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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – busy on the toilet? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: So here we go, Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings,
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  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings. All right, gathering team, it's time to have
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  Speaker 2: a guess, Sulin. How many senseless survey questions shall I
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  Speaker 2: ask this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Nine questions?
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  Speaker 3: None?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a very good kiss my food. Ten question
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  Speaker 2: you're getting cold? Nine questions.
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  Speaker 1: You've got me eight? Well done about going? I left
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  Speaker 1: the door open for you to go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I love how seriously we take this.
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  Speaker 1: You know we can't win any thing. Peats.
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  Speaker 2: We like being right.
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  Speaker 1: Not everything needs a price.
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  Speaker 3: Price is the prize all day long.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So so we'll lock it down on the WhatsApp telephone.
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  Speaker 2: Every Monday, I phone up a random person, ask them
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  Speaker 2: important questions that I kind of gather along the week
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  Speaker 2: that need answers.
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  Speaker 1: To of course, of course, very serious.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. They scared to ask these questions at the mud
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  Speaker 2: Lunger Commission.
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  Speaker 1: But not you, brave man. I'll go where no one's
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  Speaker 1: gone before. A hero. Thank you. The prize. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here is today's senseless survey kept on help you. Good morning, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine two one three, I'm calling you from the Census Bureau.
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  Speaker 2: I just need about ten seconds if you're time to
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  Speaker 2: ask you a few questions for your country.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure enough time for.
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  Speaker 3: You, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: How do illiterate people keep themselves busy on the toilet?
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  Speaker 2: Illittered people probably on your phone? Is it sad that
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  Speaker 2: turtles can never have sleepovers? I don't think so. Heat, pressure,
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  Speaker 2: and time. The three things that make a diamond the
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  Speaker 2: same three things that make a waffle.
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  Speaker 1: Please explain.
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  Speaker 2: That's a difficult one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Is it true that having a toddler in their why
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  Speaker 2: phase makes you realize how much you know and don't
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  Speaker 2: know about things?
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  Speaker 1: Probably?
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  Speaker 2: Is a kangaroo just a t rex mixed with a deer.
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  Speaker 2: When jogging, do we put on special clothes so people
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  Speaker 2: don't think we are being chased? Yes? Probably?
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  Speaker 1: Is there anything more.
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  Speaker 2: Gross than a kid coughing with a U shaped tongue?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: If they're called leggings, why are people's stomachs in them?
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  Speaker 1: Whow the phone? Put down the phone?
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  Speaker 2: You put down the phone because nonsense, you put down
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  Speaker 2: zero val No, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I should be called leggings and half a stomach. You
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  Speaker 1: high waisted leggings are a thing.
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  Speaker 3: They exist for a reason, and we let me not
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  Speaker 3: love them.
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  Speaker 2: They hold ye together so nicely.
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  Speaker 1: So that you can move with freedom and confidence. She
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  Speaker 1: put down the phone rightfully, so she should have put
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  Speaker 1: it down. Quicker action. Nine questions. She's got time, she's
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  Speaker 1: got patience, What a quick? What a troll?
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  Speaker 2: And think about it like no, no, no, let's think
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  Speaker 2: less about it. If you're not running in running clothes, hey,
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  Speaker 2: you've been chased or.
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  Speaker 1: You're late, runnin scar.
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  Speaker 2: Do you see somebody running in jeans and a shirt
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  Speaker 2: and whatever, and you know this man needs help or
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  Speaker 2: this lady needs help or they.
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  Speaker 1: Are the danger. They stole something.
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  Speaker 3: True?
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  Speaker 1: That twist? Alright, that is your senseless survey.
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  Speaker 2: Here's j Lo my love don't cost a thing on
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  Speaker 2: KF Mornings eight twenty five. Let's spin the wheel of joy.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Benice from Good Words.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: But I love you all love you, We love you too, Benice. Okay, Benice,
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  Speaker 2: you heard all the questions, which one was your favorite?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody came up with another name, saying that they should
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  Speaker 2: be called smickings. Okay, bit of a journey, but I
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  Speaker 2: get it. Okay, how many questions did I ask.
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  Speaker 1: Eight? Benice?
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  Speaker 2: Correct answer. Let's spind the wheel of joy? Okay, jump in,
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  Speaker 2: all right, how do you want it?
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  Speaker 1: FoST or slow? Left or right to the right, FOS
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  Speaker 1: to the right end FOS. Let's give it a work around.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Oh it's a good one. They're all good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what have you got? Okay, well you have one? Wow,
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  Speaker 3: this is a This is a very nice price.
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  Speaker 1: All of us in suspense.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't alluded to anything that's on the wheel, but
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  Speaker 2: just from memory over time, is there anything that you
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  Speaker 2: recall that I wouldn't mind that? No? Okay, Well, what
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  Speaker 2: you have won is a derma pen, micro needling, facial treatment,
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  Speaker 2: a full body red light phototherapy, ozone capsule detoxing and
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  Speaker 2: infrared sauna session to the value of two from Longevity Cove.
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  Speaker 3: You favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you deserve some softness, some luxury, yes, the best.
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  Speaker 2: How old are you, Bernice? If you don't mind me asking?
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  Speaker 2: Fifty two? So you're going for your fifty two k?
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  Speaker 1: And how are the fifties treating you? They sound fair
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  Speaker 1: good good, that's good? All rights?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know after fifty from what I hear from people,
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  Speaker 2: they say all they want is just.
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  Speaker 1: Peace exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And have you found your piece? Yes, I think I have.
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  Speaker 1: It's been through a lot, but a good point. Good
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  Speaker 1: you find your piece. You are rich beyond measure.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well listen, go for a lack of
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  Speaker 2: day out there and.
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  Speaker 1: Working on all the stuff that they do. This stuff
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  Speaker 1: on the exactly what I love.
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  Speaker 2: Wonderful sounds like a whole day thing which is which
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  Speaker 2: is okay, Well you enjoy that, Benice okayaks, whoa, whoa, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I have a good week. Pleash and thank you to
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  Speaker 2: the Longevity Company.
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  Speaker 3: Morning with Darren Sherlin Sibbs and you