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Show of Force | BOY DAD #349 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today.
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  Speaker 5: It's one, it's November third, It's one fifty pm Roan's voice.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds shockingly weird, so just a heads up. He
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  Speaker 5: wanted me to give a disclaimer.
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  Speaker 6: Well, people might be like, why the fuck, but it's like,
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  Speaker 6: we have to record this because we're recording today. They're like,
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  Speaker 6: oh wait today, we're recording tomorrow and a podcast needs
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  Speaker 6: to come out tomorrow and where we have our big fishing.
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  Speaker 3: Trip this week.
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  Speaker 6: So you're gonna be We're gonna voice no, no, I'll
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  Speaker 6: be better.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see.
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  Speaker 6: I'm already better than when I walked in the room.
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  Speaker 5: That's true. You do sound better on Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So fired up. I never know who's gonna walk through
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  Speaker 6: that door. He's like, damn, love is blind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, we got our big week planned out. We're
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  Speaker 5: going upstate, going to Francis's place. Lots of big things
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  Speaker 5: on the way.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait to get back home.
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  Speaker 5: I can't wait to get better.
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  Speaker 6: Be so nice to get back up there. What should
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  Speaker 6: I wear it for fishing?
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  Speaker 3: You need some warm stuff, man, it's gonna be cold.
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  Speaker 3: Let's put it this way. It's forty eight degrees colder
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  Speaker 3: up there than it is here.
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  Speaker 5: Forty eight two hour drive. But I think that would
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  Speaker 5: mean like my from here to my apartment, that it
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  Speaker 5: would be like a ten degree change.
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  Speaker 6: I mean it's forty eight degrees right now, you're saying
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  Speaker 6: it's zero degrees.
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  Speaker 5: It's three hundred miles away, So is it freezing up there?
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  Speaker 3: It's ten degrees colder?
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  Speaker 6: That's actually can you wear sweatshirts?
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  Speaker 5: Significant?
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  Speaker 3: It is significant?
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  Speaker 5: Well fishing, Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, you're gonna
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna need like a jacket.
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  Speaker 6: But if it gets a little bit wet, like, do
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  Speaker 6: I need something that wicks.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're not gonna want to wick. You're gonna want
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  Speaker 3: to fully when you went full waterproof. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: wicking is in the cars.
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  Speaker 5: So ideally you don't want to get wet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to be John Wick over here.
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  Speaker 5: Like you don't want your clothes to get wet, because
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  Speaker 5: then they'll stay wet and they'll freeze.
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  Speaker 6: Fits that cold, Yeah, I've never fit. I've never fished
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  Speaker 6: like this except for like off of a dock or
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  Speaker 6: on a boat.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think this is gonna be like, it's not
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  Speaker 5: gonna be as bad as.
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  Speaker 3: What it was.
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  Speaker 5: You and Brandon did it. No, that was like U unbearable. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but that was the coldest thing I've ever been mm hmm,
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  Speaker 5: fee were frozen.
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  Speaker 3: This won't be warm.
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  Speaker 6: What about gloves? Do I need gloves?
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  Speaker 5: Occasionally? You can throw on some finger list gloves if
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  Speaker 5: you're if you're really about that action.
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  Speaker 6: What about all the camera guys, Like everybody's going to
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  Speaker 6: be like all of our producers are also going to
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  Speaker 6: be in the river with us.
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  Speaker 5: They're gonna have to figure that out.
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  Speaker 3: They're gonna go across to the other bank they can
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  Speaker 3: fight for the Confederates.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, across the gap.
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  Speaker 6: How what's this river like fast?
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  Speaker 5: Really, it's like the Hudson.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely got some some tug on it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm excited, but scared it's not gonna be like it
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  Speaker 5: won't be There's no like risk involved.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just scared to be spending that that time. Like
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  Speaker 6: I feel like we've talked about this so much that
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  Speaker 6: like I wanted to live up to my very very
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  Speaker 6: very very very high expectation.
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  Speaker 3: I think the real treasury of time, the real wonderful moment,
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  Speaker 3: will be once the work is done. Yeah, and then
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  Speaker 3: we can set aside our cameras and are affected personalities.
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  Speaker 6: And be ourselves, be who we truly are.
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  Speaker 5: I hope we catch a fish. I think if we
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  Speaker 5: like that. When we talked to that dude last time,
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  Speaker 5: he said that there's big brown trout in there.
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  Speaker 3: Big browns.
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  Speaker 5: So we'll see this this time of year, all year round. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: brown trout don't move.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they stay local. Jim Brown's up there. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: they are probably a little sleepier.
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  Speaker 5: It might be a little sleepy. But actually no, I
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  Speaker 5: think it's November and some people would say this is
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  Speaker 5: peak fly fishing.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, really, wow, I don't know how you think
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  Speaker 3: about this. I don't really see this as a competition,
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  Speaker 3: not at all, because I'm going to need your help.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't see it as competition.
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  Speaker 3: I will fully admit that you are vastly superior fisher angler.
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  Speaker 5: To me, Well, I think the only thing is I
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  Speaker 5: just know how to tie on the fly.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to fish?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm like here to learn.
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  Speaker 3: Good, good good.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe we bring a spin rod out there. That might
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  Speaker 5: not be the worst idea. Why for my dumb ass,
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  Speaker 5: it's kind of yeah, yeah, why don't we get the
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  Speaker 5: gutters up in the bowling ring in the river and
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  Speaker 5: have them out there with a rake.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, can I have a gun to shoot the fish?
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  Speaker 3: Just walk out and just break them into a bucket.
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  Speaker 6: Jesus Christ, dude, I want to do it. I want
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  Speaker 6: to do it the big boy way. I'm not trying
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  Speaker 6: to do it in.
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  Speaker 3: The spin rod would be you would so disrespect I.
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  Speaker 5: Think just having one on deck, yes, in case you
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  Speaker 5: use it, then there's a chance I might. If it's
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  Speaker 5: if it's tough fishing, you know, bringing the spin rot,
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  Speaker 5: throw a weighted treble hook on there and just snag
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  Speaker 5: the fish out of the water. That's like a way
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  Speaker 5: that people catch salmon.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking no, man, he just throws these terms out there
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  Speaker 3: for all I know. You can be making this up.
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  Speaker 5: No, this is actually hilarious. People that have you ever
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  Speaker 5: seen the videos people like an anchorage fishing for salmon
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  Speaker 5: and there's like seventy of them wind up on the river.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of those guys don't even have like bait
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  Speaker 5: or or like a lure or a fly on. They
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  Speaker 5: just have a super heavy hook and they cast it
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  Speaker 5: and then they just yank it back as hard as
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  Speaker 5: they can and they're just like pulling full salmon out
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  Speaker 5: of the river like by their like gills. It's the
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  Speaker 5: hooks nowhere near it's like the most Yeah, pulling them
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  Speaker 5: in by the spine.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you are killing them. I'm excited though, I
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  Speaker 6: think it'll be I mean, I'm just really excited to
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  Speaker 6: to see your your abode.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm stoked you guys to come.
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  Speaker 6: Uh will it be invasive to have us film in
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  Speaker 6: your boat?
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  Speaker 5: They'll have to be off limits areas. Yeah, the sauna,
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  Speaker 5: the sauna.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a sauna, you know. I'm I'm I'm
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  Speaker 3: more than happy to have people see the place. I'm
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  Speaker 3: proud of it. I've done all the decorating pretty much myself.
