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C1 Ep.12: Glove is Glove · Smooth Critical

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  Welcome back to Smooth Critical. I'm your DM, Avni.
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  Hey, quick question. Avni, are you OK?
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  Avni, are you OK? Are you OK?
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  I'm gay as in happy, but also gay because we just met some
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  totally lesbian orcs, right? So shout out to my community.
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  OK, wow, no cheers from you guys.
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  That really says something just like I'm going to edit that
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  silence so it stretches so long we're.
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  Going to release an episode that's just that during pride
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  month, can we? Can we get us just doing coughs
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  each so you could add that into the silence?
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  Yeah, here, let me let me hear each of you do a little cough
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  right now. He might.
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  EW, Harry, Charlie. OK, so he might as well.
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  Definitely the grossest. I don't know what that was.
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  You might like threw up in his mouth.
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  I was channeling. Bunty, Yeah.
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  That's actually that that's that's Sylvina coming out.
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  That's his reaction to hearing about a lesbian.
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  Her reaction to hearing about a lesbian.
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  Yeah, Sylvina sometimes bleeds through.
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  Oh, let's. Don't say that.
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  Just like who's the man if there's two women it.
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  Was like I said, all the tabaxis look the same.
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  OK, well let me Jesus Christ, let me introduce my three
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  gorgeous gladiators. He my.
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  Hi, it's Abe. The voice is so good, Harry.
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  Font of Willowind, So fucking excited for a new arc.
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  And Charlie? Beau.
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  Also excited for a new arc, although I did end up enjoying
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  the last one very much despite death.
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  Not mine, but you know. Literally it was centered on
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  death and tobaxis. Yeah.
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  Yeah, Death and Tobaxis. Incredible episode name.
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  We're going to have to call that episode 11 also Death and Death
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  2 Tobaxis 2 two Death 2 Tobaxis, actually.
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  Yeah. Two death, 2 Tobaxis.
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  Somebody write that down. OK, let's start our recap
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  though. So still reeling from Abe's
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  death, the three of you took some time to decompress and
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  catch up at Drummond's house. Remington turned out to be at
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  the match and saw Abe die, leaving Drummond to step out and
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  kind of take a beat. You all had some time to discuss
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  what Abe learned from Sylvira and maybe put together some
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  pieces. Bond filled in the blank on his
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  warning prayer to this mirror and got a permanent plus one to
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  religion. You then spoke to Drummond and
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  Peshwari and Beau convinced them to work together.
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  Peshwari as mayor and Drummond as deputy mayor.
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  Drummond made a very convincing speech, mostly because he agreed
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  to tax the rich, and then Harry and Charlie had to roll D1
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  hundreds to see if they would win the election, and they did.
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  Peshwari and Drummond won with an overwhelming 84%.
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  After some celebrations, Abe spotted Cloard and told him to
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  do better, to which Cloard just stuck his middle finger up at
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  Abe. You can't fix everyone.
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  Then you talk to Drummond, who gave you some gold and the map
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  to the Horde but warned you of the weird goings on.
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  In Velrin's comments, he showed him Egrex's wrench form, and he
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  hypothesized that if Vox were to be anywhere, he couldn't have
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  gotten further from maybe Ember Holder or Ash End if he was
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  moving really quick. Drummond also confirmed Abe's
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  memory of halflings with pocket watches embedded in their hands,
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  but he said that they could blow nick shards.
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  He said he thought he heard the halfling say that they were from
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  a village called Solely N, which is outside of Moss Reach in
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  Silvorum. Rex Shari then had a little chat
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  with you all to thank you and let you know her two orc
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  merchant friends would take you to Emberhold to on and trash.
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  The two orcs welcomed you aboard the s s Flame Rider and that's
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  where we are now. So let me give you a little
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  description of the boat. You see that the vessel is
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  pulled up against the dock, it's silhouette wavering slightly
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  against the rising heat. It's a medium sized boat, about
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  50 feet long, built long and low rather than tall.
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  A single mast rises straight from the center, rigged with
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  thick sails that hang ready to catch the updrafts rolling off
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  the lava. At the back of the ship, a
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  sturdy wheel sits on a slightly raised platform, giving whoever
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  steers it a Clearview ahead. Everyone give me a perception
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  check. That part's called the pink
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  deck. Thank you, Charlie, you would
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  know. It's a unnatural 20. 13.
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  That's a six. OK, Bo, you don't see this, but
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  Bon and Abe, you see that the ship and the sails have this
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  faint magical orange glow around them.
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  Do either of you want to give me an Arcana check?
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  Sure. Sure.
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  Bo, you're just laughing about the poop deck.
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  Yep. 22. Yeah, not good.
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  It's a 12. OK, Bon, you have heard about
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  this before, especially since you've travelled from Ember
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  Holds to Scenario. You've had to cross the lava
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  river. You know that each ship has to
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  have some sort of protection against the lava river.
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  They have something in them called a fire flow core.
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  And what it does is that it protects the ship from the lava
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  and it kind of redistributes the heat.
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  So when you're on the boat, it actually gets quite hot because
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  the heat is kind of getting pushed upwards towards you guys,
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  but it keeps the boats from burning up cool.
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  So the deck is kind of open concept, like how millennials
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  and I like open concept. Ropes are coiled neatly, cargo
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  is secured tight under a small covering, and there's a section
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  towards the front that has kind of been reinforced and
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  partitioned off. Holding two horses, you catch
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  the faint scent of fruit and warm wood in the air.
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  Come aboard, welcome upon our ship, Tan says.
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  Thank you. Flame Rider.
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  I hardly know her. I bet you wouldn't know our
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  ship. We're actually not that big.
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  We're just kind of getting our way as merchants and we we
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  really hope to set ourselves apart.
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  So I hope one day everyone will know her.
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  Yeah. OK, well, there's a ramp on the
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  side if you want to walk your horses up.
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  Please come join us. Abe just died twice today.
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  She definitely knew the joke and was familiar with it, but just
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  ignored it for our sake. We go tie up our horses in the
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  stables. Yes to on lead you to where the
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  horses are and she says it might be a tight squeeze, but you know
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  horses are friendly creatures. I'm sure they'll be OK.
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  I'm just going to go help trash set up the the rest of the ship
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  and and then we'll have a little talk real quick.
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  Yeah. Do you guys need any help?
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  I. Used to work on a ship.
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  I I I know my way around a sailboat.
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  Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And I don't know anything about any of this stuff, but I could
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  like tinker wisdom stuff if you want.
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  She seems less enthused about that bow, but she turns to Bon,
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  AKA Benin, which I'm going to have to remember everyone's name
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  real quick. Bow is.
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  Ollie. Ollie V Garden Bon is Benin.
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  Ben and Jairus. And Abe is.
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  Babe. Oh, babe, yeah, of course.
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  I. Forgot and and Bunty is Dave and
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  Buster's OK cool. So Taan turns to you and goes
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  Benin. I would love if you could help
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  me that that would actually be really great all.
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  I'll go untie that knot if you want.
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  Just give a look at sure, no, no, no, no, no, no, that not
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  supposed to be there. Just if you take off that knot,
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  the whole mainsail will fall and then I'll have to spend another
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  hour rigging it up. So maybe or do you have good
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  eyes? Are you good at are good at
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  looking out and keeping? No, but I'll do that.
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  OK, just do it anyway. It really doesn't matter.
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  Just hands to yourself and use your eyes only.
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  I have. I have good eyes.
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  Oh, OK. Yeah, babe, you go with Ollie
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  and you take Dave and Buster's and just all of you just
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  lookout. That would be.
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  Awesome, no untying knots. Is there a lookout above the
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  mainsail? There is a crow's nest above the
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  mainsail. It's not like the a super tall
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  ship to begin with, so it's not that high up.
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  But there is a crow's nest, but she did not tell them to go
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  there. I think we're both going there.
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  Oh, OK, So you're climbing OK, It's.
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  OK, they're, they're really good at that, actually, both of them.
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  OK, well, I mean there is like a ladder.
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  So as long as you're you stick to it, I'm I'm sure it'll be OK.
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  I just is. There space enough for both of
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  us up there. It'll be tight, but as long as
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  you're OK being pushed up against each other a.
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  Little bit Bo Bo loves being touched.
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  Weird. Weird thing to say.
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  Also, who are you? Who are you talking about?
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  Ollie, Ollie, Ollie. You got this one, buddy.
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  Ollie, Ollie. I don't know where that came
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  from to be honest. All right, I I pull her away.
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  Well, obviously somebody who is named Beau loves to be touched,
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  and that person is not me. But anyway.
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  Yeah, I was thinking of my late sister Beau.
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  Your your late sister. Yes.
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  I'm really sorry to hear about your loss.
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  Thanks and also whatever. OK, All right, well, Ben and you
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  come with me, let's let's just start finishing rigging up this
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  stuff. Maybe actually you can help me
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  untie the boat from the dock. And she turns to you and asks
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  you to give her a sleight of hand to untie that rope.
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  OK, can I do proficiency since? Yep, since.
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  This is way back to sailing, yeah?
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  And a, we're both trying to climb the ladder at the same
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  time, yeah. That is A9.
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  You haven't sailed as a merchant in quite a while.
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  So you kind of are trying to untie the knot and you see that
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  she's tied it super well and she goes over to you and puts her
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  hand on your back and goes. All right, Benin, you also want
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  to go to the crows nest. I think I'll just kind of figure
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  this out by myself, if that's OK.
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  No. No, no, I can.
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  I can do it, I swear. I sorry, it's just been a while.
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  I'm rusty. It's OK, you used to sail.
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  Yeah, I, I was, I was a crew member on one of Narix's ships.
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  Wow, Narix. Wow, big name really just coming
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  out here swinging with that big name as.
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  An emergency. He's got.
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  He's got many ships. You know, I, I wasn't was just a
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  crew member. I was a crew hand for a while.
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  Gotcha. Yeah, as you're talking to her,
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  she's on tying the knot by herself.
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  And she's like, yeah, Trish and I, we had thought about maybe
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  joining some of those big crews, but, you know, sometimes I feel
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  like our we're orcs, right? Our big demeanor kind of scares
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  some people away. And honestly, we just like
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  spending time with each other. So we thought, hey, like, what
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  the hell, Let's just get ourselves a boat.
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  Let's save some money and let's, yeah, let's do this thing, you
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  know? I mean, I guess I have to admit
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  I did spend a lot more time doing more of the navigational
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  aspects of things rather than, you know, I was more of like, I
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  think I might, you know, maybe sometime in the future.
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  I could have been a captain if I'd stuck with it.
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  But you know, I don't know if I was as much of a good crew hand.
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  But if you need help with your maps or anything I I'm actually
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  really good at that. Well actually that that would be
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  great. I mean, not to be presumptuous,
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  but you're a drow right? So you only sleep 4 hours or
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  trans 4 hours. That's true.
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  Well, maybe it'd be nice for for trash to get A to get a little
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  break while we're sailing tonight.
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  Usually we sail throughout the night and then when we get to
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  land, then we take our break. But but maybe maybe we'll let
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  you steer the boat for like 4 hours and trash and I can kind
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  of just cuddle up for for like a short rest, you know?
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  Yeah, absolutely. Well, thank you Benin.
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  And as you guys are talking, Taan yells to Trash.
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  The lines are clear, we should be ready to go.
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  And Trash nods to her and goes, all right babe, don't forget to
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  engage the core for for movement, OK?
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  And Taan goes, yes, of course, of course.
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  If I don't do that, we will all burn and die, OK?
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  One second everyone, one second. And she kind of runs below deck.
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  And there's a pause before you hear this low that builds
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  beneath your feet. It starts subtle and then
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  quickly deepens into something very steady, very alive.
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  And this is when the air around you grows warm, warmer still,
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  and the faint orange glow that you saw becomes deeper orange
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  and red and traces along the seams of the hall.
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  It's imagine, like, having, like, an orange filter across
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  your eyes, like everything is now that, like, deep color.
