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Your partner's weird thing 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: These are great.
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  SPEAKER_00: These texts are totally putting me in a mood.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love this so much.
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  SPEAKER_00: For Tag Sylvania tickets, a pair of them.
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  SPEAKER_00: What is the weirdest thing that your significant other does?
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  SPEAKER_00: You married the weird person.
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  SPEAKER_00: They do something weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um they're good overall, but they got something weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: Audio off the bat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Love this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me play this really quick.
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  SPEAKER_00: My fiance literally eats everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't matter if it's been out for days or if it's just leftovers that are well past their expiration date.
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  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: He eats it.
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  SPEAKER_00: He has an iron stomach, I swear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yuck.
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  SPEAKER_01: There are certain things.
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  SPEAKER_00: Until he doesn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: One good bow to the sick poops, that ends.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, 1739 says she shaves her feet with a tool in the living room and leaves her foot dust there.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know what tool you're talking about, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I love that tool.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh God, it's it's so satisfying.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but can you clean up after yourself?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't understand why this person does this.
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  SPEAKER_00: He flushes the toilet before he's done peeing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't get that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've uh sometimes flushed when I'm in the middle of allowed sitting, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I'm out in public, like if I'm at Allie's house and I'm like flush.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's like I better uh drown the sound.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I was thinking, make sure it all goes down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that too, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh then we have this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: My husband sniffs his socks after he takes them off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so that's not that's not so weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think that's weird either.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do it too.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, because I really kind of want to figure out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like last night I did this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, how bad do I stink?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not that I can do anything about it middle of the day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not like at noon, I'm gonna go stand in a shower and clean my feet, but I do absolutely want to know, like, um, how bad do I because then I'm thinking to myself, oh God, has she been smelling that and just hasn't said anything?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think that's weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, I find it uh weirdly satisfying.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, there's the weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure why.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's the weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one, one of my girlfriends sent this in and she said, I don't have the text line.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, let me tell you how to do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You best be getting on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you gotta you gotta download the Wink 106 Twin Tears Magic or My Radio Jams app, and then scroll down to where it says message Scott and Allie, and then that's where you can type it out.
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  SPEAKER_00: But she says, My boyfriend, I'm gonna keep the names out of this.
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  SPEAKER_00: My boyfriend sleeps in polo shirts.
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  SPEAKER_00: He is ready for business in his dreams.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's holding meetings of Oh! I just thought of one!
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh Tiffany?
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  SPEAKER_01: No! Um, one of our old producers used to sleep in the clothes he was gonna wear for the next day to come in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, who?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm not gonna tell you on the air.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to make this person feel bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was shocked to hear that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now this is where this is along the polo shirt line.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because you're right, you're holding business meetings or you're you're golfing in your sleep.
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  SPEAKER_01: One of the two.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I remember him saying, he goes, Yeah, I'd take a shower, put on the clothes that I'm gonna wear to come to work the next day, and I'd sleep in it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, What?
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's not comfortable.
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  SPEAKER_00: What are you sleeping in to what?
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  SPEAKER_00: Weird feeling.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I feel like I'm dirty when I'm sleeping.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So and I'm not sure why I feel dirty sleeping, but I feel like I'm dirty.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is why I have to take a shower in the morning before I do anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: Toby will be on me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I might be getting up on the roof to you know blow out the gutters and cover myself in gutter, you know, gunk.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she'll be like, You took a shower before you did this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, look, I'm it's my one weirdity.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have to shower before I do anything in the day.
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