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#408 We Don't DRINK FABLOUSO the same W/ Johnny Roque · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  that's how we're gonna start the show, and I repeat that every thirty minutes.
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  Joining me. Across from me is my toxic co host, who I
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  did some shopping with yesterday. It's see, I bought most every about everything's
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  area was just there, Dya Romen, All right, Roben. I did
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  contribute on the gift though we weren't half on the gift, so some mondey
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  did get spent. But yes, we went on a little fucking date.
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  Okay, it was. I felt kind of gay at one point we were
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  in did you call it a date? I didn't give me a second because
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  at one point we were at bet Bat and Beyond. We were bet Bat
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  and Beyond. I was putting on Battle body Works, Bad and body Works
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  whatever. We were there and I was putting on some lotion and some girl
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  looked at me and then looked at he's on and she's like, who's the
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  top? I was reading her mind, dog, because he's always buying a
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  bunch of like family shit, you know, because that's the spot dog for
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  your answer. Thas you know, they gotta smell good, so you go
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  to bed bad and beyond. I'm there. I left the second the second
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  I saw that view, you gonna saw me? Why'd you leave? Dog?
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  I'm like, bro, like it's bad and beyond? What's next?
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  Victoria's secret? Like, where are we going at it? One probably was
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  dog. You thought, oh, he would be on top and people know
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  he would be on top. Shut up, No, I the top over
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  here, that's left. That's why I left the spot to assure him that
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  I'm the top. Dog. Tomsn't. Tom's don't go into everybody bottom and
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  everybody at that store, dude that like this guy takes him to pound down.
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  The lasting was supposed to be the bottom. That bath and bottom they
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  have. They have sky stuff and ship works. By the way, it's
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  it's it's I don't know if it's gay guy stuff, but it's guy stuff.
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  But joining us also too. U is the one and only funny Johnny
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  Roke. Everybody Q google it unseearchable. Did you run over your food?
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  Dude? Man, No, because this food runs like he got he's athletic,
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  he can like you know how I know. But when I post post
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  up, I'm like, hey, I ran fucking six miles today, on
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  the treadmill. Like people don't believe that ship for ship, but when this
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  does it like for they believe because he has the body for it, Like
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  I just have the lungs for it. Can run? You can you run?
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  You because you you run, not back, but you you're a long
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  run. No, I can best believe I can run this like probably the
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  same good amount of distance. It's just that he's like he's he's slipper bro
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  I got I've been running since I was in middle school, Like, did
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  you run? L A? Know? I haven't done run l A.
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  I want to do the marathon. I'm trying to find sponsors for the marathon.
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  Sponsor me ill run the marathon and have your company on my shirt.
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  NASCAR event, Hey, can we can we we don't smoke the same podcast
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  sponsor. Yeah, you never smoked through the marathon. No, I need
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  you toye. Maybe at the end. Propan does have sports. We do
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  have propen sports, so I can definitely don't forget. We sponsored an m
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  M A fighter. Yeah, at one point we had a we don't smoke,
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  this ain't sponsored card nameless because because there was there was that was a
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  domestic beauty damn was practicing choke hold that home. Yeah, dog, they
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  were working out on the cage, so he's to come here, bitch.
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  I feel bad, but I'm a sensitive man, So you tell me.
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  I see a jock go down a little bit. I'm like, nice,
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  but that ship is crazy. You ever been in like an apartment or something
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  like that where you hear somebody get their ass beat? Bro, I said
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  this story not too long ago. Remember at my prompt uh for prom?
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  You know how you always get a hotel with you in high school? Still
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  talking about prom? Like for real? There we're like thirty, bro,
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  Like, I didn't peak a high I didn't peak a high school, but
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  I did got get nominated to be a fucking prom king. That's pretty tired.
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  That's pretty tired, hot prom court, that's court. Why do you
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  think we don't forget it? Dog? No King and clans clown beach because
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  you had a small you had a small school already, Well there wasn't that
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  much competition. He's on, I had all the retardles. I was the
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  only one nice to them. Was like, what's up? And I didn't
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  know continuations clad homecoming Yeah yeah right, homecomings and continuation schools when your dad's
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  getting out of jail. George was in my class, George says that joke.
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  He's like, I was a valedictorian in my continuation school. I was
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  like, you fucking George. It works for him though, because it's believable
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  because it happened. Yeah, I could see because he's smart. He's a
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  really so he's a pretty smart trollo. But in jail, like at the
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  end of the day, it wasn't for sports, he would have never graduated.
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  He says it too. Cholo's retired food. They looked like elbows and
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  knees, like like what they share their head, like if they don't take
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  care of the scalp in their head. They look like bro like like because
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  like a healthy fucking bald food looks like Joe Rogan like a thumb. Yeah,
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  like a healthy ball food like looks like a tomb like like a thumb.
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  But then you start looking like a roll, like my elbow, like
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  if Tommy shaved his head thumb, dude, Tommy. I said this before
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  when I called Tommy up the other dyes, because without a hair, bro,
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  this food looks like a rock. Bro Like one of those rocks you
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  find out the volcanic stones. Why, but not the pretty ones like the
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  ones that hardened some ship, you know what I mean, the ones that
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  look like they're a definition to heartburd Broea, it looks like clay. Yeah,
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  like like clay figures made by a retarded person. No, like a
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  person with Parkinson made this clay figure. Bro. You like, yeah,
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  Like, I don't know what kind of kind of shaved shaved head you you
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  would have because you you you could have one of those Tommy Pickles dent.
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  I've never I've never shaved my head, dog, my dad's spice shaving it.
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  Shaving your head is not legal in the PCE of house dog because now
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  you're a tolo. Yeah dog. You know what pisses me off, bro,
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  is that my parents grew with that same logic. Bro, It is
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  real logic. It's real logic. Game banger, And I wanted to cut
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  my hair ball when I was younger, right, cousins were doing it exactly
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  because we're what what were they? My cousin is me no game exactly,
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  dog point proving. But then I was like, and then change and then
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  now and then now bro, like now that I'm older, bro, like
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  you know, and then now that I have to shave my head, they
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  got no problem with it. And I put on a pendleton. Still look
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  like I belong on the set on What's Sprinkiking on the show. Yeah there's
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  a difference, Broo. Yeah, but there's a difference if you can grow
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  hair and you want to be bald. That's the trollo. Yeah, because
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  you gott look look at look at you. You got great hair. Dog.
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  But when I shaved my head, I look like a trollo. I
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  get hit. The cops stopped me. Dude. I was riding my bike
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  and a cop pulled me over. You know what though, Yeah, because
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  if you shave your head and you and you shave the mustache and everything,
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  you do like one of those fools that like to sell yourself, you can
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  look like one of those fools will tell you some tweak like like like he
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  like you don't do, but he just sell the funk out of it.
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  Bro I'm scared today that shave my head. I can't out at the King
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  Taco and off garvy and money. I think the thing that helped, the
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  thing that helps like when you're when you're bald, and then like for somebody
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  like me, it's like the beard bro, because like all of a sudden,
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  I become Armenian. No, I can't imagine, like like bro,
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  like, what's you do this ship dude? My friend? Yeah, I
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  can't imagine had three bros. Yeah, dude, imagine if you had a
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  shave your head and your beard. You look so weird. Oh I dude,
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  I like growing up Bobby Hill. Oh no, you know what you
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  know? I look like the healthier that I would look like the healthier version
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  of all like the funny fat influencer fools that do like nostal you look like,
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  dude, is actually exactly I would. I would. I would.
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  I would look like I related to do no like the healthier do you can
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  show up to do No, you can show up the pound. Don't heard
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  all the replacement, just getting ten more pounds and you're good. Dog show
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  with the Pro club brand new Pro Club. Dude, honestly those dog those
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  part two. I went, dude, and I saw that picking the shirt
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  off without without his shirt off, and then I went into the mirror took
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  my shirt off. I was like, yeah, oh man, I was
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  like, I'm fitter, I'm fatter. I wonder if fat chicks do that,
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  dog. They see a hot chick on this and then they literally go
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  in there and they like, it's a it's a fat syndrome thing for Shure,
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  it's bodies is morphia. Yeah, like if you're like if you've been
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  fat all your life? Bro like bro like like even like the biggest the
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  one I just hated myself when I was like three fifteen. Bro, I
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  fucking like that ship scarred me so much. Dog that Like, Bro,
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  if you go up even two pounds, you start fucking chugging water, start
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  fucking relaxatims, you start sucking everything. I feel bad freezing. I never
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  I finally noticed this because I went to the mall for the first time with
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  him, and he's traumatized. We went to this like kind of like designer
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  store and he's like, they don't got two extra three X. I'm not
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  even going in and I'm but I never said three X bag you no,
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  no, no, but here I did to get extra baby like I didn't
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  hear like tw kissed me loose, but he asshole no. But it was
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  a real designer. He knew that there was no Excel, like even Excel
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  is pushing a dog like and he was right. Why and we went in
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  there. Sheep died because of this and this little fucking little a little I
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  shouldn't know because it was a Japanese mall too. I shouldn't know nothing,
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  not even the fucking jewelry. When I went to Japano, I did feel
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  like God's in the shopping bro. The only thing they fucking had ship to
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  Phibby was like shoe stores. Damn. Like, I'm glad I took all
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  my own clothes because there's no shopping for fucking yourself. And in Japan,
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  I was like, I was like over here, I was hitting up my
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  skinny friends. I was like, zero, this fits you wrong, this
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  fits you, Ray, this fits you by the way, Ray didn't.
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  Yeah, he didn't bring me nothing about flush Like that's nice, thank cute,
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  Thank you dude. The gift and now I know who. I'm buying
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  a fleshtight for Johnny Rookie. You got a gift coming there, reviewing too,
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  probably like Tony Rookie with the fleshlight news. I put a dent in
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  it for nothing. Up for those Japanese flesh lights. They do, they'll
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  make you look so like So I have an American, he's have an American
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  flashlight, and then I have a Japanese flash light when I want to feel
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  big fucking Japanese fleshlight. Yeah, it's dog. I don't even pull lose
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  if I flesh light. He put in work more than you. You know,
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  I'll try that man, Dude, he's married, Davin. I've tried
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  it with the girl. I've tried to flesh out with the girl. Put
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  it in another show, you guys, makes no sense, you guys.
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  Fucking Chinese finger trapped it. I fingered it and then I fingered her,
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  and I was like, Okay, I see, I see where we're going
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  better, though, I gotta give it to practicing in three something moves.
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  Yeah, I remember one time when I was little. You know, it's
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  Chinese finger tramped. Somebody got me for that and I freaked out. I
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  fucking ripped it, like because I was like they thought it was I was
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  gonna get a kick out of it, and I got freaked out of it.
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  They're trying to steal me thet me. Yeah, like I was like,
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  you freaked out. That ship is not a children's toy. That sh
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  it's like a fucking dick about it. Bro, If you have all five
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  in your finger trap and then you put it someone else your Damn. That
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  ship's a fucking a lot of things that are that aren't supposed to be toys
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  in the nineties that were Wiji board and somebody a boy, the Wigi board
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  and my pop up, an old one from like nineteen eighty seven. I'm
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  like, you want all the ghosts from them? Yeah, at least buy
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  a new one with new ship, you know, like a clean slate one.
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  Damn all the ghosts. It's like fucking the chicken. Only fans are
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  like Pornhub, Like you just want that. You want a brand new one.
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  You can, you know, but you can. Like the more cloud,
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  the more cloud they have. It's like, oh, dude, if
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  you date somebody and they've been a no jumper, ran through, ran through,
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  he ran through it. Yeah, ran through for sure, But those
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  moves come on, the experience, come on. They're not gotting that perfection
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  day one. Why you're still using a flesh light, says the guy who's
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  like growing after every month. To be fair, they don't you because of
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  you. I just feel they just leave because it can't put up with you.
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  But it's a hard life, not in a bad fucking way. But
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  it's just like Er is one of those fools that he just kind of does
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  what he wants, like you played by the rules if things are going great,
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  but like but it's just like I'm like when this one gets tired of
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  it, Like I don't know, I just don't have it in me to
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  just want to purposely like especially when you're like so like after three months,
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  bro, you're just like, Man, I feel bad if I make this
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  pitch cry, you know what I mean, Like, like this fool's just
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  be like I didn't go pick up my Jordan's from the last one, didn't
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  pick him up because I don't want to pick him up, and then her
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  cry and then we're back together. Now I'm getting my dig socked, and
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  now I'm like, fuck, I don't want to because you get I get
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  it easy, bro, she she knows you. And they're super pretty too
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  usually well all the time. What am I talking about? Super pretty?
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  Fat ass? And I give in dog I'm there, and they dress up
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  good. You think I'm gonna pick up the Jordan's, She's gonna have no
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  makeup, ump, Bro showed me why it's gonna smell good in there.
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  Oh, Goodna leggs are gonna be shaved. Yeah, bro, hair's gonna
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  be wet. Just take a shower. I know what I'm saying myself.
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  I'm setting up a dude. Yeah, it's happened before you go in there
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  with these these like it's just gonna pick up the Jordans. The worst buy.
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  Some of the worst mistakes come off from picking up your own ship.
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  That's why you gotta plan a date right after when you're still mad, like
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  when you still has the black eye. Well no, no, like you
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  got you gotta go pick up Jordan right after. Oh, I gotta be
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  somewhere at like three, I gotta go. Oh that makes sense. You
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  gotta have something. You gotta have something planned to look forward. You know
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  how, you for sure, you know how you for sure break don't don't
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  get back together. If you show up with your side piece to pick up
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  the Jordans, man, that's brave, or you might get a threesome.
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  That's that's you think she'll burn the Jordans on site. Dude, you gotta
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  like like, you gotta be like my mama gave me those Jordans. Well
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  I'm black though, you ain't gonna believe brother, they give you blankets.
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  I have a tuple wordship from my mom. What's the worst? All right?
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  What's all right? List? Now that we're all Latino, what's the
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  worst Latino type of gifts that you've ever gotten? Or the gift or you
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  see swamp meat superhero toys, swam You're like, they got screws, Dude,
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  colors aren't even right, You're like, mom, Grandma, spider Man
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  is not blue and red and black and green, like he's just two colors.
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  Like it's just they had like power Rangers that don't look like uh like
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  legit power rangers that they had different signs. They have like animals in their
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  chests and ship. Yeah, they got the knock They got the shows that
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  didn't get seasoned. The wrestling toys too. I remember the fucking knockoff wrestling
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  toys and then what Chinese would do it extra because they give you a little
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  cheap ass ring with wrestlers that you never heard of or like they don't even
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  exist. Bro, it was like all fucking he Man and that wrestling ring.
