seconds. Michael Packard struggled to with gave the wells
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  Speaker 1: mouth and wondered if he would be swallowed whole.
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  Speaker 2: Sea ward's rest.
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  Speaker 1: He set off early in the morning, scoured the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of herring beach coal. Suddenly something struck from behind. All
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, I felt this huge shovel. Next thing
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  Speaker 1: I knew I was it was completely black. Everything went dark.
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  Speaker 1: I said, oh my god, that I just get bit
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  Speaker 1: by a shark. Then I felt around and realized there
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  Speaker 1: was no teeth and I had felt really no great pain.
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  Speaker 1: Then I realized, oh my god, I'm in a well's mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a wells mouth and he's trying to swallow me.
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  Speaker 1: For thirty forty seconds, he still had no breathing apparatus on.
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  Speaker 1: He would be stuck in well's mouth until.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: Run out of the air. Oh, he didn't have a scuba nope.
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  Speaker 1: I thought to myself, Okay, this is it. I'm gonna die,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: and I thought about my kids and wife, girls, no
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: getting out of there. But then the whale started to
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  Speaker 1: shake its head backward, felt so zoomed towards the surface,
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  Speaker 1: and just like that, he was free.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: Oh he was white. He wasn't season correctly. I was
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  Speaker 3: about to.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: Say, well, there might have been a slight moment where
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  Speaker 4: he was just like damn.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Said.
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  Speaker 4: He was just like, damn blaming you eat krill, krill
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: got on me. Ain't no way crill salty water, you
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: ain't marinated. And they had a little bit. He was probably, hey,
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  Speaker 4: I have seen the wheel tongue on.
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  Speaker 3: Pitching his head on.
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  Speaker 1: Me.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: When the dude stressed the headphones off.
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  Speaker 1: The worst part about the story if he really did die,
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: imagine that his funeral and he was like then they
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: took the part where he meant so much he loved fishing,
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: and then he was by the.
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  Speaker 3: Word that's up part. No one would know what happened.
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  Speaker 2: True, he would just have been disappearing.
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  Speaker 3: He went away from him. My dad just left us.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, especially he's by himself.
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  Speaker 3: But just imagine telling people that story.
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  Speaker 4: You know my dad got swallowed by Well, if you
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: don't got a dad, just say you don't.
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: Trying to make close.
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: My dad chopped the mountain down, and why are you
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: giving me old trying to think of an urban legends
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: he was swallowed by a whale. After fighting it, he lost,
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  Speaker 4: He's succumb When.
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  Speaker 6: You going back in the water after that note, would
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  Speaker 6: you would you feel never again?
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: I would move to the middle of America, no one.
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't take mam, no washing up, no faups around.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Interviews like that always end with like, I'm out there
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: every day, bigger doing that. Did you go back in
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: the water holding up a lost you didn't learn nothing?
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: I'd be a whale hunter. I'd be like, how much
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: these whale is going for it? Because one of them
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: spit me out, I'm.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Trying to find it. It's your order story.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even revenge.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: You're just like, give me a second taste. You didn't
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: you hear me out? I was a little musty that day.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Come on, hear me master. You getting dressed ready to
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: go on the water like you're taking a shop.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: You don't you don't eat, I taste okay, spit out
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: a better mouth and they holds out like that's probably
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: when you heard you guys spit out gro dolphin swimming past.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, that's the unsulking spread within the kingdom.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: Sharks like no, I want to die. I ate already, bland,
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: mister Blair.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Wild fish that are also kind of gross Blair lack
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: of seasons, starfish like, I wouldn't stick to that. Did
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: he say he was at the bottom.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: How far down he was? I guess he was at
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  Speaker 2: the palette. That's super.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: You can't well, it is a wild thing to sneak
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  Speaker 4: up on you.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Awareness.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: We didn't have scoop.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's under the water. Yeah, oh yeah, in the water.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Have scooba get on like we know when.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: You ever been to Jamaica or island.
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: When they grabbed the lobster, the hands, they don't have
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: the gear on either.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're still in the boat, are they When.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: They grabbed he was a diver. Yeah he had stuff on.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that would be so he said he ran
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: out of air. So he was running out of air.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: It looks like he said his breathing apparatus got disconnected.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: And looks like swallow took piece of the thing out.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: People be divers really love that.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: It's hard.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: It's hard to get up, Like Creed was like, man,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: if I don't have my scoopa, what was this all for?