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  So Ta'an Re emerges, and she brushes her hands together, and
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  she goes, all right, Cora's awake, let's go.
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  And trash is like, OK, casting off.
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  And the boat kind of shifts and it slowly pulls away from the
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  dock and the heat keeps rising and rising.
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  Everyone give me a constitution saving through and then and you
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  can do it with advantage. My die loves the number 3.
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  To 14 four. Also a 14.
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  Ollie V Garden You're the only one who doesn't pass.
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  Nothing mechanical happens, except that you start to feel
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  slightly unwell. The heat is just getting to you
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  too much. I think the metal, your metal,
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  right? Your heat, your.
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  Yeah, I'm literally like. You're heating up much faster
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  than you're used to and you and you feel kind of sick to your
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  stomach. Yeah, it's, it's cool.
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  That's cool that we're all taking this so well.
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  We're all so such natural lava fares.
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  I mean, if you can't, can't handle the heat, get out of the
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  kitchen. That's what I always say when
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  I'm when I'm on the lava lakes in my boat, you know?
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  All are you good, boy? Oh, you have a boat?
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  No. OK, Ollie, do you want to come
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  down here? I think we can maybe get you
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  some water and and maybe a a cool a cool napkin for your neck
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  or something, a cool towel. No, I don't.
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  I don't need those things. But since you're offering, I
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  don't want to, you know, like rather I don't want to offend
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  you or anything. So yeah.
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  OK, OK Ollie to on get you those things and you hear trash make a
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  comment she goes. Yeah, it's it's really hard
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  sailing on the Lava River for the first time.
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  I mean, a lot of people, they don't, they don't feel well,
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  they don't, they don't really can't really deal with the heat.
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  But that's that's really OK. I'm I'm sure you'll be OK.
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  Ollie. I feel bad.
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  I feel bad for people like that, you know?
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  I hate to not be able to handle this this weather.
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  Yeah, no, no worries. Yeah, let's just go get some
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  rest, OK? Once, once we go a little
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  further, it kind of settles down a little bit.
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  It's really the initial cast off that makes you feel really
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  unwell. But that's to say, I guess
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  everyone here is dealing with it pretty well.
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  So, Bunty, no worries. Bunty, just you you good looking
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  out up here. I'm going to I need to I have
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  some questions I want to ask Tan and trash.
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  I'm going to head down. OK, I have incredible depth
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  perception with my one eye, so this is going to be really good.
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  I know, buddy. You're great at this.
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  All right, I'll be right back. He like physically opens his
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  eyes with his two hands to make them larger.
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  Babe. You head down as well from the
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  crow's nest and Ta'an goes. If you guys need anything, you
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  know, come to me. Come to come to trash.
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  Do you guys want a tour actually of the boat?
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  I mean, we will be here for maybe a day or so.
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  I actually have some questions. Yeah, of course, babe, what's
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  up? Where does the lava river end?
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  Does it does it pour out into like a water source?
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  And does it cool down into like rocks?
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  Like how does it, how does this flow continue?
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  Like is there just like an active volcano from which it's
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  flowing? There are a couple of volcanoes
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  in Ignovarum that are connected to the Lava River.
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  The Lava River kind of goes across the northern part of
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  Ignovarum and kind of spreads across from West to east.
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  So we are on the eastern side. There are two ports where the
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  Lava River actually goes into the Smoldering Sea, and that's
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  kind of where the Smoldering Sea gets its name is that it's
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  warmer than the other seas. It's not burning.
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  It's not it's not like incredibly hot, but it is it is
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  pretty warm in comparison, honestly, the beaches very nice
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  warm water, everything is. Probably a lot of beach houses.
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  Yeah, Oh yeah, Ember Hold is right on that water.
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  It's a little more S than than where the lava river actually
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  meets the smoldering sea, but it's still it's quite a warm
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  Bay. If if hey, one day our goal have
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  a beach house in amber hold. That sounds nice, doesn't it?
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  Cool. I don't know.
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  I would assume that the where it outlets is always changing
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  because there's all this this molten metal and rock that's
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  cooling down. Yeah, definitely.
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  So people who live in that area, there's not many cities over
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  there. They're smaller towns.
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  The Imperator actually hires people in those cities to kind
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  of break away the molten lava and they ship it back to
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  scenario. And at scenario, they will use
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  it for art or for any sort of like decoration.
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  Sometimes they'll feed it back into the volcano to kind of have
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  this like endless supply. But yeah, it's a, it's a very
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  cool system that they have there.
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  Nice. Thank you.
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  Yeah, of course. Anyone.
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  Else have any other questions? Do you want a tour of the
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  facilities in the boat? Yeah.
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  Yeah, a tour would be fantastic. Thank you.
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  She'd guide you to the lower part of the boat and she goes so
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  the room to the left is where Trash and I sleep and the room
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  in to the right is kind of more of an empty storagey room, not
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  that there's much there anymore. We're kind of going to Amber
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  hold so that we can pick up more supplies.
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  But so if you guys need to take a rest, you guys can sleep in
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  here. You're also more than welcome,
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  of course, to sleep on the deck in any of that.
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  Like as long as you're OK being outside and sleeping, that would
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  also be a fair place to sleep. And there is a kitchen.
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  And she opens the door to the front room.
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  It's a very like narrow galley kitchen, if you can imagine
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  that. So we cook simple but good.
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  And we'd be more than willing to.
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  I think we were planning on making some some noodles
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  tonight, if you'd be into that. Might be a tight fit for all of
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  us to step into the kitchen together.
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  But this is the fire flow core. And she points next to the stove
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  and there's just like. Black, sweet or salty?
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  Oh. Definitely savory salty noodles.
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  Yeah, that's kind of what what we're into right now.
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  Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, we can.
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  We can make some sweeter noodles for you.
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  Like, no, it's not for me. It's not for me.
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  Oh. Dave and Buster's likes a
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  dessert noodle dish. Yeah, I want like, ice cream and
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  like with raw cow's milk because I don't believe in
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  pasteurization. Yeah, but the ice cream has
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  pasteurized milk in it. But David?
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  Not the ice cream I make. I, I look at, I, I put my hand
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  on both David and Babe's shoulders, on Avon Bunty's
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  shoulders and I, I look over at the fire flow core and I say do
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  not touch that. That is the the the most
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  important thing on this ship. Okay, so how this works is it's
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  pretty much just like a black box.
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  It's decently heavy and it has three little outlets connected
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  to it. I call them outlets.
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  It doesn't plug in anywhere, but we have them kind of secured to
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  the boat. So it'll suck in all of the heat
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  and that's why I don't know if you can tell down here in the
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  kitchen it is, it's quite toasty down here.
• 21:05
  We actually recycle that heat to cook our food.
• 21:08
  It goes to the stove and it goes to the oven, so we can use some
• 21:11
  of that heat. But if you touch that, it is a
• 21:16
  that thing is quite hot also. So just kind of leave it alone.
• 21:21
  Do not take any of the outlets and remove it from the wall.
• 21:26
  If you do that, if all three of them are removed, then the boat
• 21:30
  will start to burn up and we will all surely die.
• 21:33
  What if one is removed? I put my hands I like grip even
• 21:38
  more. Than the boat will start to sink
• 21:42
  and burn up but slower. Got it.
• 21:44
  Got it. OK.
• 21:45
  OK, so is. There a linear relationship with
• 21:47
  the three. All right, let's go upstairs.
• 21:50
  Let's lock the door to the kitchen and let's head back
• 21:53
  upstairs maybe. So you guys head back upstairs,
• 21:57
  upstairs and you look around on the deck.
• 22:01
  There's some fruit from a bunch of other empires on the deck,
• 22:05
  and Todd points to them and goes.
• 22:07
  So the fur market is actually quite big in Ember Hold.
• 22:11
  So we were able to kind of secure our hands on some stuff
• 22:14
  and hopefully use that to trade and maybe get some silks and
• 22:19
  some clothes. And then maybe we'll be able to
• 22:21
  take the boat outside of the lava river and go across one of
• 22:26
  the Seas or the ocean. We're not really big merchants
• 22:30
  yet, and this boat isn't exactly built for the open sea, but you
• 22:36
  know, that's kind of the goal. One day, maybe make some trades,
• 22:39
  get some money. And have you guys heard of the
• 22:43
  Academy of Artifice? Yeah, have we?
• 22:46
  I think general knowledge, yeah, I think it probably Abe would
• 22:50
  have. Absolutely.
• 22:51
  Beau hasn't. Beau hasn't.
• 22:54
  Is it related to sailing? No, it's just like an Academy.
• 22:59
  OK, then I don't know about it. So I can tell that some of you
• 23:02
  don't know about it. It is a university where world
• 23:07
  renowned artificers from all the empires go and study.
• 23:10
  It's actually in Brazen Heart and actually Tresh doesn't like
• 23:14
  when I talk about this, but her sister goes there and she is
• 23:18
  this incredible artificer and she is going to help us upgrade
• 23:23
  our boat. She already has helped us
• 23:26
  because OK, it's so cool. And Tahan's getting ready to
• 23:29
  talk. And Tresh goes to on.
• 23:33
  Maybe, babe, we talked about this.
• 23:35
  You shouldn't brag to new people.
• 23:38
  I don't want us to come across as like, you know, I just want
• 23:44
  them to like us. So we don't.
• 23:46
  Have hey, it's OK, it's OK here you guys can brag as much as you
• 23:50
  want because I mean like literally people I know went to
• 23:56
  the verrillion shards. So there you go.
• 23:58
  There's a brag from me. There's like silence before
• 24:01
  trash goes. Oh, but that's.
• 24:04
  Illegal. Laws are just suggestions.
• 24:10
  I mean. Bo nods.
• 24:13
  OK, so Tricia's sister is at the Academy of Artifice, which is
• 24:18
  incredibly hard to get into. And Tricia's kind of just
• 24:22
  nodding along and she said we should separate ourselves from
• 24:26
  other merchants and offer something unique.
• 24:29
  So actually we can take you guys all the way to Ember Hold even
• 24:34
  though the lava river doesn't connect, because our boat can go
• 24:37
  on land. And trash goes yes so our boat
• 24:43
  can go on land. My sister did a modified.
• 24:49
  Have you guys heard of the spell tensors floating disk?
• 24:52
  Yeah, I have. Floating disk No.
• 24:57
  Absolutely. Once again, boat has not.
• 25:00
  Well, if she put a modified version of it and fused this
• 25:04
  object on the boat and so now we can like hold the ship up so
• 25:10
  when it gets on land it kind of floats above land.
• 25:14
  And that's why we have horses, because then the horses will
• 25:18
  pull the boat that's on the tensors floating disk.
• 25:22
  Interesting. Yes.
• 25:23
  And that is how we will separate ourselves.
• 25:25
  We will travel on the lava rivers and we will travel on
• 25:28
  land. It's basically just a big
• 25:30
  carriage. Can you not do that on the the
• 25:33
  lava rivers too? Use the tensors floating disk.
• 25:37
  Well, I think the issue is that the spell requires a lot of
• 25:45
  energy and so it's easier for us to just sail and let the object
• 25:51
  recharge and then only use it when we need to, for example.
• 25:55
  So. It's like a hybrid.
• 25:57
  Yes, whatever that means. And we have 2 horsepower, but
• 26:03
  now we will have 5 horsepower with you guys.
• 26:05
  You do need to ask Alexander if he's OK with that.
• 26:09
  Oh, is that your horse? Of course I love animals.
• 26:12
  I would gladly, I take care of the horses.
• 26:14
  So I will gladly go and and and feed them and and ask if they're
• 26:19
  OK with helping us move the ship when we get on land, Assuming
• 26:23
  you still want to travel with us when we're we're on land.
• 26:26
  Yeah, you guys are really cool. Could I see the map real quick?
• 26:30
  Yes, you can. Come join me at the at the helm.
• 26:34
  I'm going to walk over and take out my navigators tools.
• 26:37
  I can plot a course for ADC 10 check using Wisdom.
