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Ep. 140 - April Fool's Day (1986) · Frightmares

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  Speaker 1: I will come over there and will smith your ass
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  Speaker 1: if you don't stop it.
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  Speaker 2: How dare you? I will Chris rock your wife?
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know?
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: What are you doing to yourself?
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make fun of my hair?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? All right then, jeez, I wish this was something
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  Speaker 1: more exciting than a soda, but it is not delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, it's an exciting soda.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Coca Cola Starlight Limited Edition.
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  Speaker 2: For that sponsorship, Space Flavored, we exclusively drink you, or
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  Speaker 2: we're willing to for money.
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  Speaker 1: That sounded that sounded extremely inappropriate. We will drink you Coke,
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  Speaker 1: we will drink get in that all up in.
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: That I'm trying to ship.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Because that's what people want to hear. Slurping in their freshing.
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  Speaker 2: You're ruining my advertisement.
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  Speaker 1: You know, no one wants to hear that. It's like
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  Speaker 1: people on TikTok when they do, like when they're making
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: food and then eating in and there's smack their wet lips. Like,
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: nobody wants to see you chew fucking food, especially if
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  Speaker 1: you chew like that. Anyways, Yeah, I still still can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that whole we got to talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a shit because everybody's talking everyone to
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  Speaker 2: make sure we're not missing out on the party.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta talk about it because it was literally everywhere. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't you know, we don't. We don't watch the Oscars.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about the Oscars. Like it's hard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't know. Awards for movies are stupid. People
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  Speaker 1: always get snubbed. That shouldn't what.
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  Speaker 2: But the best winner of the Best Film was good.
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  Speaker 2: It was Coda was that film with the the entirely
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  Speaker 2: deaf cast. The whole movie was signed, so that was
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  Speaker 2: at least something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, they do have their moments, but typically
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  Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, I don't, I just don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Awards for movies are dumb. I'm just gonna throw that
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  Speaker 1: out there. But yeah, I was literally everywhere the next
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  Speaker 1: When was that Sunday? Yeah, yeah, I woke up Monday
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  Speaker 1: to seven hundred memes. I think Will actually sent us
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  Speaker 1: over the video the night of.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't notice that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he may have. I think he did, But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: memes everywhere the video everywhere. I don't know if they
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if the swear words were aired because
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  Speaker 1: you know, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: They were because they didn't know it was unscripted, so
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  Speaker 2: they didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Rogers like Will Smith just slapped the shit out
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  Speaker 1: of me, and then Wilson will Smith is like, keep
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  Speaker 1: my wife's name out of your fucking mouth twice. So
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  Speaker 1: sure they got fine for that shit. But I will
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  Speaker 1: say I am I'm with will Smith but also against
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  Speaker 1: him at the same time, because I'm you know, talk shit,
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  Speaker 1: get hit. But there's also a place for that. That
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  Speaker 1: was not the place to do that at like on
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  Speaker 1: live TV. So maybe somewhere else.
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  Speaker 2: Would have been good to talk to him about it
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  Speaker 2: later say hey, I did not appreciate that. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: we've also come to find that people have decided that
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  Speaker 2: the only way to handle situations is for the public
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  Speaker 2: to see. Like I mean, I've noticed a huge trend
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  Speaker 2: in social media and just in general where people can't
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  Speaker 2: talk about things privately, like airing a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: like Kanye West, Sir, you don't need to air that
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  Speaker 2: much of your personal feelings about your ex wife and
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  Speaker 2: her boyfriend all over the interranet. Yeah, maybe keep that,
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  Speaker 2: maybe keep some of that to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, the joke about Jada the Pinkett Smith
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  Speaker 1: or Pinkett Smith was pretty rough because she is alopecia
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  Speaker 1: and she, you know, making it making a g I
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  Speaker 1: Jane reference is pretty uh, pretty fucked up. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was kind of bad on both their parts. That
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  Speaker 1: was a that was a very ill timed joke, especially
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  Speaker 1: because I heard she had just stopped wearing just stopped
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  Speaker 1: wearing wigs and was like embracing the no hair. And
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  Speaker 1: then he comes out with that and apparently it's made
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  Speaker 1: fun of her before for this, and you're just like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you've done it twice, a first time without you
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  Speaker 1: because I didn't know she had alopecia, So one joke
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  Speaker 1: without knowing, Okay, my bad likes, but this is the
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  Speaker 1: second time, like fucking what are you doing? So pretty
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  Speaker 1: much Yeah, but uh yeah, I again talk she had
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  Speaker 1: get hit, but there's a time and a place for that.
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  Speaker 1: She did just straight up bitch slapped him. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: punch him. It is an open handed slap.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, he's lucky. Yeah, he's lucky he didn't get punched.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, some some people are thinking it's a whole
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  Speaker 1: stunt because well, some people were thinking it's a stunt
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  Speaker 1: because there's been a decline and people watching like you know,
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  Speaker 1: like award ceremonies for things. So they were thinking, I
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  Speaker 1: get viewers. I don't know, some people are thinking it's fake.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it was fake. That was a pretty
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  Speaker 1: fucking solid hit to the face. Yeah, you definitely heard that,
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  Speaker 1: So that that definitely happened, and that was something that
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  Speaker 1: will live on. The slap heard around the world is
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  Speaker 1: what I'm calling it, because that will never go away
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  Speaker 1: at this point pretty much. So Yeah, and on that note,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to episode one and forty. I'm your host, Austin Proctor,
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: and that is your other host, Gabrielle Proctor. Hello, too
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  Speaker 1: many proctors, too many cooks. Today we're talking about April
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  Speaker 1: Fool's Day, which is very It's perfectly time because this
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  Speaker 1: episode will drop on April first, So what better movie
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  Speaker 1: to review in April Fool's Day? You had never seen this? Correct?
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  Speaker 2: That's correct? Well, though I did apparently note the majority
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  Speaker 2: of the cast.
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  Speaker 1: It does have a very solid cast. Yes, it is
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  Speaker 1: people you would not think that are in that, like
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  Speaker 1: Tom Wilson Biff in the Back to the Future movies,
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  Speaker 1: and I totally you've heard of this if you've heard
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  Speaker 1: of those, But I totally forgot he was in that
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  Speaker 1: until we started watching and I was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, he's in this movie. So we'll get to
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  Speaker 1: that in a second. We've got some things and some
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  Speaker 1: stuff to discuss right off the bat first and foremost,
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: I guess we should talk about something that's not horror
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  Speaker 1: related again, but I don't care because it's super fun
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  Speaker 1: and me and you have been playing the ever loving
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  Speaker 1: shit out of it. But it's like a sci fi
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  Speaker 1: fantasy kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, certainly fantasy.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about Tiny Tina's Wonderlands. If you are a fan
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  Speaker 1: of Borderlands, you probably heard of this. But it is
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  Speaker 1: a super fun game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is it it it's not like Borderland.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the whole base game is set up like Borderlands,
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  Speaker 2: like with how the weapons are used in the controller
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  Speaker 2: and the gameplay in general, and obviously the design, but
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  Speaker 2: it's more of a it's themed around Tiny Tina is
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  Speaker 2: running a tabletop game, so like she's talking you through
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  Speaker 2: your quests and your storylines and all that, and you
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  Speaker 2: get to do your own character sheet like you do
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  Speaker 2: you would for D and D and they've incorporated like
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  Speaker 2: dice into the game. But it's still super funny because
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  Speaker 2: like there are guns in the game, even though there
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  Speaker 2: are no guns in D and D because Tina's making
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  Speaker 2: it and Tina likes guns and explosives.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the whole, the whole Can you use something
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  Speaker 1: besides c Forge's like how about Fantasy for like.
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  Speaker 2: That was pretty much that was So it's super fun
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  Speaker 2: game though, really entertaining and like a killer cast. There's
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  Speaker 2: like the three main cast members are Will Arnett, Andy
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  Speaker 2: Samberg and.
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  Speaker 1: Why did comedian?
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  Speaker 2: Why her name? Just got her name? It like gets
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  Speaker 2: right there there you go. Yeah, so like three solid comedians.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently Mark Hamill has uh has a role. If someone
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  Speaker 1: said that in the Borderlands group or the Tiny Tino's
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  Speaker 1: Wonderlands group.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have to look. They don't always list the whole
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  Speaker 2: cast right away. Uh. But yeah, so pretty solid main
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  Speaker 2: voice cast, which is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which they've always had good voice cast, But seriously,
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  Speaker 1: in this one, I was like, Okay, I recognized.
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  Speaker 2: Those are A and B list stars there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I recognize what's her face right off the bat?
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  Speaker 1: Who's Will Arenette?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: That's Will Aren't? Why did I was thinking of someone
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  Speaker 1: totally different. Well, he's got like a seriously deep voice
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  Speaker 1: in this game.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, he does that all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the brother's sister couple from Blades of Glory.
