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- 0:05Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Patricia Quinn, and you're luckily listening to Movie Meltdown.
- 0:11Speaker 2: Michael Rainey was ill the day.
- 0:14Speaker 1: The earth stood still But he told us where we stand.
- 0:22Speaker 2: And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear Claude Rains
- 0:29Speaker 2: was the invisible man.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong.
- 0:38Speaker 2: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
- 0:40Speaker 2: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
- 0:44Speaker 2: and parental discretion is advised.
- 0:56Speaker 3: It's showtime, folks.
- 0:59Speaker 4: Enjoy the show.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Kilowatts of power. What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown,
- 1:33Speaker 3: I'm Brian. And joining me today is... I'm Paul.
- 1:34Speaker 5: And I'm Gina.
- 1:35Speaker 4: I was gonna roll right.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Into it with you because in my mind you're still here, but.
- 2:01Speaker 2: For people at home and out there in the world,
- 2:04Speaker 2: it's been a long time, actually.
- 2:06Speaker 1: So I thought if nothing else, that would give us.
- 2:09Speaker 2: A good excuse to be like, hey, what have you
- 2:12Speaker 2: watched in the last three years or whatever?
- 2:14Speaker 5: It has not been that long.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Kind of. I can check. They're still uploaded. So I
- 2:22Speaker 2: can check dates. That's it. It was pre-COVID.
- 2:25Speaker 5: No, because I think we did one over the phone.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Well, that was still, that was the beginning of COVID.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Because that was during the lockdown. I only did four
- 2:34Speaker 2: of those episodes because I still don't really like doing
- 2:36Speaker 2: it that way. And we tried that because everyone was
- 2:40Speaker 2: supposed to stay away from each other. But then I
- 2:43Speaker 2: think we did one after that. That said, I.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Don't think that really anyone cares what we think anyway.
- 2:52Speaker 2: I mean, they will care about these fabulous conversations we're
- 2:56Speaker 2: about to have. I hope so.
- 2:59Speaker 5: How long has it been since we derailed one of
- 3:02Speaker 5: your podcasts?
- 3:03Speaker 1: Right, that's really what it's about.
- 3:04Speaker 2: So, now we can say.
- 3:06Speaker 1: We sort of live for derailing.
- 3:09Speaker 2: I don't know that there is a rail when I
- 3:11Speaker 2: come here.
- 3:11Speaker 5: I'm like a train that is.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I feel like you come into it and you have
- 3:16Speaker 1: a program and an idea and a path.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Sometimes.
- 3:18Speaker 1: And we totally, you know.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Like, I don't know. We destroyed that.
- 3:24Speaker 2: We find our own thing along the way. Okay. It
- 3:27Speaker 2: doesn't necessarily make sense to anyone else, or maybe even us.
- 3:31Speaker 2: But I think I remember this part where I can say,
- 3:35Speaker 2: we're coming to you live via digital recording from Blue
- 3:37Speaker 2: Jay Way. Have you changed your name?
- 3:40Speaker 1: Or are we still... Let's say no. We're keeping that.
- 3:43Speaker 2: We still have a lot of Blue Jays. All right, then.
- 3:46Speaker 2: So there you go.
- 3:46Speaker 6: Now we have Hawks.
- 3:47Speaker 1: They're slowly being dispatched by Hawks.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Hawks are... pretty plentiful i don't know if where you
- 3:53Speaker 2: live at home if you're looking around and going like
- 3:55Speaker 2: oh are they coming to get me because i saw
- 3:57Speaker 2: one on the top of a telephone pole kind of
- 4:00Speaker 2: area yesterday i think it was more of a street
- 4:01Speaker 2: light but it was sizable it was just like yeah
- 4:06Speaker 2: that might carry off a small child at this point yeah.
- 4:08Speaker 6: They started with our rabbits it's wonderful it's a wonderful
- 4:12Speaker 6: comeback story really i mean it's like rocky you know
- 4:16Speaker 6: yeah but with raptors giant birds oh but here's.
- 4:19Speaker 5: A weird thing so we also have mockingbirds which are
- 4:22Speaker 5: pretty good at mimicking things but the blue jays will
- 4:26Speaker 5: also mimic the hawks sometimes.
- 4:32Speaker 1: And then a murder of crows will chase it.
- 4:35Speaker 5: Away oh yeah we call them putin like putin was
- 4:37Speaker 5: the hawk and ukraine were the crows because it was
- 4:41Speaker 5: real weird when that all started.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Yeah so anyway the man stands alone See? Derailed.
- 4:49Speaker 5: The planet, not the movie.
- 4:52Speaker 2: The Birds is a fine film. I'm a fan of it.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Let's start from there and roll on through this mess. So,
- 5:00Speaker 2: that having been said, it's been a while, so we
- 5:03Speaker 2: can say, hey, have you seen any movies lately? And
- 5:05Speaker 2: we should have tons of stuff to distract ourselves with
- 5:09Speaker 2: until this is done.
- 5:10Speaker 1: There's a few.
- 5:12Speaker 2: There's a few.
- 5:13Speaker 1: But, the problem is, I don't know that I'll be
- 5:16Speaker 1: able to recall those except for only the most very
- 5:20Speaker 1: recent ones so it's really like this is why.
- 5:24Speaker 5: There's a big black hole.
- 5:25Speaker 2: A magical app that tells you i specifically updated mine
- 5:29Speaker 2: before i left because my brain is swiss cheese at
- 5:32Speaker 2: this point so i know i won't remember what i
- 5:35Speaker 2: watched like last week i'll probably be okay current week
- 5:39Speaker 2: But the week before already starts to get iffy. So
- 5:42Speaker 2: now for this show purposes, put an app on the
- 5:45Speaker 2: phone so that I can only keep track. It's just
- 5:47Speaker 2: a running list. So I can scroll back and be like,
- 5:49Speaker 2: oh yeah, I watched that. That my brain is already
- 5:51Speaker 2: very organized.
- 5:52Speaker 5: Even if I just kept a note about what we watched,
- 5:54Speaker 5: it would be more helpful. However, do you want to
- 5:56Speaker 5: hear about what we watched most recently?
- 5:58Speaker 2: Sure. Well, okay.
- 6:00Speaker 5: So not totally most recently, but second most recently. The
- 6:03Speaker 5: Man from UNCLE. Oh.
- 6:05Speaker 2: All right. The not TV series.
- 6:08Speaker 1: No. The remake.
- 6:09Speaker 2: The movie. That may or may not have... Does this
- 6:12Speaker 2: one have that Superman dude in it?
- 6:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Or is that just Mission Impossible?
- 6:16Speaker 1: I can't keep the two.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Is he in that?
- 6:18Speaker 1: He's in the last Mission Impossible 2.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Oh, he's so generic. Not 2, but also.
- 6:22Speaker 5: Part of my problem is, and I'll say this because
- 6:24Speaker 5: this is what I said the minute we started it.
- 6:26Speaker 5: It's from like 2015.
- 6:27Speaker 2: I feel like I watched it as the sad thing,
- 6:30Speaker 2: but I don't really remember anything.
- 6:32Speaker 1: It wasn't bad.
- 6:33Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 6:33Speaker 2: And that was mine. I was like, it's fine. But
- 6:36Speaker 2: it's also kind of forgettable.
- 6:38Speaker 1: The Guy Ritchie effect was actually, you know... Good, and
- 6:42Speaker 1: it was a much better film than the King Arthur.
- 6:46Speaker 2: For those of you who have been listening a really
- 6:49Speaker 2: long time, you heard us do an entire episode of that.
- 6:53Speaker 5: It was so bad.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the reason you watched that.
- 6:56Speaker 5: So the two guys that are in that are so
- 6:58Speaker 5: incredibly generic. That it's like, it's the dark haired guy
- 7:03Speaker 5: and the blonde haired guy.
- 7:03Speaker 2: See, I don't even remember who the other one was.
- 7:05Speaker 2: I was like, I think that builds one. Who was
- 7:07Speaker 2: the other?
- 7:08Speaker 5: So the other was, and Paul didn't know this whole backstory,
- 7:11Speaker 5: which was why I brought up the backstory. Because I said, well,
- 7:14Speaker 5: they'd have to reboot this entire thing now. Because it's
- 7:17Speaker 5: the guy that was like.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Named.
- 7:20Speaker 5: The guy with the hair.
- 7:21Speaker 1: You know, the guy with the thing.
- 7:22Speaker 5: I didn't realize he was that tall. Armie Hammer. And
- 7:25Speaker 5: I do remember that because his family.
- 7:26Speaker 2: Oh, so actually both of them now. Yeah. Because Armie Hammer,
- 7:30Speaker 2: you definitely don't want anything to do with. You definitely,
- 7:31Speaker 2: that's a. But I keep hearing stories about Cavill.
- 7:34Speaker 5: That's kind of on.
- 7:36Speaker 2: The fence as well. Didn't he play Jesus? No, that's.
- 7:39Speaker 5: Who am I thinking of?
- 7:40Speaker 3: John.
- 7:42Speaker 5: Krasinski?
- 7:43Speaker 2: No. But he does have a beard now.
- 7:46Speaker 5: You also may remember me as the person. Who always
- 7:50Speaker 5: misremembers who's in a movie.
- 7:51Speaker 2: We recently just had a discussion on a recent episode
- 7:55Speaker 2: about trying to discuss a movie with your mother. You
- 7:58Speaker 2: are officially the mom of every episode.
- 8:01Speaker 5: Because I'm like, it's a guy with the hair and
- 8:03Speaker 5: the legs.
- 8:03Speaker 2: She's not really that old, but somehow she immediately got
- 8:06Speaker 2: mom brain like really quick.
- 8:08Speaker 5: No, I just, everybody is so generic that it's hard
- 8:10Speaker 5: to remember who's who unless they are like that. Okay,
- 8:13Speaker 5: so that reminds me I had a dream. It was
- 8:14Speaker 5: totally crazy.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
- 8:16Speaker 5: But yeah, so that has Armie Hammer who threatened to
- 8:19Speaker 5: eat a woman. Which is such a bomb way to
- 8:22Speaker 5: say it.
- 8:22Speaker 2: Was she tender and tasty? Because, I mean, who can
- 8:25Speaker 2: fight that?
- 8:26Speaker 5: I think she was a snack.
- 8:27Speaker 1: This is the thing that I didn't get when you
- 8:28Speaker 1: and I talked about this. How long ago has it
- 8:31Speaker 1: been since he potentially ate someone?
- 8:37Speaker 5: Well, he didn't eat anybody. He was not an eater.
- 8:39Speaker 2: There was no E.T.
- 8:40Speaker 5: He wasn't convicted of eating anybody.
- 8:44Speaker 2: But he was definitely very creepy dude.
- 8:47Speaker 5: He's a creepy dude.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Was he really looking for the right person?
- 8:51Speaker 2: I don't know that he was full on cannibalism, but
- 8:54Speaker 2: he was definitely a misogynistic asshole. I don't even know
- 8:57Speaker 2: the story. So you say that he was basically blackballed.
- 9:04Speaker 5: Well, it's just kind of gross and a creeper.
- 9:06Speaker 2: That's creeper. I agree. To put it in perspective, I
- 9:10Speaker 2: did see that last murder on the Orient Express sequel movie.
- 9:14Speaker 5: Which they totally count.
- 9:15Speaker 2: And the thing is, it's Good. It's a really good movie.
- 9:19Speaker 2: But if you watch the trailer, he's not in it.
- 9:21Speaker 2: You don't know it.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Murder on the Orient Express or Murder on the Nile?
- 9:25Speaker 2: Part two, Nile times. Because Murder on the Orient Express
- 9:28Speaker 2: was awesome. They're both good. But that's the thing.
- 9:30Speaker 5: But it was hush-hush about him being in it.
- 9:33Speaker 2: It hit right before they were about to release that movie.
- 9:35Speaker 2: And they were like, oh shit, he's a major character
- 9:38Speaker 2: in this movie. And we've invested millions making this movie.
- 9:41Speaker 2: We still have to put it out. So it's happened
- 9:43Speaker 2: within the last year. In the last year and a half,
- 9:45Speaker 2: two years.
- 9:45Speaker 5: So this is kind of the weird thing. So were
- 9:48Speaker 5: both of those franchises ruined because wasn't Johnny Depp in
- 9:52Speaker 5: Murder on the Orient Express?
- 9:53Speaker 2: Yeah, which even at the time.
- 9:54Speaker 5: Like right around at the time.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Which I think I've said this before when I watched it.
- 9:58Speaker 2: So spoilers if you didn't watch it. But basically, it's
- 10:01Speaker 2: okay what happens. Because he's not in it much. If
- 10:05Speaker 2: that tells you what's going on. It's a murder kind
- 10:08Speaker 2: of movie.
- 10:08Speaker 5: That they had these two same.
- 10:10Speaker 2: But I almost felt, because at that point we knew
- 10:12Speaker 2: Johnny Depp was kind of an asshole. It was before
- 10:14Speaker 2: the whole trial. Right. But we already all knew he
- 10:16Speaker 2: was an asshole. So like when what happens happens, you're like,
- 10:19Speaker 2: ha ha, take that Johnny Depp. And it was okay.
- 10:22Speaker 2: But it was a little too fresh with the cavil
- 10:25Speaker 2: and or army hammer.
- 10:27Speaker 5: No, the army hammer.
- 10:28Speaker 2: All of the above. They're all creepy.
- 10:29Speaker 5: He has this really incredibly troubled family story anyway, historically.
- 10:33Speaker 3: Which one?
- 10:33Speaker 2: The hammers?
- 10:34Speaker 3: The hammers.
- 10:34Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 10:35Speaker 5: So there was like, his grandfather had this huge, and
- 10:38Speaker 5: I think his... His grandfather was Art Armand Hammer.
- 10:42Speaker 2: You know, from the baking powder company? No, who had
- 10:46Speaker 2: this amazing art.
- 10:47Speaker 5: Collection that toured the country. I don't know if it
- 10:50Speaker 5: toured the world. I mean, I'm in Kentucky Gallery. I
- 10:52Speaker 5: remember seeing it here. In the, like, early 80s. I mean,
- 10:55Speaker 5: it was like Renoir and, you know, just these amazing painters.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Doesn't everyone have those?
- 11:01Speaker 5: I mean, just an incredible art collection. Anyway, he comes
- 11:04Speaker 5: from a very moneyed family. Troubled moneyed family. And then
- 11:09Speaker 5: he had this lovely wife and like two kids, right?
- 11:12Speaker 2: How'd those kids turn out?
- 11:13Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 11:13Speaker 5: They're still young.
- 11:14Speaker 1: He ate them all.
- 11:16Speaker 5: They're not eating anybody. They might be eaties and not eaters.
- 11:21Speaker 5: So it's interesting that those two really cool kind of
- 11:24Speaker 5: ideas of, you know, you can take this and make
- 11:27Speaker 5: it an interesting, you know, sequels and that kind of
- 11:31Speaker 5: thing sort of get screwed up by these.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Two just egos.
- 11:35Speaker 5: They thought they could be misogynistic.
- 11:38Speaker 1: I would say that the movie itself was... It was okay.
- 11:43Speaker 1: It was well done. It was a well done movie.
- 11:48Speaker 1: I mean, there were.
- 11:48Speaker 5: I mean, it looked good.
- 11:50Speaker 1: There were some moments in the script where you're like,
- 11:54Speaker 1: that was an awful large leap. But aside from that,
- 11:58Speaker 1: I mean, stylistically.
- 11:59Speaker 2: It was pretty cool.
- 12:00Speaker 5: I think we have the perspective of being from an
- 12:03Speaker 5: age where we didn't grow up with a man from Uncle,
- 12:06Speaker 5: but we grew up watching... reruns of like that, Hawaii Five-0, Chips,
- 12:11Speaker 5: like stupid stuff where you were like, okay, so I'll
- 12:13Speaker 5: give it that. I'll make the leap. But if you
- 12:15Speaker 5: didn't grow up around that, you'd be like, this is
- 12:17Speaker 5: the most stupid thing I've ever seen. The coolest thing
- 12:20Speaker 5: about it are like the costumes and the cars and
- 12:22Speaker 5: the setting, you know?
- 12:23Speaker 4: Yes, yes.
- 12:23Speaker 1: The suits, the dresses.
- 12:25Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Yeah, the cars.
- 12:27Speaker 5: So it was beautiful in that sense, but I think
- 12:29Speaker 5: it was pretty much a terrible, terrible movie. But it
- 12:32Speaker 5: was fun enough that I would have been like, I'd
- 12:34Speaker 5: watch a sequel.
- 12:35Speaker 2: I don't see.
- 12:36Speaker 5: Because sometimes I just like dogs.
- 12:38Speaker 1: I mean, I've seen terrible movies. It wasn't terrible.
- 12:44Speaker 2: That's the thing. I remember it being somewhat competent, but
- 12:47Speaker 2: I mean, he is, he's been doing this a while.
- 12:49Speaker 2: He should be a competent director, but it wasn't fantastic.
- 12:53Speaker 5: No, and I don't, how much was he involved? I
- 12:55Speaker 5: feel like it was like a Guy Ritchie supervised film.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Well, and that's the thing.
