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Our FLAWLESS post-Super Bowl episodes after the Eagles VICTORY · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, yo yo yo, coming to you
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  Speaker 1: well on tape not live.
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  Speaker 2: It's the number one rated Paully and Tony Foolsco show,
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  Speaker 2: Yo yo yo.
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  Speaker 1: Another thing I gotta switch up usually I say as
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  Speaker 1: always PAULI Foolsco with Tony Fusco, as you know, But
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  Speaker 1: Tony's actually not here. What you're hearing is a recording
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  Speaker 1: that I'm using of Tony. Isn't that right, recorded Tony?
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  Speaker 2: Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tony's actually heading to the airport right now, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to go meet him there for a much
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  Speaker 1: deserve vacation, because we need a vacation after having to
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  Speaker 1: sit through that NBA Finals, which admittedly I watched five
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  Speaker 1: minutes off, but that was enough.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't handle it anymore, isn't that right, Tony? Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Now that we're heading back into NFL season finally, we
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  Speaker 1: thought this would be a good time for us to
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  Speaker 1: finally look back at where we left off last season,
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  Speaker 1: because if you so have and to forget because maybe
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: you were hit on the head by a metal bar
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  Speaker 1: or something. The Eagles won the Super Bowl, So we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna play at two episodes. First, the Instant Reaction we
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  Speaker 1: did right after the game straight off the dome. And
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  Speaker 1: then the second one we're gonna play for you, where
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  Speaker 1: you playing the yup fall, hold on the yup. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you when to do the yup, all right. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: The second episode we did later on in the week,
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  Speaker 1: also straight off the dome, as we always don't. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can hit the yup now, yep, all right, So
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  Speaker 1: here we go. First episode, instant Reaction, play it all right, right,
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  Speaker 1: coming to your life from the hull of the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl Champions filling.
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  Speaker 2: Up the Eagles. Guys, it's the Champions on sports Com
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  Speaker 2: the number one Raylen Folly and Tony Fusco show.
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  Speaker 1: As always Polly Fools go here with Tony Fosco and Tony.
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  Speaker 2: The party is raging.
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  Speaker 3: You can hear it in the streets, the screaming, the gunfire.
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  Speaker 3: It's just terrific, the sounds of winning. And you know
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  Speaker 3: you're out there watching this now, well, the.
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  Speaker 1: Winning's gonna continue for you because you get to hear
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  Speaker 1: our full breakdown of every angle of this game with
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  Speaker 1: our usual totally one hundred percent objective analysis, all.
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  Speaker 4: Fair, always objective, one hundred percent exactly because because we
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  Speaker 4: are journalists people first, and that's why we're in here
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  Speaker 4: right now doing the show and not for you. We
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  Speaker 4: could be out there, trust us, you know, drinking, having
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  Speaker 4: tons of free secs sets your curriculum exactly.
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  Speaker 2: But we are totally focused on delivering the show, are
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  Speaker 2: we telling it?
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  Speaker 5: By the way, if you do notice something going on
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  Speaker 5: under my desk, you know, don't worry. I am totally
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  Speaker 5: focused and totally locked in. Hold on sech Can you
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  Speaker 5: move a little to the left, you know, maybe put
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  Speaker 5: your hair back a little.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what was I saying again, don't worry about it, Tony.
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  Speaker 4: It was something football, super Bowl, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, look so much to get there right now, so
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  Speaker 1: let's not waste any more time and get right in
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  Speaker 1: to our Super Bowl reaction.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Eagles are the Shempion's Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, my phone ever since the game ended
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  Speaker 1: in the third quarter, you know, people just texting my
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  Speaker 1: phone blowing up, Tony, up your stoat. Just you know,
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  Speaker 1: people texting us saying, Yo, thank you for telling us
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  Speaker 1: to bet on the Eagles all year. I'm now a billionaire.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. And by the way, on the
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  Speaker 1: subject on the subject of money, Tony, you know, people
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  Speaker 1: are thanking us because earlier this week we offered to
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  Speaker 1: bribe the refs six point four million dollars for an
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  Speaker 1: Eagles victory. And well, first of all, we want to
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  Speaker 1: tell you no money changed hands, right, We didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to spend a single cent, well except for when the
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  Speaker 1: rest called the penalty chiefs in the first quarter.
