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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 28th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Three, two, one.
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  Speaker 5: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Today is Wednesday.
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  Speaker 5: It is October the 28th, 2026. Happy birthday, Menace.
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  Speaker 7: Happy.
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  Speaker 5: It's Menace's birthday month, but today is his actual birthday.
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  Speaker 5: I got him a present.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 5: A little buddy. You did? Okay, he's going to get
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  Speaker 5: Menace's birthday. But anyway, my name is Woody. We'll start
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  Speaker 5: there with Menace.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hi.
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  Speaker 5: We got Greg Gorey. There is Gina Graham. Seabass just
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  Speaker 5: wanted to go get a gift. There is Sammy.
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  Speaker 8: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: We got Jeff G. Morgan is here. We got Vaughn,
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  Speaker 5: our video producer. And there's Bort. We got Menji. Phones
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  Speaker 5: are open. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over
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  Speaker 5: to 22987. All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 8: Gift time.
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  Speaker 3: New studio artwork. Artwork.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, I did see we had some new studio
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  Speaker 5: artwork that we posted on our social media. Spooky Sammy.
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  Speaker 5: That is scary.
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  Speaker 3: That is so good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's based on what? Just her and the bathroom?
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  Speaker 9: Well, it's Sammy, but she's wrapped up like a mummy,
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  Speaker 9: but it's in toilet paper because she's taking one of
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  Speaker 9: her many daily crafts.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 9: She's walking out of the bathroom, and it's all dragging
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  Speaker 9: off of her.
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  Speaker 5: She's all happy because it's food. Now, what's the menace one?
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  Speaker 5: I got Franken-menace.
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  Speaker 4: Oh!
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God, you're so ripped.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I look like Drake. God, you look great. Nice Daisy Dukes, too.
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  Speaker 5: He was puking up snails. But his body's all ripped.
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  Speaker 3: His body is just as hot as it gets.
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  Speaker 5: I do have some coochie cutters on. I'm lucky.
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  Speaker 3: Your cheeks are out.
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  Speaker 9: So yeah, I paid this very high-priced artist to do
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  Speaker 9: all this for me. And I said, hey, here's some
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  Speaker 9: stuff from the show.
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  Speaker 3: And then he did one.
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  Speaker 5: For me, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 5: Called Saboostian. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like, he's a ghost.
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  Speaker 5: Ooh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, look at that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: That's not artwork. That's a photograph.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, look at that.
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  Speaker 10: That 10-pack.
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  Speaker 5: Now, whenever you go, wherever you get these things printed up,
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  Speaker 5: do they ever say anything when you pick them up?
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  Speaker 3: Like.
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  Speaker 3: No comments. What are you using this for?
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  Speaker 5: There's a lady in a toilet and a super ripped
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  Speaker 5: ghost guy.
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  Speaker 9: Now, I've got all these, so they could live in
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  Speaker 9: the studio, but we're having an office Christmas party also
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  Speaker 9: later this week.
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  Speaker 5: A Christmas, a Halloween party. And so they might be
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  Speaker 5: seen there as well.
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  Speaker 3: Spooky Sammy. That would add to the ambiance.
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  Speaker 5: I see Bastian as projects.
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  Speaker 8: Those are good.
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  Speaker 11: Strong.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, I got an email reminding me about that training.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Which was already done. Yeah, I thought you did it.
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  Speaker 5: Not only did we do the training on the air.
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  Speaker 3: I thought, quote, you did it.
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  Speaker 5: But it was done. It was completed. And so I
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  Speaker 5: had to call that stupid number. And they're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you can just disregard that message. So they're not even
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  Speaker 5: paying attention.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: That happened to me when I did take something legit twice.
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  Speaker 3: And I kept getting the emails.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I submitted a ticket.
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  Speaker 5: I saw a story about this. Remember for a while
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  Speaker 5: they were doing those emails. They were trying to catch
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  Speaker 5: people who were clicking on links they shouldn't click on.
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  Speaker 9: Why did they stop sending those?
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  Speaker 5: They stopped that a couple years ago at least.
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  Speaker 8: They're fun.
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  Speaker 5: Because they're shaming everybody? Because there were so many employees
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  Speaker 5: that were clicking on these. It looked completely legit. Enter
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  Speaker 5: work email. What do you care?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to be more like if it's your phone
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  Speaker 5: or your home stuff. So they just said, hey, you
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  Speaker 5: guys are idiots.
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  Speaker 3: We give up.
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  Speaker 5: So, dude, Madison Square Garden, the story I saw, Madison
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  Speaker 5: Square Garden, they did a cybersecurity drill where they sent
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  Speaker 5: employees this email. It said, congratulations, your employee championship ring
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  Speaker 5: is here. Because, you know, the Knicks won the championship.
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  Speaker 5: That's cool. Offering a free personalized Knicks ring in either
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  Speaker 5: championship gold or garden classic.
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  Speaker 7: Ooh.
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  Speaker 12: Okay.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So they they they sent this thing out. Here's what
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  Speaker 5: they here's a little clip.
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  Speaker 13: The Knicks got their NBA finals rings, of course. Night before,
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  Speaker 13: Madison Square Garden sent an email to a lot of
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  Speaker 13: their longtime employees saying you are getting a ring. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 13: This one's on the house. You don't have to pay
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  Speaker 13: for it. Pick between these two options. And when you
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  Speaker 13: press the link, you found out that you had failed
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  Speaker 13: the fishing test. Those who did click the link at
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  Speaker 13: the bottom of the message, they were forced to attend
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  Speaker 13: a mandatory cybersecurity class to help satisfy some of Dolan's
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  Speaker 13: growing cybersecurity concerns.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, so.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 12: It sucks.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, they called it an unfortunate mistake, but the company...
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  Speaker 5: You know, they had been recently hacked and extorted through
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  Speaker 5: a real phishing attack, and they say they are now
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  Speaker 5: gifting more than 275 rings and stuff worth over $ 3.
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  Speaker 3: 7 million.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so the employees who clicked.
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  Speaker 5: They had to go to this thing, so they got homework.
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  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: And the ones who didn't, I guess, are getting rings.
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  Speaker 5: 3.7 mil. Yeah, that homework sucks. They just shame us here.
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  Speaker 5: Not me, because I'm not stupid. Today is International Animation Day.
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  Speaker 5: In addition to being Menace's birthday, it's Lung Health Day.
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  Speaker 5: Today is National First Responders Day. It's Wild Foods Day.
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  Speaker 5: National Chocolate Day. Just in case you're wondering what other
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  Speaker 5: holidays you share, man, it's here today.
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  Speaker 3: On your birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Speaking of birthdays, here we go.
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  Speaker 3: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to party like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to sip a toddy like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: And you know we don't give a fuck if.
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  Speaker 5: That's your birthday. Now, Menace is 47 years old today,
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  Speaker 5: you guys. What?
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  Speaker 3: So old.
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  Speaker 5: So old. Gross.
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  Speaker 3: ARP.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Menace, what other celebrities do you share a
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  Speaker 5: birthday with? You should know this. Bruce Jenner.
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  Speaker 6: Bruiser.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it's Caitlyn Jenner.
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  Speaker 7: Caitlyn?
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  Speaker 3: How dare Caitlyn?
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  Speaker 5: Caitlyn Jenner is 77.
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  Speaker 14: I didn't know if Caitlyn was still having this birthday.
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  Speaker 14: Maybe she had a new one.
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  Speaker 5: 77.
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  Speaker 3: Who else?
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  Speaker 5: Who else is on? A lot of people. A lot
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  Speaker 5: of well-known.
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  Speaker 3: Names on there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I can't remember. How about Julia Roberts? Julia Roberts.
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  Speaker 15: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: She's 59 years old today. You can't think of any
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  Speaker 5: other ones?
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  Speaker 3: No. All right.
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  Speaker 5: Bill Gates. Bill Gates. Bill Gates is 71 today. You
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  Speaker 5: share a birthday with Joaquin Phoenix.
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  Speaker 3: R.I.P.
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  Speaker 5: It was 52. Pretty cool, I guess. Country singer Brad Paisley. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: Brad Paisley. Joaquin Phoenix was only 52?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Seems like he's 90. Same birthday today as Brad Paisley.
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  Speaker 5: He's 54. Nolan Gould, he was Luke Dumpy.
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  Speaker 3: On Modern Fodder.
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  Speaker 5: He's 28.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 5: The Rickness, Andy Richter. Oh, what? Oh, my God. I
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  Speaker 5: love the Ricker.
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  Speaker 3: You are his biggest fan.
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  Speaker 5: The Ricker is somebody different. Isn't that Ricky Schroeder?
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  Speaker 3: That's Ricky Schroeder.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, Andy Richter is 60. Annie Potts from Ghostbusters. She's
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  Speaker 5: the voice of Bo Peep in Toy Story. She's 74. Ghostbusters,
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  Speaker 5: what do you want? And then Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue.
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  Speaker 5: He's still alive?
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  Speaker 3: He's still around?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's 82 today. I did have something.
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  Speaker 14: About Andy Richter, and I should have known his birthday
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  Speaker 14: too because him and I used to live in the
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  Speaker 14: same building for a while, and I never talked to him.
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  Speaker 14: But one day we got stuck in the elevator, and
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  Speaker 14: it was like three weeks later after his birthday, and
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  Speaker 14: I go, oh, you just had a birthday.
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  Speaker 5: And he goes, yeah, like three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, I know. And that was it.
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  Speaker 5: That sounds like a fun conversation.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, bye.
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  Speaker 3: All right, bye.
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  Speaker 5: All right, now, Menace, you also share a birthday with
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  Speaker 5: Mo Johnson. That is today's porno birthday, a.k.a. Mo the Monster, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 5: Mo Muscles. In honor of Menace's birthday, today's porno birthday boy,
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  Speaker 5: you know, because he loves wieners.
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  Speaker 3: I know, because he's got one.
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  Speaker 5: And today's dark-skinned birthday boy has been in 708 fine films,
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  Speaker 5: including Black Vagina Slayers. He was in Bomb Ass White Booty,
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  Speaker 5: Volume 20. Fat Ass Addiction, Volume 1. He was in
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  Speaker 5: Bang by a Bunch of Brothers, Volume 1. He was
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  Speaker 5: in Black Loads Matter.
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  Speaker 8: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 5: And then Who Can Forget His.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then who can forget his unforgettable role in That
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  Speaker 5: Rapper Destroyed My Crapper. Okay. What's going on? That's Mo Johnson,
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  Speaker 5: Mo the Monster, Mo Muscles, who is 45 years old today.
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  Speaker 5: And that is your porno birthday and your celebrity birthday
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  Speaker 5: here on Menace's birthday.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: All right, let's check in with Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: He's got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it took 12 innings and a whole lot of
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  Speaker 3: heartbreak for Tampa Bay, but the race finally got on
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  Speaker 3: the board in the World Series, beating the Brewers 4-3
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  Speaker 3: in a game that lasted until 12.39 in the morning
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  Speaker 3: Eastern time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's give the credit to Bert Kreischer.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, he pretty much helped them win.
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  Speaker 5: He was on the field with his shirt on. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: that's weird. Leading the crowd in a towel wave. Yep, respectful.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, and they pulled it off.
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  Speaker 5: This 12th inning with their season.
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  Speaker 3: On the line so milwaukee was three outs away from
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  Speaker 3: the sweep in their first ever title in franchise history
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  Speaker 3: up 3-2 after a rookie Cooper Pratt homered it in
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  Speaker 3: the top of the 12th. But a throwing error by
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  Speaker 3: Joey Ortiz opened the door, and the Rays walked it
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  Speaker 3: off with four straight singles, the winner off the bat
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  Speaker 3: of pinch hitter Ben Williamson. Now the Brewers' bullpen, which
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  Speaker 3: had basically been unhittable all postseason, finally cracked with Shane
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  Speaker 3: Drohan facing four hitters, not getting a single one out.
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  Speaker 3: So Milwaukee still leads the series 3-1, Game 5 back
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  Speaker 3: in St. Pete tonight. Also in the news is Irene Miller.
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  Speaker 3: She's a 50-year-old professional photographer from Florida. She got arrested
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  Speaker 3: at Orlando International Airport. Cops say she was about to
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  Speaker 3: board this plane for Vegas for five days, but slight problem.
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  Speaker 3: She had left her four kids, ages 14, 12, 11,
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  Speaker 3: and 9, at home without any overnight supervision.
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  Speaker 5: Another one of these.
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  Speaker 3: They do that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I did hear about it. Did you see
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  Speaker 5: how she got caught? No.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, she had told cops that she did arrange for
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  Speaker 3: a babysitter to come in the morning to get the
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  Speaker 3: kids ready for school and then check on them after school,
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  Speaker 3: but not to stay overnight. Now, the funny part is
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  Speaker 3: how she got busted. Her kids actually snitched on her
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  Speaker 3: because the nine-year-old kid got injured when a dumbbell hit
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  Speaker 3: him in the head.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Cops showed up. They found the four kids alone, and
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  Speaker 3: they said, yeah, mommy's gone. So the boy got treated
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  Speaker 3: at the hospital and released. And then their father, who
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  Speaker 3: is in the picture, he took all four kids to
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  Speaker 3: his house. Why not just.
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  Speaker 5: Arrange for him to watch the kids? She probably hates him.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I went right to the comments section.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And there are a lot of people saying, hey, man, 80s,
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  Speaker 5: 90s kids. Like, we were left. Our parents went on
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  Speaker 5: business trips and things like that.
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  Speaker 7: Totally.
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  Speaker 5: And we were told to do what these kids did.
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  Speaker 5: If there's an emergency of any kind, like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: my brother drops a dumbbell on his head, then you
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  Speaker 5: call and ask for help. But otherwise, everybody's fine. We
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  Speaker 5: had kids who were, like, doing a lot of babysitting
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  Speaker 5: at 14 years old.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Looking after newborns while they're paying. out and getting smashed
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  Speaker 5: for the night i was.