- 12:59Speaker 5: Where they were like, we'll take your effects and your style.
- 13:02Speaker 2: That's all of his stuff. only worse and worse. That's
- 13:06Speaker 2: what I was trying to look up. I was like,
- 13:08Speaker 2: he's gotten to be not only all over the map,
- 13:11Speaker 2: but also so much of his stuff is just watered
- 13:13Speaker 2: down now. At least he used to have a signature style,
- 13:18Speaker 2: whereas now I'm like, you know, from the director of Aladdin. No.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Live action Aladdin.
- 13:28Speaker 5: Is that out yet?
- 13:30Speaker 2: As of 2019. No.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Come on, Grandma.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Get it together.
- 13:35Speaker 5: Why would I watch any Aladdin?
- 13:37Speaker 1: So one of the other movies that we recently watched
- 13:41Speaker 1: was The Menu.
- 13:43Speaker 3: Oh.
- 13:45Speaker 2: I had someone bring it up lately. I have not
- 13:48Speaker 2: seen it, so I guess don't totally spoil it. But
- 13:51Speaker 2: at the same time, my question to them was, so
- 13:53Speaker 2: I will pose it to you, is there anything going
- 13:56Speaker 2: on in the movie that I don't feel like I
- 13:58Speaker 2: already know is going on in the trailer? Because I
- 14:01Speaker 2: watched the trailer and would be like, well... I kind
- 14:03Speaker 2: of feel like I know what's happening in this movie.
- 14:05Speaker 1: No, it's well done. It's just an hour and.
- 14:06Speaker 2: A half longer. Wait a minute.
- 14:08Speaker 1: I don't know. The trailer that I watched gave me
- 14:13Speaker 1: no information really about how everything played out. I mean,
- 14:22Speaker 1: I didn't feel like I knew what was going to happen.
- 14:25Speaker 2: Okay. I still feel like I want to watch it,
- 14:28Speaker 2: but as soon as I saw that first trailer, I
- 14:31Speaker 2: was like, so it's all right there, right? So I'm
- 14:35Speaker 2: hoping I'm wrong.
- 14:36Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think you should watch it
- 14:38Speaker 1: either way.
- 14:39Speaker 5: Yeah, you never know what trailer.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Either way, you should watch it. Feels like it should
- 14:43Speaker 2: have had Armie Hammer in it, right? I mean, it
- 14:47Speaker 2: was called The Menu. Feels like that's the misstep there,
- 14:51Speaker 2: is it should have been starring. But wait.
- 14:54Speaker 5: So let me go back to.
- 14:55Speaker 2: My point about.
- 14:57Speaker 5: Having to watch anything with Armie Hammer or Henry Cavill.
- 15:00Speaker 5: I feel like they're two of the most generic looking
- 15:03Speaker 5: men I've ever seen.
- 15:04Speaker 2: I mean, that's part of my problem with him.
- 15:06Speaker 5: The blonde guy and the dark haired guy. I didn't
- 15:09Speaker 5: know Armie Hammer was so tall. That was the thing.
- 15:12Speaker 2: That's kind of the thing with both of them. They're
- 15:14Speaker 2: forgettable in giant leading man roles sometimes. There's nothing about them.
- 15:19Speaker 2: There's nothing to them.
- 15:21Speaker 5: To bring you in. They have no charisma. They have
- 15:23Speaker 5: no charm.
- 15:24Speaker 2: And that was my issue. I mean, not that I
- 15:25Speaker 2: haven't bitched about this a million times on this show,
- 15:27Speaker 2: but that's my issue with Cavill as Superman. It was like,
- 15:31Speaker 2: he doesn't make me even want to care about Superman.
- 15:35Speaker 2: And I already don't really care about Superman as a character. Again,
- 15:39Speaker 2: if I'm going to pick somebody... Batman is dark and
- 15:42Speaker 2: screwed up and like he's got something to latch on
- 15:44Speaker 2: to and like at least there's some drama there where
- 15:47Speaker 2: Superman as a character even in like comic books cartoons
- 15:51Speaker 2: he's perfect he's a fucking god so I'm like why
- 15:54Speaker 2: do I want to care about him The only thing
- 15:56Speaker 2: that set it aside when I was a kid was
- 15:58Speaker 2: Christopher Reeve. Christopher Reeve had so much charisma.
- 16:02Speaker 5: Or did he?
- 16:02Speaker 2: That I'm like, no, he did. Because I've watched him recently.
- 16:05Speaker 2: And I'm like, he's just so good. That I'm just like,
- 16:08Speaker 2: you make me care about Superman. And I don't otherwise.
- 16:11Speaker 5: Can I tell you what I think about that?
- 16:13Speaker 3: Okay.
- 16:13Speaker 5: I think we had no superhero films when we were kids.
- 16:16Speaker 2: That helps too. Except Superman.
- 16:17Speaker 3: But.
- 16:18Speaker 2: I mean, that at least changed it because now we
- 16:21Speaker 2: have a million things to compare every superhero movie to. But,
- 16:25Speaker 2: I mean, I've gone back, not just the Superman, but
- 16:27Speaker 2: I've watched him in several other things lately and Christopher
- 16:29Speaker 2: Reeve was just fucking good. He was just way talented
- 16:33Speaker 2: at bringing something else going on. Watch, and I brought
- 16:38Speaker 2: it up so I won't go too far into it,
- 16:39Speaker 2: but if you haven't seen or it's been a long
- 16:42Speaker 2: time since you've seen Death Trap, he is so good
- 16:45Speaker 2: in that. It is like so layered. It's been a
- 16:47Speaker 2: long time. And like subtle as to what, because it
- 16:51Speaker 2: would be really easy to do that over the top
- 16:53Speaker 2: in a couple of different ways. And he kind of
- 16:56Speaker 2: knows where that line is and doesn't cross it ever.
- 16:59Speaker 2: And makes like their relationship between all of the characters
- 17:03Speaker 2: really good and interesting.
- 17:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:06Speaker 5: I would watch that again.
- 17:07Speaker 2: I mean, it's been forever. Yeah, that one is really interesting.
- 17:10Speaker 2: And even like, again, I've watched other stuff lately that
- 17:13Speaker 2: had him in it that I hadn't seen before. And
- 17:14Speaker 2: I'm just like, he just kind of sucks you in
- 17:17Speaker 2: as a leading man more so than.
- 17:18Speaker 5: Henry Cavill, who does not, he don't care.
- 17:20Speaker 2: Cavill just doesn't bring anything to anything. I've seen him
- 17:23Speaker 2: in things that he's tolerably in. Again, that Mission Impossible movie.
- 17:27Speaker 2: He's good because he's kind of the dick and we
- 17:29Speaker 2: all buy him as a dick. So like he's there
- 17:32Speaker 2: to go head to head with our... Ethan or whatever.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Whatever that dude's name is. Top Gun.
- 17:38Speaker 1: So he's there to fight Top Gun.
- 17:40Speaker 2: And they legitimately beat each other's ass. And he's good
- 17:45Speaker 2: as this action star in this movie who's playing an asshole.
- 17:48Speaker 2: Because we buy him as an asshole. Yeah. But as
- 17:51Speaker 2: far as him being a character that you want to
- 17:54Speaker 2: care about, no, I don't see that at all.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Have you, speaking of, have you watched Top Gun Maverick since.
- 18:04Speaker 2: You brought it up. Since I brought it up specifically. Okay,
- 18:07Speaker 2: that's another one that the trailer almost killed for me.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Oh.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Because I don't know that I cared about them making
- 18:13Speaker 2: a sequel anyway. And I watched the trailer in whatever
- 18:16Speaker 2: I was seeing in the theater and I was like,
- 18:18Speaker 2: it looks like they have gone and pieced together every
- 18:22Speaker 2: scene from the first movie that people remember and talk about.
- 18:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:25Speaker 2: And done a new old man version of it.
- 18:28Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 18:28Speaker 2: I've already seen that movie. Why do I need to see?
- 18:30Speaker 2: Now granted, I've heard tons of people go on and
- 18:33Speaker 2: on about how great this movie is. So eventually I
- 18:35Speaker 2: guess I will.
- 18:36Speaker 1: You know what, Brian?
- 18:37Speaker 2: I just felt like it was a rehash and that's
- 18:40Speaker 2: not the way people are treating it. So I may
- 18:42Speaker 2: be wrong. I assume I'm wrong. I completely agree with you. Well,
- 18:47Speaker 2: I'll say this.
- 18:48Speaker 1: If you were interested in my opinion, I'd say it
- 18:50Speaker 1: is on par with The man from Uncle.
- 18:55Speaker 2: I was going to say, even if you say the
- 18:58Speaker 2: original Top Gun, that's not saying much.
- 19:01Speaker 5: I was going to say, I think it's better than
- 19:03Speaker 5: the original Top Gun.
- 19:04Speaker 2: Because when I watched Top Gun as a dumb kid,
- 19:07Speaker 2: I was like, awesome, planes, woohoo. And I went back
- 19:10Speaker 2: and revisited it even in the last 10 years. It
- 19:13Speaker 2: hasn't been recently, but I watched it just because. And
- 19:16Speaker 2: I was like, this is just a big Harlequin romance
- 19:19Speaker 2: novel that has side playing scenes. And then they come
- 19:24Speaker 2: back and it's just a big sappy romance. Except Goose does.
- 19:28Speaker 2: That's fine.
- 19:29Speaker 5: Spoiler alert.
- 19:32Speaker 2: As long as you make Jennifer Connelly show up. Everybody
- 19:35Speaker 2: loves Jennifer Connelly.
- 19:38Speaker 1: And Meg Ryan.
- 19:40Speaker 2: Not me. Meg Ryan's overrated. I have old time performances
- 19:47Speaker 2: of Meg Ryan that were okay. I did not go
- 19:50Speaker 2: into her the way America seemed to love her.
- 19:54Speaker 5: I have a segue.
- 19:55Speaker 2: I have a segue.
- 19:56Speaker 1: So last night, Jean fell asleep for this, but I
- 20:00Speaker 1: started watching Armed and Dangerous with john candy.
- 20:05Speaker 2: John candy i can picture the vhs cover right in.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Uh uh eugene levy eugene levy yeah and of course
- 20:14Speaker 1: meg ryan is in it and several.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Other notable people i don't think i even saw it
- 20:18Speaker 2: i just remembered it from back in the day i
- 20:21Speaker 2: would it it was let's say this it was not
- 20:24Speaker 2: a good film.
- 20:27Speaker 1: It was another tolerable film. I was watching it and
- 20:31Speaker 1: I thought, well, I'm just going to keep watching it
- 20:33Speaker 1: and I'm going to stay away because I want to
- 20:35Speaker 1: see how it ends.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Even though I'd seen it before.
- 20:38Speaker 1: See, even.
- 20:40Speaker 2: And.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute. And I was so
- 20:45Speaker 1: curious about the, you know, oddity that is Armed and
- 20:49Speaker 1: Dangerous that I had to Google... Some of the people
- 20:53Speaker 1: in it. And, of course, I found out that Stacey
- 20:55Speaker 1: Keech's dad, Stacey Keech Sr., plays the judge.
- 21:01Speaker 5: The greater?
- 21:03Speaker 2: Of the Keeches, you know. The greater Keech. So, anyway.
- 21:08Speaker 5: Or is he the lesser Keech?
- 21:09Speaker 1: But there's some crazy, really weird stuff in that film.
- 21:13Speaker 1: I mean, it's no, what's the name of that movie?
- 21:16Speaker 1: It's Keech.
- 21:17Speaker 2: It's no Canadian bacon. Nothing but trouble.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Nothing but trouble. Dan Aykroyd's Nothing But Trouble.
- 21:23Speaker 2: These all fall into that category of 80s what the fuck.
- 21:31Speaker 2: There's just so much stuff that I watch now from
- 21:34Speaker 2: that era that I watched a million times at the
- 21:36Speaker 2: time and didn't notice anything.
- 21:38Speaker 1: And now I just watch them and go.
- 21:39Speaker 2: this is so 80s. And like not even in cheesy
- 21:43Speaker 2: nostalgia 80s gimmicky things, just there's stuff that they do
- 21:47Speaker 2: in movies that wouldn't happen. Absolutely. Or even the fact
- 21:51Speaker 2: that as you named that, I was like, wow, this
- 21:53Speaker 2: was a time when your starring roles would be John
- 21:57Speaker 2: Candy and Eugene Levy. Would that happen now? Where's your
- 22:01Speaker 2: Henry Cavill? Where's your Armie Hammer? Neither of them are
- 22:04Speaker 2: pretty boys. So it's like, even in a comedy, it
- 22:07Speaker 2: seems like, I think it's interesting. It would be hard
- 22:09Speaker 2: to do something like that.
- 22:09Speaker 1: It's sort of a, you know, it's, well, you're opening
- 22:13Speaker 1: the time capsule to 1986. And you see all the
- 22:18Speaker 1: cultural things relevant in 1986 or irrelevant in 1986. And
- 22:22Speaker 1: in this case, you know, you can be in a
- 22:25Speaker 1: traffic jam on a bridge and you can get in
- 22:29Speaker 1: a semi and convince the guy that you need.
- 22:32Speaker 2: To plow over....
- 22:35Speaker 1: Two dozen cars to get out of the traffic jam.
- 22:38Speaker 1: And then he stopped. And then get away with it.
- 22:41Speaker 2: I mean. To meet the police. That is the 80s, right?
- 22:45Speaker 5: I haven't watched this because I fell asleep. But then
- 22:47Speaker 5: I would imagine at some point they like pass like
- 22:49Speaker 5: a buxom girl in a like, you know, it's a
- 22:52Speaker 5: car without the top. convertible at one point and then
- 22:58Speaker 5: like honk or wave i mean.
- 22:59Speaker 2: That would i mean i would hope so i paid
- 23:03Speaker 2: good money for this ticket i want to see a buxom.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Girl how is that not in that movie at one
- 23:07Speaker 1: point john candy takes this huge gun and gives it
- 23:13Speaker 1: to the truck driver in full view of all like
- 23:18Speaker 1: the police At a huge crime scene and says, here,
- 23:22Speaker 1: you can have it.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Okay, this is one I can't remember if I brought
- 23:27Speaker 2: it up at the time. But I watched, because I
- 23:30Speaker 2: didn't remember watching it really. I remember being on cable
- 23:33Speaker 2: as a kid. Do you remember watching Cloak and Dagger? Yes.
- 23:37Speaker 2: I loved Cloak and Dagger. Have you watched it recently?
- 23:39Speaker 3: No.
- 23:40Speaker 2: Is it bad? I mean, it's a weird scenario because
- 23:43Speaker 2: it becomes that you forget, like, Dabney Coleman's essentially a...
- 23:47Speaker 2: fictional character potentially maybe sort of but also his dad
- 23:51Speaker 2: but the bulk of the movie is a whole bunch
- 23:55Speaker 2: of grown-ups trying to murder a child yeah they're all
- 23:58Speaker 2: spies and they're trying to kill a small child firing
- 24:03Speaker 2: guns at him right and left and i'm just like
- 24:05Speaker 2: i don't know that we would make this now like
- 24:08Speaker 2: Certainly not as a fun comedy that you'd bring the
- 24:11Speaker 2: whole family to. Right, yes.
- 24:13Speaker 1: The modern child spy stuff is very... Cute.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Or even, yeah, if you get to even like the
- 24:21Speaker 2: 90s version, you get the Frankie Muniz is a spy,
- 24:24Speaker 2: but I bet they weren't firing guns at him right
- 24:26Speaker 2: and left. Like it becomes more of a wacky thing
- 24:29Speaker 2: and he gets one over on him because he's smarter
- 24:31Speaker 2: than the grown-ups.
- 24:32Speaker 1: They're all essentially remakes of Home Alone.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 24:36Speaker 2: But yeah, that was relatively serious at points. And every
- 24:40Speaker 2: few minutes somebody was firing a gun at this poor
- 24:42Speaker 2: small child. And I was just like, wow, this is, again,
- 24:45Speaker 2: a time when you could do that sort of stuff.
- 24:47Speaker 2: What was the name of that kid? Henry Thomas.
- 24:49Speaker 1: Henry Thomas, that's right.
- 24:50Speaker 2: He seems like a good guy. Even now when I
- 24:52Speaker 2: see him, he's a legitimately good actor and is not
- 24:57Speaker 2: messed up. Being the biggest child actor of his era, basically.
- 25:03Speaker 2: That was that time where if you had a movie
- 25:05Speaker 2: even right before E.T. or after and you needed a kid,
- 25:08Speaker 2: you were trying to get him. You may not have
- 25:10Speaker 2: because you couldn't afford him. Was he the.
- 25:12Speaker 5: Same kid that was in The Black Stallion?
- 25:13Speaker 2: Does anybody remember that? No, that's a different kid.
- 25:16Speaker 5: They kind of look the same, don't they?
- 25:17Speaker 2: He does look similar, though.
- 25:19Speaker 5: He was the E.T.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Kid.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Thomas was in the... What was the movie where he... Oh, Daryl.
- 25:28Speaker 5: That was him?
