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Norse Sinnoh E14: A Legendary Meeting · The Multiverse Collective

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You you say, you say that, but then I get to points where I'm
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like, am I drawing shit? I will scissor kick you.
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I will. I will start here and just
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continue flying through the air, a big chubby black man
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scissoring through the air until I kick you.
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If you keep on with this, I'm pretty.
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Sure, that's against the Geneva Convention.
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I don't give a damn, all right? I will commit war crimes.
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And terminal velocities. Today's been a weird day.
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Me me and Brutus met up and guynum was just gone and then we
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went to my my house to check if my dad was there which which she
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wasn't and we cleaned up Floatel's grave.
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We we headed back to drags home. Is it?
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I don't know where wef lives. And she made me and Brutus just
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unimaginably be rich in like 4 seconds of us turning up which
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is cool. We're we're going somewhere
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called Arboria tomorrow. So I I stopped up on some stuff
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and Sven evolved into a Lucario which is cool.
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And then and then I went to sleep and had another dream with
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Archaeus, which is great for me because it's funny.
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But Bruhus is Cyrus's son which sucks for him.
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And we also got told about this thing called the multiverse, but
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that all went over my head. The multiverse.
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OK so the next morning after the dream sequence, you wake up
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rested and refreshed and as you guys get, you know, get your
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belongings together so Wef has breakfast.
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She just kind of looks at you and hands you like a brown bag
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inside. There's like you see, there's
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like a biscuit of sorts in between.
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It is like eggs and meat and some cheese and there's a couple
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of like potatoes and wet just kind of hands you these bags and
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is like, all right, well, I got the portal up.
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I don't have too too much time to sit you guys down for a full
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meal, but I got you something to go, Clyde, if you wouldn't mind
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handing me that the waist stone so I can just kind of, you know,
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do the thing, make it go where you need to go.
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And so Wef holds up this bonsai tree which glows green, and you
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see this green energy kind of I, I don't know how to like.
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Imbue. Yeah, it it imbues this portal,
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which before it was just kind of like Gray, but you see this
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energy come out from this little bonsai tree.
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Portal turns green and Weth looks at the two of you and is
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like, all right, here you go. I'm going to keep this waist
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stone with me just so that I can get Gynan to you.
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She's still, I don't know, probably oversleeping or
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something, but we'll figure it out.
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She'll be here, she'll be with you when she gets with you all
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right. Cool, cool, cool.
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You ready, Brutus? Yeah, he's already walking
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towards the the portal. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
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Cool. Cool.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool. And as you guys step through
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this portal, you it feels like you have just stepped off a
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Cliff and you feel yourself falling for for a little bit.
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After some time, it feels to you probably like 30 seconds, you
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tumble out of a green portal in the middle of a very dense
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forest. And as you guys tumble out and
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are on the ground, you see this portal close behind you.
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No way back, Brutus. Only way is forward.
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But which forward? Well, as you guys take a second,
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you hear the sounds of a fight like a little ways ahead of you.
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It's close enough to where you can hear it.
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That seems promising. OK, Are we we going to take a
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stealthy approach or are we just going to run in and beat
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everybody up again? Or are we just last time cool?
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I'm I'm cool with it. Yeah.
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So we'll, we'll, we'll head towards, head towards the plate.
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Yeah, you guys run ahead and you guys burst into a clearing and
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you see, you see a muscular man with a small bird, his shoulder,
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riding atop a large tropius, fighting a small army of these
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Pokémon that look, as opposed to their normal colors, they're
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much darker. They have red eyes and bees.
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What? What exactly do they see?
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OK, so at first you believe that he is riding the top of this
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Pokémon like Steve, but what it actually is is you'll see as
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he's riding on this Pokémon, he'll lock his legs together and
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then just swing off the side of it and just start like grabbing
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Pokémon left and right and slamming them as the Tropius is
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just charging through. And then he'll like swing
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himself back up, sit back on it, and then kind of just like do a
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big yeehaw and then keep going as this it it's, it's just
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fighting. Both of them are fighting
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through this sea of Pokémon. Every time he does a sweep,
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you'll see the little Pokémon that's on his shoulder hop off,
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just flutter for a bit until he swings back up and then lands
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back on his shoulder. This is my kind of guy.
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Clyde's just going to sit down and he's one shot of his little.
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Clyde Romi 2D6 plus special as you see this as you see the
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scene. Seven, I am not moving great
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today. All right, with a 7 Clyde, you
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feel your pendant shake in the presence of this person, but
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that's that's all you get. Count them.
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Count them. So there are, I mean there are a
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small army of Pokémon that are attacking these two people.
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I think it's seeing the trophy is specifically brick would be
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like, oh hey, look, it's my friend and he'd run forward and
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he would just jump also on the back of this Tropius.
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Yeah, and this Tropius definitely much bigger than I
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forget the name of guy names Tropius much bigger.
