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Is Ryan Hoppe Sexist? (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.16.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I guess this is true. I believe Speedy.
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  I just don't follow the page. They guess. They
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  put their body on the line and they put their
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  opinions in front of them. You have this anonymous
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  loser bonded to some news columnist. He's in
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  San Francisco. I didn't fucking vote. I didn't
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  report. Give a crap. I mean, when they don't
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  say it to my face at the morning show boot camp,
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  he'd be like, I'm looking at you, Robert. and
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  I don't care. Picture you put up. I do know about
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  that. It's like a billionaire being a speedo
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  because Kelto probably gave it to him. I was
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  more hurt because I was like, I used to be a,
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  it may be someday. Yo, yo, make it. It's Radio
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  Loser Zero. Embarrassment to women. She's just
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  the absolute worst. Blanchard. Blender. I see
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  the kids. I just want to say that addressing
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  something that. You don't seem that sad for your
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  baby daddy being dead. I've been really kind
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  of trying to keep quiet about, and I'm trying
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  to be extremely respectful. At the same time,
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  I'm watching all of this unfold. I've been watching
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  a lot of this unfold, unfortunately, in the media.
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  Yeah, you're a famous person. This is what you
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  wanted. So I'm just going to come out and finally
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  address it. We've been so worried. Oh, we've
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  been sitting around like, please, come out and
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  address it. So... I think the most important
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  thing that I want to say is that... One. Say
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  crocodile tears and you're such a sociopathic
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  loser! I really loved him. Oh, you totally did.
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  Mm -hmm. Oh, you loved your mom. Shut up. And
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  he was a really good person. Yeah. One is someone...
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  Yeah, you know, the relative that... They are
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  privy to any part of that individual's life.
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  There, you just... Conversation with Ken. He
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  was worried about... to hurt the guy, buddy.
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  ...to other people. Have you seen when she looks
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  like a happy woman that hit the wall years ago
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  and covers it up? ...was arrested for a... ...to
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  JFK Airport on October 11th. Yeah, why is it
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  when a woman... They're, like, defended... ...was
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  arraigned the following day where she faced two
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  counts of assault in the second degree. Ah, it
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  is. Charges to which she has pled not guilty.
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  Of course she didn't. I'd love for her to just
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  be like, Yeah! I'mma plead guilty. I'mma plead
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  guilty. I'm crazy. ...Returnee Sean... Barnes
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  says Selma had mistaking medicine prescribed
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  to treat her multiple sclerosis. The medicine.
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  I see a craze. Additionally, she had worked extensive
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  hours. The children. For a Delta flight to her
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  love life. Her new man. Look about her struggle
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  with bipolar disorder and borderline personality
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  disorder. James McAvoy isn't holding back on
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  his experience filming the band of brothers.
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  12th appearance on Watch What Happens Live. The
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  47 -year -old shares insight into his one -episode
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  arc. On the 2001 miniseries. Got it. Admitting
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  he was bullied by one of the show's stars. Wait
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  a minute. I'm going to tell you what. Beyonce.
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  Yeah. Yeah. I've seen the book. Paul is detailing
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  her steamy sex life with Matthew Rhys while filming
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  The Americans. Yeah, you could definitely tell
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  that. As they play characters. I love the show.
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  I didn't watch the end of it, but I watched it.
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  Rhys tells Chelsea Handler on a recent of her
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  Dear Chelsea podcast. The two, quote, had sex
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  all the time. Warren Sapp is 53 years old. Man.
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  Alexa. Would you say that Warren Sapp acts like
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  a year old with how immature and isn't public?
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  He had some public outbursts and walk -offs.
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  Yeah, he did. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. We all
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  know that Warren Sapp's a baby. Invite him to
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  every party. Because you don't know what Warren
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  you're going to get. Tampa definitely knows this
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  Warren. The body cam video showed up in moments
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  after from a city council meeting last month.
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  Thanks. He knows everything. Because he surrounds
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  himself with handlers that kiss his ass. He always
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  gets mad when he's not invited to every party.
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  But when you are acting, like an absolute food
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  in public, why would you get invited? Now, according
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  to police, they just released this video. This
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  started when Sap and his friend... God, he's
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  such a bully. He's wearing his... Broke. He's
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  like five... Starts in four. Without mentioning
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  that we are... I think everyone's in the top
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  20 for the INC Crafts competition. Go to tophost
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  .org slash 20... It's on my page. I don't even
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  care. I actually want my homie Gabe Salgado to
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  win more than me, the sports journalist in Chicago.
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  Great. And he is great. He's like number one
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  right now. So honestly, as much as I want to
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  win, I'm kind of in 17th place. Bridesmaid. But
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  I would say go vote for Gabe. All right. We got
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  a few things we got to do here. I wasn't going
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  to record today. I'm incredibly hungover, but
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  I've had a lot of water. I'm feeling better.
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  But a hoppy hour orchestra can help me wake up.
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  I know you don't smoke weed. I do. I know this.
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  But I'm going to get you high today. Friday?
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  Uh -huh. You ain't got no job? That's right.
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  And you ain't got shit to do. All right. Now
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  it's time to say Hoppy's on air. Hoppy is on
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  air. So, last night, starting at 4 p .m., I had
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  nothing to do. So I got really drunk at the pool.
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  It looks good today. And some guy named Ian Brown
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  powered. Why? Because he attacked me and he has
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  a private profile. And if you attack me on air
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  and you have a private profile. He is on air.
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  You're a bitch. At least show your family. You're
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  going to attack me. The guy said, how does it
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  feel to hate women? And then also went on to
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  say I'm sexist. I was wondering when this was
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  going to begin. Because I do critique modern
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  day women on this show. But I count it on my
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  finger. I have like five friends that are girls
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  that I'm never going to have sex with. And I
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  also am close to my aunt and my mom. And that
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  guy obviously settled. He's miserable. I'm taking
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  it out on me. It's what every radio host deals
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  with, these accusations. Here's the problem.
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  My haters went so deep on trying to attack me
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  that now they're grasping for anything. If you've
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  got a private profile, you're a bitch! And you
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  know who liked that comment? I usually don't
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  look at my comment section, but I'm a little
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  more ballsy this week. Mike Kaplan. And let me
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  tell you a story about Mike Kaplan. It was Mike...