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: No, I know exactly who he is. I for some
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  Speaker 2: know about my love for Blades of Glory.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking of someone totally different.
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  Speaker 2: Weird attachment to that film.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wand of Sykes, Yeah, want of Sikes, Andy Samberg.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny there's they're so far down on the
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  Speaker 1: billing and there they used to be upfront.
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  Speaker 2: But keep in mind, as long as the longer it's out,
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  Speaker 2: the more cast will get listed. Like true, Bridgerton came
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  Speaker 2: out on the same day. Half the cast. It was
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  Speaker 2: just the like main five actors or something was listed
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  Speaker 2: in the cast.
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  Speaker 1: Like I knew you were going to bring that up.
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  Speaker 1: I knew it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying they came out on the same day.
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  Speaker 2: And I also couldn't find who's in the cast for
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  Speaker 2: up till now, Like some of the main cast members
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  Speaker 2: you know would be in the episodes weren't even listed.
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  Speaker 1: Why is that?
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I come to you for these things. You should know this.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's what I don't understand, because like movies and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: except for like surprise cast members. Most of the cast
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  Speaker 2: is already up, so I don't.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Know they're on a whole other thing there. So yeah,
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: that's a super fun game. We've been playing the shit
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  Speaker 1: out of and we will continue to play the shit
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  Speaker 1: out of. So if you didn't know that that was
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  Speaker 1: a thing or out, go check it out because it's there.
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  Speaker 2: We got the like Borderlands, it looks like it has
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  Speaker 2: a lot of replayability, lots to find, lots to disc ever,
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  Speaker 2: and more classes.
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  Speaker 1: Sixth classes as opposed to four.
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  Speaker 2: And you can mix and match your character classes. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: super fun. We should probably stop getting into specifics.
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  Speaker 1: Though that's fair. That's just something I wanted to mention
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  Speaker 1: because it's super fun to play. And Happy birthday. Very yeah,
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  Speaker 1: happy birthday to me, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't happy birthday to you. I'm saying happy birthday
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  Speaker 2: to you because I got it for you as a president.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for my birthday president. Yay. All right, We
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  Speaker 1: got some other things to talk about here, one being
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: that that's a sentence. One of them being the fact
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  Speaker 1: that it's been all over Facebook today and yesterday. There
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: is apparently an IT prequel series in the works at
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  Speaker 1: HBO Max. Now, we were kind of teased with like
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  Speaker 1: a movie because I remember the director Andy Machette you
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  Speaker 1: mentioned wanting to do a prequel movie, which I'm on
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  Speaker 1: board for. You know, everyone's like, why do we need
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: a prequel? Okay, we don't need a prequel, but it
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  Speaker 1: would be cool to go into penny Wise's past before
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: he was penny Wise, because obviously there's a story there
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  Speaker 1: how he became a turtle. Huh a story? Can you
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: can you stop whispering a gay hair?
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  Speaker 2: You a story with the space turtle?
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Speaking of like a level volume, ma'am, yes, I want
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  Speaker 1: the space Turtle. God, damn it. We've had three iterations
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: of this movie. Iteration's nice. Uh, We've had three, you know,
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  Speaker 1: tellings of this of the novel. I want the fucking
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: space turtle. Cowards, just do it already, man.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: I think the smart thing to do would be to
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  Speaker 2: h they'll probably end up instead of doing that, they
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  Speaker 2: will more focus on the times prior to the kids,
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: prior to the Losers Club, Like what was the name
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: of the uh was the shack that was in the
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: middle of the woods that all the officers.
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  Speaker 1: Went to the shack in the middle of the wood.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and were the kids hung out No in the past,
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  Speaker 2: I said, before the Loser's Club, Okay, because Dick Hallerin
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  Speaker 2: was the cook there.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Black Raven, the Black Crow something.
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  Speaker 2: It was something like that, right, Yes, So I think
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  Speaker 2: they'll focus on stuff like that, like those stories that
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: came up about what happened prior to that would be
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  Speaker 2: a really smart idea.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is saying in this little article here that
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  Speaker 1: based on the film franchise, it's called Welcome to so far,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: it's being called Welcome to Dairy. When children begin to
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: disappear in the town of Dairy, Maine. A group of
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: kids are face, oh is, faced with their biggest fears
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  Speaker 1: when they square off against the murdering clown name Pennywise.
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  Speaker 1: The prequel leads up to so the prequel, which is
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  Speaker 1: this supposed thing, leads up to the events of the
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: twenty seventeen movie, the first one, you know, the chapter one.
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  Speaker 2: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: So, I mean that could be cool. They have to
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  Speaker 1: do it the right way. I also wasn't expecting. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't expecting a show like I figured you can get
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  Speaker 1: that done with like a two hour movie, but a
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: show probably going to be at least five or six episodes,
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  Speaker 1: I would assume, unless they're going to do like there's
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  Speaker 1: like a four part small mini series, you know, anywhere
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  Speaker 1: from thirty minutes to an hour a piece. So I
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  Speaker 1: hope it just doesn't get watered down and they don't
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  Speaker 1: like try to stretch it over too much time, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why I said doing going into those specific
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  Speaker 2: instances where there had been like mass casualties in dairy
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  Speaker 2: that all happened to coincide with when penny Wise would
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: have been active, those would be like you could tell
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  Speaker 2: them in it in a sort of anthology way where
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: you focus on a different thing each episode.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and because you get a small little see and
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: this is what I don't know about the can think
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  Speaker 1: of this chapter two when she was like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: my fadder joined the circus or whatever, and it shows
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  Speaker 1: a picture of penny Wise without makeup on. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember how how was it in the book
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  Speaker 1: the space Turtle created him or some shit or I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember what.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's the deadlights, see, So that's what I'm wondering.
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  Speaker 2: Just a space being and the space Turtle is a
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  Speaker 2: different space being. It's really weird.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, I'm gonna say, cocaine is the hell of a drug. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I assume they're probably gonna do something a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more realistic because if they if you know, they talked
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  Speaker 1: about his father joining the circus, I'm assuming that that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a thing, and then they're gonna go into
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: some weird shit about how he became this like interdimensional
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  Speaker 1: being or whatever that eats children because he I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: there's so many possibilities. I just I know we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna get the Space Turtle if we do, kudos because
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting for that forever and now, just do it,
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  Speaker 1: Just do it? Would you say, you cowards?
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I just I just hope. I mean it's
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: HBO Max too, and Warner Brothers because I'm pretty sure
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Warner Brothers owns the rights to like the IT franchise,
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  Speaker 1: so I mean, you know, and HBO Max is also
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: doing the Evil Dead's Evil Dead rye Dead Rise right
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  Speaker 1: not thing. Yes, So I mean they're definitely popping out
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: some good stuff and HBO Max is a great platform,
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  Speaker 1: so I have faith in them. I just again, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want them to water it down, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: want it to just be like, Okay, this could have
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: been done in a movie as opposed to a miniseries.
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  Speaker 1: So no more info on that. Obviously, keep you updated
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  Speaker 1: whenever we know it's coming out. But speaking of Evil
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Dead rise, we the thing yesterday I showed you about
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  Speaker 1: Bruce Campbell and his possible well his cameo in Multiverse
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: of Madness. He just doesn't know if it made the
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: cut because apparently this movie has been extensively reshot and
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: he said, I had a cameo. It was awesome. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't know if it made it through the you know,
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  Speaker 1: the cutting room floor.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: So Sam Raimi likes to keep his boy in his films.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean they've been working with each other
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: ever since Evil Dead back in nineteen eighty, so it's like, yeah,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: because he was in all the Spider Man movies, his
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: little cameos. So now begs a question if he's going
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: to be in there, what's the cameo going to be?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Because it's a mo so the options are unlimited, well
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  Speaker 1: limited to what he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: Did say, he did say it was gonna be a
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: beloved character that's been around for many years. So obviously
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be Autolicus from Zena. Wow, because I personally
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  Speaker 2: love him in that show.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, there's a thief.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, he's a master thief. All he does is
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: steal stuff. And one time he gets possessed by Zena
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: and that's the first time Xena and Gabrielle kiss, but
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: it doesn't count because she kiss Brews camera.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Do you kiss another woman?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Because they're definitely definitely Lesbia.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, we'll talking about you because you said Gabrielle.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: It wasn't me O'Connor in the role of Gabrielle the Bard.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: How many episodes are that was he in?