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  Speaker 6: What's your best decoration?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I had a banquette made.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know what that is.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a like.
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  Speaker 5: A oh yeah, yeah, your breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my breakfast note, Yeah, I had this. Have I
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  Speaker 3: told you the story of the table.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, I was gonna say we should. That should
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  Speaker 5: be one of our competitions is who can lit who can.
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  Speaker 6: Drag the table.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, if we if we knock this table over,
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  Speaker 3: it would go through to the basement, through the firmament,
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  Speaker 3: it would it would be millions of you have you
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  Speaker 3: have insurance, though, I guess I mean you're talking like
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  Speaker 3: restructuring the entire building.
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  Speaker 5: I would love to see that just goes straight through.
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  Speaker 6: Oh lordie, what about like base what about wall decorations?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I am a little voting in that I have.
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  Speaker 3: I have a cool painting from Maine that I'm very
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  Speaker 3: fond of. It's called End of Day and it is
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  Speaker 3: a fish lobster boat that is pulling in the traps
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  Speaker 3: and there's a beautiful dog sitting on the back. And
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  Speaker 3: it's by a main painter whose name I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: but that is something I'm very fond of.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe we could go shopping at an art bazaar and
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  Speaker 6: get you something for the walls, if.
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  Speaker 3: It would make me happier than to allocate twenty thousand
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  Speaker 3: dollars for a piece of art that I get to keep.
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  Speaker 6: On time of a boy Dad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, on the zap.
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  Speaker 3: Of yea, I'll store it up there for safe keeping
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  Speaker 3: because we don't have any more room on our walls.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it does look like they were fresh out. Or
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  Speaker 6: you could put that ticket stub up there if you
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  Speaker 6: want that, that one rare ticket stub onto your wall.
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  Speaker 6: But I think it's just going to be that we've
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  Speaker 6: been talking about this, I mean, the boys trip is
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  Speaker 6: making it out of the group chat.
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  Speaker 5: So well, yeah, I suppose that we got to wait
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  Speaker 5: till Wednesday to see if it actually makes it out
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  Speaker 5: of the green, if you boys recover properly from your illness.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got the illness spending chance.
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  Speaker 5: You guys wake up tomorrow and you're like, no, this
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  Speaker 5: is the this is like the back end of it.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see how.
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  Speaker 5: Could that even be possible? You got it yesterday?
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  Speaker 6: No, I've been feeling it badly and then it got worse.
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  Speaker 6: I spent time with Sat. I spent over an hour
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  Speaker 6: with him off camera, which is which.
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  Speaker 3: Is your guys went to it? Yeah, that was two
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  Speaker 3: I'm I want to hear all about it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It was fun, it was It was cool, fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 5: It was cool.
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  Speaker 6: Well. I spent time with Sash before beforehand, though, and
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  Speaker 6: we just like sat and talked and it's just I
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  Speaker 6: feel like it's just like everything you ever wanted to do.
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  Speaker 6: You're like basically likened to knee talking to each other
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  Speaker 6: where we where.
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  Speaker 5: We were at it. We went to a bar for
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  Speaker 5: maybe three minutes before we went over to this year
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  Speaker 5: it was was amazing, you guys, pre No, it was
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  Speaker 5: like one of those ones where he had to get
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  Speaker 5: the check as he got his drink. We were there
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  Speaker 5: for five minutes.
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  Speaker 6: It was amazing. He was telling me intimate secrets of
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  Speaker 6: his life.
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  Speaker 3: I believe it.
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  Speaker 6: And then we got to SNL and the fucking the
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  Speaker 6: chatter continued.
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  Speaker 3: Brother, listen, I'll tell you what I struggled. I struggled
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  Speaker 3: with this. Can I read you? I'll protect a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of Harry, but.
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  Speaker 5: I okay, I actually am curious.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to read you theous about what what you said.
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  Speaker 5: I am curious to see your opinion on this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to read you the text exchange that I
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  Speaker 3: had with Harry and and I want to see how
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  Speaker 3: you won't. I won't even preface it, Okay, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: going to read it to you, and I want you
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  Speaker 3: to tell me what you think. On Saturday at four
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  Speaker 3: thirty eight pm, this is okay, and this is bad.
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  Speaker 5: This is not good.
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  Speaker 3: I go, Would you go to the s and after
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  Speaker 3: party tonight? He goes, I don't think so. It doesn't
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  Speaker 3: start until like two am. I went last time. It
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  Speaker 3: was cool, but it's a late night. I go, I
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  Speaker 3: can't do it, and he goes, who's hosting? And I go,
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  Speaker 3: I feel bad. I don't know. I go, I feel bad.
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  Speaker 3: Shane asked me to come, and I don't like to
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  Speaker 3: not do anything he asks me to do. But I'm
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  Speaker 3: not really a two am party guy. And then I'll
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  Speaker 3: skip a few things that you said here.
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  Speaker 5: But basically, well, then we were just chopping it up.
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  Speaker 3: He said he's been to some SNL after parties. They're
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  Speaker 3: late and they make it hard to watch ball on Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: It ruins the whole day. And I go, ha ha ha, yeah, good,
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  Speaker 3: I needed to hear it. And he goes, did he
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  Speaker 3: ask you to go to the show or.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there was a time gap there, No, it's about
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  Speaker 5: thirty minutes. You think I haven't review reviewed the tape.
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  Speaker 3: You knew so you knew.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why texting you, but but you knew this
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  Speaker 5: was coming. Oh, I explain it in the text, all right.
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  Speaker 3: He's right, I said needed to hear it, and then yeah,
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  Speaker 3: thirty minutes goes by. I don't know why that matters,
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  Speaker 3: and he goes, it's such a it's such a small
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  Speaker 3: break that there's no like, there's no there's the ya
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  Speaker 3: there is Did he ask you to go to the
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  Speaker 3: show or the party? I go the party. If it
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  Speaker 3: were the show, i'd go. I go, I drive back
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  Speaker 3: for that. It's so hard to.
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  Speaker 5: Get well, that is not how I was reading it
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  Speaker 5: in my head.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I wrote it. And then he goes He
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  Speaker 3: texted asking if I want to go to the rehearsal.
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  Speaker 3: I go, wow, Oh that is that. This is what
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  Speaker 3: being a good friend is.
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  Speaker 5: And then but I had a good friend text.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, He goes, word, I just wanted to make
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  Speaker 3: sure that's not what you were asking me about earlier.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, nah, fuck that, don't go. And
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  Speaker 3: then I go lo ol, all right, this is an
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  Speaker 3: incredibly important message because his heart is in the right place.
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  Speaker 3: He's also aware of the breach of friendship that would
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  Speaker 3: come from him dissuading me from going to Essen, coming
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  Speaker 3: back into the city to go to this SNL thing,
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  Speaker 3: only for him to then go right, he's aware of.
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  Speaker 6: The evil that is Lace. That's why I was text that, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: bull working against.
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  Speaker 5: The evil No, because I was like, I could see
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  Speaker 5: how this could appear.
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  Speaker 3: I go no, No, I got invited to the after party.
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  Speaker 3: Uh that's what he told me to come to. I go,
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  Speaker 3: the rehearsal is way cooler, you should go, and I go.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, yeah, I think I'm gonna go. I think
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go. I said yes, And it's been silent
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  Speaker 3: since who knows? And then I go, do you have
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  Speaker 3: his assistance since he wasn't getting feedback, I go, do
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  Speaker 3: you have his assistance number? She's the one to talk to.