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  Speaker 17: Watching babies when i was 11 years old and i
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  Speaker 17: just remember all they wanted us to know was there's
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  Speaker 17: pizza money a magnet you know a magnet on the fridge.
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  Speaker 8: And the uh poison control number like what.
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  Speaker 5: Am i gonna do with that that's right well if
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  Speaker 5: you get uh.
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  Speaker 8: I think i poisoned a child.
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  Speaker 3: See, I remember being alone as a kid at home,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't remember being home alone overnight as a kid.
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  Speaker 3: It was never overnight. I think I was probably 18
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  Speaker 3: when I stayed alone overnight.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but overnight, that was definitely a no-no. We had
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  Speaker 3: babysitters up until probably, I would say, 12, maybe?
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  Speaker 8: Well, what were you doing at 17?
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  Speaker 3: Well, my parents never went out of town.
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  Speaker 5: Did you get a babysitter?
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  Speaker 3: My dad was gone constantly. My mom was never gone.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: And I loved having the house to myself. It was
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  Speaker 3: so fun. So this Irene lady, she's been charged with
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  Speaker 3: four counts of child neglect.
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  Speaker 5: Well, now people are getting arrested if they let their
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  Speaker 5: kid walk down to the park by themselves. We've seen
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  Speaker 5: those stories.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: People call the cops on them. Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 3: The WNBA, they cannot get their ish together when it
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  Speaker 3: comes to scheduling. So they're getting some heat over this
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  Speaker 3: scheduling mess that could put a championship-clinching finals game right
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  Speaker 3: in the middle of a Thursday afternoon. That's what everybody wants.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody's going to watch it anyway.
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  Speaker 11: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: Totally. So the Golden State Valkyries, they're leading the Atlanta
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  Speaker 3: Dream three games to two, and game six is now
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  Speaker 3: scheduled for 12.30 p.m. Eastern time at State Farm Arena
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  Speaker 3: in Atlanta. Now, the problem is the Atlanta Hawks also
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  Speaker 3: have an NBA game that same night, so the WNBA
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  Speaker 3: had to move up their game to make room for both. Now,
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  Speaker 3: some analysts say the blame is just totally on the
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  Speaker 3: WNBA because they should have secured the arena dates earlier.
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  Speaker 3: The blame, they say, not on the Hawks. They had
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  Speaker 3: already agreed to push their game back by an hour.
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  Speaker 5: I think there's two reasons that people claim they like
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  Speaker 5: to watch this crap, too.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Because it's chick hoops.
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  Speaker 5: Number one, to be politically correct. Yes. They got to say, oh, man,
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  Speaker 5: I really love. I really love watching this really exciting
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  Speaker 5: layup competition. Number two, I think it's people like Jeff G.,
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  Speaker 5: who's just so addicted to basketball that it's kind of
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  Speaker 5: like a person who's such an alcoholic, they'll drink hand sanitizer.
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  Speaker 5: They'll watch anything that has to do with.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Just because it's sports. Basketball in particular. He's a super
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  Speaker 5: basketball fan. He's hardcore basketball. That's the thing. Again, alcoholics
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  Speaker 5: will drink hand sanitizer and You know, mouthwash, anything to
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  Speaker 5: get a little bit of an alcohol buzz.
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  Speaker 8: So, Jeff, is the WNBA the hand sanitizer of sports?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fan of a few of the ladies that
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  Speaker 1: play in the league. I was telling Woody this yesterday
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  Speaker 1: while we were sitting in the office. You know, what's
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  Speaker 1: funny about that story, Greg, is if the Valkyries win tomorrow,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: they win the championship, and they're going to have to
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: have an abbreviated celebration.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine?
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: Drink the champagne.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: We've got to hoax it. We've got to clean it up.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: We've got to change the floor and everything.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: So hurry up, ladies. Celebrate quickly.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: We've got to turn these tables. We've got a restaurant.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: We've got more people coming. You ever go to a restaurant, Greg,
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: and they're like, you don't.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Have a reservation.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: You just do a walk-in.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: They go.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can get you a table, but I got
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: to have that table back by whatever time.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, they give you a deadline.
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: They give you like one hour because I can fit
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: you in.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: But yeah, we're good.
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: We know what we're going to order. We'll be out
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: of here. Hey, as long as you guys can bring
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: the food and we've been on time, we'll be good.
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: You turn that table.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: I like all the fighting though. The fighting's fun. Medicine
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: is love of the drama of reality shows and things
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good. The good news is next season, The
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Dream is going to share State Farm Arena full time
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: with the Hawks. So he's scheduling things shouldn't happen again. Also, Philadelphia,
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: they have a long history when it comes to bizarre
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: high profile cargo thefts. Oh, yeah. involving millions of coins
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: and thousands of pounds of seafood, entire truckloads of meat.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: And the latest heist happened this week. Six men stole
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: about 3,000 pounds of frozen snow crab off a tractor
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: trailer in southwest Philadelphia. This was, like all the others,
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: while the driver was asleep in the cab. And then
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: he chased them down the street when he got out
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: to confront them, but so far no arrests have been made.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Philly's weird crime, that is definitely a thing. So looking
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: back at some of the other cases... In 2023.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Was it pennies or something like that?
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: It was five tons. It was dimes. Yeah, in one
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: case it was dimes. There was also five tons of
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: frozen turkey wings that got stolen. Two million dimes from
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: the Philadelphia Mint. A bunch of those dimes were later
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: found just scattered across a Walmart parking lot. And the
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: crew they arrested for that one was linked to other
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: thefts that also involved crab legs, shrimp. meat, beer, and liquor.
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: Who do you offload those to?
• 16:17
  Speaker 16: I know.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: Who do you offload the turkey wings to?
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, the hood will buy them in a second.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: You just set up a little card table? Yeah, you
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: could give them away. You could sell them.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: You never watch Goodfellas?
• 16:26
  Speaker 11: I have.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: The cigarette hijack? No, but that's... That makes sense, but
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: like food.
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's shelf stable.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: Well, okay, so Friends Fars... Friends of ours own restaurants,
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: and the food cost is super high. You got a
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: guy who's like, hey, man, I can get you all
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: these turkey wings for way cheaper than what you get
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: at the restaurant depot.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: Don't ask any questions.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: They'll take it.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: So is this the equivalent of my Facebook marketplace storage?
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: Pretty much.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows what's going on. The crab legs would be tempting, though.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: And they have to come up with a new system
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: here because it happens so much. How have they not
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: changed procedures when you are the truck driver of this
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: snow crab truck? Don't sleep in the cab.
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: No naps.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: I think you're in on it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 11: Exactly.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: I think you pretend to sleep. Because this is very
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: clearly an organized crime. That one crew is tied to
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: all those other ones. It's an organized crime thing.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Inside job.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you pay the driver a little bit to, quote,
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: be asleep. And then, hey, you're going to get out
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: and you're going to chase us. We're not going to
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: shoot you or beat the crap out of you.
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: Hey, shoot me in the leg so it looks real.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Right. It does happen.
• 17:26
  Speaker 8: You're right.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: That's a great point, Woody. Well, we're going to have
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: to end on some really sad news because People Magazine
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: is still doing this, the sexiest man alive, objectifying men.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's awful. I'm outraged. We have personalities. We
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: have thoughts. We have dreams. But Noah Wiley has been
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. Yay!
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: He objectified.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I know. There's so much more to him than his looks.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Now I get it, ladies who are arguing about Sidney Sweeney.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Now I get it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Now I'm understanding.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Noah is 55 years old. He stars in The Pit,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: which rules the medical drama.
• 17:59
  Speaker 17: So brooding.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: He plays Dr.
• 18:00
  Speaker 15: Robbie.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: It's so good. Noah says he thought being named the
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Sexiest Man Alive was just a prank and that his wife, Sarah,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: helped convince him to accept the title. Ha ha! Ha ha!
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: He got famous playing Dr. Carter on ER back in
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: the 90s. And then I looked up last year's Sexiest
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Man Alive because I forgot they had done this. Somebody
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I've never heard of. Jonathan Bailey, a British gay actor.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, he's from Wicked. That's right. So they don't do
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Hottest Chick of the Year, right?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: They don't.
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: And she's not 55 if they do.
• 18:29
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: So here you go. Like when people go, oh, you
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: guys do Fat Chick, Skinny Chick. Why don't you do
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Fat Dude, Skinny Dude? Well, the same reason they don't
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: do Hottest Chick of the Year, but they do Sexiest
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Man Alive.
• 18:39
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, it is disgusting. I think we can all agree. Yeah.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: I don't support it in any way.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I'm offended.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: We'll have counselors in the hallway later if you need them.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you. I mean, this is the thing that I've
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: been working on for years and nobody listens.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: So that's what's going on, Wood. All right.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Greg Goring.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: You got it. The Woody Show. Dude.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Pretty crazy story. I know you like all this true
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: crime stuff, Gina Graham.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: A cold case from 1974 has been solved thanks to
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: some DNA that connects Ted Bundy to the murder.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Whoa. Really? Yeah. Weird.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: So the victim was a 17-year-old girl and a DNA
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: profile that was recovered from her autopsy matched the profile
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: recovered from the body of another 17-year-old victim whose case
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: was resolved back in April.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: So they're able to tie all this stuff together now.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: So if you're keeping score at home, that brings Ted
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Bundy's body count to 30.
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: Dirty.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: And he did confess to, it was right around 30,
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: but they hadn't. Identified everyone.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 14: There's some guy from Ohio that's just not as famous,
• 19:53
  Speaker 14: but he did like, I don't know, 60 plus murders.
• 19:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: Where's his shine at?
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: He gets no shine. Where's his celebrity?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: He's supposed to be.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Why is he not a household name? Give him a
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: shout out.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: He's supposed to be like the number one dude. Oh, God,
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: you guys know how much I hate the Internet and
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I hate social media, people that are on it. Where was,
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: let me find this real quick.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: That was the good old days, though, when we, remember,
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Ted Bundy actually got executed.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Good old days.
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: That was a, that's a lost art.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 14: Oh, did you hear that we're not seeing that live
• 20:23
  Speaker 14: execution because the guy is in a wheelchair?
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Did you hear about that? I guess that's why I
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: got called off.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Because they don't want to shoot a guy in a wheelchair.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: You know the magazine, I guess, In Touch Weekly?
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: So the headline on social for them, Casey Anthony. Remember her?
• 20:44
  Speaker 11: Oh, sure.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. What did she do?
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: I always get her mixed up with Susan Smith. Did
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: she drown her kids in the bathtub or did she
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: back her car into the lake?
• 20:51
  Speaker 11: Allegedly.
• 20:51
  Speaker 17: No, she did not kill her daughter, allegedly, who was
• 20:54
  Speaker 17: found in the trunk or.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Was transported in the trunk.
• 20:56
  Speaker 18: Allegedly.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Casey Anthony appears to be the latest celebrity to weigh
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: in on Shane Gillis' controversial monologue. We're calling her a
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: celebrity now? That's the reference on her?
• 21:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: This is a woman accused of killing her children.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Her daughter. And most likely did.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. She got away with it. Yeah, she was the
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: one who- It's like OJ.
• 21:19
  Speaker 17: Died her hair brown and got bangs and had- just
• 21:22
  Speaker 17: to like look innocent yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Now the thing is at least OJ was a celebrity
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: before all the murder all the murder that's not how
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: he got famous that's not how he got famous the
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: only reason we know who Casey Anthony is so we're
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: saying is the first celebrity now okay if she wants
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: to chime in on what's the other chick's name Clancy.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 19: Fine.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: You know what? That might be a person. That's your wheelhouse.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: That might be a person to talk to. But like,
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: did we need to hear from Casey Anthony about Shane Gillis?
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Not even once. And his Saturday Night Live. Like, what
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: a stupid world, you know?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: That gypsy girl's a celebrity now.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, Gypsy Rose Blanchard. I sent this to Menace yesterday because, man, like,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: I forget who said it, but like, man, the Internet
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: is not real life.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Not at all.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: The Internet is a place, but it's not real life.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: It's not reflective of real life. It's all bullish, fakery,
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: front end, pandering, all the stuff that is not real.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: And this is a good this is a really good
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: dash posted, posted this. And then Charlemagne, the God reposted this.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Welcome to the Internet where Michael Jordan isn't the GOAT.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Martin's TV show was not funny. Jay-Z is and always
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: has been an irrelevant rapper. And Eddie Murphy was never funny.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Welcome to the Internet. It's like, yeah, what a what
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: a B.S.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Place.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Some other crime. You know, Miranda Lambert. She's the country singer, right?
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: She was talking on this podcast about this meet and
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: greet that she did about this fan that walked up.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: And since she didn't want a picture, she just wanted
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: to tell her something. She said the woman said that
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: she finally had enough. And that Lambert song, Gunpowder and Lead,
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: gave her the courage to shoot her man.
• 23:08
  Speaker 14: Oh, no.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: And she got away with it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: Now she's an accessory after the fact.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: So Miranda Lambert's like, I needed a minute before I
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: could go back to meeting fans. Because she kind of realized, like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: you know, a character in a song. influenced a person
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: to do something like that in real life and she
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: did not like that i mean it is.
• 23:32
  Speaker 17: A great song but the lyrics are like i'm going
• 23:35
  Speaker 17: home gonna load my shotgun basically i mean it is
• 23:38
  Speaker 17: that she's gonna kill the boyfriend.
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: Well what about goodbye earl that song's been around forever wasn't.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: That yeah that's true yeah Yeah, I don't know.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: Not as influential, apparently.
