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Hanging out at The Bastion is Truly Outrageous · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey everybody, this is Anthony Michael Hall, and you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to my friends Brian, Jay, and Misty on Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: Don't touch that dial.
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  Speaker 3: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 3: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
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  Speaker 3: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
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  Speaker 3: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
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  Speaker 3: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
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  Speaker 3: from that do not feature Misty, and will probably be
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  Speaker 3: far less offensive. Okay, maybe. That having been said, on
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  Speaker 3: with the show.
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  Speaker 4: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 5: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 6: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 7: What I could do is take this wall and just
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  Speaker 7: turn it this way. So I've got a much larger
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  Speaker 7: living space. Plus it'll create a flow into the main
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  Speaker 7: living area. It'll be incredible.
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  Speaker 8: No, no.
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  Speaker 7: I just elevate this about six inches, create the illusion
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  Speaker 7: of two rooms and yet still have that flow.
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  Speaker 9: And I can take bookshelves and put it here.
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  Speaker 5: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 9: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 5: And we're coming to you live in a digital recording
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  Speaker 5: from the bastion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 9: It's kind of dirty, but yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's the bastion of slightly organized.
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  Speaker 5: You made progress.
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  Speaker 9: The living room was fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 5: I came in and I saw the living room. It
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  Speaker 5: wasn't just stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't look like a hoarder lives here.
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  Speaker 9: We hid it all in the back rooms.
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  Speaker 5: Hidden in the back.
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  Speaker 10: Hmm.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, we had to clean the house because they
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  Speaker 9: were coming to install a faster internet. So I had
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  Speaker 9: to make sure they could actually get to it.
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  Speaker 5: Fiber optic.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, three days were spent in this process of me
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  Speaker 9: cleaning up way to the fiber optic maker.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 5: I do always hate that when they have to send
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  Speaker 5: people out for some, I don't know, some poor bastard
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  Speaker 5: has to do a service call of some sort to
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  Speaker 5: your home.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not like normal people. Like, they're always going to
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  Speaker 5: come in and be like, dude, what the hell is
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  Speaker 5: wrong with you?
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  Speaker 9: This one was not as impressive as the last one
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  Speaker 9: we had.
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  Speaker 1: No, the last guy we had was kind of a,
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  Speaker 1: he was a fellow nerd. He had like Mario tattoos
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  Speaker 1: and some other movie.
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  Speaker 5: That's pretty geeky.
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  Speaker 1: Movie related tattoos. And he came in the house and
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  Speaker 1: he was like.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God. And you're like, yes, I know. We
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  Speaker 5: have the coolest stuff you've ever seen.
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  Speaker 9: Look at that from the pizza delivery guy too.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He's just like, what the hell? Can I take a thing?
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  Speaker 3: No, get out.
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  Speaker 5: My tip is one thing. I'm gonna close my eyes
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  Speaker 5: and grab a thing. No! Stop touching my toys! Exactly.
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  Speaker 9: I'll break a bitch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was always weird whenever... I mean, it's weird
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  Speaker 5: in general when strangers come to your house, but... Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 9: I hid in the kitchen most of the time he
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  Speaker 9: was here.
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  Speaker 5: It's extra weird when you're, like, not a normal person. Like, again,
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  Speaker 5: I feel like normal people don't really give a rat's ass.
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  Speaker 5: They're just like, yep, here you go, here's my den, and, like,
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  Speaker 5: it looks generic and boring, but... When you accumulate stuff
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  Speaker 5: and weird stuff like we do, like, yeah, you have to,
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  Speaker 5: there's usually an explanation needed or just some sort of weird,
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  Speaker 5: you get looks.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Just like, why do you have so many TVs?
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  Speaker 5: Just shut up and hook up my cable to them all.
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  Speaker 9: Sir, this is from 1946. It's not going to work.
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  Speaker 9: Shut up!
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  Speaker 5: I want it to be digital!
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  Speaker 9: I mean, we have, what, three TVs in the living room?
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  Speaker 9: And only one of them from, like, this century.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know how old. One of them's from, like,
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  Speaker 9: 1920s or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It might be.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's old. It's real old.
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  Speaker 9: No, one of them's probably from, like, the 50s or 60s.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of them's from the 50s.
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  Speaker 5: That's half the stuff in my living room. I look
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  Speaker 5: around and I'm like, at least... I mean, I'm a weirdo,
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  Speaker 5: but at least I kind of have taste compared to
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  Speaker 5: most people. Oh, no, I don't. But most people have, like,
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  Speaker 5: modernized crap furniture, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: At least, like... Oh, they all went to Ikea.
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  Speaker 5: These, yeah, these things sitting over here are, like, damn near, like,
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  Speaker 5: full-on antique at this point. Like, they're edging their way
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  Speaker 5: to antique. And, like, this other one's mid-century and badass,
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  Speaker 5: so it's like, screw you guys. At least I have
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  Speaker 5: cool stuff. I'm in debt for the rest of my life,
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  Speaker 5: and I have nothing else, but at least this furniture
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  Speaker 5: right here. I can't afford any more furniture, but These
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  Speaker 5: four things.
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  Speaker 1: This table's probably, what, 50s?
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  Speaker 9: Probably.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think I have one close to this.
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  Speaker 9: Some of the dirt on it's part from the... 50s. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's vintage dirt. Yeah, it makes it cool.
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  Speaker 9: It's one of those tables that has little drop leaves
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  Speaker 9: on the side, and I have no idea what's in
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  Speaker 9: that fucking bowl.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just, it's cereal.
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  Speaker 1: Best to not look.
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  Speaker 5: It's cereal.
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  Speaker 3: It's like Mr.
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  Speaker 5: T's cereal. It's like been there a long time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like cast off from me seasoning meats and stuff like
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  Speaker 1: that that's why.
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  Speaker 9: It's stained yellow in places.
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  Speaker 5: No no i came that's just from the tumor just
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  Speaker 5: sunshiny yellow back when they used to make things and
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  Speaker 5: golden now what was that one we had golden harvest
• 5:47
  Speaker 5: we had a we had a refrigerator that was golden
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  Speaker 5: harvest and the classics at the era of golden harvest
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  Speaker 5: and avocado I mean, you made really quality colors of
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  Speaker 5: your appliances. Yeah. As Misty showcased in her 1940s wallpaper.
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  Speaker 1: It's 50, right?
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  Speaker 9: I don't know. This house was even built till 61.
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  Speaker 9: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but she brought this in. This was vintage when
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  Speaker 5: she bought it. It's probably from Sears.
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  Speaker 9: It's got glitter, motherfuckers. Glitter in the wallpaper. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What are you, a unicorn?
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  Speaker 9: Maybe.
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  Speaker 5: That'd be awesome, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: We found the ad somewhere when we were going through stuff.
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  Speaker 1: One of the closets, we found the ad for this house.
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  Speaker 5: Like when she bought it?
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  Speaker 1: No, they're all Sears. They were built by Sears in
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  Speaker 1: the late 50s, early 60s.
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  Speaker 5: I do remember that being a thing.
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  Speaker 1: And they're all slab homes. And it's got the exact
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  Speaker 1: layout of all the houses.
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  Speaker 5: The pattern from the catalog.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You can pick it out of the Sears catalog. Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a... Just in the old part of
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood, which is... I mean, how many houses do
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  Speaker 1: you think is in the old part right here? It's
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  Speaker 1: just on this side. The old part of the neighborhood,
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  Speaker 1: there's probably, like, I'd say 40 or 50 houses.
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  Speaker 9: If that many.
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  Speaker 1: But they're all the same floor plan.
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  Speaker 5: One of seven choices.
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  Speaker 9: Some of them are switched.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, it's like one of two or three.
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  Speaker 9: Some of them are switched. Some of them have garages.
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  Speaker 9: Some of them don't have garages. Some of them have, like,
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  Speaker 9: an extra room. Some of them have a carport.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Some of them are.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like you said, the floor plans are switched
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  Speaker 1: back and forth. So some of them, the garage or
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  Speaker 1: some of them, the living rooms on the right side
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  Speaker 1: and some of them, the living rooms on the left side,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so it's like the guy next door to us.
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  Speaker 1: He has the mirror image of our house with the
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  Speaker 1: exception of, His garage is a through garage, like it's
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  Speaker 1: got two garage doors.
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  Speaker 9: That might have been like in the later edition.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they've got, he's got a bigger backyard
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  Speaker 1: because we live on a corner lot.
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  Speaker 5: The mirror image will be really good when you take
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  Speaker 5: him out and then take over his place. If he
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  Speaker 5: doesn't pull it closer.
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  Speaker 9: If he doesn't manage to burn the motherfucker down first.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, geez.
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  Speaker 5: More of your fun neighbors.
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  Speaker 9: No, seriously, when we were bringing in our stacks of
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  Speaker 9: wood so I could build my third shelf for my
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  Speaker 9: Fear Street books.
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  Speaker 5: You can expand on that story in a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: But go ahead.
