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#409 We Don't GIFT EXCHANGE the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast pre Christmas Eve edition? What so I got my heady here,
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  Xavier, bust out the free, bust out the rig bro, my rig
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  out. It's the Christmas Special if we both got thousand dollars pieces on the
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  table. Yeah, bro, that's what his current would have said this time.
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  I see that thing come out to Matt Robins said, it's cool.
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  That's what that mass are for for. Like you just that's disrespectful as hell,
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  dude, don't ever do that to a heavy piece. Put it on
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  the map. See I got a teach Xavier, or like heady etiquette,
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  Like, see my piece. The circumference around this, Matt is enough for
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  it to just be taken care of. Like there's no sharing this with two
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  elite pieces like this. That's why I got my personal one right here.
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  Yeah. That and that helps you keep the bottom clean. That's what it
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  is for. Joining us as well is the one and only Ray Morning Shot
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  Films. What's up? Ray, Good morning y'all and happy early marry Christmas
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  Eve. That's right, Hey, dude, did you went to the mall's?
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  I did? I had to get your You're the last gift I had
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  to get. I had to go to the mall. I ran into Sam
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  Tripley at the Lado Guy Loria Dog, Comedian Owl. That's doesn't surprise me.
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  He's Armenian. Although go there, bros. Packed it's a ship show
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  right now. H yeah. But I'm gonna go to that ship show afterwards
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  today because I have to get one of a couple more things. I think
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  I might just hit up a Target or something, because it's just little things,
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  you know. Don't go to the mall. Trust me, y'all.
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  I went yesterday. It's too late to go to the mall. Right now,
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  it's the twenty third. You know where you should go. I'll tell
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  you right now. Little a little quick, a little quick, little hack
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  if you if those stores are available for you big lots, go to Seawalk.
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  They have a shoe palace. They have a raider store, which is
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  every Latin don't want something from there that it's currently between the ages of twenty
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  five and forty five. They all want some raider stuff. They got a
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  two toy stores, they got a comic book store. They got a makeup
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  store for all the bitches they like to have fucking like cake face. They
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  got a adult, they got a Universal store, and they got a bunch
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  of I'm just saying, and it might not be that pack. That's probably
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  nice. You haven't got your lady anything, don't get or nothing, because
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  you obviously don't give a fuck dog sorry the twenty third, you don't care,
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  just taking now you're not gonna get a blowjob of this fucking Christmas.
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  Just get drunk. You get drunk. Sorry, but you don't care about
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  your lady. If you haven't got her gift, he's done cared. He
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  don't got it. Early went out of his way. We searched like,
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  well, I didn't want to leave. I found something. Yeah, And
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  I'll be honest with you. I'm not I'm that guy. I'm you.
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  But I had to go over right now, right right after this show.
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  I'd be like, Oh, I can't do anything because I gotta go buy
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  her gift. But I don't don't be worried about it. But I was
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  that guy to always get last minute gifts. One time I don't she probably
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  don't listen, she probably don't pay the five bucks. But one time I
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  bought her all the all, her whole Christmas gifts were from Marshall's and Ross
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  and you know the perfume Britney Spears, like, yeah, she got the
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  Britney Spirits perfume Paris Hilton. Yeah, all the cheap shit. But you
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  can't complain when I give you a lot of shit, all right. So
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  a lot of cheap shit, but a lot of shit all right. So
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  you like, how long was this? Was this when you were living with
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  somebody? That's why I was broke, broke when I was living with homegirl.
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  Yeah, but it was. It was. It wasn't an excuse,
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  but I had like she knows I was broke. We got red, you
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  know. Yeah, it's at the same time. Do Christmas on twenty fifth?
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  I gotta pay rent on the first, and then you want to get
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  do I pay rent? I ever thought about that, But that's messed up.
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  I have the worst birthday ever. It's like, yeah, let's go
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  all all party one birthday next day rent, Right, it sucks. Yeah,
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  I got when you were a kid, did you like one big gift
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  or a lot of little gifts? I like a lot of little gifts,
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  A lot of little gifts. Yeah. It depends though, Like if it
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  was the one big gift from like my dad or like like like my parents.
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  Like I knew it was I knew it was gonna be it, you
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  know what I mean. Like when I look at home videos and stuff like
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  that, I was like, oh man, I was like it was usually
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  the biggest toy and like it blew all the other toys out of the water.
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  That's what it was. So I had those moments. Yeah, Like
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  my dad would tell me like do you want the Nintendo sixty four or do
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  you want like seven action figures like that? And with the homemade ring,
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  I already had the homemade ring. It was just more action figures. But
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  yeah, and then and then here's the other thing too. You don't get
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  an extra controller. You want to get one game, to be fair.
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  I knew that from the beginnings. Whenever I had the game system, I
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  would just only buy one player games. I'm like, hey, sorry,
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  my parents will be my own controulder. I don't know what to tell you.
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  I wouldn't even tell my homies I had a game system. I'd be
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  like, Okay, you're gonna want to come over play dog Dog. I
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  don't if you know, Oh damn hot, I heard that shit snap but
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  uh, I was gonna say, do you guys know how much a fucking
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  Xbox or PS five controller costs? God fucking damn. It's like a game
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  box is a fifty bucks eighty bucks for PS five? You gotta be fi
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  seventy nine, ninety nine something like that at best five? What about like
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  on offer of I mean they got the cheap ones. Remember game stuff had
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  the blue Leg run the Walmart thirty third bar, the mad Cat Cat Mad
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  Cat. You're right, were hard who had the blue one? And it
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  had this little thing where like the turbo, the turbo for the Street Fighter
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  game. Yes, a lot of people, a lot of people thought that
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  shit didn't work, but they didn't have those kind of games. It were
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  worked on, like Street Fighter Alpha. That ship was the ship. But
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  fuck god, I was hot, dab hot dab. It's a hot Christmas.
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  What's up, guys? Look he's just right as Santa right now.
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  Who's drinking? Who's smoking? Now? You look like Barts. You see
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  his fucking tank. He's out there in the middle of the streets. Try
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  tip for me. He's got a try tip for me and a brisket.
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  Yesterday, my whole family was there. Uh, he just we made the
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  plans and ship, so I'm in charge of the meat. You're not dusting.
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  You're in charge of buying the meat like you made it seem like you're
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  gonna cook the meat. In charge of a choiring. I get, I
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  get what he means, but he said I'm in charge with me. Like,
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  all I'm saying is that dustin. I hope that nothing goes wrong this
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  time. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. Barts is on it.
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  Barts is on it. He could just do it to anger me. He's
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  like, I'm not good at charge of no more. Yeah, but no,
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  but I really hope he comes through. We did sponsor it. So
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  get a brisket and try tip or either or he got down. The homie
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  got down painting that thing, Okay, tagging it whatever you call it,
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  no offense. I don't know what you want to call it artwork, and
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  it's our work, to say the least dog. But that fool got down
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  with everybody's Somebody buy his paintings, bro. Some of them are dope as
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  fun. I'm not even being a hitter, like they're fucking hard. He
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  gets down, He does get down. That's why I've been doing it for
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  a long time. Whenever he posted up buy those paintings so he can make
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  new ones. Yeah you know what I'm saying, Like I see some of
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  his new stuff. Yeah, and he's got it, he gotta. We
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  have one right here. And he's got a bunch of crazy funkals on on
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  his fucking website on that No, he's on the resale game though, like
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  you kind of see him. Yeah, he gave away some Spencer funkles to
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  kids. Oh yeah, heart me watch him go. I was like,
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  no, they're like kid funks, like the ones kids would appreciate, you
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  know, special addition, like some kid would appreciate. You know what I'm
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  saying, It's like a Pikachu like a kid would be like, oh that's
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  like not a soprano, like a kid wanted to appreciate the around Like what
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  the fuck is this? I'm talking like a good kid one. Yeah,
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  like Zombie Wolverine shout out, shout to him. You always you ever been
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  out? You ever? You ever been out in public and never seen like
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  a little kid baby toy on their hands, like putting their mouth on it,
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  Like yeah, have you ever seen a funk being used as a like
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  a. I don't think you're supposed to let your kids have those because this
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  isn't on the box hazards small parts hazardous, So like, I don't know,
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  I would think enough parents know not to like certain plastic toys. You
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  can't, like there's a reason there's a market for baby toys and there's a
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  market for like regular people toys because like, babies are stupid, A toy
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  will kill them. Yeah, yes, for you know, you know,
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  that's why they can't have, you know, those toys that have things in
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  the middle, like prices, because the little kids, we can't have those
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  because someone will choke on them. And now we can't fucking what are that
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  toys in them? In in the nineties, that a gift in the middle,
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  it was real famous cracker Jack. No, what was the cracker Jack?
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  I don't know. There's this little toy that song you used to fucking
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  something in the middle and some fucking kids on trao some mode all I know
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  what's in a wonderball? Yeah that's what I asked. That way they can
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  discontinue that. Yes, dude, some kids forgot didn't know if there was
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  a fucking toy in there. So I'm telling you one person ruins it for
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  everything. That's I love America, but freedom's in America suck, dog,
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  Freedoms of America suck. One person drowns at the beach while drunk. None
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  of us can drink at the beach. Try the ocean. No, he's
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  that's not the solution, all right, bro, fuck the ocean. Fourteen
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  hour flight, but it's only ten hours from here to Tokyo. Al right,
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  go five hours over here from here to Hawaii, so god forbid something
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  goes around halfway landing in Hawaii. Baby, we're most likely landing in the
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  middle of the ocean. But okay, no you're not. You still have
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  enough time. I mean that's scary, part, Bro, I like,
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  fuck the ocean. Bro. If that like, you might as well just
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  brady, you you you lamb dead? What just the ocean is scary,
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  dude? I just don't like it, like you don't think like like I
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  got a real for real, if you were on the Titanic you wanted to
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  push that bitch off the door, or you would have found the door,
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  you would have sat there and died. I would have been like security guard,
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  like I would I would have just been like pistols don't work once it's
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  wet zone, do they? They don't, right, they get rusted.
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  But but can you shoot a gum after a while you get a few shots
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  off of dam? Okay, I didn't know that, Like, you can't.
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  You can't wet it then store it the next day if you use it
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  right away, like if you're if it's a war gun, like I'm sorry
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  if it's a if it's a gun at war and it's sucking raining and ship,
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  like, yeah, that's just gonna work. No, but no,
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  But here, I mean, like now that I think about it, here's
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  a serious question. If you were in the Titanic, and obviously you couldn't
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  get on the lifeboats because you're a man, especially back in the day,
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  and you couldn't say you're training back in the day, I didn't count shot
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  at the boats? Would you stuff? You think you think you would have
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  lived? Like, I don't understand, Like how I don't know, dude.
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  Obviously I wasn't there, But like if I was, all right,
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  look for I'll tell you straight out how I would do it. If I
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  was in the Titanic, if I know I was asked out and the boat
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  was going down, I'll go into the nearest captain would have pistol. I'm
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  taking myself out. I'm not gonna get eight by something. I don't have
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  to game by something. This bitch made a movie for You could have lived
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  there. I'm talking about it. If you're already there's no lo more life
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  boats and the ship's going down, like you're like, hey, bro,
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  I'm going down with the boat. No, you're you're you're literally you know
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  where they were playing the violin, Yeah, you're right there starts it in
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  this mother dog. You can maybe you low key honestly, you can push
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  someone off a boat if you want to fuck these females. Fuck these females.
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  But like it's just like if I see like a boat full of like
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  there's other men though, that will kick your ass for doing that. This
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  is the fucking nineteen fifties. Bro, Hey bro, I would you are
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  big though? You are big though, you just gotta up. You gotta
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  get acquire a pistol or a knife and be like, I'll pop this fucking
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  boat right now all day beach. Oh you if you point at the boat,
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  yeah, that's what. Oh, isn't there a guy that got on
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  the boat the super rich guy didn't find himself on the way on the boat.
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  Somehow he got a pistol. Damn. Yeah, like food. I'm
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  telling you, man, I need to start carrying like he's on. He's
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  on might be onto something like bro, In an apocalyptic fucking society, your
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  right to bare arms is gonna be the thin line of you being alive or
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  you being dead. It's plain and simple, Bro, I agree with you.
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  You know what I'm thinking about right now, Like if if ship hits
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  the fan, taking that okay, I'll take that. But but if if
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  she hits the fan, dog, you know what I've been thinking about In
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  La. I know it sounds crazy, but fuck it. In l A,
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  not a lot of people have guns. A lot of people A lot
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  of people have guns in LA. Trust me. Uh, I would say
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  to people like it's because look, what I'm trying to say is basically,
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  if you have a gun and shit hits the fan and you get hungry,
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  you can just go knock on your neighbor's door and most likely they don't have
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  a gun, and that food yours. Like if you live in like like
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  Texas, you can't do that nothing, bro, Like, Like you'd have
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  to be smart with, like who neighborhood choose? I would not try that
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  in South Central Oh because I'm talking about if I have to be in that
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  criminal mentality, Like I'd be like, hey, where's the no. I
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  was like, where does the mail will swap me post up? Or all
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  the hipsters go or they live around here for sure they don't have guns.
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  It's go knock on these doors, like we're gonna go take all the fucking
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  like whatever whatever we could take, because you know these hipsters don't have guns.
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  You know who doesn't have guns on the real one hundred percent, hundred
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  percent. You can go to West Hollywood. You can go to West Hollywood.
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  You do loud, You can go to West Hollywood and get everything from
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  them. No, but you know who doesn't have guns at least in my
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  what I've seen, say Asians because by us illegal pisons don't have guns for
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  your tripping food, I don't hold you they fucking got guns, bro,
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  like the pythons that have been here for a minute, bro, Like who
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  do you think is all? Like I don't wondered what happened to the like
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  here ladies and gentlemen, if you guys have grown up watching, like going
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  to these dandtas and you've seen the old school security guards that used to look
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  at the signor with a revolver pistol or something like that, and you could
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  tell they were with the ships because they hated cholos and they were the type
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  of guy who just looked like I wish the motherfucker would. Those motherfuckers did
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  not just disappear. Guests who fucking hired them. Go to your local Japanese,
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  Korean, and any kind of Asian market. All those tough fice house
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  security guards that are ready to shoot the motherfucker for Stephen groceries they worked for
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  the Asians. Bro, go to I sort of god, Bro, go
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  to your nearest Asian fucking store and you will see those spicess with the revolver
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  out like you know what I mean. Like this motherfucker sits in his car
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  and his break through his nails like and just waiting to go back. He's
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  that old school. It's a different kind of man, like like those men
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  from different eras Bro, Like they're with the ships. Yeah, like the
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  men from the Titanic. It was like man man dog man, manly men.
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  Men. Did you like that show? I liked it before when Chardon
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  Sheen was on after that Straight Dog Ship, Straight Dog, Shit Dog?
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  Did you like that show? Ray two and a half men, Like,
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  I agree with you. It was one of my last sitcoms that I like.
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  I liked it before Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, I thought bringing Ashton Kutcher
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  like just ruined it. I just fucking hate Ashton Kutcher's acting period though.
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  Hey look somebody somebody cleared his head. And an example, me and my
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  brother got our asses beat by pis on security guards at Waterman Discount, MA
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  and a I E. All of them had strapped right, I'm taking back.
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  Leave the pyces alone, bro like this because, bro, like,
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  the reason pisons don't get a bad rap like this is because they know how
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  to follow the rules. They're like, they don't have to follow. They
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  don't know whether they know they have to follow. You won't get deported if
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  you don't follow the rules. It's not me driving at your car. Sometimes
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  I know there's gang of pices in the morning when they're like I see them,
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  bro, a little fucking paper bag while they're going to work, and
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  I'm like, like, you're driving like, but I'm like but but wouldn't
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  be out here living in the tent and not contributing to the economy. So
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  I'm gonna look the other way. Gee, by some mentality, you never
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  get pulled over during the day. You know you're going to work. My
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  uncle, my uncle is a clear exact what he was a clear example this.
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  We used to have a drive through liquor store. He used to pass
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  by, and every time he used to pick my grandma and he used to
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  sleep over his house. And I'm like like I would look it up,
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  like and my Grandma's in the driver's seat them on the spit. I got
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  a car side was like like, I'm like like like two talk hands and
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  the cup holder talk like, well, those were the good old days.
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  The brown bag and then as soon as he got into the residential you just
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  heard that the good o. You think you would have been like sipping hard
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  like a jack and coke. If we were in the days where you could
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  drink and drive, you'd be I think I would like, here's the thing,
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  bro, I would be a little bit more responsible, like just because
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  you have the liberty to too much liberty as was fuck this country up,
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  giving people to too much rope that they eventually hung themselves. So there has
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  to be a little bit of a rules bro Like if you don't have that
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  discipline to know when to stop, there's gonna be a bunch of idiots.
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  It's like the motherfuckers that don't know how to use nas responsibility. Like I've
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  never thought in my whole life to get behind the wheel while I'm doing something
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  that altered my mind so much that to me seems like the stupidest thing ever.
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  And I know that sounds pretty stupid because you guys have seen me.