• 23:48
  Speaker 18: Well, when Lady walks up, she's like, I just want
• 23:50
  Speaker 18: to tell you that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: She's like, I'm like, and then she's like, and then
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: I'll say, and then she says.
• 23:56
  Speaker 18: Finally had enough, and that song gave me the courage.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: And I did shoot him, and I got off.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: Like, she was dead serious.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Now, when you say you got off, like, you were
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: so excited that he was gone.
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: I think so.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: You knocked one out.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got away with it. It gave me the courage.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: And I did shoot him and I got off.
• 24:12
  Speaker 18: Like she was dead serious. Like she was hardcore. And
• 24:16
  Speaker 18: I just realized at that moment, like this isn't just
• 24:19
  Speaker 18: me on stage playing a character or me playing a
• 24:21
  Speaker 18: character in the studio. This is a serious song we
• 24:23
  Speaker 18: wrote about a serious matter. And it's like touching people.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Wait, so, okay, this is a, Dumb follow-up. That's a
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: real story? This woman actually shot her man?
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: And got away with it? Yeah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Well, she got off. Like, it was self-defense or whatever. Yeah,
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: or maybe on a technicality or something like that. But
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: she was very proud. And she wanted to tell Miranda
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Lambert about the role that her song played.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: You've inspired me.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Miranda.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Pretty great. Wow. Good job.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: What?
• 24:54
  Speaker 11: What?
• 24:55
  Speaker 20: Weird.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: He must have been a really bad dude.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Texter says, I don't mind that Jay-Z is the halftime
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: show at the upcoming Super Bowl, but I resent the
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: fact that he chose himself.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: But he's chosen other people for the past, what, seven years?
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: He is as qualified.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: He has a billion hits. He's way more qualified than
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Kendrick Lamar, and Kendrick Lamar was overqualified. He's a big star.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: So Jay-Z's even bigger. And more, and by the way,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: more mass appeal than you can argue for Bad Bunny
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: or Kendrick Lamar, some of these other ones of the
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: more recent halftime shows.
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: He's like a legacy actor.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: He's a multi-platinum selling artist. Again, it's not like he's
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: never done music before. When these people all of a
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: sudden decide that, you know, like if Billy Bob Thornton
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: was in charge of picking who played the Super Bowl,
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: And he put his band in there.
• 25:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: You're known as an actor. You're not known as a musician.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I got.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know why people, somebody said it the other day,
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: we were talking about it. Why does everybody always get
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: so worked up, whether it's Bad Bunny, whoever it is,
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: they get so worked up about the Super Bowl halftime show.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Fake outrage.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Just go to the bathroom if you don't want to watch.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: It's more chilly.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't understand why that is such a big
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: point of contention.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I completely agree with you. It's a non-issue to me,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: but I only got worked up one time. And that
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: was when everybody said the weekend was boring. I was
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: so violently opposed to that. It was so the antithesis
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: of boring. He was great. He was fantastic.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: And if Jay-Z's smart, maybe he brings Linkin Park with him. Oh,
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: he do, yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: That'd be cool.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: That'd be kind of cool, you know, if he really
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: brings out different types of guests to make it a
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: little bit more massive.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: They always bring out guests, right? Yeah. I'm sure he'll
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: bring out Beyonce for, you know, they'll do like Crazy
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: in Love or something.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: And, you know. Even though it's her song.
• 26:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: It sucks that he picks it himself because he doesn't
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: have any hits, you know?
• 26:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 14: You got to sit through all that performance.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Not knowing any of the songs. Well, The Weeknd was
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: such a big thing at that moment. But, man, I
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: do find the music to be boring.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: He's one of those artists where I'm like, oh, immediately
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I'll pinch out.
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 27:05
  Speaker 17: Next.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Total opposite. I think he's so good. He's got the
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: coolest voice. That halftime show was awesome. And everybody that
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: I know, oh, that was so boring. What? You're on drugs.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: It was weird, though.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: The performance.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Well, you like boring stuff. And you're usually proud about it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: You're usually proud about leaning into, like, you find boring
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: things great.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: You're right. But this is not under that umbrella. It
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: was the opposite of boring. It was even filmed well. Like,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: the way the camera followed him walking down the whole field.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: It was so cool.
• 27:36
  Speaker 21: So that's my question for you.
• 27:37
  Speaker 17: The way the camera filmed him, it was just almost
• 27:40
  Speaker 17: like the same shot the whole time. There wasn't a
• 27:42
  Speaker 17: lot of variety or stuff going on.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: So what was.
• 27:45
  Speaker 21: so entertaining for you.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's so great about it, Greg? What's wrong with you?
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: The shiny backgrounds that he had.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I'm a fan of the music. His voice is flawless.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: He's interesting.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: He's mega overrated.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: He's underrated. See, this is the only halftime show I've
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: ever gotten worked up to. Hi, welcome back.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: So I'm a.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Reading about this three-year-old kid, and he's playing against, like, five-year-olds.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: It's in this, like, soccer league, right?
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: Uh-huh.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: An I-9 sports— I don't know what I-9 is.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Isn't that a tax form? Gotta fill out the I-9. Yeah.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: And so, like, I guess week after week, nobody— could
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: take the ball off this kid. Like, he's so good.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Three?
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's three. He's playing against five-year-olds. I mean, the
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: five-year-olds suck.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Like, you ever go to, like, a five-year-old soccer game?
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's adorable, but it's also boring. Yeah, or
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: any kind of, like, you know, kid sport up until, man,
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: damn near middle school. Like, everybody, like, soccer, they always
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: congregate around the ball.
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: They're like little bees swarming.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nobody's playing a position.
• 29:04
  Speaker 12: No.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: But this kid was, like, Crushing these kids.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Big time. Awesome. Pretty funny. Ruled.
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: So this kid, he scored like 10 goals in one game.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: And so now the other parents were complaining. It was unfair.
• 29:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Accusing the three year old of just trying to put
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: on a show he's three does he even think that
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: way or is he just like oh he just loves
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: playing and he's playing I'm playing a game I don't
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: think he's gotten everyone else just sucks I'm sorry I
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: don't think he's gotten to the point where he's thinking
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: about I'm just gonna make everybody else look.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: Bad yeah he's super into nuance in preschool.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: So the parents the parents are complaining or whatever and
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: they called The cops.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: What?
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: They called the police?
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What are they going to do?
• 29:56
  Speaker 11: What?
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: They called the police on a three-year-old because he's too good.
• 30:01
  Speaker 16: They called the police on a three-year-old because.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: He had the ball for too long and nobody else
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: can get the ball.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: So the league office is going to reach out to you.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: I'd give it about a week, okay? Because the kid's
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: too good.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: He didn't do anything wrong. He didn't beat up another kid.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: He didn't... Nothing like that. So the league... Issued a trespass.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Police escorts the family off the field in front of
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: the other kids and all the other kids and the parents. Again,
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: all he did was be good.
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: Issued a trespass against the three-year-old and their family, not
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: the one who called the police?
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Good God.
• 30:37
  Speaker 14: So a little more context. He, I guess, wasn't even
• 30:41
  Speaker 14: supposed to be playing with these kids because he was
• 30:43
  Speaker 14: too good. So he was supposed to be put in
• 30:46
  Speaker 14: a different league to play against.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: The better league. What, eight-year-olds?
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: I was going to say three.
• 30:51
  Speaker 14: Yeah, but he was supposed to be put in a
• 30:53
  Speaker 14: different league to play against better players. And then so
• 30:56
  Speaker 14: the parents were upset that he was still in the
• 31:00
  Speaker 14: league with the sucky players. So that's why they called
• 31:03
  Speaker 14: the police. I'm not saying that they should have. But
• 31:06
  Speaker 14: to give you a little more context.
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: What does this have to do with the police?
• 31:09
  Speaker 14: Yeah, because I guess they wouldn't leave or whatever and
• 31:12
  Speaker 14: then continue to be there. And I get it. Like,
• 31:16
  Speaker 14: I'm not supporting it in any way. It actually happened
• 31:18
  Speaker 14: to me when I played soccer because I was put
• 31:20
  Speaker 14: in the wrong league and I was put in with
• 31:22
  Speaker 14: younger kids when I was older. And I was crushing
• 31:25
  Speaker 14: these kids. And the parents did complain. And I got
• 31:27
  Speaker 14: switched to a different league after the game.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: And I got arrested.
• 31:30
  Speaker 14: No, no one called the cops. They just waited until
• 31:32
  Speaker 14: after the game and I got switched to a different league.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: Oh my God.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: This kid was good, dude. He was doing like 360s. Yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: He was really good. Yeah, hell yeah. So to the
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: parents that called the cops, just get your kid better.
• 31:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Don't suck.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Coach up your kid.
• 31:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Tell your kid not to suck. Somebody says, not true.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: The three-year-old's parents were acting up and the police were
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: called on the parents. Well, that became the thing where
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: it was like- Yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: The adults were fighting.
• 31:57
  Speaker 14: The adults were like, he's not even supposed to be here.
• 31:59
  Speaker 14: He's supposed to be in a better league and blah, blah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 14: And that's where the argument came in.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Some of the people saying the three-year-old's parents were filming
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: other kids and live streaming it on TikTok.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, look, there's always two sides to a story.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: This kid is really good. Calling the cops is a
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: little extra. Over kids' soccer. Did you hear the follow-up too, though?
• 32:24
  Speaker 14: But the kid has been invited to go to like,
• 32:26
  Speaker 14: professional soccer league camps and stuff like that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: This is going to shoot him into the stratosphere now.
• 32:32
  Speaker 17: 100%.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: When I was in soccer as a kid, I was
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: a fullback. I didn't even know what it meant. I
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: didn't even know how the game worked. I didn't know the...
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I knew nothing. I just stood there and talked to
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: my friend Mike the whole time. And my dad would
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: be on the sidelines.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: Gregory, be aggressive.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: And I didn't know what aggressive meant. I'm like, huh?
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Stop being such a pussy.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: Okay, but who wants a flower necklace? Because I'm sitting
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: on the sidelines.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Do you like buttercups?
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: Also, my husband decided to coach my kids soccer league
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: and he'd never played soccer. He doesn't know anything about soccer.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: So everything he learned was from YouTube. And he had
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: to be like, what in the hell does offsides mean?
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: Like he had to learn everything from scratch.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: I was I was talking to somebody, man. They were
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: telling me about how, you know, their kid, you know,
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: playing baseball. And, like, the kids are ordering snacks in
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: frozen cokes from the snack bar in the dugout.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: During the game.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: And so, like, one of the kids, like, they're calling
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: their name, like, Greg, your slushie's now available. And the
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: kid leaves the bench, goes to the snack bar. Like,
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: that's allowed?
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so funny.
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: That is not cool.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: It's not that serious. I know, but like the whole,
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: you're trying to teach kids about, you know.
• 33:44
  Speaker 20: Thank you.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: That's the point.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: There are certain lessons that sports give kids as part
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: of their development.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Discipline development. Teamwork.
• 33:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: ICs, by the way, ICs are for winners and closers.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not when your team's getting crushed by 10 runs
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: or whatever it is. Yeah, somebody said TMZ released the
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: full 911 call. Oh, I didn't hear that. That's where
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: we're at now?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, man.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, either way, parents ruined it for this kid
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: because if it was his parents or the other parents,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: it's just become way too big of a spectacle for
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: a three-year-old that's good at soccer.
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: Well, and at the park near our house, there's a
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: sign that says, players play, coaches coach, parents cheer. Like
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: you have to tell them now not to fight.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that how that works?
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: But you have to say that now because they'll fight
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: with the coaches, these like volunteers.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: My son, 17, he's a ref for kids hockey. And
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: he said the parents are the worst. And he always
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: has a story every week about, you know, some parent
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: who's like waiting for him when they get off the
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: ice to contest a penalty that was called on their kid.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: What'd you call that?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Losing their mind some secret exit for him.
• 34:50
  Speaker 20: To leave after the game underground yeah you guys know
• 34:53
  Speaker 20: i don't sit by my wife at my kids games
• 34:54
  Speaker 20: right like i refuse because she's that person oh she's
• 34:57
  Speaker 20: everything is wrong everybody else is at fault so i
• 35:01
  Speaker 20: don't even sit by her i sit completely on the
• 35:03
  Speaker 20: other side.
• 35:03
  Speaker 14: Yeah i like her she's it's such it's such drama
• 35:07
  Speaker 14: and you know our friend julianne her kids are into
• 35:09
  Speaker 14: like softball and stuff and she tells me all the
• 35:11
  Speaker 14: stories about the parents and how crazy it is and
• 35:14
  Speaker 14: It's so crazy that they actually are coming out with
• 35:16
  Speaker 14: a TV show called Team Moms Baseball that follows all
• 35:21
  Speaker 14: this drama.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: That's Kim Kardashian's show.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: It's going to be on Paramount +. 714, I coached
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: my daughter's third grade soccer team last season. We had
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: a girl that was about the same size as the
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: other girls but would destroy most middle school boys soccer players.
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: We tried to constantly control the amount of goals that
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: she scored and other teams understood, but the soccer league
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: commissioner reffed one of our games, told her and the
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: assistant coach that he's going to ref the game unfairly.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: It was ugly. Long story short, we had a mandatory
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: meeting at the local community center with the board of
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: directors and were threatened to not be allowed to do
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: the playoffs because this girl was too good.
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: I don't get it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: That's nuts.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: It's not that serious, guys.
• 36:02
  Speaker 17: Put her on the boys' team. I know a girl
• 36:04
  Speaker 17: who recently got put on the boys' soccer team. I
• 36:06
  Speaker 17: don't see why that's a big deal if they're competitive.
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: And she's not learning anything by playing against kids that suck.
• 36:13
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• 37:14
  Speaker 5: about the training.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: The company training video. Yeah, the harassment training video. He
• 37:21
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• 37:21
  Speaker 3: That quick little lesson that we had to take?
