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Vikings Cheer | Son of a Boy Dad #237 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: I have a problem.
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  Speaker 3: Uh my computer batteries on thirty one percent and I
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  Speaker 3: my computer.
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  Speaker 6: All right, well, once it gets lower, will handle it.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just start I think all right, fire it up.
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  Speaker 6: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Is my Is it just dog shit? Because you're already
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  Speaker 6: you guys are already smiling.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: I'm happy to be here, just happy to see you.
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  Speaker 3: Your lighting as a journey me. Yeah, nothing, No journey's here.
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  Speaker 5: You look like printer paper, I says, why does I've
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  Speaker 5: seen you?
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  Speaker 3: It's just the lighting.
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  Speaker 5: You're fading into the backgrounds.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the last video we have have a you
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  Speaker 3: before you disappeared. I know.
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  Speaker 6: Potentially I'm running this entire setup off of the off
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  Speaker 6: of that thing, your steamboat, Yeah, the steam deck. You're
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  Speaker 6: running this all the game. Boy, That's probably why my
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  Speaker 6: audio sounds like fucking ass.
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  Speaker 1: We've started though, right, Yeah, we're going you guys, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you guys look great. I have I just turned it off,
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  Speaker 1: but I had Gone Baby gone on in the background.
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  Speaker 5: Did you ever watch that one?
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  Speaker 3: I did, and I read the book Dive.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've seen that one. It's fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good movie, isn't it, Ventcher Did David Fincher
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  Speaker 3: do that?
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  Speaker 5: It's the best Boston movie.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm thinking of Gone Girl. I'm Sorry, Gone,
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  Speaker 3: Baby Gone is great. That's Casey Affle and Michael Knees
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  Speaker 3: in it. Weirdly right, isn't that like a pedophile movie?
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  Speaker 5: It's a pedophile movie.
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  Speaker 1: And it's kind of like Boston being like, what if
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  Speaker 1: we were all badasses and like fought back against the pedophiles.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the entire city just being like, yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: do what We're killing the pedophiles now.
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  Speaker 5: It's kind of like response to spotlight.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a response to the whole priest
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  Speaker 1: thing in like a good hunting type of way.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it amazing that pedophiles are the least protected class?
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  Speaker 5: Do you think it's it should be?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that, Like who determined that mass murderers
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  Speaker 3: somehow are more sympathetic than pedophiles?
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  Speaker 6: Definitely, it's a it's definitely what people would like.
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  Speaker 3: People would agree with that for sure. I know that's
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I agree, I would, I agree pedophiles
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  Speaker 3: is my worst. But it's like it's like you can
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  Speaker 3: go into prison and be like I murdered forty eight
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  Speaker 3: elderly people and they'll be like, all right, you're part
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  Speaker 3: of the gang. And then if you go in and
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  Speaker 3: you're like, yeah, I did all the twelve year old
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  Speaker 3: they will kill you quickly immediately, and they're like we're
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  Speaker 3: here to do good. We're gonna write rid the world
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  Speaker 3: of the True Ethols. Yeah, but I would say it
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  Speaker 3: goes way further than that. I don't even think it's
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  Speaker 3: just pedophilia.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's like if anyone does anything that falls
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  Speaker 6: under the lines of like abuse, that's worse than serial
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  Speaker 6: killing immediately, Like if you like ghosted somebody, you're worse
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  Speaker 6: than a murderer immediate, like right off the top. At least,
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  Speaker 6: that's like according to the Internet.
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  Speaker 5: Are you talking about the Internet? Like Twitter? Twitter?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like Twitter, there was a big phase where that
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  Speaker 6: was a thing on Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: Or I think that there's like I think that there's
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  Speaker 1: also an element of if you beat up an old person,
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  Speaker 1: it's not as bad as or it's it's worse than killing.
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  Speaker 5: An old person.
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  Speaker 3: Mm.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that to your point, francis that it's like
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  Speaker 1: the abuse is worse than the murder.
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  Speaker 3: I see, ye see that other abuse.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but this movie movie Rules though.
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  Speaker 7: You see those I didn't really even like that movie
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  Speaker 7: that much.
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  Speaker 5: What didn't you like about it?
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  Speaker 3: It was too dark. It's very dark.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucked yeah, but they like kill the chomos, true,
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  Speaker 1: they do when they're like, uh, cor Win oh is
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  Speaker 1: in that building and they go in and fucking shoot
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  Speaker 1: Corwin or in the fucking in the head and he's
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  Speaker 1: like throwing up.
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  Speaker 5: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: I went to see that movie. And then I think
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  Speaker 3: shortly after, I saw this movie called Till the Devil
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  Speaker 3: Knows You're Dead. Oh, yeah, I've seen that, which I
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  Speaker 3: think was Ethan Hawk and Philips Seymour Hoffman where they
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  Speaker 3: rob their parents' own jewelry store and yeah, probably end
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  Speaker 3: up like killing them or something like that. Some pretty
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  Speaker 3: dark movies. And then I saw Michael Clayton. I remember
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  Speaker 3: distinctly seeing all these movies in a row.
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  Speaker 7: I'd literally just watch both of those movies.
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  Speaker 6: Michael Clayton's unbelievable, like within the last two months.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's not a competition, you know, friends.
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  Speaker 6: Have we had this conversation word for word on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I think we were like, if you had like the
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  Speaker 1: bubble chart of the words we used, it's a very
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  Speaker 1: small number.
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  Speaker 5: Even the references we make.
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  Speaker 1: There's probably like one hundred and twenty eight, like our
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  Speaker 1: little dunbar number of words is like very tiny.
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  Speaker 3: There's a great scene in Michael Clayton where he's in
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  Speaker 3: a Delta lounge and uh, I don't go to Hersons
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  Speaker 3: stand up, you know, and he's friends with Sean Gardini. Sore.
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  Speaker 6: When I'm getting this is a more of a technical
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  Speaker 6: question about right now and when I speak, is it
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  Speaker 6: like a delay and then I talk or is it.
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  Speaker 3: Like right away away? Okay, good.
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  Speaker 6: I just wanted to make I was like avoiding chiming
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  Speaker 6: in because I was like, I feel like I'm just
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  Speaker 6: coming in like fifteen seconds late.
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  Speaker 3: I think I just saw those movies. Actually, No, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Good, you're coming in. You just sound like you're underwater.
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  Speaker 1: It's cool though, mm hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you say you don't go to the Delta lounges anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I apologize.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you are coming in late.
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  Speaker 3: Now you are here.
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  Speaker 7: I was fucking with you there.