- 25:30Speaker 2: Well, there's the other kid, because there's two kids, right?
- 25:32Speaker 2: There's the real kid, and then there's the fake Daryl
- 25:34Speaker 2: robot kid. Those are two different kids, right? Is he
- 25:38Speaker 2: still in it? I'm picturing the Daryl kid, which is
- 25:42Speaker 2: not Henry Thomas. But I think there's a human kid
- 25:46Speaker 2: that's in there too that may or may not be
- 25:48Speaker 2: Henry Thomas. Again, that's another one I remembered on cable.
- 25:51Speaker 2: I could not tell you if I ever sat down
- 25:53Speaker 2: and watched Daryl. I just know of it more than
- 25:56Speaker 2: anything as an 80s dork that I was. Let's see.
- 25:59Speaker 1: It's not just Daryl. It's D. Period. A.
- 26:03Speaker 2: Good luck typing that. Typing.
- 26:07Speaker 5: It's Daryl.
- 26:09Speaker 1: I can't find it.
- 26:10Speaker 2: Oh, here it is.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Michael McKean, Mary Beth Hurt.
- 26:14Speaker 2: I think he's like the dad.
- 26:16Speaker 5: I just didn't see it. Why should I act like I'm.
- 26:18Speaker 2: Shocked by anyone.
- 26:20Speaker 5: Who's in it? I don't think you have a Henry
- 26:24Speaker 5: Thomas in that.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Nope.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Barrett Oliver. That's who I was thinking of. Not Henry Thomas.
- 26:30Speaker 2: I remember the little dark haired kid that is Daryl
- 26:32Speaker 2: and he is not Henry Thomas. That's all I remember really.
- 26:36Speaker 2: But yeah, it was a different time and you could
- 26:38Speaker 2: do a lot of weird stuff that would not end
- 26:40Speaker 2: up in movies now. I've got one that actually turned
- 26:46Speaker 2: into two that I watched recently, almost knowing that we
- 26:50Speaker 2: were going to sit down and talk.
- 26:51Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
- 26:52Speaker 2: Because, number one, I forgot these were a thing. Number two,
- 26:58Speaker 2: I forgot who made them. And then number three, I
- 27:00Speaker 2: was like, oh, you guys have to have an opinion
- 27:02Speaker 2: on this. I don't even know if you've seen the movies,
- 27:04Speaker 2: but I think you'll have an opinion either way. I watched...
- 27:08Speaker 2: The original and then the follow-up National Treasure movie. Oh,
- 27:13Speaker 2: my gosh.
- 27:16Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Yeah. I had not seen them because I saw the
- 27:21Speaker 2: trailer at the time and went, I've seen enough. This
- 27:24Speaker 2: looks like a big, dumb movie. And then as I
- 27:26Speaker 2: watched it, I was like, all right, this is what
- 27:28Speaker 2: you embrace about these movies. It is a big, dumb movie,
- 27:32Speaker 2: but it is an entertaining big, dumb movie. So if
- 27:35Speaker 2: that's all you want is a big, dumb, entertaining movie...
- 27:37Speaker 2: They definitely follow through. It's a fun time if you
- 27:43Speaker 2: don't want to think too much about it because your
- 27:45Speaker 2: head will explode if you do.
- 27:46Speaker 5: So I have such a hard time with those movies
- 27:48Speaker 5: because I cannot watch.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Cage?
- 27:52Speaker 5: Nicolas Cage.
- 27:53Speaker 2: I figured that's one of the main reasons you would
- 27:55Speaker 2: have something to think. Even if you didn't watch them.
- 27:58Speaker 5: I can't.
- 27:59Speaker 2: That's what's weird, because I'm so used to him as
- 28:02Speaker 2: weirdo Nicolas Cage.
- 28:04Speaker 5: I love that. That's what I love.
- 28:06Speaker 2: But there's times when he brings that to a movie
- 28:08Speaker 2: that doesn't need weirdo Nicolas Cage. There are times when
- 28:11Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you doing, man? This is not
- 28:14Speaker 2: the right movie for this. This was a weird one-off
- 28:17Speaker 2: in the middle there, because he'd already gone down that
- 28:19Speaker 2: road by this time. But he had started out weird.
- 28:21Speaker 1: He could balance them out, I guess, because this is.
- 28:24Speaker 2: A pretty regular... nicholas cage guy like it's surprising to
- 28:29Speaker 2: see him that reigned in there's like one moment when
- 28:32Speaker 2: he gets into crazy over the top nicholas cage in
- 28:35Speaker 2: that first one and then there's a scene in the
- 28:38Speaker 2: second one where he does a whole big crazy but
- 28:41Speaker 2: again it's an act he's putting on to get attention
- 28:44Speaker 2: and so he's doing a very over the top nicholas
- 28:46Speaker 2: cage crazy kind of performance but he's doing it as
- 28:49Speaker 2: the character pretending to do this bullshit so with the
- 28:53Speaker 2: exception of that he's a very Down to Earth reigned
- 28:57Speaker 2: in Nicolas Cage, which is a little unnerving to watch, really.
- 29:00Speaker 5: So I like to, you know I like to swap
- 29:04Speaker 5: movie people.
- 29:05Speaker 2: Oh, we've played this game.
- 29:06Speaker 5: I'm going to play this game again.
- 29:07Speaker 2: That's what I was afraid it would lead us to.
- 29:08Speaker 5: I always, I'll just put this out there, I always
- 29:11Speaker 5: like the idea of he and Tom Hanks swapping for
- 29:15Speaker 5: like the Tom Hanks, you know, the.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Well, now he'd have to be in heavy, heavy makeup
- 29:20Speaker 2: because Tom Hanks only does things where he's in like
- 29:22Speaker 2: nine pounds of prosthetics.
- 29:24Speaker 3: Right.
- 29:24Speaker 5: Which Elvis was great, by the way. But, you know, like,
- 29:28Speaker 5: what is the name of that movie?
- 29:29Speaker 2: Oh, my God. What is wrong?
- 29:30Speaker 5: I sit down to do these things and it's like,
- 29:32Speaker 5: I have a stroke.
- 29:32Speaker 2: What thing are you talking about? Tom Hanks has made
- 29:35Speaker 2: a billion movies. Give me a thing. Forrest Gump.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Sleep is sincere.
- 29:40Speaker 5: You all know what I'm talking about.
- 29:41Speaker 2: I don't have a clue. What is he doing in
- 29:44Speaker 2: this movie?
- 29:45Speaker 5: The Tom Brown movie.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Tom Brown.
- 29:47Speaker 2: Oh, yes. Oh, the angels and demons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See,
- 29:51Speaker 2: that's another one I didn't watch at the time.
- 29:53Speaker 5: But if you watch that and then imagine like Nicolas Cage.
- 29:56Speaker 2: I mean, they're both crazy.
- 29:57Speaker 1: You definitely do it.
- 29:59Speaker 5: I've probably said that before. But that's like where my
- 30:02Speaker 5: brain goes.
- 30:02Speaker 2: It's not a stretch.
- 30:03Speaker 3: I mean.
- 30:03Speaker 2: Those two should just swap. Absolutely.
- 30:05Speaker 1: No, that's easy. That's easy.
- 30:06Speaker 5: I think I'd like those movies better.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Nicolas Cage in National Treasure and Tom Hanks in.
- 30:14Speaker 5: See, you can't think of it either.
- 30:16Speaker 1: The.
- 30:17Speaker 5: Movies about that thing that happened.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Angels and Demons.
- 30:20Speaker 1: The one before that. The prequel to Angels and Demons.
- 30:24Speaker 2: You know? Those Pride and Prejudice.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Two movies are both like 2 a.m. Waffle House.
- 30:29Speaker 5: Yeah, like.
- 30:30Speaker 1: You know, it's like... I know it's bad for me
- 30:35Speaker 1: but it is 2am and that's what I thought going
- 30:38Speaker 1: into National Treasure and if I don't have it I'm
- 30:40Speaker 1: gonna have a hangover well I.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Was like I'm not gonna think this is amazing but
- 30:45Speaker 2: I still as the geek that I am I'm like
- 30:48Speaker 2: I can't believe I haven't watched those yet so it's
- 30:50Speaker 2: like let's just go ahead and get them off the
- 30:52Speaker 2: plate here get them knocked out and then I can
- 30:54Speaker 2: be like oh that thing I remember seeing that it's
- 30:56Speaker 2: ridiculous and I agree it is ridiculous but it's yeah
- 31:01Speaker 2: It's an entertaining ridiculous? More than I expected, because it
- 31:04Speaker 2: was the first 10 minutes or so going in, I'm like,
- 31:08Speaker 2: I guess I'm going to finish watching this. I don't
- 31:10Speaker 2: normally turn stuff off.
- 31:11Speaker 1: I can actually remember the last name of Tom Hanks' character,
- 31:15Speaker 1: but I can't remember the name of the movie.
- 31:18Speaker 2: Langdon.
- 31:20Speaker 1: It was Langdon. Why can I remember that, but not
- 31:23Speaker 1: the name of the film?
- 31:24Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Jeez, that's just stupid.
- 31:29Speaker 2: Just yell it out at home because you know it.
- 31:31Speaker 1: You know you know it.
- 31:32Speaker 2: You're wasting your time not saying it out loud so
- 31:35Speaker 2: we'll hear you.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Yeah. Really, I should open the door and probably we
- 31:40Speaker 1: can hear everyone say it.
- 31:41Speaker 5: So if you were going to have like, do you
- 31:45Speaker 5: think Vim Vendors should remake that or the other one?
- 31:50Speaker 5: Who would you rather see remake National Treasure?
- 31:54Speaker 2: Okay.
- 31:55Speaker 5: Okay. Werner Herzog, Urban Vendors.
- 31:57Speaker 2: I mean, Werner Herzog just... Can we put Werner Herzog
- 32:03Speaker 2: in it? Because we make him like a villain. He
- 32:06Speaker 2: is amazing at being anything, really.
- 32:09Speaker 5: Maybe he's just telling you what goes on. I think
- 32:12Speaker 5: that's a great idea.
- 32:14Speaker 2: If you can put that together, you let me know.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Except we make a German version of National Treasure.
- 32:21Speaker 5: No, it's... Carter Herzog in National Treasure remade it.
- 32:24Speaker 2: By the way, this just in, the Da Vinci Code.
- 32:27Speaker 5: Ah, thank you. How can we forget that?
- 32:29Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't watch it. What do you
- 32:30Speaker 2: want from me? I think I was mostly put off
- 32:34Speaker 2: by Tom Hanks' haircut in those movies.
- 32:36Speaker 5: It's weird.
- 32:36Speaker 2: It's bad. It's just really bad. It's almost.
- 32:39Speaker 1: I mean, he's intended to.
- 32:40Speaker 2: It's too long, but yet not long enough to really
- 32:43Speaker 2: be long.
- 32:44Speaker 1: It's mullet-y, but.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Not full on.
- 32:46Speaker 1: It is the hair length associated with a professor who
- 32:53Speaker 1: has just enough style, but not enough money to afford
- 32:57Speaker 1: a good haircut.
- 32:58Speaker 2: But he got to the point of tenure, so he
- 33:00Speaker 2: really doesn't worry about anything anymore. Right, exactly.
- 33:02Speaker 1: He's like, I don't.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Have to be presentable anymore.
- 33:05Speaker 5: Midlife crisis tenure professor. That's what that look.
- 33:10Speaker 3: Is.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:11Speaker 5: I've seen that. From the 90s, right? Because it was
- 33:14Speaker 5: the 90s that that book came out. Late 90s?
- 33:17Speaker 2: Da Vinci?
- 33:17Speaker 5: Da Vinci Code?
- 33:18Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't read.
- 33:20Speaker 5: It's this thing that you do where you sound out letters.
- 33:24Speaker 3: No, no.
- 33:24Speaker 2: Sounds like a lot of trouble. No, thank you. But... Yeah,
- 33:28Speaker 2: I was trying to think what else. I mean, I
- 33:31Speaker 2: didn't know what else to do with those. I was
- 33:33Speaker 2: just like, they're just so crazy over the top with
- 33:37Speaker 2: their concept that I'm like, if you think about it
- 33:43Speaker 2: too much, your head will explode.
- 33:44Speaker 5: Like, it's kind of fun.
- 33:46Speaker 2: I'll give you that. I mean, I think it banks
- 33:48Speaker 2: on how ridiculous it is because everything is, it's not
- 33:52Speaker 2: like a one time thing. Every national monument has to
- 33:57Speaker 2: get involved.
- 33:57Speaker 5: It's totally over the top.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:59Speaker 5: And there's like classic lines like, we're going to steal
- 34:01Speaker 5: the Constitution of the United States of America.
- 34:04Speaker 1: It's a great example. Like it's just. It's a great
- 34:06Speaker 1: example of very good, cheap storytelling.
- 34:12Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 34:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Like, you know, there's an art to that, you know,
- 34:15Speaker 1: like to be able to tell a story in two
- 34:20Speaker 1: hours using as little information as possible, you know, in
- 34:25Speaker 1: terms of details. I mean, you know, it's like there
- 34:27Speaker 1: is an art to that.
- 34:28Speaker 2: As if the first one isn't crazy enough. By the
- 34:31Speaker 2: time I got to the second one, wherein he breaks
- 34:35Speaker 2: into the office of Queen Elizabeth, And the Oval Office
- 34:40Speaker 2: within the span of a few days, essentially. And gets
- 34:44Speaker 2: in both of them relatively easily, I might add. I
- 34:47Speaker 2: don't remember that.
- 34:48Speaker 1: He's just that smart. That's the Book of Shadows for you.
- 34:51Speaker 2: I think I might need to revisit that. You might
- 34:53Speaker 2: need to revisit that. Yeah, I think that's a revisit.
- 34:55Speaker 1: And see, that's the art. At some point in the
- 34:59Speaker 1: storytelling process, they convince you that he is the smartest
- 35:03Speaker 1: guy in the room. I mean, that is a classic...
- 35:07Speaker 1: You know, movie making, you know.
- 35:09Speaker 2: He does.
- 35:12Speaker 2: He does, like, know things that other people don't. But
- 35:18Speaker 2: it's also interesting that how quickly stuff changes now. It's
- 35:22Speaker 2: funny that we were throwing out a bunch of, like,
- 35:24Speaker 2: we can rewatch 80s stuff and it's just weird because, oh, look,
- 35:28Speaker 2: it's the 80s. But how quickly in the modern era
- 35:31Speaker 2: everything changes. Because since National Treasure and the second one
- 35:36Speaker 2: came out, all of the technology is dated. And that
- 35:39Speaker 2: is not that long ago. Those were this century. And
- 35:43Speaker 2: I'm still watching it going, everybody has flip phones.
- 35:45Speaker 1: Still, that's 20 years.
- 35:47Speaker 2: I know. He puts his little sidekick dude goes into
- 35:51Speaker 2: the bathroom and puts all his computer stuff up. And
- 35:53Speaker 2: he's got a flip phone, a BlackBerry... an iPod, and
- 35:58Speaker 2: like a Bluetooth earpiece. And I was just like, man,
- 36:01Speaker 2: you are cutting edge in 2008 or whatever the hell
- 36:05Speaker 2: this was.
- 36:05Speaker 5: I like to imagine that if you're watching it and
- 36:08Speaker 5: trying to consider it modern, they go back to older
- 36:10Speaker 5: technology because it's harder to track. So they're using like
- 36:16Speaker 5: all this old technology because it's not modern.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Except it wasn't.
- 36:20Speaker 5: It might as well be semaphore.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I was watching something else, too.
- 36:25Speaker 5: Okay, so that brings me to the whole thing about
- 36:27Speaker 5: talking about Nicolas Cage and Francis Ford Coppola. All right.
- 36:32Speaker 2: And... Peggy Sue got married? No. I'm pretty sure that's
- 36:37Speaker 2: a movie. Wait a minute.
- 36:38Speaker 5: Like, that whole family. You know what I mean? Anyway,
- 36:41Speaker 5: what is it? Metropolis?
- 36:44Speaker 2: Like, is one of his more recent ones? Because he's insane.
- 36:47Speaker 5: It's not out yet.
- 36:48Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
- 36:49Speaker 2: Hang on.
- 36:49Speaker 1: See, I've said this before, too.
- 36:51Speaker 2: Coppola, like, went in reverse. Like, the stuff he makes
- 36:55Speaker 2: now is like what a weird artsy college kid would
- 36:59Speaker 2: be making versus the masterpieces that he made when he
- 37:03Speaker 2: was an artsy college kid. Like, he works in reverse
- 37:06Speaker 2: as a career.
- 37:07Speaker 5: He was trying to use, talking about new technology, volume, right?
- 37:13Speaker 2: All right.
- 37:14Speaker 5: He was trying to employ that on the new film that.
- 37:16Speaker 2: He's working on.
- 37:17Speaker 5: Well, he was also changing the.