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Honestly, which is surprising him and Ted Raimi. I thought
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: weren't more episodes of the show than they were, but
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: they weren't. Surprisingly few. I think he's only in like.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Ten and there's like, what one hundred episodes check?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: But yeah, Like it's one of those things where you
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: consider that person a regular because you're used to seeing
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: them all the time in the show, and then you
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: go and look up the number and you're like, oh,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: that's actually a that's a small number. That's like it's like,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Frank one hundred and thirty four episodes. Uh, Ted Raimi
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: is only in forty three of them.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Oh that's that's like almost half.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: But u oh yeah, Bruce Campbell's only in nine episodes nine.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're spot on with that. By the way, Evil
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Dead was nineteen eighty one. I'm stupid. So they've been
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: working together for forty one years at this point, and
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: it's obviously going to be his role from Xeno or
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: his role from Vampire Sun or Son what is it
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Sun Vampires Sun Treat and Sundown and Retreat or whatever
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: the one that we reviewed with him. It's gonna be
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: that character.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a town in Retreat. I don't know that. Yes,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: he's gonna be that weird Van Helson character.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I took Bubba Ho tep that's what you want. Hold
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: on Vampire Son Sundown and I fucking have it right
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: behind me. Where are you? Son of a Bitch?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Which is funny because one of the actors in the
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: movie we're talking about it's also in.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: This Son the Vampire in Retreat. Jesus, there we go.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Well, who fucking told him to make it such a
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: weird name? Like the way it's phrased, It is just
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: so like difficult.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: To remember such a ridiculous name.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Also, it sounds like the town that dreaded Sundown, so
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: you're like, that's not right.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Right, the town that vampires dreaded. It's Sun Retreat Down.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: We know it's most likely gonna be Ash you know,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: that's a beloved character that's been around for ages.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Or he's playing himself, or he's.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Gonna be just playing himself from My Name is Bruce.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: He's just himself like jokes on you guys, the beloved
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: character is.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Me me, or he'll come back as the announcer from
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Spider Man.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: The options are like literally unlimited. Uh So, I'm super
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: excited to see if it actually does make the cut.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it will because I know Raymie likes you know,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: he does have control over I know it's a studio thing,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: but I'm assuming he has some pretty good control over
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: what makes it and what doesn't. But yeah, that should
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: be very exciting because, like I said, it's the multiverse.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: We know Sam Raimi is gonna be bringing some horror
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: elements into that movie, which is why I'm super stoked
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: for it. I mean, the trailer alone looks crazy. There's
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of stuff introduced. So I'm really
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: hoping that the I'm really hoping that that cameo comes
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: through because Bruce Campbell's the fucking man, so yeah, he
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: is just saying and speaking of Multiverse of Madness, I
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: don't know when tickets go on sale, but they usually
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: announced that shit for MCU movies because you know, they
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: sell out so quick. But that movie is coming Uh
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: stop at AMC. Goddamn it, AMC, what are you doing.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: It's coming out May twenty or May sixth Oh my god,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: that's like that's like almost like less than a month away.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: It's like six weeks away. I'm not ready for the
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Did you know apparently that the Multiverse of Madness is
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: supposed to be come before Spider Man?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes no sense. Well, that's the thing. They'll
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: move these movies around all the time. And since they
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: said there was extensive reshoots, then that means they could
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: have totally reworked it.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Uh oh true.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to factor in the fact that they were.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Orders, well that it doesn't make sense to me because
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: really the Multiverse really started in that you know.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: That we know of, but we don't have full scope
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: on that how that started. All we know is that
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: in Spider Man they we were introduced to it. That
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: doesn't mean that's the catalyst, because it was also speculated
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: that Wanda was the catalyst.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: We don't know that's true. And then the whole thing
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: and Loki as well, exactly specifically. I guess that's fair. Nonetheless,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: so that's going to be something exciting that's coming out soon.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Something else that's coming out soon that is actually horror.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I saw in the amc app that fire Starter. Their
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: tickets aren't on sale yet, but it's opening May thirteenth,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: so that's super cool. So I had the I hit
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: the reminder on that one because obviously I'm ready to
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: see that. I'm excited to see what they do. I
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: told you today I was as long as they because
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: like I love the original. I think they did a
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: very good job at keeping it true to the book.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I just want them to update it and modernize it
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: a little bit more or because, like you said, when
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Andy uses his power and he has to like hold
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: his head and that music goes, it is a little silly,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: but it's like that's all they were working with back
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: in back in the eighties.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: So we already talked about The biggest fear for this
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: film is because you know, this is my favorite Stephen
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: King book, hands down. Is it Firestarter? Absolutely? I love
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: The Stand the TV show. I like the book, but
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I like the show better.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, I thought because I thought it was the Stand.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: No fire Starter.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yes for books, fire Starter ada? Yeah, uh, fire Starter
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: the book is my favorite book. I love the story.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I love that it takes something that like happened and
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: puts this supernatural twist to it. Absolutely love it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: It's a good plus.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: It's the only one that doesn't include some sort of
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: weird creepy.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Sex thing or weird description of nipples. Yeah, fucking king good.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: And I love the whole relationship between like the father
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: and daughter and really that they care about each other
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: and that's it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: And but my biggest fear I told you is like
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I like the original film, but I'm so scared because
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: the guy who wrote Halloween killed Oh yeah, I wrote
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: this movie, and I swear to God I'll find his
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: house and fire started to the ground.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's really kind of disheartening to know that
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: someone with good source material like Halloween kills you know,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: like they've the source material is there. You can pull
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: from a lot of different places and make a good
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Halloween movie. I mean, David Gordon Green did it. I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: don't know if he wrote the first one. I can't
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: remember if he did, but it was done in twenty eighteen.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: It like, you know, like breathed air, breathed fresh air
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: into a kind of a stale genre because there's so
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: many Halloween movies, especially because people didn't like a lot
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: of people didn't like rob Zombies. So you know, you've
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: got great source material because it's Stephen fucking King. So
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: don't just don't mess it up. Like that's all I
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: have to say, Please, please do it justice for the
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: love of God.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm a little worried because in the trailer there
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: was like some weird moments where she said liar liar,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: pants on fire.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh God, that's given me two thousand's
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: horror movie vibes where they couldn't resist saying stupid shit
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: like that, and then the whole bit where she's like
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: it's kind of bad, but I kind of like it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: I realized there was this bit in with Charlie where
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: she like she liked her powers but she was so
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: like traumatized by them. But they're gonna make it really weird.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: They're gonna get weird.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: They're gonna make it really dark when she is like,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I like inflicting pain and you're like, yeah, that was
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: not in the book.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not the thing she enjoyed, like part of
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: her was okay with it, but hurting people. But she
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: only ever hurt people she perceived as bad. And remember
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: she's a child, so her perception of bad is still
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: pretty skewed, and she's trying to mature faster to like
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: cope with the fact that she's got these abilities that
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: she can't always control.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Isn't she like twelve or something like that, like eleven
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: or twelve?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Not that old in the Really it's like I think
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: she's like nine or something. She's she's young.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: She's really young. Yeah, So I don't know, I've got
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: At the age where she'd still be super gullible.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm you know, I know that the chick. Who's
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: the chick that's doing that? I can't remember. Not gonna
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: top Drew Barrymore, I don't think. But I am excited.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to see zach Efron honestly, because he's kind
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: of like, you know, uh r, maturing. Well, he's like
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Robert Pattinson, you know what I mean. He you know,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: he had that star with High School Musical and all
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: that shit and all that all that silly Disney stuff.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: But I know he's done, you know, he's he's just
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: like Robert Patinson. He's matured, he's done more serious things.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: So I'm excited to see him. Let's see. The girl
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: is what's her name, Ryan Kira Armstrong, who has been
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: in oh she was an American Gods. Oh no, that's
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: American horror story. Just kidding.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, she's really young. I mean she's only has
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: eighteen credits, all of which seemed to be oh shit,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: she was in it chapter two.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the little girl with the birthmark on our
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: face we talking about. Okay, yeah, so she's twelve right now.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know how she'll well, she has been filming,
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: but obviously eleven twelve. Drew Barrymore was nine when Fire
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: started came out, so they aged.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Her up a bit.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Fortunately, they didn't do what they did to the characters
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: and the Giver where they made them from twelve year
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: olds to eighteen year olds, which is a whole different vibe.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's completely I think to.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Twelve is a little different, but not so different that