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  Yeah, that was That's pretty bad. Swamy toys are pretty bad.
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  Don't be giving your kids swammy toys. Nless you have to say that now.
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  They said that you brought up a ring. So I got a ring
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  with the fucking little thing and thank you for flexing me. Yeah. Yeah,
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  so my dad bought me. I bought me Kurt Angle bought me Ed
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  Hardy, and then I had a couple other ones and then I wanted the
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  ring, right, but I was like a ring and then like he's on
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  said, I wanted the one that had the noise and it would rumble,
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  you know, when they would lose, they would fly out the ring.
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  I wanted that one, but I was like, we're broke at the time.
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  Dog, But that was Mexican. This fool just built me a box
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  like out of wood and said there's the ring, and like he put like
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  it looked cool. He painted it like it wasn't like we made out of
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  wood. But I was like, I don't know what to say because at
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  that moment I knew like he tried, but it's that thing I was liked.
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  And I still remember it was like I had like strings around for like
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  the fucking oh he built you like like you know soccer thing that they build
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  you know how like they were a little marble and the cloudls. Yeah,
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  it was like got made out of wood. Because my babble was like I
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  can't make it. I can't make a angle and I can't build this fall
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  hardy like that's impossible, but a box for these fools to jump out of.
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  That was that sounds very I know. I didn't hate on it.
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  I was gonna say, like, that does not sound like that's when they
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  were Daddy loved you, you piece of ship. Like hating on it?
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  When did I say horrible? I know, but we're talking about like worst
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  gift he ever got. I was like, your dead port is harder to
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  this ship, Like that's what I was like. I wasn't here. I
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  was like yo, because I still was, and you know, as a
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  little kid, you're like, okay, well does it rumble? But it
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  was still pretty cool now and now that I look at it like as I'm
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  like, bro, but that went out of his way to fucking build me
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  a little makeup stage ring for my Yeah, So what was the worst gift
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  that you got? Bitch? I wasn't talking about the most HeartWare. Now
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  we know what. Now we know your family loved you. Yeah, dude,
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  fucking gated community for sure. For a Mexican he could have just bought
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  me a used ring from the swampy dude, it's my ship from the Swami.
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  Especially as a reseller. That shit is kind of hard, bro,
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  because there's by size are slick, bro, and like they'll tell you something.
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  They know it's broken or it is missing something, and like it it's
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  like sixty percent of the Swami, Like there's something wrong that you can't notice,
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  but they know, and then you notice when you get home. You
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  know, I've had that, but they know how long it's gonna last for.
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  Yeah, they're gonna fix it long enough. Oh here, No,
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  it's cool like those generators that you see, like that food that has all
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  them ships lined up. He knows and guess what two months from now,
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  he's not gonna be it, That's what I mean. No more, he's
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  gonna be scamming somebody else. Like it's crazy. You have to know your
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  ship to really know how to do it. But it's me the word skiff,
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  Bro. Were you like Richie rich No, you almost you almost bought
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  this fucking helmets for babies. Oh yeah, he's almost, but you know
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  how many retarded ship babies are meant for specific sizes? No, dude,
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  buying. Some baby babies have this smart feel of the head when they come
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  out of the vagina sometimes so sometimes they have that oh fucking face, so
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  they have to fucking have this like weird ass you baby UFC looking helmet and
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  you seen have you ever seen that helmet. It's like it's like to fucking
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  reshape their head to It's not for athletic babies. That's what I do to
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  that they were getting wrestle. It's not for extreme baby. Yeah no,
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  but this full season at the Swammy and he's like, oh, he's gotta
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  be expensive, so you almost buy these, but I think they're not men.
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  They have to be size your medical medical equipment, bro. You know
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  how much wheelchair goes with the Swami for those just are expensive. You can
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  sell a wheelchair at the Swami Bro. They give them away sometimes in crisis.
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  I've seen them. You can sell it though, and you can really
• 19:37
  really sell it at the Swami bro. Because like somebody like think about it,
• 19:41
  bro, like a lot of these people like you think about it.
• 19:44
  You're like, who's buying on my old clothes? It's not people here unless
• 19:47
  you have like some good designer clothes or people who know how to shot vintage.
• 19:48
  It's those sagotas. Bro. They take it to Mexico. Bro,
• 19:52
  they buy it two dollars. And that's where all your old ship goes from
• 19:55
  the Swami bro, all your own medical equipment. There's no Sayingoda and Menico.
• 19:57
  That's living out there wherever they filled cocoa at and fucking uh you know
• 20:02
  what I mean. Like she's out there in a wheelchair. That wheelchair came
• 20:04
  from America and she got it for fifty bucks. No, you're right.
• 20:08
  I remember my uncle that I had diabetes, that I told you that to
• 20:11
  cut off his leg. Well, this feel died, so his wheelchair.
• 20:15
  Obviously he didn't take still be you, he didn't. He didn't take it
• 20:18
  with him obviously, and it got it got left in my house and it
• 20:19
  was sitting there for like months. Bro. You know how you're like eighteen,
• 20:23
  Like you're like eighteen, you're like trying to find how to make money,
• 20:26
  and this wheelchair was just sitting there. So I put it on Craigslist.
• 20:29
  And I didn't even tell my parents. Shit so fast, but I
• 20:33
  told my parents once I held it on money to my mom, I put
• 20:36
  it on Creugs for three hundred bucks if I started, can I keep half?
• 20:38
  Mom's like, yeah, you're right, it's just sitting there. They
• 20:41
  came and picked it up and and the guy was like, bro, it's
• 20:45
  cheap. I I got you. Told my mom. I was like,
• 20:47
  hey, before you start cleaning up my grandma's room and donating all this shit
• 20:51
  to people that ain't gonna appreciate it here, I was like, let me
• 20:53
  go look through this vintage shit. I was like, I already no,
• 20:56
  like a big reason I collected a lot of shit to my grandma. Does
• 21:00
  she have broaches? Oh? Yeah, all that ship. I told my
• 21:03
  mom was like, you're not giving this away. I was like I don't
• 21:03
  care. I was like, I don't give a fuck if you don't like
• 21:07
  it. I was like, give it to me. I got a storage
• 21:08
  unit. I was like, let me put it in there. I was
• 21:11
  like, because I already know, dude. My grandma was like she was
• 21:14
  an asshole? How big she could have been an asshole with like you try
• 21:18
  to like trying to get over oder, so like she's like she she knows.
• 21:22
  She's like, you gonna give this a weight beach. I walk the
• 21:25
  border to fucking have this collection, Like I'm taking all that ship. How
• 21:29
  big storage? It's a little it's a little small one. But that's all
• 21:32
  I need. You know, they're expensive here and now yeah they are.
• 21:33
  Yea, what do you think I go to Belsia so much? Okay,
• 21:37
  I was wondering, Yeah, yeah, it's cheap though you go bowling afterwards,
• 21:42
  a huge bowling. Yeah you're boat. I suck at bowling. I
• 21:48
  got bold, but like I just I don't. I don't care because I'm
• 21:52
  like, oh man, I'm not gonna go bro, I got one who
• 21:55
  wants beer? That's my bowling. I picked it up as like because I
• 21:59
  get a dick to pro. No, not a pro, but like hustle
• 22:02
  people, I pretty much start Now I'm not like mister Munson. But I
• 22:08
  literally fucking got one bowling ball and I was like, let's go start playing.
• 22:12
  Then I fucking bought like this, like ten of them, ten of
• 22:15
  them. I had two by ten. The lady's husband died and like she
• 22:19
  wanted to get rid of him, and like she was a sweet old lady.
• 22:22
  So I was like, well, all right, you know, I'm
• 22:25
  like, dude, you're gonna be with your husband like two years, like
• 22:26
  you know, for nothing. She was like she was like you could tell
• 22:30
  she was a sad BRO was like she was nothing A good deal, yeah
• 22:33
  for sure, Like her daughter was there to oversize. She was like,
• 22:36
  make sure the money is real. And I was like, bitch, I
• 22:37
  drove two hours for these bowling balls. Just said make sure the balls are
• 22:41
  real? Yeah. Now, but you know I low key, you know
• 22:44
  I shot him out every time my bowl. I feel like he gives me
• 22:45
  a good look. He used to be a pro though. That dude used
• 22:48
  to be this black food with some big gass hands. Bro, God damn
• 22:53
  Bro, Like I'm over here. I was like, man, if he
• 22:56
  ever fucking slapped his wife, like you know, you know, that's why
• 23:00
  he's dead. She told me she started crying, and ship, I felt
• 23:04
  really bad. I got I got pretty good look with old people. Bro,
• 23:07
  they opened up to me, like the second she cried out, we
• 23:11
  are we taking twenty books? She did she did give she did give me
• 23:15
  the bowling ball rack though, yeah for free, because she was just like,
• 23:19
  no, she didn't get I like how you said she gave it to
• 23:22
  you for free? Why does she need it? Bro? Just all the
• 23:23
  bowling rats, all of the bolling balls, Like how she still had a
• 23:29
  few bulling balls and she was keeping that like she's like, yo, these
• 23:32
  were like all the strick off them. No, like I guess like they
• 23:36
  were like like she had like three. I don't know they meant some ship
• 23:38
  to her. Bro. Yeah, she's you don't know how to have sympathy
• 23:41
  for like this because you don't value relationships with women. Chicks a good to
• 23:48
  keep. Nothing that give him her pies? Oh yeah, yeah thats forever
• 23:56
  according to on, everyone has it. No we don't. You have her
• 23:59
  pies? No, well he just doesn't know it herpes. I check.
• 24:03
  I go routinely parenthood every few months for like the last if you've ever done
• 24:08
  it, open Mike, you got herpees from that mic? Dude? Oh
• 24:11
  no, Like I'm just saying, bro, like some of these foes are
• 24:15
  sleeping in cars and ship and asshole like you know what I mean? Like,
• 24:19
  bro, like, like the sense of a fucking open mic microphone is
• 24:23
  the worst thing you can fucking Yeah, I've talked about the worst mic I've
• 24:29
  ever smelled that I had to use. It was so bad, Bro.
• 24:32
  It was the one that ATC had all things comedy And I don't even want
• 24:36
  to say who's Yeah, before he got this one, a bunch of fools
• 24:38
  used the dog, but the lam fools used it. And that one's spinging
• 24:41
  into this mic and you can smell it. I would you can smell because
• 24:45
  they had to filter that little thing and everyone spits in it. And I
• 24:48
  like, you said, dude, Bro, I would have paid some one
• 24:52
  thousand bucks to look that ship. Got to get your teeth cleaning. Bro,
• 24:55
  you don't have to have the best teeth, but you gotta have the
• 24:56
  motherfucker scrub this ship out of your teeth and do something. You hear that
• 25:00
  Tommy got to share us now full back off every six months, so you
• 25:04
  gotta go Tommy. I know, straight up, dude's teeth mark on my
• 25:08
  ca on my mic. That fool came back and told me because I asked
• 25:11
  him. I was like, how's the teeth cleaning? Because it had been
• 25:14
  a while since I got mine and I forgot how good it feels. I
• 25:15
  told him. I was like, how's teeth cleaning? Like it was cool,
• 25:18
  It's like how your teeth feeling's like like normal? And I was like,
• 25:21
  don't lie for don't you feel sharp as fuck? I was like,
• 25:23
  I've been there. He's like, Bro, they're so sharp because they take
• 25:26
  all the cavity ship off and all the tar off. And I was just
• 25:29
  laughing. He didn't want to admit it, but I had. I had
• 25:30
  to tell him, like I've been there where they know three no, no,
• 25:33
  no no, But I'm pretty sure you met him. He looks like
• 25:37
  the dad from the Dinosaur series from Disney. Damn. Yeah, more from
• 25:42
  the face. He's not that big. Yeah, yeah, yo, Can
• 25:45
  you tell him what happened on the last GPS because you saw it, you
• 25:48
  saw yeah, Ray saw it too. All right, So those are you
• 25:52
  guys that watched George Burros Stories yesterday? I was watching the premiere after we
• 25:56
  gave you guys an episode here on this show. I don't know. George
• 26:00
  had this one guy who did, like Felipe, Jason Avocado, Jason Avocado
• 26:04
  that he knows how to sing right, and he and and and I don't
• 26:07
  know if he did this on purpose, but Tommy was there, and Tommy
• 26:11
  fucking got so fucking jealous, talk humbled, he got like he I guess
• 26:15
  he wasn't expecting somebody knew how to sing better than him, this guy sing,
• 26:19
  but like this guy fucking sang a del in front of him, and
• 26:22
  then there was no there was no corrido he could sing. There was gonna
• 26:25
  ship on him hitting them Adele notes, Bro and Tommy just could not contemplate
• 26:30
  this whole like he had a hard time eating it up. It's like that's
• 26:33
  yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like I coached sing on George for stories,
• 26:38
  not you, and it was probably it was. It was quite the
• 26:44
  beautiful thing to watch. It was probably more epic than watching him drink how
• 26:48
  many the seven Doctor Peppers peppers in one podcast? Yeah, he don't see
• 26:52
  this. I talk about this in the own believes it to you go to
• 26:55
  the podcast and witness this full just because you know you've been in Georgia's podcast.
• 27:00
  George. George is nice, right, he lets you, he lets
• 27:02
  you have snacks, beer, fridge, soda, whatever, and just drinking
• 27:07
  seven but he's full drink seven sodas in one sitting dog. Yeah, that's
• 27:11
  like just pier and zero and for roll ups and for roll ups and chalk
• 27:17
  and for ice cream and ice cream. Dog. That's like a dope fast
• 27:21
  sleepover. Yeah that do a white person at a white person sleepover? Dude
• 27:26
  at a white person sleepover. That's not just the regular sleepover. Did you
• 27:29
  have a good sleepovers? He's on My mom didn't let me sleep over but
• 27:33
  the year like I never I wasn't annot to sleepover other food's house. And
• 27:37
  I understand now, like my mom knew there was foods molest thing in their
• 27:38
  foods, like you know what I mean, but she would let some of
• 27:41
  homies sleep over my house. So how was that? Did your parents come
• 27:44
  through and get the peaks, get the axe, get the fucking the movie
• 27:48
  rental? Or was the Station two Domino's with pizza hut and like yeah,
• 27:52
  like fucking all night or they didn't You didn't have no bedtime and it was
• 27:56
  like this, mon, I'm just be quiet. I'd be like get tired,
• 28:00
  like after all the sugar that probably like on twelve or one. So
• 28:03
  like like, Bro, you're playing Lord of the Rings. They got four
• 28:06
  controllers and you're fucking up the whole kingdom. Like that game was pretty fucking
• 28:11
  epic. Bro. If anybody played that PlayStation two Lord of the Ring games,
• 28:15
  Like, Bro, like all right now I'm about to fucking unlock like
• 28:18
  a whole new me. Bro. I feel like I know you just got
• 28:19
  a p S five right before Christmas break you guys are going to podcast for
• 28:22
  a little till my girlfriend she got mad. I was prepared to be ignored
• 28:27
  if I was. She got like, you know, jokingly mad. Look
• 28:32
  being able to play four K blues listen if you're listening to this, block
• 28:34
  your ears. Block ears. But you got her a good get bed.