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  Speaker 3: To do that on your own. No, dude, you're definitely
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  Speaker 3: lagging now. And it's like you're joking about lagging, but
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  Speaker 3: you are lagging. Is it bad? It's worse now? Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, you willed that into existence. Man, You made
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  Speaker 3: that happen, and you were fucking around and you wagged
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  Speaker 3: your finger at the Wi Fi gods and then they said,
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  Speaker 3: I will smite.
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  Speaker 1: Thee all right, continue cry lag. Yeah you're the boy
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  Speaker 1: who cried lag. Is basically where you guys go.
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  Speaker 3: I'll fix it. I'll fix it.
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  Speaker 7: I'll be back in a minute.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna rewire the fucking mainframe. There he is, there,
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  Speaker 3: he goes, well we.
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  Speaker 8: Are, uh.
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  Speaker 1: Which what's crazy too, is like, I'm down the block
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  Speaker 1: from you right now.
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  Speaker 5: I know I can I think I can see you.
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  Speaker 3: I look for your buildings sometimes, I really do. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking out at this beautiful river and this beautiful skyline.
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  Speaker 3: It's still light here in New York City. Dude, speaking
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  Speaker 3: of this issue, though, my parents have lived in Maine
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  Speaker 3: since I was three years old, so I guess that
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  Speaker 3: was nineteen ninety two, and we we lived in Freeport, Maine,
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  Speaker 3: and there's just where we live. There's no cell phone
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  Speaker 3: service and there hasn't been since I moved to Maine.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really sure how many people we need to
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  Speaker 3: have come in for them to properly build out cell
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  Speaker 3: phone infrastructure, but we don't have it, and we never have.
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  Speaker 5: And now we have.
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  Speaker 3: Wi Fi assisted calling, right so you can kind of
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  Speaker 3: booster bolster your signal through Wi Fi. But even so,
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  Speaker 3: my parents drop calls all the time. And I'm not
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  Speaker 3: making this up. I will be on the phone with
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  Speaker 3: my mom or my dad and the phone will drop,
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  Speaker 3: and then I call them back or they call me back,
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  Speaker 3: and without fail, they go, was that you. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in New York City. This is the gotta be
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  Speaker 3: one of the highest cell phone I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: I've ever dropped a call here. You guys have lived
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  Speaker 3: in rural Maine for thirty plus years and we have
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  Speaker 3: never not had a cell phone issue. Why would now
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  Speaker 3: all of a sudden it be me.
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  Speaker 1: I could see the Verizon tower building right like, I
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  Speaker 1: could see it right now, like it's there's like a
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  Speaker 1: whole huge like tower of us. All the electrical wires
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  Speaker 1: are right there in front of me.
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  Speaker 5: I hear them buzzing. It's not me.
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  Speaker 1: We're not having a rolling blackout to New York City.
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  Speaker 1: Even so, like that, we're we're we should be past that,
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  Speaker 1: Like we have starlink. We have enough things where we
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  Speaker 1: we we shouldn't. It shouldn't matter at all. But I
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  Speaker 1: guess people are just taking a stand against Starlink because
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  Speaker 1: they hate Elon Musk?
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  Speaker 3: Are they really are?
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  Speaker 1: People protesting star People don't buy Tesla's people don't use
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  Speaker 1: his AI platforms. People don't do so much because they
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  Speaker 1: just hate Elon Musk because he's a part.
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  Speaker 5: He was part of apartheid. Why do the Why does
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  Speaker 5: everyone hate him?
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  Speaker 3: Well? He I think it's because now he's gone, you know,
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  Speaker 3: cuckoo for cocoa pops a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: He's he's a crasis is heracis uh?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm fourteen. It wasn't look and he
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  Speaker 3: went to Canada. I think maybe maybe he went to
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  Speaker 3: Canada for college and then he transferred to Penn.
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  Speaker 1: But he heard apartheid was ending and he's like, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta get out of.
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  Speaker 5: Here, get here.
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  Speaker 3: My way of life is threatened.
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  Speaker 1: And he yeah, he recessed to the shadows and he
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  Speaker 1: was like, someday I will make a place as racist
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  Speaker 1: as I want South Africa to be. He just recessed
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  Speaker 1: like an evil villain. You guys were gonna get sass back.
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  Speaker 1: Looks like he's coming back in Welcome back Young here
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  Speaker 1: me now? Or is it still shit, No, that's good.
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  Speaker 1: We got you.
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  Speaker 5: You sound good, you look good.
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  Speaker 6: I just I'll just barely speak. I've been listening this
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  Speaker 6: entire time.
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  Speaker 3: Though, What did we say? How are we doing? You're
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  Speaker 3: talking about Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 1: That he that he left, uh, South Africa because it's
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  Speaker 1: stopped being racist.
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  Speaker 3: Some people have three of their five squares on their
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  Speaker 3: Bengo cart filled right now with that uskad. We're getting there.
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  Speaker 3: Someone's close. Let's put it that way.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys were talking about Elon Musk and South
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  Speaker 6: Africa being racist. Is South Africa considered like one of
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  Speaker 6: the more dangerous parts of Africa.
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  Speaker 1: It's considered one of the places with the most wealth inequality,
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  Speaker 1: So there's really rich parts and really poor parts. So
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  Speaker 1: they have one of the strongest economies, probably along with
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  Speaker 1: Egypt and maybe Nigeria in Africa, but they have such
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  Speaker 1: disparate wealth inequality that they're like townships and slums make
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  Speaker 1: it very dangerous at its most dangerous. But there's lots
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  Speaker 1: of parts of Africa that are dangerous, but nobody's got
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  Speaker 1: that military like Egypt though, no, they do not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that I think that the slums around
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  Speaker 3: like Johannesburg are very dangerous, but in the sense of
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  Speaker 3: maybe how you know, South Chicago is or I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: some like in a that way. Right, But then if
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  Speaker 3: you go into Mally right or or probably the Democratic
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  Speaker 3: Republic of Congo or now uh, Sedan and Somalia. Still
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  Speaker 3: that's not like you're not going to get pulled over
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  Speaker 3: and robbed. You're going to be.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's like true, cut your head off.
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  Speaker 3: War.
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  Speaker 5: It's war.
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  Speaker 3: It's war in the street, you know. Yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: So I think it's a different scale in those places
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  Speaker 3: as far as answering, like, would I rather risk it
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  Speaker 3: in the slums of Johannesburg than Sedan? Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think if you're living somewhere that's like an
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  Speaker 6: active war zone, do you think you ever even consider
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  Speaker 6: those like small crimes at all? Or do you ever
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  Speaker 6: You're just like, we're just trying to stay alive.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean considered? Are you worried about doing them?
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  Speaker 7: Did our car get broken into?
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  Speaker 5: Someone evandalize my car?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Like do you think you think about stuff like that?