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  Speaker 3: And then I sent him her contact INFOLO. I'm now
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  Speaker 3: trying to facilitate and ensure my friend Harry.
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  Speaker 5: I might have not reviewed the tapes to this point.
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  Speaker 3: That my friend Harry has nothing that could thwart this one.
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  Speaker 5: At this point, I was on the biggest Call of
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  Speaker 5: Duty show.
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  Speaker 3: No wait, wait, wait, don't don't bear the lead. After
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  Speaker 3: I send the assistant number, he goes, I can't go. Lol,
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  Speaker 3: Literally the worst possible timing. I go, ah shows, he goes,
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  Speaker 3: worse Call of Duty podcast with these dudes who are massive,
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  Speaker 3: and it ends at six forty five and the SNL
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  Speaker 3: rehearsal you have to get there at six forty five lol,
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  Speaker 3: And it's live and they already promote, so I can't
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  Speaker 3: move it. But he said he'll see if he can
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  Speaker 3: get me into the real one. If not, all good,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just happy to be considered ha ha, I go
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  Speaker 3: unreal enjoy. And then two hours later, I'm going to the.
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  Speaker 5: Show, and I said, and I finished reading, he said.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to the show. Yeah, I don't think I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to go to the after parties still, but if
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  Speaker 3: you were on the fence about it, i'd go. It's
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  Speaker 3: now eight forty five, Yeah, I know, I mean six
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  Speaker 3: hours I've been drinking. I'm two hours away. I can't
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  Speaker 3: drive back. I go. I'm not gonna go. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: get the show, look haha. So basically, Harry, the way
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  Speaker 3: I read this is that Harry was aware of not
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  Speaker 3: wanting to dissuade me from something that he would then
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  Speaker 3: go to, right of course, and he did a good
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  Speaker 3: job of that and and and put that in. And
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  Speaker 3: then I was like, all right, yeah, no, I mean
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  Speaker 3: I can't go. And he's like, okay, well, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to go to the even cooler thing I got
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  Speaker 3: invited to because I have this commitment. And then two
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  Speaker 3: hours later he's like, not only am I nothing, not
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: only am I going now, but I'm going to the show.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: And then the next thing I hear about this is
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Ian Fightance tagging me in a photo of YouTube Shane Miles,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Sellars and Ian financed on the main stage at SNL,
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I look, I'm going it's like ten photos.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, all right, well, where's the one of me?
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: And why would I? Why would I be in this?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: And there's not a single one of me? And then
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: we I get a text from Shane in our little
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: group that's like, uh, great hanging boys. And I thought
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: he was trolling because I thought you hadn't gone. I
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: thought you didn't go, and I knew I hadn't gone,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and I thought it was him being sarcastic, being like,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I come to New York and the three of you
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: won't be able to hang out with me. Yeah.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: Come to find well, he was trolling, but in a
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: different way.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Come to find that Harry pretty much talked me out of.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: No, no, no to the thing and the after party,
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: and I have one more picture to show you.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: And you went to the after party too.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: I went to the after that question.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: That's the answer to that fucking question. You have now
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: to stand on everything. But it was a scheme it
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: was not. You exclude me.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Before you say anything else. Look at this picture.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Is that him his hand he's shaking.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, the other hand, Oh.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: My god, is that an alcoholic befery? No?
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: No, that was that was Actually I was trolling round.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to believe.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: From you, And no, that was an n A but
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: it had it was the same beer that everyone else
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: was drinking. So Rome was like, oh, ship, he let me,
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: he let me slip.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Off the way I believe anymore? This look, I think
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: that here, here's the thing. Through that exchange, you can
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: tell that I am somebody who doesn't, luckily, at this
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: point in my life suffered too much from fomo. I've
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: learned ways to combat that, of course, and it comes
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: really from one is what is what happened? A friend
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: of mine featured in a great spot on SNL, and
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: then two of my other friends got to go witness
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: that and share that experience. The only thing that in
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: my mind could have made that whole thing better is
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: if I had been there with you all. I agree,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: But short of that, that's ideal. Yeah, that is an
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: ideal night for my friends that I'm thrilled about.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: The only thing that could have made it better for
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: you is if finance hadn't gone well.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I don't really know why he tagged it, and then
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I messaged him and I went, Haha, why did you
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: tag me in this? And he goes, it was a
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: joke they were all making, and I wanted to feel
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: part of the joke, so I did it. And I
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: was like, did you just say that out loud? Like
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: you just said exactly the truth behind kind of whatever. Anyway,
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: but I was I was very happy. I was really
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: happy that you guys all got to experience this. I
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: really was. I That is how I feel now at
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: this point in my life. I like, fundamentally I want
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: my friends to have good things, good nights, and I've
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: also learned that, you know, the good nights for which
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I am absent will come again. They will, of course.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: I think one thing that we're ignoring here is, uh,
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: there's a great puppeteer at place in all of this,
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: and that's the guy that gave us all three different
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: invites to different parts of it, who also might listen
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: to the show and enjoy if we heads with one another.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: You know, I totally misunderstood his invitation to me. I
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: he he threw it out there, and I kind of
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: felt like he threw it out and then he was like, actually,
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: let me check on that, like and that was how
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I read it. So I then when he as soon
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: as he said that, I didn't want him to be
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: in a weird spot.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: He thought he was walking.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: It's the day of his big appearance. I don't want
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: him fucking checking with producers and random people if hey,
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: can I get one more guy in? I don't want
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: to be that fucking guy. So I immediately was like,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: don't worry about it. You know, uh, well another time whatever,
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I'm drinking. I can't even drive anyway.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: So then you know, come to find that like he was,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I think you would have been there bummed down a
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: little bit that I wasn't there. I'm not gonna go
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: that far, but like, you know.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: We talked about you for like half the night.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: Probably I don't.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Even know what to say to that, but but my
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: point is I I was happy for for all of that. Yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: that you guys got to do that. Yeah, It's hard
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: for me to look on our messages Harry and not
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: wonder what sinister ship.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: I literally play literally, I have a screen.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Text message from you at six forty five I'm not going.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: I can't go, and then two hours later, not only
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: am I going, I'm going to the actual show.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Well, in my defense with that after party, in my
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: defense with that, we didn't I didn't know I was
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: going to the show until I texted you.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: You know who was at the afternollow you this?
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: See I screenshotted this. What that was you saying needed
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: to hear it? And then him saying you want to
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: go to SNL right after?