- 37:19Speaker 2: the scenes essentially this was one or two ago he
- 37:24Speaker 2: was doing like a he was basically playing dj with
- 37:27Speaker 2: his movie he was this was a public well this
- 37:30Speaker 2: was one a couple but i mean listen to this
- 37:32Speaker 2: again tell me this is like not a weird dorky
- 37:35Speaker 2: college kid idea we're gonna shoot a whole bunch of
- 37:38Speaker 2: scenes some of them are gonna normally be like okay
- 37:41Speaker 2: i'm gonna pick the best ones piece them together that's
- 37:43Speaker 2: my movie throw out this crap that didn't work I'm
- 37:46Speaker 2: going to shoot a whole bunch of variations of these scenes.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Then I'm going to show up to the event when
- 37:51Speaker 2: the audience is in the room, read the room, and
- 37:54Speaker 2: then change the scenes as the movie continues to play out.
- 37:59Speaker 2: I'm putting in the next scene that's going to come
- 38:01Speaker 2: a different variation from maybe the last time I played this.
- 38:06Speaker 2: He was literally piecing in different scenes for every showing
- 38:10Speaker 2: depending on how he felt the room would take it.
- 38:14Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I'm going to use this longer cut.
- 38:15Speaker 2: I'm going to use this one where they have this
- 38:17Speaker 2: alternate line. Like, again, like it's a weird, crazy idea.
- 38:21Speaker 2: Then I'm like, that's not something like an old master does.
- 38:25Speaker 2: Like this is something that some crazy stoned out college
- 38:28Speaker 2: kid is like, dude, I'm going to get all my
- 38:30Speaker 2: friends together and I'm going to change up the movie
- 38:32Speaker 2: depending on the.
- 38:33Speaker 1: Vibe in the room.
- 38:35Speaker 2: My own movie.
- 38:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:36Speaker 2: That's, that is. And I'm like, I'm not saying, again,
- 38:39Speaker 2: it's super artsy. Like I give him credit. Like it
- 38:42Speaker 2: is a, concept that is really interesting. Is it going
- 38:46Speaker 2: to work? I don't know. I wasn't in the room.
- 38:48Speaker 2: But it's not what you would expect from like an
- 38:51Speaker 2: old time... What people consider to be one of the greats.
- 38:55Speaker 2: That's a weird movie.
- 38:55Speaker 1: And yet those are really the only directors that could
- 38:59Speaker 1: get away with it.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Well, again, it depends on what at that level.
- 39:04Speaker 1: If you have nothing to lose, it doesn't matter.
- 39:05Speaker 2: Or if you're going to a normal little showing of
- 39:08Speaker 2: a weird artsy college kid.
- 39:10Speaker 1: If you're in a situation where you're drawing... You know,
- 39:13Speaker 1: hundreds of people at an opening.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do that. You have things. Yeah. Yeah.
- 39:19Speaker 2: I mean, but yeah, I think it's just how many
- 39:22Speaker 2: people you think are going to show up. I guarantee
- 39:25Speaker 2: somebody's doing it is equally a weird thing at an
- 39:28Speaker 2: art installation somewhere tonight. One would hope. But there's 12
- 39:33Speaker 2: people in the room.
- 39:34Speaker 1: He's not making these judgments or decisions in a vacuum.
- 39:39Speaker 1: He's influenced. And he speaks to younger directors. And he
- 39:45Speaker 1: knows what's hip.
- 39:46Speaker 2: Does he? He's with it. I think he's just drunk
- 39:52Speaker 2: on his wine. Twixt?
- 39:56Speaker 5: Was it Twixt?
- 39:58Speaker 2: I saw Twixt, I feel like. It is a weird movie.
- 40:01Speaker 2: I think it's one of the ones after that.
- 40:04Speaker 5: I don't really know.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Either way.
- 40:08Speaker 2: It wasn't Tetro. What was after Tetro? Twixt.
- 40:13Speaker 5: Youth Without Youth was before that.
- 40:16Speaker 1: I love those cameos. You know, they make a left
- 40:21Speaker 1: and a right one.
- 40:23Speaker 5: A left twist and a right twist. I got two rights.
- 40:27Speaker 2: You are going to get sucked up by a giant tube. Oh,
- 40:31Speaker 2: I know what I was going to bring up.
- 40:33Speaker 1: So somebody said something about.
- 40:36Speaker 5: Who knows what I said.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Well, it was about, you know, things holding up over time.
- 40:42Speaker 1: Because of the National Treasure conversation about technology.
- 40:46Speaker 2: Not everything can be a masterpiece like National Treasure.
- 40:48Speaker 6: Right, right.
- 40:49Speaker 1: So we started re-watching the original Night Court.
- 40:53Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Yes.
- 40:54Speaker 2: All right.
- 40:55Speaker 5: We had talked about it besides the.
- 40:57Speaker 2: Fact that there's a new.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Because they're redoing it.
- 40:59Speaker 2: I just watched the first. I got through most of
- 41:03Speaker 2: that first one, and then I was going to sleep.
- 41:06Speaker 1: We haven't even seen the new one. We just started
- 41:07Speaker 1: watching the old one, and we're delighted to.
- 41:12Speaker 1: Discover that it just really lasts.
- 41:14Speaker 2: I mean, it was relatively raunchy for its time. So
- 41:18Speaker 2: I feel like the creepy stuff that Dan does is
- 41:22Speaker 2: going to be equally, if not more so creepy now.
- 41:25Speaker 2: So it's weird that he's the legacy character that still
- 41:28Speaker 2: continues on in this new version. And now, at least
- 41:31Speaker 2: from that first episode, he's very toned down. And I
- 41:36Speaker 2: don't mean because of the times.
- 41:38Speaker 1: I think.
- 41:39Speaker 2: he legitimately, because he is a good actor, he took
- 41:42Speaker 2: it seriously and was like, it's been 30 years, this
- 41:45Speaker 2: guy's been through a marriage, and he loses his wife.
- 41:48Speaker 1: He's 70-something. Yeah, he's just in a different place.
- 41:53Speaker 2: I don't know that that's going to continue on. Maybe
- 41:55Speaker 2: they're going to realize, oh, now we need his wacky
- 41:57Speaker 2: antics like he used to do.
- 41:58Speaker 5: Well, wait a minute.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Because he had a softer side.
- 42:00Speaker 2: But as a character, yeah, he definitely grew in the
- 42:04Speaker 2: way that he re- approaches this character in the new way.
- 42:08Speaker 5: And I think when I watched the very first few
- 42:10Speaker 5: episodes of the original Dan wasn't such a creep. He
- 42:16Speaker 5: was just kind of a classist snob. And then they
- 42:18Speaker 5: wrote him more into a lech.
- 42:21Speaker 2: If we're crossing over into TV, that's back when they
- 42:24Speaker 2: used to let TV find it. You would get four
- 42:28Speaker 2: seasons in before you might hit your stride sometime.
- 42:31Speaker 1: Which is why they changed the defense attorney, the woman, repeatedly.
- 42:36Speaker 5: And the court clerk.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Like in the first seven episodes, all of those people changed.
- 42:44Speaker 2: The other bailiff kept dying. Yeah. They had a pretty
- 42:48Speaker 2: good excuse. Yeah. You cast really old ladies, they're going
- 42:51Speaker 2: to kick off.
- 42:51Speaker 3: Oh, man.
- 42:52Speaker 2: Some of them.
- 42:52Speaker 5: That's great. But it was interesting because I remember thinking
- 42:56Speaker 5: after watching it for years that Dan was a total lech.
- 42:58Speaker 5: But then I realized- Before that, he was like the
- 43:01Speaker 5: snob kind of character. And then they turned him more
- 43:04Speaker 5: into this misogynistic.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Well, they found what was working. And they were just like,
- 43:08Speaker 2: these cheap jokes are what people are responding to. But
- 43:10Speaker 2: the cheap jokes were so dumb.
- 43:11Speaker 5: I liked him better when he was just like.
- 43:14Speaker 1: And yet the latest episode where you meet his parents...
- 43:18Speaker 1: Was his story, his backstory.
- 43:20Speaker 2: His backstory? Yeah. Was actually.
- 43:24Speaker 1: touching yeah very good and you're.
- 43:26Speaker 2: Like oh and that's what saved him because he would
- 43:29Speaker 2: be 75 a creepy latch yeah and then there would
- 43:33Speaker 2: be that one scene towards the end you'd be like
- 43:35Speaker 2: oh wait no there's a little heart to him he's
- 43:38Speaker 2: he's still kind of a good guy maybe.
- 43:40Speaker 1: People aren't like i find it two-dimensional you know that.
- 43:43Speaker 5: They wrote him into the latch instead of like this
- 43:47Speaker 5: interesting like play of classism really is what it was
- 43:52Speaker 5: and that was that backstory of he was trying.
- 43:54Speaker 1: To what could be more classist than a a lech
- 43:58Speaker 1: who is the assistant da here's the man who's at
- 44:03Speaker 1: the top of the you know well the middle rung
- 44:07Speaker 1: of the political letter working his way to the top
- 44:12Speaker 1: i don't.
- 44:13Speaker 5: Know like that was interesting i like john larkin though
- 44:15Speaker 5: he's good yeah he's always.
- 44:16Speaker 2: Been good always been pretty classic.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Anyway, sorry to divert into TV. I just had to
- 44:20Speaker 1: say that.
- 44:21Speaker 5: Because it was pretty cool.
- 44:22Speaker 2: But it is looking at the way things have changed
- 44:25Speaker 2: in this last 30 to 40 years.
- 44:27Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, yeah, because they would have episodes where
- 44:29Speaker 5: it was like, they had these five beauty queens that
- 44:32Speaker 5: were so dumb and they were like, oh, how did
- 44:36Speaker 5: you know?
- 44:36Speaker 1: Except for the girl from Denmark.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Yeah. Obviously.
- 44:40Speaker 5: But what I was going to talk about when we
- 44:41Speaker 5: were talking about what movies have you watched lately, it's
- 44:44Speaker 5: amazing how many what we watch in our homes compared
- 44:49Speaker 5: to the going out for a movie. And then what
- 44:53Speaker 5: you're finding on like Amazon prime, like we were talking
- 44:55Speaker 5: about vengeance. We watched vengeance BJ Novak. And that takes
- 44:59Speaker 5: me to a whole other point of like, I don't
- 45:01Speaker 5: know if I hate BJ Novak because he writes himself
- 45:05Speaker 5: is so unlikable, but then I can sexually think of
- 45:09Speaker 5: BJ Novak is this really smart guy. Who's incredibly talented and,
- 45:13Speaker 5: And I don't know why I can't separate the two
- 45:16Speaker 5: or I feel like the two have to go together.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Like in the movie Vengeance, he writes himself as a
- 45:24Speaker 1: writer for the New Yorker.
- 45:26Speaker 2: Of course he does.
- 45:27Speaker 1: But, you know, I think what's interesting about this film,
- 45:32Speaker 1: and you haven't seen it, right?
- 45:33Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. Okay. I had heard things about
- 45:36Speaker 2: it that I want to see if you address. And
- 45:38Speaker 2: if not, I will put them to you. So there are.
- 45:41Speaker 1: He.
- 45:44Speaker 1: Clearly writes himself as a shallow East Coast.
- 45:52Speaker 5: Intelligentsia.
- 45:55Speaker 1: Intelligentsia douchebag.
- 45:58Speaker 5: Which he does a lot.
- 45:59Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
- 46:00Speaker 1: I mean, yes. I mean, even in the... He's basically
- 46:03Speaker 1: reprising his character in The Office.
- 46:07Speaker 5: If Ryan Howard had turned himself into something.
- 46:09Speaker 2: As a grown-up, yeah. Yeah, which never would have happened.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Ryan Howard would never have grown up. But, yeah, so
- 46:17Speaker 1: it's that premise. But, you know, he, wait a minute,
- 46:20Speaker 1: I can't reveal too much.
- 46:22Speaker 5: So, okay.
- 46:22Speaker 2: So what are your questions about it?
- 46:24Speaker 5: So let me tell you what I think. Because of that,
- 46:27Speaker 5: what he writes comes across as very intelligentsia, preachy, you know, this.
- 46:32Speaker 2: Yes. Okay, go ahead.
- 46:35Speaker 1: But then there's the switcheroo.
- 46:36Speaker 2: That's the only thing I heard about it was that the,
- 46:40Speaker 2: The response that I heard, they didn't love it because
- 46:43Speaker 2: they said he comes off as that, but also this
- 46:46Speaker 2: is him out of his element. He leaves and goes
- 46:49Speaker 2: to wherever, Texas or whatever.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Fish out of water story.
- 46:52Speaker 2: And fish out of water it up. But at the
- 46:54Speaker 2: same time, the way that he writes the other characters
- 46:59Speaker 2: and the way his character treats the other characters and
- 47:02Speaker 2: the movie treats those characters is almost looking down on them.
- 47:06Speaker 3: It's almost.
- 47:07Speaker 2: still kind of having a snobby attitude about the way
- 47:12Speaker 2: that people from his non-intelligency world are. And it's supposed
- 47:17Speaker 2: to be doing that on one level, but at the
- 47:19Speaker 2: same time, it's still kind of doing it in a
- 47:21Speaker 2: way that maybe he didn't intend to.
- 47:23Speaker 5: No, I think when I, as I watched it, because
- 47:27Speaker 5: he was doing this as like his perspective podcast, I
- 47:30Speaker 5: feel like you were seeing his interpretation of those people.
- 47:36Speaker 3: Right?
- 47:37Speaker 5: So it's like.
- 47:38Speaker 1: Yeah, it's through the lens of a snob.
- 47:39Speaker 5: It's totally through his lens.
- 47:41Speaker 1: And yet, as part of the story, his editor calls
- 47:46Speaker 1: him out on his bullshit and says, you're a snob.
- 47:50Speaker 5: But a lot of the way that that stuff is presented,
- 47:54Speaker 5: I don't feel like it was like a... And he
- 47:58Speaker 5: even kind of addresses.
- 47:59Speaker 2: It in it.
- 48:00Speaker 5: I don't feel it's like he was writing those people
- 48:02Speaker 5: in a poor light.
- 48:04Speaker 1: He was.
- 48:06Speaker 5: writing those people through that character's interpretation of what he
- 48:11Speaker 5: saw until he had his, like.
- 48:15Speaker 1: It's a classic... It's worth seeing.
- 48:19Speaker 5: If you haven't seen it, it's worth it.
- 48:22Speaker 2: It also adds an extra layer to it because he
- 48:24Speaker 2: is writing and directing this, if I remember right. So then,
- 48:29Speaker 2: are you... Like, again, you're.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Adding a layer of, are you making these people that.
- 48:35Speaker 2: So that you can be above that as your character,
- 48:38Speaker 2: but realize your character's wrong and see them for something better,
- 48:43Speaker 2: but still not really because it's all filtered through you
- 48:46Speaker 2: as the writer up the line who's kind of casting
- 48:49Speaker 2: all of these is like a dumber version. See, I
- 48:53Speaker 2: don't know. I don't think it's layers.
- 48:55Speaker 1: I don't think it, I mean, that is, I don't
- 49:00Speaker 1: know if it's an oversimplification or an overcomplication, of a
- 49:06Speaker 1: concept that has been with movies and storytelling forever. You're
- 49:11Speaker 1: seeing the world through the lens. It's like Frank Capra
- 49:14Speaker 1: doing It's a Wonderful Life. Well, if you watch that movie,
- 49:17Speaker 1: you don't come out of it thinking... that all um
- 49:23Speaker 1: you know All poor people are innocent and all rich
- 49:26Speaker 1: people are douchebags. That's not the case.
- 49:29Speaker 2: I mean, I know one that's a douchebag. Yeah, the
- 49:33Speaker 2: important one. And they should have SNL-ended that guy.
- 49:38Speaker 5: Oh, man, I know.
- 49:39Speaker 3: George!
- 49:39Speaker 5: We were just talking about that. As an Italian-American, I'm like,
- 49:42Speaker 5: I never knew that we were called garlic eaters. I
- 49:45Speaker 5: eat a lot of garlic.
- 49:46Speaker 1: But you get my point. It's like you have to
- 49:49Speaker 1: tell that story through a single lens. Just so that
- 49:53Speaker 1: you can tell the story. I mean, if you had
- 49:56Speaker 1: to say the story through every vantage, you know, every viewpoint,
- 50:03Speaker 1: you're not telling a story. You're telling multiple stories.
- 50:06Speaker 5: I think you lose the conciseness. You have to keep that, right?
- 50:10Speaker 5: But then he addresses that at one point and says,
- 50:12Speaker 5: this is what people from where I'm from think of you, right?
- 50:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:16Speaker 5: And then it's, I mean, you have to. You have
- 50:19Speaker 5: to watch that. Then we have to talk about it.
- 50:20Speaker 5: Because I was totally not into it. And I was like,
- 50:23Speaker 5: BJ Novak, I like you, but I hate you. And
- 50:25Speaker 5: I just, you're smart.
- 50:26Speaker 2: You're brilliant. After all this, I just want to watch
- 50:30Speaker 2: It's a Wonderful Life.
- 50:32Speaker 5: No, you just want to watch the Werner Herzog version.
- 50:35Speaker 2: Oh, I would watch It's a Wonderful Life. That would
- 50:37Speaker 2: be great. I mean, can you get much, minus those
- 50:41Speaker 2: last few minutes, can you get much darker than It's
- 50:44Speaker 2: a Wonderful Life?