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: you can't work with it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Twelve year old, all you're thinking of is like soda
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and snacks. At eighteen, you're thinking about completely different things, which.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Is why they put in a weird romance.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, but.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to stay optimistic, but I think they're going
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: to do a weird thing where they take it seriously
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: in a movie way, and not seriously the way the
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: book portrays, like the intensity of the situation. So yeah,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: well just see what happens.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. It comes out, like I said,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: that's going to be out May thirteenth, so the week
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: after Multiverse of Madness, and then we also have Jordan
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Peele's Nope coming out in July and The Black Phone
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: in June as well, so we got a lot of
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: stuff coming up. I'm gonna and the same thing with Nope.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in with just moderate expectations because you know,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: get out I went in with insane expectations and then
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: us I was like, oh, that's gonna be even you
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: know it's gonna be better than Get Out, and I
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: don't know, I just haven't been really impressed. I also
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: would like to rewatch them at some point, Yes, definitely
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: need to get because I've only seen them one time
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: a piece, so I need to rewatch to get a
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: full opinion on it. But I'm excited to see Nope
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: because it you know aliens. I mean, come on, when
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: was the last time we had a good alien movie
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: like this? Not like not like alien like Covening. Yeah,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: alien Covening. That's a whole other thing. I'm talking like.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I wanted to think about it. We see so many
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: The last.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: One I can think of that was good was The
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Fourth Kind and that was awesome. That was about Aliens
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: and UFOs, and then Dark Skies was before that. So yeah,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I'm ready for a good alien movie or whatever they're
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: gonna do with it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Aliens aren't really my bag, so what really? Yeah, I
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: mean it's not that I don't like them, They're just
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: not like my thing I go to. I mean I
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: love sci fi, yeah, but alien horrors have never like.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I'll watch them, but they're not my favorite.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I like vampires, I like ghosts, have.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: You seen Alien though the original, Yes.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You have, many years ago. I've seen it before you did.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I saw that one that was one of the first
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: horror movies I saw as a kid. Remember, I went
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: over to my friend's house that was.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: From such Oh yeah, I guess you saw it before me,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: but I saw it like years ago.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he had this tiny, little Hispanic mother and
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: she and we were like, we're gonna watch it. She's like, yeah, whatever, okay,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: and then we watched Alien and Aliens back to back,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: and that was traumatized, like why did she let us
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: watch that? This port you know, terrible parenting? What the fuck?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Uh So, yeah, I saw that ages ago, that was
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like like seven or eight years old, and we talked
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: about that, like on the first episode I'm pretty sure.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: So seven or eight years old Alien, And that's when
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: you were watching Alien and I was watching Screams.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? Man?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Who was watching us?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not not my friend's mind.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: A bunch of cousins, that's who was watching me.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh so yeah, so Alien's not your thing. Well
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: that's fine. I guess it's it's not for everyone. So, yeah,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: those are movies that are coming out super excited about
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: going in with uh, just media these regular expectations. The
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: only other thing I wanted to add before we jump
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: into this movie is I did rewatch hell Raiser for
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: the third time. I know you here, like, why are
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: you doing this to yourself? I did bump it up
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: in ratings. It was out a one and a half
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: before this viewing, I bumped it up to two and
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: a half. Still don't think it's a good movie, can't
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: get into it. It Still don't think it's good, but
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I appreciate why people like it, and some elements of
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the story and the great practical effects. So two and
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: a half for me. I know people are probably just
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: shutting the podcast off at this point. I just can't
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: get into this story. I'm sorry, but I did watch
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: hell Bound hell Raiser two and that was a fucking
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: awesome movie that I gave it three and a half,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: much more enjoyable story. They go into the centobites more,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: they go like into hell It's like super cool. So
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: that one definitely has my stamp of approval. I like
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: that one much more than the first one, and i'd
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: actually like to show you the second one. You'd like
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the second one, Okay, yeah, and I'll show you the
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: first one too, just so you can get a just
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: so you can see it with new eyes. O boy
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: oh boy.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Um.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: So yeah, anything you want to add to this, ma'am?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: No, no, nope.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Just a plain and simple No, nothing you're excited for.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: No, No, we haven't talked about all that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: All right, Well let's jump into this movie. Whoever, where'd
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: it go? Yes, April Fool's Day from nineteen eighty six,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: released on March twenty eighth of that year, which is
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that's like two days ago. Wow. This is topical as fuck.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Rated R four mild sex and nudity, moderate violence and gore,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: moderate profanity, seven uses of the word fuck, fuck fuck,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: mild alcohol, drugs and smoking, and moderate frightening and intense scenes,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: says a run time of one hour and twenty nine minutes.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Listed as a horror mystery, definitely leans more into the mystery.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: For like a good forty minutes of the.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Movie, I was wondering why I thought it was gonna
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: be way more violent, and I was like, oh, this
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: is surprisingly miles on violence, and then I realized why
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: exactly that was?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So yeah, definitely leans way more into the mystery.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: You don't really get even the first kill until about
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: forty minutes in and then but then it's cool because
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: once that happened, then it slowly just starts to unwind
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: into chaos. So it's super it's a super fun movie.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: This was directed by a man named Fred Walton, who
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: has sixteen directing credits. He also did When a Stranger
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Calls from nineteen seventy nine and When a Stranger Calls
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Back from nineteen ninety three. I did not know those
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: movies had so much time in between them. I've also
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: never seen them, but I've heard fantastic things about both
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: of them, so that would be a fun double feat
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: one of these days. We got an interesting cast here.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I only wrote down four or five, but I'll let
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: you talk.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: About because weirdly enough we talked about this. I'm like, wow,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: do I know so much of this cast?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, sorry, I forgot. Written by a man named
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Danillo Bach. He only has nine writing credits and also
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: did the story for Beverly Hills Cop. That's a movie, Yes,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: composed by Charles Bernstein, who has one hundred and thirty
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: seven credits. Also did Independence Day, Kujo a Nightmare on
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: ELM Street which has a fantastic score and sound design,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: and A Deadly Friend, which is a Wes Craven joint
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: cinematography by Charles Minski, who has fifty one credits for
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: cinematography and has done things like Kazam, The Producers, You,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Me and Dupree and Mother's Day, broad range of things there.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Then we have, like I said, a really good cast
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: starring a man named Jay Bakers Harvey. He only has
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: twenty two acting credit and has done more TV than anything.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Then we have Pat Barlow as Clara. Who the fuck
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: was Clara? Clara fucking Who the fuck was that? I
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: don't even remember her.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: She didn't even have a photo. Screw Clara, Move.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: On, all right, move on. Lloyd Barry as the Ferryman,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Lloyd fucking Ferryman. He has fifty six acting credits and me, oh,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: did they do him in alphabetical order? No?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: No, I think Clara was the book nerd Oh, okay, anyways,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Lloyd Barry as Ferryman.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: He has fifty six acting credits and has played bums
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: or homeless men in six of those movies and was in.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: One episode is Supernatural apparently.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's done random things. Then we have Deborah
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Foreman as Muffy, who has sixteen acting credits and has
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: done things like A Valley Girl as Julia, or My
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Chauffeur as Casey Meadows and Sundown the Vampire and Retreat
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: to Sandy. I forgot about that, I just because I
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: hyped it up like a week ago. See how this
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: fucking podcast comes full circle. Yeah, just talking about that.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: And I was talking to you about Deborah Foreman to me,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: is wildly underrated. I've seen all of her top films. Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: but My Chauffeur, as you know, is one of my favorite,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: like eighties movies that nobody knows about. You got it
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: for me for Christmas, so Christmas.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I promptly fell asleep when we were
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: watching it because I was fucking exhausted.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: What's funny is he got me that movie. And then
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: he got me a movie called Modern Girls, which is
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: extremely difficult to find.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right there.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's the main girl.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: And then he got me a movie called Modern Girls,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: which is extremely difficult to find, but it's got the
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: lead chick from Spaceballs in it. And then also Clayton
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Roner and uh he's in Modern Girls, and he's in
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: this movie, which was even funnier because he's in a
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: movie called Just One of the Guys, which is that
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: classic girl disguises herself as a guy like Trope and movies.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: And he's in that movie with Deborah Goodrich, who is
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: also in this. Like they're they're just like a lot
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: of overlapping. I'm like, Wow, all these random eighties movies
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: that I love, and apparently all the cast showed up
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: to be in this. Yeah, I can't believe you didn't
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: mention or did I miss did not hear you say
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Tom Wilson.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Tom Wilson was like fifteenth fucking build weird, I know,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: which is weird because he's a huge part of this movie.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: So yeah, Tom Wilson, he plays Arch. You know, he's
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: fucking Biff from the Back of the Future movies.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: And I met him.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Where'd you meet him?