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  Speaker 9: He was preparing to mow the lawn because boyfriend had
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  Speaker 9: paid somebody to mow ours yesterday and his was as
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  Speaker 9: bad as ours was. Anyways, to kill the weeds that
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  Speaker 9: are growing out of his front porch, gasoline.
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  Speaker 3: Good call.
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  Speaker 1: Pour gasoline all over it.
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  Speaker 5: Very smart.
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  Speaker 9: Right outside of his front door.
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  Speaker 5: Did he have a cigarette hanging out of his mouth
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  Speaker 5: the whole time?
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  Speaker 9: I would not have been even remotely surprised. And I'm
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  Speaker 9: just like, I would be more than okay with him
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  Speaker 9: and his entire family burning up if they weren't so
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  Speaker 9: fucking close to my house.
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  Speaker 5: Don't take out ours in the process.
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  Speaker 9: I'm like, really?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
• 8:41
  Speaker 9: That's, pour gas right there.
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  Speaker 1: Right in front of your front door.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it wasn't like just a little bit of gas
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  Speaker 1: or he was just spraying a little bit. He had
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  Speaker 1: a five gallon container of gas and he was pouring
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  Speaker 1: it all. over the front porch.
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  Speaker 5: And is gas any cheaper than weed killer?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: Not really at this point.
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  Speaker 12: It's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not like this is a more economical.
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  Speaker 9: I understand. I was waiting for him to set it
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  Speaker 9: on fire. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Now that would take care of your weeds.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was walking outside. I was walking outside to
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  Speaker 1: go get more boards.
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  Speaker 9: I had to come back in the house because that
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  Speaker 9: would be giving me a headache because I could smell it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I walk outside.
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  Speaker 5: I love gasoline all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, look at me. She goes, check this
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  Speaker 1: motherfucker out here.
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  Speaker 5: And I looked over.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I know.
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  Speaker 5: I see it.
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  Speaker 9: I see it. Like, check out this motherfucker over here.
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  Speaker 9: Are you fucking seeing this? Are you fucking seeing this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm seeing it. I'm smelling it too.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't smell it at first. I had to stand
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  Speaker 9: there for a few minutes for it to waft over. Yeah, anyways.
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  Speaker 9: I forget.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, get to the important part. They all know you're
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  Speaker 5: a geek, but give them the full-on level of geekdom
• 9:40
  Speaker 5: because you're buying wood for.
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  Speaker 9: shells for my books because we kicked the kid out
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  Speaker 9: of her room.
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  Speaker 5: Books are more important than family. Get out.
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  Speaker 9: I'm at my library.
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  Speaker 1: She's in the other room.
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  Speaker 9: She still knows I got to hook over her room.
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  Speaker 5: She just curls up in the ball on the floor.
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  Speaker 10: She's got a futon.
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  Speaker 5: She's got a futon.
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  Speaker 9: But, Fear Street. Tonight will be the Fear Street bookshelf.
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  Speaker 9: The other one was like my regular books and then
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  Speaker 9: my young adult books. And now we're finally getting into
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  Speaker 9: the Fear Street bookshelf. The Fear Street and all the
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  Speaker 9: 90s young adult horror books. And the Choose Your Own Adventure,
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  Speaker 9: because apparently they're going to have to go all on
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  Speaker 9: the same shelf, which I'm just like, holy shit, how
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  Speaker 9: is this even going to work? Because I've got so many.
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  Speaker 9: So we had to actually, I was pretty, I was pretty,
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  Speaker 9: I was pretty happy. We were going to build a
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  Speaker 9: four foot shelf across. I'm like, this is going to work.
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  Speaker 9: I was going to go for it. The boyfriend's like,
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  Speaker 9: we can put a six foot shelf in there.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, yes, hell yeah.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Well, the main problem was we got to Menards.
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  Speaker 5: Menards. Worst name ever, we decided.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Great name for a store.
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  Speaker 12: Terrible.
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  Speaker 9: Get off Menards.
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  Speaker 1: We got there, and they were all out of four-foot boards.
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  Speaker 1: Even though they said online that they had them, they
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  Speaker 1: had one.
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  Speaker 5: That just means you're going to have to do bigger shit.
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  Speaker 9: Hell yeah, they're going to be fucking... 81 inches tall.
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  Speaker 5: Six foot.
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  Speaker 9: And this is the third. This is the third set.
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  Speaker 9: And this is going to be the smallest set.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the smallest one. The biggest one I've
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  Speaker 1: built goes across the entire back wall.
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  Speaker 9: Is it eight foot? It looks more than eight foot.
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  Speaker 10: Is it?
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: It may be ten foot.
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  Speaker 9: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 5: I've only... I've tried to sell you on this for
• 11:21
  Speaker 5: many years, actually. So now... Nine foot. Now that you're
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: building the room, I'm just... One more time. I'm going
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: to hit it. You need a card catalog. That's all
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying. And what's sad is I shop them all
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  Speaker 5: the time. I see them and I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: even have a real use for them, but I'm like, man,
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: those are awesome. There was one the other day and
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: it was huge. You couldn't afford that one. But I've
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: seen another one that was sort of doable.
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  Speaker 9: To imply that I need a card catalog would be
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  Speaker 9: also to imply that I don't know my shit.
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  Speaker 5: But it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know where my books are.
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  Speaker 13: It's aesthetic.
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  Speaker 5: You're supposed to walk in there and be like.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, cards.
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  Speaker 9: Nobody goes in there but me.
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  Speaker 5: And more importantly, you're not actually going to put cards
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  Speaker 5: in there. You can just store lots and lots of
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: crap in those tiny little drawers.
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  Speaker 9: But if I had that there, that would take up space.
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  Speaker 9: It's already going to have a bookshelf in it. So
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  Speaker 9: I'm kind of productive. If I have more shelf, more books. Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: But.
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  Speaker 1: There's very... There's almost hardly no open wall space. It's
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  Speaker 1: all covered by bookshelves.
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  Speaker 5: I assume, but I just.
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  Speaker 1: One window is even covered by bookshelves.
• 12:16
  Speaker 5: Anytime I can have a ridiculous thing that doesn't belong
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: in a normal person's house. As I've stated earlier, as
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: I was recently moving my giant place trays here trash can.
• 12:29
  Speaker 10: You remember that?
• 12:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I remember that.
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  Speaker 5: It's been stored away and I was like, I wonder
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: if I'll ever get a chance. And then I moved
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: this time and I was like, there's a hole right
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: there and I need a Holy shit, I can get...
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: So I pulled that thing out of storage. Got it
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: in a mall or something? It's a full-size... Used to
• 12:46
  Speaker 5: be a trash can. I just use it as a
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: cabinet now, but it has the swinging door that says,
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: thank you, and it has a place on top to
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: put your trays, and it doesn't belong in a person's home,
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: and that's why I want it in my home, damn it.
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: And same thing, card catalogs. Any other random thing... Literally.
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  Speaker 5: As I said, I'm trying to find a place for
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: my magazine rack. Normal people don't have their own magazine
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: rack in their home, but... feel like i need that and.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: I most people most people don't have a gynecologist table
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  Speaker 1: in their room.
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  Speaker 9: Either are you looking at me you know who i'm
• 13:18
  Speaker 9: talking about right yeah pete you looked at me like
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  Speaker 9: i'd like i don't.
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  Speaker 5: Know i was just like wait have i not been
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: to this room is this a special room.
• 13:26
  Speaker 9: That's the that's the back room remember how disappointed he
• 13:29
  Speaker 9: was when we didn't call him soon enough for him
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  Speaker 9: to get the one from the goodwill i'm like yes
• 13:32
  Speaker 9: he was pissed Do you really want a gynecologist table
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  Speaker 9: from the Goodwill?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you just 409 it. You'll be fine. So.
• 13:43
  Speaker 9: Should we talk about the movies.
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: We watched first? All that geekery aside.
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  Speaker 9: Or should we talk about what we did that's kind
• 13:48
  Speaker 9: of geek related, although we didn't go because of the
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  Speaker 9: movie that was filmed there?
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: I'm confused already.
• 13:53
  Speaker 9: Should we discuss the activity that we did or the
• 13:55
  Speaker 9: movies that we watched? What do you want to talk
• 13:57
  Speaker 9: about first?
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: What's the activity?
• 13:59
  Speaker 9: We went to Ohio State Reformatory.
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: All right. You've been to a lot of prisons. Eventually,
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: it's all going to come together and you're going to
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: get locked away.
• 14:08
  Speaker 9: We went to the Ohio State Penitentiary.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Reformatory.
• 14:12
  Speaker 9: Reformatory.
• 14:12
  Speaker 14: Sorry.
• 14:16
  Speaker 9: You've seen one of the movies there because you got
• 14:18
  Speaker 9: pretty excited. Yep. But it's where a lot of Shawshank
• 14:21
  Speaker 9: Redemption was filmed. So there's a lot of memorabilia slain about.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: It's become a beloved classic.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Air Force One was shot there for the... Or they
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: used it for the Russian prison scenes.