- 50:44Speaker 1: Because it is a grim, grubby, tricky business. I love it.
- 50:48Speaker 2: And that's why I love it. I mean, I love
- 50:50Speaker 2: it because it does not, like, it just sets you
- 50:54Speaker 2: up and it gives you this hero that is so amazing.
- 50:58Speaker 2: And just, you beat the hell out of him for this.
- 51:01Speaker 2: And by the end, it really, minus those last few
- 51:03Speaker 2: minutes- you're just like, he's kind of right. Like we've
- 51:08Speaker 2: watched him not get to fulfill his dream over and
- 51:12Speaker 2: over and over. And like, it kind of takes a
- 51:13Speaker 2: toll on you.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Every single person can identify with George Bailey in that moment.
- 51:19Speaker 2: It's hard.
- 51:20Speaker 1: And that's why those last few minutes totally deliver the,
- 51:23Speaker 1: you know, the heart tugs, you know, because it's like, oh,
- 51:29Speaker 1: I mean, how are we still.
- 51:30Speaker 5: Talking about this movie like this? Because it's that good.
- 51:33Speaker 2: It's that good.
- 51:34Speaker 1: It really is that good.
- 51:35Speaker 5: I love a lot of movies, probably more than I
- 51:38Speaker 5: love It's a Wonderful Life, but if I had to
- 51:40Speaker 5: pick one top movie. No, I mean, I have dumb
- 51:43Speaker 5: things that I like.
- 51:44Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. There's stuff I watch a lot.
- 51:46Speaker 5: Sit me down and ask me what I thought an
- 51:48Speaker 5: incredible piece of American cinema is.
- 51:50Speaker 1: It would be wonderful. I loved this movie so much
- 51:53Speaker 1: as a teenager and 20-something that my sister bought me
- 51:57Speaker 1: the script. I have it downstairs, in fact.
- 51:59Speaker 2: Well that was one of those i wasn't prepared for
- 52:02Speaker 2: like i went in knowing oh it's one of those
- 52:04Speaker 2: christmas movies they play every year and i hadn't watched
- 52:07Speaker 2: it when i was really young and i watched it
- 52:09Speaker 2: right at that point when i was becoming a movie
- 52:11Speaker 2: geek and i was like all right well i should
- 52:13Speaker 2: watch this it's classic cinema i should you know again
- 52:16Speaker 2: take it off the list just like one more thing
- 52:18Speaker 2: i need to watch and it like hit me like
- 52:22Speaker 2: i was like good god this is not only a
- 52:25Speaker 2: good movie, but this story is the kind of thing
- 52:28Speaker 2: you don't normally see because it's brutally honest. You see
- 52:33Speaker 2: him being driven crazy by this family that he didn't
- 52:36Speaker 2: necessarily want, really.
- 52:38Speaker 1: This is a great... It's rough. This is a great
- 52:42Speaker 1: general topic of movies that sort of blew you away
- 52:49Speaker 1: and reshaped your childhood because... I never.
- 52:55Speaker 5: Saw that as a child. I only saw It's a
- 52:57Speaker 5: Wonderful Life after we got married.
- 52:59Speaker 2: Because I made her watch it. I was at least
- 53:03Speaker 2: younger than that.
- 53:05Speaker 5: I just thought it was a Christmas movie.
- 53:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't that young, but I was.
- 53:10Speaker 1: It's only a Christmas movie after the first hour of
- 53:13Speaker 1: this cast.
- 53:14Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 53:14Speaker 5: I mean, they would always show it at Christmas. And
- 53:17Speaker 5: I think my grandmother loved it, and I'm surprised that
- 53:19Speaker 5: she never made me sit down and watch it, because she...
- 53:22Speaker 5: put every book in front of me and you know,
- 53:24Speaker 5: but I think she really liked it, but never, maybe
- 53:27Speaker 5: it was that special to her. Maybe she was like,
- 53:28Speaker 5: I can't deal with a kid watching this.
- 53:30Speaker 2: She won't get it. It's just weird because it's like
- 53:32Speaker 2: grouped in with a lot of other stuff at the
- 53:34Speaker 2: time or that also stars Yumi Stewart and he's great
- 53:37Speaker 2: in a lot of stuff, but it's rare that is
- 53:40Speaker 2: that hardcore. Maybe it's the combo of him and Frank Capra,
- 53:43Speaker 2: but there's plenty of other stuff at the time that
- 53:45Speaker 2: I watch him in and I'm like, Oh, he's really
- 53:47Speaker 2: good in this. But it's not that type of movie.
- 53:50Speaker 2: It just doesn't hit you the way that that does.
- 53:52Speaker 2: So that, I don't know. There's something special about that
- 53:55Speaker 2: story and the way that he addresses that.
- 53:58Speaker 1: God damn, Uncle Billy.
- 53:59Speaker 2: Harsh story that I'm just like, God, it's just, it's
- 54:03Speaker 2: a rough watch.
- 54:04Speaker 1: And I love it, but it's a rough watch. It's
- 54:06Speaker 1: a rough life.
- 54:07Speaker 2: It is. That's the title.
- 54:10Speaker 1: Wonderful.
- 54:13Speaker 6: Wonderful.
- 54:13Speaker 2: When's that kick in? I haven't gotten to my last
- 54:16Speaker 2: five minutes of the movie yet.
- 54:19Speaker 5: But so that, you know, I say I didn't see
- 54:21Speaker 5: it as a kid, but I did see the Saturday
- 54:23Speaker 5: Night Live sketch and I was like, I knew the gist,
- 54:25Speaker 5: but I didn't know, you know, but I was.
- 54:28Speaker 2: Like, that was great.
- 54:29Speaker 1: It's classic cinema in like all, I mean, it checks
- 54:33Speaker 1: all the boxes for me.
- 54:34Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 54:35Speaker 1: Like, I mean, it's like, it is my Citizen Kane.
- 54:40Speaker 2: I love Citizen Kane. I do, too. But I like
- 54:42Speaker 2: It's a Wonderful Life better.
- 54:44Speaker 1: Almost, yeah.
- 54:45Speaker 2: It doesn't take itself as seriously as Citizen Kane. It's
- 54:49Speaker 2: a very grounded movie compared to the giant spectacle that
- 54:54Speaker 2: Citizen Kane is. I don't know if there's.
- 54:55Speaker 5: Really any sweet moments in Citizen Kane.
- 54:59Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he's such a bastard. Even in the
- 55:02Speaker 2: early times, he's already kind of a jerk. It's a tragedy. Right, right, right.
- 55:08Speaker 5: But I mean, you're always like, oh, George Bailey. But
- 55:10Speaker 5: you're always, yeah, you're always siding.
- 55:11Speaker 2: With him and the couple. And like, you want them
- 55:15Speaker 2: to succeed. Where Kane's just always kind of a power-driven jerk.
- 55:19Speaker 2: And like, even as much as you wish things would
- 55:22Speaker 2: turn out better for him, or you wish he'd come
- 55:24Speaker 2: to terms with, hey, you're the one making your life suck,
- 55:28Speaker 2: he's not going to learn that. He's going to be
- 55:30Speaker 2: on his deathbed before he figures that out. There's no
- 55:32Speaker 2: Zuzu's petals, you know?
- 55:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:34Speaker 2: I mean, Rosebud. Rosebud. But it comes at a very
- 55:38Speaker 2: late moment. Rosebud is not Zuzu's petals. Absolutely. Well, here's
- 55:41Speaker 2: the problem. He doesn't get his Clarence. Yeah. If Clarence
- 55:44Speaker 2: showed up mid two-thirds of the way into Citizen Kane
- 55:48Speaker 2: and went, hey, maybe you need to straighten up your
- 55:51Speaker 2: bullshit life. And like we saw him kind of do
- 55:55Speaker 2: more of like a Christmas Carol and be like, well,
- 55:57Speaker 2: here's what could be and here's what you've done.
- 55:59Speaker 1: And that's why it's a tragedy because he never, he
- 56:02Speaker 1: doesn't get to redeem himself. He never has salvation. There's
- 56:05Speaker 1: no turnaround. It is just, he.
- 56:08Speaker 2: Doesn't become aware in time to do anything.
- 56:11Speaker 1: And you know, and that is for the time that
- 56:14Speaker 1: it was made, that was probably pretty revolutionary in terms
- 56:18Speaker 1: of storytelling is like, this is, we're going back old
- 56:22Speaker 1: school Shakespeare tragedy stuff here.
- 56:23Speaker 5: Yeah, that was really good.
- 56:25Speaker 1: And, you know, that's... When everything else was, hey, we
- 56:28Speaker 1: just survived a world war.
- 56:30Speaker 2: Yeah. Let's not make a sad story. Or, I mean,
- 56:34Speaker 2: Hollywood used to tell a lot of dark stories back
- 56:36Speaker 2: in the day. But it was more film noir stuff.
- 56:39Speaker 2: It was like crime dramas and like it wasn't super cerebral. Yeah,
- 56:43Speaker 2: it wasn't a psychological. You watched this guy screw himself
- 56:46Speaker 2: over and like go down the wrong path for this woman.
- 56:49Speaker 2: And then everybody loses in the end. But that's also
- 56:52Speaker 2: that specific type of story where this was a much
- 56:54Speaker 2: more fleshed out character piece and watching his entire life
- 56:59Speaker 2: and learning about him and learning how he made all
- 57:02Speaker 2: these terrible decisions and yet got rich and successful. But
- 57:06Speaker 2: obviously that didn't fix things. So yeah, it's a different
- 57:09Speaker 2: approach than the dark that they were doing at that time.
- 57:12Speaker 1: Speaking of, I kind of feel like the movie There
- 57:16Speaker 1: Will Be Blood is a remake of Citizen Kane in
- 57:19Speaker 1: a very Yeah, I mean, it's not the same. Much
- 57:22Speaker 1: more visceral kind of way.
- 57:25Speaker 5: Oh, wait, I thought, speaking of visceral, we did watch
- 57:28Speaker 5: one other film.
- 57:29Speaker 2: All right.
- 57:30Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did. Go ahead.
- 57:34Speaker 2: Do I want to know? I don't know which one
- 57:37Speaker 2: it was.
- 57:38Speaker 5: Because I thought it was the other one. Oh, no.
- 57:40Speaker 1: It was the 21st century reboot of Rambo.
- 57:44Speaker 5: From like, what, 2005?
- 57:47Speaker 2: So 15, something like that. Not really reboot. It was
- 57:50Speaker 2: the one where he's overseas, right? He's running a boat.
- 57:54Speaker 2: Not the one where he's back here.
- 57:56Speaker 1: But the title is just Rambo. It's not Rambo colon
- 58:01Speaker 1: First Blood. Yeah, it's none of that. But it's basically, what,
- 58:06Speaker 1: the fourth in the series.
- 58:07Speaker 2: Which, as I remember, because we were doing the show.
- 58:11Speaker 2: That's how long we've been doing it. I remember watching
- 58:12Speaker 2: it and talking about it at the time. I was
- 58:15Speaker 2: sort of blown away by how not just the realisticness
- 58:19Speaker 2: of the gore, which is god awful.
- 58:21Speaker 5: Like two hours of people getting their arms blown.
- 58:24Speaker 1: No, not two hours.
- 58:25Speaker 2: Sorry, an hour. Hour and a half. But at least
- 58:27Speaker 2: it was like taking kind of a serious take on it.
- 58:31Speaker 2: Whereas like two is like just a big dumb action movie,
- 58:35Speaker 2: you know? And it was meant to, it was coming
- 58:37Speaker 2: out of the Top Gun era. So it was like,
- 58:40Speaker 2: yay America, let's go kill some people and blow shit up.
- 58:43Speaker 2: And like, That's all it wanted to be. 3 is
- 58:45Speaker 2: even more troubling, especially now. Talk about going back and
- 58:49Speaker 2: looking at stuff. Let's not touch 3.
- 58:51Speaker 5: I've only seen the first one, and then I like
- 58:52Speaker 5: to imagine the first one combined with Predator.
- 58:55Speaker 2: Because the first one isn't a big dumb action movie.
- 58:57Speaker 2: The first one is a character story.
- 58:59Speaker 1: It all started as.
- 59:00Speaker 2: Stallone's personal project.
- 59:02Speaker 1: That's why that first one is so.
- 59:10Speaker 1: Good.
- 59:11Speaker 2: And it's a good picture of that post-war thing. These
- 59:14Speaker 2: guys not knowing what to do with themselves.
- 59:16Speaker 1: And I feel like that fourth one, or whatever you
- 59:20Speaker 1: want to call it, Rambo... It kept in.
- 59:22Speaker 5: That same vein, but then it was like.
- 59:24Speaker 2: He went back to that character.
- 59:26Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 59:27Speaker 2: But.
- 59:29Speaker 5: it became.
- 59:30Speaker 2: So well over the top book see i don't know
- 59:35Speaker 2: how over the top i think it's just one of
- 59:37Speaker 2: those that like we usually don't want to see how
- 59:40Speaker 2: horrifying these deaths really are i think some of those
- 59:43Speaker 2: are like no this is probably what it would be
- 59:46Speaker 2: like we were standing next to someone who got hit
- 59:47Speaker 2: with one of those you're absolutely right they would be
- 59:50Speaker 2: liquefied onto you and.
- 59:52Speaker 1: It would be disgusting there's a scene where the uh
- 59:56Speaker 1: you know the military is coming in and like basically
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: shelling the village.
- 1:00:01Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: And you're, and you're seeing people, regular old people explode.
- 1:00:06Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: Like, Very, you know.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: I mean, it's... Very graphically. The same reason that opening
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: of Saving Private Ryan works. It's like, this is the
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: story you don't want to know about. But this is
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: what these guys went through.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: That scene, for this movie in particular, I thought, okay, that's...
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: I can buy that. I believe it. But then there
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: was this scene at the end where he's mowing people
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: down with this. 50 cal machine gun.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: On the back of a Jeep. It's a little throwback
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: to part two. And people are just getting ripped in half.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: I'm like, this is just for the sake of yore.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: That's a little shout out to the part two fans.
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: When they get to the scene with the actual arch
- 1:00:53Speaker 5: bad guy, doesn't he get stabbed? And you're like, oh,
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: he died a quiet stabbing death. And then suddenly... he
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: also gets shot at. Oh, that's right, that's right.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: He rips him in two with this knife that would
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: make Paul Hogan ashamed.
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: It's like, there's a queen! It goes into the sink. Anyway.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: And his guts spill out and he rolls down the hill.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: And even that, I would give the pass to. But
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: the whole.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Machine gun the.
- 1:01:30Speaker 7: Whole battle scene just weird things like that guy just
- 1:01:37Speaker 7: got his head blown off literally like it becomes so
- 1:01:40Speaker 7: clinical it's like watching a really like saw you know
- 1:01:43Speaker 7: we're so clinical where you're like this is horrifically gory
- 1:01:47Speaker 7: but it's so clinical in a way that it's like
- 1:01:50Speaker 7: The only.
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: Thing I can think of now when I think back,
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: and again, this is a weird side effect of having
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: done this dumb show forever, but I remember us talking
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: about that fourth movie and being like, oh, that was
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: cool and kind of trying to do a real thing
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: in the middle of it. Plenty of gratuitous other bullshit
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: along the way, but whatever. It was trying to still
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: be kind of grounded about where this character ended up
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: and how miserable his whole life has been. But then
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: they were working on another one after that.
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: When he goes to his farm at the end.
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: No, not the one they made. They didn't make one
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: after that.
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: I didn't see the one.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't see that. I know Paul did because
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: I think that's what we talked about on the phone
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: a million years ago. I think we had both just
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: watched that Rambo.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: Last Blood.
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: So we won't go to Last Blood. But the in-between
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: that never happened, if you haven't heard about it, I
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: have to tell you. Because I remember on the show going, okay,
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: they're making another Rambo. They were going to take our
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: Rambo character post that fourth movie.
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: And put him in space?
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: Kind of.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: He was going to fight a monster from outer space.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: It was basically Predator mixed with Rambo.
- 1:02:56Speaker 6: No way.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: They were going to take, he was going to be.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: So Predator.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: The original Predator was nothing but an opening of Commando
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: and then they work in sci-fi.
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: Oh, see, I thought Commando was an opening for Predator.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Either way. Either way. Basically, he's going to be John
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Rambo off on his own being sad and by himself
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: and the government comes in and is like, hey we
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: need your help you're rambo we need you to take
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: care of this problem only this time the problem is
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: some creature from space has showed up and he has
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: to go track it down and kill it predator style
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: wow really can you imagine that following that fourth movie
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: because the one we get is ridiculous in its own
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: weird way but that one's like not surprising like that's
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: The kind of dumb follow-up action movie. I'm like, all right, well,
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: I guess.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: Also, I'd like to point out, you know, who has
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: that amount and, you know, predictably that amount of hair
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: dye in the middle of, you know, Myanmar? Like, he's
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: got perfectly jet black hair and he's easily 60.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: If you know the right people, you can get whatever
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: you want.