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, whatever, it's a tough it's
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: a tough spot. You know. I think that if the
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: roles were reversed, Knowing you as I do, my guess
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: would be that if you found out at eight forty
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: five that I was going to the taping of SNL,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: you would have called the security of the stuards at
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: thirty Rock issued a bomb threat so that the show
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: could not happen because you can't have it. God knows, no, no,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: not letting anyone else.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: I wanted you to do that behavior. We all wanted
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: you to be there.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: See first class.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Wow you never replied to my DM this morning.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a little mad. I wasn't mad that
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I wasn't there. I was. I was mad that I
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: felt like you. I felt a little bit like you
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: had done it on per No.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: I never would do that.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: It's you.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: You. Also, you got the call before me.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: But that's all separate because, as I said, I totally
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: misunderstood like I thought I was, you know, trying to
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: be helpful, but by the way, you know, fucking awesome
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: with all that joking aside or whatever, mostly serious with
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: a joke. Uh, tell me about it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Well, at the after party, Dua Lipa was there and
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: she was literally like looking around for a man.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: She's married.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: She was with her husband.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: No.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Fuck, that guy's also I think he's like a millionaires
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: air British.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: He's like super handsome. Yeah, his name's Calum, I think, right.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I didn't see her. I never
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: saw do Alipa.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: But in all seriousness at the after party, Sass went
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: up to Lauren and was like, I'm the next best
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: decision you'll ever make. Just shook his hand, put his hand.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: I did joke about saying that, but it was cool.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: It was cool. The a lot of waiting, a lot
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: of sitting around.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: I don't try, don't try to make it seem like
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: it was less cool.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: No I'm not. I'm giving the rundown of what happened.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: That's patronizing.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, oh no, it wasn't that fun.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: We were rubbing elbows with seth Rogen. It wasn't even
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: that fun.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: That was cool, But we went, we went, We go
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: to the show shows cool. Well, my favorite part was
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: just seeing everything be like happening in real time.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, That's what I've always wanted.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like it was cool watching like they're like they
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: come out, they do like a song, then they have
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: like Marcello did, like a warm.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Up act, and then they Marcello vern Marcelo from from
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: the SNL Show.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the one I've always wanted to go to.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: The Yeah, it was cool.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: It was cool.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, are you guys sitting down on the floor.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: No, that's where they put the real fans, like the
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: diehards and the people that waited a lot, I don't
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: think so.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: We watched it from a sliding door in Lauren's office.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: We watched it like at the Blue Jays Stadium. How
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: the hotel like butts right up against it. In the boxes.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: We were like we were in the nose bleeds for sure,
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: but we in terms of the nosebleed seats, I want
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: to say we were lucky. There were some people that
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: straight up must have it must have just been like
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: if you were listening to ESSNL being filmed. Oh yeah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: like there there there were there's ship hanging from the
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: ceilings like in here, but it's SNL, So there's cameras
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: and lights from every like it was right in front
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: of their faces. Yeah, but uh, that was it was sick.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: The muse the band was sick. I actually think that
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: was the coolest part was the actual SNL band. Yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: they'd like do a whole thirty minute performance before the show.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: You know, the red haired lady that's behind the saxophone player.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: They all hate, the one that never was forced to hate.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: To be honest, I haven't looked that closely, the.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: One that didn't laugh when Shane did his monologue. And
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: then people were like find her and kill her.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: She's like a sick guitarist and singer. She's like the
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: lead lead of the band. Yeah, very talented.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Wow that was cool.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Uh And then afterwards we were we were like both
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: at the after party and we were about to leave
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: her like should we get out of here? And then
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Shane left Lorne and that came up and like hung
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: out with us. Then Cam Patterson came up. We're talking
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: to him, and then a magician came up and started
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: blasting us with magic in like real time. This just
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: your exact dream. And then he was like going around
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: being like okay, like say Google a celebrity to Cam
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Patterson and he like googles. Someone put his phone away
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: and then he's like okay, like you let me see
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: your phone. And then like Seth Rogan came up and
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: he's like all right, Seth, let me see your phone,
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: and Seth Rogen's like, oh no, I don't do that.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: So the guy was a mental like one.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Oft Yeah, I've seen one of those.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: He did some ship though, where it was insane he did.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: He did the ship where like he asked Cam Patterson
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: for like who his celebrity crush was and he had
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: him like look it up on his phone. It's all.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: But the thing that is cool about those guys is
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: it's all the performance. It's not like the trick. It's
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: like they're like there was multiple tricks where everyone's like,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: this guy's a fucking idiot, like the magician, and then
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: it all yeah, and it's like, no, obviously he was
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: never going to be wrong, Like he wasn't gonna walk
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: into that circle with the idea of him being wrong
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: in his head.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: This guy isn't learning.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: He's doing real magic.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: It was pretty cool though, because it's like because.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: He pulled out the phone and it was his Instagram
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: bio and it said like I knew you were going
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: to say Aliyah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Were going to say and his cam Patterson had on
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: his phone was his bio on Instagram.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I've had this, Yeah. Did I talk about it on
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: the pod? No?
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: It's infuriating that, uh you know what.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Actually was an oss.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: No.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Have you seen that guy?
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: No, but he's the best. He's the king of it all. Yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: he has spawned a genre of magic. There are aspiring mentalists.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: That's what this guy was. He was like a party mentalist.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Was he like shorter and bald?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: No, I've seen that guy though. He did our company
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: party one.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: That guy did my golf member guest.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, and he did good.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: He was unbelievable. He did a thing where He went
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: around the room and I was like, all right, I
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: want you to put in to the calculator app on
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: my phone. I want you to put in your last
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: four digits of your social or something. And the guy
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: did and he was like, bye, way, everybody, I want
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: you pulling out your calculator apps as well. So we
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: all around the room had our calculator apps open, and
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: he put what he tells us the number to put in.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Then he's like, all right, somebody, what's your birthday. The
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: guy's like, blah blah blah. And he's like, okay, put
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: in you know, four twelve, nineteen eighty two. And then
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: he's like, blah blah blah, your phone number. Put in
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: this thing. Put in this. It's like the most random numbers.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: And he's like, just to make sure we're all not
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not just selecting people I already know. Like you
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: point at someone else that you want me to ask,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: and you can ask any number or something. The guy's like, hey,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: give me your fucking whatever last three digits your credit card.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: And the guy's like, all right, we're just gonna add
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: all these numbers and he adds them all together and
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: he looks and it's like some huge number. It's like whatever,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: you know, seven billion, two hundred and whatever something like that,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: And he's like, that's kind of a weird number. But
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: if you look at your time on your phone right now,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: isn't it August twenty seventh of twenty twenty five at
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: eight fifteen pm?
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was the Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: I don't like that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Well in the absolute.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Fuck, yeah, that's I don't.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I only do.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: The timing of the joke to have it land on
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: the exact minute. I don't know how did all those
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: numbers add to this?
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Do you think in their head are they so confident,
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: like I've done this so many times, obviously it's gonna work.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Are you think in the back of their head they're like, better, go, okay,
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: we got we got two seconds to work with here
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: as what's his number?
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: What's his credit card?
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Like that? Dude, Like, if you're doing your magic to
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Chane and Seth Rogan in your head, would you not
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: be like, dang, I fucking pray this works.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: Like what if it they have such a big audience
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: of people they can tell that I suck. Yeah, imagine
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: if Seth Rogan puts it in the next movie that
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: I suck a or he's the inspiration for the dumb magician.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the dumb mentalist, the mental retard. Oh god, because
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: that really is like the only scenarios there are you
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: look so sick and like a magician, or you look
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: like the biggest dumbass of all time if it sucks up.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: But I've never seen it fuck up, which makes me
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: believe that card.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Up a little bit. But they always had. They have
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: weighs out if there is ups like I think they
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: like tried to or like the one the card was
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: wrong for Shane or something like that, but it wasn't no,
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: but then it was under it. Then it was under
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: his walk.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: But that was a part of it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: But he might have did that last second.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: It was a part of it. He goes, is this
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: your card?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: No?