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  Speaker 2: That did set us back two hundo.
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  Speaker 1: But otherwise, after that, exactly after that, that was all
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  Speaker 1: Eagles talent you saw, and and Dony, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to sound that grandocious here, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say I don't think I'm getting carried away
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  Speaker 1: when I say this was the biggest win in all
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  Speaker 1: of sports history, wasn't it, Dony?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely no other team has been so globally dominant ever.
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  Speaker 5: We opened the season winning at Brazil and taken home
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  Speaker 5: the coveted Brazilian National championship, and we ended the season
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  Speaker 5: taking home the United States national championship. Yep, that's dominating
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  Speaker 5: two whole continents when you think about it. We haven't
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  Speaker 5: seen such multi continent dominance since the dinosaurs, you know,
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  Speaker 5: when the earth was that one big piece of land,
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  Speaker 5: what they call it, the the baneraera, Panera so this
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  Speaker 5: is both historic and prehistoric.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, just incredible historical and archaeological perspective that Dowdy and Dusty.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's just as epic a loss from that
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  Speaker 1: No tallent hack Patrick Mahons just terrible for him. And oh, Dony,
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  Speaker 1: you did power rankings, didn't you That show just how
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  Speaker 1: bad it was for Mahomes.
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  Speaker 2: Tonight tell the paper.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, when you break it down, Patrick Mahomes was really
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  Speaker 5: the sixth best quarterback in the game. Number one Jalen Hurts,
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  Speaker 5: who was perfect in every way.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Number two Kenny Pickett made no mistakes, yep. Number three
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  Speaker 5: Corson Wentz. You know the Chiefs really should have started
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  Speaker 5: him insteady Number four Tom Brady were a really nice watch,
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  Speaker 5: very big and yellow class Number five Peyton Manning was
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  Speaker 5: very funny and very relatable in those commercials ye and
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  Speaker 5: number six Patrick Mahomes. And by the way, now that
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers as a free agent, you gotta wonder if
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  Speaker 5: they cut Mahomes and go to Aaron Rodgers instead.
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  Speaker 1: In Kansas City, you just gotta won the Tony just
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl level analysis from you there. And you know
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  Speaker 1: who looks worse than Mahomes tonight, Nick Saban, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because you know back in college at Bama he went
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  Speaker 1: with Tour over Jalen.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now, look, Jalen just won the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, our sources tell us that Tour went to go
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  Speaker 1: watch the game tonight and confused his TV for his microwave.
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  Speaker 1: I wound up burning his entire house down. Just such
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  Speaker 1: a sad turn of events, isn't it, Tony?
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  Speaker 2: So sad?
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  Speaker 1: And you know the Chiefs weren't the only ones off
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  Speaker 1: their game tonight, Dony, Yeah, the refs were really.
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  Speaker 2: Off their game.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't want to complain here,
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  Speaker 1: but usually they would have called back at least three
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  Speaker 1: or four of those Eagles touchdowns.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Tony, what do you think happened there?
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  Speaker 5: You know, the refs must have had Super Bowl jitters.
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  Speaker 5: They totally abandoned their game plan early. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 5: not complaining, but their production was very low compared to
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  Speaker 5: the rest of the season. They lacked their usual speed
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  Speaker 5: in coming up with fraudulent pass interference calls and random
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  Speaker 5: illegal formation penalties that make no sense. Usually watching the
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  Speaker 5: NFL is like watching a Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight,
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  Speaker 5: But tonight it was just unusually fair and balanced, and
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  Speaker 5: you have to be concerned about that if you're Roger Goodell.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the entire league office has to be concerned
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  Speaker 1: right now, Donnie. And on that note, you know, in
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  Speaker 1: the Commander's Eagles game a couple weeks back, we learned
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  Speaker 1: that refs can actually give out points whenever they want.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Our sources tell us that tonight, late in the third quarter,
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  Speaker 1: Roger Goodell furiously ordered the refs to give the Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: two touchdowns, but there was significant pushback from the refs
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  Speaker 1: who said that would just be too obvious. So then
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  Speaker 1: tell us that Roger Goodell actually tried to pass emergency
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  Speaker 1: legislation that would have changed the number of points awarded
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  Speaker 1: for a touchdown from.
