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Hour 3 - Canadian Bacon · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Oh maha, oh maha, omaha. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: It's our numb birth three, our number three, and it's
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  Speaker 2: all ready for you in our three.
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  Speaker 1: It's some football talk.
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  Speaker 2: Any advice you want to give Shadhar Sanders after the
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  Speaker 2: CFL negotiating Riots were acquired by the Toronto Argonauts.
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  Speaker 1: We learned over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Also, what do you say to those who believe Shudhur
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  Speaker 2: Sanders is quote too good for the Canadian Football League.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: Also, some chatter over the weekend of positivity regarding disgruntled
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  Speaker 2: defensive star Trey Hendrickson and the Cincinnati football team. How
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  Speaker 2: does that one hit you? We'll take a look at
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  Speaker 2: that as well. Right now here it is our number three.
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  Speaker 1: Eye.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't that Canadian bacon? Or is he welcome? In the
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  Speaker 2: have the mallor Riddle of the Day. We'll also have
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  Speaker 2: the advice line, but we begin with this.
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  Speaker 1: Toronto we go. Now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna sit here and talk about the Blue Jays,
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  Speaker 2: who are raking right now. Kicked the Angels ass over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend after beating up the Yankees, and the Blue
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  Speaker 2: Jays are on a burner. They're on a burner, as
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  Speaker 2: the kids like to say, They're on they're a wagon,
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  Speaker 2: the Toronto blue Jays. But this is about Toronto, but
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  Speaker 2: not the Blue Jays. It is about the spawn of Dion.
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  Speaker 2: The Spawn of Dion always good for sports talk radio chatter.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't know why, if you haven't figured
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  Speaker 2: out it's because you did not pay attention over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Bad job by you.
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  Speaker 2: One of the biggest stories of the NFL off season,
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  Speaker 2: and the NFL training camps will open up in less
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  Speaker 2: than a week. The Chargers will start training camp less
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  Speaker 2: than a week from now. But the story here, one
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  Speaker 2: of the big storylines we were talking about over the
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  Speaker 2: last couple of months has been all about now Brown's quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: He's buried down the depth chart. Shadu Sanders. Now Sanders
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  Speaker 2: popped up on a list, and I know Terry and
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  Speaker 2: England loves lists. So Shadur sanders name popped up on
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  Speaker 2: a list the Toronto Argonauts, that is a Canadian Football
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  Speaker 2: League team.
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  Speaker 1: Nico knows that.
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  Speaker 2: So the Toronto Argonauts have been awarded the rights to
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  Speaker 2: Shadur Sanders if he wants to play in the Canadian
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  Speaker 2: Football League. Now it is just a procedual move. It's
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  Speaker 2: just a paperwork move at this point, that's all. It
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  Speaker 2: is just filling out some documents online. So, well, this
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  Speaker 2: player wants to play in the CFL, he's going to
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  Speaker 2: be playing for us because we have the option of
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  Speaker 2: signing that player. And this is a standard situation. So
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  Speaker 2: let us discuss. The question is as follows, do you
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  Speaker 2: have any advice, any advice you would like to give?
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  Speaker 2: Should Sanders after the CFL negotiating rights were acquired by
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  Speaker 2: the Toronto Argonauts his rights over the recent days. So
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  Speaker 2: I've got Saskatoon berry pie, ice cube and Lee Corso
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine these three random things together and
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  Speaker 2: we are going to put the biscuit in the basket,
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  Speaker 2: is what we're going to do. So first of all,
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  Speaker 2: do we have advice? Yes, we have four hours of
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  Speaker 2: advice every night we give advice, so absolutely we have
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  Speaker 2: some advice here and now we have been providing unsolicited
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  Speaker 2: wisdom and knowledge for over twenty years behind the powerful
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  Speaker 2: microphones of FSR. So we in honor of Shaatedur Sanders
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  Speaker 2: and Dion Sanders, we have now activated the Malard think Tank.
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  Speaker 2: So Shadeur Sanders, after a minutes long deliberation on the
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  Speaker 2: available information about this particular story, we have determined that
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  Speaker 2: your Darth Sanders should trade the dog pound for a
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  Speaker 2: big pound of poutine, a full pound of that delicious
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  Speaker 2: Canadian gift to the world poutine. And no real, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not kidding, by the way, I'm go go North pack
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  Speaker 2: your bag, grab your passport, easy to get through customs
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  Speaker 2: there at the airport in Canada, and head to the
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  Speaker 2: Great North and go for it.