• 14:32
  Speaker 9: Because we were walking through there and you're like, why
• 14:34
  Speaker 9: the fuck is there a job of Stalin and a
• 14:37
  Speaker 9: Lenin on the wall?
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: They just really like them guys.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: And Tango and Cash was shot.
• 14:43
  Speaker 9: That was one.
• 14:43
  Speaker 13: You were like, I've seen that movie.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, I've seen that movie.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: Tango and Cash. Hell yeah. A classic in its own right.
• 14:50
  Speaker 9: Because I do. I love, I love like old, not
• 14:54
  Speaker 9: only abandoned air quotes. but places that are shut down
• 14:58
  Speaker 9: that you can go, like Waverly Hills or West Virginia
• 15:02
  Speaker 9: State Penitentiary or Eastern State Penitentiary. I love places that
• 15:05
  Speaker 9: are like old prisons or asylums or mental institutes or
• 15:08
  Speaker 9: any kind of.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Trans-Allegheny.
• 15:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the Trans-Allegheny. They're absolutely beautiful buildings and just the
• 15:14
  Speaker 9: sadness is so creepy and just so desolate. But the
• 15:17
  Speaker 9: fact that you're walking around and it's a There was
• 15:20
  Speaker 9: a lot of people there, which I don't even fucking understand.
• 15:21
  Speaker 9: I'm like, what the fuck are you people doing here?
• 15:23
  Speaker 9: Go somewhere else.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Bring little kids, too.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Little bitty babies.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: One of these days, you're going to end up here.
• 15:28
  Speaker 9: But I mean, you walk around and it's like, did
• 15:30
  Speaker 9: you see the pictures that I posted online? I don't
• 15:31
  Speaker 9: think anybody fucking saw the pictures that I posted online.
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: I posted like 70 pictures and everybody's like, oh, that's
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: too many pictures. I'm not even going to look at that.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Also, Facebook is terrible.
• 15:39
  Speaker 9: Anyways, you look and you see all the paint coming down.
• 15:42
  Speaker 9: It's like big chunks of paint. And they're like, yeah,
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: they used this up until like 1990. And I'm like,
• 15:47
  Speaker 9: what are you even, how is that even possible? This
• 15:49
  Speaker 9: place is like falling apart. How are you using this?
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Eh, it's a prison. They weren't real concerned about those guys.
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: And a lot of it's lead paint too. Of course.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: And those guys were eating it right and left.
• 15:58
  Speaker 9: No doubt. But yeah, I absolutely love stuff like that.
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: But we went there. I mean, look at this shit.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Yep, that looks like where you'd film a horrible prison scene.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: That's like, it's a prison in hell.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, hold on.
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: Oh, I was terrified at one point. Usually I'm not
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: too afraid of heights. I'm sort of. But like, you
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: get up there and it's like, you're on like, is
• 16:27
  Speaker 9: it five stories?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Six.
• 16:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, six stories. And it's all like, you walk in
• 16:33
  Speaker 9: and it's just like, you can look straight down and
• 16:35
  Speaker 9: you're like, oh my damn, I'm gonna fucking die.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: But it's all caged in.
• 16:39
  Speaker 9: Hmm.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: I might be okay. It's not that crazy.
• 16:44
  Speaker 9: It was pretty damn crazy.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: As long as I don't fall off the heights, I'm
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: usually okay with heights. I just don't need to fall off.
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: But look at all the paint coming off the ceiling
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: and everything.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Did you eat some of it?
• 16:54
  Speaker 9: It was absolutely beautiful. I love stuff like this.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: She got in a hole.
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: I did get in a hole.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: It does not surprise me you got put in a hole.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: You were probably starting trouble.
• 17:03
  Speaker 9: I put myself in a hole. The freedom that you
• 17:07
  Speaker 9: have on this tour is kind of crazy.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Do they lose a couple every tour?
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: We didn't have a tour. They're just like, all right,
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: you paid.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Have fun now.
• 17:18
  Speaker 9: It pretty much, I mean, there's some places that are
• 17:19
  Speaker 9: like roped off. But anything else, if it didn't say
• 17:22
  Speaker 9: don't go there, I'm like, I'm going there.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Don't turn on the electric chair now.
• 17:25
  Speaker 9: Because I mean, a lot of stuff I'm like, I
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: don't see anybody that says not to go here. I'm
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: going to go here. So we ended up in like
• 17:31
  Speaker 9: the showers and everything.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to get shivved.
• 17:35
  Speaker 9: But I mean, I guess somebody eventually, somebody came behind us.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: That's how it happened.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Somebody else came up through there. There was that and
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: then there was the upstairs chapel that we went through.
• 17:44
  Speaker 9: That was pretty amazing.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: That was just kind of like you didn't know where
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: you were going. There was a freight elevator and all
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: of a sudden there was an upstairs chapel.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: It's like weird.
• 17:53
  Speaker 9: Because it was also where they film or they reproduce
• 17:56
  Speaker 9: the paintings from one of the movies there.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Something.
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: I don't know. It was really creepy and it was
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: really cool. And like I said, if there wasn't anything
• 18:07
  Speaker 9: telling you not to go there, I was there. I'm like,
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: I want to go in the cell. You know, there
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: was this one cell where like.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Did you lock yourself in there?
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: No, I didn't try to. But there was this one
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: cell that apparently a guy... He was sentenced, but apparently
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: he didn't want to do his sentence, so he decided
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: that the best alternative was to set himself on fire. Sure.
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: Like pour gasoline on himself?
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Was he trying to kill some weeds in his yard?
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: Maybe possibly.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: It might have just been that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: But I'm just like, dude, you fucking poured gas on your...
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: How do you get gas in prison?
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was lighter fluid.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: Lighter fluid?
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: Anyways, lit his ass on fire. You can just walk
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: right in there. Because I was trying.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: To get out of the way. Is it still charred?
• 18:46
  Speaker 9: No.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: No, they were saying, like, well, it was still burnt
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: on the inside.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, was it?
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 11: Nice.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: But they were saying that, like, and it was, was
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: it cell 13?
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: It was cell 13.
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: Which there are probably, yeah, a couple cell 13s, but.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Well, there were two cell 13s.
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, they were saying that, like, weird things happen
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: in there, you know, all these ghostly things and woo,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: you know, and I told her, I was like, do
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: you feel anything?
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: She's like, no. Yeah. I felt annoyance that the couple
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: behind us wouldn't go around me.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: That's most places you go.
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I'm like, just go ahead and go around me.
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: I'm still there. Like, no, it's okay. I'm like, oh
• 19:23
  Speaker 9: my fucking God. Then I feel like pressure. I feel stressed.
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: I feel, I feel rushed. I'm just like, just go
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: around me.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: And you shipped them.
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: Anyway, so yeah, there were several movies, like several TV
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: shows have been filmed there. They've done like a lot
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: of like the Ghost Hunters and all that stuff. All
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: those places have filmed there. I love shit like that.
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: And then we went by the, was it the Bissman Hotel?
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: I guess the outside shots for where he was staying
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: when he wasn't in prison, I guess. wait which and
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: uh his apartment because i mean his actual apartment is
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: in the prison set up but they they out these
• 19:57
  Speaker 9: the outside of the i think the bisman hotel yeah
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: The Bisman building for the hotel. So we went there
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: just to see the building and of course it's beautiful.
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: It's a beautiful little town. Mansfield, Ohio. Absolutely adorable.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: That looks very nice.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, their downtown center is really nice. I kind of
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: wish we would have had more time to drive around.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: We spent so much time at the prison. We were
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: there until closing.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: They were basically kicking us out at that point.
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, pretty much. After I got my pennies, I was
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: all set.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Then we sit around trying to take a picture of
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the front of it while some Idiot. Pulled right. If
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: you see somebody trying to take a picture of the
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: entire building and there's nobody there because it's like closing time.
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: Don't be that asshole.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Don't be the asshole that pulls right in front of
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: the building. Gets out and looks around and goes, hey,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: look at this. And then walks around and take pictures.
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: With your flip phone.
• 20:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: With your flip phone.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: What year did he come here from? No doubt. Yikes.
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: Anyway, that's what we did that was movie related, although
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: I haven't seen any of the movies that have been
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: filmed there. I saw one. You saw one.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Well, we'll make you a list and we'll start Shawshank
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: it up.
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: And I won't watch any of those movies either. Cause
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: I just, again, it still holds up. But yeah, it
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: was just, like I said, just the actual building is
• 21:14
  Speaker 9: just so it's so creepily beautiful.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: I love it. I can, I'm not even going to
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: go into a movie I saw. I've already discussed it
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: with the person who made the movie, but I did
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: want to tell you about part of it because like
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking as I'm watching it, I'm going to have
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: to do like the whole time. I'm like, Ooh, I'm
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: going to have to tell you about this. I'm going
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: to have to tell you about this. So you'll, you'll
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: both be interested that, um, the, the movie that we recently, um,
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: had the director on, I went to the like movie
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: premiere thing that they did here in town for the festival. Um,
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: it's called better start running. And again, I will leave
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: it up to you guys, but I, I'm trying to
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: decide you guys at home, go watch it. I'm saying for,
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: for you to sitting here, I want to see what
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: your take on a specific scenario is that came about
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: in this. Number one, this is the part I think,
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: you know, no question what you'll think. They shot it
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: in Cave City, or a good portion of it. A
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: lot of it was shot in Louisville.
