Latest / Petty and Unbothered / Petty Battle #12 - She thought she owned everyone vs AITA my brother thinks so
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- Tita Lors: No that's sixteen minutes of our lives. Robin Axline: my gosh. Man, it was going so well. Tita Lors: It was. That was so good. We were doing such a good job. Robin Axline: So take two. Tita Lors: Take two Robin Axline: Heikes Tita Lors: Okay, it's fine, it's fine. We're gonna be just as majestic this time around as we were sixteen minutes ago. Yes, exactly. Robin Axline: Okay, yes, we're just as ready. Okay. Tita Lors: Go ahead. Robin Axline: Welcome, dear listeners, to the episode where we each bring a petty story we found on the internet and compete to find the pettiest story. Do we always get it right? No. Does our rating system make any sense? Hmm. Also, probably not. Do we find this massively entertaining? Yes. And we hope you do too. So let the battle commence. Penny battle. Tita Lors: Okay. Actually, as you were doing that, it reminded me of a story that I was gonna tell during a different episode. I'm gonna tell it now though. So as you were like, Do we find this massively entertaining? I was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, huh, uh-huh. And then that brought me to remember this. So this has nothing to do with petty battles, but Ryan and I were upstairs and the we were watching the bear and the girls were downstairs allegedly watching something. I don't know. Brainchild. something entertaining. and I was just listening and I was like, something about the noises sounds suspicious. Like the it was quiet but not so quiet. Like I could still hear the giggling. There's just something about it. It had a suspicious quality to it. So I was like, can you bring up the camera? Because we have like the ring camera in the living room, right? So I was like, can you bring up the camera? I want see what they're doing. And I'm hearing them giggle. And I see in Big's hand chocolate syrup. Robin Axline: Yeah. Tita Lors: And they're giggling. And she's like talking about, wait, open, open. And Ray is just like giggling and I'm like, woo! downstairs. I'm all were you just squeezing chocolate syrup into her mouth? And Biggs like And in the background, Littles all, chocolate, just chocolate everywhere. And I'm like Okay, okay, okay. It's okay. Yeah, they didn't make a mess. The chocolate went in their mouths and in whatever container that they were but it was a brand new chocolate syrup bottle that was like halfway done. Yeah, Robin Axline: No. That's a lot of chocolate then. Tita Lors: it didn't all go into their mouths because the before that they were like, Big comes up and she's like, We're making banana chocolate soup. Ew. That does not sound good at all. Bananas, yes. Chocolate, yes. Soup, yes. Together? Robin Axline: So I don't Tita Lors: What do you mean by that? So I went down and I checked because I we didn't have a lot of milk, I think, so I was like, What are you making this out of? there's an apple juice box that they yeah, they cut up bananas and put it in the bowl, chocolate syrup and water. And it literally looked like Robin Axline: A lot. Tita Lors: bowl of chocolate milk stuff with like bananas floating around it. Robin Axline: Huh. Tita Lors: Ew. I was like you like that? Uh-huh. Okay, bye. Robin Axline: Were they eating it or you don't know? Tita Lors: I think I'm pretty sure they were eating it, allegedly. They were I don't know, man. It was gr they didn't finish it 'cause when I came downstairs I was like, okay, that's enough chocolate. Like, if you've been pouring it into each other's mouths, we're done. And I like took and I tossed them. And then I had to be like, I appreciate that you are taking the initiative to take care of yourself and to feed yourself. to make things for yourself, but maybe not that. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and then I came up and told Ryan about it. We were just laughing so hard. It was it was a good moment for us as parents. But yeah, it was the uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh that did it for me. Yeah. Okay. Robin Axline: right, right, right. my speaking of the bear, my brother was sitting at a restaurant next to the chick that plays the sister, a couple days ago. Tita Lors: that's so cool. Robin Axline: Yeah. It was like one of those things where one of his friends is like like, don't look now kind of thing and then he said a bunch of people on his table like turned around and then Tita Lors: Of course. Robin Axline: He's like, you could definitely tell like she knew she was spotted kind of thing. I like, no It's kind of funny though. Tita Lors: Alright, well if you made it through that little tangent, in this episode, or this is the part where we tell each other the titles of our stories, and then we make predictions. It's the title for title predictions section, and then we read our stories, we rate our stories, and with those arbitrary numbers, they