• 26:42
  So I'm going to try to do that, and I'd like to sort of just
• 26:46
  plot the course of how long it's going to take to get to where
• 26:51
  they're planning on going on land, and then how long it might
• 26:55
  take us to get to Amber Hold after that.
• 26:59
  OK, so do you want to give me a roll to?
• 27:03
  14. So you will know with the path
• 27:07
  that they're taking, they have to take you a little bit up
• 27:11
  river and then there should be a pretty straight shot down to
• 27:16
  Emberhold. So it's going to be a little
• 27:19
  less than a day to get to where they are planning on getting off
• 27:24
  of land. And then if you were to take
• 27:26
  your horses by yourself, it's going to be about a day, day and
• 27:32
  a half to get to Ember hold. But as you're plotting it on
• 27:36
  turn or trash turns to you and goes.
• 27:38
  So with five horses, if you guys wanted to ride with us, we could
• 27:44
  get to Ember hold in half a day because the Tensors floating
• 27:48
  disc really lifts up the shift ship and gives it kind of it's
• 27:52
  really light. And so with two horses, it would
• 27:54
  take us about a day, a day and a half.
• 27:58
  But with five horses, we could be going even faster and pulling
• 28:02
  even faster. So it's really your choice, You
• 28:07
  know, it'd be nice to have more horses.
• 28:09
  But I understand if you don't want to travel with us.
• 28:12
  We just met. So it would take us longer to
• 28:16
  travel alone than it would together.
• 28:18
  I think that makes sense. I feel like the horses carrying
• 28:22
  one person are going to go slow than horses, just like walking
• 28:25
  in the direction and guiding a weightless.
• 28:29
  The ship. The ship is basically
• 28:30
  weightless. OK.
• 28:31
  So when there's five of them pulling you at the same time, I
• 28:34
  see. Yeah, they're pretty much just
• 28:35
  pulling. OK, cool.
• 28:37
  Yeah, that's perfect. All right, I'm going to make a
• 28:39
  suggestion and Avni you if you don't want it to work or if you
• 28:43
  don't want it to be a thing, you don't have to.
• 28:46
  This was a trick that I actually learned back when I was on a a
• 28:50
  merchant's ship. You can, if you divert some of
• 28:54
  the the heat from the lava flow core up towards the sails, you
• 29:00
  get this lift effect that allows the ship to move slightly
• 29:04
  faster. And I can see that your lava
• 29:07
  cores are currently diverted outwards.
• 29:09
  What if you gave that a shot real quick?
• 29:11
  I think we might be able to speed up a journey.
• 29:13
  Yes, that sounds fantastic. OK, So once it was kind of set
• 29:19
  in the ship, I haven't really had experience with this, but
• 29:24
  here, First off, I need to get my very, very thick gloves so I
• 29:28
  can touch the fire flow core. And then would you would you
• 29:32
  want to guide me as I kind of move this around?
• 29:36
  Yeah. Yeah, I can do that.
• 29:37
  I think she's just going to roll a straight intelligence check
• 29:41
  with advantage to kind of divert it that way.
• 29:45
  Can I give her guidance on this? Sure.
• 29:49
  No. Well, I rolled, I rolled A7 and
• 29:54
  two and I rolled A2 on it. And she doesn't have anything to
• 29:58
  add to intelligence. So she gets a nine Brutal.
• 30:01
  And she goes, oh, OK, that was really hot.
• 30:04
  OK, so maybe I leave the experts to do this.
• 30:08
  Maybe an ember hole will find someone.
• 30:10
  But as of now, that is not that was hot.
• 30:16
  Oh, OK, that is not the thing to do.
• 30:18
  OK, let's leave that alone. If someone can keep an eye on
• 30:21
  David because he seems like he would cause trouble.
• 30:24
  Yeah, I would just say lock this room, honestly.
• 30:26
  Like keep it locked. Don't.
• 30:27
  Unlock it unless you're in here. He's he's, he's, he's a really a
• 30:31
  good person. He's just, he likes to
• 30:33
  experiment a little bit and babe.
• 30:35
  And Bunty shows up behind you it goes.
• 30:37
  I'm here. I hear you talking about me.
• 30:42
  OK, David, let's go. Maybe, maybe I'll teach you how
• 30:46
  to spot things from the crow's nest.
• 30:48
  OK, that sounds fun, lady. I have a quick question actually
• 30:54
  those, those gloves, do you have any more like them or just like
• 30:58
  another pair of gloves that you can spare?
• 31:02
  Those are the only gloves I have when it comes to touching the
• 31:04
  fire flow core. Is it?
• 31:07
  Do you need it for something? Are you trying to touch
• 31:11
  something? I I've been in I've been in the
• 31:13
  market for a pair of gloves for a while and I was just curious
• 31:16
  if you have any gloves. It was a weird question.
• 31:20
  I mean me and me and trash have fingerless gloves but that's
• 31:24
  just more aesthetic. That's really cool of you.
• 31:27
  I think that that would actually not really serve my businesses
• 31:30
  very well, but thank you. OK, well when we get to Ember
• 31:33
  Hold, I can point you to a glove store.
• 31:36
  Thank you. And I, I say to these two, I
• 31:38
  just wanted to like, be able to shake people's hands without
• 31:40
  worrying about it. Super fair.
• 31:43
  The the the name of this episode is going to be Glove is Glove.
• 31:49
  Writing this down, Oh my. God, just glove is glove.
• 32:00
  OK, so you guys are on the deck of the ship having this
• 32:03
  conversation and Tahan goes, oh also are you guys fighters?
• 32:09
  Because I have been honing my skills.
• 32:12
  And she takes out her blade and starts and she goes, look, I
• 32:17
  have a practice dummy right over here.
• 32:18
  And you look at the practice dummy and it is incredibly
• 32:21
  fucked up with slashes. Tahan, listen fighting.
• 32:25
  It seems cool and all that, but. It is.
• 32:29
  Yeah, but listen, when you're really in a fight, when your
• 32:32
  life is really on the line, it's not really that cool.
• 32:37
  And so if you can avoid fighting, I recommend it.
• 32:40
  You, you have a really good setup here with trash and and
• 32:43
  your boat and your and your wares and you don't need to
• 32:45
  fight people. That's what I've been telling
• 32:48
  her. Why do we need to fight?
• 32:50
  All we need is love and money. Yeah, I feel like, you know, I
• 32:55
  agree with that sentiment, but also sometimes the fight comes
• 32:58
  to you and you don't really get. A choice in it.
• 33:01
  Exactly. You know, that's why I'm always
• 33:03
  keeping an eye out for pirates. I would love if a pirate came
• 33:07
  and attacked this ship. Oh baby.
• 33:09
  Then I would get to show off my skills.
• 33:11
  So see, sometimes, sometimes pirates or posses fight you and
• 33:18
  and then one of your friends gets their leg chopped off and
• 33:21
  then you kill one of them. And then that one's dad is
• 33:25
  actually really important in a local election.
• 33:28
  And then that dad wants to take revenge on you and he fucking
• 33:32
  kills you and he kills you and you're dead and, and if you
• 33:34
  hadn't hired A cleric, you wouldn't be back, OK?
• 33:37
  And and trash would be all alone.
• 33:38
  Bo nods. And it's like, yeah, sometimes
• 33:40
  that does happen. As as you say, this trash is
• 33:44
  going to roll something. Aha.
• 33:47
  You guys are not who you say you were.
• 33:49
  Trish and I were actually in the village.
• 33:52
  Peshwari told us all about this. Aren't you guys the mottos?
• 33:56
  If this is a real story that you're talking about yourself.
• 33:59
  No, it's just something I heard. It's something I heard.
• 34:01
  I. I say it's, it's OK, it's OK.
• 34:05
  Yeah. We, we just, you know, there's a
• 34:07
  lot of fans out there. So we we try to conceal our
• 34:10
  identities so that. No worries, I am not a fan.
• 34:14
  Oh great, I. Hate you, but I don't.
• 34:17
  I'm not obsessed with you. I think what you do is very
• 34:21
  cool. But you are right, I would never
• 34:24
  join a gladiatorial fight because I would not want to
• 34:26
  leave Tresh by herself. Thank you.
• 34:29
  Please don't leave me. Yes, I will not leave you trash.
• 34:34
  But to on my point was less about joining gladiatorial
• 34:36
  fights and more about, you know, pirates or posses.
• 34:39
  Yeah, yeah. But there was a chance that
• 34:41
  there's a chance that pirates might come right Trash.
• 34:44
  Yes, land pirates. Famous land pirates.
• 34:48
  The pirates known to. Attack on land.
• 34:50
  There, there are the pirates on the lava rivers.
• 34:52
  Oh really? But you know.
• 34:56
  You know, I bet they're called pirates.
• 34:58
  Pirates, yeah. Well, they're just pirates, but
• 35:01
  it's spelled Pyre. Ah, pirates, pirates, so good
• 35:06
  And and Trish turns to on and goes to on.
• 35:10
  I didn't want to tell you this, but I heard that there actually
• 35:14
  were pirates kind of further, further West of here.
• 35:18
  So I don't know if they're heading this way.
• 35:21
  I really hope not, but there are pirates.
• 35:25
  Ah, incredible to hear. Did you hear that models
• 35:29
  pirates? Well, let's, let's see what
• 35:31
  you've got. Bo, do you want to?
• 35:34
  Yes, Ollie. Oh Bo, is that your real name
• 35:36
  now? Yeah, you can.
• 35:37
  You can call me Bo. OK Bo, I am Tahan and Benin, who
• 35:42
  are you? Yeah, I'm, I'm Bon.
• 35:45
  OK, I'm Tahan. OK, babe, who are you?
• 35:48
  I'm Abe and and this is Bunty, not David.
• 35:51
  OK great. Saying babe felt really weird
• 35:54
  when my girlfriend was on board. I know I heard you say babe to
• 35:57
  her and I thought you were talking to me, but that didn't
• 35:59
  make a lot of sense. See, this is really confusing
• 36:02
  and I'm glad we got your real names.
• 36:04
  All right, Abe and Bunty, I am Todd and it's very nice to meet.
• 36:08
  You. It is nice to meet you, lady.
• 36:11
  It's not polite to just say lady.
• 36:13
  She said her name like 6 times. It is nice to meet you.
• 36:17
  There you go. There you go, buddy.
• 36:18
  All right, all right, first first rule of sword fighting.
• 36:22
  So so swords, swords got like these these parts to them.
• 36:25
  Some of them are sharp, some of them are like flat and you're
• 36:28
  like you're trying to hit them with like the sharp, the sharp
• 36:30
  side, not the flat side. Sometimes you might.
• 36:32
  Think well, do you want to use the wooden practice swords that
• 36:36
  I have? Yeah, I guess, yeah.
• 36:38
  Sure. OK.
• 36:40
  Well, that way we don't accidentally cut each other, no?
• 36:43
  That's fair, yeah. OK so she brings out 2 wooden
• 36:47
  practice swords and hands one to you and I guess let's see who
• 36:52
  gets the re hits first I. Have a feeling she's going to be
• 36:56
  so much better than me anyway. Let's say five hits.
• 37:00
  Let's say let's whoever gets the five hits first.
• 37:02
  So let's roll initiative. You're gonna go over there like
• 37:05
  I'm actually I'll, I'll, I'll go easy on you.
• 37:07
  You know, I, I as a professional gladiator and all, like I don't
• 37:11
  wanna. You're obviously new to it, so
• 37:13
  I'm not gonna I'm. Not gonna actually, I haven't
• 37:15
  really gotten into many fights, I just practice all day.
• 37:20
  Jesus. Yeah, well that, I mean, that's
• 37:23
  nothing compared to like just barely making it through like 3
• 37:27
  fights, but yeah. All right, Would you?
• 37:33
  It's a Nat one. Cool.
• 37:37
  All right, she is going to roll her first attack on you.
• 37:42
  Never, ever been more happy to roll in that one.
• 37:47
  The that's a dirty 20, so that's going to hit you once and the
• 37:51
  second attack because you're not going to.
• 37:52
  Take it cool out. Yeah, You know.
