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Things That Must Go From January 14th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thanks, that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you are good friends
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  Speaker 2: of the program, things that you cannot stand any longer,
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  Speaker 2: and so you say this must go. I know, I'll
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  Speaker 2: send it to Radio from Hell. You put your musco
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  Speaker 2: down in a subject or in an email. You send
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  Speaker 2: it off to us, and if we read yours on
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  Speaker 2: the air, maybe it'll make you feel better. And sometimes
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  Speaker 2: these things do magically disappear. So put put it in
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  Speaker 2: an email, put muscle on the subject line, send it
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  Speaker 2: to Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Gina.
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  Speaker 4: First one something of mine. You guys won't understand this,
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  Speaker 4: but you sometimes see ads on like Instagram and you go, well,
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  Speaker 4: that's cute. I would like those red shoes, and then
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  Speaker 4: you click on it. The red is not available. They
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  Speaker 4: have green and yellow and black. But I want the
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  Speaker 4: red shoe shoes that you're advertising. If you are out
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  Speaker 4: of them, to put different color shoes in your ad, please,
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  Speaker 4: I want the red shoes. Let's see this. One says
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  Speaker 4: people who bring their dog to a completely fenced dog
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  Speaker 4: park where lots of dogs are chasing balls and having fun,
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  Speaker 4: and they keep their dogs on a leash. That's like
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  Speaker 4: taking your kids to the swimming pool but not letting
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  Speaker 4: them get in the water cruel.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually they know something about their dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, and.
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  Speaker 4: They could be training their dog, like I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: take them a few times on a leash and get
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  Speaker 4: them used to it, and then.
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  Speaker 3: So or my dog does not really play well with others?
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  Speaker 4: Might I bet? I bet there are reasons. Yeah, let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Can you lords help me with this? I just watched
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  Speaker 4: the Golden Globes. Why must women wear these ridiculous gowns
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  Speaker 4: that drag on the floor and everybody steps on them
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  Speaker 4: or ask to pick their trail up and move it.
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  Speaker 4: The men are always dressed so classy and reasonably wish
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  Speaker 4: the women would do the same. And let's see. Greetings lords,
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  Speaker 4: please don't use my name. Lack of awareness from people
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  Speaker 4: in public must go. A little over a year ago,
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  Speaker 4: I was homeless. As I'm rebuilding my life, I have
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  Speaker 4: to walk a lot to work the store. Everywhere I'm
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  Speaker 4: in public, not in a car. That said, daily, I
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  Speaker 4: make a preoccupied, obsessive, borderline OCD effort to get out
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  Speaker 4: of the way of everything. Clearly no one does this
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  Speaker 4: but me. Parking lots specific he's talking about cars and
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  Speaker 4: parking lots that that don't see you. How about we
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  Speaker 4: have a new law no pedestrian zones painted and constantly controlled.
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  Speaker 4: If someone walks in the zone, you can run them over,
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  Speaker 4: no consequences, but separate it out. This is where you
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  Speaker 4: walk and this is where you drive. By the way,
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  Speaker 4: I no longer step on manhole covers because you want
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  Speaker 4: to know how, I'm not gonna die. Thanks a lot, YEP.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go next. This one says, please don't use my name.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, lords of the radio. My thing that must go.
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  Speaker 2: People not paying attention to the traffic cones. I work
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  Speaker 2: as a crossing guard in the Ogden district and a
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  Speaker 2: few months ago I had to retrieve a traffic cone
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  Speaker 2: from the seventh Walk across Seventh and Wall crosswalk because
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  Speaker 2: a white ram truck dragged it all the way from
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  Speaker 2: the second wall crosswalk. So that's five blocks where I
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  Speaker 2: was working at the seventh Wall crosswalk, and yesterday a
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  Speaker 2: white SUV might have been a Chevy wasn't paying attention
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  Speaker 2: and knocked a cone out of position and turned it
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  Speaker 2: into an obstacle for the other cars. Thankfully I was
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  Speaker 2: able to get to it and reposition it. But please
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  Speaker 2: pay attention. These cones are there for a reason. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: for letting me listen. This one, says Tasha north Ogden.
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  Speaker 2: My thing that must go all my supplements and vitamins
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  Speaker 2: coming in gummy form, no matter how hard they try.
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  Speaker 2: These are not Albanis, are harrobo.
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  Speaker 4: Meaning tastes like candy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wearing shorts in December, must go. Watching an episode
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  Speaker 2: of Radio from Hell from twenty seventeen, only to hear
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  Speaker 2: you guys say, oh sorry, the phones are broken.
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  Speaker 3: And last it's always been allus.