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  I very stupid on Na's here, But I never I never took the risk
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  of killing nobody but myself on it. And that's the difference between like understanding
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  and knowing when and where and how how do use certain substances as compared to
• 17:44
  giving people too much rope and then they end up hanging themselves. Like you
• 17:47
  see a lot of these edgars out here doing stupid shit. Like whenever I
• 17:49
  see those videos dog like, I literally think I was, like, I
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  hope I don't run into some one of these idiots driving in the street,
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  because I'm gonna have a motherfucker that will fucking beat somebody's ass for that.
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  Get them out the car some ship, bro, Like like, Bro,
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  you know what I'm saying, like like you're gonna kill somebody, bro,
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  Like that's why I like it's I don't know, man, that's interest and
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  stay off specific and pie size defense and piece of defense. As a pie
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  pie of defense. There is nothing better than opening a tall modellow tall talk
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  can after long's day work on the way home on the ninety one on the
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  fifteenth doc like you're stuck in traffics and don't bro, just pop it open
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  and then you Bro, I've been there, Bro, the pies like you're
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  sweating and this chingandole in your hands, your hands are Yeah, the Eight
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  Seasons are plays that we need to talk. I agree, bro, Like
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  just like I could have used some SUBTIU and I was sweating after that.
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  Damn. This is right all right, I'm going so like like and I
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  have to fucking say this because like why did he get this rig? Like
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  you know what I'm saying, Like people using at the house all the time
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  looking at it. Okay, but you're you're on the we don't smoke the
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  same podcast. I like to talk, yeah, bro, Yeah, I
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  like to fucking talk, not even in the George Present. You don't talk
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  for shit, talk talk to yehaa wak and he still goes man, Yeah,
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  Ray, so you got you got everything set up, you did your
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  kids Christmas shopping already almost done. One more. I'm good. Yeah,
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  I'm probably finna go his city walk and then go to the after this.
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  Later on today we will be going to the forty two Origin Nos Christmas party.
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  So we're gonna We're gonna go ahead and uh, hey, have you
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  seen the have you seen the preview for the New Jersey swaar? You put
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  it up? Ray, you put it up? Please? Ray? I
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  forgot who I forgot the preview? I don't know, I don't know where
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  said I saw on Instagram. But yeah, and then yeah, you know
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  what, dude, I'm glad Rady brought this up. Fuck damn last dog
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  for fucking number one fighting US one hundred thousand dollars and number two. Why
• 19:57
  the fuck do you make the roster where Miami doesn't even have to play the
• 20:02
  top three fucking teams of the league. Bro, this is one they have?
• 20:06
  What is it? They don't even play the top three teams of the
• 20:08
  league. We don't even play them this season, Bro, that ship made
• 20:11
  me feel mad at you see who Galaxy got the first? Yeah, Like
• 20:18
  I was like, dude, that's like why they got a wheel too.
• 20:21
  That is gonna be on that spun. Yeah, I think so. And
• 20:23
  they don't even have yo. I don't see the new kid well it because
• 20:27
  it was a rough draft. I saw it to one somebody's on Instagram,
• 20:32
  and then there was this other one like, so Swallows is going to eat
• 20:36
  the eat the Miami Dog. They're catering to them. Bro. Everybody who
• 20:38
  keeps saying fucking l a f C is MLS's love child, then why didn't
• 20:44
  we get the penalty? I'm just saying, bro, why didn't we get
• 20:48
  the cup? Again? If we're really the love child? We already know
• 20:52
  that this season is catered to fucking messy bro. And you guys are gonna
• 20:56
  see this ship. It's gonna be disgusting, fussy. I pulled up the
• 21:02
  kid well e leaked kid supposedly. I don't even know the stripe one,
• 21:06
  yeah, stripe down. Yeah, that she looks hard. I won't say
• 21:11
  that is a badass looking jersey. That's a bad ship is hard, bro,
• 21:15
  Like I would funk with that jersey, Like that ship looks tough,
• 21:18
  dog like. For sure, I would get I would get high and hungry
• 21:22
  on the back on that one, Xavier, what do you think he's not
• 21:26
  done dying? This is like like that. And he did a cold start.
• 21:30
  What a little bitch? You cold starts now? Just I'm just saying
• 21:34
  I do cold stars too. Yeah, but straight up that that kid looks
• 21:41
  sick. I think is gonna be staying. I think might stay. What
• 21:45
  about this one right here? Oh it'll pop up soon, but it looks
• 21:51
  oh no, not that one. That's not you know, my flashy ass.
• 21:55
  I like it. That doesn't even say like he says lost angeless,
• 22:00
  lost, and it's so weird. That's that's not even Yeah, that's an
• 22:02
  AI edition. I hate that AI does that, like somebody put somebody put
• 22:07
  a picture of me in the in the car. The writer and the AI
• 22:11
  ruined my Grim's hat. But AI also created. AI also created that Jeffrey
• 22:17
  Epstein I think I posted today on ten forour hat the PlayStation ship that was
• 22:22
  a I. You gotta give it to him. Some ship's crazy. Did
• 22:25
  you see the one I posted jeff PlayStation two game that looks crazy bro graphics.
• 22:33
  Yeah, but I don't know. I'm excited, but I'm excited because
• 22:37
  that's the first Christmas party I've ever I've gone through this year, and I
• 22:40
  could definitely use a little getaway real quick and going to be hanging out with
• 22:44
  the buds, gotta be drinking with these foods. There's a gift exchange and
• 22:48
  I'm gonna be taking a bunch of danishes so everybody could eat, right,
• 22:52
  did you try some of that Danish? Try it after that ship is good,
• 22:56
  bro, It's like a cinnamon row inside. I saw what it looks
• 22:57
  like. I was like, whoa, it's fucking so good. Shout out
• 23:00
  to Jewels. Shoutout Jewels for sending those those danishes. Shout out to Jewels.
• 23:10
  Not the right word, straight up, man. But also to everybody
• 23:15
  that's watching. Thank you everybody for tuning in because you know what I'm saying.
• 23:19
  We do cut the show off and we go straight to Patreon halfway around
• 23:22
  there, and we are gonna do a gift exchange. Everybody that is not
• 23:26
  on Patreon join us on there, because that's how you participate in the raffle.
• 23:30
  And I did not forget about you guys. I will be posting the
• 23:32
  video for the last raffle on the last episode. I just had my grandmother's
• 23:34
  funeral service to go to yesterday, and thank you everybody who reached out and
• 23:38
  send me condolences and messages like that. My grandmother is final leader, their
• 23:42
  final resting place. I think the hardest part is over. So I'm just
• 23:45
  trying to transition and try to attempt to get into the holiday and birthday spirit.
• 23:51
  You know what I'm saying, Because my birthday is coming up. It's
• 23:52
  December thirty first, and I have no fucking plans. Well, I had
• 23:56
  no time to do shit. I just I was. I was like,
• 24:00
  it was December one this month. Then my fucking dog died. Tho was
• 24:04
  more than my dog. Then my grandma goes and got more my grandma,
• 24:07
  and I gotta do this, and it just it just it just did not
• 24:11
  seem to stop pounding on. And then I got a p S five.
• 24:15
  The man made me really happy. Shout out to three Eyes. I started
• 24:18
  to hook it up. Shot to three Eyes as always, homie, that's
• 24:21
  always that's what That's what I'm probably gonna do. So you at least,
• 24:25
  what do you even put a game in? It has already that Spider Man.
• 24:27
  Okay, yeah, so I'm gonna hopefully start playing tonight. I because
• 24:30
  I had to make room, like I had to move stuff. I was
• 24:33
  like, move over, this is the PS five face, like you know,
• 24:37
  you fucking wipe down the TV. I'm gonna pass the Spider Man game
• 24:42
  first. Are you one of those guys that you're gonna fucking go hard on
• 24:45
  one game? Yeah? Okay, I don't know. I'm probably gonna get
• 24:48
  FETA though, so I can bring it here and then then it really go
• 24:52
  down and then we could probably do it last stream. If you get a
• 24:53
  tournament, you get you, you pick one of the forty twos, and
• 24:56
  I get one of the forty twos. We just we fucking we played a
• 25:00
  tournament. Let's do it because we technically could stream it right right on twitch.
• 25:06
  I mean, I mean yeah, but we could we could do the
• 25:08
  twitch. H Happy Birthday the Scarecrow twelve twenty three, Homie, Hppy birthday.
• 25:12
  Better be a Patreon subscriber, Homie. But happy birthday, God bless
• 25:17
  you and Merry Christmas. Oh yeah, and there it will be a giveaway
• 25:19
  as well today, so everybody who's on Patreon. Same thing as last time.
• 25:23
  Drop a comment on the episode post. Just drop any comment, random
• 25:27
  comment. I will enter you in a raffles so you can win a care
• 25:30
  package from Alien Lives. These delicious, it's delicious. Out of this world
• 25:37
  fucking treats are gonna be coming your way, so don't sleep on that.
• 25:41
  This is only a Patreon exclusive and I will be throwing in a tough tethers
• 25:45
  what is it? A threat tough tethers item, so you can use it
• 25:48
  on your proxy or your puffle if you have that. I thought those gummies
• 25:52
  are pretty good. They're fire right, I like them. Here a serpent,
• 25:56
  let me sun fucking cloud chasing over here. It's not your birthday,
• 25:59
  my boy. There you go, taser over here. I'm just kidding though.
• 26:03
  But yeah, so this is only for Patreon exclusively, but yeah,
• 26:06
  we might even take phone calls to here. Somebody was like, I'll leave
• 26:07
  a voicemail or somebody did. But I do hope though, that everybody,
• 26:12
  everybody is having a happy holiday season, you know what I mean? I
• 26:15
  noticed that the holiday season fucking aton, what is it? I do notice
• 26:22
  that the holiday season is a very difficult time for some people. It is
• 26:26
  like a very joyous joyful time for everybody, and I now understand why it's
• 26:32
  very like a lot of people dread the holidays to come around. But let's
• 26:34
  not focused on the negative aspect of it and try to like have a different
• 26:40
  outlook on it, because yeah, I don't know when anybody out there could
• 26:41
  be going through or what you're dealing with, But you know what I mean,
• 26:45
  Like you could also use this opportunity for UH to bridge the gap whatever
• 26:51
  you got, whatever board you got in your life, you know what I
• 26:52
  mean. You could use this time to start a new tradition to honor old
• 26:56
  traditions. You know what I'm saying. It doesn't have to be UH a
• 27:02
  time of turmoil, you know what I mean. So all I'm saying is
• 27:07
  that you know, do your best to try to get into it, you
• 27:10
  know what I'm saying, and uplift your spirits because you're not the only one
• 27:14
  around this time where you're going through it. And the more of that vibe
• 27:18
  we got out there is, the more of it it spreads out there.
• 27:19
  So just saying, try to go ahead and turn that ship around because and
• 27:22
  if someone invites you somewhere, go, Yeah, someone invice you some week,
• 27:26
  go like if you like, if you no one invited, you know,
• 27:30
  when you're at your house, that's fine. But if someone invited you
• 27:32
  and you decide not to go and you want to be Debbie Downer, that's
• 27:36
  your fault. Do you got invited to go out? We'll go out with
• 27:37
  people's family event, don't have It'll be a good time. Yeah, it'll
• 27:41
  be saying you don't get no pussy, But then you do. You know
• 27:42
  who we're talking about too on that statement, pitty person over here, pity
• 27:48
  pussy, pitty pussy loves that pitty pussy. You look at me. I
• 27:52
  don't get no pussy. Ohr. I know you told me you're like that
• 28:00
  ship worked, bro, it works, b And then you saw his instagram.
• 28:03
  You saw no, Now you're looking at it when you're like xaint line.
• 28:07
  Now you're looking at how I saw it was grabbing chicks like yeah,
• 28:11
  yeah, Like I'm like, it's not ted. Yeah, but you took
• 28:15
  that ship moan. He's gonna be there today here we already burned it out.
• 28:26
  Who it is? Oh dude. This season my goal is to record
• 28:30
  those moments with that football's nuts because there's too many of like oh here,
• 28:34
  yeah at that time he smashed the thumb those bro, I didn't talk about
• 28:38
  it. So I watched the game. I watched the game with him at
• 28:41
  a bar, Dog And I'm not lying, bro, Like I said,
• 28:44
  I show up. Everybody kind of knows him, like what they know him,
• 28:45
  but they know Ted for sure, like even though if you don't know
• 28:48
  him, you know, Ted's like part of L A f C. And
• 28:49
  everyone was asking him you didn't go out there, and he's like, I
• 28:52
  was too high. I couldn't get on the plane. He's just being funny,
• 28:56
  you know. So there's a bunch of chicks around the dog and we're
• 29:00
  watching the game drinking and there's this big ass like like on the projector and
• 29:04
  they score on L A MC Dog. You know, Oh, he's he's
• 29:10
  got it going on. He put the mask on and then he started chanting.
• 29:14
  He started, uh, what is it? Yeah, and then it's
• 29:18
  kind of him for like five minutes by himself and way, and then everybody
• 29:22
  just starts doing it because you don't feel bad, and that's nothing you feel
• 29:25
  bad form. But then you're like, okay, let's do let's go.
• 29:26
  But we were at the bar putting it down things to fucking ted out there,
• 29:30
  so shout out to the homide Lemon, don Lemon. We're looking for
• 29:34
  a missus Lemon. Remember that song from that car dealership commercial, Well you
• 29:41
  came and got a Lemon? Was it? And what is it? Yeah?
• 29:48
  I don't know what it was, but you remember that ship though I
• 29:52
  don't have a Lomon. Yeah, I remember that ship. And then I
• 29:56
  remember that other dealership that used to have a baby's picture in the back of
• 29:59
  this oh baby, Like I was just like, what the fuck, dude,
• 30:03
  Like nineties advertisements were the ship? Dude? You know what I always
• 30:07
  wanted to do. I was I always wanted to do one of those like
• 30:11
  those those sweep steaks games where you go into the supermarket and you just take
• 30:17
  whatever. You remember that, yeah, yea yea yea yea yeah, yah
• 30:21
  know what you're talking about. Like I was like when I was little,
• 30:22
  I used to see that. I was like I was looking at my mom
• 30:25
  like we don't do this. No, you know what, I want to
• 30:27
  do so bad, bro, especially because I was fortune, because I was
• 30:30
  Mexican. I want to do it so bad. Like I even told my
• 30:33
  parents, like please, I know Spanish, I know English. I want
• 30:36
  to do the Temple Run. I remember the Temple Run in the nineties Bresh
• 30:41
  on Nickelodeon, right, oh yeah, that sew Nickelodeon when you were just
• 30:44
  running like kind of jo that big face will talk to you and then those
• 30:47
  fools will snatch you. Yeah, Bro, don't ruin the show for me.
• 30:52
  It's all they don't. They might have took contest on it were never
• 30:56
  Dash Schneider fucking sucked their toes. Yeah Snyder, No, but you know
• 31:00
  I wanted to do that one so bad. Or I wanted to get slimmed.
• 31:04
  I don't know about slam. You didn't want to get slimmed. You
• 31:07
  don't want you want. I wanted to get you. I never wanted that
• 31:10
  that ship, No, no, lie, like I was over. I
• 31:12
  was like, that's is mocos. You ever had the popsicle with the slim
• 31:15
  in it? No popsicle? I remember I tried something from Burger king Bro
• 31:22
  that was like slim color. It was like a drink. I think it
• 31:23
  was like a shake. Dude. I tried that ship. That ship was
• 31:26
  good. It's like new memory on. Don't remember that ship, dude,
• 31:30
  that had agreed and they who had who had who had the better toys,
• 31:33
  climbed. I'm so sad. Here's a real question. Here's a real question.
• 31:36
  Who had the better toys in the nineties. McDonald's, Burger King,
• 31:38
  we're putting the poll up. Doesn't matter, it does matter, It doesn't
• 31:41
  matter, it does matter matter. McDonald's fucking gave us some video games.
• 31:45
  McDonald's gave me a fucking game cue. McDonald's gave me when then they give
• 31:49
  them. They never give you a game cube with the fun No, not
• 31:52
  there, but at their playground, oh ship. Remember at the playground,
• 31:56
  McDonald's had a fucking uh Nintendo sixty four and then you can play fucking Smash
• 32:00
  Brothers at McDonald's dirty ass fucking controllers a little germs. I can't believe my
• 32:05
  parents let me touch that. I remember playing the Tennel sixty four. Yeah,
• 32:08
  that ship food for the kid's choice or there it is that minute made
• 32:14
  green slime drink. I remember, yes, bro, and I remember that
• 32:17
  green sauce bro like the big kids meal bro Yo. That ship was d
• 32:25
  the fucking Nickelodeon blimp. It's gonna come up all the blimp. You're right
• 32:30
  at that dang Burger King had the Simpsons toys too. That was fucking epic.
• 32:37
  Bro had the rugrats. Hey, I bought set the market, bro,
• 32:42
  Like in the bag still it was, it was still sealed. That
• 32:46
  looks very disgusting. Crash. That looks like it's gonna hurt my colon on
• 32:51
  the way out. You're gonna fucking end up back predict CZC. All right,
• 32:58
  so did we make a pull? What the better toys? All right,
• 33:00
  I'm gonna read some of these fucking people are saying McDonald's, mccash,
• 33:07
  can you put the pay? Yeah, hey, I'm still going. I'm
• 33:10
  still going to McDonald's to fucking go get the toys. To this day.
