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Sofia Vergara's Reason For Divorce with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: I have a fabulous show for you today and as
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  Speaker 2: promised we have more with Chris Frangiolla, more juicy topics
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop with Brandi and Julie and surprise guests. Everything
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  Speaker 2: is at heathermcdonald.net. So, Hollywood breakup news. This just broke
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  Speaker 2: on Monday afternoon. Sofia Vergara and Joe, I call him Joey, Manginello,
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  Speaker 2: are getting divorced. And, um, you know, it was interesting
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  Speaker 2: when I first heard this news, I was kind of shocked,
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  Speaker 2: but I remember seeing articles earlier in the, or in
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  Speaker 2: the weekend that it was her birthday. It was her 51st,
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  Speaker 2: 51st birthday. She was in Italy with friends. He was
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  Speaker 2: supposed to join her something in that there was a
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  Speaker 2: post where he made something like Sophia is a weird
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  Speaker 2: sounding name or something. People were like, this is a
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  Speaker 2: weird post. I was like, well, maybe they're being weird,
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  Speaker 2: but kind of shocked to hear that they were getting divorced. But, um,
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  Speaker 2: it's interesting because people, the reaction was, you know, it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't that, it wasn't that surprising, but also it was
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  Speaker 2: when I put, I put out a video because I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I'm just, I remembered that I met Joe
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  Speaker 2: and Peter had met Sophia. So I did a little
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  Speaker 2: TikTok and a reel, please go to add Heather McDonald
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  Speaker 2: and watch it. And it was me acting serious. Like
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  Speaker 2: the reason they broke up is because I have been,
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  Speaker 2: you know, with Joe and Peter's been with Sophia and
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  Speaker 2: the four of us have been swinging or not. And
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to get ahead of the tabloids. When
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  Speaker 2: I put it out there, I said to my son, Drake,
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if a lot of the comments will give
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  Speaker 2: me hate. Like, Heather, that's really insensitive. This is a
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  Speaker 2: marriage breaking up. But I think because they don't have
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  Speaker 2: kids and because they're both equally hot, gorgeous, and successful,
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  Speaker 2: people are like, well, hey, if two equally hot, gorgeous,
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  Speaker 2: and successful people don't want to screw each other anymore,
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  Speaker 2: it's not that sad. I'll take her. I'll take him.
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  Speaker 2: And it was just kind of an interesting reaction versus
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  Speaker 2: when other people in Hollywood announce their divorces, especially if
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  Speaker 2: they have kids. But seven years is a decent amount
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  Speaker 2: of time of them getting married. Now, they had a prenup.
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  Speaker 2: She's worth, I think, something, and this is not to
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  Speaker 2: be quoted, but I want to say like $ 180 million.
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  Speaker 2: He's worth like $ 45 million. They had a prenup before. So,
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  Speaker 2: you know, there's one house I think that they were
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  Speaker 2: in the process of building in which was going to
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  Speaker 2: be like their marital home in Beverly Hills. So that
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  Speaker 2: will have to be sorted out. But one of the
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  Speaker 2: things that has been speculated is that he has become sober,
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  Speaker 2: Joe has, and Sophia just still also enjoys drinking and
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  Speaker 2: having fun. And did that play a part in their breakup,
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  Speaker 2: that they had two different lifestyle type choices that were
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  Speaker 2: no longer aligned? Close friends said no, that she was
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  Speaker 2: always very supportive of his sobriety. And so who knows
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  Speaker 2: what it could be. But I do have an idea
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  Speaker 2: of what it could be. And I do really have
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  Speaker 2: some inside juicy scoop, and this is not a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I have a friend who recently worked on a movie
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  Speaker 2: with Joe. And we were talking, and she's like, I
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  Speaker 2: knew they weren't going to last. I told my mother
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  Speaker 2: five days ago, I don't think they're going to last.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, why?
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  Speaker 2: And she said, well, you know about Bubbles? I said, no,
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  Speaker 2: what the hell is Bubbles? She said Bubbles is Joe's
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  Speaker 2: little chihuahua dog that is obsessed with him. And he
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  Speaker 2: carries it, this chihuahua, around all the time. But the
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  Speaker 2: real juicy scoop is, allegedly, Sophia bought the chihuahua for herself.
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  Speaker 2: But you know how dogs can be. They pick a primary,
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  Speaker 2: sometime a primary human, and they can be a real
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  Speaker 2: bitch to the other people in the family. I've shared
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  Speaker 2: my story of Raven, a.k.a. Rachel. Well, now it is
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  Speaker 2: Rachel because Raquel from Spanner Pump has now officially gone
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  Speaker 2: back to her name as Rachel. So we're going to
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  Speaker 2: call her Rachel. But Rachel, Raven, Rachel has attached herself
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  Speaker 2: to my husband. She wants to be always next to him,
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  Speaker 2: get in our bed, be with him. But if he's
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  Speaker 2: not around, she'll be down for going for a walk
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  Speaker 2: with me. But she's obsessed with him. Well, this dog
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  Speaker 2: goes a little bit further. This little Bubbles Chihuahua, apparently
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  Speaker 2: even when Sophia ever tried to get mirrored or take
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  Speaker 2: a cute photo, it would literally bite her, bite her. Now,
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  Speaker 2: did he think, should I give the dog back to
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  Speaker 2: Lisa Vanderpump or wherever they got it or Vanderpump dogs
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  Speaker 2: or Tariq? God, no. No, he decided to keep the dog.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing one time we were also talking about
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  Speaker 2: was that they're one of those couples that when they
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  Speaker 2: weren't together and one person was on set, they would
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  Speaker 2: FaceTime each other. And my friend and I were like,
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  Speaker 2: is that something that like a little bit younger people do?
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  Speaker 2: Though Sophia and Joe aren't much younger than us. I
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  Speaker 2: don't really like FaceTiming. I know a lot of people do.
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  Speaker 2: I know Gen Zers absolutely love it. And I know
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  Speaker 2: that with certain people, I think a lot of people,
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  Speaker 2: when they're together and one person is traveling, I think
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  Speaker 2: the reason they like to FaceTime is to make sure
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  Speaker 2: that no other person is with them. They want to
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  Speaker 2: make sure that they're in their hotel room alone. And
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  Speaker 2: so they're like, FaceTime me, FaceTime me, let me see
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  Speaker 2: your room. Let me see. I remember even Lala saying
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  Speaker 2: that with Randall. She was like, why aren't you showing
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  Speaker 2: me your room like you always do? Like what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: So I think there could be a little bit of that.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, not that there's any cheating, but that they're
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  Speaker 2: one of those couples that would do the FaceTiming. So
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  Speaker 2: there was just a little bit of that going on,
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  Speaker 2: but it's really Bubbles. I think Bubbles is really the
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  Speaker 2: other woman, person, human, whatever, that might be the one
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  Speaker 2: to blame. I'm sure they'll both be fun, also be great.
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  Speaker 2: I also want to say some other prediction. I believe
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  Speaker 2: that Sophia, at 51, has a whole other life ahead
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  Speaker 2: of her. And I think she, being a hot 51-year-old,
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  Speaker 2: who's successful as luck to offer, I think she's looking
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  Speaker 2: over at Lauren Sanchez, who's with Jeff Bezos, and thinking,
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  Speaker 2: you know what? I think I could... I think there's
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  Speaker 2: more for me. And this, this love that was hot
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  Speaker 2: as he is, you know, they live different lives. They
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  Speaker 2: don't have kids. They, you know, if it's, if it's dead,
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  Speaker 2: it's dead. But the next step is I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: go for the next level. Like I want that yacht.
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  Speaker 2: I want that plane. I want the whole, I want
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  Speaker 2: more than, than what I have. And I want to
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  Speaker 2: experience the Lauren Sanchez life. That's my opinion. Okay, but
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  Speaker 2: wishing them both well, and whoever gets either one of
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  Speaker 2: them next, I think we'll be very lucky. It continues
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  Speaker 2: with Kim and Corey. As I mentioned before, there were
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  Speaker 2: these body cam videos from the police officers that was
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  Speaker 2: basically acting like a marriage therapist to both of them,
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  Speaker 2: hearing each of them say how awful the other. Kim
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  Speaker 2: says Corey needs to get a job. Corey says she
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  Speaker 2: spent everything. She's gambling day and night. She's a narcissist.
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  Speaker 2: She has Probably has some alcohol issue, has childhood trauma,
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  Speaker 2: all this stuff. Well, the financial trauma is what's really happening. Now,
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  Speaker 2: they stopped the divorce proceedings and they're back together. They
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  Speaker 2: never left the home because they have no other place
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  Speaker 2: to live and they can't afford it. But, okay, so
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  Speaker 2: now there is, Radar Online is saying there's another Discover Bank,
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  Speaker 2: there's another lawsuit. Discover Bank filed a civil lawsuit against
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  Speaker 2: Croy on July 14th. saying that he owes all this money.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's so many, between all of the things,
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  Speaker 2: all the liens and everything, there's 103, there's 330. It's
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  Speaker 2: a grand total of 1.147, I think, just on the house.
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  Speaker 2: Then there's the Target credit card, an unpaid credit card.
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  Speaker 2: There's also the $ 52, 000 casino bill in the Bahamas. So
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  Speaker 2: there is just so much financial problems. So Just a
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  Speaker 2: big mess. So yeah, they better start both working. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: they can both work at Target. Speaking of Target, Tori Spelling,
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  Speaker 2: who is supposedly in a divorce, she has said she's
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  Speaker 2: better on her own. She said, I've always been better
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  Speaker 2: on my own. And she said she's doing whatever it
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  Speaker 2: takes to take care of her kids. She was at
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  Speaker 2: that motel. That was so inexpensive, and that was because
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  Speaker 2: her home was infested with mold. But again, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why she'd have to choose to stay at a
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  Speaker 2: $ 100- a- night hotel with her five kids. But Candy's mom is
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  Speaker 2: offering support, telling her that she's got her daughters back
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  Speaker 2: as Tori separates from Dean. Well, my office is right
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  Speaker 2: across the street from Target in Woodland Hills. And I
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  Speaker 2: believe this is the Target that TMZ just happened to
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  Speaker 2: be at yesterday when Tori was shopping. And I almost
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  Speaker 2: went there yesterday. And I've been there millions of times.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen paparazzi camped out inside Target, outside Target,
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  Speaker 2: even during Pride Month. I've never seen it. So it's
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  Speaker 2: just crazy that they just keep catching her at these
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  Speaker 2: obscure places. But I wish her all the best. Gigi
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  Speaker 2: Hadid got arrested for marijuana in the Cayman Islands. So
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  Speaker 2: it was in the Cayman Islands for possession of marijuana
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  Speaker 2: and drug paraphernalia after they were discovered in the luggage
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  Speaker 2: of one of her travel companions. How pissed are you?