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  Speaker 1: You chow down.
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  Speaker 2: I know Toronto's far from Saskatoon, but you can have
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  Speaker 2: that Saskatoon berry pie. You got the poutine because if
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  Speaker 2: your choice and these are the options. Now maybe I'm
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  Speaker 2: wrong on this, but the way I read the room,
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  Speaker 2: here are the options right now we do the show today,
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  Speaker 2: So here are the options for your Durth Sanders. You're
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  Speaker 2: either the clipboard jockey right clipboard Jesus behind Joe Flacco
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  Speaker 2: and his fossilized arm who's hanging out there in Cleveland,
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  Speaker 2: Kenny Pickett who's rebooted but he still sucks. And then
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  Speaker 2: you've got Dylan Gabriel. Maybe someday he'll be all right.
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  Speaker 2: Possibly just kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of hang in there and yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or the other option is, rather than sit behind Joe
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  Speaker 2: Flacco and Kenny Pickett and even Dick and Dayton's favorite
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  Speaker 2: Bernie Cozar, you go to Canada and Wai La press though.
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  Speaker 2: You got a chance to play some real football. And
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  Speaker 2: when you peel back the curtain, as we like to do,
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  Speaker 2: when you peel back the curtain. Shadura Sanders not getting
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  Speaker 2: first team reps in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: That is a dead, give way dead now he's not even.
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  Speaker 2: Getting second team reps from what one of the stories said.
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  Speaker 2: And he's essentially, the way I read the room, he's
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  Speaker 2: the fourth guy in a three man race, which isn't good.
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  Speaker 2: And it's kind of like at the table, you have
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  Speaker 2: that extra fork that you don't really need, but they
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  Speaker 2: have that at the table. That's essentially what he is.
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  Speaker 2: He's the just in case and maybe we'll catch lightning
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  Speaker 2: in a bottle guy. That's it. And so that is
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  Speaker 2: not really a map, that is not a plan. That
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  Speaker 2: is not a GPS path to salvation at the quarterback position.
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  Speaker 2: It is not, it is not. It's basically in the
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  Speaker 2: waiting room. There's no magazine. There's not even elevator music
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  Speaker 2: playing in the background. They're just sitting there. So Shadur
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  Speaker 2: in Toronto, though, I'm all.
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  Speaker 1: For it, he'd be the.
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  Speaker 2: Biggest thing there. There's nobody on the Raptors that's a household.
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  Speaker 2: And then the Blue Jays are playing well right now,
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  Speaker 2: but they're not that popular. It's all about shoulder. If
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  Speaker 2: he went to the to the Argonauts, he'd be the
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  Speaker 2: biggest thing since Drake if he went in there. And
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  Speaker 2: the CFL this it doesn't have the razmataz, it does
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  Speaker 2: not have the glitz and glamour of the.
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  Speaker 1: National Football League. However, even though they've got that kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Hokey wider field thing, the goal post is right there
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  Speaker 2: at the front of the end zone. In the back
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  Speaker 2: of it, it's a faster pace.
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  Speaker 3: Of the game.
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  Speaker 2: They do have a history in my lifetime, and I
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  Speaker 2: occasionally watch a Canadian Football leagu game, they have a
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  Speaker 2: history of taking the flotsam and jetsam of the US,
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  Speaker 2: and some of those guys go there the cast offs,
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  Speaker 2: the castaways, and they end up reinventing themselves and then
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  Speaker 2: they go back to the NFL and they become legends.
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  Speaker 2: Warren Moon is in the Pro Football Hall of Fame
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  Speaker 2: was a Canadian.
