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Yelling at a Silent Action and Troll Trade Offer Backfired · Draft Offsides Podcast

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  Wait one second, Sam could do nice Jersey.
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  Nice. I I got it at a silent auction
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  at this the soccer tournament I played in this weekend.
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  It's nice, I like it. But I have a little story about
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  it. Tell me what you think about
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  this. I think I did like 2.
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  I did two things over both. I kind of full pause, but I
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  don't know if either of them were that big a deal.
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  But I I want to get your opinion.
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  So it's like this, it's like a 7 aside tournament.
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  It's put a lot of players and teams that I play with every
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  weekend, you know? Yeah.
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  And there was a chair like a raffle for a guy who lost his
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  home in the fires. OK Yeah.
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  And there was like, there was a raffle and then there was a
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  silent auction. And it was like, silent auction
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  ends at 1:00 PM, OK. And I was like the last name for
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  this jersey. I went over and checked it at
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  one and they're like, I'm like, when does it end?
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  I want to make sure I'm here when it ends.
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  I go it's over. It's over.
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  Like, it's over. I'm like, OK, cool.
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  I go get my stuff and I hear them and they're like doing the
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  raffle. And then after they do the
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  raffle, they start like going item by item on the silent
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  auction and being like, all right, like the last bid on this
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  is this is anyone else want to bid more for it?
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  Like it's at last bids at 60. Does anyone else want to bid 65?
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  And so I go over there and I grab the news.
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  I go silent auctions are silent. Like this is done.
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  And they were all like, whoa, like, and you know, then and
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  then afterwards I realized I was like, was that was that just
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  being a total Dick? Because they're like trying to
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  raise money for charity, like, and I was just like, silent
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  auctions are silent and like, grab the item.
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  I I don't think you're wrong. I I'm not right I mean.
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  No, you're not wrong. It's a silent auction.
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  It's a silent auction for a reason.
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  Everyone puts money down and says OK, this is how much I
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  think I can donate and that's how it goes.
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  It's not like it's not a an auction where it's $20.
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  They do a live auction after. That's how it works.
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  That's how it works. OK.
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  The other thing that I was like a little more, I was like a
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  collector, like collectors person you might understand is
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  that all the jerseys were like like vintage, like 10 plus year
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  old jerseys. And so I think that for most of
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  the guys that were there, like they were like collector items,
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  you know? Yeah.
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  And I just got, I was sweaty as shit.
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  I've been playing for like 4 hours.
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  I got this jersey. I just throw it on just some
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  people start sweating in it. And I just saw the look of
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  horror on these guys, faces that are all like jersey
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  connoisseurs, you know what I mean?
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  Yeah. So that was kind of funny.
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  Yeah, but not still. Nothing wrong with that.
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  Nothing wrong with you. You already got your jersey.
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  That's your jersey. I bought it.
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  I can. I can sweat if I want.
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  Exactly. It's all yours.
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  Thanks for reaffirming. No, you're good.
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  Man. You're good brother, you did
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  nothing wrong. I would have done.
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  The same thing, yeah, but the other, The other thing kind of
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  funny, is that I didn't try it on before I bought it, but I saw
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  it was an XL. Yeah, I was sick.
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  It'll be like super baggy. I can wear it loose.
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  That's European. It's the Italian XL.
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  It's like skinny. As hell yes the body.
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  Suit, the body suit, yeah, but it does look good.
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  Thanks. That's my Jersey story.
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  Yeah. That's beautiful.
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  Okay, a few things. Tico is traveling, so he's not
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  going to be able to join us, which is unfortunate because
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  there's some drama going on in our league with Tico that I
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  would like to speak to him about.
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  Are you being a little bitch? I'm sorry.
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  He is or I am. No, he is.
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  He made he. He's the one who made the offer,
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  correct? Yeah, so let's bring it down for
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  everyone. So I woke up this morning to an
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  offer that was just the most insane thing I've ever seen.