• 22:12
  Speaker 9: Don't even get me fucking started on that guy.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not even going into that. It's Cave City.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: So it's like they shot it in Cave City.
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: Charlie.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: So there's times when they're like standing and there's like
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: behind that painted wall that says like Guntown Mountain or
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: something like has some cowboy on it. So there's a
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: I'm sitting there like, ooh, I know that. And then
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: at one point, there is a scene where they're on
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: the janky trip upside the mountain.
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: No.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: They're on that in the movie. No. There's dialogue being
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: given in the middle of the ride up the mountain.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: They're like, I've been on that. The ride of death.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I almost died on that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: The ski lift?
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: That thing was fucking terrifying.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: When was this movie shot?
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think technically they started doing stuff
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: like two years ago.
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: That's been gone for a while. And then they get
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: torn down or are they redoing it? I don't know.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Cause like last time I had heard that the ski
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: lift was inoperable.
• 23:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Unless they're, unless they did something just to use it
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: or something. But it is, it is interesting that, yeah,
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: all this stuff, like it's rare that I sit and
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: watch a movie and go, I've been there. I've done that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: I've done that. Like so much of the stuff that
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: I was just like, Oh yeah, there, I know that place. Like,
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: so yeah, there's, There's shots of like, you know, dinosaur
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: world and like there's like all these shots. Here's the
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: part I'm interested in your take and or I was
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: thinking about it while I'm watching the movie. The whole
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: thing is a road trip movie, which they shot in
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: a town and a smaller town outside of a town.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: So everything is them driving across country more or less,
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: but the visuals are mostly right next to each other.
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: It's not really a road trip.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Well, but within the story, they go across country more
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: or less. So you're seeing stuff. So they did go
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: on like a side thing for a couple of days
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: and shoot like they've got car hinge or whatever, like
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: way out in there and a bunch of cars and
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: like a bunch of other stuff that isn't from here
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: that gets like spliced in. So they're like, here we
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: are at Dinosaur World. Then it's like a minute and
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: a half later in this montage, they're like in the
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: desert somewhere. And then like a minute later, they're leaning
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: up against Gun Down Mountain.
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: I'm like.
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: This is not an order whatsoever.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm watching it going, oh, this is just
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: going to annoy the piss out of Misty.
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: That is not how the country works. Unless they have
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: like a time machine that can zip them back and
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: forth in a time warp. That's not continental continuity. Fucking
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: say that 10 times fast.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: So everyone else at home, go watch it, but you
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: might make your head explode.
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: I don't think I'm, I'm not ready for that commitment, but.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: It's, uh, yeah, I, that's what I was like as
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: I'm watching, I'm going, this is cool. Oh, this is
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: going to piss Misty off.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: Why didn't they just stick to the order of things going?
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: But they were going across country. And that's what I
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: said to them. I was like, it is kind of
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: interesting that you can piece together something. And as long
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: as everyone else in the world isn't from here, they
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: don't know any better. I know better. If you watch
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: it and you're not from here, you'll be like, oh,
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: those are cool places. I wonder where those are. And
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: 75% of them are in the same little area.
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: Did they go to the teepees?
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the characters stay in the teepee. Actually, the actors,
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: he said, stay in the teepee. So at some point,
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Jeremy Irons was sleeping in one of those teepees. I
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: likes me some Jeremy Irons. He's a cool dude.
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: He's pretty hot for an old guy.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: And he was hanging around here two years or so ago.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: I missed it. And from the way he described him,
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: kind of like a pirate.
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: I would not be surprised. You like Jeremy Irons.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: But like a cool laid back, relaxed pirate. You definitely
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: like him. He's a cool dude.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: What's he in that I like him in?
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: Die Hard 2 or 3.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: With a Vengeance. That would be furry.
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: He's never seen that one.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: You should because it's awesome. I was a sucker for
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: that one anyway.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Why did you say I liked him in that movie
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: if I haven't seen that movie?
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: Because he's a badass in that movie.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: He is really cool. Again, it's such not what I
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: would expect out of him. Every time I think that
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: about him in something, he kind of steps up. I'm like, no,
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: he doesn't. He pulled that off, too.
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't think of anything you might have actually
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: seen Jeremy Irons in, but I think you would like him.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: This one, yeah. This movie, he's a crazy old Vietnam vet.
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: You know who he is.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I know who Jeremy Irons is.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 26:20
  Speaker 9: You like him?
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: I guess he's okay.
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: You can't not like Jeremy Irons.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Well, if I don't know what he's done, I can't
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: like him.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Well, he hung around Dinosaur World, so we got that
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: going for him.
• 26:31
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 26:31
  Speaker 11: Whatever.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Anyway, that was my only take. I'm not going into
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: the movie.
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: I watched that.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: I just thought it was funny. In the movie, I
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: was thinking, that's gone. Where the hell out of Misty?
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: I watched the movie that annoyed the hell out of me,
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: and I didn't like it one bit.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: I'm not surprised either, but go ahead.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: You watched half of this. You sort of watched this
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: movie with me, and you equally bitched about how it
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: went absolutely fucking nowhere.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Which movie was this?
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Hold on. If I can get it right.
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: I keep wanting to switch it around. Lake Mungo. Words
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: cannot describe how fucking boring this movie was. It's set up.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Is this found footage-y?
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, I think I've heard about this several times.
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: It's not really found footage so much as documentary.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that movie was stupid.
• 27:11
  Speaker 9: Maybe it's because I've watched so much Forensic Files and
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: ID Channel that there's usually some kind of payoff. There's
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: no fucking payoff at the end of this movie.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I think I remember people going on and on about
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: this when it first came out.
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: It's set up like at the very beginning they're like, yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: this girl died in the lake and this is her
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: family trying to deal with it and Which I should
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: have known was just going to be bullshit from the beginning.
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: And then they keep trying to build and build and build.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: Like something's going to fucking happen. And spoiler alert, the
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: biggest thing that happened, she is sleeping with the neighbors.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Gasp.
• 27:43
  Speaker 9: And she might have saw a dead version of herself.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: That's pretty cool.
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: She knew she was going to die.
• 27:49
  Speaker 13: The end.
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: And that's all there is to it. There's no big...
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: Because it keeps building. Something's going to happen. Something's going
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: to happen. Something's going to happen. Nothing fucking happened. Ever. Disappointing.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, really? That was it?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: That's the movie?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: That's lame. All right.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Recommend on that one? No.
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: Do not recommend. Two thumbs down. If I had more thumbs,
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: I'd give it more thumbs down.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Nothing's happening here. Nothing's happening here. Nothing's happening here. The
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: same old message.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Going on for years. I read your writing and it disappears.
• 28:37
  Speaker 12: Uh, yes, sir.
• 28:39
  Speaker 13: May I help you?
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'd like two of those, please. Hot dogs? Yes, sir.
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: And three of those. And one of those. And five
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: bars of these. And a cup of that nice hot liquid.
• 28:52
  Speaker 10: Coffee?
• 28:53
  Speaker 9: Coming right up.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, and two bags of those peculiar white coffee material.
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: You mean our crunchy popcorn.
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: Shall I wrap that for you, sir?
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: Oh, that's all right. My saucer's just outside.
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: They come from miles to enjoy our intermission.
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: Your coffee, sir.
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: Thanks, beautiful. You're welcome.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: We should have our coffee. I know you like coffee.
• 29:29
  Speaker 13: Oh my god, is this a segue to something?
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: What?
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: You don't want to run out to Heine Brothers right now?
• 29:35
  Speaker 13: Actually, you know, now that you mention it, I'm drinking
• 29:37
  Speaker 13: some fine coffee here, but I feel like... enjoying a
• 29:40
  Speaker 13: nice hot cup from my local Heine Brothers might actually
• 29:43
  Speaker 13: be an even better idea.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Well, really, you don't even have to leave the house. Like,
• 29:47
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• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 29:50
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• 29:53
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• 29:57
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• 29:59
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• 30:02
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• 30:04
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• 30:07
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• 30:07
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• 30:08
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• 30:12
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• 30:14
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• 30:17
  Speaker 5: There.
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: Man. Subtle.
• 30:23
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• 30:24
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• 30:58
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• 31:00
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• 31:03
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• 31:12
  Speaker 13: Hellfire storms are coming.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: An electric storm to clean your streets and wash away
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: your troubles.
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: For every heart, there exists a wish.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: You ever play the numbers, Mr.