• 33:14
  You just got burger today. It was a breakfast sandwich for y'all. Thank
• 33:17
  you, but you still had a burg like you're arguing McDonald when you got
• 33:22
  to I meant for the toys, bitch, like I still know. Yeah,
• 33:28
  I'm missing two nuggets everybody, the lesbian lucky one and the fat baby.
• 33:32
  So you know somebody hooked me up with those. Hurry up, and
• 33:36
  I don't think. I don't think I'm gonna get the golden one though,
• 33:37
  but I mean that's that'd be tight. I'm gonna say around the table who
• 33:44
  do you think has the better toys? Right? I think McDonald's has the
• 33:46
  better toys. McDonald's to me, it's video video games to me. Let's
• 33:52
  not forget Burger King had the Pokemon toys and the fourteen car poke ball.
• 34:00
  Yeah, dude, that she was tight the line food wise, food wives
• 34:05
  in the nineties, burn King was way better. Hell yeah, bur King
• 34:07
  was slapped in the nineties times McDonald's breakfast. Hey, but but you don't
• 34:13
  like the breakfast Hey, breakfast guy. But McDonald's came back and they have
• 34:16
  the Pokemon cards because burger King, because burn King can't can't compete with McDonald's.
• 34:21
  No more, bur King dropped the ball. Obviously that the Burking's almost
• 34:24
  done. Bro. Yeah. A lot of the restaurants that you see like
• 34:29
  they're they're tore, they're born, they're like wore down. Bro. All
• 34:32
  right, i'ma live there. I have a list right here. It's the
• 34:37
  fifteen best Happy Meal toys of all time. McDonald's gonna pop up in the
• 34:43
  screen right now, but number fifteen, I remember those, dude. The
• 34:47
  Batman returns damn nineteen ninety two. I had the cat Woman and the Penguin,
• 34:53
  the penguin, I have one. Yeah. How did they make money?
• 34:57
  Yeah? China? Did they make money? Like they gave you a
• 35:00
  toy every time? I got my toy and no burger for three five bucks.
• 35:05
  So this ship costs like two cents to make. Dude, Oh that
• 35:09
  was oh yeah the magotchi's dude, I don't want Yeah they win dog had
• 35:15
  Tomagotchi? Did you ever have? I had a pet diamosa. I never
• 35:16
  had a I have one, but I didn't care for it was a female.
• 35:21
  My dad was like, you don't got to care for no ship?
• 35:22
  Is this dude? Bitch ass carrot foods care Formagotchi? It's pretty cool.
• 35:30
  I haven't seen these the Muppets workshops. That was trash trash toys. Oh.
• 35:35
  I remember Crazy Bones that was like quite a weird toy face. They
• 35:38
  didn't they didn't really do anything that is. Oh. I remember the Hot
• 35:44
  Wheels cars that they would always come with a sticker on them, and the
• 35:46
  McDonald's racing car Nascar ones. I remember that ship you'll put the McDonald's stickers
• 35:52
  on the hood and then that sick I remember those two that sh was whack
• 35:55
  though ESPN handheld fuck see you know what. I guarantee you, dude.
• 36:01
  I used to beg my mama to go to McDonald's for the toy. I
• 36:05
  begged into you. No kids begging their mama to go to McDonald's for your
• 36:07
  toy. Right now, man, how to train your gay ass dragon next?
• 36:12
  Come on, these old dragons are cool, so you hate him?
• 36:15
  Bro star Wars. Okay, that gay ass robot to full stop? Full
• 36:22
  a butler? He's not a butler? Yeah, coming up is pretty fucking
• 36:25
  weight up? Is he a butler? I do remember this, and I
• 36:29
  thought it was kind of weak. Isn't he a butler? Te three po
• 36:34
  is not a butler. He's like a mechanic. Bro. He flies a
• 36:36
  ship too. He's like, he's like he's a butler, right, Ray
• 36:40
  T three P Yeah, in the system of some kind Yeah, and assistance.
• 36:45
  Oh that was hard. I remember those dude transformers Burgers in disguise.
• 36:54
  That was great. Remember the song like the Hedgehog one? Yeah? Oh
• 37:01
  yeah, I dude remember those Sonic Gotta Catch You as song food? I
• 37:07
  remember it was this a part of the little train that will hook up to
• 37:09
  each other. You remember that was fucking hard, bro, Like I had
• 37:14
  the longest train of all the those characters. What is this? I don't
• 37:20
  know what the fuck that is? And the last one number two? It
• 37:29
  was number one A Sonic ranked twice on this list, but I never what
• 37:39
  theone's gonna fucking flip a bit right now that you don't have that, man,
• 37:45
  well it up so mind blow right now, I'm mind blown. But
• 37:49
  I'm as much as they only had four, so that shouldn't be that hard
• 37:52
  to get. I'm gonna look at the Swami. Now that was a gangster
• 37:58
  bro I was tight. Yeah, that's that's fucking hard. Straight up.
• 38:04
  Are you gonna go to your new dad's house? You Stepdad's no fool going
• 38:08
  to that fool's house. Is book coming over your house? I don't know.
• 38:12
  He might come over. I want to come over. Take a Danish
• 38:15
  so you can feed him? Yeah? No, he he orders food or
• 38:20
  house Yeah, for himself. I don't need trash. He's fucking trash.
• 38:25
  Comes over. Can't smoke cigarettes inside my house? He gets so mad.
• 38:29
  She love Hi smoked cigarettes in your house? No fuck, you don't even
• 38:31
  give him that idea. He's gonna come to my house and then said said
• 38:35
  it's okay. He let me do it at his house. I was like,
• 38:37
  no, he would fucking not let you smoke cigarettes in understand the situation.
• 38:40
  So yeah, I let you smokeing my house out of here, real
• 38:44
  all right, a real friend. Alright, he's all, you know,
• 38:45
  you know what we're doing. Well, when you show up to my house,
• 38:47
  we're going to Eason's house because they're having things giving there and you're gonna
• 38:52
  smoke cigarettes at his house because he said it here not going down there.
• 38:58
  I'm gonna have to drive far. Will Bro? Have you ever have you
• 39:00
  ever not lived there with someone or like lived with someone, but have you
• 39:02
  ever like went to someone's house to smoke cigarettes inside a white person's house.
• 39:07
  Yeah. I used to work for this this financial AIG Financial Advisors when I
• 39:15
  was way younger, and I used to work it out of his house in
• 39:17
  Beverly Hills. And like him and his wife Bro, non fucking stop on
• 39:22
  the phone and just smoking cigarettes. And I'm just like, man, I
• 39:27
  remember I stole a pack or two, like like Will smokes, but but
• 39:30
  we'll still leaves the cigarette and mean to leave the cigarette. He leaves the
• 39:34
  acon and he lives his door open and shit, but the full I used
• 39:37
  to work for this old man when I used to do uh, fucking home
• 39:40
  improvement and then machine going who's the owner of who was the owner of the
• 39:44
  company. And every morning we'd have to go to his house to go get
• 39:49
  equipment because he had a big garage. Yeah, last, last, the
• 39:52
  spray machine, the whatever he needed to be done handiwork. The equipment was
• 39:58
  there. So we'd go to his house every day and we show up and
• 40:00
  fucking oh man, bro Like, he's like probably like sex seventy or sixty
• 40:04
  five at the time, looking like fucking Hugh Heffner. Always wore a robe
• 40:07
  and y and I knew he wasn't wearing boxes nothing in there, So I
• 40:09
  was like, fucking thirty, motherfucker. I was young to I was like
• 40:13
  eighteen nineteen. But we'd go to his house and then he'd be like eventually
• 40:15
  sometimes be like come here. I go inside his house to get the map
• 40:20
  on where we're gonna work, and like the estimate and everything. Bro,
• 40:22
  it's no. Like he smoked cigarettes and they're heavy, bro, Like how
• 40:27
  bad like a hotel room Like it's smell like circus circus stuck like, and
• 40:32
  his mom was there. They both smoked cigarettes. But it was so bad.
• 40:36
  That's like when I knew, I was like, this is not good.
• 40:37
  You can hear them cough. And it was like he lived in a
• 40:42
  in uh someone Caprisano, super nice and like these super rich people. And
• 40:45
  he did not care about the price of cigarettes. Because I asked him.
• 40:49
  I was like, art cigarettes expensive? He's like, I don't know.
• 40:51
  I buy him by the carton, like those type of people do George.
• 40:54
  George also sucks up on that. But George says them all, if he
• 40:58
  has it, he's gonna smoke it too. That's another mentality. Damn.
• 41:02
  You think, like, hey see, Minus is like very I mean he
• 41:06
  I mean, how many cigarettes do you think he smokes to day? Not
• 41:09
  to guess, I would say you would smoke three At the studio here,
• 41:15
  they usually everybody smokes a pack. If you smoke, you smoke a pack.
• 41:19
  You just know you're gonna smoke a pack of day. He's very conscious
• 41:21
  about the pack. Yeah, he's always tripped about the price, like,
• 41:23
  man, I gotta pay like twelve bucks because that's that's every day. So
• 41:28
  they're looking at it. That's my daily cost. I need a pack of
• 41:30
  day and if fucking the price goes up. Now the price of my everyday
• 41:32
  costs went up, cost of life. Yeah, that sucks, bro bro.
• 41:37
  Yeah, Like right now, I think I think a pack of cigarettes
• 41:40
  mentals cos right here, I think a pack of cigarette mentos right now are
• 41:44
  fourteen bucks? Oh, mentos are illegal? Those those ones will smoke too.
• 41:51
  Yeah, he probably goes to certain shops that don't give a fuck about
• 41:54
  that regulation. Ship. I wonder he was. He's like craft beer kings
• 41:59
  dang looking up. Yeah, that's straight out fucking will Hey do you remember
• 42:06
  this from Burger King and Burger King toy the all fifty seven Pokemon the first
• 42:12
  movie toys? Yeah? I do, Yeah, I got a Garret doos.
• 42:17
  Those are around still you have any of those? I've seen them at
• 42:22
  uh the flea markets, but I don't have any of those. I speak.
• 42:25
  I didn't think that's just a little bit of them, Okay, I
• 42:29
  didn't think that those things, like when you're when you're younger, you didn't
• 42:30
  think that Pokemon was gonna be so big and like Pokemon is just fucking massive?
• 42:35
  Are these from Burger King? Right? Oh? Nice? Nice?
• 42:39
  That's cool. That is cool. Any of these fus I remember these?
• 42:45
  Any of these fuckers doing your World Cup ship McDonald because you remember there was
• 42:52
  cards and Mexico. Mexico had cards like baseball cards in the chips bro that
• 42:58
  was so tight. Damn. They had the King of Course full. Ooh,
• 43:05
  that's that wins full. I can't even believe that. If for you
• 43:07
  that should be you have four. I remember the Little Mermaid glass cups,
• 43:10
  remember that I have those in the in the box. Still they're not glass.
• 43:15
  They're plastic though, just like the Pocahontas cups and all stuff. You
• 43:20
  remember the watches, the Simpsons watches. That's fucking sick man. That's when
• 43:31
  they fucking took it over the top. When they got the licensing for the
• 43:34
  Simpsons. That's when you know. Burger King was like, damn, that's
• 43:37
  actually pretty correct too. Look at Mario about to run the train on that
• 43:42
  turtle that Leander the plug No I was, I can't. I told you
• 43:51
  it's fucking low vibration ship. They're not watching Adam Twin two bonus wife with
• 43:55
  someone else. That's random. Yeah, Low vibration Ship did not watching no
• 44:00
  cut videos. I remember that gold Homer. That was fucking hard man.
• 44:06
  What the nineties were a sick ass time, Like, what do you think
• 44:07
  two thousand kids are gonna talk about you? Remember Tweeter tweeted you this guy
• 44:15
  fucking monster? Yeah about that one? Yeah, that's crazy. These are
• 44:24
  burger king though, right, all them top burging toys. I remember they
• 44:30
  had Scooby Doo too. That was fucking hard. Yeah. You blow up
• 44:37
  fireworks? Zero? No. I hate fireworks. Yeah yeah, ever since
• 44:40
  I was little kid. My dad made me not hate fireworks, but I
• 44:43
  always wanted fireworks because every little kid wants firewors man. I was like,
• 44:45
  no, we're not buying you fireworks. No, just watch other people do
• 44:49
  it. You literally just paint to light it up. And that's the most
• 44:51
  dangerous part lighting it up. Yeah, And I was like, just watch
• 44:54
  these folks do it. And but but the thing was like, the only
• 44:57
  thing you don't get to do is light it up. And at the end
• 44:59
  of day, do you want to light it up? That's the most dangerous
• 45:00
  part. And he's so right, the fuck don't want to light it up
• 45:04
  for you? Light it up. Go ahead, look at it and enjoy
• 45:07
  it as much as you are. And my my hand and my fingers are
• 45:09
  not going to be at risk and then I saw videos back in like the
• 45:13
  Ron you've seen video when people know it sorts out. Yeah, it's a
• 45:16
  fucking artery, of course. Yeah, you gotta you gotta go straight to
• 45:19
  the hospital. Yep, you're supposed to get a belt tied it up.
• 45:24
  Bro, I can't. Yeah, Bro, that whole fireworks ship never was
• 45:28
  not my thing. Care Have you ever been in that situation where you have
• 45:31
  to like care for somebody where you had to stop the bleeding? Oh?
• 45:35
  Talk? My sister ow so bad. Like I don't talk about it because
• 45:38
  I mean, it's not her, not her. But when we were little,
• 45:42
  when we were so we were like five hundred subs, So we were
• 45:44
  like a dirt bike riding family at one point because we lived in an II
• 45:47
  and we all have white Yeah. I had my dirt bike, my dad
• 45:50
  had his dirt bike, my sister had her quad. Sister had quads,
• 45:53
  and we'd go in the desert ship and my uncle he was like about to
• 45:58
  get in the game with us and start going like go to fucking a dirt
• 46:00
  bike riding and ship. So you got a razor. Do you know what
• 46:02
  a razor is? Yamaha razors. No, they're the like the car,
• 46:08
  like the cars like the yeah, the the Razor cars, one of those,
• 46:13
  yeah, Yamaha Fast. My uncle gets one and it's with the first
• 46:16
  first edition, one of the first editions that came out. We're like,
• 46:20
  so dope, cool cool, cool, cool cool. And we were like,
• 46:22
  we're gonna leave in the next morning. So we're packing everything up to
• 46:27
  go fucking dirt bike riding for the whole weekend. And my uncle brings his
• 46:30
  fucking his his go cart, his Yamaha Razor, and we're like, can
• 46:35
  we test it out? Please? Uncle, please, please, please please.
• 46:37
  And one of my uncle's like, can I go first? And so
• 46:38
  I'm like the dope and I'm like, man, fuck you, I don't
• 46:43
  want to go. I want to I want to use my own I'll wait.
• 46:45
  So him and my sister get on it, and this is like a
• 46:47
  fuck. It goes fast, and they were just cruising around the street,
• 46:51
  around our block, just to test it out before we put it on the
• 46:53
  fucking machine on the on the trucks to dip out. And I don't know
• 46:57
  if you know, but in the first edition, they're open so you can
• 47:00
  put your hand outside the rail. Yeah, you already know where I'm going.
• 47:05
  With this, and this is the first time we get it, so
• 47:07
  we don't know the rules. No one knows the rules, and no,
• 47:09
  like now they got sued like people are getting where people were suing yamahaffers because
• 47:13
  they didn't have doors on them, Like it's fucking retarded. So my uncle
• 47:16
  gets in it and they start and they go to this like this, like
• 47:20
  this empty lot and this all walks around this lot. It's like gravel.
• 47:23
  And my uncle gets there and he starts fucking doing donuts and they're like,
• 47:29
  oh, you know, you're all excited. It's all funny game. It's
• 47:30
  all funny games. So shit hits the fucking fan dog and she hit the
• 47:34
  fan dog, sting tips over. My sisters, dumb ass, no offense.
• 47:37
  I love you, but come on. She fucking has her hand outside
• 47:40
  the rail. It tips over, doesn't let go, Banning lands on top
• 47:45
  of her her hand. Her foot gets crushed by the pressure, so much
• 47:49
  pressure that that the skin pops out and it bursts open. Her skin.
• 47:53
  Bro, her fingers are cut off. Gush blood gushing everywhere. Bro.