- 1:04:04Speaker 5: Also, I'm like, what year is this happening? And Paul's like, well,
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: you know. And he's like, I don't know. Does it matter?
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: 2009 or something.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
- 1:04:14Speaker 5: But the acting was so horrible. Like, everybody in that's bad.
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: Except the people that got blown up. And didn't have
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: to worry about it because they had some special effect.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: No, that was real. They were method.
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: They're pretty good.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: The one who themselves up for that.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: The child that had to please the general sexually did
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: a great job.
- 1:04:35Speaker 5: How did I miss that?
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: I think I'm glad I haven't watched this in a
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: long time. Did that happen? They didn't show it. I
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: blocked this out. They didn't show it. But they allude
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: to it.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: And he did a fantastic job of showing up on
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: the porch.
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: I just, yeah. It was bad. So we watched that
- 1:04:50Speaker 5: and then. You know, we both get like crazy insomnia
- 1:04:54Speaker 5: sometimes and I'll stay up and like binge watch insane things.
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: Then I have like these crazy nightmare movie dreams. I
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: had one the other night and like, I don't know.
- 1:05:05Speaker 5: It was weird. I couldn't sleep. There was a murder
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: and then my friend was there.
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: Did you murder someone?
- 1:05:13Speaker 5: No, my friend was like, let's get out of here.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: It was weird. Speaking of murder.
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: Murder, have you watched the Glass Onion?
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: Knives Out.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: Yes, I brought it up recently only to talk about
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: more of the spectacle because that's the part that I
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: was kind of more amazed by is how... much attention
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: it got in the real world but I brought that
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: up but we didn't really dig into the movie so
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: much so since you've seen it because nobody else had
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: seen it so if you want to throw out a
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: spoiler alert we can talk about it like for reals.
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: So this isn't a spoiler alert but we can spoiler
- 1:05:58Speaker 5: alert but honestly I think I kind of liked it
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: more than the first.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: One for different reasons maybe I feel like the mystery
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: of the first one is way more interesting and cool
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: and takes a lot of weird turns that even though
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: you should know what's going on by the beginning, you
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: don't by the time you get to the end. Whereas
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: they don't worry about any of that. It's not even
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: about a whodunit. It's just that guy seems like he
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: probably murdered somebody.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: Hey, look, that guy murdered somebody. It's a chaotic, you know,
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: foghorn leghorn as Poirot.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: But that's why I loved it. I mean, he is
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: so entertaining.
- 1:06:40Speaker 5: Ed Norton's great as that character. And Janelle Monae and
- 1:06:43Speaker 5: his accent are terrible as Southerners. Like, it's embarrassing. It
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: is like frog horn like horn. But then it just
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: kind of becomes this like, once again, it's like, I
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: don't have to think about this.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: It's just fun.
- 1:06:54Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: And everybody's pretty solid.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: And there were some real lovely, playful moments.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: Yeah, it's smart. That's good. Brian Johnson is really smart.
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: I think he's just approaching this one very different. That
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: is what I said last time. I think he's not
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: worried about the mystery part of this one like he
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: was the first time. It's just the fun part. Well,
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: it's just the, these people are rich assholes.
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: We're going to look at that aspect versus the whodunit
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: because- rich people can do whatever the hell they want.
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: That's the takeaway. This guy wants to kill people. He
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: can do it because he's got enough money and influence
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: to do whatever the hell he wants. And like, so
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: the only way that doesn't work is if you get
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: a bunch of the same rich assholes together and then
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: it cancels all that out and somebody can, you know,
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: kill whoever. But I think that's more of the takeaway
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: on this one, where the first one, they're also rich assholes,
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: but it's still mostly a whodunit. And you're still watching
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: them kind of screw each other over along the way.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: It was a moody whodunit.
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Like classic. With some awesome sweaters.
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: Everybody loves... But I thought it was fun because of that.
- 1:07:58Speaker 5: Because it was just like a different take. And it
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: was exactly what you're saying. It was just a bunch
- 1:08:02Speaker 5: of rich ass girls.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know, you couldn't deliver the same thing.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: No. You would have to twist it. Which I'm glad
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: he did. Because I feel like it would be really
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: tempting to just be like, okay, give us more of that.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: Because people like.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: That first one.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: Right. You're bringing that same guy back if he wasn't
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: a really talented writer, director. Like, I feel like you
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: would just be like, hey, let's do something like that again.
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: But he went 180 degrees. That's a totally different approach
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: to the movie.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: It's very admirable.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: I'm glad he did it.
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: Much like the.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: Murder on the Nihilorian Express, it's that same... It's kind of... old-timey,
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: let's get all these celebrities together, let's do a whole
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: big whodunit, but he has a totally different vibe to
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: his version. It's different than what the Kenneth Branagh version
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: is trying to do at old-timey, where this is like, no, no,
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: we're going to be as modern as possible, which that
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: may be my favorite moment in the whole movie, is
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: when they get to the island or wherever, and the
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: extra little bonus appearance of Ethan Hawke, and... and hits
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: them over that and they're like you're good you're good
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: like no explanation just we're rich you're good you're good
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: so now it's like that is a genius way to
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: deal with this modern story which is happening in the
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: middle of COVID and you know what nah you're good
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: I'm like, don't over explain it. I like it. I
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: love that just way of throwing that out there and
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: be like, all right, let's continue with our movie.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: There was no need to overcomplicate that at all.
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: You know, so it's like, I know I always talk
- 1:09:30Speaker 5: about this being one of my favorite movies of all times.
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: Clue.
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: Clue was so funny and so good because the cast
- 1:09:36Speaker 5: made it. You know, you knew it was going to
- 1:09:38Speaker 5: be whodunit.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: Would you say it shaped your childhood in a way
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: forever that... You are now, you would never be the
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: same person.
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: Between that, The Simpsons, and like in my modern world,
- 1:09:53Speaker 5: The Office, like there's a quote from those three that
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: reflects something in my life. I can always dig up.
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: So clue. My question will be, did you see it
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: in the theater?
- 1:10:05Speaker 6: Yes.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: And then what ending did you get?
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: Oh, gosh, I don't remember.
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: Because that's the weird thing. People now don't realize when
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: they played it in the theater back in 1985 a
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: bajillion years ago, they shot three entirely different endings and
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: you got one. Not Francis Ford Coppola style. This is perfect.
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: It was preset already. You only got one. It's perfect.
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: He should have brought Coppola in and been like, okay,
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: you check out the room and decide which ending you
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: think they need to see. Wait, everybody wait so we
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: can change reels. Hold on. Go get some more popcorn.
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: Hit the bathroom. We'll be back to finish up this movie. Actually,
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: that's pretty brilliant.
- 1:10:44Speaker 5: See, that's it though.
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: Brilliant.
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: I think it didn't make that much of an impression
- 1:10:48Speaker 5: when I saw it in the theater because the ending
- 1:10:50Speaker 5: was the ending. But then once it hit cable, then
- 1:10:54Speaker 5: you saw it and you were like.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: They give you all of the endings once it hits
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: video and cable.
- 1:10:59Speaker 5: And it became even funnier and stranger.
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: So do you remember which one you got?
- 1:11:05Speaker 5: I don't.
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: Sadly, I do.
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: Which one did you get?
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: Maybe it's my brain.
- 1:11:08Speaker 5: I'm sure we got the same one because there was
- 1:11:10Speaker 5: like one movie theater here.
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: Probably, yeah. I wonder how, like if they sent it
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: to different cities or if it was different individual theaters,
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: different times. I wonder how the breakdown on that is
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: because I don't know of any movie that had ever
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: done that before.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: People from Louisville need the J. Edgar Hoover ending.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: Let's all get together and see. Let's make a checklist.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: Are you old? Did you see in the theater?
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: Are you old?
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: And who was your murderer? I saw the final one
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: on the reel, which is the sort of everyone version.
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: So that's what I got as the ending the first time,
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: which really is kind of the ending by the way
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: they present it. It is the final one in the
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: three for roundabout version that you get now.
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that's such a great question.
- 1:11:56Speaker 5: I mean, I can't believe I don't remember.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: I wonder how different it would feel if I got
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: just one of the other two people that murdered.
- 1:12:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: Because the other ones are just one person murder somebody.
- 1:12:05Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I remember seeing
- 1:12:09Speaker 5: it and I was like, oh, okay. But then it
- 1:12:11Speaker 5: was like really when it. came on cable that I
- 1:12:15Speaker 5: sort of was like, what?
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: I was thinking about that earlier because it's weird. I
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: feel like that's one that didn't do well, period. I
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: don't think it did well in theaters.
- 1:12:23Speaker 5: No, but it became a thing.
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: I don't think it even did that great video-wise. I
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: think it slowly, like by the time people caught it
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: on cable, by the time kids after that, like that
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: next wave of kids, I think are the ones that
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: are more attached to it. I think it's like those
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: Gen Y kids that are like the 90s kids.
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: That grew up with it and saw it way more often. Well,
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: wait a minute.
- 1:12:44Speaker 5: So what year did that come out?
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: 85, I'm thinking? No. Pretty sure.
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: I mean, it was a solid cult classic. Hang on.
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: It became a cult classic. 85. 85. That's what I'm saying.
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: I think it was those kids that caught it on
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: cable later. I think all the kids that saw it
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: in the theater were like, yeah, it's all right. And
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: they went on about their business. I think it was
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: only those kids that watched it on repeat on cable
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: a million times that made it the cult classic.
- 1:13:19Speaker 5: So my friend, Kate, she was babysitting for somebody. We
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: didn't have cable. I don't know if she had cable.
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: I got to go over and hang out while she
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: was babysitting and we watched it on cable. And she
- 1:13:32Speaker 5: and I were like, wait a minute.
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: What?
- 1:13:35Speaker 5: And then like we started, we got into like our
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: Tim Curry phase because we had like moved on to
- 1:13:39Speaker 5: like listening to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. So that
- 1:13:42Speaker 5: had kind of entered our lives. And then I had
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: to babysit somewhere and we watched Cable and Clue was
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: on again. And Kate and I started to like.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: We're going to warp these children's minds by making them
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: watch Clue over and over.
- 1:13:56Speaker 5: We remembered a few lines and then we would start
- 1:13:58Speaker 5: to watch it anytime it was on and we were
- 1:14:00Speaker 5: hanging out. And so then we became people who knew
- 1:14:03Speaker 5: Clue backwards and forwards. And that house, I think that's
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: the whole thing.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: The house was cool.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: The house was cool.
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: The whole mood.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: The individual things about it are almost cooler than the
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: finished product. Because when I go back and think about it,
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: I'm like... I mean, it's an okay comedy.
- 1:14:17Speaker 5: Oh, I still love it.
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: There are moments that are genius in it. There are
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: performances that are great. But I'm like, it's almost the
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: parts are greater than the sum of its movies.
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I think as you become older, too,
- 1:14:29Speaker 5: then you're like, oh, my God, Madeline Kahn.
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: Madeline Kahn's always entertaining.
- 1:14:33Speaker 5: There's so many. Leslie Ann Warren. And you just start
- 1:14:36Speaker 5: to go through the people that are in it.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: The one-liners.
- 1:14:38Speaker 5: The many things that you love in the one-liners.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: The one-liners. I mean, there's just so many things. Every
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: single scene had a memorable moment where you're like, oh
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: my God, Tim Curry delivered every single scene.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: He's the MVP, really. I mean, I guess it does
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: center around him. But still, if you gave that to
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: the wrong actor, he could not carry. Tim Curry is
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: just amazing. This is weird because this is what I
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: was thinking of earlier today. And it stemmed, it led
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: me to Rocky, but it was because they were running
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: a bio thing on one of the bad cable channels
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: about Meatloaf. And it's funny because I remember going into
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: Rocky Horror Picture Show and knowing who all those people were.
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: So it was like, I came to it a little later,
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: still pretty young for me that it became sort of formidable,
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: but To the point that those famous people were already famous.
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: So in my mind, it was like, look, they got
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: all these famous people together and they made this movie.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: It was watching that today. I started piecing the timeline together.
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: I'm like, they just happened to get, especially once you
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: hit the American people, like all the core cast was
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: there from, from, you know, the run in London when
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: it was a play. But when they came to America,
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: like Tim Curry was one of the British ones, but
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: he wasn't a star. At all, even in England, really.
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: He was getting a weird cult following musically and whatever
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: else he was doing.
- 1:16:04Speaker 5: So he was in like a version of Oliver?
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:16:10Speaker 5: Like, from when we were kids?
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: I think.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: He's in a ton of stuff.
- 1:16:13Speaker 5: Like, there's a ton of stuff that he was in.
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: But it's, like, that thing, watching him, like, because I also, like,
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: I knew who Meatloaf was when I saw that. Meatloaf, like,
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: that out of hell hadn't happened yet. Right. When he
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: made Rocky Horror Picture Show. Like, I didn't realize that
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: at the time. I was just like, oh, look, they
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: got Meatloaf to be in this movie. I was like,
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: they just happened to get Meatloaf right before he broke
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: as the biggest thing in the world. And then you
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: also got Susan Sarandon in this, who became... Barry Boswick,
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: who was that weird... Barry Boswick, I feel like, became
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: a star because, like, he spiraled off of, and now
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: he still kind of gets stuff because, look, it's Barry
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: Boswick from Rocky Horror Picture Show. But Susan Sarandon, like,
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: became a star.
- 1:16:51Speaker 5: Yeah, she became a star.
- 1:16:52Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:16:52Speaker 5: But, like, I remember being a kid, and.
- 1:16:58Speaker 5: So, my mom was a single mom, so my mom had, like,
- 1:17:01Speaker 5: interesting boyfriends, you know, like.
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: That's a nice way of putting it.
- 1:17:05Speaker 5: No, she didn't have many, and I didn't meet many.
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: But the ones that I did meet made an impression,
- 1:17:09Speaker 5: and the first one made the biggest impression on me.
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: Took me to see Airplane. Took me to see Raiders
- 1:17:15Speaker 5: of the Lost Ark.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: These are formative films.
- 1:17:18Speaker 5: Totally formative. Introduced me to Roxy Music, Devo. He got
- 1:17:25Speaker 5: me a tape, and it was a Devo tape. And
- 1:17:28Speaker 5: I was like, what is this? And he's like, it's Devo. Right?
- 1:17:31Speaker 2: Like, he was this artist. This will change your life.
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: He was, like, super, super funky, interesting.
- 1:17:35Speaker 5: Like, somehow I think I saw a Rocky Horror Picture
- 1:17:37Speaker 5: Show with him. I think I got dragged there late
- 1:17:39Speaker 5: one night with him on a date.
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: I don't think there's any other option. It had to
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: be late one night.
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: And then we had to watch a thing for school,
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: and it was about George Washington. And it was, like,
- 1:17:50Speaker 5: a three-night... I don't even know how... It was, like,
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: a George Washington miniseries on, like, NBC. And I'm sitting
- 1:17:57Speaker 5: there watching it, and I'm like, I think that guy...
- 1:18:00Speaker 5: was in Rocky Horror Picture Show. And it was Barry Boswick.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: George Washington is meatloaf.
- 1:18:07Speaker 5: No, I mean, I'm like, that guy was in Rocky
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: Horror Picture Show. Yeah.
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: I mean, he had a pretty solid career, but I
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: still don't know if anything ever.
- 1:18:17Speaker 5: No, he was no Susan Tarantino.
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: I still can't see him and I'd be like, asshole. Asshole.
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: That's the problem is his career. That followed him forever.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: She wasn't always a slut, but he will always be assholes. Oh,
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: but yeah, that was just a weird thing that occurred
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: to me earlier today as I was going back to
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: the timeline. It was like the rest of them were
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: already kind of preformed. But those like Tim Curry, Susan
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: Sarandon and Meatloaf all like that was pre who they became.
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: Like they all became huge cult. figures at that point
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: and like they just happened to get them all before
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: they were stars that's kind of weird but.
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: Then didn't Tim Curry have like a weird he made
- 1:18:59Speaker 5: like I mean he had like Paradise Garage and like
- 1:19:02Speaker 5: all those dumb.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: Songs I think he had a following that I thought It.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: Was around that time. Well, there's also like the play.
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: So a lot of them came into it as the play,
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: but it was years later before they actually put the
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: movie together. And then I think they were jumping on
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: that bandwagon, like, especially as it became the Weird Midnight Cult.
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: Then you work in the meatloaf thing. And by then
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: he's a superstar. So like, look, we've got the superstar
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: in our movie. We're going to play the video.
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: Like.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: Definitely by the time we saw it, it became part
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: of the ritual. Meatloaf is a superstar!
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: Maybe that's why the movie came to be. Because suddenly
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: people that were in it were suddenly famous.
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: And they're like, oh. We have those people.
- 1:19:46Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: Let's put out this movie. Or was it still awesome
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: because you had all these great people in one room
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: and that's why that still holds up today.
- 1:19:53Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: If you put a bunch of nobodies that didn't click right.
- 1:19:55Speaker 5: If you put a bunch of Henry Cavill's and Armie
- 1:19:58Speaker 5: Hammer's and make them do that, I'd love to see
- 1:20:01Speaker 5: them in that.