• 31:23
  Speaker 11: Holliday?
• 31:24
  Speaker 9: No.
• 31:25
  Speaker 10: And to take risks.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: For every soul, there burns a desire.
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: Boy, here's up.
• 31:36
  Speaker 12: Always was.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Smells to me like we're going to have visitors.
• 31:41
  Speaker 12: But never whisper your dreams, for someone might be listening.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Ha, ha, ha.
• 31:55
  Speaker 12: And for every wish, there will be a price. For
• 32:12
  Speaker 12: every desire, there will be a cost.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Ray Bradbury's fantasy tale of light and darkness is getting closer.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Something wicked this way comes.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm Ray Wise, and you are listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And you'd better listen.
• 32:49
  Speaker 15: Maisie Dokes and Dozie Dokes and little Amzie Divey, a
• 32:53
  Speaker 15: kiddie divey too, wouldn't you? Yes, Maisie Dokes and Dozie
• 32:58
  Speaker 15: Dokes and little Amzie Divey, a kiddie divey too, wouldn't you?
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: That's part of your problem, you know, you haven't seen
• 33:09
  Speaker 10: enough movies.
• 33:09
  Speaker 13: All of life's riddles are.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Answered in the movies.
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: And now, on with the show.
• 33:18
  Speaker 11: Fate may take you away from me But it can't
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: take our memory Of special times when we cared Special
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: times that we shared For you are everything.
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: To me Lisa Marie Honey, I know.
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: I did watch another movie. It started off really slow.
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, oh, this is going to be another
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: one of those movies. And then like, say maybe 15,
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: 20 minutes. And I'm like, you know what? I can't stop.
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: I have to keep watching this. It pulled me in
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: and it wouldn't let me go. We are still here.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Trying to remember.
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: It's got Barbara Compton. Is that her name? Barbara Compton.
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: She's like a big horror actress. Oh, yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: She's a horror actress. gal but i'm trying to remember
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: why i know the name.
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: I don't know why you know the name but it
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: also has the delightful and ever so stalkerish lisa marie
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: who is lord crazy and insane she's just crazy but.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Uh did she like stare at your purse through the
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: tv she.
• 34:39
  Speaker 9: Took pictures but anyways um yeah she was still eyeballing
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: your stuff she was it was very strange.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: This is in the real world by the way but
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: uh yeah she's being very creepy in.
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: A picture of my purse And I was standing like
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: less than two feet from her and I'm just like,
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: did you just take a picture of my purse? And
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: she just had this very like, oh shit, I was caught.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: She got busted.
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: Did you see the look on her face? She was
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: just like.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: She looked like a little kid. Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: I'm not going to lie, it was my Elvis purse.
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: So it was pretty fucking cool. But anyways, this movie
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: had a lot more going for it because it started
• 35:08
  Speaker 9: off with all those, it had kind of like a
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: 70s feel to it, which you know usually turns me right.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: It's awesome.
• 35:12
  Speaker 9: Usually turns me straight the fuck off.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: I think it's awesome.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Did I watch this movie too?
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: You watched part of it and then you wandered off.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: You're known to do that.
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you are. It's this couple that goes to a
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: house because their son apparently died in a car wreck.
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: So they want to get away and they move to
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: this little town, this big old creepy house. Good move. Yeah, right.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Have you not watched any horror movies ever? No doubt.
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: But I mean, it's still relatively new. It's not really
• 35:38
  Speaker 9: new news. It's been a couple years. So I'm not
• 35:39
  Speaker 9: going to totally spoil it, but apparently bad things happened
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: in this house and bad things start to happen even more.
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: And then You remember there was the blood scene and
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: there was blood every fucking where.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of things that I see that's got
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: blood all over the place.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: So I don't know.
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: It starts off with that really slow kind of melancholy
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: feel to it. Because like I said, their son died.
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: But then they get to this house and there's something there.
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: And for the longest time she thinks it's her son.
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: Like that he's there.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Presence of her son.
• 36:12
  Speaker 9: And then you get more and more and like the
• 36:14
  Speaker 9: whole town just acts really weird. And, it's just, it
• 36:19
  Speaker 9: just builds, and you're like, is it really her son?
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: Because then her friend, Lisa Marie, shows up, and of
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: course she's like, there is something here, and it ain't
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: your son. So, then next thing you know, everybody's just,
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: there's blood, and then there's just, there's ashy people, and
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: it's just, it's a great, I'm not lying, this is
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: a good movie. It's good. I would, I would actually,
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: at least a thumb and a quarter up. Maybe two thumbs.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: I'm more distracted now trying to decide if, like, do
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: you think she was taking that shot for, like, research
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: purposes so she could track down one of those? Because
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: now I want to see her, like, on a red
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: carpet carrying your purse that she, like, scoped out.
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: Not only the purse, but the attached watermelon keychain.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure she would totally have that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 9: Sad watermelon. It's crying. Good times.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: I can kind of see her doing that.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: So let's start combing the internet for weird shots of
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: her out on the street in red carpet. That's every picture.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Sooner or later, I bet we'll be like, aha!
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: Who the fuck would leave Lisa Marie for fucking Helena Bonham?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I don't get that. I think Lisa Marie is beautiful.
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: She is. She still looks fucking good.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: She's fucking cool as shit.
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: I mean, we've seen her at conventions even recently. Didn't
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: we see her, like, was she at Fright Night? Not
• 37:32
  Speaker 9: Fright Night.
• 37:33
  Speaker 13: No.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: We go to too many conventions is.
• 37:36
  Speaker 9: What you're saying. Days of the Dead. Was it Days
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: of the Dead?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Fright Film Night of the Days Dead.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: It was at one of the conventions, like, within the
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: past year and a half, two years.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: She's gorgeous.
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: She still looks fucking amazing. And even in this movie,
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: I'm like, she's beautiful, and she's always been beautiful. But
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: Helena Bonham Carter's just a fucking train wreck.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Was even back then. Now she's just an old train wreck.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:01
  Speaker 9: Are they still together, Tim Burton and her? I thought
• 38:03
  Speaker 9: they split.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Last I heard. Well, I mean, they had one of those.
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: They had another marriage to go wreck.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: They had one of those relationships where it's like, let's
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: get houses across the street from each other and live
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: in our own houses. I mean, that's why they were together.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that was going on. So, again, when
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: they split up, I'm like, do you even notice?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: I'm speculating. I don't really know what the hell was
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: going on in the relationship. But I'd heard that before
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: they got broke up, they bought houses, like, next to
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: each other and each lived in their own. I'm like,
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: does that count as actually being in a relationship? You're
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: not really near each other and probably don't work together anymore.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Your neighbors, you know, I'll give you that.
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: It's just like having a really big house with, like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 9: outside hallways.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, I'd prefer that with most people, you know.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: You go over there and live. We can visit sometimes.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: I did watch one more movie.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: You slept through this entire fucking movie.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: She's talking to Jay. It could have just as easily
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: been me, but she's talking to Jay.
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: The entire fucking movie you slept through. Something Wicked This
• 39:09
  Speaker 9: Way Comes, which he doesn't even know because he slept
• 39:10
  Speaker 9: through it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Did I fall asleep during the credits?
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: You fell asleep when it started.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: You were asleep.
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: No, I started it after you were asleep. You woke
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: up for about three seconds in the middle of it.
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: See what was going on. I'm like, I started a
• 39:23
  Speaker 9: movie without you.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: You're like, okay. Right back out. Sometimes you gotta go
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: to sleep.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I work a lot.
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: I had never seen this movie. It wasn't one that
• 39:34
  Speaker 9: I watched when I was a kid, surprisingly enough, because
• 39:36
  Speaker 9: this totally seems like a movie.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it definitely is in that same time period when
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: you were attaching yourself to weird, twisted-ass movies that are
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: supposed to be for kids, but they're not for kids.
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: Lady in White.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: This film is a lot more kid-friendly, although still kind
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: of dark and creepy.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Still dark and creepy.
• 39:52
  Speaker 9: Have you seen it recently?
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: I don't. It's another one of those I know of
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: it more than, because I think it's one of those
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: that's super weird and dark and creepy, but it is
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: full-fledged Disney. It was still when it was Disney produced.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: It was before they even started banking side project, you know,
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: things to release their weirder, darker projects under. So, no,
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I know it's a weird Disney movie. Isn't Jason Robards
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: in it?
• 40:14
  Speaker 12: Who?
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Never mind.
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: I know fucking Pam Greer was in it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 40:22
  Speaker 9: Fucking A, Pam Greer playing a ghost. I was like, what?
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: She's bad.
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: I was like, what the fuck is wrong?
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: She's a bad motherfucker. She's talking about Pam Greer.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure it was Pam Greer. Let me double
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: check to make sure I'm not completely making shit up
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: because I do that sometimes.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: While she's looking up stuff, I'll let everybody know that
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch Jack shit because I was too busy working.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Did you build some shelves?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I built a lot of bookshelves. That's my geeky activity
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: for the month.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Do you at least get to put anything on these shelves?