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  And I had to reread it like 6 times and then I had to like
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  then I had to start Googling stuff to make sure that like
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  nothing like but that the trade was just straight up Christopher
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  and cuckoo for Luis Diaz. The father was like Googling
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  like Luis Diaz dead question mark, Luis Diaz father kidnapped
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  again question mark. Like I was trying to figure out
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  like what what could have possibly caused him to make this
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  trade. And then it just, it felt like a
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  trap, like, I don't know, I felt like something was wrong.
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  Tico. Anything Tico sends I feel like
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  might be a trap. So then I I accept it and then I
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  mention it in the chat and he starts losing his mind being
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  like, no, I did. There was a mist tight click.
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  I meant to. I meant to request Cole Palmer.
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  Hey man, you win some, you lose some.
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  I, I don't know, I I feel like I partially, I think I need to set
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  it back right. No.
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  No. Why would you?
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  I feel like it's just if it was AI genuinely think it was a
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  missed click and if it's a missed click I think that's like
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  a fair fairly. Send back.
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  No it's not. That's your he's a grown ass
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  adult. He knows where he's clicking.
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  He could have gone back and cancelled that.
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  It's also remember we had something similar in the other
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  league where someone has sent a trade and completely forgot they
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  sent it and then they accepted it and I think that was actually
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  Tico who'd done that. He accepted the trade that
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  someone else forgot, Sat, and then like three months later
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  didn't cancel and he accepted it.
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  Yeah, that's pretty. Crummy.
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  I'm going to say, I'm going to say karma.
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  And this is this. We're all grown as adults and
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  this is the what you do. It is well, I was, I was getting
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  ready to send it back. So why are you?
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  Being why are you? No, don't.
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  He's That feels like the first thing to do, no?
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  No, because he I'm sorry mate. Look, look, for example, me this
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  weekend when I said Oh, no, oh, no, Watkins, I didn't mean to
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  put on my bench, you know what I mean?
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  That was that was on me. I did it.
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  OK. So now I got to live with it.
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  This is the leak. If I send you a trade, and it
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  was a silly trade. It was like when the Harlan
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  trade last season. Yeah, same thing.
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  You're talking me into like being a Batman, right?
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  Now no, not being a Batman, this is the game.
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  Tico would do the same. You think you you don't think I
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  think you might send it back? You don't think so?
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  OK, what about this? Should I?
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  What if I put a poll in our league and I ask what people
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  think? I should do No, this isn't dude,
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  you're you've said this, you've said this.
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  We are grown adults and we make deals and unless it looks
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  ridiculous. Like, it's kind of ridiculous.
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  No, it's not kind of ridiculous. And Cuckoo's starring right now.
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  Yeah, and Lucias is not playing in two games.
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  No, see, there's a games left. I don't know.
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  I'm still I'm still on the fence about it.
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  Hey, listeners, you you let us know.
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  You tell us in the comments. OK, Sergey, to put a little
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  thing in there. OK, fair enough.
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  All right, let's get into the week.
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  So as a there's, we have no game notes, correct?
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  No game notes. OK, well, that's fine.
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  We're going to fuck it. We'll do it live.
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  As I say, we'll do it live. Fuck it.
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  Do it live, Sergey. We haven't made bets in a while
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  but this FYI one of my bets is going really well.
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  Which was? The Hoyla bit.
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  Oh, you bet. The under.
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  I bet the under. That was.
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  There's like 50 players in the league that have scored more
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  goals than him this season. Oh yeah, you're done.
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  Who was that? Tico?
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  Tico was thinking, thinking highly.
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  Yeah, again, man, on how the table trend.
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  I was like, because I was actually looking at Xerxe the
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  other day because I was like, oh, like there's moments where
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  he looks kind of good on the ball.
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  I was like, oh, maybe he's like secretly having a good fantasy
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  like season or good last few games.
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  Atrocious, atrocious fantasy parts.
