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OUTRO: We'll See, Motherf***er · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for doggets four to.
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  Speaker 1: Seven every weekday on Radio Recare. Yeah thanks mate, I reckon?
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  Speaker 1: How are we going? Feels like a beautiful day is
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  Speaker 1: really warm, isn't that guy?
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  Speaker 3: Good Fellers?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, only two more sleeps.
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  Speaker 1: For you Wednesday night, Thursday night, and then on Friday
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  Speaker 1: night you'll you'll be I'll be done in Dusty. You'll
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  Speaker 1: be going to that batch. Now I'm not Monday. Oh yeah, Monday,
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  Speaker 1: but not till Monday. But you'll know that.
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  Speaker 2: You're going there. Yeah, you know what I mean, which
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  Speaker 2: is but that's because you want to be going on
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  Speaker 2: the front. Look, I'm not ungrateful, sure, but that weekend
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  Speaker 2: is going to be difficult. Yeah, old Mogi because me
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  Speaker 2: and the misses are goat. We're not touching a drop
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  Speaker 2: until we get to the beach, and then you're just
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  Speaker 2: going to go hammer in time. Well not hammer and tongs, Jose,
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  Speaker 2: but probably.
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  Speaker 3: Hammerdo Yeah that sounds worse, more full on, better or better?
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  Speaker 1: Obviously?
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  Speaker 4: Are you gonna?
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  Speaker 1: I can't fuck, I can't wait my language.
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  Speaker 4: Totally and also but for me that scenario, I go,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to smoke.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tricky because already I will already be fifteen
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  Speaker 2: days then yeah, yeah, but when you've had a few wines.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but this is.
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  Speaker 2: A thing like when I went away from me birthday
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  Speaker 2: and that we went out for a down in Queenstowe.
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  Speaker 2: We went out to a restaurant for about four hours
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  Speaker 2: and I had my I had my darts in my pocket.
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  Speaker 2: But my thing was, I'm not going to go out
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  Speaker 2: and leave my missus sitting at sitting at the table.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, so I just said there And honestly, no, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know. I didn't take them, but I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: think about it. Sure they didn't even think about it.
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  Speaker 1: Have you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like if you you're the kind of
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  Speaker 3: guy that would be to say, I'm going to try
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  Speaker 3: to the kind of the lad go for a week
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  Speaker 3: in on the person without smoking darts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, once you've done that, once you'd be swee, wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what the problem is, Jason, it's a
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  Speaker 2: nice view. Problem is what's the problem. It's it's the
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  Speaker 2: two are a beautiful marriage. For a start, and the
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  Speaker 2: two together are a beautiful marriage. The problem is I
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  Speaker 2: love smoking cigarette, Yes, especially if that's the problem, especially
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  Speaker 2: if you've had a few wines or be nothing that
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  Speaker 2: beats nothing on.
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  Speaker 4: I mean literally in terms of I've got nothing to
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  Speaker 4: worry about here. I'm just chilling.
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  Speaker 1: Reading a book.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds on a few drinks, keezy, smoking a.
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  Speaker 1: Dat Yeah, but it's just all the other darts.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm an idiot, But no doubt I will smoke. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no doubt. Next year, I think I'm going to get
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  Speaker 2: on the wagon completely sure, darts or alcohol. Well, if
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  Speaker 2: I do everything right, Okay, yeah, yeah, I had I
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  Speaker 2: had this really cool thing having at work, and it's
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  Speaker 2: really motivated me for next year.
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  Speaker 1: Really motivated.
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  Speaker 2: What is it I just said, I just said something happened.
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  Speaker 2: Something happened, so sort of this thing that we're working
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  Speaker 2: on that is is now not going to happen, so
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  Speaker 2: sort of dealing with somebody with it, and I've just
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  Speaker 2: sort of the way that it all worked out. You're
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  Speaker 2: just like, oh my god, man, how can I phrase
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  Speaker 2: it carefully?
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  Speaker 4: By the sounds of it, it's.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's really motivated me. The way this thing fell over.
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  Speaker 2: It's really motivated me further to succeed with the business.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when I don't know, I like having people thinking.