• 47:59
  This is right before we're supposed to go on in the Trip Dog Trip,
• 48:02
  and all we get is a phone call, and we're having dinner, and
• 48:05
  we knew that we were having lunch, and they we knew they had just
• 48:07
  left for a quick, like a quick little turnaround trip to where it like
• 48:10
  down the street, just to fucking test test the test the dirtpikes out before
• 48:15
  Mexico NA. Just a little test around. And my dad gets a phone
• 48:19
  call and it's my uncle that just flipped the r V over. The the
• 48:23
  rais over and he's like, hey, my little bad guy. And I
• 48:28
  can hear this because it's kind of loud, and you just hear my sister
• 48:30
  a bah and my dad. You know when your dad, you know what
• 48:34
  the yell is. My dad drops the phone, gets in the car and
• 48:37
  goes over there, doesn't even I don't even have time to be like,
• 48:40
  what the fuck just happened. My dad dips out, go get some comes
• 48:44
  back with my sister. She's standing like this, bro, and I've never
• 48:47
  seen bone. Bone is white, like white as like white dog like white
• 48:52
  like this dude like this white blood and then there's blood, so it's like
• 48:57
  red but white. And I'm looking at and it's like back in the early
• 49:00
  two thousands where I'm trying to take a picture of it. Mom's like,
• 49:04
  no, yes, it's photos. How is how is your how's your sister
• 49:09
  handling that pop? My sister, she's a trooper dog. I gotta give
• 49:14
  it to her. Like that's like as bad as like giving birth. It
• 49:16
  was bad, bro. Like her like to this day, she's missing these
• 49:20
  two fingers, the two top of her fingers are gone, like Tony Iomi
• 49:22
  from Black Sabath. Yeah, just a little too far, like obviously like
• 49:24
  she can move her like she has a little bit of the nail, but
• 49:27
  she lost like just the tips, bro, And it was gushing everywhere.
• 49:30
  Bro. And at this time we're like bill and at this time we're legal,
• 49:34
  so we're like we definitely gotta go to the hospital, but we're like,
• 49:37
  fuck, this ship sucks. No insurance, BERGA. My uncle is
• 49:40
  like about to cry because he thinks he's at fault. And I'm not not
• 49:44
  like going to go to jail. My dad's gonna press charges. But you
• 49:46
  still feel bad like you just tipped this car over and a little girls like
• 49:50
  fingers gone. So your sisters, it's like like right here, it's like
• 49:53
  the top it's literally just one finger. I always tell her she got a
• 49:57
  discount the nelsle on it. She gets, Ma, yeah, she gets
• 50:04
  but I was gonna see they glue a fake Neil. They could, but
• 50:06
  she don't. She's very she's very confident about it. She doesn't give a
• 50:08
  fox. She'll tell you the story. She's like me, she's like a
• 50:12
  kang whatever. Like she's still pretty chick about her gorgeous so her legs just
• 50:15
  like, oh, they just stitched it up. But it was so much
• 50:17
  pressure, like just imagine like pressure that the fucking skin just bursted out,
• 50:22
  bro, Because we try to figure out like coming up. The doctor told
• 50:25
  me that he's like, that's a pressure, that's a pressure burst, like
• 50:28
  the doctors know. He's like, that was so much pressure that the skin
• 50:31
  just popped open, bron. And it was cray And yeah, they had
• 50:37
  a fucking My sister was a little trooper, bro. She had a little
• 50:40
  high school, she had a little middle school like that. I know they
• 50:43
  made fun of you for a little bit, but she learned it. She's
• 50:45
  pretty yeah. And then you know me, I was an asshole too,
• 50:49
  you know, and your kids and they pissed you off. But bro,
• 50:52
  we are I don't know, so I didn't have to deal with it.
• 50:55
  But I did see like blood gush, like when you told me it was
• 50:59
  like scarred. It literally was like this could have been on the card.
• 51:01
  This could have been on that show's card where I'm like, my sister fucking
• 51:04
  loses the top of her fingers. My dad, it was crazy. My
• 51:06
  dad went with her and I think it was like two three days and they
• 51:09
  had to like they had to take her to like so you know, I
• 51:13
  didn't take her to a specialist. Yeah, yah, take her to a
• 51:15
  specialist like she was at a hospital. And they're like, oh, we
• 51:19
  don't have no one that can do this here, you have to go disgusting
• 51:22
  story. Black Cast Studios actually couldn't put his finger on the problem, bro,
• 51:28
  but it was this. You just see it, bro, And you're
• 51:30
  like, my mom's freaking out. That's her, that's her daughter. My
• 51:34
  dad's like, we gotta we gotta get this ship figured out. You don't
• 51:37
  know what to do. You don't have to call the ambulance they drove.
• 51:40
  I's trying to take pictures. I was pissed. I was pissed we didn't
• 51:44
  go on the event. You think we were a dirt bike rid The next
• 51:45
  day, No, dog, I was so old I was like, Ma,
• 51:52
  I was like, we're going right, like like we got the soundches
• 51:54
  are ready to go. Bro. I was ready to go dirt bike riding.
• 52:01
  Bro. The whole weekend was gone. Like it was not happy,
• 52:05
  it was it was fucking Samana Santa too. I know it's Amasanta because we
• 52:08
  had the whole weekend to go fucking THRT bike riding for Samana Santa. It
• 52:13
  ruins bro, so sad I would have intended. But you know what Mom
• 52:16
  said, always says things like that, this happened because it was gonna be
• 52:20
  a worse no, because there was gonna be a workst accident when we were
• 52:23
  dirt bike riding. This is fine and nobody yeah almost, you know dirt
• 52:30
  bike riding character. And I was like, all right, chill, chill,
• 52:37
  chill, Mom, don't fucking go there. Mexico. We had the
• 52:40
  better toys? Should I end this poll? Now? Somebody's honking out there.
• 52:47
  I don't know who are We had the better toys seventy percent McDonald's.
• 52:58
  Yeah, that's a pretty it's a pretty fair score, ay McDonald's. Like,
• 53:01
  when you go to a McDonald's, they had the fucking N sixty four
• 53:06
  got a p s two. You know, the fucking glass case and everything,
• 53:09
  thirty fucking controls. That's how COVID started. I heard from McDonald's McDonald's
• 53:16
  Donald La. Oh yeah, man, probably gonna go to Universal Studios for
• 53:25
  a little bit today. I can't go. I have that element. That's
• 53:29
  the whole thing about. What do you mean? I love? How?
• 53:30
  How are you gonna do? How much you're gonna do? You're gonna go
• 53:34
  to You're gonna say you're gonna go shopping? Yeah, I go shopping,
• 53:36
  City Walk and then you go to the Universal Studio and I just I go
• 53:38
  on the tram ride real quick, smoke, and then I'll just leave.
• 53:40
  And then you're gonna be at the forty two originals. Yeah all right,
• 53:43
  because it's gonna be in the valley. Do you imagine you're like this fucking
• 53:46
  really well in the tram ride just to get on it? Because I would?
• 53:50
  I like the can I uber? There? Is it to borrow with
• 53:53
  me? Oh? You can't go with me to the park? Is it
• 53:54
  too far for me to uber from my house? And let me check check
• 53:58
  it? I want to oh fucked up? Yeah? Jim Rodriguez Ax's boyfriend,
• 54:06
  Yeah, you've done that excter. I just opened the message from Keaton
• 54:12
  and he was like, I got a car now I can come on the
• 54:14
  Showya is on the show? You're in my boy running a tournament going down.
• 54:21
  Let's do it. Let me see where is it at? Damn these
• 54:25
  fools are hello organized dog. I'm like, see, this is how I
• 54:30
  know you're not in. I went to best Buy, and I gotta be
• 54:34
  honest with you. TV is the cheapest spot, bro, Like I was
• 54:37
  looking at like you can get an eighty five hundred thousand bucks. That's huge.
• 54:42
  Four K. They all look like four K, Like no, no,
• 54:46
  no, no, no, no, is it okay? Is it
• 54:49
  fake? Or what is what is four KT? Said four K? It
• 54:53
  says it on the So then why is it that one of them that said
• 54:57
  four K is worth sixteen hundred and then another one that says where four K
• 55:00
  there's the same size, And one of them was right, And you can
• 55:02
  definitely see what's way better obviously looks way better. But then what's what's the
• 55:07
  difference on this four K we're talking about now? Is there? What are
• 55:08
  we looking at? Every Like TV technology has like its own thing like science
• 55:15
  pixelation, true black, you know, contrast ratios. You know, like
• 55:21
  you get a lot of specifics, and like this TV right here like has
• 55:24
  all kinds of like settings to like make it look fucking dope. So if
• 55:29
  you don't know the settings, is there a point of getting such an expensive
• 55:30
  TV? And I know it? Yes? What do you mean? What
• 55:34
  do you mean? Like? Okay, so there was a sixteen, there
• 55:37
  was a seven there was really obviously there's a they're the best one at best
• 55:39
  Buy. It looks fucking amazing, Like the ship looks like pretty fucking real.
• 55:44
  Then they have another one that's the same size. It says it's four
• 55:46
  K. Like that four K that's where they that's worth like half the price.
• 55:52
  Ye. Some four k's have that like that HDR feature and some don't.
• 55:54
  Some have like features that men that are men for like gaming and ship,
• 55:59
  and some are. But but what I'm trying to say is like if
• 56:01
  you bother really expensive one, do you need to know how to place the
• 56:04
  settings? Or or does there you just because all that shit you all got,
• 56:07
  like those auto settings and work work, But like when you get into
• 56:10
  it, you'll start, you know, do you do that at your house?
• 56:14
  Fuck? Yeah, I do. That's what I even do it to
• 56:15
  this fucking screen right here, dog facts, as a guy who's color blind,
• 56:21
  can you do it for me? No, that's the thing. Some
• 56:23
  of those TVs have like color blind settings that help you with your you know,
• 56:29
  with your vision. Okay, So then I gotta trip Okay, then
• 56:31
  I gotta trip you out with this right? Do you know that you don't
• 56:36
  know that I see what red? I see what? Okay? That sounds
• 56:40
  like cancer? No, listen up, listen up. So so what I
• 56:45
  see is blue? You don't know what I see as blue? You just
• 56:47
  see what you see as blue because someone told us what blue is. So
• 56:51
  then how am I really color blind? It's not like orange? You don't
• 56:55
  do you know what I'm trying to say? But what I mean, like,
• 56:58
  the only reason we know that that's red is because everyone told you that's
• 57:00
  red. But you don't know what I'm seeing that that's red. You're just
• 57:02
  seeing. Okay, So what do you see on that fucking Robinson piece?
• 57:07
  See green? Okay? It is green, shades of green, that's because
• 57:10
  But but you don't know what I'm really seeing. You just know that I
• 57:13
  said green and I see green because someone told us that that's supposed to be
• 57:15
  green right now? It is majority green. It's like a yellow green,
• 57:21
  but it's green the Corona sign. Can you see it? Can you see
• 57:24
  the color? Yeah? No, I'm asking something else. No, I'm
• 57:27
  asking. I don't know, all right, I don't know straight up.
• 57:30
  Hey, don't gonna read that super chat turn now? Fuck you well,
• 57:34
  I didn't even see it. I didn't even read it. Hey, we're
• 57:36
  gonna read them turn the turn the telephone thing on. Are we gonna do
• 57:43
  that? We're gonna do that. We're gonna do the gift exchange? Are
• 57:45
  we doing Patreon for the fucking gift the change? Should we? All right?
• 57:50
  Everybody? I mean we're gonna. We're gonna definitely go into private and
• 57:54
  to Patreon, So whoever's gonna stay along. I hope you guys join the
• 57:58
  Patreon because it always is worth it and it's always a chance Patreon to giveaway.
• 58:01
  Is only two my people on Patreon forty two original Christmas Party only patroon
• 58:07
  yep. I hey man, some of you guys, I will invite you.
• 58:12
  We can't. It's Keating's house. I'm at the blog. I mean
• 58:15
  when we go card Yeah, no, I didn't. We're not getting I
• 58:17
  know we weren't in buying helpulls the house. We can't buite people to people's
• 58:22
  houses. I'm gonna take a duck. Yeah he has, he has ducks
• 58:25
  he's giving away. I'm just taking home giving away duck. Dude, he
• 58:29
  has a whole farmer just I know he does. So I'm gonna be like,
• 58:31
  hey, when you take take this duck home, are you gonna like
• 58:36
  like fat it up to eat it one day? I just let it kick
• 58:39
  it dog duck would tastes delicious. I don't know, it's gamy. How
• 58:45
  do you like to? Actually that's good. Yeah, Hey, shout out
• 58:50
  to yesterday for for what is it doing the catering service for my grandmother's uh
• 58:57
  what is it a reception? Thank you so much? He shout out to
• 59:00
  the Homie Jr. Even though there is a financial strain on me, I
• 59:04
  am willing to sacrifice. Thanks for the sacrifice, my boy. On the
• 59:07
  financial strain. I hope we don't make that. Hope we don't break the
• 59:10
  bank over here, Pop, I hope there's still on Christmas ham on that
• 59:14
  table because of our pocket because you sacrificed our podcast five bucks. Just you
• 59:19
  didn't get the coffee in the morning. That's worry. It's the type of
• 59:22
  food that'd be like, he's the homie. It's just made me laugh.
• 59:25
  That was funny. Oh is that gonna get I didn't even real like that
• 59:31
  Jr. Dog. Yeaho's junior dog. There's a lot of gito. Yeah.
• 59:37
  And Rock is not here because a scooter fucked them up. Well,
• 59:42
  that reminds me that I'm too old to get on those things. Those things
• 59:44
  go fast, bro. I you know what's crazy. Remember that phase I
• 59:46
  was going through and I was just like you guys don't get on scooters,
• 59:50
  and I was riding them every fucking day. I would go from here to
• 59:52
  the bank rolling in the street. Fo I could have died. That's how
• 59:58
  Sam got his first black. That's how Sam got a like I to going
• 1:00:00
  way too fast on the scooter. He go fast and then they're just not
• 1:00:06
  wearing it. Stay off of those you're over thirty. You're over thirty,
• 1:00:09
  Stay off for those smart. Don't be a retard. Let's get a fucking
• 1:00:14
  uber or wear a helmet where we do look retarded in a helmet with no
• 1:00:22
  other lie. I was always I always thought I was that kid where I
• 1:00:24
  didn't want to wear a helmet ever on a skateboard. No like cast since
• 1:00:32
  then, dog, No no helmet, no condom, no case, no
• 1:00:37
  phone on my case, no case on my phone. He's on. Damn
• 1:00:44
  way is that Keli Blade Cali Blaze all day? Shout out the fucking that's
• 1:00:50
  the thing though, Like you know, if it's in a little special jar
• 1:00:52
  that I paid like a group of money for, remember about this jar?
• 1:00:55
  How many seconds was I into the convention before I was spending dude, I
• 1:01:00
  was like, look around. Well, even your girl was like if this
• 1:01:02
  is if this is the start, I don't even want to know because I
• 1:01:07
  was like, he's on, like you know me, I was like,
• 1:01:08
  I'm a scooper, I'm gonna look around first, dude. I went to
• 1:01:15
  Costco yesterday a ship. How want I get packed the Costco? How can
• 1:01:23
  one get picked that Costco? I know, but I low key I look
• 1:01:25
  a that homegirl was going to cancel my Costco count Why I'm not talking her
• 1:01:30
  no more. I thought I was gonna get rejected. Can you counsel?
• 1:01:35
  Can you can you get me off the membership? Yeah? Yeah, yes,
• 1:01:38
  I thought that was gonna happen. I was gonna show up and they'd
• 1:01:40
  be like, get you're not balid, you're not valid. That mnna suck.
• 1:01:49
  I know, That's all I was like, I was, I can't
• 1:01:50
  get my home. You imagine you go in there and the can you go
• 1:01:55
  talk to membership service? Next invalid? Like nobody? You mean your balles
• 1:01:59
  your yesterday? Sorry sir. Next that it goes straight to ice. For
• 1:02:05
  some reason, we found them. Oh you don't have a Costco card.
• 1:02:08
  You're getting the poort. Now pull each side. I'm gonna have to search
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  your asshole. Bro, what what would you say? What would you do
• 1:02:17
  if they told you that? Well, you on the way to Japan,
• 1:02:21
  like you really want to go, I'm going out as a terrorist and like
• 1:02:24
  likeause, I'm fighting, Bro, you're not thinking nothing on my ass only
• 1:02:28
  only fucking time something like that's gonna be acceptable. It's like the doctors like
• 1:02:31
  you need a colonulioscopy, like otherwise it's cancer time. I'll be all right,
• 1:02:37
  fool, gotta make some sacrifices because you know, as gay as that
• 1:02:42
  is, we all got to get one. I still I still think,
• 1:02:45
  wait, I think that that's the weirdest thing you could say, right,
• 1:02:51
  Why would you say that, Bro, it's a medical thing. It has
• 1:02:53
  nothing to do with it. You're gay and and and that I'm high and
• 1:03:00
  raise defense and raised defense. It must be very comforting to know you don't
• 1:03:04
  have cancer, I mean and raised defense talk. It must be great when
• 1:03:07
  you get told, uh, you just looked at your asshole and you're good
• 1:03:10
  to that same week. No, No, that's then we come back.
• 1:03:15
  We don't know how was it? No. The last thing I want to
• 1:03:16
  do is tell you guys. The last thing I want to just tell me
• 1:03:19
  if I'm going we will go through the trauma together. Yeah, and then
• 1:03:22
  what if I would what if one of us has it? I would if
• 1:03:23
  one of us has it? Now the whole we don't smoke the same cruise.