• 37:54
  And that's going to be in no, another dirty 20 to hit.
• 38:00
  So that'll hit you twice. Oh, OK, yes, you know, you're
• 38:03
  you're doing pretty good for for a beginner.
• 38:05
  Oh my God, come and fight to me, Bo.
• 38:08
  I got the 9 to hit in the first attack.
• 38:11
  That does not hit. And then that was a 15.
• 38:15
  Sorry, 14 with my offhand. A 14 does not hit OK Anything
• 38:21
  else? Yeah, you know, you're pretty.
• 38:22
  You're pretty good at this. Of course I'm not.
• 38:25
  Again, taking it easy on you. And then Bo loses a smile and
• 38:29
  gets like really locked in. OK.
• 38:33
  Is that the end of your turn to on certain?
• 38:34
  Yes, it is. OK to on rules for two attacks
• 38:37
  that is a 16 to hit on one of them and a 24 on the other.
• 38:46
  Yeah, both, both of those are going to hit.
• 38:48
  OK aha, she smacks you twice. Yeah, I mean again like the the,
• 38:55
  so the the thing balance, the balance is all thrown off.
• 38:57
  I know it is a wooden sword, it is not exactly what you're used
• 39:00
  to, but come and fight to me, Bo.
• 39:02
  Come hit me again, or hit me once.
• 39:05
  I you know, I'm you're, you're, you're really good for, for a
• 39:10
  big I don't want to. I don't want to.
• 39:11
  I'm going to, I'm going to it's really hot.
• 39:13
  I'm going to go take a nap. Oh, OK, Bo, I'm sorry if that
• 39:20
  wasn't exactly what you wanted. I was just excited to have
• 39:25
  someone on the ship to to to spar with but.
• 39:29
  No, no, I'm sorry. It's OK.
• 39:31
  You're really good. No, Bo, I think, Why don't I?
• 39:35
  Why don't I take a? Why don't I take a stab at this?
• 39:38
  OK, here's the wooden sword so we don't hurt each other.
• 39:41
  Don't want the sword, OK. And I just, and I just get in
• 39:44
  there with, with a kind of a, a, a martial arts stance.
• 39:48
  All right, roll initiative. So Nat 20.
• 39:52
  All right, Abe, you attack first.
• 39:54
  I'm going to hold my I'm just going to wait for her to attack.
• 39:58
  OK, she is going to roll to attack.
• 40:02
  She is. She rolls an 18 on one and a 19
• 40:05
  on the other. That hits you twice.
• 40:07
  I'm going to use my reaction. Is it to deflect a missile?
• 40:11
  It is. So you sidestep one, she hits
• 40:13
  you with one, and now it's your turn again.
• 40:16
  OK, I'm going to roll to touch her.
• 40:18
  That's my on our I'm not trying to punch, not throwing punches.
• 40:21
  I'm just trying to touch her with my palm.
• 40:23
  OK. That's a 23, and then I'm going
• 40:29
  to use my Flurry of Blows to get two more in.
• 40:33
  OK. That's also 23 hits and that's a
• 40:37
  24. OK, all three of them hid.
• 40:40
  OK so she touches me once and then I boom boom boom just palm
• 40:45
  wherever I can reach for the next 3.
• 40:48
  She turns to you and goes, you are good at fighting, let's do
• 40:52
  this. And she lunges and tries to
• 40:55
  tackle you to the ground. Oh, God.
• 40:59
  She's going to make the strength athletics, I think.
• 41:02
  And then you can. I think when you're a monk, you
• 41:04
  can use decks, right? Yeah, she rolls a Nat 20 on her
• 41:09
  strength to to pull you down to the ground.
• 41:15
  OK, as you start screaming, she backs up and goes let's let's
• 41:20
  stop this. I am so sorry.
• 41:21
  I I just, I thought we were playing around.
• 41:24
  On top of me like that. Then I scramble away from the
• 41:27
  fighting pit. It's just the deck of the boat.
• 41:31
  Yeah, just from where we were kind of like it's barring.
• 41:34
  Oh, Oh my God, I am so sorry. I didn't mean to to traumatize
• 41:38
  you. I, I heard about what happened.
• 41:40
  I just didn't. I'm so sorry.
• 41:42
  I I thought we were just playing around.
• 41:43
  It's, it's OK. It's not, it's not your fault.
• 41:45
  He's just head along there. Yeah, sorry, Todd.
• 41:48
  Sorry. That was just, that was a lot
• 41:50
  too soon. I shouldn't have.
• 41:53
  I shouldn't have gotten involved in the first place.
• 41:56
  I say, hey bro, why don't you? Why don't you go over your notes
• 41:58
  a little bit more for a little bit?
• 42:01
  I think you could use a chance to clear your head.
• 42:03
  Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a yeah.
• 42:05
  So as this is happening, the IT was already like dinner ish time
• 42:11
  and Taan turns and goes OK, well I'm just going to step into the
• 42:18
  kitchen real quick and and and start making us some dinner.
• 42:22
  If, if everyone's OK with that, she's like shaking from what
• 42:28
  happened with Abe. I, yeah, once again, I, I'm so
• 42:34
  sorry about this. I, I didn't mean to do this.
• 42:37
  And and I'll be back out in like 1/2 an hour or so.
• 42:40
  Yeah, thank you. Dinner sounds lovely.
• 42:42
  And she steps into the kitchen and you guys are on the deck
• 42:46
  right now. I feel the awkward silence and
• 42:48
  I'm like, I think this is the perfect time for a song and I'm
• 42:54
  going to take out the banjo and I'm going to spend like 3 solid
• 42:57
  minutes trying to tune it. And then I, I, I strum a chord
• 43:02
  and it's very clearly still out of tune.
• 43:05
  And so I just spend the next like 50 minutes to an hour
• 43:09
  trying to tune the banjo without knowing how to tune a banjo.
• 43:12
  At some point ON has stepped out and give her everyone their
• 43:15
  noodles and Bo is still on the deck trying to tune his banjo.
• 43:20
  Takes a bite of the noodles. Tunes the banjo.
• 43:22
  Takes a bite of the noodles. Tunes the banjo and Tom then
• 43:25
  gets everyone's bowls and brings it back to the kitchen.
• 43:28
  And Bo is still tuning the banjo.
• 43:30
  Yeah. And she comes back out and goes.
• 43:33
  So are you a musician? I could.
• 43:36
  I could hear all the noise you were making.
• 43:38
  Sorry. The music you were making.
• 43:40
  Well, yeah, I mean, I'm getting there just like have to get in
• 43:44
  the process tuning and everything, you know?
• 43:47
  Of course, oh man, if you know any sea shanties that would be
• 43:51
  incredible for our journey. Yeah, we'll get there.
• 43:54
  You know, just I pluck another. No.
• 43:57
  Oh, I don't know about that one. Cool.
• 44:01
  And as this is happening, Abe, you're going to roll me a
• 44:07
  perception check for Bunty, who is in the crow's nest.
• 44:10
  I. Can't believe we left Bunty up
• 44:13
  there with one eye. 19 I'm. 19 Bunty shouts down.
• 44:21
  Hey guys, guess what? What's up, Bunty?
• 44:25
  What? I I said guess.
• 44:29
  Something flew in your eye. No guess again.
• 44:33
  You're hungry. Did you finally beat your high
• 44:35
  score on the bunk it? Oh my God, I I was so locked in,
• 44:39
  I didn't even do it here. And he started taking out the
• 44:41
  bunk it and doing it, but that's not it.
• 44:45
  Wild guess. Is there somebody coming?
• 44:47
  Oh yeah, that's it. I see pirates.
• 44:50
  Oh, OK. Why did you make us guess if
• 44:53
  you? All right, all right, everyone
• 44:58
  roll initiative as this boat is starts approaching.
• 45:01
  We haven't taken a long rest yet, right?
• 45:03
  No, but you've taken a short rest.
• 45:06
  I'm going to use my ability to regain my all my key points.
• 45:12
  Incredible. Yeah, I got an unnatural 20.
• 45:15
  I got a six. I got a three, it's OK.
• 45:21
  OK, as Bunty is saying this because he kind of buried the
• 45:25
  lead a little bit, the pirate boat is quickly approaching.
• 45:30
  It is much, much larger than your boat, almost double the
• 45:35
  size in both length and height. Do you see on board six pirates
• 45:42
  and one guy who looks like a pirate captain and the pirate
• 45:46
  captain holds out a sword and goes all right boys, it is time.
• 45:52
  Oh and women, it is time to take the fire flow car on guard and
• 46:00
  the pirate captain is going to go first.
• 46:03
  He is on his ship at. Least they're equal opportunity
• 46:05
  pirates guys. Anyone can be a pirate.
• 46:09
  He takes out a pistol and what takes takes a shot at everyone.
• 46:17
  Just give me a pure luck check. Just roll AD 20.
• 46:21
  Oh, and we had, we'd taken a short rest, correct, you said,
• 46:23
  you mentioned OK. 17. 15. 5. OK, takes a shot at Abe then.
• 46:29
  Oh no. Wait, how far away is he?
• 46:31
  He is about 90 feet away, so he's going to roll with
• 46:35
  disadvantage. OK, cool.
• 46:37
  So on the first attack an 11 does not hit and on the second
• 46:43
  attack 20 does hit I assume. Yeah, going to use my reaction.
• 46:49
  Great, so he is going to roll damage and you are going to roll
• 46:52
  to see if you can reduce it. He rolls 19 piercing damage as
• 46:58
  the bullet shoots through your shoulder.
• 47:01
  And I rolled a 19 OK. So, so damage is reduced to
• 47:05
  zero, Yeah. Do you want to attempt to send
• 47:08
  it back? Sure.
• 47:10
  What is the range that you can send it back also?
• 47:14
  Within 60 feet. OK, he is not within 60 feet of
• 47:16
  you. Damn I thought we were going to
• 47:18
  get a literal PO I. Know I was.
• 47:20
  Situation. I was thinking, Charlie, like,
• 47:22
  because you're on the boat too. Charlie, you've brought up Kung
• 47:25
  Fu Panda multiple Times Now. I mean, OK, your point is?
• 47:30
  So he attempts to make the shot. He he does make the shot, but
• 47:35
  you're able to dodge out of the way as the bullet whizzes past
• 47:39
  you and the pirate captain turns to the rest of the pirates and
• 47:42
  goes. Just get past them and get the
• 47:45
  fire flow core. Ignore all the loot, ignore the
• 47:48
  people, grab it and go. Does every boat that's on the
• 47:50
  lava river have a fire flow core?
• 47:53
  Yes, but his boat is also much taller than yours.
• 47:56
  Just letting you know. OK, so he is going to turn to
• 47:59
  you Abe and goes. Well.
• 48:03
  I feel like you want to be a pirate mate.
• 48:06
  I feel like you are unsatisfied with your life and give me a
• 48:11
  wisdom saving throw. What the heck?
• 48:13
  No I'm not. This guy's projecting big time.
• 48:17
  Actually, actually, I lied. The distance is too far.
• 48:19
  So he's not going to do that. He's just going to stay at the
• 48:22
  top of his boat. And he says that to you because
• 48:24
  I think you want to be a pirate. No.
• 48:29
  And Abe, it's your turn. OK.
• 48:31
  So they're all 90 feet away from you right now.
• 48:33
  Are Tahan and trash like on the deck now?
• 48:36
  Yeah. So trash.
• 48:37
  Trash is still at the at the wheel and Tahan is on the deck.
• 48:41
  The boats I would say are 10 feet apart in like distance from
• 48:46
  width and their boat is much higher than yours.
• 48:49
  So distance wise it's 90 feet diagonally.
• 48:52
  The gloves trash can you? Can you get me the gloves?
• 48:57
  I'm steering the ship, so probably not.
• 48:59
  Where are they? They're in.
• 49:03
  They're in the the the Bedroom. I'm going to dash to their
• 49:05
  bedroom. OK, you run down to their
• 49:08
  bedroom and and grab the gloves. I assume that's going to be
• 49:12
  going down the stairs and everything.