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You can also see that this Tropius is is struggling.
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It's, you know, it's still absolutely charging through and
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just making mids meet of these corrupted Pokémon, which Brutus
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you're able to on site, you're you're able to understand what's
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going on here. Yeah.
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Can I uppercut or swing? Like throwing uppercut towards
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Brutus because all I know is in the middle of battle something
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hopped onto my my post. Not Brutus, Brick is.
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So Brick, sorry. Yeah.
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Can I uppercut brick? Yeah, you see this war turtle
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just kind of like run over and try and jump on Eutropius.
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I I'd like to point out this war turtle is looks is dressed like
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a Norse like Valkyrie. So he's got like metal for like
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a helmet. His tail has turned into like a
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cloud and he's got metal halfway down as as a shell.
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Oh, and in the cloud, it's like it's crackling with electricity.
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Not yet, not yet. He has not yet anything, but he
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does have like, almost like an Iron Man arc reactor in his
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chest. That's what it was.
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But yeah, I still want to upper that.
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All right, he's cool with that. Or at least get close.
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I want, I want it, you know, I'm seeing something, something like
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I said, I'm in the middle of battle, I'm fighting the sea of
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Pokémon and all of a sudden pops on the the Tropia.
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So I will say before, before Brick is able to fully get on
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the Tropius, you see one of these Pokémon, it is a revile.
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It kind of Naruto runs over and slashes at Brick.
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It's going to do, it's going to do 2 damage with a night slash
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as Brick is kind of knocked off balance.
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Yeah, I think seeing that will like he'll, he'll go to like
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start getting ready to uppercut this Pokémon and then see one of
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the the, you know, one of the army attack it and be like, OK,
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well, obviously if they're attacking it, it's got to be my
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friend in the moment, so. Alfro span out all.
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Right, and as you throw spin out, you see as this person who
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still has not yet been introduced by name, you see this
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person in this Tropius are clearing out there look to be
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about 5 Pokémon in various stages of damage that kind of
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stand out among the rest as a lot of these other kind of
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weaker Pokémon are either taken out or otherwise, you know
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cowardly and and run away. So it's the three of you against
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these like these five Pokémon you see, you see a Weevile, you
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see a crocodile. I forget, do I just like, have I
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just like given you the names of Pokémon and just assume that you
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guys know what you're looking at?
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Yeah, I mean, I feel like that's the way we've just done it the
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whole time. I think so.
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Yeah, so you see a weevile, a crocodile, a drapeon, A luxe ray
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and a dusk lops and these look to be the like the five kind of
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stronger, stronger enemies of this you know, this platoon of
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shadow corrupted Pokémon that that this Tropius is mostly
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taken care of. As you guys see this as spend
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goes out this this Drapion leaps forward and attempts to attempts
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to kind of before before you guys are ready attempts to like
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pin down spin 6 is not going to do it.
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So Sven is able to see this just as this Drapion is in the air
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and just moves to the side before this Drapion is able to
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grab it down. Can I So I I just want to.
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So this war turtle attempted to jump on Tropius, and then as it
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was doing that, a Weevil came and slashed it.
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Yes. So this Weevil is kind of like
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up on the on the starboard side of your tropius.
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Gotcha. Can I drop kick the weave out?
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You absolutely can roll me two D6 plus your attack stat.
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Oh yeah. Oh, that's a 13.
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Oh yeah. A 13 you jump off this Tropius,
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you do a sick front flip and just come down on the head of
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this Weevile. Just knock it right into the
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ground. It gets up, but it's definitely
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shaky. All right, can I scoop up the
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war portal and toss it on Propius?
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Oh yeah, if it's if that if that thing's still up, Brick's going
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to follow it with an Aquajet. All right, okay, so I'm scooping
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up brick, and then as I'm holding brick, it's just firing
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water out the back. Basically.
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Because this is a behemoth of a man.
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Yeah, how? How big is your character?
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I know, I know, I said. He was muscular.
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But. Yeah, so pretty much, you know,
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with everything going on, you don't really notice just how big
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this dude is until he jumps off, lands next to your Pokémon and
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just picks it up with ease. But you see a large dark
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skinned, just kind of wild looking gentleman.
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He's got he's got like I want to say probably shoulder length
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dreads that are salt and pepper. He's got he's got just overalls
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on, but one of them is is unlatched and he just like
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grabs. He looks to be about 6-5.
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He is. He is a couple inches shorter
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than his Tropias and he is just diesel and he just picks up and
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like tosses the ward portal on his shoulder, getting ready to
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throw it onto the Tropius. But you know, then Brick starts
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firing out and he's like OK, well I'm going to let you
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finish. You know, that's what he's
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thinking. He's like, I'm going to let you
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finish. But he doesn't say anything.
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He just waits and looks at the ward total as it attacks.
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Yeah, I got 7 on that roll, that attack roll.