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if it would be the cult
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: classic that it is today. But they happen to have
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: a lot of really cool people.
- 1:20:06Speaker 5: I feel like I saw that movie at two very
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: different times and that movie's history is In two very
- 1:20:13Speaker 5: different times in my life. Because one, I was probably
- 1:20:15Speaker 5: entirely too young. And the next time I was like
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: seventh or eighth grade, you know. And then it was
- 1:20:20Speaker 5: like a whole different.
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: No, that's about the right. That's a little early for some,
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: but I feel like a lot of kids came into
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: it at that age.
- 1:20:26Speaker 5: Because it became a high school thing. You go hang
- 1:20:28Speaker 5: out at the right. But I had some older friends, right?
- 1:20:32Speaker 5: But when I saw it, I was like. 5th grade,
- 1:20:36Speaker 5: 6th grade.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: Yeah, that might be.
- 1:20:38Speaker 5: A little young. Yeah, but I mean, you don't know.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: But you're a weirdo, so it's fine. You attach yourself
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: to it because it's the kind of stuff you get into.
- 1:20:47Speaker 5: I know, but you don't know that it's weird. You're like, oh,
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: that's a sketchy tune. It's just a sweet transvestite.
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: Before I saw it, that man looks good in lipstick.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: Sure.
- 1:20:57Speaker 5: He's wearing a corset.
- 1:21:00Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:21:00Speaker 5: You know, you're a kid. It doesn't register as... Anything
- 1:21:04Speaker 5: that's off, you're like, all right.
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: I didn't see it until later. Like, I was a teenager.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I remember it as a cult thing before
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: I knew why it was a cult. Like, I remember
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: a picture of it. This is weird flashbacks.
- 1:21:19Speaker 5: Well, it was always the Vogue.
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: But nationalized, the first thing I remember is there's a
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: picture of it in one of the star logs that
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: I probably still have in a box somewhere. But it
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: was running down, like, cult movies or something. Like, it's
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: giving you the reason that, like, this is why this
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: is weird. And I just remember that shot, and that's
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: the only thing I knew of it beforehand. And then
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: after that, I remember, this is what's funny, there was
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: a kid in... school that you had to get up
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: and give some sort of like presentation to the class
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: some sort of weird english class project where obviously the
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: teacher had nothing else to do he was just like
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: i don't know go up there and give a presentation
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: and one of the guys got up the time warp
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: and no he gave a presentation on why rocky horror
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: was important and how it changed his life and like
- 1:22:07Speaker 2: he which now when i think back i'm like that's
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: so awesome but at the time i was like dork
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: because I really didn't even know about the movie but
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: that guy was a dork no offense I am one
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: I can call him out but like he was such
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: a dork that I was just like what the hell
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: is this movie that this guy likes so it was
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: a year or two later before I ever got to
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: see it and then I went oh no this is
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: fucking life changing like this is amazing so yeah when
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: I was in the theater and saw it it was
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: a whole different experience but watching this dork tell me
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: about how it changed his life I was like pfft Lame. Because,
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: you know, you're a jerky high school kid. Of course
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: that's what you're going to say. But what's funny is
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: he must not have been that attached because it was
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: only a few years later when I became a semi-regular,
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: in the crowd at least, and I never saw that
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: guy there. So he didn't stick with it.
- 1:22:57Speaker 5: So you had to go to the Vogue.
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: Oh, I was there for a while. Every week when
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: it played. Everybody was there. Like, I was that kind
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: of a dork. Yeah, I was there.
- 1:23:05Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: Well, and I knew.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: You were there?
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: I was there in a couple of different waves. The
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: floors were still sticky.
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:23:12Speaker 5: It was a Vogue.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: I was there when I first saw it.
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: I don't know, because we might have been there at
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: the same time.
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: Probably were. I don't know.
- 1:23:19Speaker 5: I was probably over it by the time you got there.
- 1:23:21Speaker 8: I know.
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: We probably were there, because I also knew people in
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: the cast that second run. Like, the first wave was
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: when I first saw it and just got into it
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: because it was amazing. It was like, again, you've never
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: seen an interactive thing like that. Like, being a movie
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: geek is one thing, but it's usually you sitting by
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: yourself in your house at that time watching things on video. So...
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: That was the first thing I'd ever seen that was
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: that kind of immersive experience. So it was mind-blowing on
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: that level. But then like a year or so after,
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: maybe a couple years after that, I then changed jobs
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: and then half of the people I knew that I
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: worked with were in the cast. So then I kept
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: going because I knew half the people on stage at
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: that point. So it was a weird mixture of both
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: of those things.
- 1:24:06Speaker 5: Those were weird after parties.
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: I wasn't cool so I didn't go to the after.
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: I wasn't even cool enough to hang out in the
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: parking lot afterwards. Like I watched the movie and went home.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: That kind of cool. That's what happens.
- 1:24:18Speaker 5: Parking lot was a very important scene.
- 1:24:20Speaker 6: It was.
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: I wish I was cool enough to be there. I
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: have a hard time believing.
- 1:24:24Speaker 5: I wasn't cool enough to be there.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: I was just there. That you weren't cool enough to
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: be there. I think that perhaps you just didn't like parties.
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: You're probably smart enough. Well, I didn't and kind of
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: don't even now. But I did not feel like I
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: belonged there, which is weird because it was one of
- 1:24:40Speaker 2: the few times when it was happening that that I
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: did kind of feel like I belonged somewhere. When it
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: was in the moment and shit was going on, like,
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: it was that. But when it stopped and everybody went
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: to their cliques and hung out by their cars and, like,
- 1:24:53Speaker 2: I didn't, like, suddenly it's just me, the dork, that
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: came there by himself. Like, everybody else was friends and
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: groups and cliques. I didn't have that. Even when I
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: knew people in the cast, they then went and hung
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: out with the cast and I went home because it
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: was just me. I'm still like that, so, if you want.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: Feel free.
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: I don't really remember much of that. I mean, I remember, yeah,
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: after the show and everybody would be in the parking lot.
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: It would be this real mix of, you know.
- 1:25:25Speaker 5: It was clicky, though.
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: I don't remember.
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: Well, I see.
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: I was just some. poor schmuck from indiana so i
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: didn't know anybody so it didn't matter to me didn't
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: care about what cliques people were in i just was
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: there you know but uh yeah i don't recall that being.
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: Anything yeah i just know it was the hangout but
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: i wasn't hanging out there i'm.
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: Like that's where the cool kids go Well, I'm going
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: home now. Yeah.
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: Yeah. It was a different version of it. I still
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: had a different experience than even the weirdos that found
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: their experience there. Yeah, I didn't have that either. But
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: I like the movie.
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: It definitely, I mean, say what you want about the movie,
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: whether you liked it or not, it still changed the
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: face of Western cinema.
- 1:26:21Speaker 5: World.
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: Again, in ways I don't think people even realize. Like,
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: I think it hit, and it also had, like, a
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: weird crossover where I think because of the performance angle,
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: it brought in all these weird, like, actor-y kids that, like, suddenly, yeah, like,
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: suddenly it was a thing that you could cross over,
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: and like, oh, this is what I'm doing, and that
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: makes me.
- 1:26:43Speaker 5: It wasn't Hello Dolly or the Music Man.
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: But it also, like, it had you involved in something. Oh,
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: this is what I'm doing now. I'm in the cast
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: of Rocky, whereas... You couldn't just go get in the
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: cast of some play. But if you'll show up every week,
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: you're in the cast for Rocky. If you'll start out
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: moving the tank back and forth, you're in the cast.
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: Maybe somebody won't show up and you get to be
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: Eddie next week. Good for you.
- 1:27:05Speaker 5: Good for you.
- 1:27:06Speaker 2: But, yeah, I think it gave you an insight, you know,
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: a foot in the door of this thing in this
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: little world that, like, if you wanted to be involved
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: in it, it was possible. a pretty welcoming scene to
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: let you do that stuff. So I think that changed people,
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: I think, in that performance-y way, too, that, like, it
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: gave the theater kids a place to go, and it
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: gave the... It was also a weird mixture. Definitely that group,
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: that crowd that used to go there. It was such
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: a weird mixture of subcultures at the time. It really was.
- 1:27:36Speaker 5: But then it became like you get the popular kids
- 1:27:39Speaker 5: then would want to show up because they were like, oh,
- 1:27:41Speaker 5: I heard there's this thing with a musical that's got
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: a transvestite, right? So it became like this edgy thing
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: to do. And then at that point, you were like, yeah,
- 1:27:50Speaker 5: I'm out because the popular kids are here.
- 1:27:53Speaker 2: The one that would always confuse me, there was also–
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: I would always find a good pocket of, like, just
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: rednecks that would show up.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: There was.
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: There was always just rednecks.
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: And, like, I think it's just because they could yell
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: out obscenities.
- 1:28:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: And, like, a lot of them were kind of homophobic,
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: which at the time wasn't really a big deal. But, like,
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: I think maybe it appealed to them for the wrong reasons.
- 1:28:15Speaker 5: There was that group. To me, even worse, there was
- 1:28:18Speaker 5: the popular kids who were suddenly, like, you know treading
- 1:28:22Speaker 5: on sacred ground of kids that were like oh this
- 1:28:24Speaker 5: is weird i'm weird and then you know.
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: You know there was the better option which is you
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: know that gay kids could go there and it was
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: open and welcome and like they didn't feel like a
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: freak all of a sudden so like i think that
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: was the good one but there was also over here
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: like a bunch of rednecks that just wanted to call people.
- 1:28:41Speaker 5: And throw things.
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: At people to that point I think that they were
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: probably in that group I mean They were probably also
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: gay rednecks.
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure.
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: We're using it as an excuse.
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: But even now they won't come to terms with that
- 1:28:56Speaker 2: for a long time. Certainly not back in the 80s
- 1:28:59Speaker 2: and or before. There's a lot of.
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: Weird I mean, we are talking about Louisville, Kentucky in
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: the 80s and 90s. So, you know, there's definitely a
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: lot of repression.
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: I definitely wasn't there in the 90s.
- 1:29:16Speaker 5: I definitely wasn't there.
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: In I was there in the 90s.
- 1:29:19Speaker 6: See, I was.
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: No, I wasn't there in the 90s. I definitely was. Well,
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: it was the late 80s.
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: I was there in the late 80s, yes.
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: 88, probably.
- 1:29:29Speaker 5: Yeah, it would probably be my last. 89 might have
- 1:29:34Speaker 5: been my last time there. And I'm not old.
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: I arrived as they were.
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: You just started way earlier.
- 1:29:39Speaker 5: I started way earlier.
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: See, I started a little later than most people.
- 1:29:42Speaker 5: And I lived, like, right, I mean, very close. So
- 1:29:45Speaker 5: we'd just be like, oh, Caleb.
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: So kids if you were interested in hearing three old
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: people talk about 1988 you hit the jackpot we'd know
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: the older.
- 1:29:56Speaker 5: Kids brothers and sisters and they'd be like what are
- 1:29:58Speaker 5: you doing here.
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: See I was older because I already had a job
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: so I would ride home past my job and flip
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: them off because I hated my job oh wait things
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: haven't changed at all I still hate going to work
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: I'd rather be at Rocky than going to work I
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: still hate my job Well, that's your own fault. Your
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: boss is a jerk.
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: She is. She should fire me. That was right. Yeah,
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: that was right in the, you know, 15, 16, yeah,
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: first job range.
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: God, you're old. We are old.
- 1:30:31Speaker 5: But it's interesting.
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: Well, it really wasn't that long ago.
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like it was that long ago. No,
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: but I want to know.
- 1:30:38Speaker 5: Okay, so we were talking about this and looking on
- 1:30:39Speaker 5: at fun.
- 1:30:40Speaker 3: Again.
- 1:30:40Speaker 5: And we had these great moments of going to these
- 1:30:43Speaker 5: independently owned, movie theaters that.
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. That's a relic
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: of the past.
- 1:30:50Speaker 6: I know.
- 1:30:51Speaker 5: I'm trying to bring it full circle so we don't
- 1:30:52Speaker 5: sound like old people.
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: We are.
- 1:30:53Speaker 5: So what do, you know, theater kids and....
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: Well, I mean, now you just set up your own
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: YouTube channel and like you can do whatever the hell
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: you want. Like there legitimately is no boundaries now. Like
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: they can do and be whatever the hell they want.
- 1:31:11Speaker 6: Which I love.
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: It still sucks to be a child. It still sucks.
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: I'm not pretending like it's a golden era for anybody
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: to be a kid.
- 1:31:17Speaker 5: I'm just like, so we had that. There's not the
- 1:31:21Speaker 5: equivalent of that.
- 1:31:22Speaker 2: And there won't be. That's long gone.
- 1:31:24Speaker 5: We got like this weird, funny experience.
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: Rocky Horror?
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: Yeah or just having a place like having or even
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: just going to the theater like i know there's going
- 1:31:35Speaker 2: tons of people that just does not go people.
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: Collecting in one location yeah.
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: I mean they are they people who still call themselves
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: movie fans and yet maybe once a year we'll go to.
- 1:31:45Speaker 5: The movie brian i haven't been to a movie and
- 1:31:48Speaker 5: to a theater get up we were at like i
- 1:31:51Speaker 5: samurai cop.
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: I know you live here get out i know No,
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: I mean, I still, it's easy to do because as
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: much as I love the theater experience as an experience,
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: there's plenty of times now when I'm like, is it streaming?
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: Can I just watch it? It's just a lot more
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: convenient in a lot of ways. And that's part of
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: the problem. We've progressed. But it also is like, it
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: gives you the out that like, you're not sitting there
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: focused on the movie. You can pause it and go
- 1:32:21Speaker 2: to the bathroom. You can eat your dinner while you're
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: watching it. Like, there's a million distractions that you can do.
- 1:32:25Speaker 5: But see, for me, that's perfect because I have a
- 1:32:28Speaker 5: really hard time, right? Like, I have a very hard time.
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: The hell you say.
- 1:32:33Speaker 5: Sitting and committing that much time and not talking and not,
- 1:32:36Speaker 5: you know. Like, Paul and I watch a movie and
- 1:32:39Speaker 5: I'm like, wait a minute. Wait, go back.
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: Wait, why?
- 1:32:42Speaker 5: What is going, what?
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: So no one wants to watch movies with you is
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: what it says.
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: Poor Paul is what we're taking away from this.
- 1:32:49Speaker 5: I can do it if I'm in a theater, but
- 1:32:51Speaker 5: it's like pulling teeth. Like, I really have to make myself.
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: Because.
- 1:32:56Speaker 5: Because I will. Because, I mean, I'm severely ADHD.
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: Well, they don't know that.
- 1:33:02Speaker 5: I have very, very bad ADHD. I really do. That
- 1:33:06Speaker 5: explains a lot.
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
- 1:33:08Speaker 5: And it's not an excuse.
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: Late diagnosis, too.
- 1:33:10Speaker 5: Yeah, now I know it's wrong.
- 1:33:11Speaker 2: You're a spectrum kid.
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: We all know.
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: Well, it's funny. I see it all the time now.
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: And I know tons of kids who legitimately are and
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: are diagnosed that way. But I'm like, I just didn't
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: get a time when I got to be there. There's
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: something not normal about me and the way my brain
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: processes things. But I don't even get a thing. I'm
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: just like, I miss my window. Oh, well.
- 1:33:33Speaker 3: No.
- 1:33:34Speaker 5: So getting diagnosed as ADHD and getting medication changed my
- 1:33:38Speaker 5: world for the past year and a half.
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: Yeah, because there is a diagnosis. There's nothing on the
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: books for you and me, Brian.
- 1:33:47Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just.
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: There's nothing that explains what you.
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: And I have.
- 1:33:52Speaker 5: We have a bad case of Airwolf.
- 1:33:54Speaker 2: We just got to go back to the Rocky, I guess.
- 1:33:55Speaker 5: You've been diagnosed with chips.
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't a chips kid. Maybe BJ and the
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: Bear for me.
- 1:34:02Speaker 5: You seem to have a slight infection.
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: Of Love Boat. I was watching that before I left.
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: 1988... Sounds like a long time ago.
- 1:34:13Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like it.
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like a long time ago. And it
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: is also not a long time ago.
- 1:34:22Speaker 2: On one hand. But at the same time, we were
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: just talking about a little while ago how much things
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: have changed since 2008. And it has. It has.
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: Technologically, it's a massively different.
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: But at the same time, that also means we've changed
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: a lot as a society. Things have massively changed, even
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: just since the turn of the century. So like it
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: kind of it when when things didn't. I have to
- 1:34:47Speaker 2: put this in perspective sometimes. It's like back in the
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: Middle Ages when things changed at a snail's pace, like 20,
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: 30 years wasn't a big deal. But now that rotation.
- 1:34:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: I mean, you get to now and like. Every day,
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: so much shit is changing.
- 1:35:03Speaker 8: So much about our lives is changing. That makes the
- 1:35:07Speaker 8: passage of time different. That is the hallmark of the
- 1:35:09Speaker 8: 20th century. All of the 20th century was like that. Well,
- 1:35:12Speaker 8: in the 21st century, it has tripled the speed.
