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Prank 1 Oct 2026 · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: It's Mark Ronson, Uptown Funk, here on KFM Mornings. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, we....
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  Speaker 1: The prank that I was going to play today, we
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  Speaker 1: have not approved it yet.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't pass the bleep test. Who is we? Who's on
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  Speaker 2: the committee?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not sure that we caught it all.
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  Speaker 2: And it's too risky. Where does that leave us now, Darren? Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 1: Because there's, let me say, there's swear words in different
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  Speaker 1: languages as well. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Creative. You've got to be safe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to be sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I'm not going to play that one. But look,
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  Speaker 1: I want to play this for you today. In spite
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  Speaker 1: of all the, everything we've been talking about, with the
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  Speaker 1: pests that are here now, the mokis that have invaded us,
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  Speaker 1: A beautiful province, it seems.
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  Speaker 2: Province.
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  Speaker 1: Not just Cape Town and all the areas. Yesterday, my
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  Speaker 1: mate came home from work in pole and walked into
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  Speaker 1: his house. And there was a puff adder under the couch.
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  Speaker 2: In his living room. In his lounge. Scary stuff. So,
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  Speaker 2: we are under attack from pests.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to call pest control. That's coming up next. Stop.
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  Speaker 2: Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous prank
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  Speaker 2: call from Darren Whackhead Simpson. Exclusive to KFM Mornings. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: let me just manage your expectations here. This one ain't
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  Speaker 2: world famous.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: No, we know there's levels when it comes to the prank.
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  Speaker 2: So where are we? This is a little silly one, Lana.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, oh. Okay. A silly little one-liner, almost on the
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  Speaker 1: same level as Christmas Cracker.
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  Speaker 2: You're not impressed, Brad. That's low. Just, that's all I'm saying. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The crackers are getting worse every year. No, they are.
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  Speaker 2: They are. You know what? I really don't know. Tough crowd.
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  Speaker 2: I really don't know what to do with a dice.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how many I have? Do you know
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  Speaker 2: how many microscopes I've got?
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  Speaker 1: Incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Can we do better this year? Yeah, I think so. Okay. So, yeah, again,
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  Speaker 2: I've set it up pretty terribly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Right, for your expectations. Just throw it on. Pest control, right?
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  Speaker 2: Pest control, please.
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  Speaker 1: The specialist.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Maureen speaking. How can I help you? Hi, yes, please.
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  Speaker 1: I've got this big pest at my house that's just
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  Speaker 1: always there. Can you guys come and remove it?
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  Speaker 2: What sort of pest is it, sir? Oh, it's big.
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  Speaker 2: It's fat. It's hairy. Okay, and where do you live, Charles?
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  Speaker 2: I live in 8th Street.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And how much do you charge? Well, look, give me
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  Speaker 2: a description of what the problem is.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's this huge thing that just lurks around and
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  Speaker 1: it irritates me and it's just there all the time.
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  Speaker 2: And what does it look like?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's hideous.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even think of it. And is it a.
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  Speaker 1: Pest? Oh, it's my mother-in-law. I did tell you. I
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  Speaker 1: did tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Come to find out your mother-in-law is like the sweetest person.
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  Speaker 2: None of what I said there was true. She's actually
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  Speaker 2: really lovely. I think you regret the prank. No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I do. I hope she's listening. Low, low, low. She's
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  Speaker 2: in the car right now.
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  Speaker 1: Sad.
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  Speaker 2: No, she tells me all the time. She's like, don't
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  Speaker 2: say bad things about me. Don't worry, pest.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you ever do that again.
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  Speaker 2: That was good. Thank you, Brad.
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  Speaker 1: It's Louis Fonsi Despacito here on KFM Mornings. And with
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  Speaker 1: that prank, we opened the floodgates with mother-in-law jokes. Got
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  Speaker 1: a lot on the WhatsApp line. I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of it inspired by true stories. Portal. Okay, listen. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to play some. I think
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  Speaker 2: the prank was enough.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you standing up for the mother, for the.
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  Speaker 2: Frogs, for everyone. She who's never had one. We've got
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  Speaker 2: to hear both sides. She who's never had one. We've
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  Speaker 2: got to hear both sides, I fear. All right, then
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  Speaker 2: let's just whip one in you. Went to a mechanical
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  Speaker 2: place the other day and I asked them, do they
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  Speaker 2: fix broomsticks? So he's like asking me why. I said, no,
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  Speaker 2: because I... Seems like my mother-in-law's broomstick's not working. She
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  Speaker 2: can't fly away. Hey! Not the witchy accusations. You know?
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  Speaker 2: Leave by X. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: News and sports coming up after this.