• 28:40
  Knowing her though, knowing her though she probably she probably would fucking give in
• 28:45
  and get involved. She's like, I want to play now too, But
• 28:47
  you can't be mad. You got a good gift. We went yesterday shopping
• 28:49
  and I was like, all right, he's on, all right, everyone
• 28:52
  got hooked up yesterday. I was like, where's my gift. He's like,
• 28:55
  you're right here for It's like, all right, all right, dog
• 28:59
  get. I was like, there's no ross in them all. Definitely not
• 29:03
  the one we went to. Your fucking asshole. It's like a nice ass
• 29:07
  one. Bro like something about Asian people dogs they take over ship, Bro,
• 29:12
  Like there's a reason you have Chinatown, little Tokyo and like wherever they
• 29:18
  live in neighborhoods. Bro, Like there's a reason they they take over everything
• 29:21
  because they know how they like to run ship. Like that mall is strictly
• 29:23
  Korean and Japanese, like the shops in Santa A Nita. You've been there,
• 29:30
  bro, Every fucking restaurant is Japanese Korean, which is great because it's
• 29:33
  great food. But I'm just like, yo, when these motherfuckers take over,
• 29:37
  they take over. Bro. Well, like it's just such a weird
• 29:40
  section on city. Yeah, it's just like one of those things like,
• 29:44
  oh no, that's Chinatown. It's a lot of Chinese people there, and
• 29:48
  then like you you can't rent out there. It's hard to rent. I
• 29:51
  try to. It's so fucking hard man like that, like they literally are
• 29:57
  looking for the perfect credit or alas Japanese last name. It's one of those
• 30:02
  like yeah, but like I think, like it's just a neighborhood, just
• 30:04
  like damn that like you go to like al Hambro's like that with like Vietnamese
• 30:10
  people. Ye, this hits me up. He's like, what hits me
• 30:18
  up? The Vietnamese people with the fucking saw me. There's a lot of
• 30:21
  them. But yeah, but that's why like Mexican neighborhoods are like right next
• 30:23
  to each other. But you know what, you know what the other option
• 30:27
  was. The other option was Ontario Mills. It was either fucking don't get
• 30:30
  shot and have a great time or get shot. You know when I when
• 30:33
  I said here, the next morning, I was like, doesn't it have
• 30:36
  a police station inside of it? I was like, any mall I needs
• 30:38
  to have a police station inside of it, Like it's not bad. Like
• 30:41
  that's how I knew Crenshaw was not a mall, even though I grew up,
• 30:45
  even though I fucking grew up Center. Yeah, even though yeah,
• 30:48
  that's a lot of times at that mall, that's a fucking place to catch
• 30:52
  a case. Bro, Like straight up, bro, Like I've I've grown
• 30:53
  up around Crenshaw all my fucking life. Bro, Like there's a recent there's
• 30:57
  a reason, fucking real estate people one of your bigg apartments in there,
• 31:00
  Like listen, nothing good comes out of this mall. A lot of fools
• 31:03
  have died here, like it's the wall, like there's no place Walmart is
• 31:08
  it the worst kind of shitholes. But for some reason, the walmarted Crenshaw
• 31:14
  was like we gotta leave, like they didn't last. They did not last
• 31:17
  like fucking like four years. The Walmart was like, we're out of here.
• 31:19
  Why would you open one there, I would open the shit. Dude,
• 31:22
  Walmart is able to operate at the most shittiest part of them in America.
• 31:25
  You mean to tell me that Grenshaw was too much for them to be
• 31:27
  like, Hey can't take this no more, gotta get out of here.
• 31:30
  Well, insurance aren't only cover so much. And then what you're just gonna
• 31:33
  take profits from fucking other cities. That's what you're doing is just to keep
• 31:37
  it open. You're probably just keeping it open, not profiting off of that.
• 31:41
  Yeah, it's kind of a good thing. Walmart like drives everyone out
• 31:44
  anyway, Like it's kind of weird, how Like, I don't know.
• 31:45
  Whenever you need actual police instead of security guards, you should be wary.
• 31:51
  Yeah, And they had a whole police department at that at that mall.
• 31:56
  You're been to that moment, Damn Nah. Okay, So the Crenshaw Alive,
• 32:00
  Crenshaw Mall before where he used to go into the Crenshaw Mall at the
• 32:06
  Seers right by the right next to the game stop. There used to be
• 32:09
  an entrance right there, but you're going to see it. And you used
• 32:12
  to always see a bunch of deputy cars and LAPD cars parked under there,
• 32:15
  and I would why that was a police department inside the mall right across the
• 32:21
  street from the food Action, Like literally, bro, and I always went.
• 32:23
  I was like when I was little, I'm like, damn, I
• 32:27
  feel safe here, Like this is great. But I didn't fucking know.
• 32:30
  I'm like, yo, I was like when Magic Johnson built the theater here,
• 32:32
  he knew us, he knew what's up? Bro? Like the Fat
• 32:36
  Burger, Yeah, I was like, it was fucking bad. Bro.
• 32:38
  Like, I don't think that police department is there no more. I don't
• 32:42
  even think that is that mall operating rate? How fat Burger is gone?
• 32:45
  No, but it is that mall operating I drive by it all the time.
• 32:49
  So there's stores in there. Yeah, I haven't been there in a
• 32:51
  long time, but it's still there doing that ship looks dead every time I
• 32:53
  drive by there. I mean, like I said, I haven't gone to
• 32:55
  them all for a while. BLM or whatever. Protest or maybe those fucking
• 33:00
  things ruined it. We were we were trying to get into some jewelry store.
• 33:04
  Oh yeah, dog, Like you're thinking more than looters, not to
• 33:10
  be, not to be of them? Yeah, looting, But I don't
• 33:15
  know, I do get what you're saying. But yeah, all these people
• 33:16
  that are going to stealing into retail stores. Yeah, we couldn't even get
• 33:20
  into like a one store like until these people were done fucking shopping. Like
• 33:23
  and I was just like, you have to wait out. You have to
• 33:25
  wait outside till they, like one person can literally attend you. There's no
• 33:29
  shopping around and seeing if you want to watch or not. It's like they
• 33:31
  have to look at you. And I saw that at Live at the marshalls,
• 33:37
  like these two people like just stole bags and bags of clothes. They
• 33:39
  just walked out right, and I felt bad because like the security guard,
• 33:43
  they don't stop them. They just watched that ship is you? So you
• 33:47
  see that happen before, like like Live Live, But like I walked down
• 33:51
  and I showed them my receipt just to show respect, you know, seeing
• 33:57
  I'm not a part of the problem. Man, I'm sorry. I would
• 34:00
  have been like he's on if you were younger, you were eighteen, not
• 34:04
  at the mall. You're at the mall and you see the no, no,
• 34:07
  you're not part of it, but you see them glue and nothing happens
• 34:10
  to them. You're telling me you're gonna pay for what you just wanted to
• 34:13
  buy. Yeah, you know why. You want to know why though,
• 34:15
  you want to know why you because I'm more scared of the consequences of my
• 34:20
  my mom and disappointing my family and just being like, look, man,
• 34:22
  you're a piece of shit. Oh yeah, you're so, you're gonna be
• 34:24
  come one of them. We crossed the border for you to fucking steal from
• 34:28
  TJ Max, you piece of shit. I respect the value of the game
• 34:30
  too much. I forget, Like I'm like someone in my ass fucking crack
• 34:35
  sweated day nine to five for me to buy this expective T shirt. Bro.
• 34:37
  Like I don't care, Bro, Like I like to live in Like
• 34:40
  maybe my IQ is a little bit higher than these fucking cockroaches fucking stealing out
• 34:45
  here bro and from trash and doing all that shit. Bro, But I
• 34:47
  just don't fucking I don't see that ship. Bro. Like my parents raised
• 34:51
  me a little bit better. That's why I'm like, I just feel like,
• 34:53
  like being a parent, bro is like you really got I feel like
• 34:57
  you gotta go through like a crash course before you become one, bro,
• 34:59
  because raising a human is most heart is an expensive Matt You got bro.
• 35:04
  I think the older I get, the more I prepare it. I feel
• 35:07
  like I know, definitely if I would have had a killder, I'm thirty
• 35:10
  six, Like, if I would have had a kid younger, I'm gonna
• 35:14
  be one of those old dads that just hurts his hand playing catch. I've
• 35:21
  just been taking follow the advice joys. I'm like, how do you handle
• 35:23
  it? But he was like, you fucking make her watch old Yeah,
• 35:28
  make and watch old shows. You fucking take it to some pasta y.
• 35:31
  Yeah. Let's be real though. It's a great time to be an older
• 35:35
  dad though, because what you don't need to play sports and just on the
• 35:37
  fucking iPad on the iPhone. You just gotta teach them like how to play
• 35:40
  video games. P. Five. It's not a good lot. But you
• 35:44
  got to look at the podcast. You got to look at Best Dog,
• 35:46
  because like it's what's the white people have been doing that since the twenties.
• 35:51
  Every every movie you've ever seen from nineteen twenties, like the Dude is like
• 35:54
  fifty two and the Wife is like thirty thirty twenty six. Trip he's reading
• 36:02
  the newspaper's old man stuff. Yeah, man, that's I don't know it
• 36:08
  is. It is kind of better to be an old parent, Like yeah,
• 36:10
  I guess because like then the game brod I think about like maybe not
• 36:14
  for a woman because like like a woman after a certain age, they're like
• 36:17
  goats, bro, they can die in childbirth. Yeah, it was more
• 36:21
  dangerous, that's true because the body takes on so much stress. But dude,
• 36:25
  I don't agenda. Remember the magienic you rip your asshole. That shit
• 36:29
  was crazy. And then the older you get, the less of a snap.
• 36:32
  Yeah. Yeah, and then the older you get the like less snap
• 36:37
  it has. Like if you get pregnant, and then you get pregnant and
• 36:40
  then you have a kid, you can snap back pretty back because you're eighteen
• 36:45
  nineteen, you have a kid, and you're fucking thirty seven forty almost,
• 36:50
  you're not coming back that snap that that that the rubber band you thought you
• 36:53
  had. That shit don't got that snap that it had back when you were
• 36:55
  eighteen. Like, well, the doctor, if anything happens, fix it
• 37:00
  up. They say they can't. They can definitely. It's just like okay,
• 37:05
  so you think when uh so you think when people transition, it looks
• 37:07
  it still looks good. I guess it don't looked like before. I will
• 37:10
  never look like it was supposed to. Yeah, that's not like in my
• 37:14
  search history. Man, I've never searched that either. Reconstructed vaginas. Ray,
• 37:22
  can you look that up for us? Turn on the TV. I
• 37:28
  don't really want to eat that flavor, so I'm not gonna taste that ice
• 37:30
  cream. Like when girls say keegels, I think kegles work. Thinks girls
• 37:36
  really? You think girls really there are kegling it up every fucking morning while
• 37:38
  they're at work at the office and emails keegling it up. You think girls
• 37:42
  heeling up. He's on. They're just they're emailing it up and they're like,
• 37:45
  don't forget the kegel, bitch, and the email her other bitch,
• 37:47
  Hey, bitch, don't forget to eat kegel before you send the Actually,
• 37:52
  she's keeking it up this morning of the homegirl fucking Quala puff. She's like,
• 37:57
  all right, we're gonna do our morning keegles. Won't sucking them?
• 38:00
  She was like she didn't. She was like trying not to cough hold it.
• 38:04
  Oh, And she was like, yeah, she's always doing like fun,
• 38:06
  that's funny. But though I'm pretty sure girls got a keyGo, yeah
• 38:10
  right now unless your first keyGo waking Bacon keego. I think we sho just
• 38:15
  started for them. Dude, Dude, Like when I when I look at
• 38:17
  Ship like that, when I'm just like, sometimes I look at like like,
• 38:21
  you know, she's the homegirl and Ship and she's like a stoner and
• 38:22
  everything, and I look and and and and I and I look at him.
• 38:27
  I look at all this fucking thing and I'm just like, bitch,
• 38:30
  how do you have this much energy? But then I look at it,
• 38:31
  I was like, she's a refugee from Ukraine. When you're running away from
• 38:38
  something and it's anymore, I don't, She's just but I'm just saying,
• 38:43
  when you come from running away for something, bro, like you go hard
• 38:45
  every fucking day. Yeah, you appreciate life again. Yeah, Like That's
• 38:49
  what I'm saying. So I'm just like, I'm like, like, I'm
• 38:52
  like, you know, like that theory of like, hey, sometimes a
• 38:54
  little hardship makes you fucking go harder, you know what i mean. Like
• 38:58
  the sun is brighter after a near death experience. Yeah, and I'm not
• 39:02
  burning around. She said this on The Green Thumb Show. If I'm not
• 39:05
  mistaken, right, Ray okay, thank you. So she said that she
• 39:08
  that she's a refugee from the Ukraine and a lot of people don't really know
• 39:12
  that ship, bro, And and I'm just like, yo, when I
• 39:15
  guess when you run away from from something like you know, as as fucking
• 39:19
  war like, because I look at her, I was like, she wakes
• 39:21
  up every day. She's like what it's like four am, got this new
• 39:24
  rig dif somebody said me, fucking we're gonna roll the blood guys, And
• 39:29
  I'm just like, damn. I guess like if I was dead and that
• 39:30
  was my only other option and then I'm over here, I get to smoke
• 39:32
  weed for a living, I would be super high. That's every immigrant.
• 39:36
  Why do you think Mexico come here and work hard? Because they're like damn,
• 39:37
  yeah, like have a job, okay, bro. But it's it's
• 39:40
  like you okay, but it's like you, bro, think about it,
• 39:43
  if you would have actually had to walk across the desert and I work hard.