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  Speaker 2: Seven to thirty one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but unfortunately for him, when he tried to call
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  Speaker 1: the NFL Competition Committee office, they had all fallen asleep
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  Speaker 1: watching the game, so nobody was there to answer the phone,
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  Speaker 1: just went unanswer us. Just so lucky, yep. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and talk about lucky for us. We have
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  Speaker 1: the best coach in the game, right, Nick Sirianni. Just
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  Speaker 1: perfect coaching and head shaving, right, you know, he so
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  Speaker 1: expertly shaved his head after the bye week and then
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  Speaker 1: went basically undefeated since then.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, what did we er after the game?
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  Speaker 1: This is having a huge ripple effect across the league,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: My sources tell me that right after the game, Andy
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  Speaker 5: Reid ran into the locker room and immediately started shaving
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  Speaker 5: his head, his chest, and both his balls, and ordered
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  Speaker 5: his team to shave all their body in pubic hair too.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: My sources also tell me that there's so much down
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  Speaker 5: pubic hair in the locker room showers that the pipes
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  Speaker 5: are absolutely backed up and some are even bursting. Police
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  Speaker 5: on the scene are calling it the worst plumbing disaster
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  Speaker 5: in New Orleans since Katrina.
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  Speaker 2: We send our prayers to those affected once.
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  Speaker 1: Again, absolutely, our prayers are with everybody affected. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: on a sad note too, that's sad because you know,
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  Speaker 1: I thought Travis Kelcey's hair looked especially full and lustrous tonight,
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  Speaker 1: like he'd been using it a conditioner, maybe getting some
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  Speaker 1: pointers from Taylor Swift's stylist or something.
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  Speaker 5: You know, he kind of looked like a young John Travolta,
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  Speaker 5: you know, especially when he wore that brown leisure suit
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  Speaker 5: into the stadium. But of course, now that hair is
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  Speaker 5: down the drain, along with their Super Bowl hope. So
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  Speaker 5: I guess while I'm happy about the Chiefs losing, I'm
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  Speaker 5: sad about all that lustrous hair just senselessly gone.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they're all right. Well, maybe one bad thing happened tonight.
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  Speaker 1: But oh there was one bright spot for the Chiefs,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't there, Tony?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard Taylor Swift is already writing more very
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  Speaker 5: depressing music. In fact, my sources tell me she actually
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  Speaker 5: stopped watching the game in the third quarter and locked
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  Speaker 5: herself in a broom closet and started writing lyrics. So
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  Speaker 5: while the Chiefs are no longer favorite to win a
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  Speaker 5: Super Bowl in the next twenty years, they are early
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  Speaker 5: favorites to take home the Grammy for Album of the
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  Speaker 5: Years co producers on the next Taylor Swift album.
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  Speaker 2: So good for them.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe there's some hope for the Chiefs organization.
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  Speaker 1: After rules they could take home at Tito. There you go,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Oh, one order of business, we do need
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: to talk about Tony A little awkward here, bro. You know,
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  Speaker 1: before the game, we did invite Nick Foles to come
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  Speaker 1: on our next show. Right, yeah, but now he's no
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  Speaker 1: longer the only Super Bowl winning quarterback in Eagles history. Now,
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: as you all know, you know, we've been inviting Nick
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  Speaker 1: Foles on the show for quite a while now, and
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: he's not shown up for about the four hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty two consecutive weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Which is understandable. You know, he's a legend.
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  Speaker 1: So he's a legend, and you know so that so
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe what we got to do just to
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  Speaker 1: appease both sides here, Tony, is we invite Foles and
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  Speaker 1: Jalen that's on together.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go, Jalen, we know you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Say you're welcome on the show next week. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: well that just about raps just a terrific show here, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And uh hold on just the moment, Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 2: do you do you not hear when I don't hear, Tony? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Usually when you say that, we hear the worst voice
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  Speaker 5: in the whole world, but we don't hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Right now? Is he back there?
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  Speaker 1: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Producer?
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  Speaker 1: Jay?