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: And then he goes He's like, oh, but it's this one,
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: isn't it No? And then we're all like this fucking clown.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: And then he goes, oh, is it the one that's
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: under your watch? And then it's under Shane's watch. Yeah,
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think that's a fuck up.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Also doesn't sound so much.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: That wasn't met. That was a little different. That was
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: more slight of hand.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: That was a bit of sleight of hand.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: But the one where the ones where it's like like
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: the ones that O's does, where it's like, yeah, open
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: the envelope and it's got everything that you were thinking
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: of in your head. I don't know how that's even possible.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: He goes and does like a NFL football team in preseason,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the defensive witchcraft, and they can't be mirror
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: it anymore. It's like it's like the actual reaction team
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: goes five hundred. Yeah.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Those videos are awesome. Yeah, watching dudes get like genuinely pissed,
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: get him out of here.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Why are you like at first you want to like
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: you want to debunk the guy, like the first time
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: you see it, and then by like the second time
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: someone's like that, you're just like, yeah, that's exactly my card,
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Like you don't you just want to go along for
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: the ride. Of course they're going to get it right,
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: like you want to like make it tough for them
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: or be like be like clever back.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: So while you guys were doing everything, I've always hoped
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: the dreams of doing yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: With all your heroes, don't forget.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was upstate having a quiet weekend, and on
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: how we actually it was Saturday, they did a major
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Halloween procession and they did they put on a like
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: a haunted walk through the woods. Oh it was deep
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: in the woods.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: You had to drive a golf cart way up the
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: fucking hill and then you start at the at the
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: base or whatever. And apparently from like six to eight
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: pm they had sort of a PG version of this
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: for kids and stuff, and then from like eight to
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: nine it was like adults only. Yeah, And I was like,
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: all right, how bad can it be? You know? And
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I went with three guys from the golf staff and
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: we got up there and there was a woman at
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: the front and she had like a seven or eight
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: year old girl with her. I don't know if it
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: was her daughter or someone. Maybe it was some The
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: girl was dressed up in a spooky way, probably as
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: some sort of like part of the act, part of
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: the thing, but she was out at the front at
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: this time. And the woman was like giving me us
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: the instructions and being like all right, I'm gonna give
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: you guys flashlights and like, you know, if you don't,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: if you go in and you don't come out after
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: a little while, we're gonna send in a search party
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: after you. And the little girl went what's a search party?
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: And I go, it's what comes when there's an amber alert?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: And she goes, what's an amber alert? And the woman
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: was like, let's not get it. And the way that
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: this was so she actually said that, she goes, let's
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: not get an amber.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: So she's going to have to learn lady.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went in and this thing was fucking terrifying,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: absolutely terrifying.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: And it's just in the woods.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah there, you know, every forty yards you come upon
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: a new thing. And the first thing you come upon,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I mean you're like, it's like a little girl in
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: a swing that's creepy, and she's like, have you seen
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: my mommy? And you're like no, does anyone knows her?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: And she's like me neither. And then like you keep walking,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: she gets off the swing and she starts like skipping
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: behind you at a distance, so you have someone following
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: you there.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Is it an actual little girl or is it like
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: it's so creepy.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Then you get then you come across like then they
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: have like whatever six or seven sort of statues and
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: you're walking through and of course one of them is
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: an actual person that's like still, and then as you
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: get close, it's like ah yeah, you're like whoa. And
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: then it becomes you know, you walk through these there's
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: like sheets on either side of you, so you can't
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: see what's to the left and to the right, and
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: you're walking through this narrow area and someone on the
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: other side is like help, help, yeah, you know, and
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: then like blood splatters against the sheet and then like
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: a major truck horn honks and scares the ship out
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: of you. You're just on edge the whole time. Yeah,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: And it's like there's a lot of circus theme.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Clown I don't know when became creepy, Carnival.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Became like the pillar of horror.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: I don't know, clowns.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: Part of John Wayne Gacy, who is John Wayne Gacy
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: serial killer, but he was a clown.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: That's where all that came from. Wise, Yeah, that was
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Stephen King in what the eighties or seventies.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: They made that Babies that I think that came out
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: way before John Casey killed anybody.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Carnival and and sort of Carnie and and thing as horror.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: I think that there was always part of carnival that
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: was like fun house mirrors. I think that that kind
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: of played on people's fear.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Now it seems to be the true driving force more
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: than you know, say, fucking werewolves are.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Like I think it's just scarier. Like I feel like
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: it's like seeing like a skeleton isn't really scary anymore, wow,
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Because I when I think it's for a skeleton, I
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: just think of like the animations from like kids horror movies.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: There's some rat Yeah, the sort of thin line between
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: fake laughter and merriment and darkness that works like peanut
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: butter and jelly. You know.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: It's almost like it's like little girls and women that
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: are like the scary.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Shit now, yeah, in clowns and clowns. Yeah, I don't
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: think if I think if I was walking through the
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: woods and I saw an actual skeleton, I'd be like,
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: you need directions.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: But we came upon a guy who he had a
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: table with a bucket of candy in the front. He
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: was dressed up. I don't remember what he's part of.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: This is still part of the act.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: And he goes take a piece, and I was like, actually,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: because I'm like him, He's like, take a piece and
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I went to grab one, and he had an axe,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: a real axe, and he as I grabbed one piece,
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: he slammed it down a foot from my hand into
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: the table, splintering the table and go just one scared
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: the ship.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Out of me. How often do you think those people
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: fuck up? Just hit someone straight in the hand.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Fuck time to move? Going back to Arizona so hot
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: even on Halloween. He's fucking costume.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's gotta be a thing.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not like those guys are like insured.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, top of the end. This is the best act
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  Speaker 6: Halloween because I say, screaming shit.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about going out, No, I'm talking dressing up
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  Speaker 3: it too, But like I checked out a Halloween but you.
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  Speaker 6: Can't feed your Instagram the same way they can find
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  Speaker 3: You're right, You're absolutely right. And I tweeted about it,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: uh and it really was like my whole feet is like,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: you know, adorable families with really funny and cute, coordinated
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: kids outfits, which I like that. That makes me laugh
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: and tickles my soul and I like that, and then
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden it's whore. Yeah. Yeah, just cleavage
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: that is mashed together with some kind of like force.
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  Speaker 3: You know, still got it, don't forget about me.
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: There's no subtlety, that's all. I've still got it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, does this really do it for you? Though?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Because it's so it's just so, it's so theatrical and
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: so so put on.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: I feel like I will say this year felt like
• 45:25
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  Speaker 5: I was just hanging out of my apartment.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: You normally do stuff.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: No, No, I say, this was the only year that
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: I felt like, am I a fucking loser for not
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: because I think it was because he was on a Friday. Okay,
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: it was like the city was like everyone he.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Celebrates Halloween on both weekends on either side of.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, in your neighborhoohborhood.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I got out of the fact that this city this
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: weekend was Halloween and the marathon. Talk about two groups
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: of people that I want nothing to fucking do with. Dude,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: I was this morning. I went to the deli and
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: I walked by a pack of people and they all
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: had the metals. Yeah, guys, put it away.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Worse than the metal. Worse than the metal is the
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: space blankets and they from a fire.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: You're out on the curb like Captain.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: You know it started, you know.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's but but the metal shows this.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: You paid for this.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: You had to enter the lottery to get into this.