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  Speaker 3: Or now someone stole my wife's Nokia brick today? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we'd like to report it. And missing.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you hope that that doesn't happen. I
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  Speaker 1: think that it's still uh. I don't know, it's still bad,
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  Speaker 1: but you can you can like watch videos of kids
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  Speaker 1: in war zones today and like to the to the
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  Speaker 1: credit of the spirit of a happy child, Like there's
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  Speaker 1: still like happy kids even in war zones. So I
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  Speaker 1: mean they're probably way less happy and way more scared,
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  Speaker 1: but kids will find a way to have fun.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah, that is true. Julio said, you know, he
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  Speaker 3: was going to all those crazy places and he I
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  Speaker 3: was like, what's the one place you would in go?
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  Speaker 3: And he said, I don't think I can go to Somalia.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I can go to Mogadishue. And I
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  Speaker 3: said why not? And he goes because I looked into it.
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  Speaker 3: And the only way to even remotely have a chance
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  Speaker 3: at exploring that area is if you hire your own
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  Speaker 3: personal army.
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  Speaker 5: You have to hire like a hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, just a malaysialy walk the streets with you with
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  Speaker 3: their aks and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: That's where are you going to lose some of them?
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  Speaker 5: Are you gonna are some of the guys gonna die?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Is that part of the contract or is it just
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  Speaker 1: you need to like if you hire ten guys, then
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  Speaker 1: there's like ninety guys who will like be like we're
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  Speaker 1: we we're gonna rob you. Still like you have to
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  Speaker 1: hire all thems.
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  Speaker 3: Situation where like if you lose a couple, you can
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  Speaker 3: pay for more like you use.
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  Speaker 5: It like risk h just take your mom's credit card
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  Speaker 5: and swipe like a bad kid.
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  Speaker 7: I want two hundred more man one.
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  Speaker 3: Hundred Somali mercenaries versus four thousand Harry Potters.
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  Speaker 1: You would definitely watch that movie. I would definitely watch
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  Speaker 1: that TikTok. I think that the Harry Potter smoked them.
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  Speaker 1: I think you need like how many how few Harry
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  Speaker 1: Potters could.
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  Speaker 5: Like would it take?
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  Speaker 1: Like I think that if you got down to like
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  Speaker 1: three or four Harry Potters, I still might take the
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  Speaker 1: Harry Potters against one hundred Samali missionaries.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just don't know. If I never
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  Speaker 3: really understood Harry Potter's ability to stop things that were
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  Speaker 3: coming at him.
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  Speaker 5: They never really romised.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they never really made it that clear, you know,
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  Speaker 3: his shield ability. I don't think it was all that good.
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  Speaker 5: Expect a patrono boo.
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  Speaker 3: Do you did you read the books, of course, of course,
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  Speaker 3: so do you remember the books. There was this moment
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  Speaker 3: where they started teaching them how to cast spells without
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  Speaker 3: saying them out loud. Yeah, right, they taught them that.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: And then yet after that he continued to duel by saying,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: expell the armists. And you know when Guardium Leviosa and
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: all that ship like, he still did it. He never
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: went like fucking Voldemort. Was always able to just point
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: the wand and shoot ship. Yeah, which one should I
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: select next? You know?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: And Harry's like he's like spamming like hy and B
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Like he's like spamming like these like very like the
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: ship that but but it's the ship that he learned
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: freshman year.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Like he's doing no combos.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: He's not like left right, left down one like up
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: up down, Like he has no like sick moves, like
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: he just has like four moves that he button mashes.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: And somehow I take him because he has a lock
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: on his side and he's a sick patronis.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: The boy who lived? Agreed? Agreed.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: I'm loving just you know, taking a step back and
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: just listening.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: It's amazing how the progress we're making. I don't want to.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: I don't want to destroy the episode, but I'm I'm
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: I'm enjoying the combo more.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: You're in a warting light? Why why don't you tell us?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Can you tell us where you are? Here?
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Ball and maybe for a little I'm in the woods, brother,
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: That's all you need to know.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: This is some twilight ship you're in. You're in, you know,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I know I do look very pale, and I thought.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: You're gonna see you can tell I feel like you
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: guys keep waiting for me, like I feel like you
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: guys are like waiting. I don't want to say anything
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: about my WiFi again because it shut it down last time.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: But what was the question?
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Where are you? What do you like?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: You know? Tell us what you can?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: You can't just have and not tell us.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: You know what it's like?
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: I mean West Village right now? This is my apartment.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: God, I came by your West Village department and yelled
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: up at the window and you didn't answer, So I
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: know you're not there, Did you really? No? I thought
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: about it. I thought I heard someone yesterday.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: And I was I thought it was you, But then
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: I looked outside and it was just like a delivery dude.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: You're gonna start hearing me. You're gonna hear me when
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not there. It's like a mother that hears their
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: child crying when it's not actually crying. I'm going to
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: get in your head. Boys. I went and saw the
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: movie Weapons last night.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: I was literally just I was just looking that movie up.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: I was I've heard it was insane awesome.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: It's awesome. What an awesome movie. I can't recommend it
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: highly enough. What is it? Really enjoyed it. It's a
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: scary movie. Scary I'm out. It has to do with
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: the premit A bunch of kids go missing.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, affleck casey. It's not based in Boston?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Is it gone? Children Gone?
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Is it like like ghosts and ghouls and goblins or
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: is it more like real world shit?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: It's there's definitely an element of supernatural, yeah, but it's
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: not heavy handed in a way I would say. I mean, oh,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I like supernatural, I'm not supernatural. Yeah, for sure, I
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: funk with that shit. But the kids are excellent. They
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: drive the whole movie, they really do. And it's well cast.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: It's Josh Brolin, It's the girl, the curly haired girl
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: from Ozark. I can't remember her name?
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: Are you sure you weren't watching Stranger Things?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: That sounds like Stranger Things A bunch of kids with
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: some supernatural shit and Josh Brolin.
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: You're watching Stranger Things reruns?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Did I tell you, guys about what happened to me
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: with that kid a couple of weekends ago? Did I
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: tell you about that?
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: What do you tell?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: If I've already told.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: This, then just fucking edited out because I'm I don't
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: want to repeat myself.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: But I was.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I was up at my my my place of state
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Bingo and ram at right now, Yeah, right, you're up
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: there for the week. Yeah, No, I was up at
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: my place up state, and there's a restaurant up there, right,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: and I know a bunch of the people up in
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: that place, in that area. And there was a kid
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: who is the son of a friend of mine. And
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I've met the kid multiple times, you know, I've seen
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: him on the driving range. We've talked, and his name
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: is George. And I was sitting on a couch at
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: this restaurant on this patio like deck kind of looking out,
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: and he came out to look out as well. And
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: there's a bunch of people around and I turned to
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: him and I went, hey, George, how's it going. And
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: he looked at me and he goes, my parents are inside,
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: and then he ran inside. And I immediately was like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: he just responded to me the way that he's been
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: taught to respond to strangers, telling him to like, come
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: with me in my car? Yeah, what I do?