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  Speaker 2: You back then? What are you doing? Where is he?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think he showed up, Tony. I don't think
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  Speaker 5: so either. You know, he's probably in his field right now,
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: because I'm crying.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: He probably right now. Now, how the hell are we
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  Speaker 2: even on the air. What's going on? Back? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he set it up so we sit down and
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  Speaker 2: then it went on. This is very confusing people, but
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  Speaker 2: it's better. It's better, you know. Honestly, this is the
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  Speaker 2: second big is win this night. This is your second
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  Speaker 2: biggest win. This might be the greatest night in the
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  Speaker 2: history of the show of my life, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, let's wrap it on that great note. Hey, congratulations
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  Speaker 2: to all of us, especially.
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  Speaker 1: To me and you Tony for supporting this team and
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  Speaker 1: all the bets we're playing past.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: We play so many bets on Fusco bet this you know,
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  Speaker 2: this year and the Eagles, and we told you to
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  Speaker 2: do it and now you're long billionaires because of it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, hey, don't forget rate and review this
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  Speaker 1: show on Apple Fodcasts five stars.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Go buy some merch in the merch store.
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  Speaker 1: You know. We throw some new unlicensed Eagles merchant super
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  Speaker 2: In there, and a doning great job as always, same
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  Speaker 2: to you, Paulli. Another flawless season.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, totally flawless world champions. All right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: see it fainball.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. See your.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that was the first episode. We'll be right
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  Speaker 1: back after this quick break. You know, obviously the best
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  Speaker 1: but what do you do on that one day every
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  Speaker 5: This shirt is so fresh and so clean and so
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  Speaker 5: soft that I'm even actually considering wearing it on days
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  Speaker 5: when my beautiful green football jersey isn't in the wash.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I got mine on now, downy, looking good,
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  Speaker 1: very comfortable, soft, But I gotta say, you know it
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  Speaker 1: from break. Now here's the episode we did a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days after the super Bowl, just as flawless. Uh
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna hear from me again because actually I'm
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  Speaker 1: late for the airport.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go, so uh roll that tape. Play it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, right right coming to you lie from Philly,
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  Speaker 1: the whole of the world Champion Philadelphia Foot Show Yo,
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  Speaker 1: as all as Polly Fools go here with Donty Fools
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  Speaker 1: go with Donate Yo. Just a huge show today, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just it's absolutely electric out there and Philly. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we got the parade in just a few short hours.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I don't want to take anything away
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  Speaker 1: from the team Tony, but really this whole celebration is
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  Speaker 1: you know, really about us, thy Absolutely, we were warning you.
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  Speaker 1: We said the Chiefs are total frauds, and we were
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  Speaker 1: right all along.
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  Speaker 5: Were if we don't yeah yeah, and we said it
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  Speaker 5: when they won three out of those five Super Bowls
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  Speaker 5: that they were total frauds. And now people are finally
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  Speaker 5: seeing what we were saying all along. You know, this
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  Speaker 5: is exactly why you got to watch the tape and
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: not rely on misleading numbers like Super Bowl wins. They
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: don't tell the whole story. Hopefully this is a lesson
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  Speaker 5: for everyone out there exactly. Never trust what you'll see.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 1: I mean when you're watching the show, of course, of
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  Speaker 1: course that it's by the way, on that note, you
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  Speaker 1: know our betting picks this year because we told you
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  Speaker 1: to take the Eagles every week of billions, billions of seasons.
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  Speaker 2: But what has anyone out there done for us?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you out there talking to you lazy ass,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: You know, if you want to properly thank us for
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: what we've done for you, instead of sitting there like
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: some lump, you rate and review the show on the
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: podcast platforms, you hit like and subscribe and comment on
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: the YouTube, you follow us on TikTok and ig. And
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: when you're done us two yeah, you tell your friends,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: and then when you're done with that, you go to
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: our merch store and you buy everything.
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  Speaker 2: It's also simple, you got it.
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  Speaker 5: Literally, it's only like eleven or twelve simple things that
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: you have to remember.