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  Speaker 1: Football League quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: Doug FLUTEI a legend in the NFL, but he really
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  Speaker 2: was a legend of the Canadian Football League. And Jeff
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  Speaker 2: Garcia was always crisp when he got to the forty
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  Speaker 2: nine ers that he did his time in the Canadian
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  Speaker 2: Football League. So those are three examples right off the
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  Speaker 2: top of my head, and So these are guys that
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  Speaker 2: you can go case by case, but would not get
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  Speaker 2: a sniff generally speaking, in the NFL until they went
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  Speaker 2: to the Great White North and they drank a lot
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  Speaker 2: of molson ate, a lot of poutine, and next thing
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  Speaker 2: you know, they were back. They were back in the NFL. Now, secondly,
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  Speaker 2: the other argument here, as we continue and advance the conversation,
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  Speaker 2: the other argument is, well, well, what would you say
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  Speaker 2: to those who claim should Sanders is too good?
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  Speaker 1: He's too big a name, too big a name to
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  Speaker 1: go to the Canadian FOOTBA League.
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  Speaker 2: It's below him, it's below shoulder Sanders to go to
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  Speaker 2: the Canadian Football.
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  Speaker 1: League, the CFL.
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  Speaker 2: So, in the immortal words of the Great ice Cube,
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  Speaker 2: check yourself before you wreck yourself. That's what I say.
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  Speaker 2: He's obviously not too good for the Canadian Football League,
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  Speaker 2: Shuldar Sanders.
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  Speaker 1: Not yet.
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  Speaker 2: Now, he was a good college quarterback at Colorado against
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  Speaker 2: usual substandard opponents.
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  Speaker 1: He put up some big numbers. Against better teams not.
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  Speaker 2: So much, and he slid to the fifth round for
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  Speaker 2: a reason that you can say that's bias against Dion Sanders.
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  Speaker 1: You can claim that they're trying to roll him back.
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  Speaker 2: His giant ego that he got out of control, and
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of factors to it, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: variables to it. At the bottom lizes he was a fifth
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  Speaker 2: round draft pick and people were talking about him prior
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  Speaker 2: to the draft being drafted. Will you be drafted in
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  Speaker 2: the top fifteen? Is he going to be drafting the
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  Speaker 2: top five? Will you be drafted in the first round?
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  Speaker 2: He went all the way down to the fifth round.
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  Speaker 2: So clearly there's some flaws, there's some imperfections, if you will.
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  Speaker 1: And with that.
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  Speaker 2: Being said, he has a chance to prove the scouts wrong.
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  Speaker 2: But you really don't have a chance to do.
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  Speaker 1: That if you're not playing for the Cleveland Browns.
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  Speaker 2: So you gotta play and walking around with the clipboard
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  Speaker 2: and a headset biting your fingernails is not going.
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  Speaker 1: To get you on the field. And you know.
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  Speaker 2: Warming up as the guy the quarterback throws to the
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  Speaker 2: starting quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't need me that guy. You wouldn't need me
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  Speaker 1: on the roster game.
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  Speaker 2: Day if you're the fourth string quarterback for the Cleveland Browns.
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  Speaker 2: So Toronto, it would appear they I'm not following the
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  Speaker 2: Canadian footall league day to day, but some of our
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  Speaker 2: friends who I met in Canada and Vancouver, one in
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  Speaker 2: particular emailed me and said, well, they're having some issues
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  Speaker 2: over there, the Argonauts at the quarterback position, if had
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  Speaker 2: some injuries or whatever. So whether that's Sue or not,
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  Speaker 2: I'd have to go look at the depth chart of
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  Speaker 2: the Toronto Argonauts. I'm not quite there yet, but here's
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  Speaker 2: the point, right, you go there, if you should hear Sanders,
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  Speaker 2: you go there and and you're apparently wanted. The Argonauts
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  Speaker 2: have you on this list for a reason, and you
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  Speaker 2: go where you can be the guy, uh and not
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  Speaker 2: behind the guy who's behind the guy, but you can
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  Speaker 2: be the guy if.
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  Speaker 1: You feel me.
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  Speaker 2: If you feel me on that, and so you can
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  Speaker 2: go write your own story and all that. And there
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  Speaker 2: have been others that have done it, and it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: happen all the time, doesn't work out all the time,
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  Speaker 2: but you're not going to be just some footnote behind
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  Speaker 2: someone else. And if it works, if should ear Sanders
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  Speaker 2: is that great and goes and lights up the Canadian
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  Speaker 2: Football League and is wild, then suddenly you come back
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, well, is this guy the next Warren Moon?