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• 37:25
  Speaker 11: Hey, how's it going? Essential harassment. Woody said coin slot something, but.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Greg, I f * * * ing love you, bro.
• 37:34
  Speaker 11: He kept saying, you like that?
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: He loved it.
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  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Don't remember what he's referring to.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: I know, Greg.
• 37:46
  Speaker 11: Every time, Greg would chirp, you like that?
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: I was.
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: Laughing my fucking ass off. Oh, this shit was so
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: fucking funny, bro.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: And, uh.
• 38:03
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• 38:05
  Speaker 4: You guys, I.
• 38:06
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• 38:10
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• 38:11
  Speaker 11: Do you like that?
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess the way you said it, you know what,
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: it just hit him the right way.
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: I want to bottle him and spray him on me.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: I'm talking about the dude wipes, wiping your bum.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: If you wipe your bum, I only use dude wipes.
• 38:36
  Speaker 11: I don't use toilet paper at all. Dry toilet paper
• 38:39
  Speaker 11: does not touch my asshole anymore because it's just too dry.
• 38:43
  Speaker 11: You know, I wipe and also I keep like doggy bags,
• 38:48
  Speaker 11: like the ones that you use your dogs to pick up.
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: I keep the same ones next to my toilet, and
• 38:54
  Speaker 11: then I don't flush them. I put them in the
• 38:56
  Speaker 11: black bag and tie it up. Boom. Don't waste money
• 38:59
  Speaker 11: on toilet paper. Don't use dry shit because it leaves
• 39:02
  Speaker 11: little bits of fucking cotton up your asshole. It's not
• 39:05
  Speaker 11: a fucking fun feeling. Get the aloe dude wipes, wipe it,
• 39:10
  Speaker 11: let it dry a little bit, menace.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: You won't be wet.
• 39:13
  Speaker 11: It dries right up.
• 39:14
  Speaker 12: Bye.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 39:15
  Speaker 11: Pro tip, dude.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: I've always been afraid it's just going to stay moist.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: No, I think it's like those lens cleaners when you
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: do your glasses or you can use it on your phone.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: It just dries almost immediately.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Again, we've said that there's a step beyond this. Get
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: the butt washing toilets.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah you're not dealing with bags full of crap and.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: They're a few hundred dollars these days and they work great.
• 39:35
  Speaker 14: But i'm talking about like when you're out in the
• 39:37
  Speaker 14: wild when you're staying at a hotel sure stuff like
• 39:39
  Speaker 14: that you know and they have these uh They have
• 39:42
  Speaker 14: these travel-sized dude white bags.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, I've heard of that. People, like, they'll wipe
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: their ass, but they won't flush the toilet paper in
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: their house.
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: It's very European of them.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: They throw it in the garbage can. Doesn't that just
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: stink the whole room up? Do you have to empty
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: that out every single time after you take a dump?
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: Well, your trash can definitely needs a lid.
• 40:00
  Speaker 11: A lid?
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: But, I mean, I don't want a diaper genie in
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: my bathroom.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Exactly. We've progressed.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we live in a first-world country, people. Overall, though,
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: you say moisture is not a problem.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: 877-44, what do you do when you get out of
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: the shower?
• 40:17
  Speaker 11: What?
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: I dry, completely dry. Like you run your towel through
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: your crack? No, no, no.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. So it's residual wetness.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: I don't feel like it gets moist. Well, it's because
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: he doesn't wash his ass. You don't wash your ass.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
• 40:30
  Speaker 14: I do, but I think it dries by the time
• 40:32
  Speaker 14: I get out.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: It doesn't feel moist. Well, that would be the same thing,
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: wouldn't it? I guess.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: There's no way it dries by the time you get out.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: There's no way.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: It's surrounded by water. Oh, you know how long I
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: stay in the shower, Craig? Like, 45 minutes.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I know. It would be even wetter then.
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: You're still wet the whole time.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Describe the mechanism of it drying, Menace. I mean, like,
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: facing the other way for a long time. But your
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: cheeks are still closed.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, wouldn't that be the same? Okay, like, so
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: you've applied moisture. Yeah, but I'm not standing in front
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: of the toilet for 45 minutes.
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: So he's saying he just air dries his entire body.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: But are you opening your leg up? Are you spreading
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: your cheeks open?
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: You've got to get the towel basically not in there,
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: but close to there.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: It gets pretty dry for some reason. I think he's oblivious.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: I've not ever run my towel when I'm drying off
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: from a shower.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Not like wiping?
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't ever credit card swipe my towel through
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: my crack.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: You kind of grab the cheek, you know, like you
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: dry off the cheek. Close to the inside.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Just over the top. I think you're overthinking the moisture thing.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: You're not going to realize it.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think a dude wipe would get you any
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: wetter than after a shower and not drying out.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 41:50
  Speaker 14: Because I feel like, okay, the reason I'm saying maybe
• 41:53
  Speaker 14: I should go a little bit further. With the dude wipe,
• 41:56
  Speaker 14: I feel like it kind of almost has like a
• 41:58
  Speaker 14: lotion type thing on it.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Like it's slick?
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so it sticks more.
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: And you're focused on that area because that's the only
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: wet area on your body. Yeah. As opposed to getting
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: out of the shower.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: Again, the best move, the game changer, is getting a
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: king-size mattress and getting a butt-washing toilet seat. Those two
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: things will change your life.
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: Has anybody ever put a blow dryer up there?
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: They're built in. No, I mean like your.
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: Actual hair dryer.
• 42:24
  Speaker 11: No.
• 42:24
  Speaker 8: Burn your butt?
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: No.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: I did see a guy... long time ago when I
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: had a gym membership and I would go to the
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: gym a couple of times, there was like a, one
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: guy had his leg up on a bench and he
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: had a hair dryer and he was like drying the
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: underside of his bag. There we go. Like, where's your towel?
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: And how wet does it get?
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: And of course, old dude, you know. Old guys love
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: being naked in the gym. Old dudes in locker rooms,
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: they love it. Feedback after I was voicemail. We're talking
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: about bad stuff we did as kids. We had another
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: one of those calls.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: I was a younger, bad kid. I think the worst
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: thing that I ever did was me and my cousin,
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: we thought it would be fun to take his little
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: sister's toys, dolls, of different sizes and kinds. And we
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: took them to the side of the highway and we
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: launched them onto the highway, particularly aiming at semi-trucks. Terrible,
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: terrible decisions at a young age of 11 and 12.
• 43:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: And now.
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: Your sister's precious best friend.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man. It's like Sid in Toy Story.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: I know. I hate that kid.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Remember, he would take the toys and he'd pull them apart.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: He'd Frankenstein them together and stuff.
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: And Macaulay Culkin and the Good Son threw rocks at cars.
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: Remember that?
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, that was a good movie.
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: 877-44.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: Woody will get one more here from the After Hours voicemail. Oh,
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: this is a woman who's got something for us because,
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: you know, the cabinet full of sex toys that you have, Seabass.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: I do. We had that woman that hit us up
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: said that she had a house fire and she lost
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: all her sex toys in the house fire.
• 44:03
  Speaker 18: Remember?
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Tragedy.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: And she said, hey, I've heard you guys mention how
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Seabass keeps a cabinet full of sex toys in the office.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: That we've accumulated over the years for different things and
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: experiments and projects. And he went to go grab one
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: out of there and it had been so long that
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: it was kind of disintegrating.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: It was like melting onto you.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: The dildo was like melting.
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: But specifically because it was in contact with a different
• 44:26
  Speaker 9: material dildo.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: It was bizarre.
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: That mattered.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So anyway, a little follow up on that. After
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: hours voicemail.
• 44:32
  Speaker 22: One guy has called in lots.
• 44:34
  Speaker 10: Love you guys.
• 44:35
  Speaker 11: I'm calling about a specific thing.
• 44:37
  Speaker 22: And Woody, I don't know if you know, but familiar
• 44:41
  Speaker 22: with the store, Fantasy for Adults Only.
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: I worked there for a long time.
• 44:46
  Speaker 22: It's a sex shop in Oregon, in Portland. And they
• 44:51
  Speaker 22: taught us about silicone. You guys were talking about having
• 44:56
  Speaker 22: a closet of things to maybe send to another listener
• 45:01
  Speaker 22: in her deepest of needs.
• 45:03
  Speaker 10: And CBass said that there was some toys that had
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: melted or something. It's because silicone bonds to silicone or
• 45:12
  Speaker 10: something like that. I'm sure he can elaborate in a
• 45:14
  Speaker 10: lot more science-y, better way. But that's what they always
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: taught us, because you can't use silicone lube with silicone toys.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: What's the one?
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Is it Vaseline you're not supposed to use when you
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: have condoms involved?
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: Condoms are latex, which is they're both petroleum based. And
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: so I think she's getting kind of what we were
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: speculating at as well is that. over time, because this
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: one dildo was just laying across the side of the other,
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: and it basically ate its way into the second dildo.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Fusing together. And beyond that, left a pool of dildo juice.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Not lewd, but like dildo juice. On the shelf of
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: the cabinet. That's just pouring out, getting all over Sandy's stuff.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Oil.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: So she's kind of getting.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: At the right thing.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: It probably is.
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: They're bonding with each other, or trying to. creating byproducts.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: They're trying to dock.
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: Essentially, it's like, like attracts like, essentially. Hydrophilic, hydrophobic, et cetera,
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: et cetera.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: That's what Woody's been saying.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: That was my thought.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Never hear the end of that conversation. And so, yeah,
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: that makes sense. Well put there. Anytime you got something
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: for us, you got like some random ass thought or
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: whatever it is, or you got some dildo fun fact
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: like that, you can always leave it. After Hours Voicemail, 877-44-WOODY.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show. I'm reading about the.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Impulse buys.
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: Oh, talking my language.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: That people regret the most. Unworn clothes, like, you know,
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: tags are still on this.
• 46:42
  Speaker 11: Yep, got those.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or you buy something and it ends up being,
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: you know, the wrong size because you ordered it online.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: But then you never returned. Just left it there.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, man.
• 46:54
  Speaker 14: I think it should be illegal to sell European... Style
• 46:59
  Speaker 14: clothing in America. Say it's large and extra large because
• 47:03
  Speaker 14: it's not.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Legislate, dude.
• 47:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Take it up as your full-time cause. A large is
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: a medium.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Or like shoes. Size 35.
• 47:11
  Speaker 11: What?
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: How about just standard sizing? Universal standard sizing. Worldwide. Like
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: if something's an XL, it means that the chest is
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: X number of inches. It's certain number length inches. You know,
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: like standard.
• 47:26
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: We do it for a lot of other things.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I had to put my suit size in my phone
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: because I had to get a suit for something, and
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. Yeah. There's like five numbers. Makes no sense.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Juicers. Oh, yeah. People buying juicers, shoes, high heels, handbags,
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: beauty and skincare products, craft supplies, yarn.
• 47:47
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: That's a regrettable impulse buy?
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: No, but I.
• 47:53
  Speaker 17: I buy so much of it when it's on sale
• 47:55
  Speaker 17: and stuff like that with not necessarily a project in mind.
• 47:59
  Speaker 17: So you see it, you love the color and then
• 48:00
  Speaker 17: you buy it and then you're like, well, what am
• 48:02
  Speaker 17: I going to use this for?
• 48:03
  Speaker 21: And then the yarn piles up.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 21: So I have a lot of yarn that needs to
• 48:08
  Speaker 21: be used.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: That yarn. A home sewing machine. These are like the
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: things that just made the list for people. Cameras, notebooks
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: and journals, camping and backpacking gear.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: How often are you going to use that? I mean,
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I guess if you're going out all the time, but.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Definitely the juicer is on my list. I was on
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: a juice kick for about three days. It takes 80
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: pounds of stuff to make a tiny thing of juice.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Exercise equipment. Oh, well, if I had it at home,
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: I would use it all the time.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Never did that.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: I think if you're a person who's already in the
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: groove of working out every day and doing things like
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: that's maybe like a better you got a better shot
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: of making that work. Yeah. But if you're buying it
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: because you think it's going to be your motivation to
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: start doing something.
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: Yes. Exactly.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: That's when it always goes wrong.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Totally. I just don't want it to take up so
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: much space.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: That's when it's never good. Yeah. People were asked about
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: regrets just in general and if it was something they
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: did or didn't do, and they asked if their regret
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: was something they could change or it was something that
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: they couldn't change. So 25% said overall– and this is
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: not about purges. This is regret just in general.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Overall, yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: 25% said their regret. was something they did. 37% said
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: it was something they didn't even do, like something they
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: wanted to do or I regret not, I should have
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: done XYZ. 15% said it was something they could still change. 47%
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: said it was something they couldn't change.
• 49:35
  Speaker 13: Hmm.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's the stuff that you beat yourself up
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: over because if it's something that, you know, in hindsight
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: or whatever, you're like, oh, man. Yeah. And you can't
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: change it. Then you got to let it go. Otherwise, like,
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: you will be tortured the rest of your life. They
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: also dug deeper. What's your biggest regret in life most
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: related to? And they gave these people 10 different options
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: to choose from. So just going down the list, 15%
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: said the biggest regret was a romantic relationship. So maybe
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: like the one who got away. 10% said it was
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: tied to career or work. 8% family relationships. 7% said
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: they had a financial regret. 6% said it was a education,
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: a certain education. Oh, maybe like they got their degree
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: in something.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, and it's useless.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what would be a certain education? 5% said their
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: regrets are tied to kids.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: That's low.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: That's okay. 4% friendships, 4% health, 8% said something else. 22%
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: said they have no regrets.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: So, hell yeah. Good for them.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Live life party.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: See, I don't believe in regretting stuff you didn't do
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: because it's like that saying, you can't miss what you
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: never had. If you didn't do it, how can you
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: regret it?