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And since he's being held and not not that was just a water
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gun, by the way. All right, being held.
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It'd just be water. Good, not Aqua.
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Yeah, so that does still hit. And this weave aisle is looking
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pretty fucked up, you see. Let's see, you see this crooked
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aisle kind of lift up its hands and just steps on the ground and
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there's a just a big crack in the earth that goes up to all of
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you. Tropius is able to just quickly
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fly up, is not affected. And that was a snake eyes.
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So you see these cracks just kind of Peter out like 3-4 feet
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in front of you guys. However yeah, that'll work It it
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kind of looks, but then it smirks as from right behind it
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you see this jolt of electricity from this Lux Ray that was
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hidden behind and it hits you all with a discharge.
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And by all, I mean your Pokémon. Oh, excellent.
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You know what's going to happen. I know what's going to happen.
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So can I can can I use that to also protect Beez's character
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with like no. Fear I was going to protect your
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character. So yeah, so as this discharge
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hits the the circular arc reactor thing in Rick's chest
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just begins to glow and the tail becomes a storm cloud instead of
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a white cloud. Yeah, yeah.
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So this, this electrical energy, it looks like it's coming to
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you, Brutus, but you, Clyde and this other character, you guys
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are close enough to where the energy that was going to hit you
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kind of comes back and is sucked into brick.
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However, Tropius and Span are going to take one tick of HP in
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damage. That's cool, that's cool.
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Tropius like like gets hit and like hits the ground and and
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stumbles a bit and starts to fall and I think, oh, I almost
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said his name. My mystery character is going to
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try and like grab him or something.
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Like he he wants to. He wants to help his Pokémon
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because he knows it. Pokeballs exist.
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Yeah, OK. So yeah, he'll, he'll just,
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he'll like fire the beam out to grab Tropius and return him.
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That was my turn, OK, After getting hit with this discharge,
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you can see on like Spen's face that he's pissed and he's going
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to target the luxury and he's going to use metronome.
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Oh, God. All right, OK, roll 2D6 Got.
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It flaunt it, right? Why not?
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Oh OK, can I use requires as a cent as well to make sure it's
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an actual hit? Yeah, you can use it to
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guarantee the hit. You're still going to have to
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roll 2D6 to determine. All right, cool.
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So it does hit. So when you see bees, your
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character, I really hope one of y'all asked for his name.
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Wait, we're in the fight? There's always time.
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Talking is a free action, but you see you see this pendant on
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Clyde, It looks to be the Pennant of Raquesa.
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You see Sven is trying to channel some random energy.
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You see this pendant shake and part some energy imbues into
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imbues into Sven that allows this Lucario to lock in and and
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is able to hit strike true. So go ahead and roll 2D6 for
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I've. Been rolling shit all night.
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This is the one time we've got to impress the new guy.
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What am I other just two D6 flat?
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Yeah, just straight 2D6. That's a natural 12.
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Jesus Christ. All right, so my question is, it
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says it uses a move up to two damaged bases of all this, so
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does that mean I could technically get a mega evolution
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stage attack? You could I need you to roll or
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I need you to give me a number between 1 and 273.
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Come on, Google 233. 233 All right, Dear God, OK.
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Is this another Magnus story? It's something roll me, roll me
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two D6 and also who are you targeting?
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The luxury? Was it luxury?
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Yeah, yeah, the luxury. OK, roll me two D6.
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The 10. All right, great.
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So you see this power come through and surround Sven the
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Lucario in it's hand materializes this this alabaster
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Lance like a like the kind that like jousters use.
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It's like this alabaster white with like gold trim and span
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just kind of looks at it and just throws it at this lux ray
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and it just it hits centre mass and it does a big old bunch of
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damage. Congratulation that
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congratulation. That move that you used was
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Divine Lance. He's pretty cool, ain't he?
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Dude we've not spoke to yet. You've never seen Lucario do
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that before? You would you would recognize
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that the power that was used to make sure that this move struck
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true was the power of Raquesa, which is your patron question
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mark. Oh yeah, he just like you notice
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him just like staring at you, like squinting his eyes, just
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looking you up and down, just like.
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Looking's for free, but it's looking's going to cost you
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dude. You guys actually this this
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attack was so powerful. You see these these shadow
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Pokémon all kind of take a second to be like what the fuck
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just happened? So you guys, you guys have a
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second? OK, with his new power, I think
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Brick, now that he's on the back of this Tropius, he's going to
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ride his thundercloud and he's going to like orbit around the
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neck as he holds on to it the. Tropius is is returned.
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Oh, that's right. That's right.
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So I'm just holding brick right now all.
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Right. Well, Brick's gonna like stand
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on your shoulder and then just leap upwards.
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And with his new buff, he's going to Icy win and he can
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target three of these enemies with it.
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Yes, go ahead and roll. So this is 263, yeah.
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That's an 8, all right. Who are you targeting?