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  March 2020, during the beginning of the pandemic,
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  and the ever -radio genius known as Mike Kaplan
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  unceremoniously fired Kevin Ryder from Kevin
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  in the Morning after Kevin and Bean ended, and
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  didn't even let him say goodbye during a pandemic,
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  and then almost ruined 106 .7 KROQ in LA, overworking
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  everybody at Odyssey, and then, it says on his
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  LinkedIn, it's so funny. Don't come at me, dude.
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  Done nothing but be nice to you. You got a private
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  profile and a cartoon in your picture. I have
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  a blue dot, so I probably shouldn't talk. And
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  it is a LinkedIn profile. It says, following
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  Intercom's acquisition of CBS Radio, I was recruited
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  to rejuvenate the audience growth of Alt -92
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  .3, a station that no longer exists anymore because
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  of Mike Kaplan, and 106 .7 KROQ in L .A., Which
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  almost went away. That guy who hasn't worked
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  in five years in radio is coming at me. Okay.
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  I did nothing to him. Obviously, everyone's got
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  a Mike Kaplan story. The Woody Show called him
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  the show killer. But you know what? I'm going
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  to refrain from those stories. Whatever you don't
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  think I know about you, Mike Kaplan, I know.
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  You got loose lips. That's the thing I do on
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  this show. I paint a picture of what I'm thinking.
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  I don't actually say it. People misquote me all
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  the time and that's fine. But you can misquote
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  me all you want. But this will be very easy to
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  quote. Mike Kaplan is a failed radio programmer
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  that has ruined stations. Probably, you know,
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  kissing the ass of shitty radio PD because he's
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  mad at radio because he had no talent because
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  he's a boring corporate idiot. Sorry. You're
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  going to like it. and saying I'm sexist, I'm
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  going to respond. Oh, you seem so fun the way
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  you always dress in such nice, bougie clothes.
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  Definitely fits the mold of alternative radio.
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  Shut up. Give him a collar because I don't need
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  him fucking hanging around. He's jealous of this.
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  Mike Kaplan, have a good day. Whatever you do
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  now with your private profile. There's a lot
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  of stuff people can say about me on the radio,
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  but I don't have the name of a show killer. Mike.
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  The show killer. Wow. It's a riveting name. And
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  to the Ian Brown guy that's probably in a loveless
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  marriage. He's going to say, I can kind of see
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  why people think I'm sexist. But all these people
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  online attacking me. Thank you. I'm in your head.
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  How does it feel in a short lifetime before you're
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  going to become maggot food that you're thinking
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  about me? And to be honest, I've already thought
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  way too much about that. So we're going to just
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  move on. But Mike Kaplan, have a good day. Right
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  back. You probably need to be affectionate. And
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  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
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  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
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  fisting. It looks like you went and got a on
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  the iPad screen, whatever the case might be in
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  your hand and a sock, you know, whatever. Like,
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  thank you. But also I would love to be getting
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  railed, but use bucket loads of lube. If you
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  think you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
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  If you don't feel like listening to this next
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  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
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  around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button.
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  Mike Kaplan almost ruined radio. Art's an abolished
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  plan. Let's sand the corners, smooth the sound,
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  make every strange thing safe and bland. The
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  DJ stared, the walls and saw drew a tide outside.
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  And on the fader, one eye. My God. I don't know
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  why social media has to do this. Show me a picture
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  of my ex. It does this thing. In an episode,
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  it doesn't just restart to the beginning. It
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  just continues on with the last five minutes.
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  So sometimes at night, I'll put on, every night
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  I put on adult cartoons, but I can't do Tubi
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  because it does this thing. It just starts with
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  like five minutes left. And I'll be like, how
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  did I just go through four episodes as a critic?
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  I mean, mad. But you get what you pay for and
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  it's free. By the way, don't get, Because me,
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  I don't think Charlie Kirk should be murdered.
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  Maybe I have friends that are MAGA. People online
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  are saying I'm MAGA. When you idiots don't realize
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  that you can be friends with someone that you
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  don't agree with politically, I think Trump's
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  a pedophile. I think Trump's an awful human being.
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  But I can still hang around people and I live
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  a happier life than you. Because all the judgmental
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  liberals that hate on people for doing it can
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  shove it up their ass. I like it. It's Florida
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  Hedge. Jack in the Box. I always hear Hammer
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  and Hank telling me how he goes there. Or San
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  Francisco, he goes to Jack in the Box. Alexa,
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  are there any Jack in the Boxes in Florida at
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  all? Yep, there are Jack in the Box restaurants
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  in Florida. They've got locations in Tallahassee,
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  Longwood, and Orlando. Oh, man, I've got to go
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  to Orlando then. Alexa, Alexa, is there any chance
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  of them opening one up in St. Petersburg, Florida,
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  where Ryan Hoppy lives? Well, Jack in the Box
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  is definitely expanding in Florida, but there's
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  no specific info about St. Petersburg yet. Alexa,
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  stop. Alexa, stop. Thank you, Alexa. Thank you.
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  Come again. We're good. Hoppy's Inbox, only on
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. The power of this
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  show. Seeing off middle -aged rock DJs. And getting
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  a response from Brian Austin Green. I defended
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  him. Shut up. I defended him. People were making
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  fun of him for having emotions on social media.
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  And I did my old thing of adding a collab invite.
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  My God. He responded back and said, thank you
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  for the support. I got you, Brian Austin Green.
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  I got you, Eddie Volkman. Eddie and Jobo Show.
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  And it was let go by, I love, the company's called
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  Connoisseur Media. Eddie's a very punny guy,
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  good with words. And he calls it Common Sewer
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  Media. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He was unceremoniously
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  let go for that dreadful morning show they're
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  doing out in Milford, Connecticut. I thought
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  the company was live and local. Shut up your
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  ass. As much as I hate saying it. You know who's
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  live and local? Mike Kelta. You know who's live
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  and local? Drew Garabo. Punchy radio host in
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  the afterlife. For National Mushroom Day on Hoppy.
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  Wrong class night that I have like nothing prepared.
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  Actually, let's do a combo. National Mushroom
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  Day. National Liquor Day. Because that also was
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  yesterday. National Cheese Curd Day. Trip on
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  mushrooms, get drunk on liquor, and eat cheese
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  curds. I just don't like that they're from Wisconsin.