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: Those are my biggest regrets.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: It's the shoulda, woulda, coulda. Right, but what if the
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: thing that you didn't do... went wrong and it killed you.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: You should regret that.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: But so you're thinking it from that standpoint.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: So like, you know, I regret or one thing I
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: wish I would have done. I wish I would have
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: gone to college just for this social aspect of it,
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: because I am in a, in a, in a way
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: like envious of people that have this story about, you know,
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: like this kind of camaraderie around whatever school they went to.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: And the things they did, these like, you know, group
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: of the group of friends that you had in college
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: and you had. It seems like everybody's got these like
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: fun stories and, you know, this experience of living in,
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: you know, dorms and doing all this fun stuff.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: I did go to college and I'm jealous of people
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: that have that. I totally didn't have that. Oh, really?
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: But why?
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Probably because I'm criminally shy.
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: I was only friends with like my roommates. It was dumb.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: It wasn't for anything else because I ended up. Getting
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: into the career that I would have gone to college
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: trying to get into.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Which is the reason I didn't go in the first
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: place because I was already working in the job that
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: I would have gone to college. And thank God I
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: didn't get the student debt out of it either. So, yeah,
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: I missed out on the social thing, but I also
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: missed out on the unnecessary college debt.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: You don't regret that at all. No, but I mean.
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: But I do get that because it did kick ass,
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: and I could see you really thriving in that environment.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: No, I think it just sounds fun.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: It was definitely fun.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: You can still go. There's no age limit.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, back to school. Yeah, that'd be danger field. For what,
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: the learning?
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know. No, thank you. Some other field.
• 52:23
  Speaker 8: Well, I had a huge regret that I hadn't finished
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: my degree, so I went back and finished it 20
• 52:27
  Speaker 8: years later.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: It had to be done.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: It was a chip on my shoulder.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: And I think anybody who's OCD... You know, like you
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: constantly go, oh, man, or I should have, you know,
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: made this little bit of a change or I should
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: have done this. I could have now knowing what I know,
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I would have done this a little bit differently. Like
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: you're just overthinking everything that you've done.
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: You know, and not necessarily good or bad. You know,
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: it doesn't have to be all like I think people
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: say bad and regret. They kind of lump all that together.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: You know, it's like things turned out fine. The decision
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: you made didn't affect or harm or hurt or. Whatever anybody.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Like, nobody's hurt in the process of what you regret. Like, oh,
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: I should have had kids.
• 53:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Nobody got hurt there.
• 53:11
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: You know, it's like you had kids, regretted them, and
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: then you were a terrible person.
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: Well, Woody Simmons texting in from 323 asking, don't you
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: regret not partaking in that hot tub orgy?
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, it wasn't even a hot tub orgy. It was
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: like a full-on, like, party. Is that a regret? All
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: those chicks were in the pool.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: Is that a regret?
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was dumb. That was dumb.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: But you can't keep yourself up.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: There's a quote, and I'm forgetting it right now, but
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: you can't keep yourself on trial for things that you
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: can't change. So if something happened and you regret something,
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: but you can't change it, you can't spend the rest
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: of your life putting yourself on trial over it.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: It's so much easier said than done.
• 53:56
  Speaker 11: It is.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Over 1,000 deathbed interviews... This palliative nurse found these five
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: things are what people regret the most. This is from
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: a pod, the fully dedicated podcast. And they were talking
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: to this woman. So like a little, like as someone
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: who was with people in their final moments, what are
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: the things, what are the five things that people regret
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: the most?
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Top five biggest regrets people have on their deathbed.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Stupid music.
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: God.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: This is going to be depressing. I usually try to
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: take a, okay, here's a good thing about AI. You
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: can say what you want about AI. There's a place,
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: really easy website, and you can just drag any audio
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: file in there and you can just instantly strip the
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: music out of it, which a lot of times is
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: what I'll do for playing something on the air. Because
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: I hate it when posts on social media put the
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: stupid music that the dramatic ones yeah you like it
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: i love that music.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Too i do you do especially if it's about dogs oh.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah it accentuates yeah it's so good i regret it
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: and strip the music out of this one top five
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: biggest regrets.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: People have on their deathbed they probably regret not spending
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: more time with their kids.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Not spending time with their friends and family was number four.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Actually it's not making number one or two probably not
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: making more money Yeah, no that wasn't on there not
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: traveling more not traveling more so that was actually number
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: five They didn't allow themselves to be happier so not
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: necessarily traveling But they didn't do things that they enjoy
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: so you got number five number four at number three
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: is they regretted not?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Expressing how they truly.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Felt the second thing is that they would have avoided
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: working so hard so a lot of them felt like
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: man I just.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Worked my whole life and what does it get me then.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: And the number one regret people had on their deathbed
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: is was that they didn't live a life true to themselves.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: They lived a life based on what other people expected
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: them to do.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, there you go, Greg. Worrying too much about other people.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: That's a regret. I mean, but it's also a condition
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: that you can't cure.
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: Sure you can.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can work on it, but it's a
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: constant conscious effort.
• 55:51
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: So it's never really cured.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: It's not the way it always is until it becomes
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: a habit.
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: Stop doing it.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. Like with cognitive behavior therapy, like, don't
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: worry about it. Oh, okay, I won't. It's impossible. It's impossible.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: It's an affliction.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: So, Greg, when I first said that, it was saying, like,
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: you know, something you did or didn't do, if their
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: regret was something they could change or not change, you went, ugh. Immediately,
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: almost like something came to mind.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Well, one thing that, and like you said, you can't
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: put yourself on trial for something you did that you
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: can't change. I think it was some landmark birthday for
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: my mom, like 60 or something like that. Her sister
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: came to town, and this is very old-timey. rented a limo.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: And then we were going to take this limo and
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: just drive all over town, go to a restaurant, go
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: to a bar, go to another bar. We had so
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: much fun. But before we left, my grandma arrived and
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I pulled my dad aside. I said, she wasn't invited.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Because I thought, we don't want this old lady. We're
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: going to get a limo. We're going to bars. We're
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: going to rage and get drunk and turn up. And
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: so I told my dad, you have to tell her
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: she's not invited. And she had driven all the way
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: to my place. And so my dad goes and talks
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: to her and she looked so upset and she stayed
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: home and we all went out, had the best time.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: And to this day, I thought, damn, what a dick
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I was. I didn't want her to ruin our good
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: time because we were going to go out drinking.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, to be fair, she probably.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Would have ruined it. I, I, Do factually think that. Like, oh,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: here we go. Why is she here? Oh, man.
• 57:30
  Speaker 11: Oh, wow.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: But isn't that, that's such a dick move.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's pretty bad. I know. You ever want to
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: see how easy this is? All right, so here's the thing, right?
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: And you just go in.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Top five biggest regrets people have on the set. See ya.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: They probably regret not spending more time with their kids.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: You just turn it down. Not spending time with their
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: friends and.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Family was number four, actually. Number one or two.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: You know, I just want a little bit of it.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that wasn't on there. Not traveling more? Not
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: traveling more. So that was actually number five. They didn't
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: allow themselves to be active.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: You want just the music?
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: You can do that too. I do.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: See, because you like this song. Technology.
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: People are definitely going to ask which website.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: That's why I pulled it up because somebody did ask.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: It's a website. Just vocalremover.org.
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: That's the best one.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Dot org. Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: Vocalremover.org. You can make it.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Whatever you want.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: All your karaoke songs, dreams come true.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like you can put any MP3 in there, like
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: a song and just strip all the lyrics out or
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: just adjust the lyrics. We'll do that for like a
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Friday-oke thing. That's how we get the music that we
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: use for the Friday-oke. There you go. See, you might
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: find that helpful.
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: I'd regret not knowing that.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: VocalRemover.org. Let's do it.
• 58:38
  Speaker 11: Let's do it.
• 58:39
  Speaker 12: We're doing it.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: We're doing it.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Let's all go in.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: When's the first time Greg and I did it?
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Aw, Friday-oke.
• 58:45
  Speaker 16: The Woody Show.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: I had those stats on regrets. Jeff, you got a regret?
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Any regrets in life? One that just comes to mind
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: to me like Greg and his grandma. Not that mean.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Why is she here? Not that brutal.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: She wasn't invited.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: She wasn't invited. Why is she here? Who invited the
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: blue hair?
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Don't come to mind.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: For me, yeah, because my dad wasn't around when I
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: was younger, right?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: We've talked about that before.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: He did come back into my life when I was
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: in high school and stuff, and then he ended up
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: passing the year after I graduated, so probably just not
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: spending more time with him in that window. You know
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: how it goes. Life moves and doing all kinds of
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: stuff and blah, blah, blah. So probably not spending that
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: time with him. I didn't have a lot of time
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: with him, you know, just because he was gone, which
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: was his choice. But still, I could have done a
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: little bit better when he came back, probably.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: Dude, this other regret, you know, when U2 released that
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: album that ended up on everybody's phone.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: So it's been 12 years because that was in 2014.
• 59:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: I thought that was longer. No, I got the same
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: thing mixed up because they released that U2 iPod that
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: had all of their albums on it, but it was
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: a special edition iPod.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: That you were consenting to.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it had all of their albums preloaded on it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: The album, Songs of Innocence, was released in 2014, and
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: that automatically just showed up in everybody's iTunes library. So now,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: 12 years later, Bono... is finally owning up to that
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: and they regret it. Why? He regrets it. It doesn't
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: seem like, I'm not sure who else is in this clip.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's The Edge.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's The Edge? I don't think The Edge really cares.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: But Bono does. That's another one where I went a
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: little too far. The experiment. But we take risks.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: We do.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 18: And we have to.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: So you fail.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: You fall on your face at times. That's part of
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: the gig. We take risks. We take risks. It was
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: the dumbest thing ever. People were even upset by that.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: It was a storage issue.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: I think people were pissed because a lot of people
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: couldn't delete it. There was a problem with people deleting it.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: I thought it was a nice little gift for everyone.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: 500 million people's libraries. A lot of them couldn't even
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: delete it, which... forced Apple to spend $ 100 million dealing
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: with the fallout.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: So it cost Apple $ 100 million.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Whoopsie. Damn. Oh, my God.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 14: Nowadays, like, with Apple Music, you just open the app,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 14: and then you see all this music that they feed
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 14: you anyways, you know?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not downloading it to your device, right? Oh,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: you can, yeah. You can, but isn't that what it
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: was with the U2? The app is still taking up
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: storage on your device.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember listening to that album when it was
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: given to us against our will. I know. Because it
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: was the only thing I had on my phone. I've
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: never put music on my phone.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's right.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, look, you're a band or whatever you've been
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: doing for a while. I mean, doing this stupid show,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: this dumb show, constantly looking for ways to.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Change things up or keep things interesting or to, you know,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: you got to try things.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: He's right.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, you do have to try things.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: I thought it was a gift.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: You know, just try something.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: Some things. I mean, how many dumb ass contests have
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: we done? Like, all right, we've never done this before.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: We're going to give it a shot. We'll see if
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: it works out. And every once in a while, it's great.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: Like a guess who's gas. We tried it out and
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: people really liked it or other ones where it's like,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: I didn't really think.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: That was that great. It sounded like a good idea
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: when we sat in the meeting and talked about it,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: but yeah, you got to try things. Some things are
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: going to be great. Some things are going to suck.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Not all going to be home runs, man. Going to
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: hit some singles too. I mean, it didn't cost anybody
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: $ 100 million to try those things.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: Costly mistake.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: It's huge.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know what I did to deserve this algorithm.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show. Gina has a gift for Menace for
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: his birthday.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: Just a little gift. I had seen it a long
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: time ago, and I've been holding on to it because
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: it just, I know how you love, well, you wouldn't
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: call it a conspiracy theory. Others might, but I saw this,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: I thought of you, and I wanted you to have it.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Ooh. That's a cool bag. Yeah, I kind of like
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: the bag. All right. Use that well.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: It's kind of hard to see. Unfortunately, the colors came
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: out kind of dark, but see if you can make
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: it out.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: There's just one thing in there.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: What do you got there?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 11: Oh, jeez.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: I like tissue paper.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 20: Nice.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: It is a T-shirt.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: Can you read what it says? I can't see what
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: it says.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: It's hard to open it. It says, retailer than your
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: bitch ass.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: And then it has a Bigfoot on it. Is that
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: supposed to be glow-in-the-dark?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: No, it just came out much darker than I.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: Thought it would. It's brown on gray.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: It's a big Bigfoot. And it says, realer than you, bitches.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: It's very dark in the studio. Thank you. Realer than you, bitches.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because, you know, you believe. You've got to believe
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: in something.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: Dude, Bigfoot's out there, y'all.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, big time. Thank you.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: If you haven't explored all the forests, you don't know.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All the forests. The forests.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Yep, there you go. So many woods.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: We discover new creatures all the time.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Realer.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: What is it? Realer than?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: Realer than all you bitches.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Nice. Okay. Thank you.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: Sorry, it did come out darker than I hoped it would.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 11: No, no.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: That is pretty dark.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: You're very welcome. I've got to say that stupid Bigfoot
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: stuff is showing up in my feed so much lately.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: You know they had costumes back in the 60s, right?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: They're not a modern invention. Totally.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: Gina, did you have any help in selecting the gift
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: that you gave me?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: No. You didn't?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Because you did a great job.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Yes!