• 39:45
  I know, I'm not not saying talking about I'm not listening, but
• 39:49
  I'm just saying, like you got here a little bit differently. You didn't
• 39:51
  really walk across the desert. But I feel like if you would have had
• 39:53
  to walk a little bit across the three. I can't walk at three.
• 39:57
  Dog. I ever had like a near death experience. I almost died in
• 40:00
  the car. I almost drowned as a kid, Like fuck, it wakes
• 40:06
  you up in a weird way, dude, like like I was like,
• 40:08
  just swim or like no chance, I just swimming, like I just slipped
• 40:13
  in the deep en. I slipped in the deepen, like I got further
• 40:16
  into it, slipped in, dude, Like the next day, I was
• 40:20
  like, man, if I would have died, I wouldn't have experience today
• 40:22
  like I had this weird you. I was like seven years old. Who
• 40:30
  saved you? My dad? He just picked me up out of the water.
• 40:32
  But I was like it was an inflatable pool. It was hard.
• 40:38
  I had one of those, but I don't remember it. That's the reason
• 40:40
  I don't get into the water, like because somebody pushed me in and then.
• 40:44
  But mine was in a car accident where I was like, oh shit,
• 40:46
  like I'm gonna probably die here, and coming back from holdeo like pitch
• 40:52
  black duck, I thought I was gonna die for sure, but yeah,
• 40:54
  that's just shit'll make you appreciate things a little bit like it did kind of
• 40:59
  like simmer me the fuck down, Like like I feel like that was one
• 41:04
  of the things where like my priorities changed and then I wasn't like all about
• 41:08
  like just trying to live like very fast. And I was like, you
• 41:12
  gotta, you gotta you gotta start a business. You gotta fucking get some
• 41:15
  structure. There needs to be some kind of routine here, like because this
• 41:19
  is this No, this is very it's very reckless. Mentality of thinking that
• 41:22
  you could do it all is what ended up taking you there, you know
• 41:24
  what I mean. So I was like after that, I structured everything,
• 41:28
  and I feel like that was the startup. But your death experience will make
• 41:30
  you fucking change up everything. That's what it made me, dude, Like
• 41:34
  I didn't have high and hungry structured like that. I wasn't making the merge.
• 41:37
  There was no drops, there was no fucking we gotta make content.
• 41:39
  We gotta do this, we gotta Yeah, I feel like that. I
• 41:43
  don't know, but I don't feel like you have to have in your dead
• 41:45
  experience to get your ship together. Though sometimes I'm like, for that person
• 41:50
  needs one, that person is almost all so they stopped doing cocaine. But
• 41:53
  yeah, that's what I want. I don't want to know how i'thing like
• 42:00
  can I scared? Like all right because me beat Devil's advocate, though,
• 42:05
  let me be Devil's advocate. People have near death experience trying to owe the
• 42:07
  skin roll all the time. They don't change. They fucking go buy another
• 42:12
  dot. They're like this is just good ship. Like like I'm stronger for
• 42:16
  Yeah, doesn't kill me, makes me stronger. You gotta have that moral
• 42:21
  will, bro. You gotta have that moral will. Would be like,
• 42:23
  I'm sick of this, bro, because I know people like I know girls,
• 42:27
  I know guys that both have been on drugs and they're just like they
• 42:30
  didn't change until either somebody came around in their life that they cared about to
• 42:36
  make them change. They had a kid, or like their family really put
• 42:38
  up a fight and they really got through. But like, you gotta have
• 42:40
  that moral will, bro, because otherwise and that's some people don't never change.
• 42:44
  You know. You know what trists me out, like when you see
• 42:46
  like real interventions and those people don't quit. Like when you have your whole
• 42:51
  family looking at me a little bit of crack. Yeah, like you have
• 42:52
  your whole family looking at you like, yeah, it's because I've heard that,
• 42:58
  I've seen that. Just give me a little bit of crack and it
• 43:00
  will be my last time. I love when they say it'll be my last
• 43:02
  time, and it's always a big ass hit. Let me wait, wait,
• 43:05
  wait, wait, this is a big decision. Wait, let me
• 43:08
  just take a little hit. This is a big decision. I want to
• 43:10
  calm down. Did you did you ever get did you ever go in that
• 43:13
  rabbit hole watching it? You hot box cracked? Like if we had like
• 43:16
  I'm sure you could, ye we walked into her, well, definitely get
• 43:20
  a second high. Like if we walked into a room they just like they
• 43:22
  had like four dad breaks and you just fucking threw the crack rocks in there
• 43:24
  and then we just walk in. We're like are we all smoking crack?
• 43:27
  Yeah, we're just so excited, Like what for the first time? Like
• 43:35
  that's like asking that's like asking, yo, by buy seven tanks and I
• 43:39
  released the air in this room down? Yes, well no, you you
• 43:44
  know what happened. Yeah you're there. No, I think nobody would have
• 43:47
  And if we if we put one in every corner for fucking ten or fifteen
• 43:51
  pounded non tank, right, yeah, and we let it go. We
• 43:53
  cover all the windows and everything. By the time we try to fucking open
• 43:58
  it, we would pass out from all the gases coming in and then we
• 44:00
  our brain would die from from like all that. Yeah, it would be
• 44:05
  game over because like we it's like the equivalent to to uh when you when
• 44:09
  you turn the car on and the garage, but with NOS, well,
• 44:13
  the only reason you don't die from NAS is because your brain instantly knows how
• 44:17
  to breathe. You get like that's why you get the high from NAS is
• 44:22
  from you having no fucking oxygen in your brain. So the second you go,
• 44:25
  your body instantly knows how to breathe. So that's why you can't really
• 44:29
  die from NAS from an overabundance. Is you can bro second a room full
• 44:32
  of yeah you know in the room, yeah yeah, because because there's no
• 44:36
  oxygen the dentist, because there's no oxygen in the room at all. But
• 44:40
  the reason you breathe is because the second your your body just instantly and it
• 44:45
  gets air and it comes back to life. I told you, I told
• 44:46
  you at the dentist, bro Like, they got really mad at me when
• 44:50
  I fucked with the valve. When they let me alone, they were almost
• 44:52
  about to kick me out. It was really serious to them because they're like,
• 44:54
  if something would have happened to me, because it could happen to go
• 44:59
  to jail, they lose their license. You're a patient. I know they
• 45:02
  lose their license. You know, it's a big deal to kill someone,
• 45:06
  like and ana studiologist. To kill someone is a big you know what's good
• 45:10
  on your resume? You know what? You know what's the best though that
• 45:15
  it's the best is I know there's a camera in there, so you just
• 45:16
  see he's on going like this put it back on. So at the end
• 45:22
  of the day, you efferson want to go to jail. But you really
• 45:24
  moved the nonsle Yeah, fool. I got in trouble, dude. Like
• 45:28
  they were telling me that how they find out food, they fucking know what
• 45:31
  pressure they leave it and it has a vow bro And I was like,
• 45:35
  let me release it a little bit more. And the ship went like and
• 45:37
  I was like, oh, this is bomb. Did you tell the guy
• 45:43
  that you like nos at least did you let him know, like, hey,
• 45:45
  I'm a pros Like I tried to tell him. I was like I
• 45:46
  just said, and I was like I moved my legs maybe like like that.
• 45:51
  I don't know, but like, you know, and what they said
• 45:53
  when you said this stupid tell me like no, but I was just I
• 45:57
  just straight up told him. I was like, I'm fucking high. I
• 45:59
  don't know what the fuck like, you know, like like I'm not,
• 46:00
  I don't know what the funk I'm doing. Bro like, oh, that's
• 46:04
  a good excuse. I'm ons like and then I like that I like the
• 46:07
  high, so I need tune it down. I just remember him talking to
• 46:09
  the girl and then she was like, what did you pursure? You put
• 46:12
  it at? You know, and then they were just like are you sure
• 46:14
  you didn't move it? And then I'm pretty sure she got talked to though,
• 46:17
  But how did you become a drug addict? I had a root canal?
• 46:24
  Damn it? Because that feel their fault. That shit feels good,
• 46:28
  dude, They left you alone, that's their fault. Yeah it was.
• 46:30
  It wasn't they thought they thought it was. They thought two minutes was like,
• 46:35
  yeah, this shows up with the Pokemon tattoo and Pokemon star wars all
• 46:38
  over his hands and they don't have one star wars, tattoo and symptoms and
• 46:42
  you're not gonna fucking put an adult in there. Doctor have the worst customer
• 46:45
  service. I do go to the dentist where like they do service a lot
• 46:49
  of kids. So like for sure, like like you know, like they
• 46:52
  probyn leave me. Think they're like you used to be one of these little
• 46:55
  kids and then you just come here or for once they were like, oh,
• 46:58
  yeah, we don't have to worry about this, and then little did
• 47:00
  they know that this one was the worst out of all of them. Yeah,
• 47:04
  it was fucking put these foes in a live billy. I mean,
• 47:07
  hey, dude, I honestly I didn't know. I remember this one time,
• 47:10
  bro. I saw like the menu for the like you can order liquid
• 47:15
  cocaine if you're a dentist. It's the noblcane. That's a scientific name for
• 47:19
  it. Like you can order it like real and it's that's kind of like
• 47:22
  the shit they inject you with just and they mixed that with some other fucking
• 47:25
  anesthetic and that's what it is. But yeah, you could order it in
• 47:29
  a vile and that sh it's like eight hundred bucks just off eBay. No,
• 47:32
  no, no, it's it's a medical fucking catalog the dentists get and
• 47:37
  like the nurses have to fill this out and they're like, oh, we
• 47:39
  need more of this, we need more of this, and then they come
• 47:42
  deliver it like in another day from like a medical van and all that stuff.
• 47:45
  It's crazy, but it's like a catalog. And I'm just like,
• 47:46
  if you're a dentist, you can just order it. Be like, yeah,
• 47:49
  four Noss tanks. I got many root canals this week. The breaking
• 47:54
  bad of dentists. Now that's I don't know how they're doing it because they
• 48:00
  have like the Nalls Delivery service, bro. Like there's so many people that
• 48:02
  get that ship delivered, like you know, like I mean, you know
• 48:05
  the homie the glass Brower, the yea, yeah, like he gets the
• 48:07
  ship delivered. That's that a lot of people have that going on now.
• 48:10
  And it's like dentsal grade, you know, and and the other the other
• 48:14
  homie that went to Champs. He showed me that they were giving out cards
• 48:16
  at the last fucking Champs to sell yeah deliver, yeah, like get like
• 48:22
  people in Vegas get an all tank delivered to your room. I'm like,
• 48:25
  damn, what the fuck was this? We should have thought about this.
• 48:28
  Damn, we'd be killing it. Dude. I should just start renting out
• 48:32
  the nose tanks. I'm telling you you should raffle one off. We're not
• 48:36
  gonna give somebody will love it's it's it's uh what you what? The handcaff
• 48:43
  the hank Kill family, what do you call it? Yeah? Thank the
• 48:45
  tanks, the tanks dolls Johnny. No, dude, I don't stick to
• 48:50
  weed. Well, this is not really like a drug like that. Yes,
• 48:53
  it is full. Anything to change, anything that changes your fucking state
• 48:58
  of mind is a drug. It's like ching game. It's yeah, I've
• 49:01
  done that before. That's the same deal. I feel. I don't want
• 49:05
  to do that again. But I'm so glad he's on. Grew up with
• 49:07
  the like during not the typeod fucking era you would have tried to type pod.
• 49:13
  I know, well, you try the choking game and you think taste
• 49:16
  smells it said, the shell is good enough to drink. I'm not gonna
• 49:21
  say I'm in a drink like you never smella like damn, not enough to
• 49:23
  drink. If they made like a power aid, I would drink it.
• 49:27
  Dude. I couldn't do that. That's too much syrup in there. Hey,
• 49:30
  you know it's just something about the color bro. Can we get it
• 49:34
  looks fucking good? Like the green one looks good too. I got a
• 49:37
  great idea. I got a great idea. Proro Fro Can we hit them?
• 49:42
  Mo? Can we hit them? Braft Bear Kings, Fables? I
• 49:45
  p a nah, dude, because he would look at me. He's like,
• 49:49
  you're probably one of the only foods that wants to drink. No,
• 49:52
  it's not fables. So it's like, you know how they have sunkiss and
• 49:54
  they have like mixed like like throw offs. We can make a fable Losso
• 50:00
  like beer thing ip as color chat Room, which is the Mexicans would loved
• 50:04
  that ship. It'd be it'd be a little nostalgic, which is the fabuloso
• 50:07
  that you guys would want to drink right drink of See Ray just said Purple
• 50:10
  Ray. If you went to craft Beer Kings, you're chilling their twenty percent
• 50:15
  off because we're at a high hungry, a high and hungry pop up event
• 50:19
  and you see a fabuloso ip a purple but you buying it? Did you
• 50:23
  think it funny? Nostalgic? It'd be like, what is this taste?
• 50:28
  Like those colors I've always wondered of, like, man, if they weren't
• 50:31
  that poisonous, I drink it, see another idiot. See so here's a
• 50:35
  five. Sorry sorry y, because you can die. What I'm saying.
• 50:38
  I suppose the trolls we could make the Fabuloso collection and then put it in
• 50:43
  the Smoothi beer section. That's what I'm talking about. My boy, I
• 50:46
  was like, I don't know, guys, I don't think people want to
• 50:50
  drink a beer that smells like their floor. You know, no, but
• 50:52
  have you ever had a Smoothie beer? Those smell like fucking great, way
• 50:57
  like they smell like candy all the time. Like they're like they literally don't
• 50:59
  know. I'm talking about Fabuloso that smells like your floor. I don't know,
• 51:04
  it smells like great. That's what it reminds me of. Just people
• 51:07
  know it's not great, dude, It's like it is not great. Yeah,
• 51:08
  it smells it smells like supposed to smell like lavender. Right. These
• 51:16
  those are geniuses, bro, they got fucking I p a. I should
• 51:22
  do a tour down where is their factory at Crappyr kids will know someone I
• 51:29
  did go. I'm down to invest in this little Mexican idea. Well,
• 51:31
  you know it'll be on FOS community. Yeah, I would be like drink
• 51:37
  I Pa, We'll get all the trollos to drink it. Pep. We're
• 51:38
  gonna have to be a drink it dog. I got fools gone while to
• 51:42
  maybe pull up. I think it's I don't know about that, but we're
• 51:45
  gonna have to. I don't know, I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna
• 51:47
  have to see if we get to make a smoothie funny videos. Dog.