tell us who is the pettiest of them all for this episode. So Yeah, let's go. you read your title, I'll read mine. Robin Axline: Ooh. Okay. Tita Lors: Ha ha ha. Robin Axline: Whoa. Alright. She thought she owned everyone, so I put her in her place. And yours? Tita Lors: versus am I the asshole for calling my brother out in front of his quote girlfriend. Yeah. I have an unfair advantage because this is take two and I know part of the story. Yeah, but I think Robin Axline: No. Well I don't. Tita Lors: I'm gonna stick with my prediction because I'm actually really hoping that I'm right. That whatever happens and however she gets put in her place, it's highly petty. So Robin Axline: Mm-hmm. Alright. And I'm gonna stick by my story and I'm gonna say that I think yours might win because of the girlfriend in quotations intrigues me. And I haven't heard your story yet, so. Tita Lors: Mm, okay. Yeah, you have it. I know. Because you were smart enough to check the numbers and say Robin Axline: Yeah. Tita Lors: that we were not recording. my Landa. Robin Axline: this feeling everything was going so well that something was gonna happen. Tita Lors: Yeah, seriously. Robin Axline: You guys missed out on a really good no, I'm just kidding I Tita Lors: It was so good. I told this amazing story. my God. Robin Axline: So crazy. we're gonna do our Tita Lors: All right. Robin Axline: best. No, I think we're actually sir surpassing that version. So Okay. Tita Lors: Yes, I think we're doing great. Robin Axline: so yeah. Do we have any more ratings to do or is it jump into the story time? Tita Lors: jump into the story time. Jumpin' dam, jump and dam. yeah, that's those are the actual words. Robin Axline: Step in time, step in time. Okay, Grand Dyke. Tita Lors: Don't listen to me. I don't know words. Actually Robin Axline: Okay. Tita Lors: halfway through that I was like, it's not jumping, but I'm committed. Robin Axline: I'm the little one to lie, I'm the little lie. Just doing some chimney Tita Lors: Second time. Robin Axline: sweep talk, yeah. Tita Lors: Okay. Robin Axline: okay. Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: so this come this little story comes from Petty Revenge sixteen days ago and the original poster is Joey Dash Lasagna. Tita Lors: That sounds delicious. It also reminds me of something, but I'm not sure what. I was trying to figure it out earlier too. Joey Lasagna. Joey Lasano? Joe like just reminds me of something. But continue. Robin Axline: All right. she thought she owned everyone, so I put her in a place. I think everyone has experienced someone like this. When I was in middle school, there was this one girl who was always walking around like she owned the place, always acting like she was better than everyone else. But this girl in my class took that attitude as far as she possibly could. One Monday, I walk into class and she's wearing a sash and a massive tiara. I think to myself, fantastic, it's her birthday. Tomorrow's gonna be rough. Then when class finally starts and the teacher starts talking, she stands up and starts aggressively ringing a freaking cowbell. She goes on to say that it's her birth week. my god, already. Tita Lors: Look, listen, already, like, I didn't say anything last time, but I'm gonna do it now. 'Cause Robin Axline: Yeah. Tita Lors: it reminded remember the whole like Am I the asshole for telling my classmates to shut the fuck up? Robin Axline: I think so, yeah. Tita Lors: Yeah, like my little personal story that I that I would have been like, Shut the fuck up Are you kidding me right now? Robin Axline: Yes, yes, yes. Okay now yes. Tita Lors: 'Cause cowbells are so loud and I already have like audio sensory stuff and I'm just I will punch you. Like I will throw something at you. Please. Yeah, exactly. Robin Axline: That would be so jarring. Tita Lors: Right? Like what do you do teacher? Where is the teacher? Robin Axline: Yeah, yeah, it's like the story that you're telling me on that one. Yeah. Where's the Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: teacher? Okay, so she goes on to say that it's her birth week. She did not get in trouble for this disturbance, nor did she ever get in trouble for anything, because apparently her mother is a pill to deal with. In parentheses. How dare you say my sweet little angel would ever do such a thing type stuff? ugh. Terrible. So she would never get in trouble because the teachers didn't want to deal with her mother. That entire week, the girl was walking around shaking that dang cowbell in people's faces and bossing them around. That Thursday, our class went to the library. I was in the corner looking at graphic novels, and here comes Her Royal Highness. She walks over and looks at the very top of the shelf. I'm currently skimming through a book and she's standing next to me. She proceeded to ring the cowbell in my face while I was looking at the book. Tita Lors: Nope. Nope. Nope. Mm-mm. Like I said, that's the fastest Robin Axline: Mm-hmm. Tita