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: So they filmed the Larry the Cable Guy movie they
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: health Inspector and the office my mom worked at, and
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: so she got me and my brother and my dad
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: down there to kind of see them film the scene.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: And we're just like watching we come off the elevator,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Larry's walking towards us. He was very nice, like.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I've heard he's like a stand up guy.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: He like complimented my hat, which I'll tell forever. He's
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: super nice. So we go to watch go kind of
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: like see the set and we're standing there and we
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: look over and we're like that Biff and he was
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: so nice, like he's uh. He chatted with us for
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: a bit. He was explaining how the cameras worked with
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: how they were filming the scene and I guess he
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: was playing Larry's boss in the film. Super nice and
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: just talking to us about how the production works and
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: all that. He was super friendly.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: In my head, I'd be like, I don't, I don't.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: All I hear is wah wah, wah wah. I don't
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: know what you're saying.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Well at the time, I mean, he's obviously older now
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: and he was older then when I met him, because
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: you know, that was in the two thousands. So everybody's
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: talking to him and I'm just not like picking up
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: and everyone's like, we just met Biff. I'm like, that
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: was Biff.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: What How did you not know?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Because he was older, he was a little bit heavier set.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I just didn't click with me. At the time.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Also, my brother really really he hoarded his Back to
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: the Future set. I used to have to sneak it
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: out of his room to watch it.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: So yeah, and see it's it's it's funny for a
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: guy like him, because it's not like, yes, he was
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: very famous for Back to the Future and stuff like that,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: but really I can't name much else that he was in.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's done a lot of work, you know
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, I'm sure, but really he's you know,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: he's only famous for a few things. And if you
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: especially when you get older and you're you're not doing
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: big things like Back to the Future, you're doing Leer
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: the cable guy, It's like, yeah, he can. That's probably
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: why he's so nice. It's because he got probably got
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: bombarded in the eighties for who he was, but then
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: as time went on, you know, people tend to forget
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: or whatever, so he's probably just happy. That's you know,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I'd be happy to talk to anybody without you know,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: being have like a paparazzi following me all the time.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: But it's also super nice to meet someone who you've
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: only seen play like bad guys or jerks and then
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: they're just super nice in person, and it's it's nice
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: to get to meet someone and then not have a
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: horrible taste left in your mouth about meeting them, just like, uh,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: he was a terrible person.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Right, was super nice? Tom Wilson, super nice? Yeah, that
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: would be. That would be such an interesting experience, be like, I,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: you're so famous, Like, oh my god, I don't know
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: what I would've never met someone famous like that from
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: huge movies, like from huge eighty blockbuster movies, Like I
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck I would do.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: And as you know, the only two celebrities I've met
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: in person, I was a total spas in front of
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: So yeah. Yeah, that's why every time they're like, oh,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: mega con this person will be here, that personal be there,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I can't do it. Can't. Like I'm already anxious thinking
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: about the aspect of having to talk to them, Like geez,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I was standing next to my friends while they met
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Billy West. I was fine talking to him because it
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: didn't occur to me at the time who it was. Yeah,
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: until we left, and I was like, oh, right, yes,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I know, Futurama.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Yep, h see, I'd be I'd be okay with some
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: people I feel about other huge celebrities, like like Tom Wilson,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, Hi, I'm awesome, what are you doing.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: What have you been doing? Oh? You're an actor? That's right.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I forgot. I just don't know what i'd say to
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: some people seriously, But anyway, anyway, so yeah, he's in
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: this and he's awesome as always. And like I said,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I totally forgot he was in this until I saw him.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: And what's funny is that this is you know, this
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: is one year after Back to the Future, so he
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: did that huge movie and then was like, you know what,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm gonna do this movie. It's just kind
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: of it's kind of funny because usually you'd start with
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: something like this and then move on to a movie
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: like that. So I just I thought it was kind
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: of funny. This was in between Back to the Future
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: one and two, So yeah, he did this. Then, did
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: you have anybody else that you wanted to mention? Because
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: the only other person I had was Deborah Goodrich is
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: nicky who has twenty three acting credits.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: But you know, again, he wasn't just one of the
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: guys there to mention that.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, I wasn't sure if you mentioned her or not.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: This has a pretty solid budget, to be honest, and
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: it's probably why it looks so good, besides the fact
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that Shout Factory did the you know, they did the
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: four K restoration on it or two K or whatever
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: it was. But it had a five million dollar budget
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and it grows to about thirteen million total, which that's
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: pretty good for a movie from the eighties. Man, And
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I'll go on record by saying eighty six was probably
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: the best year for horror movies. Just gonna throw that
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, Yeah, there's a lot of good shit
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: that came out in eighty six. Let's see filmed at
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the Dunmore Estate in Victoria, BC, Canada. And you can
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: rent this on Amazon and Voodoo for two ninety nine
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: to three ninety nine, depending on what kind of quality
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you want, And you can also buy it for nine
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: ninety nine through twelve ninety nine, again depending on the quality.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Or you can just buy the Screen Factory Blu ray
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: for twenty five dollars on Amazon if you'd like, and
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: it'll be here in one to two days, depending on
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: your location. Boom movies that came out are on the
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: same time. We have House which is a very awesome,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: campy eighties movie. Love that one. There's actually three sequels.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I think there's House one, two, three, and four. I
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: think this. I think the House two is like the
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: second story, yeah, or something like that. Pretty in Pink, Highlander,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Police Academy three, Back in Training, Critters, the Toxic Avenger,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: and Crime Wave.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I've seen three of these, which.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Three Pretty in Pink Highlander. Yep, Critters, Yep, you haven't
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: seen Toxic Avenger.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: No, it's on my list.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: It's a good old Troma joint right there.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Oh Trauma, yeah, uh yeah, sorry. I like eighties action movie,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: so I had to watch Highlander and I adore Pretty
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: in Pink.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Fun fact, I have never seen The Highlander.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Oh man, you'd love it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. No, there can only be one. But that's
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But also they do sword fighting with sparks, which
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: they used by attaching actual like electricity to the bottom
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: end of these swords and hiding them up their sleeves
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: and letting them like bang. These swords to sparks would
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: fly everywhere. Oh oh yeah, that set was probably not safe.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: It was the eighties.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: It's fine, we've got these, uh, actors attached to live wires.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: It's fine, fuck.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: It, roll the dice. We've got insurance. Uh and fun
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: fact A Crime Wave is a movie that was directed
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: by none, none other than Sam the Man Raymie.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: So nice. Yeah, it's like, wait, is that the one
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: with the weird killer cop thing?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Oh I think I did see that.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: A pair of whacked out cartoon like exterminator hitman they
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: killed the owner of a burglar.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Oh No, that I didn't.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's uh, it's got a uh it
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: is it. It's got a five point six comedy crime
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: horror definitely something I think I own, probably, but uh yeah,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: that's that's one, and dark Man's another one that we
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: need to watch good old Sam Raimi from the eighties.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Uh So, moving on any specific horror moments that you
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: can think of, there wasn't really much on screen like horror.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: But I have one thing, no, not particularly Yeah, the
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: one thing I have was towards the end of the
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: movie when the eyes through the uh through the painting
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: and then the reveal behind that that I was like,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: whoa shit, I because I had forgotten about that totally.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: So that that's mine. I thought that that was like
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: the one kind of creepy thing that was there. Same
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: thing with favorite kill, Like it's not really not really
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: a lot of on screen death's going on, and it
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: makes when you find out what happens, it kind of
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: makes you know, it makes sense. So yeah, I don't
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: really have a favorite kill either on this one.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Nothing for you either. No, did you have a favorite character?