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  Horrid. Yeah.
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  Like no points. My and I is in a fucking.
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  I don't know, man. They're in a fucking.
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  I don't know what's going to happen.
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  It's like it's all time bad. I also, I, I like listen to
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  something that Jim Rockliff said or like, read something and he
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  was talking about he, he was pretty much like, yeah, like
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  half the team's not good enough and the other half's overpaid.
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  Pretty much, yeah, pretty much. They're they're they're not
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  going to be able to buy players because of the FFP and they're
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  going to sell players and who's going to want to buy any of
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  their and the young players you want to try to keep.
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  So you got to try sell McGuire like you've got to keep Bruno.
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  But if you do, you can sell Bruno and try to rebuild because
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  honestly, they need to fucking rebuild.
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  And I don't think building around Bruno is is going to
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  work. He doesn't even look fucking
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  happy. Fucking this all the fucking
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  time to some upset. So I don't know me and I has got
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  again. I think both Manchester and I
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  teams are going to look quite a bit different next season.
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  Agreed. Just buy all the Chelsea
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  players. Honestly, just take all the ones
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  that you guys don't want. Please please.
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  Take away Madrig and Kunku. I still I still said what the
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  fact I think in Cuckoo would actually look good in this team,
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  yeah, but in this United team. But that's just me.
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  One second, Sergey. Sergey, get off mute, Sergey.
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  Yeah, I'm here. Do you think that Keith should
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  reverse the trade and give Luis Diaz back to your brother?
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  I don't know. I don't know what happened, so I
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  don't know. He he said he did it by
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  accident. He was trying to trade for
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  Palmer. Tigo Tigo sent me the trade this
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  morning at 3340 in the morning. What do you think?
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  I feel like a part of me says if it's a mistake, that's clearly a
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  mistake, I should I should just reverse it, right?
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  I don't see it as a clear mistake.
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  Maybe they. Can pay some time, yeah.
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  It's like a junk tax or. Something.
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  Yeah. You can't take it back.
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  Once you send that text, you can't take it back.
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  You've already told the You've already told the girl you love
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  her and that you did her wrong. That's it.
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  It's over. And I'm OK with it because the
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  better chance for us to get first place.
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  OK, but that's not the logic that that's going to make.
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  Sure, nothing comes. Well, for me, that's not the,
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  that's not what I wanted to. That's not what I wanted to
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  hear. Could I be honest, though?
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  Honest. Honestly, Keith, you've said
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  this to us before. Like we're all grown adults.
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  We all send trades and that's it.
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  Do I think that's an egregious trade?
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  I don't think it's that bad of a trade.
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  I mean it's. It's a horrible.
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  Trade. It's a horrible trade.
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  Wait, but one side's always going to be a little bit more
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  lopsided than the other. Always.
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  It's not a little bit it's one is a wayward wire player, the
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  other one is a. Producing starter?
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  Well, why you go go that far? And cuckoo is not a wayward
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  wire. Play.
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  Not right now, not right now, Not right.
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  Now. I bet you if you drop him,
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  nobody picks him up. Well, well, Tiko Tiko will find
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  out pretty shortly I think. Oh shit.
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  OK, let's look at it this way though.
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  And Cuckoo has started let me kind of make games.
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  He started 123 for He started five games all season.
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  Do you want to hear his points in those games go on?
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  I'm sorry, six games all season. You want to hear the points in
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  those games go on? 6 points. 24 1/2 points.
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  Yeah. Negative .5 points, 7 1/2
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  points, 23 points, 7 1/2 points. So that runs out to he's
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  probably averaging. Like 1112 points again.
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  Yeah, those. Are his.
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  Starts just a start throughout. The season or like the past six
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  weeks? Throughout the season he's only
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  had six starts all season in the past and the since he started
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  starting games with Jackson out the last four it's been 0.0
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  negative 0.57 and a half 20 three 7.25.