Lors: way for me to throw some shit at you. Robin Axline: Right. Tita Lors: Like it's already bad enough that you're disturbing my peace with the stupid ass cowbell. You're in a frickin' library. You're not following the rules, and now you're putting shit in my face? No. No. Yeah. Robin Axline: Yeah. I don't like I don't like that at all myself. Tita Lors: Mm-mm. Yeah. So like I I'm gonna tell the story all over again because I think the listeners should hear it. right. So I already d if people like grab my face right here, like I have a thing about it, right? Like I told you I've had eczema in the past and it would be like right here. My mom used to like, I think it was meant to be carrying, you know, like check my face, but to do it, she would like grab my face. you know, and meant to be carrying, wasn't received that way, didn't feel good. So when people touch my face, anyways. So this is like a friend of a friend who thought we were friends. I don't know, she came up to me in the middle of a class and decided to like slap my face. Right? Yes, girl. I was like, don't touch me. Please keep your hands to yourself. Don't. Slap me. I don't like it. I have a thing about it. Don't. Right? Slaps the other side of my face. And I'm like, Robin Axline: Whoa. Tita Lors: you better get the fuck away from me now. Right? So she fucks off. Class starts. Whatever. like the day ends. I meet up with, you know, the reason one of the reasons why I have to know her. And she comes walking up to me, slaps me, like actually slaps me. Robin Axline: What? Tita Lors: Yeah. And I had like books in my hand, threw my books down and I lunged. I was ready to frickin' hurt her. And then she like throws my friend, my actual friend, in front of her. And I'm like And then another friend comes walking up to me and I grab her by the arm and we like walk away. Because I was like, you better get me the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get in so much trouble. I'm ready to go to the principal's office. Robin Axline: my god. Tita Lors: Mad. I was so mad about that. Like so I think I would feel the same way about somebody like it's loud. We're in a library. You're dangling something in my face. Like, please stop. And if you keep doing it, consequences. Robin Axline: Reels. Like, yeah, it would be so tempting to just grab a book and be like, get the fuck out of my face or whatever. Like, no way. Yeah, yeah, Tita Lors: Yeah, exactly. Or to snatch that out of her hand and toss it. Robin Axline: that yeah, that would be tempting too. Tita Lors: Yeah. I I would probably do that. Robin Axline: Nell, did you ever find out why that girl was so slap happy or just Tita Lors: She just thought it was funny. Yeah, she like I don't I never talked to her about it. She never talked to me about it. She thought it was funny that I wasn't gonna do anything and that she could just push my buttons and like it's not like I was known for getting into fights and like I said, I didn't really I didn't have like a massive group of friends and my they were my friends' friends, so we didn't really know each other. Like we knew each other enough because we hung out but we didn't really know each other. You know what mean? Yeah. Yeah. Robin Axline: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know those kinds of people. Tita Lors: So I think she thought because I'm so generally like peppy and perky and kind and like about stuff that she didn't think I was gonna do anything. Robin Axline: That's so f like weird. I mean I guess she might I don't know. Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: She thought it was funny, maybe she thought you would think it was funny. I don't know. Yeah, Tita Lors: Why the why would anybody think that's funny? Robin Axline: that's why I'm like as I'm saying it I'm like, never mind, I don't know what I'm talking about. Tita Lors: Yeah. Yeah. Later I th we were all like in a stairwell somewhere just hanging out for lunch and we were all talking about whatever and then I don't know how we got on the topic, but she was like, You scare me and I was like, I should Robin Axline: Noise. Tita Lors: Yes. 'Cause I still remembered what she did and I was like, Good God. Yeah, sorry, I totally interrupted. Right? I know. Like, my big, she's a little wild with her body parts, a little impulsive with her actions, and I'm like, yo, kid, one of these days you're gonna do something impulsive and you're about to feel the consequences fast. Like, I'm not going to be there for you, so you need to figure out what you're gonna do. Like, either like how are we gonna rein this in? How are you gonna protect yourself? Like, what are we going to do? Robin Axline: Dang. Well, now you're just gonna be up with the times. Or something. Mm-hmm. Tita Lors: I don't know. She was protected in Kinder. They had their own little playground. Super cute, but first grade. That's gen pop, man. You're on the big kid playground now. Robin Axline: Mm, yeah, yeah. So it's probably good to be aware. Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: my goodness. yes. So with that being said, I guess I'll hop back into the story. Tita Lors: Yes, sorry. Robin Axline: No, it was a good aside because then it really gets you into that mindset of school shenanigans. Okay, so okay. She rang the bell in my face while I was looking at the book. She had to ring it so close to my face that she hit me in the nose. Mm-mm. She then pointed up at a book she wanted and said, give me that babysitter's book. Tita Lors: From it, I'm so annoyed. We're just getting more and more heated. Robin Axline: What is going on with this girl? Tita Lors: Okay, keep going. I can hold it together. Robin Axline: Okay, then because she asked so nicely, I obliged. I got the book and started to hand it to her. Before she could take it, I turned around and tossed it about five feet away. Yes. Tita Lors: Bravo. Robin Axline: I turned back to her and sternly said, Now go pick it up. Damn. She just looked at me. Tita Lors: I would have said fetch. Robin Axline: That would have been a good one. Fetch. so after I said go pick it up, she just looked at me dumbfounded. She didn't directly bother me for the rest of the year. That's the coolest I've ever felt. Yeah and Tita Lors: Is so good. Such a good ending. The only thing that would have made it better is if she said fetch. Robin Axline: Totally. man. That would have been like a cherry on top right there. Tita Lors: that was so good 'cause I was getting real peeved. I was like, Robin Axline: Yeah. Tita Lors: I'm waiting. Robin Axline: I know. But yeah, like the fact the teacher was letting her go around and the librarian with the cowbell is insane to me. Like Tita Lors: Yeah, that's Nope. Hard pass on that. Robin Axline: Her mom must have been a real, real, real pill with putting up a pet. Tita Lors: Your mom is probably exactly like her. Robin Axline: Yeah, probably. Tita Lors: Right, she doesn't ask, she says, she tells. Mhm. Exactly. Yeah. Like I'm all for I I s it's my birthday month, you know what I mean? But I'm Robin Axline: I was gonna bring that up. Tita Lors: yeah, but I'm not being a dick about it. It's my birthday month. Treat myself. Let me like you know, be a little less thrifty than usual. Right? Let me treat myself. Exactly. Robin Axline: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Such a nice catch all. Yeah. Tita Lors: I'm not like expecting other people to just do my bidding 'cause it's my birthday. Robin Axline: How is no yeah, yeah. Tita Lors: Ha ha ha Right? Like, that is insane to treat people like that for a whole week just because it's your birthday? Paz. Robin Axline: And like to repeat it just sounds so obnoxious. But yes, I believe in the birthday month thing as well. So that was gonna be a point. Good. Thanks for reminding me. Tita Lors: Yeah, yeah. And another thing too, like another thing she could have done is like found wherever the teacher was and threw it at the teacher's feet and then said, Fetch Robin Axline: Yeah, it's a hundred percent cooler. Yeah. Tita Lors: Right? Really teach the teacher how to have a backbone. Okay, so now yeah. Robin Axline: I do wonder which babysitters club book it was, but yes. I digress. Tita Lors: Okay, now we rate. So you're gonna type in the numbers, I'm gonna type in the numbers, and then yes. Okay. Do do do do. Is it an overreaction? Overreactions is the more of an over more overreaction the higher, right? Okay. I don't think it's an overreaction at all. I think she was perfectly Robin Axline: Correct. Yeah, because she threw it on the floor, Chef's guess. Tita Lors: Okay, the numbers are in for that one. So my story time Where is it? So this is on threads. Thread? Threads? Whatever. Yazelba posted on A-I-T-A. Robin Axline: Whoopee. All right. Tita Lors: That's the thing. Alright. A-I-T-A. My brother thinks so. My brother invited me out to dinner. I show up thinking it's just us, then realize he brought a plus one. His quote girlfriend. We sit down, she's trying to get to know me, asking all types of questions, making conversation, I'm responding, but I'm not really engaged. Mind you, I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just not interested in building a rapport with her. As we're leaving the restaurant, a woman walks past who clearly is checking my brother out. She was probably the most attractive woman I've ever seen. I laughed and say, she was definitely checking you out. You should get her number two. Thoughts, feelings. Robin Axline: Okay. i did she say that in front of the other the girlfriend? Tita Lors: Mhm. Yeah. Robin Axline: Weird. Tita Lors: Yeah, 'cause they're all leaving the restaurant together. Robin Axline: Really not a funny comment. Or she could've yeah, no, that's weird. Okay, yes. Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. His girlfriend immediately flips. How could you say that? why would you do something like that while you're out with me? You should have some loyalty. I'm his girlfriend. You're c clearly not a girl's girl. Ha ha. So once she's done berating me, I look at her and calmly say, If this bothers you, imagine how his wife would feel. I'm pretty sure if I owe anyone any loyalty, it would be to her. Robin Axline: What? I just was like, wait a Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: hold it hold on a second. my gosh. That is a What stuff Yeah, so who Tita Lors: Twist and turns. Robin Axline: is the so I guess you're saying the sister is the petty person. Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Wait, yes, the sister. So wait, there's a little bit more. She says, Y'all, she was hot, and this was the look on my brother's face. So it's like the gif, gif of like Kermit being like Shocked, Robin Axline: okay. Yeah. Tita Lors: shookest. and then she says, I love my brothers, but I don't condone the BS. I would say we laugh about this, but mostly it's me laughing anytime this story comes up. LOL. Right. Robin Axline: my gosh. Wow. Tita Lors: it's so good. Robin Axline: I see that Kermit gif on there, yeah. That's funny. Tita Lors: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robin Axline: That's just so Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: we like what in the world? Tita Lors: There's some fun comments, but I wanna hear what you have to say. 'Cause first you were like you were also like, you know, why would you say that in front of her? And then you were like, Ew, to the girls girl comment. And I'm curious if you have like statements Robin Axline: think it's like a bit confusing because like I I mean like I wonder if the sister knew that he kinda does have girlfriends on the side or what's the she didn't really get into that. But Tita Lors: Mm. It doesn't sound like Yeah, it doesn't seem like I what I'm imagining in my head, it's like she's going to have dinner with her brother, he shows up with this chick and she's like, The fudge monkeys And Robin Axline: Yeah. Tita Lors: he's like, it's my girlfriend and she's like, Really? Yeah. Yeah, and she probably wasn't gonna Robin Axline: Like, yeah. So she like didn't know. Tita Lors: Yeah, yeah. She probably wasn't gonna say anything either until Home Girl decided to go off on her. Robin Axline: Yeah. Okay. Yes. Tita Lors: She would have let her be Dululu. Robin Axline: Yes. Til And the chick was hot, so she probably was like, Well, I mean, if you're Tita Lors: Yeah, exactly. Like if you're gonna cheat, it might as well be with somebody attractive. Robin Axline: Right. I think my well my no, Tita Lors: Not that we condone cheating. Robin Axline: no no no no no. But my first comment was or thought was like I said, did she have to say that like out loud so the girlfriend could hear it too? Seems a little funny. Like if I were to do something like that, I would have texted my brother and just said like, hey that chick, maybe you wanna like unless it was just purely a joke and then in that case it's not really that funny. That is kind of like weird. Tita Lors: I mean I think it sucks for the girlfriend, right? Robin Axline: Yeah. Tita Lors: To hear that, to think you're in this whole last relationship with this guy and this is how you find out that he's married. But Robin Axline: Yeah. And I but I also do think it's oddly shady that you would just show up with your partner if you didn't plan to have a plus one. Tita Lors: I think it's weird behavior, but also it's weird behavior to cheat. Robin Axline: No, yeah. And I have a another story that is similar to kind of similar to not not in that respect, but like about showing up with somebody and not saying that you're showing up. And then just like being like, hey, this is my girlfriend, we're gonna stay at your house story. somebody that I know, Tita Lors: Do tell. Robin Axline: but basically it's like somebody that was supposed to visit somebody. And they said, I'm coming up to visit you. Can I stay at your house? Sure. They show up with their girlfriend who this other person had never met, and said, Hi, we're here. So there's like two people, but the whole time it was using I. I'm driving Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: up. Is it okay if I stay all this and then showing up and just like expecting yeah, as a we, Tita Lors: As a wee? Robin Axline: yeah. And it was a bit awkward for all, I'm pretty sure, but yes, I know of a situation like this. Yeah. But it was very strange, very peculiar. Yeah. Tita Lors: Like there's a hotel across the street Like especially I mean especially if my if I where I lived was as small as where you live or as small Robin Axline: Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was a small apartment. Tita Lors: yeah like or as small as like my studio back in Long Beach. I would have been like, dog you said I like let me Robin Axline: Mm-hmm. Tita Lors: confirm. Not once did you say we or that you would have an additional person. I don't know this person. Robin Axline: Yeah. Or that you were dating Tita