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  Speaker 2: That's not hard at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll see Dody. You know, we're watching those
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  Speaker 1: numbers carefully and we're watching you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, on that note, all right, so much to get tho.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get right into our top story. All right,
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  Speaker 1: First out the game, obviously, Eagles Parade here in Philly,
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  Speaker 1: the celebration underway, and you know, the Eagles of course
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  Speaker 1: asked us to be on one of the floats, the
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  Speaker 1: lead float going down the street. But unfortunately Tony and
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I had that appointment with his physical therapists, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: he can't move it without getting charged. The cancelation season,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: he's gonna miss it. Also, I'm double booked though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta see do a thing. Anyway, while I hate
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: to miss it, I was so glad to hear that.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: You know, the Philadelphia school system wised up and canceled
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: classes Friday so just to the kids could go to
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the parade. The people that complaining saying this is a
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: poor choice that reflects polly on our city. What the
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: hell are these people talking about, Dony, Are.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: You kidding me? This is a great message for the kids. Yeah, sure,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: you could sit in.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: A classroom and learn all that three plus four plus
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: five equals you know, whatever it equals, or which planet's
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: roll take around the Earth?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: You know, But when will you need to know that
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: in life?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Never?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: The parade, on the other hand, shows that if you
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: really want to be somebody, all you gotta do is
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: get really good at football, get recruited by a Division
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: one a school, do really good there, enter the draft,
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: find the right agent who makes you get drafted by
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: a good team, and then you just work out every
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: day until you can dead squad nine hundred pounds. That's
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: so much better and easier than wasting your time with
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: all this school nonsense.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, I mean school what a waste of time
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: when you think about it. You learn more if you're
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: a kid at.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: A Super Bowl parade course or you're doing some stupid
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: classroom right, Tody.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, you learn history because the Eagles winning is the
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: greatest achievement in the history of time. And you know,
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: you learn math by having to count how many beers
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: your parents drink before they pass out from alcohol poisoning.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: You know, you learn English from all the colorful language
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: being used by everyone, and you also learn anatomy from
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: you know, the women flesh in their bulbs.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: It's a great education if you ask me. Just great
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: societal analysis that Dony. And Well, now let's move to
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs. You know Patrick Mahomes just reeling after being
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: exposed as the no talent hack we always told you
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: he was, And well, our sources continue to tell us
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: that the team is now heavily considering cutting Mahomes and
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: replacing him with the now free agent Aaron Rodgers, who
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: has just let go by the Jets.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And well, Tony.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: The stats just show Rogers is the better choice by
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: a mile, don't they totally?
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, just compare their performance all time in the
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers crushes Mahomes in every statistical category.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Pull up that graphic.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Yep, look at this winning percentage, Mahomes a dismal sixty percent.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers are perfect one hundred percent. Wow passer rating
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Mahomes eighty six point nine. Aaron Rodgers won eleven point
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: five Wow interceptions. Look at this, Mahomes in abysmal seven
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: interceptions and Rodgers zero.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Absolute super Bowl perfection.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Just can't argue with any of those numbers, don't he
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: just terrific statistical analysis there. And oh well, speaking of
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: the whole story, you know, someone taking a lot of
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: flack after that Super Bowl loss is Chiefs died end
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey. Now, people they're saying Travis Kelcey quit on
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: his team because you know, he wasn't doing anything to
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: block the Eagles defense, just kind of standing around. But
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: these morons, they're missing the obvious, aren't they.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Donty.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, It's clear that after just one quarter of watching
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Patrick Mahomes play like dorgshiit, Travis Kelcey knew that the
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: only chance the Chiefs had to win that game was
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: if Mahomes got injured and their backup QB.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Carson Wentz came in.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: So Kelsey did the smart thing and did as little
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: as possible to stop the Eagles pass rush in the
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: hopes that Mahomes would get his body so mangled and
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: broken that he would have no shot of returning to
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: the game. I mean, you know, nobody knew the Eagles
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: better than Carson Wentz, a former Eagle, and Travis Kelcey
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: knew that. If anything, the Chiefs fans, Oh Travis, a
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: huge thank you forgiving it is all by giving nothing
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Such spot on analysis that Dony and well, now to
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: the other side of that story. The Travis Kelcey's girlfriend
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: or promotional partner, whatever.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You want to call it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: That Taylor Swift. She was booed when she appeared on
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: the Jumbo trock at the Super Bowl. And now people