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  Speaker 2: She took this whoever. On her private plane, because the
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  Speaker 2: plane was registered in her name. So Gigi is responsible
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  Speaker 2: for all the contents. And while Gigi has a medical card,
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't recognized as valid in the Cayman Islands. So
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  Speaker 2: after her arrest, she was processed at the Royal Cayman
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  Speaker 2: Islands Detention Center, secured, bailed, and she's pending prosecution. She
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  Speaker 2: was fined $ 1, 000. But what do we take? Listen, who cares?
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  Speaker 2: I know it's legal here. So nobody cares that she
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  Speaker 2: was smoking marijuana or that her friend was smoking marijuana.
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  Speaker 2: The thing that I care about is that you take
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  Speaker 2: a friend on an all expense paid trip, I'm assuming,
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  Speaker 2: at least the transportation, because you got the jet. You're
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  Speaker 2: Gigi Hadid. And this dum-dum has pot in her bag
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  Speaker 2: or his bag. And this is what happens to you.
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  Speaker 2: If you are ever lucky enough, to be invited by
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  Speaker 2: Lauren Sanchez or anybody else or Gigi or Kardashian to
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  Speaker 2: go on a trip, never get so comfortable that you're like,
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  Speaker 2: you know what? I really won't be able to enjoy
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  Speaker 2: my trip unless I can smoke some pot. So it's
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  Speaker 2: a private plane. I'm just, no, don't. Don't be, don't
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  Speaker 2: overstay your welcome. Don't bring pot on someone's, private plane ever,
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  Speaker 2: even in America, just don't do it. Just hold off.
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  Speaker 2: That person's never being invited again. Well, Alice B., she's
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  Speaker 2: a juicy scooper. She posted this photo that went everywhere yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: And it is of, I think page six first did it.
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  Speaker 2: It's Julia Fox, Thursday's girl on earth. She's wearing a
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  Speaker 2: completely see-through cutout one-piece bathing suit, which they had to
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  Speaker 2: block the vagina area. And she said, in the words
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  Speaker 2: of the greatest predictor of our time, Heather McDonald, it'll
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  Speaker 2: be about, quote, do I have an innie or an outie,
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  Speaker 2: as demonstrated by 2036 presidential nominee, Julia Fox. Very funny,
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  Speaker 2: Alice B. So yeah, here's the photo. I mean, this
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  Speaker 2: one isn't really that bad, what I'm showing right here,
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  Speaker 2: but it's full, full see-through, wet, white bathing suit, full see-through.
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  Speaker 2: And it's about showing off that she has a nice one.
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  Speaker 2: So everything I said is true.
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  Speaker 1: Gross.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Samantha Marie, top contributor of Juicy Scoop Obsessed. It's
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  Speaker 2: my Facebook group. You're lucky enough if I let you in.
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  Speaker 2: You got to watch, you got to listen to the
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  Speaker 2: show and answer the questions. What's going to replace the
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  Speaker 2: toddler jump on the golden bachelor? I loved this question
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  Speaker 2: and the answers were so funny. Yes, the toddler jump
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  Speaker 2: is another thing I coined, which is where they have
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  Speaker 2: the bachelor or whoever the guy is, standing in a
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  Speaker 2: place blocked for the cameras. He sees the girl for
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  Speaker 2: their date. She has to also stand for a minute
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  Speaker 2: and then run, jump, and put her legs around the guy.
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  Speaker 2: This has been going on for years. And I call
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  Speaker 2: it a toddler jump because it's like a toddler that
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  Speaker 2: would jump in your arms or that you'd pick up
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  Speaker 2: the toddler. So yes, this isn't going to happen with
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  Speaker 2: 71-year-old grandpa or any of the women that So what
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  Speaker 2: will it be? I think they're just not going to
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  Speaker 2: really come up with anything, but it would be maybe
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  Speaker 2: a nose snuggle or a sniff of the hair or
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  Speaker 2: a holding of her face or a lingering hug, a
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  Speaker 2: swinging hug. I don't know, but unfortunately, that is going
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  Speaker 2: to be one thing that we're going to have to
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  Speaker 2: give up is the toddler jump with the senior bachelor. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk about this story about Miranda Lampert
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  Speaker 2: performing in Las Vegas and Because I went deep with this.
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  Speaker 2: So there was video of her reprimanding people in the
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  Speaker 2: audience for taking selfies and all this. And then there
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  Speaker 2: was another video I saw where someone threw a beach
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  Speaker 2: ball on stage. And she's like, I just want to
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  Speaker 2: sing some really good country music. And I, you know,
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  Speaker 2: this is distracting. And she got some hate from fans
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  Speaker 2: that saw the video that wrote things like, I love you, Miranda,
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  Speaker 2: but you really need to address the situation because this
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  Speaker 2: is not a good luck at all. Another person said,
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  Speaker 2: unfollowing for the way you disrespect and humiliate your fans.
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  Speaker 2: It takes balls not to apologize or see a problem
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  Speaker 2: with your actions. The girl, Adela, who I went to
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  Speaker 2: her Facebook page, I mean her Instagram page I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to talk about, who was taking all the photos says,
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  Speaker 2: it was like I was back in school with the
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  Speaker 2: teacher scolding me for doing something wrong and telling me
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  Speaker 2: to sit down in the back of my place. Okay. First,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to show you what the photos were. So
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  Speaker 2: this is TMZ had a photo and it's all the girls,
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  Speaker 2: five girls, six girls, all dressed up and they're taking
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  Speaker 2: a photo with Miranda behind them while she's singing. So
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  Speaker 2: that means while she's singing, they got up and they're
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  Speaker 2: having someone take a flash photography photo of all of them.
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  Speaker 2: So it's more than just singing to Miranda's song and
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  Speaker 2: being like, hey, and holding this camera and getting a
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  Speaker 2: little of Miranda, getting a little of yourself being like,
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  Speaker 2: can't believe I'm here. It wasn't that. It was full posing,
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  Speaker 2: lots of photos. And the thing about this is it's
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  Speaker 2: not just distracting to the artist, but it's really unfair
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  Speaker 2: to all the other people that paid for tickets. So
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  Speaker 2: as a standup, we always do an announcement that says,
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  Speaker 2: please don't film, don't take photos before Afterwards, I wave.
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  Speaker 2: You can take photos of me then. Of course, in
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  Speaker 2: a meet and greet, you can do a photo. I
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  Speaker 2: don't want my stand-up performed. But also, and same thing
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  Speaker 2: goes for talking, which happens a lot, not a lot,
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  Speaker 2: not really with me because I have really great eyes,
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  Speaker 2: but it's happened where people start talking and chatting. And
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  Speaker 2: whenever I do reprimand someone, Um, the rest of the
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  Speaker 2: audience is so grateful because I don't, I didn't realize
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  Speaker 2: when I'm performing that these just, these distracting people that
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  Speaker 2: are either drunk or talking or taking photos, they're ruining
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  Speaker 2: it for all the other people. So yes, they bought
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  Speaker 2: a ticket, but so did all the other people and
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  Speaker 2: you're ruining it for them. So here I, I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to perform, trying to remember my stuff and, but I'm thinking,
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm going to reprimand these people and they're
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  Speaker 2: going to feel like I'm an, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be a mean teacher. I'm going to feel like I
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  Speaker 2: have to be a mean teacher. But at the same time,
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  Speaker 2: all these other people are not having the experience they're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to have. So talk about codependency as a performer.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's what's going on. And you're still trying to
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  Speaker 2: give the best show. So I'm completely on Miranda's side
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  Speaker 2: because then I looked at these photos and I went
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  Speaker 2: to this girl's Instagram and I went through the slideshow
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  Speaker 2: and they took so many photos and so many videos
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  Speaker 2: throughout the whole thing. And it was all on flash
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  Speaker 2: and it was all super distracting. And I do believe
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  Speaker 2: they still love Miranda, but People have to realize, like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so you went to the show. Like, take one photo before.
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  Speaker 2: Take one photo at the end. Put down your phone
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: and just enjoy the show. But also just really think
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: about the fact that you're ruining it for everybody else.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: And this chick is clueless. I mean, her Instagram is
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: just opening a Chanel purse every other day. And, you know,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: she's got all these friends that I'm sure love being
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: her friend because I'm sure she picked up the tickets
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: for all these people at Miranda's thing. But I hope
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: this just is a lesson. because another person did a
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: big asshole move this weekend. This person, according to People,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: a Tour de France fan caused a massive crash by
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: taking a selfie, a sideline selfie. What happened was somebody
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: tried to take a selfie, and while they were doing it,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: to try to get that great photo of their face
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: and all the bikes going by, the incident occurred when
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: a fan knocked the handlebars of an American rider over,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: And then while extending his... While this person was extending
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: the arm for the selfie, and that... So then that...