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  Because people in Wisconsin are douchebags. I've
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  got to be careful with my voice, though. My voice
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  is finally back. I don't have that cool rock
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  DJ. I'm Loper. I'm Crash. I am back to the Ryan
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  Hoppy voice. I'm very jealous of my radio friends.
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  I have good rockin' voices. Sometimes I wake
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  up in the morning and I'm like, at least I don't
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  sound like Mikelta. Nobody wants it! It's time
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  for Sparkle. Oh, jeez. It's National Mushroom
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  Day, Liquor, and Cheeseburger Day. Got the chalkboard
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  out. Reasons to raise a shout. A bunch of national
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  days. Roberta says, Eddie is awesome. I loved
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  listening to him on The Star. And Jim Moran,
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  who used to do the news on WLS 890. I believe
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  he works for the city of Elgin. I forget the
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  name of the summer, but he's an awesome guy.
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  And he says, Eddie is awesome. Obviously, he's
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  a talented and accomplished broadcast legend,
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  but equally a nice and wonderful human being.
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  So there you go. What's going on? Rest in peace.
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  I just rocked Hollywood. And the one person everybody
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  wanted to hear from is Bryan Cranston. He is
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  devastated. He says that he remembers meeting
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  this 14 -year -old kid who had never acted before.
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  Yeah, that's when you're the good actor, is when
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  you've never met him. He watched him become this
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  great actor. It says that they actually texted
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  a few weeks ago to plan lunch. And he ended it
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  like, I miss you, my son. It was so sad. It was
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  heartbreaking. It's terrible. Haley Steinfeld
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  was finally captured by... Gosh, she's hot. ...aid
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  cameras during the Bills game. Unlike Taylor
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  Swift, Haley... She's got a rocking body. She's
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  so... It's almost... Insane how much hotter she
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  is than Taylor Swift. Not even the same ballpark.
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  She is never seen. She was cheering, jumping
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  around. She actually knows her sports. Taylor's
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  like, she looks like a real fan. Hold on a second.
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  Taylor's a real fan. She looks like she knows
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  what she's doing. She looks just like she knows
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  what she's doing as much as Taylor does. Guys.
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  Whatever. I don't need to hear this. Alright,
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  that's today. I fucking just, I wanted to get
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  drunk. I don't know why I did it. I got wide
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  from sick going. I have a freaking headache.
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  But doing the show is very therapeutic. I woke
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  up at like 4 a .m. Jesus Christ. Like a hurricane.
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  50 Cent talks about Diddy. He's getting out soon.
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  Are you concerned? No, I have filters. It's called
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  The Cat. There's a joke online that there's a
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  reason why 50 Cent was shot 50 times. Or nine.
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  I said 50. So there's 50 Cent on Andrew Schultz's
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  podcast, which is so much better without Akash.
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  Definitely whipped by his wife. sexist to me
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  and then kelly clarkson at the art store kelly
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  clarkson is so wrong about what she has done
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  with this art store yeah she's the worst oh of
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  course the woman in the camera section if tmz
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  says she's wrong then i'm on kelly's side yeah
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  wouldn't piss on you if you're on fire and i
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  can tell you this as a guy who worked in his
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  father's liquor store these people were being
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  Good salesman. Yeah, Kelly Clarkson is just an
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  annoying person. Thinks she's better than everybody.
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  Let me explain. She walks in this store and eventually
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  sees this bird for $15 ,000. That's a lot of
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  money, Kelly. You having a mid -life crisis because
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  you know you hit the wall? That, my friends,
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  is a display bird. It's not a bird that's for
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  sale. And she says, I want that bird. And they
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  have the audacity to say, well, maybe you would
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  want this $2 ,000 bird. Oh, so Kelly Clarkson
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  wants everyone to know that she's rich. She's
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  a raging narcissist. She's insufferable to be
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  around. And she thinks she's better than everybody,
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  which is why she's alone. Instead, and she gets
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  all up in her feelings and is like, how dare
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  you be this rude to me? I can afford this. You
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  don't know. What a. Maybe you were walking in
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  looking really raggedy. Then just left dreadful.
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  Who I am, which is essentially what she's saying.
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  Because she's dressed like everybody else. Yeah,
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  everybody walks to the street and goes, oh my
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  God, did you see what Kelly Clarkson said on
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  her show today? Shut up. And you're thinking,
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  oh, well, they just think she doesn't have the
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  money. Well, first of all, that's not that much
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  of a slight if they believe that. Yeah. But Kelly
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  Clark is such an angel. Not at all. I hate that
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  the banger. You know, whenever she leaves the
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  room, everyone's like, man, since she's been
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  gone, things are better. More believable is this,
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  that there was another bird in that store. $2
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  ,000. Got it. And they directed her to that bird.
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  Now, are they saying... Oh, well, you clearly
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  can't afford the $15 ,000 bird. All right, I've
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  heard enough about a bird. We just know that
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  she's absolutely insufferable. Just a terrible
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  woman. Terrible personality. But you can see
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  what's going on here. Back to TMZ Sports. Some
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  people think the NBA is broken. One of those
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  people being famous. I like this music in the
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  background. Makes you want to go to the fucking
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  club. This comedian, Bill Burr. Yeah. Who went
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  on the Part of My Take show. I like Part of My
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  Take. They're good guys. And had a couple ideas
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  for how he could fix the league. Watch this.
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  Here's how I would fix the NBA basketball because
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  it just looks like a shoot -around to me. I don't
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  want to watch a 6 '11 guy taking 23 points. Oh,
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  yeah. So this is what I would do. I would get
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  rid of the defensive three -second rule. The
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  guy can stand down there again. I'd get rid of
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  the three -point line. Until the final two minutes
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  of each quarter. Then it lights up. Then you
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  can take your threes. Okay. I love that. It's
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  some Bill Burr. That was a shot at when me. Just
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  thinks he's better than everybody. You're a dangerous
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  man if you know this. This is a man women cannot
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  resist. Oh, yeah. Tell me about him. It's my
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  life. Hi. My name is Jenna Nicole Williams. And
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  I know what women want, generally speaking. It's
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  true. Nice guys finish last. A nice guy does
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  things for others expecting something in return.
• 59:42
  He's perpetually a victim. All right. I'm just
• 59:45
  boring me. Adrian Broner thinks men's on the
• 59:51
  ground after an elderly woman told him to only
• 59:54
  take two. Yeah, he's another brain dead moron.
• 59:57
  He should stream with Warren Sapp. That's what
• 59:59
  Warren Sapp should do. I know you listen more.