• 51:51
  I'm already thinking we pour the beer and then clean. It'll be too thick
• 51:55
  props. Oh you know how you you know, maybe not a beer,
• 51:59
  but you know how you can make the five colors to Selser's because that that
• 52:06
  bitch is clean too, so for them. Genius dog, you're thinking better
• 52:10
  than I'm thinking. And then you get you know, we sell the package
• 52:17
  deals where it's like, you know, like Seltzer for the bitches, and
• 52:21
  then you sell it with the free bottle of get your Clean. Yeah,
• 52:23
  broke, I'm gonna give it to my mom Seltzer. That's gonna be like
• 52:30
  some cleaning ladies gifts, Like I go to work with this, but it
• 52:36
  comes with a six pack of the seltzer to something they gronto something you could
• 52:42
  drink it at work. You could just be like, that's what perfect dog,
• 52:49
  dude, I get all the I'm motael drinking this ship dog all right
• 52:52
  now, I'm on board at work, all four, all five, four
• 52:55
  Mexicans of us. I think we're doing it. Come on, Crapper,
• 52:58
  your chans hit us up. I'll talk Tom. Let's do it. Make
• 53:01
  it happen next one. Hopefully we can have the beer ready for the next
• 53:07
  for the next pop up. Oh yeah, by the way, we haven't
• 53:09
  even talked about it. It's been that big shout out to everybody who showed
• 53:13
  up to the High Hungry pop up this weekend. Uh salute everybody who pulled
• 53:16
  up, everybody who donated a toy for the toy drive, the kids at
• 53:21
  the children's hospital donation dude. Even the people that were there, they were
• 53:25
  just like, damn, you brought some good aass toys. I was like,
• 53:27
  yeah, both staters get the best toys. Like yeah, that's it's
• 53:31
  like straight up. I was like keptain et though those kids are. Just
• 53:37
  to let you know whoever donated the ets from the Universal Studios, I can't
• 53:40
  point because I wanted one, right, lucky those lucky I don't have a
• 53:44
  kid. I would have took that was the fortieth anniversary and there was three
• 53:49
  Yeah, did you throw that shot to yours? Yeah? I threw out
• 53:52
  like a nurse. There's like a little kid that's just like I wish I
• 53:58
  had an e t IF. Yeah, I ain't got to make a seams
• 54:05
  like that relate to all I want in my little heart is an ET.
• 54:09
  Yeah. And they can relate with DT because they also want to go home.
• 54:13
  You know they don't have that. Yeah, dude, come on stop
• 54:15
  brother, I'm just saying you fucking you're just mad, ain't bro. But
• 54:21
  but still the hospital fucking packed, bro. A lot of toys. No,
• 54:25
  no, no, no, just like in general because this is children's
• 54:29
  hospital. It's like sick kids. Bro. I was tripping out. I
• 54:30
  was like, damn, bro. I was like, man, the youth
• 54:34
  is fucked. Oh man, you realize like how fragile life is, yeah,
• 54:38
  dude, And I was like, yo, I'm fucking thirty three.
• 54:40
  I was like, these motherfuckers your kids. Yeah, and they're coming out
• 54:45
  of here and fucking crutches and ship and all that stuff. I was like,
• 54:46
  so salute everybody, and I hope you'll help they go to a great
• 54:50
  cousin and help they brighten up some spirits and uh this holiday season. And
• 54:53
  also to everybody who has been watching, if this is a chance for you
• 54:58
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• 55:02
  that time. It is about to be that time. So you know,
• 55:06
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  literally just five dollars. At four hundred subscribers, you guys already know I'm
• 55:22
  gonna get the Congito tattoo, and Xavier is gonna get that got the tattoo
• 55:25
  on him. For some reason, I thought you got it on Saturday.
• 55:29
  No, we didn't get into four hundred h And by the way, tomorrow
• 55:32
  we got Hibler on Hibler, so Flat Earth's Conspiracies all day, So tune
• 55:36
  in tomorrow seven thirty. Yeah, of course, I ain't even shouldn't be
• 55:39
  asked. Dog, I actually told Steph tone about it. You didn't say
• 55:44
  nothing, but Steph telling if you're watching more than welcome my boy hit us
• 55:47
  up. No nos though, because we're gonna be on YouTube, so we
• 55:50
  got behave. No, that's not true. No for real, got behaved,
• 55:53
  b behave. We got with Hitler him share to drop facts, not
• 55:59
  do nas. We got the spot. We got guys, why don't you
• 56:02
  do the show? We got the spot street now too. You know there's
• 56:07
  no pre show. You know there's no there's no once once, there's no
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  stops coming from the wake. So I'm not gonna be able to do the
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• 56:55
  let's go to Patreon. Yeah, and that's just crazy, man. We
• 57:00
  got We had weird the amountaze from YouTube for a while. Why I want
• 57:05
  to say it was because for my birthday episode, so we had like a
• 57:08
  we had a what do you call it? Uh? From Asia? What
• 57:13
  how do you we were calling when you're fund raising money a telephone? Right?
• 57:16
  Yah? Yeah, So we had kind of like that and we invited
• 57:20
  some of the homies that have been on the show like for like throughout the
• 57:22
  whole year. Yeah, and we're like, hey, everybody's gonna get thirty
• 57:24
  forty minutes. And then we're like we'll full of two nons tanks And it
• 57:30
  was fun. It was going great, but like we wanted I put the
• 57:32
  tank on the table. We were all just going halm and people were joining
• 57:37
  the hell out of the show. But then YouTube was like Yo, they
• 57:40
  sent me like they put me on a suicide list. They kept sending me
• 57:45
  self help ship, texting me shit, they kept help yeah, like there
• 57:52
  they were like if you are struggling with mental health or something like that,
• 57:55
  they were like, here's some resources, like they because the tank was just
• 58:00
  like they're like, yo, this is abuse, Like yeah, yeah,
• 58:01
  so and it makes no sense, And it makes no sense if he's suicidal.
• 58:07
  Yeah, counseling his YouTube and making sure he makes no money's gonna help.
• 58:10
  Yeah. Yeah, he's definitely not gonna want to kill himself after that
• 58:14
  fucking point. Stupid YouTube, that's not how he fixed a problem. That's
• 58:16
  just a relaxed if someone suicidal, you don't counsel the show where they make
• 58:22
  money on. Hey, we're getting paid through ads as we speak. Yeah,
• 58:28
  let's behave, like you said, nowhere YouTube he's on documented, but
• 58:30
  you're right, you're fucking right. YouTube or babies, Yeah, babying us.
• 58:39
  Let me get baby. Yeah, bro, yo, you want to
• 58:43
  kill something, Clive myself, You want to hear something crazy? So my
• 58:47
  homie called me dog and he's got he's got a kid. For a while.
• 58:51
  He was like when he was like sixteen, seventeen and calls me and
• 58:52
  I was like, I haven't talked to him in a while. And I
• 58:54
  was like, kid, bro, I wish it was that. It's where.
• 58:59
  It's way worse than that. No, I thought we already had it.
• 59:05
  Kids don't have it. I mean, I don't know, dude anyways.
• 59:08
  Bro. So my homie calls me up and uh, I'm like,
• 59:12
  what's this up? Dog? And then he's like I'm going through some shit,
• 59:14
  like my kid fucked up, and like what happened? I guess his
• 59:16
  kid's like fourteen thirteen and this has a little girlfriend. Oh wow, this
• 59:24
  little girlfriend. And then and the dad's a maniac. Bro, So this
• 59:28
  kid's gotta be a maniac. But they're making it seem like the kid is
• 59:30
  in a manac. But I'm well, it's in the blood dogs kids.
• 59:32
  I've known this kid since he was like thirteen, maniac like since the beginning.
• 59:37
  I guess it's fucking His little girlfriend was sending these full nudes, okay,
• 59:45
  and this full supposedly wasn't asking for them. This little girl was just
• 59:49
  sending them over add to the morito to morito and then supposedly yeah, and
• 59:54
  supposedly the morito wasn't asking for them, and shit, we all know that's
• 59:59
  not true. And that's why I told my That's why I told my homie.
• 1:00:00
  I was like, come on, dog, I know you. I
• 1:00:04
  was like, you're lucky he didn't show you. Dog, you should have
• 1:00:06
  thrown that phone away. But so, but you're like, where this is
• 1:00:09
  going? So I guess this fucking stupid kid was fucking my homie son posted
• 1:00:15
  was playing soccer, playing sports. He left his phone unattended, so his
• 1:00:19
  homies went through his phone. They send it to themselves, and then they
• 1:00:23
  fucking sent it around town. And now he's got to go to court and
• 1:00:28
  he's been charged like a like a pedophile low key cause it's like spreading child.
• 1:00:31
  Yeah you got child pornography on you, like you know, revenge born.
• 1:00:35
  And they're on the whole wall. They're they're saying that he didn't ask
• 1:00:38
  for it. I'm like, bro, and he talked to the cops,
• 1:00:40
  So I'm like, he's fucked. If he talked to cops. Kids are
• 1:00:43
  thirteen, So I'm just like, oh my miss on my b and they're
• 1:00:49
  thirteen fourteen, Like he doesn't understand what just went down. Her would have
• 1:00:52
  been way better I CAD would have been way better. So you said,
• 1:00:54
  I was like, I wish I didn't even know Tom. I guess they
• 1:00:58
  got to go to court, Like it's a gets a big kind of deal.
• 1:01:00
  And I was like, Homie, that sucks, and I guess I
• 1:01:04
  got the chick pregnant. That's like, way better than this, way better
• 1:01:09
  than that. Bro. Yeah, like the way you could you could get
• 1:01:13
  these charges absolved. Eventually, that baby's going to be there for a long
• 1:01:16
  time. You know, you've learned a lesson. Fucking rook Is, Like,
• 1:01:20
  you're good if you end up on ship. Bro, what if you
• 1:01:29
  end up on like Megan's law. No, he has to he has to
• 1:01:31
  register as a pedophile as a sex offender if the charges go through. Dog
• 1:01:36
  My, here's yeah, it's a big Here's a big deal. Broc is
• 1:01:42
  like he would just be changing diapers in the year from That's not the big
• 1:01:45
  deal. Here's here's my take on it. BRO, Like, I don't
• 1:01:51
  know what it's like to have a kid out there, but if you have,
• 1:01:52
  if you've given a kid an iPhone, just know that you're giving him
• 1:01:55
  free range to get a lot of explain this ship to these kids, and
• 1:02:00
  you know that sooner or later, if you don't talk to them about certain
• 1:02:02
  ship, they're gonna find out, and they're gonna they're gonna find out about
• 1:02:06
  ship. Then you know that they have no business finding out at that age,
• 1:02:08
  but they're gonna do it anyways. So if you don't know how to
• 1:02:12
  handle how to tell them how to handle these kind of situations, start having
• 1:02:15
  these talks earlier, because these little kids are all holding the outs these days,
• 1:02:17
  bro, Like there's hormones and all the fucking food these little kids are.
• 1:02:22
  Obviously they're not like our generation or the generation before they're fucking waiting to
• 1:02:29
  fuck or or waiting for prom night or whatever the fuck it is. These
• 1:02:31
  kids are fucking bro, and they're doing all kinds of ship like this.
• 1:02:35
  They're like, you know what the technolog they have. So if you don't
• 1:02:37
  tell them how to fucking uh be be on that ship, bro, or
• 1:02:42
  how to handle this ship responsibly, that's like zebras on me. Yeah,
• 1:02:46
  Like when you as soon as you had a kid, like an iPad or
• 1:02:50
  a phone or anything connected to the internet, you just opened up their world
• 1:02:54
  like entirely and like no longer like remember you used to be like Hey,
• 1:02:59
  don't go past the stop sign. Yeah, it doesn't matter anymore. You're
• 1:03:04
  just connected to everything. That's why I'm just gonna not have technology in my
• 1:03:07
  house. Just not have not have no technology. We're just being a book
• 1:03:14
  house. I can't imagine this. Imagine there's no YouTube in my house?
• 1:03:19
  Yeah? Is there not? For the most part. Now, So you
• 1:03:22
  don't let your kids on YouTube. That's be YouTube kids, Damn dude.
• 1:03:28
  YouTube kids have some sketchy shit too, though, kids videos like you some
• 1:03:35
  crazy stuff, man. YouTube kids have some crazy ship too. There's people
• 1:03:37
  that post ship that's provocative on their own purposes for all like yeah, to
• 1:03:40
  shave your asshole. Yeah, I've seen some stuff on YouTube kids that are
• 1:03:44
  like pretty questionable and it's deep in the rabbit holes. After watching like four
• 1:03:46
  or five things, it'll come in like later like yeah, it's the algorithm.
• 1:03:51
  It's not in the front page. It's just later in the fucking skal
• 1:03:53
  it will be like it'll be like seriously, it'll be the sim It'll be
• 1:03:58
  like Spider Man doing some sketchy weird ship. You're like, what the who's
• 1:04:00
  making this animation? And it's hands with black Spider Man. It's your two
• 1:04:05
  kids is creepy. Yeah, it's crazy, like you have people making content
• 1:04:11
  for kids at home, like Ryan Man, we gotta bring that little big
• 1:04:15
  yes because you always because you always swear to God. Bro, see that
• 1:04:20
  kid's fucking toys at the Swammy every fucking weekend. You know what can you?
• 1:04:26
  I don't know if John Johnny don't have kids, you know who Ryan
• 1:04:29
  is, the toy kid, the toy kid. Ro knows who he is.
• 1:04:32
  This kid for playing with toys. He did the thing kids do and
• 1:04:36
  everyone gave him money for it. It's so much because that isn't him.
• 1:04:40
  He's like, I've been doing that for so many years. My mom's not.
• 1:04:44
  It's not that I'm mad that it's not me, all right, because
• 1:04:46
  obviously nobody wants to see me open toys. But what I'm saying is they're
• 1:04:49
  like, Bro, it's just it's just so stupid, bro, like playing
• 1:04:53
  with your fucking toys, you stupid ship Like people just want to give a
• 1:04:56
  funk about him opening them. You want to do like a I. You
• 1:05:00
  want to do a PS five on boxon, do it on boxing and do
• 1:05:02
  it like Ryan. You look like Ryan, act like Ryan, and then
• 1:05:06
  I'll be there like your Asian parent. Hey, do it better. He
• 1:05:10
  didn't do it good enough, Ryan Man, Dude, come on growing up,
• 1:05:14
  Brian, dude. All I'm saying is that kids should be learning how
• 1:05:16
  to make ship, bro, not fucking opening up fucking toys. Bro.