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You get to target 3. Let's see there the I'm assuming
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the Luxio's down and the was the Weevil down.
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They're both still up. The luxury looks hurt.
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The weave aisle looks very hurt. Crocodile looks decently hurt.
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Drapion has not been hit. It'll it'll be the the weave
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aisle, the Luxio and the. Crocodile.
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All right, and. That'll be one point of ice
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damage for each of them. Got it.
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Yeah, that weave aisle, it was on death's door.
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So you see this thing just just drop when it gets hit by this
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icy blast. You see this lux ray and this
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crocodile both kind of like, you know, shield themselves from the
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cold. But it looks like they are
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taking even more of a second to kind of recover.
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They look to be slower than than the other two remaining
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monsters. Bees, what are you up to?
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I think he's going to take this moment.
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And so this is this is this is what I have I have planned.
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I think he's going to, with Rick jumping off of him, he's going
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to, he's going to like run over and position himself behind the
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drapion because that's the one that has to take the damage,
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right? Correct.
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So then he's going to position himself there, he's going to
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grab one of his poker balls and he's going to just launch it
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onto the other side of the Drapion and the poker ball opens
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up and you see just this really pissed off and Buff looking
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Aerodactyl come out. And then he's just going to look
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at the Aerodactyl nod. The Aerodactyl nods as well and
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they both start charging the Braytheon.
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And I would like to do a double Larry.
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That was that was what I was thinking you were gonna do.
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So as this Aerodactyl comes out, I mean, this is a, this is a
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very, it like, I don't know if you guys have seen an Aerodactyl
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before, but this one is, you can tell that this is like larger
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than it's supposed to be. I mean, wingspan wise, we're
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talking the size of like a Cessna.
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This is like a, this is like a 20 foot wingspan.
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Holy nice. And it just, I, I imagine that
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as Bee's character, you know, starts running from the back,
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the Aerodactyl nods kind of, you know, hops off of its legs and
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it just, it flies up float like just kind of gets real low to
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the ground and they both hit it at the same time.
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Go ahead and roll 2D6 plus attack at advantage.
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So roll 3 dice and take the two highest.
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And we're using my attack or Aerodactyl.
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Use Aerodactyls attack. Got it.
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All right. So all three or fours.
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So, OK, so then that's going to be a 10.
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All right, you just see this Aerodactyl brace and as it does
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so, as it knocks into the this drapion, you see the front part
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of the aerodactyl head and the front of its wings start to
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glimmer with what looks like a steel hard shine.
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You see this Aerodactyl knock into the drapion and you see
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this other character from the back fully just shoulder checks
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this drapion into a tree and you see that this drapeon is taking
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a second to to get up. It looks like it needs to catch
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itself. So that is going to be Clyde.
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That's back up to you. OK, let's fucking attempt to
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finish this. Look, look, Co off.
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I'm going to use extreme. Spen's going to use extreme
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speed. That's 2D6 plus.
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Speed. So that's a 10.
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All right, how does Spen finish off this luxury?
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OK, so I feel like it's like a very, have you seen My Hero
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Academia where Almight is fighting the Nomu in the like
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the first season and it's just like they're both punching each
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other and he's like, I've got to go beyond plus Ultra.
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It's sort of like that. And it's just like you just see
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like thousands of flying hands like coming out of Lucario.
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And it's just like you just see the Luxio just like getting
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absolutely battered without even being able to flinch and then
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Sven disappears and then reappears where he was
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originally. Yeah, and this Lux Ray, it
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stands for a second and then it just drops and it is no longer
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moving. Very nice.
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You just brutalized a lion. I'm allowed.
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My last name's Lions. Let's see.
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Having seen that the crocodile is going to attempt, it's going
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to go for brick and it is going to hit a it looks, it looks
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especially mad that it's previous move didn't hit.
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And you see with a power you just see this, you almost see
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this crocodile grow and just send another fissure right at
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brick that is going to hit for ground damage.
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Is that super effective? Yes, all right.
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That's going to be oh, that's going to be a lot of damage
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because it's it was stomping tantrum.
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So it is OK. It's going to do 4 ticks of HP
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all. Right.
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Don't even. Phase him.
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I mean he's only got 1 left but he's still up.
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All right. And then you see, so this
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drapion is it's able to take its turn and kind of shake itself
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off. It looks like in the next moment
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it will be once again able to strike.
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And you see this dusk Lops, who has been kind of standing near
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the back of the clearing, It takes a ball of the shadow
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energy and it just shoots it. It shoots it once again, right
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at brick. Before that happens, I want to
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do a thing, yes. So Brutus throws out a poker
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ball and out of it, champers going to come out.
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Which one is that? That is my failings.
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Oh. And he's going to use protect in
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front of brick. Oh, I dig that.
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So as as it as it's flying these these five.
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So I, I looked it up. I was wrong last time.
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They're not pith helmets, pith helmets or safari helmets. 4 of
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them have just regular steel German helmets.