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  So I just had one big game. One big game, one bad game, and
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  then two sevens. See this?
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  You see this right here? I have no sympathy for take over
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  all the shit talking he's been doing whether he did it by
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  accident or not and I don't believe it is.
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  I think he threw that as a what do you want to say like trash
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  mind game, trucking, trade, whatever you want to call it.
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  He made a mistake. That's the.
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  He made a mistake. You know what?
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  Else, you know what else? It's like when you put fucking
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  Watkins on the bench and he scores a goal, I'm sorry.
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  Or when he puts Slovos Slovos style on the bench and he
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  scored. It is what it is.
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  You know what I think he was trying to do?
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  He was trying to make a trade offer with Palmer and and Cuckoo
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  just to troll you and you probably forgot to act Palmer
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  and. That's his fault, Keith.
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  It is, yeah. I mean.
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  Stop being, Stop being like this.
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  Keith, he was like literally he was trying to troll and then he
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  got punished for it. Sergei, why did you do, when you
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  do the shorts, just do a little poll like mistake's a mistake or
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  should we forgive? We have time.
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  Don't troll. Trades count.
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  Yeah, dude, troll trades gone bad count.
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  Yes they do, yes they do. He did what he did.
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  What what what freaking Oh my God.
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  How about forgot his bloody name?
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  The guy always sends terrible fucking trace.
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  Everyone hoping they kick yes. Kyle.
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  Kyle, he did what Kyle does like all season.
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  He will send you some bullshit trade with some sort of a name
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  in it. Hope you go.
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  Oh yes, that's what he did. You know what I kind of feel
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  about that? He's not here to defend himself.
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  Who, Tico? He's not here to defend himself.
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  Let let defend. He'll defend himself on the
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  next. Episode.
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  But you know what? So you know what he reminded me
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  of is that Tico did this thing so like a few months ago, Nate
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  in our other league, Nate sent him a trade and then like it
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  just sat there for two months and then one of the players got
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  injured and then Tico stepped at the trade, which is pretty.
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  I thought that was pretty shitty, but like he did it.
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  So like Enzo was like, yeah, like Tico's not above.
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  No, he's not. He's not about that.
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  He takes a voyage when we can, No.
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  It isn't my conscious swaying my conscious.
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  Why? All is fair in love and war and
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  he fucked up. Oh he oh please do.
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  And then he's going to say there's an asterisk and I don't
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  give a shit. Just just wait.
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  Whether the storm, Keith, whether the storm be strong?
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  You know, my, my thing is like at this point, my team has been
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  so bad, like the last like 3 weeks, last like two months, is
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  that I'm not even trying to win. I, I, I'm not even trying to do
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  it to beat him. I'm just trying to do it so I
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  can like stay in second, you know what I mean?
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  It's not like I'm like doing this to beat him.
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  OK, OK, then. I, I, I accept that.
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  I appreciate that I'm trying to go for a second myself.
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  Mr. Sergey is trying to go for 3rd and 2nd right now even
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  though I whooped your ass. Hey, did you?
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  Yeah, yeah, buddy. Just keep losing.
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  Keep losing top three, baby. I'm going to get my money back.
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  Oh, man. I'll take it.
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  I'm still fine with it, man. I'm still fine.
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  Honestly. That's on me, though.
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  I put someone's on the bench and so is Watkins.
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  That's on me. I was.
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  On you. I can't believe you'd do that.
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  Well, someone's on the bench, Watkins.
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  I took off because I thought for again, Rah was going to do do
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  good and he didn't. So yeah, you know, but I still
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  won. Swear at me.
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  Wait, yeah, this has been episode 8180.
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  This been episode 80 of Draft Offsides.
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  I'm with Enzo and Sergey is here right now.
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  Follow us on all the socials. No Tico, no Tika to defend
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  Hey? Make this my thumbnail.
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  Fuck you, fuck you go. That's how you got banned from
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