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: The metal the next day, though, is so egregious. It's
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: for braggage only.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: But I feel like I probably would be rocking it
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: if I did it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: No, you would not, You're a humble guy.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: I feel like just to you know, flash it on
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Instagram and then be done. Yeah, and it goes in,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: it goes in the safe.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: Well, you were nice. I mean I think that that's
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: a very good observation. And you even reached out. You're like,
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: this isn't about you, by the way, It's like, dude,
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: I don't care no matter, but assulted.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I also thought like that is where Lewis Black did
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: a joke about this where he goes, he goes, if
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: you're an adult and you're thinking about dressing up for Halloween, don't,
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: he goes, it's a it's a it's a holiday for children.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: And to that end, I will say that when you
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: have young kids and you know, you do a coordinated
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: family outfit, I fucking love that. That is that's the
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: spirit of Halloween. Look at us like you guys thought
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: about that. You did something cool. It was great. And
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I don't I like all the families, especially if it's
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: like little kids, you know what I mean. I do
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: think that when you have like eight or nine year
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: olds who are pretty much almost capable of tricker treating
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: on their own and you go with them in full.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Costume, that's a little attention seeking to wine. Yeah, that's
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: a little attention seeking.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's gotta suck living in Like growing up
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: in the city, you probably go tricker treating with your
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: parents until you're like seventeen.
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: No, there is a Sheisty's that had no fucking costume
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: in the city. There are people outside. I went to
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: Brooklyn Heights to walk around.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: That's the that's the mecca pre location.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: And the main thing that you go down is this
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: one road that's completely blocked off and they're like garden place.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Paul Rudd's out there.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: They're like.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: And Paul Rudd is like sitting outside and it's like, oh,
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: we gotta go by Paul Rudd's house. And I was
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: like excited, and then I caught wind of him and
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: it was like really sad because like there's a huge
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: line of kids. Other houses don't have this line, and
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: then right behind it it's a bigger like radius of
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: parents just taking pictures zooming in on Paul Rudd as
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: he's given out candy, dressed up as post malone, with
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: like his head down, just like giving out candy, Like oh,
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: not a not a shame, but just like have some
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: fucking decency and like, don't exploit me on the night
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to do one thing as like a neighborhood guy.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: I was like, we're not been going to his house,
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: like it's too exploitative.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Feel for him. I'm surprised he was there and not
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: at his place up state which is near my where
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: you can avoid all of that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: He didn't just leave out.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know, Rogan was there. I mean, that's
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: his brother.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: He was supposed to be, but he was too tuckered
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: out from trick or treating.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've given out candy and Brooklyn Heights. I lived
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: with that family there for a year. Yeah, and then
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: we would go sit on the stoop and give out candy.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: And it was really fun, except for the fact that
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: there are kids, as you put it, like fourteen year olds.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, who are kids.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: They've got like a fucking bandana.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one of them has a mask and the rest
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: of them have.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: They take their they take their backpack and they just
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: turn it around and wear it on the front, open
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: and they go. They come up in their tricker treat
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: and it's like, are you your stockpiling to like feed
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: yourself for the next six months? These kids do laps
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: and you you get to a point where you're like
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: I've seen you are, Yeah, and I would say that,
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, I'm not giving you.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: More, not much money to see that.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Not only are you not trying with your costume, not
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: only are you way too fucking old for this, but
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: you're you're going for thirds the third time. I fucking you.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: Gotta have a different candy ball for them, you know
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: what I mean. You gotta be giving them There'shy's kiss.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's a piece of candy.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Small races, No, small races are good. True, you don't
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: want to give those out?
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: Those are? You got to give them the shitty candy?
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: What's like the worst candy?
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: It's like anything with coconut in it.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: I used to think that, and I had an Almondjoy
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: the other day and it was fucking good.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Almond Joy shouldn't even be around.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: I used to think that that's a very like thirties candy.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: But I tried it and it was pretty fucking good.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: I think the best part about Halloween now is just
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: like I was munching candy all night. No shame.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: You feel like you can.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: You have to. It's like you're you're a piece of
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: shit if you don't.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Ranchers chocolate.
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: Aureo, give me that. I don't. I don't want like
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: fruity candy. I need the chocolate ship on Halloween.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: That's see, that's that's I think why I never really
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: loved Halloween growing up.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Well, the chocolate candy is the protein.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, vegetables.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: It's the others. The vegetables. Yeah, you should have both,
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: but you don't need to have them on top of
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: It does feel that way.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: A solid course of mic and ikes and then you
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: move on to your roast chicken of you know.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Mike and ikes I could get. I could do without.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love mic and I and the red mic
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: and ikes, the pink one.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: I think, the green one. The green is my favorite.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Citrus.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Guy, I love a citrus.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: What happened to hot Tomali's I feel or a red hot?
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: What are the red Mica and ikes that were spicy?
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Everyone decided that they sucked.
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I like those.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: The government used them to pay your roads.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: And we know they didn't sell any of them.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: That's what RFK just had an ax to grind against
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: that ship.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Specifically, I got a.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Pee and do something about my voice for a second.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: All right, good luck? Yeah, have fun with that. So
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: what do you think about Tetris?
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we could do that.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: I think it's a great idea.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: I started the Tetris movie last night. You've seen it.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Actually, I watched some of it, and I should have
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: watched more because it was I was enjoying it.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: It's like a Yeah, I didn't know how thrilling it
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: was gonna be.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: It's it's pretty good. It's similar. It came out right
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: around the time of that movie about Blackberries, Yeah, the
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: BlackBerry Phone, and I watched that instead and thought, I
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: don't know if I can do another.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: You didn't like the BlackBerry movie, No, I liked.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: That very much. The movie was after that. I wasn't
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: in the mood to go back to back tech tech
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: origin story.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel that I didn't know it. I didn't
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: know it started in Russia though. That's pretty sick.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Tetris. Yeah, I forgot about that.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: It started in Russia.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: With Ron Gone. It's just reminding me how angry I
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: come with you. He was the buffer.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: I don't even know. I feel. I feel like I
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: tried my best. You did the opposite of everything you said.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: I know, I know, but I tried as hard as.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: I got you went to the after party.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: The after party, I will say, I wasn't there for long.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: I had to. It wasn't a choice. The complete Roman
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: fucking hammered I had to take. I had to make
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: sure he wasn't gonna be a fool.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Come on, actually yeah, really.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: He was standing up during the filming of the show.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: They had to be like, sit the fuck down, no way, no, okay,
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: it was It was killer, Yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: He.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Was.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen Round drunk?
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's pretty demurror.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: He gets drunk.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fine, but he's like me, like, you don't really
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: you don't know. It's not that you don't know necessarily,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: but you're not worried about us.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: You got to see him when he said when he's
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: in his peak potential.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: You get really drunk, and that you're liability, that's what
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: he's saying. I was like, you're very demrror in my
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: in my experience, when.
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: Was I ever a liability?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Well, you probably don't even remember.
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: You're talking about the Yankees game where I like joked,
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh I with my friends, Like, let
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: me joke with my friends, and then like him even
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: talking about the Yankees game, KB, I all held it
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: against me for the rest of my fucking life. Well,
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: what's which time were you talking about?
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: We're talking about it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: That's so now.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: When they had to remove you from the studio because
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: you wouldn't stop yelling during the.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: Show, I set off a flair during the show.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: He tried to say that the only reason that he
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: went to the after party was to make sure that
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: you didn't like fucking blow up because you were so drunk,
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: and I was like, that is not.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: At all sads. Is such a scumbag, plastid drunks I am.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: I'm the same way. I am someone like that, which
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: I think it's a superpower you get.