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  Speaker 2: Is he the next Doug Flutie, Jeff Garcia and and
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  Speaker 2: the NFL will come calling. The NFL will absolutely come calling.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Now, a final thought, we pivot away from
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  Speaker 2: all kinda da and we go to Cincinnati, the Cincinnati Bungals.
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  Speaker 2: Some chatter over the weekend. You see this, No, some
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  Speaker 2: positive vibrations, as the astrology insider Andrea would say, the
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  Speaker 2: astrology lady, some positive vibrations regarding disgruntled pass rush superstar
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  Speaker 2: Trey Hendrickson and the Cincinnati football team. So how does
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  Speaker 2: that one hit you?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: The report was rather vague. The report was rather vague.
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  Speaker 2: But how does that hit me? Well, we're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: believe here that the Bengals and Trey Hendrickson have essentially
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  Speaker 2: gotten together. They're talking, they're negotiating, they're holding hands, and
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  Speaker 2: they're skipping towards a contract extension, and they're about to
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  Speaker 2: roast marshmallows and sing kumbai h. And my response to that,
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  Speaker 2: that line of thinking is police, Yeah, yeah, I will
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  Speaker 2: believe it when I see Mike Brown and the other
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  Speaker 2: big shots there in Cincinnati walk Trey Hendrickson into the
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  Speaker 2: Bengals offices with a pen in one hand and a
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  Speaker 2: check in the other. One of those giant cartoon checks.
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  Speaker 1: That they give out when you win the lottery.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so put me in the skeptical box. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: the skeptical box. That's where I am.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, so they've resumed talks. Whooped? He damn do
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  Speaker 1: they resume talks?
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  Speaker 2: And Hendrickson has been spotty, spotty his attendance in the
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  Speaker 2: off season, and so he does seem like the kind
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  Speaker 2: of guy that's been preparing for a long drawn out,
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  Speaker 2: hostile negotiation does not seem like he's someone who's planning
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  Speaker 2: on ending that anytime.
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  Speaker 1: So, of course, a lot of this is what you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do. You've got to play.
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  Speaker 2: Play the role, as you know, and so let's not
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  Speaker 2: confuse Regardless of that, let's not confuse the dialogue, whatever
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  Speaker 2: dialogue there is with a deal being on the horizon.
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  Speaker 1: I just I don't get that sense.
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  Speaker 2: And we're talking about the ben Gals is what we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about here, And the same Bengals who treat guaranteed
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  Speaker 2: money like it's radioactive, right, they do not want to
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  Speaker 2: get near it. And they had to do it, and
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  Speaker 2: they did it, and they didn't want to do it.
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  Speaker 2: They did it with Jamar Chase. They did it with
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  Speaker 2: t Higgins. They handed out these giant, jumbo size contracts
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  Speaker 2: to keep Joe Burrow happy. And so that leaves Hendrickson
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  Speaker 2: as the last man's stunding, begging for the big money
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  Speaker 2: of the Big three, of the Big three. And the
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  Speaker 2: quote Lee Corso, the idea that all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: the Bengals are going to pay him to I say,
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  Speaker 2: not so fast, my friend. Not so fast, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: Is what I say.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I could be proven wrong, deal could be announced later today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't buy it. I don't buy it.
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  Speaker 2: And the chatter says that the Bengals offer is like
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  Speaker 2: twelve million dollars a year less than what Miles Garrett
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  Speaker 2: is getting the record breaking contract that Miles Garrett got
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  Speaker 2: from the Cleveland Browns. So if that's the case of
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  Speaker 2: that reporting is accurate, that's a big gap to close.
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  Speaker 1: It's a rather large gap to close. And so, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're talking that is happening. Also happening all over.
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  Speaker 2: The country are July thunderstorms happens all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: There And so it does not mean that you leave
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  Speaker 1: the umbrella at home.
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  Speaker 2: You take the umbrella with you and all that stuff
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  Speaker 2: and that's the way it goes until Hendrickson clicks on
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  Speaker 2: the docu sign.
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  Speaker 1: He clicks the.
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  Speaker 2: Button in docu sign and so you hit return on that.
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  Speaker 2: The standoff continues in the Cold War. Don't get fooled
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  Speaker 2: by warm words. And the great thing about this is well,
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  Speaker 2: the report over the weekends all yeah, Trey Hendrickson, the
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  Speaker 2: Bengals are having some positive conversations later today or tomorrow.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Oh no, they're still at loggerheads. They're still at loggerheads.