Lors: I Robin Axline: somebody. That's the other strange part. Tita Lors: Yeah, like I can't I don't have the accommodations for this. Like it would be hard for me to say that in this big old house that we have, but like Sorry. But Robin Axline: Yeah, that would be a little bit funny. No, she's gonna have to go outside. Tita Lors: like for me it would be I don't know you, I have kids. Robin Axline: Ooh, yeah. That's a mm mm, yeah. No, that's very fair. Yeah. Tita Lors: Yeah, like you can't just bring random people I've never met that I like you've never told me about, I know nothing about. That's Robin Axline: Yeah, that's very no, yeah. Tita Lors: No. Yeah. Robin Axline: So I've I know a story similar, but not about the cheating part, just about the surprise part. but yeah. Tita Lors: Yeah. Yeah. It's a very my one of my aunts used to do this all the time. We would have like a party. Well most aunts in like Filipino families, there's there's one aunt who always brings extra people. Right. Like it's a it's a but it's also most Filipino parties is just come in, enjoy, leave, come back, whatever. If there's lots of people in and out of the house, it's a whole day event. Unlike in newer like newer experiences out here. Where it's like the three hour event. Get out. kind of situation. So it wasn't uncommon or unusual, but it was always like, here's this whole ass other family. They are my friends. Feed them. Entertain them. Take care of them. Now all the kids have to be friends with these people. And we're like, I don't know you. And now we have to be friends with you and like entertain you. And it ultimately would be fine because like it's not the kids' fault. We all hung out. It's fine. But like yeah. So I usually try to be like, is it okay if I invite this person? Robin Axline: Mm. Yeah, that makes sense. Tita Lors: Right, like we're having let's say you and I are like remember in New York, right? We were going to meet with my cousin and I was like, do you mind if my friend comes? Robin Axline: Hm. Yeah, yeah. Tita Lors: Right. Or like or literally anything asking first because had she said no, I would have like, that's a bummer but also next time Robin Axline: Yeah, for sure. Yeah, exactly. but yeah, so I just think the inviting of it all is a bit strange too. If the sister wasn't expecting an extra person. You kinda wonder how the dinner went. Like if she had any vibes for or against the girlfriend in general. Tita Lors: I don't think she had any intention of getting to know the girlfriend because he's married. I don't know if he's still married by the sounds of it, but Robin Axline: I yeah. But it just doesn't it does seem a little bit petty though with her saying you should go get that chick's phone number, whether it was a joke or not. 'Cause then you're like Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Robin Axline: explicitly being like, I don't approve of this relish kind of or I don't think it's gonna last. Tita Lors: Yeah. Or I mean if you're doing this, might as well do that too. Robin Axline: Yeah, yeah, that's fair. But I mean, just for like the other chick to have to hear that is kind Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: of a bummer. However, her going off like that, in especially in a public place, is like not okay. And that girls girl Tita Lors: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Robin Axline: thing is so tired. So tired. And and it really is, in my opinion, it's so cherry-picked now to mean whatever you want it to mean to benefit yourself. It's just that I've heard it in so many different contexts, what it means, it's kind of exhausting at this point. That's why it kind of was all like that. But Tita Lors: Yeah. Yeah. That sucks. 'Cause I I get the concept of like what it means to be a girls girl and why we say it and especially like before it had this whole other meaning to it. Yeah, like being a girls girl was like you stood up for each other. Robin Axline: I do like that. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. Tita Lors: Yeah. Like I think sh by saying what she said and being as petty as she was, sh she was being a girls girl. You didn't like how that felt, but guess what? That's not her fault, that's his fault. He's the one cheating. Robin Axline: Ooh, yeah. Now the wheels are turning because I'm like, yeah, because now she's saying heads up he's married. Tita Lors: Yeah. Yeah. If like also, I didn't have to tell you. But You know, it's just information. She's giving she's being subtle, I think, kinda funny and definitely petty about it. Pettiness more directed towards her brother of like, I mean, if you're gonna behave this way, then I guess behave this way and k calling out his behavior, but He's the I if the question is, am I the asshole? I would say she's not the asshole. He is, but she's definitely petty. Robin Axline: Ooh. Yeah. I think you're on it with that. It's a lot more complex than that, yeah. Tita Lors: Yeah, yeah. And the girlfriend's stupid. Robin Axline: Yeah. Like letting somebody have it, especially somebody you just met, I think is really she doesn't have to see her over again. She could just be like, Tita Lors: Yeah. Robin Axline: Well, I didn't appreciate that, but bye or something. I don't know. Tita Lors: Yeah, or I would have like talking to the boyfriend about it. Like, why what's going on with your sister? Why would she say that? Robin Axline: Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's so bizarre. Tita Lors: Like and what does she mean to? Like my wheels Robin Axline: Yeah. Tita Lors: would be turning suspicious and angry at him, not at her. Robin Axline: Yeah. Yeah. 