• 1:03:25
  Don't have to know because they're gonna be like, yeah, that's what
• 1:03:34
  I don't want. He's gonna be recording were the results ex record? Rock
• 1:03:37
  doesn't show up against this week ass genetics. He's got to get hiss and
• 1:03:45
  what he's thirty eight? Dude, how is the one of the oldest guy
• 1:03:49
  the boost fit looking guy. He looks out but he's got the weeks genetics.
• 1:03:55
  I know his muscle should have stopped him from falling everybody. It's like
• 1:04:00
  a fucking facade. Bro. It's like a shell, but it's just like,
• 1:04:02
  hey, well this shell will do ship for your dog. Yeah,
• 1:04:06
  that ship is crazy, though, dude, would you he's on I'm gonna
• 1:04:11
  get a coronic before. How many fucking Patreon subscribers do we have to get
• 1:04:19
  for for the for like for us to get a copy of your colonosca being
• 1:04:24
  ported on Patreon? Why not? He's on thousands, grabbers, come on
• 1:04:29
  thousands. I just gotta do it first. That's not like the great First
• 1:04:31
  Christ removed. I don't I don't want to see his You don't have to
• 1:04:36
  drink some liquid, yeah, that's just naturally. I tried my y,
• 1:04:41
  but when my dad did out of the humperdlo and it's not it like put
• 1:04:46
  it like citrus to make it taste citruousy, but that's just dog diluted.
• 1:04:50
  Was so much water. Yeah, like they tell you to mix it into
• 1:04:54
  one gallon, but it's better if you mix it into two because you could
• 1:04:57
  just taste water ching but the other eyes but the first, if you want
• 1:05:00
  whole gallon first, it's gonna nast though it doesn't taste good. Yeah,
• 1:05:04
  Bro, that make you want to throw up? Yeah, because I've tasted
• 1:05:08
  it before. My grandma had to drink that before for like, you know,
• 1:05:12
  like before surgery, because they usually make to drink it before surgery to
• 1:05:15
  go out. And you can't drink nothing food after that, nothing. I'd
• 1:05:19
  be so no, not even water food. Yeah, Bro, you're like
• 1:05:23
  whenever you got surgery that morning, off, you're not suppoed drink anything.
• 1:05:26
  When I got when I got the surgery on my knee, they literally told
• 1:05:29
  me drink as much water as you want at midnight for midnight. No more
• 1:05:33
  credit. Guy. We never have to fucking ever ever have a surgery anything,
• 1:05:38
  you know what I mean, Because like that ship, to me is
• 1:05:39
  one of the scariest fucking things ever. I literally fear the fucking day that
• 1:05:44
  if that ever has to be a medical sun, even though it is the
• 1:05:46
  better of you, it literally fucking freaks me out. And I don't ever
• 1:05:51
  want to go through something like that. Straight up. Oh yeah, I
• 1:05:56
  guess we'll bottles coming to the forty two. What's up? We opened the
• 1:06:00
  gifts? All right? Do it? You want to do that at the
• 1:06:02
  end, now, let's do it right now. Let's do it right now.
• 1:06:05
  All right, we're gonna open Rocks gift just because fucking would m hm.
• 1:06:25
  Ray starts playing an intro song from Elf Deep God No worries. Yeah,
• 1:06:46
  broadcast on that agressive Rocks answer. Let let re go first, since
• 1:06:56
  that's for me and he's on a right, it's just a different I fucking
• 1:07:12
  save your piece. I know Matt Robinson in there. All right, let's
• 1:07:16
  let's see. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
• 1:07:23
  Damn yeah, fuck yeah, that's the new kid, dude. Imagine it'll
• 1:07:33
  be great in the toilet paper wreck. Thank you, gentlemen, appreciate your
• 1:07:42
  all right, Now you go first, you go first. Hell yeah,
• 1:07:53
  I needed a new Sam Trippy shirt, Sam Tripley. You can't get that
• 1:07:56
  one nowhere else. Hell the hell? Sounding that was actually coming from Xavier's
• 1:08:06
  money for some reason. I got a Matt robertson. Uh what is it?
• 1:08:14
  A dad? Matt? Oh, this is hard a dog. It's
• 1:08:18
  a good one too, dog. Hell yeah, you said you wanted a
• 1:08:21
  fucking blog. Get your game. I have to talk ship for real.
• 1:08:25
  It's a good one to dog. There's a black one. I don't know
• 1:08:29
  if you wanted a black, but I got a white because I know the
• 1:08:30
  PlayStation is white. And then there's a so you can get high while you
• 1:08:32
  play, and some hash. Oh yeah, what the fuck it's not mine?
• 1:08:44
  Oh this is fucking sick. Fucking frame this. It's a picture.
• 1:08:47
  It's a picture of me, Joe Rogan and be real, this is hard
• 1:08:53
  most yeah, you and you know this is going on the wall. So
• 1:08:57
  every time we have a committm that side, do not my side? Dog.
• 1:09:00
  Every time there's every time there's a comedian, I was been like,
• 1:09:03
  oh, yeah, you know, it's just the smoke box with Joe.
• 1:09:06
  Stop framing this used to frame that ship. Oh yeah, proper and then
• 1:09:14
  open the rest of your gift, drag. I got you a couple of
• 1:09:15
  little more things thanks to sick. That's the Unibomber was right talking. He
• 1:09:24
  was right. That's the only when I gave you that, I was like,
• 1:09:25
  you'll hear that one because he's kind of God still agree that Unbomber was
• 1:09:28
  right. I don't know, is it, dude? What's up? Yeah?
• 1:09:46
  That's a shaver your balls, your nose, hairs in your fucking ears
• 1:09:50
  hair this then he got one of those the right one done perfect, all
• 1:10:08
  right, it's my turn. Yeah already, he already knows. I like
• 1:10:12
  this ship. You could wear those today or till the next fucking game.
• 1:10:15
  Dog, there we go. These are for the game. I specifically,
• 1:10:20
  I was with my lady and I was like, what kind of shoes.
• 1:10:23
  I was like, something that he could specifically wear to the game. Yeah.
• 1:10:27
  The receives in there if you don't like, of course, but they're
• 1:10:33
  like some different Air Force ones or like some collaboration in there. But thank
• 1:10:39
  you Birthday. I'm Merry Christmas and have birthday too, Merry Christmas. But
• 1:10:43
  they have camel and black. I don't know why I went with white with
• 1:10:46
  a little fucking trim. Dude, I just all right, first of all,
• 1:10:50
  how fat like is? Can I not say faggot when I'm on the
• 1:10:55
  place, already said, I'm sure you can. Yeah, I'm sure you
• 1:11:00
  can. I'm sure you can say all kinds of weird. I would make
• 1:11:01
  you know what I would do. I'd make a brand new email and everything,
• 1:11:04
  because if you do get banned, you don't want to get banned on
• 1:11:06
  like your main ship. That's true. You should just make one for funk
• 1:11:11
  around, and you should make one for Hey, I'm not going to say
• 1:11:13
  paget. I'm not going to say the N word, don't. I know
• 1:11:16
  you don't. I know you don't you do say you you say what that?
• 1:11:20
  Yeah? I know, but I like it's very like it doesn't really
• 1:11:24
  come out too often, not as much as it used to. You know,
• 1:11:28
  I kind of phase it out the mac Miller days. The mac Miller
• 1:11:31
  days. Dude, I said it so much. I had my mom saying
• 1:11:34
  I had my mom saying it at one point, dog no bro at one
• 1:11:39
  point. So like you know, how you're in high school. Somebody said
• 1:11:42
  they can ban you. I'm pretty sure they can. Dog, I'm sure
• 1:11:45
  they can if someone tells you back back in the day, like in high
• 1:11:47
  school when everyone needs to say the N word all the time. Dude,
• 1:11:51
  it was like dude, and my mom was like guessing someone. I was
• 1:11:54
  like, dude. So then one day like the digit yeah. So then
• 1:12:00
  so one day my mom said it for She's like, what's up my inWORD?
• 1:12:03
  I was like killing that mine word? And I was like what.
• 1:12:05
  I was like, no, that guy said like what you can't say?
• 1:12:12
  Mom? She's like and I was like, have you seen Friday in Spanish
• 1:12:16
  or any word that had any movie that has that word in there. The
• 1:12:20
  Bernie mac is in the he comes out and you know how black and black
• 1:12:25
  and uh Friday or that food comes out and he was like, brother here
• 1:12:30
  right here in that scene right and and uh, you know he says the
• 1:12:33
  N word in the Spanish one. He was like and I see Negro like
• 1:12:44
  and I was just like, who what the fuck? Bro? Like,
• 1:12:46
  I was like, so that's how you say the Spanish? Dude? Would
• 1:12:49
  you do voice acting? Yes? All day? Hell yeah, especially if
• 1:12:54
  it's like, please let me get one of those time going back in time,
• 1:12:58
  but do the color purple? Like it's like they're gonna be pay you
• 1:13:02
  to pretty much just just just be a fucking asshole the color Hey. When
• 1:13:06
  you have when you have kids, well, I mean in ray, I
• 1:13:11
  mean you can answer those questions. Are you gonna fucking teach them Santa Claus?
• 1:13:15
  They already believe in Santa Claus. I don't gotta teach them, Dude,
• 1:13:18
  have the green show up and start sucking up the tree. We never
• 1:13:21
  believed in Santa Claus. I didn't believe in Santa Claus. Like now I
• 1:13:26
  sre a guy like I believed in it. I knew white people did it,
• 1:13:28
  but my parents, we were Mexican. There was we had family parties,
• 1:13:31
  and then one was this thing is go to sleep so Santa could come
• 1:13:33
  through. It was we don't have a lot of time. I remember,
• 1:13:38
  well always open her gifts at twelve and I'm looking at like, if I
• 1:13:41
  have kids, am I gonna play this stupid thing where there's this fat guy
• 1:13:44
  that gives my kids gifts. I don't think I am. I'm not gonna
• 1:13:47
  I'm not gonna be like I'm also not gonna be like parents who tells the
• 1:13:50
  kid go tell everybody Santa don't exist. I'm like in this house, we
• 1:13:54
  don't believe in Santa in the house was coming down the chimne. Yeah you
• 1:14:00
  shoot that for let me know you let big big Papa. That's why I
• 1:14:03
  make my pet call me big Papa. What are you making to make your
• 1:14:09
  kids call you? He's a bad dad. You're gonna make him dress up
• 1:14:14
  as a saying little kid. My parents believe that my bagges. If I
• 1:14:17
  have kids, boys, like, how long is it going to be before
• 1:14:23
  these fools just like they'll know me as like this is going to be my
• 1:14:25
  cigarette to be like, that's his dad, he smokes, like you know
• 1:14:28
  what I mean, because like it was so cool, like that cool.
• 1:14:30
  But it was so it was so like allowed, like if you had a
• 1:14:32
  dad in the fifties or sixties, that's my dad, he smokes in the
• 1:14:36
  house. That's just it you need. There was nothing about it, you
• 1:14:41
  know what I mean. Like it was it was like there would be an
• 1:14:43
  ashtray on the table. It was our school, you know what I mean.
• 1:14:45
  But so I'm like, why can't this be like that? But I
• 1:14:48
  mean, don't you want I mean you want? I don't know, like
• 1:14:51
  you know what I mean. You know, you don't know, Like if
• 1:14:54
  I haven't have a conversation like be like be like, so they send you
• 1:14:57
  home from school? Ha, son, would you say said some words I
• 1:15:00
  shouldn't have said. It's gonna be then I gotta I gotta be like,
• 1:15:03
  I gotta have this talk with you. No, no, no, no,
• 1:15:05
  no, you would smoke. Just can't say that word. It's not
• 1:15:09
  for us. Just say it at the house. That doesn't mean you can
• 1:15:13
  just say it everywhere. Dude. Yeah, but do your pressure. What
• 1:15:19
  I was gonna do, I was gonna say that you were gonna be smoking
• 1:15:23
  the whole the whole conversation, like the second you got home. There'd be
• 1:15:29
  different ones like if it's gonna be like sit down, like you know,
• 1:15:32
  like he'd like he'd be walking in the door. You'd already be like by
• 1:15:38
  Barty told me sit down, go to the office. I'll be there in
• 1:15:41
  like five minutes. I gotta take a dab. Kids in the with this
• 1:15:46
  ship, Kids in the fucking office waiting. You're going there with the joint,
• 1:15:49
  with your joint, just shaking your head at this pool. You gotta
• 1:15:56
  you gotta have to just put up like with that with that food because you
• 1:15:58
  gets it back to Joe, Pesh's like, did you call my friend the
• 1:16:00
  faggot? And then he was like you stupid hick mother. He go he
• 1:16:05
  fucking he pretty much backs his head in with the phone. Dude, it
• 1:16:10
  was staring from those person food. Yeah, it was. It was the
• 1:16:14
  one heavy ass fucking phone. But have you ever been hit with a naniman
• 1:16:18
  object like that by your parents? Don't bunch that's dude, that's that's that's
• 1:16:24
  life threatening. Bro. If the plunch I hits, bro, that's that's
• 1:16:27
  that's life threatening. Remember, that ship going. No my family. My
• 1:16:30
  mom was just if you're close enough, fucking see that ship coming. But
• 1:16:38
  I already knew it's coming. You knew when it's coming, bro, Like
• 1:16:41
  I was. I was already read like yeah, like yesterday food, like
• 1:16:45
  I'm not gonna lie, like like my whole family was over. Like I
• 1:16:48
  was like, well, this is the time where I wish somebody would tell
• 1:16:51
  me something. Smoking in front of everybody, I'm grieving whatever. We were
• 1:16:56
  only smoking though, we were like me and my cousin, we started smoking.
• 1:16:59
  You couldn't usually go to the side, like like a Rai's wedding.
• 1:17:01
  We all wear in the back you know, in the backyard, and you
• 1:17:04
  didn't give a And then I was just like I was the first one there,
• 1:17:08
  so it was just me and my lady. And then my cousin's like,
• 1:17:10
  my cousin's there, so he fucking walks back there, and then my
• 1:17:12
  ladies, I mean, my my cousin's husband walks back there, and then
• 1:17:15
  he and then we're all just right there. And then his dad he's like
• 1:17:18
  not really cool with it, but he knows, and then uh, you
• 1:17:20
  know, and then he and then he was like, where is done?
• 1:17:24
  I was like I knows, like you know, like like like I'm just
• 1:17:28
  laving the fucking neighbors and he knows he knows this ship. But like we
• 1:17:32
  were all blazing it. But you know it's cool with like they can see
• 1:17:35
  me smoke, but I'd rather just not them see my lady with a joint
• 1:17:39
  because they don't know her like that, you know what I mean, or
• 1:17:41
  they don't know her for that kind of share like but gasp or just be
• 1:17:45
  like you know, it's just not it's not a good thing, you know
• 1:17:46
  what I mean. So like we do still try to do it in private,
• 1:17:48
  like we do go with the cousins. So but yeah, yesterday though,
• 1:17:53
  I was like we were all in the circle and I was hitting both
• 1:17:55
  my pants and run the fireplace. Well they were all there and all the
• 1:17:57
  time, but that was like somebody staying some like straight up, dude,
• 1:18:05
  I have to, man, Like I just had to because it's like you
• 1:18:10
  have to desensitize the kids, bro. Stop acting like it's some kind of
• 1:18:14
  big fucking facade. Bro, Like you know, that's the beautiful thing about
• 1:18:15
  going to the forty two Originals. Bro, all those kids, they don't
• 1:18:18
  they know what it is they know what it is they fucking have. They're
• 1:18:21
  like, hey, my dad's here to fuck hang out with his soccer smoke
• 1:18:26
  friends. Is my friend here? Did you bring his? Because you know
• 1:18:29
  they have friends, like they have little cliques, bro, Like, so
• 1:18:31
  was running around playing soccer and ship. So I was gonna ask you,
• 1:18:35
  Yeah, nieces and nephews, how do they act at funerals? I trust
• 1:18:39
  me, I'd not haven't been to the funeral well forever though, I don't
• 1:18:41
  remember last time. I went, like, Didy, do you get a
• 1:18:43
  jumper that day? Like what you fucking do now? Like a lot of
• 1:18:46
  a lot of the kids would like its sad. Yeah, well because they
• 1:18:49
  they actually had a relationship with my grandma, like like that was their great
• 1:18:54
  grandma, but they would come visit her a lot. So like even the
• 1:18:56
  little hist kids, like they were crying, you know, and then of
• 1:18:59
  course they're like, you know, they got it out of them. And
• 1:19:00
  then after that they were just like hey, like go play right here,
• 1:19:03
  go to the reception room. And then but they it's like they knew,
• 1:19:08
  bro, they knew to play quietly or to like stay out of the way.