• 1:05:19
  Every time every time Ryan's voice cracks, the dad shivers. Oh yeah,
• 1:05:26
  there he goes my money. Yeah, bro, Bro, he did exactly
• 1:05:29
  what they did to my now. They did exactly what they did to Michael
• 1:05:31
  Jackson for sixteen now. But his dad is beating the ship out of well.
• 1:05:38
  They castrated him. They're going to castraight at him. Nah, Bro,
• 1:05:41
  that fool looks like you know karate. Do you even know what castration
• 1:05:44
  means? Yeah, you take your balls. He's twelve, he's currently twelve.
• 1:05:49
  I would have thought he was like eighteen already. You know he's retired,
• 1:05:53
  No, yeah he is. He's retired food retired. Yes, dude,
• 1:05:57
  he doesn't need money anymore. Oh y, yeah, but he's still
• 1:06:00
  doing it. He's still making videos. You know what. That's it,
• 1:06:02
  dude. Next time, But next time I see that toys, I'm breaking
• 1:06:05
  them at the store and I'm putting that video of what's out. Check this
• 1:06:08
  out mom of seven year old Ryan Kagi because that's his name. YouTube's twenty
• 1:06:13
  two million a year star was once jail for shoplifting ninety three dollars worth of
• 1:06:19
  clothes from a JC Penny store in Houston twenty nineteen. Damn she stole close.
• 1:06:26
  Hey, you know what they came up ninety three dollars worth of clothes.
• 1:06:30
  How did she could have just used Ryan's money just before they had Ryan?
• 1:06:32
  Right, I don't think she's not stupid. Take them my daughter,
• 1:06:35
  take my doughta. I wonder how do you think his parents talk super Asian?
• 1:06:40
  No? No, bro? I like how I like how you think
• 1:06:44
  it's like a Chinese factory in there at their house. He's like Filipino?
• 1:06:49
  What race is he? Ray? I think it's Filipino. It's a lot
• 1:06:54
  of spam. But dad was like, I want to spend time with you,
• 1:06:58
  but I also want to make money. I just picked him having like
• 1:07:00
  a very King of the Hill neighbor type of Dad's like com junior like yeah,
• 1:07:05
  like like just straight up bro, like you know, you know the
• 1:07:09
  dad, the dad from King of the Hill, like the neighbor dad.
• 1:07:12
  He was like super Lucian and he just yeah, he just wanted the best.
• 1:07:18
  What's the tough what's the toughest immigrant parent to have academically? Oh the
• 1:07:24
  Vietnamese. Oh, they're like the jungle Asian for sure. That's racist,
• 1:07:29
  right, that kid knows how to build people. That's racist, right,
• 1:07:31
  But jungle Asian is racist a military term. Yeah, that does not not
• 1:07:38
  make it racist. Full patriotic, actually patriotic. Thank you for serving.
• 1:07:46
  Anyways, So what what's next? Fucko tattoo? I don't know where.
• 1:07:51
  Okay, we got to ask the homie here if it's racist. I need
• 1:07:54
  to know before you get it. He's not Asian. You gotta ask,
• 1:07:56
  like George Wango I was. I must say, yeah, off the bat,
• 1:08:02
  Yeah, you're right, it is racist. First of all the qualifications
• 1:08:06
  to make this decision. Okay, you gotta pull up the picture. I'm
• 1:08:12
  not getting the main logo tattooed. It's the one that looks like Kodak black.
• 1:08:15
  It's just like that didn't sound racist. It's just Spain. It's ye.
• 1:08:19
  So so there's this chocolate Spain and like nobody has ever protested these they
• 1:08:27
  are whatsoever? Right? Spain is the most racist? And I was just
• 1:08:30
  and this is like they're not one of their number one fucking chocolate it is.
• 1:08:33
  This is a racist cup. They have peanut butter inside. This is
• 1:08:36
  great, but yeah, their commercials are the fucking the most racist thing you've
• 1:08:42
  seen, dude. They're they're not they're not. They're not black people,
• 1:08:45
  dude, they're fucking cho The only reason it's like not racist because in Spain
• 1:08:50
  there isn't black people, so they didn't see it as well. They have
• 1:08:53
  black people in Spain, not like here though. You don't understand, dude.
• 1:08:57
  Some of the foods that go to Spanish soccer games are like like dark
• 1:09:00
  dark food. They're not, but they don't. They don't look at over
• 1:09:04
  here. But Spain's racist, are they? Spain's mad races, Like they
• 1:09:09
  separate their white people. That's how racist they are. Damn in beige,
• 1:09:15
  get over there telling you it's always racist due the whiter you are based,
• 1:09:20
  like the whites always think they're better than the regular ones. But that's why
• 1:09:24
  they started the cast system and that test system. Like when they first started,
• 1:09:28
  I came down here and they conquered. They were like, Okay,
• 1:09:31
  the Spaniards were the best, the Indians, you're the worst anywhere in between
• 1:09:35
  know your role, Like it was insane. That ship must have sucked on
• 1:09:41
  like fucking all those Indian foods with like fucking shooting arrows and these fools coming
• 1:09:45
  through just fuck because because these fools had guns. Bro, Like what the
• 1:09:48
  fuck you can do all the voodoo you want and poison ivy is and do
• 1:09:53
  all this ship darts. I don't know. I don't I just just sitting
• 1:09:58
  done. They also didn't have they didn't have oozzies. They had fucking musket
• 1:10:03
  I like how you went they had muskets. Bro, you still have to
• 1:10:08
  Okay, they didn't show up like d day, I get it. Bro,
• 1:10:10
  that's my full TikTok feed. There's my full tik talk Like it's like
• 1:10:13
  Mexican history on TikTok. I don't well, that's all these people get just
• 1:10:18
  repeating TikTok ship when showed up, right, he couldn't be like the Empire,
• 1:10:25
  So he went around and collected all the Indians that like all the name
• 1:10:30
  He went around and just got like, hey you hate this guy, like,
• 1:10:32
  just kill him. Everyone. Everyone thinks the Spaniards beat the Astics.
• 1:10:36
  It was Sard didn't just shoot him. It was a Spaniards all the homies,
• 1:10:42
  all the guys that hated them. Yeah, they sacrificed my mom like
• 1:10:45
  one of those ship He's completely right. Damn I did not know that.
• 1:10:51
  Yeah, I took I took him. I took a Mexico class in like
• 1:10:56
  college, you know, one on one classes. It was, but it's
• 1:10:59
  exactly what it is. Like he came and he had an Indian chick.
• 1:11:01
  Do you remember her name? Yeah, he captured her and like made him
• 1:11:04
  like she was Yeah, and she's the one that got all the villages to
• 1:11:10
  go against the Aztec because it goes to go up against a uh what's it?
• 1:11:14
  What was his name? No, it's his name Monte was it?
• 1:11:19
  Is that his name? Or who was the Yeah, so then they had
• 1:11:24
  to go after him. And tetel Quado was supposed to be the god that
• 1:11:27
  came through. Bro. It was imagine it was unlucky. Can you imagine
• 1:11:30
  though? Like these fool showed up and then like out of the pyramid came
• 1:11:32
  some food that looked like Goro from Mortal Combat and just started fucking ship up.
• 1:11:36
  Because the way these fools drew the fucking gods, I'm like, that's
• 1:11:40
  the way I picture, Like I either want a scorpion keen to come out
• 1:11:44
  of the pyramid or fucking like some corol looking fucker. The curse time Europeans
• 1:11:48
  showed up and they saw like five to like little Aztecians, and they like,
• 1:11:54
  oh, let's gonna be easy. And then the little five two dudes
• 1:11:56
  were like, all right, let's go. I got a fucking rock.
• 1:12:00
  I'm gonna knock your head off, all right, but they like really killed.
• 1:12:03
  Like what's crazy is like they killed a lot of you know how they
• 1:12:05
  they were their original COVID spreaders. Yeah, they spread COVID so much it
• 1:12:11
  was shippen was smallpox or whatever, but they spread it so much so when
• 1:12:15
  they you know you could die from chicken pox. Yeah, like I really
• 1:12:18
  didn't know. I was like a vaccine fool. Like I was thinking.
• 1:12:23
  I was like, make vaccines for ship that don't kill you, Yeah,
• 1:12:25
  bro, but I really do sometimes they I just thought it just went away
• 1:12:28
  after like you take like that pink medicine or some ship amongst the zi.
• 1:12:32
  Yeah, but yeah, you get older it really have you ever had everybody
• 1:12:39
  here at chicken pox? I had it in high school, but I got
• 1:12:42
  it by like overdoing ship because I got the vaccine. But I was I
• 1:12:45
  was taking like three AP classes and I was wrestling, and I was like
• 1:12:48
  cutting weight and stuff. We got staff, and then I just nah,
• 1:13:00
  like I got a planned parenthood. I swear, No, No, you
• 1:13:03
  know what staff is, right, that just from wrestling. That's not an
• 1:13:08
  STD. Oh what that's not an STD an STD. Noah, don't go
• 1:13:12
  to plant penthood. If you got staff, you go to the r Damn
• 1:13:15
  you can die from staff. It's a it's bacteria from jiu jitsu and wrestling
• 1:13:18
  on the mat and not fucking using like anti bacterial. So I thought that
• 1:13:24
  was ring worm. You should know that from fucking yeah, ring worm.
• 1:13:26
  Yeah, it's like staff, that's the same thing. Kind of dude,
• 1:13:28
  Well, no, I washed. I washed my body. That's just what
• 1:13:30
  you do after you do you go take a shower. I think like when
• 1:13:32
  you do wrestling or stuff like that, like it's almost like inevitable. I
• 1:13:35
  think like ninety or eighty percent of foods get it, like you're gonna getta
• 1:13:39
  Yeah, I know you. Like I was just tripping out because that's the
• 1:13:41
  reason I was like, man, these contact sports like yeah, I just
• 1:13:44
  read look like, oh I got ring worm. Before I try to get
• 1:13:47
  a haircut. The barber was like, the fuck out of here. Why
• 1:13:50
  does it sho go away? If it's if you get on your scalp,
• 1:13:55
  you gotta take like pills because it's different ways, but you're getting here in
• 1:13:58
  your regular skin. You got to take a lotion because I had I had
• 1:14:01
  a friend who had it too on his head, and I was like,
• 1:14:03
  I remember one time, I was like, hey, dude, you never
• 1:14:05
  wear hats. Why are you wearing hats now? And then I was just
• 1:14:08
  like, oh, you'll be fine. I used to like, yeah,
• 1:14:11
  you'll be fine, but it doesn't look cool. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:14:14
  know that. Like it's it's when you're like grying your head on someone else's
• 1:14:16
  head and you're like head butt someone. I do it with my cat and
• 1:14:21
  guess what a little staff and little staff, a little fucking ring word.
• 1:14:26
  Guess what? Now you can kill people for, you know what? I
• 1:14:29
  was watching, Fine, you'll be fine, You'll get You ever seen and
• 1:14:31
  now you choked that you never seen the Purge? Yeah, that would be
• 1:14:35
  fucking crazy. I saw it again after the first one and I was just
• 1:14:39
  like, damn, for like one step before this were not far from the
• 1:14:44
  purge. You guys need to chill the phone. I mean, I mean
• 1:14:45
  we're about need to chill out. I love how you guys think, like
• 1:14:48
  the Purges tomorrow, it's Christmas is tomorrow. Basically, it's happily ever after.
• 1:14:55
  Think about it, like this purge like activities gotta happen. What about
• 1:14:58
  that fool who was like he was like, oh, you know what,
• 1:15:00
  it's not persure for the regulars, but it's pers for the homeless. And
• 1:15:01
  he was out there kiding homeless, don't be homeless. We live and it's
• 1:15:08
  not the purse. Yeah, Like that's where it starts. And everybody,
• 1:15:12
  it's a little bit. Everybody's agreeing at first, and like, yeah,
• 1:15:14
  we're caught a tired of them if we tell them to get out by this
• 1:15:16
  time sundown and we're gonna kill them. And it's sure enough. And then
• 1:15:20
  we get rid of the homeless. And they're like, what about these blacks
• 1:15:24
  and mixed kids, like they just raise the lemon. Never just say black
• 1:15:28
  in Mexican, say the poor of the black. If you don't make ten
• 1:15:30
  thousand dollars, do you think you're dead? Yeah, it's straight up ten
• 1:15:34
  thousand dollars or what or a year, they throw you out. Yeah,
• 1:15:39
  kill him, No, take them out. I'll joint. But then here
• 1:15:44
  before, you can't make ting around in here? What are you doing?
• 1:15:46
  Sounds like you're just using ebt and ship. There's like older people before,
• 1:15:49
  they can't work. You can't just for it. That's that's that's fucking no.
• 1:15:55
  No, I don't count those kids. Kids don't make ten ground.
• 1:15:58
  I mean I'm killing kids too, you Yo, there's limits, bro.
• 1:16:00
  The law is the law. They're gonna be like Ryan makes twenty two million
• 1:16:08
  to kill you. Yeah, like all the kids gotta die because Ryan's making
• 1:16:12
  twenty two million. Now, if he could do it, you could too.
• 1:16:17
  Yeah, bro, that's that seems a lot. But like that's that
• 1:16:20
  movie was crazy. I didn't know the food for Training Day was in that
• 1:16:23
  movie. It is Heaton HOWK. Yeah, Yeah, he's in there.
• 1:16:28
  He's the security dude in his house. His son fucked up. Man.
• 1:16:30
  It's always white fools like that in the movie. They're raising his son.
• 1:16:31
  They don't know how to make logical decision. He just that black fool in
• 1:16:34
  the house. Help me. Nothing would have happened to that family if it
• 1:16:38
  would have just been like hey, fool. You know, it was first
• 1:16:40
  time I would have just been like, I'm playing Spider Man for like,
• 1:16:45
  I'm fucking putting my headphones on. My dad owns the top security shit.
• 1:16:50
  He has all these rifles. He killed Denzel Washington, fucked his shit.