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Offer him candy or what?
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: Was No.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I just said, hey, George, how's it going? And he
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: looked at me and froze, panicked and yelled and said,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: my parents are inside, and then ran inside to go
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: get them.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: I wonder if he was doing some shit he wasn't
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: supposed to be doing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: No, he wasn't, and I wasn't even asking it. I
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: wasn't like, hey, George, you don't happen to know, like
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: what am I the money your parents make? Do you?
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: I didn't ask.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Him some fucking question that he needed his parents for.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I just said, you kid, Hey, George, what are you doing? Well?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: You did You're doing George warm I'm very good with kids.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows I'm good with kids. I'm the kid guy.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: I'm the kid guy.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they've been warning people about you, Beware
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: of the kid guy.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: Well, referring to yourself as the kid guy is not
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: a good nickname.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Why not? What's wrong with that?
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: Everyone knows I'm the kid guy.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: I'm the catcher and the rye. That's what I am.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: You catch the kids.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: I prevent them from falling into darkness and losing their innocence.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Hey, George, boxers are briefs.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Over the belt or through the wickets.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Oh man, I mean, did you talk to his parents?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Kind of no, I the threat level.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't do that. I didn't speak to them, but
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I almost felt like doing damn it control, and I
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: was I was kind of offended. I was like, dude,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't say anything weird there. Who the
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: fucking I would be thinking?
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: I would be like trying to do damage control too.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you don't want.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: A kid running away from you as fast as he
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: can into his house.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Blowing a whistle.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: He ran back into the restaurant. He ran back into
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: the restaurant where his parents were. But it was like
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: a big open door. I mean, there was nothing weird
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: about it. But I was like, am I that guy?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Am I really the guy that makes kids run back
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: to their parents? But he's by the way, he's like nine,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: he's not five. Yeah, he's old enough to judge for
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: himself whether or not there's an issue. There was no issue.
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: Next time you see him, I think you just lay
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: him out cold.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Punch George. Just give you embarrass me in front of
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: the town.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: George, I'm the kid guy run away from me, ruining
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: my reputation if you.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Had chase them inside the kid guy, George, that's foul.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I can't believe that he did that to you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah didn't. Yeah, very good.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be pissed off. I do.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I do kind of grapple with like, what are how
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: am I supposed to be to other people's kids? Like,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: at some point I want to be really friendly, but
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: in this age, you are conscious, conscious of being creepy,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We've seen enough videos of
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: people beating up people that are trying to be friendly to.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Kids in supermarkets.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: You know, you get a pumpkin thrown through your head
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: for some shit like that, and so you want to
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: keep your distance and be you know, unapproachable at some level,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: but you don't want to be creepy in that way.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: But also I'm also learning as I'm around my friend's kids.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: There's no joy like being the funniest fuck adult around
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: like a group of five six seven year olds.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: If you like act like you got hitting ahead, you're like,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm the fucking man. Like having a group of kids
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: laughing feels so good.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: But they're not other dads looking around being like look
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: at this fucking hack.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: No dude, but I had the parents busting up too.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Really Okay, so that's an achievement. Runs a kid guy too?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Were going both ways?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: I have it. It's like a Pixar movie.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the parents. Do you guys know who's not a
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: kid guy?
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Sas?
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Sas might be the least kid guy I've ever met
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: in my fucking life. Get away? What Hey, what.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Do you want?
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: I just wouldn't like I feel like, I mean, I've
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: always been around younger kids because I grew up with
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: younger sisters and cousins. But it was like, you know,
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: like I definitely am I'm not like going up to
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: the kids, that's for sure.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: You're not trying to make him laugh, You're not you know.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Them like, it's more like I'll speak if I'm spoken to,
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: they hit me with a question.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I'll reply Sasket's anti so saskets shy around kids, genuinely
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not supposed to talk to kids.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Especially like when I'm with my cousins, like my younger cousins.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I know you guys are like talking ship
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: on me at home. Wow, Like I know there's a
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: buzz somewhere within, like my hometown.
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: He's not even funny.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: How's he a stand up? I've literally never heard him
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: say anything funny.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: We grew up with him. He wasn't funny. It he
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: didn't make us laugh.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Ever. Oh that's cousin Harry, he's still doing that comedy thing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Oh man, is it hard to write jokes? How do
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: you come up with your jokes? Yeah, it's a tough
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: spot to be in. Like, if you were in George,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you would be the George. If a George came up
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: to you, you'd be the one that ran back inside
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: for mommy and daddy.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Did you tell him you played a character named George Francis?
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I didn't want. You gotta find common
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: if you want to be a good kid guy, and
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: you know, like the secrets being a good kid guy
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: uh is that for me? My technique is I find
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: common ground with them and then I speak to them
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: about whatever interests them, but not in a kind of
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: patronizing way.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: I that's literally how I approached this podcast.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Oh Twist Fly so oh wow, that sounds cool.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Bro. When you guys start talking ball, you know that's
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: me y u Joe Burrow, I did see I did
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: see him Quarterbacks on Netflix.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: Frank is not happy with the ball with our ball episode.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: It wasn't even for them, It wasn't it was for us.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: That's like when when like, uh, like Daniel day Lewis
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: does like a movie where he's like a cobbler in
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Italy or something like that. It's like this one for us,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: one for you, one for us, one for you. That
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: one was for us purely, and they'll get there, like
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: they'll get their big blockbuster hit sometime soon.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: I promise that it's not going to be tomorrow. I'll
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: tell you that.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, they'll get this.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: This is which one's for nobody, one for us, one
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: for you, one for nobody, And it kind of comes
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: around in a beautiful circle.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: But Francis just about the reps.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: How does it?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: How does it feel knowing that you're you're on the
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: veeps radar. What do you mean you didn't see jd
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Vance talking about how much he loves tires.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: He watched tires.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Oh I saw that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't that crazy?