- 1:35:14Speaker 5: The start of World War II, and we're using real
- 1:35:15Speaker 5: battle is taking place. And 30 years later, we're on
- 1:35:17Speaker 5: the freaking moon.
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: I mean, that is a huge technological leap.
- 1:35:33Speaker 5: Were we really on the moon?
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: Thanks to Kubrick we were. Stop, stop, stop it. Quit it.
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: Back to our conspiracy theories. Thank you, Nicolas Cage. Let's
- 1:35:43Speaker 2: not go there. That's a different episode.
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: But this isn't national treasure.
- 1:35:50Speaker 5: Wait, I mean, so I have a phone that is...
- 1:35:53Speaker 5: A pandemic era phone, right? I feel so behind.
- 1:35:56Speaker 2: Because you're old.
- 1:35:58Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:35:58Speaker 2: Grandma's always used those.
- 1:35:59Speaker 5: I have not replaced my phone since the start of
- 1:36:02Speaker 5: the pandemic because I'm cheap.
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: Yeah, that's mine and I just can't afford to use it.
- 1:36:06Speaker 5: I'm just going to use it until it falls apart,
- 1:36:08Speaker 5: which it is. But because it's actually lasted, then it's like. Suddenly,
- 1:36:14Speaker 5: it's completely outdated, and it's not even that old of
- 1:36:17Speaker 5: a phone comparatively.
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: I can't even upload the new thing because it's so old.
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: I feel like I'm using a BlackBerry.
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: Yeah, but three years have passed.
- 1:36:28Speaker 5: When we met, we had T-Mobile phones, and to text
- 1:36:31Speaker 5: one another, we had to go, call me, C-1-2-3-1. Yes, exactly.
- 1:36:40Speaker 5: You remembered how many times you had to hit the
- 1:36:42Speaker 5: button to send the text message.
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: I mean, it's crazy.
- 1:36:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:36:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:36:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:36:46Speaker 5: And that was like not that long ago in terms
- 1:36:49Speaker 5: of like.
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: But... Yes.
- 1:36:51Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:36:52Speaker 2: But my point is.
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: The point is that, you know, yes, technologically things change,
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: but people really don't change all that much. I mean,
- 1:37:05Speaker 1: there are.
- 1:37:09Speaker 1: There is more that we have in common with 1988
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: than we have.
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: Yes yes i think people's brains are the same dumb
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: thing they've always been but it also changes the way
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: it's interesting from the movie standpoint too because it does
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: change the way you make and view movies because that
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: didn't until the computer age none of that stuff changed
- 1:37:34Speaker 2: like you can watch if you're in 1988 you can
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: watch a movie from the 60s and you get it
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: it's the same stuff they might have a you know,
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: a telephone and they make a call, they might have
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: a radio, they're watching TV, but nothing changed. You go
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: back a little further, they still got phones, they still
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: got the radio, like you can go all the way
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: back to the dawn of cinema and it's not that
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: different from your life. But you hit the 80s and
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: everything just, domino effect of changes that are like within
- 1:38:01Speaker 2: like i said a couple of years you're looking back
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: at this going oh why don't they just use their
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: phone and call the cops right now like it changed
- 1:38:08Speaker 2: things real world wise so that then you had to
- 1:38:10Speaker 2: readjust your movies or they don't make any sense anymore
- 1:38:13Speaker 2: so that's why yeah every horror movie now we have
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: to have some reason that your cell phone doesn't work
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: or they don't make any sense you're like why don't.
- 1:38:19Speaker 5: You just call the cops serial.
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: That's a fair point it does readjust everything even just
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: movie wise.
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: Do you think that and I'm legitimately asking this because
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: I'm curious do you think that that's why there was
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: the sudden rash of remakes like we have to remake
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: this movie.
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: Because none of it works now No, I think they
- 1:38:45Speaker 2: were just lazy. Yeah, okay.
- 1:38:46Speaker 5: Like you're not going to remake The Wire because the
- 1:38:49Speaker 5: technology has changed.
- 1:38:51Speaker 2: But they will. It has nothing to do with technology,
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: but give it a couple years and they'll do a remake.
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: They still make pagers. No reboot.
- 1:39:01Speaker 5: There's no Wire reboot.
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You say that.
- 1:39:06Speaker 5: So that was going, okay, so where we went. This
- 1:39:10Speaker 5: entire tirade, right, started because we were talking about technology
- 1:39:12Speaker 5: changing in film and Francis Ford Coppola and that current
- 1:39:16Speaker 5: thing he's working on, not Metropolis.
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: Yes. I love that movie. No, it's not Metropolis.
- 1:39:23Speaker 5: It's something like that. So he had started using the
- 1:39:28Speaker 5: volume filming screen, you know, but I think what I read,
- 1:39:34Speaker 5: I could be wrong, I don't know the man, but
- 1:39:36Speaker 5: like that was not anything that he quite understood the.
- 1:39:39Speaker 2: Are we talking about audio-wise or like aspect-wise? No, the
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: visual aspect.
- 1:39:44Speaker 5: So the big screen LEDs. And so they're rebooting like
- 1:39:49Speaker 5: how they're doing their special effects. And that's going to
- 1:39:52Speaker 5: affect how the story changes and what's going to happen.
- 1:39:55Speaker 5: But that technology has changed that quickly that you had
- 1:39:58Speaker 5: green screens and then you had some genius that said, well,
- 1:40:00Speaker 5: just take these giant LEDs.
- 1:40:02Speaker 2: Why don't we just go stand in front of a TV?
- 1:40:04Speaker 5: Yeah, just put a giant LED screen.
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: George Lucas is a good example of this, right?
- 1:40:08Speaker 5: Well, that's it. That's his. That's ILM started that whole thing.
- 1:40:12Speaker 1: Well, but the Star Wars story, you know, is a
- 1:40:16Speaker 1: prime example of.
- 1:40:18Speaker 2: Well, the last 40 to 50 years is like starting
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: with practical effects and miniatures. Right, right.
- 1:40:25Speaker 1: And he, you know, he.
- 1:40:27Speaker 2: He lost his way.
- 1:40:28Speaker 1: He had a good story.
- 1:40:29Speaker 2: And then.
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: When the technology changed, he realized, oh, I can make
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: the movie that I wanted to make.
- 1:40:37Speaker 5: Get too much freedom to.
- 1:40:38Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's classic. I've said that about tons of directors.
- 1:40:41Speaker 7: Right, right.
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: But he's maybe the ultimate version. It's the classic story.
- 1:40:46Speaker 2: When he was the scrappy kid that had no money,
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: you look at that first movie and it's amazing because
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: he had to find a way. Necessity is the mother
- 1:40:54Speaker 2: of invention.
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: You can see it's not perfect.
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: You can see that's a rubber mask on that guy
- 1:40:58Speaker 2: in the bar. But who cares? It's freaking awesome. And
- 1:41:01Speaker 2: most of the other effects still look good.
- 1:41:03Speaker 5: And even the cheap rubber mask stuff, they still had
- 1:41:05Speaker 5: a good enough cinematographer and lighting.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: Let's make it dark in this bar. It's a bar.
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: It makes sense. As opposed to the prequels where it's like,
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: let's have everything really fucking bright for no good reason.
- 1:41:16Speaker 5: But am I wrong? In that tech called volume, isn't
- 1:41:19Speaker 5: that the name of those giant screens? I feel like
- 1:41:22Speaker 5: an idiot because I thought that.
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: That's what that is. I don't know I know of
- 1:41:25Speaker 2: those screens yeah again because.
- 1:41:27Speaker 5: Of the Mandalorian and they had the only one yeah
- 1:41:29Speaker 5: the Mandalorian.
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: The Mandalorian started with it and now.
- 1:41:31Speaker 5: That started the whole yeah it changed.
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: So much that yeah we were just talking about it
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: on an episode that like now it's affordable for small
- 1:41:39Speaker 2: studios to just go buy.
- 1:41:41Speaker 5: One of those and do whatever they want well and
- 1:41:42Speaker 5: they're opening them in different like setting up different like
- 1:41:44Speaker 5: volume studios.
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: Or whatever yeah it is a technological revolution for media
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: but I love whoever said anyone can do it why don't.
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: You just put some big LED screens But no, green.
- 1:41:55Speaker 2: I like green.
- 1:41:56Speaker 5: I like so much better. Mandalorian, that's their whole thing.
- 1:42:00Speaker 2: It just changed where you, again, you're busy with the
- 1:42:03Speaker 2: green screen thinking about, in the future I'm going to
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: do this and we're going to put this in. As
- 1:42:08Speaker 2: opposed to, just go stand over there and act.
- 1:42:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:42:11Speaker 2: You're already there. You're in front of it.
- 1:42:14Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:42:14Speaker 5: The world's best like background in the car, like in
- 1:42:17Speaker 5: the old scenes when they're driving, you know, like it's
- 1:42:19Speaker 5: like that.
- 1:42:20Speaker 2: Finally, we can get more of that.
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: And they're driving and they're just looking at their passenger
- 1:42:25Speaker 1: the whole time.
- 1:42:25Speaker 2: They're having a conversation.
- 1:42:27Speaker 5: Because everybody drives moving their arms.
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: Yeah, you move your arms back. You guys can see
- 1:42:30Speaker 2: us at home moving our arms back and forth in
- 1:42:32Speaker 2: a real fashion.
- 1:42:33Speaker 5: We go from the two to ten with one arm
- 1:42:38Speaker 5: instead of keeping it. Anyway, yeah, I mean, it's pretty, like,
- 1:42:42Speaker 5: technology has changed and those movies have changed. And even
- 1:42:45Speaker 5: things like, oh, God, what was the movie we were
- 1:42:49Speaker 5: talking about?
- 1:42:50Speaker 2: Which one?
- 1:42:51Speaker 5: Nicolas Cage.
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: Oh, National Treasure?
- 1:42:53Speaker 5: National Treasure.
- 1:42:54Speaker 2: Like, you do that and it's actually totally different. It's
- 1:42:55Speaker 2: a dated reference now.
- 1:42:57Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:42:57Speaker 5: Like, everything would look different. And it's dated.
- 1:43:01Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Disney, wasn't it?
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: That's the part earlier when I said I forgot who
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: made it. I forgot it was, like, Disney released. Like,
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: not like it's an up-to-the-line, touchstone, old days kind of thing. No,
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: it's a Disney. It says, Disney National Treasure. I was like, well,
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: that makes sense why it's on this streaming channel. I
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: forgot all about that part.
- 1:43:19Speaker 5: I went to look for a Simpsons episode.
- 1:43:22Speaker 2: And it's on Disney. Don't question. Disney owns all.
- 1:43:25Speaker 5: But wait a minute.
- 1:43:27Speaker 2: Disney bought Fox. Fox owns Simpsons.
- 1:43:29Speaker 5: But did the Disney Simpsons ride.
- 1:43:33Speaker 3: At....
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: Disneyland?
- 1:43:37Speaker 5: It's not at Disney. It's at the other one.
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: Well, it won't be for long.
- 1:43:40Speaker 1: Universal.
- 1:43:41Speaker 2: Universal will have to change things. They'll have to splash
- 1:43:46Speaker 2: mountain that bitch.
- 1:43:47Speaker 5: It's a terrible ride.
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: It'll be gone and you'll.
- 1:43:52Speaker 1: Not have speaking in. It's about a weed. The Gully Jimsons.
- 1:44:00Speaker 1: An obscure artist in London who... It's a roller coaster ride.
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: Breaks into an apartment and paints a wall. So, yeah,
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: I was thinking we should go back to Disney World.
- 1:44:11Speaker 5: You had never been.
- 1:44:12Speaker 2: I know. I'd never been.
- 1:44:14Speaker 5: Do you want to do the Star Wars thing?
- 1:44:17Speaker 1: There's so much that we need to see.
- 1:44:19Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:44:20Speaker 5: I just did Harry Potter over at Universal.
- 1:44:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:44:24Speaker 2: That's my thing. They don't own anything.
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: We've already done it.
- 1:44:26Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:44:27Speaker 2: A lot.
- 1:44:28Speaker 1: That's a good one. It is good. But the last
- 1:44:30Speaker 1: time we went there, somebody got shot outside of our
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: hotel room.
- 1:44:34Speaker 5: That was weird.
- 1:44:35Speaker 2: And somebody got shot at the flea market I was
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: at a couple weeks ago.
- 1:44:40Speaker 3: What?
- 1:44:41Speaker 2: That happens all the time.
- 1:44:43Speaker 3: Oh, man.
- 1:44:43Speaker 2: Standing there flipping through records and suddenly a wave of
- 1:44:46Speaker 2: idiots comes running towards us.
- 1:44:49Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:44:49Speaker 2: So, yeah, that was fun. Wow.
- 1:44:51Speaker 5: Oh, you were at the... Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:44:54Speaker 3: I was there.
- 1:44:55Speaker 2: Somebody shot somebody.
- 1:44:57Speaker 5: Not the exposition center, but the.
- 1:44:59Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:45:00Speaker 5: Not the one downtown, but the one at the fairgrounds.
- 1:45:02Speaker 1: So, once again, the takeaway is people get shot all
- 1:45:05Speaker 1: the time. In America.
- 1:45:07Speaker 2: So you better hurry up and watch the movie you
- 1:45:10Speaker 2: want to watch because you might be shot at any
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: given moment.
- 1:45:13Speaker 5: On a green screen or not.
- 1:45:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:45:15Speaker 2: Or watch an old movie. Like It's a Wonderful Life.
- 1:45:18Speaker 2: And it will change your life and make you realize
- 1:45:21Speaker 2: how depressing everything is. And hopefully in the last five
- 1:45:24Speaker 2: minutes it all turns around and your life's great. But
- 1:45:26Speaker 2: most of the time, probably not. And then you get shot.
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: You have to strategically time a hug at the end. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:45:35Speaker 2: Maybe your Zuzu will come along. If not, you'll just
- 1:45:38Speaker 2: die like Kane. Nobody will give a shit. There's your takeaway.
- 1:45:45Speaker 2: Anything else to pass along?
- 1:45:47Speaker 5: If I had a bell to ring, I'd ring it
- 1:45:48Speaker 5: right now.
- 1:45:49Speaker 2: No, no wings for you bastards. You get nothing and
- 1:45:52Speaker 2: like it. Rosebud. Otherwise, that about does it. We will
- 1:45:57Speaker 2: try next time. Probably we'll drop these two weirdos into
- 1:46:01Speaker 2: coming back. I'm so sorry. Coming up with whatever the
- 1:46:04Speaker 2: hell it is that we do when we get together.
- 1:46:06Speaker 2: I like these episodes.
- 1:46:07Speaker 1: I think it's called... permanent derail that's really i think.
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: When you're just not on the rail you don't have
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: to worry about derailing when you're hanging out off on
- 1:46:17Speaker 2: the side with the rest of the train yard hobos
- 1:46:20Speaker 2: like that's just where you live if you're listening to
- 1:46:22Speaker 2: us you don't touch the third ring don't take this
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: for a different way i like the idea that.
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: There was a plan and we you know subverted Sure.
- 1:46:32Speaker 2: If I just started doing this, but I've been doing
- 1:46:35Speaker 2: this a long damn time, so there are times when
- 1:46:38Speaker 2: I know how to plan for the derailment. There are
- 1:46:42Speaker 2: other times you can't fully plan for it, but there
- 1:46:44Speaker 2: are times when you just know the derailment is coming,
- 1:46:46Speaker 2: so you just go set up shop with the hobos
- 1:46:50Speaker 2: next to the rail area and just.
- 1:46:52Speaker 5: You put a penny on it and see what happens.
- 1:46:54Speaker 2: Yeah. You just put your weenie on a stick and
- 1:46:56Speaker 2: sit there and have a conversation around the fire while
- 1:46:59Speaker 2: the train derails over there and you don't have to
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: worry about it.
- 1:47:03Speaker 5: I think you're derailing Brian's closing statements.
- 1:47:05Speaker 3: Nope. Nope.
- 1:47:06Speaker 1: I want people to come away with this thinking, oh boy,
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: those two people are rebels.
- 1:47:12Speaker 2: No.
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: No.
- 1:47:13Speaker 2: They're like this all the time. There's no rebelling. This
- 1:47:16Speaker 2: is the status quo.
- 1:47:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:47:18Speaker 2: This is a regular old Tuesday for these two.
- 1:47:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:47:22Speaker 6: All right.
- 1:47:22Speaker 5: That was fun.
- 1:47:23Speaker 2: But I enjoy these Tuesdays. It's not really Tuesday, but
- 1:47:27Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So I think we should
- 1:47:30Speaker 2: return to this and go off the rails somewhere else
- 1:47:32Speaker 2: down the line.
- 1:47:33Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:47:33Speaker 1: But until then, otherwise that about does it.
- 1:47:37Speaker 2: We will return next time. Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
- 1:48:51Speaker 1: Every time a bell rings, a Brian gets a.
- 1:49:00Speaker 2: Cup of coffee. Somebody explodes from a Rambo bullet.
- 1:49:22Speaker 1: There you go. Thank you. I needed the wrap up there.
- 1:49:27Speaker 1: That was perfect.
- 1:49:28Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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