'Cause that's I mean, that's not being a girl's girl also. If you put it that way. Tita Lors: Exactly, exactly. That's exactly where I was going with this. Robin Axline: Right. Tita Lors: Yeah. Okay. For this one I had like the most unhinged comment and the most healed comment. It was really funny. one person was like, You ruined the night? What the fuck is wrong with you? That was super stiff. And then the broke brook. Allison Allison? Yeah. Brook the Brooke Allison said, again, did you read it? And then Supastaff said, I just realized how to unblur the end and couldn't find my comment to delete it. So like the the part about there was a part that was like if this bothers you imagine how his wife would feel. I think that was all blurred out. Yeah, so she didn't see it. Then the most healed comment was by Krista Barbie Baby. I know this isn't healed and unhinged, but I really liked these comments. I hope your pillow is always cool. I hope you can eat whatever you want and your tummy stays flat. I hope your hair grows to your butt. Your eyebrows and lashes are always long and thick. I hope you have the most loyal girlfriends and a rich partner who adores you. I wish you endless success in your career. Inshallah, you are a true girls girl. You are my people. A hundred. Robin Axline: God willing. Okay. Woo. Tita Lors: Yeah, seriously. bad. Okay, let's rate this second story. Okay. Are we ready for the winner? It's not gonna show up here, but let's update this. Actually wonder it's fine, okay. And the winner is by one point am I the asshole my brother thinks so the or am I the asshole for calling out my brother story? Yes, we were one point apart. Robin Axline: wow, one point. Amazing. Tita Lors: Yeah. You were you're a lot kinder with your points. Robin Axline: I don't know. Tita Lors: I like Yeah. I think my points were higher than yours in but we agreed Robin Axline: yes. Tita Lors: we agreed on the like trivialness of it, I think. We're we were closer in the second story than in the first one. But yeah. Robin Axline: Yeah. For sure. Yeah, congratulations, Laura. The winner. Yeah. So close though. Tita Lors: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Woo woo woo Yay Yeah, seriously, just one point away. Awesome. Well this was so much fun. I really like I like this way of doing it now. 'Cause, you know, we're kind of my god, what is happening? My mouse is being crazy. We're we're like doing our own thing but it's coming together and it's giving like a f I don't know, it this is fun. I don't even know what I'm trying to say, but this was super fun. Yeah, exactly. And there's gonna be this is probably gonna be pretty short because I'm gonna cut a few things out. like all of the dead air, so that's gonna be fun. we could probably yeah, I think if that if that's how this ends up being, and obviously this is like we're cutting this out, but we might have room for like an extra story. So like one of us bring in an extra story every other week or we tell the husbands that we need submissions. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we'll bring it and they'll be the the next contenders. Robin Axline: Well, that was super fun. And again, congrats to the winner. It was great. I'm glad that we solved the world's problems today. Tita Lors: Ha ha ha. Robin Axline: about this girlfriend of it all as well. so now we wanna know what do you think? Did you think we got this right? Do you like our new scale, our point system? Give us all your feedback. We'd love to hear it. And if you have a yeah, and if you have a petty story that you want us to read on the podcast, please reach out to us. Maybe it'll end up in a petty battle and it'll be on a bracket. So we have a T line. So if you don't feel like typing, you can just call us. It's 816 T line or 816-832-5463. Email Yeah. Tita Lors: Should make like a commercial with that. Robin Axline: Let's do it. Tita Lors: Okay, good, sorry. Robin Axline: Yeah no email petty and unbothered at gmail dot com. Our Instagram is petty and unbothered or just tell us in the comments anywhere you get and subscribe your podcasts or on the YouTube if you want to watch us. So it looks like this is all we've got for today. And if you enjoy hanging out with us, please, please, please, please, please. 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