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  Speaker 2: And last having Zane's wife being in the hospital more
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  Speaker 2: than home for the love of everything great, give this
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  Speaker 2: couple a good year, best of luck to them and
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  Speaker 2: hoping this will go away and for everyone to have
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  Speaker 2: a fabulous day. Thanks for coming back, Tosha. And then
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  Speaker 2: finally this one, good morning. My things that must go
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: are and is this one's got some sad stuff in it,
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  Speaker 2: not being able to hold in a big fart until
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  Speaker 2: after midnight at my father in law's New Year's Eve party.
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  Speaker 3: That is that is, said mon Dieu.
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  Speaker 2: Finding out twenty five years later that one of my
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  Speaker 2: favorite s Club seven singles, Natural is a cover of
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  Speaker 2: the French R and B song to Lemeau da mar
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  Speaker 2: Norma Ray heavily sampled Cabrio Fare's Pavan, which is sampled
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  Speaker 2: in Alan Walker's newest track, Broken String. That was almost
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  Speaker 2: a foreign language. I said, I did look it up though,
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  Speaker 2: and so I can follow it, okay, but I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to go into it. Having to go to Washington,
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  Speaker 2: d C. Instead of Denver to see your favorite DJ.
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  Speaker 2: That's an extra three hours of flying. And finally, this
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  Speaker 2: the tumor in graffiti the furry YouTube Corgie Doog, the
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  Speaker 2: tumor expanding into his lungs, especially when three that oncolog
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  Speaker 2: is confirmed weeks ago. And it's even more complicated since
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: they've had to pump blood out of his stomach to
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  Speaker 2: put it back into his circulatory system. Even worse are
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  Speaker 2: the twenty thousand dollars that pat Insurance won't cover. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: for letting me.
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  Speaker 3: Hey listen, Tony, all right, Kerry, I was going to
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  Speaker 3: make this.
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  Speaker 5: Just a rule for our house, but I've decided I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to use the power of things that must go
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  Speaker 5: to make.
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  Speaker 3: It a rule in everything.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right?
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  Speaker 3: When you.
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  Speaker 5: When you're at a party, how many times have you
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  Speaker 5: stood outside the closed bathroom door only to discover that
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  Speaker 5: no one was in there? Yeah, leave the bathroom door
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  Speaker 5: open when you leave that way, we all know that
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  Speaker 5: the bathroom is empty and you can use it.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's perfectly.
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  Speaker 3: We actually have a sign on our bathroom door that
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  Speaker 3: is the rule. Leave the bathroom door open.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Let's see this must go?
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  Speaker 5: My boss showing me memes when I'm trying to focus
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  Speaker 5: at work. I spend thirteen hours here. The videos aren't
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  Speaker 5: funny and break my focus.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see. Oh I saved that one for last because
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  Speaker 3: it's funny. Let's see this one. Things that must go.
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  Speaker 5: People parking in front of the grocery store are outside
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  Speaker 5: my apartments and putting on their emergency lights while they
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  Speaker 5: wait for people.
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  Speaker 3: What's the emergency? Two? People at park backwards? Three?
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  Speaker 5: When I'm driving a semi on the slow lane due
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  Speaker 5: to only going sixty three miles per hour and a
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  Speaker 5: governed semi and people merge on the freeway at thirty
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  Speaker 5: to forty in cannabim on their brake instead emerging at
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  Speaker 5: seventy to keep flow with the traffic.
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  Speaker 3: So annoying.
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  Speaker 5: I want to drive them off the road. People bringing
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  Speaker 5: their pets to the grocery store. Parents allowing their kids
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  Speaker 5: to walk in public barefooted.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that that one drives me crazy.
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  Speaker 5: People who don't watch their kids while at the grocery store.
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  Speaker 5: I remember helping a parent find their lost kid twice
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  Speaker 5: in the grocery store. Pickup trucks using the truck or
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  Speaker 5: fuel area at the gas station, go use the regular
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  Speaker 5: ones that are obviously available for use. We have to
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  Speaker 5: hurry and fuel and get going. And we don't want
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  Speaker 5: to wait for your f one to fifty. And the
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  Speaker 5: foam soap that is now at every gas station, in
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  Speaker 5: public bathroom, it does nothing. I wash my hands constantly.
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  Speaker 5: The foam soap doesn't put a dent on the dirt whatsoever.
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  Speaker 5: I can't stand it. Oh by the way, we're out
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  Speaker 5: of soap.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that reminds me of another bottle of And
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  Speaker 3: finally this one. Please don't use my name.
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  Speaker 5: I was at an industry conference this week and what
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  Speaker 5: Must Go was the presenter that started with this.
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  Speaker 3: He's changing the names. These are things.
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  Speaker 4: They are not real people.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Joe Smith, I own Smith's Supply. This is Joan
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  Speaker 5: Smith helping me out. She is my marketing manager. I
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  Speaker 5: hired her because she was cute and I had a
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  Speaker 5: son coming home from a mission in a few days.
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  Speaker 5: It worked out for me. I now have two beautiful grandchildren.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, I kind of want to thanks Dan.
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  Speaker 1: That must go on the radio.