• 1:16:55
  Dude, I'm ready. So I love how they brought him back, because
• 1:17:00
  they brought the dude who needed help. They brought him back in the fourth
• 1:17:02
  movie to start. Really I have I think I've only got to part two
• 1:17:06
  that I've seen the third one with the Cowboys, I was all right,
• 1:17:09
  come on, man, what the fuck is this? Bro? Like it's
• 1:17:12
  personal whole room. I love the perch. I love the series. It's
• 1:17:15
  like a prep book. I'm getting I'm getting ready. Hey, uh talking
• 1:17:19
  about movies, you guys always go to the movie just kind of like an
• 1:17:23
  elf. I just kind of realized that's what respect respects look like. You
• 1:17:29
  though we fucking lost to fucking Columbia. How did I lose? Mind?
• 1:17:32
  You look like you're helping said it. You see the club Championship, No,
• 1:17:38
  I didn't happen. But America, oh yeah, of course I did
• 1:17:41
  full fourteen Dogs fourteen, and I don't like America. But I hate Chieva,
• 1:17:45
  So fourteen dogs, that's a lot. It's a lot. Did you
• 1:17:47
  see you? You see it that seafood in Mexico can never united because it's
• 1:17:50
  our broo hate on each other too much. I hate poos will be like
• 1:17:54
  fu just righting shut up. Dog. We were at the mall yesterday and
• 1:18:01
  you went to Adidas and he was looking at the LSC jerseys because he bought
• 1:18:05
  one, and then he looked at Gags and he said, FUCKX Yeah I
• 1:18:09
  know, I said. I did not say that. Don't fucking that it
• 1:18:14
  was. It was the fucking Orlando jersey and I was like, oh,
• 1:18:16
  we got a purple LFC jersey And I was like, the fuck is this
• 1:18:18
  fuck Orlando? And I was like because I was like, it shouldn't even
• 1:18:21
  be in the same fucking rack, Like, yeah, I did not say
• 1:18:27
  that. Ring You'll know. You'll know on Saturday. You're a fucking piece
• 1:18:30
  of ship, are you? Don't be Addie shipped, like for no reason,
• 1:18:34
  just start and ship. I didn't know what's great. I didn't say
• 1:18:38
  I wanted. I did say crazy. I didn't want to put an L
• 1:18:41
  A f C pin that I had on my hat on theticy jersey that was
• 1:18:44
  in the fucking story. Leave it there for the next person. You know,
• 1:18:46
  that's kind of cute. I like her, but but I didn't have
• 1:18:49
  the one with Vetos face on it. I wanted to put over. I
• 1:18:53
  wanted to put it over the stars of the Getaxy's bong got gone or what.
• 1:18:58
  We don't know yet. He's in contract. He wants to go home,
• 1:19:00
  but he's in contract. He's like, I want to go back home
• 1:19:02
  to wherever that flag is. But yeah, he's He's like, sorry,
• 1:19:08
  bro, you're not as great as Chilina yet. Chillin. He gets to
• 1:19:10
  go home, but we're not gonna find another defender like him. He was.
• 1:19:14
  Grandpa was fucking badass. Yeah, Grandpa would be like, you're trying
• 1:19:17
  to score world class, bro. He was like, you're trying to get
• 1:19:20
  into the Goldie, not before I tackle your ass. I wish someone had
• 1:19:25
  time, or I wish we like had like like like Joe Rogan, like,
• 1:19:27
  people can go back and clip the video. I don't know how great
• 1:19:30
  he was. Videos of you being like the fucking old man. How much
• 1:19:33
  should we drop for the old man? How many millions? Man? Just
• 1:19:36
  put him on the bench and now he's like, look at him, look
• 1:19:40
  look at my grandpa. Please. Basically my grandpa, I want to bunch
• 1:19:43
  of buying something for Christmas. I was gonna buy the jersey yesterday. I
• 1:19:45
  was gonna buy his juental jersey. Oh yeah, can we play the video
• 1:19:49
  proving him wrong? There's mad videos like if people look at like the ten
• 1:19:54
  years of the pot, no, like six years of the podcast, like
• 1:19:57
  literally literally there's like there's probably they're like, damn, you can see growth.
• 1:20:00
  And he's on yeah that like last year he was just like he hates
• 1:20:05
  like, yeah, there's another player I had to eat. My word is
• 1:20:08
  Gareth Bale. The only reason we got a cup. I'm just like yeah,
• 1:20:11
  I was like, oh, that's another one he complained about. And
• 1:20:13
  Gareth Belle was the only He was worth two million. That goal was worth
• 1:20:16
  two million dollars. That championship was worth that goal because this guy didn't do
• 1:20:19
  nothing till the end when it's really worth it. And he scored on the
• 1:20:23
  ninetieth minute. At the final, we threw so much beer. It was
• 1:20:27
  so nice. And I looked and I was like, I told you it's
• 1:20:29
  worth everything. You ever thrown beer somebody or thrown drinks at somebody you like,
• 1:20:32
  it's just it's satisfying as fuck, like in a crowd for the people
• 1:20:36
  I kind of like, I want to say, like forty so you don't
• 1:20:39
  miss that forty percent of like the big motivation of Like when I go to
• 1:20:44
  the soccer games, it's like, I'm like, I can't wait to just
• 1:20:46
  dow somebody in beer and like and sometimes I have a target too, like
• 1:20:51
  like I'm like fat chick over there, like or like or I'm like,
• 1:20:59
  dude with the opposing over here, I'll leave a half a beer too.
• 1:21:02
  Remember when I hit the kid? Yeah, kid, I didn't try to,
• 1:21:06
  but he got in the way with the beer. It's fine, he
• 1:21:10
  didn't drink it. He's just I want to know what it's gonna be like
• 1:21:16
  this upcoming season with the whole penalties and everything, that it's gonna be a
• 1:21:19
  whole new team. Don't know I'm talking about with fifty two oh yeah,
• 1:21:24
  because we got fined one hundred yeah. Oh, anyway, where I was
• 1:21:29
  going with that. For some reason, I went to soccer. Do you
• 1:21:30
  guys bet on soccer? Like forty fifty bucks on my bookie, I do.
• 1:21:35
  I have a bankroll of like six hundred bucks. They started out at
• 1:21:38
  forty, so I'm not a big batter like I'll literally been like. I
• 1:21:43
  was like, yeah, he's gonna score. We're gonna win by two.
• 1:21:45
  So just a little shit like that, Are you a gambler magic, He's
• 1:21:48
  like, I'm sponsored by my bookie, brokay, yeah, put seventeen on.
• 1:21:56
  Not not really like I barely gamble. I I played hooker sometimes.
• 1:22:00
  Nice, I gotta play a blackjack like, oh man, see this is
• 1:22:05
  how you know the team is a team that listens to your dog. I
• 1:22:11
  notice right now, twenty twenty four LAFC schedule release just happen right now.
• 1:22:16
  Come on, dog, they already know I'm finna look at it. And
• 1:22:18
  I got my season tickets already, bitch. Yeah, I was gonna ask,
• 1:22:21
  well, before we talked about soccer, at least this time, I'll
• 1:22:25
  be able to bring my whole because you know, we're not gonna have the
• 1:22:27
  big, big stars this time, so I could bring all the homies,
• 1:22:30
  like, because I look, there'll be tickets, they'll be tickets. There'll
• 1:22:32
  be tickets this year. I was like, we don't damn, it's coming
• 1:22:35
  down. I was like, I know, it sucks. I hate this
• 1:22:38
  ship Brell's God damn it. I don't even have an umbrella. Shit,
• 1:22:42
  He's like, I gotta run, I gotta walk. My dogs don't come
• 1:22:44
  up. I don't like to walk out, all right, they gotta walk
• 1:22:45
  my dog shit took them. I was gonna ask you, though, you
• 1:22:48
  guys are movie people. I don't know if a movie guy, and I'm
• 1:22:51
  not really a moving guy, but I want to go to the movies for
• 1:22:54
  this. What's up with Willie Wonker? Is that gonna? Is that promising?
• 1:22:58
  Are you guys in a child that's the childhood? That's a stap on
• 1:23:00
  my childhood? Dog wank was dope the first one loom. I hate spin
• 1:23:06
  offs, I hate reboots. It's done right. Yeah, I don't need
• 1:23:10
  to know this part of his life. I'm fine with how it's I'm fine
• 1:23:14
  with that first movie. Like if it sticks to a certain text, like
• 1:23:16
  you know, a reference to a certain book or whatever, Okay, cool,
• 1:23:19
  maybe, but you gotta make it fucking work. You don't think it's
• 1:23:23
  gonna work. I think it's gonna work. I'm I'm, I'm really,
• 1:23:26
  I'm I watched the whole nine ninety second Timothy Chanlin, you're not a good
• 1:23:30
  actor. What I want to say? Okay, Okay, I honestly Willie
• 1:23:34
  Wonka in retirement. It's that movie afterwards, all right, Yeah, like
• 1:23:40
  he's just okay. Is it a remake of the first one? No,
• 1:23:42
  no, no, no, no, it's it's like a prequels. Yeah,
• 1:23:45
  it's it's like it was a child type of ship. Yeah, it
• 1:23:47
  was a kid does the show where he found the midgets? Yeah? So
• 1:23:51
  yeah, shows how he found We just do not expect midgets and this.
• 1:23:57
  I know it's sad, but see that's that's what you're gonna watch it.
• 1:23:59
  It is little the fucking not what they got a higher magic brow. No,
• 1:24:03
  look, bro, this who canceled culture canceled work for midges. Bro,
• 1:24:08
  midges need work too, Bro, we're looking for a midgeteer. Yeah,
• 1:24:11
  we're looking for a midget here. We've been looking for a midget here
• 1:24:14
  for two years. Won't let you come out as a permanent part of the
• 1:24:16
  podcast, in a permanent punchline here for us we go. We'd go.
• 1:24:21
  It'll be big dog. Yeah. Two normals in a magic Yeah, dude,
• 1:24:28
  two bears on cave, just normal, two normals, one midget.
• 1:24:32
  Oh, we should call it be like God's punchline exclamation point. I'll be
• 1:24:41
  like, what is it? A little people big laughs? No, we
• 1:24:44
  already went over. We already went over that nidgea is four nine right?
• 1:24:47
  Right? Or four eight? We also need a cool madge. It not
• 1:24:50
  like an aggressive one like last time, Like, yeah, hey, well,
• 1:24:54
  what's the height limit on our midget that we want he has to be
• 1:24:56
  like he has to be there, like how high he has to walk?
• 1:25:00
  Funny? No, I want him to be able to run, not like
• 1:25:02
  handicap walk funny, but like the midget walking like the size of this camera,
• 1:25:09
  if he could sit on it, if he can, if he can
• 1:25:13
  sit on the table with this with his legs dangling, he's a midget.
• 1:25:16
  Ye I need I need his feet dangling, his feet dangling from the chair.
• 1:25:20
  Yeah, I like it. Yeah, the part you know what you
• 1:25:25
  need to find like a wei man size madget that's a cool major. You
• 1:25:28
  know, it's dope and like in his eyes, he's always gonna have merched
• 1:25:30
  because small's never selled. Oh dude, I would I would bring back smalls
• 1:25:33
  and mediums just for him. Bro, he'd be merched out, he'd be
• 1:25:38
  geared it out. Yeah, in full hot. We don't smoke the same.
• 1:25:42
  You know, what would be the perfect midget though, we get like
• 1:25:44
  one like Vern Troy. That fool was small. Oh man, all right
• 1:25:47
  pay Vern Troy. Yeah that was fucking That fool was fucking that. That
• 1:25:51
  would be the best, dude. I would for sure be like, all
• 1:25:54
  right, fool, this is what I'm wearying. I brought your out it
• 1:25:58
  dude, Vern prop it. By the way, the midget, remember him
• 1:26:01
  like on that on that TV show, Yeah, you've got drunk on a
• 1:26:05
  scooter and they just showed him crashing. Yeah. I was like, god
• 1:26:09
  damn, we had a Midgeine on the show before. He he was just
• 1:26:12
  too me. He's a dad, now what. Yeah, came here.
• 1:26:15
  But he said he only fucked tall bitches and he only ate them. I
• 1:26:18
  only ate them out fucking h laying down. Yeah, he didn't like he
• 1:26:23
  didn't like being short. But that's the thing I want to like. I
• 1:26:26
  almost want to follow up and be like, all right, dude, like,
• 1:26:28
  when are we gonna know if you're well, no, they're gonna post
• 1:26:30
  him, bro, if he's a midget, it's gonna go. They're gonna
• 1:26:32
  be a viral family. Yeah right, yeah, bro, he's a not
• 1:26:35
  not not, he's an influencer. He's If the baby small, they're gonna
• 1:26:39
  be a family, a small family. With the small you're thinking like a
• 1:26:43
  midget baby is significantly smaller than a regular baby, or like you think they
• 1:26:46
  know by the time, like they stopped growing, because remember he said that
• 1:26:48
  they stopped like he was like, yo, I thought I was gonna go
• 1:26:50
  back saiventh grade doing the basketball team, and I just stopped growing like he
• 1:26:55
  had high hopes and then he was like God was like they're like shack,
• 1:26:59
  Like damn. It was like you ain't gonna grow not today. No,
• 1:27:02
  man, I thought I was gonna be six to I'm very disappointed to yeah,
• 1:27:05
  but like you could be way more disappointed if like you were, if
• 1:27:09
  you were a magent. I don't get the parking past dog, all right,
• 1:27:12
  I'm just this normal guy. So I was gonna ask you because you're
• 1:27:15
  kind of like he's on your kind of like, oh, it seems like
• 1:27:17
  you're like glad you don't didn't have kids. Have you had a scare?
• 1:27:20
  Yeah? Plenty. You sound like you not like a lot, but like
• 1:27:25
  I've had scared yea. Yeah, because I'm a grown up handle ship.
• 1:27:30
  I haven't had a scare, never had nah, I've never had no chick.
• 1:27:33
  Tell me, hey, I'm miss period. Not once. Bro,
• 1:27:38
  I'm so I guess maybe you don't even work. Maybe you're sperm because I
• 1:27:43
  always like, either I wear condoms or I give the bitch as plan b
• 1:27:46
  I make sure, like that's for sure. That doesn't sound to make sure.
• 1:27:53
  Make sure, yeah, make sure when I make you coffee beach,
• 1:27:56
  no, I don't even sell them. We go straight to the store,
• 1:27:59
  me and her. I'm telling I make her taken in front of everybody,
• 1:28:02
  cashier look, and then right after that it takes a video, put it
• 1:28:06
  on patre and then right after that we go to daddy so I can see
• 1:28:09
  her eating here. Don't forget what the orange juice, it's good goes with
• 1:28:12
  It goes good with thorns, it goes good with oranges for the baby.