• 1:19:11
  I know, no one, no one fucked up everyone's on the breast
• 1:19:15
  like babies crying like babies. Best friend's baby was crying. So yeah,
• 1:19:21
  yeah, yeah he had a little baby though, Like you know, I
• 1:19:24
  was like he had a little like you saw Jeffrey's kids. Yeah, like
• 1:19:29
  and that was that was crazy man, Like I was like, dude,
• 1:19:31
  I have that's my fucking childhood friend. Like I've like it would it would
• 1:19:34
  be shocking when Ray has a kid type of thing because we know each other
• 1:19:38
  for that long. So it's like the same thing with this homie because we've
• 1:19:41
  known each other for that long where I'm like, but I haven't seen this
• 1:19:44
  food when we go when we have gone out, it's been like a just
• 1:19:46
  go to the bar. You've never seen your kids. It's the first time
• 1:19:48
  I seen, like, hey, boys, are your kids? I was
• 1:19:50
  like, your dad's fools holding them while I'm hitting them walking around. One
• 1:19:54
  of the baby I was hitting the bay pen and he was like just full
• 1:19:57
  of smoke that way, please Yeah, yeah, dude, yeah, and
• 1:20:05
  yeah, but it's uh, the kids kind of know, bro. So
• 1:20:09
  you just about just go by like a like a sixty piece order of mc
• 1:20:12
  nuggets and be like, hey, just stay in that kitchen. You're so
• 1:20:15
  right. Yeah, like because the big kid knows. The big kids know.
• 1:20:18
  It's like hey, dude, like they're the ones in charge, like
• 1:20:20
  hey, keep everything called, like hey, you gotta shut the fuck up.
• 1:20:24
  Who like my mom's mom not died, so like we could suck around
• 1:20:28
  when we get back to the house, even get Christmas presents, but not
• 1:20:30
  right now. And I was kind of that's exactly what you tell the kids.
• 1:20:33
  Hey, the portime man you can open on Christmas PA when we get
• 1:20:35
  home, and they know how to behave like or they or they did like
• 1:20:39
  you know which is got, which is great. That's why like I bought
• 1:20:41
  all of them gifts yesterday they got home because I put the gifts first out
• 1:20:44
  of the Christmas tree and then they all try to try to peak. I
• 1:20:46
  was like, I will go return all these gifts that the swa. I
• 1:20:49
  mean, if you' all cut that you didn't have you didn't have a fake
• 1:20:51
  one of throwing the fucking in the fire. There's a kind of cat food.
• 1:20:55
  Come on, you should have thrown a fake one in the fire.
• 1:20:58
  I told you, I'm fucking round. There's a there's a couple of gifts
• 1:21:00
  where like it feels like a toy put it's like cat food or something in
• 1:21:03
  there, like because we do our nits and ship. But yeah, so
• 1:21:09
  it's I just thought, I don't know, like I feel like this year,
• 1:21:13
  despite everything that has happened, I got into the Christmas spirit, Like
• 1:21:15
  I've never really bought that many gifts for that all out. Yeah, because
• 1:21:20
  like I really have gotten closer to my family over the last couple of you
• 1:21:25
  know, months, And it's kind of cool because like I wasn't. I
• 1:21:30
  didn't really see it as a big deal to make time to go to these
• 1:21:31
  family things before because I'm like, gotta go to sas, gotta go do
• 1:21:35
  this, gotta make money, gotta go do this. But now that I
• 1:21:39
  have a liberty and I have the luxury of making time, like I don't
• 1:21:42
  have to go to a sessh because I'm relying on what that's gonna make money
• 1:21:45
  for me. That's additional. That's great, it's gonna be a great brand
• 1:21:49
  thing. But if my if somebody's like, hey, are you gonna you
• 1:21:53
  know, are you gonna come to my kids? You know, I don't
• 1:21:55
  know, my graduate graduation or something like, yeah, come on, listen,
• 1:21:58
  I gotta be there for the little you know, like if I can,
• 1:22:00
  because Lord knows, one day I'm probably gonna be so fucking busy where
• 1:22:03
  I can't afford to, you know. So I just kind of I kind
• 1:22:06
  of got I kind of got closer to my family in that sense. So
• 1:22:11
  I was like I got to know the little kids, and they're all different,
• 1:22:15
  you know what I mean, Like one of the like one of them
• 1:22:16
  is like really attached to me because like of course I took it. Any
• 1:22:18
  of them going to be stoners? Uh nah, I gets too early to
• 1:22:21
  tail, Yeah, Ittail. I don't think they have it in them because
• 1:22:25
  like the ones that are old are older, like I don't see them smoking.
• 1:22:28
  I don't think that. Like, for example, I have like that
• 1:22:30
  group of that is like just turned eighteen or like seventeen eighteen. So that's
• 1:22:35
  the group where I'm like, you would think they would come around when we're
• 1:22:39
  blazing it. That's how you usually know you come around it like gether.
• 1:22:42
  They're like what do you guys do you know? Like something like that.
• 1:22:45
  But I think it's so cliche to this generation that they don't look at smoking
• 1:22:48
  cool. They look at it as like that's just what older guys do like,
• 1:22:54
  I think that's what it is, Like it's not cool to them.
• 1:22:56
  I know. I went to I went to a family party. There was
• 1:22:58
  a bunch of little kids there, and they like they kind of know I
• 1:23:00
  fucking they have to know. They know what I do. They don't have
• 1:23:01
  a YouTube channel and ship. And I thought one of them was gonna come
• 1:23:03
  up to and be like any weed. Yeah, you thought you're gonna,
• 1:23:09
  and I have already just for no one, theven fuck no one. I
• 1:23:15
  was like, y'all fools, No, I like work for like I know,
• 1:23:17
  gota be real studios. You know what's crazy? Though, they know
• 1:23:21
  me and respect me from that ship more than like them trying to like get
• 1:23:27
  into what I'm doing or something like that, Like they don't care too they
• 1:23:29
  don't give two fucks about the weed. But the one thing I did notice
• 1:23:32
  is that they're like my littlest one, like the one that I do.
• 1:23:34
  She's like I think she's six or seven, and she's like, all,
• 1:23:38
  I took it to Disneyland, right like I got her and her brothers and
• 1:23:41
  Disneyland super fucking stoke. Never has forgotten about that ship, dude, Like,
• 1:23:45
  I'm afraid of your uncle since like she don't forget about that ship.
• 1:23:47
  Usually I want to be like, all right, dude. She'd be snooping
• 1:23:50
  to her sister, to her mom's phone to look at my Instagram to try
• 1:23:54
  to watch clips of the show, like just to see what I'm talking about,
• 1:23:57
  because she's smart like that, bro, And I just like so she
• 1:24:00
  tells all her friends she's like, yeah, I have a famous uncle.
• 1:24:01
  He's he's cool. And I'm just like like, like, like he took
• 1:24:05
  me to this land because you know somebody that works there, and he's he's
• 1:24:09
  a chef. I was looking like I'm just like looking making so cool looks
• 1:24:15
  like the chef like that is a cool job. But they make it seem
• 1:24:17
  like you're making food for Mickey. Yeah, Like I was like yeah,
• 1:24:23
  dude, yeah, And I'm just like I'm like, this is what you
• 1:24:26
  fucking talk about. Like so it's like it's crazy that that's the kind of
• 1:24:29
  ship that they value, like that they look at me as like as compared
• 1:24:31
  to like any other bad shit, which is kind of cool because they're like
• 1:24:34
  involved, Like like I have a little cousin who's like he's eighteen. He
• 1:24:39
  started making cups and I was just like and and you know, he's always
• 1:24:42
  asking me. He's like, oh, he's like, how do you think
• 1:24:43
  I should Like, he's like, can I make some differ you? And
• 1:24:45
  I'll give him a little projects here there just to like I'm like, hey,
• 1:24:48
  get these twenty five from me, and I'll give him out to like
• 1:24:50
  the you know, because I'm like, it's not I'm not gonna tell make
• 1:24:53
  a hundred for me because he's not there yet. But I'm like, make
• 1:24:55
  me twenty five cups. I'm throw him in the Patreon orders, you know
• 1:24:57
  what I mean or something like that. So like it's cool that I see
• 1:25:00
  that kind of influence, like cut rubbing off. Now that I got to
• 1:25:01
  know my family a lot more, see and it's cool, like because it's
• 1:25:05
  a newer generation, like they kind of know, like they don't talk to
• 1:25:09
  the other uncles like that these fools, like they know they're like, nah,
• 1:25:12
  I could talk to this fool. He's in tune. Like it's weird,
• 1:25:15
  bro, Like they know that like this was this was cool bro like,
• 1:25:17
  but it's mostly after all the gifts, Like I know exactly what the
• 1:25:20
  little motherfuckers were into this year, so like they're gonna be like damn,
• 1:25:24
  this fool is cool as fu. But there's some because like you said,
• 1:25:28
  there's there's some kids that got it. But then also, like I said,
• 1:25:30
  I went to the mall yesterday and I was walking up there there was
• 1:25:34
  a fucking there's a black kid. He was selling those chocolates. Where come
• 1:25:40
  on those fucking chocolates? And in the white bars, Oh, school ones,
• 1:25:45
  and I been school if and I wanted to tell me, like,
• 1:25:46
  bro, this is not the hustle. Don't stand here telling me that ship.
• 1:25:51
  I mean, go through that. And I didn't tell them. I'm
• 1:25:54
  just like, bro, Like people are selling fucking sneakers and you're telling chocolate
• 1:26:00
  that's like a deck in the nineties time. I'm just like, bro,
• 1:26:01
  Like for that, bro happens. Yeah, that shit still happens. But
• 1:26:05
  you really make th Street stores, I don't know, I don't know.
• 1:26:09
  I mean, if they were the if they were the white bars, that's
• 1:26:11
  actually a part of a school. So he actually probably tried a fundraise.
• 1:26:14
  Like whenever they're trying to whenever I see somebody trying to sell me smart and
• 1:26:16
  fine on fucking M and MS and it's not brand, I was like,
• 1:26:19
  I know that if it's a school fundraiser. They need to do it through
• 1:26:24
  a program to get these chocolates, so it makes sense and they make profit,
• 1:26:27
  you know what I'm saying. So like if it would have been like
• 1:26:29
  what's the Helen Helen something Helen chocolates or those those fucking chocolates. Remember I
• 1:26:33
  used to have to do that ship. Yeah, I don't know. It
• 1:26:36
  was not a huge fundraiser. I hated that. I was like, if
• 1:26:38
  I'm gonna make money for anybody's gonna be money for meds, like she hated
• 1:26:42
  on the black kids. Come it's not a come up. He had sold
• 1:26:45
  one bar thing was full of chocolates. I was looking. I was like,
• 1:26:48
  well, hold on, you stand here before we give up. As
• 1:26:50
  soon as I ask that all breaks out. He's gonna come cancel you for
• 1:26:55
  he got his ownknown bill. That's crazy. That's crazy. I'm like terrorist
• 1:27:00
  organizations and find I said it. The food community was talking about it.
• 1:27:05
  They said that get beat up. Yeah yeah, it was like that Simpsons
• 1:27:11
  clip. I said you yeah. I mean, it's like, don't worry,
• 1:27:14
  he'll be taking care. He'll be all right. You're the one who
• 1:27:16
  beat up. I mean, I don't know. If it was your you're
• 1:27:19
  the one who told me. But I'm sure I had a conversation with someone
• 1:27:21
  that said, like, you, bro, he's in he's in these fucking
• 1:27:25
  copscrew message. Oh yeah, they all know who he is. They all
• 1:27:30
  know who this full is. Probably they had this picture because I would imagine
• 1:27:35
  you roul up another fucking racist people in power. They're gonna come after you.
• 1:27:42
  Yeah, Like you remember when Martin Luther King remember you Can Welcome Back.
• 1:27:45
  Do you remember in that movie end of Watch when Officers Watson, he
• 1:27:49
  was like, you think you're cool with your fucking camera and all this.
• 1:27:53
  He was like, let me tell you something. One day the L A.
• 1:27:55
  P. D Is gonna fuck you and they're gonna fuck you so hard
• 1:27:58
  that you will not know what the fuck to do. Yeah, and then
• 1:28:01
  they're like, thank you for that because he thought he was joking. It's
• 1:28:04
  sure enough, dog, Like it's like it's bro, this is the world's
• 1:28:09
  oldest gang, bro, And like, I get you're doing the right thing,
• 1:28:12
  bro, but it's like if you like, bro MLK got shot,
• 1:28:15
  Bro, Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head. It's been happening at the
• 1:28:18
  beginning of time. Oh, Abraham Lincoln got shot by at Wan Fu.
• 1:28:23
  I don't think he was a cop. He was an actor. Yeah,
• 1:28:27
  well, but that food was not he. They donald Trump Abraham because he
• 1:28:30
  wanted to free the slave slaves for a long time. So like, there
• 1:28:32
  was a lot of democratic states that fucking literally did the same thing to do
• 1:28:36
  with the Donald Trump and eliminating him from the ballot because this food was such
• 1:28:40
  an influential president. So somebody wanted to mark him because he fucked. He
• 1:28:44
  was like, I don't have nobody cutting my grasp for free no more because
• 1:28:46
  of you. So now I'm gonna kill you. Bro. It's fucked up.
• 1:28:48
  But that was the mentalities anybody would have taken him out at that time.
• 1:28:55
  I got a fun fact for y'all. What's the fun fact type thing?
• 1:28:57
  The world's oldest gang, the Yakuza. They're almost not even around them.
• 1:29:03
  That's crazy. They have been in existence for more than three hundred years.
• 1:29:09
  The group can be traced back to as early as sixteen twelve. And
• 1:29:14
  first of all, he's on they're around. No no, no, no,
• 1:29:17
  no, they're like and they're around, they just don't talk about I
• 1:29:19
  guarantee you like people the Japanese that own like CEOs. They're part of the
• 1:29:25
  Jacuza. They're just not allowed to talk about it. I guarantee you it's
• 1:29:27
  like the elite. Know how we have the Lizard of People, elite,
• 1:29:30
  the Jakuza over there. I guarantee you as like the elite. They run
• 1:29:33
  that shit. There's always that ship where like they'll be missing a finger,
• 1:29:36
  you know, that's like a part of a ritual to miss a finger.
• 1:29:40
  Yeah, fool, like you got like you get your finger chopped up or
• 1:29:42
  something like that, and these fools have a fake finger and like they take
• 1:29:45
  it off. It's like food. I've looked into this shit. It's like
• 1:29:47
  a whole like but the government out there, it was so fucking crazy with
• 1:29:53
  this shit. They're like, hey, we know these fools are extorting you,
• 1:29:56
  so guess what, We're gonna extort you too. So if you do
• 1:29:58
  business with them there there's no more. Business becomes a part of the government.
• 1:30:01
  And these foes were like, hey, we can't. You're not gonna
• 1:30:04
  punk us no more. If that's real, would you give out? Would
• 1:30:08
  you give out a finger? To have like elite power, Like basically you
• 1:30:13
  can drink and drive. I don't want to go to jail. You can
• 1:30:15
  fucking like the elite, like like like obviously not like super great you can't.
• 1:30:20
  You can't kill people on site type of ship. But you had a
• 1:30:23
  duy. The cops don't see it. You get like shill you you you,
• 1:30:28
  You get hit up about stocks. You get about power though, why
• 1:30:32
  not what are you talking about? I want it because it's power trip.
• 1:30:35
  Like I don't. I don't let it get your head. You would get
• 1:30:38
  sick under the influence, like like me, like I would just want to
• 1:30:41
  like just abuse it after a while, like I'd be drinking and driving every
• 1:30:44
  day. Nah, but drinking driving is fun. I know you're not supposed
• 1:30:47
  to do it, and I don't and I learned. I learned my lesson.
• 1:30:50
  Yeah, it is full. It's like a video game. Like when
• 1:30:53
  I when I used to back before I got my d Y, I was
• 1:30:56
  like it was like, okay, so I gotta get point A to point
• 1:31:00
  B. Let's go fuck you. Somebody said he would give a finger to
• 1:31:04
  have eggs phosique. Yeah, exactly. You'd be part of the elite.
• 1:31:12
  You can get yoked fast. You know how the league get like all of
• 1:31:14
  a sudden they get yoked, I'll just I'll just die from cardiac for a
• 1:31:16
  finger. You like a finger that much? He's on for It's not about
• 1:31:20
  the finger. I just don't want to have that much power. You don't
• 1:31:24
  want to be skinny about that much power, not if it means getting it
• 1:31:30
  like that. And let's meet the super chats. We're there, and then
• 1:31:32
  let's play the voicemails. Dude, power is corrupt, exaber. I know,
• 1:31:39
  but here we go, probably the most addicting thing out of all things.
• 1:31:42
  And I already know like i'd be like, I like this way more
• 1:31:45
  than cocaine, Like like let me get yeah, seeing you'd be able to
• 1:31:48
  have a drum, yeah, Like I would probably take it too far,
• 1:31:55
  all right, right, I said to you guys, are bullshit? Underscore
• 1:31:58
  zero, underscore Fox underscore zero. What you say? A new wait gell
• 1:32:06
  on that, bros? What you say? And you to me Nintendo switch
• 1:32:11
  or some herb and a new bomb mary Burn, Miss mary Burn, Miss
• 1:32:15
  Yeah, Nintendo Switch. We're gonna start raffling and soon, I now that
• 1:32:19
  you know, they got the time for it. Patreon, Yeah, it's
• 1:32:23
  gonna be changing Patreon only. And if you want to participate in today's giveaway
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  the post that has this episode on Patreon Patreon only, and I will be
• 1:32:45
  posting the video where I picked the winner. The one from the last one
• 1:32:48
  is gonna be posted today. Like I said, I have the time,
• 1:32:50
  and I will be getting my ship in order. And the only way you
• 1:32:54
  can post it is if you actually become you know, even the lowest tier,
• 1:32:58
  the five dollars tier. Oh yeah, I know it's financially straining,
• 1:33:02
  you know, as a raffle. Your kiddle me intent to switch yo kido
• 1:33:09
  that shi. It's so fucking funny, little kid. Somebody wrote it down
• 1:33:13
  there right now. Yeah, that's why I just read I was kiddle to
• 1:33:15
  sleep next. Oh you gotta call her, call her Arizona. There we
• 1:33:23
  go. What's up? What? Thank you for calling that? We don't
• 1:33:26
  smoke the same podcast? What's up? What crack? And my boys?