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  Speaker 2: It's not getting any better.
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  Speaker 2: have taught in quotes mushrooms how to blank. That is
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  Speaker 2: the question. What is the answer? Let's see anyone know
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  Speaker 2: the answer. Let's see here Page and Donkey Sausage to
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  Speaker 2: give you a power up the sausage. That's right, you
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  Speaker 2: knew that years ago. Donkey sash is playing arcade games
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent the power up. I forty Ian says
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  Speaker 2: they've taught mushrooms how to trip on LSD with Ringo
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  Speaker 2: Star on his eighty fifth birthday, which is today.
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  Speaker 1: From I forty Ian.
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  Speaker 2: Ferg Dog says to walk and talk just like in
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  Speaker 2: Super Mario Brothers. That that is the correct answer to
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  Speaker 2: become ball boys at Wimbledon. From Eke in Roseville, Minnesota,
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  Speaker 2: Mallard prop Guy says, the scientists have taught the mushroom
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  Speaker 2: to make Governor Gavin.
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  Speaker 1: Newsom's dreams come true. All right? Who else do we
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: have about?
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  Speaker 2: Lady Cyburns says taught the mushrooms how to make balloon animals.
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  Speaker 1: That that's the answer.
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  Speaker 2: Alf the alien ol Pina says they taught mushrooms how
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  Speaker 2: to blow snot rockets boom just like that. Just Josh
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  Speaker 2: in Cincinnati says engineers in the UK have taught mushroom
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  Speaker 2: rooms how to hallucinate.
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  Speaker 1: That is the correct answer. John got this right, clearly cheating. JT.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: The Wingman says to do the chicken dance like Merton Hanks. Right,
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  Speaker 2: the chicken dance. Gotta do the chicken dance. Who else
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  Speaker 2: do we have page Dwand mister Irrigation says they have
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  Speaker 2: taught mushrooms how to work a fast food counter. So
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  Speaker 2: he says, who else do we have a page? Dan
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Doug or Douglas in Mississippi says scientists have taught mushrooms
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  Speaker 2: how to make whoopee? Ozzie says how to do a
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  Speaker 2: blair in Maine is the correct answer?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Who else? Page down? I want to read that on
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  Speaker 1: the air. All right, Lorena, do you have an answer? Lorraine?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I think they taught them how to do the macarena,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the moch arena. That is incorrect.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: But the engineers in the United Kingdom have taught mushrooms
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  Speaker 2: how to play music using bionic All.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I love this story for a couple of reasons.
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  Speaker 1: All right, First of all, it's so ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Number two, there are many people that become vegetarians because they.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Don't want to eat a living thing, and they believe
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  Speaker 1: eating animals is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: But if you can teach if you can teach a
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  Speaker 2: mushroom how to play music, then this ruins all of
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: those vegetarians who do not eat meat.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: It must just be devastating. It's alive.
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  Speaker 2: If you're eating mushrooms. You're eating something that's alive, and
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  Speaker 2: that's not right. And so you must just go eat
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: like a big burger now because you've eaten mushrooms. And
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: mushrooms can be trained to play music. There's there's a
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  Speaker 2: video that went viral over the weekend, and and the
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: fungus right there, the power of the fung guy, the
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: power of the fun guy. You cannot mess with the
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: fun It's called the Let's say, helon out to a legend,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: an absolute legend. He's calling earlier than normal, but when
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: he's on hold, he jumps to the front line. We
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: say hello to Dick in Dayton.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Hello Dick, Good morning, Ben and crew. How are you
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: give me a little taste of that Dick? I was
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: any better?
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I'd be sure, dere, but not sure her Sanders because
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: he's buried on your brown stepth chart Dick and Dayton.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: You know I'm worried about Ben.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: What's that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: I've been a little busy here at the UH. You
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: know it's stony red, doing some activities and stuff.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: What kind of activities are you doing? Before we talk
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: about sports, what have you been doing? You've been playing
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: like UH with dodgeball. You've been doing dodgeball.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: Hy bingo, and then we played d stumped the panel
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: and then we do exercises. Then we go outside to
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: listen to He either puts country or the rock and
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: roll music on his Uh he's got a radio. I
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: think it's uh uh it's by iHeart. It's really good
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: and people have a good time.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: But so you're doing all kind of that sounds like
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: you're having a good time. Then you're in, you're settling in,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: You've made some new friends. Good good, all right, you're
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: very so you're a very social guy.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah, I haven't been playing much.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: You know, since I I have an idea. I got
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: an idea. Why don't you form a band with some
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: of the people you're living with? Now, get a band again?