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: While he's doing that, extending his arm, he hit someone's handlebars,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: and that triggered a collision involving 20 cyclists. But despite
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: the mishap, the riders managed to complete the ride and
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: this incident, but has led to renewed calls for vigilance. Just,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I mean... Just so annoying, just so stupid. Just like try,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: please be not such an asshole.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Well fans have noticed from real housewives of jersey dolls
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: fans have noticed that dina manzo beautiful dina manzo of
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: new real hot former real house of new jersey always
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: said she was best friends with theresa she is godmother
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: to i think theresa's youngest daughter she did not go
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: to her wedding because she didn't want to be with
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: all the cameras, has supposedly unfollowed Teresa Giudice and Louie
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: on Instagram. You know, they were saying in the reunion
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: that Joe Gorga was like, I've talked to Dina's husband, David,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: and they're no longer close, and David's had issues with Louie.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Louie and Teresa denied that. Dina at one point may
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: have denied it. Well, anyway... They're on the outs. Doesn't
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: mean they're going to be on the outs forever because
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: here's Bethany Frankel and Jill Zarin. Bethany Frankel has a
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: podcast as well. And she invited Jill after they hadn't
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: talked since Bobby's funeral to come and do her podcast.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: They didn't talk before she arrived at her house in
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: the Hamptons. They sat down. I listened to it. And
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: it was a lot of clearing up stuff that Jill
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: has told me over the years that she is adamant about.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: We've heard Bethany's side of things. And I'm going to
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: talk more about on my Patreon, which will be up
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Friday because I have some real insight to the whole thing.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: But I think it's nice that they got together. It
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: was a lot of tit for tat. It was a
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: lot of, no, I remember this. No, I remember this. No,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: but you're, you know, both of them were going back
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: and forth and that was mostly the comments. But It
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: was nice that they made up. I think it's always
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: healing when you spend so much time with somebody in
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: your life and then you don't, you're not friends with them.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: And there's a time where you just cannot be friends
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: with them for many years. But then afterwards, you're like,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm good. There's no resentment. You finally heard
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: my side of it. It's not what you heard in
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: the press. It's not what you assumed, whether they believe
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: each other or not. I don't know. But it was
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: all about a funeral. And it's kind of crazy because–
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: so Jill Zarin's husband, Bobby, who was on the show,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: everyone loved him. He was a delight. He died after
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: a long battle of cancer. Jill was like, you know,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I'm fine having the show. You guys come and maybe
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: film us talking about Bobby. I'd love to have the
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: girls come to my house for a shiva. And you
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: guys film that where we can talk about Bobby, have
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: memories of Bobby, and then that way it'll live on
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: the show forever since he was a big part of
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: the show when I was on it. That was her intention.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: According to this, Jill has always said, I had the
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: funeral and I walked outside of the synagogue or wherever
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: it was being held and There was Bethany, and there
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: were cameras around her, and I didn't know. She said,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if they were paparazzi cameras or what.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I did not realize they were Bravo cameras. I never
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: signed a release. I wasn't miked. Bethany was. She was
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: on Housewives at the time, and we had this great
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: moment that was used on the show. Then she had
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: her real shiva, where people came and did that for
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: a few days. And the other cast members came to that.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: But then there was a planned scene after the Shiva
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: was concluded where they were going to kind of reenact
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: the Shiva and have the cameras there so that the
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: girls could talk about their greatest memories of Bobby. Well,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: according to the two of them talking, the other cast members, Dorinda, Luann, whoever, Carol,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Carol never knew Bobby, but it would have been Dorinda, Ramona,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: and Sonia and Luann, I guess. They decided, you know,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: we weren't featured enough. going to the actual funeral, only
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Bethany was. And therefore, we're not going to film this
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: other Shiva moment. Apparently, they went to the real Shiva,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: but then the day that they were supposed to film
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: the fake Shiva in the living room to talk about Bobby,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Jill got a call from production saying, all the girls, Ramona, Luann,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Dorinda and Sonia, they are all not available to come
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: to film the scene. So we're sorry. So the only
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: thing that they ended up using was the scene of
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: she and Bethany outside of the funeral. And she said,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: you know, I never, everyone thought that Jill was so
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: thirsty that she used her husband's death and asked the
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Bravo cameras to be there, you know, but she's saying, no,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: that's not what happened. Otherwise, I would have a release.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I never signed a release. But they knew that I
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: would never sue, which she didn't. So that's the story.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: They went on and spent a couple more hours recording.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: But I have some deeper thought into it that I'll
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: share on my Patreon. You go to HeatherMcDowell.net, you click
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: on Patreon, and you'll be part of that.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: click and collect.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: So easy.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: filed against me.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: started crying.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: happens next.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: use your voice even if it shakes.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Um, okay. I also have Real Housewives of New York news.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: The real, the new New York people, the new girls
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: were bagging. Two girls didn't join a dinner because they said,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to this restaurant called, and
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: then they would bleep out the name. But everyone figured
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: it's Catch because Catch has been around for a while.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: And this one girl goes, it's not 2005. It's not
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: the 2012. I don't want to go to Catch. So
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: here are some receipts. And I don't know how Lala
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Kent and Katie are going to feel about this. But
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: when we were at BravoCon, after BravoCon, I had my
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: show at Times Square. And I texted Lala to go
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: meet them after. And Lala wrote me, want to go
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: to Catch Steak at 945? And I said, yes, I
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: can meet you there. You know, okay. Catch Steak. We're
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: just sitting down. So they went to catch. And I'm like,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: which catch? One by towel? Oh, no, wait. I see
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: state catch. Okay, so now I'm coming. All right, hurry up.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, please, I'm in the worst traffic. Please wait
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: for me. I'm two minutes away. Do you have food left?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: She shows me a picture of the food. Here we are.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: We took a photo at catch. So if catch is
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: cool enough for Lala Kent and Katie from Vanderpump Rules
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: and Heather McDonald and this other cute girl, Jenna, who's
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: a trainer. I think that Ketch is the place to
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: go to in New York City. And I will be
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: there in the beginning. I will be there August 8th
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: and 9th. I'll be the evening of 8th and the 9th. Yes,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I'll be there August 8th and 9th. I will be
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: in New York City. And if Ketch would like to
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: invite me or just get me a table, I'm not
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: even asking for a free cocktail. I am happy to
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: go back to Ketch. The food was delicious. It's fun.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: And now I bring out the real receipts here. Will.i.am
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: announces he's going to do a collaboration with Britney Spears.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: And I told you that someone sent me something from
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: a Britney Spears impersonator who said, I have all these
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: texts that people from Will.i.am's camp is contacting me to
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: be working on this song, I guess impersonating Britney. I
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: wrote that person and said, can you please talk about this?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: And she said, yes. And I'm like, what's your number?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to call you. And then I never heard
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: from her again. But very interesting because it was over
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: a week ago that I talked about that, that I
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: was sent that. And now, and the girl's name was
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Ashley something. And now it really is happening. And so
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: hopefully they aren't using anybody but the real Britney Spears.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: But that was kind of crazy prediction that I did.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a prediction. It was kind of scoop I got.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Speaking of grossness, Alex Murdaugh is taking shirtless selfies while
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: in prison. They get a tablet and I guess somebody
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: somehow got the photos of the tablet and you can
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: see it. It is obtained from a YouTube account called
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Phone Calls from Prison. This is Alex Murdaugh, the gross
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: man who got convicted of killing his wife and son,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: but also stole from his clients like a Tom Girardi.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: So many awful things. We talked a lot about it.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: He's in prison just admiring himself and taking selfies. Unbelievable.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: He's doing two life sentences. But to follow up on
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: that crime, the family of the Murdoch boat crash victim,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Mallory Beach, she did get $ 15 million in the wrongful
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: death settlement. I featured the attorney, one of the attorneys
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: that was involved in this case. And the family, what
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: happened was his son, who's now dead, that Alex Murdoch killed,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: he was driving this boat, drunk, hit something, and she
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: went flying and they didn't find her and she passed.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: And they sued the convenience store that sold these underage
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: kids alcohol. Even though he used a fake ID, they,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I guess, believed it was on them who served the alcohol.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: So the attorneys for the family of the 19-year-old did
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: settle with the family for $ 15 million. So they got
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: $ 15 million. It wasn't about the money, the number that
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: it represents. It's about the level of accountability that they
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: hope will make people who sell alcohol take their responsibilities
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: seriously and keep it out of the hands of minors.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: That's Mark Tinsley said that. And that was who was
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: on my show on My Juicy Crimes, which is only
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: available on Patreon. Talked to him about it. So that
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: was a big win for them.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Last gross thing to talk about before I bring out
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Chris is there's this YouTuber and he gifted his wife
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: a $ 400, 000 Lamborghini. He, I don't know, after she had
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: sex with another man and they're married. It's just so gross.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even know why I'm talking about it. But
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: it's like, but then I said, you know what? I go,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: they're like both porn. I don't know what they do,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: but they make a lot of money. And obviously this
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: is going to make people look them up or whatever.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Of course, they film her kissing him, giving the Lamborghini.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: There was a story before that she was going to
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: have sex with this, you know, porn star that isn't
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: her husband. And I'm like, watch. In two years, they're
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: going to be running their own church about, like, recovering
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans YouTube porn people. And they're going to be able
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: to do it because they're going to make all this