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: are saying, well, this is so insulting to women. It's
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: because of a chauvinism, men hating on women, wanting them
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: to get as far away from football as possible, not
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: having any place, you know, go back to the other
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: places in the house if you catch my drift. But Donnie,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: you know we are the ones as men who are
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: insulted arcly.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have no problem admitting that when I saw
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Taylor Swift, I booed as loudly as I could. I
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: didn't boot Taylor Swift because she ruined the NFL. I
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: bowed her because of her mediocre last album, your Tortured
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Poets Department. There were no hit songs. Look at nineteen
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: eighty nine reputation even speak now those albums are chalk
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: full of upbeat, radio friendly singles, But Tortured Poets is
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: all like slow boring and depression album tracks. You know,
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: who's afraid of little old me? More like I'm afraid
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: of listening to that crappy song again. Personally, I'm offended
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: as a man that people think I was boeing her
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: over football.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Shame on you, women, Yeah, shame on you.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know, I say that knowing our audience
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: is actually ninety nine point ninety percent men. But for
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: that other, you know, one percent or whatever it is,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: you know, shame on you. Shame on you, one person,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: one woman. Anyway, right, talking about that jumping the conclusions, Tony,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: you know, you see that absolutely bizarre press conference from
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott this week, but he said the Cowboys are
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: quote very close to the Eagles, despite the glaringly obvious
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: fact that the Eagles just won the Super Bowl while
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: the Cowboys were, you know, sitting in a dumpster somewhere
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: in Tony. You know, we'd usually take this opportunity to
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: crack a joke at Dak's expensive. You know, this is
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: so troubling and off putting that we just can't bring
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: ourselves to do.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: That, cameo.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: No, you know, it's very clear that Dak is in
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: a serious mental decline right now. You know, I would
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: say that Dak is suffering from dementia, but that's not
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: entirely medically accurate. You know, what Dak has is actually
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: far worse. We need to call it dak menshia. You know,
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Komenshia is a very serious mental disorder where your brain
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: becomes so scrambled you forget what team you're on, or
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: who your team's owner is, or how many playoff wins
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: you have, or what round you were drafted in because
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: you're a mediocre talent. I mean, you know it's bad
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: when Jerry Jones has a better mental capacity than you do.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: I just really hope Dak gets the help he needs.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Just such a beautifully sobering message that DONI and well
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: to someone who has no problem with his mental capacity.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Of course, I'm talking about ESPN's Carl Ravitt.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you see this.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: The other day he was commenting an SEC basketball game
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: between Bama and Texas, and he took the opportunity to
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: use a stat to point out that there are no
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: dominant teams in the SEC right now here.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Play that clip two way, so.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Think about it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: We know how dominant they were at the non conference
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: season the SEC, they were one hundred and eighty five
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: and twenty three. Since January fourth into Tuesday, the SEC
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: teams are eighty two and eighty two. It's not as
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: if one team of two teams or three, they're eighty
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: two and eighty two. Like there's been no ability to
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: pull away. There's no dominant group of teams.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: You know, Donny, people were saying this stat was misleading
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: and made no sense. I thought it was really interesting
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: and eye opening, didn't you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I noticed this in the Big Ten
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: two when I crunched all the numbers, I found that
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: when teams in the Big Ten faced each other over
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: the past five years, they have a combined record of
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: three fifty six and three fifty six, just the mediocre
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: five hundred record.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Just no dominant team. Yeah, there just no dominant teams.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I noticed this though, when I was looking up at
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: NFL stats.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I looked up the entire history of the AFC, and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: get this, When any of the teams in the AFC
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: play each other, they have a combined record of eight thousand,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: seven hundred and thirty three and eight thousand, seven hundred
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and thirty three. Can you believe how that works out
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: was completely mediocre, five hundred record, no dominant, no dominant teams.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: There you go, all right, Well on the subject the
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: dominant teams. You got to get in a word here
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: for a business that we're doing, Tony. You know your
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: people out there, you've heard of cameo, right, Well this
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: is even better.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: It's full scameo. That's right.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: You get messages directly to you whoever you want to
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: send them to, from me and Tony. Maybe you want
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• 26:40
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• 26:42
  Speaker 2: You know, you can do whatever you want.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: You know, Like, let's say if you forgot Valentine's Day
• 26:47
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• 26:56
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• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, let's say you did for at Valentine's Day,