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: We are I do get to do a lot of that.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, And what's the what's the name? Do we have
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a name? Have you thought of a name for the
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: new band?
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: Could it could be the Stony Stony Ridge Picking Party?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we might have the Stony Ridge Dicken Party.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: No picking.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we might touch that up a little bit. Dick,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: you touch your work up. But I think that's a
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: great idea and you guys have to get that down.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Are you going to be the band director? You're in
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: charge of me because you're a professional, You've been in many.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: Bands over the years, Taren, Karen and I do. Uh,
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: I'm part of the activities with Jennifer and uh yeah, Lexi.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: It's it's really nice.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Now do they know to the I'm sure the women
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: that are impressed that you, of course are a famous
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: sports radio caller to the do the ladies know you're
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: the fame of Dick and Date and the power of
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Dick and Date?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Do they understand that.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: I did want to tell you something though, I'm worried
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: about the guardians.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Is everything okay, Dick? I feel like I feel like
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: you're in a Hospital's everything all right? I'm concern there's noise.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're not in a You're not in
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: a bed, are you You're okay? Right?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Well that was just an alarm going off, but okay.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: All right, you got me scared a little bit as
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I'm worried that this is something your pulse was going
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  Speaker 2: on or something I don't know.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: But okay, So when are you gonna are you gonna
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: come this July to see me.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Well, we're we're looking. I'm still waiting on the on
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: the exact day. It's probably gonna be more August than
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: July at this point, probably more.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, look forward to it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like I have to go now. I mean,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you're looking forward to it. I want to see you.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Everyone wants to meet you, and it's a big deal.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: So we'll figure it out and I'll I promise, I'll
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: let you know. And you said you have the same number, right,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: you haven't changed numbers. You got the same number.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: It's the same number one night.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, don't give you don't need to give it out. No,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: no't give it up. I got you all right.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And you're still watching your sports a little bit or no,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: you're just you're so social. You don't have time to
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: watch your sports because you're you know.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: I haven't been to the group much. I need a ride,
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: you know. I think my car is over and Eddie's
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: going to probably sell it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: So, oh, you're selling your car? All right? Well, people
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: need hey first, they want to come see you. You're
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton. Everyone wants to hang out with Dick
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and Dayton. Of course they do. You all right, have
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a great thank you, Dick, bye bye.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: All right, there you goes Dick and Dayton where he goes,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: only he knows well. He seems like he's in better spirits.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: And then we talked to him. I guess it was
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: last week and that did not did not. He not
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: seem like he was doing very well last week.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: But he seems like he's doing better, So that's good.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Still waiting word on my and my plans and then
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: once I get that settle, hopefully sometime this week.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I thought it would be last week it did not happen.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Let's see, uh a Bideon.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm pushering that name. I don't know who
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: this person is.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: But they wrote it's this legendary Mallard monologue. Solid case
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: for Shirdur Sanders to go become an Argo, solid fifteen
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: minutes pumping the tires on the Canadian Football League.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Free pootine, next time in Canada.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I did eat at every major poutine restaurant
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: in Vancouver, but I'm I'm willing to explore other provinces
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: of Canada and the birthplace of the poutine, which is
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: over in Quebec.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: You go over there.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Some good poutine in Ontario pretty much anyway, check it out,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: and why not?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Why not? So there was a moment that went viral.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: If you saw this or not, it was, Yes, it
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: was on a Sunday and a person saying the seventh
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: inning stretch at Wrigley Field, who normally you have to
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: be famous to do this, and they got booed loudly
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: booed by the fans at Wrigley Field during the seventh
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: inning stretch, and so this went viral. Someone named Alex Cooper,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: a woman named Alex Cooper, and the way the story
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: is going around, I was like, I'm supposed to know
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: who this is. I've never heard of this woman. I
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: have no idea who she is. So I did a
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: little digging.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I guess she hosts a podcast. It's named Call Her Daddy.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I know of that one. I've never heard of this woman.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, how is she famous? She's very famous, I
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: never I have no idea if she is. I have
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: no idea I have.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of her. I saw a photover she
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: looks like just every other woman, like she's nothing. She's
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: not hotter or anything. He's a normal looking woman. I
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: don't I don't understand, like I don't, I don't get
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: like I do a podcast. I think why I should
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: throw out the I should do the seventh thing. She
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: tend to just like some rhythm dance or something. I'm
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: glad she got booed out of Wrigley Field. She basically
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: urinated all over the ghost of Harry Carey, the great
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Harry Carey who started that tradition at Wrigley Field back
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: in the day. But who's booking things for the Chicago Cups?