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Ooh no, because the girls were written in such a flatway,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: there wasn't really a likable one, and all the guys
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: were in some degree or another growth.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I had to go with Kit. Oh yeah, I forgot
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: to mention Amy Steele. Amy Steele is in the who
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: plays Kit, and she was Jenny from Friday the Thirteenth
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Part two. She's just so charming and she has such
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: a nice face and I just like her. She hasn't
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: done like too much, but every time I see her
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: in a movie, I'm like, I don't know, she just
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: has a nice presence on screen.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I did think that Deborah Foreman did a good
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: job with her character. But you know, yeah, I'm also
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: partial to her anyway, because well, just like my attachment
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: to my chauffeur.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like I'm partial to, you know, Amy Steele.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Least favorite character. I don't really have one in this,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you know, like I didn't really have any of the
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: categories that we typically go through. I mean, the only
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: reason why I didn't like Chaz is because fuck that name,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: terrible man, that's such a terrible name.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I ate that name, and I like the actor, so.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the actor as well. So I didn't
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: really have someone. I guess the only person I didn't
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: like was Rob. He was kind of just a bummer.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: He was. He was so melodramatic and just like, oh
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: woe is me? Like, dude, you.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Can't see someone doesn't take themselves seriously enough and then
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: come round like that, to someone be so serious constantly
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, either he serious or he's not.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they mentioned that in the beginning of the movie,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: how he's like, you know, he can never be serious
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: and that's something needed for medical school or whatever. And
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: he was this most serious person of the bunch, so
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: it was kind of confusing. And yeah, he was just
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: kind of just just like he seemed like he was depressed.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to give him a hug. Did you
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: have a favorite line? I had one that was literally
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: right off the fucking bat.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Uh No, but when they were making jokes about Muffy's name,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I did find muffin stuff to.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Be a hilarious that's your nickname.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I was looking up his names. His name is that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: But uh, April Fools came out the same year as
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Modern Girl.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: See what I'm saying. Nineteen eighty six was a fucking
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: bang in a year for movies.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Would you know you haven't seen Modern Girl yet?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you love it so much, so it's obviously good
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: It's so ridiculous.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Um So, my favorite line was right off the bat
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: when they were on the boat and he says, hey,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: your fly is open and your host is twinkies hanging
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: out like this is just such a weird fucking thing
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to say, and it made me chuckle, And I think
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: that's it. Oh yeah, so let's do the IMDb summary.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I am dB summary, and then I'll let you take
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: it away here. So you've got nine college kids staying
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: at a friend's remote island mansion began to fall victim
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: to an unseen murderer over the April Fools Day weekend.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: But nothing is as it seems. Also funny that this takes.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: They mentioned spring break in the very beginning of the movie,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: so somehow this is also themed on spring break. So
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Boom nailed it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Uh so go ahead, okay, So okay, So nine college
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: students staying at a oh oh my god. Okay. It
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: starts with what looks like a home video being made
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: where some college students, approximately five of them, are kind
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: of just chatting with each other and talking about what
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: they'll be doing and just kind of screwing around in
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: front of the camera. But then it cuts to a
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: girl de formance and Muffy Muffy terrible name, good old
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: muff and stuff, and she is in the basement of
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: her or she's just in the a basement. You really
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: don't know where she's at. And this lady's like, all right,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: do you want me to stay? Do you need help
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: setting up? And she's like, no, I got it, I
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: got it. I'm gonna take care of it all myself.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna show my dad I can do this exactly right,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Like whatever that mean?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like okay, dragging the mann again across the floor.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like dragging a mannequin around. She's propping open
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: a window. She's kind of looking around and it's super bizarre.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: But then it cuts to the kids you were screwing
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: around filming a video and they are waiting on a
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: boardwalk for the fairy to come get them, and they're
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: screwing around and messing with each other and just you know,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: horsing around. Yeah, and so they all get on the
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: fairy where one of them, one of the girls, uh,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: makes a very bizarre decision to take off most of
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: her clothes to go sunning for the five minute fairy ride. Yeah,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: like scenting.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was kind of weird, just like Nikki Nikkia
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: just strips down to like bikinis that she was wearing,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna lay it on the sun, all right.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's doing that. One of the guys, Uh,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: what did Harvey go by? How that's the nickname? That
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: makes sense?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like Richard and Dick. The fuck's going on there?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Makes no sense?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he starts hitting on her immediately, and two
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: of the other guys, which is uh, Arch and Skip,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: keep getting into these little wrestling matches and screwing around.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: And when they start getting close to the island. Uh,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: they're playing with a switchblade for some reason because.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: You don't do that with your friends.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: No, we don't often wrestle with switchblades. We're just lok. Yeah. Uh.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Then they start like kind of whipping it back and
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: forth at each other because Arch, sorry, there are like
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: nine names and they're all short, little like.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get them confused at some point.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: So this is why I've got all of their photos
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: up so I can do this. Yeah, there was no
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: way I was going to do that, right, they all
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: have four letter names. Arch whips the blade too hard
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: at Skip. Immediately he gets stabbed in the stomach and
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: then falls into the water, and then two of the
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: other guys go in after him to try to save him.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: And then uh, he pops back up with a with
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: what looks like a fake blade attached to a strap,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: and he starts laughing because he uh, it's part of
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: an April Fols Day prank, And everyone's like, what the.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: April Fool's Day prank? Number one?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which, honestly, I have some questions about that one.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: How did you get that whole piece attached to you?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: We don't ask questions like that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrong with you that you think
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: that accidental murder is a funny joke.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: He told you.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: As soon as that happened. I'm like, these are the
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: kind of jokes that these people do, getting a different
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: group of fucking friends, or just leaving during April Fools because.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not in just off the boat just goes the
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: other way. I'm swimming back to you guys.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done, and you can ferry my ass back
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: to the car. So anyway, so they find that annoying. Well,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: one of the guys who's in the water, who works
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: with the ferryman is for some bizarre ass reasons still
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: in the water at the dock and trying to tie
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: the rope for the ferry to the dock. While the
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: ferryman continues to park the boat as normal.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: He leaves his like station manning the boat to be like, oh,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: look out, but like you just fucking move it. Move
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: the boat. What are you doing?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: And but I love that he knows the guys in
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: the water and continues to park the boat like he
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: can be like me waiting for someone to get a
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: cart out of the parking spot, but continue to drive
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: into them anyway.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see you, but I'm going to hit.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: You if you don't move so that guy gets a
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: deck to the face and has a horrifying eye disfigurement situation.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: He's bleeding and screaming and running around. Yeah, at the
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: same time, the was it deputy.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Or constable constable?
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: The constable because eighteen hundred Yeah, the constable uh comes
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: up and they barely talked to that man for a
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: whole two seconds before they the fairy man and the
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: other guy take the boat and then just haul ass
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: away and leave the constable on the dock, And You're just.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Like, what the hell? And they straight up yeat that
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: kid in there. They just like they push him into
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: the boat. Essentially he falls into the boat and then
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: they po And I'm like, you had a fairy why
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: didn't you take? What the fuck? Is such an you
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: know what? I have questions now, knowing the reveal, I
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: have questions that I have to ask you. I can't now.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want to want to give the final I.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Don't want to give the final final twist away, but
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: we can give one of them away. But yeah, I
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: have questions now that I just yes, I have questions.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I'll ask you off air anyways, continue.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: How Yeah, like how was how was that whole time?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: So anyway, then then Muffy shows up. Sorry, the only
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: other name like that I know is Buffy, and I
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: just watched all of Buffy, so I keep trying to
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: say Buffy instead of Muffy. So Muffy shows up and
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: she's just like smiling, like, hey guys, what's going on?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Well no, she's just like everything's fine, So what does
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: she going on?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: So she just started acting let me girt toward.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: So anyway, she's like, what's going on? They explain everything
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: that happens, and uh, it's super weird. But then the
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: constable is like, I need to borrow your boat because
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: they just left with mine, and she's like, all right, well,
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: I guess take the oh I just figured out Yeah okay.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: So she's like, okay, well up at the house in
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: the kitchen, but there might be a key under the
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: pillar or under one of the seat cushions in the boat.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: So he leaves. They all kind of get into the
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: house and get settled in. Oh and I should say,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: the guy that fell in the water, Skip is uh
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Muffy's cousin Skip that fell in the water.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Skip is someone else? Skip?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Skip is the guy who got stabbed in the stomach
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: and fell in the water earlier. And he's the one
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: that did the prank with Arch because he was the
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: one in the green shirt.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I wrote down the wrong person then
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: about seven different times. Oh no, that was Kit. Goddamn
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: all these fucking Skip Skip Kit fucking Chazza.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Like someone took a name generator and was like max
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: of five letters, no more. Yes, the whitest names we
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: could find. So Skip is Muffy's cousin, and they and
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: there's a brief conversation about why she's never met and
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I guess she never wanted her relatives
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: and her friends to meet or something. So they all
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: go up to the house. They're kind of settling in
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: and uh, they sit down to a dinner. Well, they're
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: kind of wandering around.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: They don't do whatever, just so we can get to the.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Don They sit down for a dinner where there's some jokes.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: There's some whoopy cushions in seats, and Arch unfortunately sits
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: in the chair with the the legs.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: That kick back, the spring legs, I don't know, yeah, like.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: The legs kick back like they're wired to kick out
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: from under him, so.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: He falls back and then the chair resets itself.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So she is just pranking the absolute shit out
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: of these people. She even gets them all to drink
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: a Champagne toast with glasses with holes in them.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, what the fuck are the hoop?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: So that was April Fool's Day joke number two the
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: whole dinner. Well, yeah, I mean, but I'm saying the time,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: the specific times they say April Fools. That's the second
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: time that the April Fools was mentioned.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then so they're kind of talking and wandering around.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Everyone's kind of flirting with everyone. Clearly the only people
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: who aren't single are Kit and Rob, but everyone else
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: is freezing bird and all those dudes are trying to
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: pone all those ladies. Yeah, except for the one bookish
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: girl whose name I think name Nan. Nobody was interested
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: in her, so sorry Muffy and her name is there's
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: so many names. Muffy and NICKI are going up to
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Nicky's room and Muffy shows her the room and she's like, oh,
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: this is a really big room. She's like, I thought
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: you might need it. Wing wing hint, hint, and she's like, okay, well,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: I know you used to have this thing with Arch,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: but like she's like, yeah, well he really only has
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: two modes, call her up and collar down. Arch to
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: pop his collar a.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Lot since I can remember, and.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Uh. But then Nikki essentially calls dibbs on Chaz, which
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Muffy's like, yeah, I have fun with that, enjoy And
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: then Arch goes into his room where there are two
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: twin beds together, or I guess they're two single beds,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: so he starts to push them together like he thinks
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: he's gonna get some action, and Chaz comes in and
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: he's like hey, and he goes, you gotta be kidding me,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: and he goes, nope, unless Muffy knows something about us
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: that we don't. And then they jokingly make out on
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: the bed.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like he's a quick hug me or
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: something like that. He said something funny. Good.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Really, this was the time in a film, that brief
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: moment where guys were comfortable enough in their own sexuality
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: to be like, Ah, we can joke around and there's
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: no problems here, it's not weird.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I actually enjoyed that they were able to
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: do that without making some sort of like, oh, like
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: you know, like something homophone. Yeah, something home I'm a phobic.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh cool, we didn't go down that path. Wow,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: this is.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Like they're just joking around. He's like oh, he's like
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: unless you know something she doesn't and he's like, oh, baby,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: come here, and then Ja kind of jumps on the
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: bed with him. It's just a lighthearted joke here.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was nothing so rare in horror movies, well
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: especially in eighties movies too, you know what I mean.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: So it's nice to see that they were able to
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: do that and just have fun with it as opposed
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to be it.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was actually really nice because you're just like,
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: uh oh okay, no, no, nothing, nothing, Okay.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: We're stopping here, all right, cool? Got it?