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: He never got broken bones, Like I feel like even
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: if you got saved that you had to get your
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: leg broken something.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: But they don't really chew, right, They just they just
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: they just take it to the head.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: That's how to hear me.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's a wild story. I'm surprised he brought him
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: up to the surface.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: He might not have already did what like maybe maybe
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: he didn't descend yet.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Oh you mean the diver.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Worse?
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine the swallow you?
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's you.
• 15:30
  Speaker 8: You.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're dying for you, especially.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Your bones just cracked, he said as soon as he
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: first of all, this same guy. This paragraph I didn't
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: scroll down to this part, but this paragraph says he,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: in addition to his encounter with the well, Packard has
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: survived the plane crash, confrontations with great white sharks, and
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: almost getting lost that seat. He said, as soon as
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: he gets back to fully healed, he's going right back
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: to diving.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: They'd be thinking like, oh, I conquered that, instead of
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: like signs to not like.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: It's never gonna happen to me twice animal win.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: God was like, okay, all right now, I don't know
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: how many times I.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Can warn you? Okay right?
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: And you got spit back up too, So it's.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Great, great, great party stories though, like you go to
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: you win?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Absolutely so do you win? I'm hands fun make thirty
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: million a year?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Cool? I got swallowed by well and did.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Anyone see it?
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: He's coming back with stories another failed dive.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: What happened this time?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I was swallowed by Ah? You were supposed to bring
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: up three pounds of yours? What if he broke his
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: divary equipment? And that was his excuse when they brought
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: it back.
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  Speaker 3: But this is what happened. Let me tell you. I
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: got a story for.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 4: You tell you what happened. It was what do you
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: think of outing through that land? It's like a whale.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Snuck up on you.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Humpback, whale snuck up on you, went like this and
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  Speaker 4: then spitch you back up just in time to come
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: back at the end of your ship.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Wow, And you didn't get what you were diving.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, telling I didn't tell you what. I was
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: fighting my business, trying to get.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: I was trying to open my mouth. You know how
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I do about nude. And then I don't know where
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: this dude just floating in my mouth.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I don't eat you.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Tastes like nothing.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Qrill was just like this big more flavor.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: You got to eat a million of them, a million
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: of them just to get a bite.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: That's why to think about animals, going back and telling
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: another animal, nigga.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: These humans, Wow, what happened my business?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 18:02
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• 18:05
  Speaker 2: how around I go around cape Cock.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Mind, you don't even like it's the weekends.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: This is off season October. I'm chilling looking for a
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: quill or something like that.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I don't pick my mon this nigga, the school of fish.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Get out wrong. Let me
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: grab a quick bike. You understanding, I'll swing back by.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Brother.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I'm closing my eyes as I do enjoy my meal.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I know a whole human is in my mind. How
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: do you get in your mouth? Nigga? I was just yo,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: showed it because I had just got I just woke up.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I told to go get dear water.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna Flynn fly.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Like that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: A little something in my mouth this this tool bro.
• 19:13
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• 19:20
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• 19:25
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• 19:32
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• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I was singing a time super coul.
• 19:43
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• 19:46
  Speaker 3: He's doing a confessional like do I look like I
• 19:52
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• 20:00
  Speaker 2: That's how humans do.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: First one was free Willie, like it was cool that
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Well was with out of captivity back here. He's been free.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: World was gonna do something and he's nothing. He world
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: went right back to regular after like three months.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: You know, I got a closing over there.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: He doing Tennis Seawell.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: You know nigg three times a day he shows, he shows,
• 20:29
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• 20:32
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• 20:33
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• 20:36
  Speaker 4: If he got all he can't do the world. The
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: world had changed so much, the scene had changed someone
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: that Nigga get out of Gona know they can't get.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Can't a justice society. The nigga low key institutional line.
• 20:50
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• 20:52
  Speaker 2: That's what they knew.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: That's why we got the term killer. Well, they weren't
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: killers before they went to Sea World. They were just regular.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Well like a human. Nigga, You the killer capturing me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I have to feel myself now I'm the killing. No
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: make that makes it. I was gro from shopping. I
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: looked at this. I looked at the school of fish, Okay,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: and these niggas called me on the way to work.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: They feed that niggas fish to.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Jelly fish shut aside, and nigga.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Gotta eat already dead fish. Nigga. Part of the whole
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: thing is may be alive. Catch it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Nigga him not adjusting back. He's doing tricks in the ocean,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: and they're like you.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Come down.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Flash waving wall.