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: And Cups are doing pretty well on the field, but
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: you're booking know your audience.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Know that, Like Cubs don't know who that is. They
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: have no idea, Like why would you put her out there? Why?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I don't understand, like she's some no name woman that
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: doesn't congratulations.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Everyone doesn't I got a podcast. I think you made
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: a valid point there, Ben, That is the wrong audience.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: If I know who who she is. Yeah, this is
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the wrong audience. It's a wrong clearly the wrong audience. Well,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a bad job by them. An attractive woman, he's not
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: that much.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: He's a average, she's nothing special, and she does know
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: how to sing she embarrassed herself at Wrigley Field.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: That was pretty bad.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Doug writes in from Mississippi, says, I must have missed it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: But why is Dick and Dayton in a assisted living facility? Well, Doug,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: you missed it, he called in. I think it was
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: last week or in the last couple of weeks, And yeah,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: he was living. The woman he was living with was
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: also an older woman, and she had fallen on some
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: hard times and so she had to move. And then,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: as a result the trickle down effect, unfortunately, our friend,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: the great Dick and Dayton also had to relocate. It's
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: a shame, mister irrigation, writes In, says, but and I
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: will tell you, Doug, he Dick and Dayton sounded pretty
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: bummed out. We talked to him, like I said, in
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: the last ten days or so. He seemed pretty bummed out.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: But he seems no better. He's adjusting to his new environment.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Mister Irrigation rights and says, if you dance with a mushroom,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: who leads? Wonderful question, mister Irrigation, just an absolute wonderful question,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: no doubt about it.
• 31:15
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• 31:17
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• 31:24
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• 31:27
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• 31:30
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• 33:46
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• 33:50
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• 33:56
  Speaker 2: talked about this at the top of the hour. I
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: think it's appropriate. The Toronto until Argonauts are interested in
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Shaudeur Sanders, so any career advice. Shoudur Sanders is buried
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: on the Cleveland brown depth chart. He's behind the fossilized
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Joe Flacco. The we know he can't play Kenny Pickett
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: and others on the Browns depth chart. The Toronto Argonauts
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  Speaker 2: have mild interest in him. So any advice, any advice
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  Speaker 2: we'll start out.
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  Speaker 2: Dang, it's a timmy to complain to find a good
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  Speaker 2: lo Lorrena to play the Melice song without her name
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  Speaker 2: in it. I think so, yes, all right, yes, that
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  Speaker 2: song Hello. A lot We have a bunch of song.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: We should play them all. There's a tons of twenty
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  Speaker 2: years of songs. People have said it.