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  Speaker 2: That you you you're you're in a funk up or something,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I like a great motivator
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  Speaker 2: for me is proving people wrong. Sure, that's that. And
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  Speaker 2: so now I've had one that I've had in my
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  Speaker 2: head that I've sort of and not consciously and not
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  Speaker 2: not a mean thing, not a spiteful thing, but something
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  Speaker 2: that I've been that's been going for about ten years.
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  Speaker 2: But now I've got a brand new one. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 2: I've got a brand new motivator. And I'm really I'm
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  Speaker 2: just I just want to fizz for next year, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not. I woke up today and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh man, I'm so stoked that it happened.
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  Speaker 1: This is good. Next year is going to be sick. Wow. Yeah, excellent,
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  Speaker 1: It's good. But we'll see how we go. I also
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  Speaker 1: like drinking purse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is great because what I had a situation
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  Speaker 3: like that when I first started working on TV right
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  Speaker 3: and basically someone that I used to work with was like,
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  Speaker 3: we just don't think you're doing You're not you're more
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  Speaker 3: of a behind the scenes kind of yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And it was like someone very experienced who prided themselves
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  Speaker 3: on picking the new talent. Yeah, and meanwhile I was
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  Speaker 3: training up and seriously a lot of very good looking
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  Speaker 3: young women he was choosing and I was training them up,
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  Speaker 3: and it was just like, actually, fuck you, I can
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  Speaker 3: be whatever I want to be if I side to
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  Speaker 3: go one way or the other me for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Well that that, But that's the best thing that you
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  Speaker 2: can have, right, because other people would be like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this person knows more, knows more, and go to commas,
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  Speaker 2: so that stink. This person would know if I'm up
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  Speaker 2: to it or not. So you neither go like that
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  Speaker 2: or you can go to fuck that. Yeah, fuck you,
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  Speaker 2: we'll see, motherfucker. Yeah you cracker.
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  Speaker 1: That person crack. This person was Jase. By the way, Yeah, the.
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  Speaker 3: Whole Racky Big Show one days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
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  Speaker 3: remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: See anyway, I'm excited about that. But in the meantime
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  Speaker 2: between now and then, Jason, it well, certainly next week
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  Speaker 2: penning out with my missus, good stuff, nice, nice but
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  Speaker 2: early nights, Jase, I think that's important, sure, because you
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  Speaker 2: don't want to ruin a day.
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  Speaker 4: I had a fantastic sleep last night. I was to
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  Speaker 4: fucking tied.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon you hit some of my sleep that I
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  Speaker 3: didn't hear.
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  Speaker 4: I was so tired driving home, and I would know
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  Speaker 4: I was tired from the get go because I had
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  Speaker 4: such a bad sleep the night before and I woke
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  Speaker 4: up at to answer your question, Mogi this morning ten
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  Speaker 4: to five?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wake up at five and then I
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  Speaker 2: went and then I went, no, back to sleep, went
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  Speaker 2: back to sleep to a half seven.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, ship, So that was good. That is good.
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  Speaker 4: And because I because normally in that situation, as I've
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  Speaker 4: said that nauseam, I'll get up and go I just
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  Speaker 4: have a darry, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do that now.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, I might as well just keep
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  Speaker 4: sleeping and my body's gone killed her?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is your body of maidude?
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  Speaker 4: He is?
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  Speaker 1: Is it just a normal New Zealand?
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  Speaker 4: So you know, it's all good, ship, But yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's the what's the throber thing going to be this week?
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  Speaker 1: Leaving Moggi? Leaving Moggi? Last day, last day, last day,
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  Speaker 1: last day. Okay, that's good. Last day. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean sure, I mean I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry too much about the themes. I just you know,
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  Speaker 4: whatever comes to mind. I'll tell you what I have
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  Speaker 4: been doing though, which has been fucking great, because well, yeah, that.
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  Speaker 1: Has been good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been jacking it a lot. It's not but no,
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  Speaker 4: it's not going to Jack Chat. Actually had me be
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  Speaker 4: a good segment Jack Chat. But you know because I
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  Speaker 4: said to you and I've done with the politics. So
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  Speaker 4: now instead of because normally when I come in and
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  Speaker 4: out of work, I would have politics on.