• 40:51
  Speaker 9: No.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: No, I don't.
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: This is in my room.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: You're getting scammed.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: That's her room.
• 40:54
  Speaker 9: That's my room. Why did you take me to the
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: plot somewhere? I don't know.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not really getting scammed. She's happy, so that's cool.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: It gets her out of your way. Take your books
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: and get the hell out.
• 41:04
  Speaker 9: Of the way.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: See, I was right. Jason Robards.
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: Diane Ladd.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: See, that's the thing. I know more about movies I've
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: never seen than most people who've watched them. Yeah.
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: Pam Greer played the Dust Witch. Nice.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: Pretty damn hot damn i can't think of i don't
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: know any of these other people that were.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Married to the dirt devil maybe.
• 41:23
  Speaker 16: I did find my dirt devil by the way and
• 41:25
  Speaker 16: you gave it to me right oh wait no oh
• 41:27
  Speaker 16: fucker i need to post pictures i need a picture
• 41:29
  Speaker 16: of me holding it that we could probably arrange i
• 41:33
  Speaker 16: told her as we hung out with the devil himself
• 41:36
  Speaker 16: that i was pretty proud of the.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Fact that i have a Actual official Dirt Devil, but
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: it is one that they released as a promo for Reaper.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: So it has the Reaper logo.
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: On the Dirt Devil. And we're adding that to the
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: list of shit that when you die, I get will.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: I'm hoarding and taking away Egyptian mausoleum. Do you know
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: how much your fucking coffin is going? I'm getting a
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: whole mausoleum.
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: You can't afford like a cardboard box. How are you
• 41:59
  Speaker 9: going to end up with a mausoleum?
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: This close to Powerball. And as soon as I win it,
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: I'm buying my mausoleum so I can take all my
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: shit with me.
• 42:07
  Speaker 9: I like in the cast list, there is somebody who's
• 42:09
  Speaker 9: actually listed as the demon midget.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: That's inappropriate.
• 42:13
  Speaker 9: He's uncredited in the movie, apparently, but he's a demon midget.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I can see Misty now. Jay, go pick that lock.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: We've got to get his shit out of that mausoleum.
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: And you'd be like, okay.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 42:25
  Speaker 9: We're going to put more shit.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Attack robot dogs. You ain't got room for this shit.
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: But yeah, I was absolutely smitten with this movie because
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: I hate modern movies that have kids in it.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: You just don't like kids.
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: I don't like kids. But if it's kid movies from
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: when I was like, if they were around the same
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: time when I was a kid or earlier, it's different.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: This is weird, yeah. But I feel like a lot
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: of people probably have that same weird nostalgic thing and
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: are kind of unaware of it.
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: Like I will not watch Harry Potter.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: But they're not even kids.
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: They are when it starts.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: When it starts. But you get like a couple movies
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: in and then.
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: That's way too much commitment that I... That's way too
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: much kids.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I like Harry Potter.
• 43:08
  Speaker 9: And a ginger. Kids and a ginger.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with gingers.
• 43:13
  Speaker 9: Whatever.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Ron's fine, though. He's not annoying.
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: Anyways, because this movie... Like I said, it was... It
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: was like early 80s, late 70s. But it has that
• 43:21
  Speaker 9: same feel of a lot of the movies that I
• 43:23
  Speaker 9: watched as a kid. You could feel like it was
• 43:28
  Speaker 9: shot around the same time that Lady in White or
• 43:31
  Speaker 9: Watchers in the Woods. It has that same feel to
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: it because it is that old. I'm not going to lie,
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: Stranger Things was awesome, but it had a good feel
• 43:40
  Speaker 9: to it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: It was trying so hard to be those things.
• 43:43
  Speaker 9: But it still felt good. It didn't feel like bullshit. True.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Again, they did a great job mimicking that 80s feel.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: More so than a lot of other people who are
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: very hacky kind of do that. They're not subtle, but yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: It's one of those that I've called enough for that before.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: It's not even like they were nostalgic for their childhood.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: They're freaking too young. They just grew up watching that stuff,
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: but they did a great job recreating it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 9: But anyways, anything else that's modern, I just can't really care.
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: But like I said, this one, it had that same
• 44:17
  Speaker 9: old feel to it, and it had stuff that was
• 44:18
  Speaker 9: just I mean, the visuals were, you know, fantastic. The
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: guy who played Mr. Dark. I can't even remember who
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: the fuck he was now. But, you know, Jonathan Pryce.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Ah, Jonathan Pryce.
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: He's a good dude. The look he had whenever this
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: movie came out was pretty... It was 83.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was early 80s.
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: So, yeah, I was only three. But still, you know,
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: it still has that same feel as, like, a lot
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: of the shit that I watched when I was a kid.
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: So I, like I said, I got pulled in and
• 44:47
  Speaker 9: boyfriend snored and I kicked him.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: It was an.
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: Ongoing ordeal and just like, by the time you get
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: to the end, the special effects.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: It's 83, what do you want?
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: But it's still better than half the shit they pull
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: out today.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: That's true, there's no CG, I bet.
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: No, I don't think there is. But, uh.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: So, I recommend, if you like old timey kid movies.
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: That are really dark and creepy.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Again, it was kid movies in the 80s, so it
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: goes without saying, dark and creepy and twisted and super weird.
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: I think it's a thumbs up from me. I don't
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: think we watched any other movies, but we have been
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: watching a show that we're officially one disc into, so
• 45:26
  Speaker 9: I don't know if we should discuss half of it
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: or wait until we're done with it.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: You tell me.
• 45:31
  Speaker 9: I will discuss it briefly. We have been watching Dead Last.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Do I know what this is? You do not.
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: We briefly teased it in the living room. It is
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: a show that had Tyler Labine in it in, I think, 2001. Oh, yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: You did say you were watching something with him lately.
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: It has Tyler Labine in the main. I don't know
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: if it's considered the main character. You would at least
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: recognize it. I'm like, where do I know this guy?
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: I know this guy from somewhere. It's Vampire Guy from iZombie.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Which vampire?
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: He works at the fucking police station. He wears the
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: dark hair. They play D & D together. And they
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: always refer to him as Vampire something.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Vampire Steve?
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: It's Vampire Steve.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I thought that's what you told me.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: You may have to show me photos.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: Vampire Steve. Vampire Steve. That guy.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, Vampire Steve. Yeah, yeah. He looks kind of familiar.
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: Anyways, he plays the lead hunky.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Are you using quotes on that one? Yeah.
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: Because he plays, like, the popular. He's the lead singer
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: of the band. He's all, like, cool. Anyways. And some
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: chick who's not really relevant.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, earlier, he totally looks like, when he's younger,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: he looks like kind of a.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: A douche who would be in the band?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Early, maybe, like a.
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: What do you think?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Like a Jared Leto?
• 46:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: What's the guy's name again?
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: I just thought Vampire Steve.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: What's the name of the show again?
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: His name is Ket Turton.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: I'm calling bullshit.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: K-E-T-T.
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: No.
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: No. T-U-R-T-O-N.
• 47:15
  Speaker 10: No.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: No.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: He's American and Canadian.
• 47:22
  Speaker 9: That explains a lot. But anyways, my second favorite part
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: of the show is watching it and being like, trying
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: to figure out, where do I know this person from?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: That's him from the show.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he seems to think he's cool.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: He fits in with that kind of 90s.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: He definitely fits the vibe.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: Because like, we were watching, we've only got through one disc,
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: but they had the Vincent, creepy guy.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Did I not figure it out?
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: No, creepy guy. Vincent Chiavelli. Chiavelli? Chiavelli. You know that
• 47:55
  Speaker 9: creepy guy, he's known for being, he has the weird
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: eyes and they're kind of sunken and kind of droopy. Yeah.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Steve Buscemi?
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: No, the other creepy guy. Vincent Chevelle.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: That name sounds familiar. Once again, when you show me
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: the picture, I'll probably know who you're talking about. It's
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: become that way with.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: A lot of actors at this point.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh yeah, that guy. I don't know. There's
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: too many people. I can't remember.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: The Maytag guy was on.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: The one last night.
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: The Maytag guy. Fucking Colin Ferguson.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Not Gordon Jump.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, Vincent Chevelle.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: The guy from Ghost. Yeah.
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: As long as there's nothing ghost.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: Again, he's the good part of that ghost. That and
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: the creepy demon things that take you down the hill.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: That's awesome, but the whole rest of it is pretty
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: generic and crap.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: They had a scene like that in Rick and Morty.
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, they did.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Remember how they did that?
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: I watched some more of that lately. The one where
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: they make the solo side story to the planet of
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: rick and morty's where it's like after they've like destroyed
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: the whole rick council and like they go back and
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: like the whole thing is like three or four side
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: stories about those characters because rick and morty like take
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: off on a side adventure and we don't see the
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: real rick and morty the whole like i just sat
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: like that one is amazing like it's so much better
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: written than like legit tv shows that people actually like
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: give props to and care about and i'm just like
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: no no this is so much better written than all
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: of that and it's rick and morty and nobody cares
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: about it except the fanboys that you know actually do
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: like to commit their life to it but i was
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: just amazed at how good that.