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The leader has a pickle hide which is the one with the the.
26:59
It's like the fancy one with the spike on top.
27:01
Yeah, OK. All right.
27:02
So, so so it's it's the pickle Haub surrounded with by a
27:05
diamond of the other four, and a shield comes in front of him.
27:09
That's sick, may I Also I just think it's funny because they're
27:14
from they're from like IRL Germany.
27:17
Can they all just have bushy grey mustaches?
27:19
Absolutely. All right, great.
27:22
And so you just see, you guys just see this mass of what looks
27:26
to be sentient helmets just jump up, create a shield, and
27:32
completely dissipate this ball of malicious energy as this
27:37
German phalanx hits the field. I need you to know that you've
27:41
done goofed because literally everything on the field is weak
27:43
to this guy, so he's just going to start running rampant.
27:46
Hell. Yeah,
27:58
bees, you are up. All right, well, you said the
28:02
Drapian's getting back up and like, shaking itself off, right?
28:07
Yep. Well, we can't have that.
28:10
So I think what we're going to do is yeah, so they're both they
28:18
both start charging towards the strap as soon as it hits the
28:22
tree, they're like all right, well, it's not down for good so
28:25
we got to finish it. So my character and this
28:29
Aerodactyl start heading towards it and you see him just kind of
28:34
like flip and as he like flips, he lands on the Aerodactyl as
28:39
it's going. And then once when it gets close
28:44
to the Draytheon, it's going to like stop immediately and like
28:50
lean back. And as it does that the wings
28:53
and feet are going to just grab the ground and just throw it.
28:58
And as that happens, he's going to jump off the Aerodactyl, jump
29:03
onto this like mass of rock, and he is going to ride the
29:08
rockslide down onto this drapium.
29:12
Nice. All right, go ahead and roll me
29:14
two D6 plus Aerodactyls attack. That is 10.
29:20
All right. So yeah, flinch is the target.
29:25
You see this drapion as soon as it gets up, it just it looks
29:29
over and it sees this just massive rock coming at it.
29:33
It tries to it tries to shield itself from the attack.
29:37
Although I am going to roll for. Something.
29:42
It's going to shield itself from the attack, but as it does it's
29:46
tail grabs you bees and it just grabs your ankle and slams you
29:52
down with a counter. Take 3 ticks of HP damage.
29:57
Okie dokie, you just hear him hit the ground and go.
30:03
Brutus, I believe that is you. Yeah.
30:07
What's all left? So there's a crocodile that
30:11
looks like it is just barely hanging on this drapion, still
30:15
looking Hardy but has taken a bit of a beating.
30:18
And this Desklops is taking a little bit of damage, but it's
30:21
kind of positioned itself near the back of the clearing.
30:23
So it's kind of away from the majority of this fray.
30:28
All right, so that that crocodile while while all the
30:31
other combat has been going on, he's going to not realize that
30:36
Nightshade has snuck up behind him and is going to use leafage.
30:40
I want that. Go ahead and go ahead and roll
30:43
for that. That's an 8 all right for one
30:47
point of grass damage which he should be weak to.
30:49
Yes. How does Nightshade finish this
30:52
crocodile? Leafage is such a weird move
30:56
because as far as I can tell they just rub their leaves on
30:58
things. I imagine it's like AI don't
31:01
know, like a leafy tackle. Yeah, it's sort of what it is.
31:05
So he's just going to sort of run and just like, you know,
31:08
he's going to trip him and then he's just going to start rolling
31:10
around on his back. Yeah, actually, you know what I
31:14
think it is? I think Nightshade kind of sends
31:18
some some leaves pinging off the back of this crooked aisle.
31:22
It turns around, but as it does, Nightshade just hits it right in
31:27
the jaw and it goes down. Yeah, that checks out.
31:36
This dust flops. Is going to act. 1st.
31:38
Oh also on my turn I want to return brick.
31:40
OK, cool. Yeah, Brick has been returned.
31:43
Actually, hang on. Does this now you know what, For
31:46
story purposes, I'm going to say that this dust flops before
31:51
Brick is able to be fully returned.
31:54
You feel the mechanism on your poker ball lock up for a second
31:59
and you see this this just bundle of energy that that this
32:04
Dusclops materializes and it feeds it into its body.
32:09
It looks like it takes significant damage as it does
32:12
this, however, a a shadow comes up and effects Brick.
32:19
Brick is going to lose a tick of HP and you see that on Brick's
32:24
ankle where it was hit it's foot, whereas you know, normally
32:28
it was a the normal war turtle color.
32:31
It's foot now looks like it has been tainted, cursed rather by
32:36
shadow energy, and that then as soon as that happens, Brick goes
32:43
down and then the poker ball mechanism is able to open and
32:47
return Brick. All right, Well, yeah, he's down
32:50
because that was the last point I needed so.