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: money in the next couple years. And then they're going
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: to be like, oh, my God. We have $ 30 million
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: in the bank. Now, you know, we can do something
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: else and we're going to find God. That's another weird
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: one of my predictions. So there you go. All right,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: you guys. Now for more with your favorite, Chris Frangiola.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop with more of Chris Frangiola.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Chris.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Still here in my tennis jacket.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Still here. Yeah. Kylie Jenner and Jordan Woods reunited after
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: four years.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: To give you a little reminder and for the people
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: at home, the history of Kylie Jenner and Jordan.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: They met through Jaden Smith, who Jaden used to date Kylie.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: That's Will Smith's son.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: And they became like best friends. And then when Kylie
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: had her own place, she was like living on her
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: own at 18 with all her millions and billions. And
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: they were best friends. And then there was one season
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: of Kylie's World that replaced Chyna and Rob. Okay. That
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: is one of the reasons Chyna was suing Rob, was
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: suing the Kardashians, saying she felt they purposely sabotaged the
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: second season of their show.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: And then put on Kylie's World. They went through a
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: full trial and Blac Chyna lost.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Since then, now Blac Chyna has become Angela again. She
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: took the filler from her face. Yeah, she's... And she
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: found God.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I saw that. Yeah, she's become.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: And I don't guess she's not doing OnlyFans anymore.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Probably not.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: But we heard.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: God frowns upon OnlyFans.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Like, the stories that I heard about OnlyFans, talk about
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: fake news. One month, she's taking $ 20 million a month
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: on OnlyFans. I go, wait, $ 20 million a month?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Maybe, and I don't think it's true, maybe $ 20 million total,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: maybe $ 2 million total, something.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: $ 20 million a month and she lives up the street
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: from me?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I know.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, no, no, no.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: The same with the Cash Me Outside girl. They say
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: they should $ 30 million. I was like, I don't know.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Is this real?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But then I was wondering, I do
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: believe that an OnlyFans fan might be a little fickle.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Might be after a while... Aren't they going to move
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: on to the next hot celebrity? Like, maybe there'll be
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: some people that are so hooked to having Blac Chyna
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: text them back or send them a video.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: And I don't think Blac Chyna was even doing anything.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think she was doing, like, hardcore porn or
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: anything on there.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, but I would think that
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: even though some people can make so much at it,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: I think there's some... I think if you're, like, if
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: someone's following you because you're famous, do they really do these,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: you know, perverted guys... Still want to stick with you
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: for the next five years?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. I have a very close
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: family member. A brother. He's a brother.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: And he somehow figured out how to get on OnlyFans.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: He probably had to take a class. And he got
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: on because he wanted to follow somebody he saw on Instagram.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You know, I think she works on engines or something
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like in a bikini. And he'd see more.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Here's not engine engines which are mechanic kinda hot two
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: things to make sure i.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Think there was a bit mechanics and bikinis and he's
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: like this is a perfect world i need more that's
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: right it has three went on only fed somehow and
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: he signed up for this girl's content yes and he
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: says the biggest ripple i mean it was just he
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: so within a month he was like i'm.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Out there is not enough to know how to use
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: A 92 wrench or whatever.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: And then he goes, she was like cooking in her kitchen. Like,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to watch that.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I wanted to see her work on a 65 Mustang
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: and a G-string.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I was promised. He was out quickly.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I think might happen. So anyway, I'm
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: not saying that's why she quit OnlyFans, but I believe
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: she quit OnlyFans.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Then now there was something where Chloe wrote, I love
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: spending so much time with my niece. She got some backlash.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: That's a dish against Blac Chyna. Then Blac Chyna slash
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Angela said, no, we're all good. I love Khloe being
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: such a supportive aunt. Yeah. They're all lovey-dovey. So now,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: in them making up and everything, kumbaya-ing it, this happened
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: just a day ago, Daily Mail, caught Kylie going out
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: to dinner with Jordan Woods. Now, Jordan Woods, as I said,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: they had the show Kylie's World. Jordan was... her sidekick
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: in it. Um, I, I was a facilitator of one
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: meeting with a girl that was a huge fan of
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Kylie's who was sick and Kylie and Jordan, both very nice,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: very pleasant, very genuine to this girl. And, but the
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: show only lasts one season, but then Jordan went on
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: to have her own influence and her own look and
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: her own like plus size modeling situation. And then one night,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: It got out that she made out or more, we
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: don't know, with Tristan Thompson.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Thompson, yeah. Who is the father of Chloe's two children now,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: but at the time only one.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: And that was it. Kylie had to say goodbye. And
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Kylie said, you know, sometimes, I believe she said this,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: sometimes people come into your life For a reason, a season,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: or a lifetime. Oh. And I think it's good for
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: both of us that we just take a break. Kylie was, like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: very classy about the whole thing. Yeah. Some people felt
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: they just dumped Jordan, you know. Meanwhile, Tristan comes traipsing back.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: They get back together. He gets another girl pregnant. Then she... Meanwhile,
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: we don't know that she has a surrogate who's carrying
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: their other baby. Is Tristan part of it? Is he not?
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Who knows? So... Kylie's like, why did I lose my
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: best friend over this? Yeah. When Tristan's still walking in
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: with size, you know, 20 foot. Right. Why could I
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: have kept my friend over this thing? So anyway, they
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: made sure they went to a public place.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Where were they seen? Where are they?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Some sushi place. It looks almost like upstairs.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: At like an Encino or something.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look great.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: The Daily Grill. Second floor.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Looks like that Encino square where there's like a. On Ventura,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: where there's a little, you could take your daughter there.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I know, exactly.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: There's a little carousel. Yeah, a carousel.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it looks like to me.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: But anyway, and, you know, they made sure they got seen.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: If you really want to have a first-time mini hangout,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: and maybe it isn't their first time, maybe they already
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: had several times at their house, and we're like, let's
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: put it out there. Let's get people talking about it,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: like Juicy Scoop. Heather hasn't talked that much about our show,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the Hulu show. Definitely, I feel like, There isn't as
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: much chatter about them in general.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: No, outside of just. But who cares? No, they're all.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: They're so wealthy and their businesses do so well. Who cares?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: But, hey, if they can make up and she can
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: have her best friend back. And this girl really was
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: like her, you know. But she had this other. Then
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: she had this other girl named Stassi who replaced her.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Not Stassi from Vanderpump.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: This other girl, Stassi. And she got the same ass
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: and the same thing. And they would do a lot
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: of sexy photos together. Oh. And some people wondered if
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: there was something more going on there. I don't know
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: where Stassi is.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I've never. Yeah. I haven't heard. I mean, I honestly
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: don't know if I've ever heard Kylie Jenner talk. You know,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I just don't even know what she sounds like.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I've heard her. She sounds like this.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Stormy baby. She always goes.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Stormy baby. Ooh. No, she's very calming, likable.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I ran into a former bestie of mine
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: that I shared on Patreon.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Now, let me just tell you.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Top level.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: When you called me about this.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I have been waiting for this day forever. And I
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: feel like it was the whole thing was a bit
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: of a letdown.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't your fault or anybody's fault. I just
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: felt it was going to be like a whole thing.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: You know, it was kind of a weird thing, and
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I don't even know.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I thought there'd be three hours of chatter.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I felt weird about it, so I did share it
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: on my Patreon.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: But I'll share it with the rest of the world now.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: So I went to Drake's. Coincidentally, not Drake the Singer,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: not Drake my son. It's a restaurant called Drake's. And
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: it's actually down the street from Craig's. I hope Craig
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: doesn't get jealous.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: So I went with Brandy Julie, my friend Liz, and Krista,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: my friend Krista. And we walked in to get our table.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: And I mentioned this before. We didn't love the table.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: So I went back to go ask if we could
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: have a better table. What I turned around is when
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: I saw Chelsea Handler sitting at a booth with two guys.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: That appeared to be a couple. The guys were a couple. And,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, my heart started to beat. Like, not scared. Like,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: just excitement. Just like, oh, God, you know?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: And they put me right at a booth directly across
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: from her.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: And it's like a C booth, you know? So it's
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: like literally... But... And she walked by to go to
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. I don't know that she saw us or anything.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, wow, I don't know what to do.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: And what was weird, the way the universe works, is
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: earlier that day, it was a Thursday before my San
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Diego show with you.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Paul Reeder... who used to help with promoting and putting
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: the shows together, in which I opened for Chelsea all
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: those years ago.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Paul Reeder sends me a photo, like a Facebook memory,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: from 15 years ago to that day. And it's Chelsea, me, Chewy,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: rest in peace, Ryan Basford, who we always talk about,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: and Ted Harbert, former president of E!, former boyfriend of Chelsea.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Right. In San Diego or something like that.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: In San Diego. And it was the weekend of my
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: birthday and Ted's birthday. And I performed there. I brought
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: my kids. Yeah. It was an outdoor Pala Casino. Pala
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Casino in San Diego is where we were performing. I
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: opened for her. And I go, oh my gosh, it's
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: so weird that you would send this to me because...