• 1:00:03
  This is how you should make money. You should
• 1:00:04
  just stream. You obviously make a whole havoc
• 1:00:08
  in any room you go in. You honestly act up like
• 1:00:12
  a douche. So why not stream? I would watch them.
• 1:00:18
  That would ruin his life for them. I think his
• 1:00:21
  life's already ruined. Colin Gosling says his
• 1:00:25
  mom needs a psych evaluation. I already had mine.
• 1:00:28
  Chuck Lorre, who's just a dirty rotten loser
• 1:00:31
  with subpar sitcoms, said he was right about
• 1:00:35
  Anna Faris. And we're right about you! You're
• 1:00:37
  a douche! Hilary Swank is pregnant at 52, so
• 1:00:43
  she'll be 70 when her kid graduates high school.
• 1:00:45
  Mm -hmm. Here's a bell of danger ripping into
• 1:00:49
  the new porn stars. Let's go back to like, bro,
• 1:00:55
  it was stacked. Like every fucking girl was a
• 1:00:58
  sex demon. All right. Now they're just going
• 1:01:01
  to rip into women. Oh, the sex is one. Like stacked.
• 1:01:06
  You wouldn't make it back then. You would not
• 1:01:08
  make it. Because if you were actually doing porn,
• 1:01:11
  you had to really love sex so much. Yeah, but
• 1:01:15
  men bring down women, not women bringing down
• 1:01:17
  women. Right back. You probably need to be affectionate.
• 1:01:45
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:01:48
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:01:51
  even fisting. It looks like you went and got
• 1:02:07
  a on the iPad screen, whatever the case might
• 1:02:10
  be in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.
• 1:02:13
  Like, thank you. But also I would love to be
• 1:02:15
  getting railed, but use it. Pocketloads of lube.
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  If you think you have enough lube, double it.
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  see here. You brought so much joy to so many
• 1:10:24
  and now we have nothing to look forward to ever
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  again. Jimmy Kimmel is... Man, Jimmy Kimmel is
• 1:10:30
  not funny. Reacting to Guillermo Rodriguez's
• 1:10:33
  Dancing with the Stars elimination. After the
• 1:10:36
  longtime Jimmy Kimmel Live sidekick was eliminated
• 1:10:38
  from Dancing with the Stars season 35 during
• 1:10:41
  its October 13th episode, the late night host
• 1:10:44
  dedicates a segment to his partner's job well
• 1:10:46
  done. Yeah, he did okay on Dancing with the...
• 1:10:50
  early stars. No, he, it was just, he was there
• 1:10:52
  because he's Guillermo. Jimmy says this during
• 1:10:54
  the October 30th. God, his wife is on, she's
• 1:10:57
  way too skinny. Eat a cheeseburger, honey, and
• 1:10:59
  get a sense of humor. Teenth episode of his late
• 1:11:02
  night show. All right, let's get to the main
• 1:11:04
  event now, to the brightest star in all the...
• 1:11:07
  God, you know Jimmy Kimmel's just an insufferable
• 1:11:09
  douche. Universe Guillermo has somehow, against
• 1:11:11
  all odds, made it to week five of Dancing with
• 1:11:14
  the Stars. All right, whatever. It's a show I
• 1:11:18
  am just not into. Watching Dancing. I don't know
• 1:11:24
  how to dance. And convicted of orchestrating
• 1:11:28
  rapper Tupac Shakur's killing back in 1996, has
• 1:11:31
  been sentenced to 40 years to life in prison.
• 1:11:34
  I just, I don't know why it took so long to find
• 1:11:37
  him, but. Sorry, dude. You're a bitch. Gone on
• 1:11:41
  here. This morning, it's Apple versus Amazon
• 1:11:45
  and Google. Apple announcing 11 new products.
• 1:11:47
  The centerpiece. Ah, they're doing their own
• 1:11:50
  surgery. Powered by Siri AI, Apple Home View,
• 1:11:54
  a 7 -inch display that can sit on the counter
• 1:11:56
  or be mounted on a wall. Sit on my lap! You can
• 1:12:00
  use voice commands to play music, pull up a recipe,
• 1:12:03
  or see your calendar. Alright, there you go.
• 1:12:06
  Paul McCartney is revealing his one frustration
• 1:12:12
  with the new Beatles biopics. Yeah! I love when
• 1:12:15
  these boomers have stuff made for them. It's
• 1:12:18
  Chris Hansen. They just don't like how they're
• 1:12:24
  portrayed. While speaking with Amy Poehler during
• 1:12:26
  a recent episode of her Good Hang podcast, the
• 1:12:29
  84 -year -old musician says when he saw the cast
• 1:12:32
  of the new biopics, The Beatles, a four -film
• 1:12:34
  cinematic event, he noticed one inaccuracy, their
• 1:12:37
  heights. Yeah, that's a weird thing to notice.
• 1:12:41
  While tells Amy, we're all the same height, except
• 1:12:43
  for the only exception, Ringo Starr, who he says
• 1:12:46
  was a bit smaller. All right, there you go. Isn't
• 1:12:49
  it riveting? Who would have thought Amy Poehler
• 1:12:51
  would get better interviews than Howard Stern?
• 1:12:53
  Jesus. Kate Gosselin speaks out amid her son
• 1:12:56
  Colin Gosselin's tell -all book. Following the
• 1:13:06
  release of the 22 -year -old's memoir titled
• 1:13:08
  In the Shadow of Eight, Surviving the Reality
• 1:13:11
  of My Childhood, his mother has posted a cryptic
• 1:13:13
  series of TikTok comments. One follower shows
• 1:13:26
  support for the John and Kate Plus 8 alum, writing,
• 1:13:29
  I know you already know this, but you have the
• 1:13:31
  support of so many. Most importantly, your seven
• 1:13:34
  precious children. All right, there you go. I'm
• 1:13:38
  so frustrated that my For You page is being flooded
• 1:13:40
  with such terrible lies. Nah, it's probably true.
• 1:13:43
  You messed them up. You're a typical narcissist.
• 1:13:47
  I never should have had kids. You're worthless.
• 1:13:52
  It should be illegal to defame someone that way.