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: On the way out.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: She of work that she handed me a gift. Oh,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: this is for your birthday.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, it gives you. Oh, thank you.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: And I open it up when I got home. I'm like,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: you've got to be kidding. I thought for sure that
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: my wife or my son or somebody like helped Jack.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: It was the perfect choice. It was a Pittsburgh Penguins gift.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: like a windbreaker kind of jacket. And it's the exact
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: same one I almost bought three days earlier.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it popped up.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Score. It popped up.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: I got a thing from the Penguins about some new
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: gear and stuff that they had.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: I saw this cool hat.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: It's the Lululemon collaboration.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: It is? Yeah. Nice.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: This kind of got like a vintage-y look to it,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that's cool.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: I almost bought it three days earlier.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: It was great. Thank you very much. You're welcome. That
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: was very nice.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 14: Yeah, people, I know we make fun of Lululemon all
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 14: the time, but that sports collaboration they did, it's really cool.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: It's awesome. I mean, I saw the design of it
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: because it's simple. It's a very clean look. On the back,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: it's got, you know, it says like Pittsburgh Penguins and blah, blah, blah. Yeah,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: hockey club. It's got like a kind of vintage-y look
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: to it.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah. It's cool.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: I agree with that. It is a nice looking jacket.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: I think Walmart could have done the same thing. It
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: doesn't have to be Lululemon. I mean, it doesn't. But Lululemon,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, a lot of the.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 14: I know a lot of these sports clubs that are
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 14: just like so gaudy and bad, but this one is
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 14: a very clean looking.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: It looks good. Yeah. There's a new chart out on
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: the most common birthdays, like most common, least common. 12
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: of the 15 most common birthdays are all in mid-September,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: like between the 8th and the 21st.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: And they did the math because nine months earlier was December,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: and all these moms and dads had all that holiday joy,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: and they were stuffing stockings, keeping each other warm.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 11: Nice.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: The rarest birthdays, February 29th is number one, which makes
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: sense because that only exists in a leap year.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 11: Oh, okay.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: So if your birthday is the 29th, Would you just
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: celebrate it on March 1st?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: I have a friend whose birthday is the 29th and
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: she either she'll do it the day before or the
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: day after.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Well, the day before would be too early, right? Because
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: that would otherwise March 1st would have been the 29th. Yeah, true.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: There's always a 28th.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: I'm just thinking about like her parties.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: But yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 8: I guess the day before the day after.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Whatever is most convenient. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: So the rarest birthday is February 29th. Then come the holidays.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: December 25th. Second rarest. followed by January 1st, December 24th,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: July 4th, January 2nd, December 26th, and then November 26th,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: November 25th, 24th, 27th. That's because of Thanksgiving. So the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: rarest for when people are actually born on? Yeah. How
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: could you time it so you're not born on December 25th?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Because the rarity of birthdays on major holidays is because
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: Less scheduled or planned deliveries happen on those days. So
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: like if you're going in for whatever.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 8: You don't schedule your C-section.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: Or like you're not going to go on like induced,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: like you're not going to induce the labor.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: You know, like, all right, well, we got to get
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: this kid out of there. What a terrible Christmas. There
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: you go.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: I know a December 25th lady. It would suck, I think,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: to have your birthday on Christmas.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: It would.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: I think that would suck because that's a gift-giving holiday. Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: And so everybody's going to lump you together. Dual gifts.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: So overshadowed. Like my mom's birthday is on the 28th,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: and it's close enough to Christmas that she's always hated
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: it for that reason because it just kind of gets lost.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: This is a Christmas present, not a birthday present.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: This is going to be your birthday and your Christmas present.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: But what's worse, because I know somebody, actually, I think
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: we all know her, and her birthday is the 26th. So, like,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: everyone's kind of done celebrating and giving gifts. Oh, God,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 8: we have to go back for our birthday.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: That sucks, too.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: Then comes Halloween. That's the 12th rarest, followed by a
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: couple more around Thanksgiving, blah, blah, blah. April 1st is next.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: Maybe because people don't want their delivery or their baby's
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: name to be, you know, like an April Fool's joke.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: My best friend is April 1st.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Or bad luck.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: It sucks.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 8: She always got crap for it.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: A lot of people try. I mean, I know they
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: always put them on the news, like the New Year's baby.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: The first baby born.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: Did they get something for that?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: I think like $ 10 million, yeah.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: Did they ever like get.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: On the news?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get like a plaque. Free diapers and stuff.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 11: Maybe.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: For like the first baby born. Maybe different cities do it.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: Maybe you get a key to the city.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Ooh, lucky.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: So, Menace, any kind of exciting weekend or birthday plans?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, the birthday month is a whole month-long celebration.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Celebration.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: But, I mean, for the actual birthday, any kind of actual, like.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah probably gonna go to a cool spot to eat
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 14: and then this weekend uh mexico.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 9: City oh just that yeah no just mexico city just
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 9: mexico city For the weekend.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: That's it, yeah.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Are you not excited about it? No, I'm super excited.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I didn't just mix like, oh, yeah. It's
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Mexico City.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, then I gotta go to this piano recital.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Always commuting to it. Yeah, yeah. What's going on there?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 14: Of course, F1 racing. Because I told you I want
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 14: to go to two races in October. So I already
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 14: did Austin and then Mexico City.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah, so that should be super fun. Also, like, there's
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 14: a lot of Day of the Dead celebrations going on,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 14: so that should be fun.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be a big deal.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Correct me if I'm wrong, but the F1... fandom of
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: yours seems to be, have, seems to have a lot
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: of staying power. There's been other stuff that you've been
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: into that kind of faded away, but this is really sticking.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: It's super fun.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 14: I mean, it's just like following any other sport, you know,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 14: it's just something that I got really into.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: This one, you like, buy the little cars you display.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: Them yeah but i i just got shirts with patches
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: on them and stuff totally you make it he's gone
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: all in yeah.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: You made the plexiglass cases for your little car i
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: know but just think about it like this he just
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: talked about his penguin jacket yeah it's just like following
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: a team that's all it is.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 9: But you're doing you're very you you in particular are
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: very aggressive in a way you've never been before about
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 9: anything about a team for instance.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 14: Right yeah i mean because it's that exciting I guess,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 14: I don't know. I just like really got into it.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 14: I mean, it's everything that I love. It's like, it's
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 14: world travel. It's a competition. It's a lot of drama,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 14: just like the reality shows.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: Celebrities galore.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: There's a ton of celebrities. A lot of parties. A
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: lot of parties. A lot of great food everywhere. And
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: basic bitches are into it. And, well, I mean, a
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: couple of the teams, yeah, I would say basic bitches
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: are into it.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: I can tell you this because I see it on
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 9: the dating apps all the time.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: That started popping up out of nowhere. Most likely.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Love F1.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Love F1. Oh, okay. Where'd that come from? Yeah, they're
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: probably Ferrari fans.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 14: Yeah, because I was in line in Austin for, like,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 14: the merch booth, and there was this girl who, totally
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 14: what you're talking about right now, like, blonde in Lululemon,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 14: head to toe.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: And she's there with her dog drinking her coffee. With
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: her dog.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah, and she's like, well, it was, like, outside in
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 14: the city. And then she's like, yeah, you know, like, whatever, like.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 14: the the manager is called of the team they're not
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 14: called managers they're called principals and she's like yeah i'm
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 14: just in line i want to buy a ferrari hat
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 14: you know but to be fair though ferrari is like
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 14: a very traditional like it's like the team like heritage
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 14: team of the entire sport so i don't want to
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 14: diss all ferrari fans but a lot of basic bitches
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 14: love ferrari So.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: I've seen, I don't know if it was a Ferrari
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: or a Lamborghini SUV. If you're going to get a
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: Ferrari or a Lamborghini, why would you get the SUV?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: There's both of them. I've never understood that. The Porsche
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: is the same way. They look gross.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're dumb looking.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 8: They look like SUVs.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: Some of the Porsche SUVs look okay, but there's something specific,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: I think, with Lamborghini and Ferrari in particular.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 14: Well, if you saw the Ferrari one, that's... way more
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 14: rare than the Lamborghini one. The Lamborghini one is out
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 14: there way more.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: That's probably the one I saw then. And the value
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: on those have dropped like crazy. It was in front
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: of a 7-Eleven.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: I saw one in real life for the first time,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: the Aston Martin SUV.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: Oh my, it looks like that's stupid.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: I kind of liked it. Really? I hate the Rolls
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Royce one. So dorky.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: A car like that just seems like it's supposed to
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: be like a little sports car. I'm looking at it
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: right now, Greg, and it looks fine for a rental
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: car from Hertz.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: For $ 315, 000?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 11: I love it.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Is that how much it is?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: And there's also a Ferrari station wagon, for lack of.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: A better word.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: Like a little hatchback. There is?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: I'm not a fan of that. Can you imagine if
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: they had put that on a trapper keeper back in
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: the day? I'm not a fan of that.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Or a poster with some hot chick draped on it.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right. Giving it a wash.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: It's station wagon. Yeah, it's dope. 877-44-WOODY. Text us over
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: to 22987. You guys, radio's most immature game, Guess Who's Gas?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah!
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: Is coming up.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Rap!
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: And we'll do that after the break here on The
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Woody Show.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Back in a bit. The Woody Show. And we've got
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: some people on the text making a very good point.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know where he is. I'll tell you.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: Ran out the door he's supposed to be in here
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: but it is oh here he comes okay well we'll
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: wait on see that yeah take your time okay yeah
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: oh i think i know what you're talking about yeah
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: so we have a very valid point before the uh
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: before the break we were talking about minutes talking about
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: you know these different ferrari cars and f1 stuff or
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: whatever yeah it just reminded me I was wondering why
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: people would spend money. Like, if you're going to get
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: a Ferrari or a Lamborghini, why would you get the
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: SUV Ferrari or Lamborghini?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Because you get money to burn.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Just like, I don't know. Those kind of cars
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: seem to be, you want something that looks like it
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: came in like Miami Vice or something.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: I wonder where this is going.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: Well, no, people on the text, because you had made
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: the comment about the Porsche SUV. Porsche. Porsche SUV and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: about how ugly they are. And somebody, man, did Seabass
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: just say the Porsche SUVs are gross? Guy drives a Cybertruck.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, this is a terrible low IQ response, but
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 9: highly predictable and trite. The point being that the Porsche SUV,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 9: Lamborghini SUV- It's fair.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 9: The point, because you interrupted me as I'm making my
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: excellent point. The point being that all of those super
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 9: luxury SUVs look like generic hybrid SUVs. So as I
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 9: pointed out in the air, why are you paying $ 315, 000
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 9: for something that looks like everything else? Which obviously does
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 9: not apply.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: To the Cybertruck.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: But it's also not $ 300, 000.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 11: Exactly.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 9: Which is why that- point that this is being brought
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 9: up on the text is inapplicable and stupid oh okay.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: But it's also about aesthetics and they think the aesthetics
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: of the cyber truck are not there.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 9: Right which is but that's not the conversation at hand
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 9: the conversation at hand is if you're going to pay
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: for something that looks like anything else why are you
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 9: paying hundreds of thousands of dollars.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: I mean i agree i agree with what you're saying
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: there but that's.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 8: Not what the guy said he said you said it
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 8: looked gross and he thinks the cyber truck looks gross.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 9: But I said it looks gross in relation for the money.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 9: Like I said, I said specifically, why not? This looks
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: like the money side. Let's just say like all things
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 9: were equal. Like I said, which one is less hideous?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 9: I think that's the point.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: They're making on the text.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: What I said on the air was that looks like
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 9: anything I'd pick up to rent at Hertz for the weekend,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 9: which is fine. I don't think that's gross, but I
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 9: think paying $ 300, 000 for it is gross. Which is the
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: point I'm making, which is why the text was predictable
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: and stupid and inapplicable.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: The Porsche SUV is just insanely boring looking.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: That's exactly my point. And why pay a quarter million
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: dollars for that? 877-44-WOODY. We're getting people lined up right
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: now because, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: time for radio's most immature game. It is time for
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: Guess Who's Guess. Guess Who's Guess. All right, so ongoing
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: homework assignment here at The Woody Show. What you're supposed
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: to do is when you feel one brewing, you capture
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: the sound that it makes and it escapes your body.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: You send it over to me. I keep a little file,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: ongoing file here of people's submissions. And then the submission
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: of their emission.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 9: Oh, speaking of which, I told you guys off the air,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 9: but on the air, I've been having a great time
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: changing the walkaway security sound on the Cybertruck.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: To a fart noise. It's delightful and it's awesome. And
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: they have a whole library of farts. Sometimes they're big
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: and long.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: I thought there was only one.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: And they're highly audible, especially in a parking deck. Yeah,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: try that, luxury cars.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. Take that.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: We'll see your Ferrari do that.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah as you walk away car all right so you
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: just want to be the first person to correctly guess
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: whose gas it is your options woody gina greg menace
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: sea bass or jeff g all right those are your
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: options 877 44 woody that's 877 44 woody let's say
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: hi to uh megan here hi megan hey megan hi
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: hi all right you ready to play guess who's gas
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: I'm ready. All right. So when you're ready for this
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: week's sound, say hit me.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: Hit me.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, God. That's brutal.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: That's a two-parter.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: I thought, how did this one even make it into it?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: It started off cute. All right. Let's hear it again.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: So wet. Yeah, I was going to say. It got muddy.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 11: Moist.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: All right. We have mud, folks.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: So your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass, or
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: Jeff G. Guess who's gas, Megan?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 8: It sounded like a zipper. I'm going to say Jeff G.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: I said Gargoyle Interrupted. Just so I can differentiate. Just
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: tell me Jeff G. It does sound like a guy
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: who suffers from IBS. It does sound very familiar. Megan,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: thank you for the call. I appreciate you listening to
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show. Let's say hi to Myra. Hi, Myra.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 12: Hey, good morning, guys.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: Hi, Myra. Are you ready to play Guess Who's Gas?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: I am so ready. When you're ready, say hit me.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 11: Hit me. Oh, God.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: Jesus.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Keep in mind, I have that pocket of pills. I
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: have some Imodium in there. All right, Myra, guess who's gas?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: Jeff G is off the table. Your options, Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: or Seabass? I'm going to go with our birth boy, Menace.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Show me Menace. No, it is not Menace. Sorry about that.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: That mud, though. All right, Myra, thank you for listening
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: to The Woody Show. Let's say hi to Vincent. What's up, Vincent?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 6: Hey, good morning, Woody Show.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 15: Happy birthday, Menace.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: That's so nice of you to remember Menace's birthday. All right,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: when you're ready, say, hit me.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: Hit me.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: All right. It doesn't even sound real. We're getting down
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: to it. So your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, or Seabass.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: Guess who's gas.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 11: That was nasty, dude.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 15: I would say, hopefully it's not, but Gina.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: Show me Gina.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 11: How awesome.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: I'm glad it wasn't her. It would have been so awesome.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Vincent.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: Bye. Appreciate you listening to The Woody Show. Let's say
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: hi to Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 11: Hi, good morning.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: All right, playing Guess Who's Gas. When you're ready, say,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: hit me.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Hit me.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: It's worse every time. It's like a great painting that's
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: like the more you look at it, the more you
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: notice new things.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: It's like bubbling sewage.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: That's definitely an underwear check. Or a sheet check. The
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: options still left for you. Woody, Greg, or Seabass. Guess
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: who's gas?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 11: I want to say sea bass.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: Show me sea bass.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 16: That's why I said sheet check, because if you have
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 16: a great bit of a, as that was, that was,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 16: I mean, I'm impressed with myself.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: That was sound production. That was, you know.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: That's really good. It sounded like it burned.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 9: If you got a little sheet for it, a little
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 9: for it there, and you're nude and out, you get.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: Real up close. There's nothing unmuffled.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 9: If the producers of Hail Mary, whatever the next project
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 9: Hail Mary is, want to sample that for like an
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 9: alien voice.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they can use that. Yeah, they can use like
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: birds and like wood sticks and stuff. They can merge
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: everything together.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: We hear that again. Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: You sure can.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Thank you. What did you eat?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: God knows what.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Trying to figure out what it's flapping on. Do you
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: have hemorrhoids or anything?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: That's just tight, muscly skin. I was just worried for you.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: It's that tight, bro. Vanessa, congratulations. You're the winner on
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: Guess Who's Guess. Congratulations.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much for putting up with us and
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: listening to The Woody Show.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: You have to tell everybody how you are.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, make sure you tell everybody. Thank you.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 9: Imagine Ryan Gosling's talking to Rocky. How do I speak
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 9: to you?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: I told the security.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: I called the cops.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: Excuse me.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: This is The Woody Show. I would say fresh, but...