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: It was my birthday weekend, and this weekend I am
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: going to actually headline a club in San Diego that's
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: outdoors all these years later. Isn't that crazy? And then
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: to go out that night and see Chelsea at a
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: restaurant after all the years since Chelsea has ended, I
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: have never run into her at a restaurant, an event,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: anything except for the Memorial for Chewy, which was planned
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: and we knew we'd both be there. Never, oh my God,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: you're here too? Never. Yeah. which I thought was so
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: kind of the universe. So I'm like, I don't know
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: what to do, you know? So I have a couple Cosmos,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: which is a good drink for me. It gives me
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: a good buzz, but doesn't get me the kind of
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: weird emotional crying anxiety Chardonnay.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Really? Cosmos? Is people doing Cosmos?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I love like, or like a cucumber martini. Something if
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I just have like a vodka with a mixer type
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: of thing.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: I get like a fun buzz, but I don't, but
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I'm very like alert. I don't get like sleepy like
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I do off of like a wine.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I think, I think I should go
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: say hi. You know, I think I should go say hi.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: My one friend that happened to be at the restaurant
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: was like, that we just happened to see. She was like, don't.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I promise the Juicy Scoopers if I,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to. And so Liz, my friend Liz goes,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I think you'll regret it if you don't.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I know you. She's known me since I was six.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I go, okay. So I get the photo up because
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I know she'll enjoy seeing this photo. Yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: And I went up to her and I'm like, Hi, Chelsea. Now,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she saw me earlier or not.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I kind of don't think she did. I don't even know.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: There was a chance she didn't remember me.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: A very good chance. I mean, honestly, you just never know.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: And she was very happy. I definitely think she had
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: enjoyed her cocktails, as did I, and was like, oh,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: my God. You know, introduces me to the two guys.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: This is Heather Dauda. And I get right to business. Look,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: isn't this weird that this photo just came? And she's
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: laughing about that.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Did you say it was from Paul Reeder? Yeah, I
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: think I did.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: And I said, but I mean, look, isn't this weird
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: that I'd see you tonight? And she's like, yes. I
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: asked her where she's living now. And she tells me
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: about the house she's working on. I'm like, oh, Reeder.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: And I go, oh, I remember this. And we like
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: about once when she was looking for a house and
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I went with her. So I reminded her of that
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: funny occasion. And she laughed, whatever. And then I was like, okay, well,
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: you guys enjoy the rest of your evening. Great to
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: see you. And I left. Because I didn't want to
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: pull Jerry Seinfeld when I stayed too long. I didn't want,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: you know. And then I was like, the next day,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, my God. I wonder if, you know,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: it didn't even occur to me to say, let's get
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: a photo. But I'm so glad I didn't.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Because I think if I did a photo... And then
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I might've posted it that night as I'm in the
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Uber feeling it. Then a page six, my, or somebody
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: might've written like, Oh my God, look who, and that
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: would have gotten some press.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: But then it could have been interpreted as like, Hey, Oh,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: you thirsty bitch, Heather. Oh, still riding on the coattails,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: still trying to get a page. And I'm glad to say,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: and I can honestly say it did not occur to
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: me to even ask for a photo of, Until like
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: the next day and I thought, oh, I wonder if
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I would have gotten a photo, what I would have
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: done with it.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: So there was no next day, great to see you,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: anything like that?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. Not from either camp.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: No, because I don't really know where to go to it. No,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I get it. I was like, she was nice. I
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: was nice. We had a chuckle from the past. And
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: just like some people in your life, for a reason,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: a season... And I think she was in my life
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: for a reason and a season. Absolutely. But I don't
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: think a lifetime.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I agree with you on that as well. Yeah. It's
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: the same way. Yeah. Now, but let me say this.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: You know how you always tell me I tell terrible
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: stories because I leave out important details. I feel like
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you're like.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: What am I leaving out?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Because if, did she have, like if you said this
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: is Paul Reeder, because she knows Paul Reeder, that would
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: have been like, or was it? Because when you just said.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: She was, like, so giddy. So the way the photo looked,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: she was next to Chewie.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Now, the two gay guys, did they know who you were?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Is there a connection to them?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: The two guys, the one guy, he was on Scandal
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: or something. He was an actor you'd recognize. When he
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: came back from the bathroom, I think my friend Crystal, like,
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: waved at him. And I don't think he knew who
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: she was. But I think he was doing a Hollywood polite.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: But he might have recognized me. But I don't know
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: that he associated me with Chelsea. I just think he
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: was like, hi, good to see you. And then I
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: was like, did she say anything? But then she introduced
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: me and I go, yeah, we said hi earlier. But
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I really would be shocked if she spent one moment
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: of that dinner.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Speaking about me.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Right. That's I guess that's what I was asking. Like,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: do you think when you left, it was a whole
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: chatter about you? Went right on to.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: No, I think she was, you know, like I think
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: she was just in a giddy mood and I brought
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: up something and I was being funny. I reminded her
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: of this funny psychic who told her not to buy
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: the house.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: And how sad she was. And so she was remembering that,
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: and we kind of had a chuckle about that.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: And then she looked at the photo, and it looked
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: like it was Chewy's arm, and it was really skinny,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: but it was really her arm.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: So we kind of laughed. She goes, oh, my God,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I thought that was, like, Chewy's skinny arm, but it's mine. And, like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: we laughed about that. And then that was kind of
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: just it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, I mean, it's a good story, and I'm
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: glad you didn't post it. You're right, because it would
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: have looked, yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: If people were interpreting it, you know, and I'm like, yeah,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: why do you have to?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: So all in all, nice to see her. Who cares?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Glad. Like, glad after all these years of the times
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: that there was, you know, miscommunication. Howard Stern was involved.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: You know, Theo Vaughn. I'm like, all that bullshit.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Being hurt. Feeling like it was really handled wrong on
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: everybody's part.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, I'm, like, really, like, pleased. Yeah.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I have nothing bad to say.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: It's just like seeing an old friend.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: And yeah, and then before I knew it, I looked
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: up and there was a different group of people there.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: At the table.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe this is.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: And I'll ask you how you feel about this because
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how you feel.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Speaking of seeing old friends. My brother, once again, not
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: the same guy who's on OnlyFans, another brother. He went
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: to his 40th high school reunion yesterday or something.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: And posted all the pictures on Facebook. And I was
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: looking at them on my brother's Facebook. And I thought
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to myself, because mine's coming up in a couple of
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: years too. Yeah. And I was like, God, I just find,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I found it all to be a little sad. I
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: was people like it's great to see old friends i'm
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: like i don't i have no desire.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Let's just be completely honest about it 10 year reunion
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: is cool because people still look hot you're 28 right
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: a couple people are married you still might fuck someone
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: who isn't that's exactly 20 year reunion you're 38 Still
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: looking good.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Still good.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Now people, some people are rich.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: And people's careers are starting to take off.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Some people are rich and doing well. They can show off.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they're married. A few are divorced. Not as many.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Some divorce. So there's a little bit of juicing after
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: you might hook up with somebody, whatever. My bummer was
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: my 20th reunion, which we did it with Crespi, the
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: boys' school. So Louisville and Crespi. And we really did
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: a lot with the brothers' school, even though we were
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: like 15 minutes distance away.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: And it was at the Woodland Hills Country Club. Chelsea
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Lately had only just begun, like literally only been on
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: the air three weeks. And only one guy's wife was
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: like into the show and recognized me.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: So that was a huge bummer and did absolutely nothing
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: And the cool group got together, got really drunk before,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: and I was not invited to that.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. So that's 30.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: That was 38. Well, I'm saying time. So you graduated 18.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Wait, okay.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: 10 years, 28. So I'm saying time.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Did you go to 30?
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: 30 years, so now we're 48. 30 years was a
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: big rat fuck thanks to me. Oh. I fucked it
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: up for the group.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: But I'm going to admit it because that's kind of
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: classic L.A. Okay.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I think you've told me the story.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: It was supposed to be this weekend.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: We have another weekend coming up where they sent out
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: something and they said, hey, Crespi Louisville people, October, I
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: want to say like the weekend of October 2021, whatever
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: that is coming up.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: If you graduated in an eight or a three, so 93, 88, 2003, whatever. Oh,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: so there's a bunch of questions. This is the weekend
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: that you're going to have reunions, but you're on your
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: own to do it. Yeah. Like get to figure it out.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: If that's one night at Sagebrush, if that's at someone's house.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: This is, so now this will be, the 35 year. Okay.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Not the four. So my, it'll be my 35 year.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: And, but at the 30 year, um, it, that weekend
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: happened and it happened to compete with Notre Dame's, which
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: is another Catholic schools reunion. And one of the popular
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: guys who I actually dated and, um, wrote about him
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: in my book and I guess he didn't like it anyway. Um,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: his wife graduated from Notre Dame.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: So he's like, I'm out. I can't go. I'm going
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: to my wife's 30 year. Yeah. And so then the
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: girl putting it together, he was real popular. He has
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: some hot, some guys that are still kind of cute
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: and fun. So my friend who was married, but still
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: putting it together, she goes, well, it can't be that weekend.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Then we're going to make it this other weekend.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: So that this guy can come and the friends can come. Well,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: that weekend I was doing the Tempe improv or something.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: So I was like, well, I don't want to miss
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: out on this. Shouldn't it be the weekend that the
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: school is saying it should be? Like, shouldn't it be
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: the weekend? So I'm like, why can't it be that weekend?
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: And she was like, well, the room can't have it there.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, the room can have it there.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I just asked him. Like, it was at this place
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: in Westlake. So then it turns back. It goes the
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: weekend that it's supposed to go. And the cool guy
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: goes to his wife's thing. And none of the cool cats...
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: We called them the brew crew. They were called the
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: brew crew.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: This is who you want.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Sounds pretty cool, yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty cool. None of them come.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: So some people come and it's fine, but it was
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: kind of like a bust.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: And so this year I was like.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: So it's going to be 40?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: No, it'll be 35 for us. So I'm like, okay,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I think I'll definitely do one night. I'm just going
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: to go to the sagebrush. Yeah. Which there'll be people
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: from all different years.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Whoever comes, comes.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's supposed to happen.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to do that. But the 40 year,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Peter has his 40 year.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: When?
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: It's a weekend that I'm performing. And I said, good,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: go find your old wife.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Go find a new wife.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Go get it on. Yeah. I, when we were first married,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: it would have been, he had his 20 year, a
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: couple of years after we got married.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: And I was so excited to go. I was hot.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I was young.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: He skipped it.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Then when he had his 30 year, now I'm kind
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: of famous. Okay. So I'm like, whatever. We couldn't go
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: or he blew it off. Yeah. Now this year, oh,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: he's all ready to go.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: He is going.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: But you're not going to be there.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Conveniently, I'm not going to go there. Yeah. And I go, okay, good.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Go. Go.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Go.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Start Facebooking some chick.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Go fall in love.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: But no.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: With your swimming girlfriend.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: I honestly.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: But here's the problem.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: It's like what you said.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: 40 year.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Now it's a problem. Nobody is still cute.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Nobody. Everybody's got some sort of. Unless you're me.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: And you have some means.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Some means.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Some means to.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Outside of you.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Just sling it up.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Everyone else has got some sort of weird menopause puff.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Guys included. Guys included.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: And also social media has ruined it forever.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Because you keep in touch with who you want to
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: keep in touch with. And it's like, you know, it's
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: going to be like weird small talk. And then you
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: don't continue. I remember even after our first one, like
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I kept with my group of girls, right? The next
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: day we all go to like Cheesecake Factory for breakfast
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: or whatever, brunch, because they stayed at like some hotels.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: And we see some other girls that we're always friendly with,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: but weren't our group. And we're going, oh, my God, hi.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Wasn't last night fun at the Hilton, whatever? And then
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: the waitress, the hostess comes and goes, oh, do you
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: guys all want to sit together? And both of our
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: groups go, no. And I was like, we really didn't
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: grow at all. Like, why don't we just have our
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: own reunions with six or seven girls that we're friendly with?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: But this next one, I don't think anyone's spearheading it.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: And it's just going to be like, hey, just go
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: to the sagebrush.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: And have some drinks.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's a little different on Long Island because there's
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: just a lot of faded tattoos, you know. I mean, literally, like, yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's a lot.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: So he's going, though.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: He went. No, it happened this weekend.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: And did he bring his, did he marry?