• 1:13:55
  Oh, but it should have been illegal how you treated
• 1:13:57
  Colin. You're a pig. I just wanted to say you
• 1:13:59
  are doing a great job keeping your head up through
• 1:14:02
  all of this. We love you. To which Kate replies,
• 1:14:06
  thank you so much. I know rational, logical people
• 1:14:09
  or anyone who has dealt with mental illness understands
• 1:14:11
  what's going on here. Yeah, you're a sociopathic
• 1:14:14
  moron. Cannot think of enough adjectives, enough
• 1:14:18
  words to describe how awful you are. The fact
• 1:14:23
  that you have to, you know, have other women
• 1:14:25
  defend you. That's actually sexist that women
• 1:14:29
  are, you know, defending her. even have any other
• 1:14:35
  words to say she's an idiot and when another
• 1:14:39
  fan claims that colin was oh if you're a fan
• 1:14:41
  then you're a loser is encouraged and enabled
• 1:14:44
  by other dysfunctional and mentally ill people
• 1:14:46
  oh yeah write his memoir kate writes back exactly
• 1:14:52
  i had nothing to do with it oh you're just such
• 1:14:54
  a perfect god he's just an absolute douchebag
• 1:14:59
  except for consent because it was medically necessary
• 1:15:02
  you're a psychopath the fact that you reproduced
• 1:15:06
  And the fact that your kids side with you, you're
• 1:15:09
  a moron. In the book, Colin, who was one of Kate
• 1:15:13
  and ex -husband John Gosselin's eight children.
• 1:15:15
  That poor kid, man. It makes me really appreciate
• 1:15:18
  my mom. Alleges that his mother was both verbally
• 1:15:21
  and physically abusive to him. No, she was so
• 1:15:24
  perfect. Just look at her. She looks like a psychopath.
• 1:15:26
  In one instance, Colin writes that Kate bound
• 1:15:30
  his wrists and ankles with zip ties after he
• 1:15:32
  attempted to escape from their home at age 11.
• 1:15:36
  I would want to escape, too, if that was my mom.
• 1:15:38
  Colin says in the book, I knew I was in trouble.
• 1:15:40
  I just didn't yet understand the shape that trouble
• 1:15:42
  would take. She came at me like a freight train.
• 1:15:45
  Thank God his dad saved him because she will
• 1:15:50
  always be a loser. Kaley Cuoco and Tom Pelfrey
• 1:15:55
  are adding another little star to their universe.
• 1:15:58
  Oh, geez. Get a friggin' Big Bang. The Big Bang
• 1:16:04
  Theory alum and Ozark actor have officially welcomed
• 1:16:08
  their second child together. Yeah, you know he
• 1:16:10
  plows her, by the way. You know he just goes...
• 1:16:12
  The couple announced the arrival... You know,
• 1:16:15
  making a baby with her is fun. ...of their baby
• 1:16:20
  girl, Philomena Carmine Bobby Pelfrey... All
• 1:16:23
  right. ...on Instagram October 14th. All right,
• 1:16:26
  so she had a baby. Whatever. She's a milf. Mm
• 1:16:29
  -hmm. Hillary Swank is getting ready for another
• 1:16:32
  million -dollar baby. Ha ha, they got the one
• 1:16:36
  -liners today at A -News. The 52 -year -old actress
• 1:16:41
  revealing she's expecting her third child with
• 1:16:44
  husband, Philip Schneider. That's going to be
• 1:16:47
  a messed up kid. Going out of here. Val Shverkovsky
• 1:16:53
  apologizes to Carrie Ann Inaba for his Will Smith
• 1:16:56
  Oscar slap comment. Man, damn thing with the
• 1:16:58
  stars is just a... Bunch of losers, a bunch of
• 1:17:02
  betas. The Dancing with the Stars pro issues
• 1:17:05
  an apology to Carrie Ann Inaba after he seemed...
• 1:17:08
  Gosh, she's a rockin' body, though. ...references
• 1:17:11
  Will Smith's infamous 2022 Oscar slap in response
• 1:17:14
  to the judge's critique of wife Jenna Johnson's
• 1:17:17
  recent samba routine. Val writes on his Instagram
• 1:17:19
  story on October 15th, I want to apologize from
• 1:17:23
  the bottom of my heart for my recent post. All
• 1:17:25
  right. Hear me say sorry? Ah, jeez. A new round
• 1:17:31
  of punishing attacks on Ukraine. As vital internet
• 1:17:36
  service in the war -torn country is being restored.
• 1:17:39
  Ah, good old Ukraine. Makes you kind of realize
• 1:17:42
  your problems are not that bad. I have a fat
• 1:17:45
  middle -aged radio host going after me and an
• 1:17:47
  anonymous page of a coward. I think I'm fine.
• 1:17:54
  Livestream of the execution of the Fort Hood
• 1:17:57
  shooter will not happen. Yeah, that was very
• 1:18:00
  evil of Pete Hagseth. He has a definition of
• 1:18:04
  small -deck energy. President Trump made that
• 1:18:06
  announcement this morning. Last week, the Pentagon
• 1:18:09
  said it would be streamed, but that decision
• 1:18:11
  was met with bipartisan backlash. No matter where
• 1:18:19
  they go, the Full House cast will always support
• 1:18:21
  one another. On October 13th, John Stamos was
• 1:18:31
  honored with the Scleroderma Research Foundation's
• 1:18:33
  Bob Saget Legacy Award. All right, but I'm saying,
• 1:18:37
  yeah, that was a little sketchy how he died,
• 1:18:40
  how they just didn't. My secretary just started
• 1:18:52
  this week and already controversy. Her debut
• 1:18:55
  briefing got mixed reviews. Yeah, she's just
• 1:18:59
  your typical dumb blonde who, you know, I don't
• 1:19:03
  know, doesn't say much, but says a lot of words,
• 1:19:06
  but says a bunch of nothing. Now, her credentials
• 1:19:09
  are under the microscope. Justin Finch reports.
• 1:19:13
  You know, Trump's a planner. It's been a rocky
• 1:19:17
  start for the new White House press secretary.
• 1:19:20
  Good morning. Let me buy a place. Her first press
• 1:19:27
  briefing was panned. It was kind of bizarre.
• 1:19:30
  I don't know how this gal's going to last. Women
• 1:19:32
  bringing down women. Michael Che is responding
• 1:19:38
  to Shane Gillis' controversial SNL monologue
• 1:19:41
  on the Today Show October 15th. Michael was asked
• 1:19:44
  about his opinions on the comedian's commentary
• 1:19:47
  about women's clothing at the gym. He responded.