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: I read it like I did, like at a little Hillbilly.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Wow. You know, I read Hillbilly Elogy and it was amazing.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: I read it right before, right when he was announced
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: as a Trump's president or a VP candidate. And it's
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: amazing because he wrote it during I think Obama's presidency,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: maybe like twenty eleven or something like that. And he's
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: pretty measured, and I would call him bipartisan then, and
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: he's just so like you can barely recognize his rhetoric
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: in the book then from who he is today.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: And clearly he.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Went to Ohio State and then he went to Yale
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Law School. I think, yeah, I feel.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Like the only people that would call someone who went
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: to Yale a hillbilly are people who went to Harvard.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, he grew up, he grew up with nothing,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: with absolutely nothing, and he grew up in Appalasia and his.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Parents only own like five car dealerships. He was literally
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: dead poor.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: No, I mean his uh, he didn't even like live
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: with his parents for a lot of the time. He
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: lived with I think his grandparents, and they were up
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: in Ohio and they went up there from I think
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Kentucky or Tennessee. I always get those two states confused
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: for some reason.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: But oh, really, I feel like they're so different.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like Tennessee is like proper and like Nashville,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: and Broadway in Kentucky is like the like nineteen thirties.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: The reason I get them confused is because you have
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Nashville and Knoxville, and those are somewhat similar.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Sound Wait, no, Knoxville's and Tennessee too, isn't it?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 32:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: I hate to do this.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I'm so stupid. Maybe I'm thinking of Louisville.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Louisville. That's That's what I'm doing.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Louisville's in Kentucky, right, Yeah, you're thinking of Lowville and
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: what's in What are the other cities in Kentucky?
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Lexington? Maybe?
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the university put plays. I mean,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: they are just jammed right up on each other. But
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I remember being in Cincinnati and they were like, don't
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: even like drive over the bridge to Kentucky. If you're
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: smoking a bunt like, they'll arrest you, like for looking
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: like you're high. Like It's I mean, this was a
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: long time ago, but I just think that Kentucky is
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a is.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: A little bit more strict and conservative.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I've never been, so I'm showing my ignorance ignorance there.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: But jad Evans he did have a quite an amazing
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: childhood and then didn't know what he wanted to do,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: and he joined the Marine Corps after high school, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: then after that he used the GI bill and went
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: to Ohio State and then Yale. I mean, it's pretty.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Incredible, but it was Yale Drama school, right.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Yale School of Drama. Yes, one of the best. He
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: was an actor, big time Meisner approach.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: When did he make the decision that he wanted to
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: be vice president?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Well, he joined, he won. Wasn't he a congressman? Nah,
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: it's been a while and I haven't read it in
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: a while. And then he came a pretty successful lawyer
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: pretty quickly. And then when you go to Yale law school,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: he clerked for like a federal judge. He was doing
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: all the right stuff. He was like part of the
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Yale Law Review. You know, Barry Langley, similar academic background
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: to Obama. It was like Obama went Harvard Law School,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: president of the Harvard Law Review, all that stuff. I'm sorry, what.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Comparing Vance to Obama?
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like, no good, I'm kidding.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying an insult too. Who's that? Who's that?
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: An insult to SaaS?
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Which one both of them?
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: I feel like they probably both would not like each
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: other at all.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I think that they seem I bet that they would
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: get along smashingly really and Yale man. But I think
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that they're both just part of the like political class,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and I think that once you get into that level
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: of politics, it's not like you're like bristling at each
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: each other and pissed off to be in the same room.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I think that they're just, uh, the elites of the elites,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and they'd rub elbows.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: And fucking laugh at the poors.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: They they'd toast their champagne from the balcony like that
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: picture during the Occupy Wall Street riots?
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Do they ever even know that picture? Talking about?
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Classic? Are you talking to me?
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Classic fucking picture? I'm so sorry, I'm not talking to
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: you really either. One of you. This one's kind of
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: more for me.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: This is I got a really important I'm really just
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: and I had to read it. I apologize.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Now, you don't I have the time of my life.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: I'm so used to it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: I'm so used to Harry being all over it that
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: it's weird to sort of have him be like a
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: reserved bench player on the pot.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: I'm I'm very sorry.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: It's really I wish I could.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: I'm getting four hundred millibytes per second, so I don't
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: know why my why the audio sounds bad.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: You gotta not worry about it. You're fine. Now, I
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: got a I got a major technical difficulty coming and
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: it is. I mean, we're Mike, I told you this.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: I lost. I've lost all of my chargers. I bought
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: a bulk pack of fucking iPhone chargers, and I don't
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: know they disappear. I don't even know what, like like cash,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: And I am now using my computer charger to connect
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: to my microphone, which is the only charger I have left,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: and my computers at seven percent.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Ah, dude, I'm bring one down the block, dude, I can.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I can literally see your building from out out my window.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I'll literally tape bring one over to you right.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Now, and I could ask my neighbor if I could
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: borrow a phone charger. Yeah, I mean, do you mind
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: about you guys talk for SEC. I'm just text my
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: neighbor and see if I can borrow a phone charger.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Damn, I don't even know my neighbors.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: It's also not even have phone charger.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: It's a USB C Do you not have like other
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: shit that has to get plugged in?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: I've used every combination of all these things. I mean,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: it's really it's really getting down to the wire pun intended.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: I'm currently right now I'm using four different us BC cords.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Well, you're you work for the government, so.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: I don't sask mistaken me. You're still thinking about JD Vance.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna just chalk up the fact that you didn't
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: think that that was funny at all to you having
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: lag on your Wow.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: It's hard to like understand what's a joke and what
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: isn't when you're doing remote.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't love it.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Everything I've said has been a joke. I haven't been
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: serious about anything. But also, can I just can I
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: just remind everybody of something we're doing remote because we
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: didn't want to bank episodes, because people didn't want us
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: to bank episodes because we'd still be talking about the
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: last presidency. You know, we would be talking about a
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: different vice president, like you wouldn't even be up to date.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: So we're really just trying to stay president. We really
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: should touch on something that's present, just to kind of
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: as a gift to people, like that fucking Minnesota Vikings
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: cheerleader who's a dude, and then people will know that
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: we're that we're right now. That guy who's missing me off, that.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Guy's incredible, he's so good.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: No, I'll tell you what.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: I'm not watching the NFL this year. That's for damn sure.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Definitely not any Vikings game.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: This is the worst damage to the Vikings since Lizo
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: mentioned them in a song.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: This is the worst thing since Sam Darnold's.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I can't even get horny watching the cheerleaders this season.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: And what the fuck? What calendar am I gonna buy?
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: They don't even show The only games that they show
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: the cheerleaders is the Cowboys games like no other teams,
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Like you don't even know that they have cheerleaders.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even if you're in the stadium like this, stands
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: are so big and they're like wedged up against the wall,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: so close to the wall, and uh, I think there's
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: hotter broads and stands, you know what I mean. I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: don't think of course, cheerleaders isn't even a modern representation
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: of like a hot girl. They're wearing like like shine pantyhose,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: like they're like strip tease or something like that.