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, him and his wife. They went. They both went
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: to the same high school.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's hot.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: So they're still together. Still together.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: See, that's fun at both. I do think it's completely
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: fine and not suspicious if your spouse goes to their
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: reunion without you.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, unless you think they're such a hot cat.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: And seriously, I'm like, I would love to know if
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: some chick starts DMing him after.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the way everybody goes, I think. You're not even.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Going to hook up. I mean, listen, I'm saying this now.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Do you know how juicy it'll be if in a
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: year and a half it's announced that we are breaking up?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: And he's with the girl that did the hundred fly thing.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: On the swim team.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: But she doesn't look good.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: She might still look good if she's swimming.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I doubt it. Anyway, I just thought that was... Because
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I went to my 30, and I think I was,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: at that point, Chelsea Lely was booming.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: That's great.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: And I actually kind of had to tell people my resume. Like,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: there was not no... It got no buzz.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Did you see the episode of the other two? And
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: the guy is racing to go to his reunion because
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: he just got a good, like his career is just
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: starting to boost. But then another gay guy, and like
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: the gay guys are the most popular now. Like they
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: were hated in high school, but now they're the only
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: people that are working and successful. And it's cool to
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: be gay now. It was such a funny scene.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what happened to me. And there was one
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: kid who was there who was in, his father worked
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: for you who, that chocolate milk drink or whatever. And
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: he was in a Yoo-Hoo commercial in 1984 or something.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: And he just said, Yoo-Hoo. That was it. Popped up
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: in a little corner.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: And more people were excited that he showed up, the
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Yoo-Hoo guy, than me. You know?
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Wait, now at this point you're not married or you're married?
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: You're not married.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not married at this point.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: So did any girl try to get with you that night?
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: No, God, no.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I know, maybe you didn't want it, but did they
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: want it? Probably.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if I.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: What about the 35-year-old that was the bartender working the event?
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Did she want to get with you?
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't even... I hope so. I didn't even stick
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: around that long. I left like after... I saw that
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: they were more interested in you guy than me. I'm like,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: do you have any idea who I am?
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I think it can still, listen, I'm not shitting on
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: a reunion. I still think it can be totally fun,
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: whether you're down and out or killing it.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: It's just kind of juicy and fun. I do. I
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: used to think. during those first three ones, I couldn't
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: believe that people didn't want to come. And I was like,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: how are they not coming? Like, why aren't they coming?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Like we're, you know, we're friendly. And I'm like, unless
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: you have another like girlfriend or best buddy to walk
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: in with.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: I definitely see why you don't want to go. Like
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: you need one friend to get in the car with you,
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: go that also went to the school.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: And I think to walk in there alone. And I,
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: there were a couple of people that like flew there.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: And got their own hotel room and really hadn't kept
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: in touch with anybody. And I was like, wow, why
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: the hell would you do that? Like you could have
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: gone on like a nice weekend with your spouse or
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: your sister and like stayed at a hotel. Like this
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: is what you're. So I think people should think about that.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I think I'm done with them. I think one was enough.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: And you know, then they put mine down the street.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: So it's like, for me, it's no biggie.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I would have to fly across the country.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Doing that.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's all.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: I just happen to see- Well, here's to old friends.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Here's to brothers. Now, they're not twins. These are the
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: island boys.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: And these are these completely tattooed boys that are brothers.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: And what is the story with them? They deny sexual chemistry.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: So they kissed each other, but it was a romantic kiss. Yeah.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: It was like one kiss leading into more of a
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: lingering second. But they denied any involvement with each other
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: despite a video of them kissing circulating online.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Now, which one's Kodiak Red and which one's Fly Soldier?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Do you have any idea?
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, so their names are.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kodiak Red.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. So Kodiak Red and then Fly Soldier.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Kodiak Red said the video was promoted to promote his
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans fans page. And Fly Soldier insists they've done it
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: before and they would do it again, asserting that they're
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: both straight and they don't view kissing as a sexual act.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: He also claims that the video has helped boost their
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans subscriber count. Of course, gay guys love kissing. identical
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: twins that are incestuous. Is that right?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: There's a couple out there that are incestuous, identical twins
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: that do porn.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: That's not nice.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: That apparently are a huge hit.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I don't like that.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't think it would be for you. Anyway,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: how did they originally get famous? They had one song
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: you said.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They were like, you know, and then also they
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: talk really, you know, you do like a real black
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: guy voice.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: But they're not black.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: No, they're not. But they talk. You can hardly understand
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: what they're saying. And they're just the internet.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I think this was one of those things. I was
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: listening to your show, Cover to Cover.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: And you said, I just need one more boost.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: One more boost.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Before you die. For your career.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: And I think they listened to Cover to Cover. I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: do think. And they said, you know what? We've done fine.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: People recognize us with all our tattoos. We have a
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: pretty good subscriber count on OnlyFans. We need that one
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: more PR boost. Let's make out with each other. I
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: think that's what this was.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I think you're exactly right. Because otherwise, who cares about them?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I know. It's just one of those things that's the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: fall of Western civilization. These two are about as bad
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: as it gets. It's like, where did it all go wrong?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: There must be talented people out there who are just like,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: what did I do wrong? That these two idiots are.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Are just rich.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: This came... Someone posted this. Everyone free Britney. This is
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: from Turn A Kit Official. They... Now, I don't know
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: if this was actually a screen grab or if it
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: was manipulated, but it is not great. It's from... It
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: appears to be from a video that... Britney posted where
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: she spins around and she's in her white cow boots,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: bikini bottoms, and off-the-shoulder white crop top in the Cheesecake Factory, a.k.a.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: her foyer.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: A.k.a. it's going to look a little like the Oval Office, too. Like,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: if you put a desk there, it looks very Oval Office.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: It's those long gold curtains from, like, 1975. This is
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: like Gerald Ford.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Actually, this looks like Gerald Ford presidency look.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, the dust on those curtains?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Could you imagine?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Anyway, she's, like, In her knees, and her dog appears
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: to be sniffing her bikini bottom at the pubic area.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: But it could also have been just a moment that
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: they snatched it. Some people haven't liked how she's been
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: handling her dog sometime in the videos.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They're like, I don't know if this dog is
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: enjoying this.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: What do they like? That she's not handling anything correctly.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: No, but she's going horseback riding, and it's been so
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: long since she's been horseback riding, and it's really quite
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: hot here, but I'm going to go on a horseback.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, that sounds exactly like her.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: That's so good. Did you see where she picked up
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: a bunch of seashells?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: No. I like seashells. I like to collect seashells. Do
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: you have seashells?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: She posted a bunch of different seashells she had found wherever, Hawaii.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: And she was just, you know, the camera was just
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: going around the seashells. She was explaining them all.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Literally, my daughter had done the same thing out in Montauk.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I could have posted the video. There's no difference.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Except one woman is 42 and the other one's 4.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: And, you know, she was spinning around doing a dance
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: recently and Sam was just in the background on his phone.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: And then there was another one where she was spinning
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: around and someone was like, opened the door and then
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, she's, nobody knows who that secret
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: person is. And then, but she's, you know, appears to
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: be in Cabo at the same room that she went
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: with Cade, her manager.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: So she likes that same place. And the book is
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: coming out in October. Who knows if she wrote it,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: if she's doing an audio version of it or what. Right.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that she could get through an audio
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: version of it, but maybe. And I'm definitely going to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: read it for sure.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely. Whether she had anything to do with it
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: is probably.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, I mean, who knows? But if she was
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: singing a little something and someone said, yeah, she's not
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: taking care of her voice. And even if she was
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: to ever come back, she will not be able to
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: ever do a whole show where she's singing because her
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: voice has changed.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I hope the dog enjoyed that. This is the
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: largest cruise ship. It's five times larger than the Titanic,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: set to launch in January. I just watched the Titanic
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: with Brandon. He'd never seen it. And they put it
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: up right at the top of Netflix, kind of smart
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: of them after the submarine blow up.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, and it was like number one on Netflix too.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: And then the song by Celine Dion was number one again.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I saw this thing where this guy goes, my daughter's
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: just watched the Titanic. And they came out crying. And
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: they're like, that was so sad. And he goes, and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: then they cried more when I told them it was
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: a true story. They didn't know.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I would imagine that. They were like, what?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: It was a true story?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Anyway, still holds up today. Watched it all three hours.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: It's still the greatest.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not a bad movie.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: So it's measuring a staggering 1,198 feet long and weighing
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: 250 pounds. 8,800 tons. It's five times larger than the Titanic.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Five times larger. And it's powered by liquefied natural gas.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: It's going to be in October. Wait, when is it
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: going to open? Anyway, it offers over 40 dining entertainment.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Critics argue that the building is such a massive vessel
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: that it is tempting fate and that safety could be
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: the top priority. But it's called the Icon of the Seas.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: And it's a variety of cabin categories, balcony suites, whatever.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Water slides.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And there'll be five brand new neighborhoods, including Aqua
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Dome that will offer ocean views, aqua shows. What do
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: you think of this?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I'm not really a cruise guy.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I went on one, one time, but I didn't know
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: any better. And I had a fun time. I went
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: on a carnival cruise and it was nice. I don't
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: need any of that.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: I've done it a couple times.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I'd have fun.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't. If I ever go again, the only way
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: I would do it is a much smaller, like under
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: 300 people type of like, my friend's going on like
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: the Ritz-Carlton one. Yeah. And it's like under 250. She's
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: going with like 10 couples.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: So they're going to be, you know, a fourth of
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: the trip. And it's like very luxurious and, you know,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: and then it makes the trip so easy.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I like the idea of like, going
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: to the restaurant, eating every night. Like I like that,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: but it's the size and the amount of people and
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: how big it is that I am not into at all.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I, I mean, I like to say on this
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: podcast that I missed a cool guy with my, you know,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: but in the reality of my life is that we
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: just do everything for my daughter now. So I probably