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, not a homophobic slur in the whole film
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Proud of You, which is unusual apparently for a lot.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Of the films we watch for the especially for the
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so, like I say, remember, like we always
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: say it's like air quote, it's okay, but it's like
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: not okay to do it was just more like I
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: guess accepted back then because no one really I don't know.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm glad that we didn't have to deal
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: with that on this one. It was just fun and lighthearted. Yep,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: good on you.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: So then I should say, well, dinner's happening. Skip is
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: not actually present. He is thinking a very large bottle
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: not meant for single consumption of alcohol.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: You said, you just said Skip was the guy that
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: got the eye.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: No, I said, he's the one that got stabbed in
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: the store.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Those the same guys.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Why Skips the cousin in the green shirt who gets
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: drunk on the comically large bottle of alcohol given. Yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: and because apparently he's upset about something involving trust funds
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: that you have no idea what the hell he's talking about.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: And so he is, uh, he goes down by the
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: docks and kind of he just wanders around for a while.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: And this is all happening while everyone's checking in the room.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: And what's bizarre is when everybody's, like I say, checking in,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: but they're getting settled into their rooms. When everybody goes
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: into their rooms, for the most part, everybody finds something
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: unusual in their rooms. So Arch finds a tube and
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: a heroin needle.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just straight up like a bag of heroin, a spoon.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is that? In the in
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: the medicine cabinet yep.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: And then who's the preppy guy who was walking around
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: in a coat and tie on vacation? Harvey hell Hal
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: finds weird newspaper clippings with articles circled about people going
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: missing or people murdered, that kind of thing. Nikki finds
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: some bdsm.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Sm whichever, that's what they said in the movie.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, snm. She finds some masks and some straps and stuff,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: and uh, some leather, and then Nan nan oh, well,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: I'll get to name insecon Kit and Rob find or
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: when they try to go turn off the lights in
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: their rooms, and Rob's upset because he had to tell
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: everyone he's not going to medical school because he's not
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: curious enough, and then he was the stodgiest person the
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: rest of the film next to Nan. They keep trying
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: to turn off the lights, but every time they turn
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: off one light, another light turns on in the room.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: And they also have a picture a painting in their
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: room with eyes behind it, but it's one of those
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: cat clocks.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, I literally sound like those are fucking
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: cat eyes. They pulled off and.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: I want one of those. Maybe one day they sell
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: them online.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Get it for me, man, you've got money.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Continue anyway, So and then Nan, who is taking a shower,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: comes out of the room and there is a recording
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: of a baby crying in the closet, and so she
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: uh takes away. She turns it off, takes the tape
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: and you can kind of see your handshaking while she's
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: holding the tape. Yeah, so you call that, Yeah, I mean,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: it wasn't that subtle.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I know, it's just you. I didn't I didn't think it.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: So Muffy is going to her room and uh, Arch
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: decides to try to scare her for a hot second,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: and uh what nothing. Arch tries to scare her for
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: a second, just going bah at her and he attempts
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: to get in on that, but she's like, had good
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: night and ducks into her room. And then this is unfortunately,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: no one seems to have cared that Skip is still
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: not there and he doesn't make it back from the pool.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: He just gets yeah, he gets goes into the poolhouse
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: and gets pulled into the dark by an unseen force.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: So the next day, the next day, they are kind
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: of hanging out. Luffy has not appeared for the day,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: but everyone else is outside. Nan is kind of reading
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: and doing homework and being.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: A nerd nerd alerte.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: I was going to do that.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was trying to back you up, you know,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I was getting there nerd nerd.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: And everyone else is playing soccer and just kicking the
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: ball around. Well, Nan, when they go back inside, they
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: see Muffy, and Muffy's like, I haven't gotten She's like,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: her hair's all frizzed down, she's hanging over the sink
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: and she's doing something really weird now, and then she
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: runs off upstairs. The second everyone comes out, Well, NaN's like, well,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: where's Muffy at because, like when we want to see
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: what she's doing for the day, And she disappears, but
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: she she sees Nan on the other side of a
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: wall where everyone else can't see because she's up on
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: a deck and everyone else is down in the yard.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: So she runs up to go look for her. And
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: that's about all that we see that happens to Nan.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: So then Rob and Kit go down to the dock.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: They are swimming, Well, he's swimming, she's not swimming. Her
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: hair is dry. I'm just wearing the world's largest shirt.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: And they decide, Uh, they're gonna bang in the.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Dockhouse boat house floor, Oh yeah, which.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Sounds like real lay down one towel that will make
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: it comfortable enough. So they're in the midst of starting
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: to do it, and uh, the behind the floorboards, they
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: see Skip's body in a boat pass underneath.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just floats on by.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: And they both see it. Scares out of both of them.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: They think it's another prank, so they go running. They
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: they can't find the boat. They don't know where he
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: went off to. They go running off back to the house.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like making jokes because they know they were totally
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: down there trying to bone Yeah, real quick, I should
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: say that Nicki and Chaz do bang in this and
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: it's the funniest sex thing I've ever seen, like sex
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: scene because it's not really a sex scene because like
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: their legs are somehow both over both of their heads
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: and arms, Like if you look at them, their heads
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: are next to each other, the blankets are covering them,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: and then it's just legs and arms and directions they
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: don't belong in.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: It's like they were eating Kama suture for dummies and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: just weren't getting it right, you know.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you're like, I can't actually imagine how your
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: genitals are making contact in the position you're in. So
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: it's extremely funny, hilarious because you're looking at her like,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: why do they look like a broken crab?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know whose legs were what, but I guess.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Like beat over their head then arms sticking out to
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: the side. So hilarious. So anyway back to this, they're like,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: what the hell, where's Skip? Has anyone seen him since yesterday?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: And everyone's like.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: No, he's just off being Skip.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, oh, he's just screwing around. They're like, no,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: he was dead. We're pretty sure. So either he's down
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: here and they and then uh Arch immediately and How
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: immediately start like speculating maybe it has to do with
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: the accident at the dock and you're like, well that's
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: a stretch, but sure, yeah sure, so How and Rob
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: and are like all the dudes go running off to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: the the doc to go see what's going on.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, but then they split off though.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: House stays with Nikki and they go back inside where
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Muffy is now dressed like a ninety year old woman.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Uh and it's super bizarre, and they're like, what's up
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: with her? And they're like, hey, we think Skip's missing
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: something happened to him. And she's like, Oh, everything's going
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: to be fine, don't worry about it. But she says
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: it really flat, like she's uh dunked out or something.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: You're just like, that's weird, all right, but they kind
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: of brush it off and then they say then they
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: they try to get water because she's like, do you
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: want tea? Like, this isn't the time, but sure.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: She has like six fucking options of t's like I
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: brought all these options. You're like, great, thank you for
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: focusing on tea.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So the water's not working, so when Kit tries it,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: so Nicky and Hal decide they're gonna go to the well.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: They go to the well, they lose the bucket, Nicki
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: falls in the well. They have to go get Lassie.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah I used to really dated joke. You're welcome anyway.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: So Hal goes down to get her and then oh shit,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: wait I skipped too far ahead. What I'm missing? A body?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: What body?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: So when the guys are down at the dock while
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: this is happening, the guys are down at the dock
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: and then they all kind of split off to go
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: search around for either the guy from the boat accident
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: or for Skip and Arch. Yeah. So then Arch is
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: off in the woods and playing a really bizarre game
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: of chicken with a snake because he just pacing back
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: and forth progressively closer to the snake, does and notice
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: the snake, but he uh gets snared in a trap
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: and then somebody shows up kicks the snake away, and
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: then that's the last we see of Arch. Uh so
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Arch uh So. When Nicki falls into the well, two
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: heads pop up next to her, Skip's head and Arch's head. Sorry,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: it was a lot to keep track of that many people,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: especially when they all actively were doing different things. And
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: then NaN's body also pops up, and we're like did.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: She Like, Okay, there's a lot of offscreen deaths. What
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: the fuck's happening?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: So weirdly enough, Nicky is fucking traumatized. But they run
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: back to the house. They're freaking out. Everyone's trying to
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: get the constable on the phone. Rob gets on the
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: phone with the constable, who tells him that he will
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: get there as soon as he can, and she he
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: gets there, he will light a flare and let everyone
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: know to come down to the dock that way and
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: just stay in a group and do not separate at all.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: And then he says something else we don't hear, and
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: which is that they should not be alone or they
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: shouldn't break off into pairs or anything, especially with Muffy,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: which makes sense because even Nicky's like, why is Muffy