• 1:19:50
  That's comedy. It's like, yeah, I mean, you want
• 1:19:53
  to kind of dress like you're going to be in a
• 1:19:55
  porn set. Who got offended by it? Women that
• 1:20:01
  do it. Them. You think it's funny and then some
• 1:20:07
  people don't. Yeah, it's comedy. Be dead. It's
• 1:20:13
  not going to matter. What's going on with this
• 1:20:14
  pig? Larson returns to the stage after her feud
• 1:20:19
  with the Brooklyn store Art of Play. Oh, God.
• 1:20:22
  Such a dirty, rotten imbecile. Jalen Hurts calls
• 1:20:31
  timeout on his NFL season as he tackles an unexpected
• 1:20:35
  health scare. Yeah, the Eagles peaked when they
• 1:20:38
  won the Super Bowl. Philadelphia Eagles confirm
• 1:20:41
  October 15th that the quarterback will miss their
• 1:20:45
  upcoming game against the Carolina Panthers October
• 1:20:48
  18th. I feel like he's suffering. No. Here's
• 1:20:55
  Caleb Media, or Caleb Media, no, no, quarterback
• 1:21:01
  responding to the media. To all of them, and
• 1:21:04
  then I would say it's something that obviously
• 1:21:16
  has been discussed and talked about for the past
• 1:21:19
  however long I've been out, three weeks, 25 days,
• 1:21:22
  26 days. And it's been... It's been fun to deal
• 1:21:31
  with in that sense because there hasn't been
• 1:21:33
  a right way of putting it other than there's
• 1:21:40
  nothing that has come out that has been right
• 1:21:42
  about what it is and what it has been. And so
• 1:21:44
  that's been fun to deal with. And so I would
• 1:21:48
  say from... I like his facial hair. He looks
• 1:21:52
  like a Bears quarterback. Y 'all side, things
• 1:21:55
  like that, is being able to... and go through
• 1:22:01
  it. Yeah, he even got some media training in
• 1:22:03
  the past few weeks. He's really good. I can't
• 1:22:07
  stand Netflix. It just has this vibe of a very
• 1:22:10
  pretentious company. Look at all the celebrities
• 1:22:13
  they surround themselves with. We're friends.
• 1:22:18
  I mean, if you're basing your whole company around
• 1:22:23
  people that take off their shirts to be funny
• 1:22:25
  because they've run out of one -liners and they
• 1:22:28
  tell the same story but with different details
• 1:22:30
  because it's fabricated. Then you're not that
• 1:22:32
  good of a company. I'm sorry. No, that's rude.
• 1:22:35
  All right. Well, to this now, we got some developing
• 1:22:41
  news coming out of Netflix headquarters. I'm
• 1:22:44
  sure they made plenty of money. It was reportedly
• 1:22:46
  laying off a thousand employees today, especially
• 1:22:49
  in California where everything is expensive.
• 1:22:51
  But Alexa, what is the salary of the CEO of Netflix?
• 1:22:59
  Netflix's top execs are co -CEOs Ted Sarandos
• 1:23:02
  and Greg Peters. In 2025, each earned about $3
• 1:23:05
  million in base salary. million total compensation
• 1:23:09
  all right so they made alexa stop they made 53
• 1:23:12
  million dollars i think you can afford to keep
• 1:23:15
  the employees you're just cheap douchebags that
• 1:23:18
  stink get better than everybody alexa stop alexa
• 1:23:21
  stop and you make dreadful movies you know when
• 1:23:24
  you know someone's in a relationship is when
• 1:23:26
  they say did you see that new show on netflix
• 1:23:28
  it's perfect for people in relationships i'm
• 1:23:32
  good i don't need to see the same comedy the
• 1:23:35
  same true crime That's about 6 % of its workforce.
• 1:23:39
  Reports say that those layoffs will mostly impact
• 1:23:41
  workers in its product, technology, legal, and
• 1:23:45
  HR teams. Oh yeah, HR is going to be even worse.
• 1:23:50
  This is the largest Netflix layoff since 2022.
• 1:23:54
  Ah, but this is Trump's Academy. When 450 staffers
• 1:24:00
  were let go. Man, we are just getting screwed
• 1:24:02
  without lube. The cuts were announced in a staff
• 1:24:05
  memo from co -CEO's Ted Sarandos. What a loser,
• 1:24:09
  Tim. Maybe shave off seven million each and you'll
• 1:24:12
  be fine and you can keep the employees. You got
• 1:24:15
  to be greedy, sociopathic losers. And Greg Peters
• 1:24:19
  early this morning. It said, in part, decisions
• 1:24:21
  like these are never easy. Oh, no, it's probably
• 1:24:24
  pretty easy. He's thought about who you want
• 1:24:26
  to get rid of. And we don't take them lightly.
• 1:24:29
  No, you took it pretty lightly. Our mission to
• 1:24:32
  entertain the world is ambitious. All right.
• 1:24:35
  Well, you entertain middle -aged women that want
• 1:24:37
  to hate men, so they watch murder documentaries
• 1:24:39
  all day. Mm -hmm. And this is one of the stupidest
• 1:24:49
  things I've ever seen. NHL does okay in popularity.
• 1:24:56
  It has its fans. At the same time, it's not,
• 1:25:00
  like, over the top. And when you do stuff like
• 1:25:03
  this, you're being... Oh, crap. I just opened
• 1:25:06
  up. Bugged him. I remember this game. I always
• 1:25:09
  open this up on accident. Ah, it is. Dumb. I
• 1:25:14
  got to move that on my top so it's not right
• 1:25:16
  next to the... Apple Music. Never click it. All
• 1:25:24
  right. NHL goes, why are we not as popular as
• 1:25:28
  the NBA or the NFL? And then they do things like
• 1:25:33
  this. This is when you have Gary Bettman as a
• 1:25:39
  leader. The Wild are in Winnipeg tonight for
• 1:25:43
  a match against the Jets. Unfortunately for fans
• 1:25:46
  who would like to watch the game at a sports
• 1:25:47
  bar, it's BYOS. And that's all they do. I was
• 1:25:51
  banging this girl that was in. and then she ghosted
• 1:25:55
  on me and then told her friends that I ghosted
• 1:25:56
  on her. So she's kind of a weird woman. Anywho,
• 1:25:59
  the thing is this. When we were at St. Paul,
• 1:26:03
  everybody loved the Minnesota Wild. It was a
• 1:26:08
  good time. Some might even say it was wild. Bring
• 1:26:11
  your own screens. Yeah, that's because the game
• 1:26:14
  is airing on Wild Plus, a network for the team.