• 1:33:30
  Let's see your pointholds there from you, my Arizona. I told you told
• 1:33:34
  you what's up? Dog? How are you? Man? What's crack?
• 1:33:39
  Indeed, just wanted to say, what's up guys? Happy holidays, enjoy
• 1:33:43
  you know, the holidays and happy and beyond. Part of the fucking thirty
• 1:33:48
  dollars crew now, dude, fuck yeah, go thank you for that,
• 1:33:53
  and you know, fucking yelling, happy and fucking good, you know.
• 1:33:59
  And the barbership has been good too, So I wish I had hair.
• 1:34:01
  Hey that next membership. I'm sucking one hundred bucks man, you know that's
• 1:34:04
  my next fucking move. Hey, do you play the shot on the show
• 1:34:06
  Man? Hey? You? Did you play the show at the shop?
• 1:34:11
  Okay, dude, I was? I was. I sent out ray earlier
• 1:34:14
  screenshot from my I was like watching it live. Yep, I saw it.
• 1:34:17
  Motherfuckers laugh after this at the show Man at the at the shop.
• 1:34:20
  They love it. Man. Fuck yeah, that's that's what's up player.
• 1:34:25
  Fuck yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, man, I'm out.
• 1:34:27
  Hey man, Hey, guys, I'm gonna make a trip out there one
• 1:34:30
  of these days. I want to be on. I want to cook for
• 1:34:31
  you guys. Perfect cut cut our beards too, Yeah, dude, I'll
• 1:34:36
  cut your beard. Man to the hot towel, fucking blade and ship everything.
• 1:34:41
  Bro, we'll do it before the show. Well that way we look
• 1:34:43
  fresh as fuck, like fresh fresh as fuck. Yeah, I ran in
• 1:34:47
  see you here at the at the at the show, here at the crest
• 1:34:50
  with with George the rest. Oh yeah, bro, Bro, I remember
• 1:34:55
  that day, that ship that day, Bro, let me talk about that
• 1:34:58
  day. That day was so fun. And George has where Peltons bro is
• 1:35:01
  Arizona and ten degrees and George like we were Peltons, Bro. And then
• 1:35:08
  ain't hey name that hot right now? Though? Man? I heard the
• 1:35:14
  desert gets cool, bro, and then after that place gets dound all the
• 1:35:16
  pressed No real quick, Juma, it's fucking top up galore. Bro.
• 1:35:24
  So if you're wanting to do a high end hungry Broke, there's at least
• 1:35:26
  at least five hundred benders in Yuma, Bro, damn a lot. You
• 1:35:31
  can find anything from ariast coast to fucking and out of it a counting fucking
• 1:35:36
  those little lamb chopots whatever they're called. You know, BB, I'm not
• 1:35:41
  I'm never driving to you. My eye can find Habibi here. No,
• 1:35:44
  Bro, you need to fly I he broke. Now they got a checkpoint
• 1:35:47
  and I ran, I ran into it with with George on the way back.
• 1:35:50
  Bro, my balls were sweating. Bro, I was scary. He's
• 1:35:55
  fucking side. Dick had a sack. George had to pull the I've been
• 1:35:57
  on Joe Rogan cart to the Mega. Damn, ain't coming out here no
• 1:36:02
  more than huh, I gotta fly to you. I already told George I'm
• 1:36:05
  never driving to you. I'm never driving to Zone ever again or Texas.
• 1:36:10
  I fly Man, Well, I love I would love him. But you
• 1:36:12
  guys out here and do a high and hungry and hell yeah, let's do
• 1:36:15
  it, my boy. Let us know when you come down here. Yeah,
• 1:36:18
  let us know, man, and bring your bring there whenever you got
• 1:36:20
  going and buy me. Bro. I could fucking go out there any weekend.
• 1:36:24
  Bro. You know what, Bro, you know you could probably when
• 1:36:27
  we have the next pop up, I'm gonna have a few vendor spots for
• 1:36:30
  for food, so uh, I'll let you know ahead of time, so
• 1:36:31
  maybe you can plan it out and come sell some to out here. Bro.
• 1:36:35
  I have some exotic assas more than the fucking exotics and the one like
• 1:36:41
  the bark Damn. I'll let you know. I'll let you know when we
• 1:36:45
  do the next event. Because we do what, we are going to focus
• 1:36:46
  on more events next year. So thank you so much. Gotta I gotta
• 1:36:51
  pool port Barbarica. Go ahead, hand to hand with bark damn shot fired.
• 1:37:00
  Boy, I love you, take care of brother. Let's go oh
• 1:37:05
  Arizona's hot dog though, that's why I said we have him come out here
• 1:37:12
  then. I don't know. I regret trimming my beard down a little bit.
• 1:37:15
  I trimmed it a little bit down, but like now I just I'm
• 1:37:17
  like, I mean, like I saw the video of me saying where the
• 1:37:20
  where the stores are at? Like I look good with a majestic assed beard,
• 1:37:25
  like that ship looks fresh on me. So I'm gonna probably just grow
• 1:37:27
  it out more, trying to have a steptone beard. He does got a
• 1:37:33
  great beard. That don't always looks like that dude who like like there he
• 1:37:39
  just looks like he's always having a good time. Like it's just chill like
• 1:37:43
  and it's like like just not one. I think that happens when you when
• 1:37:46
  you almost die. At one point, she just become a chill mode.
• 1:37:50
  That was crazy what he said. You got to make a clip about that.
• 1:37:55
  Yeah, I knew it, dude, not that I knew about had
• 1:37:57
  a feeling like when your head, when you hit your head, when I
• 1:38:00
  think you get a like like you said, like a uh, dying moment.
• 1:38:04
  I think things changed near death moment. I think things changed, or
• 1:38:08
  you like you, like I said, Sam Kinison and Rose, Rose and
• 1:38:13
  Bart talk about getting hit, talk about getting hit all remember that dude.
• 1:38:17
  Do you think he's alive? Yeah, we should want let's get But then
• 1:38:23
  that guy likes to do a lot of coke, a lot of coke,
• 1:38:25
  and I get scared of his age. Dude, he shouldn't be doing coke
• 1:38:28
  like that. Bro, when I picked him up, Hey, I'm going
• 1:38:30
  to die. You were there on you were there? A No, I
• 1:38:33
  just I've met him before. Oh you met him before? But like yeah,
• 1:38:38
  like that food. What's his name? Chi Chi che Chi? Yeah,
• 1:38:43
  chi Chi Alex Salasar Angel Salasar, Dude. When I told my dad
• 1:38:47
  that I did coke with that phone, my dad was pretty like, no,
• 1:38:51
  my man is really And I was like yeah, and he knew exactly
• 1:38:55
  what I was talking about. I was like, because he asked me,
• 1:38:58
  because he told me, I don't know what I was talking about. Usually
• 1:39:00
  cost me and I was like kill Then I was like dude, and uh
• 1:39:03
  I always tell them going And he's like, it's called j G. Whitworth.
• 1:39:12
  Get your cash now? Thank you for calling. We don't spoke the
• 1:39:15
  same podcast. What's up up? What's up? Guys? It's it's me
• 1:39:21
  Taurus, what's up? I just want to say, uh, I just
• 1:39:26
  want to say blessings and thanks guys for the good views and positive energy and
• 1:39:31
  all the motivation that you guys do and try to put out there individuals.
• 1:39:35
  And I know you guys got your own hustles. I got my own hustles
• 1:39:40
  too, but uh yeah, man, I just want to throw a shout
• 1:39:44
  out, throw a conversation out there and and try to try to be like
• 1:39:49
  your last caller and just be successful for you guys so we can all vibe
• 1:39:54
  and have a show time. You know, hey, thank you and positive
• 1:39:59
  vibes do you? Uh? Do you do as well? But what kind
• 1:40:01
  of hustle do you have? Well? I worked for my friend the the
• 1:40:09
  Googos guy that I told you guys about. Least conversation that I well.
• 1:40:13
  Either way, I know you guys are famous, so you guys don't remember
• 1:40:16
  all the conversations in the world, you know. But yeah, bro,
• 1:40:20
  that's the goal though, the goal the goal. Yeah, thank you,
• 1:40:24
  thank you, thank you, thank you. Respect respect, respect on me.
• 1:40:30
  But yeah, man, you guys, I just want to say,
• 1:40:33
  Yeah, the hustle, sorry, trying to remember recruiting direct higher recruiting,
• 1:40:39
  like a staffing agency. That's that's the hustle. Just it's all on YouTube.
• 1:40:45
  Man. If you're not going to if you're going to learn from one
• 1:40:47
  person and not remember, you know, and then you know, while a
• 1:40:51
  gag in life like I did you know, have a kid, not know
• 1:40:57
  why just because one time and I didn't quit it and I was your first
• 1:41:00
  girlfriend type shit, and you know, shit happens. She takes care of
• 1:41:04
  you, you know whatever, take care of the baby together, go to
• 1:41:08
  Disneyland, Disney World every year. Live the life, you know, the
• 1:41:12
  life, you know, the American dream type of life, you know,
• 1:41:15
  easy life, the best life in the world. And we lived it.
• 1:41:19
  Bro, It's a blessing. It's easy. I can have ten kids after
• 1:41:24
  his third year out after Yeah, you just gotta have sleep. And you
• 1:41:30
  guys got a vibe. She smokes, but you don't like let's say the
• 1:41:35
  homiees super against it because it's just not his vibe and he doesn't want the
• 1:41:41
  kid to be around by people like that. And stay away from that type
• 1:41:45
  of woman or man in your life because at the end of the day,
• 1:41:48
  you guys aren't gonna like you. Guys like you will succeed because we succeeded
• 1:41:53
  for six years and then we broke up and shout out, Angie, you
• 1:41:57
  know I love you, but yeah, shout out Oliver. I don't know,
• 1:42:01
  I don't know. Shouts she's right. I don't know about that.
• 1:42:06
  She's a good human being. Though she's a good human being, are you
• 1:42:11
  rather dude? You know, I know it's I know it's all twisted.
• 1:42:14
  But at the end of the day, you gotta you always got to be
• 1:42:16
  a man. You always have to be the perfect woman or the perfect man.
• 1:42:20
  For each out show, we'll give you a shout to Shorty. We'll
• 1:42:26
  give a shout out to your Shorty from Lapin. Tell Homie for Lapina calling
• 1:42:30
  you he's a home for Latina. Bro Shout outs to you guys. You
• 1:42:38
  guys are helping people like us every day just smoking and finding the next the
• 1:42:43
  next window in life. Shout to your life's not easy, but it is
• 1:42:46
  easy. But yeah, recruiting shout out recruiting sales, all day sales.
• 1:42:51
  If you guys need sales work, just hauler at my Instagram or wherever you
• 1:42:56
  can find me. I know you guys got my tag. That's s your
• 1:43:00
  brand. Dad. Thank you. I gotta hang out one time. Amen,
• 1:43:10
  Thank you you two guys. Happy New Year. Hi sick. I
• 1:43:20
  think that's the foolish that was on the bike last time, the one that
• 1:43:24
  showed up the pop up. Oh yeah, I think so. I think
• 1:43:29
  he was. He was like, I'm I'm joking fuck right now. But
• 1:43:31
  yeah, and do we have voicemailtins playing before me? Oh yeah? What
• 1:43:40
  do you wanna do for a superch This is super chess because there's just like
• 1:43:42
  four left. Luis rometto shout out from Massachusetts. Woo woo. Shut out
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  in Massachusetts, Boston Baby, Boston Buck, the Celtics. Next one,
• 1:43:53
  J Max, Hey out, it's j Max, shout out. We don't
• 1:43:58
  smoke the same crew Rock actually rank the zone. Hope everyone has a blessed
• 1:44:01
  holiday and spend time with your families. Time flies yao yeh star straight up.
• 1:44:09
  The last comment is funny let me find out everybody in this chatter is
• 1:44:12
  retording. What's the next one? Next one? Stalker Skywalker? Nice,
• 1:44:18
  happy holidays to everyone. At least I'd be a that'd be a big small
• 1:44:25
  bus. We would get a tax exempt. We would imagine we all went
• 1:44:30
  to Vegas in one bus. Damn you guys, bang bus. That would
• 1:44:34
  be so hot box. I think we'd get pulled over. Of course,
• 1:44:38
  we would probably get pulled over. I'd be so tight to get pulled over
• 1:44:41
  for hot boxes. We would all have to know, do we all get
• 1:44:44
  a d U? I how does that work out? If you get we
• 1:44:45
  would all have to be like play the card, be like what seems to
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  be the pop them off. It's legal in California. Yeah, oh,
• 1:44:55
  I'm sorry. I didn't know I could drive twenty seven nine x C.
• 1:45:03
  I mean e'son wants Exg's hairline for Christmas and actually wants Zone's t cell count
• 1:45:11
  because he got pegged order than Kaitlyn Jenner very Christmas. Fuck you, Hovie.
• 1:45:18
  Yeah, all right, that was a good one. Well yes again
• 1:45:32
  with what Harrolson where you like? He's like, come on, coach Tito's
• 1:45:38
  basketball. What's his name? Uh? Shane Gillis looks such like a special
• 1:45:45
  person. He's got down syndrome. You know, Shane Gillis is the comedian
• 1:45:48
  that always goes on Rogans. Cannot get into him. No, he's I
• 1:45:51
  think he's fucking funny. He's called on Rogan. But like his comedy.
• 1:45:56
  You try to watch his as Netflix special. I haven't seen this Netflix special.
• 1:46:00
  It's pretty racy. Sure, everything's racy. Now, all right here
• 1:46:04
  we go to to forward area code. What's up, guys, just one
• 1:46:11
  of the hit you guys up. Maybe leave a little story in your voicemail.
• 1:46:16
  Last time I watched your episode of your voicemail was empty and I felt
• 1:46:21
  bad because it's like, what, bro, Like, I'm part of a
• 1:46:26
  we don't smoke the same pig, part of anybody, motherfucker, And I
• 1:46:30
  feel like we're not doing our part. You know, we're not doing our
• 1:46:33
  part. We should be fucking we should be doing our part. You know,
• 1:46:38
  you guys, you guys be holding it down, like Tommy says,
• 1:46:44
  So, yeah, I really appreciate the content. So I just wanted to,
• 1:46:45
  you know, give my feedback. Appreciate you guys, But I like,
• 1:46:49
  now I time, I want to leave a story, bro, so
• 1:46:55
  a little confident, you know, little a little confidence to you know,
• 1:46:59
  get you know, to anybody out there feeling like, you know, anybody
• 1:47:03
  trying to get some some pass. I guess you know it's possible. Bro,
• 1:47:09
  come on, there's so much pass out there. But I just don't
• 1:47:15
  forget. Bro, the time that I boned a forty year old and ship.
• 1:47:19
  This was like, yeah, forty year old, Yeah what are you?
• 1:47:23
  Twenty twenty twenty three, twenty nineteen, so like five years ago.
• 1:47:28
  So I was like twenty three. I guess she was like forty. I
• 1:47:30
  guess yeah, I was twenty three. No, I just never forget.
• 1:47:34
  I put up to this gas station, Bro, I was drunken. Shit.
• 1:47:36
  Bro, I was trying to get a fucking some papers, you know,
• 1:47:40
  some switschers or whatever, just to get you know, to get the
• 1:47:43
  night going again. It was like so in the morning stayed. You know,
• 1:47:45
  you're like, damn, I run out of papers. I got with
• 1:47:46
  some more. I just put up to this fucking gas station, dude,
• 1:47:49
  to get some papers and ship. So I pulled out with all confidence,
• 1:47:54
  you know, confiding this book. You know. So I got to the
• 1:47:56
  gas station, I got to BP, and I pulled up to the fucking
• 1:48:00
  you asked this when I seen this fine a little white you know, the
• 1:48:01
  female coming out. You know, I was young done, so I don't
• 1:48:03
  know if who was really even flying at the end of the day, what
• 1:48:06
  she actually was, because we slipped around, but like at that instant,
• 1:48:11
  like I don't know, Bro was just so fucking on it. Like she
• 1:48:14
  saw Starr coming out. She went to her car. I just straight up
• 1:48:17
  in through her window and started check chatting, like, you know, just
• 1:48:19
  confidently, you know, just how you should pull up to anybody. Hey,
• 1:48:23
  how you doing. You know, my name is so and so,
• 1:48:25
  you know, I just want to see how you doing tonight. She was
• 1:48:28
  down as slugs, you know, got a number, and Ship fucked around
• 1:48:31
  for like a couple of months. She was allowed as fugg dude, like
• 1:48:35
  she was saying mother worked at a bar, but she was like shooting I
• 1:48:40
  would saying her forties though she just kind of smoked cigarettes. I don't even
• 1:48:44
  really know her fucking real age. So I just, you know, we
• 1:48:47
  just fuck around and like I was kind of being like at the first,
• 1:48:51
  you're trying to be, you know, like a gentleman, and Ship I
• 1:48:54
  don't know where She's just like I like when my father so seing dirty,
• 1:48:59
  I was like, fuck your face. She's like, yeah, a lot
• 1:49:01
  when people fuck my face, and I'm like, let's get it. I'm
• 1:49:06
  like, this bitch is awesome. Got off well, I was about to
• 1:49:14
  get good. It's about to get rid of that next one. I sat
• 1:49:18
  here and waited all that. Yeah, bro, come on to say podcast.