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: acting insane right now? She gets upset that they're trying
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: to keep her in a keep her in the same
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: room as them, and even wanders off to her own
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: room and refuses to stay in the room with everybody else.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: So obviously this is the point in the story where
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: everybody separates despite being actively told not to do that.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: So let's see Nicki and Chaz are upstairs because she
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: wants to leave. She's like, I'm gonna go wait by
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: the dock. I don't want to be here. She is
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: now very triggered by water.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: She did say she would swim back if she had
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: to that, and I was like, really dedication.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: So she's there. He's joking around with her, kind of
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: putting on some of the masks that were left in
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: her room and just trying to cheer her up and
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: get her to calm down and whatnot, despite being swimming
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: with some body parts earlier. And so he kind of
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: flops on the bed and stays there, and then she leaves,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: and when she comes back, he's still laying there, and
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: she thinks he's screwing around because he's got his hands
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: over his crotch, so she thinks he's uh pretty much yeah,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: and turns out he's dead. And then she stands up
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: and the door slowly starts to close and someone's behind it,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: and then that's the last we see of her. And
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: then let's see, Oh, yeah, Hal's got a gun like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: you often take with you on your friend vacation.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: For fucking no reason, no reason.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: You get a gun, and then he goes to search around,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: and then that's the last we see if Hol And then, uh.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: It's just so funny. You don't see anyone actually get
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: murdered on screen. They just like and they disappear, they're gone.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Oh I should say that at the dinner, everyone had
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: their own doll sitting on their table or sitting on
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: their place setting to look really creepy, but everyone at
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: their own doll. So Nikki and Hal are playing fucking
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Scooby Doo up in the attic.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: They're wandering around to see I guess Kit and.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Rob Sorry, who did I say? You said? Hal and
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: someone holl is missing. It's Kit and Rob.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Kitt and Rob such stupid name. Kit and Rob
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: go uh upstairs to the attic and uh. They are
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: looking around to see if maybe they can see the
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: boat in the distance and generally not staying together as
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: a group, So nailing it, nail. But they turn around
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: and she notices all the dolls are there, but the
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: heads of two of the dolls are in a bowl
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: of water with the body of one of the female dolls,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: and then two a male and a female doll, are
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: bleeding on a bed. So she's like, oh shit. She
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: runs downstairs. They're searching around, they don't find anything. She
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: can't get into Nikki's room, but when Rob goes to
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: try it, the door's open. There's just a lot of blood.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: They scream, they run off. He's like, screw it, we're leaving.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Well because they see the flare too. Yeah, they do
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: actually see the flare of the constables come back.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So they're like, screw it, we're leaving, And she's
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: like well what about Muffy. He's like, now, screw that.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: She's like, forget her.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: And so Muffy so she goes to get into Muffy's room.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: She can't get the door open. Well that's because How's
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: body is hanging from the ceiling. So they go running
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: off to the dock. They get there, constables nowhere to
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: be seen, but the boat's there. No keys, bomb, bom bomb.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh shit, right, she said, because
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: it's Muffy's boat. Muffy said there were keys in the kitchen.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: So we have to go back and they don't really
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: want to, but they do. But they go in through
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: the attic, or not the attic, the basement. The one
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: that made more sense the door that was propped open
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: by Muffy, which is suspicious.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she was propping open at the beginning
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: of the movie that they go through the end. So
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like sort of cyclical circular.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: So they go in there and they're looking around. They
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: see the portrait that they had taken out of their
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: bedroom with holes in the eyes. Oh and well before that, sorry,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: when they were in the boat, they did find a
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: letter something about.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what something about. It was just Muffy
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: o'she o tool or whatever that was.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: A different character.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: But anyway, Muffy's last name, like miss so and so
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: is still missing. She's been at our facility for three years.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: And they're like, well, that's weird because she's been with
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: us at Vassar for three years, so that doesn't make
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: any sense. And then Kit recalls that when she was
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: locking all the doors, she noticed a picture of twins
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: and Muffy's father's study. And then they look at the
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: wall where they have heights measured for someone named Muffy
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: and someone named Buffy.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Fucking in the basement too. Why are you marking? Why
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: are you doing that in the basement right, So they're.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Like, well, that's really weird. And then they noticed the
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: painting with the eyes, which they remove and they find
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: the head of Muffy because they realized that the uh
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Muffy that's dressed like a nine year old woman and
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: is totally freaky is actually Buffy, her evil, psychotic twin.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: And that's not even the whole movie. There's still more
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: that we won't tell you.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: At this point, it's a fight for their lives and
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: a fight to get away from Buffy the serial killer.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Deranged killer who's killed Muffy and all of her friends.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: Yep, and that's where we're gonna leave it. This movie
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: is super.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Fun though, Oh you liked it, Yeah, of course, Oh
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I wasn't sure. I didn't know. I didn't know if
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: you liked the reveal at the end or what.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Well, considering I had said something to that effect right
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: or like a good fifteen minutes before it happened, I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: thought that was really funny because I was like, damn,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: somehow I accidentally spoiled this for myself by making wild guesses.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's true because if you see if you
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: look at their listing on IMDb as well, you know,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Deborah whatever, she's listed as Muffy Buffy, so you can
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: kind of get like a spoiler right there. But yeah,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: it's super fun, Like, you know, it's light on violence,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So it's like it's kind
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: of like it's an easy watch. It's only an hour
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: and thirty minutes. It's a lot of fun, it's silly,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: it's goofy, not a lot of blood and gore because
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: not a lot of people die on screen, but it's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: still a lot of fun. And like, how many movies
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: are there themed around April Fool's Day, this one, and
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: maybe a couple others that I don't know about, but like,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good time.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. And it looked great. Oh
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: my god. Screen Factor did a fantastic job with the
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: with their copy of it. I mean, I'm sure it
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: already looked good to begin with, but it looks fantastic
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: for a movie that's literally almost forty years old at
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: this point. Let me do some trivia real quick and
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: then we'll we'll end this because we were like read on,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: we're actually read on time here, So some trivia on this. Uh,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: like I just said. Due to the film being loud
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: on violence, it received frequent airings on late night television,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: where it gained a large cult following. At the beginning,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: uh hold on, hold on, Oh yeah, oh shit. At
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: the beginning of the film, Griffin O'Neill's Skip characters blame
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: for a prank turned accident that leaves a ferryman disfigured.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: That's not right, Yeah, that's oh, they're saying, because he
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: jumped in the water and the ferryman and another like
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: that and he was still in the water when everything.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: In a case in a bizarre case of life imitating
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: art O'Neil was indicted on manslaughter charges the following year
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: for a drug induced voting mishap that resulted in the
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: death of Francis Ford Coppola's son gian Carlo Coppola. Jesus right,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: how crazy is that shit? So that's very insane. One
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: of the three horror of movie films, Oh here we Go.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: One of the three horror films from nineteen eighty six.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: It takes place on April Fool's Day, the other being
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Killer Party and Slaughter High, which we've watched and reviewed.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: So there's the three movies that apparently take place and
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: they're all from nineteen eighty six as well, so that's
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: very odd. Producer Frank and Mancuso Junior had acted in
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: various producing capacities on four Friday the thirteenth films, which,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: like this film, were produced by Paramount Pictures. I got
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: two goofs here.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: You can't read that one?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: What? Oh yeah? Sorry?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: One goof here?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: When Buffy is standing on the dining room table. One
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: shot reveals a camera shadow in the back of her
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: shirt which you saw, yeah, which is funny. I can't
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: read that one. So we got a six six one
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: out of ten on IMDb, three one out of five.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: On Letterbox, I gave it a three five three five.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: We are ship, Okay, we agree. I like it, Yeah,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: but I do want to talk to you about that.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: In two seconds, I said three the German three. So yeah,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: that's pretty much it. Uh, don't do any stupid pranks
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: today on a for Fool's Day, and you don't need
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: to tell someone you're pregnant or any of that stuff.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: It's just silly shenanigans.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: I absolutely hate pranks.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Play play a prank on your friends, like uh oh,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: never mind, yeah, like they were doing in the beginning,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: like holes and cups and ship like that and folding chairs.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: That's funny shows, that's funny.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Shiit see. To me, pranks are just ways for people
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: to laugh at someone else's expense, and nobody likes being
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: the joke. People want to be in on the joke.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, you get in on a joke and you make
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: fun of someone or something, don't ever brank me. Okay,
• 1:17:07
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• 1:17:20
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• 1:17:23
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• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: will be back next or yeah, next week and we
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: are doing something, oh something fun. Now I know what
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: we're doing, but it's I don't want to just say
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: what we're doing next week. But me and Spencer will
• 1:17:38
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• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: So until then, stay tuned and stay spoogie