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: we will personally send a message to your wife, for
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: girlfriend or your mom if you like, our producer and
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• 27:11
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• 27:14
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• 27:22
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• 27:25
  Speaker 1: And well, right now we're offering a special limited dime
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  Speaker 2: Take it.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: And also, it's not like we have a producer. There's
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: any help back there. Yeah, he told us he wants
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: a cut of.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Everything we do.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'll give you a cut around
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: your neck, yeah exactly, And you gout you're asking.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: Me to do extra work. It's only fair.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: No, you want to talk fair, I'll give you a
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: fair to a cab ride to drive yourself off a cliff.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Get at it, shut up. Stop.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Besides, we got something very important to do. It very
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: you know, very kind of what I call it solemn,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: don't you write? You know, you know, in honor of
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the Eagles winning, we needed to do right now, a
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: very special tribute to the man who we always believed
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: in from day was Nick Siriotti. You know, he gave
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: that epic opening press conference a few years ago, and
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: we said when we heard it, we were like, this
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: man is a football genius.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: We're in greater now.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: These idiots out there they called that press conference quote
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: embarrassing and quote deeply troubling.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: These people don't know, quote.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: A fucking show of epic proportions. I'm just reading what
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: was in you know, the New York Times right now.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I remember, but we were the ones who said, no,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: you're the show exact right. You just don't understand genius
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: when you see eight people. So right now I hope
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: you're listening. Put all those people are listening right now.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go back through some of those moments of wisdom,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: those great moments of wisdom he gave us in that
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: opening PRESSA and we're just gonna show you how he
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: laid out the whole championship road right there.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: So let's go ahead.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: We're gonna start with this first clip by he's talking
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: about how he built systems and all that itch is
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: so smart.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Here producer play clip twelve. A.
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, next thing that's very important to me is that
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: we build a smart football team. That we have a
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: smart football team here, and I know we have the
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: people in place to do that. The first part of that,
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: the first part of being smart is knowing what to do.
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: We're gonna we're gonna know, we're gonna have systems in
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: place that are easier to learn, all right, complicated to
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: the defense or offense that they're going against, or the
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: special teams group they're going against, but easy for us
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: to learn. Because when we can put that, because we
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: when we can learn our system and we can get
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: good at our system, then our talent can take over.
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: Less thinking equals talent takeover. But we need to have
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: systems in place, and we will have systems in place
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: to do so.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: See, there you go, babe, I mean genius. I mean
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: what a great quote there. Less thinking equals talent takeover.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: I think of what do you need to know that
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: the more you think, the less you're allowing your talent
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: to come in and take over.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: They can only gets into I mean, you know, look,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: this is what I always tell people. You sit around
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: and think, like you know, for this show, what do
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: we do we sit around them?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: No, we don't prepare exactly, come on go and you
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: can't think. You just let it go. All these other
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: sports talk shows are having these prep meetings and what No,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: you just go.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: That's why they just go exactly what do you and
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: what is it? What do you want to football team?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: You want to have a dumb of course, you want
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: to have a smart football day?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Simple equal smart.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: All right, now let's go to the next clip. And now,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I know we play this clip all the time. You
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: probably know it by heart. But yeah, it's just there's
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: so much just brilliance backed into it that you really
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: got to listen to it twenty four to twenty five
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: times before you really appreciate what this man was saying. Uh,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: he is talking about the importance of competition and meeting
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: guy there, let's just play that clip thirteen B hit it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: I think the other thing that's important to me is
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: that we compete every single day. We compete every single day,
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: just like it's important. Just like it's important to practice
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: a play to get good at that place so you
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: can run it in a game. It's important to practice
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: competing in the meeting room. It's important that we meet
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: or compete in the on the field and also off
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: the field. We're constantly going to be competing with each other.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: See there you go, Babell, he's laying it all out again,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: jumps again. You got you want to win, You got
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: to meet and compete, and that's what you gotta go see.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: If you don't meet, well, then how can you know
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: to compete?