• 49:14
  That's going to take 40 feet of movement.
• 49:16
  OK so I'm going to do my full my full dash so I should have 90.
• 49:19
  So you spent, you spent 40 feet. You get to their bedroom and get
• 49:22
  the gloves. Yeah, and I run back up to the
• 49:25
  deck. Great.
• 49:25
  So that's 80 feet of movement. I'm going for their core.
• 49:28
  I'm going to start moving towards the boat.
• 49:31
  So you start moving towards. So you're at the edge of this
• 49:34
  boat right now? Yeah.
• 49:35
  Abe, there's lava. So your turn ends and now it's
• 49:41
  the pirates turns. 6 of the pirates are going to make DEX
• 49:45
  checks to swing over on onto your boat.
• 49:49
  They get to do it with advantage because they are much higher
• 49:52
  than you guys. From 90 feet away.
• 49:54
  Yeah, it's 90. It's like up.
• 49:56
  So they have the rope. They're only 10 feet distance
• 49:59
  wise between the two boats. So they can, they drop the rope,
• 50:02
  they can swing down to you guys. I see we must have been so
• 50:08
  distracted for us to. Realize.
• 50:10
  That they work on a so late. A.
• 50:13
  Massive shit. It's Bunty's fanfare.
• 50:15
  I was. Playing Barking.
• 50:17
  Oh also I guess Bunty is I guess kind of more eye level with them
• 50:22
  if he wants to use his blowgun. Oh, that's good.
• 50:26
  OK, wait, hold on, let me do that first before they invade us
• 50:29
  and roll the net one, OK? Six of the however many pirates
• 50:36
  are on that ship are able to swing down.
• 50:39
  They land right around all of where you guys are because you
• 50:44
  guys are kind of on the deck on the center of the ship.
• 50:46
  All of them have gloves, the same ones that Abe just grabbed
• 50:50
  and they run past you guys. Abe, you used your reaction so
• 50:53
  you can't use it anymore. Yeah, Bo and Bon and Tahan, if
• 50:57
  you guys want to use your reaction to make an attack on a
• 51:01
  pirates. So there are 6 pirates.
• 51:03
  I'll say you guys can attack different pirates as they run
• 51:05
  by. Sure, that is a six, so I assume
• 51:11
  that doesn't hit. That does not hit.
• 51:13
  I got an 11 to hit. That also does not hit, so
• 51:17
  Tahana hits one of them and does a fair bit of damage to that
• 51:22
  first one. And they all use their whole
• 51:26
  movement to run by, but they haven't made it all the way
• 51:30
  downstairs because they took some of their movement to swing
• 51:33
  over. So they're at like, I would
• 51:35
  imagine the top of the stairs before heading down.
• 51:38
  OK, It is to Anna's turn. She turns to you, Abe, and goes.
• 51:43
  Abe. I think that's a horrible idea
• 51:45
  because I don't know how many pirates are on that ship, but do
• 51:49
  what you got to do. It would be nice to have those
• 51:51
  gloves though if I need to protect the core.
• 51:53
  And then she runs after the pirates that are already on your
• 51:56
  ship and. Reaction to just throw the
• 51:58
  gloves at her. Are you abandoning your idea of
• 52:01
  scaling the? Ship.
• 52:01
  I'm not abandoning my idea, but I'm going to.
• 52:03
  I'm going to go for it RAW. OK, so you I guess, toss the
• 52:06
  gloves back to Ta'an. She puts them on and she goes to
• 52:11
  make two attacks. She hits on one of her attacks
• 52:14
  and she rolls some damage. One of the pirates is looking
• 52:21
  mighty hurt right now and the other five are looking totally
• 52:25
  fine. Bo, it is your turn.
• 52:28
  How far away are the pirates from me?
• 52:31
  They are probably 30 feet away from you at this point.
• 52:33
  What about the the one that got injured?
• 52:35
  He is also 30 feet away. All of them have just rushed
• 52:38
  right past you to the top of the stairs.
• 52:40
  OK. Is the injured one right next
• 52:42
  to? Tom Yeah.
• 52:44
  Then I will attack that one. OK, cool.
• 52:48
  Awesome. OK, there'll be a 21 to hit.
• 52:50
  Definitely hits. That'll be 16 damage.
• 52:56
  You kill this guy straight up. OK.
• 52:58
  And then am I still next to another one?
• 53:01
  Yeah, they're they're they're right now running in like a mass
• 53:04
  to get to the stairs. So you and to on are both within
• 53:07
  5 feet of another. Then I will just make another
• 53:11
  attack with my dagger on another one of them.
• 53:13
  Lovely. And that is, that'll be a 12 to
• 53:18
  hit. A12 does not hits.
• 53:20
  All right, and that's all. OK, you run up, you brutally
• 53:25
  stab one of them who just falls to the ground.
• 53:28
  But the other pirates don't seem phase.
• 53:30
  They turn and goes. Oy, one of our mateys.
• 53:33
  We seem to lose quite a few of them when we raid these ships.
• 53:37
  I'm just going to position myself and like if they keep
• 53:39
  running I can get an opportunity attack on them.
• 53:42
  Awesome. All right, Bon, it's your turn.
• 53:44
  All right, I am going to, I'm going to use Radiance of the
• 53:48
  Dawn and make them all roll Constitution saving throws.
• 53:54
  OK, so it is DC-14. What do they even have for CON
• 53:58
  saving throws? OK, just a + 1.
• 54:03
  Two of them succeed, three of them fail.
• 54:05
  OK. That is going to be 14 radiant
• 54:10
  damage on the failed and seven on success.
• 54:15
  Nice. So a burst of light flashes out
• 54:18
  in front of me and kind of sears them all a little bit.
• 54:22
  They sizzle. And then I think I I'm going to
• 54:27
  use my bonus action to face step or misty step and get like in
• 54:33
  their way of getting downstairs. Awesome.
• 54:36
  OK. Sounds great.
• 54:38
  Cool. That is the end of the order.
• 54:41
  It's the pirate captain's turn. He's just going to try to take
• 54:45
  another shot at Abe. Do they all look?
• 54:48
  Human and like, what do they? What do they look like?
• 54:51
  A variety. There's dwarves, there's a
• 54:53
  couple of widows, the captain is a human, there are some orcs as
• 54:58
  well. And that's all you see right
• 55:00
  now. You don't know what's inside the
• 55:02
  boats. Yeah, with disadvantage that is
• 55:07
  a 19 to hit. I'm going to use my reaction
• 55:10
  because it does hit. Cool.
• 55:12
  So that's going to be 18 damage. Or 2022 damage.
• 55:18
  So you take 4 piercing damage. OK and you know what I forgot
• 55:24
  last time, which is totally fine, is that he gets multi
• 55:27
  attack so he gets to make a second attack so he's going to
• 55:29
  shoot at you again. That is going to be 17.
• 55:34
  Does the 17. Hit that, Is my AC OK?
• 55:36
  So he's going to roll and that is 14 piercing damage as she
• 55:41
  shoots through your shoulder. OK, so you get shot through the
• 55:45
  shoulder twice. You're still standing, but you
• 55:49
  pretty much bleeding out of your bullet wounds.
• 55:51
  All right, it is your turn. I'm man, I'm shaking.
• 55:56
  I'm looking at the boat though. Does it look like there are any
• 55:59
  portholes or like windows or anything on the side of the
• 56:03
  ship? That you can grasp onto.
• 56:06
  That I could possibly breakthrough.
• 56:08
  Roll me in. Intelligence.
• 56:10
  Check. Just straight intelligence.
• 56:14
  It's a 19. These are like reinforced glass
• 56:18
  breaking through it. You're going to have to reach
• 56:21
  through a damaged threshold to actually get into it.
• 56:24
  There are a couple of portholes windows that have glass through
• 56:28
  them so you can attempt to kind of like jump on and like monkey
• 56:33
  on to them and and punch it. But I think I'm abandoning my
• 56:36
  plan at this point. I'm going to use my movement to
• 56:42
  get down to our core as fast as possible, so I'm going to use my
• 56:46
  dash. Actually, before I do that, is
• 56:48
  there anyone who's within 10 feet of the edge of our boat?
• 56:52
  No, they are all like where the stairs are.
• 56:55
  OK, I'm going to. I'm going to run for the stairs.
• 56:58
  OK, are you going to try to run past the pirates?
• 57:00
  I think the first one I'm going to use my charger feet on, so
• 57:03
  I'm going to build up speed and run into the first one that I
• 57:06
  can reach. Cool, so pirate #2 this is like
• 57:09
  a large orc woman maybe? OK so I'm going to move towards
• 57:15
  that orc attack with non lethal damage and use my charger to
• 57:19
  push her 10 feet away. That's going to be a 20 to hit.
• 57:24
  Definitely hits. OK, I did five points of damage
• 57:29
  and pushed her 10 feet. Awesome, so she slides across
• 57:31
  the deck. And then I'm going to use my
• 57:34
  bonus action to spend a key point and activate Arms of
• 57:37
  Astral Self. So if there's anyone within 10
• 57:39
  feet of me, they have to make a deck saving throw or take damage
• 57:43
  equal to two times my martial arts die.
• 57:46
  Incredible. Okay, there are three orcs or
• 57:49
  three pirates used to me 1723 and an 11.
• 57:55
  I believe 2 succeed and one doesn't.
• 57:57
  Okay, cool, so how much damage that?
• 58:01
  It's going to be 8 damage. Cool, so the one that you pushed
• 58:05
  and the one that you just damaged right now are both
• 58:09
  looking pretty hurt and then the other three are still looking
• 58:13
  pretty sturdy. It is the pirates turns.
• 58:16
  They are going to take attacks of opportunity from both Bo Taan
• 58:24
  and Bon Abe. You already used your reaction.
• 58:27
  Did Bunty wanna go also? Yeah, OK, I'm gonna shoot at the
• 58:30
  captain again. I hate let's.
• 58:35
  Go Bunty. OK, let me see what I can do.
• 58:38
  Bunty kills the captain. My God.
• 58:41
  Even with disadvantage I hit by the way guys really cool.
• 58:45
  Damn, okay Bunty. Wow, Bunty.
• 58:47
  Okay, so. That's three piercing damage,
• 58:50
  the pirate captain. And he's dead right?
• 58:53
  Yeah, let me see. Three more, three more poison
• 58:57
  damage and he's got to make DC-10 Constitution saving
• 59:02
  through. Well, it's not AD 20.
• 59:04
  OK, Yeah, he he passes, Yeah. No.
• 59:07
  But barely if I told you that he hit exactly A10.
• 59:10
  That was so close guys. I saw him getting poisoned and
• 59:13
  then he resisted. OK, great.
• 59:15
  Now the five remaining pirates are going to try to make their
• 59:19
  way down the stairs to On. Bo and Bon can all take a tax of
• 59:24
  opportunities if they want. Can I attack one that hasn't
• 59:27
  been hurt yet but is still within 5 feet of like Dahan?
• 59:32
  They have all been hurt. Oh, OK.
• 59:35
  One that isn't as hurt as the two that you mentioned, I guess.
• 59:38
  Yes, you can hit one that isn't as hurt as the two.
• 59:43
  It's going to be an 18 for me. An 18 hits. 15. 15 hits.
• 59:48
  And I think we've had this conversation before, but I'm not
• 59:50
  sure. Can I use sneak attack on an
• 59:54
  opportunity attack since it's not on my turn?
• 59:57
  I I'm talking about something I read that said you can use it in
• 1:00:02
  opportunity attacks because it specifies you can use it once
• 1:00:06
  per turn, but an opportunity attack happens on a different
• 1:00:09
  turn from your own, whereas a round.
• 1:00:11
  If it said once per round, then I would only be able to use it
• 1:00:15
  one time during the initiative. There's a turn is one person's
• 1:00:20
  turn within a round. Yeah, OK.
• 1:00:22
  Yeah, you can use sneak attack on it.