• 21:48
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• 21:57
  Speaker 1: The dudes get out of jail, they all they do
• 21:59
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• 22:02
  Speaker 1: little farn like nigga. The circles you doing, Nigga just
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: going circle because he's afraid of the deep part.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: He said, Yo, I could go anywhere, anywhere. Brother, you
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: don't go. He just didn't want to. You can go back.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: It's not bad as.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Bad as it was. You see what I'm Nigga said.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: He's like, y'all, y'all ain't got no show. So who
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: y'all performing for nobody?
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: They're hunting. They're hunting seals and shit, they're like splashing.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Look at him having fun. Nigga joined the waves, splash.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: What's something with his face? Trying to take pictures with me?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: For like the fields?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: You don't want to pictures picture of that?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Nigga? What's up with his fan? Get some blue seat?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Where your marks out?
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Bro, y'all ain't got no merks. Where's y'all merch? Y'allin't
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: got no blue sleep? You get the stand bad right?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: You take it any time day night.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: You already work because the waters.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: You need the blue seat, you, my nigga, this is
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: what a deep divers. My boy, If you just love,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: if you just went up to fish like, it's just like.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: They're swimming away from He's like, and.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: That is.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: What are you doing here? They usually do the class where.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: You're human were you ain't got your own humans? Yell,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I'm running from you.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Wow, it is more this man is this nig? Wow?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: It's like, y'all you're making a hot over here, bro.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Fish, I've been clopping.
• 23:46
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• 23:57
  Speaker 3: It's three thirty right now?
• 24:00
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• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Check this? You got the sun? It's three?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry? What is time? It's all right, clocks out there.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: That's why it was so funny when he was talking
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: out the way, he was like, it's the weekend. I
• 24:19
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• 24:22
  Speaker 4: just now for them.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: They don't even know. It's not a day. It's just
• 24:32
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• 24:39
  Speaker 3: for a couple of seconds a day that you're like
• 24:41
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• 24:55
  Speaker 1: That's what kids, the kids we splash shows. Man, Oh
• 25:02
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• 25:09
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• 25:11
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• 25:19
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• 25:20
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• 25:26
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• 25:32
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• 25:35
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• 25:41
  Speaker 2: We're looking at it, like, where's the bike?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: He shut up? Where's the bike? Shut up? Well there's
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: where it wasn't that little space?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Shut out?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Shut out to.
• 25:58
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• 25:59
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• 26:03
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• 26:05
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• 26:09
  Speaker 4: The castle drawer door like so he couldn't leave a
• 26:13
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• 26:15
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• 26:22
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• 26:25
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• 26:32
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• 26:38
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• 26:41
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• 26:49
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• 26:55
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• 27:06
  Speaker 3: To here, but the deer street to here from ear
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: to ear. But something was missing here in here, man,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I want your love.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: The deer had a fear was to hear.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: He had a beer and went to sears. He saw
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: the deer.
• 27:35
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• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Is ten minutes away?
• 27:42
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• 27:46
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• 27:52
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• 27:55
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• 27:58
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• 28:04
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• 28:08
  Speaker 3: We just put it in a bucket for you. It's
• 28:10
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• 28:18
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• 28:21
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• 28:25
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• 28:32
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• 28:37
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• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Dapkins with the trough. It's ridiculous.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's water is that little thing with
• 28:51
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• 28:59
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• 29:01
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• 29:05
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• 29:12
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• 29:18
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• 29:30
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• 29:32
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• 29:36
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• 29:42
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• 29:45
  Speaker 2: piece of clothing you own?
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: No way, huh, no way space space answer quick face shoes?
• 30:01
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• 30:08
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• 30:13
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• 30:21
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• 30:34
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• 30:38
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• 30:41
  Speaker 3: You got the nikes?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Now mind?
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Why did your shoe box come with a hammer?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: A long day? He's let me tell you these looves on.
• 31:01
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• 31:11
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• 31:12
  Speaker 1: And the nigga one time was like, let's put the
• 31:13
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• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you think.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: They saw the horse like the day be hurt every
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: time I run. We gotta do something about.
• 31:26
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• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Like what what do you mean like like with stream,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: not just like a metal thing?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: What if the first horse was like stunning out of
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: the horses, like you can't do this?