32:52
Yes, please give Brick the cursed status.
32:56
It's not going to go away quite yet.
32:58
All right, And then I think that's everything.
33:00
Let's see. The Draybeon is flinched.
33:02
Clyde, that's back up to you. OK so after seeing this Dusclops
33:06
do this mad shit, I'm going to do something fun here.
33:12
So I'm going to throw Rayo out. But what's going to happen is
33:16
I'm going to throw him out and he's going to come out midair
33:18
and Sven's going to catch him do like a like a hammer throw.
33:22
So he's going to spin and throw him towards the Dusclops, and as
33:27
he's flying towards the Dusclops and want him to use glare.
33:33
Rayo is the magic up, correct? Yes.
33:36
OK, yeah, as you hammer throw this, this bright red magic carp
33:43
that is just maniacally laughing and actually bees, I think
33:47
because of your character you're able to hear this too.
33:50
It's just this maniacal laughter coming from this fucking fish.
33:55
He has the most concerned look on his face as he's watching
33:58
this fish come out like. There no.
34:00
That's there. Go ahead and roll.
34:04
Roll for Glare to hit. I think as long as you get above
34:07
a seven, I think the Pokémon is paralyzed.
34:10
Yeah, I've got, well, I've got a nine, but it yeah, paralyzed.
34:14
Paralyzed is target but it doesn't tell me anything other
34:16
than just target is paralyzed. Yeah, it it doesn't do any
34:20
damage, but it does look like this Dusclops.
34:25
It is somehow. It looks like it is going much
34:29
slower. It looks like it's having a hard
34:31
time kind of do stuff. All right, Beezus, back to you.
34:42
We have a drapion and a dust clops that is not looking so
34:46
hot. So then, yeah, so he gets up
34:50
pissed off. He like spits a little bit of
34:53
blood out and like wipes his face, grabs another poker ball
34:58
and just slams it on the ground next to him and it opens up and
35:03
out of it comes not as big as the not as big as the the
35:09
Aerodactyl, but pretty damn close.
35:12
You just every, all of you feel the temperature around you can
35:17
get a little colder and out of this ball comes essentially like
35:24
a Galerian Articuno. Oh, that one's got legendary
35:30
Pokémon's in there. And it just comes out like it
35:33
first it comes out, it comes out and just like it's wrapped
35:37
together. And then as it comes out, it's
35:38
ball. You see the wings unfold.
35:41
And as it does, you see him, you see him, you see the guy.
35:46
Look at the Articuno and then point to the two that are left
35:52
and just like look at the Articuno and then look back at
35:55
them and the Articuno as its wings unfurl.
35:59
It's going to just, it's going to like push itself back and
36:03
then slam both the wings together and do an air slash,
36:08
which I can do. Hits a number of enemies equal
36:11
to the user's speed modifier or special attack.
36:13
Special. Which is 2, so I get to hit.
36:16
This all right? Go ahead and roll 2D6 or 2D6
36:22
plus special. That is going to be an 11.
36:28
All right. So Lynch is one of them.
36:31
So this dusclops it gets hit by this gust of wind.
36:36
It due to the paralysis, it is unable to to protect itself and
36:41
it gets hit and it goes down. This drapion really can't do
36:47
anything and it again just tries to brace itself.
36:50
But you see, as it's been just buffeted by these different
36:54
attacks, it is getting, you know, it's getting slower and
36:57
slower to to to react. And it looks like it is very
37:01
much so in the red Brutus. That is, to you, perfect.
37:07
Yeah, Phalanx is going to use Rock Smash on this trapion.
37:12
All right, go ahead. 2D6 plus attack. 9 All right, No, sorry.
37:19
10 OK. How does how does Phalanx finish
37:23
this draybeon? Yeah, so we established that
37:26
this lead phalanx just speaks very angry German.
37:30
Yes. So, so he just looked at the
37:33
others and just go, I don't know, he just says a bunch of
37:37
very angry words and they just. Hunka buggin.
37:44
They they just jump up and like, form like a ball together and
37:48
slam into this thing, Yeah. And this, this drapion, it had
37:53
no chance. That Air Cutter threw it off,
37:56
that Air Slash threw it off balance, and this rock smash
37:59
just landed the finishing blow. As this drapion drops, the
38:03
clearing is silent. I think my character, after
38:11
seeing that kind of like shoot the look at the failing, just
38:17
like just like looking at it like that was mine walks over,
38:22
picks up the Draytheon with one hand, slaps it a little bit to
38:26
try and see if it wakes up. And then out of frustration,
38:30
like tosses it up in the air. And as soon as it starts to as
38:33
soon as it gets eye level with him, he's going to head butted
38:37
into the tree and then just walk off.
38:40
Yeah, if that, if that draytheon was wasn't dead before, it's
38:44
certainly dead now. Clyde I like this guy.