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: will eventually be on one of these eating like wet
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: chicken nuggets on the side of the pool, you know,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: because that's what it is.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: Well, speaking of your daughter.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: This could have been your daughter, okay? Does she like
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: being on a little unicorn in the pool?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: We actually have that unicorn.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: So this little girl, she was about Beckett's age.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Three, four years old. She's on one of those little
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: girl unicorns. So she's like, her legs are around the
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: head and she's holding onto it. And it's floating in
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: the sea in Greece at a major shipping boat. You
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: know how far the shipping boats have to be? So
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: you can see in the video like mountains and stuff.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: How far she floated out.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: But she floated so far out.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, my God. And they're speaking in Greek. And, like,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: they get her. And she's fine. She's in a cute bikini.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: You know, like, she's like. And I don't know the
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: follow-up story of this. Like, were the parents freaking out?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Did they lose her? Or are they, like, drunk off
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: of Aperol Spritz and didn't notice that she was even
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: floating away?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's terrifying. But I'm glad she's okay. I'm glad
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: she's safe.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: We were in. Where were we? I want to say
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: we were like in Maui or somewhere with Brandon and
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: we had like a cheap little tube and it was floating, flipping,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: floating away. And he was chasing it. And I was like, Brandon,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: just stop. Like you're, you're never going to cut, you're
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: going too far out, you know? But like, I can
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: totally see how if you're on that, that's why they
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: don't allow them like in Malibu.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Because you could float way fast, far out. Anyway, she
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: was safe.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: But have you heard about all the sharks?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I've heard a lot of shark stories. There was one
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: in Florida. It was like swimming right amongst the people.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Just a shark come swimming right up. Yeah, and there
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: was a couple of Long Island ones.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: This photo was a beach goer on Anna Maria Island.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know where that is.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I don't either.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it, oh, Florida, Florida.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: There's like five decent sized sharks. Yeah. That are literally,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: you can see the girl, how close she's standing on
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: the beach. I mean, I can't believe I've never seen
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: anything this close and there were a ton of them. Yeah.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: And meanwhile, this other, um, I mean, the shark attacks
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: are out of control. This is a three-time world champion
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: surfer fought off a great white shark. He turned out
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: to be, it seemed to be okay. And, um, But
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: I saw it. He was an Australian surfer. And you
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: see him and they're filming it and they're like, oh, shit.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: And he comes and he's like fighting him off. And
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: then thank God a jet ski got him and he
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: like hopped on the jet sea. And he was like
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: and he said, I may never competitively surf again. Like
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: that was so the fact that he is alive is crazy.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Very, very scary of that. Yes, do you have something
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: to say?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I do, yeah. I mean, this is Juicy Scoop, and
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: I have some pretty juicy scoop. An investigation reveals that
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: a fast food restaurant's small-sized french fries are actually, you
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: actually get more french fries than you do in the medium.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, is it because they.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on a recent, Daily Mail did the investigation.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can see why, actually.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Small fires from popular fast food restaurants actually weigh more
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: than their medium-sized counterparts. During an investigation, took place in
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: New York City, the investigation, Wendy's small fries... Yeah. What
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: do you think a small fry Wendy's goes for? What
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: do you think the price is?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if it's not included, if it's just
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: like a la carte.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, say you're going to just, you're just getting, buying
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: a small fry.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: $ 1. 69.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: $ 2.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: 99.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: $ 2.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: 99.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: That's pretty expensive.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: For a small fry?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Small fry, and it weighs four ounces, while their medium
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: fry is $ 3. 49, and it only weighs 3.2 ounces. That's
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: a considerable difference.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: I think it's because the larger goes in a cardboard,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: and so they're kind of standing up. And I think
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: when the guy or girl is scooping it, it looks
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: full right away. And then they use the same scooper
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: for the paper one. And so it's shoved in there.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you're saying the small comes in a paper thing,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: which weighs less.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Even if you did the math and you took out
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: the weight of the thing. But that's what I think.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: I think that just more is getting in the paper
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: because you're using the same scooper for the largest.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not just Wendy's. Chick-fil-A also?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: So the small is better. Always buy a small.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Five Guys, McDonald's, Popeyes, and KFC are all.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: That is a great hack.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Get a small. Get a small. Go with a small.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Also, I saw something on Chick-fil-A that if you say,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: if you show your student ID, you can get a
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: free drink every time.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: A lot of times you have to download the app
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: to get like a free small fry. And the only
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: reason I won't do that is because I don't want
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: to die one day and they're like, God, he had
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of fast food apps. Like, what an. I
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: feel like I don't need to. Like one fast food
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: app is enough on your phone. If you have like
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: seven fast food apps, I think it's indicative of your lifestyle.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Brandon's friend was telling me that the Chick-fil-A across from
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: his high school, that this guy started to cook his
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: own chicken. He was a person without a roof or
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: permanent housing.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to say homeless anymore.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so he took a shopping cart from the grocery
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: store and he made it a barbecue. And he was
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the Chick-fil-A area.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Cooking his chicken.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, so he wasn't selling, and he wasn't trying to
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: put Chick-fil-A out of business.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. Well, I go, was he selling it?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: He goes, I don't know. It might have just been
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: for himself.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, he was like, I'm going to make my
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: own chicken. And I go, did anybody? He goes, yeah,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: the fire department came. Like, the thing is going to
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: catch on fire.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, the competition's everywhere. Now, the dress that broke
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: the internet, remember the story. Of the dress. Did you
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: see white and gold or did you see blue? Anyway,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: I always saw white and gold. This was the story.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: It happened in 2015. Anyway, the guy, the Scottish groom
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: from the wedding that popularized the dress that broke the
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: internet in 2015 has been charged with the tempting murder
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: of his wife, Grace.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: He's denied the charges. But he has apparently been assaulting
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: his wife for over 11 years. And this case is crazy.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: But the way the whole– from the couple's wedding emerged,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: the dress that broke the internet, which was worn by
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: the mother of the bride, it evolved into a viral
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: sensation after the guest posted a picture of the dress
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: on Tumblr asking whether people saw the dress as black
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: and blue or white and gold. So we just put
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: it up here to talk about this murder, attempted murder.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: And I– and Drake was here, who I gave birth to.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: And I said– I saw white and gold. He goes,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I saw white and gold. I go, what weirdo saw
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: blue and black?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: I did. I see blue and black. Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Did they ever figure out why?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: You see it differently than I? But there's been several
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: things on the internet like that. I wonder if you,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: oh my God. Can you please show this to Beckett?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: If she sees blue and black, I think that would
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: be a study I'd like to do. Yeah, like maybe
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: it's like a, like, I don't know.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: We'll find out.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Crazy. Well, anyway, as interesting as that was, this guy
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: tried to kill his wife. Allegedly tried to kill his wife.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Attempting to enter a vehicle and striking her on the
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: head while she was in the vehicle. Just a weird
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: sad thing. Anyway, he's been arrested, but he's denying it.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Breaking news, Lindsay Lohan had her baby.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: She had her baby. She had a boy. And I
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: don't know if her spouse or baby daddy is her spouse.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: It says husband. It says husband.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, so she got married.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Good for her. It said husband, yeah. So they had
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: their baby. So it's a boy. You know what?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: I know that she was having trouble for many years
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: because she was kind of not insurable.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: But now that she's a mom, I think she's been sober.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: It would be nice to see her make a comeback.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Well, she did a Christmas movie, one of those Hallmark.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Movies last year. Oh, we saw that. That was awful.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: But hopefully.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: She's kind of become a bit of a bad actress,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: so there's that.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always said the reason she made it is
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: because she was a kid with an old, scratchy voice.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: If you're a little girl... Mm-hmm. If you're a little
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: boy with an old, scratchy voice, it helps. But if
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: you're a little girl with an old person, scratchy voice,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: like you're a Boca Raton realtor, but you're nine.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: If you have a kid like that, listen to me, people.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Go become a momager. Get that kid working.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's tough out there for.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Also, if you're a gorgeous model and you have a
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: voice like that, you could be a head detective on
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Law & Order.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Remember that one girl? What was her name? She was
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: married to Angie Harmon.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Angie Harmon.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: She was a model-turned-actress.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Married to a football player. But she was like, okay,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: what are these fuckers doing over here? Like, you have
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: to have, like, a low, deep voice. But you can
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: be extremely pretty. You can be a size zero, and
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: you can still be beating up men with your.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah. Angie Harmon. Yeah. Who was she married to?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: She married to some football player. She had a good life.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: She had a good life.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Not acting anymore.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: She was a New York Giant for a while.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Speaking of a former football player, this is something that
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: came up, and I looked it up. She, Jessica Simpson
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: has talked about her issues with weight, how crazy it
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: was when she gained a few pounds and literally she
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: was wearing size four pants and the whole world was like,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: they were like high-waisted jeans and like a black bodysuit
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: and the whole world was like, I can't believe how
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: fat Jessica Simpson, like just absolutely horrible.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: And allegedly she was engaged to Tony Roma.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: And allegedly their prenup.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Tony Romo's the rib place here in Los Angeles.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, Romo.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Tony Romo, yeah, yeah. Tony Romo's the place you used
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: to get ribs here in L.A. I don't know if
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: they still have them. But Tony Romo's the quarterback.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Anyway, allegedly his prenup... Yeah. said that if she ever
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: went over a pound over 135 during their marriage, she
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: would automatically owe him $ 500, 000.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Really? Really.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: And so this article is about different prenups. Mostly prenups
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: are like, you know, for every year after five, if
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: we get divorced, you get another million or two million
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: or whatever. So almost like there's a reason to stay.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: And then sometimes when there is cheating or whatever, you
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: do a prenup or even a post up and be like,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: if this fucker cheats again and it's proven, I get
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: automatically a $ 5 million divorce. On top of what I
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: was already entitled to. Whatever. Right. It's just weird. But
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: that was the thing about the 135. Can you imagine?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Well, Jessica Simpson, you know, there was recently a picture
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: that came out with her. She looked a little strange
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: in the picture. And for whatever. But I recently, on
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: the plane, on the plane ride back here just yesterday.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I watched a movie called She Said. Yes. It came
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: out a year ago or two. Anyway, it's all about
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: the Harvey Weinstein, how it all broke. And these two
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: New York Times reporters broke the story. Yeah. Even before...