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Show is like it's just And on the opposite end
• 49:38
  Speaker 9: of the spectrum, we have Dead Last. All right.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: What's going on in Dead Last?
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: Apparently, the whole thing is they're a band.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: Sure they are.
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: With the Ket Turton as their lead singer.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: He's no Jordan Ket.
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: Because, of course, what instrument do chicks play?
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: They have to play bass.
• 49:57
  Speaker 9: I've called out every- You know that because I tried
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: to explain it to you. You were like, what are
• 50:00
  Speaker 9: you talking about? Chicks play all the instruments.
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: I'm like, no.
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: You're like, Chicks play bass.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: If there's a chick in a band. Now, if it's
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: an all-girl band, they play whatever. But if it's a
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: band and they get more instruments.
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: Until you get to Lenny Kravitz.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Well, eventually, you know, you have your breakouts. There's a
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: handful before. And like now, hopefully, you know, girls rock
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: and they can do whatever the hell they want moving forward.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: But there was that era of, you know, once we
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: got away from girl groups. And before we got to now,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: there was the lone girl that was like, oh, she
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: must be super cool. White zombie. She's in this guy band.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: And they let this girl in. She must be extra cool.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Cooler than all other girls. And what did she play?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Bass.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: It was all with bass.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Darcy from Smashing Pumpkins. Did she play bass?
• 50:43
  Speaker 9: Probably.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
• 50:45
  Speaker 9: I don't remember.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Just about every, if you had a girl in your band.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: And I was sad. I was like, but why? I'm
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: pretty sure you could play guitar. You're already holding the bass.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Just don't. Why can't you learn to play? I don't know.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Why can't you learn to play drums? There's now, I
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: know of tons of girl drummers that are awesome. So
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: I'm like, it was just a weird period of like,
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: it was such a cliche thing of like, why?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: It was cliche, but it was kind of cool at
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: the same time.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's just cool to have a girl in
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: your band when like, you know.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: But I mean, there were a couple of girls that
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: I knew that were.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: Yes, Darcy played bass.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: There were a couple of girls that I knew and
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: they all played bass.
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: Alicia.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Did Alicia play bass?
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: Yes. Oh, but. I mean, it's just cool to be
• 51:27
  Speaker 9: in your band.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Heather played bass or not.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: I can't remember.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I think she did. Yeah, because we were going to
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: be in a band. Because all I can do is, well,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I can't sing, but I could try to sing because
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I can't play any instruments.
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: I could play the triangle like nobody's business and the accordion.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: That became my role, although I did sit down on
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: drums in my fictional band.
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: Hey, Cyber Nachos, for life.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: T-shirts are still available. I found them in the move,
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: so I've still got a good six or eight T-shirts.
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: Anyways, they're in a band, and during one of their shows, one,
• 52:01
  Speaker 9: of course, it's got Tyler Labine, who I adore in
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: just about everything. I don't even care. He falls through
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: the floor. The one for the.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Show was when they were doing their practice.
• 52:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that for the show. They were out there at
• 52:12
  Speaker 9: the venue, and the electricity went out, so he's going
• 52:15
  Speaker 9: to fix it. Oh, yeah. So he tried fiddling with
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: the box and he got shocked. He fell through the
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: fucking floor. And while in the sub-basement of the floor,
• 52:23
  Speaker 9: he finds this medallion. Was it the amulet of Sauron
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: or some shit like that? Anyways, having this amulet gives
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: you the ability to see ghosts.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Where did this show exist?
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: From what I found, it was like some weird-ass country.
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: It wasn't even like here.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: On the USA network or something?
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: No, no. I think they shot it.
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: It feels very creepy, or Freaky Links. It has that
• 52:47
  Speaker 9: same feel.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they shot it, and then I guess they showed
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: it on maybe Argentina or Venezuela or someplace like that.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: It was somewhere in South America where they were showing it.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: It was weird. According to this, it was actually aired
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: by the WB for a while. The WB.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: The CW.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: WB.
• 53:10
  Speaker 9: It was filmed in 2001. Which, because one of the
• 53:14
  Speaker 9: episodes I'm watching, I'm like, oh, this has got to
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: be pre-9-11. Then I looked it up, and it was shot,
• 53:20
  Speaker 9: it was on TV less than two weeks before 9-11.
• 53:22
  Speaker 9: Because the whole premise of the show is, Tyler Levine's
• 53:26
  Speaker 9: on a plane, and he's flying to whatever city, and
• 53:30
  Speaker 9: a ghost on the plane's like, alright, one of these bits,
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: the whole fucking plane's going to crash. You have to
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: convince the pilots that.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: They need to take the.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Plane off autopilot. And fly it. Because autopilot. There was
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: something faulty with it. That they couldn't correct it.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: If it was on autopilot.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: And they would all die. Because that's what happened to him.
• 53:50
  Speaker 10: Hmm. Was that.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: He had the plane on autopilot. And then this part malfunctioned.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: And they crashed. And for some reason. They sourced the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: malfunctioning part. From that plane. And put it on this plane.
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: So they have to help these ghosts. So they can
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: move on. So that was this guy's. One last thing.
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: Is he had to. Save these people. Anyway. So I'm like.
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: He's like. Well, just go into the cockpit. I'm like.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Wait a second. You can't just walk into the cockpit.
• 54:18
  Speaker 9: You can't just walk up into the cockpit. You can't
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: just scroll on up in there. And then I'm like...
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: His last-ditch effort, after they think he's crazy to begin with,
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: is to take a knife to his sister's throat while
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: forcing his way into the cockpit.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: Sure. This all seems fine.
• 54:35
  Speaker 9: Where he then forces out the pilots, takes over flying
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: the plane himself.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: I'm like.
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: I'm like, wait a second.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Still not the weirdest.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: She was like, what year did this premiere in? This
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: can't be, this has got to be pre-9-11.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Still not the weirdest. You can finish this in a minute,
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: but did you ever see, I remember several of the episodes,
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: but did you ever see the first premiere offshoot episode
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: of lone gunman i.
• 55:06
  Speaker 14: Heard very weird things holy shit like we might have
• 55:10
  Speaker 14: to go watch that right now like literally it like
• 55:13
  Speaker 14: it's you'll get halfway in and be like wait when
• 55:17
  Speaker 14: was this like no really go youtube it.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: It's it was out there at least months ago when
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: i i heard someone describe the premise and went nah
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: and they went and found it was like Oh, shit.
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: I think it's on one of those many lists. I
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: read lists a lot. I think it's on those lists
• 55:35
  Speaker 9: of TVs that had weird coincidences.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Weird coincidences.
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: I didn't think it was a coincidence. I just thought
• 55:41
  Speaker 9: it was very... I'm like, this would not air after 9-11.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this was just, yeah, things that is impossible now.
• 55:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was just saying that I'm like, there's no
• 55:49
  Speaker 9: way this aired after 9-11 because that changed... everything when
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: it came to like planes and you were not, you
• 55:56
  Speaker 9: were not just going to walk your ass into the cockpit.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: Well, even like the most basic, somebody was making fun of, um,
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: love actually, because like at the end, the big romance
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: part of this one is the kid goes like busting
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: through the security to go stop the girl before she gets.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: On the plane.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: I'm like, they'd shoot that kid now. Like you can't
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: do that kind of shit. Like you can't have your
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: big dumb rom-com moments anymore in the airport because airports
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: don't work like that no more. Like it's just funny
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: how much everything sort of, rearranged itself after.
• 56:23
  Speaker 9: Well, and at the end of this one, after he
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: fucking commandeers the plane, barely manages to land it, I'm like,
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: even if they can figure out that there was some
• 56:31
  Speaker 9: faulty thing there, his ass is going to jail for
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: the rest of forever.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, forever.
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: They're like, now you can leave. I'm like, no, no, no, no.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: Don't you bust into the cockpit at knife point again.
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: Was it a plastic knife?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a plastic knife.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Well, sure.
• 56:46
  Speaker 9: By his sister, who was played by Busy, was it
• 56:48
  Speaker 9: Busy Phillips? Busy?
• 56:49
  Speaker 8: Busy.
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: Busy. That one also had Pauly Perrette, which I'm like.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: Is that... That had to be close to Dawson time, right?
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: That's around that time.
• 57:00
  Speaker 9: I think so.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Or maybe right before.
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: But Pauly Perrette was like... If I didn't know that
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: it was Pauly Perrette, I might not have known that
• 57:06
  Speaker 9: it was Pauly Perrette. Because she was blonde. You know
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: Pauly Perrette?
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: Yes. Sure.
• 57:11
  Speaker 9: NCIS, black hair.
• 57:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: Blonde as can be.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: I was thinking that the other day. I think it
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: was coming on. I was just like, For God's sakes,
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: how long has this show been on?