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: Fresh off a round of Guess Who's Gas? That's a fresh.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Definitely not that one.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: How about moving on from a round of radio's most
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: immature game, Guess Who's Gas? This person left us an
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: after-hours voicemail at 877-44-WOODY about a situation involving some gas
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: that involved them. What a show.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 15: Love y'all so much. Anyways, I was listening to the
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 15: podcast and y'all were talking about when Sammy farted and
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 15: it just kind of lingered in the air. Anyways, it
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 15: reminded me of the story when I was a server
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 15: after a weekend of drinking and drugging. Anyways, I get
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 15: this table and it's a man and pregnant woman. And
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 15: as I'm sitting there, you know, trying to take the order,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 15: the lady's just, you know, looking through, looking through, asking questions.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 15: And I'm like, oh my God, you know, I feel
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 15: like I'm about to fart.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 11: Or * * * * myself.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 15: Anyways, long story short, I let a little quiet one
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 15: sneak out. And it was so bad, the pregnant lady
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 15: all of a sudden starts going, oh, what is that?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 15: And as she gets up to run to the bathroom,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 15: she throws up all over the floor. Long story short,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 15: my silent but deadly cleared out my whole section, and
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 15: my manager had to cough every single meal in that
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 15: whole area of the restaurant because it was so bad.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 15: Anyways, love you guys. Have a good one.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 15: Bye.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, every once in a while, you do
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: get one that you gross yourself out. Typically, you're pretty
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: tolerant of your own brand.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 8: But, like, you don't come back the next day for work, right? Like,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 8: you have to quit.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, that was the customers. It wasn't the other employees.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: But everybody's going to know.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't care. Yeah, maybe.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: Speaking of which, and to make an admission, I was...
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: Doing the same thing.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 9: I was, I had a little break and I had
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: to go back for a meeting to do this thing
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 9: for this cinematography class I'm doing. And, uh, I went
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 9: to the, so I went to the grocery store, say,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 9: you know, grab a sandwich or something.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 9: Decided to, you know, go off by myself and let
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 9: one rip. And, uh, it turned into a, a round
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 9: trip to. Get a new pair of underwear. Why is
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 9: that always happening to you, dude? I'm good for one
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 9: a year at least.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: Menace is the king of having to purchase underwear being
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: out and about. Not because I'm crapping myself. No, not
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: because you're crapping yourself. I just don't bring it with me.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: I forget it. How do you forget underwear? I've always
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: wondered that. You know you're going out of town. And
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: I'm so mad, too, because CVS... It's not selling underwear anymore.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Like what's going on? Multiple ones. It's probably because not
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: many people forget underwear and they'll go to like, you know,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: wherever they normally get their underwear target or Macy's or
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: wherever you're buying it.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: I have forgotten it like on a weekend trip. Yeah.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 9: I do that all the time. I can see how
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 9: I would forget it. Cause a lot of the pants
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 9: I have have built in underwear. So I don't think
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 9: of it, but you.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: Wear it every day, bud. Yeah, I do.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 14: But sometimes like I'm like quickly packing and then I
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 14: forget to put it in. And then recently I did
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 14: that as well. I thought I put multiple pairs in,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 14: but I guess it was just one.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: And this is why your wife packs for you. Yeah.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 14: And then I tried to drive to a Target and
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 14: I was like, well, CVS always has an aware.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: Went in the CVS, doesn't have it.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 14: And then on the way to the Target, there's another CVS.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 14: I'm like, oh, maybe it was just that one location.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 14: Then I went into that location and wasted my time again.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: Well, it depends on the city.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 9: Like, you go to beach towns, a lot of times
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 9: the CVS will have T-shirts and underwear and socks and crap.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, Vegas has everything.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 14: When we were in Vegas, remember we were meeting up
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 14: at the pool and I didn't have... swim trunks so
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 14: i end up buying them at the cvs at cvs
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 14: on the way to walk to the pool.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Okay does this make me a disgusting animal if i
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: went somewhere on a friday and i was coming back
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: on a sunday and i forgot to pack underwear I
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: would just wear that pair all weekend.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: You could.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 8: Or just not wear underwear the next day.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Right, I'm not that. I'm absolutely disgusted by my own underwear.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: Let's say you woke up, you went to bed, you
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: were wearing a pair of underwear that you wore that day.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: You woke up the next morning, didn't shower, just got
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: dressed real quick because you had to bolt.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: You could do that. It's fine.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: I leave the show, go home, lay down, nap, wake
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: up from a nap, And change your underwear. And shower
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: and change my underwear. Oh, yeah, he showers a lot.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 11: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: Since we're on the top, here's another one.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 10: Hi, Woody Show.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: I was just listening to your podcast, and you were
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 7: talking about things that you like that other people don't like.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 7: And all I can think about was how much I
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: love the smell of my farts.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: All right, that's it.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: We're talking like there is like a, Greg, you and
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: I like secondhand smoke smell.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Love, love, love.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: Like cigarette smell.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: Smells fantastic.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: Not the day after when it's on your clothes, you've
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: been in like a very smoky environment.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: I'm saying like when you're just standing next to somebody
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: who's smoking, you can, like, I like that.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: Please blow it.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: Smell of gas.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 10: Yep.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: The smell of money. You know, the things that people
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: are like, oh, gross. But yeah, I guess some people
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: just get like, she's really into it.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: I understand. Tolerating.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: She's impressing herself.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: Liking it?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: If it's the right blend. But that's rare.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 8: It has a citrusy in it.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if it's the right blend.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: Sometimes they're pumpkin right now.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: That's fine.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 8: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 12: So I have an awkward situation. I was getting off
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 12: of a plane, and I had really good noise-canceling earphones in.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 12: So I was standing up in the middle of the aisle,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 12: couldn't hear anything. And I feel my butt kind of ruffle.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 12: It's like, oh, no. I just let a fart go.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 12: I have no idea if it made a sound or not.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 12: I felt it, but I have no idea if it
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 12: made a sound or not. So I proceeded to stand
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 12: there for another five minutes waiting to get off that plane.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 12: Not knowing whether or not the fart that I had
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 12: just let go of made any sound or not.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 7: To this day, I have no idea.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, bye.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: All right, bye.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 8: If you felt it, it made a sound.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably, yeah. But she had her, you know,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: noise-canceling headphones on.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: Everybody heard.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was huge. All right, 877-44-Woody. That's 877-44-Woody. Anytime
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: you have a thought or something you want to share,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: you can leave it on that after-hours voicemail. During the show,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: it's the same number you call in with for anything else, topic, contest,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: whatever that might be. We'll take a quick break. More
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: Woody shows next.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: Hang on.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: I want to talk to myself. By the way, I
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: hear myself. All right, I'm glad that you're a fan.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so cute.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: I need it.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: I got to have it.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: Craig, are you the only one on the show that's
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: had an STD?
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: I'm the only one that's been honest about it.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 9: I told you I had a false. Back in my
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 9: donoring days, I had a false positive for clinicians. which
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 9: caused me to not be able to donate for it
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 9: was either six months or a year.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: Oh no as far as i know i've never i've
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: never had.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: One i mean you would know i mean do they
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: burn off sure you.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 8: Have not do utis count because if so then yes.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: I don't think that's no i don't think so no Well,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: because like most people or whatever, like some some form
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: of herpes, whether you get like cold sores or something
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: Not necessarily like genital herpes. That's not most, but it's
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: a lot. It's a lot.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: Canker sores.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: No. That's herpes. All right. That's herpes.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 11: It is.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: I do have a question. Well, because canker sores like
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: that was when I had braces when I was a kid.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: If I get a little cut on the inside of
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: my mouth, a lot of times they would turn into
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: a canker sore. You're right. They are different, but I
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: think people mistake one for the other a lot. But
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: canker sores aren't herpes, right?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: Then no. That was the only thing I wasn't quite
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: sure about. I'm like, well, I guess, would that count?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: But I had it when I was a kid, like
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: way before ever being... sexually active or whatever.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: I would get the.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: Like, what I had, you knew.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Greg had to go to the doctor. He had
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: to get that shot that he said felt like getting
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: a sledgehammer just, like.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: To the butt cheek.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: Right to the butt cheek.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: It was the most painful shot. I hobbled out of
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: there like I had broken my legs.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: How old were you again?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: You were, I mean... When I got that?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like 40?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, yeah. I was, yes, 40 on the dot.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 8: Was this your whore phase?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: In the thick of it?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Sweet. I don't regret it.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, gotta live, you know?
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. All right, so Jeff's got a game for us.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: So, you know, a lot of medical terms can be confusing. Woody,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: you mentioned, you know, canker sores versus herpes and the
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: confusion there. But medical terms, when they're long and lengthy
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: words that you've never, ever heard, that only doctors use
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: or nurses use, they can be very confusing.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: So the game today, is it an STD or nothing, G?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: So is it an STD or just some regular illness?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: We'll start with the first one here. It's very simple.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: You just guess if it's an STD or no.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Okay. Chancroid.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 5: Chankroid?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: Chankroid?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: Chankroid. Chankroid. Chankroid.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that could be. I mean, roid. Hemroid.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say that is not an STD. Sounds
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: like a German family name. Yeah. Chankroid. I'll say yes.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 8: I'll say no.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: Of the anus.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: Because I'm thinking like hemroid.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: I'm going no.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 17: No.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 12: Seabass?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: Well, it sounds a lot like canker, so I'm going
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: to go yeah. Go yeah?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah. All right.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: Is it an STD?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: It is an STD. It is.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: It is a bacterial infection that gives you painful open
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: sores down there.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 11: Eww.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: Eww.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: Eww.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 11: Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 10: Eww.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 11: Eww.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: Eww.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: Eww.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Eww. Eww. Eww.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: Eww.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 7: Eww.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: Eww.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 15: Eww.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 10: Eww.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 11: Eww.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 5: C-R-O-I-D. It's related to canker sore. Soft canker or chanker,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: whichever that is.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 8: That looks like a Danish.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: It does. It kind of looks like a cheese Danish
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: kind of pastry. It looks like a condom. Yeah, like
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: a condom with some, I don't know, cottage cheese in
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: the middle of it.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 8: Disgusting.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: And that would be on what? Like on your.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: On your junk?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 8: Well, it says spread through direct sexual contact.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: Zoom out and take a look. Well, this is just like,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: this is from safeclinic.com or something. God damn, this is hard.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 8: I got to get off of this page.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: What you need to know, sexually transmitted infection, painful ulcers
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 5: with irregular edges, often multiple, spread through direct sexual contact
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: with sores. All right, so that one is. That's chancroid.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: Chancroid.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: Move on to number two. Is it an STD or nothing, G? Trichomoniasis.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: I have heard of this.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: I feel like I've heard of this.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: I'll say no on this one.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 8: I think trick is like hair or hair follicles, so
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 8: I'm going to say no.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: All right. I just want to say.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: Trichomoniasis. Isn't this the pork disease?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's trichinosis.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: Trichinorius?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: Trichomoniasis.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: I'll say no.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 10: Menace?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: No, I think it is.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 9: It is?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: I think the nickname for it is Trig. You got
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: the Trig?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, it's Trig or Trick?