• 1:26:17
  Stalled negotiations between the NHL and a couple
• 1:26:19
  of TV providers have put businesses in a very
• 1:26:22
  tough spot. Do you notice this country is getting
• 1:26:24
  screwed without lube? By these executives. Everything!
• 1:26:31
  Heidi Wigdahl's live in St. Paul with more. Hey,
• 1:26:34
  Heidi. I went to that bar. Yeah, the Wild will
• 1:26:38
  be playing in about an hour, but you won't see
• 1:26:40
  it on the TV screens here at Tom Reed's. Instead
• 1:26:43
  of people... I had some beer there. People want
• 1:26:46
  to watch the game here. They'll be doing it on
• 1:26:48
  their laptops and phones. And since this started
• 1:26:51
  earlier this month, places like Tom Reed's say
• 1:26:53
  they're not. Oh, but I thought sports was supposed
• 1:26:55
  to be about the small businesses. And then you
• 1:26:58
  screw them over. Man, fuck that. Seeing the crowds
• 1:27:01
  they're used to seeing on game day. On the street
• 1:27:06
  just down from where the Wild play. The home
• 1:27:08
  team can't be seen on the sports bar TV screens.
• 1:27:12
  This is so weird seeing a bar house. Man, I hate
• 1:27:15
  that post -nut clarity, you know, when you get
• 1:27:17
  laid and you go out and pull it with a girl and
• 1:27:19
  you're like, yeah, just got laid. We are losing
• 1:27:22
  business. We're losing a lot. And it's very,
• 1:27:25
  very frustrating. And people just, it's more
• 1:27:28
  complicated than they know. Yeah, but hey, at
• 1:27:31
  least the NHL is doing well. There's something
• 1:27:42
  about the energy level of watching a hockey game
• 1:27:45
  here at Tom Reed. Yeah, I'll be honest. Minnesota
• 1:27:48
  has its flaws, so does the women. But at the
• 1:27:51
  same time, I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:27:53
  all business girls, the funny part is the fact
• 1:27:58
  that these fans care about their team, and the
• 1:28:01
  team doesn't care about them. New this season,
• 1:28:07
  the Wild launched a multimedia television network
• 1:28:09
  called Wild+. The NHL is currently negotiating
• 1:28:12
  with Comcast and DirecTV over Wild+. Many sports
• 1:28:16
  bars have packages to broadcast live sports through
• 1:28:19
  these providers. The team's new network for Wild
• 1:28:21
  Games is available a few different ways for those
• 1:28:24
  watching at home, including streaming as an add
• 1:28:26
  -on through Amazon Prime Video. We are just getting
• 1:28:29
  screwed. But businesses can't just pay a $20
• 1:28:32
  subscription and stream Wild Plus. It's illegal.
• 1:28:35
  It's copyright laws. All right. No wonder the
• 1:28:39
  rest of the world laughs at this country. They
• 1:28:42
  put us in a pickle. This whole state of Minnesota,
• 1:28:45
  for the most part. Minnesota! I don't understand
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  it. I don't know why it's doing this. We can't
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  get it. Tim Mahoney, one of the owners of Zamboni's
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  on 7th, says the information they've been getting
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  isn't clear. If someone, like one of my bartenders,
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  might have it on his device, on his phone or
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  whatever, or a patron or something like that,
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  and we can get it on one TV. New at 430, flock
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  cameras have been removed from campus at Elgin
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  Community College. Oh yeah, they totally weren't
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  stalking the hot -ass girls that go there. The
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  school said staffers had to put bags over those
• 1:29:24
  controversial cameras. Oh, yeah, we should put
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  bags over everything. I don't know what that
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  means. What's going on in Tampa? This is our
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  very own Jenna Bass reaction to the jellyfish
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  clouds at Forum 5. Jenna Bass, I have a huge
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  crush on. This morning, SpaceX launched from
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  Cape Canaveral. My favorite part was this. If
• 1:29:52
  you ever see something in the sky, just know
• 1:29:54
  it's SpaceX. I see people on Reddit. What was
• 1:29:56
  that? Was that an alien? Well, I mean, technically,
• 1:29:59
  Elon is an alien, but any home. A former Florida
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  State University cornerback facing Chargers troopers
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  say he led them on a chase. Stopping 150 miles
• 1:30:16
  an hour. This was in Hillsborough County. Do
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  investigators say early Saturday? Yeah, he just
• 1:30:20
  looks like a moron. A trooper and deputy clocked.
• 1:30:24
  Chauncey Kennan pictured right there speeding
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  on State Road 60 and South Maydell Drive in Tampa.
• 1:30:36
  If you are parked a little longer than you should
• 1:30:38
  be in St. Pete, those parking citations are going
• 1:30:41
  to start costing you more. Man, the city of St.
• 1:30:44
  Pete has no idea how to deal with its budget,
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  so it makes everyone else have to pay for it.
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  And the fact that the best candidates we have
• 1:30:54
  is Ken Welch or Charlie Crist? No, thank you.
• 1:30:59
  10 Tampa Bay News reporter Miranda Parnell has
• 1:31:01
  been on this story all day long, and Miranda,
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  this passed pretty quickly today at the council
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  meeting. Of course it passed quickly. These politicians
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  screw us. For as beautiful the city of St. Peter's.
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  Of all as it is, these boobers that are leaders
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  keep screwing us. Dave, that's right. I spoke
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  to city staff and they told me that this passed
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  unanimously this evening. As we were over here,
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  we saw someone getting a parking ticket, but
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  honestly. Yeah, you know, someone at the. parking
• 1:31:37
  ticket meter cop you know those guys are walking
• 1:31:40
  they just look like the it's like being a mall
• 1:31:42
  cop it's like you weren't good enough to be a
• 1:31:44
  cop but you want to have power it's better that
• 1:31:48
  they got it now because with this new measure
• 1:31:50
  parking citations are going to be 15 dollars
• 1:31:53
  higher oh yeah at least the jobs here are paying
• 1:31:56
  more We met a man out here today. His name's
• 1:32:01
  Leroy Middleton. He was feeding the meter, hearing
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  about this, and he was just thinking, this just
• 1:32:06
  seems like another way every these days is feeling
• 1:32:09
  a little bit more expensive. Yeah, but the jobs,
• 1:32:12
  you know, at least the CEOs are doing well. I
• 1:32:19
  mean, I don't know how many more creative ways
• 1:32:21
  they could come up with finding ways to socket
• 1:32:24
  our wallets. Oh, they'll keep doing it, don't.