• 1:28:15
  For the baby. It's like, dude, I just like take I rolled
• 1:28:20
  the dice. After you buy the pill. You just like you're supposed to
• 1:28:24
  like leave, Like, what's the point of having sex if it's not gonna
• 1:28:26
  be exciting? That's just stressful? Bro, Like that loud it sounds like
• 1:28:30
  an pull that pulls out that feeling, that feeling of stress, of like
• 1:28:35
  love dog. I leave it in there for a while till they get soft.
• 1:28:44
  It comes down on its own. Basic. You don't even want to
• 1:28:46
  be why. I can see why chose a place with stairs. That's why
• 1:28:54
  you chose a place with stairs. Huh why those are hard as stone stairs?
• 1:29:00
  Baby will go Yeah, I haven't felt, baby will get aboarded the
• 1:29:03
  funk out. Oh yeah, she fell down those stairs. Yeah, bro,
• 1:29:08
  she could have twins and they're both gone. Yeah okay, but if
• 1:29:12
  it okay, so like if it does survive though retarded however, so as
• 1:29:18
  soon as you get to an age, he's gonna push you downstairs, Like
• 1:29:23
  as soon as you like as revenge, he's gonna know you gotta be like
• 1:29:26
  total Prano's uncle and keep going packing. You're gonna have to be ready.
• 1:29:30
  It's gonna come on, dad, let's walk up these stairs. Like we
• 1:29:35
  were just talking about this. Remember, I'm retarded because of those stairs.
• 1:29:41
  Remember we saw that old lady almost ship and we felt so bad for her.
• 1:29:45
  Oh lady at the mall, and we were like, man, old
• 1:29:48
  people, old people can't miss a step. Oh yeah, when you're old
• 1:29:51
  missing it's technical light ship though, But I was like she was about to
• 1:29:55
  like she sipt and I was like, bro, you would if she would
• 1:29:58
  have fallen, ambulance has to be called. Yeah, Like yeah, like
• 1:30:01
  that ship is fucking scary. Bro. I used to old folks, Yeah,
• 1:30:04
  dude, like oh you got a storm or not? Not for nothing?
• 1:30:08
  Bro, But like, look what happened to the homie Martine? Bro,
• 1:30:13
  Like he's not even that old, he's like fifty something. What's going
• 1:30:15
  on my feet? Off stage from like Fluffy's thing? How did he fall?
• 1:30:19
  I guess I don't know for me too hard dog like he fell,
• 1:30:25
  bro, And like he had just gotten surgery on the shoulder like that a
• 1:30:28
  year ago, and he fucked his ship up and like he can't Like he
• 1:30:32
  was doing good too. He had like a momentum he was opening for Fluffy
• 1:30:35
  and just and it just damn. Now he has to recover for a while.
• 1:30:39
  I think he's out for a minute. I like a rapper, Damn,
• 1:30:42
  they're just rapping and just kind of like in the moment, oh my
• 1:30:45
  man, that somebody somebody said he needed a toll truck. That's true.
• 1:30:55
  He would would laugh at that anyway. Yeah, he's a good he's a
• 1:30:58
  good. He's a good he you know, my thing's got big ass told
• 1:31:00
  dog, you know that, like big told dog like it out does the
• 1:31:06
  rest of the other little finger banged by that. Oh he's finger bang bitches
• 1:31:11
  with that toe. There's a bitch that they can use that with. He
• 1:31:13
  use that on me. Our thing looks like a wrestler to me. That
• 1:31:15
  Yeah, he surprising. He hurt no, because you know he used to
• 1:31:20
  be fucking yoke before. Like still he's like yeah like for like he has
• 1:31:25
  like that muscle memory. But like he's when I seen pictures of like him
• 1:31:29
  and his prime, like when he was I was like, damn that fool
• 1:31:30
  was yoke. But yeah, he apparently he's gonna be out for a while.
• 1:31:33
  Dude. That's just how the body gets. Dude, my back is
• 1:31:36
  done. I gotta go get like an MRI on it. You Yeah,
• 1:31:40
  like my done, Like I'm done on my anything lower back wise, Oh
• 1:31:44
  you need that picked up. I can't do it. How did you get?
• 1:31:45
  How you fun that up? I just had bad shoes on huh.
• 1:31:49
  Yeah, I got like some shoes and they were like weird on my feet.
• 1:31:54
  And so I walked on you should go to another chiropractor. So that's
• 1:31:58
  why they gotta like take pictures and like she like my and it sucked up.
• 1:32:01
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, my toes are numb, Like two of
• 1:32:03
  my toes are numb, like at the bottom of that shoes. Oh no,
• 1:32:08
  no, this was like two years ago. There's like two years ago.
• 1:32:12
  Now. I'm like a ship. Do you know what kind of shoes
• 1:32:14
  they were? Them They're like a new balance Damn. They're like, yeah,
• 1:32:18
  it was just something. I guess my fucking foot was there? You
• 1:32:21
  flat footed? Yeah? I'm flat footed too. I gotta be careful.
• 1:32:25
  That's why, dude, Like I was like, god, damn, I
• 1:32:27
  wear a lot of hookahs too, you know, like those shoes that are
• 1:32:29
  quote unquote for walking. Dude, it was just a straw that broke the
• 1:32:32
  camel's back. Like I was skateboarding a bunch. I was like doing a
• 1:32:36
  bunch of running all that, like lower back inpack. Then shitty shoes.
• 1:32:42
  That's the thing, man, and I do a lot of treadmill ship but
• 1:32:45
  my back hurts a lot. I'm gonna get that checked out. Gotta be
• 1:32:47
  careful for we got decompression back well that's that's what they think. What do
• 1:32:51
  you think of chiropractice for you, Well, don't go. I don't know.
• 1:32:56
  He'd be hating the chiropractice for no reason. I want to robot back
• 1:32:59
  as soon as they can't, kay, So I don't know. That's like
• 1:33:03
  you've been going to. I don't go to chiropractor because they're not real,
• 1:33:09
  right, Yeah, I'm like, I'm pretty sure that it's made up.
• 1:33:12
  Yeah, they just make you go every week for some reason. All you
• 1:33:14
  need to tune up every two weeks. Yeah, the fucking my car.
• 1:33:16
  Fucking my car, you can fix it or not out of here, one
• 1:33:20
  hundred percent. Sure. TikTok showed me that, like chiropractors was invented by
• 1:33:28
  like a Connor. They're not doctors. Yeah, it was like a dude
• 1:33:30
  who was like conning people and his son just perfected it and it just so
• 1:33:34
  happens to make people feel better something and just pops your back. And for
• 1:33:38
  some reason three hundred dollars that it is expensive. Yeah yeah, but when
• 1:33:43
  you do this with your thumbs and your hands, you pop them the same
• 1:33:46
  thing. Yeah, chiropractor. Look, I'm a chiropractor. You hear that
• 1:33:48
  oh, dude, Carden, give me three hundred bucks. They're just propping
• 1:33:51
  ship. Dude. Remember that when the bullshit video over that baby. Oh
• 1:33:56
  that was funny. It was mighty did it to a baby and it died
• 1:34:01
  and it died. It died. It did not die in the video died.
• 1:34:05
  It did not die. They just stopped the video and it just put
• 1:34:08
  our I p because because he stopped crying, I thought it died. I
• 1:34:11
  gave out my prayers to it. That video is old as hell prayers.
• 1:34:16
  I still pray for people that died a long time ago. Shout out to
• 1:34:18
  everybody. I still have a heart. I get touch and the Christmas spirit.
• 1:34:31
  Come on. I got in the Christmas spirit yesterday. I went home
• 1:34:33
  and I fucking played some Christmas music when I was cleaning the house. You
• 1:34:39
  I probably went to sleep, you know not. I didn't that Romne was
• 1:34:42
  fire though I was in Japan for a second. Then I went to the
• 1:34:45
  toilet and then I was like, no, this is not what he's always
• 1:34:47
  talking about. Yeah, we didn't. We did some bomb ass Robin spot
• 1:34:51
  and I was like it did that was close to it. That was like
• 1:34:55
  pretty damn fucking close. I would go there anytime again. And I didn't
• 1:34:59
  eat after that. I was full of the rest of the day. You're
• 1:35:01
  lying. I swear to God I was. I was full the rest of
• 1:35:03
  the day. Won't believe me. I had a three bye three now in
• 1:35:05
  the South friest what I swear to God. I know you're gonna be like,
• 1:35:09
  no, you didn't, I swear, dude, I was. It
• 1:35:12
  was like eight thirty and I was like, fuckd I'm still full from that
• 1:35:15
  Ramen. Yeah, that's crazy. I have a slow metabolism. Ramen,
• 1:35:18
  especially on like rainy days. Oh yeah, ah, now you just make
• 1:35:24
  me out hungry and ship. See. But but then, like my homie,
• 1:35:27
  my homie ruined Romen for me how because he's like he's kind of he's
• 1:35:30
  kind of a lot, he's kind of true, and he's kind of a
• 1:35:32
  cheap skate because he's a gambler, he's a degenerate. He's like full.
• 1:35:36
  Romens is just a couple of noodles with like some piece of meating and you
• 1:35:39
  want to pay twenty five bucks for that ship? And I was like,
• 1:35:43
  damn it, technically is fucking true. It's like there's not that much meat.
• 1:35:47
  How much meat did you get in that fucking those little slices because I
• 1:35:51
  don't know the seasonings. I don't know that recipe. It's on TikTok.
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  Homie, you sound like you live on tik talk and just stop being fucking
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  romen and I'm sure so hot bitch with their titties out where you were watching
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  and enjoying and learning run It's like, oh dude, no, it's a
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  craft. I'm not gonna take someone's craft away. Oh his hair? You
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  just you just watched me there. You just watch videos and don't make sure
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  because I know you're watching the videos. Basic ship. Ship that I can
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  make, just that I know is gonna be good like a sandwich. Oh
• 1:36:24
  fuck yeah? Oh that like I get a sandwich videos down? Like you
• 1:36:28
  what you mean? Like what you mean? There's time around TikTok. I
• 1:36:30
  want to make something, but I know that's not my that's that's out of
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  my zone, you know, Like I'm not baking no ship. I'm gonna
• 1:36:36
  fuck up that lasagna. Yeah, that souper Lasana. I want to make
• 1:36:41
  that souper lasagnon so bad souper Lasana. You haven't seen the TikTok video,
• 1:36:45
  bro, You're hungry food. I stay on TikTok that I'm going there.
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  Oh you seen the Lasagnon video, right, the Lasagna soup. Yeah,
• 1:36:53
  I said, somebody said hit him, so pet down, Pinico and Hoover.
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  I've been there before. It is good? Is it fire? All
• 1:36:59
  right? That's all right? What type of soup? Just all of it
• 1:37:00
  soups, different kind of a it's pretty cool. What is that? I'm
• 1:37:08
  not big on like halfy the last night. I'm not big on like fucking
• 1:37:12
  colgos and shut because I've had them so damn much. I'm just like,
• 1:37:15
  I'm like bach you cal, I'm like, bro, some noodles in that
• 1:37:18
  bitch. Mom got it into the fuck like got it into Hogle. That
• 1:37:21
  ship's fucking slaps, bro. I just literally yeah, man, I wish
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  super ship feel yep. And it's good for you at least that my mom
• 1:37:35
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• 1:37:43
  fired to clam chowder is the ship? Bro? I fucking clam chowder heavy.
• 1:37:45
  But it's like white people ship a bread ball either or I just like
• 1:37:50
  it when it's chunky and and the bread ball better be fucking like crunchy too,
• 1:37:55
  bro like like, get it toasty for me. Don't give me that
• 1:37:57
  soft ass ship. When the ship gets hoggy, put it in the oven
• 1:38:00
  for me, and then let the bread. It's like, oh man,
• 1:38:02
  I'm getting hungry too, man Brockley Cheddar soup slaps to like not that we
• 1:38:08
  want to white people soup broccoli Cheddar soup slaps though, yeah, broccoli chi
• 1:38:12
  it has to be made like I don't know because like like Panera bread Brocoli
• 1:38:15
  Cheddar soup sucked my dad, bro But but what do you get a Panera?
• 1:38:19
  What's the soup there? What's the soup to go? Don't get a
• 1:38:21
  super Panera? I get a sandwich like a red person. I miss soup
• 1:38:26
  Plantation. Oh yeah, soup Plantation is great. Just slap you think black
• 1:38:30
  people hate that that place? You don't think you think black people saw it's
• 1:38:34
  like Plantation, Like they're just like like the fun this racist at place,
• 1:38:40
  like I never every time I never saw a black person was racist, And
• 1:38:44
  you knew how to keep white black people out, like they don't tip well,
• 1:38:47
  just naming plantation until something in front of it put peaks of plantation.
• 1:38:54
  They went out of business before BLM popped out, bro that ship would have
• 1:38:57
  been broken into you think like wings Plantation would. No. I don't think
• 1:39:02
  any restaurant with the work Plantation work Plantation didn't work, you know what I
• 1:39:05
  mean? They just not gonna work. But because that's not why I closed
• 1:39:11
  down, and I know that's not why. But I'm saying, like I
• 1:39:13
  used to eat there a lot, and I'm like, now that I think
• 1:39:15
  about it, I never did see a black person eat there. I was
• 1:39:16
  like, you think black people were like, we're going to eat the Some
• 1:39:18
  places called they don't like this soup dog. Black people don't like soup.
• 1:39:21
  What are you calling? Then dumbo like soup? Yeah, they eat and
• 1:39:26
  ship. You're okay, But then why didn't go to Plantation? Then they
• 1:39:30
  don't. They just don't even shit them is and ship like you know what
• 1:39:32
  I mean, Like they have difference huge, like they eat gumbo and ship.
• 1:39:38
  Like the soup was the bland for me? Man, I asked,
• 1:39:42
  I love soup Plantation. I go and I'll be like, have some brownies.
• 1:39:50
  Everything else that was. The pizza was the pizza. That was pizza.
• 1:39:56
  Bread was good. Hey man, shout out to suit Plantation. R
• 1:39:59
  I p it's the only Plantation. I was happy to be here, all
• 1:40:08
  right, man, but been fun. Imagine working there and you're black.
• 1:40:10
  I gotta go back to the plantation. I told you I never saw no
• 1:40:12
  black people in there, Dude, Like, yeah, I tell you I
• 1:40:16
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• 1:40:23
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