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: Well, I think Trig. Maybe the nickname is Trig, though. Trichomoniasis. Tricho. Yeah,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: I say that. Is this where the term trich came from?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: I feel like I've heard that word before, but I,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: unless I'm getting it confused with something else, but I'll
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: say not an STD.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: Not. No. No.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: Menace, you say yes? Yeah, I think it is.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: It is a parasite and it is the most common
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: curable STD in the country. And how do you get it?
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: It does not say.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: I don't have that in my answer. I'm having sex
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: with raw pork. Sorry about that.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: Banging. I would say.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: Banging raw pork.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 8: It trichomonas vaginalis.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: There you go. Yes, it's vaginal.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: We'll see.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: This is one of those ones where- Affecting the urinary tract, vagina,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: or digestive system.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: This is one of those ones that affects one sex
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 9: way worse than the other. Men may not show any symptoms.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 9: So you might have had this as a guy not
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 9: known about it, but as a lady, it's not fun.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: Frothy.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: Never mind.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 11: Froth.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 5: Shout out to foam. How do you get it?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: I love that we're diving deep into this.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: How do you get it?
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to learn. primary through unprotected genital to genital contact.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: With someone who already had the parasite. Penile vaginal sex. Oh,
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: you even get it like, dude, don't bumping donuts. Vulva
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: to vulva contact. Something tells me that's much less common.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 5: Next one. Is it an STD? Or is it nothing? G,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: number three.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: Tynia cruris. Tynia cruris?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: Sounds like another way to say micropenis.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does. Tynia cruris. Tynia.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: Tynia wiener. Or like an Irish midget stripper. Tynia cruris.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: Uh... No.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 8: The literal only reason I'm saying no is because the
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 8: last two have been, because I have no clue.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: I was going to piggyback on that. No.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 9: I'll say no just because it doesn't ring any bells.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: No, because it kind of sounds like this electronic store
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: It is no.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: That is the medical term for common jock itch. All right. Yeah.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 5: Jock itch does suck.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: How do you get that?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 8: Just being sweaty or something?
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 9: And wearing, like, if you wear the same cup over,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 9: or the same supporter, I should say, with your cup
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 9: over and over and over again.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 5: You gotta be dirty. It can also be, like, from
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: the friction. Like chafing? Yeah, kind of like the same
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: type of thing, right?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 9: Right, but then you have to, like, do that with
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 9: a dirty something, like, again and again and again.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's a fungal skin infection.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, groin, inner thighs, buttocks.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: Buttocks.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's two words. Tinea cruris.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: Tinea cruris. Okay, transferred via direct skin-to-skin contact, shared damp
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: towels or clothes, or by, you know, from an existing
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: case of athlete's foot.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: So you're scratching your nads with your foot?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: Tough actin, tenactin.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: You guys want one more? Yeah, give me one more here.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: Is it an STD?
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: This is... Nothing. G, number four.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: Number four. Thoriasis.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 7: Ah.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: Thoriasis. I know this. I thought I'd see a commercial
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: for this during football. Like psoriasis. Yes, psoriasis. Maybe that's
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 5: what I'm thinking of.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: Thoriasis.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 8: Your thorax?
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be, I mean, the inflammation of your chest cavity.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: It's actually spelled P-H-T-H. So it's P-H-T-H-R-I-A-S-I-S. That's necessary. Don't
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: put thoriasis.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: Thoriasis.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 8: Pterodactyl.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: Fuck it.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: Thoriasis.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say no.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 8: Doesn't sound very sexy. Yeah, like gonorrhea sounds so sexy.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: Chlamydia. I'll say yes. Well, it's the inflammation of whatever
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: your thora is. I don't know what that is.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 8: Let's say yes.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: I'll say yes.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: I'll say no. Sammy?
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 5: I think yes. Yes, and please have froth. Jeff G?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: All right. It is an STD, and it is the
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 5: fancy medical name for crabs, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: That is fancy.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 5: How do you get rid of crabs?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: You just hold a lighter. A shampoo, right?
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: You hold the lighter up to them, and they crawl out.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: And like shave or something, right? That's tics, right? Oh,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: that's tics. Right? Yeah.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: Am I thinking of this?
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, tics.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 8: You do that with tics for sure, yeah.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: But not crabs as well? No, I remember like... Definitely
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: try it. Tell us what happens. Lice and crabs are
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: like the same thing, right?
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: No. They're not? Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 21: But down there, yeah. That's why you can shave, right?
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 21: And that's what helps them.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: No, I've never heard that as a word. Do they
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 5: still do the exams at school?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 8: No, no one's said anything about it.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 5: I don't remember my kids ever saying anything about that either.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure they do that. They used to line
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: us up in the hallway. With that little.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: Root for your scalp like we're baboons.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that comb with that.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: One by one, we'd go into the nurse's office. This
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: was like elementary school, like first grade. First grade, second grade. Yeah,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 5: I remember I had it. And they go in there
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 5: and they just look at your head like, oh, you're good, next.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: And then all your classmates would get it. And if
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 5: some kid had lice... They had to use that shampoo.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: It's called RID. RID. Wait, you had the exam, Jeff,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: or you had the lice? I had lice, yeah.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: You did?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 5: Like in your head or like the pubelice? No, no,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: not the crabs. No, I remember I had to shave
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: my head. Me and my brother had to do it. Oh, no.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 21: I've had lice before, too, but I was not a kid. Yeah,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 21: I was in my early 20s.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 20: Nice.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 21: And there was only like two or three of them.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 5: Where does that come from?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 21: But you have to comb through the whole... Well, mine
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 21: came from... a child on Christmas that was at my
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 21: house because it came from a kid.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 17: And there was an outbreak at that school that they
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 17: didn't know about and brought it to my house on Christmas.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 5: OK, so where would like like crabs like the STD,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: like where would that come from?
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: Banging?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: Where do you, the first part, where do they initially
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 5: get it?
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 9: A lot of this stuff is- Crabs just be jumping
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 9: from place to place. A lot of this stuff is
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 9: trans-species in origin.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 8: That's exactly right, because a dude had to Get curious
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 8: about banging an animal.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 9: Or he just, a lot of times we slept with
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 9: our livestock, that sort of thing.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 8: And slept with your livestock.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: It comes from the Greek word thoreus, meaning louse. There
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 5: you go.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 8: And pubic lice, aka crabs, can apparently live in your armpits, beards,
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 8: and chest hair.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 10: Ew.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 8: So look alive, people.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: I remember I looked up. Everybody else itching right now?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: I know. If I had that, I would unalive myself. Bye, air.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 5: I remember I looked up an image of that. A
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: long time ago. Crabs? Yeah, because it does look like
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 5: a little, yeah, yeah. It kind of looks like a
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: little crab.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 8: Little baby crab?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: That's delicious. Are they visible at all? Yeah, that's what
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: they look like.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 8: God damn, that's gross.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: It does. It looks like a little, you know. I'm
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: sure we could find videos.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 8: Oh, Greg, you'd take an acid bath and end it.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY. Thank you, Jeff. My pleasure. This was very educational.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 11: Ew.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show. So did you know that the guy,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: not the guy, the term tramp stamp has now been
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: deemed outdated and sexist?
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: All right. Okay.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: So the new name is cake topper. Okay. Yeah.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: Cake topper.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: Because a woman's butt cheeks are now called cakes.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's funny.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I guess that makes sense, but it just
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: sounds weird.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 5: Cake topper. Yeah, you can't say. Check out that cake topper.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 5: Tramp stamp is outdated and sexist. So I know, Greg,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: you always keep a running log.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 3: I will make sure never to say tramp stamp again
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: if that's the case.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 5: Who ever used the word tramp outside of that phrase? Yeah, right.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 15: Oh, tramp. Yeah, harlot.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 5: It was outdated when it was invented in the 80s.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah, right. Cake.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, who doesn't love cake, though?
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: Love cake. Cake, chocolate.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: How do you feel about chocolate? Are you a chocolate fan?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 8: Chocolate cake?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: No, just in general.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: Chocolate?
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: Chocolate's good.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: It's the best.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: There are some weirdos who don't like it.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 8: That's not acceptable.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, for a while, kids were way more into
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: the Skittles and things like that.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 8: I don't understand that. Oh, I don't really want Snickers.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 8: I'll take the Smarties. I'm like, there's something wrong with you.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 17: No, I'm more into fruit than I am chocolate. I
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 17: still like chocolate, but I'll take lemon flavored all day
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 17: over chocolate.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Sour Patch Kids are huge these days amongst them.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: Starburst. I love it.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: And the Sour Patch Kids, man, they got those grape joints.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 5: All them joints. They got the watermelon joints. They got
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 5: the strawberry joints. They got them sour worm joints. Sour
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: worm joints.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 8: And remember the Warheads? Instead of Sour Patch, they're so sour.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: They're Warheads.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Those are good.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to figure out, like, you know, what's
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: the mix of stuff for trick-or-treating candy to get?
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 8: I mean, you're right. Like my kid and all his
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 8: little friends love the fruity, like Starburst and Sour Patch.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: People are bitching about how much, you know, Halloween candy
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: is costing. And so, yeah, there are the bargain bags
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 5: of stuff.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 5: I was in the dollar store the other day. They
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: had options. And so they're saying, oh, that's what most
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 5: people are going to be handing out. They're not going
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: to be handing out the chocolate because the chocolate's too expensive.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 8: It is really pricey.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 5: They're going to be handing out some of the other stuff.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 5: This woman, though, she posted on social media. She took
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: her kid to one of those trunk or treat things.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: And this is what she found. A true sign of
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 5: how horrible our current economy is. Look at what I found.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 11: I was going through my son's Halloween candy from his
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 11: trunk or treat over the weekend. Look what I found.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 8: One single individually wrapped gummy bear.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 5: All you get is one.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 8: That can't be.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: Nobody did that. That's insane. Or was that a mistake?
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 8: Was it a giant gummy bear?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: I have a feeling I know what happened.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: You think somebody made it? No, I think the kid
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 5: ate the other ones. We used to do that because
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 5: we weren't allowed to eat the candy before we got
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: it home so the parents couldn't expect it for staples
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 5: and razors and things like that. I've never even seen that.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 5: But we used to eat it as we went.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course. So maybe the kid got into, you know,
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 5: bag when they weren't looking or like his friend gave
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: him a couple or something i don't think that like
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: resealed it no one's no one's handing out a single gummy.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 9: Bear they are you can't buy them that way but
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 9: those are the giant ones though right or that's regular
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 9: little tiny ones i mean the hariboos are not that
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 9: way but i'm seeing regular little.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: You can purchase them never single wrapped Yep, yep. So
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: we can't get a plastic shopping bag, Greg.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: Individually wrapped gummy bears.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: The world cares about the environment, you guys.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want to hear about plastics ever again.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: In my life. Never again.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: My wife will take the chocolate any day.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 10: Oh, of course.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 8: Now, I've been waiting on getting the candy because I'm
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 8: hoping it'll go on sale.
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  Speaker 10: No way.
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  Speaker 8: Or is it not going to happen?
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  Speaker 5: Not until after.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, it's probably like the day of.
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  Speaker 5: No, day of, mostly it'll be gone. It'll be picked over, yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because people either get nervous they're not going to have enough,
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  Speaker 5: so they go buy extras. Or it's that last minute
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  Speaker 5: they go and buy it. So they don't mark it
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  Speaker 5: down until the next day.
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  Speaker 3: Damn it. Yeah. Oh. Just the word candy. I think chocolate.
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  Speaker 5: You know who's funny is Anthony Jeselnik. I like him
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  Speaker 5: a lot.
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  Speaker 11: He's great.
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  Speaker 5: Pittsburgh's own Anthony Jeselnik. And he does this bit about
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: how his girlfriend loves chocolate. This is pretty funny. Anthony Jeselnik.
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  Speaker 5: My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate.
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  Speaker 19: She's always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she's
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 19: got a chocolate addiction, you know? She'll be like, keep
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  Speaker 19: away from those Hershey's bars, I'm addicted to them, and
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 19: it's really annoying. So I put her in the car
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 19: and I drove her downtown, and I pointed out a
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 19: crack addict. And I said, you see that, honey? Why
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 19: can't you be that skinny?
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  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: More fun than gonorrhea.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I've had.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: Gonorrhea a few times, and I'd say, I haven't had gonorrhea.
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  Speaker 22: The Woody Show.
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• 1:44:43
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• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: for you to win your way on to the standby
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: boarding list for the Burt Kreischer fully loaded at Sea Cruise.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: That's right. As travel week continues here on The Woody Show,
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 5: so get on the standby boarding list for that. Also,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 5: the extreme weekend trip to London for Menace's birthday month.
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  Speaker 5: And happy birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Again to you, Menace.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. Today's his actual birthday.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 8: Finally.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: Menace's birthday month, going to London just to go to
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: Raising Cane's. So you win a $ 100 Raising Cane's gift card,
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  Speaker 5: and you get thrown in the grand prize drawing to
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: win the trip. Now, tomorrow is going to be a
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 5: Halloween-themed Throwback Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And so you're going to be listening for Michael Jackson's Thriller,
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 5: a quintessential Halloween song. And tomorrow's going to be a
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: throwback Thursday. So we'll talk to T.O.
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  Speaker 3: Tim.
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  Speaker 5: We'll go up to the club. Your favorite throwback request
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  Speaker 5: in the mix. Throwback Thursday here on the Woody Show
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 5: All right, Greg Gorey. Parting words of wisdom, please.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this time of year, be careful of all these
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  Speaker 3: yard signs. You might just be voting for a real
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: estate agent.
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  Speaker 5: Good one, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: What? Thanks, Wood.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we're inundated with yard signs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 3: Cheers, Wood.
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• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 5: on Thursday. Have a great day. SMD double M. I
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 5: quit this bitch.