• 1:00:24
  Cool. That's gonna be 8 bludgeoning
• 1:00:27
  damage and two lightning damage. OK, so 8 bludgeoning damage and
• 1:00:31
  two lightning damage. Were you going for one that was
• 1:00:33
  pretty hurt, the same one that Ta'an did, or a separate one, or
• 1:00:36
  what? Yeah, let's go for one that's
• 1:00:37
  pretty hurt. OK cool, you totally kill 1.
• 1:00:41
  And I'm going to do 14 damage. The one that you hit is, I would
• 1:00:45
  say, pretty hurt right now though.
• 1:00:47
  So Bond, describe how you killed this pirate.
• 1:00:52
  Yeah, I'm standing at the bottom of the stairs and this is
• 1:00:54
  probably the first one that runs down.
• 1:00:56
  I just pull out my Mace and ready to up just crack it across
• 1:01:02
  the head with a spark flying as the lightning damage hits.
• 1:01:07
  Incredible. Yeah.
• 1:01:08
  You hit this pirate like into the wall, so their head kind of
• 1:01:13
  smashes against the wall and the lightning shocks them and
• 1:01:15
  they're dead instantly. And that's probably 5 feet of
• 1:01:19
  difficult terrain there at the bottom.
• 1:01:21
  Of the. It's always fun to fight people
• 1:01:25
  that you don't really have to worry about killing as much.
• 1:01:27
  Yeah, so they make it to the bottom of the stairs and they
• 1:01:34
  can't use their dash action because the the door is closed.
• 1:01:39
  So they're going to try to break down the door.
• 1:01:41
  Right now the door is locked and closed because you told her to
• 1:01:44
  keep Bunty out. Thank God.
• 1:01:46
  I was going to ask if that was going to come into effect.
• 1:01:51
  The two of them try to knock the door down and are unable to get
• 1:01:54
  their shoulders to it. The other two working together
• 1:01:57
  are able to push the door in and it splinters to the ground and
• 1:02:01
  now they are in front of the kitchen but unable to move any
• 1:02:05
  further. All right, it is to ONS turn and
• 1:02:08
  she goes. Guys, this is going to be real
• 1:02:11
  bad. I thought this was going to be
• 1:02:12
  fun. You guys are incredible
• 1:02:14
  fighters. Bond that was terrifying.
• 1:02:17
  All right, let's get a boys. And she runs down the stairs and
• 1:02:20
  starts to stab through one of them.
• 1:02:23
  She rolls 2 attacks. She misses on one, but she gets
• 1:02:26
  a Nat 20 on the other. So we'll take it.
• 1:02:30
  Oh, actually, she kills that one and she stabs through them twice
• 1:02:34
  in the same hole in their body and she goes.
• 1:02:36
  I have impeccable. Aim.
• 1:02:41
  Aim. I'm not that smart, but I am
• 1:02:44
  adventurous. And.
• 1:02:46
  Grins. I love Todd all.
• 1:02:49
  Right, Bo, it is your turn. All right, you said there are
• 1:02:52
  three left now. There are three left, yeah.
• 1:02:55
  OK, once again I would like to attack one of them that is
• 1:02:58
  within 5 feet of somebody. Fantastic you can totally do.
• 1:03:02
  That and preferably the one that looks healthiest.
• 1:03:05
  Healthiest. OK, cool, sounds good.
• 1:03:07
  That's just like dorvish woman. All right.
• 1:03:11
  I don't know about this one. That's going to be a 13 to hit.
• 1:03:14
  A 13 does not hit. Yeah, all right, I'll go with my
• 1:03:17
  dagger. Not one unfortunate.
• 1:03:21
  Unfortunate. All right, So you go to stab
• 1:03:24
  her, she's like, she's short, she's towards the ground, she's
• 1:03:26
  kind of dodging out of the way. OK, then I guess I will use my
• 1:03:30
  bonus action to dash back towards the door so that I'll be
• 1:03:33
  in the way of anybody who's trying to run out of the room.
• 1:03:36
  OK, fantastic. So you dash backwards.
• 1:03:39
  They are going to make opportunity attacks on you.
• 1:03:43
  Oh, in that case, now I'll stay where I am.
• 1:03:46
  How many am I right next to right now?
• 1:03:48
  They're like all huddled up, so you're within all three of the
• 1:03:51
  alive ones right now. OK.
• 1:03:52
  Then. In that case, I'll stay where I
• 1:03:54
  am so I can get opportunity attacks on them.
• 1:03:56
  Cool. All right, Bon, it is your turn.
• 1:03:58
  You're at the bottom of the stairs, so you're probably only
• 1:04:01
  like 15 feet away from them. Had such a missed opportunity
• 1:04:04
  here, I'll tell you what I would have done.
• 1:04:06
  I would have cast gust of wind and made it so that they
• 1:04:09
  couldn't get down the stairs. Missed opportunity.
• 1:04:13
  You could do that on the way on their way back out if they.
• 1:04:16
  I could, but if they've already got the core then it's a huge
• 1:04:18
  problem. All right, I am going to just
• 1:04:23
  use my Radiance of the Dawn again, since, you know, we're
• 1:04:28
  dealing with actually how fucked up there are three left.
• 1:04:31
  How fucked up are they looking? Two of them are looking pretty
• 1:04:33
  healthy, 1 is just gotten bloodied so just below half.
• 1:04:40
  OK, yeah, I'm going to use Radiance of the Dawn again.
• 1:04:42
  So they all have to make Wisdom saving throws again.
• 1:04:44
  DC-14. How many times can you use this?
• 1:04:46
  It's so goaded. I can use my channel divinities
• 1:04:50
  to do it so I have two per day they recharge on a short rest.
• 1:04:54
  Incredible. Short rests are really, really
• 1:04:57
  great. I'm going to start having to put
• 1:04:58
  more things between each short rest.
• 1:05:01
  Two of them passes, one of them fails.
• 1:05:04
  OK, that is 13 again, sorry, 14 again.
• 1:05:08
  So 14 on the fail, 7 on the save.
• 1:05:11
  One of them is like at death's door like he is, he is hanging
• 1:05:16
  around. He's he's just fading in and out
• 1:05:20
  and he's looking real, real bad. I am going to go kind of walk up
• 1:05:26
  to them and engage them as well, OK, So that if they try to focus
• 1:05:29
  on something else like taking out the core, I can get an
• 1:05:32
  opportunity to attack. Great.
• 1:05:33
  All right, it is the pirates captain's turn.
• 1:05:36
  Abe, you're at the top of the stairs also correct?
• 1:05:39
  Yes. Pirate captain is going to swing
• 1:05:44
  over onto your ship and he is going to turn to you matey.
• 1:05:49
  I know you want to be a pirate and.
• 1:05:52
  Keep saying that. He is going to shoot his pistol
• 1:06:00
  at you twice, no longer with disadvantage, and she's on the
• 1:06:03
  boat with you. One's a 26 and one's a dirty 20,
• 1:06:06
  so they're both going to hit. Yeah, I'm going to use my
• 1:06:08
  reaction for one. Cool, I'll roll damage for one
• 1:06:11
  of them. Three 10s on my.
• 1:06:14
  OK, so how much is the total? He rolls 11 damage.
• 1:06:16
  Yeah, I reduced it to 0. OK cool, now you can throw it
• 1:06:19
  back at him if you want cuz he's within 30 feet.
• 1:06:22
  Yep, I'm gonna do exactly that. So then use a key point and send
• 1:06:26
  that back to him. Nice.
• 1:06:28
  It's two sixes +4, so that is 16 damage.
• 1:06:33
  They do have to make a deck saving.
• 1:06:34
  Through or take damage. OK, do you know what your DC is?
• 1:06:36
  It's 13. 13 He needs a six or higher on the die.
• 1:06:40
  He gets a 12 on the die, so 19 passes.
• 1:06:44
  All right, so he's not going to take any damage from that, but
• 1:06:46
  mark down that you used a key point or a focus point.
• 1:06:50
  OK, cool. He is going to make his second
• 1:06:53
  attack on you. Oh no, he he sorry, he already
• 1:06:55
  made his second attack. He just has to roll damage on
• 1:06:57
  it. That is going to be 18 piercing
• 1:07:01
  damage. Jesus, dude.
• 1:07:03
  I'm down. Abe is down and he goes, oh, I
• 1:07:06
  matey, I was supposed to try to persuade him to be a a pirate.
• 1:07:11
  Oh, crap. He's just standing on the deck
• 1:07:15
  and he can't see anyone. Oh, actually, he can see Trash,
• 1:07:20
  who at this time has been very steadily holding the boat
• 1:07:24
  forward. Bunty is too far up.
• 1:07:26
  He can't he can't reach Bunty. So he goes, you arc woman, you
• 1:07:32
  would like to be a pirate's maidie wouldn't you?
• 1:07:36
  And he has something called captains charm.
• 1:07:39
  They have to succeed on a wisdom saving throw or on a failure.
• 1:07:42
  The target has the charmed condition until the start of the
• 1:07:44
  pirates next turn. While you have the charmed
• 1:07:46
  condition you experience the following effects.
• 1:07:49
  You can't attack the charmer or target the Charmer with any
• 1:07:52
  damaging abilities or magical effects and social advantage.
• 1:07:55
  The charmer has advantage on any ability checks to interact with
• 1:07:58
  you socially. Actually, Avni, I think you're
• 1:08:00
  mistaken. It's Captain Crunch and Lucky
• 1:08:03
  Charms. Those are two different serials.
• 1:08:06
  Captain Charms isn't a thing. All right, so actually I'll have
• 1:08:10
  one of you roll a Wisdom saving throw for trash.
• 1:08:14
  Sure. Does she have her own modifier?
• 1:08:16
  She has a + 0 to wisdom. OK, she's much more intelligence
• 1:08:20
  based. It's a 15.
• 1:08:22
  A-15 passes, Trash goes. Captain, Sir, I'm actually the
• 1:08:27
  captain of of my ship, so thank you.
• 1:08:31
  But I actually I don't want to be a pirate.
• 1:08:33
  Thank you though. And the captain goes, all right
• 1:08:37
  matey, I'll get you next time. This.
• 1:08:42
  Guy is Who is this wacky guy? He's can't be as hell Johnny
• 1:08:47
  Depp if he was evil in Pirates of the Caribbean.
• 1:08:50
  He's got, he's got a giant, a giant black captain's hat with
• 1:08:53
  like a red feather sticking out of it.
• 1:08:56
  His beard is like super patchy and he's he's pretty short.
• 1:09:02
  Eye patch. Yeah, he's got, of course he's
• 1:09:03
  got one eye patch. It's off to the side, the eye
• 1:09:06
  patch, because he has both eyes still, but he's kind of waiting
• 1:09:09
  until he loses an. Eye.
• 1:09:11
  It's a preemptive. Preemptive.
• 1:09:13
  It's pro, yeah, and not a peg like he's got a mechanical leg.
• 1:09:18
  Of course. And that's.
• 1:09:20
  That's kind of the style. What about a mechanical hook?
• 1:09:23
  No, no hook, but a mechanical parrot that is not like
• 1:09:26
  sentient. It just like looks like it was
• 1:09:28
  kind of for design like vibes based only.
• 1:09:31
  All right, Abe, make your death saving throw, as Bunty goes.
• 1:09:36
  I'm coming, Abe. I'm coming.
• 1:09:38
  And he starts crawling his way down, but he can't make it to
• 1:09:41
  you in one turn. So 13.
• 1:09:43
  Or 13 passes, so mark that down as one pass.
• 1:09:45
  Cool Bunty makes his way all the way down to the ground, but
• 1:09:50
  doesn't have enough movement to race over to you just yet.
• 1:09:53
  It's the pirates turns. One of the pirates is very close
• 1:09:57
  to death and instead is going to attack because realizes that if
• 1:10:03
  they run they're going to completely be slaughtered.
• 1:10:06
  So going to roll 2 attacks on Yubo.
• 1:10:10
  That is a 15 and a 19 to hit. I I'm going to cast shield.
