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Trudeau's Military Men's Room Tampon Trouble · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Speaker 1: So from where I'm standing, it looks like Trudeau's Canada
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  Speaker 1: has now just become indistinguishable from satire. But it's real.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the headline, Canadian military ordered hate crime investigation into
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  Speaker 1: vandalism of tampon dispensers in men's bathrooms at military bases.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see what I mean? Because you've got the
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  Speaker 1: foundational lunacy of tampon dispensers in men's bathrooms at military bases,
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  Speaker 1: and then you add on the lunacy of then there
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  Speaker 1: being a hate crime investigation. Yes, this, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: is Trudeau's Canada. Perhaps we should call him tampon Trudeau.
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  Speaker 1: So Canadian military officials directed the Canadian Armed Forces Hate
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  Speaker 1: Crimes and Extremism Units to investigate reports that soldiers had
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  Speaker 1: been vandalizing feminine hygiene product dispensers installed in mail restrooms. However,
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  Speaker 1: the investigation units declined the requests, citing a lack of evidence.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just going to go out on a limb
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  Speaker 1: here and suggest that perhaps the soldiers don't actually like this.
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  Speaker 1: Woke shit says that documents obtained by True North show
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  Speaker 1: that military superiors were frantically trying to determine the reason
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  Speaker 1: for the disappearance of tampons and pads. Tampons and pads
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  Speaker 1: that were placed in mail washrooms. So you've got military
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  Speaker 1: superiors frantically trying to determine the reason for the disappearance
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  Speaker 1: of tampons and pads that were in mail washrooms, frantically
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  Speaker 1: trying to determine the reason. And they were so concerned
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  Speaker 1: that they wanted a hate crime investigation. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I can't help but think that perhaps this is a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a misallocation of their resources. Considering an embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: gear shortage, as Canadian troops in Latvia buying their own helmets,
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  Speaker 1: They've also been purchasing rain gear and equipment belts. This
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  Speaker 1: is from June ninth, twenty twenty three. Slightly more pressing
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  Speaker 1: than tampons in men's bathrooms, I would say, And for
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  Speaker 1: some reason there's stories like this, the Canadian Armed Forces
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  Speaker 1: is over fifteen thousand people short of their target for recruitment. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense. I mean, they've got tampons
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  Speaker 1: in the male washrooms now, tampons and pads. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's why men joined the military. For the three tampons
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  Speaker 1: and pads, but anyway, The controversy erupted in December twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty three following a directive from guests who Prime Minister
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  Speaker 1: Justin Trudeau's liberal government, which mandated that military bases provide
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  Speaker 1: reproductive products in men's washrooms as part of a broader
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  Speaker 1: inclusivity initiative. Because apparently the only thing that matters in
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  Speaker 1: Trudeau's Canada is that everything's insane. Anyway, the National Investigation
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  Speaker 1: Service and these specialized Hate Crimes, Extremism, Drugs and Gang
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  Speaker 1: Enforcement Unit turned down the request to investigate. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why, maybe because it's just all too embarrassing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: get this. Initially, it was believed that the tampons vanishing
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  Speaker 1: from men's washrooms were disappearing as a result of hi demand,
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  Speaker 1: high demand. All those male soldiers were going through those
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  Speaker 1: tampons and pads like nothing. Let's see bases identified the
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  Speaker 1: source of the issue vandalism and soldiers discarding the tampons
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  Speaker 1: in the trash. So probably some of them were taken
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  Speaker 1: them for their girlfriends and wives probably as well, but
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  Speaker 1: seems like they were throwing most of them away. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I can help but think that maybe this all could
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  Speaker 1: have been avoided if Trudeau didn't try to make every
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  Speaker 1: single institution in the country do stupid, insane, counterproductive, woke nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: And the sooner that he's voted out and can no
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  Speaker 1: longer do that woke nonsense, the better. Anyway, that's all
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