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  Speaker 4: If he's playing in the AFC North, he's gonna.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Be running for his life. All right. Just Sean the
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: hood guy. Let's say hello. Line one, you're on the
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: air number one. Hello, Happy birthday, Roberto. That's right, Happy birthday.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Where's my baseball? Where's my baseball? Line two, you're on
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: the airline too, Hello.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Bring heady in the chefs back there you go?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: All right, Well I didn't get rid of him. Talk
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to management. Line three. You're on the Airline three. Hello,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: you was a bad name. That's all right.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Look that blind Scott making his way on the show
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: early and no mention of Fred Toucher. Line four, Hello,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: line four, Yeah, that's not the real Pokey Pokey Pokey.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: That's a fake guy. We're doing the instant Advice line
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. These are
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: unscreened phone calls, as you can tell by listening. We're
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: giving advice to Shooter Sanders, the Browns quarterback. The Toronto
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Argonauts are interested. Hello Line five.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Umbo.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not a lot of gumbo in Toronto.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think Line six is not paying attention because
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: their radios turned all the way up.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Bad job by you, Line six. Let's go back to
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: line number one. Hello, Line one, instant advice line for
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Shooter Sanders. Hello, Line one, start the morning.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Oh there's Rick and Maryland getting any in line too.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: See you got a call so Rick can't get in
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: a third time. Hello, line number two.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Line two, you're on the air Line two, not paying attention.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: We'll jump over the line. Let's go to line five.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: We'll jump all the way over to line five.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Hello, line five down on Pennsylvania Avenue.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll move on from that. Line six.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Hello, line six, you're on the air advice to Shuder Sanders.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Line six, bats have kick some abs. Thank you, all right, congratulations.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Line number one, Hello, line it's the instant advice line.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: You got any word?
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Dirty word?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Please don't say dirty words. God it
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: got cursed on the air Line two. Your next.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: It's the insta advice line for shoulder standers. Kathy and Madison.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: By the way, says, go Canada. That's what she is,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: says Hello.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Line number three. Hello, line three, it doesn't matter.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: You'll never beat Patrick Mahon.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Line number for Hello, line four. Your you're on the
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: airline four. We're giving career advice to Schedur Sanders. The
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Toronto Argonauts are interested. That's a Canadian Football League team.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: The Cleveland Browns are the team he's with right now.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Hello, line number four, do you play to win the game? Okay?
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Yes, you clearly do. Line five.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You're next, hel Hello, line five. Line five is not there.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: We'll go to line six, line six.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Hello, line six, don't do a lost cat magnet.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Oh that's one of the great commercials in the history
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: of Fox Sports Radio that goes back twenty plus years.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Line number one. Hello, line one, you're on the air.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Number one when the Bronx, when the Browns cut him.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: He can play for the Dodgers.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't think you can play for the
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: dog Maybe the Astros.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Hello, line two. You're on the airline too, Hello, do the.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: Dunk contest this here? LEBRONI, Yeah, okay, thank you.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: That for our friend in Bakersfield who called in. Let'ee
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: putting him on hold. We'll go over here. Yes, I'll
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: call it. You're on the air Line three, Hello caller three.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Good ah, right, thank you for that.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: And yeah, you're in a Hello. Hello, line four, Hello,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: line four, not paying attention. We'll go to line five. Hello,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: line five, you're on the air.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: You better say your prayers. Prayer.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Oh man, watch out for the hul Comania is gonna
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: come get you. Hello, line six, you're on the Airline.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Six, mister Ben Miller.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, Line one, you're on. It's the insta advice line.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Get in and get off the air quickly. At eight seven,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: seven ninety nine on Fox the Extended Dance Remix version,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: we're giving advice to Shooter Sanders as a quarterback, not
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: a good one who's trying to make the Cleveland Browns roster.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: The Toronto Argonauts are interested. We're giving career advice. Line one, Hello,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: I did not Line one hung up while they were
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: on the air. Bad job by line one. Let's go
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: to line two. Hello, line two, I.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Just go up to Rick get in a third time.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: How do you like that? O?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Take that Rick and Maryland.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Line number four Hello, line four, No, that's not the
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: real that's not the real one. That's a fake version
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: of the I know the authentic original version, and.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: That's not it. Line number five, Hello, line five three times?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's impressive.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: That's your fault, you other people, that's your fault. You
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: didn't call in Rick and Maryland three times. That schmuck
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: got in morning time. Line six. That's three more games
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: than the Nationals are gonna win the rest of the year.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Hello, line number six, you're on the air.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Did your daddy to be the coach.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go, put your daddy in there. Line one,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: you're next.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: It's the instant advice line unscreened radio for Shader Sanders,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: who's got interest from the Toronto Argonauts.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Hello, line one, tell him to get in where he
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: fits in. Okay, get in where he fits him. We'll
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: do one more, only one more of us good. I'll
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: take credit of non blim coop quickly.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Last six, Line six, last one advice to Shoulder saying
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: this line sixture on the air.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Could you do for you?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: What do you say? Somebot? I don't understand. I couldn't
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: hear you.