• 1:10:16
  Incredible So. Neither of those are going to
• 1:10:19
  hit. Both of them would have hit but.
• 1:10:21
  Yes, incredible. This This pirate goes in with
• 1:10:25
  his dagger, just goes and dinks off of your magical shield as
• 1:10:28
  you put it up in front of you. Unfortunately, this.
• 1:10:32
  Means I lose my opportunity attack but.
• 1:10:34
  Hello. Yeah, the other two pirates are
• 1:10:37
  going to go run to on and bond. You can make your opportunity
• 1:10:42
  attacks. That is going to be 21 to hit.
• 1:10:45
  That hits to on misses. No to on.
• 1:10:49
  I was too excited about all of this happenings.
• 1:10:51
  I just killed a man. That's a ton of damage.
• 1:10:56
  That is going to be 8 bludgeoning and five lightning
• 1:10:59
  damage. Okay, that pirate is not looking
• 1:11:04
  well. You said they were going to run,
• 1:11:05
  Are they not trying to get the flame?
• 1:11:08
  No, they're running towards the core.
• 1:11:09
  Yeah, okay, they have to go past and go towards the core.
• 1:11:13
  Both of them are currently at the core, and because they
• 1:11:19
  didn't have to use a dash action this time, they don't care about
• 1:11:22
  the integrity of the core right now.
• 1:11:25
  So they're not going to try to like intelligent space, like
• 1:11:27
  remove it nicely. Both of them are going to make
• 1:11:29
  strength checks and each of them are going to pull out one of the
• 1:11:33
  wires. With all three wires connected,
• 1:11:36
  they have to roll a 17 to detach the first one.
• 1:11:39
  If they roll above a 17 on the first one, the next one becomes
• 1:11:42
  easier to pull apart and that's going to be a 15.
• 1:11:45
  So the first one, what is their strength modifier?
• 1:11:48
  The first one is unable to pull it out.
• 1:11:51
  So the second pirate that is going to pull it out also has to
• 1:11:54
  get above a 17. And this one gets a 19 on the
• 1:11:58
  die and pulls out one of the extensions on the fire flow
• 1:12:04
  core. At the top of the round.
• 1:12:07
  The boat is going to start taking lava damage.
• 1:12:10
  It has a certain amount of hit points.
• 1:12:12
  So Ta'an is going to go no, no, my God, not the ship, Oh my God,
• 1:12:17
  and she runs in on her turn. Tom just realizes what's
• 1:12:21
  happening. Wait, they're going for the
• 1:12:24
  core? I didn't know this.
• 1:12:25
  OK and goes to attack. She actually has to attack the
• 1:12:32
  one that is still attacking Bo before she can get in and she
• 1:12:36
  kills that one completely and she runs all the way in and has
• 1:12:41
  used both of her attacks on the one on the outside because she
• 1:12:44
  missed on one of the attacks. So she's engaging with them.
• 1:12:47
  Bo, it is your turn. The one that was on you is dead
• 1:12:51
  right now. So it's just the two inside with
• 1:12:53
  the fire flow core. I'm going to throw my alchemist
• 1:12:56
  fire. I'm just kidding.
• 1:12:57
  I'm going to. I'll run up and attack the Which
• 1:13:04
  one looks more injured? There is a human man who looks
• 1:13:10
  pretty hurt and the one next to it is a dwarven man who's
• 1:13:14
  looking hurt but still OK, Not bloodied yet.
• 1:13:17
  And this is a weird question and so you don't have to answer, but
• 1:13:21
  how like do they both look equally capable of?
• 1:13:25
  Taking out they look equally capable.
• 1:13:26
  They look like they both have the pirate stat block minus
• 1:13:31
  minus some, minus the enthralling panache, because I
• 1:13:34
  thought that was less fun if all of them could enthrall people.
• 1:13:37
  I will attack the one that looks a little bit healthier.
• 1:13:42
  OK, cool. Go for it.
• 1:13:45
  Unfortunately, it's just a 13 to hit.
• 1:13:47
  A 13 does not hit. OK, then I attack again with my
• 1:13:50
  offhand and that'll be a 15 to hit.
• 1:13:55
  A-15 does hit roll your damage. It'll be 11 damage.
• 1:14:01
  OK, so you go for the one that is not as hurt.
• 1:14:05
  He is looking pretty hurt now. Cool.
• 1:14:08
  And that was with my my offhand because my main hand didn't hit
• 1:14:11
  so I kind of stuck him with the dagger after he deflected my
• 1:14:15
  first attack. Credible.
• 1:14:17
  Anything else on your turn, Bo? Of the my as my bonus action,
• 1:14:21
  can I cast mage hand and just have an invisible mage hand out
• 1:14:26
  and about that I could use later maybe?
• 1:14:28
  Sure. Cool.
• 1:14:29
  Does controlling? Does it require an action or
• 1:14:31
  bonus action? It requires a bonus action.
• 1:14:34
  Awesome Bon, it is your turn. I am gonna run up to the one who
• 1:14:39
  is less hurt and make an attack with my Mace.
• 1:14:42
  Incredible. Roll 10 hit.
• 1:14:44
  That is gonna be a 15 to hit. That hits.
• 1:14:47
  All right, I will roll damage. That is gonna be 5 damage. 2 of
• 1:14:55
  it is lightning. Great, he looks terribly hurt.
• 1:15:00
  Just bleeding. All right, I'm gonna use a bonus
• 1:15:05
  action to use Divine Smite and deal 2D8 more radiant damage.
• 1:15:11
  Incredible. So that is a six and A1.
• 1:15:17
  Great, as long as you as long as you hadn't rolled 2 ones, you
• 1:15:21
  were good. All right, describe how you use
• 1:15:25
  Divine Smite, I think maybe for the first time.
• 1:15:29
  I think this might be the second time I've used it but.
• 1:15:31
  Second time. I make my attack with my Mace
• 1:15:34
  and I run up and cracking across the chest and as I hit there's
• 1:15:38
  the spark of lightning and then a burst of light blue radiant
• 1:15:42
  light that emanates from it and pushes him back and sort of just
• 1:15:45
  knocks his body away from the core.
• 1:15:48
  Incredible. Anything else on your turn?
• 1:15:50
  No, that's all. OK, top of the round, the boat
• 1:15:53
  is going to take some damage. I want each of you to roll me AD
• 1:15:58
  10. 6. 81, yeah. 15 OK cool The boat starts burning up from the
• 1:16:07
  bottom and. Trash goes.
• 1:16:10
  We sunk our life savings into this and my sister helped us
• 1:16:13
  build this boat. Well, don't use the word sunk.
• 1:16:16
  Oh no, you're so. Right.
• 1:16:18
  You're like shouting and she's talking so quietly.
• 1:16:22
  Oh no guys, this is really bad. Focused on the wheel.
• 1:16:28
  It is the pirate captain's turn and he goes all right matey 1
• 1:16:33
  captain to another. I think this is a lost cause and
• 1:16:36
  starts going towards the stairs. He makes his way partly down the
• 1:16:40
  stairs, takes out his gun and everyone is within range.
• 1:16:45
  So he is going to go for Bond because he as he's making his
• 1:16:50
  way down the stairs, he sees Bond channel like radiant damage
• 1:16:55
  and smash one of his pirates to pieces.
• 1:16:57
  All right, he's going to make two attacks on you.
• 1:17:01
  That is going to be a 21 and an 11. 11 does not hit.
• 1:17:06
  Cool. All right, so the 21 you take 15
• 1:17:11
  piercing damage, all right, cool.
• 1:17:14
  And he is going to turn to you and goes, all right matey, don't
• 1:17:17
  you want to be a pirate? Why does he keep doing this to
• 1:17:21
  the people right after he shoots them?
• 1:17:24
  Because if he does it before, he can't shoot them.
• 1:17:28
  I have advantage against the charmed condition.
• 1:17:31
  Yes, as a drow, yes. All right, so roll Wisdom saving
• 1:17:34
  throw with advantage. You so cooked.
• 1:17:38
  There's no way. All right, we're good.
• 1:17:43
  That is going to be an 18th. And 18 passes and he goes.
• 1:17:47
  None of these mateys want to join my.
• 1:17:49
  Pirate ship. I mean I guess technically I've
• 1:17:51
  only been captain for like 3 days now since the other captain
• 1:17:55
  died. What still what I I I am pirate
• 1:17:59
  captain now. I mean, we lost a lot of people
• 1:18:01
  in the last Fire Flow Corps. We tried to take, but we took it
• 1:18:05
  and we sold it for lots of money.
• 1:18:08
  I say to him, you're far too whimsical for this life.
• 1:18:12
  Oh yes, I used to be an Acrobat and he just does a fault.
• 1:18:16
  That's awesome. Yeah, the circus was my life,
• 1:18:19
  but then the pirates came and took over my circus village, and
• 1:18:23
  now I've been here for the past five years.
• 1:18:26
  Learning to be. A pirates.
• 1:18:28
  Aha matey. Do you want to stop fighting?
• 1:18:31
  You seem like a really likable dude.
• 1:18:33
  I love the money that comes from stealing fire flow cores matey.
• 1:18:37
  Yeah, I guess you're not. All right, all right.
• 1:18:39
  Abe, it's your turn. Give me a death saving throw and
• 1:18:43
  then Bunty will be able to give you the potion.
• 1:18:47
  It's a four. A4 fail.
• 1:18:49
  That is one fail. It doesn't really matter because
• 1:18:52
  Bunty comes and is able to give you a potion of healing.
• 1:18:55
  He is going to heal you 410 HP. Nice, so you're back up Abe.
• 1:19:01
  So that was your whole turn? Yep it is the pirates turns.
• 1:19:06
  Now there is only one pirate left and he is going to attempt
• 1:19:12
  to steal the core. So he just needs to get a 15 on
• 1:19:16
  the die. He gets a 19 on the die.
• 1:19:21
  The second extension on the fire floor core has been taken out.
• 1:19:26
  Avenue what ability does it look like it it needs to be placed
• 1:19:29
  back in intelligence or. Intelligence.
• 1:19:32
  Yeah, all right. It is to ONS turn at this point.
• 1:19:35
  She's freaking out my core. Why did no one tell me that this
• 1:19:39
  is what they were after and takes 2 attacks?
• 1:19:42
  You were here. I wasn't paying attention.
• 1:19:45
  Literally threw you the gloves. Literally abandoned by plan.
• 1:19:51
  She misses on both attacks are old A2 and a three.
• 1:19:54
  This is real bad guys. All right, Bo, it is your turn.
• 1:19:58
  OK, there's just the one guy left there's.
• 1:20:00
  Just the one guy left, and of course the pirate captain who's
• 1:20:04
  on the stairs. OK then I'm going to attack the
• 1:20:07
  pirate that is fucking with the core and that's a natural one
• 1:20:12
  for my short sword. I've been rolling like dog shit
• 1:20:15
  today so then I'll attack with my dagger and that'll be a 15 to
• 1:20:22
  hit. A 15 hits.
• 1:20:25
  It'll be 7 damage. You killed this last pirate.
• 1:20:30
  Anything else you want to do? The pirate captain is about 30
• 1:20:33
  feet away on the stairs. I would like to use my bonus
• 1:20:36
  action to command my my mage hand to steal the parrot from
• 1:20:41
  his shoulder. Incredible.
• 1:20:43
  Do you have the mage hand stat block?
• 1:20:45
  I just use it. I can use it to make dexterity
• 1:20:47
  like sleight of hand checks at a distance.
• 1:20:50
  Incredible. All right, go snatch it.
• 1:20:53
  Damn it, it'll be A7. Maybe you can not take my
• 1:20:59
  parrot. His name is Pollywog.
• 1:21:02
  That's my parrot's name. Your parrot can be named
• 1:21:08
  something different. Mine is named Pollywog.
• 1:21:11
  I have dibs on the parrot. Everyone OK?
• 1:21:14
  OK, OK. Only if you can kill me.
• 1:21:18
  All right, Bond, It's your turn. All right?