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: I'm a marathon, a marathon drink and be like pretty.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I can the drunkest that I am. I can be
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: as drunk as humanly possible for me, which the next
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: step for me is throwing up. I don't black out,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: you just throw up. I just throw up and then
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: but I will not I won't be like fucking fighting people,
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: or like breaking shit, or like saying racial slurs or whatever.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: I say racial slur is just as much sober.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: I'm not antagonistic to get drunk.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not emotional. I'm just I'm trying to convince people
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not that.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and therefore I focus very hard on on my diction. Yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like I used to think I was like that,
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: and then I realized I wasn't.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Video of yourself.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: I was like, no one can even tell when I'm drunk.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: And then you saw one case.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was like, everyone knows when i'm when
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: I've had one beer.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: I think a part of it is is learned.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: It's like getting in shape.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, work out that muscle. It's like drunk driving.
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: Sure, are we drinking up state?
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah? We should? We should do. You don't have to, No,
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I of course I will. I would like to.
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: We could. We could keep it off the we could
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: put on the leaf if you want.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: I have a cocktail I'm dying to try to make,
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: which comes from Friday, Saturday Sunday in Philadelphia.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: And it was at a bar.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: It's a restaurant bar, but they have a cocktail there.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: I think I've mentioned.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Have we been there? Is that where we went before
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: the Out of Order show last year?
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: No? No, no, that place that never brought out your
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: bring the food. Now, that was not this place. This
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: place is awesome. And there's a guy, there's a the
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: lead bartender there invented a cocktail and I think it's
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: called the Ambassador's Delight, And I DM the restaurant for
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: the recipe.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Really is there?
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Did they give you the full They just.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Gave you the recipe? Well, they they did give me
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: the recipe, but then they were like, you have to
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: make a a wine shrub, which requires some work. And
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: they were like, in order to figure out how he
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: did as that, you need to buy this cookbook. And
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: I bought the cookbook really, which is called The Last Call.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: It's like, if the bar every a bunch of famous
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: bartenders around the country, you made one cocktail, what would
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: they make? And it has his recipe in there?
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: So what is the drink? What's in it or.
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: What's the mas? I think it's wine shrub?
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Wine Trub?
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Isn't that the AT and T lady's real name Melissa
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: wine Trub? You know who else is that? Snl Flow
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: from Progressive.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: I never saw her either.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: Did you hear people talking about it?
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: I just heard everyone be like that was flowing?
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: It's rum Kanyak mulled wine shrub a verna uh and
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: then Haben euro tincture.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: M Haben neuro tincture. Is that is there alcohol that
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: or don't worry? True, I feel like we can make
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: a non alcoholic.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: I don't want to include you in my life anymore. Actually,
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: I actually had this thought. I was I was driving
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: in today and I was I was like, just fucking
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: pissed off at the world, and I was I thought
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: about it. I actually thought about this. I was like,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: I don't really think I want to try to be
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: a good person anymore. Yeah, I think that it has
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: become abundantly clear to me. And by the way, I'm
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: not even saying I'm a good person. I'm going to try,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: but I just don't think there's any benefit to it anymore.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: I've learned from your example that, you know, just living
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: with complete self interest and just whatever I want to do,
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: whatever makes me happy, and that is what I want
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: to do. There's no you're doing better than I am,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: because what I lose by being concerned about other people's feelings,
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: which was motion, is a waste a fucking time.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Clearly, I don't think that's true.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: You're doing just as well you're more liked than I am.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Your probably and you are a fucking asshole. No, I'm not.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: I'm not.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: And I also do care about other people.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: If I didn't, if I didn't care about the S
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: and L thing, I wouldn't have texted you about it. Yeah,
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: I would have just gone no.
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: But what he cared about was the repercussions for him,
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: no care about other people. He's cared about the blood.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: I texted Francis and I said, go, if you go
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: to the party, I'll go to the party.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Oh you did say that. Yes, you
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: said you said, uh, if I don't want to go
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: to the party, but if you were gonna, I.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: Said, If you're still on the fence about going to
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: the party, all ti.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: You did that while you were going to the main event.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: That's like being like, I'm going to this wedding that
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: you're not invited to, but I know that there's a
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: chance you might get the look for this like late
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: night bar and nobody else wants to be.
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: I don't think.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: No, that's not what we want to go to that.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: I'll happily meet you after.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: No, that's not the thing, the most fun thing after,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: you know, the thing, I would say, the scraps of
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: the evening with. I would argue that after it was
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: more fun than present.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Don't buy that you said you only stayed for a minute.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: A couple of minutes.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: He stayed longer than a minute.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: I believe that I had to make sure Roan was
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: going to get home.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: I'm going to drown you.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: We had a family to look after.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: You better fucking work on your lung capacity.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: Well, you guys better learn how to tie a clinch
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: knot because I'm not tying a single one on them?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: What were you?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: What did I do?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're on his ship list too.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about? I stayed late with you,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: smoked that joint on the way in with you, smoked
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: the joint before s.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: And no, there was no joint smoked. Not a single
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: joint was smoked.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: There was even to smoke a joint on the way in, almost.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Smoking cigarette butts that he picked up off the ground,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: and he was like, dude, this weed is so strong.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: I was splitting them open cigarette butts that were laying
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: around delicious. Oh man, we could have used the guy
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: like you. But Francis, if you had said yes, I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: probably wouldn't have even got the invite. Honestly, that's very
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: that's that's so, that's exactly true.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: That's I don't think that's what's.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: Exactly true because I didn't even get they get to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: look until after the fact. So you're altruism of saying no, no,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: don't go let him, let him get on the life raft.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: I'll go down with the ship. Yeah, you float away
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: and fucking tell a story with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: Winsley years later. That's what you wanted of me.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe when you go, they'll be like maybe, like
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: Sabrina Carpenter will be hosting.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: Great, but you don't like her.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: All the fucking make out with her.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: No, you think she's a fast round happen?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I forgot. You don't like Sabrina Carpenter just.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Grab her ball her face like like I'm inflating up there.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. We don't do Sabrina slander on this show.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: That's where I crossed. I've come around on her.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I'm an all allow her now. I love I love Sabrina.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: She's cool, she's got some, she's got speisty, she's very sexual.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: I know, I like that, But do you think she
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: put lays it on thick too? Thick though?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: I think it's just her style.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: Do you think that she's just trying to fight against
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: the Disney the Disney inflication of herself.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Probably? That's where I knew her from, was Disney.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: I knew Hillary Duff from Disney. Of course you know
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: who Hillary Duff is.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I bet they named a bar and the Simpsons
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: after her, The Buff Bar.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the whole beer brand, the beer.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: What is the beer they drank?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Duff?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: I said, Buff really matter credit?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: I got it wrong too, I said the bar.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: It's not the bar, the bar which they named after Mo,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: the bartender. Of course, how would he even be able
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: to afford that as a bartender? How does Mo afford
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: owning the bar?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: I guess there's bad overhead on bars.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Probably had some investors. Everyone likes here.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we employee.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: If we got a bunch of money as a show
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: and we had to like have a spinoff brand or
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: like open a spinoff brick and mortar, what would you
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: guys hope to open.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Well, let's put it this way, if we opened a bar,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: I hate to say it. I do think we should
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: call it Harry's because Harry's will be a famous Harry's bar, probably.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: Right across the street, Harry Saloon.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: There, Harry's Bar, directly across the street.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: You think there's a Triple Crown something and maybe it's
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: in Fine Eye Harry's Bar, Harry Over Square. Yeah, it
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: is in Hide Eye and it's a restaurant and it's
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: an old steakhouse. I've been there and it's fantastic. I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: would say we should go, but I'm not really friends
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: with Harry anymore.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: I'd love to go with you.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Something we can do that we can all three do it,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: bring my kids, plenty of ambient noise.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: I would go to Harry's. I would also go to
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: Mustang Harry's, which is just two blocks away. That place is, yeah,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: I've never been, to be honest. More of a Triple Crown.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: Guy, Triple Crown clothes bro they did dumb ass. Maybe
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: a sandwich shop.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have a fun time upstate.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I have so much weed.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: I don't I don't smoke weed.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, do I have weed.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: I would love to get fried with you guys and
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: watch something scary.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: You know what I did the other day. I went
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: on Friday morning, I went out and I bought chewing tobacco,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: and I was like, maybe I'll be a chewing tobacco guy.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Dip dip. You bought dip long cut?