38:49
And then he's going to walk over to, he's going to like, the
38:52
first thing he's going to do is walk over to Clyde and he's just
38:56
going to like, I don't, I forgot how tall Clyde is.
39:00
He's like 585. 8 So this this towering mountain of a man walks
39:06
over to you and then just like looks at you for a second, tilts
39:10
his head and then just like with one arm just grabs you into a
39:16
like a hug and just picks you up and it's like.
39:23
Bruce game off. You.
39:26
Bruce help. Brutus just start laughing, he
39:31
goes. I like this guy.
39:33
You see, you see this small Pokémon kind of flutter over and
39:38
you can see now that it's kind of in view that it is a chat
39:41
tot. And you see this chat Tot just
39:44
kind of looks at Bees's character, nods, and it's like,
39:48
yes, the master says. Thank you for your assistance.
39:55
Do I understand this or do we both understand this?
39:57
Oh yeah, yeah, no, this is like plain English.
40:00
Oh, Oh yeah, cool sound. Can I?
40:05
Can I? Can he?
40:06
Can he let me go? Brutus looks at the bird that's
40:10
been sitting on his shoulder the entire time.
40:12
The round piggy pack, Yeah, it just goes.
40:16
Can you talk? It just looks at you and just
40:20
kind of like packs the side of your head all.
40:23
Right, I'm going to like, push myself off this random man.
40:31
He's going to set you down and then like he's going to grab
40:35
your, your, your, like your medallion and he's, he's not
40:40
going to like take it off or anything.
40:41
He's just going to hold it and point to it and go.
40:48
This is better than I thought. As he does that, you see the
40:53
chat aunt just like bounce once or twice on his shoulders and
40:57
then he goes oh the master says he he notices you have a pendant
41:03
of requesa. You must be brother.
41:09
Yeah, sorry, Sorry that she caught me really off guard.
41:17
Yeah, you know, me, me and requires are like this like
41:22
this, you know, is is a is a cool dude that do do you have
41:30
much of a relationship with him? Where did you go?
41:35
Why he doesn't have the chat out.
41:38
It's like, oh, Oh well, he says some very less than reputable
41:45
things about Master Ray Quaza. They have a little thing back
41:50
and forth. It's not that he means well.
41:54
He, he has, he asks him for help.
41:56
He, he doesn't help. And then he goes, this is a
41:58
lesson to teach you how to do things in the future.
42:00
And then your best friend dies and you know.
42:03
It's not exactly that. Do do you want to show him?
42:08
And he like looks, he looks at the the guy and just says do you
42:11
do you want to show him? And he goes and he like grabs.
42:18
You see all of his poker balls are next to one another except
42:21
for one which is on. The other side I will actually
42:25
say, so I know what you're going to do.
42:28
Instead of a poker ball, you have a whistle that looks like
42:32
it looks like Recorder, but it's green with like the red and
42:37
yellow decals of Requeza. But then.
42:40
He like grabs that the fucking Dragonborn from Power Rangers,
42:45
so he grabs that and he lets out a big sigh and just goes and
42:50
like blows into it, not gracefully at all like as
42:55
disrespectfully as possible I need.
43:01
All three of you to make a roll. 2D6 plus defense as you just
43:08
feel this massive gust of wind just buff at you.
43:14
I got 10/7. That is, let's see 7 yes.
43:21
All right, Clyde, you're able to brace yourself and stay up, but
43:26
Brutus and Bee's character completely, like, fall on the
43:31
ground. Not enough to take damage, but
43:34
you just fall. As you see from above the trees.
43:36
You just see this canopy separate, a smaller version than
43:40
what you've seen, but Requesa, the God of the material plane is
43:45
floating there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
43:48
So, so, so you, you come to this guy who who has this magical
43:53
recorder when he beckon calls, but when I ask for a favor, you
43:57
just tell me, oh, it's the way of learning.
44:01
You see this you see this chat hot just kind of like pop up and
44:05
it's like, well. The master is the legendary
44:08
warrior of the material plane, so that is part of the benefits.
44:13
And you see this, this requires a nod and kind of snort at you,
44:18
making you fall down, Clyde. Well, as I'm following that,
44:21
I'll fall down on the feedback and go, yeah.
44:23
And then I'm going to look at this little chatters and we're
44:25
like, well, you know, me and Brutus here, we're the chosen of
44:27
Archaeus. So, you know, but we don't get a
44:29
special whistle to call Archaeus.
44:33
You hear? This.
44:35
You hear this reques a laugh. Right you.
44:39
Sure, he's in your head. You hear this, Requisa?
44:43
Just say. Bullshit, these two couldn't
44:48
find the ways of a mud Gray. Can I understand it because I
44:53
can use poker speak as well. Oh no, you're saying that in my
44:56
head, right? Yeah, he's saying that directly
44:58
to bees. So then I think he'll just like
45:03
look up at Requisa, look at them and then just like turn back and
45:09
take a deep breath in and just and then the chat out just like
45:20
looks wildly at my character and it looks wild, like terrified at
45:28
Requeza and just like refuses to repeat it.