• 1:32:28
  And purses. Delightful. The city of St. Pete's
• 1:32:35
  beautiful, but it's a very flawed city. What's
• 1:32:39
  going on with Joe Buck? I never understand why
• 1:32:41
  these announcers get paid. I think in the future,
• 1:32:44
  announcers are not going to be paid as much.
• 1:32:46
  The amount of money that Joe Buck and Troy Aikman
• 1:32:48
  make is ridiculous. And also, by the way, the
• 1:32:53
  fascinating part is the fact that they think
• 1:32:59
  that they just walk around like they're the man.
• 1:33:03
  I heard Tom Thayer, former NFL player, Bears
• 1:33:05
  announcer on the Steve Dahl podcast. say that
• 1:33:07
  Joe Buck and Troy Aikman walk around with entourages.
• 1:33:10
  Dude, you guys are in the AARP club. Shut up.
• 1:33:14
  You're a douche. Troy Aikman has been one of
• 1:33:17
  the NFL's top broadcasters for over two decades.
• 1:33:21
  I mean, he's, I don't know. He's okay. Is he
• 1:33:25
  a top or bottom announcer? But it sounds like
• 1:33:28
  he's on his way out at ESPN. Yeah, you know,
• 1:33:31
  Joe Buck's throwing him under the bus. That's
• 1:33:33
  what people do at the four -letter network known
• 1:33:35
  as ESPN. If it's Mike Greenberg throwing Mike
• 1:33:40
  Gullick under the bus. If it's Stephen A. Smith
• 1:33:43
  throwing Max Kellerman under the bus. Do you
• 1:33:46
  notice this trend? I'm Michael Babcock and this
• 1:33:48
  is A Minute with Mike. Hey, Mike. Aikman is in
• 1:33:52
  the final year of a five -year, $90 million contract
• 1:33:55
  with ESPN. And, well, there were reports that
• 1:33:59
  there was not only tension with his longtime
• 1:34:02
  partner, broadcasting partner joe buck but that
• 1:34:05
  it got so bad that they actually got into a fight
• 1:34:08
  before the monday night football game this week
• 1:34:12
  what a bunch of babies now why are they fighting
• 1:34:15
  well remember when uh joe buck got into it scott
• 1:34:20
  van pelt joe buck you know is insufferable just
• 1:34:24
  signed a very lucrative contract a six -year
• 1:34:27
  108 million dollar deal Do the math, that's 18
• 1:34:31
  million bucks a season. That is way too much
• 1:34:35
  money for those boomers. Meanwhile, Troy, kind
• 1:34:38
  of lame duck out there in the cold, does not
• 1:34:40
  have a new contract for himself. All right, there
• 1:34:43
  you go. Aikman went on a local radio show, sports
• 1:34:47
  talk radio show, and he was asked about what
• 1:34:50
  happened with Joe. He had the opportunity to
• 1:34:53
  clear things up and to say that there was no
• 1:34:56
  issues. That is not what he said. In fact, he
• 1:35:02
  alluded to possibly being somewhere else next
• 1:35:06
  year. Whoa! You know, Joe Buck's throwing him
• 1:35:09
  out of there. With a different network. Whatever.
• 1:35:12
  Bunch of announcers. Now, where could that be
• 1:35:15
  is the question. These are very lucrative jobs.
• 1:35:19
  And I don't care anymore. Whatever. I actually
• 1:35:22
  watched the Manning cast. It's more fun and less
• 1:35:25
  pretentious. Joe Buck being pretentious? No way!
• 1:35:29
  Did you hear Tay West, homeless, has this thing
• 1:35:38
  called a fiance, and she's been with him for
• 1:35:42
  19 years, so she's definitely not a cloud chaser
• 1:35:44
  because she would have got him off the streets,
• 1:35:47
  but now that he's popular to be around, she's
• 1:35:50
  around. That is the definition of a cloud chaser.
• 1:35:53
  Did you know today is National M &M Candy Day?
• 1:36:22
  under the couch and got lost supporting themselves
• 1:36:47
  by color problem that's a committee and michelle
• 1:40:01
  as well seeing his thing even it's like you went
• 1:40:19
  and got a ipad screen whatever the case might
• 1:40:23
  be in your hand and a sock you know whatever
• 1:40:25
  like thank you but also i would love to be getting
• 1:40:29
  railed but use bucket loads of lube if you think
• 1:40:32
  you have enough As a reminder, if you don't feel
• 1:40:35
  like listening to this next song, you can skip
• 1:40:38
  over it. But Ryan Hoppe of Hoppe Hour takes pride
• 1:40:41
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
• 1:40:43
  yeah, let me press this button right here. Like,
• 1:49:10
  they are different. This is Henry Oaks, but my
• 1:49:15
  buddies may have known me as Hammer Hank. I was
• 1:49:18
  labeled as slow when I started school. Come to
• 1:49:21
  find out that the doctors decided I was not at
• 1:49:25
  the age of 48. I have completed an associate's
• 1:49:28
  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
• 1:49:31
  Bay Area as an on -air personality. So, yes,
• 1:49:34
  I am different. People have no need, no different.
• 1:56:14
  I'll keep this party done. It's your favorite
• 1:56:18
  San Francisco DJ, eh? I mean, like normal. The
• 1:56:27
  condition, I just... Where we go? No thinking,
• 2:02:23
  knee down, pee now. About to sleep, trying to
• 2:02:37
  get this. My hater, you should do. You should
• 2:02:45
  go and get a blue CDF. But they ain't seeing
• 2:02:57
  no badge. It's hate to see him so sad. 20 ,000
• 2:03:08
  to be anywhere they ask. Ashley, burn it like
• 2:03:13
  I'm a light. Stupid hoe, ask about me. You know
• 2:03:18
  the game really ain't shit without a dick down
• 2:03:23
  free. Wanna know if it's right? I'll be hotter
• 2:07:54
  than a canyon line. Why?