• 1:49:26
  All y'all doing I hope everybody is doing well. And man, I
• 1:49:30
  want to give a personal shout out to EA Zone. Bro. I'm sorry
• 1:49:34
  that your grandma passed. Bro, you know that we're all here for you.
• 1:49:38
  We got much love for you, and this, this experience can only
• 1:49:43
  make you stronger. Brother, Don't let it, don't let it take you
• 1:49:45
  down. And you know what I mean, We're gonna have a moment of
• 1:49:48
  silence on my behalf, on everybody's behalf. May his grandmothers lived through memories.
• 1:50:02
  Brother, Much love to everybody, Much love to everybody's parents, grandparents,
• 1:50:08
  your family, treating people right, show love to who you got to,
• 1:50:12
  show love to, show love to strangers, anybody. You know what
• 1:50:15
  I mean. This life is too short to have hate. Just you know,
• 1:50:19
  I just wanted to call in and say stay that part. And I
• 1:50:24
  wanted to shout out everybody who's listening, everybody who's always on the show,
• 1:50:29
  like shout out EA Zone, shout out x G, shout out ray y'all
• 1:50:33
  be keeping us going, man, Thank y'all for real. And I hope
• 1:50:36
  to see everybody at the at the event and everything. You know, there's
• 1:50:41
  Dad Blacksington, so like you know, I just wanted to shout out,
• 1:50:45
  he's own much love, brother. I hope you stay strong, bro.
• 1:50:48
  And today's Wednesday, y'all, let's fucking get it. Today's show is going
• 1:50:53
  to be lit where you go. Ye hey, shout out to the homie
• 1:50:57
  Dad for that. Man, appreciate that. Thank you so much for calling
• 1:51:00
  in. That was always positive vibes and he always got good ass hash Thank
• 1:51:03
  you much love. Got the best kind of fans. I was talking about
• 1:51:08
  why do we attract these fools in the last one where it's like we get
• 1:51:11
  fools on a sick one talking about it like, oh no, that was
• 1:51:15
  the fucking color up. I'm gonna be a little bit of announcement right here.
• 1:51:20
  At one point I thought this was hung up and like in that moment
• 1:51:26
  of silence because That's what I would have done, Like it might be for
• 1:51:29
  a moment of silence, and I just would have up. You just wait,
• 1:51:33
  I knows, like, yeah, I think I have part two.
• 1:51:39
  We I think let me play it. I'm not sure because there's noan what
• 1:51:42
  thes up with this mic? We gotta switch the cables that we want to
• 1:51:47
  U hit you guys up. Maybe leave a little story in your voice?
• 1:51:53
  All right? Next one's unort We don't smell the same? Hello? Whom
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  shared the story about me Odean on myth This is a story about me Odean
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  on angel corumpets, also known as health bills, often confused as boy and
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  glory. I was in the ninth grade, uh odean on myth. Well,
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  this is a story about me Odean on angels trumpets, also known as
• 1:52:27
  health bills, often confused as boy and glory. I was in the ninth
• 1:52:31
  grade, uh ten perraid some of time, and yeah, we have been
• 1:52:36
  hearing about this drug that will fucking put you on like a crazy as acid
• 1:52:42
  pre bl blah blah blah. And all of us had already been through shrow
• 1:52:47
  men chorus, sit until acid. Anything that can be flipped and anything you
• 1:52:54
  can think about so we tried this drug, which you could pick up at
• 1:53:00
  any fucking backyard basically this damn planet everywhere, and we made a tea.
• 1:53:05
  Apparently you're only supposed to get like a few of the trumpets or the bells,
• 1:53:12
  and we got like ten of them, and you're only supposed to drink
• 1:53:15
  like a tea cup words, and we drank like a forge. A long
• 1:53:19
  story short of me and my boy George were walking back home after drinking it,
• 1:53:26
  and for me, all of a sudden, I was skating and I'm
• 1:53:30
  on the corner of Van Owen and Van I and I'm looking at the sidewalk
• 1:53:34
  like it's a ten story building, So imagine how I look to the people
• 1:53:38
  out in the public. I'm ast fucking idiot, who can get on the
• 1:53:41
  sidewalk because I think it's a huge ass building and might do the sidewalk is
• 1:53:45
  only like less than a foot or whatnot. So then I start walking.
• 1:53:51
  My boy grads me like, hey, you're all right. I kind of
• 1:53:54
  come back to from the trip, and then all of a sudden we walked
• 1:53:59
  by the church and somebody from the church tells me something like are you all
• 1:54:02
  right? And everything turned like the damn matrix show nothing but numbers, and
• 1:54:09
  I seen like a crazy storm after that. After the numbers, like there
• 1:54:13
  was like a crazy storm coming. I started walking towards my path because I'm
• 1:54:17
  tripping out, like, yo, we're about to die through the flood in
• 1:54:20
  the Bible and this and this and that and I'm knocking on my window.
• 1:54:25
  Well what I thought was the flood in my head, it was actually like
• 1:54:29
  not really going on because when my mom came out, I'm fucking butt naked
• 1:54:32
  with my clothes trying to dry up disupposed water in my head. That's taking
• 1:54:38
  us all and blah blah, Blah's a long story short. They took me
• 1:54:44
  to the hospital, locked me up for quite a bit to get that shit
• 1:54:48
  out of my system. And that plant had scopolamins basically poisoning you. So
• 1:54:55
  you're basically had death door step and my boy George disappeared and then ended up
• 1:55:00
  going to jail because you did some crazy shit on the MTA bus. And
• 1:55:03
  yeah, I was never the same in and out of the mental hospital until
• 1:55:08
  I was eighteen. And one crazy side effect you got cut out too,
• 1:55:15
  one crazy side effect and it's just Fernando. Sorry. So as I was
• 1:55:20
  saying, So, the crazy side effect of that drug is that your eyes
• 1:55:26
  are dilated so much, like the black marks, so fucking dilated so much
• 1:55:31
  for apparently whatever time that you're tripping out that your eyes take sometimes up to
• 1:55:38
  weeks to readjust to light to everything, because you know, you just I
• 1:55:44
  guess you just do so much to yourself. So yeah, after like a
• 1:55:47
  week of coming out of the hospital, I was still talking gibberish on the
• 1:55:51
  way home, try to take off the seatbelt and try to jump out of
• 1:55:58
  the car. My mom was like, I can't deal with it. So
• 1:56:00
  that's why I ended up in the mental hospital. They're trying to treat me
• 1:56:03
  for what they thought like was mental sickness and suicidal tendencies because they were like,
• 1:56:12
  there's no way this fool didn't know not to drink a fucking forty hours,
• 1:56:17
  Like this fool's testing the boundaries, you know, like they were just
• 1:56:20
  trying to stut that shit. So they locked me out of the mallaba yah.
• 1:56:24
  So yeah, stay away from Hell's bells. They're not a hallucinogenic to
• 1:56:30
  actually contain scopolamine. So the hallucinogenic effects you get is because you're literally dying.
• 1:56:38
  So yeah, stay away from me, high school kids, stay away
• 1:56:41
  from that shit that believe myths that people be telling you about what you can
• 1:56:45
  and can't take, or I peace out. We don't smell the same.
• 1:56:50
  Yeah, well that shit is fucking crazy what he's talking about, because I
• 1:56:57
  remember that she wasn't popping for a time. I never heard of that I
• 1:57:00
  have. They're like these seeds. They'sos have like LSD and them. I
• 1:57:03
  don't I don't know not eating that shit. I did all the drugs I
• 1:57:06
  needed to do. I'm not trying to no new ones. Mister Tucy over
• 1:57:11
  here, Well, I just said I'm done trying all the new ones.
• 1:57:13
  Bo I went to Miami. I tried to see I did kiade me not
• 1:57:15
  too long ago. I like that shit. I don't like Tucy kind of
• 1:57:19
  me was cool though. It's cool though. Last one six o eight number.
• 1:57:25
  This one's a short one. You know what? Up to the zone
• 1:57:29
  and U s G and shout out three. Uh. I hope everybody's doing
• 1:57:33
  great on this beautiful day. On the podcast, I just wanted to share
• 1:57:38
  a quick story. I had a neck injury back when I was about fourteen,
• 1:57:44
  and the vertebrae disc in the beginning of my neck were all fucked up.
• 1:57:48
  Half were spelled up about four to five millimeters. Literally every day was
• 1:57:53
  causing me to have migraine. I went to a doctor originally, what did
• 1:57:57
  he do? He prescribed me headache prevention medicine. I took that ship for
• 1:58:00
  about a month. Got really sick of pegging. It wasn't doing me any
• 1:58:04
  good. I went to as a chiropractor, you know, and behold the
• 1:58:08
  act ray of my neck. Found out what exactly was wrong. Then A
• 1:58:12
  certain nerve of my neck was being caused to being pinched, which caused me
• 1:58:17
  to have migraines every day. And after that first appointment, I had instant
• 1:58:23
  relief as soon as I got home. The headache prevention medicine through that ship
• 1:58:28
  directly in the garbage. I went there foot about three or four times a
• 1:58:31
  week for about five weeks or so. My next completely realigned. And I
• 1:58:38
  had to go that many times because it takes your muscles to recognize that you're
• 1:58:45
  restraightening your neck basically, so the more times to go it helps. All
• 1:58:53
  right, all right, I'll take the messed up spot in my next so
• 1:58:59
  which were my disc but yeah, I'm pulling budged believer on chiropractors. Before
• 1:59:05
  you start talking about that, Uh, do some research, bro. Uh
• 1:59:11
  there's true doctors and true miracle workers. So shout out to we don't smoke
• 1:59:15
  the same. I love all y'all much love from here in the whist go
• 1:59:19
  and uh, yeah, I'm going to the chiropractor. Fuck you and fuck
• 1:59:26
  Cairo. Go give them, yeah, go give them there. You go
• 1:59:28
  give them your money every week. But I bet you I'm gonna be coming
• 1:59:30
  here and walking. Yeah, it is like a rock. What do you
• 1:59:33
  think I get shorter every day. I don't know. I don't know,
• 1:59:36
  and you do. You're fucking it's natural for you to cut like houch down.
• 1:59:41
  That's why I like, you gotta get your ship fucking straightened out.
• 1:59:44
  Bro, let's go and let's moom it. I'm so scared, would say,
• 1:59:47
  like, even it's gonna be like that, baby, Do you have
• 1:59:50
  insurance? Like? Do they have insurance? Can I sue them if they
• 1:59:53
  fuck me up? See, that's the thing. I have a license to
• 1:59:55
  operate stupid with the state like that. That's the first thing you see if
• 2:00:00
  you were walking to a chiropractor, that don't have that state license. Don't
• 2:00:01
  go all in there. That's so let me see, let me see how
• 2:00:05
  let me see, I'm a type in. How long does it take to
• 2:00:08
  be a chiropractor? How long do you think it takes to be a chiropractor?
• 2:00:10
  Hello? Oh no, I'm not letting. No guy cracked my back
• 2:00:14
  because he fucking cracked a couple of knuckles for a year. Nah, dog,
• 2:00:16
  you need to go. You need to go to school for that ship,
• 2:00:19
  like real school. Somebody said, is gonna come back them over real
• 2:00:27
  though? I need that shit though. That's what I'm gonna do for birthday.
• 2:00:30
  Get realigned, bro, You have to man My back hurts too much.
• 2:00:36
  Your check engine light's about it. Come on, bitch, you're about
• 2:00:39
  to turn thirty. I'm just I'm turning thirty four in a couple of days.
• 2:00:42
  Is it hard to become a doctor or chiropractor? Obviously a fucking doctor.
• 2:00:47
  That showed up. That's the question that showed up on fucking Google.
• 2:00:50
  Don't ask me questions. It's literally what it said. First question, is
• 2:00:55
  it already become a doctor or a chiropractor? People ask questions? Those are
• 2:00:58
  my folks. Frequently asked questions you know q fqa's or whatever. How do
• 2:01:02
  you casted them? Frequently asked questions due facts, dude, But I guess
• 2:01:08
  it takes about four years. It takes approximately four years, I said.
• 2:01:12
  The DC or Doctor of Chiropractic degree is a postgraduate professional degree that takes approximately
• 2:01:18
  four years to complete. Doctor students seeking a mission to DC programs need a
• 2:01:24
  minimum of ninety semester hours of undergraduate studies. Most students earn their bachelor degree
• 2:01:30
  prior to entering their chiropractrick program. Dun, dun dump, yeah, fuck
• 2:01:36
  you. Rig Rentals said, thirty five equals middle aged. Well it does
• 2:01:41
  not, Yeah it does. You won't live to seventy. It's that do
• 2:01:45
  dude. My grandma was cool. I mean she was pretty. She was
• 2:01:47
  ninety though, like seventies kind of all right, that's that's middle age.
• 2:01:51
  Thirty five or middle age, bitch. You know what the middle seventy is?
• 2:01:56
  You graduated? Oh yeah, thank you pucking for minding ease on redtless.
• 2:02:01
  You can't do, my man, I'm gonna clipped so many of these
• 2:02:06
  things and send it to season and they're gonna revoke fucking de great us.
• 2:02:13
  You can take it back I never paid them back for it. You have
• 2:02:15
  to pay for it. What do you mean for Shelly Maylans, I was
• 2:02:18
  just like I was like Joe Biden, So send them fake checks, damn
• 2:02:30
  checks. It's that time, gentlemen. Yeah, it is that time fast.
• 2:02:34
  I know it did go by fast. Thank you everybody for tuning in.
• 2:02:39
  Thank you everybody who showed up to the toy drive last week. I'm
• 2:02:42
  sorry. I'm gonna have a chance to recap over that. Thank everybody who
• 2:02:45
  sent me the condolenceys. Yeah, take this time to enjoy the holidays,
• 2:02:49
  to go do something man for yourself. Don't just be all like shop around
• 2:02:55
  for your loved ones. If you if you, if you have that in
• 2:02:57
  your sometimes the best give you could give somebody is really like bridging that gap
• 2:03:00
  in your life. You know what I'm saying. If you don't don't break
• 2:03:03
  the bank either, like for real, for if you don't have money to
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  buy people gifts, don't feel bad. Just show up straight up. You
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  can make a liquor that no one's mad about a bottle. Yeah, like
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  like it doesn't. It's not even about the thought. It's like, yo,
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  if somebody's working and they give you a fifty dollars gift. That's like
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  two hours of work, bro, Be grateful, bro, And then somebody
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  at least fucking thought about hours of work minimum wage. I think, so
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  that's three hours or three. I'm sorry, I don't know, bro,
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  I'm a minimum wage in like eighteen bucks. Eighteen times three is sixty bucks.
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  You get a fifty dollars You stop correcting my math, bitch. I'm
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  just good, mad dog. I'll be legal, but I'm good at math.
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  Yeah, but either either way. Uh yeah, So don't don't drink
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  and drive out there. Don't it fun? Don't There's gonna be a there's
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  Merry Christmas, and I'll see you guys this week. I must. I
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  don't know what I'm gonna do for my birthday. I'll let you guys know
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  Ray shout outs, shout out for everybody tuning end this morning and afternoon.
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  to the fucking forty two originals, fucking Telgate. That shit's fun all today.
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  I'm taking the camera too today. I'm a co and everything. We
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  gotta we go. Getting the viral clips, man, not getting that fucked
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  up. Yeah, I'm gonna bring it. I got uber, I'm gonna
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  bring something, bring you back to life for my stash. No, I'm
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  cool, I want that ship. I've been good too, it's been it's
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  been since the pop I think, and then before that I had been months.
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  It's the pop I think broke my little fuck imagine still bringing anyways,
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  No, I mean, you know, I'll bring the just in case,
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  just in case, I'm not doing it. I'm just kidding. But all
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  right, y'all. So, uh did you see? Yeah? Yeah,
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  thank you guys, appreciate you. Marry Christmas, See you guys before the
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  New Years obviously. Yeah, see you guys on New Year's next, next
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  week, fucking the week from now for do you know you've done? You've
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  done this? Hold are you? Sunday is the thirty first. It's literally
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  so it next Sunday. Everything. It's always a wuck you bitch ilude.
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  For the last thirty five years, you've been a lot of things have been
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  happening in my life, your stupid asshole. I'll see you guys later,
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  all right. I love you guys.