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Going to go into a game and compete if before
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: you didn't meet.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: It's not many teams have we seen who get on
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the field and they don't know to compete, right, because
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: why that Happenstly they didn't meet. If you don't meet,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: then how can you know you're not prepared?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: That's exactlyy aspect. Okay, all right, let's do this next
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: one here.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: All right, he's talking about his play calling experience, you know,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: and she had a lot of coming from the Colts
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: and all that his readiness to take on the team.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: All right, let's just hear it, twenty five Z go ahead.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: When you call plays, all right? In the NFL, it's
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: a collaboration. It's a collaboration of everybody, and the hard
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: work and the hard work goes into that game of
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: how you call plays Monday through Saturday. It's truly Monday
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: through Saturday with being in those meetings together, everybody being
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: in the meetings together and thinking about the plays first,
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: and then taking that game plan and spelling it out
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: to the quarterback and seeing what they like, and then
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: when you get to the later in the week saying okay,
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: what's our first time?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Sorry, we just got to cut everything was truly great.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: What he was saying, I just got to keep an
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: eye on the time because we're up against it a doty.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: But you could see what he was saying that, don'ty.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I mean see what he understood is a lot of
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: these coaches think, well, you just show up Sunday and
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Sundays on Sunday exactly. No, No, you've got to start
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: on Monday and go to Saturday all the way through.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Saddy wonder why we're world champions? You look no further.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: He spelled it all out. I would just applaud him,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: just the true genius.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you, yik, Sirianni And uh, well, you know we
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: also do have to applaud ourselves, don'ty I mean.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: You know, look, you're back at the season. We really did.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I bought for the team, you know. I mean it's
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: really you know, eighty percent ninety percent us when you
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: break it down. But so, you know, thank you to us.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, and I don't forget, you know, thank you to
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• 34:05
  Speaker 1: you kid in me. If it's somebody you don't have
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to worry about doing a foose came Yah.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry. He will not be unless you do pay
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: an extra twenty dollars and then he will do it.
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  Speaker 2: Then what do you want?
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: Corrections?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: What you said?
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: Aaron Rodgers has better stats in the Super Bowl than
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: Patrick Mahomes.
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  Speaker 2: Look it up, bro, Yeah, his averages are way better.
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: Bro. Look, you're just skewing stats. You wouldn't go with averages,
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: you would go with totals.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, well you're a total douchebag. Yeah you want
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: to see something below average, look down your pants. That's
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: a great one. Yeah. Oh, he's still talking.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: What you're saying. Karl Ravich made a good point when
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  Speaker 7: he said every basketball team in the SEC has a
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: five hundred record in conference play.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no dominant teams. Yeah, just a bunch of mediocrity, bro. Pathetic.
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  Speaker 7: No, don't you see that when teams play each other
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  Speaker 7: in the same conference, one team wins, another loses. So
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: therefore all teams combined would always have a five hundred record.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're an expert on playing with yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and after the show, I'm gonna combine my foot
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: and your balls.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Can't wait for that? Well, he's still going that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: What you said Taylor Swift's last album, you didn't have
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: any hits.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: On it, goose egg bro not radio friendly, Bro, I
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: just looked it up on Billboard.
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: I can do it with a broken heart when Top
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: three and Fortnite went to number one, So you're wrong.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well after the show, you're going to have
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: a broken heart after I stab you with my knife.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what's gonna go number two? You when
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I punch you and you yourself great one, doty oh
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: and get this just booked. We finally made it happen, Doughty.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: They both agreed next.
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  Speaker 1: Week on the show two Super Bowl MVPs Eagles Legends
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Nick Foles and Jalen Hurts Bo He'll.
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  Speaker 2: Be it's just gonna be so big.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Don't forget all the eleven things we told you to
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: do at the front of the show. You're gonna you
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: can go back and watch, listen, watch, You're gonna rate
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and review.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: You're gonna go to the shop. You're gonna I can't
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: even remember this so much, but you know you exactly exactly.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: It's your job. But talking about job, great job, as always.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Donate same to you, Pauie. Another floorless show.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Here you go. We'll see your people next week.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: See your