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: They were like the people said, you know he was kidding.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: You got your regular feet.
• 31:53
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• 32:03
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• 32:10
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• 32:11
  Speaker 3: You ain't ready your seventy days? No, god, man, Uh.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Piece of clothing. That's crazy for you because you be
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: really into close.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even know.
• 32:28
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• 32:29
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• 32:31
  Speaker 3: That ain't my favorite though. His closet is fulled with
• 32:36
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• 32:47
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• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like another question. That'st question.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna say anything until you said it was impossible.
• 33:04
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• 33:12
  Speaker 2: All right, new question. If you could live in a book,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: TV show, or movie, what would it be?
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: You keep doing this? Gotam?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I just live Charlotte's webb. It's like the thing knows
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: who's giving the question.
• 33:40
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• 33:46
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• 33:51
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• 33:55
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• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say nothing. Good job, pat every ll be.
• 34:01
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• 34:04
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• 34:07
  Speaker 4: I think I've been asked by this already have you
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: yeah podcast broken?
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right cool? Next question, what's your go to
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: dance move?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: It is that I've never seen you. I never party
• 34:21
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• 34:30
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• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Is?
• 34:31
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• 34:44
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• 34:51
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• 34:59
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• 35:06
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• 35:10
  Speaker 3: It's actually true.
• 35:10
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• 35:12
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• 35:14
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• 35:16
  Speaker 2: It Come on, all right, Pat, what's your earliest memory? First?
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: I was just looking about big big bar, the pressure.
• 35:33
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• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Only I don't care?
• 35:59
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• 36:10
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• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Damn. How was lucky me though?
• 36:21
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• 36:26
  Speaker 4: I was actually at a ballet audition and that happened,
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: and I was like dead ass, and I was with
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: my dad.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: My mam was a thing. He's like, what you need?
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: You don't know what I mean? You know, he was like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: just tell me.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: You don't understand me. It happened during and the one
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: I was I was like, I never feel like this before.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Why am I so nervous?
• 36:48
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• 36:55
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• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Gotta be wild the first time.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Because you don't understand what's happening. You just feel weird.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Like I thought, I was nervous. I had an audition,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, my stomach hurt.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: And then I went to the back. I was like,
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: what am I dying from the song?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: It must be crazy?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: What was your first time? Like we was together?
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: He was a picture coming out ve me.
• 37:26
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• 37:29
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• 37:39
  Speaker 4: My heart hurts talking about I can't the pack of
• 37:44
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• 37:47
  Speaker 3: It came in a package of flannel tampons, a starter
• 37:51
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• 37:55
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• 38:00
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• 38:08
  Speaker 3: but you will do your question.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna say that being born'd be a wild thing.
• 38:24
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• 38:30
  Speaker 3: You would have to think that's what babies uncomfortable warm place.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Well, you're the first thing you would see is technically
• 38:37
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• 38:39
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• 38:42
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• 38:43
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• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like the little mole rats. All right, My
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: question is what is one of the great values that
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: got your life?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Great value meal at number twelve sometimes when they don't
• 39:07
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• 39:10
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• 39:17
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• 39:20
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• 39:26
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• 39:28
  Speaker 3: The number seven spice value guides your life.
• 39:34
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• 39:39
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• 39:43
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• 39:46
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• 39:48
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• 39:52
  Speaker 1: An apology to man talked about the fish and didn't
• 39:55
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• 39:58
  Speaker 1: you had it recently? Yes, I had it like last week,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: last last it was last week. It was delightful I had.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: I went on Tim's podcast and tried the Lancey air,
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: which is like a big mac.
• 40:09
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• 40:13
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• 40:22
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• 40:26
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• 40:28
  Speaker 2: with a steak.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: But bread and mayo, and that's a lot of death
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: in one.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Uh. Creating opportunities, that's my answer.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Nobody cares opportunities to eat fat, were right, opportunities and
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: then eating anything.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Being there for my kids, yeah, being there for your
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: kids with food, eating your children's.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Being there at my grandma's hospital last day, Yeah, and
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: then going downstairs to eat with fat, the birth of
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: my son because they had pancakes at the hospital.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: No, you ain't here.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: About your son. I saw the placenta and I got.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Humbled armies anyone your question.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: You asked my question as you my dad's move.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: You're right, all right? Then enough of this.
• 41:53
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• 41:55
  Speaker 1: where you can find every Monday wherever podcasts be at,
• 41:58
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