• 1:21:20
  Me and those. Yeah.
• 1:21:21
  Sorry. I'm gonna grab a pair of gloves.
• 1:21:26
  Off of 1 of the pirates, yeah. Yeah, and try to put one of the
• 1:21:29
  cores back in. OK, so there's two unplugged
• 1:21:32
  give me intelligence check DC-15.
• 1:21:35
  Can I use guidance? Yeah, you can use guidance on
• 1:21:38
  yourself. Intelligence check or
• 1:21:39
  intelligence save? Just to check.
• 1:21:43
  That is gonna be an 11. An 11.
• 1:21:45
  You attempt to put it back in, but you're not entirely sure how
• 1:21:50
  it fits into this wall right now.
• 1:21:52
  Any bonus action or movement. I will cast spiritual weapon as
• 1:21:55
  a bonus action and create a floating spectral Mace and make
• 1:22:00
  an attack on him as part of the spell.
• 1:22:03
  So it is going to be a range spell or a melee spell attack
• 1:22:08
  which gets +6. So that is going to be a 15 to
• 1:22:14
  hit. 15 does not hit. Shit.
• 1:22:16
  All right, well, that was my turn.
• 1:22:19
  Awesome. The weapon remains there.
• 1:22:21
  Incredible. All right, top of the round,
• 1:22:24
  each of you roll 2 D 10s. Total of 11.
• 1:22:29
  Total of 4. I'm very sorry guys.
• 1:22:33
  It's going to be a total of 20. Oh my God.
• 1:22:37
  C2 Tens. This is the best rolling I've
• 1:22:39
  done all day. Fuck me.
• 1:22:42
  And it's the one that fucks us. Yeah.
• 1:22:44
  OK, the ship is now at half of its HP.
• 1:22:49
  OK, the ship is bloodied. The ship is bloodied and does
• 1:22:54
  not look good. If you can't get this fire flow
• 1:22:58
  core, it'll sink in the next like 2 rounds or so.
• 1:23:02
  Can I use like free speech to just shout at the the captain
• 1:23:07
  over there? I say at this rate, with the
• 1:23:10
  boat sinking, I don't even think you'll be able to get the core
• 1:23:12
  off. What's the point?
• 1:23:13
  He thinks for a little bit. And I'm going to use my free
• 1:23:17
  speech. You know what?
• 1:23:20
  You know what? I'm tired of people trying to
• 1:23:22
  kill me. Who cares if he sinks and dies?
• 1:23:24
  Come here. He's learned so much in his
• 1:23:29
  death, hasn't he? OK so the captain is going to
• 1:23:32
  roll just straight intelligence to see if he should retreat or
• 1:23:36
  not. Haha you are right I will
• 1:23:40
  retreat but not before. Matey, do you want to be a
• 1:23:44
  pirate with me? And he turns to Beau.
• 1:23:46
  Give me a wisdom saving girl. This is so.
• 1:23:53
  Ridiculous. He just goes around asking
• 1:23:54
  everybody if they want to be fired.
• 1:23:56
  He's the worst fire captain ever.
• 1:23:57
  Actually like like what? What do pirates do all day?
• 1:24:00
  Like what? What is?
• 1:24:01
  What is it like being a pirate I guess is my question.
• 1:24:04
  We steal we have so much money. I'm going to upgrade this ship
• 1:24:08
  next chance I get. I have stolen 1 fire flow core
• 1:24:11
  under my captain ship leadership and it was 1000 gold pieces.
• 1:24:18
  Interesting, interesting. So you say you steal.
• 1:24:21
  Yes. Do you want to join?
• 1:24:23
  I mean, I do like stealing. Frankly, we haven't done a lot
• 1:24:25
  of stealing as a group. I got to look at these guys.
• 1:24:29
  Yeah. Yeah, that sounds pretty good.
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  I rolled A4. Great.
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  On your turn, take out the last thing of the fire flow core and
• 1:24:36
  run with me. And he is going to roll
• 1:24:39
  persuasion with advantage. Yeah, that sounds like one of
• 1:24:42
  those gloves, though. Sounds like a great idea.
• 1:24:44
  I think I'll, I'll do that. Yeah.
• 1:24:47
  If you had to turn to everybody else, I'm like, guys, it's so
• 1:24:49
  simple. Let's just be pirates.
• 1:24:52
  And he's going to roll in 18 on his charisma and I guess you
• 1:24:58
  roll in insight check. 14. OK, yeah, you'd think that you
• 1:25:05
  could. You should probably take out the
• 1:25:06
  last, put on some gloves, take out the last one, and then head
• 1:25:09
  over with the pirate captain. Guys, guys, don't worry.
• 1:25:12
  Let's just destroy this core and get out of here.
• 1:25:14
  He's going to use the rest of his movement to get back on the
• 1:25:17
  deck, and he has to. Is he would have to get by me at
• 1:25:21
  that point. Absolutely, so you can roll an
• 1:25:24
  attack of Opportunity on him if you'd like.
• 1:25:27
  Does the spiritual weapon do anything if he tries to move or.
• 1:25:29
  Yeah. Does the spiritual weapon get a
• 1:25:31
  hack attack of opportunity? I don't think so.
• 1:25:32
  I think I I have to use a bonus action to make it do something
• 1:25:36
  so. Not 20, double the damage dice,
• 1:25:42
  right? Yep, a 15 damage.
• 1:25:45
  So as he comes up, I no longer have my spectral arms activated
• 1:25:48
  because they they disappeared when I went down.
• 1:25:50
  And I'm just going to he comes up and I just start punching him
• 1:25:54
  and I start saying you, you don't know what's after death.
• 1:25:57
  There's nothing. There's nothing.
• 1:26:00
  It's horrific and you're going. To That is why I'm leaving MIDI.
• 1:26:03
  That's why I'm leaving MIDI. And he takes the one punch from
• 1:26:07
  you and continues his way to the edge of the boat.
• 1:26:11
  That is the end of his turn, Abe.
• 1:26:14
  It is your turn. He's getting ready to flee.
• 1:26:17
  Yep, I'm I'm going after him. I think, I think I might shout
• 1:26:20
  to Abe. I say, Abe, we need help with
• 1:26:23
  the core. The whole ship is going to sink.
• 1:26:25
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:26:27
  Let him go. Abe, I need help pulling out the
• 1:26:30
  last connection on the core. What?
• 1:26:33
  Yeah. Could you help me with that and
• 1:26:35
  that? Kind of snaps me out the way
• 1:26:36
  that. Like, I really didn't want to do
• 1:26:38
  it, but the way the pirate guy put it, it makes a lot of sense,
• 1:26:41
  so I'm gonna do that, yeah. OK.
• 1:26:43
  And I'm gonna, I'm gonna run down.
• 1:26:45
  OK. You can get there with your
• 1:26:47
  movements. Yeah.
• 1:26:48
  And if you want to try to put one of them back in, I need an
• 1:26:52
  intelligence check. Nice, that's a 19.
• 1:26:57
  A 19, you get one of them back in.
• 1:27:00
  OK all right, there are no more pirates left to on turns to you
• 1:27:04
  guys and goes. All right, I think I can get one
• 1:27:07
  of them in too. Don't worry about it.
• 1:27:09
  She's got no intelligence. All right, I can't get one of
• 1:27:13
  them back, but don't worry, we will get it next time.
• 1:27:17
  All right, Bo, you want to unplug one of them?
• 1:27:19
  I still do, yeah. Give me a strength check.
• 1:27:22
  Is his charm condition based on a concentration speller?
• 1:27:25
  No. That's a great question.
• 1:27:26
  Because he took damage. It's until the start of Pirate
• 1:27:29
  Captains next turn. Gotcha.
• 1:27:31
  Can I use warding flame to give him disadvantage?
• 1:27:36
  What is the wording of wording flame?
• 1:27:38
  Is it attack the? Wording is that it is on an
• 1:27:41
  attack, but the way it's worded is it says you can use a
• 1:27:43
  reaction imposed disadvantage causing light to flare on their
• 1:27:46
  eyes. If it says attack, then I'm
• 1:27:49
  going to rule no. All right, cool.
• 1:27:51
  All right, Bo, give me a strength check.
• 1:27:54
  You need to get 15. 15 Well, good news is strength is -1 bad
• 1:28:01
  news is I've been rolling bad all day, so it stands to reason
• 1:28:04
  that this is the one roll I'm going to do well on.
• 1:28:07
  And I got a six on the die, so there's going to be a five
• 1:28:08
  overall. All right, Bo, you.
• 1:28:10
  You put on some gloves and you reach over and you cannot get it
• 1:28:14
  out and you feel really disappointed.
• 1:28:16
  I'm sorry guys, I let you down. All right, Bond, it's your turn.
• 1:28:21
  Can I wait until somebody else can help me and try to do it?
• 1:28:26
  Nah, Abe's going to go. We're going to get a bunch of
• 1:28:28
  shots at this potentially, so I think this is worth it.
• 1:28:31
  All right, I'm going to use guidance again and just try to
• 1:28:33
  get it back in. You said DC-17.
• 1:28:36
  DC-17 to get this one back in. OK, no, that is A5.
• 1:28:41
  OK, so Bond, you're trying to put it back in as well as you
• 1:28:44
  just really can't figure out where it goes.
• 1:28:47
  Everyone give me AD 10 rule. It's the top of the round boats
• 1:28:50
  taking damage. Just one this time, right?
• 1:28:52
  Yeah, just one. It's an 8.
• 1:28:56
  It's a 7 for me. It's a nine.
• 1:28:59
  Oh my God. All right.
• 1:29:02
  Boats not looking very good. All right, it's the pirate
• 1:29:06
  captain's turn. So Bo, that means you're out of
• 1:29:09
  your hold your charm condition right now.
• 1:29:12
  And the pirate captain, you can't see him.
• 1:29:14
  You can't hear him. There is.
• 1:29:15
  What happens is that one of the pirates from the ship above
• 1:29:18
  drops a rope and he starts climbing and he goes, all right,
• 1:29:21
  maybe he's, maybe next time I'll see you and you'll see me and
• 1:29:25
  we'll see each other. What was?
• 1:29:27
  What was your name? Oh, I was just about to say, you
• 1:29:30
  have not seen the last of Captain Scallywag.
• 1:29:35
  And he climbs. On Pollywog.
• 1:29:38
  That's why she's named Pollywog. Not not because of Pokémon this.
• 1:29:42
  Guy, I have never seen that. Abe, it's pirate.
• 1:29:47
  Captain's gone. The boat is going to start to
• 1:29:48
  move away. Abe, it is your turn.
• 1:29:51
  Yeah, if you want to do an intelligence check.
• 1:29:54
  Nat 20. Abe, you gave up revenge on the
• 1:29:59
  pirate captain to come down here and help your friends.
• 1:30:02
  And it seemingly was the the best idea you could have had
• 1:30:06
  because if not, the boat only had 26 hit points left.
• 1:30:10
  And you plug in the last of the extensions on the fire flow core
• 1:30:15
  and the boat steadies itself. And that's where we're going to
• 1:30:18
  end our session. Oh.
• 1:30:20
  Damn, oh man. I was going to ask Bo for his
• 1:30:22
  alchemist fire and toss it at their ship.
• 1:30:25
  I feel like the ships are pretty.
• 1:30:26
  What happens next? Time pervious to heat, so.
• 1:30:28
  Yeah, I feel like that wouldn't work at all with the with the
• 1:30:31
  fire flow core. I'd also isn't it like 90 feet
• 1:30:35
  up so. Yeah, yeah, 90 feet up to get to
• 1:30:38
  the deck, you have to really launch that thing all the way up
• 1:30:40
  there. Guess what, the way you describe
• 1:30:42
  the fire flow core it would just make the whole ship like half a
• 1:30:45
  degree warmer but. Yeah, anyways, that was a good
• 1:30:51
  battle against the pirates. And do not worry because Captain
• 1:30:54
  Scallywag will see you next time when you take the lava rivers.
• 1:30:59
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• 1:31:05
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• 1:31:20
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