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: She finally left. But yeah, it's just been like me
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: randomly trying to figure out who the fuck these people are.
• 57:28
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, I know that guy. He was apparently
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: on Buffy as one of the mayor's assistants. There's some shit.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Eventually those crossovers always happen.
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: Last night I'm like, I know that guy and I
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: don't fucking like him. Parker. Remember Parker from Buffy?
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: From college.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Fairly, but kind of.
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: He's a really douchey guy.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a lot.
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: I hated that guy. But yeah, we're only one disc
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: into the entire one season that there is of this show.
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: But yeah, I'm waiting to see who else I will
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: be able to see and identify from this delightful gem
• 58:04
  Speaker 9: that is Dead Last. If I can ever fucking find
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: the other show, I'll tell you about that one. The
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: one that you were talking about earlier. The Dead Beat.
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: Dead Beat. Which is the one with him and the kids. Oh, yeah,
• 58:15
  Speaker 9: the one with the kids. Actually, I'm not even sure
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: if there's kids, but it involved... I think Tyler the
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: Bean plays pretty much the same character in every show.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: I feel like it was right after Reaper. I feel
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: like it was immediate. They were just like, Tyler the
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Bean's still kind of popular. Let's spin this into a
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: thing and just... some agent of his was like get
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: him a show now like he's still hot like so
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: i feel like it was almost immediately like they threw
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: him on a i don't even know if it was
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: a different network but then like suddenly like i think.
• 58:41
  Speaker 9: Rewilds was even in episodes so i definitely need.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: To watch it he's just like he's a tyler labine
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: goofball and like he like suddenly is watching some kids
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: like i don't know he has this.
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: Is a different one because he apparently sees ghosts in
• 58:51
  Speaker 9: this one too.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: That might be the kid i can't remember i just
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: remember there was one they made him like All of
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: a sudden, he had to take care of kids. Maybe
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: this is a different one. He doesn't know anything about
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: taking care of kids.
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: It's going to be a completely different show.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Luckily, it was still pretty good because it was still
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Tyler Lee.
• 59:06
  Speaker 9: I got a Ray Wise tattooed for him, but I
• 59:08
  Speaker 9: either did not see it. you know it's not infected
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: anymore so we're all.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Good if you're not following her weird photos on Facebook.
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: I don't think I posted any pictures of it being
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: infected because it was kind of gross and I was
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: kind of like nobody wants to see.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: That I just saw it I didn't even know beforehand
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: I just saw it and went well of course you.
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: Did and you saw a picture of it online didn't.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: You yeah After the fact. And I was just like,
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: of course you got that. I was not surprised at all.
• 59:33
  Speaker 9: I thought I mentioned it before.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: I don't think you did.
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: There's when it's infected. Look at that. Isn't that kind
• 59:37
  Speaker 9: of gross? Gross.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: Gross. The devil is infected.
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: He's fine now. We're good. No longer infected. It's no
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: longer oozing. It's no longer yellow. And it was. Gross. Dude,
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: you don't even know. I was terrified my arm was
• 59:52
  Speaker 9: going to fall off.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: Have you watched anything else? Any other stuff to pass
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: along to people in our round out? It's been a
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: few weeks, so we had to catch up with what
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: you've been watching and stuff.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 9: I have my new random thing, but that's not really
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 9: an important thing. I'm trying to reassemble the gem doll
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: that I had when I was a kid because I
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: found my original gem doll. Surprisingly enough, bitches' earrings still
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 9: work because they flash.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: What's up with that? Well, how would you describe her?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: You know, in general.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: Would you say she's... She's truly, truly, truly outrageous.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: Truly, truly.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 9: She wasn't as outrageous when I found her because she
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: wasn't wearing the pink dress. She was wearing the blue dress.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 9: And I'm just like, what the fuck? Why do I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: not have... Why is she... Why was my gem doll
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 9: ever not in the pink dress?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Did you call yourself out? Who the hell put her
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: in this?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 9: Why the fuck would I do this? Where's her fucking...
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: Where's her pink shoes? Where's her pink dress? So I've
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: been trying to like... I don't know. I mean, I'm
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 9: sure I still have it somewhere. I really don't want
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 9: to go back up to Mom's attic because there's just
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: so much dirt and dust and I was sneezing and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: the allergies were atrocious.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: And Woody's still up there?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 9: He is. They found him and they were threatening to
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 9: make me take him with me.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 9: I'm like, burn that motherfucker. You take him out in
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 9: the yard and you burn that motherfucker.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, he'll be back.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 9: Oh, I know.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: He's fucking creepy. He would be back. If we haven't,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: and we have told the story, but if you haven't
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: heard the story, there's a possessed Woody from Toy Story
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: doll that Now lives in her mother's attic.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 9: In a kitten trunk.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: In a kitten trunk. I think I blocked that part out.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: He's in a kitten trunk. I lived in my mom's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: house until I was 18 when she told me I
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 9: had to pay rent or get out. But anyways, I
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 9: got Woody. When did Toy Story come out?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 9: Late 90s? Mid to late 90s? Yeah, mid. Anyway, so
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 9: I had the Woody that you'd pull the string and
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: You get the random Woody shit like, oh, there's a
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: snake in my boot. Howdy, partner. Which is all fine
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 9: and good when you actually pull the string. But when
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: it's like the middle of the night and you're nowhere
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: near him and you hear, there's a snake in my boot.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, you are not okay, Woody. And he's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 9: been in the trunk ever since then.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: You locked him in a trunk immediately.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 9: A kitten trunk, by the way.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: And then like wrapped him up and stacked things on him.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 9: Crucifixes and stuff.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Was it a trunk with pictures of kittens on it?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 9: Like one of those boxed trunks that had little latches
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 9: on each side.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: Like a footlocker, kind of, but smaller.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah. But it had some puzzles in there, too, so
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 9: if you ever got really bored, I didn't leave them
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 9: in there with nothing to do.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Like if you opened it and the puzzles were put together,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: how much would your mind be blown?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 9: Fucking blown. But anyways, I went up there. When I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: have something that I want... I can't stop until I
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 9: have it. I'm like very like single-minded and I wanted
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 9: my gem doll. So I faced mom's attic to find
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 9: my gem doll. I found the gem doll but she
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: was wearing the wrong outfit.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Did she put on explorer gear? So you have like
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: a dude pith helmet and machete and I.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: Gotta remind I gotta make note too this is one
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: of the hottest weeks of the year and this is
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 9: in the attic so I was like sweating like a sump.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: The attic is not the best place to go during that.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 9: No anyways but I found the gem doll but now
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: I've been trying to reassemble so I've been hitting up
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 9: eBay and I'm like Motherfucker, I have paid more for
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 9: this bitch's shoes than I have ever paid for a
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 9: pair of my own shoes.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Well, you have different girl shoe tastes than most girls.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, most of mine consist of chucks. Pink and black
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 9: varieties specifically. But anyway, so yeah, I bought the pink dress.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: I bought the pink shoes. I've not bought the stand yet.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: It's such an ordeal. If I find the bracelet though,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 9: that's my next goal is the bracelet. A little bracelet.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: It's for her, not you.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 9: If it would fit me, I would totally fucking wear
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 9: that shit. But anyways, no, it's not for me. It's
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 9: for my gem doll and it would be amazing when
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 9: I get it completed. And it will go on my
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 9: shelf with my books.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: And it will be truly, truly, truly outrageous.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: Yay.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: That having been said, I think we should round this
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: week out and escape while we can.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 9: Good luck with that.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Do you want to rock out with some gem? What's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: your favorite gem song?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: There's more than one.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: Other than the theme song.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 9: It's been a long time since I've actually watched it.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Alright, we're going to watch some Jim right now, obviously. Otherwise,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: that about does it. We will return next time. Same
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: Jam, jam, the music's contagious, outrageous. Jam is my name,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: no one else is the same. Jam is my name.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: We are the misfits, and comes the better. We are
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: the misfits, the misfits, demonic matter. We are the.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Misfits, and comes the better.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: We are the misfits, the misfits, demonic matter. Jen's excitement.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: Jen.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 13: Jen's adventure.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 9: Jen.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: Outrageous. Whoa, jam, jam. The music's contagious.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: Outrageous.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Jam is my name.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: No one else is the same. Jam is my name.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: We are remixed. We're closer together. We are remixed.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 9: Remixed.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: We're not together. We are remixed. We're closer together. We
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: are remixed.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 10: Remixed.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: We're not together.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 9: Here's me in a hole.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: A hole.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 9: There were several holes. That's me in one of them.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 9: I was pretty scared.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: I feel like you're going to end up in the
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: hole one of these days.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 9: Seriously, nobody saw my... I think Boyfriend and Pretty Hair
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 9: were the only ones who liked my photo.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: As long as you got Pretty Hair, you're all good. Oh, Misty,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: you're going to be in jail. You're very special.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:06:35
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• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:47
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