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  Speaker 3: You know, on politics podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that sort of ship and documentaries and that sort
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  Speaker 4: of carry on. Now I just pound the music.
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  Speaker 1: That's so good man music. I fucking love my music.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a mix tape? Man? Or are you listening
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  Speaker 1: to albums?
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  Speaker 4: I know it's mixed, you know they have like what
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  Speaker 4: I What I do is I find a certain artist
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  Speaker 4: that I don't know much about, so I'll listen to
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  Speaker 4: that and that leads on to other stuff, which which
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  Speaker 4: I love discovering.
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  Speaker 2: About the radio. Yes on Spotify, Yes that's the one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, If not me, no, I turn that ship off. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I prefer a bit of variety. I found.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even think I get it in my car,
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  Speaker 4: speaking of which I thought of you today, Keezy checking
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  Speaker 4: it because was it because my bro rang me while
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  Speaker 4: I was in the car, and it was like, and
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  Speaker 4: it's happened to me. That happens to me all the time.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like, oh, for fox sake, because I still don't.
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  Speaker 1: Have a mic in my car. We have to get
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  Speaker 1: that phone.
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  Speaker 4: The phone just goes ring, ring, rang, and then I
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  Speaker 4: hear them going hello the yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The other ender is just.
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  Speaker 2: How can you hear them unless you've answered it.
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  Speaker 4: It just seems to go straight to them, like the
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  Speaker 4: phone will ring and I'll go oh, and I won't
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  Speaker 4: touch it, and then they'll click into talking and I'm
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  Speaker 4: like and then I just kill it because I can't talk. Also, also,
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  Speaker 4: I need your help with something else, Keysy, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how the fuck to open to change the battery
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  Speaker 4: in my my fucking key.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bit.
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  Speaker 4: It's a fucking mother And I've got my wife, he's
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  Speaker 4: usually pretty good with that. Ship She's like, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how the fuck this thing opens.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did that.
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  Speaker 3: Lucy's one was real hard to open as well, but
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  Speaker 3: we figured it out. I think there was a video
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  Speaker 3: we watched on how to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but it's impossible, it's possible, and so now I
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  Speaker 2: have done.
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  Speaker 4: Now I have to manually open my car.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what are you?
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  Speaker 4: What a bull?
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  Speaker 1: Ach? Is that then? Such a pain in the arse.
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  Speaker 4: And I said to my wife today, oh, Kezy will
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  Speaker 4: know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: Look for a video.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, then it's like, well, what's the video,
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  Speaker 4: MESD excellent change battery video?
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  Speaker 3: Do you just type in Men's Excel at twenty eleven
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  Speaker 3: or whatever it is key battery or something and I'll
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  Speaker 3: show you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have a look. I'll bring it in tomorrow. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thanks mate.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll play the fucking microphone. That's stress For some reason,
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  Speaker 3: that stresses me out because you do. I do all
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  Speaker 3: my best phone calls while I'm driving, right, you know,
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  Speaker 3: chatting while you're in the traffic here in Auckland. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 3: it's the best time to do your phone calls because
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  Speaker 3: you're doing two things at once.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, why don't you just put it on speak
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  Speaker 1: of her? Yeah, well that's the other option.
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  Speaker 3: But I didn't want to be a busy body.
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  Speaker 1: Will you show me how to do that? And I will? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I'll call you right now. You don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to put your phone on speaker phone? No, I've never
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  Speaker 1: I never do that. How that's the front Keezy. Look
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  Speaker 1: at him, he's shocking. Okay, I'm calling you. Well okay
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  Speaker 1: see that? Yeah greed?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh hang on yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I now hit that?
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  Speaker 4: Ah oh hi Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah so just do that and you can't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sweet. I don't need a fucking battery at all.
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  Speaker 1: How good that was for a microphone? Microphone battery?
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  Speaker 4: Remember, yeah, yeah, no, I don't need a microplas easy.
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  Speaker 1: To open my car. Hey.
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