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: It's like, yeah, it's Jerry Jones idea of like what an.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Attractive It's like having the rockheads out there. It's like
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: who's getting like horny for a girl on a swing?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Like it's nineteen oh four, like it's Evelyn Nesbit.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: It is a very dated thing, like the idea of
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: like all right, well we want to watch football, but
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna need to see some babes as well or else.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: I just football is gonna do it for me, Like
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: that is what it was invented for.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: That's what the AFL was, like the original league, and
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: they didn't have any babes.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: They had all the best stars.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: But then the NFL brought the babes along and everyone's like,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: well I need to fucking be horny while I'm watching
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: this game. I need all of my animal instincts to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: be satisfied all at once.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I solved that, would you genius? I found
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: a complementary wordable charging block that was given as part
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: of a promotional bag for the US Open golf tournament
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: when we went and played Oakmont. I've never used it,
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: and I hope that it had some factory juice in it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Sure does ninety eight percent. So I connected that to
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: my computer and we should be Oh yeah, so.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: We're good, says you saw flagging too.
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: I'm not waggon anymore.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: No wagon like a wagon.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: Well, uh yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: The other thing that kind of confused me about that
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: was like, hasn't there been male cheerleaders forever?
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, in college, in college, not the pros, Yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: But like, but the pros have had him for a
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: few years.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: And I think the difference between a college male cheerleader
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: is it's a dude who's two hundred and sixty pounds
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: that can deadlift four point fifty.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: It's like a literal.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Powerlifter who can launch a woman. And the pro cheerleaders
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: like our dudes named Ashley who like have like press
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: on nails and shit like that, Like they're definitely shaking ass.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: But it's like I don't care.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I don't they're doing the split. I don't care, though,
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Like this is the perfect that's the perfect gesture to
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: encapsulate Ashley.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: It's like not, uh yeah, I feel like when when
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: people are like the presence of a guy trying to
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: make people horny detracts from my horniness.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: That just makes me think you're gay.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Like if you're so distracted by a dude shaking ass
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: while there's girls shaking ass, it's like you, it's not.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: That's not a d d like you're you have an aphixiation.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: I think it. I think it. I like it better.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I like the guy because the guy makes us realize
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: two things. First of all, no, uh oh oh.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: God, no, why is a man great till they got
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: a beat?
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Did we just lose Francis.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: The Oakman charger doesn't have the juice that it eased
• 43:10
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• 43:10
  Speaker 6: That thing probably just fry onlap top. His laptop is
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: in Flanns right now.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, poor guy, I thought it was both of you,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: but you were just stationary sass.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Oh I was just locked in.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just listening hard as hell, getting pissed off
• 43:29
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• 44:58
  Speaker 6: I don't even think I would have known that the
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: there was a male cheerleader. I mean, if I didn't
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: have if I didn't read that thousand times.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just like if you make a big deal
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: out of something small, you can create a kind of
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: counterculture of feedback of people like disagreeing with you, like
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: no one gives a fuck about this.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: But if you try to make a big deal.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Out of something super small, so so many people will
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: disagree that you'll go dummy viral and rake up money
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: on X. It's probably just like some Israeli like bot Farm.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: That's just trying to prey on our weak minds, probably just.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Like a dude in Malaysia.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, you're back. I'm back. What happened?
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Our drive just burned down?
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: My computer's not happy?
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: I know that thing's like it was so funny happy.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: I thought I broke it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Did it break or now?
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: No?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: But you guys keep talking.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Hold on, I'll figure it out.
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: You're you sound fine right now, Francis. If you're still
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: worried about the mic, yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't worry about the mic, but I would worry
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: about that fucking composite grain on that fridge.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: What kind of what are we talking about?
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: Is that oak? Is that an oak base?
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Is that cherry wood on on that on that fridge
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: behind you?
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Because god, I don't know, I don't know what it is,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: but you know, here we are, we're making the most
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: And uh I, if I'm honest, I'm gonna blame Harry
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: for this because whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? You know, crazy,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: he's in a different uh well, I don't even know
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: where he is. And it's we got to pipe this
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: all the way to him out on his remote island
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: and all that. Ron and I, Ron and I are
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: blocked from each other. There's no lad.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: You guys are a block for each other. This week,
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: last week, I was I was standing out. I was
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: like that fucking two and a half way. What is
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: the what's the photo of the dude standing in the
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: house looking around and it's empty?
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Will Smith?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Will Smith? In what fresh? Prince? Fresh? Prince?
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: I when cut that up and make it run a
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: little more fluid?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: What's the guy? I was the picture of the guy?
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: That is what it was like.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: I mean, I was out on the streets, walking around.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: No home was home.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I was putting out five pieces of content. I was
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: putting out a piece of content every single day.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you mean.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: So am I brother?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: So why are you acting like you were in the
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: house alone?
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: I was in the house, I'm saying in New York City,
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: I was just.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: A different new I wanted to do this episode. It's
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: so badly from your apartment. I wanted us to turn
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: on zoom and to just be sitting in your chair.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Is your front door locked?
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: No, but that would have been very funny. You still,
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: you wouldn't even know how to get her started.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: You can get in roun, you can get in you
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: the the fire escape, you can pull the ladder down
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: and then you go up that and then the window
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: has uh like a you just need to kind of
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: have some kind of thing to get it started and
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: then it goes out.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: You thought that window?
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: From that window, there's a steel pole blocking it.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: I made. I have a trick for that.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: So I have a like a through magnet, and I've
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: found a way to maneuver the pole away. I just
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: don't know about that. Well, you wouldn't know, because I
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: don't fuck with it when you're there at your home.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: I've been staying at your home.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: Did you guys see my Oh? I sent you guys
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: my beautiful setup.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: This weekend. I went in and I cleaned apartment by myself.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: I couldn't. I couldn't wait any longer.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Nothing to clean.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Brother had to be done.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: The whistle.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: No, I did some work this weekend on it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you sent that crazy looking setup. It looks to
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: be honest, insanely better and like you bundled up your wires.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Like that's how I know that.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: You just your brain just fully formed this week Like
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: you know how people are, like, oh, twenty one year old,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: his brain's not even fully formed. Yet you can see
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: the point when you started bundling your wires worth, your
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: your two monitors setup that you had become one man.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I mean the cabling, I mean the wires.
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: I knew I had to do. I was kind of
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: just putting it off forever, and then I didn't have
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: anything this weekend, so I was like, I'm gonna I'm
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: gonna give it a craik and uh and then I
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: I did. I added the arms, the monitor arms, which
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: are like it feels like I'm in a fucking like
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: it feels like I'm sitting in the bat cave.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: It's crazy, like the way that you can just like
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: you're just like that monitor like swings up to the
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: side and then you like pull the other one down.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Get some you got to get some closed circuit TV
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: cameras in there, and like a little security setup of
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: just something just some black and white videos on there.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, absolutely, I mean it's really like a powerful
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: You kind of wonder why, like the Oval Office doesn't
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: have a dual monitor setup.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's our first president president that's going to have
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: a gamer's chair in the Oval Office.