45:31
Yeah, you see, this chat app just looks at you like wide.
45:34
And it's like Master Serge I, I am not going to repeat that out
45:38
loud for the sake of both of our lives.
45:43
I kind of want to hear it. Yes, I know I am.
45:50
I know I am supposed to be your voice in any way, shape or form.
45:54
But there are some things that I know better than not to say.
46:00
I'll be the only sane people in any of these realms.
46:07
I didn't think we were, but boy oh boy, it seems more like it.
46:11
You see this chat, Art looks at you and says Master Serge, I
46:18
think. I think these are the people
46:21
that are going to help us with the siege.
46:24
I think these are the prophesized to to assist us.
46:29
Yeah, that's us. But the prophecy Brutus, Brutus,
46:36
for the love of God, we have to stop trusting people like that.
46:40
Clyde I didn't. I didn't know we actually were.
46:42
I was trying to make it seem like we were.
46:45
Well, the thing he says though is, you know, we got sent here.
46:48
You wanted to defeat a Shadow Lugia.
46:51
You know, that's a whole thing. This guy speaks and a chatter.
46:57
Exactly. Exactly as the Mistress Winona
47:01
foretold, this is These are the ones that will help us with the
47:05
shadow Lugia. I see in my head I would like to
47:10
speak to Requesa real quick. Before requesa disappears.
47:14
So in the beauty of it is none of you hear this at all inside
47:21
his head. He's like, all right, so am I
47:24
supposed to be training them? Like how?
47:26
How's this going to go down? I must say, as much as as much
47:33
fun as it is, don't play the streaks.
47:37
They are strong. They will be able to help.
47:41
I recommend bringing them back to the war room, seeing if they
47:46
can take some damage to the armies before the siege begins.
47:52
OK, but you promised ME3. Why are there only two?
47:56
The third is on her way. I I to be completely frank, I
48:03
expected them all to show up at the same time, but I think the
48:10
third will show up eventually. I imagine that there's some kind
48:16
of reason for this. This is this is This is why I, I
48:23
am your champion. I will serve you.
48:24
You're. God damn right.
48:26
I've I've agreed to it already but you keep pulling this shit
48:31
on me. The last one at least.
48:33
At least promise me these aren't going to die immediately.
48:36
The last ones you sent me were trash.
48:37
I'm keeping. On with you my friend.
48:41
I don't know where the fuck the third one is, I hope.
48:46
I hope these. Meat bags can stay alive long
48:51
enough to do some real damage. I'm going to look at birds and
48:55
be like it it. Why has everyone just been so
48:58
silent for like 45? Seconds and The thing is you see
49:01
his face, you see the emotion on his face, so you know he's
49:05
talking to someone, but he's like, because he's just like
49:08
doing this. He's just like.
49:13
God, I feel like we're really. Flailing around and like, making
49:16
all sorts of gestures. Right.
49:18
Kind of a really important conversation.
49:20
I'm not entirely sure what's going on.
49:22
There's not. Sure, what he's got in one hand
49:26
kind of would know what to do. This chat odd is just like this
49:31
happens sometimes the gods work in mysterious ways as to how the
49:37
Champions are chosen but and master surge was chosen by
49:43
Master requiser. That's a that's a conversation.
49:47
Me and Requiser are going to get into another term.
49:49
Trust me on that. Our friend, we have a friend
49:53
come in, she just got a bit held up back in Sino, you know?
49:58
Is there going to be a way she can find us while she gets here?
50:01
Yes, if you if you take a look and through the canopy you can
50:06
see, you know, maybe a couple miles away, this just massive
50:09
tree that pokes out of that pokes out of the ground like.
50:12
Dwarfs everything else. Precisely the the the World Tree
50:19
is well, as you can see, pretty hard to miss We we will be
50:25
heading there to discuss matters of why we.
50:32
Require your assistance. Look, man, I'm cool with it
50:37
require requires us my like my chosen day to you know, if if he
50:44
if he no, you know what, unless you can convince me thoroughly.
50:48
This is going to be the same situation as we're back with my
50:51
flow. So it's a lesson you can't have
50:53
to learn for another day, unless you can convince me thoroughly.
50:59
Master search, should we take them?
51:02
To the war room. Oh, yeah, we, we got one.
51:06
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
51:09
And then he's going to, he's going to look up at, he's going
51:12
to look up at Raquesa and just do like a, a salute.
51:15
And as soon as Raquesa starts to fade away, he's going to like,
51:19
he's going to hold the salute until Raquesa leaves.
51:22
And then he's going to change it to just flipping double birds.
51:29
I kind of like this guy Clyde. I'm scared for our lives.
51:34
And you see this Rookway is a fly off and away through the
51:39
trees, and I think that's where we're going to end our session.
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