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  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, part of a halloween costume.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Now, it's just my halloween. That was my celebration. That's
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: that fuck lip for maybe thirty seconds. Then I spit
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: it out and threw away the entire can. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, but lip long cuts different from chewing tobacco.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's what that caw.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, long cut long cuts just the pinch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I I put long cut skull under the
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: family of chewing TOBACCOA yeah, and maybe that's wrong.
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  Speaker 5: But I just associated with if you swallow it, you'll
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  Speaker 5: throw up.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't call everybody I knew that. I don't know. I
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: wonder how popular dip still is because now the pouches
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: or the pouches of tea. Yeah, but in our time,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: in my time, not your time.
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  Speaker 5: No, I've done chewing tobacco. Everyone did chewing tobacco when
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: I was growing up.
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  Speaker 6: Really, yeah, when did you grow up In the eighteen hundreds,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: my friends, my friends.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: Were doing chewing tobacco when we were like twelve, is
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: just like your nine to eleven bit. No, I swear
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: to God, came.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Out of the womb.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: We did that. We did the we used to do
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: the actual, the long cut pouches.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: I remember being extremely buzzed from a very young age.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: I remember I remember doing chewing tobacco with braces and
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: it was and it was long cut, and it's same
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: thing I would do. I always said the same thing.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: I put in for thirty seconds and spit it out.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: The players made it so cool. That's where we everybody.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: That's everyone I was friends who played hockey.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you just spin it on the ice.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know, you say everyone you, I'm going to
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: give you more credit than that you played hockey.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: But not at this age. Oh, I quit already.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: All the hockey players did. And when I got to college,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: some of the lacrosse players would. And sometimes when I
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: got really drunk, just to see how far we could
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: send it, I'd throw a lip in.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: But then that's immediate.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Hell, No, it was fine when I was drunk. When
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: I did it sober, it was hell.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Really, I'm the total opposite. If I were to throw
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: like I remember the first time I ever did one
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: of the pouches. I was like, it was I was
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: trying to quit vaping and I was drinking at the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: stand and I put in a pouch. We were like
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: all sitting at a table, and I just got irish. Goodbye.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Are you talking like a pouch or like a okay, yeah,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: because they also have the pouches our school.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: Yeahah no, this was like a lucy pouch. You got
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: the spins, I got the everything's. I got every symptom.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: You just figure eight.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: I had to go straight back. But I didn't even
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: know I was capable of feeling that anymore, because I've
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: used nicotine for so long.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I am. I think long cut skulls.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: I did the long cut.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: That's why I of a different color? Is that? Is
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: that the saying, oh yeah.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: That's why I did it. And I didn't feel anything,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: And then I was like, and it's making me feel shitty.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: One time we did it, we were driving to Dartmouth
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: and I was with a bunch of older guys on
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: the team, and we drove it was like all back
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: roads to fucking Dartmouth nowhere, and I think we're just
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: going up to like party for the weekend or something,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: and all the guys in the car through lips in
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: and I just they were like what them.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: I was like in the car or through the back seat,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: that you can't go any I feel sick thinking about it.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: I had to ask us to pull over. Yeah, I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: had to ask us to pull over so that we
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: could pull over and I could get out and throw
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: up on the side.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: That's the worst throw up there is.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bad.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Nicotine throwing up from any kind of nicotine is the
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: worst throw up. It's like a vicious.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: See through white. Yeah, imagine if you're sitting in the
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: middle seat.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: It's literally like you die for ten minutes and then
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: you come back to life immediately. I remember we like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: like when vaping became a thing. I remember we got
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: like a shitty, small, like refillable vape and we went
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: to mine of my friend's house on like a Friday
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: and we were all hitting it and then it like exploded.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: It like blew up in Peter's mouth and yeah, and
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: he was laying down in the middle of the woods
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: like like couldn't move or else he would throw up,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: and we just had to sit in the woods. We
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: were like, I don't even know why we were in
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: the woods, Like we were in the woods, just like
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: fucking around. Yeah, but then it became a thing where
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: we were just like stuck in the woods because if
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: he tried to get up, he would puke.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: You know, that's something I like about you. We had
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: that in common, we both we fucked around in the woods. Oh,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: of course, I think we're back. Great.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: I'm glad that you and me we're back. That's all
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: it took.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: The goods. Little shared ground, little common ground is so nice.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Leaf covered ground.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: I'm pumped to get in the woods this week.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: I haven't been fishing since I was in Wyoming.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'll just say this right now. If you guys
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: want to extend a couple of days, I don't see
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: any reason we have to come home.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Don't you have spot on Thursday?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: I think that's why we're.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: Going out right now. Yeah I can. I'm gonna wait
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: to play that card smart.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: If you played it today, it'd be like, well, you'll
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: be good by Thursday.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, right, wait for those symptoms to fully kick in.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's gonna be so nice. What are we gonna
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: do while we're fishing, to get our to get our
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: minds twisted.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Probably drink, Oh nothing, you want some long cut that's yeah,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: that's actually a great time to do it. What should
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: We'll all throw a couple lips in mushrooms. I'd like
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: to just you know, fish, we could.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Get you some weeds. You you love weed, We'll get
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: fish automatic.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: That's automatic. Yeah, that's baseline. That's like, are we gonna
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: be breathing air?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Did we eat breakfast this morning?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: This is gonna be the difference between a twenty eight
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: inch brown trout and no fish?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: What you don't think you can fish high?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: You don't even consider lighting and joint until you've already
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: landed a fish.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Is that true? Yeah, it's it's one of those sort
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: of what's the word, I'm looking for superstitious things.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: That's when me and my friends do when we when
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: we we do it with like the we would do
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: it with the jewel. We'd be like, no, it's hitting
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: the jewel until we catch a fish.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: No, you did have a joints, But I love that
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: you finally admitted.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: No, my friends don't. My friends don't smoke wheat just
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: like you. Don't no, Yes, all right, I gotta piss
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: and I think Francis you got a meeting.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Don't you put that evil on me.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: I gotta keep I gotta keep track of both of
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: you boys. Make sure you're getting your ship done. Francis,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: you got a meeting, ron don't you have a fucking
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: family to take care of.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: You?
• 1:10:45
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• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: We'll be back.
• 1:10:48
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• 1:10:51
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• 1:10:53
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• 1:10:56
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• 1:11:00
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• 1:11:03
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• 1:11:08
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• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: All right, We'll see you guys. On Thursday, I got
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: I got a.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Pistel, was.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: Still still under ground, so I looked out to you.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 8: Game round. I was falling one way, I zly falling
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 8: on Jay were drifted.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: Foo was so so then you leave? So no, I'm coming.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 7: I was on a phone in Long I was on
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: a phone in I was on your phone. In one,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 7: I was on your phone. Strange. Don't say.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 6: So way.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: See just a distant the bay. That's a FA. The
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  Speaker 7: call just a man. Not really Take ahead.
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