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: Like a PC Like a good computer.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, once Aiden gets in there.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Ross, Yeah, Bro thought about it, but I love it.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Harry.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: There were two guys that I met at the golf
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: tournament that you know that you would know really now two?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Del Tuche.
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: Sounds familiar?
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Maybe big time streamer, huge.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Great guy, al Tuche de Yeah, I don't think so.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: Now, yeah, you know him.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know anything outside of call of duty.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well there's dal Tuche and then uh sketch, sketch, sketch.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know of sketch. I heard he's going to
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: be a cheerleader on the Vikings this.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: For the Texas this year. Just like licking a finger gun.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Him and Deluche was Yeah, I got to hear about
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: some interactions with with some some folks out there. I
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: don't want you to give away everything, Francis, but can
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: you is there any like Manda Man stuff that you
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: could give us?
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Well? I hung out with Aid Shot too. I got
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: to be shot. I told a shot. I said, hey, Shot,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I got a guy, my Boddy, Harry Settle, he loves
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: you and he goes, who's that? And I go, you know,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: a little Sasquatch. He goes, I don't know who that is,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: and I said, you don't know a little sasquatch, you know,
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: the the meme pointing at himself from the draft video.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: He's like, what do you mean what kind of a draft?
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: I was like, if you don't know any of this,
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: then it's not really worth me introducing you. And that
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: was the end of that conversation. Clearly he wouldn't get
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: along with you, is what I gleaned from that stuff. Well, this,
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: they never meet your heroes. So now I know. Well
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I told I told, I told Shot. I said, hey, Shot,
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Harry's trying to start his own e sports team and
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: he said, tell him not to do it? Sure to you,
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: so he said, I mean he.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Owns an or he is an ORG owner.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Damn, but I've already succeeded.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: Was he the biggest star out there? Francis, I don't know.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know how big of a deal he is.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: But who gave you the most like butterflies to talk to?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Or like, who are you most excited to talk to?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Obviously there's no for me.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: It was like more of the golf people, you know,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I think that that was where I I was like,
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: holy shit, I've been I've seen clips of these people
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: and watched these people forever and I don't know them,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: you know, Horvat and Claire, Paige Sparanak and people like that,
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: you know, because we collaborated with the good good guys before.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: But just like seeing those people in the range was
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: pretty cool. Yeah, those yeah, big timers.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait to be watching that.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: When is that coming out next week?
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. I'm scared to even
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: talk about it.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dougsunting that you don't have to fuck around well
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: sas while I have you. Did you see that Aiden
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: had Phase Jev as one of his top five YouTubers
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: of all time?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Wait? What was that?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Aiden had Phase Jev as one of his top five
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: YouTubers of all time?
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I know who Phase Jev is.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: What Phase Jev. He's one of the.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: Top YouTubers of all time. You have to look up
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Phase Jeff.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: You don't know that name.
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: I'm more on like again, like I'm I'm more on
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: the call of duty side.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's one of the best, He's one of
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: the best gamers of all time.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: But he's Jev. Yeah do you see him?
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: I know, like yeah, phase Banks Phase you know Banks.
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: Isn't even really call of duty.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Oh I know this guy. I definitely have seen this guy.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Faz Brownie, you know. Uh but but uh yeah. I
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: was just excited for Face. I was just excited for
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: them as a as a group. But then then mister
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Beast was like Phase Jev Phase jams not top five
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: of all time.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: It was so fucking disrespectful to Jeff.
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: He looks like, did you guys love.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: A lot of videos?
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: I mean he's put out like twenty ten minute videos
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: in the last like three days.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he cracks videos.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Out, Jeff. I mean that's classic Jev.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Did you guys see the New York Times report on
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: male loneliness?
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: I they were going to blog about that a while ago.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: They wrote a blog about They wrote a piece about
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: that a long time ago, and I wrote a blog
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: in response to it, called the Epidemic of Male Loneliness
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: and How to Cure It.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: They said, fifteen percent of males don't have one single
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: friend right now.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Damn like one you don't know one person.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: I don't have a ton of friends either, but like
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: I got, like, you know, I got, I got some guys.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: I got I got a group.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Looking just a roasted fifteen percent of all men, you
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: fucking act, and.
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: They're like fifth, like not one, Like you don't even
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: have someone you play video games with.
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: They're saying, no ranger online.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're saying, no, you're just that, Like.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: What percentage of our listenership is male?
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Most?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: And we have one hundred eleven thousand subscribers on YouTube alone,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: and so even if one hundred thousand of those are men,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: then you just fucking laughed in the face of fifteen
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: thousand poor souls.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: That's not our demographic.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Hey, friends.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Friendlessly?
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: No, dude, that's the demographic.
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: I know it is, it really is. But it's okay.
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: I mean, look, I'm not a big I'm not a
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: social butterfly. I got I got friends. I have friends,
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: but like I don't have a ton.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I really just kind of want you to double down
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: and laughing at them. It's way funnier.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Harry, you have more friends if you if you had
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: just met more people. I don't think he's met that
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: many people. And I don't mean that as a people.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I knew you'd disagree. This isn't even an insult.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, doing stand up, you're meeting you meet
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: new people every single day.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Sure, But what I mean it's like all my closest
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: friends in my life came from college, and you didn't
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: go to college. I did. I went briefly, not long
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: enough to forge sort of lasting long friendships.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, no, I would agree with that.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: But also, I mean, I just stayed close with my
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: friends from high school.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I guess Francis and Francis that there's a lot of
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: people applying. There's only like two positions available, like the
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: applications are stacked. People want to be sas as friend.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: It's actually a barstool. Did you see the clips from
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: the barstool Beach House when Sas just tweeted about it.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: They're sprinting around the boat. Everybody's so excited, laughing. That's
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: the only questions I get from anyone. Would Sas ever
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: go down there? Everybody's intrigued by you, and everyone wants
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: to be your friend. You don't want to be friends back.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: That's different than the loneliness epidemic.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: I'm not complaining saying that I'm lonely.
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: I never said this.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: He wants to be left alone.
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: I'm saying, no, I've got like I don't need more,
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: like I have a crew.
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: I'm good.
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: I know what.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: You know how hard it is for I have tried
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: for now for years to forge your friendship with Harry,
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: and I would say I've done pretty well, but he
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: still keeps me at like, you know, one hundred yards length.
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: It's not even that, it's just like I don't like
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: It's not like I'm actively walking around being like, hmmm,
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: would that.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Person be friends with me?