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: like Ronan Farrow's thing came out. This article came out.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: It's a great movie. You should, if you haven't seen it,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: watch it. You would love it. And they explain a
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: lot about- I haven't seen it, so I will watch it.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: And it is interesting, like, all the people you think of, like,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: the shit they must, like a Jessica Simpson must have
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: gone through, which is why she's probably a little kooky
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: at this point because of all the, this, and then
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: they talk about, like, you think of all the women
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: who were the first one to talk, according to this movie,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: was What's-Her-Face from The Craft. Yes. Yeah, she's the first. And,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: of course, everyone.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Rose McGowan.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Rose McGowan. She's the first one. And they're like, she's
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: a weirdo. She's a freak. Look at her. And then
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: it was... Do you.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Think I don't know these people? That's what she's like
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: in an interview when they said, who is the other
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: girl in The Craft? Alyssa Milano.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Alyssa Milano, yeah.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: They're like, Alyssa Milano said this. There's like an interview with.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: And Gigi... Chon or Chang, whatever her name, she was
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: interviewing her. And it was like, it's such a great
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: thing when she's like I don't trust her she's a
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: hypocrite and then she's like do you think I don't
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: know these people yeah anyway she knew everything.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Ashley Judd another one you know like she's crazy and
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: this was all like Harvey Weinstein's the one who like
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: started these campaigns to make them back her she's crazy
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: yeah It's good. You would love it.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Where is Rose McGowan?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Well, they were blackballed.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: Blackballed, and then they sued her for defamation. She had
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: to hire people. Yeah, that's what happened.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: And that's what they talk about in this movie. A
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: lot of them, like Gwyneth Paltrow, did not want to talk.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, I don't want to say anything. They
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: meet with Gwyneth Paltrow, these two reporters, several times. And
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: she's like, I don't want to go on the record.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: I've got to have a career here. So there were
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: some people who did.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you don't talk and then nobody knows.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: But anyway, it's great. She said, watch it. Very good movie.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Especially for a plane. Great plane movie.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: You said watch it. Jessica Simpson said watch it?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: No, I said watch it. Oh, watch it. That's my prediction.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: That's my.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: Opioids were found in Lisa Marie's body.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: Cause of death. It's small bowel obstruction. So apparently she
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: had gastric bypass years ago. Yeah. And that caused a
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: bowel obstruction. And then possibly that caused a lot of
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: pain in which then she started taking opioids.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: And so that is what they believe she died from.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: She died from small bowel obstruction. And then Terry Dubrow
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: of Botched, husband to Heather Dubrow of OC, he said,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: nobody's talking about this right now, but we need to
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: talk about it. They call it bariatric surgery. gastric, it's
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: the same thing, can create scar tissue that can strangulate
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: the intestines. And patients don't lose enough weight with it.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: And now they're turning to Ozempic to shed more pounds.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: And he says, Terry says, the combination of this bariatric
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: scarring from the surgery slowed intestines from weight loss drugs
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: like Ozempic and opioids to mask the pain can prove
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: to be a fatal concoction. So if you're going to
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: go on a Zephyr type drugs, according to Terry, Dr. Terry,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: and you get intestinal pain, then you get stomach bloating
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: and you get pain. Then you also drink alcohol. And
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: then if you're possibly predisposed to intestinal obstruction, then it
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: can be pancreatic. It's just horrible. Make sure you know
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: what's up, people. I never knew her to be fat.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: When was she ever fat that she would get gastric?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. So I don't think she was.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: She probably was just very self-conscious, but that's very sad.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: I just thought this was kind of interesting. I saw
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: this Daily Mail article, and it was from a TikTok.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: And the TikTok is a girl holding her daughter, who's
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: like 12. And she says, I shaved my daughter's face
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: So she won't be bullied, Daily Mail. And I looked
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: to the comments and they were like, but you put
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: it on TikTok?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: So now the whole world knows that she has to
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: shave her face. You think she's getting bullied at school
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: because she has a hairy face. Think how much she's
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: going to get bullied now that you've put it on
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: TikTok and Daily Mail and Juicy Scoop picked it up.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Now, why does it say, ain't no way you're going
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: to get bullied for your beautiful, thick Indian eyes? Oh,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: I thought it was an ad for eyebrows.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: So she has 2.1 million followers, just like every mother does.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Let's exploit my kid, right? And she showed a clip
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: of herself shaving her 12-year-old daughter's eyebrows and upper lip.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: And it drew praise from viewers, garnering 29.8 million views
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: because this girl has been bullied. due to her thick
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: eyebrows and facial hair, and she didn't want her to
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: experience the same. So the mother-daughter relationship as well empowered
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: the daughter in this manner, and it warmed the hearts.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: And anyway, I just thought it was funny because they
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: really warmed their hearts how nice it was that she
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: shaved her face. But I'm just saying, why did we
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: have to know that you're shaving her face? Why couldn't
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: we just... see her at school and know that she
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: didn't have a shaved face.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: And also she's a cute, like she's 12. Everybody looks
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: weird at 12. It's going to, it'll get better. It
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: gets better.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Um, did you hear about the latest with, um, with, uh,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: what do you call it? Who are these people? John,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: John and Kate plus eight. I just have to say, I,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: she is such a fucking bitch. This Kate.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: In my opinion. So she had the eight kids, the
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: twin girls, and then six, uh, Boys and girls. Right.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: She did this weird thing that if you watch documentaries
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: and read books on child abuse, which is really sad,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: oftentimes with multiple kids, they just pick one kid, the parent,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: the sick parent picks one kid. And that's what they
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: did with him. Yeah. And his sister says, because he
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: only talks to one sister, that he couldn't eat with
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: the family, he couldn't play with the family.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: He was totally isolated.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: And then she put him in an institution and he
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: was by himself in this institution. And the only thing
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: he's ever been diagnosed with is ADHD. Yeah. And now
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: he's 18 and he's articulate. He graduated from high school.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: And poor John, he spent a million dollars on lawyers
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: just to get him released from this mental hospital, which
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: he really shouldn't have been at.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I mean, I guess my mom was
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: going through a lot, but like, I don't know if
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: I'll ever talk to her again. And she doesn't talk
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: to the one sister that's close to him.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, I saw the kids of the, remember Octomom?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: Have you seen her kids?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: They're perfectly normal. They're like 14, 15. Yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: They look nice and normal and everybody turned out fine.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: But how did she afford them all those years? Because
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: she never got those series or anything.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She was doing some sort of OnlyFans or something
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: there for a minute.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: She was doing masturbation porn and stuff.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: But that couldn't have paid for the next 20 years.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: You kids happy?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your Twinkie. So you know how many masturbations I
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: had to.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Do? There's going to be a flying car.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bring it on already.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: They said it's the first fully electric flying car. It
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: can fit in a regular garage, I guess.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: You can pre-order it. It's around $ 300, 000.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: And yeah.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: You'll be able to fly it around. But remember how
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: we always thought there'd be flying cars? Like my dad
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: thought there'd be flying cars by the 80s. He goes,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: I remember going to like a World's Fair and they're like,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: there'll be flying cars in 1980. Yeah.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I went to a World's Fair once and they
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: showed the first microwave and people literally gasped. The guy opened,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: I know. The guy opened the door, and he touched
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: the pan, and people were like, and it hit. See,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: the pan's not hot. It's just the egg is hot.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: And people couldn't, they were.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Like, what is happening? This is craziness.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: He, like, touched the sides of it, and what? It
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: was just wild.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I would do it.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going to wrap it up. Let's just wrap it up.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wrap it up.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: This guy... Tom Holland. I guess he's Spider-Man, but he's
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: doing a show called The Crowded Room. The Crowded Room,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: and I think it's because he has multiple personalities. Anyway,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: one of the personalities that's on Apple likes to get
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: fucked in the ass by hot black guys.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: I saw a picture of him, yeah. And he says
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: he's quitting show business because this show gave him too
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: much mental problems.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, playing a mental person?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, he said it was too much
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: work for him to get into this character and he
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: might be getting out of show business.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, and then he dates Zendaya? Yeah, and he's.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Shorter than her, like you were saying. He's shorter than her.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look good on red carpets.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: Focus groups do not like that. Spider-Man is shorter than Zendaya?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: A lot shorter.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: Well, good thing you can leap around.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Anyway, there's supposed to be life on Mars, so we'll
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: have a place to move. Chris, NASA finds possible signs
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: of alien life on Mars. I mean, there is a
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: lot of alien stuff popping up.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: They zoomed in on the people, and it was those
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: two kids making out. Those two tattooed kids making out
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: on Mars.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Two brothers?
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the two brothers.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Chris, what a great ending.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: Chris, again, tell everybody where they can find you. Cover
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: to Cover podcast.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: Cover to Cover is my podcast friend, Jola. You have
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: some fun. Fun dates coming up. Come see me in Denver. Yes. Denver,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: I believe, is Comedy Works in Denver. August 8th, Wednesday night,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Comedy Works South.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: And then you'll be with me in Huntington.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Red Bank, New Jersey.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Red Bank, New Jersey.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: And yeah.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: And then San Francisco and Sacramento.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: Right. At the end of September.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: HeatherMcDonald.net. Enjoy the fun. Thank you so much. The car
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: is beautiful. Where did you end up going for it?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else. You
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: have to put me in touch. What's it called? It's
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: I got it on Done Deal Cars.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: Lift, please.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: You're going past Kimmage. Oh, Kimmage. No. Done Deal Cars.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.