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: You know, like I kind of just am friends with
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: I got my friends, I got friend people that I
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: have friends with in New York, and then I got I.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Spent I spent eight hundred dollars on fly fishing and
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: equipment as an investment in my friendship with Harry.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: I don't even like fly fishing.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: I was on you. You made we'll have something to
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: talk about because lord, hell me, I know he's not
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: gonna come to my eyes side of the fence. I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: know he's not.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: Gonna be texting about fly fishing.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Literally yesterday, Hey Francis, you want to go?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I wanna go? Uh you wanna go do something? It's Saturday.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Let's go do something. What do you say, Pal, I'll
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: come to you. I'm at your I show up at
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: your husband. You don't even know I'm coming. I mean
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: just drop in.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: Well, let's plan it. I mean I'm down. I I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: we were.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: We kind of talked about it off camera before, but
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: I mean I'm down to do to definitely do something
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: as a as a as a team team building.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: I'm ready to break my least. Let's move in together.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: I don't want to list.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: That feels I'm ready.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: But I'll keep the place clean. You keep the place
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: running with Wi Fi and stuff. Whatever your purview is. Tech. Yeah,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: you're the tech guy.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: I tech.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Would you be open sas to have one more person
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: from barstool be your friend and we could kind of
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: like do a search within the walls of barstool and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: just be like, what is this person qualified to be
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: your friend? Like could this person?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: I think I'm capped on friends at barstool, Like I've
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: got with doing mascots, which, by the way, that comes
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: out tomorrow, so watch that on YouTube. But doing that,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: like I feel like I became close with all those
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: guys so now I'm at a point where I'm like,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: I know everybody Like now, I used to walk into
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: the New York office and no one would even look
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: my what he was kind of just like make my
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: way to my desk.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: Now it's like I got hey, yo, who.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Say?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: Well, I would say I've reached my cap.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: So no more. Who is the last one that you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: were like? Okay, so I can go to the wire.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: I mean, like the obvious people are like fights and
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: and Tommy I became better friends with.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've known them your whole time, you've worked there,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: You've known these people for more than five years.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Those are the last people you maamed friends with.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: But like I didn't, I was never really that like
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: good friends with those guys. I wouldn't say we are now,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: but I'd say we're closer.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Jerry, do you remember when we used to go watch
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: football games at runs apartment before he was a father?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: The one time we did that?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Ever?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Do you think we're gonna go do that again?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: Probably not.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: I would want you.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I literally was just thinking about it. I would love
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: for you guys to come over.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: I would love to go over, Honestly, I want to
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: meet your children.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be so fun, kid guy, But I think
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: that I was.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: The babies versus kid difference.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they won't say they won't bother you the uh.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: I was fan sizing about it when I was watching
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: preseason football.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: I have one son on my knees.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: I was watching preseason football on the other end the
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: bouncer and I almost squirted a tear. It was like
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: what I wanted my whole life. It's like working towards
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: this moment of being able to watch football with my
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: seed and just be like, look cover two, just fucking's
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: It was an amazing feeling. I'd love to share that
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: with you, fellas you boys.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Could be cheering on that field.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: Daddy, I want to play that quarterback. You better not
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: be calling me daddy.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: If you do that, we will not know each other anymore.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, hearing son of mine will be twirling.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: But pons come Sunday.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: And honestly, they love conversation like that. That's the thing.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: They'll shut up for hours if there's people talking around them.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: So even just us like getting some takes.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Off in front of them, I feel like would be
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: good cognitively for the boys. Maybe you guys would come
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: in and, uh, you know, just fire it off, dude.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Would today I would pay a thousand dollars to put
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: a camera in a room with Harry and your two
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: sons and he has to only interact with them for
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: an hour and like has to do whatever, and he
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: can't talk to anyone else. It's just him with two babies,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: and see what happens.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: It would be insane. I truly don't know what you
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: would do, and I wouldn't know.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: What you guys think is gonna happen? Like it we
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: would want.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: You'd open the door and I would just be sitting
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: there with the kids, and I'm be like.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: Guys, this over. It's all.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: You're gonna open the door and I'm gonna be like
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: laying on the ground. The kids are gonna be gone
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: fucking wandering around.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's more that they'd be screaming their heads
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: off and you'd be It's like when you have two
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: dishes cooking on the stove about to burn, and you're
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: like going back and forth between the two of them
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: trying to be like.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: Which one do I like? How to what's the way
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: to solve them screaming?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: That's really what I want to see. I don't think
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: you'd be I don't think you'd lose them. I think
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: you'd lose yourself.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: I could see that twins is a lot, that's a
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: lot of that's a lot of people to be taken
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: care of.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: What would be like is it just I mean last time,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I think we were drinking beers?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: Like what would be.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: Or was it I wasn't drinking last time?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: Oh was this you just started in sobriety.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Zeros? Oh yeah. But and also he hadn't he hadn't
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: like fully picked up weed yet. So you had all
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: that cool stadgetry and I was smoking it. You rowan,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: you were off the weed, and so I was. You
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: were just like giving me presents and stuff. And Harry
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: was you know, we were drinking ron I was smoking.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: Harry was not doing anything and.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: Making Davis Remember it was Bill's Eagles. I had a
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: wager on Gabe Davis, and we know we all did.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: I think we all put money on Gabe Davis and
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: he scored like the last touchdown of the game, which
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: never happens. The odds at the person that you bet
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: on to score, like once the first quarter is over,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: I'm like, it's chocked, that is over. Let it alone
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: the last quarter of the game.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Not too much ball, brother, I.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: Got carried away.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: M hm, unfortunately enjoy enjoy hair hair ball.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 7: Are you guys going to keep going or we should
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: be just ended?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, Well, thank you guys for listening. Sorry
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: about the technical difficulties. We're going to be back in
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: the office.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: Uh, I don't know, don't apologize for it makes you
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: look weak.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 7: I know, but I feel bad. I like to get
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: a good product out there.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: But also, I mean, our product has been so goddamn
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: good recently. I feel like we deserve a little slack off.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: But anyways, and that's that's coming from up top. That's
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: coming from up top, by the way, not us. We
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: never We're never slacking.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Ever.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Let's just say the board meeting, uh was pretty kind
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: to us. Let's just say the members of the board
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: agree that, uh, good lord, we're fucking valuable exactly.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: So thanks to everybody listening. We'll be back in are
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: we We're all in the studio next week?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: Right? Mm hm? Fuck? Yeah? All right?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 14: Sweet Steve, still not look around?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 8: So I looked out to you came around. I was
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: only falling one way.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: I was only falling one bad change were drifted, fool.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Was so.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: So then you need summon no I come along. I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 8: was only falling long, I was only folling W. I
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: was on your phone in one way. I was on
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: your phone in line strange. Be don't take me. I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 8: was phoning one way. See just a just the bas
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 8: basketball top of the call. It just stop my take
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 8: my cad of. You can see the doctors change.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: The j.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 8: Don't it's